Parenting Hell with Rob Beckett and Josh Widdicombe - S8 EP49: The Fathers Day Debrief

Episode Date: June 25, 2024

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Hello, I'm Rob Beckett. And I'm Josh Winnockham. Welcome to Parenting Hell, the show in which Josh and I discuss what it's really like to be a parent, which I would say can be a little tricky. So, to make ourselves and hopefully you feel better about the trials and tribulations of modern-day parenting, each week we're chatting to a famous parent about how they're coping. Or hopefully how they're they're tha also be hearing from you the listener with your tips, advice, and of course, tales of parenting woe. Because let's be honest, there are plenty of times when none of us know what we're doing.

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Very good. And can you say Josh we dick him. Got snickling. Fantastic. Oh God. That cough sounded a bit bad, didn't it? On me or the kid? Was that on the kid or is it on the mum? I did a cough.

Oh, did you? No, no. I was overlapping the coughs. I've got a chest infection. Oh, Rob. I don't want to sign Nick the sort of bad cough compliment from the other guys. Yeah, yeah. What was going on there there with those kids? Who are they, Josh? Hey, you sex-in-relatable bastards. And Michael, bit of fun.

Did you like sprinkle that in yourself or is that? No, that's theirs. That's lovely. tempting the intro. I started listening to the podcast after Sebi was born in 2021. As a newborn, he would only sleep on me or my husband, so he'd take shifts overnight in those early weeks, binge the back episodes trying to keep myself awake on my shift. Sometimes I laughed so hard I was sure I'd wake him up. Thankfully not, and after sleep training him at 12 weeks,

he is now an excellent sleeper. Oh, thanks to the laughs in the parenting camaraderie Alex 448 months and Sebastian or Sebe, two and a half. I used to like the name Sevy. Do you remember Sevy Ballesteros? Sevy's good name. Yeah, it was good, wouldn't it? Was it short for? I always presumed it was Se for Sebastian but I don't know why it would be. No idea. You want to have a look? The only time you heard it was Sebi Ballasteros. I think I need sleep training

just for me. It's Severanio. Oh here we go. Severanio Ballasteros. Severalio Widdicum. Are they Widdicum's or Widdicum Hanson Widdicums. Hanson Widdicums. Hansen Widdicums. So Matt, it's a long name to spell in it for your kids. Yeah, well, you know. My mom just had a fucking loss of fucking about it. I know, that's fucking 23 for you. Widicum's a piss take on its own. It's bad enough. It's bad enough. Ten letters? Can't imagine if they're footballers. They'll have to print it on the end of their sleeve. That's go long sleeve.

No worries there, Rob. No worries there. Oh, Josh, I'm tired. I've had a chest infection. And it's a very, my house is a very emotional house, Josh. Yeah? I've got two daughters and a wife. I know if it is a female things think think thi thing thing thing thing thing thing thing thing thing thing thing thing thing thing thing thing thing thing thing thing thing thing thing thing thing thing thing thing thing thing thing thing thing thing th I'm aware of that. Yeah, I know, but just for any new listeners, and I don't know if it is a female thing or just a child thing. Don't want to start walking the tumultuous path of gender. Yeah, of course.

Of course, everyone's different. However, the three women in my house are very similar. Are they? Yes. It's all quite tetchy, there's lots of tears. A child will cry at a lost Teddy. To the point where it looks like they've been lost in the woods for months on their own. And I've just found them, they're that level of devastated. Yeah. And I'll be like, what some, I just can't find angel? Big pink angel. I use as a pillow. Where's angel? And like, oh God, and then I'm like, we have chucked some old ones and then charity shops some other teddies because they don't need all you. You know what's like. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I saw, oh God, did I get rid of a big pink angel. I walk in the bedroom.

There is literally a pile of teddies. I walked in the bedroom. There is literally a pile of teddies have not even been touched. Like a mound, like a bundle, you know, bundle, like a bundle of teddies, right? Like, I say to my talk, well, where have you looked then? She went everywhere. I pick up the first teddy. It's the one underneath that one. The early run as well, I don't know my lines. My assembly, I'veto the assembly. It's like, right, okay. Well, that's in the bag. You think you could have hunched that one.

