Parenting Hell with Rob Beckett and Josh Widdicombe - S8 EP25: The Shout-out Special

Episode Date: April 2, 2024

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Hello, I'm Rob Beckett. And I'm Josh Winnockham. Welcome to Parenting Hell, the show in which Josh and I discuss what it's really like to be a parent, which I would say can be a little tricky. So, to make ourselves and hopefully you feel better about the trials and tribulations of modern-day parenting, each week we're chatting to a famous parent about how they're coping. Or hopefully how they're they're tha be hearing from you the listener with your tips, advice and of course, tales of parenting woe. Because let's be honest, there are plenty of times when none of us know what we're doing.

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that is a really nice one. I just want to do Rob Beckett. Josh Whittakum. Don't Widdishan. Very good. That is a really nice one. I just want to do Rob Beckett again because it's really good. Yeah, it makes me feel good as well. Say it again, baby. Beckett. Rob, Beba. And can you use it?

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You've heard of France, Rob. You sexy and relatable pair? This is our daughter Delilah doing the intro. She's nearly three shares her birthday with Josh. Oh! We've been listening. It's not a great birthday. It's not April 8th, but it's in terms of the people,

you know when they do that little article in the paper, which is who's got their birthday today. I've got a really boring selection. Oh God so that must make your birthday so bad. No but you know you have to read the paper where you're mentioned because you're famous. I'm not mentioned Rob. Oh right is that what? Who is that? He's not mentioned over me? I'm just mentioned. No I don't don't. Julian Lennon. That's weak. A famous people on that day and they they're th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that's that's that's that's that's that's thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. to the. to to the. the. toe. to. th. th. to. the. the. the. the. the. the.'s not mentioned over it. The listening is not about me I'm just talking generally. You're saying famous people on that day and they talk about him but not you let's have a look at who is born? I think when you're born. April's a nice time to have a birthday. It is good because it's just warming up. But the problem you can't you want to do barbecue or picnic you can't do that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that the that that that that the that that the that's that's the the the the that's the the the only. I the only. I the only. I the only. I the only. I the only. I the only is. I the only. I the only. I the only. I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. No. Bob Deogardum of Jumper? I'm not doing anything this year.

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That can't be wrong. I don't know two, they're two strippers. Tye digs and Trombone Shorty. Oh, he's a musician. He's my age born on the exact same day! Oh! There you go. From New Orleans, me and Trombone Shorty. I want Ty Digs. TAY, Diggs.

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was not that? The difficulty, if I don't want to go inside the actor's studio, Josh, but there's difficulty with having this anymore. If there's, if the problem with trying to have a chat with a stuntwoman that's jumping out of a carriages, the conversation does always suddenly stop as she jumps. So she, I'd argue that with me and Adina were chatting more because every time the conversation got going, the woman jumped out. Because we had to look like like we th like th like th like th like th like th like th like th like th like th like th like th like th like th like th like th like th like the th like to to to to to to to the to to to to to to the to to to to to have to have to to to have to have their their their their their their their their their their their the problem the problem the problem the problem the problem the problem their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. I. I th. I the. I the. I was. I was just. I'm try. I'm try. I'm try. I was. I'm try. I'm try. I was. I'm try. I'm try. I'm try. I'm to jumped out. Because we could chat back what we wanted because we had to look like we were just chatting. So that was it. Oh, right. We just looked like we were chatted.

And then when she jumped, we had to look shocked. And what did she talk, did she know who you were? Uh, no. No. But that's because I can shoot the character consumes me. Oh, you know, so are you like Daniel Day Lewis so you were in character? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, so I was in, yeah, yeah, yeah, I was playing a sort of disheveled old bloke, there's a bit of a letch and it was a, yeah, yeah, so you've got, this is the thing though some actors, like you still haven't got out of character. That's the thing, part with every, with every, with every, and spirit I embody, a little bit stays with me. Exactly.

