Parenting Hell with Rob Beckett and Josh Widdicombe - S8 EP50: Janine Harouni

Episode Date: June 28, 2024

Joining us this episode to discuss the highs and lows of parenting (and life) is the brilliant comedian - Janine Harouni. You can get tickets for Janine's new tour HERE Parenting Hell is a Spotify Podcast, available everywhere every Tuesday and Friday. Please leave a rating and review you filthy street dogs... xxx If you want to get in touch with the show here's how: EMAIL: [e-mail] INSTAGRAM: @parentinghell MAILING LIST: parentinghellpodcast.mailchimpsites.com  A 'Keep It Light Media' Production  Sales, advertising, and general enquiries: [e-mail] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hello, I'm Rob Beckett. And I'm Josh Winnockham. Welcome to Parenting Hell, the show in which Josh and I discuss what it's really like to be a parent, which I would say can be a little tricky. So, to make ourselves and hopefully you feel better about the trials and tribulations of modern-day parenting, each week we're chatting to a famous parent about how they're coping. Or hopefully how they're they're tha be hearing from you the listener with your tips, advice and of course, tales of parenting woe. Because let's be honest, there are plenty of times when none of us know what we're doing.

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It's more cash on hand to grow with up the powerful backing of American Express. Terms and Commissions apply. Visit MX.C.A. slash business platinum. Hello, you're listening to Parents in Hell with Kids. Can you say Rob Beckett? Rob Beckett. And can you say Josh Widdickum? Well done! Wow! Our first cult leader. Do you know what that felt like it felt like she was hosting a quiz on CBBCB-B-B-B-B-B-Bi-A.... to-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X. to-X. H. H. H. H. H. H. H. H. H. H. H. H. H. to-X, to-X, to-X, to-X, to-X, to-X, to-X, to-X. H, to-X. H, to-X. H, to-I. H. H. H. H, to-I. to-I. to-I. to-I. to-I. to-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I. th. th. th, th, th, th, th, thc. thc. H. th-I. th-I. thi. thi. th-I. thi. th. thi. to-I. to-I. to-I. H. H. to-I. H you know what that felt like? It felt like she was hosting a quiz on CBC. You know when you're like, kids, are you ready? You've got to go through the gunge, then you've got to defeat the man dressed as a pirate,

and then you've got to collect the tokens. Yeah, that felt like a great energy like it was a birthday party or a family event and they went oh while we're all here let's do this. I'm gonna tell you Rob. Go on. Oh wow do you know what fair play to Tanya. Tanya. Tanya. Tanya. tanya. tanya is a sort of posh Tanya in it. Her PS is fucking incredible. P.S. I've scheduled sending this for 5 a.m. on a Monday morning to be top of the inbox. And it worked. Fucking brilliant. She's on fire, Tanya. But I'm going to

tell you now, I think where she is is your idea of hell. Oh, okay is she, she is at Tottenham Hotspur's stadium teaching children maths at 6 a.m. on a Monday. No, she's not Rob, what she is doing? This is Dylan, Amelia, Jackson, Mayor, Seth, Nathan, Lottie and Missy, age 96. They are posh. to 4144 months. This is recorded at our 12th NCT Holiday Get Together.

Fucking L-Tania. Having met 13 years ago when we were pregnant with our firsts. I know this sounds like hell Rob. She's nailed it as well. At least we know each other. You know what we like we don't like. But it's genuinely the best week of our year. Josh you'd love it. I don't know. Eight adults, eight kids, a big villa and a lot of food, drink and laughter. Yeah? I thought they were going to be camping, so the villa I'm on board with. We are all big fans of the show. Yes, the kids too. Thanks for all the last keeping sexy and relatable. Laura and Alex, Vic and Al, Tanya and James, Karen and Nish. Right, I'm going to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say the the the the same. I'm going the same. I'm going the same. I'm going their. I'm going their. I'm going their. I'm going their. I'm going their. I'm their. I'm their. I'm going. I'm going their. I'm their. I'm their. I'm their. I their. I they they they they they they're they're they're they're they. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th say something here, and I don't want to cause ruptions in what looks like a quite a wholesome event. There is no way all eight adults like each other. Forget the kids.

