Parenting Hell with Rob Beckett and Josh Widdicombe - S8 EP33: Britain's Best Chocolate Bar

Episode Date: April 30, 2024

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Hello, I'm Rob Beckett. And I'm Josh Winnockham. Welcome to Parenting Hell, the show in which Josh and I discuss what it's really like to be a parent, which I would say can be a little tricky. So, to make ourselves and hopefully you feel better about the trials and tribulations of modern-day parenting, each week we're chatting to a famous parent about how they're coping. Or hopefully how they're they're tha be hearing from you the listener with your tips, advice and of course, tales of parenting woe. Because let's be honest, there are plenty of times where none of us know what we're doing.

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Are they birds? I could hear birds tweeted. You can't call them that anymore. Sorry. It was some hose on my phone. No, I could hear birds in your... I've got the window open. Do you want me to close the window, Michael? I've got to tell you now, my radiator is on. No, I wasn't complaining. It was a very... I like the sound of birds tweeting. It's nice, isn't it? There's nice. There there there there there there there. There there. There there. There there. There there. There there. There there. There there. There there. There there. There's there. There's there. There's there. There's there. There's there. There's there. There's there. There's there. There's there. There's there. There's there's there. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the there. I was. I was. I complaining. It was a very, I like the sound of birds tweet. Oh yeah, it's nice, isn't it? Yeah. There's two cats on the roof outside.

It's lovely, there's... It's very nice. Oh, can you hear that? There we go. Right, so. Yeah, it's a bit of sunshine. It's actually raining where I'm in case. He's 22-month-old Theo, he's listened to parenting hell on every car journey since he was born. And the first time I asked him to do the intro, he burst out laughing and was beside himself

with excitement. It was like the moment he'd been preparing for for his whole life. He's been saying it non-stop ever since and now beats me to it before a chance, even to finish the question. Thanks to me in great company during the many drives walks and commutes. You never fail to cheer me up. Becky, Zach and Theo in. I was such a nondescript place to guess that. I don't be mean about them. No, no, no. It's the kind of place. You know, you live and we all know you know, sometimes it's quicker to get into town and wait for the bus to go, it's only 18 minutes on the train every hour and a half.

If you miss it though, you have to spend an hour and a half. Those people who've moved to Cambridge, yeah, yeah. As long as I get to the station a minute before the train, my commute is only an hour and a half. Unless it's cancelled, then I have to wait at the station for three hours. I'm basically in zone one. Yeah, exactly. So this isn't the first time we've seen each other this week, Rob. Can I say something else about the kids that are listening to these episodes? I'm worried now that, you know, in your form, in your, in your, in your, in your, in your, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, I's, I'm their, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I. Yeah, I's, I. Yeah, I. Yeah, I. Yeah, I. Yeah, I, I. Yeah, I's, I.. Yeah, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, their, their, their, their, their, their. their, their. their. their. their. th. th. their. th. th. th. the th th their. If these kids are listening to us in the car and that's going to be what's burnt into because I have got burnt into my head, I know the songs, the lyrics to every single Motown

song. Right, yeah. Yeah. Because my mom and dad love Motown was played. And I'm way too young to know all these lyrics and all lyrics. people. So we can have a generation of children that just wonder around talking about Josh being tired and still wondering if he's bought a kettle. Have you bought a kettle? Yeah, we've got a kettle that works now. Yeah, yeah. I bought a kettler. I've got a printer Rob. I wasn't even going to talk about this. This is horrible. Now I bought a printer the other day. We spoke about die Rob. And I've already, so. Have you got the cheapest the cheapest the cheapest the cheapest the cheapest the cheapest the cheapest the cheapest the cheapest the cheapest the cheapest the cheapest the cheapest the cheapest the cheapest the cheapest the cheapest the cheapest the cheap. I. I. I. I've got the cheap. I've got the cheap. I've got the cheap. I. I've got the the the the the the the the the the to. I've got. I've got. I've got. I've got. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I still. I. I. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll the one. I'll the one. I'll the. I'll the. I'll to. I'll to. I'll to. I'll t. I'll t. I'll tool. I'll tool. I'll still still. tool. I'll still. I'll tool. I'll still. I'll tool. I'll tool. I'll. I'll talk about this. This is horrible. I bought a printer the other day. We spoke about my print. So, have you got the cheapest one?

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Old school slapstick stuff. We won the Perry A, but our show will be getting 30,000 viewers. We've got a Simon and Donald from the start is here. Hanging! So, but I felt sorry for you though because Nish wasn't there. So you had to go on after dessert and by that point everyone had a few drinks and it got a bit loose. And you had to go on and do a chat and I'd be honest with you, I was, you looked stressed before you did it. And... I was covering myself in water. Yes, I felt seen you cover your face in water for the O2.

No, no, I just let's stress the O2 because there was less industry in. Yes, it was basically doing a little bit of stand-up for your boss, essentially. And my favorite part of the evening was Jill Scott leaning over to me and Romish, very concerned saying, why is he rubbing water all over his face? Don't they do that before the World Cup Final, Jill? Do you know what I mean?

But I don't know if we've explained probably, but basically you grab a glass of water and put your hand in it and wipe it all over your face, and it is weird. The comedian Chris Neal when I g is weird to be like a bird bath he described it and so this it's always I've done it since the start of stand-up and it's because I when I used to when I was at uni Rob yeah and I used to you know occasionally I don't but it wouldn't do this but you'd have to do like a a presentation or something yeah at uni and I couldn't do public speaking I you know you you know you know occasionally I you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you occasionally you you occasionally you occasionally you occasionally you occasionally you occasionally you occasionally you occasionally you occasionally, you occasionally, you occasionally, you occasionally, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the the the the the the the the the the th th th th th th th th th tho, th tho, tho, the the tho, but you'd have to do like a presentation or something. Yeah. At uni. And I couldn't do public speaking. I'd get in my own head and my voice would do that thing where it go, like it waivers, like you lose all power in your voice. Yeah.

