Patrick and the People - 10/25/2024 Patrick and the People - w/ Donald Trump Impersonator Bob DiBuono & Stays in Vegas

Episode Date: November 2, 2024

Guests: Kerry Roetzel, Chad Sledge, Aaron Reddin Special Acoustic Performance by Stays in Vegas Special Appearance by Comedian Bob DiBuono

See the head, not like seeing a steeple. You never know, they're one of a people. Nobody breaks us, nobody made us. No one can take this, cause we got their fix. We are the people, we are the people, we are the people, don't mess with us. Let's go! Good morning. It is Patrick and the people, the Friday edition. What is going on? A whole new cast in the house today. Glad that all of you are here with us. First of all, to my left, you know him, you love him.

The founder of the van, the guy that helps the homeless here in central Arkansas. This is Aaron Redden, ladies and gentlemen. To my right, the owner of Piercings by Chad and Conway. It is, in fact, Chad Fletch. Good morning, Chad. How you doing this morning? And then to my right, right, making his first actual full appearance on the show, is Kerry Roetzel, the co-owner of Legion Scaffold Broadcast Studio and Legion Scaffolding. How are you, buddy? Doing all right. How about you?

Man, I am good. It's going to be a really good day. We've got a lot going on for a Friday. Just a few things that you need to know to plan for on this show. Number one, of course, the rant. We're doing the rant again today. And in a real special interview that we announced yesterday, the former president, Trump, will be calling in right about 7 o'clock for that interview.

And I assure you, it's going to be very compelling and very interesting. And, you know, you stick around and see what happens there. Should be super interesting. So what's the big plan this weekend for you gary what do you got going on man normally just work just some work this weekend all work maybe

take my 13 year old hunting yeah get us a deer or something we'll see okay okay you go to the deer woods hunt out there you got like a deer stand all that definitely yeah yeah you're gonna do it like this right here and listen in your headset for it there you go that a little bit better there you go that sounds real clear right there see you have such a melodious voice you want everyone to hear it yeah yeah definitely chad what's going on at piercings by chad this weekend definitely you got the two for one special i'm kidding kidding kidding probably doing a little piercing might try to hit up the state fair is that still going on today i think so no is it over aaron said go ahead and hit it up it's over

man yeah go on man he said he's got tickets for you out in the car missed it i always miss it yeah me too man me too i i you know i don't miss it i i mean for a long time i would go every year but i i don't know somewhere and i hate to admit, I got to a place where rides weren't as much fun anymore to me. They just kind of... They start to hurt. Yeah. Well, yeah, you kind of go around, you get off, you get nauseous, and you're like, man, I don't even think I like that anymore, man.

Why did I pay for this? Yeah. We took the grandson on the last day, man. They don't even have squirrel cages anymore. They don't have squirrel cages anymore? No squirrel cages. Why is that? I don't know, man.

No? You're adjusting that? You're going to get it? I'm going to get it. Okay. Want to just fight me over there? Hey. Don't lose that.

Grab both hands. He said use both hands. It's a little bigger. You got to cup it. Yeah, no, you got to sit on that thing, right? That's terrible. I'm sorry. Let me.

Falling asleep in your morning shower? We'll wake you up. All right. Let's talk about who has outrun the Grim Reaper today. From Alice in Wonderland, Mia Wazikowska is 35. I hope I said that right. I'm not sure I did. Garrett Backstrom, he's 29

from Hello Herman. Michael Boatman is 60. He was in Spin City. Let's see who else. Craig Robinson, man, that dude's funny. From The Office, Zack and Mary McForno. He was in It's the End. It's the End. This is the End.

Real funny guy. But he played the warehouse manager in The Office, if you remember. Okay, let's see. Marion Ross from Happy Days is 96. In other news, Marion Ross is alive. Right, right. Front man for Yes, John Marion Ross is alive. Right, right. Front man for Yes, John Anderson, is 80.

I saw them at Riverfront, and it was a pretty damn good show, actually. It was way back in the 80s, I think, but it was a really good show. I'm 45 today. Aren't you really? No, it's not my birthday. It's in July, but I'm 45. Okay, that's great. No, that's great.

I like that. Katy Perry is birthday. It's in July, but I'm 45. Okay, that's great. No, that's great. I like that. Katy Perry is 40. She's also insane. Bare Naked Ladies at Robertson, 54. Drummer for Red Hot Chili Peppers, Chad Smith, the lookalike of Will Ferrell, 63. You ever seen them play side by side? I asked them together to know that they were two different people, man. It's crazy, isn't it? Insane.

It really is. They really do look a lot alike. Let's see uh who else if there is anyone no that's uh yeah that's that's it okay so let's move on to some news that you can use and uh let's see what i got here okay well that's a bad way to start but a 15-old boy accused of fatally shooting his parents and three siblings in a Washington State home. According to the documents, the King County Prosecuting Attorney's Office said the boy staged the scene to make it look like his brother did it and then killed himself. It happened Monday morning at a home in Fall City, about 25 miles outside Seattle. The suspect, the son of Mark and Sarah Humiston, and he's been charged with five counts of first-degree murder and a lot of other stuff. How sad is that?

Pretty bad. Yeah. A health expert is offering tips to limit sugar intake in children for Halloween. Hey, no. Right. Okay? No. Every other day of the year, you limit the sugar.

Do that. On Halloween, let them get diabetic. Okay? You limit the sugar, do that. On Halloween, let them get diabetic, okay? A Texas woman could end up in jail for 20 years for having rare chicken eggs. Fun fact, there are rules about eggs to protect from bird flu, I guess. A Texas woman likely going to prison for smuggling the eggs of rare chickens. They were being hatched at Jennifer Mayo's home near Corpus Christi.

Investigators found multiple dongtao chickens on the property. rare chickens. They were being hatched at Jennifer Mayo's home near Corpus Christi. Investigators found multiple dongtao chickens on the property. Anyone ever heard of a dongtao chicken? I thought you were going somewhere else with that. What's that look like? I'm not sure. I think it's long with a weird looking head. I'm not sure, though.

It has a weird head. They're often called dragon chickens and are prized in places like Vietnam. It's illegal to import poultry from regions affected by the bird flu. So she faces up to 20 years behind bars. I think that might be a little extreme on some egg rustling. I don't think so, since they're letting child pedophiles and everything else out sooner. You're really putting somebody in prison for 20 years of keeping an egg. I don't know, man. You can wipe a farmer out pretty bad, man.

I mean, you got to clear out a whole chicken house and compost the whole chicken house of birds. Yeah. Doing some damage to everybody. Yeah, is it? Yeah. That's a good point. I mean, you raise chickens, you know a little better. They compost them in, like, windrows of, like, miles, you know, of dead birds, you know.

Really? Farmers take a lick. Everybody takes a lick. You know, that's fair. That's fair. You think 20 years is fair, then? Yeah. Do it.

He said, kill her. No. Clear up. Listen, speaking of you, you brought up pedophiles. Three different people who attended tapings of Jamie Foxx's Netflix special, What Happened Was, are saying the comedian discussed allegations that sean diddy combs was responsible for his mysterious hospitalization oh yeah earlier this month videographer producer director uh choke no joke told comedy hype that fox said diddy was

responsible and that he was the one who called the FBI. I've heard this. Last week, celebrity security guard Big Homie told Cam Capone News that he knew Combs poisoned Fox and also reiterated that Fox reported him to the FBI. Media Takeout further echoed this in a report that came out earlier this week saying that during his sets, Fox said Combs was responsible for his hospitalization because he poisoned him.

What the hell is going on here? That's wild. I can't even begin to think what the hell is wrong with Diddy in the first place. I mean, who does the shit he does? Why would you poison Jamie Foxx of all people? I mean, I don't know. Maybe he's been thinking about that for years. You want me to tell you why Jamie? No, of all people? I mean, well, I don't know. Maybe he's been thinking about that for years. You want me to tell you why Jamie? No, please don't tell me anything, man.

