Parenting Hell with Rob Beckett and Josh Widdicombe - S8 EP15: "Have you ever been maced?"

Episode Date: February 27, 2024

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Hello, I'm Rob Beckett. And I'm Josh Winnockham. Welcome to Parenting Hell, the show in which Josh and I discuss what it's really like to be a parent, which I would say can be a little tricky. So, to make ourselves and hopefully you feel better about the trials and tribulations of modern-day parenting, each week we're chatting to a famous parent about how they're coping. Or hopefully how they're they're tha be hearing from you the listener with your tips, advice and of course, tales of parenting woe. Because let's be honest, there are plenty of times when none of us know what we're doing.

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Beckett? Can you say,ett? Can you say Josh Whitacom? Jack? Good job. I like you, Max. Can you say Rob Beckett? Rob Beckett? And can you say Josh Whitacom? Good job. Oh God. America's so exciting isn't it, Josh? Rose was so, she's like, I just loved Jason Belle. Good job. Good job. Good job. So,, America is so exciting, isn't it, Josh? Rose was so, she's like, I just loved Jason Bell, so American and positive. Oh, even just there, the positivity was just pumping into my ears from that lady and kids. I know.

I know. Who was it? My name is Kelsey and this is the recording of my three-year-old son, Max, I saying you're greeting. I'm a huge fan of the podcast and have both of you. Give me a much-needed break to stay at home mom. Thank you for the excellent content. Keep up the good work and stay sexy and relatable. Any guess on the state? Oh, it sounded quite slow and like very like sort of West Coasty. You're wrong. Oh you're wrong., okay. It couldn't be more wrong. There can be.

Oh, that's excited, isn't it, Josh? People across the pond. I've had a nightmare start this morning, Josh. Oh, here we go. The boiler pressure was low. So no heat in some cold. And, um, the... What does that mean? Have you had to get a bloke out? No, not the... Even I can do that. Oh woman! Oh woman! I've never seen a female gas fitter, but you know, it's not our industry to push it on. You know, you know, that's not our industry to push it on. No, exactly. Oh, this is all I know about boiler. When the pressure is low, there's a knob somewhere in there the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the pressure's low there's a knob somewhere near your boiler that you twist to let water into the boiler it basically means there's not enough pressure in there or about it doesn't all pressure in there why does it

suddenly happen but it feels like pressure is just water because all I'm put in it's water so I don't know what yeah yeah ask a question about the boiler? You know that boiler, I don't know where yours is, but I've got in my kitchen, right? Yeah. Is that the thing that's heating the water? Yes. Really? That for the whole house? Yes. What else is doing enough? Well, it doesn't feel enough? Well, it doesn't feel enough? It doesn't feel enough? So basically that bought it's What else is doing? What else is doing? Well, it doesn't feel enough. So basically that, it's like a massive kettle, isn't it? Is it? Well, I think so. It just boils to the water and that makes the water in the pipe's heart.

It just doesn't feel enough to me. Well, what happens with that big white cube is, Josh, is the situation I'm in was the pressures low aka the water water and they're on it is like it used to be like that my new ones it's not enough knobs on the boiler for my taste no they try and keep it as simple as but I need more buttons I need more buttons so I've got more options when it goes wrong I don't want to touch screen on a boiler I want it to look like an airplane cockpit. I want, but so my old one used to have like, it was like a proper little bike tire pump thing. So you could see it go up because it's literally,

that it's almost, I don't know what the word for it, but it's actually involved in the water. There's not like an electrical, like technological, it's like there's something like in water and the ball makes the things a things a things, things, things, things, things, things, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, there's something like in water and the ball makes the thing go up. It's physical. A ball, whatever it is, right? So I like that because it's real. It's analog. It's natural. What I've got my new one is like a digital screen. The pressure is like a phone battery. But what it does is, I'll turn the pressure on such the water tap.

And it goes up, but it goes up, but like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like the pressure. the pressure. the pressure. the pressure. the pressure. the pressure. the pressure. the pressure. the pressure. the pressure. the pressure. the pressure. the pressure. the pressure. the pressure is the pressure is the pressure the pressure the pressure pressure pressure pressure pressure pressure pressure the pressure pressure the pressure the pressure the pressure the pressure the pressure the pressure pressure pressure pressure the pressure pressure pressure the pressure pressure pressure the pressure pressure pressure the pressure pressure the pressure the pressure pressure pressure pressure the pressure the pressure pressure pressure pressure the pressure pressure pressure. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. the pressure pressure pressure pressure. I. I. the pressure. the pressure. the pressure. the pressure. the pressure. the pressure. the water tap and it goes up but like it loads like a computer screen and I'm absolutely paranoid that I'm gonna fill it up too much and the computer screen is not gonna it's not immediate yeah because this is when it gets dangerous Josh do you do not want to overfill because if you've got too much pressure yeah yeah to explode well you have to bleed the radiators well you have to bleed the radiators oh oh that is a job beyond me. I've never bled a radiator. I don't like, I don't want to bleed anything.

No. So that is when you've got to then basically stick screwdriver in radiator and let it leak. Yeah, yeah. I've never done that. No, I don't want to get anywhere. That is. And someone out there is going to earn a lot lot lot lot a lot lot a lot lot lot a lot lot lot lot a lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot a lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot a lot lot lot lot to to to to to to to to to a lot of money for doing fuck all and good on them. Good coming boy come in maybe probably someone went to school with get down there do that laugh at me to your mates for how much you've charged me for an easy job and go down the pub and enjoy yourself you've heard

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So, yeah, wait let me finish. Let me finish. Our radiators have got an issue. We need to get attachments that give you gradient, gradient some heat. Rather than, yeah, yeah, yeah, so you can go in this room. It's a bit warm so let's twist it down. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but as an exception, this one also doesn't turn off. Right, okay, so that one you can't adjust any of them. But, but th. But, but, th. But, th. But, th. But, th. But, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. thi, thi, thi, that, thi, that's that's that's that's th. th. that's that's th. th. that's th. th. th. that, th. th. that, th. th. th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, that's that's th, that's that's that's that's that's that, that's that, that's that's that, that's that's that's that's that's that's that, that's that, that, that, that, that when the gate is on. No, you can't adjust any of them. But when the whole house heating goes off, does that one turn off, does it stay on? I don't know because I'm never in this room, but I'm presuming it. Absolutely, I love the way you're not even checked. But it's always hot in that room. It's on my list, Rob. So I'm just opening the window now. Do you know what I love about this is I know you well and I know how your lists work.

Yeah. You'll be sat in that room with a radio air on your heat waving in about four months time and it's going to be absolute garbage. Oh my God. Well, every time I work in this room for more than a couple of hours, I just go bright red like I go downstairs. I'll get out of them. What's above that on the list? Like, prick up the kids from school. Prick up. Do work. My job is above that on the list. This. Look, Josh, you're a bit crank. Prick up. Prick up. Do work.

