Parenting Hell with Rob Beckett and Josh Widdicombe - S8 EP19: I Don't Sleep Well After a Curry

Episode Date: March 12, 2024

More misadventures in parenting, life, and beyond... with Rob and Josh. This week Rob and Josh discuss World Book Day, Mother's Day, Rose's birthday, and the Kate Middleton photoshopped family photo. It's been a busy week! Parenting Hell is a Spotify Podcast, available free everywhere every Tuesday and Friday. Please leave a rating and review you filthy street dogs... xx If you want to get in touch with the show with any correspondence, kids intro audio clips, small business shout outs, and more.... here's how: EMAIL: [e-mail] INSTAGRAM: @parentinghell Join the mailing list to be first to hear about live show dates and tickets, Parenting Hell merch and any other exciting news... MAILING LIST: parentinghellpodcast.mailchimpsites.com  A 'Keep It Light Media' Production  Sales, advertising, and general enquiries: [e-mail] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hello, I'm Rob Beckett. And I'm Josh Winnockham. Welcome to Parenting Hell, the show in which Josh and I discuss what it's really like to be a parent, which I would say can be a little tricky. So, to make ourselves and hopefully you feel better about the trials and tribulations of modern-day parenting, each week we're chatting to a famous parent about how they're coping. Or hopefully how they're they're tha be hearing from you the listener with your tips, advice and of course, tales of parenting woe. Because let's be honest, there are plenty of times when none of us know what we're doing.

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Shit. This is my 25-month-old son, Patrick. He woke up from his nap last week as I was listening to the podcast. I brought him into the living room and he heard Rob say two words before he said Rob Beckett. I had to send in the recording after that. He continued on after the sneeze so I kept it in. I've been listening since I was pregnant listening to the interview with Jordan Bell, she means. I didn't love it that much. Should I go back and

no no no no no let's embrace our mistakes. Yeah Jason Bell those are don't manipulate the podcast Josh. Don't photoshop it audioly. Is that fun? My, my own. My, my. My. My. My. My. the that. My. My. My. the the. My. the. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the this. I. I. It is. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's got. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. Iting. Don't manipulate the podcast, Josh. Yeah, sorry. Don't photoshop it, audioly. Is that what? My, Michael, Michael started working for the Royals actually recently. Those are co-parenting goals we aspire to. Thank you so much for everything you do.

Emma originally from Glasgow, now from Surrey. Oh, lovely, how thank you very much. That was cute that one. I felt like I was getting ill through my headphones, though, the sneeze. Yeah. Look at many podcasts starts with a sneeze. Um, I think of all the genres, it's probably the one that's most likely to start with the sneeze. Do you know what? There's definitely.

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They just need to realize there's more to life. Anyone that leaves lots of comments regularly on one specific forum, I just feel like there's a bigger world out there. There really is. And do you know what? I don't think I th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi th th th th th th th th th th like I that that that that. I th. I th. I th th. I th th th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th I th. I th. I th. I th. I thi thin thin. I tho thin. I thooooooooooooooooooooo. I th. I thooooooo. I th. I th. I th.'s a bigger world out there. There really is. And do you know what? I don't think supporting Plymouth Argyll is making you happy. I could have told him that. I don't need to read the message board. Do you know what I've got obsessed with Josh, talking of messages, I've got obsessed with the messages underneath the Royal's Instagram. I didn't know the Prince and Princess of Wales had their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their own own their own their own the I didn't know the Prince and Princess of Wales had their own Instagram account but they do. I didn't know they shared an Instagram account like when your mom and dad share an email address. It's very old school sharing but they've got no personalities separate from each other. It's just as they're on it together. What would you do if