I don't want to know. Don't. No. If I could push this bleep button, I would. I can't until I fix it. But, okay, let's talk about the Menendez brothers. Speaking of, you know, questionable people, at a press conference in L.A., District Attorney George Gascon said that he'll be asking a court today to

re-sentence Lyle and Eric Menendez and the murder of their parents said he'll recommend that life without the possibility of parole be removed and the brothers be re-sentenced. While he ultimately made the decision, the DA said the staff in his office weren't unanimous in backing it. He said, I believe they paid their debt to society. A Superior Court judge will make the decision on re-sentencing. They were convicted back in 96. Lyle is now 56, Eric 53. Gascon said that because the two men were

younger than 26 when they killed their parents, they'd be eligible for parole immediately. I understand one of them may already be moved out of the prison into a halfway house. I think at least one of them is. So they must anticipate they're getting out. So that's interesting. But, you know, they were super young when it happened. And if you watch the recent documentary, you know, there are some questions about what happened. And I'll say this, if that wackadoo Gypsy Rose can be out,

they should be out because of all people. You know, I'm shocked that she's out and the dude that helped her that she talked into doing it is still in prison. And I'm like, that poor bastard, you know. If they have evidence that sets these people free, I'm all with it. They've been in prison too long if they didn't do that crime. Well, they did it.

No, they did it. They killed them. If you killed your mom and dad, then you have no reason to ever be free again. There's something wrong with you. You think they shouldn't get out? No. Why would they? At 26, 30 years.

Because they were 26? We're sending people to prison when they're 16 17 for life and not letting them out why would we let out these you was a grown ass man you was 26 years old and you killed your mom and your dad you didn't kill the stranger down the street you killed your the only two people that love you no matter what and you're letting these people free well i mean 30 years a long time i mean And you're letting these people free? Well, I mean, 30 years is a long time. I mean. If you're still alive, it ain't long enough. All right.

Fair enough. Fair enough. We know who the hardcore one is over here. The operators of the Dolly, that's the vessel that destroyed the Key Bridge in Baltimore in March, have agreed to pay $102 million to resolve the claims filed against them by the Justice Department, the Singaporean Corporation, Grace Ocean Private Limited. I'm not saying all that name. They'll pay the money against the cost of the response to the disaster.

The settlement does not include damages related to rebuilding the bridge, but attorneys have filed a claim on that as well. have filed a claim on that as well. Around 20 ballots were damaged in Phoenix when someone lit a fire inside a drive-up collection box at a U.S. Postal Service yesterday morning. The Phoenix Police Department already made an arrest. The suspect, Dieter Klopfkorn, was booked on a, man, that's a tough name. That's a name.

Yeah, on felony count of arson of property. He allegedly admitted to setting the fire because he wanted to be arrested. Said no political motivation. He just wanted to be caught. Knew he would get caught if he did that. I mean, you could have just walked down and turned yourself in, couldn't you? Yeah. There's a whole lot of ways.

Why don't you just walk into the police station and slap a cop? I mean, that'll do it. You don't have to go straight to federal offense, bro. Yeah, yeah. I'm thinking that's a federal offense. Yeah. Maybe to go to the softer prison you know uh okay while the court now went out never mind uh so hamilton county common pleas judge christian jenkins struck down one of ohio's abortion laws yesterday said that last year's voter approved amendment enshrining reproductive rights renders the state's 2019 law banning

most abortions once cardiac activity is detected, known as the heartbeat law, as unconstitutional. In the ruling, Jeekins said the Supreme Court's overturning of Roe v. Wade returned the power to the state, and Ohio's Attorney General didn't get the memo. Attorney General Dave Yost's office said it's reviewing the order and would decide within 30 days if it plans to appeal that ruling. Five Finger Death Punch doing some good with some of the proceeds from their massively successful headlining arena tour this year. The band is donating $200,000 to two charities picked by Ivan Moody and Zoltan Bathory. Moody chose Covenant House, which is dedicated to helping homeless, trafficked, and exploited youth and young families, while Bathory picked the Call of Duty endowment, not for the video game.

It actually helps veterans find high-quality careers. Zoltan was featured as a character in two Call of Duty games, so that was an obvious choice. The money will be split between the two charities. Moody's cool, cool man he gave us a truckload of sleeping bags uh when they played here at simmons one year he sure did i remember that man yeah cool guy i think he went out and got him himself maybe or he did go get him himself for him i don't know but yeah am i cutting in and out you are a little bit you kind of get get it here it. You got to really get up on it. Now try.

Teach me how to talk. There you go. I'll do it. Former Penn State Nittany Lions defensive end Jamal Lyons and linebacker Kavion Keyes have been arrested, charged with rape, aggravated assault, and many other things. When asked about the charges, Penn State Head Coach James Franklin declined to comment.

He referred reporters to a statement issued by the school, which said there will be no further comments from the school. So nobody's talking, in other words. For many baseball fans, the move of Shohei Ohtani to L.A. created a dream of a possible matchup of him and Aaron Judge of the Yankees. Tonight, that dream becomes a reality. Going into tonight's first game, the Dodgers are the favorite. The odds makers see the series go in six games.

On a side note, the Dodgers will be honoring their late ace, Fernando Valenzuela, with a patch on their uniform. The first pitch, 8 p.m. Eastern time in L.A. Aaron, you a baseball guy? No, but I'm married a baseball woman. Okay, and is she pulling for the yankees or the dodgers she's pulling for the cardinals good call i would too how about you carrie baseball guy uh not really no so the world series not interesting to you no i don't really care about it okay chad yourself my brother was a diehard yankee fan so i'm kind of just picked that up. But I don't watch.

I haven't watched a baseball game in 10 years, probably. Yeah, I would, but I usually have to buff my toenails when they're on. You remember Darryl Strawberry? Yes. Yeah, yeah, that was back when they did cocaine in baseball. Yeah, so I hadn't watched baseball since then. Yeah, lack the fun, huh? Yeah, no, I get it.

That's kind of how I felt back when they were, you know, everybody was on roids and crushing them out of the park, and they ended that. I was like, thanks for ruining baseball for me. I was finally interested. I wanted them to have fistfights out there, you know, break into an MMA thing. The International Tennis Hall of Fame has three new members.

Yesterday, the class of 2025 was announced, and that includes five-time major champ and former number one Maria Sharapova. Joining her, Bob and Mike Bryan, the most successful men's double pair in history. The president praised them not only for their accomplishments, but their impact on the sport and inspiration. You know how that all goes. All right, the Penn State coach, we talked about that. Let's see.

Oh, this is great. All right, the Penn State coach, we talked about that. Let's see. Oh, this is great. You know, in Quebec, the driver of a Zamboni arrested after being suspected of clearing the ice while under the influence. The unnamed 25-year-old Zamboni man, name withheld by police, managed to cause a low-speed crash into the boards while on ice cleaning duty between two games.

The crash was witnessed by multiple people, one of whom called police to report the suspected drunkenness. No one was injured. A door at the rink was broken, though. That dude was having the time of his damn life, I guarantee you. So it's against the law to operate a Zanvini while you've been drinking at the job? Yes. On the road, how's that?

Yeah, no, it definitely. How many times have they had this problem to have to make a law against it well i think any kind of vehicle that's motorized even a lawnmower uh i saw recently a story where a guy was drunk on a power wheels jeep that's crazy all safe inside the ice rink according to you yes it's like you're in the ice rink ollie ollie auction free i can run this shit into anything i don't care because i'm on that yeah i see him getting fired but you're talking about now he's fired and arrested yeah all right let's do something different falling asleep in your morning shower we'll wake you up all right uh hey i do want to

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so thankful for them because you know when all this started, they were the first ones I went to and said, hey, you know, this is what I want to do. Could you help me out? And, you know, and they said, heck yeah, we will. Absolutely we will. And so I can't, you know, encourage people enough to go there because they always support us in the community and they're local. You know, they're good people. Listen, if you feel like your paycheck is already stretched to the limit, raise your hand if you feel that way, ladies and gentlemen, if your paycheck is stretched to the limit or whatever money you get, yeah. With the high cost of housing, home insurance, utilities, groceries, a lot of people do. But research shows the cost of living

varies widely from state to state, even city to city. So where are you going to get the most for your money? Well, a new report from Realtor.com has some ideas. They've just come up with a list of the U.S. cities with the lowest cost of living. To come up with these cities, what they did is Realtor.com looked at the latest regional price of everything. They take all these different factors. So where can you find the lowest cost of living in the country? Where you find the highest crime rate in the country. That's what I was kind of thinking.