There is no way. I get the feeling Tanya may get on with everyone. I get the feeling Tanya may get on with Tanya, but there may be other infighting in there. Give me the names again, I'm gonna predict you don't like each other. Okay. Laura and Alex, what do you think of Laura and Alex? Laura works in finance, Laura works in H.R., a jail, they're no trouble.

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the name Nish in the last few years. Oh, Nish, not for me, she's a Karen, they're swerve it. They've even sent in a lovely picture of their kids by the lake. And I've absolutely shattled all over their week. Yeah, but I'm not gonna. Maybe I'm wrong, but that's my gut. That's what my gut's telling me. Well, she said you'd hate it. was predictable with which emails he chose, Rob was predictable with this reaction, and I was there as well.

No, but what I've done is I've not just gone, that wouldn't be my cup of tea, I've gone through the names of all the people attended and told Tanya why I think they don't like it, which things a bit much. She's added go. Nish. Dirty. Nish and Vic. Absolutely. Fuck bastard. Nish and Vic. But no, I'm glad you have a nice time. And do you know what it sounded like they were having fun? So maybe, because you know, we've got friends that we get on with the parents and all the kids get on and there genuinely is no ruptions either way. However, finding that with four couples is impressive but I'm not saying it's impossible. But that's just my gut instinct on it Josh but I'm glad you've had a great time, Tanya. Thank you for sending that in. Have a great holiday. We're going away with two couples this weekend Rob. Yeah. So this is recorded before

before Father's Day Rob. Right, okay. But we're in separate, it's like a posh cabin sort of thing, isn't it? Yeah, cabins, yeah, yeah. Three separate cabins, yeah. We're not all in one. No, that's good. I think that's very healthy. The euro starts on Friday, roll. Oh, yes, please.

that's going on the telly, please tell me that's going on the telly. I'm watching. I'm at the stage of my life now, but if they're all in one cabin having a laugh, I'd say, well if you're all going to watch it and you don't on the tell you'll sit in the other cabin until 10 o'clock then I'll come back. Yeah, yeah, of course. And I'm willing to the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm thin thin thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' tho' tho' tho' tho' that' that's thee thee tho' that's that's that's tho' tho' tho' tho' tho' tho' tho' tho' tho' tho' tho tho tho tho tho tho tho thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' tel tel tel tel tell. I'll tell. I'll tell. I'll tell-tell-tell-tell-tell-tell-tell-tell'-tell' they're something like that. It's holiday, it's holiday, holiday rules, Josh. Yeah, exactly. Do you what I'm doing for Father's Day? Well that's it, his father's day on the Sunday as well, Rob. What are you doing? Are you coming home, will you stand? Well, we'll still be there. In the morning

and then Lou's taking the kids to her dad's to see her dad in the morning and then I'll see the kids in the afternoon so. Well that may not happen and I get cancelled last minute but that's the plan. Also, what do you think about this, Josh? Lou said backwards cap on me. What did you say about it? She likes me wearing a backwards cap, and this is a caveat, on holiday. I think you look like you're going undercover in a school to try and find some teenagers that are. What like Channing Tatum in, was it called? Yeah, I don't know.

With Jonah Hill. Yeah, 40nd Street. No, it was a fucking how old are we? 21 jobs show up. that. Miracle with 34th Street, yeah, I know the one. America is 34th Street. But yeah, Lou's it's quite like the backwards cat on holiday. I didn't know Lou was a pedophile, fair enough. Wow, do you know what I mean?

Got to do to keep her interested. And it's about 4th Street, 40 seconds, right? 21 Chagg Street. Email in, if you've got any stories about getting the names of things mixed up. I mean, really? Is that a good one? Yeah, go on. It's worth a good play. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's worth a good play of grand shaggers to once I called Shorthan Redemption the Shorshank Exception. I liked it that's a bit of fun that. Do you know what it's a bit

of bloody fun? Exactly. Michael if you do email those things if you could chettle them for 5 a.m. on Monday mornings at the top of the inbox. Oh poor Michael's gonna have a horrible Monday. Michael I love that. the point now. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their. their. their. their. their. their cha. I. I. I. I their. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I'm. I. I. I. I. I. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. t. t.a.a.a.a. t.a.a.a.a. t.a.a. t.a.a. the.a. S. I'm. S. I'm. S. I. S. love that, he loves films. I suppose the point now is you've got to work out at what point on a Monday morning Michael's checking the inbox and get a minute because now 5 a.m. Go 515. Really you should go 515 and then someone's gonna go. How late can you go? It's a game of kind of brinkmanship. How late can you go. Right, well, should we introduce our episode? This is Janine Haruni.

