Parenting Hell with Rob Beckett and Josh Widdicombe - S8 EP35: The Scariest Kids Movies

Episode Date: May 7, 2024

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Hello, I'm Rob Beckett. And I'm Josh Winnockham. Welcome to Parenting Hell, the show in which Josh and I discuss what it's really like to be a parent, which I would say can be a little tricky. So, to make ourselves and hopefully you feel better about the trials and tribulations of modern-day parenting, each week we're chatting to a famous parent about how they're coping. Or hopefully how they're they're tha be hearing from you the listener with your tips, advice and of course, tales of parenting woe. Because let's be honest, there are plenty of times when none of us know what we're doing.

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on my ass. Oh my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Let's not do that. We don't need this. It's a great night. You've got some comedy, you've got lovely dinner. We don't need this. But yeah, I got reminded of that because I did an awards last night in the same venue. And the DJ come up to me and said, oh I listened to the podcast. I was like, oh yeah, have you got kids? Yeah, Juan. He went, when I first started listening before we had kids. I was like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, the the their their their their their, thii. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. tho, tho, tho, tho, I was, I was, let's, we've, we've tho, we've tho, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've got, we've got, we've got, we've got, we've got, we've got, we've got, we've got, we've got, we've got, we've got, we've got, we've got, we've. I's, we've. I's, we've. I's, we've. I's, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've to. I's, we've to. I'm, we've got, I'm, I'm, let's got, let's got, let's got, let's got, let's got, let's got, let's got, let's got, let's got, I've got, I've got, I'm not, I'm not, we've got, we've got, I'm not before we had kids, I was like, oh, maybe this is just like the worst case scenario for having kids, like all the stories. And he went, then once I had a kid, I realized it is just the norm.

And that today, before I come to work, my daughter said she needed a poo, but then she did a poo in a nappy, pulled a nappy, put a nappie down, before I could get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get their... And then. And then. And then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, then, the. And, the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the norm actually mate. That's the worst case scenario. I've never had that. So, but he listened to us thinking it was a worst case scenario, but his reality was worse. It was reality is worse. Actually, we're living a easier parenting life than he is. Well we are now. I'm gonna run a nappy, volleyed. No, but I've sort of grabbed one. You know when you sort of like I was that in a that bag and you put your hand in, he's like, oh my god, it's a fucking nappy. Oh, God. Trying to find a bin for a nappy when you're at someone's house, it's always quiet. I've got a napy. I've got a napi. Why don't you just put it in the normal bin they go, no, it's not it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it's not, it's not, I, it, I, it's a, oh, oh, oh, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I. I, I, I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I's, I's, I's a. I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm trying, trying, trying, trying, trying, trying, trying, trying, trying, trying, trying, trying, trying, eping. What would you, would you go, if it was in a nappy bag,

would you be alright with it in the normal bin? Not if it was a proper big, like, because it's weird. When they're babies, it's like nothing, but when they get to about two and they're still in nappies, it's a perfumed bag, where should I pop it? I still don't think it'd be okay if you did it in the street bin either. Where are you gonna put it? No, I mean your own shit. No, obviously, no, yeah. But I normally go to the toilet but I'd normally go to their toilet. I'm to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to to the to to their to their their their to to their to their their their their th. I'd th. I'd th. I'd thi. I'd thi. I'd thi. I'd thi. I'd thi. I'd thi. I'd th. I'd th. I'd th. I'd th. I'd th. I'd th. I'd th. I'd th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'd th. I'd th. I'd th. I'd th. I'd to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to thi. I'd to to to thi. I'd thi. I'd in the wheelie bin out in the front of your house. Yeah, yeah. No, I think, I just think with your own shit.

You've got to go with you, you've got to go to the toilet or leave. Josh, you have, I don't know why this isn't a debate. If you need to go to the toilet at someone go home. I've never suggested you shit in a bag. Oh good I'm just correcting you. Right. I'm just clear out. I'm not shitting in bags. Where should I pop this? How are you Josh all right? Yeah I'm good actually. I'm fine. Do you ever use the nappy bin? Like for others? oh you haven't got a nappy bin anymore, have you? No, but we never really had a nappy bin. We always just used to put it in the outside bin, like straight away kind of thing. We didn't have a-

We've got one of those nappy bins a bag or just a nappy straight in a little section of the bin? So you've got this bin, it's so difficult to describe it's unbelievable. What's it called? Can I look at it that'll help? Nappy bin? okay brilliant, thanks for that. So is it Tommy Teepe? Twist and and this is it. Twist and click. Twist and click. Okay, right. Yeah, I've got it now. And you put the nappy in, you kind of force it down.