No, actually topping the list, McAllen, Texas, is where you can find the lowest cost of living. That means their RPP is 86.92%. So it would cost you $100 nationally. It would only cost you $86 in McAllen. So their cost of living is 13% lower than the national average. Ain't worth going to Texas. Probably not, to be honest with you. So what are the top 10 cities with the lowest cost of living?

Number one, McAllen, Texas. Number two, Wichita, Kansas. Number three, hold on, Little Rock, Arkansas. What? It's cheaper here than Pine Bluff? Yeah, believe it or not. Yeah, Little Rock, Arkansas is the third lowest cost of living in the nation. They probably use cities of a certain size, Gary, I would think,

and Pine Bluff may have been below that, I'm guessing. Sure. But just the fact that here, you know, we always talk about the cost of living, but there you go. I mean, there's the proof in the pudding of why I think so many people stay here. And I think, unfortunately, the secret's about to get out. I think you're going to see a lot more folks coming in here, so I don't know how long

the cost of living is going to hold up. Toledo, Ohio is number four. Scranton, Pennsylvania, who would want to go there is number five. Dayton, Ohio, six. Tulsa, Oklahoma, seven. Akron, Ohio, Birmingham, Alabama, and finally El Paso, Texas. How'd Ohio get three on there? Tulsa, Oklahoma 7 Akron, Ohio Birmingham, Alabama

and finally El Paso, Texas How'd Ohio get 3 on there? I don't know man It is interesting, maybe the person had a little Ohio bias in them, I don't know Seems a little bit suspect doesn't it? Maybe it's just cheap there Yeah it could just be cheap there

You know when I went to Ohio it was surprising It looks a lot like Arkansas To be honest with you it's not much difference at You know, when I went to Ohio, it was surprising. It looks a lot like Arkansas. To be honest with you, it's not much difference at all, except when you get up to Cleveland area, which is apparently right by the Canadian border, and I didn't know that. Did you know that? Nope. That Cleveland's right by the Canadian border?

No idea. Yeah, I didn't know that either, but it's true. It is. It's right by the Canadian border. I had no idea. I thought Ohio was lower down. Yeah, lower down than that, but that shows, but it's true. It is. It's right by the Canadian border. I had no idea. I thought Ohio was lower down. Yeah, lower down than that, but that shows you how ignorant I am. All right, let's take a look at this.

This is a study that's just come out, and it is about sleeping. Everybody struggles to sleep from time to time. New research from YouGov says, what's really keeping us up at night? They polled 2,400 U.S. adults to find out how events, stressors, and more affect sleep and mood overall well-being. So what is keeping us up at night besides meth? Halloween says,

nearly a third of parents with kids under 18 say it's one of the most challenging nights of the year to get their kids to sleep. Well, no shit, Sherlock. They're jacked up on candy. I mean, snorting pixie sticks all night. Yeah. They're not going to sleep. What do you care? It's Halloween. Screw school. Um, daylight, the end of daylight savings. Yeah. That can be a problem for people when they change the clocks back, that adjustment can have an impact on sleep. When daylight savings times in, 69% of Americans say they have at least minor negative shifts. But what is it, 24, 48 hours maybe? It's like a day or two.

Yeah, I mean, sleep in, get over yourself. The 2024 election, apparently people losing sleep over that. Well, on both sides, trust me. But, however, we will be interviewing President Trump shortly. Here in just a couple minutes, he's going to be Zooming in, and it's going to be quite interesting. I can promise you that. I'm very, very interested in it.

Let's do this real quick. Hold on. He's an imbecile. Well, he's our imbecile now patrick and the people all right so uh the rant is coming up uh shortly after 7 15 but uh because we have this interview it could go just slightly uh longer so i'm going to go ahead and get this interview started let me clear uh everything out here guys and uh We have been able to secure an interview with Mr. President Donald J. Trump. He is here on Zoom with us to talk about the upcoming election and everything going on.

How are you today, Mr. Trump? Well, it's great to be here. Thank you for having me. Thank you. I appreciate it. Well, it's great to be here. Thank you for having me. Thank you. I appreciate it. We are doing lots of beautiful interviews and it's going to be in a manner of less than two weeks. We're going to take back this radical lunatic White House and put crooked Joe Biden into assisted living once and for all. We have no choice. Well, it looks like that all of the poll numbers seem to be going in your favor right now. What do you think is bringing that to the table? Well, it's very interesting because, you know, back in 2016, we did like beautifully.

2020, the numbers were like through the roof. And now there's so much enthusiasm. We call it the enthusiasm number. They don't talk about that. They talk about the polls, which I don't really believe unless I'm winning. the enthusiasm number. They don't talk about that. They talk about the polls, which I don't really believe unless I'm winning. But the polls, someone said to me the other day, which I wasn't sure if it was true. They said, you have the highest polls in the history of any president in the United States. And I said, in any country, by the way, that's any country,

anywhere in the world, even the horrible ones, even the horrible ones. I said, who's number two? And they said, Bill Clinton is in number two. I said, now I know it's fake. I go, that can't be true. I said, Bill Clinton, the only time his poll was up was when Monica was sitting on it. Oh, terrible, right? Terrible. I said, he was one of the worst. Go ahead. I'm sorry. No, that's all right. So one of the fascinating things about this particular election season, this campaign, is how your numbers have come up with minorities. What's going on? How's your outreach working? Well, you know, we have a lot. We have such a great movement happening. And it started to build when I announced I was coming back. And we call it the

mega movement which biden could never pronounce you i don't know what maga he doesn't even know what mag is it's very simple ready make america great again unlike biden we have the mega movement he has the bowel movement it's a little bit different right it's a very different movement you're right, sir. Yeah. We're doing great. Think of it. Kamala has a rally and they bus in

the people. They give them tickets. They have to bring a rapper to sing. She's got 15 people that show up and the fake news is like, oh my God, look at her rallies. They're so great. Meanwhile, ready? We have 60, 70, 80, 90,000 people showing up, and the fake news doesn't even show it. The other night, ready? Sold out. They couldn't get in. They had to keep them outside the arena. Thousands got in

in Michigan. Thousands more they had to lock out. They said, oh, sir, sir, it's a fire hazard. Coming in that day, we had more lines in a hunter biden hotel room wow that's a long line that's a lot that's a lot that's a whole lot yeah you know he's a drug addict you know that right he's a junkie i've heard such yeah no he's like the guy has more needles than a tattoo artist were you surprised when they said they didn't know whose cocaine it was in the White House? I knew right away because they went into damage control, but we knew

who it was. I got a little joke. You want to hear a little joke? Okay, yeah, I sure do. I came off that beautiful roast last week and they said, sir, you're killing it. So I wrote a nice little happy, shiny little joke, okay? Okay. Here's the joke.

What does, ready? What does Hunter Biden, what does Hunter Biden and Chris Christie's fat rear end have in common? I don't know, Mr. President. What? They both have a lot of crack. A lot of crack. They got a lot of crack. So let me ask you this. Let's assume that everything goes

accordingly and you do return to the White House. Obviously, there are lots of people who are entrenched, who are trying to prevent your policies from proceeding. How will you handle that? What are you going to do? How's that going to work? Well, you know what? The first time I really wasn't a Washington person. I didn't know who the people were. I had some good choices. I had some bad choices. Unfortunately, I had to fire them. Unlike Biden, who doesn't fire anybody. But now, you know what? I have a really great relationship with a lot of people. And I'm going to surround myself with people that know what the hell they're doing, right? Like Elon Musk and Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Tulsi Gabbard and Vivek Ramaswamy. So we have a great group.

