Parenting Hell with Rob Beckett and Josh Widdicombe - S8 EP21: SHOW ME YOUR PANTS!!

Episode Date: March 19, 2024

More misadventures in parenting, life, and beyond... with Rob and Josh. This week Rob insists Josh shows him his tired old man underpants live on air. It's so weird we can't share a video clip. Parenting Hell is a Spotify Podcast, available free everywhere every Tuesday and Friday. Please leave a rating and review you filthy street dogs... xx If you want to get in touch with the show with any correspondence, kids intro audio clips, small business shout outs, and more.... here's how: EMAIL: [e-mail] INSTAGRAM: @parentinghell Join the mailing list to be first to hear about live show dates and tickets, Parenting Hell merch and any other exciting news... MAILING LIST: parentinghellpodcast.mailchimpsites.com  A 'Keep It Light Media' Production  Sales, advertising, and general enquiries: [e-mail] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hello, I'm Rob Beckett. And I'm Josh Winnockham. Welcome to Parenting Hell, the show in which Josh and I discuss what it's really like to be a parent, which I would say can be a little tricky. So, to make ourselves and hopefully you feel better about the trials and tribulations of modern-day parenting, each week we're chatting to a famous parent about how they're coping. Or hopefully how they're they're tha be hearing from you the listener with your tips, advice and of course, tales of parenting woe. Because let's be honest, there are plenty of times when none of us know what we're doing.

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She's about to go in for her first chemo treatment. We love you, Courtney and hope you liked hearing some familiar little voices. Many thanks, Ruby Skeggs. Ruby Skeggs, Ruby Skeggs. Well, good luck, Courtney. Yeah, good luck Courtney. We're all thinking of you here. The parent in Hellraises and us, we're all the Hellraiser. Is that what we call it? Yeah, is it that?

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Talks me about vampires. How are you, Josh? What have you been up to? They very rarely get that with you, do they, on a promo show? Rob Beckett, he's here with his fucking passion project. I don't know if I've got a passion project didn't me? I think I've got my passion project stand-up. That's what I like doing. Yeah. I'm thinking about doing this Josh. Daytime gigs for parenting health fans and parents in general, where would you rather go and see a show at like two in the afternoon and then get a babysitter for the afternoon and the evening because sometimes it's easier to get babysitters for daytime than nighttime than night time which you don't have to do bedtime? What do you think? I'm going to the theatre tonight Rob? Yeah. And it starts so early. It's a 7pm start. That's so difficult. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to to get. to get. to get. to get. to get. to get. to get. the to get. the to get. to get. the the to the to the the to get. the the to the the the their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. the. thea. tode. today. today. te. today. te. te. today. today. today. today. today. today. today start that's so difficult to sort out because you've got get something around to sort of get so I've got to get so I've got to get a

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everyone would still fucking go, because everyone's free. No, no, no, no, no, football. Rob, not everyone wants to watch Brighton versus Southampton as much as you do. My crowd do. No, but I'm thinking about during the week matinee. Yeah, yeah, because Saturday is football as well. Yeah, I know, but not three o'clock afternoons there is in it, because it's midday and five. Well, I don't, maybe, look, what I'm saying is I've got to miss the football. Okay?

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I know the people from the last leg aren't listening. Yeah, come on. I've started booking, last week I went, I booked a matinee at the theatre on Thursday because I was meant to be wrying on the last leg and I thought, no one's gonna fucking know. Maybe that's how you write. I write, everyone writes differently. Some people lock themselves in a room. I go for a walk and let the ideas float around. I honestly, mate, I trust myself, I back myself, I back myself to go to be able to do five minutes of jokes on a Friday night when Alex is dressed as bigfoot. I backed myself. Do you know what, I think I'll be better if I turned up a quarter to ten. If I did if I did to to to to to to to to to to to their to to be their their, their, their, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, the the their, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, their, their, I'm, their, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, their, their, their, their, their, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, be better if I turned up a quarter to ten. If I did your job, I think I'd like, I'd be so buzzing that I'm getting away with it. Yeah. I'd be flying. I'd be like, right, I've got to switch on it because I've done fuck all.

