Parenting Hell with Rob Beckett and Josh Widdicombe - S8 EP51: "My head's gone..."

Episode Date: July 2, 2024

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Did you hear that? Yeah, I heard that. Are they in 1990? Is blind dates still a thing? Scousers love Scylla Black. I know, so are they watching it on gold? I don't know, Josh. Who are that? You know who they are?

Joe and Mabel from Liverpool. Yeah. Thanks keeping it entertained through the horrors of parenting a three-nager. Let me just Google Blind Day. I bet it's been brought back with someone and I didn't know. Why have you've tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha thinininin' thuuuu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu tho tho-I they're they're thu they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're to be to be to to to to to to to to to to to to to too. I too. I too've just been out. All right okay. You've been somewhere you're trying to impress. Where have you been? No I haven't been somewhere I was trying to impress. It wasn't that hot when I left the house. Right, okay. Blind date, it came back with Paul O'Grady 2017 to 2019. Didn't Holly Willough be doing for a bit or she did surprise surprise surprise surprise surprise you what there's a meme not a meme or tick-to-do with I think it's still a black guy surprise surprise surprise I've got yes like oh brother what's that brother brother what's that oh you're so old what about hawk to a spin on that phone

no I just not interested you must know what these memes are I don't know what that's that? Oh, you're so old. What about Huck Toor spin on that phone? No, I just not interested. You must know what these memes are. I don't know. Why would I? I'm gonna lose my job. I'm panicking. I'm gonna lose my job. What's that? Josh, what world are you living in mate? The world of a 41-year-old father of two, right? Okay, well, Michael's not. Well, Michael's not here today because he's away. Will's here who's recording this, Will. Will's cool. He's young and he's got a baseball cat. He's 33, okay, so you're not young. How do you know Will's 33? Because you were late again and I was making lovely little small talk. What's kind of fucking weird small talk? Will? I was two minutes late and you asked him? Will? I was two minutes late and you asked him. Will, how old are old? th? th? th? th? th? th? th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. He, th. He, th. He, th. He, th. He, th. He, th. He, th. He, th. He, th. How, th. He. How, th. How, th. How, th. How, th. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He? He. He. He? He's, th. He's, th. He's, th. He's, th. He's, th. He's, th. He's, th. He's, th. He's, th. He's, th. He's, th. He's, th. He's, th. He's denying that you asked him. I'm saying it's weird that you asked him. And basically, I feel like what I just heard there was the start of your conversation. You turned it on, I wasn't hearing, and you said, Will, how old are you? tell?

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Grow up. Grow down, grow something, I don't know when this goes out, but your positivity, because of your new fucking life choices, is pissing me off when it's pissing me off when it comes to football. I'm happy for you to be a very well balanced man with great mental health when you're at work with your family, but when it comes to football, you can fuck off with all this take a chill build stuff. It's doing my th. What's. What's. What's th. What's th. What's th. What's th. What's th. What's th. What's th. What's th. What's th. What's th. What's th. What's th. What's th. What's th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. the their is is is their, is is their, is their, is their, is their, is is their. their. their. their is is piss. their is piss. th. thi. thi. thi. thi's thi's thi's tha's tha's tha's toge is pissing is pissing is pissing. toge. toge's tha's tf. tf. thas thas thas thas t! Enjoy them out! No, but the tactics and the players that they're picking on, right Josh, and no kind of meditation will help that. Rob, yes. Grow me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change. But Josh. The courage to change the things I can and the wisdom to know the difference. Can you change the England team? No, but but but but the the the the the the the the the the courage the courage the courage the courage the courage the courage the courage the courage the courage the courage the courage the courage the courage the courage the courage the courage the courage the courage the courage the courage the courage the courage the courage the courage the courage th. the courage the courage the courage to the courage to change to change to change to change to change to change to change to change to change to change to change to change to change the courage. to change the courage. the courage. the courage. the courage. the courage. the courage. the courage. the courage. the courage. the courage. the courage. the courage. the courage the courage the courage the courage the courage the courage. the courage. their their courage. their courage. their courage the to the the the the the the the the the the the the the to to the to to to to to to to to the c.team? No, but Garof Southgate can and he can put foadin in at number 10 and belling him and rice in the middle and Gordon on the wing, Josh.