You know, Biden doesn't have that. You know, they had a coup. You know, they had a coup. They had to push him out. They put in Comrade Kamala Harris, who is one of the, she's dumb as a rock. You know that, right? She's dumb as a, she's the lowest IQ. Is this the first time in history that that's happened?

Yeah. You know what? We had to look into it and i don't think it's ever happened the way it happened not the way it was so they were going to invoke the 25th amendment they said you're going to have to get the hell out because he was so old and they're like please change your diaper get the hell out they threw him out the guy can't even go to a bathroom without a GPS. He doesn't know where he is. He doesn't know who he is. He does seem to be turned around all the time.

And there's a theory. There's a theory. They say it's a conspiracy theory, but I think it might be true. They said he died about three years ago. What? Yeah, they said he's just, it's really, that's his ghost we're looking at. We're looking at his ghost. He's just already gone.

He's already dead. They said he's already dead, and they put like a tape recorder inside his body, and it's just we're looking at a cadaver. Now, listen, you know, obviously there are some in the media who do not like it, and clearly they throw around words like Hitler and Nazi and things like that. Terrible. It is terrible. What do you say to the people that hear that kind of stuff and maybe even think it could be true?

You ready? First of all, very simple. First of all, you know, heaven. You know heaven, right? You heard of heaven? Sure. Heaven, God. God was Republican.

You know that, right? He was Republican because he would have supported, and I know he supports this beautiful wall we're building, and people say, how do you know he was Republican? Very simple, because heaven had a gate. Oh, yeah, well, it did. St. Peter operated at that gate. And it just couldn't walk in, right? You had to get in.

You had to get in, just like America. You had to get in. You need a ticket of some kind, that's for sure. And Hitler, you know, I actually consider it an insult when they say I want to be Hitler. Hitler was not nearly as smart as me. And he was a lone wolf. I have lots of people that support me. We have greatest support than Hitler ever had.

I hate to say that. And by the way, I'm a lot better looking than Hitler. He was smart. Right? He looked like Charlie Chaplin with that stupid mustache. Many people said he was gay. He might have been gay. Might have been. Maybe that people said he was gay. He might have been gay. Might have been. Maybe that's why he was so angry. I don't know.

Very angry. Very angry that he was gay, probably. So, look, what about, you know, the folks who complain and say that, you know, when you engage with people like, for example, you know, Taylor Swift or Rosie O'Donnell, that maybe it's beneath the president. Yeah, well, you know, Rosie's a pig. You know that, right? She's a pig. I've heard you say so yesterday. Think of it. Ready?

Her magazine failed. Her TV show failed. They threw her off the view. She's a pig. She's a horrible fat pig. And I don't even know why. She's not talented. She's terrible. And Taylor Swift, the music's terrible. It's a horrible pig. And she I don't even know why she's not talented. You know, she's terrible.

And Taylor Swift, the music's terrible. It's a horrible music. She's terrible. And, you know, she is dating that guy, the guy, whatever his name is. Which is Kelsey from. He's another one. He's a horrible player. He's really terrible. He's overrated terribly.

You don't think he's one of the greatest of all time? No, he's terrible. He's overrated terribly. You think so? You don't think he's one of the greatest of all time? No, he's terrible. Many people said when he falls on top of them, many times they heard that he's aroused. He gets very aroused. I had not heard that. That might be frightening in a dog pile. He gets very aroused.

Get a little man meat on you. He's very sexually aroused, and I don't like that. I think that's a terrible thing for the game, to be honest. but it would seem like a terrible thing for the game right now you you are a a fan of athletics sports uh yeah you're picturing with dana white and the mma first of all a lot of people don't know this but i played i was a wrestler in high school is that right oh yeah i was undefeated they don't they don. The fake news doesn't talk about it. I was ready. I never told anybody this, but I'll tell you, Patrick, because I call you Patrick the Patriot.

I was 47-0. I was undefeated, 47-0. Can you believe that? Wow, that's a very expensive thing. Only 30 were women. Only 30 were women. They tapped out very quickly. I bet they women. They tapped out very quickly. I bet they did.

They did tap out quickly. Now, why did you not pursue further career in wrestling? You know, they said to me, many people said, they said, yes, sir, sir, you could have been the greatest Greco-Roman wrestler in the world, the world. And I said, you know what? I'd love to do that, but I got to save this country. So I stopped. I knew right away that I wanted to fix this country.

You've known for a long time, long before you ever found, that it was going to take you to come in and do this. In fact, I ran for class. A lot of people don't know this. I was a class president. You know that, right? Oh, okay. Yeah.

When I was class president in my high school, I declared war on Venezuela. A lot of people don't know that. I did not know that against Hugo Chavez and all of that. A beautiful war. I went down with 30 kids from the wrestling team. We beat the hell out of them. Is that right? They don't show. You just handled them. We handled them. We got rid of the cartel. There were no cartels in the 80s because we went down with the wrestlers. We beat the hell out of them. That's kind of what Joe was saying. I remember when he had his chain and he was fighting, what was his name?

Cornpop? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And, you know, when we finish this, we have to finish the war, Patrick. You know that, right? Right.

Of course. They're pouring in. And these are not the good ones. I hate to say that. They're bad. They make our criminals look pretty good. I hate to say it. And we want to get rid.

And I always say this because they go, oh, you don't say that. Sure, don't say it. And we want to get rid, and I always say this, because they go, oh, you don't say that. Sir, don't say that. But we want to get rid of the bad ones. And when I say bad ones, I'm talking about gang leaders, gang members, Selena Gomez. Got to get rid of Selena, for sure. The band Menudo, I want to get rid of them. Yeah, I think they're already gone, but it is good to make sure.

Yeah, a couple of the mariachi bands. What about Ricky Martin? Ricky Martin, yeah, he's another one. Sometimes they say he's Puerto Rican. I said, either way, get rid of him. Yeah, you gotta go. Gotta go, right. So we want to have a wall so big, and it's interesting because

we had 567 miles of wall. It was so beautiful. Beautiful and shiny. We greased it down with guacamole and salsa. Oh, yeah, that'll do it. We put pictures of Hillary without makeup on facing Mexico. They stopped coming in very quickly.

I would think so. That seems frightening. Yeah. And someone said to me, they said, because we had the biggest wall in the world, and I had people coming up to me going, what about the other big walls? I said, which ones? One guy me going what about the other big walls i said which ones one guy goes what about the great wall of china you've heard about the great wall of china right yeah of course yeah they say it's a great wall by the way have you ever seen it i've been there right in front of it i hate to say it i was standing it's not a big wall patrick no

you know why it looks like a big wall right why because they're so small chinese people are three feet tall yeah no i i didn't know they were quite that small but yeah that makes sense yeah patrick when i'm done and i made this a promise i can't pay promise when i build this wall it's going to be so big so great that pink floyd is going to have to rename their album from the wall to what yeah just change it they're to have to rename their album. From The Wall to what? Yeah, just change it. They're going to have to change it. Get rid of it because they want it to hold up. Because that was the greatest wall, and now we have the biggest

and the greatest. Yeah, no, I can see that. The band called me. They said, don't build The Wall. It's going to be better than our beautiful. It's going to be better than the album. I said, don't worry about it. I said, you're going to have to change it.

They said, what should we change it to? I said, how about the stall? The stall. Yeah, the stall. Maybe that would work, yeah. Like the bathroom stall. But I said, ours is the greatest wall. You have to get rid of the album.

So you got to get rid of it. No, I can completely understand that, and they probably should. By the way, Patrick, you ready? Yes, sir. When I have a rally, we had a love fest the other night. They don't like to say that, the fake rally, we had a love fest the other night. They don't like to say that, the fake news. We had a love fest the other night. We had, I counted on my fingers when I walked out,

we had 221 million people show up in Michigan. Yeah, it was great. 221 million even. Wow, that is amazing. It was so unbelievable. The nation just rolled up and said, hey, we're going to Michigan. You could have put like 100,000 Woodstocks

in that crowd. Oh, wow. That's crazy. Yeah. And it was great. Yeah. And I got it. Surfing and Oh, yeah. And I got a standing ovation and that included the people in the wheelchairs. They stood right there. They stood up. They stood because they were so

inspired by what you said that their disability went away. Yeah. One woman said to me, Patrick, she said to me, and I couldn't believe it. And I don't like to tell anybody this, but I'll tell you. But I don't like to say it because they go, oh, you're bragging. I don't want to brag. But the woman was in a wheelchair and she was crying. I saw tears rolling down her face.

