Patrick and the People - 10/16/2024 Patrick and the People - LIVE!

Episode Date: November 2, 2024

Guests: Dr. Dovie Stewart, Amanda Parker, Laura Beam

Tell them a little bit about the break room, Amanda, where it's at, what it's about, and all that. Absolutely. I mean, you pretty much summed it up. We don't like to think of things too deeply, so the break room is really what it is. We've got about three rooms. We've got some small ones, some big ones, where you can come in and you can just let it all go, whether you're processing some childhood trauma or Jeff from the break room, Tuesday, whatever. We've got a great space for you. Yeah, you can, Jeff from the break room, Tuesday, whatever, we've got a great space for you. Yeah, you could even have, like, birthday parties.

Absolutely. You know, your man or woman, they like to, you know, get violent on breaking some stuff. Then that might be the perfect party for them. Or team building. You know, what better way to do trust-building exercises than get locked in a room with utensils of mass destruction with your co-worker? That does sound awesome. Absolutely. Can your co-worker be?

No, you probably can't. And then to my right, right, it's Dr. Dovey over here. Now, Dovey, tell folks about kind of what you do and what you're about. Okay. I'm an integrative healing arts practitioner. I specialize in clinical hypnotherapy. I do Reiki, energy healing of all areas. I also include mindfulness into each therapy session that I do. I do sound therapy included in all of it. Now, what does Reiki have to do?

Is that like some Mr. Miyagi stuff? Reiki, you rake the leaves and then you... Very much. Yeah. Yeah. So basically, you're like a holistic doctor in a lot of ways. Is that a good way to describe that? I'm certified in seven different areas. Okay. Okay. Yeah, that's more than I have. I'm not certified in any area.

Same. So tell me, hypnosis, you know, you see it on TV where they hold up the stopwatch and you look into this and all that. That's not really how it goes, is it? It's nothing like that. You probably don't have a watch you swing to make people go under. No, no. What do you use, GHB? I use words.

Words? Just words? I use my voice, yes. Okay, okay, okay, okay. So who would be an ideal person that you might be able to benefit, would you say? There's such a wide range that hypnotherapy is good for i could probably not list them all in this segment but maybe if you wanted to quit smoking smoking weight loss um i specialize in stress reduction therapy and past life regression therapy okay

well that sounds like thing you know stress reduction something i think everybody could take advantage it affects every part of your body. All right. And we do have an empty seat here to my left, but maybe it'll get filled later. We'll see. We'll see if somebody can make it in or not. But let's talk a little bit more about what else you guys do. Now, Amanda, you are part of a chapter of the business network group B&I, right?

I am. I am. Yeah, and tell a little bit about how that works. So B&I is Business Networking International, and so there are chapters all over the world. And what's really unique about B&I is within a chapter, you can have only one representative from each field. So there's, you know, in my chapter, we have one plumber, we have one electrician, et cetera, et cetera. And what we do is we come together weekly, pass referrals to each other, and then we do continuing education and we get to know each other and we build relationships. And it's really neat. I've been a part of it for probably eight years.

Okay. And Debbie, you drive a giant purple Dodge Challenger, right? Is that what it is? A Challenger? It's got a big giant motor in it. It's got the 6.4, the shaker. Yeah if you put five dollars in it what would you make it to pump to you think? Actually I have the economy mode in it so it kicks it down. So what kind of mileage do you get on that? About 21. Really? 21 highway. With a six-point-something motor. That's pretty amazing. It can sit down to the economy, so I have like four different modes I can drive in. That's kind of cool. Okay, okay. Yeah, now, I normally, I was saying yesterday, or whenever Ronnie was here last,

and Chad Sledge, who was here, he drives one also. And I always tell people, you know, I'm not saying they are. The Challenger, not everybody who drives one is a dick, but it is the official car of a-holes. You know what I mean? Anybody in a Challenger, that's the only thing that they want to race everybody all the time. Do you just feel that? Is it just something when you drive it, you feel like you've got to smoke people or something?

No, I do not drive like that. You don't, okay. My driving record is clean. She said my driving driving record is clean if you need to know i haven't had it up past 120 no no no it goes a lot faster than that i'm sure that it does i i do remember when i did uh appa corvette that i was driving at home and there in benton near the severe street exit there's a far right lane that's only for that exit, so I kind of coasted down. It was Sunday. Nobody was really around. I coasted down to about 45 and punched it, and I'm going to tell you something. I've never had

a car before that you could punch at that speed, and it feels like you're starting at zero, and whoop, and it scared the hell out of me out i think i got up to probably about that in a matter of seconds and i went oh that's awful fast yeah mine's pretty scary so i don't no you don't you don't do that i love it too much do people try to race you because you're purple and they like to ride my tail end a lot you know try to just rev it up they try to push me because they think i need to go fast all the time yeah okay okay okay, okay. Well, you know, 80 is the new 55. It is. That is true. Yeah, I'm telling you, man, when I drive in from Saline County, and it's still dark, but man, there's always going to be at least one person that passes me doing 100. Absolutely.

Comfortably doing 100. It's not like they're running from the law. They're just driving, and I'm like, who's driving comfortably at a bill you know but yeah but I guess they got somewhere to be right well let's get to speaking of somewhere to be let's get to some news and stuff here we go I didn't know you were gay I'm not I found you on Grindr. Tinder. I'm on Tinder. You're on Grindr. That's why guys keep coming up to me in shops like these. Hey. Yeah. I think that says it all right there.

See if we can do a little bit of news that you give a damn about here. And be sure to comment on these as you feel appropriate, ladies. The Small Business Administration announced yesterday in a statement that the funds for its disaster loan programs are exhausted. The number of loans is processed due to destruction of Hurricanes Helene and Milton has caused the agency to say the SBA is pausing new loan offers for its direct low interest long-term loans for disaster survivors. The president and others have encouraged Congress, which is on a recess. Yeah. How does that work, by the way? I don't know.

It seems like they're always on recess. Like, there's always some break for Congress to take. Yeah. It does seem that way. I'm like, why don't we get recess like that? Why can't I just take off work for three months and still get a check and everybody talk to me? We don't have a government ID number. Well, that's probably true.

I think I do have a government ID number, but it's not one that gets me any price. No, it's the one that gets your tax revenue. House Speaker Mike Johnson has said several times he has no plan to call Congress back to Capitol Hill because he's drinking a Mai Tai in a chair somewhere on the beach. So enjoy that while we continue to tax dollars here, right? Okay, so just weeks before the presidential election, almost the same time as early voting began in Georgia yesterday, Judge Robert McBurney ruled the certification of election results by Georgia County officials is mandatory. It must certify and must do so by a certain time. Now, what does that mean? It means that even if fraud is or error is suspected, they still have to certify the vote count.

It doesn't mean the votes are legal, but they do have to certify the vote count. Some people have a big issue with that, and I understand both sides of that Hurricane Helene damaged a Baxter plant that supplies about 60 percent of the nation's IV fluid supply oh no that's not good that is not good because of the impact on health care the administration is invoking wartime powers that is being used to rebuild the North Carolina plant to the front of the line for a contractor the federal administration said the officials are looking at other ways the wartime powers might be able to help them many and other manufacturers get back to business yeah you know well

a wartime power kind of gives the government authority over everything. Everything? It's almost like a miniaturized version in business of martial law. Okay. So you can come in and bypass all your regulations, all the things that normally you'd have to do. Or speedy. Right. It was designed so that they could take over businesses during, for example, World War II and make ammunition.

Okay. Yeah, your company doesn't make ammo, but it will now because that's what we need to survive. Got it. So start making it. Yeah. With women workers. Yeah.

Do what? With women workers. With the ladies. Well, I mean, they had dainty hands for ballistics, you know. That's true. Early voting. Some of them. Yeah.

Did start in Georgia yesterday and a record number of voters took advantage. At least a quarter million people cast an early ballot as of 4 p.m. Eastern time. That's about twice the amount from 2020. According to the election lab, whatever that may be, five and a half million Americans have already voted this year, allegedly, which is behind four years ago when 27 million had cast their ballot. Wow. 27 million.

Uh-oh, we got a big, we got a problem. We got to protest. It's time, baby. We got to protest. Protest. Waving signs. Waving signs with slogans like, get your goop out of our loops. Hundreds of protesters gathered at the Battle Creek, Michigan headquarters of Kellogg to demand

the company remove artificial dyes from the breakfast cereal. The makers of Fruit Loops and Apple Jacks announced a decade ago that it would take the artificial colors and ingredients out by 2018. It has done that in other countries. Activists said they were delivering petitions with signatures and they wanted the substances removed. They said, look, 85% of our cereals don't have anything in them. So, look, 15% of the makers of the cereal, we're getting there and live with it. I'm sure Debbie has a lot to say on that. That mad dye and crap in our food.

Every ingredient that we use, other countries do not. Well, there are many ingredients we do use that don't have steam unsafe. You're right about that. No, no, we're getting there. We're getting there. We're getting there. We're getting there. We're getting there.

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We're getting there. We're getting there. We're getting there. You just understand. Well, there are. Yeah, so we can eat nails. It's fine. We need the iron. You've got to be tough. I don't know about the dumps or everything. But if you're wondering why the cancer rate's going up, that's part of it. You think so?

I do. Do you? I do. You think the additives, the things like that, what all is it? I think it's the combination of the additives, the chemicals, and the stress. Yeah? What about crack? Well, I don't know.

Okay. Is there a correlation between crack and cancer? I don't know. There's a correlation between crack and weight. That's true. Yeah. Everybody's on crack now, or ozempic, as they call it. Ozempic, yes.

Yeah. Jakey Lee, you may know who that is. He's got something in common with 50 cent now a guitarist for ozzy osbourne uh was shot multiple times in vegas tuesday yeah jakey lee shot multiple times uh he is expected to fully recover according to the spokesperson in a statement they said as confirmed legendary guitar guitarist Jakey Lee was shot multiple times early this morning in a Las Vegas, Nevada street shooting. I don't know. He was fully conscious, expected to fully recover.

They said it was random. Said he took his dog out for a walk. And as the incident's under investigation, no further comment. I don't know. Unless they were trying to rob him, it doesn't sound very random, does it? Yeah. I just want to shoot a legendary guitarist, Jake Ely. Multiple times. Yeah, I want to know where the people in Metallica and Megadeth were.

Yeah. Yeah, maybe they're trying to take him out. I don't know. I don't know. But Jake Ely's a phenomenal guitarist. You may know him from albums like Bark at the Moon, The Ultimate Sin. He was replaced by Zach Wilde. Yeah, nice, nice. Let's talk about Zach Wilde then, since we know who he is. Zach Wilde

has announced he's dropping out of the remaining 2024 shows on the Experience Hendrix Tour. No one can blame him. He says that it's due to his inclusion in the upcoming performance honoring Ozzyzy his induction into the rock and roll hall of fame so after last night's show in nashville there are four dates left on the tour and it features kenny wayne shepherd kingfishing grumeric johnson and some other guys and it did feature zach wild but i i get you I look, if I had a choice to do that or go to Ozzy's induction, you know. I'm going to Ozzy's induction. Just to see Ozzy and

hear what he says, man, because you know it's going to be a bunch of... But man, when he sings, it sounds so good. It's amazing. Yeah, he should sing everything just so you can understand. Absolutely. Yeah, it'd be better, wouldn't it? That's so interesting that you can understand what he's saying singing, but when he talks. And it's been like that for years. No, it'd be better, wouldn't it? That's so interesting that you can understand what he's saying, singing, but when he talks.

And it's been like that for years. No, it's just been like that since he had a reality show. They used closed captioning on him because half the people could not understand what the hell he was saying. All right, so let's get to some other news here. Americans' trust in the mass media has fallen to a record low. Thank God. Yes. Yeah, according to a new survey released by Gallup on Monday. Now, look, Gallup

is not, to the left, to the right, to my knowledge, they're just a polling organization. Yep. Around 36% surveyed said they have zero trust in the mass media. Absolutely. I'm not in mass media, by the way. Absolutely. I'm not in mass media, by the way. No, no.

I'm not in mass media. Dang. I once was in mass media. This is a, you know. It's the dark side. Yeah. We have cookies. Only 31% expressed a great deal of confidence.

33% said not much. So think about that. 33% don't have much confidence. 36% have zero. That's almost 70% of the nation that's saying, yeah, the media is full of shit. Yeah. Yeah. Cause when someone is intuitive in with themselves, they can see through the BS. Yeah, no, I don't disagree with that. Everybody knows, you know, common sense or they should. I would like to say everyone knows common sense, but I do watch the news, and I don't necessarily agree with that.

It says that it dropped to a previous low of 32% in 2016. That was matched in 2023. I quit watching in 2017. Did you? I did. That sounds like a good time to have quit. Yeah. No, I quit.