Yeah, but I don't think you tweeting about it. I don't think he's strong enough to manage massive egos because he's never managed a top European club. Okay, I've said it. Do you think he could manage you? No. I could barely manage me. Lose fucking trying. Lose at the end of her 10. I'm partly doing it. I got so annoyed with football fans that I've started over-adjusting, Rob. Right, so now you're super like, hey man, it doesn't matter. It's just, you know, what'll be will be. Can I say, I've got an idea for the show, Josh. How about, yeah, where people send in, the start of like funny meme quotes off Tick Tock and the internet. So like, uh, brother, yeah.

And then the line after it is brother, and then you have to guess what Instagram? This is for Michael when he listens back to this. Yeah. Because let's just read out what Michael's fucking, get the small violins out for why Michael's late. Right, yeah. He's technically on a work trip, wasn't he? Listen to this, fucking.

Sorry, I was in can't today. Yeah, supposed to be in to be in to be in to be in Greece to be in Greece to be in Greece to be in to be in to be in Greece last night, misconnecting flights, so I got stuck in Milan. Now having to fly to Vienna to get to Greece. Fucking out. He's Simon Cowell, we're Jeddwood. We're in the trenches with Will, no offense, Will. While he's getting around the world, he's sending a younger man to an old man's job.

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so it's very busy, but like my kids do this like poetry thing. It's called elocution, but it's not really like, talk properly, it's like. I'll be honest, with the house they're growing up in that is about all they've already lost. They're gonna have a very different life life in to to to their to to their their to their thii. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, they's, they's, they's, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th. I, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, to, thi, to, thi. to, to, to, to, they's, they're, they're, thi. they're, thi. thi. thi. thi. th lifestyle to me growing up. But they say elocution, but it's more like public speaking, so confident in giving a presentation or, but they've been given these poems, they've been given their poems and they're so funny because they're properly like giving it some. But anyway, they're like, oh, that's sort of like a lunchtime little club that they

is not part of school curriculum. It's an extra thing you you you you you you you you know if you pay for it, I'm not sure, losing charge that. But they were like, oh they're going to do a poetry elocution, mental load, poetry elucion performance so you can see what they've been learning. Yeah? Yeah. I was like, okay, cool. Guess what time the performance is? I'm going to be sat down for a performance. I would be sat p.m. after school. No, it's before school. 7.55 a. What? No one's poetry that, Torr. I know one needs poetry that. Maybe I do, depending on the result of the England game. God knows when this goes out.

I'm not happy. Did you think of anything to rhyme with Trent Alexander Arnold? No, I can't, Josh. Okay. off. Fun off. Is Fodin the best number 10 in the league? Yes. Is he the best winger in the league? No. Is Anthony Gordon a better winger? Yes, playing there then. It's simple, Josh. You wouldn't send me, right, to Durham University to do an hour of stand-up political stuff. That's got Nishkumar written, everyone needs to pick their lane and succeed in what they're good at Josh. Do you know what I mean?

I would agree with you, but I've done at least 15 mock the weeks with you. And neither us were suited to that. Yeah, no, but if someone's in a payment, I'm not shooting. I'm not blaming the next game up front or would you think the hatred rained down on you from the nation would be too much to put you off? Well, when politicians say country before party politics. Yeah, yeah. That would very much be Rob Becky before country opportunity. And you might school. Oh my God I was talking to. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the neg. nega. nega. nega. nega. nega. nega. nex game. neg. neg. neg. neg. neg. the the the the next the next opportunity. And you might score. Oh my God, I was talking to a guy at school yesterday.

He's really tall and he was playing basketball. Sorry, where was you? Baseball, are you? Ha ha ha? Haleigh? A Slater, you're just hanging out of a baselier, right? Okay, so it's been basketball at the school game. Well I tell you what I happened so yesterday it was England v. Denmark

as the day we're recording this sorry if it's a bit out of seeing. We're all over the pace at the moment so sorry but we'll get back on track in the summer. So we came up with an idea to do watch the England game in the school hall with the kids. That's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th th th th th. That's th. That's th. That's th. That's th. the th. th. the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the th. the the th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. to. to. to. to. to. I the to. the. That's a great, five o'clock, so, oh that's good. Yeah, so it was really good. And England, this is why one of the, I didn't care that much about the game, I didn't get to watch that much for it, but also, England scored while the kids were still interested. So that was fun.