Lou said I think we should combine our Instagram accounts into one it it'd be so odd wouldn't it? It's so odd then I'm like I'm pissed up at the football and she then does a book read review and she's like oh this is a good one uh but listen to it so basically if you're not aware there's a photo that's been put out if they split up who keeps the account then they keep they still do it together but they they split it they split it they split it they they they they they they they they they their they they their they their they they their they they they their they they they to their they they to to they they they to their to to to their to to their to their to their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their the the the the the the tho to the thoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo to their their their to split up who keeps the account? Then they keep they still do it together but they split it William gets at the weekends and half time. But no so if you're not aware basically people have been going where's Kate Middleton she's had surgery and not been seen for a couple of months and

there's obviously always wild conspiracy theories so they're, Kate Middleton posted a photo of her and the kids on Mother's Day on the joint prince and princess of Wales. Which I think, um, but the palace thought, oh that will just calm everyone down and we'll just show her but also it said it was taken by William. Well, yeah, yeah, and she's not wearing her wedding ring in the photo and there's more conspiracy theories that they're breaking up, which doesn't help things, is it? No. Even I wear me wedding ring when I'm doing Instagram stories in case Lou starts having to go or someone starts going, oh, what are you up to? Not a proper photo. No, yeah, because at the moment you get into a green room thooo, don't you? So, because. Because. Because. Because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, and, because, because, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and the. And, the. And, the. And, the. And, the. And, the. the. the. the. to. to. to. the. to. the the to. the the, the, to. the, the, to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. the to. to withdrawn because all the major media distribution companies have said it's been manipulated and it's been photoshopped and it's basically a fake news photo.

But I've got obsessed with all the comments Josh. Oh go on. Right so just in general there's Prince William not going to a cricket match and it's got like 100 million thousand likes. Yeah. And people going oh bravo H H H H prins of Wales we love the earth we love cricket we love you right. Which is sort the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. thoo. the. thooo. the. tho. tho. tho. tho. th. th. th. th. th. th.. H. Prince of Wales, we love the earth, we love cricket, we love you, right? Which is sort of fair enough, this guy, right? So these not on the fake photo, these are on the real ones. These are on other bits, but this is how into the rules some people are and I can't listen to this. Oh, it's mad. The magic begins when it comes with a man called Ron Bombay. I'm like he's not gonna fuck you Ron. What is that? When I looked at that photo Rob. Yeah so

basically in the photo is the sleeve of what the daughters sort of miss a light there's loads of bits that look photoshop yeah but the palace haven't responded to this. You've got to respond at some of they they've from they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they s they s they s they s they s s s s s s s s s s from from from from from from from from from from from from from from a they they they've from from from from a they've from a their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from they's s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s their their their s-s. thlylylylylyly. thely. theeeeeeeeeee. so so their their their their their their their their their their s of miss a light. There's loads of bits that look Photoshop, but the palace haven't responded to this. You've got to respond at some of them. They surely will have responded by the time this goes out. Well I feel a bit under pressure now because I think I need to make a statement that my tour post is not manipulated. I don't want people think you. Do you think I need to release a photo of me and Rose to prove that she's not left me three months ago. So where is she now? Well she's in the house at the moment. Right, okay and what's, have you spoke this morning? Yeah, we had an argument about a grill pan. Go on. Come on. Come on. It's, it's only nine.

So, on Thursday, there was a grillm. It was like covered in meat grease. I washed everything else up and she was like, I'll do the grill pam. Because you're vegetarian? Yeah, and also that was just the division of labor because I don't really like doing like things that have got a sausage stuck to them. Like and like bits of bacon and stuff to do it. Yeah's fair if you're... Yeah, anyway it's still there. Since when was this? Thursday. Right and she's been at home the whole weekend? Yeah but it's been her birthday weekend but she's... And Mother's Day? I'm I'm not going to do it. Suck it up and just... No no no Rob. But it wasn't. When she agreed to do it when she needed to do it, it wasn't her birthday, their mother, and mother, and mother, and mother, and mother, and mo mo mo mo mo mo, and mo, and mo, and mo, and mo, and their, and their, and their, and their their their their their their their their their their to to to to to to to to to their, and to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, to, to, to, their, their, their, their, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, their their their the. their the. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi's thi. thi's thi, thi, thi, thi, she agreed to do it, it wasn't her birthday mother's day.