I actually have a note on my refrigerator, like dated from when I quit watching. I couldn't handle it anymore. Just the body, this little response I was having to the news, I couldn't do it. And it was just making me hate everything and everybody just go. I would go out and interact with just regular human beings. And I'm so angry and pissed off about what I've seen on TV that I'm coming like a dick to you yeah for no reason I think that was very common or is very common but particularly uh you know at the onset of the COVID the lockdown all of that I think that man so many people's dispositions changed and some have not come back yeah no you know what i mean they're still very bitter they're very mad and you know that's why i started the break room is is because of all of the the influx

and violence and alcohol abuse and drug abuse and just the anger everybody was just still so angry we were we have this collective trauma together well sure and we're just we got bruised by the government bumping and bleeding all over each other. And it's not, it's not my fault. It's not your fault, but no, it just is. When you're watching TV, uh, you're under a state of hypnosis. So anything that you hear or see while watch a TV, it reflects on subliminates. Absolutely. A friend of mine was talking to me the other day. He was taking care of mine was talking to me the other day. He was taking care of his father at the end of his life,

and his father would always watch Fox News. And apparently there's some bell or something that goes off. I don't know because I don't watch it. But he got to a point where it was just this almost Pavlovian response kind of thing. And after his dad passed away, he didn't hear the bell for a while and then heard it somewhere, and it triggered him. Yeah, see, I have the same Pavlovian response when my wife uses all three names of mine, Patrick, John, Beam. I'm in big trouble at that moment, I know, you know. Okay, so Trump, hold on one second, let me just.

Trump, Donald Trump, got in a heated exchange with Bloomberg editor-in-chief John Micklethwaite yesterday when he talked about tariffs. He told the journalist he's been wrong his entire life. Micklethwaite repeatedly asked him how he would enact high tariffs on foreign companies without getting economic blowback as the current economy intertwined with China and the EU. But his answer was it's going to have a massive effect, a positive effect. He said it must be hard for you to spend 25 years talking about tariffs as being negative than have somebody explain to you that you're totally wrong. I mean, you know, say what you want, man. The dude gets off the best lines.

Oh, God, I guess. The Super Bowl will return to Atlanta in 2028 at the home of the Falcons, following a vote of approval by the NFL owners yesterday at the league's annual fall meeting. This will be the fourth time the NFL championship game is played in Atlanta and no times yet at War Memorial. In case you're wondering. Okay.

I think it's the parking. Yeah, you think it's the parking. It's definitely the parking in that roundabout right there. Hey, you might remember this guy, James Howells. He is in the history books for accidentally throwing away Bitcoin worth about half a billion dollars. Oh, my. Yeah. So, in a last-ditch effort.

Yeah, no, he did. The Wells software engineer filed a lawsuit for about almost half a million dollars in damages for repeatedly denying his request to excavate a landfill site housing where he discarded the hard drive. And it had 8,000 units of Bitcoin. Now, he had bought that in the very early stages of Bitcoin when it was worthless, basically. He bought it for pennies, dollars, you know, nothing. And then it, of course, became Bitcoin. He's assembled a team of specialists to carry out the excavation at

no cost to the council. He's proposed to give them 10% of the value. Let him dig. Let him, yeah, let him dig. That's right. Drill, baby, drill. Exactly. Do it. Drill, baby, drill. Go for it. Yeah, as of this writing, and I would be suing too, it's worth $514.37 million sitting on a landfill. Let's go.

Now, I believe this is the same guy who could not remember his password. And he had like one chance left on it. Oh, my God. Yeah. Can you imagine the pressure if you had one chance left you're just gonna look at it forever well no it could no well this is not gonna make you feel better about anything i'm sorry the bathroom for rent uh no no your long-held suspicions are confirmed. Your phone is listening to you. Well, yeah, but here's some real solid evidence. A marketing firm whose clients include Facebook and Google has now admitted it listens to users' smartphone microphones, places ads based on that information that's picked up. So Cox Media Group, the TV, news, and radio conglomerate,

admitted that its active listening software uses AI to capture your real-time conversations. And then they pair it to send you ads. So in other words, you say, oh, I'm cold. The next thing you know, you've got an ad for either a heater or a coat. Yeah. Maybe that's the way it works. Oh, absolutely. Anytime I'm out with my friends and we're having a conversation about something and it's like well here just give me your phone and I'll say it like four times into their phone it was like there you go it's gonna pop up you know on your feet it used to be subtle it's not

anymore not at all I'm surprised it doesn't go hey you just said I honestly think I think of things sometimes it might even be so deep that it that it's like telepathic at this point because I swear I've not said things before and just holy shit, there it is on my phone. Well, you know, they have shown in some recent experiments that they were connecting people with sound waves from their brain. They can now hook a thing up to your brain. You don't have to say anything.

It can translate what your thoughts are into words. It literally can do that. So maybe, who knows? Maybe it's got a built-in scanner and it's scanning your brain. That's why you're holding it up there. That's possible. Anything's possible at this point. You know, there's nothing I doubt anymore.

No. Let's talk about a little bit of sports. And there's some I doubt anymore. No. Let's talk about a little bit of sports, and there's some big news today. All-pro wideout Devontae Adams has been shipped from the Raiders in Vegas to the New York Jets. This comes less than a day after New York took a 23-20 defeat against the Bills, and it was a heartbreaker for Aaron Rodgers and his crew. Adams being traded ends his tenure in Sin City.

That lasted over two seasons. Now, in the 22 offseason, the Raiders made a trade with the Green Bay Packers for his services. The franchise inked him to a five-year $140 million deal. Good money if you can get it. That's 65.7 guaranteed. If you fall down, you don't come back, you still get 65. Vegas had sent over a first and second round pick to Green Bay for Adams. 65.7 guaranteed. If you fall down, you don't come back, you still get 65. Wow.

Vegas had sent over a first and second round pick to Green Bay for Adams. He made a name for himself in the league. Eight years receiving for Aaron Rodgers. But while he's being reunited with him, it ain't the same Devontae Adams it once was. So I don't know if this is going to help or not help. But he does need something over there because he damn sure ain't got anybody to throw to at New York. And then a woman ran the entire length of the Appalachian trail, beating the fastest known time by 13 hours. Tara Dower,

she's a 31 year old professional runner. She ran a 2,200-mile Appalachian Trail on the East Coast in 40 days. First of all, the question is why? Why? Why? Why? Why do you want to run 2,200 miles? 40 days. Forrest Gump didn't run that long.

I don't want to run for 40. I don't want to run for four minutes. No. Hell no, I don't. I'm good at 30 minutes. I'm not even good at that. Like I thought I was going to be cool and do a couch to 5k or whatever thing. And I got up to like a 10 point something mile. No, I'm good. I'm good. I've got nothing to prove to anybody. I will die in the apocalypse. You know, I thought when I joined the military, you know, people used to talk about runners high and some people say

they get it. Uh, look, I've been high and I've never gotten anything close to that. It never felt like I was smoking a joint. It did feel like my kneecaps were popping off. It did feel like my chest was going to burst. Like I was Sigourney Weaver and alien or something, you know, but no, I never got to the runner's high. Yeah. Uh, the woman from Boulder, Colorado said she previously hiked the trail, but not nearly as fast. This time around, she wanted to beat the fastest known time, which had been roughly 41 days and 7 hours. And apparently, she was already in great shape. Well, no S.

Yeah, seriously. Of course she was. She did this. She sounds so nonchalant about it, too. Like, she woke up on a Tuesday. It was like, oh. I'll do it. I think I'm gonna go run for

40 days yeah I'm bored I'm so bored you know I can't understand if you go through Netflix long enough you might want to run for 40 days because is it just me does anyone rabbit hole there does anyone ever spend more time looking for something and then at the end just give up and go you know what I can't even do this I'm not a surfer but ronnie is i've done that so many times just give up at some point netflix or or running through prime sometimes it's not even there's nothing to watch it's just i can't i'm too many decisions too many choices i'll just look at tiktok some more yeah yeah i'll just put mountain monsters back on like just what's in that what's that about? Mountain Monsters? Yeah. Well, our friend with the Drunk Encrypted will like this.

Oh, Matt Orman, yeah. Yeah, they follow the AIMS team. It's the Appalachian Investigators of Mysterious Sightings, and they go look for all the different Bigfoots all through Appalachia. Okay, well, I'm sure that is interesting. It's hilarious. Yeah. It's hilarious.

That's my trash TV. It's probably not Bigfoot in Appalachia. It's just probably one of those folks that hadn't shaved in a long time, I'm guessing. Have you seen those folks? I have. You ever seen The Wonderful World of the White? I have. Whoa, man, watch that. Wow.

Watch that. Watch that. It is not about race. It's not. The Wonderful World of the White sounds like something that you might watch in a Nazi camp, but it's not. It's about a family in West Virginia who is, they're very challenged. You know what I'm saying? If you move their plate five inches, they'd starve to death. Let me put it like that. You know, they struggle. People in Central Florida already considered Cameron Elias a hero for working hard to restore power after Hurricane Milton. But the lineman became even more of one when he stepped in to save strangers after a car crash.

He was on the job Sunday. He took a break from bringing the power back to help free people trapped in an overturned car. That's pretty awesome. That is awesome. That is good news. That is good news. The Detroit Lions. Oh, whooped the Cowboys.

Oh, they stomped the Cowboys. That was an ass-whooping of epic proportions. That was insane. I don't even really watch, but God bless America, guys. Jerry Johnson went home and drove three Rolexes. Jerry, come on, man.

What are you doing these three Rolexes. Jerry, come on, man. What are you doing these days? You know what? Look, Jerry, man, he's a brilliant moneymaker. He turned it into the most valuable franchise in the world. Absolutely. What he'll never do is keep a good coach because he medals too much, and so they'll never win like that. He's a micromanager.

Yeah. And then the white one. He probably calls you at like 1 in the morning. Hey, I was thinking about this play. Shut up, Jerry. Right? Trying to get it in, dog. Detroit Lions defensive end Aiden Hutchinson came into Sunday's game

against the Cowboys, leading the NFL in sacks, 6.5. But his season's in jeopardy now. In the third quarter, he added to his league lead with a seventh sack, but he was on the ground. Dak Prescott appeared to smack his leg into another player. Well, he arrived in pain, took his gloves off. They briefly paused, and he was put on the backboard and onto a car driven off the field.

So they spoke about it, said he's in good hands, he's being taken care of, he'll be back here, but he's going to be down for a little while. I heard something about a compound fracture. Was that what that was? It may be. It may be, yeah. So they're still looking into it there. After excelling with the Memphis Grizzlies on a two-way deal last season,

Scottie Pippen Jr. has agreed to a multi-year deal with the franchise. Pippen's representative, Rich Paul, by the way, that's LeBron's agent, confirmed the deal, terms of the deal not reported. Now, he is, in fact, the 23-year-old son of Hall of Famer Scottie Pippen. He went undrafted in 2022 after an all-SEC career at Vanderbilt, played limited action in six games with the Lakers on a two-way contract. Then he got waived. He signed a two-way deal with the Grizzlies, played 21 games, 16 starts.

But anyway, apparently he's been working in the background, getting it ready. And so they've signed him to a big deal now. This is a good one. Unlike Bronny James that the Lakers signed and, you know, I'm watching the Lakers going, man, what a hostage deal that was. LeBron said, yeah, I'll stay if you bring Bronny and no one else. And like, they needed anybody. They could have taken a towel boy and put him in the game. Bronny is terrible. He can't do, he's the worst rookie in the league by stats. He's absolutely terrible.

I know LeBron must be happy and good for him. His son probably needs no money, but he sucks. I would not want to go work where my parent was working, you know, especially if my parent is LeBron James. Like, I don't want to go play basketball, do what my dad does. Like, I mean, can you imagine the stress of that? Oh, no. Look, Michael Jordan's son played for a little while, and, you know, he wasn't terrible, but he wasn't great. But if my dad was Michael Jordan, the last thing I want to do is play ball. You know what I mean?

I'm going into IT. I'm going to water paint. Michael Jordan used hypnosis before every game. Did he? Mm-hmm. Yeah? Yep. And Kobe Bryant.

Kobe Bryant? Mm-hmm. Okay. And Kobe Bryant. Kobe Bryant? Okay. And Shaq is too. Okay. Have you heard the one about the oh no, I've got to save this for a little bit. Oh, look what we've got here. Hold on one second. Let me see if we've got the I don't know if she can hear it yet.