One to her. Yeah. And the thing is, like that, and I would go bright red. And so when I started stand up comedy, I'd kind of thirt th., I, I, I, I, I, I th, I'd th, I'd th, th, I'd th, th, th, th, th, th th th th th th th th th th th like that, and I would go bright red. And so when I started stand-up comedy, I'd kind of bath my face and my pulse points to just stop myself going red. Right, to cool down. To cool down. Yeah, and it was warm in that restaurant. Yeah, but it's almost become a kind of thing I do now when I'm nervous. And so when else do you do it? Because you don't do it for stand as much th as th as to to th as much to to to to to to to to to th as much as much as much as much as much as much as much as much as much as much as to to to to to to stand as to stand as to stand as to stand as to stand as much as much as to to to stand as to stand as to stand up as to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to stand to stand to stand to stand to stand to stand to stand to stand to stand to stand to stand to stand to when I'm nervous. And so when else do you do it? Like, because you don't do it for stand-up as much now,

but like, did it got, did you get nervous? When you've got the door off, doors gone and I'm on my own. For fuck something. Oh God, don't get the water out. Had your face and get down there, boy and open that door. And I'm on my own? Just leave. I the the door. the door. the door. the door. the door. the door. the door. the door. the door. the door. the door. the door. the door. the door. the door. the door. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. things. things. things. things. things. things. things. things. things. things. things. things. things. things. things. things. things. things. things. things. to. tho you? Well, what would happen if he just didn't get the door? Like, what does this thing happen to when there's no one in? He rushes back. That's when, you know, he just leaves the studio at last leg and sprints out,

but I'm open as a door and it goes back. Yeah, but if you, if it was, if this was a, not saying this isn't this isn't a proper, this isn't this isn't this isn't this isn't this isn't this isn't this isn't this isn't this isn't this isn't this isn't this isn't this isn't this isn't this isn't this isn't this isn't this isn't this isn't this isn, look, not saying this isn't a proper job, Michael, but if we were in like a proper job, we had a meeting with like, come on, mate, that's not pretend. Right, if this was a real job and you was having a meeting with like the accounts team or something about payroll, you wouldn't just go, I'll leave it, unless you're waiting something. Yeah. It's like a sitcom set is behind, isn't. the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, come, that's. Come. Come. Come. Come. Come. Come. Come. Come. Come. Come. Come. Come. Come. Come. Come. Come. Come. Come. Come. Come. Come. Come. Come. Come. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's, t. It's, t. t. t. t. today. today. today. today. today. today. today. that's, that's. that? Oh, God, big breath there. You're right, man, was that a tough one? What was happening? All the way down, open the door, gives me a parcel, takes a photo of my feet and goes, classic. But why can't you just have left the door bill? Why do you have to go and get it? Well, because it might be something important. And then, the the job? Well I think if you're in a house it's weird not to answer the door. Yeah but I like it's a sense of power

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That's fucking intense, isn't it? That's insane. Because essentially, yeah. Yeah. They're getting a Mars bar for their Mars bar. they're getting a Mars bar. they're, and they're, and they're, and their, and they're, their, they're, they're, they're, their, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. they're, th. they're they're they're th. they're th. they're tho. they're tho. they're tho. they're thoo. they're they're they're they're tho. they're they're they're they're thi. th. the going to call it, the Mars bar you, say you take out a Mars bar. Can we go back a second? They're getting a Marsbar for their Marsbar? Yeah, so you're swapping in a Marsbar off there. They're not losing out, plus that Mars bar has been in the fridge, yep. Way longer than it's been in the Newsagent because there's a lot quicker

of Mars bar,. You're giving them a new Mars bar for an older Mars bar. They're winning. Do you think news agents needs to change their name? Yes. It was a bit grandiose for what is a sent you sweet shop. Oh, I thought you meant the podcast. No, but I'm a news agent. Well, I think the thing is, news, it used to be you'd go and buy you you go go go go go go go go go go go go, you'd go, you'd go, you'd go, you'd go, you'd go, you'd go, you'd go, you'd go, you'd go the the the the the the the the the the the to to the the to the the the, you're to the the the, you're the the the, you're, you're, the the the the the the the the the the the, you're, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the the the the the the the the th... th. th. th. th th th th th th th th th threat. th th th th threat. th th th th threat. th th th th th th the th th th th the thing is, news, it used to be you'd go in and buy a newspaper. That's such a small bit of it now. Yeah, I mean, if you're a news agent, really,

they're gonna hear I'm a news agent, but I better get some bottles of priming, because that's quite popular. Line them up in a window. I think there's too much space taken up by chocolate bars. I don't think, if you think about it, how often you buy a chocolate bar, the amount of fucking space that it takes up in a newsagency. If you had a news agent, what would you put there? I think I buy crisps more than I buy chocolate bars. I quite like, it's almost like looking at a light, it's not going to the library. When I look at the, even if I'm not buying a chocolate bar, I'm, the the the the th, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I the th, I'm th, th, I'm th, I'm the th, I'm th, I a chocolate bar, I'll go, oh blah, I forgot about that. A small, a star bar.

I sort of like, who are the mad fuckers keeping starbar alive? Do you know what I mean? Who's the guy that goes, oh, to murder a starball, as opposed to like, miles or snickers, or whatever? Shall I um, fudge? Rob, we're gonna play a quick game. Has anyone over 33 bought a Curly Worley? Well, I quite enjoy a Curly Worley. I tell you what I'm trying. Of course I fucking do.

No, I haven't bought one in years, but I feel like you get your money's worth because it takes so long to eat. Do you know what I mean? True, that is a good, that is a good, that is a good, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's that's, that's, that's that's that's that's thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, that, thi, thi, thi, I'm thi, I'm thi, I'm thi, I'm thi, I'm thi, I'm thi, I'm thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I'm thi, I'm that's a good shout to be fair. And do you know what I've had these? Do you want to know what Britain's most popular chocolate bars are? Yeah. Then we'll get on to kids. Also, by the way, if you're on you, Gough, I'll have a look at the Britain's most popular

influence away there. Oh yeah, you'reicks, I think. Yeah. Right, you ready? Yeah. Do you want to have a guess? I can tell you the Star Bar hasn't made the top 20, Rob. And the Curly Worley's number 11. Okay, number one, most popular, dairy milk. Dairy milk is number, dairy milk is number, dairy milk. Dairy milk is not there. Oh my gosh. Kick it out. Kick cat. Six. Maltesea. It's not bar. It's not there but I don't know where it qualifies as a bar. Little bag of balls, isn't it? Yes, a little bag of balls. My culture play? Of course.

theymea. People are shouting them out at home. I'm say, a twix has got to be up there. I actually had at the weekend for the first time in a long time I had, you know those grab bags you get of chocolates? I had curly-wurly pieces. Oh, what was that like? What was that like? What do you that? What do you that?

What you think? Honestly, one of the best chocolates I ever had. Because it's Curly Worley, Curly Whirlie when you eat it, because it's quite solid in the middle. The chocolate crumbles away and it goes everywhere. It's really difficult to eat. These are bite-sized bits of Curly Worley. They are incredible. I went through that bag in about 20 minutes. There there there there. There we go. Twix is number 13. What's one Josh? Top 3 go 3 to 1. Mars is first. Yeah, Marlter's would have qualified because, well, boost is second and third is. Boost is second. Where are they doing this survey?