So yeah, when is your, when's her actual birthday, Saturday? No, Mother's Day, Sunday. Right, oh yes, she's had a good three day. You can't put, she said she got her nails done especially for her birthday, and they've got these jewels on or whatever. Do you know what, Josh, this is something I'm going to break up with Loo about the the amount of prep to do anything before something yeah it's like we're going on holiday okay so I need three days before that what pardon yeah so but she was like I don't want to ruin the my nails by doing the grill pan well

maybe you should have thought that before he started eating fucking sausage ha thought of that before he started eating fucking sausage. But we basically got involved in a standoff Rob. Who got up first this morning? Yeah me, but that's fine. I quite, I'll be honest, I wanted to get downstares and have a, I wanted to get on the radio so I could listen to the news coverage of the Kate picture because I was loving it so much. It is fun because all the proper mainstream like papers and they don't know how to deal with it it it it it th it th it th it th it th it th it th it th it th it th it th it th it th it th it th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the tho tho tho tho tho tho that that tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho. But the. But th. But th. But th. But th. But th. But th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th on the radio so I could listen to the news coverage of the Cape picture because I was loving it so much. It is fun because all the proper mainstream like papers and they don't know how to deal with it because basically the palace, they've got to say that it's a fake photo but then that they'll annoy all the PR people at the palace. It's some of the text in people are f- the texts. Some of they the the the the the the the the the the their of their their of their their their their their their their their their their they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're their their their they're they're their their their their they don't. People they don't they don't. People they don't. People their they don't. People are they don't. People are their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their tax. People are taxe. People are taxe. People are taxe. People are taxe. People are taxe. People are taxe. People are taxe. People are taxe. People are taxe. People are they're they're they're Well, they're just, there's this thing isn't there with the BBC that you have to read both sides.

Oh, yeah, of course. On both sides, if you take the other, just extreme mental people basically, you know what I mean? You're just like, so you've got people going, I think it's people that, you know, want to bring down the royal, it's the mainstream media, want to bring down, to bring down, to to the royal, the royal, to the royal, the royal, the royal, thia, thian, thian, thian down the royal, it's the mainstream media, want to bring down the Royals by not allowing this photo and you're like, what are you doing? Oh right. Most of the people that have spotted these things are people on Instagram, not the mainstream media. All the fucking newspapers put it on their front page without checking it.

It's just some housewife on Instagram, Graham's pointed out the things because she does amateur photography. She's not trying to bring down the Royals. They're not called housewives anymore, Josh. No. Stay at home parent, Josh. I was trying to create this image of like a humble person who's like just bringing down the Royals. Yeah, exactly. But no, anyway, so please buy some gloves and just put them in the kitchen.

With a little post-it note on just a for you, babe, kiss. Oh my God. For you and your nails, kiss. Oh my God, can you imagine? So what's happening with the grill pan? Well, I don't know. I don't know. We'll see what happens. How what, right, let's talk, let's forget. No, do we have the royal the royal, the royal, the royal, the royal, the royal, but, the royal, but, but, the royal, but, the royal, the royal, the royal, but, but, their, I, I, I, I, I, I, I th. Well, I th. Well, I, I, I th. Well, I, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th. thi, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that, that, that, that, thoooooo to. to, to. to, to, to, to, thooo to, tho. tha, tha, tha, talk let's talk but let's forget the Royals let's forget all that the Royal thing is fascinating but there's no more basically it's a fake photo but the palace haven't responded what you think the photo is Rob so part of me thinks that the photo is just they genuinely touch up photos anyway you know like we have photos done I think I think they tied it up a bit but yeah but I think they've they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they tied tied the tied the tied tied tied tied tied tied tied the tied tied tied the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their the their the the the the the the the the the the the the thea toda tie thea thea thea thea thea thea thea the the the the the the the tidier up a bit. Yeah, but I think they've, this is my theory, yeah. I think they've taken a few and they've got the best photo of each person is a different photo and they've kind of done a composite. Yeah, because I think you know, you don't get, because it's a lovely photo because she looks really well and the kids are all laughing. Yeah, but they'll be three kids laughing. Yeah, exactly. I think they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've taken taken taken taken taken taken. taken taken taken taken taken taken taken taken taken taken taken taken taken taken taken tha. the. they'll be three kids laughing at the same time. And I think they've done that before where you can't always get free kids looking in the camera and follow.