I said, what happened? She goes, I was born with a horrible disability. I always wanted to stand. I couldn't stand. I wanted to do it. I couldn't do it. My greatest fantasy was just once to be able to stand up. And she goes, when I saw your speech today, it was so beautiful.

It was so moving that for the first time, you ready? The first time I got the energy and the strength to stand up can you believe that wow that's that's an amazing accomplishment i mean that's by the way by the way she had one leg one leg yeah just one and i turned to talk to someone she was like hopping the hell out of the stage she actually hopped out of the stadium she left the chair completely she ran out she's probably very excited like peter kyle but they don't show it they never show it they don't do that so you're two weeks away uh what i know that we just have a few moments left but i want to be able to allow you to get the message you want to the voters, maybe who haven't quite made up their mind, Mr. Trump.

What do you want to tell them? Well, we're going to cut your regulations. We're going to cut your taxes. We're going to secure the border, which we have to do. You know that. We're going to be energy independent. We were energy independent. We're standing on liquid gold.

I always say that, liquid gold. We're going to drill, baby, drill. I always say we're going to drill, baby, drill. And we're going to now secure the greatest military. Our military, when I took it over, was depleted. You know that, right? Right, right. It's completely depleted.

I built it up, Shiny missiles, beautiful bombs. We had ships so big they didn't fit on the ocean. They were so they didn't fit. They're too big. Not too big. They used to say the generals are like, sir, sir. We followed the coordinates. He gave us the two big.

And it was so great. And our military was scarier than Rosie O'D'donnell at a nude beach oh wow that's scary that's very bright that's very scary i had people leaders i met with leaders like the head of the taliban his name is abdul abdul and we sat in his cave for like two hours we ate hummus and pita bread and he said he goes i love you he goes i loved you when you were on the apprentice i said i didn't know you saw The Apprentice. I said, I didn't know you had electricity in this case. He goes, I've never seen.

He goes, I loved you when you were on The Apprentice. He goes, I would love to be your vice president. Can you believe that? Abdul from the Taliban. He wanted to be my vice president. I said, you're like the leader of a terrorist organization. I said, you can't be my VP, but you can't be my golf partner. So we're going to play golf.

Oh, so you're going to play a little golf? I said, just don't wear the black. I said, don't wear the black. We won't let him on the course. Well, you know, that's amazing because who else could win hearts and minds by playing golf with the head of the Taliban other than yourself? I mean, nobody else could do anything like that. You remember I met with, you know, they don't give me credit for this. I met with Kim Jong. Yeah. And they said when Trump gets president, there's going to be a war with North

Korea. It was the opposite. I actually met with Kim Jong. And he used to we got so far in the beginning. It didn't start so well in the beginning. It was like every day. And he goes, oh, I have a red button. I said, I got a red button in ours works. It's a lot bigger than yours. And after that, we became friendly. And he would call me in the middle of the night when he had problems with his girlfriend. He's like, oh, sir, sir, she doesn't talk to me.

She doesn't like to be romantic with me. And I gave him a lot of advice. I said, well, first of all, get rid of that horrible haircut. You look like a wrestler from like a junior high school. Yeah, it's a pretty bad cut. I said, get rid of your name. It's not very tough when you have a woman's name. And he used to thank me.

He thanked me. It was really, it was a great love affair. He loved me so much. He wrote me many letters. And he said, he goes, I consider you a father, which I thought was very nice. Yeah. And you remember my nickname for him, right? You remember the nickname?

Oh, Rocket Man? Rocket Man, yeah. Which yeah but you know we got offended by in the beginning i said i said oh rocket man he goes you can't i said that's a compliment he said really i said that's the name of one of the greatest songs by elton john he goes i never heard it i go i sent it to him he played i played it he goes oh my god he goes i love that song i that's right. And then he felt happy that I called him Rocket Man. I said, you should have heard what I was going to call you. He said, what? I said, the missile midget, the torpedo turd, the grenade crouch. I said, the grenade crouch.

He goes, oh, my God, those are terrible. He goes, I'm so happy you called me the wonderful Rocket Man. Now he loves me. Yeah, now you're friends. And that's what you want to do. You want to reunite the world and make everybody our friend. Bring everyone together so beautifully. Yeah, or put your giant chip out there and let them know you're not playing.

Yeah, we're not playing around. I hate to see somebody mess with us. I said that recently about Iran. You know, Iran's a horrible country. They say, sir, you can't say that. It's terrible. Don't say that. But that terrible. Don't say that. But that's why they call it that.

You know, the first person ever to name it ran the hell out of that country. That's why they call it Iran. Iran the hell out. No, that makes perfect sense. They were going to name the country Iran out, but it was too long. So they said, let's just call it Iran. It makes sense. Makes sense.

Yeah, the Flack of Seagulls did a whole song about it. You know that, right? Iran's so far away. Yeah, yeah. You know, I never knew that. They're Iranian. One of them's Iranian. They don't talk about it. No. You know, it's interesting. They never show any of this. CNN is the worst. The Corrupt News Network,

that's what it is. Or actually, I like to call it the Clinton News Network. I've heard that, yeah. The ratings, they're lower than P. Diddy Zipper. It's so terrible. That's pretty low, sir. Terrible. And then you got the other one, ABC. You know, ABC, that was the one

that they had the debate. They did with the debate, right? It was terrible. What about CBS, the way they edited Kamala Harris's instance? Which they said take away their license. What about CBS, the way they edited Kamala Harris's interview? They said, take away their license. It's never been done. No one's ever.

One thing, if you shorten an interview, when you take one answer, you put it in front of another question. That's terrible. That's really bad. At ABC, when they had the debate, that was 301. You saw that. Yes, I did see that. 301 since I was in a hotel room in Vegas. Probably a pretty good price for that.

But there's one network I trust. You know what it is, don't you, right? Fox? No, it's not Fox. Wrong, wrong, wrong. No, no, no. Patrick and the People? What's that?

Patrick and the People? No, you're close. You're my second favorite. You ready? Yeah. It's the Black Boy Channel. No, that're close. You're my second favorite. You ready? It's the Blamor channel. I love the Blamor channel. That's where I get my news from the Blamor channel. They get great articles over there. Thank you.

By the way, you have the greatest podcast. I love what you're doing and I really appreciate it. I listen to many of the podcasts. They're horrible. I go on a lot of them. They're terrible. They're boring as hell.

But you're doing a hell of a job. I endorse you. I endorse you. Thank you, sir. We appreciate that a great deal. Thank you. I love Arkansas. Great, beautiful state, Arkansas.

And, you know, they voted for you both times. And I'm sure they will again. Think of it. Back in 2016, they didn't think I could win, right? They thought, oh, Hillary, you did so great in 2016 and it wasn't easy. You know, we had 17 candidates in the Republican Party.

You remember that, right? A lot of people running and they were smart, talented. We had Warren Jeff and Little Marco and it was 17 candidates when it first started. Then it went down to like 12 because Chris Christie ate about five of them. Yeah, no, I heard that he did. He ate

back stage, yeah. He doesn't belong in the White House. He belongs in the White Castle, I can tell you that, correct? I understand that. He went to the horse feed. We couldn't find him. Did you know that? We couldn't find him. No? He was to be in the Rose Garden. He was in the Olive Garden. Oh, he was at Olive Garden, yeah. So then Chris, We couldn't find him. He was in the rose garden. He was in the olive garden. He was in the olive garden.

Chris, Chris, Chris, Chris, he's so fat. He's a fat, he's a whale. He's a whale. Yeah. Is he a whale? I don't know. No, I mean,

clearly you banished him. He's gone. He's gone. You know that, right? No, I mean, clearly you banished him. He's gone. I haven't seen him in years, really. I didn't give him a job. I didn't give him a job. You know that, right? He wanted to be, I don't know what he wanted, but he wanted to work in my cabinet.