Yeah, I see, locked that one down. Even if you didn't know it, I reckon you could have started with that and no one, was that the right one? Yeah. And then I was happy. You've got a bin. Yeah, and that's a six and an eight-year-old, that's only gonna get more emotional. I feel like I need to batten down the hatches now. The storm is coming.

And you seem to have thrown Lou into that as well. Yes. You said all three. as much as the girls, but I think she can, um, oh God, it's too early and too raw, and too honest. Spend ages trying to get on the internet wouldn't work. Oh, I couldn't get on Google Chrome, Josh, I had to download Brave, who looks like a fake internet browser. It's like Salford City's badge. Because you can't use Zencaste-Caster on Safari for fuck knows why. I'd say

Lou can be a victim of her own chemicals with hormones. It's allowed. Yeah, so you're allowed to say it. It's not Lou, it's the chemicals in a god-forsaken body that will sometimes change her mood and her body... You saying the chemicals in her body aren't low? Well on Saturday the chemicals in her body were mainly proscico and unlimited punch at a brunch. There was got out for Hendoo, right? Yeah. I was working, I was away, working all day, so Lou got her baby sister to come.

But the hend it was like an early brunch thing, so the babysitting ended up coming around at 930 a.m. Right? Because Lou panics about getting to places. So Lou had to be somewhere at 1130 a thrown. Where was it? No, London. But she's allowed to be 2 hours there. Yeah.

But she's allowed to to be a try. Anyway, but I was up to the Lou, Luke told you about anyway, yeah. You got the baby sitting there at 9.30 and then said, I'll be back like mid-afternoon because you're supposed to be finishing about like two, three o'clock. That sounds just to stop you there. The thought of going on the lash till 3. The thought of going on the last till 3 p. Well, well, a mid a mid a mid after, the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Well, th. Well, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I'll, th. I'll, th. I'll, I'll, th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I. I. I, I. I. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. th. th. th. th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'clock maybe. Right, till four, yeah. And then calling it a day and coming home and doing bedtime. Yeah, well, sounds like an unbearable s'enough. Like, what are you starting so early? Isn't the point of starting so early? So that's the point. It isn't like, let's get this in the bag and then we can be watching Gladiators by 6pm. I feel like you've got into Luz's mind. That's the exact conversation I think she had with herself at about 3 o'clock on that Saturday.

Yeah. Then I get a message, she rings me like absolutely, well not shit but a little bit merry. She'd be quite pissed. Well, I'm coming back from filming. Yeah. I'm in the car and it's a long way. half seven eight lose on you'll be back before me like what I think I think he was coming back mid-afternoon she's basically dragged it out so the fucking babysitters has he done a 12-hour shift I mean that's genuinely against

EU law I think like there's no lunch hour we're not in the EU Rob that's why Lou voted me that's why Lou is one of the staunches Brexit. She's like, she hates Brexit. One of the staunches, Brexiteers, I know. Purely, so she can go on the Megalash. Well, yeah, so she's on the Megalash. She's going to be up in the Haigue on charges of human rights for poor Lisa. Anyway, I'll go first and then. I'll thuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu. the thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. She's, she's, she's, she's, she's just, she's the thoanananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananan sa. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's just just just just just just just just just just, she's just, she's just, she's just, she's just, she's just. She's just just just. She's just just just just, she's going. She's going. She's going. She's going. She's going thea. She's going. She's going in a bit later. She won't be that drunk, she was having a good time and I think you just got carried