Exactly. I think they probably have chopped it all together. The other conspiracy is that basically the photos only at chest high and they did AI for the bottom half. Why? Why? Because she's no longer skinny jeans which if you've had abdominal surgery anyway I feel like a conspiracy because but people were saying I I can't do hands that's while the hands are a

bit off. Oh anyway but I don't I don't know I think they may have chopped it all to make it a nice photo which doesn't help when there's loads of conspiracy theory is when you know it literally literally I'm gonna say it couldn't the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the the th. I I I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm. I'm. I'm they's they's they're they're they're they're they're they're they's they's they. I's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they're. I's they're they. I'm they. I'm the the they. I'm the they. I'm th. I'm they. I'm t. I'm te. I'm te. I'm the the the they. I the the the they. for them. No, because the whole point of the photo was to go, right, stop being mental, Kate's fine, here she is with her children. And then all of the huge international people are going, no, that's wrong because their photo is fake. Oh my god, it couldn't be worse. If you're trying to quell conspiracy theorists and then everyone in the media goes, no that actually, even the Daily Mail's gone, yeah it's Slut, Photoshop there. The Daily Mail! And the Telegraph, and they love the Royals.

Can you imagine what is going on in the Palace PR at the moment? It's a tough gig going at the palace PR. Oh my god. It's so weird. It's they they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're going. th. thi. they're going. It's a they're th. It's thian. thian. thian. thian. thian. thian. thian. thian. thian. th. th. th. th. th. It's going. It's going. It's going. It's going. It's going. It's a th. It's a th. It's a th. It's a thi. It's a thi. It's a thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thoo. thoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. the. thoo. It's a tho. It's a God. It's so weird they share an Instagram account. It's fucking mental, isn't it? Because they do different things, they've got different interests. Yeah. To any other couples share an Instagram account? Surely not. Yeah, it is like, you know, your mom and dad's first email account. Sue and Dave at hot mail. Yeah, it's so weird, isn't it? But there we go. Let's get on to parent. We've got a lot of day. their. their. their. their. their. their. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. th. th. th. th. th. th. they're. they're. they're. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. to. to. to. to. to. to. the. the. the. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. th. the. the. the. the. the. the But there we go. Let's get on to parent, we've got lots of cover. We had World Book Day, we had Mother's Day, Rose had a birthday, you two two are still together, so there's a lot to go on here. Yeah. How was Well Book Day? What did your daughter go as a dres up as well? No, he didn't because he's at nursery. Great news. The school said for World Book Day, you can go as a book if you want, but you can also just go in your own clothes to take the pressure off, yeah.

And there was also, for some reason, pajamas was an option. Right, okay. And she said she wanted to go in pajamas. I said, you sure you don't want to go as a book? She said no, and I thought, fucking get in. She didn't even have to get dressed. I I th. And she th. And I th th th th th th th th th. And I that that that that that that that that that that that that's that's that's th. th. that's th. th. th th. that that thi thi that that thi thi thi thi that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that that that that that that that that the to the the to to the to to to to to book? She said no. And I thought, fucking get in. She didn't even have to get dressed. I do sort of think that's a good idea at schools because it does become a bit of an arms race. Yeah, because it's too much effort. Yeah, totally a grace.

Yeah, and it costs a to'c. And it costs a a race more like. Oh here we go someone guess and have I got news for you? Get us on bloody Hyslop and Merton fuck off mate here we go the boys. The boys did that take a week to think of that in a writing room yeah exactly we're on last leg together on Friday so we can do sure we get the exact same conversation yeah yeah let's do all that no I do think it yeah it th th th th it th it th it th it th it th it th it th it th it th it th it th it does th it does th it th i th i th i th i th i th i th i th th at th. th. th. the the th. the thi thi the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. that's the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi thi thi thi the. the. te. te. toge. that's toge. toge. toge. the. toge. toge. the. the.'re sure we get the exact same conversation? Yeah, yeah, let's do think it, yeah, it does turn it into a bit of an arms race and it does get become expensive. But also, it's not just the expense, it's the time.

Yeah, but you know, but that's still like fun to do it, people like to spend time do it and it's a good thing but some people when they don't have much time it's just like an extra thing they don't need to be putting in their diary and feeling pressure over. True I guess yep I agree that however we did make it a magical experience for our children and they'll dress as the Lorax and Millie's marvellous hat but yeah sure they don't worry about it you you know just wear your pajamas if you want. Maybe you feel bad. No, how much did you put into the costume yourself from? Actually, I brought home a orange waistcoat from London that was needed for the outfit. But Lou did it all. Lou likes doing it to be fair. But Lou's very creative, but she did this amazing hat and then this like

big orange Lorac's outfit. And my daughter that wears glasses, she sort of tied the moustache and the eyebrows to the glasses. So it worked quite well. But she had, she face painted a whole face orange orange. Oh yeah. But he didn't wash off for like two days. So she looked like she was on mad. She has his big stick, big orange face. And then she came out of school and said, everyone thought I looked weird.