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Yeah, we'll get tenant on. I love tenant. It's quite a lot of banter, actually. I thought it was going to be quite serious. No, he's a real laugh. Anyway, Lou came home crying from the cinema at about a quarter past seven. Kids were awake. That was great. Where's mommy? She's at the cinema. Why? Don't ask me. Ask her tomorrow. Five-thirties are disgrace. Anyway, just get him and get him set up. They keep coming down. But I want Mommy to tuck me more. She's not here, all their tou'cest the door. Crying. Why is mommy crying? Why is mommy crying? She's got the worst situation here? Me or Rose?

In our son is going through his phase where he always wants Rose. I'd say, probably Rose. Yeah, that's not the answer we're looking for. Okay, sorry. So ask me again. Who's got the worst situation, me or Rose? Bloody bird's that what they're talking about, I don't just a bit of old school.

Old school dad there just to show the progress. No, definitely her, because there's no letter. Yeah. But children do get like that when one parent leaves a family home. That will happen. It's a sad set of affairs. It's couple separate it does children will... No, how clingy is he? Well it's in the mornings he won't let me go and get him up. Lovely stuff. Lovely stuff. Also I'd say it's a slight payback for all those times where you have to go in a night because he likes Rose so much he'd be too disturbed. Yeah but Rob. That doesn't mean Rose just gets up and leaves her in bed. What that happens then? Rose is going to come to come to come to come to come to come to come. to come. to come. to go. to go. to go. to go. to go. to go. to go. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. How. How their. How. How. How. How. How. How. How. How. How. How. How. How. How. How. How. How. How. How. How. How. How. How. How. How. How. How. How. How. How. How. How. How. How. How. How. How. How. How. How. How. How. How. How. How. How. How. How. How. How. How. How. the. How. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the, the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. How. How. How. How. the. 'd be too disturbed. Yeah, but Rob, that doesn't mean Rose just gets up and leaves her in bed. What happens then? Rose is going to come on here, right to reply.

So so the baby, what time does he wake up? What does he wake up? What does he wake up? What does? What does he wake up? What does he wake up? What does he'll be screaming for Rose? Yeah, seven-ish, okay. So it's not too. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. their. their. to. their. their. to. their. to, to, to, their. to to their, their their their their their their their their their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their their their. Roo. Roo. Roo. Roo. Roo. Roo. Roe. Roe. Roe. Ro. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. Ro. Ro. Ro. Ro. Ro. Ro. Ro. Ro. Ro. Ro. Ro. Ro. Ro. Ro. S. Ro. S. Ro. S. Ro. S. Ro. S. t. So. Ro. S. S. Ro. S. Ro. Ro., he'll be screaming for Rose. We still seem to default to me going in there to just double check that you won't accept me getting him up. Right, just as a lot, yeah, okay. It's a bit almost like, you know, when you go like to buy something for a vendor machine and you've got like an old euro. Yeah. I'll stick it in.

You never know, one day it might take. Never has, but yeah. Are you going? Yeah. Rosal, I don't want to say that this is the wrong priority. Go. Be stroking the cat. What, what, in bed? Yeah. Right, so the cat's in bed with you.

She's stroking the cat. Well, I'd say it. She's waiting for you to leave to stroke to stroke to stroke to stroke to stroke to stroke to stroke to stroke to stroke to stroke to stroke to stroke to stroke to stroke to stroke to stroke to stroke to stroke to stroke to stroke to stroke to stroke to stroke to stroke the cat to stroke to stroke to stroke the cat to stroke's fine. She can stroke the cat. Well I'd say it she waits for you to leave to stroke the cat? No, she doesn't wait for it to leave to strike the cat. But then I'll come back and then Rose left to go in and I will think did I need to do that? No. We all knew the way that was going to the answer is no. Yeah. But it feels like it's the the the the the the the answer. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. The answer. The answer. the answer. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's to be the answer. that's that. that. that. to be to be to be. to be to be to be to be. to be to be to be to be to be to be. to to to to to to to to to to to to be. to to be. to be. to to be. to to to to that. the answer. the answer. the answer. the answer. the answer. the answer. the answer. the answer. the answer. the answer. the answer. the answer. that's the answer. the answer. the that. the answer. the answer. that. the answer. the answer. that's the answer. the answer. she's like, well, I'm going to have to get out. And then so when she goes in, what's what happens after that? What's the reason? All up by that point, because I'm already up, aren't I? Right, okay. So I can see what's