away and stuff. But then she's like, can you apologize to Lisa for me? Because Lou gets so anxious and stressed if she's like, I think she's done so wrong or like stay like to you. I was like, well, I'll say, sorry, Lisa didn't mind at least. It's free bonds. It's like once you're there, if you haven't got anything else in your diary. She would probably think she's going to have to start to like take stuff out the next day. You shouldn't be doing breakfast and bedtime in one shift, should you? I just don't think a champagne breakfast. Proseco, so seco breakfast. Unlimited run punch. Track queens. I don't think you can then, in good conscience, just chuck everyone at a to to take to take to take to take to take to take to take to take to take to take to take to start to start to start to start. to start. to start. to start. to start to start. to start to start to start to start to start to start to start to start to start to start to take to take to start to start to start to start to start to start to start to start to start to start to start to start to start to start to start to take to take to take to take to take to take to take to take to take to take to take to take to start to start to start to start. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I'll. I. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll to the the to the the to the to the the to the the to the the to the to to the to to to the to to to to to to the the the run punch track queens I don't think you can then in good conscience just chuck everyone I call it a

day I think you've got to see it through till bedtime I agree and I think I agree and I think Lou got there a little bit too early where I think they got on there about I think actually started a half 12 but the Hendie wanted to meet a half eleven so I think Lou in hindsight I think probably would have got Lisa there a bit later and then got on a bit later. Yeah. Also when we got back we found out the dogged shoe, the babysit's shoe, and done a piss on the floor. So now it's the shoe salvageable? It depends if you want to the sandal. So have you had to buy new shoes? Yes, still going to have to buy the shoes. So lose now in the awkward position of... sort of trying to get to get to get to get to get to get to get. to get to get. to get to get. to get to get. to get. to get to get. to get. to get. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to be their. their. their their their. their their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their their their their their their their their their their thooooooomeaseaseaseaseaseaseaseaseaseaseaseaseaseaseaseasea. their their their their their their their their their their their the buy the shoes, so Lou's now in the awkward position of... It's sort of trying to guess... How does she get home? Well, I never saw the shoe. You don't want to overpay for the shoe or underpay.

I think it's weird to wear Chanel to a babysitting. I love it. She went, well, it was actually the first time I put my Chanel's on for the baby. to to to to to to to to to to to to to be boots boots boots boots boots boots boots boots boots boots boots. high boots yeah diamond stud in yeah so Lou was in a bit of a so she's had to guesstimate Lisa's feet size I don't think you pay for the no no no we're probably just friends with the money Lou's not gonna go and buy a shoe right I thought you said gues to me how much to pay for how much the sorry I was thinking you were thinking you were doing a kind of Cinderella style

situation no no no, no. Lou wasn't going to go around and present a pair of shoes. I think Lou was just going to go, oh, so here's the money to replace the shoes. Yeah, yeah. To be fair, at least you'd one, so could we just give the money for one, half a pair? Could you go into a shop and the other one would just'll probably be later on that, she's very chill. And also, it was only 7.30-ish I got back. And also the handover is easier to you than to someone who's been at a bottomless Proseco brunch and free-run punch.

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What's going on in? What's going on? We did a sweepstake at the school? I know they all had to put in a hundred quid because I've got Poland in the stream stay. And a pound for odd tights day tomorrow. Can you? They're all connected, aren't they? Well, you know, you can knock them together. Come in off. Give them to my dog.

I had to give her pajamas this morning to go swimming in. Oh, do you know what? This morning was an absolute joke of what the tod is is is is is to is to is to is to is ti is ti is tiote is tiote is to tode. tia. tiat is tiat is ti. thea. thea. theate. tha. thaa. thaa. thau. theat. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. ti. ti. ti. ti. ti. ti. tooooooooooooe. thea. thea. thea. ti all these clubs. So Lou said it out loud because Lou's in charge really of this is mental load stuff. Yeah, she's in charge of what what the kids need for school because she's a homeowner and that's one of her jobs Okay, I have jobs as well, then she also needed a guitar, she does a guitar lesson. Then she needed an empty Tupperware box because she's doing cooking again. Yeah, so Coleslaw three days in a row coming for me.

Do they provide the ingredients? Yeah, so they do do the ingredients before when she said, oh, that's good. They, swimming day in the PE, and then also at the end of that she goes to this little club, little performance club thing after school and needs a little outfit for that. Fucking hour. That's insane. How often are your kids going to go into clubs?