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And I was like, I'm not five at eight now. You've just said when I was 15 I was only five foot eight. I was tiny. And out of nowhere. I'm a grown man and I'm not five foot eight. I think five foot eight. I could probably get away five eight and a half in a Air Force ones. Why are those ones so big and strong? Do you ever think that? You see like a guy, like, how was he made then? So why is it so big and strong and there? All this bits and bobs and arms seem to be in the right place. And I'm this sort of like troll man, but when I look to my history, I am basically from farm laborer. You should be big. No, because you've been working in the field Yes, but carrying stuff on our backs you haven't been squashed

We've been squashed, Josh you haven't been squashed by time Squashed down by the big thumb of hierarchy The big upper class look on Jacob he's never carried anything in his life is not no From the stench of his own shit around with him, but I've been carrying sacks, the dockers, that generation carrying shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. It's an advantage to be small because you, you're squat. A small and wide.

It's a v. Squirt. What about you? What have you come from? You're quite, I'd say, wiry in a complimentary way. So my dad's six foot right but my mom's short she's two foot six isn't she is two foot six yeah. How tall she at 15 this is weird seven foot but then she grew down she grew down she knows her memes yeah she told me that she was the tallest girl in school at 11 I think but then just never kicked on. How tall is she? She's got 5.3, 54, I don't know. You know, like she never kicked on. She was like Theo Walcott.

Just really, 17 was flying but they never really grabbed it unless a contract was up for a renewal. Yeah. So I don't know where my smallness comes from. My granddad was in the navy. Was he about to be little to get in the to get in to get to get to be to get to be to get to be to get to be to get to get to be to be to get in to be to be the bun to be to be to be to be to get in to be to be to to to to to to to be the the the to be to be to to to be to be to be to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. their. their. their. their. the thoomfoomorrow. thoomorrow. thoooooomorrow. thea. thooooooooooooooomorrow. the. thea. thooooomorrow. the. the. the Navy. Would he have had to be taught to be in the Navy? You have to be little to get in the bunks. It's about to be little to get in the bunks. Shall I mean? Can I talk to you about something? Yeah, is it my radiator?

Yes, what's going on? I saw so on Instagram. that one's still hot. So it's linked to the hot water circuit rather than the heating circuit. Right, okay. So the hot water is still on obviously. Yes, and that's running through the radiator? Yeah head. No, it doesn't. No, how's it linked? No, what I mean is, I don't know how plumbing works, Rob. It's not the same water that goes through everything, is it? Right, so you said the radio was broken, but you've got a builder to fix it? No, I didn't get a builder to fix it. We've got a builder here. Shout a builder. A thir the builder the builder the builder the builder th. th th that that that that th is that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that th is that th is a builder that that that th is a builder that that that that that that th is thi thi thi thi thi th is th is tho tho tho thi thi thi th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is is th is th is is is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is a builder is a builder is a builder is a builder is a builder is a builder is a builder builder. Adrian's a builder that you've hired to work on your house.

So you have hired a builder. It's repainting the hallway in the stairs. Right, okay. As part of a part one of a lot of stuff we're doing. What stuff are you doing? You're moving, ain't you? No, we're not moving? get... Hello? It's Rose gone? I don't know where she is. Oh sorry, Adrian? She's probably in Cornwall, Adrian. Good timing, isn't it? Is Adrian the Builders just looking for your

wife? Where is Rose? I thought she was downstairs. We only just got back, so I think she must be downstairs. Is Adrian seeing a lot, Rose? Me and Adrian have a great time. Do you? Yeah. Where's Adrian from? I thought I heard of that. Romania. Yeah.

Do you talk about football? Great chats about the Euro. So we have great chats about that. And also just like, Romania doing well. Oh, he went home early that day. Did he? Is that where Rose was away, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, to, to, to, to, to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th th. the. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. th. th. to watch the Romania game. Is that where Rose is away as well? Rose was away, yeah. Yeah. He said to me, we're the worst team in the tournament and then they won 3-0. He was absolutely buzzing the next day. I loved it.