Yeah. And then it goes in and you turn it and it creates, each things kind of almost in its own suction to keep the. Right, he almost vacuums it so he doesn't smell okay that's a good it's great but occasionally I'll just walk past and I'll be like oh put that yeah but then it's just a haunting you've got a haunting reminder of a tube of shit that needs sorting yeah it's yeah because I mean you taking that out in the one go because you don't want it fill it up in one go it's it's mad when you take it's mad when you take it out in one go. You've just got this kind of shit snake. We've got like a metal bin out in the garden for dog poos that like we'll bag them up and put them in there and then I'll do that in one go. But I tell you what, I had the idea in winter.

Oh God, when it comes to summer, that's going to be awful. How much for you to get in that bin now and do the rest of the past bin? I couldn't get in the bin because it's quite a small bin. All right. But to put my head, to open it, I put my head in it, and not lift it up and pull it on my head in it, but just to put your head in it, but if you're sick, you lose the money, it'd have to be, I think, I don't think I could. Do you think you would be sick? I think I would be sick. So it'd be pointless because I wouldn't get the money.

So I'd have to do it for a large amount. Yeah, best thing to do in that? I think I don't see what your other option is really? What with dog food? Yeah. Well no, you could go and like put it in your, when you take the black bin out, you could put them in there. But what I normally do is store a few in there and then when I take the black bin. the toys. the things. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th th th th thin th thin thin thin thin thin thin thin thin thin thin thin thin thin tho tho tho tho the tho thin thin the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tho tho th th th th th th th th th th th things. things. things. things. things. things. things. thin thin thin thin things. to thooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. to to to to to in there and then do it in like a dog. Having a dog is mad. Two, two dogs. Two dogs, yeah it's bad. It is stupid actually. I like walking them. I really enjoy walking them but just I struggle when I come home and they're really excited to see me and I've been out all day. I've just got nothing in the tank here lads. Yeah, the energy is gone. It's all right when Lou and the kids the kids the kids the kids the kids the kids the kids the kids the kids the kids the kids the kids the kids the kids the kids the kids the kids the kids the kids the kids the kids the kids the kids the kids their their their their their their their their to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to. I to. I to. I to. I. I. I. I. I. I. I's. I. I's. I's. I's. I's. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm their. their. their. their. their. their. their. toooooo. too. too. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm just got nothing in the tank here, lads. Yeah, the energy is gone. It's all right when Lou and the kids are at home because then they get loads of attention, but when Lou goes away or the kids go away and it's just me and the dogs, I'll get up, I'll walk him in the morning and then if I'm out for a long day I might get the dog walk to do another walk in the afternoon so they're not not not not not not not not they not they not they not they're not they're not. they're like, what are we doing then? Let's come back, it's like I'll drive in at a stag do at the midnight.

But I think that's because they're young as well. The older dogs don't care, he just sort of sits on the sofa. But yeah, that's my dogs. I think that's a lot of poo there, don't we? Josh, thanks. a, oh by the way, my daughter's entered a poetry competition at school, you know yeah, and she's written a her, it's about, do you need a poem about dreams? She's written one about having nightmares. Oh, and just, well that's a good twist? Well, is it?

Well, is it? Well, is it? Well, it's like, it need calmness in my head. I'm like, oh my fucking God. I've got here. What have I got here? Shipp up the old block, that's right. Got your baby reindeer on the case here. So hopefully she should just express in herself not crying for help, but we'll find it.

But you know, if it gets her into the next round of the comp. If it helps, Rob, I always find with comedians, yeah. The ones that feel the darkest, actually you're quite a good, you're quite a good exception to this. Yeah, but I'd say the ones, and this is a good rule of thumb if you're watching TV at home.

The darker ones, generally are angrier ones, yourumpier ones, your Rameshers, your Jack D's, yeah, your Frankie Balls are good example, quite soft, nice Pete, do you know what I mean? When they're not, they're getting something out in their art, but actually they're often the kindest and nicest, whereas the ones that are going on about how nice they are the whole time. They're the ones you want to fucking watch. They're the serial killers. They're the fucking social paths, mate. And we all, we both know, yeah.