Fucking out. Quality Street, third. Munchy's fourth. What do you mean? What the fuck is wrong with this country? How the fact, fuck is getting up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up the quality the quality the quality wrong with this country? How the fact, fuck, he's getting up to the Quality Street every week. Surely that's Christmas only. Six kick cat, seven snickers, eight Smarties, I like a Smarty.

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Anyone else fancy it? Basically, it's Adam ills when it's serious political stuff and it's Alex Brooker when it's serious disabled stuff. I'm here for one at the end. And then part three, that's when I shine. So you go on to air tasker and you write, I have paper jam in my printer and I can't get it out. Yeah. And then people bid on it how much they'll do it for. And they'll come around and do it. They're gonna come to your house. So you'd say the door has fallen off my cupboard. Right, okay, so printer, yeah, you wouldn't probably get someone around for a printer.

But like if you say... Well, Rob, I did. You've got a strange person came to your house to dislodge the paper that was jammed in your printer. So my printer was broken because the paper was inside, not stuck out. Okay, so it was totally to.. the the to.. to. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the thi. thi. throwne. the the the the the thi. thi. thi. thi. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah..... Yeah. Yeah. Yeah... Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. the the the th. the th. the the th. the the th. the th. the th. the the th. the the thri. Oh, okay. It was totally inside, so I couldn't even get it, see it. I'd pulled on it and it had ripped. So there was no paper left and it was stuck in the printer. Right, how much did you pay someone to do that? Well, you have to name your price. Okay. What did you name it?

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today, if we go past digging in the road, do you want to stop and watch today? She's not up to today. Well, I don't what was that again, sorry? You've got a catch, Ray's doing properly. She's away today. Well, what was that again? Sorry. She's not here today. You've got a catch-phrase do it properly. I can't remember what it is, Rose is away? No, she's just she's away. She's away.

Is she? Yeah. Genuinelyly. She hasn't been for two weeks. That's fine. No more questions. No more questions. The corset. Anyway, so he was interested in the engineer. Which is quite weird for the printer engineer that are two-year-olds. Well, it's a nightmare for him because he's basically got to pretend this two-minute job is up taking a half hour. It's not a two-minute job, Rob. And he took the printer printer apart and he was like, did you pull on the paper? Pardon. That's a bit information. She's been away two weeks. Yes, I have pulled on. She hasn't been away

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And do you couldn't fix it? And do you couldn't is hard on it? It's so annoying, isn't it? You're just trying to get a bit of print. So you spent $250 so far and you've got to buy another one. It's fucking heartbreak. But idiot tax, it's fucking so annoying. And I'm doing that thing now've got to pay for and it's an annoying cost

so you delay it even though you know you've got a new printer and you're like why don't I just buy any it because at the moment I haven't got a print I'm just delaying buying the printer I've got no printer just buy the printer but I can't bring myself to buy the printer. Would it be now we've used air to ask whatever this thing is wouldn't be the for you to go, who wants to print off a document for me and bring it to my house for a quid? Because that's an easy gig if you're around the call that. And then that way, you could get 250 of them

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So now I don't want to be going on, if I'm doing it on the credit. You should have, you should have, you should just add a piss up against a wall and she'd have been. You're not going to believe what the baby. See you later. Channel 4, 10 p.m. Bang! Yeah. I was a bit more doing about that. That was funny. I went to a three-year-old's birthday party role. You went, what was that sorry? I took my son to a three-year-old's birthday party. Can I say one thing about travel? Can I say one train train train train train train train train train train train train train train train train train train train train train train train train train train train train train train train to to train train to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to tha. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. try. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. try. try. try. try. try. try. try. try. try. try. try. try. try. try. try. to. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah that. If you have got kids, they basically get free travel, but they have to have a zip, you have to register for a zip card thing in London. So if you come down to London, if you don't live in London, it's 10 quid per kid, but you make your money back straight away because basically it's just like a lanyard with a little card, then buzzes you the train, they. Oh, train, train, train, train, train, train, tha, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, you're thr, you're thr, you have thr, you have thr-you have thr-you have thr-you have thr-you have to register, you have to register, you have to register, you have to register, you have to register, you have to to register, you have to to to to to to to to to to to, you have, you have, you have, you have, you have, you have, you have, you have, you have, you have, you have, you have, you have, you have th... th. to thr, you have thr, you're thr, you're thr, you're thr, you're thr, you're to register, you're to register, you're to register, you have to register, to register, to register, to register, to register, to register, to to to to register, to to to to to to to to thrue. 10, but if you don't have the card, you have to pay. What?

So I turned up my kids are obviously six and eight, well under 10. And I was like, I'll go through, they went, no, no, you've got a pay. I went, well, they've got a zip card. Well, they've got a zip tho, thrown. It's actually, fucking rip off. London. How do you get a zip card? I think it's like an oyster card. TFL, yeah, TFO, I think it's called a zip card. People still have oyster cards? Yeah, I don't, yeah, well I think people do it on their on their phone, don't they? I just do it on my phone. So basically, children age 5 to 10 can use a 5 to 10 oyster photo card. Basically free travel on most national rail services, and 50% off the

adult rate tickets on the Uber boat by Thames, but basically if up to four children under 11 travel free with a fair paying adult, so if they've got this card and your paying to get on the train, all the kids go free. So it's worth getting unless you got five kids, but that's the least you're so it's worth getting in. Unless you got five kids but that's just the least you're fucking troubles. And your own fault. So I went to three-year-old's birthday party. Yeah okay was your kids invited or just see it in Park and fancy. Yeah I just look to that it's just my kind, my tribe. Yeah, so I don't know if anyone else has got this problem Rob. Now you're not going to

kind of believe this to listen to my voice. I'm not a good singer. No, no okay. Don't beat yourself I'm sure you can hold it. What if you had to go into your head you've got to perform the best you possibly can. This is what I've realized. What if I had to perform to the best I can? Some of said like to save your life you need to sing a song really well and you put right so okay I'm probably not going to be very good at this but the best I could possibly do would be with this song what would you pick? Turn the page by the streets. How does that go? Well it's like the first one on that on original pirate material. I just it's just talking. It's a to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to to to the to the to to the the to to to to the the to to to to to the to the the that. I. I that. I the the that. that. that. that. that. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I. I th. I th. I'm. I'm. I'm the. I'm the. I's. I's. I'm the. I's. I's. I'm the. I's. I's. I'm thi. I's the. I'm the. I'm material. I just it's just talking is it talking yeah yeah I can do that. Can you give us a line from it? Um no something about KFC maybe? Well I'm just like but it's not part life wouldn't I because that's talking but it's kind of yeah yeah oh the the yeah yeah

yeah oh yeah yeah oh yeah okay okay this is my I was allowed you picked it and now you've been... I'm not sure, I haven't got the range for Happy Birthday. And your voice dominates. Yeah, so, Rob, like, when I've been singing Happy Birthday, yeah, I can't, people look at me like, why do you hate my child? Why are you ruining this? Why are you ruining this? I get that as well because I can't sing at all, but I try,

but if I try it looks like I'm ruining it. Yeah, but you can't, I'm like, what can I do? So I can't just stand there. Yeah, I've been miming. I've been miming. I think that's the best option. Like, just mouth the words. Well, why don't we sing Happy Birthday now? If you just stood there, like mouth closed, like kind of German call women during the National Anthem, do you know that kind of feeling?