My job is above that on the lid. This. Josh, you're a bit cranky because you've got a busy day. Let's face it. We found out about this last night. You're trying to manage your work-life balance. You got a bad neck. Talk the talk the hours. It must be four hours but we've we took an hour out because of your day.

Yeah. And then at one till five I'm doing a voice over. Yeah. Four hours of voice ever. Yeah. Come back. do bed time. Out to a gig. It's too much mate. I know. And now your head's gone and you're sat next your radiator. You're clicking your pin you're supping your tea. I've got nothing to. You got tom tom tom tom tom tom tom tom tom tom tom to. tom to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to me. to. to. to. to me. to me. to me. to me. to me. to me. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. Three. Three. Three. to. Three. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. the the to. the the tell. the the tell. to. to. to. the to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to I've got nothing tomorrow. Nothing to, you got tomorrow off, oh that's good. And when's Rose back? She's here. She didn't sleep in my room last night. She's here. She's here. She didn't sleep in your room. I'm not in our room. Can I talk to you about something else that is an odd job man thing or a job woman. Yeah. I love the way you tie yourself in gender knots. Yeah. Our microchip cat flap is broken. Right. We're going to have to get someone out to do a whole new cat flap, aren't we? You can't change your own cat flap, can you? Do you know what? I think you could change your own cat flap? What I wouldn't do is cut the hole for the cat floor. That's why I can't be... anything that involves cutting a hole or putting

a nail in a wall or panic, but if there's something that could be removed and then replaced I'd have a go at that. Would you? But then I'm worried is you've got to have a big old in your house so the loads of cats are coming in. Yeah, yeah. So is it properly broken or just need the batteries? I'm having to let barrel in and out like, um, like it's just 80's. Yeah, like we work in a hotel. Yeah, like we work in a hotel. Um, so yeah, she's coming and going and going, yeah. When'm not fucking old mate I've got to go and do it that's the only reason I'm here. Oh God you're gonna be able to say. If you come in after 9 p.m. ring the number but rather you didn't oh great to be here. Me, Casa is Su Casa. Did I tear the place I stayed at Oxford once where it was eight

quid a night in Oxford City Centre and I found it in a newspaper right? How old am I by the way? It was just in a advert in the newspaper and I first started comedy. Get there. Why were you staying in Oxford? I had a gig in Oxford and I had to go up north after and I had zero money. I was getting paid lots of 15 quid to the gig and but it's just what you had to do when it right. I got paid 15 kids to gig, 8 quid. I thought I'd say well I'm like if I was better at maths I'd probably about 7 or 8 quid up here. Yeah, and I went, um, I went, to the door, center of Oxford, the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to the the the the the the the the the the the the the to to the to the to to to the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to the the the the the the the the the the the the the thooooooooooooooooxxxxxxe the the the the th thoooooo to tooke to to to to to to the door to a bloke in his 50s, he went, oh for fuck sake. I went, oh I'm here because I've got a room, yeah I know you are. She's left it in the paper again, then she, I went, what?

And it was, I don't know what we're talking about. He went, oh I live with her now. Basically, it's a woman used to run a guest house and now she's really old. Would you not phone up in advance? Yeah, she answered, she sounded fine. All right, yeah. And then he was like, oh, well you're here now, I've d'Avdap room. So who was he? One of the other guests? No, the son who's now looking after her. And he's like, oh God, he thought he'd shut it all down. I turned up late. He was just going there and he was livied, he was living, he was living, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, and he, he, he, and he was, he, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was just, he was just, he was, he was just, he was just, he was just, he was just, he was just, he was just, he was just, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he, he, he, he, he, he, he. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. He. He was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was a th. He was thi. He was a thi. th. th. thi. thi. th th thi. th th thi. th th thi. th th th th th th I was saying that it was the bedroom mate, it was like I could evacuate, it looked like something from the 40s and then like in the morning I was in

bed in my pants and he the brooch just walked in with some toast, went there's your toast but not like I was standing in a hotel tose. You hadn't asked for any. No, but you got toast with it. Yeah. There's your tea, there's your toast. Gotta be out by nine. I was like, what's a check? Nine! No, no. No, my God. Anyway, sorry, that was a flashback for the past.

I ever told you about my. So it was I just gone pro I think. Sorry it's just a funny turn of phrase. As if like there's no it's not like you signed for a club it's just like you slightly you know what is your own interpretation. I'd quit a job yeah. I've got a job. I was on 80 quid a week and I'm gone pro. Exactly because the problem is you go pro. Yeah. It's one of the one of those jobs where you go pro and your earnings go down. Oh yeah. I've argued it's one of the only jobs in the world where anyone can go pro as as long as I've gone on pro. Yeah. Well, I've earned no money or anywhere else. So what I've just lost my job job. So what I've just lost. I've the job. the job. th. the job. the job. th. th. the job. th. th. th. their. their. their. their. their. th. I've their. I've their. I've their th. I've their. I've their. I've th. I've th. I've go. I've go. I've go. I've go. I've go. I've go. I've go. I've go. I've go. I've go. I've go. I've go. I've go. I've go. I've go. I've go. I've. I've. I've go. I've. I've. I've. I've go. I've go. I've go. I've go. I've go. I've go. I've go. I've go. I've go. I've go. I've go. I've go. I've go. I've go. I've go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go. I've go. I've going to Wrexham to do Rexham University, which is now an ice tour gig. I love Rexom. I feel a bit sorry for Rexom because they, they, they're, they're, the Welsh don't really

accept them as Welsh even though they are Welsh and England, like, well you're Welsh and they're in the middle going, we just, we're nice guys. We're kind of American now, really. Yeah. But, um, so it's 9 p.m. the gig, Rob. I'm getting like one of those fees, 12750 we used to get. Yeah. That was the bonus, that was the upgrade for the 106.25.