No, she can't, but she can't but everybody else can everybody else can look who's here look who showed up it's me Esposa what's up baby this is Laura for those who are uninitiated this is my way better half welcome to the

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you're good you're good it smells like estrogen in here today yes you smell it it smells like a delicious. It sure does. It's a wonderful feeling. He feels enveloped in the warmth. He sure does. He really does. I trusted you ladies to take care of him. Absolutely. Now I need some kind of wound treatment where I get in a box and I'm in a room and talk

to my mom, your boys. Your inner child, your younger Patrick. Hey, I was totally listening along the way up here by the way. We got to get back to you at some point and talk about whatever Patrick you're talking about. I'm going to be a little bit more of a, you know, a little bit more of a, you know, a little bit more of a, you know, a little bit more of a, you know, a little bit more of a, you know, a little bit more of a, you know, a little bit more of a, you know, a little

bit more of a, you know, a little bit more of a, you know, a little bit more of a, you know, a little bit more of a, you know, a little bit more of a, you know, a little bit more of a, you know, a little bit more of a, you know, a little bit more of a, you know, a little bit more of a, you know, a little bit more of a, you know, a little bit more of a, you know, a little bit more of a, you know, a little bit more of a, you know, a little bit more of a, you know, a little bit more of a, you know, a little bit more of a, you know, a little bit more of a, you know, a little bit more of a, you know, a little totally listening all the way up here, by the way. And we've got to get back to you at some point and talk about whatever past life regression is. It just sounds like I need to know what that's like.

Okay, well, let's see if we can do that right this second. I was going to ask that myself, but I kind of skipped over because I don't have time, you know. But now we have time to unpack that. Past life regression is a therapy where it's hypnotherapy. We can go, first I like to go back to your childhood and address anything there. How long do you have? A session can last up to two hours, but I do recommend people to do four to eight sessions because when you're going back in your past life, if you believe in past life,

I've seen people be like in war zones, be different sexes. I've had a woman who thought her hand was cut off when she woke up but past life regression is good for trauma just healing if you're lost if you want to find out why you're here it's it's an all-around good therapy for just so So, like, people from a past life, like reincarnation type stuff? Yes. Mm-hmm. Okay, see, I love to listen to people,

but I've never had a reading or anything. I legit believe, but one time I did have this chick tell me that I used to be on a pirate ship. I believe that. No, I definitely believe that. If you've seen the booty. So there's a TV show on Lifetime called Who Am I? And that really explains a lot about what it's good for.

But I've had clients who have been slaves um there it just goes back to finding out why you're still acting a certain way or why you're so you could have like it's kind of like when you leave the internet hooked up too long and it gets a little fuzz in there you you unhook it and you let the fuzz out and then you hook it back up. Is that kind of along the lines of where you're going? Well, yeah, I guess. In a simple term, yeah. So I'm probably dealing with some trauma.

You probably need to be unhooked for a while. It's really good for even kids who have like sexual stuff that's happened to them. There's a wide range, so we just need to sit down. Oh, I'm good. I just wanted to know about a past life, if it was real and what happened. You should sit down with her. Some believe and some don't. I want to believe.

I just haven't really, like I said, had anything that's like, tell me. You know, I mean, I guess if it was cool. Well, even if you don't believe it, even if you don't believe it's still beneficial for you, I can make you bring out a story. Oh, I can do that. That would illustrate that. That could illustrate that.

Yeah. Don't play with me. I'll do it. Hey, speaking of which, of internet, is there a Wi-Fi password in this place? Yes, there is, and I'll give it to you in a minute. Sounds fantastic. I know that you don't actually believe, so I have to ask this place. Yes, there is and I'll give it to you in a minute. Sounds fantastic. I know that you don't actually leave, so I have to ask this way. By the way,

Mike Woodall says, good morning, Miss Beam. Beautiful as ever. When is this, Michael? Yes, good to hear from Mr. Woodall out there. It is. He wants to quit smoking, so he hit me up last night. Oh, yeah? That's awesome. He's one of those people, too, that when he's

into something, he's going to give it. So, yeah, you should definitely see her, then, Mike, and give it a shot and let us know. And then he can do, like, little things for you, telling people, hey, it legit worked for me. Because I smoked cigarettes like a dirty pirate for years. I'm pretty sure I did the nasty a lot on a pirate ship. Adele has used hypnotherapy to quit smoking. Fergie used hypnotherapy to quit smoking. To quit peeing her pants.

Fergalicious. Fergalicious. All right, all right, all right. Let's do this. We need a palate cleanser here. Falling asleep in your morning shower? We'll wake you up. All right. asleep in your morning shower we'll wake you up all right so let's talk about this uh pretty interesting have you heard the one about the viking the turd and the museum no that's not a

joke actually this is a 1200 year old turd it's become one of the most Google-worthy exhibits at the Jorvik Viking Center in York, England. That's right. The world's largest fossilized human excrement. It's known as... Why? Well, it's known as the Lloyd's Bank Copper Light. It's offered historians a new understanding of the dietary habits and health of a Viking.

So you need to know that. I do? Well, of course you do. Now, its scientific value translates to actual value. Let me ask you a question, Debbie. Do you have anything at home that's maybe a little bit of an heirloom, might have just a little value to it that you're kind of excited, proud of, maybe, you know? I have my grandmother's gravy porcelain dish

that I keep on my table. That's very beautiful and sentimental. What do you think that might be worth? $100, $200, something like that? I don't know what it's worth, but I know what it's worth to me. What about yourself? Do you have an heirloom, anything worse than money?

I mean, I have a few heirlooms, yeah, in my house. I wouldn't, maybe a couple hundred dollars. There might be some things that are maybe a thousand dollars as far as the furniture maybe. Okay. Well, this historical turd is worth 39 grand. So literally a piece of crap is worth more than anything you've got in your house. I just can say it's worth more than me. It's worth more than my car. Yeah,. Yeah. It's worth more than my car.

Yeah, I know. It's worth more than any car. Maybe all of mine combined. I'm not sure. Hey, fun fact. If you go up Mount Everest, it's the law required to take your doo-doo with you. Doo-doo with you. Absolutely.

Yeah, you have to tag it and bag it. So what makes this particular piece of poo? It's referred to as precious poop, by the way. Precious poop. Precious poop, yeah. Did it belong to someone special? Did it belong to someone special? Well, it's the oldest and largest specimen they've ever found.

It measured a remarkable 8 inches long and 2 inches wide. Now let's just think about that for a moment. It would crest the water. That's going to be one of those that stand up out of the bowl. Yeah, that's fine. That's fine. What do they call it? Well, I call that the masterpiece.

The masterpiece. Yeah, you don't ever throw paper over that one. You go to the next stall and you can leave that there and let somebody walk in and go. Somebody has to see that. Because if I walk in and see that, I will salute that. I'll take a selfie with that. You know what I mean? Like, that's amazing.

Is Bono aware of this precious poop? Bono. Bono. Does anybody remember that South Park episode? You do? Gunner remembers it. Oh, yeah. The largest poop.

And Dan. Who is it? Marsh. Marsh. Mr. Marsh. Yeah, he's like in this competition with freaking Bono, but it turns out Bono is the biggest piece of shit on the planet. Like, yeah, it's, y'all go back, it's like vintage South Park. Well, I don't know what college degree you have, but Andrew Jones here,

he got himself a degree in scatology. He's a scatologist. that's the study of poop that's right he made the poop immediately famous with one of the greatest quotes of all time it says i do not say they say it's one of the greatest quotes of all time he said this is the most exciting piece of excrement i've ever seen. In its way, it's as irreplaceable as the crown jewels. Well, get the queen to wear it. Seriously. Has anybody checked his, you know. His life?

His life? His blood alcohol level? He made a wrong turn at scatology. I mean, I have a degree in anthropology, which I haven't made any use of other than trying to be a better human being. Anthropology, that's the study of past life, right? No. What is that? It's the study of human beings.

Human being what? Depends. I mean, there's multiple things under the umbrella of anthropology, but my focus was culture, so kind of more along a sociological line. Okay, so in theory, what would an anthropology degree be used for besides? Well, the reason I'm teaching, honestly, to teach or to write books or to do research. Okay. But one of the best ways to use a cultural anthropology degree within the world is in HR. HR?

In HR. Oh, I can see how that would apply. But, yeah, okay. But I don't like people enough. I mean, I love getting to the end of my college degree, and I hate people. HR gets all the crap. So, you know, unless you just want to do crap. But HR is no disrespect to HR, but it's kind of like the janitor of the administrative thing

you got to deal with the crap they do you know you clean up all the messes everybody comes to you that's mad their benefits aren't working their boss is a jerk someone grabbed their butt someone looked at him funny someone didn't use the right pronoun that's what hr is about isn't it yeah basically yeah so apparently the v Viking responsible for this prodigious deposit was likely a carnivore with a penchant for bread. Well, that sounds about right. That sounds like every American I ever met almost. A carnivore with a penchant for bread. It also unfortunately had a bunch of parasites.

Said the presence of whipworms and mallworm eggs. Wow. Yeah, because back then they lived to like a ripe, what, 13 years old? 13, yeah. I mean, the girls were getting married like that. 27 was... Yeah, you were old at 30 back then. We were all six.

Yeah, now, by 13, you were nearly middle-aged. You were just starting to get betrothed then. I think in your 30s, if you weren't already on your way to dying, they sent you off to die, maybe. Did they just expel you? Maybe. How did they sent you off to die. Did they just expel you? Maybe. I don't know. That is your old folks home.

The woods was the old folks home. Here's a mountain, go. You're out. You're gone. Go find some berries. Good luck. Eat a rabbit. You are no longer contributing. We need you to go. I would have been set on fire at 13, too. I say set on fire at 13, too.

Samesies. I say set on fire because in my head that's how I pictured the send-off. Yeah. That little boat. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like they do the old, yeah. Anyway. Bahala. Mike says that it's copper light, not copra light,

but that's just how it looked and it's how it was spelled. But they probably wrote it wrong, and it was a British publication Mike and you know the British don't talk the right way so should I can I say that I probably can't say that I got called racist for that the other day for what and kicked off Facebook for what for basically saying

someone wasn't talking our language oh well don't do that yeah don't get kicked off Facebook. Then how can you see all the train wrecks that are going on? Hold on. But hold on. Somebody wasn't talking to your language.

Now I got to know. Why? Why would you do that? Who did that? My daughter's school teacher could not speak English. Does she teach Spanish? No. She can't speak English at all?

She was a substitute. Well, I think she speaks English. I think she said she doesn't speak it well. Okay. No to self. Yeah. Mom, do not go get a job at a substitute teacher's. Just making sure.

She wasn't Spanish. She wasn't? No. What was she? What other races are there? Not nowadays. What was she? What other races are there? Not nowadays. Well, there's many different variations.

Oh, it is? Yeah. Yeah, I miss those sometimes. Hold on. There we go. You wake up and you feel like crap. You know who else wakes up and feels like crap? Yeah, here comes a shameless plug. Yeah, it is time shameless plug. Patrick and the people.

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need help because he can definitely do that for you. One other thing I do want to say, huge thanks to Mark and Tim, all the family actually at Holloway Farms for just being great listeners and showing support. They want you to watch for big things that are coming soon from Cornerstone. And, you know, that's one of their farm divisions that is probably going to be doing some CBD stuff. Oh. Yeah, and everybody likes the CBD stuff, right? So what else do they do at that farm? They do, I think they predominantly grow soybeans is what they

really specialize in. They're in Griffithsville. They're a pretty good sized farm. But Mark's been listening to me for years in his tractor as he does harvest and tending. Yeah, it's always cool for someone to say, yeah, listen to you in the tractor. It's like, wow, that's an unexpected thing to hear. You don't expect to hear that. Let's talk about the state of the show and what's going on. And for those who are uninitiated, it's kind of similar to what we did before, but a little bit different. And what I love is you can now, you know, I can now see all of your comments from the various social medias. If you're on Facebook or somewhere like that and you comment, we can see it. We are going to have a live number for text and voicemail very soon that we're rolling out.

Yesterday, we rolled out two more live streaming forums in the form of Kik and Twitch, which are two big ones. So now we've got, of course on our website x uh twitch kick uh what else do we have gunner uh that i'm missing d live odyssey i like basically if you're on the moon you can pick up the show okay do we have a thousand followers yet oh yeah good oh we're on tiktok i don't know i'm trying to to get 1,000 on TikTok. Whatever was. Yeah, wherever it was that we needed the 1,000 followers. So if y'all are listening, tell your people, tell your friends, send your text. Yeah, go Patrick and the people on TikTok.

We got what? We need 350 on Odyssey. We need 350 on Odyssey. I don't know what Odyssey is, but get it. It doesn't matter, but let's do it. It doesn't matter. Go do it. Yeah, let's do it.

Okay, but while you're thanking people, let me take this opportunity. Thank Gunner. Gunner. Yeah. Woo, woo, woo, woo. Man, if it wasn't for Gunner. Yeah, he is the brains of this operation. And speaking of which, Gunner, why don't you be a peach and come over here and enter this

Wi-Fi password? Oh, snap. Here, I could have done it. I love you so much. I don't want to bother you. It's the same name as the company that provides it. How about that? Never mind.