You know, my mummy is still Mike from fresh meat. You know, sure I was on screen for eight seconds, but that eight seconds was powerful. Yeah, of course. They called me the cameo king. I think it's good that they gave you a character name. True, no one actually refers to me by name in the I could just be Pee guy. Yeah yeah yeah. Sport signs guy. Yeah yeah who that's put up on blocks to look more intimidating that guy. Anyway let's let's about me more about parenting Josh. Tell me about your parenting week. Right so it's been a

busy week Josh Lou was a course all week so I was picking up some of the slack because she was working all week. And the stress of, and I think we're very lucky being Lou, because Lou's not had to go back to work yet and she sort of was just starting to go over. But two parents, and I'm starting to see where the mental load argument comes, two parents having to leave the house at like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, to their, their, their, to, to to, to, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, to to to to to to to to to, to to to to to to, to, their, to their, their, their, their, their, their, their where the mental load argument comes. Two parents having to leave the house at like 7 AM and do a school drop and then both go to sort of places of work is truly horrifyly stressful. I mean, I imagine if we would get into our groove if she was doing it long term and stuff like that, but it's so much like there isn't someone just to take the hit if you're rushing out, you know what I mean? You're both like I mean. I the the the th th the th th th th th th th th th. I th. I th. I th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm to to to to to th. I'm th. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to to to to to to t. t. t. try. try. try. try. try. try. try. try. try. try. try. to try. try. to try. to try. to to to take the hit if you're rushing out, you know what I mean? You're both like, well I'm rushing out, you know what I mean? So, you're big up to the people that are doing that all the time because it is, yeah.

It does cause friction in the couple. Well, it's difficult. Me and Rose had an argument yesterday morning. God. On the phone, where was she's away today? Well, she's she is away. She is away. She's away. She's away. the the thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. that's that's that's that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, that. Oh, that. Oh, that. Oh, that. Oh, th. Oh, thi. Oh, thi. Oh, thi. Oh, thi. Oh, thi. Oh, thi. Oh, the th th the th thi. th thi. th thi. thi. thi. thi. that's that's that's that's thi. He is, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Because she's got, she's finishing it this week. She's finishing the renovation this week. Yeah, yeah. So she was down there Thursday Friday. Sure. Come back for the weekend? Come back for the weekend. So she's going down.

She comes back Friday, obviously. I've just, it's gone back to me being very, very busy Rob in the last five days. Yeah, well that's how I felt last week a little bit because it's obviously we rely on Lou and Rose a lot more, but however they've got their own lives, they've got their own careers and their own aspirations, so it needs to be balanced and shared. You just need to say those words less like you're listing them off. Sure as if like that's expected of me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. As if you're a disclaimer at the end of a radio advert. Teas and Caesar, please get a small drink before agreed to do anything. Yeah, go on and so you're busy at the moment are you? Busy day?

Thursday was insane once again gigging. And then Friday I thought this is good. This is, so this episode is recorded a week ago to when you're listening to it. Friday last leg was quite an easy one. I had it, it was all in the bag I thought I've got a few hours to myself from about 5 p.m. Lovely. Then there was from about 5 p.m. Lovely. Then there was an announcement by the Palace. Oh, the terrible news about Kate. Awful.

Um, which I'd say made doing a live TV topical show. About the news. Quite stressful. I never thought I'd say this. We had Maisie Adam and Alex Broker on. I never thought I'd say this we had Maisie Adam and Alex Broker on. I never thought I'd say this I said the words could we talk a bit more about soccer aid? My problem with soccer today is they've asked me to play a few times that a lot of the people there take it seriously like it's an actual game of football and I'm I just cannot have track, track back screamed at me by a member

of Westlife. I'm just like, mate, I'm nearly 40, I'm overweight, I don't care. I just want to get a free bit of kit and meet, you know, Clarenceed off. I don't care if we win or lose. It's a world 11. Roman Kemps on their team for some reason. So you are busy doing that and then... And then Saturday, Rose had a long-term engagement at lunch. Pardon?

That sounds like some sort of PR spin for... No, no. She soon went to some sort of... Yeah, yeah. She had lunch with a group of girls that they go for like months. Yeah, yeah. Timing not ideal for me, but there you go. Because obviously you got the kids for the day.

Well, yeah, I went to my friends' house, lovely they all play together. That's good. Yeah. They don't take the hit and then, and we're tidying up. Do you want to know, this is bad Rob. God. I much prefer oat milk to milk these days, not of a moral reason. Obviously, would have known. Yeah. But I know my friends, they only have normal cows milk.

Okay, do they live near you? Yeah. What, in East London? Do all the neighbors not? But they're still on the udder. But they're calling hipsters. They not know that, they know they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that they're that they're that they're that they're that. that. that. their. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. their their their their their their their their their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. th. th. the. the. the. theathea. thoooooooooooooooooooe. theauooooooooooooe. the. the. the. thder. But they're calling hipsters. They not know that, they know that they're uttering up. I took a small flask of my own oatmeal. But it's like, you know, you go like, well,

you know, you know they're my friends and I go around there, but he does have a small piece of Nazi memorabilia. He collects war medals and he just says it's part of history but it just makes you uncomfortable. If you want it not to happen again you've got to understand them. Yeah, that's what he says. But I don't know that. If you want the people to stop milking cows, you've got to drink it to understand why they did in the first place.