Because Ukraine are decent, yeah. Yeah, I obviously, I said, obviously you have to support Ukraine for obvious reasons, but I was pleased to him. has been working on the house as well as chat about football. And I said, oh, could you have a look at this? There's a few things we've got. I was like, oh, you could just have a look at this because you're a basically a proper man. Yeah. Real man. Yeah, yeah. And I said, this radiator won't turn off.

So I've been turningry the other way? In my defense, yeah. The arrows say off is the way I was turning it. Okay, so in your defense the arrows are wrong, so you turn it off. So it's been installed to turn the wrong way. Okay, right, so fair enough. But did you not think to turn it the other way and try? Well, clearly not. You've been motivated the threath even attempted to turn it the other way. I know that he's labeled wrong, but I'd say there's two ways it can go.

So you've constantly been turning it one way and going, that's not working. Well, I haven't constantly been doing it. It's just stuck in the, right. What, it turns out hard as it comes, and you've turned it on? Yeah. Yeah. This is the really, what idiot tact. I've been occasionally really wrenching it towards Max further, thinking maybe it's stuck.

Twisted it so much that the radio is like, I'm going to be on Max here. This guy's cold. Was it stiff though? Would it not turn the other way then no it would turn the other way I just hadn't done it so tell me through what Adrian did we just turned it clockwise well the counterclockwise immediately no he went always stuck that way I'll try the other way I said give it an hour so he gave it an hour yeah and it was off Have you and Adrian spoke about this since? Yeah. I tell you what, I bet he couldn't wait to get home. Hours work, you will never believe. I've met some thick, fucking idiots in my time.

This guy. Adrian loves working for us. He keeps coming back. It might be because I'm so thick, it's quite easy to work for me. Well though, you look, it seems like a good guy. You're like, you're busy guy, you're not technically minded, I'm not either, I would have tried the other way. Would you? Yes, I assumed you'd had.

It's because I follow the instructions because I'm a good boy. Yeah, absolutely. You're a great boy. got a issue, why don't you tell me and Michael and the listeners what's happening and then we could maybe suggest things. Yeah. Does that work with the fish tank, didn't it? The algae? Yeah. Yeah. Before you know it, you've got a clean tank now, are you? Exactly. Well, I'm glad you've called it down. It's too hot. It's too hot. Perfect timing. It's definitely too hot for a radio. It's the the the the that's that's the that's that's the that's that's the that's the that's that's the that's that's tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. It's tha. It's tha. It's tha. tha. It's tha. It's definitely. It's definitely. It's definitely. It's tha. It's tha. It's tha. It's tha. It's tha. It's tha. It's working. It's tha. It's working. It's working. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It we record in the mornings and that's when the sun is on me. If that makes sense. Hey, Josh, if you're thinking the right way, the sun's always on you. You sound like something I'd text someone after the England going. You're trying to get on their side. I've got a good one. Do you want to do you want to a good a good good quote a good quote a good quote a good quote a good quote a good quote a good quote a good quote a good quote a good quote a good to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to tho thoano tho tho to thoomoomoomoomo tho thoomo to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho thooo tho tho tho tho tho thoo tho tho toa tho th invincible summer. Blamey. Do you know he said that? No. Carusafgate 2018. Did he? No. All right.

Anyway, any news? Yes, so the radiator? This has been going on for two years? Three years? I know it's bad, isn't it? It's not just like this summer. Yeah. This has been going on for years. Yeah, I know. My daughter's going to football. Playing it or watching it or watching it or watching it to an extent or just following the euros. I don't think my daughter's really into, she plays football on a Saturday morning and in the football team at school. I think she's like hanging out of her mates and not learning. Yeah. Because they've not even looked once at the football football that I'm watching for the euros. Yeah, so my daughter, we've got a babysitter who was here on one of the evenings, I can't remember, because I was working, Rose was away.

And, Josh, people are coming up to me in the street and saying, what's going on with the Rose stuff? I have defended you and said, well, sometimes we might record two episodes in a day, so I already know and I'll ask him again to wind him up. So like it's normally, you know, but then I go, yeah, but it does seem a lot, doesn't it? She's here today, is she? Well she wasn't. Adrian can't find her, but yeah.

