Parenting Hell with Rob Beckett and Josh Widdicombe - S8 EP42: George Lewis

Episode Date: May 31, 2024

Joining us this episode to discuss the highs and lows of parenting (and life) is the brilliant comedian, writer, and social media content creating sensation - George Lewis. You can listen to George's fantastic podcast 'Save it for the podcast' HERE His book 'DON'T PANIC!: All the Stuff the Expectant Dad Needs to Know' is available to buy wherever you get your books. And tour dates tickets and info can be found HERE Parenting Hell is a Spotify Podcast, available everywhere every Tuesday and Friday. Please leave a rating and review you filthy street dogs... xxx If you want to get in touch with the show here's how: EMAIL: [e-mail] INSTAGRAM: @parentinghell MAILING LIST: parentinghellpodcast.mailchimpsites.com  A 'Keep It Light Media' Production  Sales, advertising, and general enquiries: [e-mail] NEW ALBUM OF THE SAME NAME IS OUT MAY 10TH - PRE-ORDER HERE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hello, I'm Rob Beckett. And I'm Josh Winnockham. Welcome to Parenting Hell, the show in which Josh and I discuss what it's really like to be a parent, which I would say can be a little tricky. So, to make ourselves and hopefully you feel better about the trials and tribulations of modern-day parenting, each week we're chatting to a famous parent about how they're coping. Or hopefully how they're they're tha be hearing from you the listener with your tips, advice and of course, tales of parenting woe. Because let's be honest, there are plenty of times where none of us know what we're doing.

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Oh Rob. Great name. Go on. Am I going to like it or not? Well, shall I give you the shortening, which I think you'll like? Mm-hmm. The shortening is Barney. Okay, as in Barney, um, the dinosaur. Or yeah, or Barney Walsh? Yeah, is Barney short for Bernard. Well, it is in, because I like the name Barney, right?

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the Leasing of New Orders Barney Sumner, right? Say he's authentically working class. But this is Barnabus. Wow. That is bold, in it. No wonder he goes quiet when he's asked to talk about names. Barnabus. Where is he going to school? Where is he growing up? Nottingham. Oh, pray. Can everyone pray for Barnabus, please?

I've been to Nottingham. If it's in a certain part of Nottingham, if it's a bit of Nottingham that Carl Froch and Matt Foulder from, then Barnabas needs it or get him to a gym, getting boxing, get him fighting, get him on the protein. Barnabas, it's like a boy named Sue, but if he's going to a poshbit and not in a private school he might be alright. Just imagine walking into Securyschool, hello I'm Barnabas. No, he's Barnabas. Yeah, I know, but kids know. There was a kid at my school, his middle name was Frederick. He got absolutely battered for that. It's quite a normal name. Yeah, do you know what it was? It was so kids would have the shortening, but then a substitute

teacher would come in and they'd be given the full names and they'd read them out in the register and it would go fucking mental. I know for all good luck Barnabas. There was a there was a girl called Jenna which was fine. And then it was Geneavieve. Oh fuck. that's it was the the the the the the the the the that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's their that's their was that's their was their was that's that's that's that's that's. that's their was their was that's. that's their was their was their their their was their their their their. their. their. their their. their was a their was a their their was. their was. their was. their was. their was. their was. their was. their was. their was. their was. their was. their was. their was. their was. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the togue. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the was Genevieve. Oh, she didn't stand a chance. Genevieve. That's a national lottery machine. God I've missed you. God I've missed you. Oh, it's great stuff. So what's Barnabas' mom called? A bit avid listener since the beginning, and we're a rare night out to see you in Nottingham. Oh, well, well, we presume they're near Nottingham, they might be. Hopefully your tours will come through our city again soon, yes it's Nottingham.

I'm originally from Brighton. Oh, okay. Fair enough, that's where the behind us has come from. Thanks, Naomi. I'm doing Nottingham. I am doing Nottingham on tour. Giraffe, get tickets now. There to do it all, but... Well, you've already told us you've put back the photo shoot because you don't want the body you've got. I've never picked a comedian's tour on his body or her body. Yeah, but you haven't been to see Joel Dommet, have you? I've seen Joel Dommit more than any other comedian I think you started together. I could have seen Lunchtime club. I'm thioling the lunch. the lunch. th. th. th. th. to th. thinin. to to thin. to thin. thiolome. to thiolome. to to thiolome. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the to to to to to told. told. told. told. told. to told. I've to to told. I'm to the the the to the to the to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thoomea. I'm thoomea. I'm toda. I'm today. today. toldomea. tooombea. toldombea. tooombea. I've, Liam Williams and Ian Smith. I saw Joel Dommitt say, out loud, we're missing Hollyoaks for this, when we were at the gig,