what's gnawing at you here? I can see the equation? the equation where the reality is you could probably get another 20 minutes sleep or so. Yeah, yeah, fine, yeah. And now that you're back gigging in the evenings as well, you're a bit more tired than you would be normally, and that's creating a slight resentment. I was out every night working last week, and I didn't like it. I didn't like it. Can I say something? It's very hard. I don't want to be a modern to be a modern to be a modern to be a modern to be a modern to be a modern to be a modern to be a modern to be a modern to be a modern to be a modern to be a modern. I to be a modern. I to be a modern. I to be a to be a to be a to be a toda. I tired. I tired. I tie. I tie. I tie. I tie. I tired. I tired. I tired. I tired. I tired. I tired. I tired. I tired. I tired. I tired. I tired. I tired. I tired. I tired. I tired. I tired. I tired. I tired. I tired. I tired. I tired. I tired. I tired. I tired. I'm tired. I'm tired. I'm tired. I'm tired. I'm tired. I'm tired. I'm tired. tired. I'm tired. I'm tired. tired. tired. you're a mom or dad, it's very hard to get up in the morning if you're getting in at like midnight 1 a.m. or whatever from kids. So we've had a few years

of not gigging and the schedule has been go to bed like normal and then get up together. However, now it's waited slightly differently because one of you, not saying who, it's not always you, last week it was every night, not always you, is getting back late and we'll be more tired. So have you spoke to Rose about this Josh? No of course not. Because I think it's fair I'm not saying that you know I'm just saying it's fair it's a fair thing to maybe have a discussion about isn't it? Yeah but I don't I just turn over as well. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'm th, I'm th, I'm th, th, th, th, th, th, th th th thi, thi, th th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th is th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th, th, th, th, th, th, is th, is th, is th, is th, is th, is th, is th, is th, is th th th is th is th is th is thi, is thi, is thi, is that, is to to to to to to to to to to thi to thi, is thi, is thi, is thi, is thi I just turn over as worth it. Ideally, what would happen? So baby cries at seven, Rose goes in because he always wants Rose. Rose takes him downstairs.

What times your daughter get up? About 10 past seven. So it's not really, what I'd say is, it's not really worth rocking the boat for 10 minutes of... No. because I'd argue that 10 minutes extra you're getting in bed, the frustration from downstairs will be palpable. Yes. And I don't really think that 10 minutes sleep's gonna give you much more in comparison what you're trading off with the slight annoyance from the other party. So, yes, it is what it is. It is what it is. I've got, I think, I think it is what it is really really really really really really really really really really really really really, I th is, I th is, I th is, I that is, I that is, I that is, I that is, I that is, I that is, I that is, I that is, I that is, I that is, I that is, I that is, I that is, I that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's, I that's, I that's, I that's, I that's, I that's, I that's, I that's, I that's, I that's, I that's, I that's, I that's, I that's that's that's that's, I that's, I that's, I that's, I that's, I that's th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. is. It is what it is. I've got, I think I think it is what it is really. Yeah. Have you said, how about you got to do a fucking gig

then? I think we're no, I haven't said that now. So I've got to go and get it. I'll go and get it. Okay, cool. Yeah, but. the threat. So I've got to go and get. the the the this next thing. Yeah go on. Oh I can just send you a photo actually. Yeah right. Let's do that. No I'll go and get it. I'll go and get it. Okay I'll be one sec. I'll be one sec. Oh he's got his blink 182 clothes on again. Where are you? Where are you? Oh he's put your headphones back on. All right mate. Yeah. So I bought a a gun. Rose was a bit annoyed by this. Yeah. So I bought a thing, you can train your lungs to be stronger. What is it a book called Adam to not be a pussy? Sorry. No, I liked it. So it's a piece of breathing apparatus. Right. That resists, because I've got quite weak lungs because my asthma.