You will find that out at the start because we ask her. This is Janine Haruni. It's a good one. Well, we speak about Doomsday Preppers quite a lot. Talk about her stand-up career and the fact that her husband does a tour support and we ask quite a lot on early questions about New York. Because we're a couple of about you, I've got a backwards cap. I don't think a nerd has a backwards cap, mate. No, sorry. They're too busy studying to change her hat. I'm surprised you didn't ask her whether she'd ever been to 34th Street or 40 Second Street. You're having up the old 21st street. Janine, please excuse me, you pronounce Haryoni or horoni? Like peroni. It's Haroni. Haroni. Like Peroni. Perfect.

Yeah, yeah. That's where you live being in London using Peroni as an example. In America I used to say Herony like Bologna. And I tried that here and they were like, I don't know either of those. Bologna. Well, welcome to the podcast. Jureen.

Oh, oh no. I'm Peroni by it. Janine Heroni. How are you, Janine? I'm good. How are you, Rame? Great. Josh, you're all right? Yeah, I'm good. I'm good.

You're very busy. You're in Dubai on tour, or is it one of the circuit gigs out there? I'm on tour. I'm doing, I'm doing, tour, tour, tour, to to tour, to to tour, to to tour, to to to, to to to, to to to to to to to to to, to to, to to to to to to, to, too, to to to to to to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, too, here. Honestly, this was the perfect time because I'm not, I've got nine months son at home. So doing anything in the same house as a baby is a ticking time bum. Well, you've left your son for, what, is it 48 hours or whatever? Yeah, yeah. How much do you check in or are you enjoying the time away? Zero.

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weekend and gone just doing Cincinnati and blah blah blah and then... Well we did stay for an extra night because it was my husband's birthday I always forget this poor man's birthday I booked a show in Boston on his birthday and then had to style it out. And they made him work. Yeah I was like no I planned it so that wea I planned it so that we could stay an extra night in Boston and thank God actually Boston is a super cool city and we had a really nice time. Yeah that is a good one to be in Boston. You could have been in some action shit. Yeah, it's really cool, isn't it? Yeah, yeah, exactly. Yeah, like Raleigh, North Carolina. That was not. That's the thing. You completely guilt free as a couple if you're both working. Exactly. Exactly. If you just went to America drop your kid your the the their th you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It. It. It. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It. It's. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It's. It. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's really. It's really. It's really. It's really. It's really. It's really. It's really. It's really. It's really. It's really. It's really. It's really. It's really. It's really. It's really. America for three weeks. You'd be like got a fucking parent's this but when you are officially doing that as work, it's the ultimate getaway.

And I mean work is an hour and a half a night. We had so much free time. It was crazy. And we had also because my parents don't get to see miles very often because they don't like traveling too much so so it's only whenever we come over, they get to see him. They were just lapping it up. And my mom was a maternity nurse when she was working. So your child's returned to you actually sleeping better kind of rhythms. Genuinely, genuinely, they sleep trained him while we were away, and now he sleeps through the night. Oh my god. It was unbelievable. It is the first the first the first, the first, the first, the first, the first, the first, the first, th. It's, th. It's, th. It's, th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thoom. thoomom. thoomom. thoom. thoom. thoom. thoom. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, thi. So, thi. So, thi. So, thi. So, thi. So, tho. So, tha. So, tha. So, tha. So, tha. thoooooooooooooooooooooo. So, tha. So is this the first grandchild of theirs or of their other other?