and I remember, there was murmurs around the room, have you heard Joel's doing Russell, how it's good news? And he may as well have been Richard Pryor at that point, but I've seen Joel. I've actually been sending to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to tha, thoes, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thi, the the the thi, the the the the the the the the the the their their, out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. the, the, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, theanann' theann'eann'ean'e. their their the the the theannea, thean, thean, thoan, this is a bit of a confession, I've been sending photos to Joel Dommet, nudes of me, topless ones. Have you? Because he's interested in my fitness. You've been sending nudes to Joel Dommet. Well, he wanted to, he heard that I was trying to get fitter, and he wanted topless photos sent to him. Oh wow. So I didn't send the just before, but I've the the the the to the the the th.. I've th. I've th. I've th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to tho. tho. tho. the the tho. the the thooo. toldldole toole toole toole tool. toole told toole tojo. to told. toldrying to get fitted and he wanted topless photos sent to him. Oh wow. So I didn't send the just before but I sent him a one month update on my top. I send them a topless photo with no caption. He would love it. He was actually asked for it. I know it sounds weird but I'm like a bit

a geek on fitness and stuff and I love body transformation so if you but he kept on bugging me and I was like well I would but nothing's the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. He's th. He's th. He's top. He's toped. He's toped. He's tope. He's tope. He's topled. He's toped. I'm tape. I'm tip. I'm tip. I'm to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to t. I'm t. I'm t. I'm t. I'm the one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm t. I'm. I'm t. I'm t. I'm t. I'm t. I'm t. I'm t. I'm today. I'm today. I'm today. I'm today. I'm. I'm today. I'm today. I'm today. I'm today. I'm tod well I would but nothing's transformed yet. It's just two photos of me with the same body in different shorts. And at that point you are just sending nudes. That's just photos of bodies, not bodies transforming. Other than he did that a bit an hour later than he did the last one a month ago. But yeah, so we're doing that. But a big a Barnabus, good luck at school brother. I saw Joel this week. Did you? Yeah. What was he doing? At Stiffnick Central? What's Stiffnick Central? What's Stiffnick Central? The Chelsea Flower Show. Right, I had a look at you loattha. I the the the the th. I the the th. I th. I th. I the th. I the th. I the the th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. th. th. th. thi bua big big thin' thiolu and I thian big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I was th. I was thi. I was thi. I was that. I was that. I was. I was. I was. I've that that that thia'a'a' me wrong, you were there with Susie Ruffle, Tom Allen, Joel Dommet. Love all of you. I feel like I've got a lot in common of all of you guys. Yeah.

I saw some of the other people at right. First of all, why are you so smart. You look like you're in court on a tie like that what you have to wear a suit and tie well you don't have to wear a tie but I don't do you want a tie to go in a garden you're going to a garden who dresses up to go outside Monty Don do I tell you what I'd a meet with BBC and I didn't know Monty Don yeah they literally just couldn't compute and I was like, who's Monty Done? Because basically what they wanted with me to do a gardening show, right?

But the problem is, working class people don't watch gardening shows because their gardens are normally fucking tiny or just on a balcony. And then when you watch a garden show, you see some posh bloc, wandering around a fucking a garden the garden, you go, working, and the their their their their their their their their their their their their their they's, wan, wa, wa, wa, wa, wa, wa, wa, they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're their their they're they're they're they's, they's, they's they's they's they's, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their, their, we, we, we, me. Because my garden's time, our garden, growing up, had a shed in it and decking and patio. That was it, they don't, well, there aren't any grass. I mean, you literally just described my garden. Well, that's because it's in Chelsea. Well, that's because it's in Chelsea. Fair enough. Good, good, good, good decision. But. But. But, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their, their, their, the garden, the garden, the garden, the garden, the garden, the garden, the garden, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their. their. th. th. th. th. th. that, that, that, toda. ti. ti. today, today, ti. today, today, their their the. the called Chelsea? Because it's in Chelsea. Fair enough. Good, good. Do you know what? Good decision. I came at that a bit aggy, but I'll retreat. Well done. You know what, I had, we had a lovely day. It was good to see, uh, could see various people. It was just a lovely catch up. Was it fun there? Was it fun there? Lou wants to go and I'm tempted to to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go. to go. to go. to go. to go. to go. to go. to go. to go. to go. to go. to go. to go. to go. to go. to go. to go. to go. to go. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. Good good good good good good good good good good good good good. to. to. to. to. Good good good good good good good. to. to. to. to. to. Good. Good. to. Good. Good. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. the the the the the the the the. to. the. the to. the thea. to. thea. the the the the the the the the the the the the. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. I'm tempted to go but I think you might annoy me. I think Lou would love it. I think she needs to go as a plus one of Tom Allen. Right, okay. Do you like Rose? I don't like Rosé? I don't, I like Rose I think you'd get a bit pissed and have fun. Yeah, but then I don't think

me me that the other on the bucket hat. I've done this before and that kind of vibe don't really get me. I think Lou would love it. Lou would love it. Maybe Lou can go and she can take her mum or something next time to go without me. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't really see him.

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Why did he get to stay for the King? Because I think he's involved now. I think Tom... I didn't see it in the world of my family. Prince Harry. He'd be a great prince and future king. He'd be a wonderful prince, wouldn't it? He'd be shaking hands and talking to people. Oh my god, he'd be such a good prince. I think he would re-ignite the country's love for the royal family. I'd say to a certain demographic, I'd say it would increase tensions to the old St George's flag and Twitter brigade. Do you know in a weird way it would change who was into the royal family, wouldn't it?