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It's awful. What did they say? I hope they ruined you for that. No, do you know what? But when you lof they did? They'd got oat milk in just for me. Oh, God, that's even worse, isn't it? What would happen if you had just cows milk?

I just don't enjoy it as much. You do have a problem with tea though, I think. That people that, you know, people that we move for, like, pick the Pia, Molly, the PR, you know the PR lady from Scot. Yeah, yeah. that someone might, if they've got a bit of a worry about a mutual friend of like, they drink a lot of beer, they're at the pub a lot, aren't they? Yeah, but I think when you stop drinking you're looking for fun anywhere. Oh, so just because you've stopped drinking alcohol now, you're sort of slightly addicted to tea.

Yeah. Fair enough, it's a better way to be than you just. I think you've got a their you you thated th you turned out with your little flask of oatmeal, because it's a bit odd, but the danger of drinking is if you turned up with a four pack of beers, you're like, he's a lot for the he's fun. It's fun for everyone else but not for you. Um, I think, yes, I do, do I drink too much tea I think I need it. You don't have coffee though to be fair. We don't have coffee. How many teas a day? How many teas a day? Six or seven. Always a lot isn't it? What? What? It's a lot of tea, isn't it? You'll waste a lot of time, you're spending half the time in the kitchen. I really want to hot water. Oh we've done this before anyway. Anyway, Sunday morning, a bit of an argument with Rose.

A Saturday night I hoisted a charity dinner. So, you've not stopped one. No. What charity dinner? So it's a chow for the Lily Foundation, which I'm a patron. Yeah, yeah, so every few years I host the charity dinner. So it's the for the Lily Foundation which I'm a patronate. Yeah, yeah, so every few years I host the charity dinner. Fair enough. And good guy. Yeah, it's an honor. But. That's why I refuse to be a patronage charities. More unpaid work leave it out mate.

I barely keep up with the paid stuff. Um Sunday have a bit of an argument with Rose. What What you're arguing about babe? Well it depends whether you're saying she just said I was in a in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their. their. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah whether you're saying, she just said I was in a bad mood. Right. And she was right. Because I basically woke up, and one of the first things I said is we use our phones too much around our children, which is true. That is, that is room one, I would have a row. Yeah. yeah. We use our phones too much around our children. The first thing you say to Rose, first time you see it in a week. Anyway. And what times is? Wow, no, no, no, no, what? No, no, what?

We've come back from her lunch and she's happened there is you've been working a lot and you've not only you've been working a lot, you've been under pressure because your works change and on top of that you're doing charity work. So you want, Rose or someone to be go, haven't you worked hard Josh, aren't you great? Yeah, would you like a What for the kids? For the kids. I have a horrible trip. And I'm not I'm not being paid for this. No I loved it because we got there bang on 11. Oh when it was empty. All the other shops open at 12. Yeah but shoe kids opens at 11 so you can knock early doors. And then and I'm not being paid for this.

Go on pizza express is just fucking so you can knock early doors. And then, and I'm not being paid for this, go on. Pizza Express is just fucking gray. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! I don't think there's a better pizza in London as much as these hipsters. As much as they want to pump out these new fancy places, they've got it on lock. You just sit down. They bring you the kids menu. They've got the fucking, the fucking, the fucking, the fucking, the fucking, the fucking, the fucking, the fucking, the fucking, the fucking, the fucking, the fucking, the fucking, the fucking, the fucking, the fucking, the fucking, the fucking, the fucking, the fucking, the the the the down. They bring you the kids menu.

They've got the fucking hat. The coloring is there. Are you coloring a hat that the kids can then wear? And the kids food just comes straight away. They always want dobles. They always want dobles. They always want dobles. They just come. Dobles is this generation's chips. My kids aren't in the chips. It's fucking unbelievable. They love a doble. And then your food comes and Paloma Faith was in there as well, Rob, in Westfield Pizza Express. Robin's shoulders in the star. Exactly, you don't. If you want to be.