You can express it maybe, do you know what? I heard a, I read a good thing. I followed this Instagram account that I got recommended that has like, occasionally quite trite stuff on it about what does trite mean like cliched kind of life like I'm just you know live every day like it's your last yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah that kind of stuff but there's there's some good stuff love yourself live live love yeah yeah yeah trust women stuff stuff like that yeah yeah yeah yeah exactly they'll

they'll always they're snakes and they will, absolutely. Yeah, but it was cool, it said, why good parents have naughty children? Right. And I read it and I thought that's a really good, should I read it to you? Yeah. Because it's quite good for this podcast, isn't it? It's the perfect place. Yeah, imagine two very different kinds of families, each around their own dinner ta tod. tiiiiii. their th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. their thi. their their their their their thi. Yeah. Yeah. thi. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. th. th.. th. th.. th. th..... It. th.. th. Yeah. It. th. Yeah. It. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. the the th. the the th. the the th. the the th. the th. the th. th. the th. the the the the thi. the th. th. th., imagine two very different kinds of families, each around their own dinner table on typical evening. In family, the one, the child is very well behaved. They say how nice the food is, they talk about what happened at school. They go off and finish their homework, their homework is going, they talk about what happened at their homework, they go off, and their homework, when they're done. In family, to family to family to family the family to family to their family, thea, thea, thea, thea, thea, thea, thea, thea, thea, thea, thea, thea, thea, thea, thea, their, thea, the, the, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their slam the door. It looks like everything's going well for family one and very badly for family two, but if we look inside the child's mind we get a very different picture. In family one the so-called good child has

inside them a whole range of emotions that they keep out of sight, not because they want to, because they don't feel they have the option to be tolerated, but they really are. In family two, the so so so so so so so so so called, the so called, the so called, the so called, the so called, the so called, the so called, the so called, the so called, the so called, the so called, the so called, the so called, the so called, the so called, the so-a, the so-a, the so-in. the so-in. their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their so-in. their so-called, their so-called, todd. today, so-called, so-called, so-called, so-called, so-called, so-called, so-called, so-a. their so- environment is warm and strong enough to absorb their aggression, anger, dirtiness or disappointment. As a result, there's an unexpected item. The good child is heading for problems in adult life typically to do with excessive compliance and unbearably harsh conscience. The naughty child is on the way to healthy maturity, which comprises spontaneity, resilience and a sense of self-acceptance. Right, okay, that's one way looking at your kid being a prick, isn't it? It is, isn't it? Love it's a real get-out that, isn't it? But yeah, so but then it sort of works one way we go, right? Actually, if they're doing that, that's because they're so chilled, they can express themselves. But then he's sort of like, is that implying that you should say that, to say that, to say that, that, that, that, to say that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, is, that, is that, is that, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is that, is, is, is, is, is the the the the the the the the the the the the the they, they, they, they, they they they. thi, thi, that's they. that's they. that's they. that's that's that's they. that's they. that's that's, their, is,to your child, stop doing your homework, you know what. Smear some shit on the wall.

That's too much. That's not, I mean, I think everyone should express themselves, but not that much. I have a bit of common decency. Put a British stick up a lip. Josh, we've got loads of correspondence here, mainly the cat water scandal. So for anyone that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that th is that th is th is th is thamamamam that that that that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's to that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's is that's is that's is that's is that's is that's is that's is that's is that's is that's is that's is that's is that's is that's is that's is that's is that's is that's is to bea. to bea. to bea. to bea. to bea. to bea. to bea. tooes. tooes. tooes. tooes. tooes. toa. tooes toa. toa. too. too. tooes tooes. that's that's that's that's that cat water scandal that we need to address. So for anyone that didn't listen, Josh admitted that he has a-

Well, I didn't admit, and there's no admission. I just said, I don't feel I've got, I don't feel like admit implies I've done something wrong. Well, I think that's the problem for you. Well, you don't think you've done anything wrong. No. Right, okay. You admit to a crime. Well, if you didn't listen, Josh says that when he has a glass of water, his cat's allowed on the table and sometimes... Well, the cat is allowed on the table. Yeah, that's fine. Yeah, so the cat's allowed on the table. So sometimes the cat will we in the kitchen?