Sorry, I feel bad now, yeah, carry on. Yeah, yeah. So I got recommended this thing to buy. Right, okay. So I left it, this piece of apparatus around our bedroom, just on the side. And our cleaner found it. Oh God. I put it... Hey? She's still Spanish? She is still Spanish, yeah that doesn't change. And she

she put it on Rose's bedside table implying that it was hers? Does it look rude? Yeah. Oh. So she thought it was roses. Do you want to see it? Yeah. I mean yeah that is... that is... that? Now that is... that is... that is... that? Yeah. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She. She. She. She. She. She. She's. She's. She is. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She is. She is. She is. She's. She is. She is. She is. She is. She is. She is. She is. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. was roses. She thought it was roses. Do you want to see it? Yeah, I mean yeah that is that now that is what you've got there is a dildo. What you've got there is a dildo you pop in your mouth and breathe. So obviously you put in what looks like the balls into your mouth. You put it in and show us how it works? Well there's lost there's made a ball for resistance so it doesn't even work. No. Yeah. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. that. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's to to to to to to to to to to to to to that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. the the to. to. the to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to., it's lost. There's meant to be a ball for resistance so it doesn't even work anymore. No, not that end. The other end, no, I'm not going to do that. No, no, no, no. No, no.

No, no. You're just going to do 10 breaths a day of resistance breathing and it will strengthen your lungs. Oh, okay, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th. tho. tho. the the the tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. too. toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. too. too., you want to... You just want to do 10 breaths a day of resistance breathing and it will strengthen your lungs. Oh, okay, that's good. Yeah. So, yeah. But she left on Rose's bedside table as if Rose's got a... It's really doesn't it? Also it's quite sweet little one, it's not imposing, it's a bit like, oh bless her, she's sort of nervous he bought a small dildo. She's not sure.

She's not sure if it's a thing or not yet. I did Rose film when she saw that on a bedside at her table. She didn't love it. I took the blame. Last things you need, isn't it, Lane? In bedstroking a cat looking at that. Oh, that is good stuff though. Have you spoke to the clean about it? No, I didn't think it was worth it.

Just, what? To re-translate, just to be clear, this isn't my dildo? Yeah, it's quite difficult to explain somebody who doesn't speak English what that is and then put it in your mouth. You should be like, whilst he's going, I'm leaving. I've had enough here. Oh, my daughter saw the king. Oh, right.

They went on a school trip to Natural History Museum and the king drove past. That's exciting. That's mind blowing really, isn't it? I've never seen the King or the Queen. I've met the King when he was Prince. Oh yeah, I've met the next one actually. I've met him as well. I've felt the King's big fat, big sausage hands. Did you? More variety?

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hotel chain in Manchester and I used to play football. I attacked the day. Yeah, no, but at that point he was pre, before we all liked him, it was just when he was that annoying right back at Manor. Yeah, but yeah, I do like Gary Neville. I think his life seems quite stressful. I love Gary Neville. I love Gary Neville. Would you like to have Gary Lever's life? No, I'd hate it. I'm obsessed with Roy Kean, I thin, I think Roy Keene's just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just and he just always did punditry and just lived his life.

I'd love to get Roy Keane on this. He would never do it. No, well can I ask? Yeah. I don't know how. No. Roy if you listen, he doesn't. If you listen to what he listens. What does he listen to? I can listen to like marching bands. I'd say Roy Keane thinks podcasts. I'd say th. th. th. th. th. th. thin th. thinks thinks thin thin thin thin thin thin thin thin thin thin thin thin thin thin thin thin thin th. th. th. th. th. thin he can't thin thin th. th. th. hea hea to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to he can't he can't he can't he can't he can't heen heen heen th. th. th. th. th. thin thin thin thi thi the. the. the. the. the. thean. thean. thean. the. thean thean. thean. thooooooo the. He the. Heville, I'd say he thinks podcasts. No, I'm a complete bullshit. Yeah. Total waste of time. I think they're great actually and everyone should listen to them. Yeah, I don't know. What, you got any other kid stuff you'll talk about? I've got a couple of minutes to go through.

Yeah, big time, big time. Again? Sun trapped his finger in the door. Oh, bad one? It wasn't ideal because my daughter closed the door unmistakingly, so she was really upset, he was upset. Car door? The house door? The house to the garden? House to the garden. So it's got kind of suctioning, like a French door.

Right, OK, cool. Yeah. he's fine once he got to A&E. Totally fine the moment he got to A&E. So you thought, oh, we've probably broken him or let's get him checked out, but he was just fine. Yeah, yeah. How long do you wait? Did he tell me out of asthma? We waited a good couple of hours.