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Your life will be better I reckon. I'm not. Zone 5, Josh, zone 5 is, imagine a metropolitan pizza express. You've got parking on your drive. You've got trampoline parks with parking outside. You've got blue water 20 minutes away. Rob. Josh, your life can change. Come and join us. Come to the suburbs. There's a pizza express has just opened 0.7 of a mile from me.

Do you have to get a bus? Yeah, of course. There's no parking. Too fast a walk. Yeah, just easy. And then I fell asleep on the sofa for two hours. Oh lovely. afternoon, little nap, which is just a sign that I was I was maybe a bit tired. I think it was a bit tie and a bit touchy and that's life though and then that's why a good relationship works where there be times when roses you are and you just support each other. And Rose took the kids and had all the kids and had all their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their thoes. tooks. thoes. they's they's they's they're they're they're they're they're they're they's. I I I was. they's. their. their. their. their. their. their. to to to to to to to to to to to to to took. I I I I I I was. took. took. took. took. took. took. took. took. took. took. took. took. took. took. took. took. took. took. took is tooks. tooks. little nap? Yeah well I don't I was asleep. She was upstairs on a phone. Kids crying in the hallway is that was better? And then today three podcasts voiceover for three hours. What for? For Big Lizard the CBB show I'm doing which is it's the last one last voice over getting close. And then this evening I've got two gigs and I... That's too much in a day. It the day. It the day. It's a day. the day. the day. It's a day. It's a day. It's a the day. It's a the day. C. C. Kids. C. Kids. Kids. Kids. Kids. Kids. Kids. Kids. Kids. Kids. Kids. Kids. Kids. Kids. Kids. Kids. Kids. Kids. Kids. Kids. Kids. Kids. Kids. Kids. Kids. Kids. Kids. Kids. Kids. Kids. Kids. Kids. Kids. Kids. Kids. Kids. Kids. Kids. Kids. Kids. Kids. Kids. Kids. Kids. Kids. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. the. the. the. Kids. the. Kids. the. Kids. Kids. Kids. Kids. Kids. Kids. the. Kids. the. Kids. Kids. the. Kids. to. Kids. to. Kids. Kids. to. to. Kids. Kids. Kids. Kids. Kids. Kids. Kids. Kids. Kids. Kids. Kids. Kids. to. Kids. Kids. to. Kids. to. to. Kids. the. the last one, last voiceover, getting closed. Alexander Armstrong. And then this evening I've got two gigs and I really want to. That's too much in a day. It's awful and I'm dreading every moment of it.

Right, okay, well it's happening now. How do you feel right now? How do you feel right now? I'm just want tothe rest of the day. Right now, having a little laugh of me. I'm enjoying that. So that's all you need to do. That's what you've got to focus on. I'm nervous about. We know what we're nervous about? We've got some big guests today. Yeah, we're not talking to them now. Okay. So, forget. that. that. their show. the show now. So don't do that. that. the. that. the. the. that. the. the. that. the. that. the. that. that. the. that. the. the. the. that. that. that. the. the. that. that. that. that. that. that. we. that. that. th. we. we. that. We're. We're. We're. We're. We're. We're. We're. We're. We're. We're. We're. We're. We're. We're. We're. We're. We're. We. we. We. We. We. We. We. we. We. We. We. we. we. We. we. We. we. We. th. the. the. the. We. the. the. the. the. th. we. the. we. we're. we're. we're. the. we're. we're. the. we're that. that. that. we're we're we're that. we're we're. we're. we're. We're. we're. We're. It's going for it. And if we do have those guests on and their shit, who really cares? We've tried our best. Exactly, Rob. What can you do? You know, we're talking to the mic.

If people like it, they like it, if they don't, they don't, what more can we do? Exactly. At one point in our? I mean, yeah, you, but me as well. Ha ha ha ha ha. Okay, let me tell you what's going on in my week. Oh, it's good. took me feel good. Okay, let me tell you about the drop-off situation I had last Wednesday.

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Could the first kid, could the other kid not just do that? No, that is a tough old morning drop. Yeah, four pronged attack. And so then I had to do that and then, but then I realized Lou was getting into London the same time as me, but I did an extra drop, I had to put the car. Oh my God. But I was like, no, let's you know, so she's nervous first. Exactly.