Okay. Anyway, so, look, I do want your feedback because I want to hear from you guys. I mean, that's how we've always done things on, you know, what you're liking, what we could do more of, what you're interested in talking about, all of those different things. I want it to be more interactive than ever. Now, I know it will help when we have that text and call number, which is going to be pretty soon. When do you gunner maybe by Friday yeah okay yeah we've got to get approved we've got a special

toll-free number that we're doing so that anybody from anywhere in the world can do it well it just makes a difference if you know, maybe In your number from OnlyFans toll-free Double for that. People pay me to put my clothes back on. Here, get on mic, babe. Get on mic. I'm on the mic.

There you go. Now you're on the mic. There you go. That was good. That was good. But, yeah, we definitely want to get everybody interactive and involved. We're thankful. We've had such great response from everyone. And I think our technical things, we're starting to kind of sort those out.

Tomorrow, what a great show already lined up. We've got Spencer from Big Brother coming in. Spencer Clawson, always a lot of fun to have, as well as some new co-hosts to introduce you to. And then the Big Friday show is really lining up to be something amazing. Of course, we'll have The Rant Friday. We'll be back. Of course, we'll have The Rant. Friday we'll be back. We'll have Vantage Ruins in studio doing an acoustic performance. And I will get tased at the end of the show, somewhere near the end of the show.

I'm here for that. I think we're going to put it right in the bit, this shit ain't funny because that's where it probably belongs. Because you might shit your pants. I could. It could happen. They told me they didn't warn me. I said I'll pass the night before and we'll do it at the end of the show so I don't have to drive far.

Bring a change of clothes. Yeah, maybe so, maybe so. But it should be interesting because it is, they say, what he said is this isn't a Hello Kitty taser they get at the expo. This is the kind where they shoot it into you. With the barbs? The full ride, they called it. Oh, my goodness.

The full ride they called it the full ride do you have a gymnastics mat that for to place no but i have a couple emts that are going to be here you need them they'll take care of me that's insane yeah it's going to be a lot of fun it should be great for tiktok i'll tell you that doesn't it mean that you're certified to tase other people now that like once you get tased that way you're certified to tase other people now, that, like, once you get tased that way, you're allowed to have it? You think I can just pass it on to people just like a pay it forward? Just because you've experienced it? I've heard that.

I've heard that, like, you can – Well, you do have to. I don't know if it's true. In law enforcement, you do have to undergo the taser and the pepper spray. I don't understand it, and I don't support it. Which part do you not understand? I'm talking to the same guy guy that when he was in the Army went to the gas chamber several times because it was fun.

I do. That's what's wrong with you. God explains it. I don't know. Me and my buddy were kind of crazy, and it was a wild experience, so we snuck back in a couple times, and the third time the drill sergeant said, Hey, you've been here before.

What are you doing here? Wow. I said, We just want to do it again. He said, this isn't Disney. Get the hell out of here, man. What's wrong with you? Getting that head high. Goodness.

No, I'll tell you what. If you've never been in, here's what happens. You go into this chamber. You know, it's a locked-in room. And they've got what's called CS gas, tear gas, whatever you want to call it, and you have on a full chemical suit with a chemical mask so that, you know, you can breathe normal oxygen. Then they say, private, take that mask off.

And you're like, yeah, I don't want to. Private, you take that damn mask off. And then, in my case, you had to say your name, your rank, your social security number, your unit, and your address, while slobber and everything in your body is coming out of every orifice on your body simultaneously. Gross. So, yeah, no, it's very exciting. Let me do it again.

I know what. I don't know why. Let me shed myself again. What? I don't know. You know, I was 18. What do I know? Is there a 12-step program for the gas chamber?

For the gas chamber. Yeah. Like, I hope you're not feeling any kind of way Friday, because what you're not going to feel is any sympathy for me. Like, none. None. Why would I need sympathy? As soon as it's unplugged, it's over.

I mean, you know, you just get the joke. I don't know if there's after effects. I don't know. Like, I'm going to have, like, aftershocks. I'm just going to walk around going, ah. It could cause heart problems. Huh? Yeah, I already told him.

Look at your age, dog. I don't know if this is smart. Yeah, it can. Bring some aspirin. So can my wife. Well, you know. Hey, as long as that life insurance is good, I don't. That's good.

Rock on, sir. Talk yourself out. I might be single next week, though. I might be daddy fishing next week. That's great. Watch out. Facebook's now going to pop up. Facebook dating.

Oh, yeah, right. Let me tell you something. How many females talk about that they get inboxes of unsolicited? You know, I've only gotten one in my whole life. Are you disappointed? I am. I'm like, why does it ever happen to me? And not only that, okay, we had, when I did a show,

and we had a whole group of swingers come. There were probably like 30 to 40 of them, okay? It was a group. I guess they meet, all right? So they came, all right? So they came, and not even them. Nobody. Just this fool.

I think it's my mouth. I don't know. Maybe that's why. I've never received a dick pic. Really? Never. Men are scared of dominant women. I only got one. So they don't.

She got a video, and she goes, hey, look at this. Look at this. It was on Facebook in the inbox. The video opens up and it's just the dude and he's got his meat in his hand. He's going to town like he's churning butter like an Amish guy. You know what I'm saying? Did he spit on it?

No, Patrick said, did he finish? I was like, I don't know. I didn't watch all of it. You want me to watch the whole thing? I didn't say for the end. When's that time you watched the whole porn, sir? True story.

Yeah, no, I never understood that. We can come back to that. But, no, I wanted to respond myself. And so I did the response. And so I know, you know how when you're on Facebook and Messenger and you're sitting there and you see the dots? so this guy was like you know he must keep doing this it's a it's a numbers game somebody's gonna react right so he sees the dots and he's like oh yeah oh yeah this is gonna happen this is gonna be that i got her i got her she wants this

and then he opens it up and it's me doing this. Just a picture of me. Just disappointed. Yeah. So I know that he had it. Speaking of disappointment, but his hand got a lot lighter after that. A lot lighter. Yeah. So you have Spencer Clawson coming in.

You're also going to get Taze. Yeah. And what else is going on? Well, Thursday is Spencer. Friday is Taze, the rant, and Vantage Ruins in studio. So you're back at the rant again. You're going to start doing that. Yes, of course I am.

Every Friday, 7, 5, 8. It's a comfort thing. I think people need that. Somebody yelling at you? Yeah, it makes them feel comfortable whenever he's yelling about it. Yeah, it's weird. Yeah, it feels like, mm, dad. Yeah, yeah, crazy dad.

You got daddy issues too? Trauma bonding. Trauma bonding. I feel a group session coming on. I, yeah. Crazy dad. You got daddy issues too? Trauma bonding. Trauma bonding. I feel a group session coming on. I do too. I feel a group session coming on. How are you handling all the estrogens? Oh, I'm drowning right now.

He gives off more than you know. This person said, Laura, nobody will send you one because they know you're savage AF. You'd put them on blast instantly. I agree with that. Yeah, no, that's... I didn't put that man on blast. No, I did that for you. You just sent a message.

It was weak, too. You didn't even say anything. Why did I need to say anything? I think my face said it all. I thought it was weak. Unless he got more excited with my face. Maybe he was trying to use you to get to me. Maybe he finished on your face.

Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey your face. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. You're so stressed. What, and it makes you happy with my mouth?

Yeah, I guess so. That should not have timed out like that. Really? I'm trying to escape this. And you just kept it going. Mom is home. Yeah, right. Right.

Here we go. Let's do this then. We need to get to it. This is the segment. Not like the other. People do stupid shit. You say, oh, brother. Hey, it's not a copy or a clone of any previous bit.

But if you think so, hey, we don't give a shit. Cha-cha-cha. I just realized that that is you. No, it is not you. It's not? It's definitely not. That is definitely you. Definitely not me.

That is, I'm with Laura on this one. It is, it is exactly me, yeah. I have to have one crappy intro, so I have to do it myself because I'm not a singer. I have to have one crappy intro, so I have to do it myself because I'm not a singer. Those people who say that daydreaming won't take you anywhere apparently have never been to Japan. A couple of days ago, the annual Space Out competition happened in the land of the rising sun. It's competitive daydreaming. I would kill it.

What? Competitive daydreaming for an hour and a half. Competitors have to sit there and mindlessly zone out. No sleeping, no laughing, no talking. You couldn't do that, babe. I have 80 days. Heart rates are routinely checked at the event. Each year, hundreds arrive in hopes of taking home the title and the grand prize, a frozen rice wave sculpture.

What? Look, I know a therapeutic value behind it is so much more than the prize itself. Yeah. On daydreaming? I walked to my room at least twice yesterday and sat there in a daze going, why did I come in here? I did too,

but it was a result of the dispensary, not daydreaming. Daydreaming is just a step up from hypnosis. So if you daydream a lot, you'll probably be easily de-hypnosed. I also dream a lot. How is it judged? It sounds very subjective to me. I'm not sure.

Yeah, like somebody could be bullshitting. Yeah. I mean, I can tell you I've dreamed up, I don't know, what dreams make me. Yeah, because I pretend not to be there to ear muscle. The eye muscles relax your facial muscles relax there's signs in your physical body that but it still doesn't tell what the quality of that daydream is does it sounds like a horseshit competition to me well that is correct ma'am you have a some sum that up well all right a sudden stop at a massage parlor did not

result in a happy ending of the driver of an SUV that crashed into it. In Everett, Washington, an unidentified driver rammed his vehicle right through the front of VIP Massage, which sounds like a nice place, nailing the storefront so hard the SUV was completely inside the establishment. There were people inside who presumably had their relaxation interrupted, but somehow no one was injured. The driver, yes, as you might imagine, under the influence of something. Is this a good thing or a bad thing? In Wales, Damien Woljnowicz was hit with a 22-month jail sentence

after breaking into two homes. Here's the interesting thing. Once he was in the home, instead of stealing the valuables and ransacking, he performed chores. He hung laundry, cleaned the floors in another house he had broken into. He did pour himself a glass of wine, but

washed clothes, even took a shower. Sounds like he was on that book of sugar. Or the spectrum. I mean, it's. I wish somebody would break in to clean my home. I don't take that kind of break in all day long. If you make it in my house, you best clean something. You say you best clean something.

You best clean something. I see. It sounds like somebody has protection in that home. A break dancer sought medical help for a lump on his head, which restricted his ability to perform head spans. Oh, God. Oh, God. The 80s called and said, what will we do?

Yeah. He's obviously not from Australia. No, he told doctors he'd been breaking for nearly 20 years, practicing five times a week, and first noticed the lump when he started losing his hair. They surgically removed it. The lump turned out to be benign. They identified it as head spin hole.

Isn't that a Nine Inch Nails song? Yes. Head spin hole? Yes. Head spin hole. Yeah. Or break dance bulge caused by an extended pressure on the head during moves. You think that's made up?

It makes sense, though. I mean, it makes sense. Ball caps can make you start going bald. That is a myth. And why could it be spinning on your head? Ball caps cannot cause baldness. Really? Well, what caused yours?

Stress. Stress. You ever seen me wear a ball cap? You used to. You used to wear that hat. No, my mother's father. Genetics. Yeah, the maternal father, maternal grandfather is what causes that, I believe.

Yeah. Have you ever ordered from Sheen, Timu, any of those? No. No? I like Timu, but I don't know about Sheen. A student from the University of Bristol found a live scorpion inside a clothing package from Sheen. inside a clothing package from Sheen. Sophia Mossinger had ordered boots for her Halloween costume,

but quickly canceled plans when she noticed the creature inside the packaging. She said, I thought it was a toy. Then it moved. How did it make it? I don't know. I guess it must have had some air in there, right? They used kitchen tongs to handle it and put it in a Tupperware container, which sounds like they averted the crisis. Most people would have just stomped the hell out of it.

Yeah. You're in the boots, though. Listen to this. I was showing a house the other day. 100% true story. Lady's so nice. And kind of, you know, she seemed kind of badass. You know, she's one of these tough ladies.

You know, she's a business owner, real self-assured. You know, knows her worth. And I open the door to this house and I walk in and a spider, a granddaddy long leg actually, steps up on the little stoop and she freaked out. I can't come in. It's not even a

real spider. She wouldn't lock it at my house. It's not even a real spider. It's not a spider. It's not going to bite you. Just brush it out of the way. I had to come brush it out of the way. It tried to come back in and she still wouldn't. It took me about three minutes to relocate him. You don't even brush them. You just pick them up by one of their

beaks and throw them. They're nothing. Yeah, I mean they are venomous if they could bite you but their fangs are set way back in their mouth. So my question is, Kishine is like from Asia, right? How did this scorpion survive like the boat or plane ride or what? I don't know.