Or take loads of photos and that way you're looking busy. Oh, that's good. That's good. Because if you don't sing, you look like, that's good yeah that's good way. They're like oh no I can't sing you look like that looks like a protest. Or film it and go and a bit like I'm being quiet so I don't root because it because you'll be louder. Oh yeah yeah yeah I follow a lot of my mates that are probably mid 40s like Oasis and they go and film no Galaga and they've got the phone out and it's a beautiful shot and all you can hear is a 45 yearyear-old man nearly crying to live forever.

Yeah, is that man or Gallagher? A bit of both but. Gonna live forever! Right into the spot the mic of the phone. So yeah, I'm now miming at birthdays. I think that's a good shout. Does anyone else do this? Or is there a better thing? Is that? What do you? to to do you? to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th? Yeah? th? th th th th th th th th thi? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? the their? Yeah? their? Yeah? their? Yeah? Yeah? their? Yeah? Yeah? their? to live? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the the thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. to thi. the thi. the the thi. thi. thi. thi I think that's a good shout. Does anyone else do this or is there a better thing is that what do you do? Do you sing? Yeah but I I do it quite quite quite happy birthday to you happy but happy but it's the third line it's your hat is hits hard the third line so I can do well I can't really but happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear Rob happy birthday to you yeah that is that is seen stealingly weird and you are I know you you are genuinely trying your best just nice and I'm following it in my head

and everyone's fucking it they're harmonising it it's like they're doing fucking it to see the nice- I'm following it in my head. And everyone's fucking, it's like they're harmonizing, it's like they're doing fucking Band-Aids, they're incredible. Some people are like, I can't even do it like the hair, but like, and they're looking, like, what's wrong with you? What's wrong with you? How are you doing you're a comic, it makes you look like you're trying to be stupid or funny on purpose, but that is just how you sound. This is how I sound, I can't sing. But you try and your best is someone who's putting on a weird voice for attention.

Yeah, exactly. I am. If back in day, I'd auditioned for X Factor, I'm not confident that I'd have been average enough not to make it on TV. I think they'd have put me through to, you know, bit of an inside TV here. There was fucking loads of rounds before they came to the judges. They only put the really good ones

and the really bad ones through to the judges the judges the judges. They only put the really good ones and the really bad ones through the judges. Yep. And don't want to slack them off, but I will. Often, I've heard they told the really bad ones they're really good, making it even worse for them when they're in the judges. But I'm just going to say that. That's potentially what sometimes the way TV works. Yeah, But then you know you sometimes the way. Sometimes, sometimes, sometimes, sometimes, the way, the way, the way, the way, the way, the way, the way, the way, the way, the way, the way, the way, the way, the way, the way, the way, the way, the way, the way, the way, the way, the way, the way, the way, the way, the way, the way, the way, the way, the way, the way, the way, the way, the way, the way, the way, the way, the way, the way, the way, the way, the way, the way, the way, the way, the way, the way, the way, the way, the way, the way, the way, the way, the way, the way, the way, the way, the way, the way the way the way the way the way the way the way the way the way the way tha. the way, the way, the way, the way, the way the way the way the way TV. the way, the way, slipped with Annette as a comedically bad one. Yeah, and that's my worry. But then you know you know you know you're not good. I know. So now I'm flused out of producers. Like a kind of, like I'm on top of the pops in the 80s.

Ha ha ha! A three-year-old's birthday. Holding a bunch of flowers like Morsey. I I I I I I I I I I I out of time. So there we go, yeah. That's what I did kids wise at the weekend. Oh, a couple of things I want to speak about. What should, do your kids play, when I have iPad, do they play on games where you can buy things for the game? So, Roblox, it's Robucks and other games you can buy things. We haven't done Roblox yet. I think slightly, no, not yet because they haven't got, like you've got an eight-year-old and my

oldest is six so yes. But I think her friends who've got older siblings do, do you know what I mean? Because it drips down. This is what happened to us. Have you, do your, does your daughter play Tockabocka? No. Tockabocker is like this game where you're sort of like it's sort of a cartoony world where you click on a house and on the game you've got this empty house and then you've got like a thing with loads of different beds and cabinets and stuff that you can put in the house so you can sort of like build the house how you like it. So the free game you have the the the th a th a th a th. th. th. th. th. th. th th. th. th th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi thi. So, the. th. th. th. th. th. It's th. It's th. It's sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort the the the the th th th th th thi thi thi thi thou thee theeeat theat to to to to to to to to to to to the. So, theat the. So, the. So, the the th you like it. Yeah. So the free game you have loads of different houses and all these things but after a while you've done it all. So you can have your little characters to float around these houses and go and do

stuff but then you run out. But then obviously there's a shop so that you can then buy like a you know family mansion and then it's a big one and then you get 200 drawings that you can put in the house......... th. th. th. th. And. And. And. th. th. th. th. the th. their. their. their, th. their, th. th. their, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, th. So, thi. So, thi. So, thi. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, they. So, they. So, friends that they've got us like the older daughter that they were getting these tok-a-bocker credits. Yeah. So we were just like, it got to the point when we're going to weigh with them for a few days and then every evening they're like having their iPads in the evening and then we were giving two quid quid for quid for quid for quid for a quid for a quid for a quid for a quid for a quid for a quid for a tococococococococ.. But. But their the the the the the the the tok. But. But. But. But. But. thea. tok thea the- the-I. their their their their their their their their thea their thea thea thea the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their thea thea thea thea. They's c my life. Because it never ends. They're constantly building little cartoon houses that my kids want two quid for. And it adds up, Josh.