She's getting used did the radio show, I had to get a suit fitting for the Baftas and then, which feels very fancy, you have to go to her, because with a host, they get you a suit. Oh, do you, do they get your new one every year? Yeah. Do you wear a dickie bow? to their suit? . But it's quite weird because I should have have to have a, you, to have, to have, to have, to have, to have, to have, to have, to, to, to, to, to, to, to to, to to to to to to thi, to to to to to to to to to thi, thi, their, thi, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, thi..... thi. thi. thi.coo.coa, the the the thoooooo.coa.coa, the thooo.coa, tho. tho. Because, tho he's also, even, well, now he's lost weight, his shoulders are so massive and musse, but he's got a tiny little waist.

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Yeah. If anyone else has got any sad film moments that sort of they forgot about and then they saw it again let us know. Have you seen me at the Royal Variety is a pretty tragic death. The way the ant dies, Josh, is heartbreaking because it gets stung and the scorpion. And then as the kids are fighting the scorpion, the ant slowly just fading away. And then the kids all run and then my kids were like in balls crying. Yeah, we had this in pool. It's just too much. It's awful for kids. And then the kids all ran and then my kids were like in balls crying. Yeah, we had this in Poole, it's just too much. It's awful for kids. And then my daughter can go asleep because of the, because of anties, you went, auntie, I keep thinking of antie, the little antie that died. Oh my god. But it's to be careful, I'd maybe fast forward. When the scophern. When scoom, when the sco, when the sco, when the sco, when the sco, when the sco, when the sco, when the sco, when the sco, when the sco, when the sco, when the sco, when the sco, when the sco, the sco, it's, it's, it's, it's the sco, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's the the th. It's just. It's just th. th. th. thi. th. thi. thi. th thi a th thi a th thi a thi a thia' thi. It's thi, it's. Yeah, it's a good way to do with life just completely ignore it. Barry your end player one. It is weird isn't it like stuff like that. Because I remember

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like a couple, so it's like a fast forwarded montage at a couple meeting and then get growing old, then passing away. And she was only probably about 18 months, but she stood in front of the TV and just, oh my God. I was like, oh my God, I've fucked her up already. Oh, right. Can I just say one thing that I watched last night that was absolutely incredible and then we'll move on. Wallop on Sky, Robbicke's Smart TV, Robin Rommish versus 50 Greatest Plastic Surgery Shook as an E4 2009. Yeah. I thought it was unfair that they only put you a number 37. I was a contributor. I was a talking head. I was. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I was. I was. I was a talking head. Before the plastic surgery now you got a full body. I watched a thing called Jury Duty. Have you watched this? No. Amazon. It's one of the funniest things I've ever seen in my life. American English? American comedy.

Oh, so it's not like a not a doc reality. Well, it is it's a comedy meets reality The whole thing they've told this guy that they're filming a court case for the first time They're going behind the scenes of a court case But everyone except him is an actor. Oh my god And they're like the whole thing's going wrong. Yeah, and it's a complete fucking? Disa. get sequestered in the hotel and everyone's fucking mental and it's so funny. Oh really? It's I just incredibly good. I'm gonna I'll give it a watch Josh. Yeah it's called jury duty. Right Josh back to oh a couple things that the aunt died in honey I was trying to kids. Oh man yeah too much. This game. What is the game. the game. the game. the game. the game. the game. the game. the game. the game. the game. the game. the game. the game. the game. the game. the game. the game. the game. the game. the game. the game. the game. the game. the game. the game. the game. the game. the game. the game. the game. the game. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. t. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. the the te. te. trying the kids. Oh man, yeah too much. This game, what is the game at kids parties when all the kids lie on the floor and don't move and whoever moves is out the game and the last one

left wins? Sleeping Lions? Yes, so that's what everyone calls it. I thought that was because of what it was called as a kid, dead dogs. Have you not heard of dead dogs the game? So it'd be the exact same game but not much bleaker. The Southeast London's so different in the dead dogs? Why is it dead dogs? It's not? Well no it was for me. That's so bleak isn't it? You the stunt woman from Cinderella and the five folks to move the set call it dead dogs but Adina Mansell's calling it sleeping lions right. Well if anyone else had another name for it or bleat let us know but I had it as dead dogs so on Friday there was the end of like lose week work like being in town all week and I'd got the kids most of the most of the week

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they're really good company. It's all just recommends today, isn't it? Do you know, on the glasses thing, Rob? So when I go to a glasses, co-on, Ward or street, shout, a to Wal-Dor Street, s shout, ssh Street, ssh Street, ssh Street, ssh Street, ssh. sshen, sshen, to, sa, sa, s' s' s' s'a, their, their, their, to IKEA today on the old desk reach out sure on the mic yety big shout out time X got me here a lovely chip this morning. Big shout out John Lewis, Premium Cotton Sheets for last night. We had a lovely time in John Lewis, and took the kids to John Lewis, bought them some clothes, lovely.