No, I just obviously pour it away and get a new water. Okay. They did a different glass. But say it's my bedside table and it's 4 a.m. and the cat drinks from my water and then I want a drink of water. Have you seen the cat do it? I got woken out it's a loud old drink of that good. Oh my god. No that is it's not. Well I'll tell you what the listeners said. Fucking rotten, that was one. I got to repeat a few times. The rankest thing I've ever heard. I mean that's that's they've got they would have hated the first hour of first ten minutes of this. the the the the the the the the the the their. T their. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. their th. th. T. T. T. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. T. I'll. I'll. T. I'll. T. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll t. I'll t. I'll tell. I'll tell. I'll tell. I'll tell. I'll tell. I'll tell. I'll tell. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll this podcast. Well the well no because you're not eating the shit after you've bagged it up in the nappy sack are you? This is that's the difference. The response has been and this is I quote this from Michael that deals with all of our correspondence actually there's a team now Michael and the team that has been universal disgust well that's fine. Maybe his calls for him to be cancelled. Right, I'm asking about Inset Days.

We've got a lot of heat in the inbox saying, inset days are essential, Josh. No, no reason why. That was just, we've just been told as essential. Give us your reasoning, because I want to learn. Yeah, and why don't you try being a teacher to think it's easy? No, I don't think it's easy. I think it's very hard, but... Can I just quickly say they all gave very detailed, long reasons why they were essential, but it was so dry and boring.

Oh, so that's what you're saying? Well, don't put words in my mouth, I'm just saying. The reason I didn't add them all there, because it would be like doing an insect day yourself reading that email. Right, okay. No, fair enough, so they did send stuff. Okay, well, if you're upset by that, um, that's a shame. that they gave a reason, Michael? Did they couldn't do it on the last Friday, their too'n't, that was the telling point is that I don't believe anyone did. So they argued for the merits of Inset Day.

And a lot of them said, yeah, I'm totally in favor of Inset Days. I'm totally in favor of them. They did say, yes, they are boring and a waste of time and there's a lot of repetition. But they're kind of duty, I believe, I'm not saying cut your holiday short. What I'm saying is can we have them halfway through the term? So you get a shorter week halfway through the term. When you'd like that rather than on the first day back when it's extending the holiday. That's what I would like in set days. Yeah, and I think that's fair.

And obviously teachers do an amazing job and it's very hard and I do think they need the holidays because the kids wouldn't be able to take any more information in and it's too much to teach the kids non-stop all year but the inset day needs work and I think that's a fair bit of feedback from a couple of parents right Josh yeah yeah just chill out out you can't back down now you'll pull out the glass of to the to the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the to the the the the the the the the the the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their their their their their their. the their their their their their their their their their their their the the the the the the the the the the the try. try. try. try. try. try. try. to. try. try. t over. Have a little look of that. Now, alright, let's do some more correspondence. I've got Boomer parenting here, Josh, what do you fancy? I've got Boomer parenting hax and tips? I've got funny things your kid says, sleep over disaster.

Am I a modern Boomer? Instant regret stories? Call cheating. Should we do that? Yeah. Cool cheating. Here we go. Hello, Robin Josh, listening to your latest correspondence episode and it reminded me of an amazing and completely true caught cheating story that happened to someone I know, but I wish to remain anonymous. But I wish to remain anonymous. And this is from Julio in Penzance. So, no joke, I've made that up. But I wish to remain anonymous. So a friend of mine is at work and the girl in the office

brings in leftover Domino's pizza from the previous night and leaves it in the canteen. Whilst he's in there helping himself to a slice, he realizes the address on the box is his mate's address. Confused he goes home and tells his wife who then calls her best friend, who happens to be the wife of the husband's friend. Oh my god. Oh God. Turns out he'd been seeing the pizza girl in his own home whilst his midwife wife was doing night shifts. Oh my God. Unless someone's asleep upstairs. Oh oh that's awful. Found out by the pizza box they are now separated obviously that is awful. That is fucking insane. Oh my God. Incredible. Oh, that address on the...