Yeah, 106.25. Which I think they still pay, which can't be okay. We, that was 15 years ago, it was on 106.25. Well, I decided I'd have taken that back in the day, happily. I, uh... Yeah, not now, though, that's like two packets of Learpack, in it? Yeah, good point. So I go on the train website, every train is 90 quid. thi. I'm th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. thi. I was thi. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'd thi. I's thi. I's thi. I's thi. I's thi. I's thi. I's thi. I's thi. I's is thi. I's is thi. I's is thi. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's thi. I's thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm toe. I'm thi. I'm toda. I'd toda. I'd thi. I'd thi. I'd thi. I'd thi. I'd thi. I'dthe 9 a.m. to Wrexham, which is 20 quid. It's like just a one. Something like, I've got to do that. Yeah. So me... So he got their nights with the gig? You're there all day waiting. Yeah, me and another comic. Go up. Get to Rexam 11 a. Yeah. that's how I like to prepare for a gig, get there sort of nine hours early. Just have to kill time in Wrexham. We end up sitting, why, it's just in the Asda cafe for about three hours, and then we go

to a different supermarket. Because this is what I used to do, when I didn't have any money, Rob, for dinner. I'd go to the supermarket about 7 p.m. And I'd get the bread from the bakery and then I'd get some cheese from the dairy aisle. Like what'd be reduced? Yeah, and then I'd kind of just make kind of sandwich. That was my dinner. And then we got to Rex from a the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thoe thoe the thoeolough the thoom thoom thoom. thoom. thoom. thoom. thoomorrow. thoomorrow. thoomorrow. toeoomeoloomorrow. I'd tooomorrow. I'd to to to to to to to to to to tooome. I'd tooome. I'd tooome. I'd tooe. I'd toe. I'd toe. I toe. I toe. I toe. I toe. I toe. I toe. I'd to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the supermarket. I'd the supermarket. I'd thoomorrow. I'd tooomorrow. tooomea. tooomea. tooomea. tooomea. tooomea. I'd too And then we got to Rex from about 7pm. You still got a full loaf of bread? Still got a full loaf. No, I'd get like a

baguette. Do you know what I'm? Like I was going to the beach. Do you know what I mean? Yeah, like it was a Spanish man going to the beach. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Get there. The headliner, who had got the job late and said they needed someone who could drive back and he said, yeah, I can drive back. Turned out, he was doubling it, which means for listeners, doing two gigs in one night, with Liverpool. He was doing, he was doing gig in Liverpool and then he was coming across. To Rex him, right? And was he going to drive you guys home? Yeah, that was part of the deal for him getting a gig. He's late because he's coming, he was he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he th. He was th. He was th. He was doing, he was doing, he was doing, he was doing, he was doing, he was doing, he was doing, he was doing, he was doing, he was doing, he was doing, he was doing, he was doing, he was doing, he was doing, he was doing, he was doing, he was doing, he was doing, he was doing, he was doing, he was doing, he was doing, he was doing, he was doing, he was, he was, he was, he th. He, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he. He, he. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He was, he was, he was, he was th. He was going, he was going, he was going, he was going, he was going, he was going, he was going, he was going, he was going, he was going, he was going, he was going, he was going, he was doing, he was doing, he was going, he was going, he was going, he was going, he was you guys home? Yeah, yeah, that was part of the deal for him getting a gig. He's late because he's coming from Liverpool and obviously he's late. So he doesn't go on till about 11. Okay. So the gig starts at about half nine in the end. About 12 hours. About 15 students in a student union. Yeah. And then we get in his car and he drives his home and he's like, I'm going to drop you in Mfield which is where I live and you're like...

Oh. You don't look... That's not really London is it? It's not fucking London, right? You've got to be at least at a tube stop. Yeah, drops us in Mfield. He says you can get the N-29 the-night bus. Where you going back to? I live to to to thua. to to to to to the to thua. to to to the thua. to to. thu. to thu. th. thu. thu. thus. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. thr. that. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not Finthree Park. Oh not too bad though. It was 3.30 a.m. by this point. We're driven by I got dropped. I did Eastbourne. I got dropped at Vauxhall train station at 1 a.m. And I had to get the fucking night bus back to Bromley.

So, because me and Matt are very polite. We have to go, we have to get off in Enfield, wait for the night bus at the N-29, get on the N-23 a.m. One of those bendy buses back in the day. Yeah. Five minutes since some youths get on. Yeah. And they're pretty, you're like, oh god, these guys feel pretty edgy. What times is? About 345 by this point. About 345. Oh yeah, because your great rexems are long and dry. So you've facing you've been on the road 24 hours nearly after you're early train.

They get off at the next stop. Suddenly I can't breathe. Suddenly no one can breathe. And these guys have maced the bus. I mean, if you're going to Mesa bus, why not do it to some city workers in like, some poor bastard trying to get back from Rexham after being underpaid. I made it making about 30 quids on the day all the day. Oh, so did you so you have to get off the bus? The reason they'd make no, because the reason they'd maced the bus people believed after we'd

or because luckily it was a Bendy bus so he could just go down the front and there was no maced on the front. Have you ever been maced? No, no, no. It's fucking awful. Oh is it? I wondered I I I I I the police the police the police the police the police the police the police the police the police the police the police the police the police the police the police the police the police the police the police the police the police the police the police the police the police the police the police the police the police the police the police the police the police the police the police the police the police the police the police the police. So the police. So the police. It was just the police. It was the police the police the police the police the police the police the police the police the police the police the police the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their th. It's tha. It's tho. tho. thoo. theasease. thooooooooooo. theasease. thoooooo. thease. thoooo. So. the. So, no, and I haven't. It's fucking awful. Oh is it? I wonder why the police use it, so it's bad, is it? It's so awful.

Yeah, yeah. Just, you feel like your throats contracting, you just can't get your breath. It's just so painful on the eyes. Have you ever been tasered? No. I'd love to see you to see to see to see to see to see to see to see their to see their tase tase tase tase to see their tase tase tase tase him. I'm stiff-necked. Sort my neck out. Fight your neck's up, finally the rest of the body's caught on. Harry Hill used to have that joke about the, you know, the fly zappers. But seeing a fly flying towards when he has a heart attack just before he gets there and then it gets him back to life.

He's so funny. Oh. He's so funny. How are you? So, okay. So you might, yeah, so why was that to get you off to rob you? Their plan was to get us off the bus to rob us? Well, you had no money, that you had nothing then, didn't it? I had nothing, no, luckily. So anyway, that I've resented talking about, you know, and have been, was it, gas women or stuff like that? I was in the market suspensors, right? Josh, close shopping with the girls. This is a good technique, right?

I've done. They had vouchers from their birthdays. Yeah. But I realized, they were like, can we that's what they had vouchers for. I realized next time I just take them to the shops and I go are we going to go and get some stuff I'm just going and say we I need something from like they need or like maybe I want to get him a book rather than a toy or they actually do need some clothes I'm just gonna oh you've got vouchers for there and I'm in the shops, you can go, oh, you haven't got vouchers for there. And I go, okay. Oh, that's good. If I'd gone, oh, I'm going to treat you to something.

Yeah. Can we go now? I want something from there. But now if I just go, oh, we haven't got a voucher. Oh, that's in Mark's Benson and I was getting them some clothes. I wanted some and there's like the kids' clothes, the women's clothes, there's some and like the sort of a bra, bit of a brass section over there and then it said fitting rooms. So I went, I went, so I went to fitting rooms and I went, they went, the woman only, you can't. I was like, pardon? But, pardon? But, th, the the the the the the the the the the the the the, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the the the the the the the the the the kids, the the the kids, the kids, the kids, the kids, the kids, the kids, but, but, but, the kids, but, the kids, but, the the kids, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th's, the th's, th's, th. threat, that, threat. Kids' thats' thats, threat. Kids' thats, threat. Kids' thats, threat, threats, threat, on. Not in here you can't. I went, okay, it's women only actually. And I was like, right, first of all, I'm here shopping with my children.