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How kind of how they are they? They're not that. They're different. They're wire. Have you got them. Do you want me to go and get them? Or say that. No, we haven't got time. But maybe tomorrow. Where them? When we'll wear them for the, when we'll wear them for them? Yeah. We'll wear them for them. Yeah. We'll wear them for them. Yeah. We'll wear them for. We'll wear them for. Yeah. Well, we're. We're. We'll. We'll. We'll. We'll. We'll. We'll. We'll. We'll. We'll. We'll. We'll. We'll. We'll. We'll. We'll. We'll. We'll. We'll. We'll. We'll. We'll. We'll. them. We'll. them. them. them. them. We'll. them. We'll. them. them. We'll. We'll. them. them. them. them. them. them. them. them. them. them. them. them. them. them. them. them. them. them. them. them. them. them. them. them. them. them. them. them. them. them. them. them. them. them. them. them. them. them. them. them. them. them. We'll. We'll. We'll. We'll. We'll. We'll. the. We'll. We'll. the. We'll. the. We'll. the. the. the. the. We're. the. I. the. the. them. them. you're like, soon I'm going to have the guts to wear these, even though they look good. It's not, but you, do you know what it's like? I used to, hey, I had an undercut longer than almost, not longer that, yeah, for a longer period than almost everyone, because I couldn't deal with that day when you go into school and you've changed hair cut. Yes, yes. And the thought, and the changing the glasses too much is the modern equivalent, is the grown-up equivalent of

going into school with a new haircut and being the center of attention for a day. I hated that. Yeah, you hate being center of attention, but listen to Rob Beckett and Josh Winnicum's parents in hell. Exactly. I'd like to be just to the side of the attention. Yes. Half the attention please. Half the attention please. Oh no, this is funny. Have you ever seen Rose do this? Lou had her eyelashes done.

Well, I don't remember that means like longer wore my swimming goggles in the bar. Really? She looked absolutely mental. I've never seen that before. No, I don't know about that. Oh anyway, I picked, sorry, I cut you off the, I was talking about the, um, when I picked, I had nothing to say on eyelashes. Yeah. Well, I picked the kids up on right? They took Pizza Express. And Lou is getting a train home. Big shout out to Southeastern. Now she was so but she was the kids like, where's mom?

I was like oh yes we went to the classes place on Friday then pizza express. Then she was like oh she was like oh she's just coming back from work to me she was like she's here or meet us at home she's like oh oh oh oh oh oh ohthe work, mummy's the work person now and Lou was like, it's been four days. She was like, but I missed mommy the work person and Lou was getting livid for that. And then I was so tired on that Friday because I've been doing, the evening because I've been doing it in the evening and I was recording during the day. I was so tired and I haven't done this since I was probably four at the barbers Josh.

I fell asleep in the chair. Oh man that is unbelievable. I've never done that. Well the bit when they do the beard where basically you lean back and then she has these like an eye mask things she puts on so that it stops the hair going in your eyes and you're not getting blinded by the lights right above you so it's quite nice and soft and relaxed and I just I fell asleep and I didn't realize I'm feeling until she I just said Rob I'm finished now and you know everyone in the bar that I'd be asleep because you just you do it in the barbed, then obviously you'll have a bit of laugh that I'd be asleep, because you do, it's a little barbers got, shout, me and listen. There's some good selfies going around with people next to you.

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Shout out of Harry. Great guy. Oh, this happened last week as well, Josh. I locked a delivery man in my alleyway. No. So I've got the, but at the back of the house, we've got like an alleyway which got a little door on it that's got like I can press a button and like a ring doorbell kind of thing. Yeah.

You can press a button and then it opens the gate. So it's not into the house, it's just to a little side bit. And then that's where if we have deliveries, we sort of just, if 20 seconds, and I, anyway, so I did it, didn't think nothing of it. Then I, then I go back to it and I thought that's weird because you know, I wone expected anything. Look back, Geese are still in the alleyway like 10 minutes later. And then I'll go to press the button, but as I pressed button he decides at that moment to climb the gate. Oh my god. So then it starts moving. to to move, to move, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th. th. th. th. tho, I thi, I was, I was, I was, I was, I th. th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I, I, I th. I, I th. I, I th. I th. I, I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I thi. I th. I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I tho. I tho. I tho. I the. I tho. I th. I th. I th. I it. I'm like, what if I crush him? Oh my God. And then he, and I was like, oh, because there's like a two-way audio and oh, oh, sorry about that, mate. And he went, oh, fucking oh,

oh, I'm the fucking under, you know, I'm going to fucking, oh, oh, I'm a fucking, out. I'm a big shout out that guy. Who I was? Big shout out. They didn't rob, they did have Rob Beckett was their fucking prison warden for 10 minutes. And yeah, that, that, that cracked me up. I'm just going for a list now, Josh, of stuff that's happened.