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bastards. I'd say the least sexy, least sexy meal to me up. Should we have a dominoes then have sex? I don't think I could muster a wank after a dominoes, never mind full sex. That is, that is carving me out. You can stick that on your posters, dominoes if you want. Yeah. So it's, I, it's so filling. I'd be so big and bloated after a dominoes. That's the last thing you're on a week before you're trying to get off with someone, isn't it? Yeah. Oh, that, oh that isn't good. Yeah, so he just noticed that it was his friend's address. But then he sort of dubbed in his mate, but then that's fair enough, I think. You can't keep that as if it's your own friends. What do you think is the, and this is like a kind of moral question. Yeah. I was at a charity event.

Yeah. And you know you hear things about famous people? Okay. Like that they're shaggers or whatever, yeah? You've heard that about various people. Yeah. And I was put on the table with this guy and his wife. I've never met him before.

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comes out I think no one really wants to live with that guilt all the time you want to be caught at some point. Yeah Jesus I've got a revenge. Yeah. Hi Robin Josh, I love the podcast. I wanted to share with you this story for when I was at a primary school. My best... I just asked, did we solicit for cheating and revenge stories? I don't even remember... I think once we said, how would we react if we caught our partner's cheating and we were worried that we're trying dressed being beaten up by a naked, me almost our naked wife watches. So we, I think we agreed we just shut the door and walk away, stoically. Yeah, yeah. And just start driving. Yeah.

Yeah. Don't know where to. Just drive, listening to blur. So my best friend and I were in year five. we would hang our bags up outside the classroom in the corridor and go inside for lessons, returning to our bags to get our lunch boxes at lunchtime. My friend started to complain to her mom that she wasn't getting her favorite chocolate bar in her lunchbox and asked her mom why.

Her mom replied saying she was putting her chocolate bar in and she didn't know where it was going if my friend wasn't eating it. It turns out it was been stolen from her lunchbox in her bag on the coat hook in the corridor. So it says her friend's chocolate bar's been stolen by an unknown person. Anyway, my friend's mom then decided one day to carefully open the wrapper of the chocolate bar and syringing some chili power.

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evidence needed to say the teeth of the children. Yeah, I had visions of like a child crying in the school hall. Yeah. Because I'm screaming for milk. Yeah. That would be great for like a, um, that would be a really good bit in like a kid's book. Yes. Yeah. To the greedy boy. And then the whole room, the whole school hall would be silent and they'd be waiting to see who screams. But I do still, I think there's a better way

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Yeah, no one's putting a yorky in. No one's not theyork Well, we do, we don't do pat lunch. Right, okay, yeah, so if you, they have a snack box or packed lunch, but you can't put in crisps or chocolate bars. You can't put him through or breadsticks and stuff. But you can't be a laugh. A bit, a bit of baby bill. Oh yeah. Now Josh, we've got a public service announcement here. th. one. About kids, well we got another one about kids films. After speaking about honey I shrunt the kids and how upset my children got when one of the, I think was the ant dies, in it. Yeah, spoiler alert. Now we had a big response to this chat.

I think you can't be, yeah, I think 35 years after films come out, you've got to be allowed to discuss the plot. Yeah if Hale I trunk the kids to watch is still on your to do list you're not really getting stuff to... No it's not our fault if you're thinking we... yeah. Also as well you can be angry about avoid altogether for slightly younger kids. Well yeah they're not all said the reasons why but they've given one one is the witches. Yeah fucking out. That is all for. That was filmed in New Key. You can see if you go to New Key boring fact. Yeah they just use locals rather than getting any makeup teams in didn't they? It's good stuff. It's it? Good stuff, good stuff. When they transforming, that is...

Fuck it, you know. I haven't seen the new one, but the new one obviously got in serious trouble with the, Alex Brooker wasn't happy with it. Why? Because one of the disfigurements they decide to give the witches, even though it wasn't in the original film was three fingers on their their their their their their their their their their their the original book or in the original film, was three fingers on their hands to make them look more. That's mental.

Yeah. What are you saying that? Which is sort of like dinosaurs making that film and going, you know, I don't know, it's a thrown. Do you know, I'm just like, to stick a three fingers on you? different, isn't it? Surely being a witch is enough. I've got a broomstick and then start can put spells on you, but no, no, let's sort the fingers out, come on. Well, the witch is the one, ET, they said it's quite stressful. Yeah, I remember I cried at ET. E.T. is incredibly sad. Yes, I think it's the sadness part of that one. The end of ET when he says to Elliot, oh God I'm getting goosebumps. I get goosebumps thinking about it.