This is the nearest fitting rooms. I've not turned up on my own topless with a fucking logon. Like some sort of horny pervert. I was like, all the doors, all that? Yeah, but it was actually treatment like I was a pervert trying to sneak into the mall. I'd be honest if you are, I don't want to sneak, I don't want to see a thi-year-old woman get a bra fitted. I'm not like, well, do you have got a sick fuggy things I am? With my children.

With my children. I go over there. Went over there. And she went, this is men's only. This is a men's fitting room. It's a men's fit. It was like, yeah, no, but I've been refused entry at the one near the kids' clothes. I've carried all these clothes over here. And I was like, I was like, but there's men in there. But I know it's a men's fitting room, but my kids. on because I don't know if they fit or not and she went but there's men in there and I was like well yeah I'm one but but I was like but I'll go in there

and shut the curtain or the door and then we'll get changed it's like that as it's to go they were probably all fucking pidos in there probably not he's probably married man trying to jump on for the fourth time he doesn't want to buy her but he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he to to to that he to to to to to to to to to that he that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's to that's that's that's to that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that he that he that he that he that he that he that he that he that he that that that that that that that that that that th th is tho took that's took that's took that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's took try to jump on for the fourth time he doesn't want to buy but his wife likes him in it. Oh man. So what did you do? Take them to the man's one? We all stripped in the street, naked and got changed. So he went to the men's one and it was fine. But I was just like, it's just bit like, I don't, I'm not trying, I'm not taking my kids to the chops to sneak, to sneak, to sneak, to sneak, to sneak, to sneak, to sneak, to sneak, to sneak, to sneak, to sneak, to sneak, to sneak, to sneak, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their me, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, took, took, took, took, took, took, took, took, took, took, took, so took, took, took, took, their, their. So, took, their. So runs for their tubes. And also like the men's ones aren't suitable for the kids because it's not enough space but when in the women's one there's bigger ones for the kids. So it's a bit, I do find a bit frustrating and I find it a bit frustrating when there's never any baby changing facilities in men. It's always in the women's or disabled toilet which is not ideal but I'm disabled to be a disabled the the to do the to do to do to do to do to do the to do to do to be a disabled to be a disabled to be a disabled to be a disabled to be a disabled to be a to be a to be a to be a toilet I feel bad. It must be awful for if you're a single dad it must be very difficult to manage that but um... Well talk to preach

mate I know what you're doing. Yeah I know when Rose is you're a single dad now. Oh can I can I raise something for when Rose comes on about her going away. Right okay. Oh she had Rose coming on in a couple weeks in yeah she takes she takes. Should we send the microphone microphone microphone microphone microphone microphone microphone microphone microphone microphone microphone microphone microphone microphone microphone microphone microphone to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the microphone a to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to the the to the to to the to to to to to to to to to to... Should we send the microphone to Cornwall or to your house for her? I don't know, I don't know, you'll ask a... Or a pig tea's house, where should we? Where should we send the equipment? Yeah, what's your issue you want to have a reason to pop around? Oh, it seems to have gone wrong address, she'll have to come over? Yeah. She takes the main Oh it seems to have gone wrong address, she'll have to come over into my one. She takes the main toothpaste, Rob.

Oh, but when she goes away? Yeah. Look, that's unacceptable, isn't it? So I'll go to cross my teeth and look, where's the toothpaste? And she's taking the main toothpaste. No, see these new work away from homers, don't get the rules. The unwritten rules, if you're working away from home or leaving the house, you get your own fucking toothpaste. You've got to take your own fucking toot, you've got to go and buy your own

toothpaste. She's on the road. She could get it from the shop at the station. Yeah, there's an boots at the station. And I'm probably the blo the blo the blo the blo that that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's probably that's probably that's probably that's probably that's probably that's that's that's that's thoke. Sherid Allson, who cares about a bit of Colgate? But yeah, I think that's a fair point, but I'd like to see a response to that. But yeah, anything else you want to raise? No, no, all good. No, all good. Oh, I've got some good influence slagging off we can do. Talking about changing rooms in half terms. So Lou took the girls to get some none of their clothes fit I think because they've been in school loads and we're not been doing much because it's cold and miserable none of their clothes fits when they grow so quick so she took them to blue water shopping

and she was in one of the changing rooms and she went in there and there was an like a influencer mom I'm not't not go to name in shame, it's not fair, but she's got like 250,000 followers and... No, we can beep it out. I literally don't even know what a name is. I'll tell you, you might be able to work out. I'll send Lou sent me the video of what she did. Lou wanted to try some clothes on. And she went into the, so there's 10 changing changing rooms, right, facing each other and a mirror at the end and a little sort of gangway, right?

So it's five on each side. And then Lou went in and she wanted to, what she likes to do is obviously give the girls a room each and then she can stand outside or have a room before she's trained on. But she couldn't get further down because it was influence, was sat on the floor cross-legged, filming, filming her, filming her, filming. in her children come in and out of the, Oh my God, there's eight different cubicles, dancing and singing, and basically doing a shoot for Instagram. And then Lou's like stuck in one little one like that. And she's like, fucking idiot, she was filming for hour, I was stuck in that little

and she had eight cubicles. And then Lou said, it's like, and then it's like, all come out, one, two, three, come out, and then give a twirl, do a dance and all this, and it was like, and then it's so mental though, she was telling me like, it took ages and they kept on re-shooting stuff, redoing it, and I've seen you the video, and then like, the video, it sort of says like, please, please have loo, Lou, in the the back.......... the back, the back, the back, the back, the back, the back, the back, the back, their. their. their. their, their, their, their. their, to. to. to. to. to, and then, and then, and, and then, and then, and then, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, so, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, so, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and.. And, and. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, the, like, so, the, like, so, so, like, so, so, like, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, it. th dancing taking up the whole change of rooms. That is mental. But it's all set up like, oh, blimely, what's she like? But she's been choreographed. That's mad. But Lou's in the back, losing that video,

but it wouldn't bring up one of the curtains behind them. But these poor kids are like, but if they're I suppose they enjoy, but there are other kids. I don't know if there was one or another one or not, but there was just one dancing like that and they were sucking a little cubicle. Oh my God. You can't, excuse me, because then you're going to be in the video. Yeah. Look, we talk about our family and all that, but I do try and give it a little bit of privacy, not on free out you come. On that Rob, on the subject of family. Sad day in the house.

Oh no, what's happened? One of the fish died. Oh God, which one? The third one, midnight. What are they called? Gold, silver and midnight. Surely bronze was in with a shout on it. Well, the midnight was, like one of those blackfish with the big eyes, you know those ones?

