Parenting Hell with Rob Beckett and Josh Widdicombe - S8 EP47: The Favour Tank

Episode Date: June 18, 2024

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Hello, I'm Rob Beckett. Hello, I'm Josh Winnockham. Welcome to Parenting Hell, the show in which Josh and I discuss what it's really like to be a parent, which I would say can be a little tricky. So, to make ourselves and hopefully you feel better about the trials and tribulations of modern-day parenting each week we're chatting to a famous parent about how they're coping. Or hopefully how they're thiia they're tha tha the hearing from you the listener with your tips, advice, and of course, tales of parenting woe. Because let's be honest, there are plenty of times where none of us know what we're

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And he said, uh, my friend said you're hosting the Spar Awards in Telford tomorrow. He said it could be quite a tough gig. So that's one to look forward to. I'll be honest with you, when you hear the Spar Awards in Telford at no point in my thing is an easy one. It's already a freaking house from your house. Well the thing is I'm in Bristol told Oh right, okay. So you're busy this week as well? When's Rose back later on? So the wheel on Monday. Oh, you're busy, boy?

Yeah, well we've been on holiday, so I'm catching up, so I'm catching up, the old self-employed. No, I say I'm catching up. All those things a week then, shall we? No, but you could have done the wheel last week potentially. Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah. And stuff like that. You find that, though, when you are self-employed, there's no handover. You don't find another Josh Willickum to take over for a week.

No, exactly. So I did the wheel on Monday. Rose's mom looked after tonight with Rose's mom. What for the kids or just you and her? Whether she wanted to come to Bristol with me. I've got a hotel. Fancy coming to Bristol? I tell you what, a little bit of Burger King chips on the way? A muck in a muckin'lip, please? It's not on muck, is it? What's a burger? chicken or something, the chicken one. What? It's weird for these burger places, because they're like, alright, let's just copy the McChickens sandwich, what we call it.

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Once you've had a biscuit and sit down, mate, you need to be like, fucking out, Ralph. You've got high blood pressure, I wonder why? Oh, I've got to tell you about what happened to be this week, Rob. I've had my number plate cloned. So do you remember when my car hit someone at 1 a.m. Oh yeah, you got contacted saying your car had hit another car at 1 a.m. but you was in bed. So I got a letter saying you've gone into a bus lane and I was like, yeah. All right.

That 100% will have been me. Yeah. And then I looked and it was at 1 a.m. again in barking. Also, how busy is it a one a. to use a bus. I'm. the the the bus. the bus. the bus. the bus. to. to. to. the bus. the bus. the bus. to. th. th. to. th. to. th. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. th. th. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I.................................................................................................. a.m. embarking so you have to use a bus lane? If you're going to clone a number plate, at least drive sensibly. So Rob, I genuinely, this is so lame. I was like, what's going on here? And I said to Rose, I know this sounds absurd, but I think someone's stealing our car at night and then we're turning it. That's what you thought was happening? That's right, I thought what was happening. Quick, bus lane, drop it back. I just tried to parking cut through the bus lane, drop it back.

What did Road say to that? She was like, well, I don't, she couldn't. I've also then got a parking ticket three days later for a road I didn't parking. What time was this? The middle of the day. So they're nicked it in the day as well. I know, Rob. What a weird crime spree? These guys, how do they get it back in time?

How do they know when you need it? They listen to this? No, his mother-in-law's coming around, so he won't be in the car, he's in Bristol. I feel like I've got a kind of time-shower on my car. What happens now then? Like, obviously... Sorry, I had to phone up, get a crime reference number. Oh, I had to be an alert. Oh, yeah, I had to phone the police, not 9-9. No, it's a 1, tho-1, it's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. their. their. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. th. the th. th. th. that is. Well no because that means I can cancel my parking ticket. When I'm on my scooter got Nicked they went oh yeah they keep nicking them. All right okay. I don't see any conversation is it? That's the case cause. They keep

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So this is a psychological issue I've got Rob. Okay. I hate to use the word trigger because it's so fucking Gen Z. Yeah. But I've realized in the last week and I've got on top of this much more in the last few years. Yeah. But I'm like got to be doing stuff, got to get stuff done, all that kind of stuff. And it arguably had a detrimental effect to how things ended up. And also not just for your work, you're like, well if I've got a day I think I'm gonna do that then and do that and like just packing your diary too full. So I have clearly struggle with then people I thi. their their th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that. that. that's that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that's that, arguably, arguably, arguably, that, arguably, arguably had to that, arguably had that, arguably had th. I've that, arguably had their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their that's that, arguably had that, arguably had that, arguably that's that, that's that, that, arguably that, that, that, that, that, arguably, that, that, arguably, arguably, arguably, that, arguably, arguably, arguably, arguably, that, arguably, that, arguably, arguably, that, arguably, that, that, that, that, that, i.e. my children, well not my son, because it doesn't really come up, or Rose, when they're not operating on the same attitude. So my daughter, not reading her reading book, it really gets me like tense? Does that make sense?