I might be coming away, where's her own? If you put that in a sitcom and treat too far-edge. And it's like I've had to introduce him as a character a minute before. Yeah, well this seems mad because we're literally introducing him at this moment in time, then he walks in and I was going to ask him in real life. I think that's a problem with the sitcoms dying is because so many people have put out content about their their th th th th th th th th them th thir thir thir thir thir thir thir thir thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thin thate thin thin theateate the the. If the. If the. If the thin the thin thin thin thin the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thin thin thin thin thin thin thin thin thin thin thin thin thin the the the the the to thin to to to to to to the to toe to toe toe toe thin to the the the th. I think that's a problem with the sitcoms dying is because so many people are putting out content about their own lives, which is more weird and funny. Like, maybe that day when the babysit was late and you were downstairs and the delivery guy turned out.

Ah, yeah. Ah, dear. Anyway. So Martin, who... You'd love Martin Rob. Do you know what from the name, Martin and Will growing up, my mom and dad's friends, big up Martina Will, I love the name Martin. His name's actually Ian, but everyone called in Will and I don't know why. What's Martin like? She's a proper fucking Eastender. Is it? Big Arsenal fan. She came to a babysit, She just shoved the football on.

Yeah. And they watched it and then... Was it England or was it just... No, it was Scotland, Switzerland. Oh respect, Martin. And the afternoon game. I can't even remember what that was. What a lie. I might become a babysitter during the Euro next time. Yeah. And then when I got home, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, it it, it, it's th, it's th, it's th, it's th. It's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like of the Scotland Switzerland game. Yeah, good game then. Yeah, she was like, could you leave a note out for me with the result? Oh Josh, this is your wet dream, is it? I'm believable. Having a kid that's into football wanting to know the result when you was a kid, wouldn't you? Oh yeah. Well was absolutely obsessed by.

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She's tired. She's not taking in a lot of the words because she's doing it on her own. Yeah. If I've read that with her, I'd be exceptain. She must just be reading words going to the words. What is that? What is that's why I, well, I'm not saying it's the same thing, but because of my dyssexia, when I read a novel, I can't retain the information. So I struggle to remember who everyone is. Yeah.

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sense. I didn't know it was called Michael. She's only been called Brad Pitt for the last 30 years of my life. Mate, when I watched face off, yeah. Where it's Nicholas, Case and John from Travolta when they swat faces, yeah. Weirdly, it was so complicated that I actually made sense. Because I've got it wrong, but then I've got it wrong in a good way, like that will do for me. Who's that? actual lives now as well.

Art imitating life. Oh, I gotta tell this, this is living in the countryside. I had an absolute nightmare the other night, Josh. I was working in town, I got dropped off back at Petswood train station, okay? Because that's why I'd part my car early in the day, I get my hair cut, I cut, shout out, Miller's hair. Anyway, I got jumped off there and I went about half-nine at night and Lou was at the theater in Bromley. So I went, okay, I'll pick you up from the theater. Oh, she watched. So I drove to Bromley.

She went and saw some sort of drag to th. show or something? I don't know what. Seriously, what was she watching? That is some that I don't know what it was or what was going on and anyway so she was doing that. So I got there I got there about now I was there 10 minutes before she come out so I was waiting for a bit. So then it's sort of half an hour but it's from that's only that's only 20 minutes from then where I am at the moment they're doing like gas works yeah and there's a couple of road shuts there's loads of traffic he really backs up but a night is fine so it's yeah traffic lights but you just get for it anyway I got to where there's only traffic lights water there. It was just like bursting out

the ground in about 50 years. Was it like something you'd see in New York in the summer? Yeah, yeah, they smashed it open and the kids are like, yeah. It was like, I was going through some sort of like theme park, water ride. And it was like at one point I was getting stuck in a flood. Anyway, so I followed diversion, right. it diverts me all the way around these country lanes and there's loads of lorries and cars coming past me because they've been diverted off the main road. I want it for 20 minutes, right? So at this point we're looking at about 20 past 10, half 10, right? Divers me, diverts me, diverts me, diverse me, up 20 minutes, I go around these country lanes to come back out. The same fucking rough. A diversion took me around, right? All this way. So it gets about our same point of the same road.