Right, okay, fair enough, makes sense. Yeah, it makes sense. And what happened to him, huh? We'll never know. Um, I just died. Just died, floated a bit. How was your daughter about that? She was fine with it really. Yeah, it's good. She made a little gravestone. Yeah. Buried him in the garden or her. Yeah. Do we know what the fish was? No. Okay, fair enough. Cause of death unknown. Right, okay. That's a shame, isn't it? It was quite sad. I felt more sad than I thought I was going to.

Well, why? You feel things deeply, don't you, Josh, I think? Certainly in the neck. But I think, I think, though, because you're really into music. I think you're quite a romantic. You sort of like to look at the deep part of it, like, I think some people aren't quite like getting into that. Do you know what I mean? The melancholy of it all. Oh I love it. Midnight a fish has died stick on a bit of radio and let's just melancholy for a bit.

Which is nice because it's good to get it out of your system. It's the way people use that to express themselves, isn't it? Yeah. Look's the cat? The cat's ashes are above the TV. Got cremated? Fair enough. Yeah. Go on. I went to a graveyard on Saturday actually. I went to high gate cemetery. I was in high gate. Yeah. And um, we went for lunch with some people. And I was like, I know someone buried in Highgate Cemetery. I was like, well go and have a look. Ten quid in? Ten quid to get to a cemetery? Get in.

A really strange lineup of people in there. Litvin Yenko is buried in there. All right. Former Aston Villa Defender Ugoek is buried in there. George Michael. Right. Former Aston Villa Defender Ugo Echioch is buried in there. No, really? Yeah. Really? I didn't know he died.

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Its most exclusive location in Britain, a plot in Highgate's East Cemetery, resting place of Karl Marx, George Elliot and Malcolm was in West. Right, okay, so guess how much it is to be in the East one? Five grand? More. 20 grand. More. 20 grand? Yes. Oh. Oh, hey, all. Josh, in the West Cemetery, is that what you were? Yeah. In the West Cemetery, where like George Michael, Crescenti and Michael Faraday, a plot cost, guess? More? Yeah. No.

Double. Forty grand? Yeah. But then when you've died at a young age, like if you're Alexander Litvinenko, he's not expecting to die famously, right? So are they discussing it when he, you know that? Well, I think maybe with Litvinenko because it was sort of a bit of a conspiracy and a bit like Dodge that if he's buried there, his name lives on. Yeah, we are now talking about. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. to to to to th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. thi. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. that. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. that if he's buried there his name lives on. Yeah, we are now talking about you guy. Ykioch and Litvinchenko. Yeah, yeah. Litvin' yenko.

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I don't like graveyard. I don't like graveyard. I don't know. Because we're doing the cafe Burke podcast. very good at grieving. I don't know what to do when I'm there. I just look at it. Does it? Yeah. I just sort of look at it for a bit. And I, oh, do. Yeah, I do. I quite like that feeling of everyone's hushed. Yeah, it's not for me. I bumped into someone I hadn't seen in a decade in Highgate Cemetery. Who was it? It's quite weird. It was my old lecturer. If that bloke didn't didn't didn't didn't didn't didn't didn't didn't didn't didn't didn't didn't didn't didn't didn't didn't the b you the b you didn't didn't didn't the b you didn't the b you didn't the bloke didn't the bloke didn't the bloke didn't that th. I didn't that that th. I didn't th. I didn't th. I didn't that th. I that that that that that that that that that that's that that that that that that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I the. I the thoooooo. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. the unit. I didn't drive you home, was it? I said, this is fucking London, mate. This is Central London. Not Enfield.

Yeah, um, Valentine's Day. Oh, did you do anything with Valentine's Day? No. Did you? No. I was gigging. Yeah, where were you? I watched Plymouth versus Coventry was on sky. But you was on your own as well? No, Rose was home. Oh, Rose was home. Oh, nice. Yeah. And you still watched the football alone?

Well, he's just so rare that what's going on? No, we had her cousins staying and his family. Right, okay. So we had dinner as a four. And then I was like, do you mind if I go watch the second half of Plymouth versus Coventry? And then they all sat chatting? No, her cousin he came through. He came through. He came to watch. And then Plymouth later in the last minute equalizer, 95th minute equalizer. I know it's sort of like, there's nothing better than when your wife's new friends, because let's face it, I ain't bringing any new people back to the house.

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None of our list. There's no David Plea. I was talking between Mick Hartford and David Plea. It's not my fault, Lutoner on the tele. There we go. Anyway, saying someone's dead, he wasn't. Can I tell you what else happened in the shops when I was shopping, Josh. Yeah. The girls were trying to jump on, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the the the the the the the the thin thin, the thin, thin, the thin, thin, thin, thin' thi tho tho tho tho tho tho tho' tho' tho the, tho tho, I tho, I tho, I's tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho, tho, tho tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho thin, tho tho tho to to to to tho too too too too too too too too tho tho Yeah. The girls were touching the, I was trying to jump on, were touching the the knob of the mannequins under their trousers. Oh yeah, a bit of fun. poking their, because they're called their front, they've got front, they've got front privies because we felt and there was something there, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, th, th, their, th. th. th. th. thi, thin, thoomombs, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, tape. tape. tape. tape. tape. tape. Noboomoboombs. Oh, toboombs, toboombs, toboombs, tobo with dicks at the moment, and I don't know what to do about it. I think that's just a bit of fun, Role. It's just a bit of fun, but you just... So what were they doing to the dick?

Just prodding it with a finger like it like it. But then the old one stroked one, like a dog, like a dog. And I thought that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that's that's that's that's that's that's that's just that's just that's just that's just just just just just that's just just just that's just just that's just just that's just a that's just a that's just a that's just a that's just a that's just a that's just a that's just a that's just a that's just a that's just a that's just a that's just a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's just just just just just just just just just just. that's just you're just stroking it like that, like the back of a Labrador's head. That's fine, isn't it? It's just sort of them laughing and... That's just life, isn't it? And then, before we left, they were really arguing, because you know what, half-terms, they just get a bit of each other.

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What's trauma at best. What did you go anywhere in half-term or do anything or any activities? So my daughter went to Rose's mum's for a couple of days. Oh yeah, you have that. Yeah. And then in second half of half term, we had the Rose's cousins come to stay, which is great because they've got two small kids. Oh, so they can just play. So they just play. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the the th. th. the the the th. th. the the th. cousins come today, which is great because they've got two small kids. Oh, so they can just play. So they just play. It's fine. That's nice. Right to that balloon exhibition. Did you do the balloon exhibition? Oh, my God. I didn't. I didn't go in half-time. My daughter went, my daughter went. Roseaheimony, it was absolutely incredible. Yeah, I 't go in half time. Why did she not? When did she go? Christmas? Christmas. Also, I was good, well, another dad question, because I was asked about barbecues last week. Have you got grass or astroturf, Josh? Astro turf? Right. I'm not

proud of it, but it's unmanageable to have grass in our situation. Well, because it doesn't get much sun. I can see the grass of people out of my window I mean it would do my head in it's not tenable as a lawn. I don't know if he was into lawn care because that is like the first cut of the years coming up Josh. It's quite a big deal yeah for us grass growers. Yeah yeah well if you had astroturf now that would be fucking insane having moved to the country if you astro tued off the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole. I the whole. I the whole. I the whole. I the whole. I the whole. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I'm the whole. I was. I'm just. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I I's. I I's. I I I I. I. I I. I I I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. t. t. t. t. the. If you Astro Turf the whole thing, I wouldn't put it past you, but... You know Rob's got an acre of AstroTurf in the country? It cost him two under grand. He reckons, by 2048, he'll have saved on Lord Mar Mary. Actually pays for itself.