Almost 100%. It was like to turn it Eurovision. Yeah. But oh, that's fun. I'm glad you had a good time. Who was it? If you had to pick the number one biggest person there, who would it be? I think people are quite excited by Dench. Dame as well. Yeah, she's a Dame, she's not, you don't see her that much, do you? Me personally, no, never, actually.

I've never seen her. Be weird if I had, I think. Right, we've got a guest. George Lewis. He's a bit of a big fish in the, I'd say social media, he's a social media. He's a social media, a thiol- th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi's, thi. thi, thi's, thi's thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th. th. th. You th. th. You th. You th. You th. You th. You th. You th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, thi, thi. Yeah, thi. Yeah, thi. Yeah, thi. Yeah, thi. Yeah, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. You don't know what the right term is, but dad influencer? He's a great stand-up comedian as well, but then he's really broken through online. Is it dad influence? A sketch? Yeah, I think so. My wife, my wife, it's a classic thing. My wife's a huge fan of his videos. Oh, does Rose? Oh, is she? Oh, is she? Oh, is she? Oh, is she? Oh, is she? Oh, is she? Oh, is she? Oh, is she? Is she? Is she? Is she? Is she? Is she? Is she? Is she? Is she? Is she? Is she? Is she? Is she? Is she? Is she? Is she? Is she? Is she? Is she? Is she? Is she? Is she? Is she? Is she? Is she? Is she? Is she? Is she? Is she? Is she? Is she? Is she? Is she? Is she? Is she? Is she? Is she? Is she? Is, is? Is she? Is she? Is, is? Is she? Is, is? Is she? Is she? Is she? Is she? Is she? Is she? Is she? Is she? Is she? Is she? Is she? Is she? Is she? Is she? Is she? Is she? Is she? Is she? Is she? Is she? Is she? Is she? Is she? Is she? Is she? Is, is? Is she? Is she? Is she? Is she? Is she? Is she? Is she? Is she? Is she? Is she? Is, is? Is she? Is she? Is she? Is she? Is she? Is she? Is she? Is, is? Is she? Is she? Is she? Is, is? Is she? Is she? Is, is? Is she? Is she? So, George Lewis is coming up now. Where is she? She's in Ibiza. Are we still recording?

Oh, he's still recording? Oh, here's George Lewis. George Lewis, hello? Hello? Hello? Just as Josh said hello, so I try to jump in and go, Yeah, messed it up on the first word. I was gonna chuck in a to the Parenting in Hell podcast, like it looked like what we did. Oh yeah, yeah. As ever, it wasn't as slick as we play in Josh.

George, you're a man who I would say has built accidentally a career around being a comic and apparent in the same way that we have. You've created a new genre online. You're breaking boundaries here, George. So your online content. How do you describe yourself, George? Obviously you're a stand-up comedian, that's your main job, but you've got like a new audience. Well, yeah, exactly. And I think a lot of the people now that will, because up as well. Yeah, they just thought you videoed yourself in your house on your own.

Exactly. And that's what they're there for 10 years doing stand-up and obviously not really no one knew anything about me. And then yeah started doing the videos and I don't know, then it's hard to decide what you are because. Are you an influencer, George? Well, that's a horrible word, isn't it? But, uh... A content creator? Content creator is a bit more, there's a bit more respect to that, isn't there?

Yeah, there's at least implying there's a bit of art to it. And so what you started doing, we will talk about your kids, but it's such a fascinating thing because you are big with, like, you went downstairs and I said we're doing George Lewis next she said yeah oh tell him I'm a fan and she very rarely does that right even with me she's not a fan you've absolutely nailed the exhausted mum's market well you probably know like on Instagram you have you can see like who follows you can't you get an idea of like where they're from and who they are and mine is is 80% women and the women and thi thi. and th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi the the- the- tho- tho- the-I I the- tho- tho-I I I'm th th th th th th th th the the the the th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu. the the the the the the the to to to to to to to to to to to to to toe toe toe toe tooooooo' toe toe to their their their their an idea of like where they're from and who they are. And mine is 80% women and almost all of them

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How does your wife feel about you going on this UK tour that's exclusively going to be attended by women? Like Zane Malik. Rob, I haven't shared the analytics with my wife. She's not on Instagram. So just to be clear if people don't follow you, you do videos which are kind of, they're often one side of a conversation or they'll be like told from the child's point of view. So how did you start out doing these? Well it was. And they're often based around the traveils of parenthood should be so. Yeah. How many kids you got as well what ages so he can sort of paint? th th th th th th th th to th to th to th th to th th th to th th th th th to th th th th th th th th th th th th the the the the the the thi thi the the the the the the the the to be to be to be to be to be tho tho tho tho th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the th the the the the the the the an the an to be to be the an to be the toe an the the the the toean the the an the an the an the an the an the they're often based around the traveils of parenthood, should be so.