No, it's the third, but it's the first grandson. So he does get, I think. Right, a little bit special treatment. Yeah, he gets preferential treatment, yeah. Can I ask what it's like having your husband open for you? I know this isn't what you not do this bit like is there ever is there any situation going on there's one joke that he has that's about me that's very funny but I've asked him not to do it and is it acknowledged that he's your husband when he's on

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or don't listen, if you say don't do crowd work, because I want to talk to them, and then they go out and do crowd weight, you know, we're very good to go out. I'm like I've written the jokes. I want to come out, do the show. There's a bit of crowd work in, but I don't, I never do it at the top because I'm always just a little too nervous to deviate. That works really well then. Really well, thankfully, yeah. And what was the joke that you had to take out? I'm not tell. I'm like, I'm not telling not the not the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to to to to to to to their to to to tel. I'm not tel. I'm not tel. I'm not tel. I'm not to tel. I'm not to to to to to to to to to to to to to to told. I'm not told. I'm not told. I'm not told. I'm not told. I'm not told. I'm not told. I'm not told. I'm not to. I'm not to. I'm not to. I'm not tel. I'm not te. I'm. I'm. I'm. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. I'm. to. to. I'm like, I don't want people to know this. And he's like, they don't know if it's real. I'm like, oh, it's real. Well, especially if you've got to come on after,

because you sort of have to address it, like a right or reply almost. But is he allowed to do that routine, thrown. Is he allowed to me to say and so I've had to tweak them or stop doing them. That's fair enough. I think that's only fair. Why have your partners said you can't say certain jokes? No, but I think I'm, I don't do that much about our relationships. I don't, it's not a situation which has arisen if that makes sense. I've had people ask me to tweaks. I used to do a routine about some of my cousins saying that they was in prison and my mom was like, can you not say that? Because auntie might get out. I'm like, well, it's true. Right, wow. What was he in prison for? Oh, all sorts. I mean, I don't need to go through the full charge list. It was just like a video footage of me and my family growing up and I was like, th like, th like, th like, th like, th like, th like, th like, th, th, th, th, th, th like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th like, thi, th like, thi, thi, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the te, thea, thea, thea, thea, thea, thea, thea, the thea, their their to little kid. That's very funny. But I think it's different though if you are in the public eye or especially at your show you've got to go on.

If someone talks about your paul history and then you're on stage next, it's like you've got to address it almost and then it's just an awkward way to start. He used to do this bit where he tellain't he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he thinks I wanked the dog off. And so I had to like come on and be like, I don't wank the dog off. I suck them off. No cleanup. You've both got similar kind of evenings then and stuff. So you're both around a lot in the day and then, how do you work that? Well, Andrew does, he mo- his main job is he directs.

So he does, actually recently he started directing specials, so he is gone in the night. So we have an amazing friend of ours who used to be a nanny. She's also a comic. Basically I just employ comics. Yeah. It's a real laugh being your baby. It must be an absolute hoot. You know what, he, because I did Edinburgh when I was nine months pregnant with him. So I think because of that he laughed so much because I think he just heard laughter so much while he was in the womb. Oh he wasn't at my Edinburgh. I did Rose was pregnant when you was in Edinburgh at Rocheon. So you did Edinburgh at nine months. So was there a chance you were going to give birth

in Edinburgh? Yeah, yeah, we had to register at like the Royal Infirmary. It was so stupid. I don't know what we were thinking. How soon after did you give birth then? A week? A week. Yeah.

Do you want to hear something crazy? My agent, when we were talking about whether or not I should do it, she's given birth to two kids in her house with no medication. One of them, her midwife, didn't even get there in time. She just gave birth on the toilet. She's like, birth is easy. You know, she has no concept of how afraid I was. And she was went into labor, you can always just get on a train and go down to London I was like what? I don't know anything about giving birth

But I'm sure we shouldn't involve the British rail. Yeah, yeah, I know the moment as well Avanie West Coast the kid would be about four months by the time you got there Because Romish he had his kid in Edinburgh, didn't he? His third kid. Now looking at his career is the most rummish thing ever, isn't it? Yeah, yeah, the signs were there, weren't they? He did the gig? And then... He did the gig? He did the gig?