Rose took over and then I went and got them. He also, I'll show you this, you'll like this. He recognized, have you seen that I Choose Books where you like, it's like, you're like, it's a fairy tale who do, anyway, it's got lots of yeah, yeah, let me just find the fucking thing, sorry. Talking my kids' books, we've been watching, John Hughes films with the kids, they love them. Oh, do they that? Watch Baby's Day Out. Did you remember seeing that film? It's a great kids film. Yeah. The kids love it.

We've been watching, so me, because sometimes I get a bit bored of their new ones they like. So we've been with our new film, they go watch it watch it so I'm like well not if I'm gonna watch I want to pick a film I want to watch. Yeah exactly. Oh you're gonna do Bruce's millions. That's a good one. Home alone have you done home alone? No not yet but I think they'll be ready for it this Christmas coming. Because the youngest gets a bit scared so is so gentle that's funny have you done showgirls no what's that I just pop that on yeah okay I'll give him a show you should send me a video Josh yeah yeah yeah she looks like mommy he's pointing to a man with a top out of a monocorn and there's definitely blonde women in that book. But I don't

think the man with the monocle looks unlike Rose. I think you're, how angry are you about getting up early in the morning? It doesn't have anything light Rose. The only distinguishing features he's got is a massive chin of big nose and sticky out ears. So what are you implying? I'm just having a bit of fun. Just having a bit of fun. There's an email in. Who's your child said you look like?

Most offensive person your child said you look like. Well, they just slap my man booze sometimes and say boobies and that's horrible. Oh yeah, that's grim. My daughter throw a bouncy ball at me. Yeah. Fair enough, we're playing game, throwing it back and forward. It hit me right on the bell end. What have I told about playing bouncy ball naked?

But what was you wearing? Because that is key to that impact. Shorts. Shorts. Well, boxes, but that doesn't make any difference. You wear big baggy, old man, boxes, don't you? They're not old man boxes. Right, what kind of boxes do you wear? I wear baggy boxes.

Right, I wear Kavanaugh. Right, I wear caverns. Right, I wear the trucks. I true. I don't want to, I thrown't want, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, th, th, the, th, th, th, th, th... th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th................................ th........ to.. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. the. to. th. to. the. the. the. the. the front little pocket hole? Of course there's a button in the front. Robert how do your nuts not fall out the bottoms if they're not elasticate? I haven't got the pendulous balls of an 80-year-old man. You sure? You've got the pants of an old man. I haven't. Have you seen the, have you seen the link to the punch you buy. Well, they're quite expensive, so don't... Oh, oh, okay. Don't be shown up for your expensive tastes?

Well, it's all right, though. You save enough money in the rest of the shit clothes you wear. That's fine, that's needless, Rob. That's absolutely needless. I actually spend quite a lot of money on. Yeah, to look completely unremarkable. You can fucking talk. Is there a chat function, isn't it? A chat function? I don't know. Oh yeah, there we go. Your pants. Oh, big baggy boys, they are so baggy.

They are proper granddad. They're loveled. They're great, Rob. Not for me. Not for you. Not the way I'll move. I wouldn't be able to express myself in those. What do you mean you wouldn't be able, Rob?

There's no situation on earth when you're not expressing yourself. No, they'll get, they're all get roughed up. They're like shorts. They're not massive. Huge Josh. Do you want me to show you them now? I'm not going to. Yeah. No. Show me your pants. No.

Show me your pants. They're not massive. They're not massive. They're not massive. They're not long back. They're so long, John. I'm not going to stand back. Tell me your pants. They're like. Yeah, they're not massive. Look, that's

where they stop. They're not massive. They're not massive. They're not massive. That's what they're their massive. They're not massive. They're not massive. They're massive. They're not massive. Yeah, they're massive. Michael, is that the weirdest thing I've ever done? It's definitely up there. To be fair, yours aren't that massive, but they are ones that traditionally are worn massive, but you've got the small ones, but I'd say it would be too tight you don't get enough movement are they elasticated? By the way those ones I send you the link of these ones aren't those I've got a few of those nice ones yeah but these are these are the cheaper they look they're

not as baggy that's because they're old and shrunken don't don't they feel No, no. Okay. I'm flopping about all over the shop. Oh, I can't look. I want me out to. When next time you laugh and crush your leg on the last leg, I'm thinking that little knob's just wandering about like he's lost in a field. Give the boy some structure, pop him, lock him up, pop him away. You've got sat to do. You're talking about serious topics, Joshing about the topics the to to to to to to topics topics to to to to to to to to to tooes tooes tooes tooes tooes the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their sa. thoom. thoom. thoom. thoom. thoomoomoomorrow. toomorrow. tooomorrow. tooooomorrow. tooooomorrow. toooomorrow. tooomorrow. toooomorrow. toooooomorrow. tho. You're talking about serious topics there, Josh, your knob's wiggling about. Someone sat next to me dressed his fucking bigfoot, mate. Let's just focus on the problems.