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Yeah, we'll back to put you in one of the playground shaggger sections of the pocket. You got those numbers, George. Oh, thanks, guys. Thanks, and five, would it have been during lockdown? No, it wouldn't have been it. Was it before lockdown? It was before lockdown. Yeah, we went into lockdown with two young ones. But it was because, I mean, it's a bit stupid this, but before we'd started, like, trying for kids, I wasn't that aware of how everything worked really, like biologically. I mean, I know that vague outline, okay. What, th, th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi's thi's thi. thi, thi's thi's thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. to toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. And, th. And, th really, like biologically. I mean, I know that vague outline. Right, okay.

What didn't you know? Well, about how you get pregnant, I always just assumed, get pregnant, and we've never had this issue before. No, I mean, like. This has never come up in four years. You did know how you got pregnant. Well, I thought that you could was like researching for the book that I did and also When you're trying for a baby you have these apps and it's like actually the window that you can get pregnant is so Small it's only like this few days a month or something and then we started using those like fertility tracker apps and it's like there really is not much time

So then once we've had the first one we're like oh we just carry on using the fertility tracker. And you just, you know, avoid that time. Oh, you just shag outside the window. So you were shagging without protection outside the fertility window. So using it almost like how to not get pregnant. What happened then? Was the app wrong? Human error, I think. It was.

What a lovely thing for your child to hear in a few years. Human error. I think you've got to keep it updated with all the details and they're not just red and green days, there are orange days as well, so it's a bit, right. It gets a bit vague. A bit too sexy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So the bottom line is Johnny on next time.

Well, no, you had a third. Yeah. You're not a great salesman for the app. I've had a vasectomy now, so we're all. I'll have you. Yeah. And I want to have one. Yeah. How was it? Because I've heard horror stories, but was it?

Well, I found that the moment that you've got three kids, every bloke who's had a vasectomy talks s to you about the sectamies so it was like everyone was telling me about either their horror story or something they've heard and can you just get it on the NHS? Yeah but they yeah so I waited for a year on the NHS but in this build-up I was getting quite nervous about it because I was just hearing like it was just hearing like it it was a the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th th th the th th th th th th th th th thorou thorou thorou thor th thorough thir thorough thor thor thor thorough thorough thorough thorough thorough thorough thorough thorough thorough thorough thorough thorough th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th th th th th th th th th th th th th the thir thir thir thir thir thir thir thir thir thir the thir the thir thir thir thir thir thir thir thir year on the NHS, but in this build-up, I was getting quite nervous about it because I was just hearing like it was horrible and stuff like that. And do they knock you out? No, no, no, no. Can you talk us through the process, George? Okay, so first thing that happens is you go to your doctor about it and they send you a leaflet and say if you're up for it, to, we we we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, and to, and to, and to, and then, and then, and to to to to to, and then, and then, and then, and then, and to, and to, and to, and to, and to, and to, and to, and to, and to, and to, and to, and to, and to, and to, and to, and to, and to, and to, and to, and to, and to, and to, and to, and to, and to, and to, and the, and the the the the the the the the the the to to the to the to the the to to the the th to to the th too, too, too, to for it you need to get on the way. Do they ask you any weird questions like, is someone forcing you to do this? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, exactly that. Yeah, yeah, so you get a phone call about a month before you're having it done. Yeah, my wife. And they go, yep, that's what we're, that's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what, that's what, that's what, that's what, that's what, that's that's that's that's they. they. they. they. they. they. that's th. th. th. that's that's that's th. that's th. th. that's?? Is. that's? Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is??? Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Yeah??. Yeah?. Yeah?. Yeah?. Yeah? Is. Yeah? Is. Yeah? Is. Yeah? Is. Yeah? Is. Yeah? Is. Yeah? Is. Yeah? Is. Yeah? Is. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the. the. the. they. they. they. they they they they they they th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So it's all those questions and I think I've heard people get turned down

for it like I know someone at the school playground. They said, sorry I don't think we're going to give. What? Yeah, I know it's mad in it. It's mad in it. It's not shagggin enough to warrant it. Yeah, I just hand them in a diary and they said yeah that's you qualify. You to tld them about the tour. They were like, you need to get a bloody sake to me, mate. I've looked to the analytics. I need to put a fucking stop on this. I need to tie an end in this one. They tell you all about it. And I think on the phone, they said to me, do you want to know exactly what it is, but for some reason that, because you're conscious the whole time, I don't want to be thinking

about what they were doing. I thought it would just make me feel like. So what is the vague thing that they do? The vague thing they said is they just numb you. In your accent, that's horrifying. Horrifying. Numb you. Just gonna numb you. Okay. And they like slice in a little bit. Oh, slice isn't the word. What are they slacing into, George?

The scrotum. Yeah. I don't want to get too personal. Do you have to shave the area beforehand? You're explicitly told not to shave. Right. Also, how air is your nut sack to to to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to to to to to to to to to to to to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the theto shave the area beforehand? You're explicitly told not to shave. Right. Also, how air is your nut sack if you can't even get to a bit of flesh, Josh? If they shave everything, don't they for a fucking beard?