I said, I'm not going to put you in my cabinet. You'll probably eat everything in it. Yeah, no, you didn't have anything left. I had something in it. He got angry about it. He's very angry. He's a very angry man. Angry and fat. That's the worst two things you can be, angry and fat.

That's a tough combination. I've been that before. Trump isn't confident. If you're angry, your fat is probably worse. Right. Well, Mr. Trump, we want to thank you so much for taking a minute to come on our show and wish you very good luck on the election. I'm sure

we'll be seeing a lot more of you soon. By the way, when we win, Patrick, we're going to celebrate, right? I'll make sure to come into the studio. We'll celebrate, okay? It'll be amazing. I'd love to have you in the studio, Mr. President. That would be an honor. Thank you. Well, listen, we love you. God bless you, and God bless America.

Thank you very much. Thank you, Mr. Trump, and have a blessed day. Remember, fight, fight, fight, right? Yes, sir. Fight, fight, fight. Unlike Biden, who says goodnight, goodnight, goodnight., right? Yes, sir. Fight, fight, fight. Unlike Biden, who says, good night, good night, good night. Yes. Thank you, sir. We'll see you very soon. We love you. Thank you very much. Wow. And there you go.

Uh-oh. Hold on. We've got an issue there. There you go. That is President Trump, if you want him. You know, the great thing about this is that yesterday when we posted it, just watching people go nuts on Facebook. Oh, so amazing, man. And so I hope that those of you who are really mad, I hope you feel really bad now. Hey, we got something else we need to get to.

Let's do something else here. What do you say? He's Patrick. He's an angry SOB. Patrick, are you freaking kidding me? Patrick, right here on PA TV. Suck it, suck it, suck it, man. This guy is really pissed.

Angry Patrick. All right, let's get to it. Washington College in Chestertown, Maryland, one of the oldest colleges in the country, is trying to get with the times first with a change to its logo. You see, in 2013, Washington College introduced a new logo that used George Washington's original signature. Now, the school is ditching the 18th century script for a more modern typeface. Brian Speer, that's the vice president of Washington College's marketing, said because cursive writing is no longer taught universally,

the script, especially this version, was difficult to read and not immediately recognizable for many students this was counterproductive when it came to name recognition and identity you know mr vice president that makes a perfect sense are you freaking kidding me listen vice president dick mitten is it cool if i call you that or would it be better if i called you brian the baby back bitch i digress let me make sure i'm understanding you correctly you're telling me that the school If I call you that, or would it be better if I called you Brian the baby back bitch? I digress. Let me make sure I'm understanding you correctly. You're telling me that the school named after George Mother Lovin' Washington finds it too difficult for the kids to recognize his signature because it's written in cursive?

Is that a pretty fair assessment? Because I could literally take a piece of paper, lay it in Mr. Whisker's litter box for a couple days, and whatever comes out on that paper is still smarter than anything you just said and probably smells better than the shit you're trying to sell me. You say that kids aren't learning cursive and it's hard for them to recognize? Far be it from me to suggest that you're a school. You could, I don't know, teach them to recognize the signature, the frickin' namesake of the school they attend.

Is that a little too hard for them? Better yet, teach them cursive. No, that's great. Go ahead and coddle them. Maybe in a few years we can dumb people down to only reading pictures. Next up, thousands of bottles of duloxetine. That's a popular antidepressant medication, are being recalled because of the presence of what's called toxic chemicals.

The recall involves bottles of duloxetine, delayed-release capsules distributed nationwide, according to the FDA. The lot number is 220128. They have an expiration of December 2024. The drug's brand name is Cymbalta. Hey, but that's okay. We all know things happen, right? When I tell you I can't think of one better situation to say you had one job, make a depressed human being feel better with your magical pills, the ones that take you from

crying in the fetal position to feeling so good it puts a tickle in your tank. You know, it takes you from I'm considering murdering my husband to I just might give my man a ticket to pound town. And what is the one precaution of any antidepressant? Don't just stop taking it because it could cause you to do what? Ding, ding, ding, suicide. Yeah, great job, Cymbalta. You may as well have sent every one of them a mirror that reads not in cursive. Your mom was right. You're trash. And it can't be fixed.

Or you're so ugly, you'd make a freight train take a dirt road. Or the classic, you even sound fat. You had one job. Make people happy. Now they're going to have to add a secondhand of depression just to cope with your bullshit. And you wonder why people question medication. bullshit and you wonder why people question medication. And finally, the Sherwood, Oregon Police Department offering a new Halloween event called Hide and Seek with a Cop, where armed uniformed officers will try to tag participants as they run through a wooded park at night.

Officer Paul Madison explained the event is meant to be a fun community building activity like coffee with the cops or bowling night. Best idea I've ever heard. I mean, right? Are you freaking? Is it Halloween or April Fool's? You want me to show up to a park at night where I'm going to run and try to hide from the armed police officer chasing me? Haven't we all seen this movie before? It feels like a trap. It feels like a trap.

It looks like a trap. But nah, said every guy in every movie that died five minutes later. Now, maybe I misunderstand. This is a singles event, right? Like speed dating a bunch of scantily clad women with their blouse balloons bouncing out and fully rendered moose knuckle on display, being pursued by cops with guns. Now that might be fun. Oh no, are you going to arrest me and pull out your big weapon?

I don't have any cash, officer, but I'm willing to pay my fine. Yeah, that's not what this is. This is literally a big game of hide and seek with the cops. I've spent my whole life avoiding being chased by a cop with a gun. Not one person who heard this idea along the way said anything like, do you think maybe in today's social climate it's a bad idea? Who came up with this marketing plan? The Menendez brothers?

Because this is definitely the worst idea since scratch and sniff tampons. I'm just going to stay home for Halloween and instead play hide and seek with my bill collectors. That's it, man. Yeah. Brought to you by that gunk in the back of your throat. All right, everybody. All right. Let me switch the camera back up here.

Hold on, y'all. Let me make some magic here. Yeah, let me just reset this camera here. Okay, there we go. How about that's the magic right there. Hey, what did everybody think of that amazing interview with uh the president there uh uh what do you think mr kerry i think that was pretty awesome that kind of went any better yeah you like the interview it was pretty uh revealing

absolutely i voted yesterday yeah okay okay chad how about yourself i thought it was awesome man yeah you enjoyed it you thought he had a great message. Yes, yes. Okay, okay. Aaron, I know that you're usually pretty far left here. That took a long time. It is the greatest thing I've ever heard in my life right there, I think. Hey, there you go. Thanks for switching the camera angle. Man, that was a lot of fun.

His name is actually Bob DeBueno, or Bob DeBueno. I'm not sure I'm exactly pronouncing it right, but he is rated as the number one Trump impersonator in the world. I know a lot of people like Shane Gillis, who's amazing at it. But I thought he did a fantastic job. I thought it was a lot of fun, and he had a lot of funny lines. He had a little, some kind of audio issue on his end, on the end of the interview. But otherwise, it was pretty great.

It was pretty impressive. I mean, he sounds very, very much, I mean, he's got the mannerisms and the voice down pretty good. That was the whole package. Yeah, no, and it was fun. It was a lot of fun all right let's uh let's move to some new and different things that i've got here to talk about let's uh as a matter of fact i'm sure that we need to get into this can we get all of this segment not like the other people do student shit you say oh brother hey it's not a copy or a clone

of any previous bit but if you think so hey we don't give a shit yeah wackadoo that's right baby grammy award. Yeah, Grammy Award when I'm nominated. I haven't won. I mean, let's be honest. I have not won yet. I've just been nominated. Okay, so let's get to the wackiest stories in the news for you today. Not often you see a zoo asking public to help identify an animal,

but that's what the Bristol Zoo in England is doing. A trail cam set up by the facility's woodland area captured a photo of a mysterious winged and horned creature. The woodland area, home to numerous wild animals, including whatever the hell this is, on its website, the zoo said of its experts after reviewing the images, they say the creature appears to have four legs, is like nothing they've ever seen some say it appears to be a muntjac deer i don't know what that is or if i even said it right it could be muntjac mooty jack uh but zoo officials don't think it is if you're an expert in mysterious creatures with wings and horns maybe you can help the bristol zoo maybe it's bigfoot

correct you know maybe it's bigfoot huh could be you never know call your guy yeah i'm gonna call him to go investigate it matt if bigfoot has wings bro we're screwed we're screwed it's over yeah we're done yeah that's a good point uh you never know what you're gonna find with a metal detector uh let me pause there have you guys uh harry ever done a metal detecting taking it out and tried to find stuff? Not really. My buddy's kid had one. I'd go play in the yard for a minute with the kid.