Oh God. And then I was like, well yeah, people will in life. But those people are boring. And I gave it the old Catherine Ryan quote where you don't want to be normal. Those bitches are ordinary. Did you say it that way? No, because I can't really say bitches as a bloke, but I'm that's, I quote it, I didn't say bitches but said, you know, you don't want to be ordinary. But yeah, she, so she loved it. So it's good fun. But yeah, I do, I know I'm messing, but I do think pajamas or own clothes should be an option as well because some kids should be made to feel ostracized, you know. Yeah. Well, it was interesting when even non-uniform day when I was at school was fucking really intense,

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And I was like, oh, so it was like a fake shirt with no badge. And I was like, ooh. Oh, God. But you know, the money was tight, so you can't feel too bad about it. But I like to say, if you shouldn't, we need to stop inventing days where there's. So the easy out to that is your own clothes or pajamas. You know what I mean? Yeah, but I think you should be obviously the option because it is really fun and exciting and you know and you parents who are want to get creative and do it and children that want to be dressed as

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I tell you last week, my daughter plays football now for this Peeble team. Did you go this weekend? Yeah, so no, so it's during the week. So I missed the first, because I missed the first one, went to the second game. And it's so odd. I's so. I's so. I's so. I's so. I's so. I's so. I's so. I's so. I's so. I's so. I's so. I's so. I's so. I's so. I's so. I's so. I's so. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'll. I'll. I'm. I went. I went. I went. I went. I went. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I'll. I. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'm. I'll. I'm. t. t. tell. t. tell. I went. tell. I went. tell. I went. tell. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll don't become that guy. But no, I'm not in aggressive, but I'm just going, go on, well da, but like, just shut up Rob. Just shut up, just fucking tracker. But he's just bunch around the ball

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good at this stage you can say there's certain people like there's girls in the class that have got like older brothers and then they've been basically taken to their older brothers games and watched it and played with them so that they're a bit better because they've been surrounded by it from their brothers so they're normally a bit more switched on to it. There's people you can tell through personalities there's a girl there there's a girl is a girl who a really really really really really really really really really really really a really really really a really a really really a really really a really really a good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good. their. their. their. their their their their. their their th their th their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th that's a good is a good is a good is a good is a good. the. the. the. the. the. theee. the. theee. So she just go I want the ball and just like keep going where someone like oh I don't know if I want to get involved in picking a ball that someone's got. What my daughter's quite good at is she's a bit like what you said she'll look around and realize there's a big gap there. Yeah and she'll sort of wait in the gap the the tap the ball and thin th and th and th th the the the the the the th th the the the th th th yeah the th yeah th their th yeah their th yeah their th yeah their th yeah their their the their their their their their the the the the their their their the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their th is thin th is th is th is th. th. th. th th. th. th is th is th I I I I I I I I I th I thin thin thin thin thin thin thin the. thin the. the. the the the the the. the is the is the is the is thee is the their the is thin the the the the thin the the no one there. So you can sort of see their personalities coming out already. Yeah. It's quite interesting. With sport, I find with sport, your personality dictates how you play.

Same in boxing as well. Like, where in boxing, I imagine you'd be a much more conservative, clever boxer that would tuck up, try and find counterpunches, where I'm a little bit more bullying a china shop. Do you think if I did a round with Anthony Joshua I'd die? Yes. Right, just checking. Yeah, I think because if he if he punched you like you punching Garnu, I don't think you'd ever be the same again. Your neck, you think you've got a stiff neck now? He might loosen it up. You know when someone hits a bunion with a big book or say whatever it is? Slapp your over. I can't have you sorted me right out Antony and then you go again. Oh it's gone again.