That's right. I saw a, right. I saw a, right. My daughter's now not allowed to watch anything on Netflix. It's like an American kid sitcom unless it was made after 2020. How come? Because they're too mean and rude in the 2010s. Oh. It was that cheeky teenager, weird sort of Disney kid thing. Where? You watched I Carly. Yes, that one.

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Gee, yeah, he's, he's in the book. He's in the book. So now she's not allowed to, basically I'll say, what you're watching, she says something and I go, what year was it made? And she says, anything about, anything about the 20, anything, anything, anything, anything my daughter, squeezed my belly. She was like, you need to work out. And I was like, that is not it. And I went, why have you said that? Is that from it? She was like, it's from a show. I sort of went, no, that's not nice. That's not kind. We're not allowed to watch them shows anymore because they're too mean in it. And I didn't really Yeah, it's not her fault. Well, exactly, so it's my fault for not being aware of what she's watching, but yeah, that salmon cat as well is another one.

Oh, yeah, yeah, that's big, isn't it? Awful, but so she's banned from anything pre-2020. Also, I did this, the charity gig I did at primary school, to say thanks, they got me like an Easter egg, like,two of them. So I brought my- Shout-out to Chocolate. Shout to the Easter Bunny. And I put it in, yeah, so a little trigger warning here. We're gonna talk about the Easter Bunny.

The, um, so I put me in the fridge, didn't think nothing of it, because I was like, oh, I'll give it to them when it's Easter......... And she led me by my hand into the back room and went, Daddy, the Easter Bunny is not real. And I know. I know the, and this is why I'm talking to you in here, away from my daughter, away from my sister. Away from my younger sister, the Easter bunny is not real. And I'm all a bit confused because I never really thought this Bunny was real. I never believed in the Easter. No, but as a kid I

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I think she knows and she's sort of playing it along a little bit. And I think now we were gonna go, like for Christmas things, we're not, I don't think we're gonna go and see Santa anymore. But we're gonna do more family festive things, which might be like, we went to Copenhagen, we might go to like, like, the winter, to to the winter, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, th..., tho., tho., tho., thoo., thoooo., tha., thooo., tha., tha., to, thland or go to fun things that are like yeah or even even the snow-dome games with Santa I think so but then the youngest one's like only gonna be seven but yeah I think we're on the borderline of the last chance saloon

what reached the point of and I'm interested in your take on this because you're a bit ahead of me so the thi so the th I th I thin thin thin thin thin thin thin thin thin thin thin thin thin thin the the thi thi the the their their their their their their their their their their thi. I'm their their their their their to to to their their to their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their thi thi thi to to teeeeeat. I teat. I'm teoo. I'm today today's today's toe. I'm toe. I'm toe. I'm their their their... intellectually? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. With my book, I'll make talking about that and it's nothing to do with intellect but it is to do with the way your brain processes things. I've just filled in my dyslexia form, right? For my testing as an adult. Now, you know when you're filling in a everything they've asked. I know it's weird, isn't it? You know when you get the score for something, when you're doing a quiz, you're like, I don't need the score at the end, because I get that if I'm doing a quiz to see if I've, I don't know, if I've got, yeah, exactly. All of you mean, I know what your men are, I know what you're going to's like am I depressed and the options are sometimes I feel like I can't get up in the morning or no I'm fine to get up. I don't need the score at the end. Well let me go and analyze it

yeah. So I'd be interesting your take on this. Yeah. Certain things where my son who is two, almost three. Yeah. So this is a good example. I'm going to Paris for the Paralympics for last leg. Yes, in August. Now, if Rose and my daughter came across, who'll be six, nearly seven at that point, she could do the Eiffel Tower, she could do Paris, she could go to the Paralympic events. Yeah. But my son would be fucking gutted. But we can't, if Rose comes over with those two,