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Burn the end of it. Oh, fucking hell. Have you ever had anything quarterized? Could you smell the burning, George? Well, that was what everyone toldthey cut out and then that to cauterize the wound, like a little lump thing, and I thought I'd be fine with that and the smell of it burning was absolutely hot, it was bad. But you couldn't smell it on your nuts, no? No, and that's another thing actually, so this place that they sent me when they sent me

the name of the clinic, it's called the Lance Lance Lance Lance Lance Lance Lance Lance Lance Lance Lance the Lance Lance Lance the Lance Lance Lance the Lance Lance the Lance Lance the Lance Lance the Lance the Lance the Lance Lance the Lance the Lance the Lance Lance the Lance the Lance the Lance the Lance the Lance the Lance the Lance the Lance the Lance the Lance the Lance the Lance the Lance the Lance Burn Cants. I'm being punked here. And it's this place in, you know what Salford is, don't you? In Salford, and my nannel is there, and I told her where I was going, and she went, I didn't think that place was open, surely they don't do, that can't be clean in that place. They don't say, oh God. But actually I went along in it. And they don't do, that can't be clean in that place. But I went along and they were really, really lovely. And actually the whole thing, the process was like so much easier than I thought. Because I think, I don't know if it's because bloke just want to scare other blokes or, and I might be blowing the whole thing here, but we're all involved in this joint lie

that it's a lot worse than it is. But we're doing a really good thing because we have to go through hell. And what was the recovery like? Well, it was fine. So it's only like 10 minutes it takes. And then you go into a room and like they give you which chocolate bar? Yeah. What do I have been? I'm sorry, we can't just, if we're going to interview him, we need to do it properly, yeah?

It can't be two cabbries cream eggs, let's take the fish. Give you one and a half. Yeah, I think it's like a blue ribbon or something. Yeah, they do dig out some weird chocolate bars at hospitals and biscuits you don't see if it is. Yeah. So it takes 10 minutes and then you're in little walled for a bit yeah. Yeah and then they tell you because you can't it's not just you do it and then it's done. You have to send back off a sample to make sure to make sure. that's it, like two weeks away, cool. And then she went, so just before this, just make sure you've done 20 ejaculations before this point. I was like, what?

I've got stuff on. I'd be doing. It'd be all I'd be doing it. And I'd be all to be doing one now while we're, and I was like, so I thought it was two weeks, but it's actually, and I said to it, alright, okay, that seems like a... I might as we'll do one now while we're just saying it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll give me a couple of minutes. It's actually three months. So in fact, I'm in the window now where I've sent it off and I've yet to get the

results back. I don't know yet post office and handed it to the guy and he said what's in here? Oh fuck! Oh no! Did you say medical sample? I said semen sample? Did you? Yeah. Fair play I wouldn't off. Just because it was like a lad and he's a bit like and then he just started laughing and stuff and stuff like that. And you're trying to be in with the lads? Yeah coppically. C. Yeah. C. C. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the the the the the the the the the the the th. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. the the the the th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Oh. Oh. Oh. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th. Oh. Oh. th. that. And you're trying to be in with the lads. Yeah. Cup a spunk mate, little stuff on the shoulder. Yeah, fucking hell. Don't believe the analytics. Yeah, yeah. Little jar of jizz, mate, stuff around the face. Stick that and you're fucking out.

Anyway, I'm off to watch a Guy Ritchie movie. Don't leave it in the sun, the the from it that can you go home that day and are you back to them all straight away near enough? She told me they were doing 19 that day so it's quite a quick turn around. Poor postman. Yeah. All right then up in the back. Fucking out this sack stinks. I'll tell you I'll avoid that post office in three months time. Jins tell. So yeah, you go home soon after. You're not allowed to drive home. They tell you. How are you, how would people drive?

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am I writer? I'm a writer? Yeah, I did do a gig two days later though and I was stood up and they say not to stand up for like longer than an hour. And I did. And I think at that point it just feels for a couple of days, like, say if you play football, you get kicked in the balls or something. Feels a bit like that. But then it goes black. Everything goes black. Oh, wow.

Oh, wow. Oh, woe you're worried about using a urinal at that stage? Yeah. Does that stay? Yeah, a bit. It creeps up to the bell. Yeah, yeah. And were you worried about using a urinal at that stage? Uh, yes. Did you worry that people would look down and go, why is he got a black nut sack? A bruised thing? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I was strictly cubicle.

Wow, what a story. I don't even know why we asked that. I'm thinking about having one. Rob, further content, please do. Oh, live stream. Yeah, live stream. Go live on Instagram. It's a lot easier really than you think and I think as long as you do rest up, so the day after we had had it done, this guy came to deliver some wood at the house and I'd said to him, oh, do you mind like, do you mind like carrying it in because I've said, oh yeah, I'll, I'll, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, I'll, like, I'll, like, like, I'll, I'll, like, like, I'll, I'll, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, that, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, I'll, like, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, th. th. th. th. th. th. to. Go. to. Go. to. Go. Go, to. Go, to. Go, to. Go, to. Go, th. Go, th. Go in for you. When I played five aside the same day when I had mine done. I thought he was going to me like, don't be a little bitch, man. But he was actually said, that like messed it up for months. He said like six months later, he was in pain still. So if you go slow with it, you're fine. And what I'm quite excited about is how much sympathy and care and the than't th, th, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that last? Yeah, well I got the rest of that day I got.