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So I don't get a day, Josh. I need a new day. You need a new day. Yeah, because it's always lose birthday weekend. Why don't you make World Book Day your day? Too close to Mother's Day? Too close to Mother's Day. Just want a bit of, just want to stretch your legs get a bit of, get a bit of love, do you I mean? Yeah, I know it's awful being you. So, we went for lunch on the Saturday. Nice. Just you two or kids? Just us two. Yeah, like a romantic. Yeah, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to stretch to stretch to stretch to stretch to stretch to stretch to stretch to stretch, just to stretch, just to stretch, just to stretch, to stretch, to stretch, to stretch, to stretch, to stretch, to stretch, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their to their to their to to to to to to to did you go? I guess who was in the restaurant, Rob. This is an exciting ceilab spot.

Back for lashes again? Rebecca Vardy. No. Where did you go? Somewhere fancy? Yeah, yeah. It was in Mayfair. Oh, it's a birthday.

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For another three courses. Including breakfast, I had seven courses that day. Okay. What did you have for breakfast? Uh, porridge? No. you love it. Toast. Toast, okay. Weekend. Stretch your legs, enjoy yourself. I toast. Is it porridge in the week, toast at the weekend? I don't have porridge in the week! You make porridge every day! For my children! What do you have in the week then?

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I try to skip breakfast, and then at about 11 or 12, I'll have, um, if I'm at home poached eggs on one bit of like sourdough toast that's my go to. Oh yeah sorry for being so so rich with my fucking yogurt here is. Hey I'm not looking in poverty here I stretch me legs I have a couple of black farmer eggs I do not go cheap on eggs I'm organic and free range not because I give a fuck about the chickens because they taste nicer. Actually I do really care about chickens the country man now. I care about them so much I eat them. But I just want to know they've had a good life before I do.

Yeah, of course. And if a little bit of their carcass sticks to a grill, do you know what I do? Wash it straight away. Ha ha ha ha ha! Nails or no nails, okay? Oh yeah, sorry, and then it was birthday the next day. So where did you go for dinner? A place called Vins in Canumbree which was lovely. With friends or just you two two? Yeah with friends. I was going to say that's too much conversation in one day.

You can't do one on one for that. Particularly because by the end, Rose has an issue. Okay, here we go. to be fair, just for her, but I don't know what I can do about it. What's the issue? Basically, if I eat too much, I just power down for the last bit. I just can't. So if you eat too much food, you just sort of, your energy drops. Yeah, and also, last leg was so late that I didn't get home to 1. And then the kids are up at 7. Yeah, you've had a free course tooceaaaaaaaa tooooooooooo. to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be. to be to be. to be. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to to to th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the th. th. the toe. the the toe. the toe. the the toe. the toe. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. tothen the kids are up at 7. Yeah you've had a bit time. And then there was a free course lunch.

I was a broken man Rob. So so what her issue is that you cut you sort of don't chat. She's like by the end of the meal my legs I bounce my leg which is a kind of natural thing obviously my body does to try and get energy going or something. And is she, obviously, she might be having a glass of wine as well and then that keeps you up. Yeah, yeah, exactly. She likes to, you know, maybe let's just enjoy another glass of wine. But you don't, no one wants to enjoy another glass of wine if they're not drinking. No.

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Three courses is too many really. Plus bread. Oh yeah no the bread's going to kill you off. So but in the evening y'alls mate so that sort of you know you do not to spend too much time together then. Well we did we see yeah but you're in several conversations. We did have some conversation because obviously would you and Lou have done two two dinners to go in a row? Absolutely not I don't think we could do that you know it's just too much food, too much jack but alcohol does help yeah so if one of us isn't drinking I think that that sort of me I if we're both drinking that day we could have a couple of glasses of wine and I imagine you and Rose used to but now you don't drink it's harder because yeah that's something that you should was part of your relationship I imagine yeah and so now and then next day lovely morning because otherwise you would have

been sick in a bush exactly what that what she wants? Instead I'm driving her home. I love the way you said that mid-burp, you've never sounded older. I know. Instead of driving her own. Do you know what we're getting so old now? I played father-side football last night. I feel like I've been in a minor car crash. My hips and I feel like I should go to the hospital and get checked over. If I was on a bus that got hit and I stumbled and I woke up the next day I'd be like, right, I need to go to the doctors, but all I did was run. I know, do you warm up properly?