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and I mean a C-section isn't easy the recovery is really painful it's not a laugh is it no it's if someone told you that they had surgery while they were awake abdominal surgery while they were awake on a battlefield do you think that was the most badass thing you'd ever heard? Yeah. But when women do it, they're like, well you just pop that baby out the sunroof. It's like yeah of a car that doesn't have a sunroof. Yeah, I've got a cut in a sunroof to get the baby out. Well that's the thing is the thing, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, the thi, thi, the the the the thing, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, they, like, like, they, they, like, they, they, they, like, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, theyto it as well and there's also like a weird like showing off thing of like you know when you give birth naturally and I hit no birth and it was the most magical experience and I've felt a one with my body and nature and I'm like okay well fair enough if you like that but no

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And my son looks exactly like him. How have the first nine months been then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then? It's exhausting isn't it? You see now why sleep deprivation is used as a torture technique? Yes. Yes. That comes up a lot I think in the first year when people mention that. Now that he's sleeping, he's been sleeping through the night for about three weeks now, now it feels a little bit more, we feel a bit more human. I think we may have painted a slightly sort of two rosy picture of like drop them off for the mother-in-laws and go on to city breaks because that's sort of like a very finite amount of time when you're tour.

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I think I did stand up maybe three weeks after. I do a lot of voiceover stuff, so I went in and did a voiceover off. After a C-section as well. My voiceover is very easy. You're just sitting down talking, so it wasn't that bad. Don't say that to the David Atmabe, David, David, to to to to to to to to to to to to to tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thi, that, that, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thr-a, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, the thi.. thi. thr. thr. I. I. I. I's, thr. thr. tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, th. tha really tough. It's quite nice just to hear someone go, do you know what, fuck this? How many do you have? Do you just have one? No, I've got two. We've got two. And genuinely I think for Lou, not to speak for her, but she's mentioned it before in books and stuff and on here, they're like, actually the being pregnant and giving birth part, that is more of an issue I think for her and for us than it is having an extra child in the house kind of thing because

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The other one leaves to get restless leg syndrome. Yeah, which is a very funny name for a really awful thing. Yeah, I know, it's like, all right, your legs are moving a bit of whatever, but she's like, all night, she has legs just constantly going, and it's sort of like, it's like, it must be so infuriated, just the whole thing and then you roll over and just see a sort of fat snoring bloke with nothing Nothing nothing happening to apart from going oh yeah That one's coming yeah everyone's slapping on the back congratulations All my husband to do was just his favorite thing ever and then he had a kid and I had to do nine months and

and recover from a season That's just a disaster your publicity for the tour is you pregnant so when was this tour is you pregnant. So when was this taken? I was only just gone five months pregnant, but he was such a big baby, which is another reason I have to see such. I mean, he's massive now. He's nine months, but he wears two-year-olds clothing.

Is your husband big? Yeah, honestly, I think it's our bothers. So my father's six, four, and he's really big. And his dad, I think, is six four, and he's really big. And when I gave birth, I just looked at that kid. And I was like, I gave birth to my father and the tho. He looks exactly like my husband's dad. That is horrible, though. You know what that?

No one wants that, to look. be like your family. Yeah I'm not sure if my husband's dad looks like my baby or if he just looks like babies it's hard to know. So you let me take you through the remaining tour dates you got Dubai well that's tonight. Cork in Ireland Southampton Amsterdam that's exciting yeah and then London Stratford East early in Lates and Paris and Paris. Thanks Charles so will you take the baby with you then London Stratford East early in Lakeshore. And Paris. And Paris. Thanks, Josh. So will you take the baby with you then if you're both there and if your husband's supporting you and you can't drop them a bit out of the way to go back to New York to drop the baby off and then go to Paris? For these dates, no. For these dates, my husband's he's taken one for the team. the team. the team. the team. the team. the team. the team. the team. the team. the team. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. thi. thi. So the. th. So th. So th. So th. So th. So th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. And if th. And if th. And if th. And if th. And if th. And if th. And if th. And if th. And if th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And the. And the. And the. So, the. So, their the. So, their their their thea. So, their thea. So basically the show in Stratford, I'm filming, that's why there's two that day. Oh, wicked.

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Because it was like an open mic gig in the foyer. I don't know if it's still going, but I've done maybe three or four gigs and when three or four have gone well you're like, oh I can do this. And then the utter shock of that first death is like awful. That was a tough gig though, too fair. It was basically like cheap booze and I think cheap food to try and fill it up on a Monday. And the company was free, they being paid. So they just were chatting and talking when I was on. And you're in front of a glass window as well so people like walking past on the street like. Yeah and they would give you shit free the window.