Too much. Yeah, that club obsessed? Oh, well, they just, do you want able to try all different things as if they like them. Of course, all in one day. It's a lot in a day, isn't it? How much of that you taking in? Yeah. You're doing your swimming lesson thing with the class? She's doing athletics, she's doing cook.

How's she fitting into the school day? Because swimming, that's got to be two two two two two two two two two two two two two the their their their their their their their to be to be to be their to be to be to be to be to be to be to be taken taken to be taken taken to be to be taken taken taken taken taken taken taken taken to be taken taken taken. taken taken. taken. taken. taken. to be taken to bea taken to bea taken to bea to be taken to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be taken. to be today. today. today. today. tha. today. today. today. tha. today. thau. thau. thau. thau. thau., I think they literally pop them in for like 10 minutes and get him out again just to fill an hour. Yeah, maybe. And then cooking's got to be longer than an hour hasn't it? It's more chopping and... Yeah. But can you imagine being a teacher and go, what are you doing to say? I'm taking 25 kids swimming. Fuck that. But I think they have a different swimming teacher at my daughter's school. So I think for the teacher it's almost like a handoff. Do you know what I mean? Yeah for the teacher, but then for the person that does it, I mean you just get used to it, I suppose, don't you say any job, you just get used to it after a while of like that's what I do. teacher who's incredible is like Miss Honey right? Yeah from Matilda. And she's like just so nice, my daughter loves her.

Everyone loves her. Is she reception your daughter? No, she's year one. Year one there, yeah. And then my daughter was like, the swimming teacher. I'm not sure I was swimming because he shouts at us. And it's like, yeah, of course you're fucking shouting, mate. Because you're in a loud pool and you could all die. Like...

You didn't say that, do you, do you? No, but there's no way a swimming teacher can go softly soft. No, no, yeah, just pop your head up there. Yeah, try to get some air. Try and keep that water out. You've got to let them test whether whether whether whether whether it themselves. Like there's just no way. So I think it must be difficult. It must be difficult. My daughter doesn't, not a massive fan of French. No. I don't know if the French tus is quite strict. Is that from lose Brexit thing? No, no lose. Lose very much. Love to love to remain or to rejoin. Talking of pro-Europe so we were watching the Euros last night

yes oh yes we've talked to go on she's in so I realized by the age of six I was into football. In 1989 I remember I was a Liverpool fan growing up yeah before I started going to watch Plymouth yeah and you'll be fully aware that in 1989 Liverpool lost the league in the last minute of the whole league to Arsenal. Yeah, Michael Thompson, Thomas, sorry. And I cried. So I would have been about six.

So my daughter's already the age I was obsessed with football. Did you remember watching that on the tellum? And all I really remember is crying. And that is why foot was a great thing to introduce him. I thought I need more of this in my life. I don't remember seeing it or what was happening but I remember being upset and then I knew I was in love. Also you were so upset that you end up going to watch fucking Plymouth. Well yeah of course. It was easier when you was a kid because you're so small you could just see it being booted in the air every three seconds. You thought they were rugby players for the first two years. I'm going to have

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battered. Anyway, let's not talk about football. Anyway, I watched her with my daughter. Back to football gun. She's got loads and loads of questions about it. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. th. their. their. their. th. their. th. th. th. th. th. their. th. to. to. to. to. to. their. their, to. to. to. to. to. to. to. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. Let, to. G. G. G. G. G. Let, to. Let. Let, to. Let. Let. Let. Let. Let. Let. Let. Let. Let. Let. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. the t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. te. te. te. te. K. ta. ta. ta. ta. G. ta. G. G. G. G. ta. G. Back to football gun. Yeah. She's got loads and loads of questions about it. Right. She was absolutely who's that. Why have they picked it up? Why are they throwing it in if I... She's a number 10. Should you drop back and play eight? Stick Trent on the bend?