That's wild to me. I order from cider. Cider is less, you know, child labor. Oh, less child labor. It's less child labor. I thought you were talking about the beverage. Like the apple cider from Dixon. Y'all have had that?

The apple cider from Dixon? I have not. Dixon cider? Mm-mm. Okay. Dixon cider. What? I didn't know if it was like special,

like Fayetteville cider that's like moonshine, actually. Yeah, it's something like that. But now I got it. I got it. Yeah, that's right. I wish. What? I just saw TikTok about that.

No, no, it is that. Somebody went to Walmart and asked them to page their little brother. It's always fun. Oh, it's always Walmart. His name is Dixon Yaz. And the lady fell for it. She got on the intercom. She did. Their little brother. It's always Walmart. His name is Dixon Yaz. And the lady fell for it. She got on the intercom. She did.

Well, they're not paid enough to care at Walmart. No, I wouldn't care. She probably enjoyed it. It was probably the highlight of the week. Absolutely. Sometimes at Walmart, I just grab the phone and page people. I'm here for it. Just because.

When's the last time you went to Walmart? Two days ago. Did you really? Yeah. It'd be nice for you. Yeah, I was trying to find a muzzle for it. Just because. When's the last time you went to Walmart? Two days ago. Did you really? Yeah. It'd be nice for you to do that. Yeah, I was trying to find a muzzle for you. They didn't have one. I never see you go to Walmart.

Yeah. A woman in India has miraculously escaped injury when a water tank fell from the roof. I saw that. Landed directly on top of her, leaving her completely unharmed somehow. that landed directly on top of her leaving her completely unharmed somehow uh it's actually a video shows her closing the gate walking down a street when the tank crashes down landing so precisely her head is seen poking out of the top and she continues to eat her apple did she really yes she continues to eat her apple throughout the whole ordeal wow yeah she was standing upright inside the tank the residents are calling it divine intervention.

She had since returned from making a donation at the local temple. That's where she was coming back from. The tank was dropped by a scrap collector clearing out items, and incredibly she emerged without a scratch. That is kind of a wild thing to have happen to. Have you ever had something that you know where you thought oh god this is definitely going to be a problem and you ended up being alright?

Any kind of accident? Have you ever seen anything like that? I'm sure I have. I can't think of anything right now but I've escaped a lot of pretty near misses. I had many of them. I now tell these stories readily. I didn't used to tell them because Laura didn't want to hear them when I had a shop. You know, she's concerned for

good reason. I'm an idiot. But I had an air compressor in there and I wanted to switch out the plug at the bottom with another air compressor and I thought it was empty and so I started to unscrew it you know I had a pair of ice grips and I started unscrewing it and I get about three quarters all of a sudden it starts going and it starts shaking and I'm like oh no I went too far and so I run and I get behind a desk and enough, that thing shoots across the room, hits the wall, went through the brick, put a hole in the wall. And I was like, whoo, that was a close one right there. Oh, my gosh. Yeah, that was a close one.

That's the kind of stuff that used to happen to me, babe. That's exciting. Did you try to do that? Yes, shop work. Let's do one more here. A tip from Tampa electric workers led to the arrest of Soil Zapata Dye. Shoe Dye? Accused of stealing a generator powering a traffic light.

Zapata Dye was found attempting to take a generator near Sun City Center Boulevard in Stoneham Drive when deputies confronted him. There's a generator on 674. I saw they had no lock in it, no name on it. I thought someone sent it out. Absolutely. Yeah, it's for him, right? Absolutely.

Curb. No, I mean, yeah, you leave it out. You go ahead and take it, right? Yeah, anytime I see bulldozers or anything. Same as his. Yeah. Pull up and get them. Yeah.

I saw one literally like two weeks ago. I saw a car on the side of the road with blinking lights. I'm like, hey, that battery's going to run out. I'll take it. Yeah. They don't care about it, clearly. It's my car now. Absolutely.

Isn't that fair? Is that fair? It's totally fair. Yeah, forget what I was saying. Socialism. What were you saying? I don't know. You interrupted me.

Did I? Yeah. Bulldozer. Bulldozer. Right over. I did? Yes. I'm sorry. You bulldozed her talking aboutzer, bulldozer. Right over. I did? Yes. I'm sorry.

You bulldozed her talking about seeing a bulldozer. Yeah, he does it a lot. It's all good. Oh, no. Now I'm in trouble. No worse. Anyways, I just say I like the idea of stealing. Not really stealing.

I'd return it. I just want to play on it. Absolutely. I had suggested the other evening that we should wait until it got dark and go see if my son, go see if the keys were left. But he said we would go to jail. I was still down.

You might not go to jail if you don't go anywhere. What level of theft is that? It's not really theft if you're not going anywhere. That's true. I just want to play in the dirt that's right there. I don't even want to go anywhere, really. I think they have a park in Vegas. They actually do.

They have one in Vegas, I know for sure. I don't know if we have one here. But, yeah, we almost did it. I think it's in Memphis. Is there one in Memphis? That would make sense since there's the, what, Bass Pro? Oh, yeah, the big Bass Pro, yeah. That would make sense at Memphis.

Yeah. What was that place you're talking about, though, where you can operate heavy equipment, though?, I mean, that's Vegas. Yeah. You can go operate all kinds of heavy equipment. Get drunk and go operate heavy equipment. Like that's probably the only place where it's allowed. Yeah. It's probably the only place it's okay to do that. All right. Listen, now we've got a big time comedian that's going to be, uh to be coming in, and I think he's going to zoom into our show in the next few days. And his name is Mike Baldwin, and brought a bit today that I thought would be really cool for everybody to see the comedy bit

because he's going to be taking part in the show here and there, and he's a very funny guy. So let me play this bit for you and see what you think of him. Summer, that's my favorite season, probably. And then winter is my least favorite. And spring and fall are tied for second. If we're voting for seasons. Unless you're a ninja.

If you're a ninja, then you probably love the spring and hate the fall. Because there's crunchy leaves. Like when you would walk, you know. That's my favorite joke because the people that get it totally get it. People that don't get it are like, he's dumb. That's okay. Don't get it are like, he's dumb. That's okay. Don't explain it.

If you explain it, it just makes people go, oh. Well, that's dumb. I smoke pot. It's legal in Missouri now. That's cool. Yeah. You can just be a piece of shit. Legally.

So that's exciting. Some places have medical marijuana. And that means that you can only smoke if you're a doctor. And I think I agree with that. These people work hard. They deserve to smoke weed. I think about that. I've been smoking pot too long. I think about, like, if I could have back now all the money I've spent on pot in my whole life, God. Do you know how much pot I would buy?

how much pot I would buy. Bunch probably. I think Santa Claus was a pothead. I think he was just a pothead dude who gave free shit to his friends and they wrote about it in their diaries. And then 500 years later, I don't know when Santa was, but it doesn't matter. Everything about him just sounds like weed.

He's just a fat dude with a beard. That's pot. He wears his pajamas everywhere. That's pot. He only wants cookies. I'm going to drop some shit off, off dude just leave me a little plate of cookies ho ho ho what is that

it's not even a thing I think they wrote it like that but I think it just got lost in translation I think that's just a pothead laugh. Ho, ho, ho, ho. I like that joke because it'll make you laugh again at Christmas. You guys will see a ho, ho, ho ho somewhere and you'll be like, heh heh heh. Oh yeah, I do have a t-shirt if you wanna actually buy something from me.

If you're watching this, you can buy it online or if you're here. I couldn't think of anything to put on a shirt so they're not like... And I have these too, they're unrelated, but they say ninjas hate crunchy leaves. Eh, alright, whatever. They're both good grocery store shirts.

People will breathe out of their nose at you if you wear it to the grocery store. They'll see you and go, They'll see you and go... But yeah, buy a bunch of them if you want. It helps a lot. I'm not selling shirts because I'm hoping to open a shirt store one day. You can still walk up to my little shirt table and be like, hey, what's up?

And I'll be like, hey. You gonna buy a shirt. Now, you can just come up and say hi. I'll shake your hand or take a picture with you or sign your boobs or whatever. That is a real life comedy thing that happens sometimes. Every once in a while, you get to sign a boob. Course the negative part of that is you don't get to choose

who wants their boob to be signed, but you still have to be like, yay! Whatever you want, sir. sir seems weird but you did buy five t-shirts so everybody knows that's the deal there now I said that joke one time and a dude yelled out he goes how much for you to sign my friends nutsack and. And I was like, dude, that is ridiculous. A thousand dollars. It seems about right. I'm not doing anything weird.

I'm not even touching it. It's just the marker that touches it. I told him he has to stretch it and make it. So, come talk to me after the show. Got some credit card debt I need to take care of. I'm about 49 nutsacks in the hole right now. So hopefully it's a support. All right.

That was a pretty good bit. Pretty good bit. That is Mike Baldwin. And we'll be hearing from him a little bit more. I just want to mention real quickly, Fitz Auto. Big thanks to them because they are a huge sponsor for us, helped us get all the equipment. Not only that, we've gotten seven vehicles between us and our two boys from them. And man, they're great people. Look, if you've had some credit problems before,

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go in person 8421 stagecoach road in little rock uh the best car that i've ever had our lexus is still rolling i think it's trying to get to a quarter million miles here soon, isn't it? Something like that. Yeah, you can also see their inventory online. You sure can. Sometimes I like to do that because they also have, like, campers. Yep. Yeah. Recreation.

Boats. ATVs. Yeah, things like that. I don't know. Every once in a while I'll just go, you know, wishful shopping or whatever they call it. Yeah. Kind of like when we get on Zillow and look at houses that we can't afford. Yeah.

I'll just look on Sheen and see what those little kids are going to make me. Yeah, no doubt. If they can make it for you for $12. I know you said you don't use them. I don't. No, I don't. That's not the reason I don't use them. Just the quality.

I'm worried about the quality. No, it doesn't matter. If the kids made better quality, you'd buy it. Exactly. But the kids can't be counted on. It's not their fault, though. It's not their fault. They're only working with what they're given.

They just haven't been trained really well. Probably in a language they can't understand. Because they were kidnapped. Exactly. Yeah, no, that's exactly right. I've only gotten one thing from them that was really messed up. From Teemu, you mean? No, I've never ordered from Teemu.

Oh, you've never ordered. See, I've ordered. I've seen some really interesting things on there. You know, sometimes. Very interesting things. I've gotten some great things, and I've gotten some weird things. We went out one night to Stickies with one of our boys and he had got this bucket

hat from Timu. Right when we were leaving, there was a guy sitting at the bar and he was like, hey bro, I like your hat. He was like, thanks. He goes, where'd you get it? He goes, I couldn't like it. Timu.

Timu said, what? He said, did you say Timu? Oh, my God. He was so embarrassed by it. I thought it was hilarious. No, I think it's hilarious. I've not ordered from Timu, but apparently, I mean, they sell everything. They sell pretty much everything.

Like, even yard tools. Yard furniture. Like, I saw, like, chairs and, yeah, I don't even know how much shipping would be. There's probably a car on there. We've been talking about this at my house. This has been a weird topic conversation. Sometimes it just happens. But I've got a listener, a guy I've known, a friend of mine we've known for many years.

He ordered a motorcycle from Amazon for $2,900. $2,900. Hold on, $2,900. Yeah, $2,900. Hold on, $2,900. It arrived in a crate. It really is pretty, too. It looks like a crotch rocket. And, you know, he put gas in it and started driving it. I've been looking at the prefab houses on there for an office.

Yeah? Nothing wrong with that. Have y'all seen those? No. How does that work? I don't know. Do they deliver and set up? Yeah, they deliver.

There's one that folds out. It folds out. I've seen several. I don't know. Do they deliver and set up? Yeah, they deliver. There's one that folds out. It folds out. I've seen several. Okay, you've got an origami house. You have an origami house from Amazon. Probably already wired for prime. Yeah, I think Walmart's going to make them too now. Probably.

Yeah. Where do these go? Where do you put these origami homes? Anywhere. Same place you put a normal home. Yeah. Land. I wonder if there's any sort of particular zoning for something like that you know because it's not being constructed

in place i'm sure the government won't want their hands there's an extra tax on that i need you to pay the permit for you yeah well you know if you're going to push a button and it's going to open you're going to have to have a construction foreman and all kinds of things i don't know you can people have the buttons on the the campers i'm kidding i'm kidding yeah i guess it is kind of sort of i don't know i'd have to see it how much do they run these houses 10 to 20 grand is the ones 10 to 20 grand and what size uh is this is this uh it's less than a thousand square feet isn't it i'm not really sure how big they are. They go up to like... You can stack them and everything.

Right now, I've seen the... You can just keep on building like a Barbie dream house. Oh! I've seen the storage container homes, which... They're kind of similar. They're kind of similar. Okay. But they're not as heavy.