Yeah. How about you, Chad? I've always wanted to try it, but I've never had one. How about you, man? I can't do it. I want to go magnet fishing. That's the thing I see people do.

That looks dope. Like in the drainage ditches. Yeah, or it's like the Saline River or wherever, because, I mean, you can't imagine. They have stools and all kinds of stuff, man. No, they do. All the time they find stuff like that, and it's a really interesting thing to see, you know. Do they call the cops when they find a gun?

Yeah, mostly they do, because they never know. Yeah, you don't know what that's been used for. If they're recording it, they do. Yeah, right. Yeah, right, if they're recording it, they do. Yeah, this door. That's right. I just found $100,000.

You better cut that tape off. You never know what you're going to find with a metal detector. As a matter of fact, speaking of that, once I did buy a metal detector for my son Noah, and all these years later, it's probably safe to admit this, and I'm probably going to ruin his life today. But I bought him a metal detector, man. He was so damn excited, right? And the kid spent the whole day out in the yard trying to find stuff.

Nothing. I waited until he went to bed, and I went and dug a hole and put some quarters in it so that he could find some the next day. Did he find them? Oh, yeah, man. It was glorious. It was glorious. He thought he had hit treasure, man. He spent another week out there until he gave up again.

I felt kind of bad, but it was just pretty great. One TikTok user built up almost 50,000 followers sharing footage of things he's found using metal detectors. And one detecting trip to a beach in Spain wound up being good use of four hours. He found old coins, the usual assortment of garbage, and some rings. During that trip, he found seven gold rings, one of them slightly unusual. The gold measured in carats with 18-carat and 14-carat varieties, but one of the rings was a 19-carat gold ring, and the carat scale 24 is pure. 19-carat is about 80% pure and worth about $70 a gram.

So, you know, that must be like the uh the uncut cocaine there's a word a lot more per gram i mean i'm guessing i don't know that for sure that's only speculation from watching uh breaking bad yeah um this is a this is such a weird uh story but uh can we get a law passed making it a requirement for scientists to watch horror movies? A team in China has succeeded in reviving a pig's brain activity after it died. They kept it going for almost an hour. Previous studies have shown the brain can only keep going five to eight minutes after blood supply is limited, but the experiment beat that by about 55 minutes it gets more interesting when you hear this while the longest time that one of the dead pig brains came back after being connected to the liver system was 50 minutes the brain had electrical activity for six hours

brains that had no oxygen for an hour were still active for even three hours after that they're doing a lot more research uh needed they start making zombie pigs, I'm sure. But, I mean, just the thought that six hours later your brain's still got activity going, it could mean that, you know, after, let's say, you lose your dome or whatever, you know, you get it severed, you could be just sitting there bored as hell for about six hours till you die.

I want to know what level of consciousness this carries, you know? Right, that's what I'm saying. I mean, that that'd be weird man he's just wondering what the next pandemic was going to be yeah you know yeah no no that definitely this is this is why we we can't have normal diseases anymore because we're out keeping pigs heads alive for an hour longer than they should be uh all right uh here we go let's go to florida where you know things happen if you're throwing your dinner at your wife obviously you weren't that damn hungry uh markel royal arguing sunday night about his abuse of alcohol when he became irate and threw his bowl of spaghetti at his wife hitting her on the front of her body on her stomach police found the woman covered with sauce

when they responded to the call royal charged with enhanced felony battery count has been ordered to have no contact with his wife not his first trouble he has a 20-year rap sheet with multiple drug and firearm charges and a 2018 conviction for roughing up the lady uh yeah you know it's bad when you're throwing the spaghetti huh must have tasted like shit That's what I thought, too. I'm like, why don't you learn to cook better? It wouldn't happen. There were reports in June that over a dozen golf courses in Canada

were getting frustrated police hadn't figured out why their golf carts were disappearing. This week, the police came through. York Regional Police have charged multiple people for being part of a crime ring that's stolen hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of golf carts with only 18 recovered. The assumption most of them were sold on the black market. The cartel had also diversified when police raided the homes and storage lockers belonging to the group.

They also found rare pokemon and magic the gathering cards and a hundred thousand dollars and a bunch of weed you know sounds like they were having a good old time there huh it's making money still in there yeah they must be making good money if they got a hundred thousand cash laying around but you know easy come easy go wait easy goes a kind of golf cart never mind i apologize for that that was wrong of me to even do uh let's go over here and look at these other ones here i've got okay so uh this 30 second test can allegedly reveal your biological age so if you believe in such a thing forget how many steps you get a day the stand test might be what really matters when you get older researchers at the

mayo clinic came up with a simple equipment-free way to determine your biological age. It comes down to how long you can balance on one leg. Yeah, that's right. It turns out the amount of time you can do that is an important indicator of nerve, bone, and muscle strength. Balancing gets more difficult as you get older, it says, as researchers say muscle mass decreases as much as 8% a decade, all right, the study involved 40 healthy participants, and the balance test lasts

30 seconds, and they had people do different stances, two feet on the ground, eyes open, two feet on the ground, eyes closed, standing on one leg, eyes open, on your dominant leg, and then on your non-dominant leg, the results show that standing on one leg, eyes open, on your dominant leg, and then on your non-dominant leg. The results show that standing on one leg, the non-dominant one, had the highest rate of decline with age. The amount of time someone could stand on their non-dominant leg decreased 2.2 seconds a decade. And so that's how you know. You stand on your non-dominant leg and see how long you can do it, and then you measure your time with everybody else. I'm a few decades old, bro,

and I still don't even know which one's my dominant leg. You don't know which one's your dominant leg? No, I don't. Which one's the one you'd kick an ass with? Both of them. Oh, well, you're ambidextrous. Yeah. That's what it is.

You're just ambidextrous, right? Yeah, that's it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's it. That's it. All right. Let's go to this one here then. Oh, this is, I can tell you, this is going to be interesting already.

Okay, so a Zympic could lower Alzheimer's risk among those with type 2 diabetes. They've just discovered that in addition to losing weight, after three years' worth of records, almost a million type 2 diabetics, it found that these semiglutides had a 40 to 70 percent reduced risk of developing alzheimer's compared to those that took other types of diabetes medication you're not in your head you've heard this no but i just hate alzheimer's man it's personal oh yeah no i get it no it my grandmother uh she had it when she passed away and uh you know there there were you you cope with it.

You learn to deal with it, you know, and it was sad. But we, there were lots of moments that were kind of interesting. Like, you know, I went in with my wife and my grandmother thought it was my ex-wife. Yeah, that was an awkward moment, about as awkward as the pause that just happened right here. Yeah, when she said that name, I was like, no, Grandma, awkward as the pause that just happened right here. Yeah, it was. Yeah, when she said that name, I was like, no, Grandma, we got to go. We got to go. I can't do this.

No. She said that to Luke. No, hell no. No, I wouldn't be alive if that were the case. I'd be a dead man. Okay, Justin Timberlake is postponing more shows. He posted that six of his Forget Tomorrow World Tour concert will be rescheduled so he can recover from bronchitis and laryngitis.

Who gives a shit? Sorry. Okay, a town in Saskatchewan, Canada is trying to figure out what to do after next month's election. Officials in Kyle are scrambling because no one is running for mayor to replace the one who's retiring.