She has a book, she has to read every week from school? No, it's very lax, it's like read it, and then you can bring it. You go at your own pace, so you could never read it if you want. Right, okay, and you get frustrated she's not read it. Yeah, but in my own head, not with her. Yeah. Because that's the whole thing with me is like, I'm like, do it, get it done, do it, get it done. And I've tried to clam down on that. But now I I I I'm now I'm now I'm now I'm now I'm now I'm th now I'm tho. tho. tho. tho. thi I'm thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. to to to thrown. to to to to to to to to to to thi. thi. thi. thi. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. thi. the. thrown. thrown. thrown. thrown. thrown. thrown. throoooooooooooooooooooooooe. toe. toe. the. and I've got to deal with the fact that you can't

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or this might possibly be one of the worst cricket teams ever assembled. I didn't even know she was in it or what it was. Were they playing another school? Yeah, but it's more like getting them out. I don't really know what they're doing a lot of stuff now, they're older and there's two of them so they're in different things when choir or sports or there's sports day coming up and then there's parents evening there's like curriculum, all these things. Obviously I'm working, Lou's got a few exciting things I want to be there for everyone but I just can't be. You can beat yourself up really badly about that and I've got a fairly flexible job where I work

evenings most of the time and I can say to you guys can we do it on another day because I've got quite a lot of flexibility obviously zero fucking pay which you know I'm not going to vote, but you know there's pros and cons, but I'm lucky that I can flex, but I still you cannot move certain things or like I say if you're all in Telfer doing the Spirold, or who did it sports day? So it's like I just feel so bad that I'm away because I'm away. I'm away. today that. I'm away the Friday, the sports day. The weather is so shit, there's a reserve one, but the only thing that's giving me any hope about this shit weather is I can watch Glastonbury on the tele and see everyone having a terrible time. It's going so wet and shit this year. It'll be good though, because you'll be inside watching football for the next month. I'm filming a lot. Oh no. I'm filming. I'm the the the th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. th. th. I'm th. th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi the the the the the the thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. the. thea. thea''' thea' thea' thea' thea' thea' thea' thea' thea' thi the a lot of the euros. I'm away for every England game so I'll be watching in hotels or whatever. But are you going to Glastonbury? No. Why not? You love it? Because he's seen the light. No, I haven't seen the light.

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I don't know I thought something you might like do you know what I've always liked the idea of the fishing but not taking the fish what what yeah also I just don't want to like get a rod out of the fish out of water. Yeah also I just don't want the equipment. Yeah. I don't have to like get a rod out of the garage. Oh fuck that. I've put a dart ball in the garage. You can come around here for two nights and just play a times. You watch the Jayloid Samuel the documentary Robb. It's absolutely unbelievable. Yeah I told you to watch it. Oh yeah. It's a bit that Jailo Samuel, who sadly died in a car crash about 10 years ago. Oh my God, awful. Ex-Premendously footballer, but the documentaries,

since the car crash, it transpired that he was living a double life and he was married to two women. And it's an amazing documentary about that. I think it was on suggested to me on Netflix. Is it worth it? My mate met him at a car wash. A few years ago he's got photos with him. Anyway, they're football fraudster and the jailer Sam with documentary are brilliant. Anyway, yeah, he does have a bowling alley in his house which is. How much use you getting out of that? I've always thought is I do feel like certain people if they'rethink they should have expected to have as opposed to one that suits their needs and young footballers are bad for that. I just don't think if I had a bowling alley I use it once a month. Also what it would be is people