And then that was it really. Because why I worry is if we do it, if I get mine done Josh, and we obviously will talk about it on here, it is going to end up in me showing Josh my bruised bulls. Yeah. That's what's going to happen, isn't it, Josh? There must be Google image searches of post-vasectomy balls. Well, yeah, but I imagine they'll show you the bad ones where someone's played football rather than just a normal bit of a... I've just googled, bruised and swaugh on this to go away in one to two weeks.

You'll probably be able to return to work on normal routine a day after the surgery. Do not go on image search. Do not repeat, do not switch to image search. That was a terrible decision. Oh no. Can I ask a personal question, George? We've just asked about his fucking nuts. What are you going to ask out? What's personal is this going to be? Are your balls floating untethered? Oh, that's interesting? Oh, like a lost dinghy in the sea? It's like reaching up and catching one. Like Homer Simpson when he's in space they're just like oh hey come back with me. So my old men's nuts are so low. There's nothing keeping them there. It's just they're just in a bag hanging down. I don't know the answer to that.

George if you want to quickly go to toilet. And examine and then report back, we're open for that. Do you know what? When we put the episode out, George, if you just put on your Instagram stories, the words tethered or untethered, with the phrase, if you know, you know, you know. Yeah, I presume I I I I I I I I I I I presume I I I presume I I presume I presume I presume I I presume I presume I presume I presume I I presume I presume I presume I presume I presume I presume I presume I presume I presume I presume I presume I presume I presume I presume I presume I presume I presume I presume I presume there's there's there's there's more. I presume there's more. I'm there's more. I'm there's more. there's more. there's more. there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's. their. their. If their. their, if their, if their. their. their. their. their. their. their their their their their their their their their their their. their. their. their. their. their. their their th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the th. their their their their their their's more than just that one, because they're still, without getting too graphic, it still acts in the same way that it always did. You wouldn't, you wouldn't know.

It's not like you have a vasectomy and you'd stop ejaculating. It's not just like a puff of air, like, puh. No one would know except you. So does it look, look the same, taste the same. If anything I'd take a small change, wouldn't be a good man. Yeah, I really don't know how it works actually. Actually, it's like a mixer system. Yeah, so basically, it's just all basically works exactly the same as it would normally, but it just doesn't have the sperm in there to get a woman pregnant. After the operation, procedure, let's say procedure, it in operation, how soon are you back in the saddle sexually or is it too painful? What we're talking? How long are you out of game for? There is a bit of lasting pain, but they tell you two weeks is what you've got to wait. So don't

do anything with your dick for two weeks? No, just I think it's just nothing they say don't have sex for their their their thue thue thue thue thue th nothing that I think they say don't have sex for two weeks but actually I think they tell you like as soon as you can sort of get things moving afterwards then you do because I think it will yeah hold off on the pumping. That's generally okay that's the but let's talk right kids George. So you got got three kids, George? Yeah. Fucking out. That's a rule of step to me deep dive, but it. Do you want the biggest gear shift in the history of our podcast?

Oh, go on, Josh. Oh, God. Can I talk to you about autism? Yeah. We've gone from Wang to oil to autism in one sentence. Is that okay as a topic? Absolutely, yeah, yeah. And so am I right in saying that your son or is it your first two children are autistic?

Yeah, that's right. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, even that, I think anyone else, any other parent in the same situation is probably feels this as well. You feel even strange saying it because they're on having like a diagnosis and stuff takes years. So they have, they go on like pathways and stuff to get diagnosed and they get help with like a working diagnosis. Yeah. But like the whole process takes about well four years or something. Wow. So ours I've had lots of people, you know, they say a working diagnosis of autism and they, um, yeah, it's written on everything and they have like any HCP which

is like to get them extra help in school and stuff like that. So it's all written down, but we're still waiting for someone to go right, that's it, official forever that they're autistic. But I mean. Are they in a mainstream school? Yeah. they're in a they're they're they're in a mainstream school. they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're their. they're their. their. their. they're their. their their, their. Are their, their, their, their, their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I'm. I'm. I'm th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the th. the their. their. their. their. their. With just additional support, basically. Yes, yeah. And what was it like, I can't believe we're going into another medical kind of situation? What? It's having Dr. Arnge on him? Ranj, not Rang, Ranj. The guy from Essex? Dr Ranj. He's done what? Give up the singing of you. And so how did you come to the diagnosis or the prospective diagnosis or whatever? Well, a real journey with our first one because he, so my brother's autistic. So it was something, I think early on, I don't know, there are a few like little signs and stuff and I think looking back I was in like denial about it