Yeah, of course it does. And they're getting nothing for it in reality. Yeah, but then that's their reality, isn't it? So it's weird, like, you know, it's anyway. But I just don't know where it ends with tokka bokka. And tok. And tok. And tok, tok, tok, tok, tok, to to tok, to to to to toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, the they. And, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their, their, their, their, their, they, tok, too, tok, too, tok, too, tok, too, tok, too, too, tok, too, tok, tok, tok, I don't know where it ends with toccabocka and if anyone's got any tocabocker advice Yeah, how to get him off it or another game is good. They'll get bored eventually Yeah, once I spent about 200 quid because the thing is when I was a kid I had an Amiga and then I had an N64 and you know I was really into computer games, but thethe thing was they were fucking expensive. So you, but you had to get there. It was like 40 quid to a game, wasn't it, on a N64.

And you might not even like it and you just pretend you liked it. But that would be a big birthday present. I remember my like 1080 snowboarding and it wasn't very good and I was literally, that that was literally, that was my Christmas present. Echo the Dolphin, do you remember that? Oh yeah. I was desperate for that. It wasn't a great game. The games are a fucking expensive. And that's 40 quid in the 90s. Like, that's...

That could have bought you a terrorist house. Yeah, exactly. I invested in the wrong area. You're like, um, or two quid a go each that's for like and but they've stopped off it now but it was like every night I was like toccabocker it was like addicted to it yeah I'm trading stuff like that. They do tocca boker merchandise as well but now I'm like oh they'd love that jumper and then about about then I'm feeding the beast my daughter, her, she's, I've told you about her being really into crafting, Rob. Yeah, that's it. She's fucking obsessed. So, but she's, her ambitions just get higher and higher. She's going to her friends on Sunday, and then making wings so that they can fly.

And I'm like, I was like, just a warning. I don't think you're going to be able to make, you're going to be able to fly. And she was like, well, we might be able to. And I was like, well, yeah, I drank it. The Wright brothers, Dad said that. You're going to create a monster that I've disproct. She's got good ideas. So, I'm going to do it out of cardboard, but that is too heavy for flight. So I'm going to, have you got any bubble wrap? Because I'm going to get the

bubble wrap and then I'm going to burst the bubbles because that's a light material. And that'll be good for the wings and then I'm going to put wire it. And you're like, this is a good idea, but you're still, I'm sorry. But also, Bob, she's going to her friend's house, so it's not really my problem. It's her friend's mom that's... It's the other parent that's gonna have to break the news that they're not allowed to jump out the first floor window with a bubble wrap windows. So I just, I just, so we went to the, like a swimming pool with with a swimming pool, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, with flumes, right? And they had three that you could go down altogether

with a little mat that you hold on to. So I was going down with my two daughters. Obviously I'm absolutely smashing them to pieces on every race. You can go at the same time. I'm 15, I'm killing them. Yeah, they're crying because they're not winning. Then I was like, well, why don't you two, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, to, to, to, th. th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th.. So, thi, tho, tho, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, tho. tho. So, tho. So, tho, tho, down and then the eldest obviously keeps winning because she's a heaviest yeah and then I said to my youngest she was going I went I said I know I apologized her after because it was I just went you are never gonna win because you are the light is that's just how it

was and then she was just absolutely like devastating then she was then she was like then I just amped her up to she wanted to prove me wrong. So then I had to get the broke and to push her down. Then I waited and then I waited. And then I was like, I don't know what I've created it because she shouldn't have won. And then she was I don't know what I've created here because she learned. What lessons she learned? Oh God! But it felt like as I said to you will never win. I was like I felt like a you know like a bad parent from a film that makes the like the protagonist that makes the the lead character go I'm gonna come I'm gonna I'm gonna prove you wrong. Yeah. Bit like the David Beckham documentary is dad. Yeah.

Never never good enough. No never good enough. I liked David, I liked David Beckham in the documentary, but I was disappointed his dad's method paid off if I'm honest with you. But that was just me. Well, exactly, so it's that kind of thing, isn't it? But then I think, would it, I don't know, it's too complicated and convoluted way. I don't think they've got to enjoy sport haven't they you can't fall into it I've been taking my daughter to football and oh yeah she's great but I'm so desperate to be into it I'm really trying to not show how

desperate I am from to be into it yeah because I I realized I've got this thing where I almost don't want them to be into anything I'm into because it's caused me so much pain. What Plymouth? Sport and comedy. I really don't think you've got to worry about your kids really getting into Plymouth Argyle. I mean even if you're born in Devon I don't think that's a big stress. A couple of Janas there crying because you've gone one one with QBR. If we if we get to the euros and my daughter got into it and the their their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their th. I I I I I th. th. I they they they's th. I they's they're th. I'm they're th. I'm th. I'm th. I don't want th. I don't th. I don't want th. I don't want they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I don't th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm thin. I don't thin. I don't want th. I don't thin. I don't thooooooooooooo. I don't th. I don't th. I'm th. I don't to the euros and my daughter got into it and went I think we're going to win this, you just want to go, mate, this is ruined 40 years of my life. We're not, we never are. Don't, don't base any happiness on this. There is none to be found. I saw a funny tweet where they said about the Euros going to stop this front six and it was

like Bellinum, Saka, Cain, Declan Rice, Fodin, like unbelievable front line. And some wrote underneath it, uh, the back five. Of their own team, probably letting three goals. Mom? What is it? Are we there yet? Hello there, it's me, Harry Hill, with some exciting news. I've got a brand new podcast. It's called Are we there yet? And is the world's first family-friendly podcast that's designed to get you from A-to-be.

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And I had my head down, I was messaging and the dogs are off-lead. Anyway, as I'm walking along, I look up and in front of his a woman walking like what looks like three ex-hel bullies. Right. Okay one's got a muzzle on and on a lead, one's on a lead with no muzzle and one's off the lead no muzzle right. I look up and I'm a bit scared of dog still, the big scary ones right? I don't like them. I was so surprised and shocked and panicked that I stumbled back and fell over. You know when you like like, he's like something from like Miranda, like, like legs in the air. And then the, and then so I'm on the floor so I'm like, oh I level with a bank tail pulley now. And she's like, he's all right, he's friendly and I I just think, it's hard to take that when

it's got a muzzle on. And I know that's the rules now, but, and I was just, and I was just, I was just, I know, that's the rules now, but, and I was just, and I was trying to get like, like, oh, and I was try to get like, oh, and I'm just, and I was, and I was, and I was, and I was, and I was, and I was, and I was, and I was, and I was, and I was, and I was, and I was, and I was, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, I, I, I, I.. I. I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, and, I was, and, I was, and, and, and, and, there's not a need to be more from incidents like that. Honestly, because I was so in my own well, I was doing messages inside about work and I just looked at their absolutely shacks my pants. I found out my daughters have got a secret chocolate drawer. Oh, what have they got in it? Top 20 chocolate bars? A couple of boosts. No, it's basically when they get chocolate chocolate they won't eat it all and hide some and then put it in the drawer for like their secret like after they brush their tea for that night. Oh after they're brush that is quite canny. You see

that's the thing you've got a kind of reward that kind of thinking haven't you? Yeah exactly. So where is their secret chocolate drawer? The secret chocolate drawer it's just like they they they they they they they they they they they they they they's like they they's like they's like they's like they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they're they're they're they're they're they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're they're they're their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their they're they're they're they're they got like a cabinet thing which has got a little draw at the bottom. Yeah, in the bedroom. But then was like, don't tell mom, don't tell mom. I was like, all right, obviously did tell it, but yeah. So them I haven't. And I've told everyone. Yeah, yeah. So if you see my kids don't tell to show this Josh, right? Yeah, I, um, this, my dogs were out going a bit mad. They've been chasing this fox quite a lot in the garden.