It's basically... I mean, with this economy... Not as storm resistant. They get delivered right... They remind me of toilet trailers. It's like a kite when a tornado comes. It's basically, I mean, with this economy. Not as storm resistant. They get delivered right. They remind me of toilet trailers. It's like a kite when a tornado comes. It's a kite. The fancy toilet trailers that they bring out to events and festivals,

that's what it reminds me of. It'll probably, I don't know, help with maybe with some homeless issues, make it more affordable. Well, I know they're now getting ready to start uh building a tiny home community for that very reason in little rock i believe about that yeah aaron was saying that they were finally doing that hey let's talk about this for a second i did you know everybody's got a phone and everybody is uh all into it i you know that's just what we do now we carry our phones everywhere um according to a Bank of America survey, what do you do with your phone at night?

That's the question. Where do you put it? 55% put it on the nightstand. Yeah. 24% put it in another room. How? Why? How are you going to answer that?

What if someone comments on your selfie? That's the whole point. What are you going to do? They're trying not to watch TikTok until 2 in the morning. They're trying to keep their REM sleep the way it's supposed to be. Yeah, I have horrible screen time. Every Sunday I get a report

from my phone, which is an asshole move on assholes' part. I know, it's disrespectful. It is very rude, isn't it? I didn't ask for that. I wait for you so that you go back and scroll more. It's like you're trying to beat whatever the score was from last week. Yeah. I mean, pretty much every Sunday I feel like a piece of shit.

It's like, hey, bitch, what'd you do this week? It looks like you stayed on TikTok all day. You averaged nine hours a day on the internet. What? No, I didn't. You spent two more hours this week than last week on your phone. Now, speaking of that, you can rate yourselves, ladies and gentlemen. You can play the home game as well.

According to life coaches. I'm a certified life coach. I'm certain of that. What don't you do, Debbie? Are you a cardiologist? I could be, probably. Want to be my proctologist? What are you doing this afternoon?

Want to go spelunking? I'll take, probably. Want to be my proctologist? What are you doing this afternoon? Want to go spelunking? I'll take you hunting. Hey, I'm down. I won't shoot anything, but I'll go to the deer woods. What? I said spelunking. You were spelunking. That was enough.

According to life coaches, everyone should be getting up before 7 a.m. and ticking off with seven key things. Okay? This is what they say those seven things are. Oh, can I guess one? Okay, go ahead. Make your bed. No.

No. Damn. Damn. No, so don't even worry about making that bed. Nobody cares about that anymore. That's some old school stuff. I do it. I make my bed.

Well, you don't have to anymore. I make my bed every day. You do it out of a sense of obligation., you don't have to anymore. I make my bed every day. You do it out of a sense of obligation. Obligation to who? I just think it looks better. Yeah, it starts things off right. It makes me feel like

I've accomplished something. I'm motivated. I don't feel accomplished. Well, you should be. I just want the room to look nice. I'm with you. Well, you should be

starting with meditation. I do do that. 15 to 20 minutes. And or prayer. I do both. Yeah, that works. Because I'm real sick. Guided meditation. I do do that. 15 to 20 minutes. And or prayer. I do both. Yeah, that works. Because I'm real sick. Guided meditation.

I do. Exercise or yoga. Reading. Kind of. Drinking a glass of water. I do do that. Setting goals. Yes, my goal is to get out of this bed.

Yeah. Think of three people that make you smile and then sing in the shower. Sing in the shower? What if you take a shower at bedtime? I think those last two things were just, they ran out of things at five.

I was going to say. Let's just throw a couple things in here. It just sounds like good fluff there. We already told them that they had seven things so they had to come up with the other two on the fly. She just said five.

I ask my clients to write down what they're thankful for every day, and some actually just say people all the time. Yeah? Okay. Now, here's another new survey that I think is interesting, and you can answer for yourself before we answer. But a new survey, well, let me just ask, who takes the most selfies? Let me just ask. Who do you think it is? Go ahead.

Are we going by ages? Hold on, ladies. Hold on. I'm talking to these fine folks out here. Who do you think takes the most selfies? Just look at your relationship. Which of you takes more selfies? I don't take any. I know what you're thinking.

Single women. I don't take any. No. No. A new survey has revealed that men take almost double the amount of selfies as women. Arrogant. The desperate need for validation. I saw him doing it.

The wounded child. What did I do? I remember two nights ago on the couch and I told Tyler, I said, look at this clown. Because you could just see him over there going. I said, look at this clown. Because you could just see him over there going. Were you taking selfies or were you working on all those cool intros? I was doing the Snapchat thing is what I was doing,

making those stupid Snapchat things when the show starts. For the opening? Yeah. I figured, yeah. Yeah, just trying to make goofy faces do stupid things. And it is a weird phenomenon for someone to see. You have to really tune the world out to do that because if you have any kind of self-respect you're in a you look like a moron when you're doing that just so you know seriously yes i'm often in a stage of hypnosis of some kind it's just life yeah concentration focus and you're zoomed in on

one thing that's a state of hypnosis okay my mom just called it adhd that's that's not the case everyone says do you think that you take more or less selfies than i do i used to take way more i just you know um the past couple years as i'm sure if anybody follows me i don't i i'm. I'm still on my phone a lot, but not the Facebook. You're not interacting with everyone as much. I don't, like, you know,

I don't know why. I feel like I take less selfies than I used to, but there was a time that it was like, who does this think she is? Like, I'm sure. I'm sure.

Supermodel. Now I take more. It's not even for that like you know I love snapchat filters like the fun ones right yeah like I have so many of where like the crackhead one is great there's one with a black eye I also dig that one yeah that's always a fun one yeah so those kind of things are still fun to me but as far as just being like glamour shot, not so much anymore. Now, it is an interesting phenomenon now that we've finally arrived at a place where almost clothing is optional on the planet, even in selfies or anything. I mean, it's getting less and less clothing in the world.

And I'm not mad, but I am saying are you seeing that more less and less clothing in the world from people absolutely. No but I will tell you this on the first day of school pictures you know like every mom on the planet takes a I told Patrick this year I was like man is it me or these girls short are so short. And we're not even talking teenage girls. Even the 8-year-olds and the 10-year-olds. I have 11-year-olds. They're like booty shorts. I walk through Target and I'm like, no. I was just saying, I'm not mad

to each other. I mean, it's about time they raised that rule, but I was just like, we could have never wore that. My concern is the comfort. I'm sorry. For me. You're scared they're going to have a camel toe, get a yeast infection? Yeah, the yeast infection.

But, I mean, I get cold. I get very cold. And wearing shorts in a school all day, that freaking short. With your butt hanging out? With your butt hanging out. Don't we have enough problems with the teachers without throwing bait at them? I want my daughter to respect. I want my daughter to respect herself so other people will respect her.

See, and this may be where I'm a different girl than that. Like, I don't care. I don't care what you wear. You know what I'm saying? Like, I don't feel like that correlates with respect all the time. I guess appropriate. Like, I mean, you don't want her going out like... Well, she's 11, so...

Yeah. No, she should be clothed. Yeah, covered. Yeah, she should be clothed. Yes. But I'm saying... I think it's like you're saying, like where you're at in the context and all that kind of thing.

Yes, of course. If you're the electric cowboy, then clothing, again, is fairly optional. But look, don't act like you didn't on your way to the pencil sharpener. You know, being like, hey! But should your ass be hanging out at the pencil sharpener?

I don't know. I'm just saying I'm not sure that's a good look. And again, with the teachers, we don't need to bait that hook anymore. There's one that's up for sexual something. There was actually just one in Perryville yesterday. There's nothing that's up for sexual something. There was actually just one in Perryville yesterday. In Perryville?

There's nothing else to do there, Daddy. There are adults that are in trouble for that everywhere. It's not just teachers. Law enforcement. I know, I know, I know, I know. Boy, if you don't run... I hear her. Where's Gunner?

I was... All right, according to a survey, here's why people wake up in a bad mood. A, they're married to me. That was the number one answer on it. 48% say they woke up in a bad mood because they stayed up late watching TV, or I would think TV now translates to phone. Yeah. Is it easier to watch phone than TV? Yes. Yes. Yeah. It's more addictive. The swapping and how fast the content is. Bingo. It keeps you. Because I like my TV. It keeps you

concentrated more than a movie. I'll screen mirror to my TV. But it's that whole what y'all were talking about at the beginning this morning when you were talking about finding something on Netflix. I get tired of trying to find something because I got a few shows. If I'm caught up, I no longer have, like, I'm not watching, like, a whole movie. You know what I'm saying? I don't either. But TikTok, yeah, it does that to you. You know, TikTok is like a few seconds on to the next.

I'll tell you, I've learned, and I don't know if everyone else has, but when TikTok was first out, I used to fall for it all the time, but they're really good at this on TikTok. They make fake movie trailers, and they'll tell you, oh, yeah, check this movie out on our movie posters at Netflix. And you go look for an hour going, I can't find it. Then you Google and you find out it's not even real. Oh, my gosh.

Yeah. And they do that. They talk about new movies on new shows. And they're just completely bogus. Yeah. Because I guess it's fun to troll. You know, they're like, they're looking for that right now. And I'm like, yeah.

I'll be honest. I don't even have TikTok. I got better things to do. Now, if you don't have it, how do you know it's better? I have TikTok for my business. My daughter has it, and I just don't have the time to. Well, no shame in my game. I got it.

I got it. She's covering your time and hers. I'm not knocking anyone who has it, but I'm just saying I'm too busy. I just have Facebook and that's it. Well, you're hypnotizing people a lot, so that's important, you know? She's studying for that exam. She's doing things. You should probably hypnotize me to stay off TikTok.

I could. Like, because I get addicted to some people. Can y'all hear me? There's a dude on there named World of T-Shirts. Yes. Josh Block. If y'all have TikTok, please find World of T-Shirts. Josh Block. Don't. Yes. Josh Block. If y'all have TikTok, please find the world of t-shirts. Josh Block.

Don't. Yes. I know. He drives my family crazy. But he screams a lot. He gets drunk every day. He bites his hand. Like, it's amazing.

Why does he bite his hand? Because I think he's on the spectrum and they trigger him all the time. He says, put the fries in the bag. Put the fries. I mean, put the fries in the bag. Put the fries, I mean, just do it. Yeah, he's,

it's hard to explain, just find him. There's also a cat on there right now, okay, who is super viral. His name's like Max something,

but somebody's put a GoPro on their cat's neck and this dude goes out and just, he fights every cat. I've seen that. He's like a cat boy. And now I get these videos non-stop of people going, it's not funny anymore. Who is this cat?

We gotta find out who it is. He's like the Jake Paul of cats. There's always drama to follow on. It's like my reality show. There was a woman in Tampa that had this big house made of concrete, and she was kind of boastful about it, like, nose in the air, like,

don't hate me, my husband spilled her. So everybody was like, yeah, let's see you after. So everybody was looking, you know. Yeah. The little dude, the Dan guy with the one leg that was in the boat. Oh, Lieutenant Dan. Lieutenant Dan. Lieutenant Dan. Yeah.

He's got drunk. Man, I'm so guilty being on TikTok. I'm bad. Yeah. And it does nothing for me. I mean, no value. No, no. You just brought it down into the show.

That was three minutes right there. Joy. You can get all these certifications if he wasn't on there. Listen, it's that or heroin. So y'all can all do heroin. Exactly. on there. Listen, it's that or heroin. Y'all do heroin. Exactly. Never understood it. I wanted to have a good time and not go to sleep.

I tried it twice just to make sure. Just to make sure. Just to make sure of what, anthropologist? You just said, hey, I want to try heroin. I kept sniffing cocaine because I like that smell. I used to very much enjoy drugs and alcohol. Drugs and alcohol are bad, kids.

She's uncovered. In the middle of the 90s, right after I turned 18, I moved to New Orleans because, you know, Arkansas is the problem. And I tried because, I mean, you know, I want to be cool. I'm all effed up already. And I was like, why not? And I tried it and I was like, no. No. No, I want to be cool. I'm all effed up already. And I was like, why not? And I tried it and I was like, no. No. No, I don't like this.

I knew immediately. I never tried that because I never wanted to. Sleep is not my bag. Sorry, Mom, if you're listening. No, sleep was never my thing. I always wanted to keep having fun. Oh, same, same. I was a big fan of the uppers.

Yeah, the Saline County Slim Fest? Yes. I come from the days of yellow jackets and no-dos and many things yeah when you buy it at the convenience you could buy meth at the convenience store and it was just fine nobody said anything yeah they called it a fedra yep you know or many things yeah and we would those funny how the more of them you had the better your school day was it was wonderful i'd have like eight you had, the better your school day was. It was wonderful. I'd have like eight mini-themes in the morning, and school was amazing, man.