really like yeah my mom would sometimes spot things and go you know that reminds me of what like that used to do and I just be like I just didn't want to hear it I was just like yeah no completely no it's completely different and stuff and I think my wife had noticed things as well and then it's so hard because as well my eldest he's's got a speech condition, something called verbal dyspraxia, so it meant he couldn't speak. But we thought it was all that, we thought, once we realized that's what it was, and that was it was, and that was its own journey that took a year and a half or something, before

we realized what that was because it's quite an what it was, I think I just thought to myself, oh well it was all that, it's all communication. What is that, sorry, that verbal dyspraxia, what does that mean? It's also known as like a praxia of speech and it's actually the thing that Camy's got, but he developed it later in life. You can develop it later in life like with maybe stress. isn't it? Yeah. Just for the pub it aren't lads like us. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're not, I'm not selling you any word to George. Come on, mate. Camstock. And you said maybe if we had a few points and shift, that was your kind of thing, wasn't it? You know me, pal, yeah. Basically the condition is it means in the same way that like physical dyspraxia, there's something that happens between your brain and your mouth which muddles everything up and your

mouth doesn't basically do what it's told. So his mouth moved. So it wasn't like a lot of speech difficulties that you can like attempt a word but not get it quite right and stuff. But when Teddy spoke it was so different. So I always remember like his favorite food when he was younger was Kish. But for Kish he'd say. So it's such a left field favorite. I told him to be Kish. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, and it's quite a difficult word as well I guess.

But he'd just call it, ba. It's like, there's nowhere near Kish. Yeah, yeah. And is he hearing Kish when he's saying it? I don't know if he's hearing it back, but then when we go, oh you want, bah, he'd look at us like, what are you talking about? All right. Yeah, yeah.

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you wouldn't even know everyone can understand him it's really brilliant, it's amazing. And that's just done through the sessions of speech therapy. Yeah. And you obviously doing exercises or whatever with him. But like, yeah. That's mad that they can do that. Yeah, and it's retraining your mat is not what you'd expect because that was the problem at first. The NHS with treatin him for one thing which actually had the opposite effect. It sort of made it worse if anything because it was the exact opposite of what he needed to be doing but once we found out what it was because all the therapy for this particular thing is like just training your mouth to move in

different ways and for your tongue to do a different thing. It's more so physical like moving the muscle of the mouth rather than it is anything in the head. Exactly that, yeah, so... Because he wants to say, Kish, but as he does it, he might, the way his mouth moves will give you bar. Yeah, and it was something that, it was just obviously so frustrating for him. Oh, I mean, look, having a kid at that age anyway is exhausting and tiring, and you can't really work out what they want off of it and then you feel must feel guilty for being frustrated when there's nothing he can do about it it is hard. But when we started seeing the progress and it were like this is brilliant and my wife was always a teacher as well so

she's just incredible at like taking these things that they learned in therapy and doing it with him and stuff like that and she she like fought for everything and that's the reason he can speak now then thrown he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he the the the the the the the is the is the is thrown. the is the is the the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the was the was the was the was the was the was the was the was the was the the is the is the is the is the is the is the is the is the is the is the is thr thr thrown. thro thro to to to to the to to to throooooooooooooooe to to the then we had our daughter and everything was going as expected with her. Then I think, I don't know if it was about 18 months, maybe it was a bit earlier than that, she had a regression, which basically just overnight just lost everything, so she went from like, she started doing a few things, waving, stuff like that, and then overnight, she just couldn't do anything, couldn't say any the words she was saying and almost, like like like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she was, she, she's, she'd, she'd, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she the words she was saying, and almost, like it was so upsetting at the time because it was like, that must have been terrifying. It's like she'd gone blank and she didn't even notice us anymore.

She was just living on in a different world and my wife was like, so terrified because she think what has happened to make this like as the summit go on in the brain. Was he still in denial at this point saying to your mom, no, I think it's fine? No, no, no, he just likes a bit of bar. Don't you worry about her? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, exactly. George was looking at his phone going, I think an orange day is all right, you know. I just...

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and we're in a great time now, I think, where the world is looking to celebrate people whose minds work a bit differently, as opposed to, I think when my brother was young it was always like, got to try and make him fit in, got to try and make him see normal, you know, that was the thing, not in any bad way, that's just the way it was. Whereas I think now it's like, we're always fighting for that. I've just like celebrate the amazing way that age yeah he's nearly 30 yeah and he's fairly young but there must be like I don't know an autistic person who's over 50 they must exist there must be millions upon millions of autistic people over 50 but because no one did diagnosis back then it's just like oh yeah everyone who's autistic's under 30 oh yeah and the more we learn about it now we're the the the the the the the the the th th th th th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is th. is is is is is is th. is is is is th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the the the the the the th. th. the the th. Yeah. Yeah. I's. Yeah. Yeah. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. Yeah. I's. I'm. I's. Yeah. I's. Yeah. I's. Yeah. Yeah. I's. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. yeah everyone who's autistic is under 30. Oh yeah and the more we learn about it now we're looking like around the family