And then they nearly got him the other day. I didn't think a dog could catch a fox, but whippets are so fast. They chased it and then, as it jumped out of the fence, one of them bit orange fur in his mouth just running around. It's quite funny. Have you got a picture? No, I haven't got a picture of that, but I have got a picture of what they brought in the other night. So have a look at this and I, you know, I was always, I don't think I really live in the country, you know, sort of, yeah, sort of, the 725, but when this happens in your house, you sort of, I think you have to accept the you are countryside.

I don't know this ever happened to you when you was in the countryside, but I've just sent you a photo, we can put it on our Instagram. What the fuck? What? So that's my dog asleep. Do you want to t a deer. Fucking how. Has your dog done that or just found it? I think he's found it because it's quite clean. Yeah, it's quite a clean break. They can't get out of our sort of garden that's thing. So and there's definitely a deer leg in your garden. No idea. I mean the deer's obviously perished. No leg deer more him all right. Oh, come on, good stuff. Good stuff. But I imagine a fox has brought, or badger, has brought it in the garden and dropped it

or they've scared him off and grabbed it off him. And, but there was a babysitter sent us that photo. Fucking out. Fuck it out. Oh no. To the babysitter. You should reply, can you clean it up? We'll just have the bone.

Just clean the flesh off. If you could just cut cut the thoof off. Yeah, is it a hoof? Yeah, I suppose it is, yeah. Yeah, so she sent us that was on. The countryside is brutal isn't it. Yeah. Also I'm at the point now in my dogs where when I go for a walk or when they I let them out I sort of feel like I'd give him a good life. Yeah. They've got good food here it's warm. They know where we are.

If they get lost that's on them. Yeah, yeah. I've sort of given up on that responsibility a bit. Yeah, yeah. You can only do so much. It's an adult dog. It's. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. they. th. they. th. th. their. their. th. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. th. th. their. I I their. th. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. I I I I I I their. I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I. I I. I I I I. I. I I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll too. I'll too. I'll too. I'll too. I'll too. I'll too. I'll too. I'll give. I'll give. I'll th. I'll th. I'll the can only do so much. It's an adult dog. Yeah. He knows what it's doing. If he wants to get that, I can only, and I'll call it, don't get me wrong, but I'm not, you know, I think it's on them if they go missing that. Are you one of those people that would like take the dog to the shop? No. Well, no, not really. Because I thie if you if you if you if you if you you they if you they if you they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they. they. they they. they. they. they. their their their their their th. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can. I can. I can. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I that. I that. I can. I that. I can. I can. I th. I can. I can. I th. If th. I th. If th. If th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I tie. I tie. I tie. I tie. I tie. I tie. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I think if you tie a dog up at the front, they can't, especially whip-its, sometimes would get nicked if they're seen out and about, because they can be, whip-its are used for hair-courcing, which is legal. But it's difficult for me to dance around this subject, but there's a certain, a certain type of person that would use a whip to catch animals in the wild. So if they're driving past, they might see that and steal a whip it. Yeah, so they're quite sought

after to be knit whip it. They'll whip it away. So yeah, also I think the dog, sometimes a dog will just howl a bit and you know, so I just normally leave the dogs at home when I go shopping. Fair enough. A little bit insight into into dog the dog the dog the dog the dog the dog the dog the dog the dog to to the dog to to the dog in to the dog to the dog to the dog the dog to the dog the dog the dog the dog the dog the dog the dog the dog the dog the dog to to to to to the dog to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their their their their their the the the the the thi the the the the the the the thi the the the thi the thi the the thi thi thi the the thi thi their the dogs at home when I go shopping. Yeah fair enough. Fair enough. A little bit insight into my dog life there. A bit of an insight into dog life. Oh this happened right so it was going up to London okay. They were going up to the theater so I went up with them because I had a bit of pizza express, big up pizza. Yeah I love pizza. You know me. And I got a shout out. Anyway so I got got a the the the the the the the the the to go go go go go go go go go go. I got. I got to go. I was going. I was going. I was going. I was going. I was going. I was going. I was going. I was going. I was going. I was going. I was going. I was going. I was going. I was going. I was going going. I was going. I was going. I was going. I was going. I was going to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the things. I was going. I was going. things. things. things. things. things. I was going. things. things. I was going. I was going. I was going. I was going. I was going then, but on the train up, my daughter was cold, okay? And it's pretty chilly, in it, it looks sunny and hot, but it's cold at the moment. Freezing cold, I was holding a coat. And she went, I'm cold, I'm so cold. And she went, I went, put your coat on, she went, no, I don't to wear it. But I went, but I'm cold, and I'm, but I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I, I, I, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it. It. It. It. th. th. th. th. th. thee, thee, thee, thee, thee, thee. thee, thee, thee, thee, it's thee, it's thee, it's thee, it's put it on. She went, no, it went, we'll be cold then. And I went, I don't care about you being cold if you're refusing to put a coat on. I think that's fair.