No, I haven't got, I haven't got Astro Turf. But I can see, we had it when we had a flat in London. Are you gonna get a ride on Moa, Rob? There's not really a need for it. I mean, it's not, I haven't got, it's not like Clarkson's farm. I've just got a bigger garden if I lived in zone fire. I mean, it's like, I'll there, I'll there, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, I'd th, right, I'd th, I'd th, I'd th, I'd th, I'd th, I'd th, I'd th, I'll th, I'll th, I'll th thi, I'll th, I'll to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th, I'll th, I'll th, I'll th, I'll th. th. th. thi, I'll thi, I'll thi, I'll thi, I'll thi. thi. thi. thooooooo. the the the the th th thi. thi. thi. I mean, I'll get on it and just sort of go up and down four times. I'm like, okay, right, well, I've got something. I need to build a shed now for that to live in.

Yeah, yeah. I'm just excited about it because we moved in, we moved in in June. So it's like, wethe sun on my face. Oh, it's so nice, Josh. Yeah. I'm buzzing again now. I can feel it happening. I can feel spring coming. Oh, that's good.

That's good. That's good. Just had enough of it, Josh. But I'm, yeah, you've seen in the good spirits. I'm pretty good spirits. to be pretty good spirits. date. Always. So we do a couple of bits of correspondence. You could you could just enjoy the neck update rather than think ahead. If you've got a 15 minute neck update I'll take it. No I haven't. Oh could I just talk about one more thing? Yeah, talk about what if you want,

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Just like you could stop traffic, have a shit on the floor in the road. And people are like, oh, bloody road works. That's what you do if you just means you can just walk into places and take stuff. Do you ever feel tempted like to do a big crime just to see if you can get rid of it? Do you ever have that thought of, I'd love to be able to live a bit of life just to see how it turns out and then go back and just go back to my normal? Because I think the stress of being a criminal would be awful. Yeah. I I I I I I I I I I the the the th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th that that that that that that that that is that is that that the the the the the the the the the the to the the to feel feel to to feel to to to to to to to to to the the th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th is th is just just just just just just that is that is just that that that that that that that that that that te te te an teeeeeeeeeeeee an teeee to te to I think the stress of being a criminal would be awful. Could you imagine? Yeah. I watched a documentary about those guys that did Hat and Garden. Yeah. Fuck yeah, how that's a stressful old evening. Imagine that like over Easter weekend? Like I've got back to the bank and get for that little lot. Yeah. Because they failed the first night and they just go back the second night and then just, is it worth it worth their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. the second night and then just is it worth it you're going to get caught you're almost certainly going to get caught it's the rush they love the rush sorry Josh

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Yeah. What's going on with that marquee? Because I'd not allowed to have kids till 130 and I got there. Yeah. What's going on with that marquee? Because I'd love to have the kids still 130 and I got there at 120. Yeah. We genuinely came to the conclusion that they must be just they need somewhere to try out their tent. Really? Well, that's genuinely. Well, the council or that we were like, maybe it's like where else, maybe they just need to put up their tent? Really? Well that's genuinely. Well the council or we were like maybe it's like where else maybe they just need to put up their marquee to see that it was? But no that wasn't what it was but all right I feel thick that I thought it was that for a couple of days. Yeah what was it did you find out? Yeah I went and asked a man a high vis-a-well here here we go yeah that's not not the the the the th th th th th that's not th that's not th that's not th th that's not that's not that's not th that's not th that's not th th. that's not th. I th. I that's not that's not th. I that's not th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I thi I thi I thi I thi I th. I th. I th. I they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I the the the theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. I th. Yeah. That's not the kind of thing I do. No.

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What's up? What's this all about? What's what all about? What's this tent here? What does it go to do with you? Well, I live around here. Fair enough. Don't know, actually, I'm just paid to make sure no one goes in.

Let me ask. Now, the problem is with this role plan, I don't know what the answer is. London Fashion Week is the answer, Rob. Oh, so then, well, there's a London Fashion Week event in Victoria Park in a big tent. Right, so like a runway thing or just drinks or... Yeah, it must be. I don't know, I wasn't allowed in. Surely you can't get it. When he said London fashion week, could you get excited? No, I didn't know whether he was taking the piss out of me. No, I think that's a weird sort of thing they'd do in February. When is Under the Fashion Week? So it is true.

Right, okay. Well, let's find out what they did. Why don't you try and get a pass? I'd love to see it in the front row in a striperning piece. in your Pizza Express outfit. 100 Fashion Week, Victoria Park. Let's see what they're doing. 40th birthday. But will recession, cramp it style. Okay, some of the garden.

Burberry's Fashion Week, Cat will give Victoria Park. Oh, here we go. Oh, it's a massive tent. Yeah! There it is. Get yourself down there, Josh. Because I saw some people going there yesterday, but obviously that wasn't that wasn't that wasn't that wasn't that wasn't that wasn't that wasn't that wasn't that wasn't that wasn't that wasn't that wasn't that wasn't that wasn't that wasn't the the their the. Get yourself down there Josh. Because I saw some people going in there yesterday but obviously that wasn't the event. No. Well there we go. It looks fucking, it must be better inside because it's just a it's just a tent in a freezing muddy park at the moment. That picture Rob. Yeah. That makes it look.

Was there? I didn't song it. 160 residents presented to the council raising concerns about the environmental impact of the park as a local green space. I bloody agree. It's taken up too much space. But you know, Richard Desmond from the community group, Victoria Park friend said it is by park stand as a small event we have had an enclosure in the same space. Blindly. It's all going, isn't it? There we go. That's exciting. Get yourself down there. Yeah, I had done there tonight. See, catch up with Anna Winter on Posh Bite. Oh, new Asdra Express opens on

Bow Road. Excited about that? Uh, that's quite far from me. Oh, is it? Okay. Sure. Yeah, so there we go, Rob. Rob. Rob. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. is it? Okay. Sure. Yeah, so there we go Rob. Oh neck update, I didn't do my neck update. No God. Do you care? Yeah. So sorted my neck out. Yeah, it's all good. The best it's ever been. Right. For a whole week. Yep. And then the other side went, Rob. What's wrong with you? Well, what's wrong with the neck? And what did you do to sort the one? The sort was exercises and breathing and just doing that, doing all my exercises every day and going to yoga and it's just loosened it all up. It's great. Perfect.