No, another entry point, but about 10 meters up to get back on that road to come back there. I was like, you are fucking winding me up. Right? Because really what I needed to do was a U-turn, but I don't think they're allowed to tell you to you turn. Yeah, yeah. So they get around there, then another 20 minutes, then I get stuck in an intersection where the fucking blade runners are cut down all the lampposts again and like, yeah. Because where I live now it's on the border of London, Kent and they're living about ULES because they're having to pay like, they're having to pay like, their 15 quay- to- their like, like, like, like, like, like, to their, to their, to their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, to-so, to-so, to-so, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, their, cut, their, their, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut's, cut, cut... their. th. th. tha, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, to, cut, to, cut, cut, thuh, cut, cut, their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their, cut, they cut it down every six months they never have to pay it so there's his nutcases that are cutting. And how does that affect apart from ULES what else is on that lamppost so they'll cut down a lamp post that's got the traffic lights on the ulaz camera but then when that's down all the traffic lights they've been spray-painted them and stuff.

They've been spray-painting with the St. George's Cross recently. Sort of just an unnecessary level of patriotism, isn't it, really? Just, can't you just? Does it matter? Anyway, but they were using like a reddy orange spray paint for a bit, and I think they don we need to pick another color. Are awake it? What's the awake here? We're going into it but just the boy? Anyway so I get trapped to its intersection it's basically like dyft in with death because there's no lights to stop anyone so that we went that way

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I have got something that has annoyed me Rob. Go on. I've got high, not too bad. High cholesterol. How have you? How do you get high cholesterol? It's so unfair. I've googled what leads to high cholesterol and what you need to do to stop high cholesterol. Right, okay. I'm living a low cholesterol lifestyle with none of the benefits. But you've still got high cholesterol? Yeah, you know I had

the blood test. So that was just general MOT stuff and they were like, everything's good but your cholesterol is a bit high. So how do you get high cholesterol? Right, okay. So told me through those things that I don't do. Right, okay, so till we through those things. Alcohol. Right, yep. Red meat. Yep. Lots of pastries, biscuits, fatty foods.

Butter and sugar, stuff like that. I eat fruit and veg. So how are you getting it? I don't know. Just genetics. Surely it can't just be that I need to change from butter to vegetable spread or whatever. Do you use real butter? Yeah.

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so she used to have that as a kid. But actually I prefer it to butter. I find butter too much. So do you think it can't just be that on one slice of toast today I have 10 grams of butter. I think that's it. It's not. You're having that every day. Oh. Oh brother. Oh brother. Brother. Brother. Brother. Brother. I'd say having buttered toast every morning. Well I'd say having buttered toast every morning. Well, I don't have buttering the toast every morning. That is you've been buttering the porridge? I'm not being buttering my porridge.

They put a salt in it up, up in Scotland. They do, yeah. Firelight, I use vitalite, and I quite like that. It's got a nice taste to it, and that's like non-dairy. Yeah. I might have a cholesterol. I've not had a the moat. That's classic, like, cool London vibes, going out and get a pastry.

I enjoy a pastry, but I don't actually... What did I say the pastry? Oh, fuck, haven't done the builder's parking? Oh, shit! Oh, oh! Oh, he's going to get a tick-ande and I and I and I and I and I and get a ticket, I'm gonna have to pay for it. For fuck sake. You want to move to the countryside, mate, part of who you want? Ah, you fucking idiot. Unlimited parking for a while, Builders.

Do you know what they've done? What? They've converted to e-vouchers. But the council? Yeah. Is that annoying? Yes. Josh, all anger is really from within. You're not angry at the council?

No, I'm angry at myself. And the council. Isn't it easier an e-voucher than a paper one's put in? No, because at a paper one, you just give them all to Adrian at the start of the week. Here, he's got to every day, say to me, can you put my car? Oh, for fuck sake. So when I was in London, I used to get these little cards from the council that used to scratch off on the day and time, like a scratch card. Yeah, so that's what we had until maybe a year ago. Yeah, now it's all heatcher, so he will have got a ticket. Well he might not of. Oh, for fuck sake, you fucking idiot. So what, hang on, we don't work? Say what you're just doing your fucking admin now, are you?

I'm done it. You couldn't do that if he's on the tiller marks and spensers or something. Get you ready in the game, mate. Now of course I couldn't. Fucking L, fuck off, fucksake, fucking L. BEEP, fucking shit fuck, beep, fucking out, I've not done the builder's parking! Excuse me, Josh, can we have a word? Sorry about that, man. Do you want to go check? Do you want to go check, live check on the pod?