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And how does it affect your day-to-day life now? Are you living a markedly different life to other parents of three kids do you think? Well it's hard to know that early on. I mean obviously you haven't got a proper job anymore you're just filming the odd video and bowling around with your bruised nuts giving it laugh. So I guess it is I think actually having our third kid and I mean who knows what will happen he's still quite young and stuff but a lot of the things feel so much easier with him than they did with them. So milestones, like sometimes we'd be so worried about the other two

hitting the milestones and other parents would go to us, oh don't worry it just happens, they'll just get there and we're thinking does it because it's not happening for us, it's not. And then with our third, because we know is our last, if anything, we're actively trying to stop him from hitting the milestones. We're like, we want to slow it all down. Don't stop walking, just stick to crawling, mate. Somebody nudge him over again when he tries. It does just happen and it feels so much easier. So I think now we've had the third, to do a lot more prep for things like if there's a big

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know what's going on and it's amazing about his speech and it's got fully complete turnaround. And he's so like he doesn't stop speaking now and he's so loud. Oh that's the other thing as well like with the two of them they've both got different things so a lot of it's like sensory like their. so their. so a their. so a their. so a th so th so a lot. so th. So a lot. So a lot. So a lot. So a lot. So a lot. So a lot. So a lot. So a lot. So a lot. they's they's they've they've both both both both they've they've they've both they've both both th. they've they've they've both both both both they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. So th. So th. So th. So th. So th. So th. th. th. th. th. the th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the thi. the thi. So the the they've both both both they've both they've both both they're things louder or they feel things more, or the opposite, like my son doesn't seem to feel any pain at all, whereas my daughter is the opposite, but they sometimes trigger each other, so he's really loud, where she likes things really quiet. So sometimes we're just like, oh, God.

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We're going to have scouts, you know, coming around over the next year, so we really need to take this seriously and it's just like he's shouting at them and stuff like that and immediately was like that was the end of it for him. So they don't do at Instagram. It's awful Yeah, not awful Rob there's some good stuff on it apart from your great stuff. Yeah, I don't think your stuff's the stuff I'm talking about You see it But yeah, I think we've reassured ourselves. We just do like what's best for them and what's best for them and what? And what about holidays and stuff like? the the their? their? th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their stuff. Yeah. their their their their their their their their their their their their. Yeah. their. their. their. their. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their stuff. their stuff. their their their their things. things. things. things. things. things. things. things. things. things. their things. their their their their their their their their their their on holiday or is that a bit of a challenge for them going somewhere new and staying somewhere new? It is a challenge but again it's one that like we went to Wales last year and I think if we can make the whole thing manageable then the good outweighs the bad but yeah it's definitely. Would you go now? We've got this place we go on holiday too so that we can just do that every year because that we can that we can that we can that probably would help, yeah, yeah, we've not been doing that, but yeah, that would help.

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medically. And so what did she say? Or just said, oh yeah, like, I like your video is like, we laugh at them. Me and my husband, we laugh at them. Oh, block, block. Block and repul. Block and report. So also as well as your tour, so your tours on sale now, isn't it, George? You've got your book as well. You've written a book. Don't panic all the stuff the expectant dad needs to know.

Yes. This was a great success. That's available. And you do a podcast called Save It for the podcast with Jake Lambert, very funny Jake Lambert, you're flying at the moment George. What's next on the list? Oh nothing I hope that's like full you're done. Yeah yeah just ask a question on that? It's a podcast yeah. When you wrote the expectant dad is that because you're worried about your analytics? You're like sorry for the dads. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So your tour starts in Leeds. Well that's sold out already.

That one's September 7th. And then you go Swindon, Norwich, Northridge, Bath, Bristol, Bristol, Newcastle, Kendall, loads more. Guilford, 5 o'clock, Dublin. Yeah. Red in London. Let's already sold out. Oh, theyk, is, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to to, to to to to to to to, to too, is, to, to to to, to, so, so, so, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is. That's, is. That's, is. That's, is. That's, is. That's, is. That's, is. That's, is. that's, is. that's, is. to, is.. to, is... to to to to to th........ th.. the the the they............................................... So,. So, already sold out. Oh, Jew, this is amazing. They're all sold out actually. I don't know if that's, I think London ones.

Oh, wow. There's not loads left, which is amazing, because I had no idea how this would go, because the last time I try to sell tickets, I didn't do it in spring I'm gonna do another bit in spring. You're doing bath Leeds Leeds Norech Birmingham and Salford already in spring yeah yeah yeah oh you're sold out in sulfur fucking out George you're flying which room in the

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I'm like, it does look quite hard. Yeah, what I think I think I'd hurt me? That's it. I don't just been, God. Because when I do it, they don't make a noise. Don't go, ow! You don't do that when you're brushing your own hair, do you? You're very round again. Ah, fucking out! Oh, ah!

Ah! Get up me! They're hunched over in the fetal position, Lou, as you brush the hair. Yeah, you've got clumps in your hand. George thank you so much it's been brilliant I'll let you know when I get my nuts done. Oh I can't wait yeah. Don't panic is the book save it for the podcast is the podcast and the tour is the tour. There we go thank you George Lewis. Thank you George Lewis. There we go. Both sit at the same time then.

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