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You're not, you'll be in league one in two years. We won't be in league one in two years. We'll be in there next year. I don't think you've got the infrastructure around you to build up and go beyond the championship. So you'll see. Okay, I'll see. Anyway, so wait, so wait, so I'll look, top bunk. So we're sisses been so we keep going off tracks over. So why isn't your son in the bottom bunk and you in bed with Rose? Because my daughter couldn't go on the top button. Someone shouting a house? Yeah, that's my son. They've just got back from the drop-off. Who dropped the kids off? Shell.

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even hotter. Welcome to Hell is the brand new comedy, comedy, comedy, a comedian, the-and-and-ist. And me, Dane Buckley, comedian, black belt and contemporary dance and lapse danger. Each week we read outrageous confessions from you, the listener and Judge Dunn. So come down and join us. Welcome to Hell is available now wherever you get your podcasts. You were worried. Let's go back to see why you're worried. You were worried because you've been away and then Rose come back. We've just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just the way the way. We've just the way. We've just the way. We've just their. We've their. We've their. We've their. their. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they. We're the the they. the the they. they. the they. the they. the the the the the the the the the they. the the they. the the the the the the the the the the go back to the why you're worried. You're worried because you've been away and then Rose come back. We've just been away so much, like just relaying. Yeah. And then when we were away together, I was in the top bunk and she was in. You're an extension lead away from a cabo shag. I think we were infer in the cab booth. Oh, we couldn't turn off the radiator on the first night.

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Good. There was some of it had to be held inside due to the weather. It was Apache weather. the weather. It was patchy weather and then my son, he was there because we picked him up because we got off to the caboo for the weekend. Yeah. And I've gonna be honest with you, Rob, if the best thing happened. He kicked off to such an extent that we had to leave after my daughter's races, so I was, I'd gone for the father's race. Oh, he done well there. to go for all. to. Oh, to. Oh, to. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. to. th. th. th. to. th. th. th. the th. th. th. the the the th. th. to. to. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tod. toda. toda. toda. toda. toda. toda. toda. toda. today. today. today. today. today. Oh, you done well there. Did Rose run? No, because we'd gone for the mom's race as well.

All right, you've gone for all of it. Oh, that's good. Yeah, you'd only run in that. As I left, I could see the father's race getting ready. Do you know what it is? You turn up and you think you don't normally wear our six, day to day. You don't normally wear shorts and a vest. No one had a vest on did they? Look. What could a vest? Not like a running vest, but like a I'm ripped, so it's hot vest. But you know it's for the

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No, some little fellas are Wellquick, I'm rule fox. Jose Dominguez? Aaron Lennon? Aaron Lennon. Sure, right, Phillips. Yeah, exactly. Why is it you have a really tool and strong and fast? What is it that's a different? What is it that he was exactly a really bad size for running. He was too tall to be fast. Well he used to start really slow because it took him so long to get up and but then once he was in full stride, but it's two ways basically big long strides or loads of quick little little legs. Yeah, your little legs could go really fast, can't they like? Like a cartoon? Like a cartoon. Like a cartoon. Like a can't be glad to go really fast like little legs. Yeah, I don't know. Because I get if you're big and tall and you've got long legs and you're strong, you should be fast.

It's all in proportion. So why can't they go just far as fast as small legs? Do you know what I mean? If Sean Wright Phillips, it was super fast? who was a footballer if you don't know who was five foot five or something I bet he's really fast he's probably not five foot five but he felt it because he had all other footballers When did you touch him? I can get my hands on him so fast? 1.68 meters whatever that is he's same high as me then five foot six oh right yeah, he looked tiny when he played. Yeah. I think he's bullshit. Wayne Routledge was quick. Another little fella. Yeah, let's not. Just list small people.

Let's not check the height of Wayne Roundledge. It hasn't come to checking the height of former Crystal Palace wing of Wayne Roundledge. I just googled small fast players. Ha. And they just sort of give me, he's not tell me why. Who's the shortest person and several hundred meters in the Olympics? Now that is a Google shirt. He thick. Oh, shortest person. The shortest and tallest Olympics printers.