Got it. Don't listen, kids. You can't get them anymore. You know, I've got to show my ID to get NyQuil, so yeah, and I'm good. All right. Been there, done that. I've got the

ADC number to prove it. I'm good. You got one of those? Girl, yes. 707-501. Hey, we all know somebody with one. Scary. 1-302-666-

Trauma bonded. Trauma bonded. Yeah, yeah. I have no ADC number. Me either. Y'all don't need one. I have a bad credit number. It's my social security number.

All right, so more reasons people might wake up in a bad mood negative event in your life uncomfortable mattress that is the biggest challenge maybe in my life we it doesn't matter how long you try it in the store get it home over a period of time it just I don't know I cannot seem to find a way to pick a good mattress do you have just a regular mattress or did you try to go sleep number Tempur-Ppedic we tried the sleep number thing that was uh not first of all it wasn't all it was cracked up to be it's really an air mattress um second of all oh we did do one that was like a sleep number that had the air thing in it and it sucked too and we did the one that was a split it wasn't split all the way just and i kept falling in the

little hole yeah yeah hated that thing yeah yeah yeah we have yet to find one we use a tempera pedic like a 12 inch foam it has the cooling gel on top it's amazing yeah i tried a purple one the purple no i've heard of purple the ones that come in the box like Casper or whatnot. And it folds. All foam. It makes me feel like it'd be hot. Well, mine's all foam, but it has a cooling gel, so it actually cools your body temperature down when you're sleeping. Okay. Well, I don't need anything cooling.

Cooling bed, cooling sheets. The setting on my air conditioner is at frozen tundra. Oh, that's right. That's where she keeps it. Real life. I looked last night. It's probably your fault. It was 69.

You probably give up too much heat. I do give up a lot of heat. There's where she keeps it. Real life. I looked last night. It's probably your fault. It was 69. You probably give up too much heat. I do give up a lot of heat. There's nothing wrong with that. 69. No, no, nothing at all. It's a great year. I mean, no, I'm talking about the temperature, though. For real.

I can't sleep. I'm talking about the temperature, too. I can't sleep when it's hot. Uh-uh. I prefer 68. Like, you can always add blankets, add clothes, but you can only take so much off. You know what I mean? That's true.

So, no, I like it cold. You're right. Yeah, no, I endure the cold because I love her. And so does every other human being. Yeah, my son, he'll go, God damn, it's cold in here. I'm like, I know. You guys get a jacket or a blanket or something, you pussies? Yeah.

I do not say that at all. Well, something like that. I mean, not quite as Patrick as that, but, you know, something along those lines, right? She probably doesn't say anything. She just looks at you. No, she definitely calls for that. They know what the deal is. Get a hoodie, get a blanket.

Yeah, that's what you see. That hoodie you've been wearing all summer, put it back on. Bingo. Yeah, there's no sympathy in that. There's no sympathy. No, because it's not like it's frost. It's just a little air. Sorry, I don't like it a lot.

Like the circulation. I live with boys. No. Y'all stink. Yeah. You've been to a prison, right? Yeah. You know what it smells like when it gets warm.

True. Go into any warehouse where dudes work. No. No, we're keeping it cold. There is no deodorant in the penitentiary. Is there not? No. None that works.

I mean, you get like the little Bob Barker, you know. Y'all know that Bob Barker has like, well, he did. He's not alive anymore, obviously, but like had this whole thing where he was sending out to the prisons the little toothbrush and toothpaste and their little toiletries and everything. I thought he was about spaying and neutering your pets. Maybe that's something in the toothpaste, too. Who knows? Who knows?

I don't know. Bob Barker was doing that. Bob Barker was doing that. Wow, that's wild. I know. I think I'd rather have a cup of noodles. Them cup of noodles. Those ramens are real money.

I mean, like, when you're in prison, though, do you really care about, like, what you smell like? No. I mean, I would. No, the worse I smell, the better it is, I think. Absolutely. I need to ward people off. But you don't get noodle cups in prison. It's the package or whatever.

I don't think we actually had the actual cups. But we did some finagling with the food. Oh, yeah. You can see that on TikTok alsook also and by the way they're much more creative the people on tiktok that are in jail in jail close my mind all your stuff there's one dude i follow that does all the dances all the dance trends and i just it blows my mind are you gonna tell me the guards aren't seeing this online nobody knows they're on tiktok i thought you were in jail doesn't it do like a near you or suggested for you kind of thing aren't seeing this online. Nobody knows they're on TikTok. They have to.

I thought you were in jail. Doesn't it do like a near you or suggested for you kind of thing like Facebook does? You're FYP. Yeah, no doubt. What about those Menendez brothers, though? Have y'all watched that yet? No. Oh, my God.

Which doc? Is there a new doc? There's a new one. Okay, or is this like their tiktok channel on netflix no they're about to get out oh i've heard this yeah this is joe exotic i think joe exotic's yeah yeah they say no they say well you know how this goes but yeah they they're uh presenting some new evidence they think he's going to be out within a year. Well, Milli Vanilli is, their numbers are going up all the time.

Well, the half of them that are alive, I don't know if it's Rob or Fab. They're using their music in that documentary, Thorallic. And it's everywhere on TikTok, those songs. I'm digging the songs myself. I'm like, how did I not know this shit? That's from my time.

I'm leaving. There's some good stuff on there. Yeah, they weren't, well. Is it them? No, it wasn't them. No, that's Millie Vanilli got busted because they were lip syncing and they were never singing anything. She was talking about the Meninas Brothers.

No, I was talking about Millie Vanilli. Yeah, I was talking about that. Don't correct me. It sickens me. They got in trouble, though. Yeah, they got their Grammys taken back, and then one of them killed themselves. It was that bad. He lost his Grammy.

Yeah. I'm like, it's just a Grammy, dog. But listen, this guy says Pumpman501. Is that his screen name? It's so nice to see Patrick and Laura and hear them again. Please do more of your rants. You could plan weekends with all of it. Great guest today.

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You got your nose pierced again. I did. Again. I've never had it done before. Oh, you've never had it done before? I thought you had. No. Oh.

Did it hurt, by the way? You didn't say. I mean, it didn't feel great, but it's only like a second. Yeah. Well, hold your hand up for the audience to see, though. We're ladies. You're tattooed in. Oh.

Well, we're talking about piercings're tattooed in oh well you we're talking about piercings well right but but i'm just saying she she's pain resistant this this tattoo right here six hours she sat in the chair seven i'm sorry i sat with her not a sound not a tear first tattoo right oh that's a whole nother story no no, she's got another tattoo. I have another tattoo, but I only have a... Kind of a tattoo. Boy. Is it a kitchen... Good job. Is it a kitchen table tattoo?

I don't know what that means. Like a stick and poke done at somebody's kitchen table? No, no, no, girl. I'm not that trashy. And that's... No, sorry. It's fine.

My brother has a slew of those. And I'm not... You know what? That sounds ugly. It's okay. I was trash a slew of those. And I'm not. You know what? That sounds ugly. It's okay. I was trash this time. Because I am full on trash. Yeah.

Same. But, no, I don't have any of those. But I got one when I first turned 18. And there's only about a quarter of it left because it's, well, it's kind of like on the panty line. I got you. You know? And, well, I had a C-section, and there went some of it. They're like, sorry, we had to cut a little bigger tattoo off.

Yeah. Then vanity set in. I got a tummy tuck. We got to take a little bit of that tattoo off. So there's something there. There's something there. It's just you can't make it out. I try not to make eye contact with it.

Honestly, I don't. I don't even, I don't ever want to see. So, I should get a cover up, but I don't really care. Why? What did you get a cover up? Well, I mean. I like it. Like, what?

What is it? Just the color? Chicken scratch. There's a little color down there. You know. You know where to turn when you see it. It's like a landmark. Oh, yeah, I got to move three inches to the right.

Yeah. Wow. No, I don't know why. I guess if it was somewhere visible, then I might have it taken care of. But meanwhile, Chad does nose piercings. That's cool. Back to that. The thing that sucks about it, though, is I'm not supposed to take it out for like six months.

Yeah. Which to me is horseshit, and I'm probably not going to listen. I think it's because it's cartilage and it takes longer for that to heal up. I changed mine in a month. I'm going to change it. I'm definitely going to change it. You could, but just put a second one in

at the same time. Did you get the straight one or did you get one that hooked? It stays in there better than the straight one. I always thought there was a backing in there that was just growing a booger farm. I thought so, too. I thought so, too. I didn't know.

I didn't realize they just hang. All right, so you know what? Now that we've kind of drifted on the subject just a little bit, you know what's apparently making a big resurge? And, you know, these things cycle through, but I don't sometimes understand. Much like the mullets return, I don't know why. It doesn't look good. The mustache-only look, not a good look.

It's a bad look. I don't know why. Just because they did it in Rooster did it in Maverick doesn't mean you look good. And Travis Kelsey. And that dude, what's his name, Miles, his wife couldn't wait for him to get that thing off. She hated it during the entire time.

But he wanted to look like Goose did. Burt Reynolds. Yeah, yeah, it is a Burt Reynolds. But here's, that's, you know, the guys get the mullets mainly. The ladies, what's back in style for you? Tramp stamps are back. Everybody's now, that's the new tattoo to get a figure that would probably make its way back well i mean now that we're not wearing clothes certainly well they've got the jeans now that have the cutouts where it's

like you just have the band and then it's cut out and you've got like your hips or something sticking out oh yeah it's only a matter of time until the jeans came back that show your tramp stamp, so you need to get a tramp stamp. Are they tribal? Are they pushing for tribal? Are we bringing tribal? Are we going that level? That would be good.

That would be good. Barb wire around the arm? Yeah. I always felt like that, you know, as men, that we're kind of a little bit, we get a bad shake, you know, because you guys have nice shirts with low cut you know, where you like, you know, show a little cleavage here and there. Yeah, like, Debbie's got the puppies out. Yeah, she's, look, she's got

the sweater puppies, you know, barking. Yeah. Don't be ashamed. Be proud of that. Be proud of that. They're beautiful. But the thing is is that I don't think we get the same generous opportunity. I think that right at the zipper line we should have a clear cutout

in men's jeans. And you should be able to show a little nad cleavage. Just a tasteful amount. Not too much. Just a tasteful amount of nad cleavage. What is tasteful? A little nad bra to push it up. Make it look real good.

What do you mean? If y'all shaved maybe. A little manscaping. I'm not saying I don't I don't know about I can't speak for other men but I just think it'd be nice to have a nut bra with a little cleavage show in there you know no no that does seem to be a pretty universal statement, that bras are not comfortable. Yet we continue to wear them. We.

We. Hey, I'm with you, ladies. I'm with you, ladies. Patrick has a bro. I have a strong A cup right here. You just can't see it because I'm in black, so it's slimming. That's why that is. He's bringing the bro back. All right. Let's move on, shall we? Holdming. That's why that is. It's bringing the bro back.

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All right. So let's talk about what everybody is watching. We kind of dipped our toe in it a little bit earlier. but everybody is watching. We kind of dipped our toe in it a little bit earlier. But, Dovie, what are you watching when you do spend time in front of TV, phone? I mean, what shows are your big things now or movies are you into right now? Well, I watch the news. That's depressing.

What I do is I watch a lot of YouTube videos. I watch Dr. Siegel, who is a profound doctor who does a lot of hypnosis. So I'm focused on my... But that's okay. So you have a YouTube channel with a doctor. That's your back. That's your thing that you watch. And it's about mindfulness and hypnotherapy

and things of that nature? Yeah, I try to learn as much as I can so I can help others. Sure. Now, I know you're better than I am, and that's okay. I used to watch a lot of Iyana Van Zandt and Tony Robbins and Philly Blunt. I love Dr. Phil. But I think I just burnt myself out on it because, like, I used to, like, be addicted to Dr. Phil.

And now, like, he's on on the roku channel all the time and every time i try i'm like yeah well this ain't like what i don't watch they're not like tv shows they're real doctors who you know dr phil's a real doctor don't you tell me y'all but they're not show dog i got you i got right all you. Right, right, right. Except on YouTube. Well, they do podcasts, so that's what I watch. No, but it feeds you, just like you were saying earlier. I'm just giving you our time. Whatever you take in is, you know, so you're harnessing the chi, putting out the good.

Yeah. I got you. Okay, all right. What is that? Is that from Happy Gilmore? No, that's harnessing the chi, put out the bad. Okay, okay, okay. Send him to his home, Happy.

Send him to his home. What are you watching these days? Amanda, what's your jam right now as far as shows or movies? Everything is background noise for me because I'm always working on something else and multitasking. Is this the world we've come to? We're always multitasking, aren't we? Everybody is. I have to. I do the same thing. Mountain Monsters. multitasking um is this the world we've come to yeah always multitasking aren't we everybody i have to do the same thing yeah um mountain monsters like i said like mountain monsters is

is ghost hunters um since it is october right now i am putting on like the scream series or whatever and i watched that like theream movie? I have not seen it yet. Okay. I have not seen it yet. I will say that the one prior to it, I mean. I didn't like it. I didn't like the newest one. I'll say that. Well, Nev isn't in it, right? No, she was.