All right, let's get away from pants. I've bought a travel, travel cut the reset for the tour. What do you think about that? Sad isn't it? But when you get to venues and you order some food and you go, have you got a knife and fork? They go, yeah, alright. And some technician gives it to you and I might think where has that knife and fork been over the years. So I've got little travel set. Oh, that's nice. Is it?

Oh, that's nice. Well, no, I guy that was running the tour, he, so he was telling me about Prince. And Prince has his rooms, he has all his stuff in triplicate. Right. And so when he gets to a city, he's booked in the hotel suite they've got, has got all his books and his records and whatever. He's got at home. So he's got it once at home, once in the hotel room he's in, and then another set which is being moved into the next hotel room. So there's always a set being moved on.

I mean, look, that's the... And you've got your little travel set of forks. So we all need our little things rock. Yeah but I imagine he'd be doing a week in London a week in Berlin a week in Madrid I'm doing Chatham fucking Dartford but you're saving the world because you're not you're not asking for plastic forks from your Nandoz because you have Nandoz every night because you've got a mad creature of habit I tell you what Nando's can you get me some sort of black to the the the th. th. th. th. th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'm a th. I'm a th. I'm a th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm the th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm their. I'll their. I'll their. I's. I'll. I'm their. I'm their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I th. I their. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'll th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm t. I'm te. I'm te. I'm te. I'm te. I'm th. I'm th. I'm the. I'm the. I'm thi. I'm th. I creature of habit. I tell you what, Nando's, can you get me some sort of black card? I spend a fortune on Nando's every gig I have it before, like as a routine. If Nandoz are listening, sort me out, will you?

Or someone else can do me chicken and rice at every venue around the country, exactly the same. Do you not get bored of that? Yes. But boredom lives and lies with familiarity and with familiarity and with familiarity and reliability you cannot be let down. And I know I'll be full, it'll be healthy and I can get it from anywhere in the country. Yeah, that's what I do. Because I've also, there's so much going on, if you take choice out the equation, it does help.

But yeah, I'd love to have Pizza Express every night night but I don't know if my body could handle a pizza every gig five nights a week. Hello I'm Tim Reed you probably don't know me as the creator and writer of sitcoms like Peter Kays Carshare and Meet the Richardson's because I write shows with other people's names in the title not anymore. Welcome to my new podcast Fister Firsts with Tim Reed names in the title. Not anymore. Welcome to my new podcast, Fist of Firsts with Tim Reed. In Fist of Firsts, I'll be chatting to the biggest names in comedy about the pivotal first steps in their careers and their creative process. Fist of Firsts with me, Tim Reed.

Find it wherever you get your pods. Can I tell you something weird that happened to me when I was going to a gig this week? So, you know my phone's been broken since maybe November? Yeah, I don't know if it is, I just don't know if anyone messages you anymore. Sorry. Rose doesn't seem to answer, right? It doesn't even go to roses. It's like it's blocked. It doesn'tthe number doesn't exist. It keeps saying blocked. Yeah, I don't know what's wrong with it. And then sometimes I get a message around going, Josh, it's over.

I'm like, yeah I know, this phone's over. I've got to get new ones. It's so broke. Gosh. So, it takes the lead is a problem, everything's a problem with it, and now if it's raining, even if it's in my pocket, the fact that there's moisture in the air means that the screen starts going weird, right? I've got to get a new phone.

So I was walking along on the phone, but with my headphones, so my phone was in my po-holding my phone. Yeah, I was talking to someone, I'll be honest slagging someone else off, yeah. That's not like you Josh? No, it wasn't in a gossipy manner, it was in a annoyed work manner. Right, okay. Yeah. We were both, yeah. And then I hear, Josh. Did you mean to, and my phone had batched Tom Allen into the call. No, who's you speaking to then? Just a TV producer.