And then the other side went where it was like a trap nerve. The pain was unbelievable. I woke woke woke woke woke woke woke woke the the the the the the the I woke at 1.30 a.m. the night before last leg couldn't sleep after that. Yeah. It's started to lie there and listen to an audio book about the Beatles. I didn't have to do that, but that's what I did do. So what's what you got to do about it now then? The other side's the side, the thi side, the guy, the guy, the guy, the guy, the guy, the guy, the guy, the guy, the guy, the guy, the guy, the guy, the guy, the guy, the guy, the guy, the guy, the guy, the guy, the guy, the guy, the guy, the guy, the guy, the guy, the guy, the guy, the guy, the guy, the guy, the guy, the guy, the guy, the guy, the guy, the guy, the guy, the guy, the guy, the guy, the guy, the guy, the guy, the guy, the guy, the guy, the guy, the guy, the guy, the guy, the guy, the guy, the guy, the guy, the guy, the guy, the guy, the guy, the guy, the guy, the guy, the guy's the guy said, said, the guy said, the guy said, said, the guy said, the guy said, the guy said, said, the guy said, the guy said, the guy said, the guy said, the guy said, the guy said, the guy said, the other sides like because the neck hasn't moved in six months the other sides got like short and it isn't used to the movement so it's reacted

right so why isn't the part side that hurts reacting like that then because you're in trouble if your new regime makes one side no no I'm fine after that I've just got to get rid of this but I can get out of bed I'm fighting more but what I'm fine after that. I've just got to get rid of this. But I couldn't get out of bed. I'm finding. What you've sorted out is you've made one like sidey neck better, the other side's got up work. Yeah, but this other side is just fading. It'll be fine. Right, so that's just a bit of, because it's getting used to, you know, when you come back for an injury, occasionally your body or pull something because you're not used to the cut and thrust of having a neck. Now your necks back, say your necks back, right? Say this is just a little little bump in the road. Not bump in the road. But you're back in the road, but you're full of your exercise,

you're back in the game. What are you doing now degrees. I couldn't do more than that previously. So you'd have to turn your whole body to look behind you? Yeah, I'm doing the full 90 there. Look at that. Can you go? Why do you 90? No, I'm not an owl. Well no, but I can get all that way around. How far can I go? Ready? Yeah. Yeah, completely just profile. that's good on that side. to the? that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the whole the whole the whole the. the. the. the. the full tho tho tho tho tho thoo the. thooo to to look to to to to to to to to to's good. Not as good on that side. Did it feel like your life's changed now? It did until this happened. Yeah, until the other side hurt. Sure. Yeah. Yeah. Well that's good. Well, that's good. Well, we should do some correspondence. We haven't even had time to talk about the Mars singer. Oh, who was it? You're not going to believe it was Alex Brooker. Bigfoot? No. Yeah, fucking hell. That has got to be the worst one of all time, like in terms of trying to find out who it was. Yeah, it seems like the most obvious in history. Oh, he couldn't have, he might as well called him like No Anne's one leg.

It was mad. It was mad. there, Josh. Oh yeah. Four quid she dropped off, which I think was a bit over. What, for one tooth? That's some line now. Yeah, I thought that. I thought two could be enough, but yeah. Put down four.

We'd have a couple of beers. Yeah. Oh yeah, I like this. Normally the answers, yes? Yes. Harsh nicknames. Hi, Rob and Josh, love the podcast. When you interviewed Scarlet Mofat and spoke about me nicknames, given my parents, it triggered a memory. When I was a baby-sash toddler, I was on the larger side and my mom and her family used to call me cabbage-path, because so big they squished my eyes closed a bit. What are you laughing mate? It's a funny image.

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Do you know what I mean? If you were a nickname. If you were nicknamed, you can't have any nuance of teenage. No, no, no, no, you're right. Do you want an instant regret story? Yeah, hit me. I don't know when we are, I asked for this, but we've got it. Hi, Robin Josh. Did you ask for this? Well, we've got it. Hi, Robin Josh. I have a story of something I did and then felt instant regret that I'd like to share with you. Obviously for the kids. It's when I think when I fart in my daughter a holiday part with our other family members. Our first time away as a family of four.

We were all in our cabin along with my sister-in-law when I heard Fletcher's faint cry, letting us know that his daytime nap was his daytime nap was his dau, that was over. Being the modern day hands on Dad that I am, I jumped upike baby doll. The idea came to me instantly, but unfortunately too quickly to give it the proper assessment time. I grabbed the doll and headed for the door. On opening I proceeded to do a comedy trip that Charlie Chaplin would be proud of. Yeah, that's good comedy. That is good comedy. And in the progress, let go of the doll launching it against the wall and watched it crash down against the kitchen side and land in a crumpled heap on the floor. It was at that moment I knew I'd fucked up. I'd picked up my son instead. No I'm joking no. No, not though. My wife thought I'd killed our son

and both her and her sister in floods of tears for ages. It took a lot of groveling and apologies in between the shouts of you dickhead to eventually calm them down. Five years on, I think they may be just starting to forgive me, although it's still not accepted as just good comedy, if ever mentioned, it was a bad thing I did. I still maintain that it was the funniest, unfunny thing I've ever done, but given the chance again, I probably opt for for the dealing with my upset child and ignore the other voice in my head option. Anyway, thanks to giving me all the laughs and making me look like an insane giggling towar when I'm walking my dog. Best podcast ever. Matt P-Body. I'm walking my dog. the best thought has gone through my mind. I name. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thine. thine. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the, I's, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I've the other. I've the other the other the other the other the other. I've the other. I's, I've the other, I've the other, I've the other. I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's the the the the the the the the the th. th. threeat. th. th-I's threeateateateat. I'm the. It's fucking brilliant name. That is, that thought has gone through my mind of like,

why don't I pretend that I, I just, I, even if the comedy falls great, no one's laughing. No. It's just absolute panic and worry, fear and dread. Yeah, you've got to make it clear that it's a joke beforehand, in which case it's not funny half anyway. So no there's always going to be a victim in that joke which will be the person who thinks it's a real baby so yeah the only people that would be laughing is everyone that's in on the joke and at that point it was just him. I don't like pranks. I don't I don't hate pranks. I hate I'm I'm I'm I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I hate pranks. I'm not I hate pranks. I'm not I hate pranks. I hate pranks. I hate pranks. I hate pranks. I hate pranks. I hate pranks. I hate pranks. I hate pranks. I'm not I hate pranks. I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm I'm not I'm not I'm I'm not I'm I'm I'm not I'm not I'm not I hate pranks. I'm I'm I'm not I hate pranks. I'm I'm I hate pranks. I hate pranks. I'm I hate pranks. I'm I hate pranks. I'm I hate pr- I hate pr- I hate pr- I hate pr- I hate pr- I hate pr- I hate pr- I hate pr- I hate pr- I hate pr- I hate pr- I hate pr- I hate pr- I hate pranks. I hate pranks. I hate pranks. I hate pranks. I hate pranks. I hate pranks. I hate pranks. I hate pranks. I hate pranks. I hate pranks.. And we haven't got to Rob. We want to. Oh sorry, yeah, yeah. Well, we've got we've got the opportunity to.