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Yeah. It was just reception in nursery. But now it's ours is years one to six. So it's basically. A lot of parents running. Are you going to run? Is Rose going to run? Rose going to Rose will definitely run because she almost won last year. But there. the their. their. their. Ro. Ro. Ro. Ro. Ro. Ro. Ro. Ro. Ro. Ro. Ro. Ro. Ro. Ro. Ro. Ro. Ro. Ro. th. th. th. th. th. to. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. to to th. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to the the the th. th. the the th. th. th. th. the the th to th th to to to the to th to to to to the to to to two years above. Her child's from two years above always two years older Rose. I don't know actually I don't know. Probably both. I haven't asked how exactly old she is but her child's from two years above and she's she's basically the kind of Usain Bolt of the situation right she's Mohammed Ali and Rose you know, coming in and she's Joe Fraser. Right, okay, so top level, but maybe not quite elite. Well, we'll see. We'll see. It's going to be huge. Do you think I should do the dad's race? Yeah, absolutely, just for content if nothing else. Get Rose to film it. What? No? Yeah, come on. Yeah, come on. Yeah, okay. Yeah, fine. I will. Let us know what th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to tho. tho. tho. tho. the., okay, yeah, fine. I will. Let us know what Josh should do when he dips into the favour tank.

Why don't you go abroad and watch Euro's game or something? That sounds like having sex, Rob, dips into the favor tank. What should Josh do when he dips into the favor tank? Can't watch a band you like in like... I am trying to get tickets. If anyone can't to help me, I mean you're going to say this isn't cool, Rob. Why don't you go to a call more of a few friends? I am going to Paris with Will, who I phoned earlier. Go on. We're going to go and watch Lana Del Rey. You're knee deep in the favor tank already!

Exactly, I didn't realize. That's perfect. Yeah. So me and me and we're going to watch it. It's the gayest thing I've ever heard. It is odd, isn't it? And if you came out and you were in a gay relationship we will, I'd go, yeah, that makes sense. It is an odd decision. They've gone to Paris to watch Lana Del Rey, just the two of them. The city of love? Yeah.

To watch a female performing artist sing songs about love. Yeah, heartbreak. Yeah. Hey, it's not the kind of favour I take from the tank, but it's your life. It's my life, yeah. We're still struggling to source tickets, actually. If someone said Josh Winnockham goes to Paris with one male friend's or what's Lana Del Right, I'd be like that too far-fetched. Can we keep the cloud here. Why don't we do small business and see if either of them play into the favour tank?

Yeah, let's see if a Landell Ray's talking about tickets to a show. Let's dip into the small business tank. Dip into the SBT. I'm knee-deep into the favor tank at the moment, so. Are you? Yeah. It's interesting, I think, I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I think, I think, I think, I thin, I thin, I thin, I thin, I thin, I thin, I thin, I thin, I the the thin' thin' the their the the the the, I the, I the, I the, I the, I the, I the, I the, I the, I the th and th and th and th and th and th and th and th and th and th and th and Well, I'm away filming in America and then I'm dipping into the favour tank for two nights in America, just not working. Does the facts that when you do stuff with Romesh is fun, does that affect the favor tank? I'd say it wasn't official favour tank, but it's a bit of an off-the-record favor tank. You know what I mean? It's like, yeah. It doesn't officially come into the bargaining of favors but I do think that if I've had a hot run of form I'm not begging to jump in that favor tank because I know that I've sort of been paddling in favors already. Exactly. Just because of what my job is, you a great night out. Why don't you just extend your Telford stay?

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Oh, I've just heard that maybe this person will be able to do pick up for us. I'll do another small business. You crack on with that and let us know how that develops. Cool. Hi, Rob and Josh. I'm a new mom and new to the previous episodes. Your podcast makes me laugh out loud and brightens my day. As my daughter is only seven months old, oh my god, feels like a lifetime ago. It also makes me, oh fucking cliche, look, sorry, just so far, it goes so quick, take every moment, it's special. Don't waste a second now now, mine up mine don't fucking ring me no more. Okay my husband recently set up a car valentine business

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W.W.W.W.W.W.V.Vantage Valets on Instagram. Thank you very much. Naomi, Naomi, I'm not sure I'm not sure, Naomi I think that is. There you go. Some small businesses shouted out, Josh. Perfect. Did you get someone to pick the kids up? Well I'm just about to hear back. Is this from another parent? No, it's from someone that occasionally babysits for us. Oh, the dream. the dream. that's from delegating. Yeah. So you can get yourself to Bristol, get that tush to Brist. You going on the train? I am getting the train, yes. What time? I am getting the train, yes. What time? Well, I don't know. I was just going to go straight from the blood test. Oh, God, you're all over the place here. I've finished the record. It's today's 10. the thea. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. thaa. thaa. thaa. thau. te. thaa. te. te. te. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. t Oh, I've just stopped the recorded. I don't know why. It's all right. It wasn't good stuff.

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