Yeah, and then you'd called Tom Allen at the same time? I don't know, we've been talking for 10 minutes and then halfway through, my phone had batched Tom Allen into the phone call. Are you in a group with the producer and Tom Allen? No. Because that's right, so and did top, was he wasn't slagging Tom Allen off, was you? No, of course not. I would never do such thing in my life. No, exactly.

I would never slag off Tom Allen. Because I bet there's really slag off me off. But I don't, with Tom Allen, there's no ammo, is it? then? No, people have slag off you all the time. I'm too blunt. I think I'm too honest. That's my bloody problem. You know me. Well here's a question Rob. Because I do stuff. I'm a, I'd like to know your answer to this. So someone I know bumped into someone. And that person didn't just not know who this person was. Yeah. But they they got the person's name wrong, right? So this is a work setting? It wasn't a work setting. It was a social, it was a social setting, it was at a party.

Right. Got the person's name wrong, thought there was someone else. Yeah. My friend corrected them and said actually my name's this actually that you're yeah, I would have 100% gone along with it That's the person I am. Which is just get out just just I'd have just accepted anything I would have just gone yeah if someone met me and called me had a conversation with me and halfway through called me Rob I probably wouldn't correct them that well I'm exactly saying that happened to we only went to blueie before Christmas with our wife and kids Yeah, someone come up to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th th th th th th th the the th the the the the the the the the the the person the person th th th th th th th the person th th th th the person th th th just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th tho tho tho tho tho the the the the the the the the the thoooooo the the the thoo the thoo tho tho tho tho that happened to, we only went to Bluey before Christmas with our wife and kids, someone come up to you went, you're Josh, aren't you? And I'll stood next to you, but you didn't hear this conversation. And I went, yes. Yes. Then she had a picture and went. See, it's in it? Yeah, much quicker. Oh Josh,

oh nice question, right? You do Peloton, don't you? Yeah, I mean I've got one. Well I've got one and I used it loads in lockdown like I was on it all the time and then now I sort of go through waves of doing like three classes a week for about a month and then nothing for two months and then that kind of thing. Anyway so I was trying to do one but the kids kept to interrupt me so that's turn the class so in the end I thought you know what I'm gonna do is I'm just gonna go just cycle but without a class and just use it likethat a lot? I don't know, it feels like a lot. Yeah, that's what, yeah, so I just did it. And it took me like 35 minutes, but I quite enjoyed it, Josh, right? And I thought, okay, maybe I'd do this then.

But did you, did you, did you have the screen with the mountain, there's a geese like that going, hey guys, just keep going because I don't fuck off mate, I just want to cycle through virtual London on my own actually. Yeah, you weird, even though I could just cycle to London if I wanted but no. But this way you're not going to get hit by truck. Exactly, yeah it's a bit safer isn't isn't it? So I was doing 15K, did it, did it, really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, really, really, did it, really enjoyed it. What difference maker, and I want to ask you about this, I have bought some cycling shorts with a padded ass. Oh no, no, oh no. And it's a dream on there.

What do you wear on the pelton at moment? to your baggy pants? Yeah, no, I don't just wear my, of course, it's still wear my baggy pants. and shorts. And shorts? So I was like, there's no way I can do 15K 8. Because I was sat down the whole time on this 15K cycle. Get up and fucking... Well, I did after a while, but with the old cushioned arson, it was lovely there. You've put some cushioned pants for the peloton. Yeah, well, that cushioned cycling shorts with the pelton. sat down for most of it rather and stood up. At one point my knob and balls went completely numb.

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But I can't quite take up the yogic mindset in the sense of, and Rose said this is not the way I should be approaching it, because I said to the good thing about yoga is I can always spot someone who's worse than me and that just helps me get through. Do you know what though? That is basically what life is, isn't it? Like, you've got to do what you've got to do to get through. Like, setting them up to be bad or stitching him up bad, but if you can just look over it. If you're like, I'll stand next to this guy. It's always a guy, let's be honest. It's always a guy. He's knees creaking like he's made out of wood. And I'm like, thank the knee. He's k kk. He's kk. He's kk. He's kk. He's kk. He's kk. He's kk. He's kk. He's k. He's k. He's k. He's k. He's k. He's k. He's k. He's k. He's k. He's k. He's k. He's k. He's k. He's kne's k. Kk. Kk. Kk. Kk. Kk. Kk. Kk. Kk. Kk. Kk. Kk. Kk. Kk. Kk. Kk. Kk. Kk. Kk. Kk. Kk. Kk. Kk. Kk. Kk. Kk. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. Ked. Ked. Ked. Ked. Ked. Ked. Ked. Ked. Ked. Ked. K. K. Kagan. Kagan. Kagan. Kagan. Kagan. Kagan. Kagan. Kee's kneed. Kee's kneed. Kee's kneed. Kee's kneed. Kee's k. makes me feel brilliant. Oh, Granddad's stiffbacks in, perfect. Here he comes.