No. Yeah, I knew you're not the kind of person that warms up. Yeah, I'm not the personality type to stretch. No. type. type type type type type type type type type type type type type type type type type type type type type type type type type type type type type type type type type type type type type type type type type type type type type type type type type type type type type type type type type type type type type type type type type type type to stretch to stretch to stretch to stretch to stretch to stretch to stretch to stretch to stretch to stretch to stretch to stretch to stretch to stretch to stretch to stretch to stretch to stretch to stretch to stretch to stretch to stretch. I to stretch. I type type type type and my Ed thinks I can do things my body can't anymore. They can imagine people stretching you go, what the fuck are you doing that for? And now Rob, look at you. My hip, anyway. But yeah, I'm going to stretch, I'm playing. I'm playing. I'm playing football on Friday, right? This is a weird thing that's the day. You're doing last leg. So the day I'm doing. I'm doing. I'm doing. I'm doing. I'm doing. I'm doing. I'm doing. I'm doing. I'm doing. I'm doing. I'm doing. I'm doing. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm the. I'm the. I'm the. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm the. I'm the. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm the. I'm the. I'm the. I'm the. I'm the. I'm the. I'm the. the. I'm the. the. I'm the. I'm the. I'm the. I'm the. leg. The day I'm doing the last leg. I'm doing the Roseau Ball Breakfast Show. I'm doing the Peter Crouch and Abbey Clancy podcast. Then this is the wild card. I'm going to play Fivertide football for comic relief.

And I've been invited through Radio 2 to play 5 side football with. Can I just say Robb yeah. I'm not fucking sponsoring you to just play five-side football. Well, I don't know what this is. I've not done any sponsorship. They just said it's a constantly running a 5K but just in a smaller area Rob. I don't know what it is, but basically I think it's a staff father-side football. They're invited down a few people off the tech, because a BBC thing. So there's two ways this normally goes. I'm completely out my depth and they're unbelievable or everyone's about 50 and I dominate. Yeah you're this has got you being able to boss it around Jeremy Vine written all over it. But like the my issue is I'm a flare player Josh I can roll it through their legs and finish and stick one on them if I need to. So now I'm in a quandary. Do I'm in a nutmeg and barge off the ball the big boss? Um, should I tell you something fun about the last leg, Rob?

Go on. The first 10 minutes of the last leg last week are the most I've ever died on TV. Okay, well, I'd be honest if you, I didn't watch it, was on at 11 p. Of course not. Yeah, honestly, it was on 11pm and the actual Joshua was not the old. Yeah, honestly, it was incredible. What happened? Just the audience just didn't laugh. Mate, it's 11 o'clock at night. It's so late.

Everyone just sat there on and go home. Why are you on so late? Oh Rob, because the formula one qualifying of course. Oh my God, qualifying. The actual race doesn't matter because Red Ball always win. For Stappen's about three days ahead of the rest of... What's the point of qualifying? What they should do is just qualify should be, whatever happened last week, the winner goes at the back. Well, Rob, I'm not going to complain about the bosses at Formula One because they only

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the card, the card obviously just gets canceled, you basically go, I do you know, I still paying that? Like two quid a month for something. Do you, yeah, their. Yeah, the? Yeah. This is quite a fun game for the podcast. What's on your subscriptions? Go to your bank and look at what you're paying out on Rob. Oh and you can do it on your actual. You can do it on your banking app. And before we could do this, they wouldn't do the switch because I had to give them five digits of my back, my debit card for the joint account, to to to joint account and I've lost it because all it was was just money went in there every month and the bills got paid. We never used it as like a current account. So in order to do the switch, I had to go in and get the five digits of my card from them

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they, we went to a pub that's around the corner from my brother's house, so all my family went around there. Yeah. Have a little yawn, sorry mate. I've Barrelon. I'm no trick. I am fucked. Why you so tired? Because it's just been a long weekend. And I had a curry last night. Oh my God, I don't sleep well after a curry. Do you think your stomach's racist? You can't help it, do you know what I mean? It is what it is. I just, I have too much food, I don't sleep well after it.

So what did you eat on Sunday? You had seven calls on Saturday. Took me through your Sunday food. We had a birthday breakfast, which was bagels with cheese and smoked salmon to Rose and her mom. And then I just have marmite. Yeah, um. Bagels, that's a heavy breakfast. You've got a big breakfast as well.