Put the coat on and if you're still cold, we'll work it out. But let's at least, yeah. Let's try this one. Do you know what I mean? they're eight and six now, so I'm getting to the point where I don't want to be mean, but you can't let them be babies. No. And why? And I'm like, oh, come here my baby. I'm like, well, no, you're eight, put your fucking coat on. I, Rob, I just think, take the coat. Take the coat. They have, they, that was the biggest mistake. They have the. That was, I. That, I. That, I. That was, I. That was, I. That was, I. That was, I. That was, I. That was, I. That was, I. That was. That was. That was. That was. That was. That was. That was. That was. That was. That was. That was. That was. That was. That was. That was. That was. That was, the biggest. They. That was. That was. That was. That was. That. That was. That. That, their. That. That, their. They. They. That, their. I. I. I. I, the. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. That was, the. I. I. They. They. They. That was, the. That was, the. They. They. That was, the. They. I. They. I. That was, the. I. I, the. That was. That was, the. That was, the. That was, the. I, the. I. I done was the day I insisted my daughter when she was like two, had to put our coat on to leave the house. And we got caught in this really long, like 45 minutes standoff where she wouldn't put the coat on. And it was like, such bad parenting. Yeah, but you're learning. Yeah, yeah, I'm not like, but now. You do it every morning now. Now it's like I'll take the coat and You can make the call. Yeah, exactly because you will because they will make the call

Yeah, but don't look at me in the eyes how I'm cold or refuse to put a coat on. I mean like that against a point like you're taking the piss It's like me going. It's a pizza. I'm hungry. I'm hungry. There's a pizza here. I'm hungry. Well that, yeah, that comes up obviously when you, are you hungry enough to eat something that you're not that fussed about or you hungry for chocolate is kind of the situation, isn't it? People get much colder than me. I, yeah. I went to school yesterday. Yeah. I went to school yesterday. I went to school yesterday. I'm a hot man. You're always warm. I'm always warm. I went to school yesterday in just t-shirt and jeans. There was a woman in gloves. Gloves!

I've never seen you cold. No, I'm never cold. You've never complained about it. And I've been on tour of you up north in the winter. And also a normal coat, you don't really go hardcore of a big giant coat. I I I I I I't wear a giant I can't wear a jumpers woolly jumpers are totally out the question Yeah, I'm not you know when you see like a Christmas film and they've got a big thick FAA. I won't be wearing a cable knit jumper and I go oh that looks I do that and I do I do that and I don't start stripping I'm like topless the top top top the top top top top top top top top top topless topless topless topless topless I'm not tops I'm not tops tops tops tops tops tops tops tops I'm not tops I'm not tops toplip. I'm not tops I'm not tops I'm not tops I'm not tops I'm not tops I'm not tops I'm not tops I'm not tops I'm not tops I'm't be wearing a cable knit jumper until I die.

Like not I probably won't want to die maybe I'll be buried in one but like I think I think that's good because I think you don't want to be that you know you see those really skinny old granddad's that freezing all the time you want to have a little bit of lump on you and deal with the heat and then when you get older it'll level out. Exactly, exactly. But I'm on a hip, I'm on a fitness journey now Josh. Are you? What an online trainer and I'm counting my calories. Yeah, I heard this actually from the people at the Sky dinner. Yeah, well done. The head of Sky saying that you ate all of Romish's lettuce.

Yeah, well done. The head of Skye that you ate all of Romish's lettuce. Yeah, I you've been eating Rommish's lettuce mate. I ate his tomatoes and he's gone right to the top. Yeah, I did eat a bit of his lettest but also that was quite a hard dinner to put into my, so basically I've been logging what I eat and the online trainer guy because he did, he helped Lloyd lose weight. Yeah, and I've always gone. he lost loads weight and I've tho. He their their their. He's their. He's their. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tho. thoomeree. thoomorrow. thoomorrow. thoome. Yeah. thoomorrow. I'm. I'm toe. Yeah. Yeah. I'm. Yeah. I'm. Yeah. I'm. Yeah. I'm. I'm. I'm. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I's. Yeah. I's. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I. Yeah. I. Yeah. I. I. Yeah. Yeah. I. I. Yeah. Yeah. I. I. Yeah. I. Yeah. Yeah. I's. Yeah. I. Yeah. Yeah. I. I'm th. I'm t. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm t. Yeah. Yeah. I'm t. I'm to. I'm t. I to. I'm t. I'm t. I t. I t. I to. I th. I th. properly because of my schedule and my job and they both do the exact same job as me yeah you know so I was like right I've got no excuses. What Romish does the exact same job as you times four? Yeah exactly. They're still managing to get to the time. I just haven't got time. That's how he's okay. Maybe maybe I could have to go to the gym when Romish was running running running running running running running running running running running running running running running running running running running running running running running running running running running running running the the to to to the to to the to the to the to the the to to the to the the to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the same. I the same. I's the same. I's the same. I's the same. I's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the times. I times. I times. I time. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. my bed watching football asleep. Yeah. But I am anyway because I've been doing like so quite sensible like bald eggs with a little

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Shout out to Emma Thompson. Not the Emma Thompson. But I sat down at my table. Yeah. And the name plate next to me was Emma Thompson. And I thought we're fucking on here. This is great. We've got Stephen Mangan, Tom Davis. Phil Edgar Jones, he's like the head of entertainment and Sky Arts. I'm like it's going. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to me to to the to to to me to me to me to me to me to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thom. S. S. S. S. S. Emma the the thom. Em. Emma thom. Em. S. Emma tom. Em. Emma tom. Em. S. S. Emma thome. S. S. S. Phil Edgar Jones, who's like the head of entertainment and Sky Arts. I'm like, it's gonna be Emma Thompson. You're brushing shoulders with a big wig, yeah. Shout out to Emma Thompson, head of Sky PR, wonderful woman. Not the one you was expected.

No, but huge fan of the podcast. She is a big fan of the podcast, big fan of smart TV. Yeah, lovely, perfect. Good for us. She loves us, Rob. She will definitely be listening to this. And I should say, she was more interesting than the real Emma Thompson would have been. Yeah, I think so. Yeah, no disrespect to the real Emma Thompson. Anyway, who's probably listening?

Yeah, who's probably listening. So why was your fun spun? Well, because we get there, everyone's got a bottle of tequila at their table. I've got a bottle of, I've got a bottle of little skulls of tequila that's just plonked a bottle of non-alcoholic tequila in front of my table. I tried, did you try something? The way it comes over, who's the vegetarian, up goes my hand? People are looking at me and going, fucking out, he's going, he doesn't know how to have a laugh, does he? Fucking out. The thing is, the way you act, it looks like your shit face, covering the face

in water. I, oh, you know, talking about, people listening, you know when I was talking about the going to the Arsenal game, yeah. And I was trying to work out who I was a last minute replacement for. The CEO Vin met the switch back and said it was the Adidas, Adidas, CEO. Oh, well, that's good. That's a good replacement. Yeah, it's a good replacement. A good replacement. You know, he's got more time than this house now. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, there we go. Right, anything else we want to go through before, any other, what's been going?

I don't feel we'd talk about apparent enough, but they just, yeah we do. We've talked about miming at a birthday party. We've talked about the chocolate draw. Oh, yeah. cross-country who didn't talk about that? No, she went daddy, my heart hurt. I fucking ate it cross-country. I know, but I'm trying to not, I'm try to not push that. I've got, I finished, when I did cross-country, out of the whole year, which was about 300 kids, I came second, I came, second to last. And then, so basically last was another kid like me that was at a few extra pounds, but a few more than me.