Maurice Green was 5 foot 9'9, isn't it? Yeah, so that's not that bad. So maybe it's these little fellas at football, these little fellas at football are quick because it's the acceleration maybe. Yes, exactly. Actually, in a full race, they just get overtaken by like Carl Walker or Usain Bolt. Yeah, exactly. So I'm pitching to you at the school dad's race, 10-yard dash. Yeah, okay. For the little fellas. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I just hate adults

competing in sport. It's my worst thing. You love football. No, I don't like playing it. Just people watching the euros. No, I hate competing myself. Yeah, I hate father side when people take it too serious, it does me, I just can't bear that. It just, it's my worst thing is adults taking amateur sports series. Well, that's what, I like, Socrates, actually, I think it's hopefully is getting a bit more silly because sometimes people take it a bit seriously, like, I just don't want to be getting screamed that by Mark Wright right from to to to to to to to to to to to, the Mark Wright from Towie for not tracking back. I'm like, fuck off mate. I just want to run around and do a nutmeg.

I don't care about trapping back. I don't want to be taking a photo of myself on a treadmill in March saying, starting training for soccer aid. What you want is them to walk him from the pub. Yeah, it's a charity football football football football football football football football football football football football football football football football football football football football football football football. It's a to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be th. I to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be getting to be getting to be getting to be getting to be getting to be getting I'm to be getting I'm to be getting I to be to be to be to be I. I I to be I I I I. I I. I I to be I I I to be. I I I. I I. I to be. I I to be. I to be. I. I to be. I to be. I to be. I to be. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'm just th. I'm just th. I'm just th. the. tho. thooo. th. the. th. th. the. thoooooooo. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. I'm to to to walk him from the pub. Yeah, it's a charity football match, guys. I think they should do it. You can only play if you've had five pints. So, Lou at about 1 p.m. Yeah, I'd watch that, wouldn't you?

Yeah, of course. How good at Soccerate Dishers, it's slightly different. They're only allowed to play if they've had five pints, and for every every every every, and for, shot. That did great like. Yeah. Right Josh, we do some small business? Yeah, why not. Sorry if that's a little place. We were a very busy period of time.

Oh my daughter wasn't a sleepover thing. Oh yeah. She actually loved it. Oh, I then there was a concert. She sang in the choir club, revolting children. She was singing that. She she she she she she she she she she was she was a s she was a th. So she was a th. So she was a ting children, they were singing that. She had a line in that. So cute watching it.

So much we haven't talked about, and what have we talked about? I'd struggle to say. Still not told me about Telford. I'll save it Friday morning. Fuck that. Oh, I can't. What should you watch for till Friday to think of something. I just, I just went to Telford.

No, no, save it. Okay. You set it up nicely that. You just went to Telford. That's how all great Hollywood stories start. Yeah, from Bristol. I've never done that journey. Yeah, I bought some shorts in Bristol. Whoa, Josh. Easy with the gold.

Why did you need shorts? Because I wanted to use the gym and I hadn't got my PE kit. P.E. They call it that. Did you go to the gym? Yeah. All right, that's good. How is the gym going anyway?

Good. I'm enjoying it. I don't like a hotel. thressthe podcast. You know, Scott Bennett, who was on the show a couple of times? Yeah. Who told us that amazing story about his daughter, who had a very rare condition about blood sugar levels and stuff like that? Yeah, go and list to that episode if you haven't, because it's an absolute cracker. Oh, it's he back and just did a more of a straightforward one. Anyway he is now off the back of the feedback from that show on how much people liked it. He's

doing Edinburgh Fringe this year and he's up there doing his show stuff which is his normal stand-up show just a straight stand-up set and that's 845 from the 13th to the 25th of August at Just the Tonic, Scott Benick can book tig. But he's also doing at 3.15 p.m. in the afternoon, 13th of August to the 25th of August. He is doing a show that he's written Yeah. About the story that he told on here. Oh wow. It's called Blood Sugar Baby, where he took all about the uplifting tad of one family, one rare genetic condition and one hell of