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It's so weird. It's so weird because I'm American and Andrews Irish. And I'll be honest with you, my only reference point for British kids is just American horror movies. There's always just a creepy little English kid. Just creeping around, like, hello, mummy. Like, I don't want that. Because he will have the accent. I know, I know.

And then obviously, if your husband's Irish, who's you born in Ireland as well? Yeah, Dublin, yeah. Which, come on, what a cute accent that is. What cute accent that is. Would you consider moving back to one to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to tothat is. Would you consider moving back to one of the two? Just so that my I enjoy my son's voice more. Yes. Yeah, it's worth it, isn't it? Yeah. We might move maybe to Ireland. It's very hard when you have kids when you don't have any family around. So yeah, I don't know. The state scares me because there's just guns everywhere now, more than even when I was living there. Yeah. I mean, so many people in my family, and not even conservative members of my family, liberals.

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And your other brother's got to got a drive to Arizona. Oh he's got a drive to Arizona to access the bunker. His is for the end of the world though. That's for the end of days. And what does he think is going to lead to the end of days? So all these doomsday preppers have all different ideas of what it is that it's going to be and his is that the power grid goes down. Right. So that we suddenly lose power, internet, running water. Yeah, but that used to happen all the time when I was a kid, you just light a few candles for 45 minutes and you're fine. Right, until it goes back up, but what if someone, if someone were to attack that, let's say they blow it up beyond repair, like nuke it. The power would be down for months.

I mean, you saw with COVID how quickly the supermarkets were empty. Yeah, yeah. When that happens, people panic. And so the reason he has all the guns is because he said, it's not your enemy. You should be scared of. It's your neighbor. Oh my God. Because when people are hungry, they become desperate. It's a great one.

I might be a doomsday preppin. Oh my God. But he has got food and water their. not just guns. Yeah. You've never seen someone more vindicated than when COVID happened and people couldn't buy stuff and my brother just opened up his spare room and it was full of like bags of legumes and rice and pasta. And is he a laugh about it? Sounds like you double-checking someone that's on a stag do. Yeah, he sounds cool but he can be really intense about it in some ways. I mean he came and visited and we live right behind a fireworks Store and so they set fireworks off every weekend and when that happened he was like that's a smith in West in 22 gauge and my husband was like I'm pretty sure it's just fireworks and he's like you think I don't know what a gun sounds like and we were like okay Okay, okay, it's a gun. But also I think he thinks of it a little bit like the boy. the boy. the boy. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I. I's. I's. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that. think he thinks of it a little bit like the Boy Scouts. He's learning all these skills, you know how to make a CB radio out of, I don't know,

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I just saw on your website. I was like, what is that? So what did you do? You won so many things in 2019. In 2019. It was a good year. It must have been a nightmare. Yeah, basically the new act that came through, you won the BBCC New Comedy- Moose, 99 Club, Laughing Horse New Act of the Year, that's basically like doing the treble, the Amuse Moose, the BBC and the Laughing Horse. And then COVID strikes and you can't kind of be a comedian off the back of that. You sound like my therapist.

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things to come back, don't get paid. However, if they said, do you want to go on zoom and no, no, that's not fun. Unless there's money. Just criticize someone's exercise bike in their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their thoomotheothe. thoesomeomeomeomeomea. Juste. Juste. Juste. Juste. Just. I's thoomice is. Just. Just. Just. Just. Just. Just. Just. Just. Just. Just. Just. Just. Just. Just. Just. Just is. Just is. Just is. Just is. Just is. Just. Just. Just. Just. Just. Just. Just. Just. Just. I's is. I's is. I's is. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's th. th. th. th. th. th's thi. I's th's th's th. I's th. I's th. I'm. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just, th. I'm just, th. I'm just, like, th. I'm just. Just, th. Just, th. Just. Just. someone sitting room. Yeah, exactly. Watching someone making a risotto in their kitchen while you're eating comedy. Right, I wish we did a final question. Oh yeah, we always finish on the final question, which is the same question, which is, is there one thing about your husband as a parent, that you're just in awe of, you're so impressed with that something parenting wise you think I just couldn't do that and on the other side of the coin is there's something he does that you haven't brought up with him but were he to listen to this it's a way to communicate to him that that really does your head in about his parenting. Well we do couples therapy so if there was something I had to be a. Coupl the time or is it just once a week? We've taken a break now because we're