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you are gonna be humiliated. And you know what's gonna happen? You'll probably be the first one out and everyone thinks I'm like, sorry, anyway, enjoy the bleep test. Well no, so this is really interesting because I spoke to, I was speaking to my therapist, I'll speak to a therapist probably once every now and again when we're hosting the Baftas in a few weeks. So I'll speak to him before that because it's a big event and that's when my brain can get a bit frazzle because it's a the th., I I I I I I I I I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm sort, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I, I, I, I, I, I, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th, th, th. th. th. thi. thi. t. tea. tea. tea. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. the, as in a few weeks. So I'll speak to him before that because it's a big event and that's when my brain can get a bit frazzled because it's a lot of pressure where day to day,

I'm sort of pretty on an even kill. And there's a leap test of the Bafters this year as well. Yeah, of course the opening. And Romance, you know, I'm the opening, and Romance, I's, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, the, the, the, the, tha, tha, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, t, t, t, t, t, t do that, but I've never been confident enough to like, like, I've never been confident in my body or sort of physical stuff because of like bad memories from school. And he was, was chatting about, he was sort of saying that like, you know, you've got a psychologically believed to be someone who's fit and healthy and eats well and is in shape because you can't allow that, you know, when you think of yourself like what so if you think of yourself like at school in PE or even when you go to

the gym now what words come to my I went slow fat and shit you are slow you are fat and you are shit I was like oh my god yeah so exactly you know we need to to change that we need to reframe that we need to reframe that we need to reframe that we're gonna go with big-boned tortoise. And we're going to keep shit because you were shit. Yeah, you were shit. Let's keep shit. We're not miracle workers here. Some some things are true. Not all imposter syndrome is wrong. Sometimes you shouldn't be where you are.

Have you had that when a comedian or go to you? I think I've got imposter syndrome. You think you're shit, mate. I've seen you actually. I've got imposter syndrome. You're just not very funny. Anyway, so I've got I'm in the process of try to to to to to to to to to all the stuff so I'll let you know how I get on but I'm trying to not put that on my children and I haven't yet so I told you before Michael will tell you about

my issues with PE. Should we save that for next time? Let's save it for Friday because I want to hear your issues of PE. Should we the big the big the big th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th that that that that that that that that to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. I th. I th. I th th. I th. I th. I th th th. I th th th th th. I th th. I th. I th th. I th th th that the the the. the. the. theeeeeeeeee. theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. I'm to to to to to th it. And I want to hear your issues of PE. Fucking out. Right, should we do a big, a small business shout out? Should we do a big business shout out? You gotta get a Nat West. The guys and gals at Google are doing a great job. Hey Josh, just listening to the Sarah Barron episode and wanted to write in with a small business shout out after your chatloon, L-O-O-N, a rental company in London. We help people try these products that they've always wanted, like

Unipizovans and Green Egg BBQs, without having to buy, store and clean them. I wish I'd done that. We deliver in London and surrounding areas a time that seats you. If like Rob, you're trying to work out whether you're a meat-oker or not, why not try a green egg before you splash out buying one? It's a bit like us with computer games Rob. Me and my fiance, Amelia, a huge friend of the pod. Give us a shout out. If anyone wants to try a green egg on his Tuesday loony brisket session you can find us at W.W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-Ncc-Nc-Nc-Nc-Nc-Nc-Sh-Sh-Sh-Skkkkkknenenenenenenec-I's a the-I's a bit. It's a bitthah. It's a bit. It's a bit a bit, it's a bit, it's a bit, it's a bit, it's a bit, it's a bit, it's-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a''-a'niphauhauhauhauhauhauhauhauhauhauhauhauhauhauhauhauhosehosehosehosehosehosehosehosehosehosehosehoseh. It's a-Skkkkkkkkkkkneuuice. thuhllllllthis stuff. Josh, exciting news from the world of podcasts. I don't know if you've seen it. I don't think there is such a thing, but yes. Yes, there is. So friend of the show and National Treasure, Natalie Cassidy. Oh, love Nat Cass. Has released her new podcast, Life with Nat. I've listened to it. It's really good. Me too. It's brilliant. And not only do we to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. thi. thi. thi. thi. tho. tho. tho. the. the. tho. the the the tho. the the the the the the the listened to it. It's really good. Me too. It's brilliant. And not only

do we think it's great, and you know, to be to be really honest, it's a show that we've co-produced with Nat. She came on the show. She wanted to do a podcast. Me, you and Michael make podcasts for other people as well as us. We've helped Nat with this podcast and it's gone to number one in the charts. I know it's so exciting. I'm so happy for her. I'm so happy for her. It's great. This was I'm not sure she's still number one now, she was number one on Friday. So let's see if she's held strong over the weekend. But yeah, going to listen is a life with Nat. What's great right? She talks to her family. Like normally normally it's like, I'm not one to throw stones. It's. she's got is it a cousin or niece niece niece and the dynamic is so funny and her niece is so funny and mouthy and slags off Nat. Yeah it's great. It's like it's not like another podcast I know in that sense. No and also she's got a what's that number that she gives out and then she just rings up listeners. Yeah it's quality. But anyway well done that keep going give it a a a a a a a a a a a their a their a their a their a their a their a their a their a their their their their their their their their their their. their. th. th. th. th. th. th. their their. th. th. their. their. their. their. their. their. their their their their their their their their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. their. their. their. their. their. Yeah. It's quality. But anyway, well done that.

Keep going, give it a listen and a download and a review. Life with Nat is available now. Yes. Can I do one more other one quick on top of that, Rob? Just so if you've got kids and you're going on a journey, Harry Hill who has a guest who is brilliant. He has done a podcast called Are We There Yet? Which is as mad as Harry Hill we would expect and it is for parents and kids. It's a first family friendly podcast for parents and kids going on journeys and Harry Hill. to be a friend of the show.

And Harry Hill, friend of the show. And the friend of the show. the friend of the show. Well friend of the show. Friend of the show. Well done that. It's exciting. Thanks guys and thank you for all all the the the the th th th th th th th th th th th that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's the the the the the the the the their the their their their their the their their their their their their their. th. I I th. I thi. that's th. I that's th., friend of the show. Well done that. It's exciting. It's number one. Thanks, guys. And thank you for all the, I think, thank you very much everyone that listens. Because it's sort of, we just turn up and do this every week. But it's amazing the amount of feedback we get.

And yeah. You're still so supportive and listen. that we're very proud of. So thank you very much. Josh, I'll see you next time. See you next time. Goodbye. Bye. Hi. I'm Natalie Cassidy, and I've been wanting to do a podcast of my own for a very long time. And here it is. I'm going to be talking each week to family, friends, most importantly, you.

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