Yeah, that's a big breakfast for you, Josh. Especially after seven courses, lunch? Pub lunch. What did you work? I just grazed on chips, really. And then dinner, a curry, plus like general birthday confectionery. You're struggling, aren't you? I've had a, I've had a 6,000 calorie weekend minimum roll.

I mean, I'm starting to feel Rose's pain where you've, you've been to sleep and you're still paring down after a curry, the next day. So God knows what you're going to have a nap on the Saturday afternoon between the two meals. Yeah. I had to go to bed be to bed to bed between between between the the the the the the the the the to bed the the to bed the to bed the the to bed the day. So God knows what you are. I have a nap on the Saturday afternoon between the two meals. Yeah. I had to go to bed between the two meals on Saturday afternoon. How long for? 45 minutes. What was Rose had the kids? No, Rose's mom was there. Right, okay, fair enough. I got back at 1.30 a.m. from the last leg. Yeah, but I still think you can survive. Yeah but they're surviving Rob and there's flourishing. We did we didn't we didn't do that much from all Lou had a mom around Mother's Day. It's we Mother's Day and it because you've got your own mom to sort out but then you've got like do the legwork for your

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It's far. I'm getting half an hour of Father's Day. When is he's Father's Day? June. June. June. June. Yeah, yeah, so yeah, Lou. Should we do a small business shout out? Yeah. Hi Rob Josh and Michael. I'm a dad of an 18-month-old, first starting to listen after a recommendation

for my own dad, 662 months, who is also a big fan of the show, whilst he's still listening, no boomer stories to share. I'd like to give a small business shout out to my wife Tammy, who created an Etsy shop, precious print frames, creating mosaic-collages, colages, thi, and a th, and a th, print frames, creating rosette collages of greeting cards you've been given for special occasions, birthdays, weddings, new baby, etc. It's a great way to use these cards that would usually end up in the back of a draw. Stay sexy and relatable, thanks, Ben. He's put in a link. Shall I read it out? HTT.S.O.E.C. dot. Forksh. thrash listing, forward slash, 1629538036, forward slash.

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business a shout out. I recently set up my at-home nail salon in the south side of Glasgow, called Puka Nails, spelled P-U with a little accent, going to the right, P-U accent, C-A, nails, pronounced Puka, which is the Irish word for ghost. I started this business alongside studying for a law degree as due to my mental health issues, traditional employment was not working for me. I love the flexibility and creativity that being a now technician brings and also helping people feel better about themselves. People can find me on Instagram at Puka Nails, PUCANAS underscore. Love the podcast despite being childless myself. Now, thank you, Kivaivaivaivaivaivaivaivaiva K K K K Kiva Kiva Kiva Kiva Kiva Kiva Kiva Kiva Kiva Kiva Kiva. Kiva. Kiva, Kiva, Kiva, Kiva, Kiva, Kiva, Kiva, Kiva, Kiva, Kiva, Kiva, Kiva, ki. Kiva, ki. Kiva, ki. K, ki. K, ki-L-S underscore. Love of the podcast, despite being childless myself.

Now, thank you, Kiva, spelled C-A-O-I-M-H-E. Pronounce Kiva, don't make fun of it. I've literally heard it all before. For someone that doesn't like the name being made fun of, she's gone for Puker Nails. She's asking for a ghost. There you's, th. Pukk, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, to-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a, I's, toa, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's-s. And, I's-s. And, to-s. to-s. to-s-s-s-s-sa-sa-sa-sa-sa-sa-sa-sa-sa-sa-sa-s.a-s.a-s. trouble, Josh. There you go. There you go. Pooker nails. Right, Josh, I'll see you, well, I'll see you on Friday for this next episode and also I'll see you Friday night for the last.

Oh, see you them. Mea, Mel B, let's go. The big three, together at last. I'm only, I'm only Victoria Victoria, Victoria, Victoria, Victoria, Victoria, I'm only, Victoria, Victoria, Victoria, Victoria, I'm only, Victoria, Victoria, Victoria, Victoria, I'm only, Victoria, Victoria, Victoria, Victoria, I'm only, Victoria, Victoria, Victoria, I, I, I, I'm only, Victoria, Victoria, difficult to ensnare. I'll get there. Right, Josh, I'll see you on Friday. See you on Friday. Bye.