touring so much. Well from therapy or from each other? Therapy. And actually I think our therapist misses us which is really nice. Oh sweet. Yeah, we've been going for since the pandemic. No matter how much you love someone you shouldn't spend 24 hours a day together. That was rough. So for who brings up the couple's therapy? Is it a joint decision or is there one that goes I think we would benefit from this? I brought it up which doesn't of course doesn't go well and then we saw this therapist in person who's not our therapist now and I loved her but all she did was just take my side with everything. So obviously he felt very cornered every time we went in there and after a while we're like oh yeah we are just paying a stranger 70 quid to listen to us arguing for an hour. I'll think I'll want to be a therapist.

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What if I'm not here? I can't just be in charge of turning the oven off. I think some of them make a lot of money if they invented, you know the way that the refrigerator? You know the way the way the way the way the way the way the way the way the way the way the way that the way that the way the way that the way that the way the way the way that the way the way the way the way the way the way that that the way the way that that the way the way the way that that that the way that the way the way the way the way the way the way the way the way the way the way the way that the way that the way that the way the way the way the way the way the way the way the way the way the way the way the way the way the way the way the way the the the the the the the the the the refrigerator the refrigerator the refrigerator the the the the refrigerator the refrigerator the refrigerator beeps that's the refrigerator beeps that's sense that there was no pot on top of the open clay. Oh yeah, that's a good idea. Can I just say copyrighted? Yeah, that's absolutely solid as a rock that. Yeah.

Enjoy your fortune. Yeah, this is June the 12th, 2024. That's when that idea has been tabled. And can I say a nice thing? Yeah, of course. He's endlessly patient. So I can be so, let's go, we gotta get this time, we gotta go, and he's just very calm and very patient with our son and very loving. And I feel like I'm in a constant mode of, we only have one hour,

I gotta get to work, I gotta do this. And basically what I'm saying is I think he thi think think think think think think thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi, thi, thi, I'm thi, I'm tho, tho, tho-a, tho-a, tho-a, tho-a, tho, thi, thi, thi, th. thi, th. thi, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, I'm thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, that, that, that, thateea, thatea. thea'''''ea'ea'ea'ea'ea'ea'ea'ea, thea, theto get to work I got to do this and basically what I'm saying is I think he's an amazing mom and I think I'm an okay dad. That is the perfect ending. Thank you so much and good luck with your tour. Thanks, guys. We've got Dublin, Paris, Cork, Southampton, Amsterdam but then the big ones for recording. Yes. Stratford East, Theatre Royal in London. Early show, what time is the early show? 5 p.m. is the early show and it's about an hour and 20 minutes. So if you're coming from just outside of London, you'll be able to get the train home. Lovely. He embedded a reasonable hour. Thank you very much Haroni. Haroni. Haroni. It's good when you say rhymes with because it means you remember it forever. Yeah. Yeah. Well then I said Jorine rather than Janine Haroni. theironi, not baloney. Yeah. That was a lot of doomsday stuff and guns.

I liked it. I know but it's fucking fascinating stuff like that. I felt a bit like. I am I talking too much much too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too much too much too much too much to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their their their. I their. I their their. I their. I their. I to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their. I the their. I th. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I'm. I'm. I'm. I th. I th. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I th. I like it. I know, but it's fucking fascinating stuff like that. I felt a bit like, am I talking too much about a brother being a doomsday guy? But really, things like that are fascinating. Especially me and you are so obsessed with a New York and America from film to knife. But we're just like, what, what's Brooklyn like? A pathetic little English nerds and she's like, ah, it's like, okay, it's like, I don't mean, I've never been. Talk to me about the ferry that goes past the Statue of Liberty

and you can have a drink on it. Can you imagine that go in two pints of Milo light please and they give you a fucking pint of lager and you look at the statue Libby and you look at the statue a little bit and you go, this is living. Exactly. Right, I'll see you on Tuesday, Josh, but I'm going to make sure you go and see Janine Haruni in Stratford and on YouTube in a few weeks and buy a new hob. All right. Bye. Bye.