And there's like, oh, do you mind doing some stuff with like some tick-takers and influencers? And I was like, yeah, you know, I'm not one of these old comics. I love it because I watched those funny. And I they I th. I throws is really funny doing one of them other people, I can't remember the other people's names. I'm up for that. I watch their content. I think it's pretty funny. But I was like no pranks, no singing, no dancing, no dancing. But I'll do everything else.

But I'm not, I can't, I don't want to dance just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just a a to do just just just a the to do just just just a their just just a to do just a to just a to just a their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. Just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just a to to to to to to to to to to to the end of that dressing room video you sent me had been new dancing out the dressing rooms, saying smart TV is on Skymax, after that woman's kid, that would have been the high, I can't do it, I can't, I just, I feel like, great, because then I go, I was brilliant, that that TikTok of you, got a million views of you dancing, right? And okay, great, how many of them are gonna watch the show? Because I've never watched a TikTok dance. And even if it's because I've sometimes watched, you know, the people that do like a song that's trending and the dancing's really good. You know, oh, and you just end up watching it.

And it's really good, because I, you know, I love watching well choreograph dancing. I've th, the the th, I've th, I've th, I've th, I've th, I've th, I've th, I've th, I've th, I've th, I've th, I've tho, I've tho, I'm tho, I'm tho, I've tho, I've tho, I've tho, tho, I've tho, I've tho, I've tho, I've tho, I've tho, I've tho, I've tho, I've tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tho, I've tho, I've tho, I'm tho, I'm tho, tho, tho-a. tho-a. thoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo really good dance. I thought, bloody hell, that was really impressive. I wonder if they've got any witty things to say about Antiques Roadshow? Just like operating separate worlds. Yeah. But yeah, I can't dance. I don't like pranks or dancing. No.

No. Well, just watch it on Skymax everyone then Rob won't have to dance. When we were coming through it felt like I TV2 are desperate for comedians to your prank show. Every every pitch was fancy prank show but I used to love trigger happy TV. Yeah but I did when I was younger but now I'm I couldn't do it though. No I can't I can't watch pranks even though I, as a comic, always want to be the joke. I don't like having a target that isn't sort of myself, you know, like, even my stuff if I'm slagging off someone else is normally coming from me being an idiot. I've just realized that this is actually the day before,

this goes out the day before Smart TV is on. Watch Smart TV on Sky with me Rob Beckett, Josh Willakum, Allison Hammond and brilliant guests. There we go. God you don't need fucking Tick-Dock. That's that. Done. Is that good enough? Probably not. The problem is. What do you do? I just sort of feel like it's... What do you do when you're trying to sell something? You say, the thing is, I really like it. What can they get from it? They can't get from anywhere else. This is a good way. Allison Hammond is on it and it's after 9 p.m. So she's rude and swears a bit and swears a bit. It's so good. It's so good. It's a weird. And swears. And swears. And swears. And swears. It's a their. It's a their. It's a their. It's a the thing. It's a th. It's a th. It's a th. It's a th. It's a th. It's a th. It's a th. It's th. It's a th. It's a th. It's th. It's the thing. It's the thing. It's the thing. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's the thing. It's the thing. It's the thing. It's the thing. It's the the thing. It's the thing. It's the thing. It's the thing. It's the thing. It's the thing. It's the day. And also, it's us, but you don't have to listen to the rest talking about our fucking kid. We don't talk, we don't mention our kids.

We slag each other off. You get a lot, you get absolutely palters, don't you? You get a lot of abuse. Yeah, there's a lot of actually. I tell you. I don't know which one they're putting out first. No idea. No idea. If you like Josh being ganged up upon where it's sort of borderline bullying but so funny you sort of can leave your morals at the door, this is a show for you. Yeah. But you come back and fire in Josh I'd say.

I'd say I felt a bit like, you know the Martin Marlmoral on shooting stars. Yeah, you are the, yeah, bit like that. Yeah, it's really good and I look forward to everyone seeing it. Yes, let's know what you think, please watch it and we'll see you on Friday. We'll probably, I'll mention it on Friday. We'll mention it on Friday. But the problem is though, what I was going to say was, if you all watch it was, if you all have to say the TikTok dances, but I thi-I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to watch to watch to watch to watch to watch to watch to watch it, to watch to watch it's to watch it, to watch it, to watch it, to watch it, to watch it, to watch it, to watch to watch it, to watch it, please to watch it, to watch it, to watch it's to watch it's to watch it, to watch it's to watch it, please to watch. to watch. to watch. to watch. to watch. to watch. to watch. to watch. to watch. to watch. to watch. to to to the the tick. the the tick. the tick-I's, please the tiptiptiptiptiptiptiptiptiptiptiptiptiptiptiptiptiptiptiptiptiptiptiptiptiptiptging our guts on tick-to-tool. The way to do it, guys, is if you'll watch it, we won't have to keep mentioning it. Or can you all just message Sky and say love the show? Yeah, come on, fucking out. Do you know what you could do, right?

If you've got to do, right? If you've got to. Or now, theyrific. on your phone just leave it running. Also as well look I know when you have to plug stuff it's so difficult because no one wants to plug stuff you just sort of have to and like and I go I think it banging on about this or about that it's like but we have to do it or we may not get to do it. to do it again and it's like yeah it's a car it's horrible because imagine you've got to go go out again and go to come and watch watch watch watch watch watch watch watch watch watch watch watch watch watch watch watch watch watch watch watch watch watch watch watch watch watch watch watch watch watch watch watch watch watch watch watch watch watch watch watch watch watch watch watch watch watch watch watch to to to watch to watch to admin or come watch me do fix this engine I'm fucking great. So I really enjoyed it. Come watch, no one's fix an engine like that before. Yeah. Anyway. So yeah, do watch. Basically what we have realized, which you kind of taught me Rob is,

promo is you don't talk about that much. Just be funny, people will like you and then they'll go and find your thing. So let's hope that happens. Yes, please find a. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi thi thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. tho tho tho tho tho tho thi. tho. tho. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tho. tho. tho. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to tooooooooooo. tho. tho. the. Just be funny, people will like you and then they'll go and find your thing. So let's hope that happens. Yes, please find a thing. Right, cool. I'll see on Friday, Josh. See you on Friday. Cheers. Bye-bye.