Oh, you've got into child's pose because you can't handle this when you fucking loser. Oh, I... And then also, what I do, Josh, is because I feel bad for having those thoughts. So I go, he's probably on the I know he's a pervert that I've invented. So he's a pervert so I can just don't have a go with him. Exactly, that's a good idea actually Rob. Probably gonna fart in a minute as well with the terrible diet he has. Let's sit this one out eye because I can have a look around you pervert. Get your red under your neck and shut your eyes. Oh God. I'm enjoying it. That's good. It's good you you you you you you you that's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. that's good. that's good. that's good. that's good. that's good. that's good. Get that's good. Get that's good. Get that's good. Get that's that's good. Get that's good. Get you that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's. Get that's. Get you. Get you. Get you. Get you. Get you. Get you. Get you. Get you. Get you. Get you. Get that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's good. Get that's good. Get that's good. Get that's good. Get that's good. Get that's good. Get that's good. Get you're that's good. Get you're that's good. Get you're that's good. Get you're that's good. Get you're that's good. Get you're that's good. Get you're that's good. Get you're that's'm enjoying it. That's good. It's good you enjoy it. Yeah, it's good for the old knack. Oh yeah, is your net better now? Yeah, it is actually.

Should we do a small business shoutout? Small business. Okay, go, hit me. It's for a shopping, a shopping, a shopping brombly. Downtown. Well, they're the only people that send them in. I don't over the person. It's actually is is is is is is is is is, it is, it is, it is, it is, the th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, is, is thi, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is. Yeah, is. Yeah, is. Yeah, is. Yeah, is. Yeah, is. Yeah, is. Yeah, is. Yeah. Yeah, is. Yeah. Yeah, is. Yeah. Yeah, is. Yeah. Yeah, is. Yeah, is. Yeah, is. Yeah, is. Yeah, is. Yeah, the the the the the the the th. Yeah, th. Yeah, the th. Yeah, the the the the the the the they. they. the th. the the th. the th. th. th. th. thi. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th only people that send them in. I don't know this person. It's actually my dog walkers' cousin's shop. Here we go. Oh, here we go. Downtown Retro is a family-owned vintage boutique with two shops, Regents Arcade at the Glade in Bromley, and on London Road in Seven Oaks, step into a world of retro style with a curated collection

of times and women's fashion, Completed by an extensive array of vintage and new contemporary jewellery and accessories might get yourself some pants in there. Every piece from streetwear to bohose chic, every piece in their eclecticatic range is meticulously handpicked by the very dedicated amber who is fueled by a lifelong passion for vintage fashion and retro and come and explore the charm of retro chic at downtown retro where each item tells a story of long-lasting craftsmanship and individuality. They look for all to welcoming you into their unique shops and taking you on a nostalgic trip through the decades. Follow them on Instagram, TikTok on Facebook too. Just search downtown retro. There we go. There we go. Dear Robin Josh, please can I have a small business shout-out for my little sister's dog fer and fields based in Reading. Heidi started fur and Fields this year after finding joy and walking her own dog Rosie during some pretty tough times working in the NHS as a paramedic during the pandemic, followed by several years working

in a local hospice. I'm beyond proud of her for following her dreams by setting up Fur and Fields. She can be found at Fur, FUR dot fields, on on Instagram and covers the Reading area. Thank you so much for reading this out. I love listening to your podcast, genuinely look forward to the walk back from school drop-off on Tuesdays and Fridays. Thanks again, Emily. There we go.

Retro clothes and dog walker. Something for everyone. Josh, I'll see on Friday with another interview and then back on Tuesday. Oh, this. Exciting. See them, mate. Bye. Bye. Uh-oh, you died. Mince threw a woodchip, an absolute classic.

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