a hairy baby. And yeah, so you can go and watch Scott in the afternoon doing his show about the blood sugar baby, his daughter or both, his stand-up show stuff in the evening which is more of his straight upstander. So, and also, Josh, Radio 4 has commissioned Blood Sugar Baby for one of a special next year. Wow this show's gonna be on radio 4 so well done Scott he came on and told that story never told before do we get a cut of that then Roe hey mate you know that I'm sort of heart wrenching story about the terrible time you had with your daughter with a genetic condition yeah yeah we own that story now we gave you a bit of a leg up that we own that story we're that we wea we we we the the the the the the the th the th the the the th the th the the th th the the th th th the the th th th tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho the tho tho tho tho tho th th th th th tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho th th th th th th th th th th th th th the story the story the story the story the story the story the story the story the story the the the the the the the the the the the the the tho the the tho tho tho to to to to to to to to to to to to to toooooooooo to to to to to to to to to. But no, we don't get any of that quite rightly. It's all going to Scott. So support Scott. Listen to it already for. Or you can go and see it live at the Edinburgh. the Edinburgh.

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It's got me through many long trips down the M5 to Devon. Do you think is Wayne Rooney, Rob? I actually knew Josh Josh thosh thosh thosh th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th. th. th. th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thii. to to to thiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. thii. thi. thi, I was younger. Oh! Because I grew up in the same village and love hearing very specific references about Devon Life. I'm hoping you can give me a small business shout-up for my friend's yoga studio. Elevate yoga studio in central Bristol offers over 30 classes every week including pregnancy yoga and parent and baby classes. It's also the perfect place to have a child-free hour or to yourself if that's what you need. For anyone with achy backs from carrying kids or parents who need to restore energy levels with an hour of calm, they have yoga classes suitable for everyone, including complete beginners. If you're totally exhausted, you are also welcome to just come and lie on the floor for the whole hour without getting interrupted by someone asking you for a snack. You can find out more and book into a class at www.Elevate together.co.Uk. Use the discount

code parenting hell, all caps. You get 15% off any membership. Stay sexy and relatable. Carrie strope Caroline Brassley. I remember her Bristol originally from Ilsington. Yes you are. I knew as her as Caroline Brassley, but she's become Carrie. Really? Did you hang out with Caroline? She's a similar age? She was in my priory school. An ex-fraim?

Her brother Charlie, Brustley, was the year below me. Right. So she and she was his younger sister, so she's probably two or three years below me but my dad built their garage. Fucking out. Is you a proper builder guy your dad? Built a garage. He was for a bit yeah he built their garage. P.S. P.S. I've driven part I doubt they still live there but if they do are you still using a garage? P.S. We have lost the fucking touch. I mean look still using your using your garage, if you've, basically, you might as well, are you still in the house?

No one's in the house, not using the garage. Exactly. It's a death trap. P.S. totally unnecessary, but I found a photo of Josh from old photo albums and thought I'd include it. our Instagram. Which one are you? The kind of the one who's in a t-shirt I'd wear these days. You're in a stripy t-shirt, Josh, why is your head so fucking long? My head? Your hair is bigger than your head. I think it's the angle of my head because my head's coming forward. You look mental that looks like an actual helmet. It was the 80s, right?

Your head's too so big, you've got a big head, you've got a big head, you've got a big head. Yeah, I've got a big head. Yeah, I've got a massive fringe, is that why you have your hair like that? What? What? Have you got a really big fringe? the foreed, that's a big F. You can fucking talk, Rob. Look at you! You've got a big fore-ed, I think you've got a bigger forehead than me. Alright, okay, well let's get a tape measure out next time we see each other and we'll find out, fucking L. F'da'er. Fn't the Ba's your uncle. Pass the Bafta. But you can't get a bafter from a podcast.

You can if you cover that, I think you'll probably be elevated up. What a thrilly? That episode was so good, we're going to give it a bafter. When they got Wayne Routledge on to confirm his height, I can't fucking believe it. Right, we must have lost some listeners from this one. This has been, I'd say our shittest episode. I don't know if it's, I've just feel really at sea. Oh, it's fucking awful. I'm bobbing around like a fucking plastic call. Bit trivia for you, as you listen to the end of this,

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