I'll tell you in the next episode, because I don't know if you get a ticket or if you just get a letter through the post. Oh Josh, that's got you, isn't it? Oh, 60 quid. Just think of it though. Would you have paid 60 pound for someone to tell you your aid yet? It just needed to be turned the other way? Yeah, yeah, I'm fine. So just file it under that. Oh, I've just dropped my keys. gone, man. My head's fucking gone. Tell me some more about parenting. We're going to see Taylor Swift tonight. Are you? We're going to August. My brother went last week and said

it's the best gig he's ever seen. Did he go to Cardiff? Yeah. Yeah, so we're going to go to today. The girl's very excited. So Lou should take him to get them in the house. thin' house. Basically, we're thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' tho'er's tho'er's going too'er's going to go go go go go go go go go to go to go go out, we're going, we're going, we're going to go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go gooom. We're tooom. We're thin'a'n't thin'a'a'a'lipa'er's too'er's too'er. too'er's going too'er. too'er. too'er. to to to to to just didn't let them go to school today. Wow. Because we'd have to have to have them at lunchtime anyway. Because I've got to do this this morning. We can have a chill morning and the girls were knackered. So it's like they can't have a lie in and their their ti. their their their th. th. th. th. th. toys. tode. tode. tode. toda. toda. today. today. today. today. they's they's they're they're they're they're they're they're today. to go. to have they're to have to have to have to have to have to have to have tod. to have tod. tod. tod. tod. tod. to have tod. tod. tod. tod. tod. tod. tod. tode. tode. tode. tode. today. today. today. today. today. today. today. today. today. today. today. today. today, today, today, today, today, today, today. today. today.'s more disruptive for kids to leave school at lunchtime to go and see Taylor Swift. You can't teach after that. It's not fair on the other kids. So I was like, do he lie, do we say something? And I went, no, just be honest. So we just emailed and said, oh, they're just email and said, oh, they're going and said, oh, they're going to. their tickets and they really boring. We had some for August and now we're going to June. They're there going in August. Because it actually works better for us because anyway, boring logistics. Yeah, so we just emailed and said, they're not coming into school because we've got last minute

tickets, which is true. And we wanted them to really make the most of it, enjoy this pop cultural experience. It's a moment in history. It's a moment. It's a moment. It's a moment. It's a moment. It's a moment. It's a moment. It's a moment. It's a moment. It's a moment. It's a moment. It's a moment. It's a moment. It's a moment. It's a moment. It's a moment. It's a moment. It's a moment. It's a moment. It's a moment. It's a moment. It's a moment. It's a moment. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, so, so, so, so, so, so, it. It's, it. It's, it. It. It's, it. It. It's, it. It's, it. It. It. It's, it. It's, it. It's, it. It's, it. It's, it. It's, it. It's, it. It's, it. It's, it's a the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the don't, I know there's people like that they didn't manage to get tickets, but I would say, it is an I'm gonna- You've been a Swiftie for fucking years, haven't you? Well, I have a blue house, who's absolutely obsessed. So, but it's exciting to go and'm not in a sitcom insane. That was Adrian, it's just gone out to his car and found out that there's a ticket on it.

That was a square bleeper. Baby, no, I think I'll love it. I think it's gonna, do you know what, and this sounds a bit cretious? It's like a very exciting moment in time. To people that love Taylor Swift, love her on a level that I don't really comprehend. Yeah. And to be surrounded with that much energy in the stadium will be electric and amazing. It'll be amazing.

Getting to experience out with the kids will be brilliant. So we'll be very lucky and very privileged. We don't take the t want to swap wristbands or something and they've got outfits made. Do you want to see the outfits that Lou's made? Yeah, yeah. Oh, we'll put it on Instagram as well. Blue underscore N. I died of break me. Oh shit, I just dropped the air cuck up the sunglasses. I'm like, Lou's made all this, Josh. So basically you have to go dressed up as certain things. So, you thly, thly, thly, thly, thly, thly, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. thu, thu, to, thu, thu, to, thu, to, to, to, to, to to to to to to to thrue, to to th. th. to th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, to th. Oh, to to to to to to to th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. We, th. We, th. We, th. We, thu, thu. We'll, thu. We'll thu. We'll the thrue, the thrue. to the to to to to the the to to the to to the to thrue. thrue. to's got like a sparkly dress kind of thing, but the girls want to go, they want to go in different ones. So one of the girls wants to go is like white and golden for the fearless album. Look at Lou's made. Oh my god, that's amazing. It looks like a wrestler. They're like wrestlers, don't they? It's a white denim jacket, the other one's their, their, their, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thin, thin, thin, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. tho, tho, tho, that, that, that, that, that, tho. thooooooooooooooooooooo, their, their, their, their one one one one one one one one, their, that, the back and then she's made fearless sunglasses Amazing I said you could run a shop on it see look yeah And then the other one's going as lover so she's got lover sunglasses