She's in the newest one. The newest one. Yeah. I know that they worked out whatever issues they were having on the. You know, it's a lot of issues to get all these people back together because half of them died or whatever. And you got to figure out creative ways. I stick to Scream 2 and Scream 3. Those are kind of my favorite because they're really just awful.

Are you a horror aficionado? No, I do enjoy horror, but I will never claim to be an aficionado whatsoever. What about true crime? I do enjoy horror, but I will never claim to be an aficionado whatsoever. What about true crime? I do enjoy true crime. I like to see what we are capable of as human beings. Right, me too. I like to be reminded of who and what I am. I like to see the ways I'm going to try to escape.

That's what I like to see. I like that too. I want to be prepared. Because I know they're looking to kidnap this sexy animal. At 100. I'm always trying to smell out a murderer or pedophile. Oh, yeah. I like to call them pedos. Pedos. Pedos. I'm always trying to smell out a murderer or pedophile. Oh, yeah. I like to call them pedos.

Pedos. Pedos. Yeah, man. I just watched the thing on Jared Fogle. That is a sick son of a. Yeah, that dude is. Woo. Jesus.

But he had some good sandwiches. Man. I mean, I love serial killers. A little bit of trade-off. Yeah. But like I told you, I like trash and smut. No, I mean, but we watch a lot of reality shows, but particularly competition.

Big Brother, right? Mm-hmm. Yeah. I think it's twitching in my eye. I was about to say. It's twitching. It's you, sir. It's you, sir.

I just try to chime in where I can. I sat here quietly for a good minute and a half. I thought, well, maybe now it's safe to get in the water again. Not at all. You did warn us of a hostile takeover. I did. I did. You didn't realize it would be a three against one.

I think maybe I should sit on the opposite side of you so you can see me. I think maybe that's the problem. That's Laura coming in today. That's Laura coming in today. That's Laura coming in. Yeah. That is a good one. I miss those days of wrestling, to be honest with you. I do, too.

I enjoyed them. Also, just watch the documentary on Vince McMahon. He's also a piece of shit. A piece of shit, yeah. So we were talking about that Sunday. We did know that. We were talking about that Sunday, and the gentleman that's the ring announcer. Oh, yeah. Rick Rockwell. Yeah. We got to have a conversation about that. We did know that. We were talking about that Sunday, and the gentleman that's the ring announcer. Oh, yeah, Rick Rockwell.

Yeah. We got to have a conversation about that. He let me know which episodes of that documentary to skip, because I already knew it from Dark Side of the Ring or whatever. But it has been wild watching all of that unfold, and then watch all the pay-per-views and the matches and everything, and knowing everything that's going on. Yeah.

It's wild. But they are bringing back old school, like, 90s wrestling. Attitude era. Absolutely. Well, I mean, that's what everybody's watching online. I mean, they're all nostalgic for that. And, you know, it was just more fun. It was.

That's what we're talking about when, you know, look, say what you want about Vince McMahon. I guess, you know, he was just playing himself. But what a great villain that he's been for many, many years. And, look, he made a great organization. Now, he was a ruthless bastard to do it. But, man, he made a great organization. And watching him and Steve Austin or him and The Rock,

all them going, it was a lot of fun. Oh, yeah. So what are your Oh, yeah. It was a lot of fun. Oh, yeah. So what are your newest shows that you've been watching on? No, I mean as far as the new true crime shows. Because you've got a couple of them that you've been checking out. Some documentaries. No, those are literally ones I've been watching.

The Mendez Brothers and that one. I don't know. How about the chimp one? That one's crazy. We were talking briefly about that yesterday. Yeah, the chimp lady. Same people that made Tiger King, and this is a lady who had chimps at her home, and PETA came after her. Yeah.

Man, this lady makes Joe Exotic look like a Boy Scout. I mean, she is a certified cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs. Bless her. I mean, she is just out there for sure. Yeah, they want to take... I don't know what to go home and watch. Yeah, they want to... Oh, yeah, it is good.

It's on HBO. Did you say that? It is on Max. I didn't know I'd say that. Is it on Max? HBO Max. Yes, it's so good. And she is crazy.

Like, she's giving this monkey, like, power aids and shit. Like, Happy Meals from McDonald's. She said she literally loves the monkey. No, that's what they get in the jungle, you know? Yeah. More than her child. And the zoo. Yeah.

And her son's on the documentary, too. He's like, I know. Bless his heart. Right? Right? son's on the documentary too he's like i know bless his heart right is there like an aca for kids like you know adult children of alcoholics is there like an adult children of cuckoo that dude uh is literally got problems from his mom yeah i mean he really you can see it broke him he really does he really does i wonder shared, like, a room with chimps. That's how you get a Menendez brother.

No, she just ignored him a lot and spent all her time with the chimps. Kitty ignored them, too. Yeah. Kitty got blasted. But watch out. You might end up, you know, being taken out by your offspring or they're going to take out their school hey let me mention if i could look at nobody wants to go through uh the end of a relationship divorce or custody but maybe you have to maybe let me tell you something don't get a

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Yeah? I prefer to drive. Okay, okay. A flight from Seattle to Istanbul, Turkey made an emergency landing in New York after the pilot died mid-flight. That's got to be very disconcerting. Yeah, Tower, we've got a problem. The pilot's dead. Anybody play video games?

A Turkish airline pilot lost consciousness mid-flight, forcing the co-pilot to reroute to JFK in New York. The captain, whose name I cannot pronounce, 59, died before the plane landed, and they could not resuscitate him. He was in perfect health, allegedly, and had his last examination in August, and he'd worked there since 2007. But, yeah, that's one of those things where you're like, the pilot died. Oh, damn. I'm glad they have co-pilots. They do. And machines, buttons. Yeah, a lot of autopilot.

You know, my friend who was a pilot who owns Stone's Throw Brewery there in Cache said that, you know, basically once you get up in the air, it's kind of automatic. Aren't the air marshals trained, too, to help them to fly in case? Terrorists. That's what they're there for. Well, I know, but they're people. Or Karens. Karens, yeah.

No. Oh, okay, okay. All right. A Wells Fargo employee found dead last week four days after clocking in for work in Arizona. I'm sorry. How does that happen? First of all, that could not have been four days ago. That happened like two weeks ago.

I'm just reading the story, honey. Oh. Is that all right? Oh, he was dead for four days. Four days. Yeah, he was dead for four days after clocking in for work. I would, too. Well, thanks for telling the story.

WTF. Oh, you're welcome. Yeah, no, that's great. Why don't you tell the story? He's been talking a lot. Yeah, I'm tired. Well, thanks for telling the story. WTF. Oh, you're welcome. Yeah, no, that's great. Laura, why don't you tell the story? Yeah. He's been talking a lot. Yeah, I'm tired. You tell it.

Officers responded to the area August 20th after receiving calls from on-site security who believed the employee was dead. The employee identified as Denise Prudhomme, 60, said she was pronounced dead before 5 p.m. Well, that means she's not getting all her overtime. Investigators determined she scanned into the building August 16th at 7 a.m. So she sat there at the office dead for four days? How?

And what, people just walked by and went, oh, she must be sleeping, don't wake her up. Did nobody smell? Because, I mean, when and went, oh, she must be sleeping. Don't wake her up. Don't wake her up. Did nobody smell? Because, I mean, when you die, there's things that happen, you know, muscles and whatnot that release. Someone's going to start smelling. Was she in a cubicle? Was she in an office?

Maybe she was in a cubicle or something, but that's still. Are they not having people? Y'all need to fire your janitorial service because at least they should have found her. Yeah. Carol's cooking Indian food. I would sue. Racist. Racist.

All right, here we go. I feel like there's a button for that. There might be. We'll put one in. Two young boys have died in separate tractor accidents at Halloween hay rides in Tennessee and Minnesota. Yeah, Minnesota 13-year-old Alexander Mick died Saturday. He was run over by the tractor-pulled trolley wagon. The sheriff's office got a call about 7.30.

And then another one happened the next day, And then another one happened the next day where a boy tried to jump on a trailer to scare some hayriders at the Haunted Hilltop Halloween event in Hamilton County. He slipped and fell under the wheels. Oh, my goodness. Yeah. That's not a good hayride, I'll be honest. I wonder if people thought it was a part of the show, though. At first, they're like, oh, man, that's some good effects right there.

No, that's his head. Oh, damn. I'm sorry. That is bad right there. Yeah, no, that's bad business. They're going to outlaw hay rides now. Well, you just can't trust them. They're just not safe anymore. No, nothing.

We need hay ride control. That's for sure. All right. Let's see what else we've got going on here. Hold on one second. Okay. Okay. So here is, this is, we're going to New Jersey for this story,

where the factory, a factory that makes cardboard boxes, that the factory, a factory that makes cardboard boxes, the supervisor accidentally fell into the compact machine that compacts the boxes afterwards. They did try to stop the machine about halfway through. He was still alive at that point and actually talking. Oh, my God. Still talking. The lower half of him had been crushed.

So they get it stopped somehow. He's talking. They call for the ambulance or whatever to get him out. When the ambulance comes, someone accidentally triggered it again, and it killed him. It kind of just reminds me of Will Ferrell in whatever, one of the Austin Powers. Final Destination.

When he falls off the cliff and he's like, I'm down here. I've hurt myself pretty bad. Very badly. I think it's turning ganglious. Yeah. Yeah, no, that is phenomenal.

Alright, here's another one. This one is out of New York City. A woman who Yeah. Yeah, no, that is phenomenal. Wow. All right. Here's another one. This one is out of New York City. A woman who bought some weight loss pills online was very shocked to find when she went to the doctor that she had a 30-foot tapeworm wrapped around her intestines. Hell yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. That's a good day.

Oh, my God. That's a good day. Yeah. Well, most girls. Not all girls. How? I want a tapeworm. 30-foot tapeworm. Yeah. Oh, yeah. That's a good day. Oh, my God. That's a good day. Yeah. Well, most girls, not all girls. How? I want a tapeworm. 30-foot tapeworm. Yeah.

Well, they get very large in your intestines, and they eat the food that's in there. They do. You get skinny. You get skinny. Just live. They're eating it for you. How is it you get skinny when it's still in there eating the food? And it's got to process it out.

That's a good point. I mean. And it's 30 feet long. It's getting fatter, and you're getting thinner. How does that work? I don't know. Dr. Dovey. Dr. Dovey.

Just use hypnosis. Don't order no food. We'll sweet talk it out. We're just going to sweet talk it out. Don't get your Ozempic from Amazon. You will probably get a tapeworm. Or a T-Mood. Yeah, that was the T-Mu.

T-Mu and Sheen. Yeah. Don't get it at all. Don't get it at all. But it's crazy that they sell these tapeworm pills, that people are doing that. I mean, that's nutty, man. See, you try heroin, I'd try the tapeworm. Right.

I mean, it's like, you know, I had worms once as a kid I'm not proud to admit that but it did happen. I think they're called ringworms, and they were real itchy I can't imagine what a 30-foot worm would it's like but Butthole would be on fire do they do they scoot like a 30-foot tape or like is it something like the dogs would do, and you had to scoot your butt along the floor. It does make your butt itch if you have one. Patrick, are you sure your ex-wife didn't give it to you? She said what? I don't think so. I'm not sure.

That's what he got in the divorce. I'm not sure at all that she didn't give it to me. She could have. Maybe I gave it back. I don't know. I'm taking the house. You keep the worm. No, you keep the worm.

Yeah, you take the weight loss. I'll keep the weight loss. That's fine. Okay, and one more here before we have to get out of here today. So this, we're going to go to Fargo, North Dakota, where a man was found in a car after a storm. Apparently, a tree had fallen on the car. a storm. Apparently a tree had fallen on the car. He had pulled off of the

main road into like a side road where it was wooded to smoke a joint. And apparently a storm was going on and a tree fell on him and crushed him right there. They didn't find him for three

months. Three months he was in there. He was really baked. I bet. You know what I mean? Baked and frozen, probably. Baked and frozen. Three months.

Who pulls off in a storm to smoke the joint? Like, just keep driving. I think he probably, you know, I would theorize he couldn't see very well and pulled off. But he said, I'm just going to smoke this joint, wait for the storm to ride out. It's going to be good. And then, boom. The next thing you know, he's like holding a spliff in front of St. Peter going, what is going on here, man? He went out in a good way.

You want some of this, Pete? Right? It must be good. It must be good. He was like, better than the cardboard comedy. Definitely better than that ending right oh wow alright well don't forget tomorrow we've got a really big show we've got some

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