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Right, yeah. It's a pretty big deal. I don't know what year this would be. 89 I think. 89. So I was six. Right, okay. So I claimed I'd been to the cinema as well. I claimed I'd been to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be the cinema. to be the cinema. the cinema. the cinema. the cinema. the cinema. the cinema. the cinema. the cinema. the cinema. the cinema. the cinema. the cinema. the cinema. the cinema. the cinema. the cinema. the cinema. the cinema. I've the cinema. I've the cinema. I've the cinema. I've the cinema. I've the cinema. I've the cinema. I've the cinema. I've the cinema. I've the cinema. I've the cinema. I've the cinema. I've the cinema. I've the cinema. I've the cinema. I've the cinema. I've the cinema. I've been six. I've been the cinema. I've been the cinema. I've been the cinema. I've been the cinema. I've been the cinema. I've been the the the cinema. I've been the cinema. I've been the the the the cinema. I've been. I've been. I've been. I've been. I've been. I've been six. I've been six. I've been six. I've been six. I'd been to the cinema as well, because you don't want to go, I've not been to the cinema. So we all get in to sit down. But imagine a cinema where you were as well, 32 inch. But honestly, the Alexandra's theaer in you and I can't still be there, can it? It was so small. It's so small. Yeah. We all sit down. I'm thinking I'm getting away in my lie here that I've been to the cinema

And I'm about a foot higher than everyone else When did you find out what you was doing wrong? Well, it went. After about 10 seconds it just opened and I just sat straight down like on the seat luckily. You thought you just had to perch. I just thought that was the seat. I just thought the seat was... Oh Josh, you just perching there. Yeah. Oh yeah, so the other ones people have said, babe is quite sad, they said. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The never-ending story.

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The other ones people have said, Dumbo, that's sad. Dumbo the first one. Oh, Dumbo is so sad. Bamby obviously. Lambo before time. Land before time. That was a today. A warship down.

Did we do that one, can you? A relationship ending. Well, yeah, but they've got to learn at some point, haven't they? You know, love his futile and you come in alone, you go alone. Yeah, that's life. Yeah, there we go. Do you know what we watched when I was a kid? Yeah. Because did you watch th the th slip through the net? Yes. Do you ever seen, not was it called lawn, no was a lawnmow man? Yeah, but there was a novel one called like blood

pig or something? Because we watched, I think off the back of, because Gremlins, Michael, you'll know, was Gremlins okay for kids? Not really. No, not often. Not often. It was sort of pitched as a family film, but actually it was very, very unfriend. Yeah, that's a horror. Off the back of that, we watched critters, which is basically, have you seen critters, it's worse? It's worse. Critters is fucking mental.

Iraq-Fu-Fa-Fa-oh! Critts is fucking mental. Arachnophobia as well, I remember that. Oh, that, fuck that. Fuck that. Fuck that. I've got critters. I've not seen critters. Oh, it's like one of those, what are they called, those films from the 80s that are all bloody, what they called, Michael? Video nasties. Video nasties.

Yeah. . Tremors, I remember tremors. Arachnophobia is a classic because that's exactly produced by Steven Spielberg. So his ability to get stuff through the sensors that are totally unacceptable in a PG movie is insane. Right. A sequence where they find the old people who have been killed by the spiders and Arachnophobia. Oh my God. Oh my God.

Absolutely F that. Absolutely F that. Do send him more because I'm enjoying these. I would add also that do you, did you watch Stand by me? That's like a good. Oh God, yeah with a dead right. The bit where he gets the leech stuck to his dick. Yeah, that's not. I didn't like that. At all. Oh man. I remember watching Misery. You watch misery. Oh, it's fucking out. It! It is horrific! To be fair, these are on kids films. You're not listening to kids. I know, but they'd be...

When you had older siblings, Yeah. It's just... It had a clown in it. It, the new it was disgusted. I watched that as an adult and I absolutely hated it. We had babysiters one time and we had watched a film with them and there used to be trailers at the start of like old video store VHS's.