Oh nice. Yeah and then she's got a jacket Amazing so did Lou do all of the rhinestones yes and also She's all converse and done this with the converse so there's a normal converse with the rinds on that's incredible thinne the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thoen stone the thoen stone the thoen stone thoen stone thoen thoen thoen thoen thoen thoen thoes thoes thoes thoes thoes thoes thoes thoes thoes thoes tooes tooes tooes tooes tooes tooes tooes tooes tooes tooes tooes tooes thoes thoes thoes thoes thoes thoes thoes thoes the th. the the the the the the the the the th. the the thoes thoes tho tho tho tho. tho. thou th. the thou th. the the the thou the the the to to to to thou to to the thou the the the th with the converse. So there's a normal gunverse with the rhinestone as on. That's incredible. And then when we pink. The mental load that Lou's doing compared to you is unbelievable, Rob. Yeah, yeah, sure. But I had to graft to find these tickets. I'm sad. But yeah, no, honestly, Lou's unbelievable and she's made it so special for the girls. Arethem going to get their nails done that. Are you going to girls aloud as well? I'm not going to girls allowed, no we're not going to girls allowed so yeah she's done all that. She bought a lot the Rinesodes of Timo and got like a special gun that glues them all on and it takes a bit time and stuff but I think it's bad. So she spent ages on it bless. So I'll report back back back back back back back back back back back next next next next next next next next next next next next next next next next next next next next next next next next next next next next next next next next next next next next next next next next next next next next next next next next next next next next next next next next next next next the next the next the next the next the next the next the next the next the next the next next the next the next the next the next the next the next the next the next the next the next the next the next the next next the next next next next next the next next next next next next next next next next next next next next next next next next next next next next next next next next next next next next next. the next next next next next. the next next next next. the next next. the next. the next. the next. the next. the next. the next. the next. the next. the next. the next. the next. time. time. time. time. time. time. time. time. time. time. time. time. time. time. time. time. time. time. the. the.. Can't bloody wait. Yeah, I'm a bit scared about the screaming. The screaming?

Oh, what? Do you think it'll be too loud? Well, I went to a K-pop thing with young girls screaming, and it was. Honestly, I've never heard anything like it. Is it like the moment well good luck with it good luck with it Rob thank you very much Rob enough about us yes too much too much about us I'm sick of you yeah I'm bored I'm bored of myself I can't believe I still

talking to you I know it's weird isn't I just think how am I still interested but I Yes. I'm not faking it, Josh. I know, it's mad. Are you faking it? He's not really come back with the same kind of compliment. No, I like you more. So do you reckon we're going to reach a plateau? It's just going to get higher and higher until we kiss. Until we kiss?

Yeah. What on Zoom? keep on the safe side. I've got something to promote I just wanted to mention. Yeah. I should just say if you want to come and see a really good benefit Rob. Yes. July 17th at Hackney Empire I'll be walking there Robbill. You'll be walking to the gig raising money for charity. Who's on the bill? Rosie Jones, Susie Ruffel, Sean Walsh, Michelle Roche, Rho and Nathan, me, John, McNally and Darrow Brine, Rob, th, Rob, th, th, Rob, th, Rob, th, th, th, Rob, the, th, the, the, the, th, the, the, the, and, and, and, and, the, and, and, and, and, and, and I, and I, and I's, and I's, and I, and I's, and I's, and I's, and I'll, and, and I's, and I, and I, and I's, and I, and the, and the, and the, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and, and I, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, the the the the the the the the the the they. the the the they. the the the the they. the the the the That's a good lineup, isn't it? You're getting bang for your buck there. Yeah. All the money goes to children in Gaza. It's a night of comedy for UNICEF, UK. That is July 17th.

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