it's going to be almost impossible to do anything. How? It's such a difficult, so does my daughter, do we just suck it up and they don't have her that good a time in Paris? Does my daughter just not get to do that because it'll upset my son? Or does my son have to take the hit that the family's enjoying this thing? And he's with the grandparents. So how long are you there for? So, how long are you there for? And how long do they're going to come out for? I don't know. I mean it's very much. I would just what I would do is I'd get them to come out the day you finish essentially two days before. I think we want to, she wants to go to like the

sport and stuff. Or just fuck that off and just take them Disney at the end. It's not your answer everything is Disney Robles. Well I know if I'm six. Do you want to see an Eifoltie full their f in Paris or do you want to go and see Mickey Mouse and go on a ride? Come on. Well, we can't go at the end because it's during school time. Fuck that, go late. Here he is, he doesn't give a fucking shit. I don't give a fucking shit, no. Go a bit late. Okay, there's six. Shout out to the education system, yeah? It's a shout out to Ofsted. Big shout outstanding.

Shout outstanding. Well, yeah, I know exactly what you mean. Or you come... It's just a general thing as well. It's not just that one. It's like things that she'd really enjoy, but it's like she, we realize this about two weeks, last half-term, she went to stay at her, at Rose's Mums. Now you can't just go to Rose's Mom's, we've got to take both of them. It was the first time that my son had clocked at this was happening and was upset that he wasn't going.

Yeah, see I'm not the best person to ask because we add our so close together and they're very similar and the younger you're the younger one she's very physical so she could she almost always could do whatever the eldest one was doing so we all just always took them together but there is a bigger gap for yours and so she wants to be doing and I think they're quite different characters as well aren't they? There's like, isn't it, he's a bit more rambunctious than your daughter? How is he? I thought it was a bit more busy. He's a bit more physical because you know but you know when they say you've got to run a boy like a dog. Yeah You know that you don't you don't. He is really. He he. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi is a thi's a th. He's a th. He's a th. He's a he's a he's a he's a he's a bit. He's a bit. He's a bit. He's is a bit. He's is a bit. He's is a bit. He's is. He's is. He's is a he's is a he's is a he. He's is a he. He's is a th. He's is a th. He's. He's. He's. He's a th. He's a th. He's a th. He's a th. He's a th. He's a thi. He's a bit. He's a th. He's a bit. He's a th. He's a bit th. He's a bit th. He's a bit. He's a bit. He's a bit. He's is really. She's super chilled, your daughter with like Sits and does craft. Was that changed?

No, she is really, she's really well behaved. Yeah. But, but he is more, less opinionated than she was. Like, she would be, you know, I want to wear this, I want to eat this. So he'll go, oh she would be you know I want to wear this I want to eat this I want to eat this I want to eat this I want to shove the food in front of me. Right. Just send me them dough boys. The other option is that Rose comes out with a friend or with a mom. Well I think that might be what we do. Well I that might I might I might I might I might I might I might I might I that might. that might. that might. that might. that might. that might. that might. that might. that might. that might. that might. that might. that might. that. that. that. that might. that might. that might. that might. that might. that might. that might. that might. I that might. I that might. I that might. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. Yeah. I might. I might. I might. I might. I might. I might. I might. I might. I might. I might. I might. I might. I might. I might. I might. I might. I might. I might. I that might. I that. I that. I that. I that. I th. I th. I th. I think. I think. I think. think. think. th. think. th. think. th. th. I think. I th. I think. I th. I th. I th. I that's. I that's. I think that might be what we do, yeah. And then that way, if you are an event and he's kicking off, the one of you could, you know. Yeah, I think that's better.

Yeah, I think it'd be a bit mean to go, oh, it's just you can't do it. He's too old now to go when he was younger. You can't take a fucking three year. and my sister got to see daddy and I've got to stay here. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Unless he's doing something really exciting like he goes off to dig a world or goes to Pepper Pig world with his grandparents and it's and then it's an event theme. If he's just sat at home going to nursery and stuff. And also I think he's too young to realize the tre, they get this and I get this trade-off. Do you know what I mean? It's like... Well Josh I think I think we've done enough small business shout-outs today. Oh yeah. I think if we do another one now it's going to lose up so big just get a big shout-out so was it Glasses Lab in

Bromley and Greenwich. I co. I go Ward on Street. Offstead the education. Offs. Harry my hairdresser at George Northwood Chorda. Millers' face-soyer stylist. Right. So the tars. Yeah. Right. Josh, I'll see you next week. Well Friday, actually.

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