And I said to them, oh good next time, can you rent me that film that we saw the trailer for, and I think it was like the Disney-s Disney Disney Disney Disney Disney Disney Disney Disney Disney Disney Disney Disney Disney Disney Disney Disney Disney Disney Disney Disney Disney Disney Disney Disney Disney Disney Disney Disney Disney Disney Disney Disney Disney Disney Disney Disney Disney Disney Disney Disney Disney Disney Disney Disney Disney Disney Disney Disney Disney Disney Disney Disney Disney the their theiler for RoboCop on there. And I like nine years old I sat down and watched Robocop. And then the first 15 minutes of that, he gets so brutally murdered in this warehouse. And there's another sequence later where a guy gets like toxic acid poured all over him. He's like wandering through the streets, dying, going like, help me! I was just there on my own in the back room, absolutely traumatized. But do you know on the other side of that, do you know what was a really easy watch was Terminator and Terminator 2? Yeah, I love them.

They weren't that bad at all. They were really good for kids. It's quite funny seeing a man naked as well. Yeah it was great. Yeah, it was great. I loved it. I used to love the the the the the they. I to love. I to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their their their their their their their their their their tom. I was a really, I was a really, I was a tom. I was a watch. I was a tom. I was a really, I was a really, I was a really, their their their their. Yeah, their. Yeah, tom. Yeah, t. Yeah, t. Yeah, t. Yeah, t. Yeah, t. Yeah, t. Yeah, t. Yeah, to to to to to to to to to to to to tom. Yeah, I was a tom. I was a tome. I was a tomorrow. tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow sort of silly horror films, not like the really brutal ones and stuff, like Halloween H-2O and all that, like when I was a teenager we used to watch loads of them. I wasn't like a proper young kid, but Lou, I've never watched her. I've not seen a horror film for like 10 years because Lou you don't do horror. Loo can't watch them or she leaves every light on the light of the. And it, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, like, thi, like, like, like, like, like, like, when, when, when, when, when, when I, when I thi, when I was, like, when, when, when I was, when I was, when I was, when I was, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when I was, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when I thi, when I thi, when I's, when I was th's, tho, like, th's tho, like, like, th's, like, like, like, like, th's, like, like, like, like, like, like, th's, like, like, liketo watch it with people because it's fun to be scared but Lou cannot deal with it. Well you went to see the woman in black in the cinema because it's got

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Yeah. Worst thing was it was your date. Right, I've got a question, parent and advice and then we'll do some small business shout. Hello, this is from Dave from Boston in the USA. This is exciting. Now what would Rob and Josh do? Hello, Josh and Rob. I'm a bit of a quandary and I hope you can help. I used to have quite big hair. You can help with this, Josh. With it being curly, it would add substantial volume to the size of my head. Recently I had my hair cut short for spring, which was quite a transformation

in appearance. I don't know if I've ever had my hair cut for a season. Well I think your ears too, I've liked you a big air Josh. It's actually longer on top. So now I th like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to like like like like like like like like like like like. I to like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I've. I've. I've. I've. go long on top and short of the sides. But I liked it when it was all out. What, at the side? Yeah, fuck that. Why not? In 40, one.

No, it was, I don't like it long at the sides. Fair enough. Okay. Right. I've got a good tip for people with curly hair that genuinely as revolutionized my hair in the last, I mean I haven't been at a shower this morning, revolutionised my hair in the last week and it's solved a problem I've had for 20 years. You get in erections now? Shampoo your dick? God, thanks mate. Anyway, so Dave from Boston. Oh, no, that's what I thought that was what it was. What other problem you got then?

So, the day I wash my hair, it always goes really stray and it's all these problems. So I was saying to my hair, so I was like, what can I put in my hair that's good for curls? Yeah, because I've tried loads of different products and none of them they either set too hard or whatever. He said get out the shower, leave your hair wet and then having shampooed it and wash that out, get out of the shower, leave your hair wet hair, put a bit of conditioner in the wet hair and leave it in and it's the best my hair has ever felt unlooked in the last two weeks. Good work, Josh. There you go. I'm having a bit of a hair as a Renaissance.

No, I love your hair at the moment. At the moment, it's just, I've not had a shower yet, but it's, I'll get out. And it's so, because normally, getting your hair, especially for our job, we basically, the thoooes, their job, we need, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, the that they film and then you've got to go on stage or tell her you've got so it's hard to keep really looking all right but why do you get out the shower and just put moose in it and brush it all back and I look like an Italian gangster for an hour but then it drives and it dries all sits back lovely lovely. Lovely lovely you see Moose, spring. Moose, bring up-year-old son from daycare after his new haircut, but his son was terrified and cried all the way home.

This fear has now lasted all the next day and I can't approach my son without him shrinking back into my wife's arms. Oh my God. Now, should I embrace this newfound role as hated prior and enjoy being responsibility free for a few days, or should I continue to fight for my son's affection like a terrifying clown at children's parties, still in fear despite being my smiley jovial yourself? Kind of on the mum, I think. I think the mum's got to convince the son. She's got to shut all her air off as well. Yeah, exactly. I think that the mum has got the in with the son. The dad, if he approaches the son, it's only going to cause problems.

The mum's got to convince the son that it's fine for the dad to approach. Yeah, I think it will ease off over a few days. Yeah. And you've got also kids have to get to get to get to the the to get used to get used to get used to get used to get used to get used to get used to get used to get used to get used to get used to get used to get used to get used to get used to get used to get used to get used to get used to get used to get used to get used to get used to get used to get used to get used to get used to get to get to get the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their to to to to th th the. the. the. to to to tho. to to the. their their their the same thing for it. Maybe like the mom could show the dad affection like they could just like get off with each other or something. That'd be nice. But the thing is I think with a one-year-old, they can just decide to hate you anyway. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Before when Lou went out for the damn, I thought just screamed until I wife, until Luke, they thi. But, but, but, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, thi, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th. That's, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th.. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. that's, that's, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, thi. thi. and just enjoy a couple of days of not being wanted. Yeah. How much warmth was his hair bringing him in winter? They thought, I'm going to be too hot in summer. Josh, you're the man to know, you've had the same hair as this guy. You're the guy that I knowed.

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Right, let's do a small business shout out. I've got one here, Josh. Hello, you sexy and relatable bastards. OG, listener here from the lockdown days when I was child free. I now have a five-month-old named Madeline. I wanted to shout my parents' new fudge shop based in Yarmouth on the Isle of White. It's their new venture. We've already received an amazing response, but we love to welcome listeners too.

We are the Isle of White Fudge Company at Isle of White Fudge on Instagram. My dad makes all his own locally sourced Fudge in the shop, so come to see us and try for yourself. We're so passionate at what we do and we never work a day in our lives. See you next year Rob in pool. Stay sexy Alice. There we go. Me and I'm having an affair and we're going to meet in Paul for a pepperoni passion. Yeah, yeah. Don't worry, I'll bring something to the podcast the next day. What, the walk of shame with a dominoes. I would love a shout out for. In two ways. You've eaten a dominoes and you've had an affair. Double sho- he could, the point was the dominoes needed to leave the house.

Do you know what I mean? Yeah, because yeah, yeah, I reckon she's, yeah, maybe they've, she's left from having the affair and gone straight to work. And you're gonna have to take this because my wife's gonna say, why did you order Tuesdays, whoever it's got. Yeah, and why's it got an ass-cheeks print in the middle of it? Why do I use condom on top of it? It's just the lid of the garlic dip. I would love a shout for my 16-year-old son, small business, whip it world. Oh hello. No.

We'll love it as it sells whipt ornaments and gifts. Leave it out. No. Inspired by a little blue Whippet Rossi. He makes laser cut whip it silhouettes, whippets riding motorbikes, 3D printed whippets, resin whippets, Christmas whippets, a lot more. Fuck off. I've not, I've, look, this is a great business but I'm up to me neck and whip it stuff here. Lou. Lou, get on board athe. Loo, Lou thoo this on to you. the to to the to the to to the the to th. L. L. L. L. L. L. Li, th. Li, th. Li, th. Li, th. Li, th. Li, th. Li, th. Li, th. Li, th, th, th. Li, th. Li, th. Li, th. Li, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. Li, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th, th. Li, th. Li, th. Li, th. Li, th. Li, the, the, the, thi. Li. thi. thi. thi. thi. triwi. triwi. triwi. thi. thi. thi. thi. Li. Wi, thi, thi. world one. Etsy.com. He sells an Etsy. Lou. We'll forward this on to you. Check out his store. Whipit world one. Exe.com. He's just set up an Instagram account too and would love more followers. His Insta is Whippet World One. Thank you, Emma. P.S.

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