Not one person wants to be mayor. I like it. It's Canada. Yeah, an open spot in the town council has no candidates. Some officials are confident someone will step forward. If not, a deputy mayor chosen from the town council will have to step it in. There are about 430 residents of the town. Man, they're going to get some idiotic.

I'll be the mayor. I'm going to do it, boy. I can do this. Yeah, I can do it. Hey, I got out of fifth grade. I got this, man. I can stand on one leg, non-dominant for a long time. Okay?

I'm real good. Okay? All right, let's do something else. It doesn't say it on the box, but Hot Pockets will totally burn your penis. I'm not sure how that would happen. You know, I just think about that. Hot pockets are definitely from the devil. Hot pockets are definitely from the devil.

It just gets way too hot. All right. Hot pocket. Everyone, Jim Gaffigan's signature bits right there. I think that, guys, this is a great time to talk about this, and everybody can kind of chip in. As time moves on, the concept of what's considered handsome evolves. If it didn't, I guess we'd all be wearing top hats and have handlebar mustaches

or be wearing pantaloons or something to that effect. But ask men. Look back 25 years when the site first started and took notice of the changes in grooming and style over 25 years when the site first started and took notice of the changes in grooming and style over 25 years. What's changed the definition of what's considered handsome from then to now. So manscaping, if you go back 25 years, was practically unheard of. Now it's almost expected that a guy at least trims up and takes care of the undercarriage. I mean, is that pretty common across the board here?

We all, you know, keep some level of modicum. How many years ago was it? What year was it, 25 years ago? Wow. Just for context. Yeah, it'd be 1999. Okay. Is that the last time you trimmed it?

No. Well, I'm just curious. Manscaper? I mean, I believe so. If you want her to take care of it, I guess you better take care of yours. Well, there you go. That's fair. What's fair is fair.

I agree with him. Yeah. And as someone who does piercing. Yeah. He definitely agrees. Please. Please go ahead and mow that. All right. says uh tattoos 25 years ago they

were taboo and rebellious now they're a trend and accepted almost anywhere with the exception of the facial tattoo or the tribal one sometimes but uh is a tattoo is definitely more acceptable now wouldn't you agree oh yes yes yeah because I remember the only guys when I was a kid that had tattoos were guys who'd gone to war. Yes. And they were hideous. It was usually a lady that would dance if you moved your arm like this. Or had all that stuff. Yeah.

They were just hideous war tattoos. That was mainly it. And you knew they were grizzled up, pissed off, and you didn't mess with those guys. Yes. That's how you knew. The tattoo said don't talk to him. Or the Navy anchor ones, never talk to that guy. If he had an anchor tattoo, nope, he's going to whoop that.

There you go. Whoop that ass. Yeah, you didn't mess with them. But now, hell, everybody's getting tattoos. Everybody's getting piercings. Everybody's decorating their bodies and whatnot. They're too fancy. People that have this whole strategic

like a sleeve type thing or where it's at. Just run that crap together. Use the random tats everywhere. Blend it, baby. Blend it. I hear you. Make it work. It doesn't have to match up. It doesn't have to be a full body sleeve.

It doesn't matter if your cousin Ronnie did it. It doesn't matter if he did it with cigarette ash and vinegar. Oh, man. No matter where it comes from. That's right. Cosmetic procedures. Cosmetic surgery, not just for women anymore.

You still need to choose your provider well and not go overboard. Would anyone, let's start with you, Aaron, would you consider a cosmetic procedure of any kind? Um, does like wax on my unibrow count? I'd do that. No, that's great. And good for you.

I'm glad. Uh, but no, that does not count. It would be like, uh, if you were to, uh, get Botox or a facelift or no, that's a no. Okay. How about yourself? Uh, Carrie carrie no i don't think i could do nothing like that no no no plastic surgery no cosmetic got a really small butt but i still would but you want a bbl either way he wants a woo he wants to get a woo like me get that ledge back there you can put a little drink on. You know what I mean? Yeah, that's a good.

Yeah. What about you, Chad? No? I'm good, man. Yeah, okay. You say no. You know, I've thought about it, but probably not. You know, I don't know.

It's hard to say. I might do something right here just under my eyes, but beyond that, I don't want to. Look, I've had a top chicken lip for my whole life and i'm used to it i'm good with it i've never had a problem you know operating it and i don't really want to change that you know so uh that i might consider my eyes i probably will never do it you know i've talked a lot uh i always tell laura yeah i think i'm gonna go ahead and get a wig i'm gonna get a wig you get one of those glue-ons, man, and do it. And I would. I absolutely would do it.

I'd come back with some Michael Bolton, some Bon Jovi hair, you know, maybe some Predator hair or something like that. But everybody knows me. So when you have this today and you come back tomorrow looking like Bon Jovi circa 1987. People are like, no, they're not awesome. They're like, take that wig off, you ass. You know? Okay, let's see. Skin care.

Today's man, aware of the importance of caring for his skin. Do you do more skin care than you did? Definitely. Yeah. How about yourself, Chad? Wash my face. You're a piercer. You know you don't do skin care no i'm shocked by this i just don't know but you got great skin anyway aaron bro i've been on irish spring for 40 years man my brother said he's on irish spring

man when i was a little kid and all the girls would say you smell like soap i was like that's because i'm clean and the more they said it the more i would use it you know i mean just smelling like soap is pretty good you know that's a plus right there um and then uh oh no i i don't know subscription boxes see that's a whole different lifestyle i don't live that life these guys you know they have these new subscription boxes like oh you ordered the stuff and it comes well like you sign up and and you give them all your sizes and they just start sending you clothes or it may be hair products or maybe you know things like that but i razors now razors yeah you can't do that you know uh i'm kind of thinking about going to a straight razor uh to shave uh because uh you know tyler he's a barber now and uh you know that's how he

shaves people at the barber shop and i was like man i've kind of been thinking about doing that because i don't use shaving lotion or gel or anything like that you know i just shave in the shower dry i mean it's not dry it's hot and my face is wet uh but but that i don't use any i mean do you use shaving cream i'm sure probably most people do. What about you? I use electric. Oh, that's all you do is electric? No shaving cream.

Oh, you got a good electric if it cuts it that low. Is it the rotary? Yeah, but it's only like a $30 one. That's the cheap one. So you're going to cut yourself with a straight razor? Yeah. I need to know what brand that is. It's pretty good, huh?

Yeah, I would cut myself with a straight razor. Why? You think that's scary? I asked my barber if he would cut myself with a straight razor. Why? You think that's scary? I asked my barber if he shaves himself with a straight razor. What did he say? No, he can't do it because you'd have to swap hands. Yeah? He shaves with one hand.

You think I'd need to swap hands? I think you will have to swap hands eventually. You'd get tired. Oh. Oh. Yeah, I should have known that was coming. Let me ask you this. What do you think has really, if we're really just talking about men in the past 25 years,

what would you say as a general, as a society, what do you think the biggest changes between us now and us 25 years ago as men are? What do you think? What stands out? What do you think the biggest changes between us now and us 25 years ago as men are what do you think what stands out what do you think uh anybody it was normal for men to produce men 25 years ago you think yeah you mean uh normal more masculine is that what you mean? More of the masculine style? Okay. Okay. Now, I'll counter that by saying it was more customary 25 years ago when men got a divorce for them to vanish and not be seen again by their kids. Yes. Is that true? It's true. It is.

It is true. I think that, yeah, yeah. As do some I'm very close to that I know. A man should never have to teach himself how to be one. That's some true stuff right there. Now, that is true. That's very true. That's a good point.

You know, it is good, I think, as men, as you're able to, not being a Kyle or a Karen, don't just walk up on someone and start trying to tell them how to live their damn life. That ain't your place, okay, unless it's your kid. Start trying to tell them how to live their damn life. That ain't your place, okay, unless it's your kid. But if you have friends or guys that you know are younger or, you know, maybe they're just, they don't know. And, yeah, it is our responsibility to help them out a little bit.

You know, help them realize what's up, what's going on, what's the right thing to do is. I hate being put in weird positions too with friends. Like I had a friend for a while um and I'm not going to name names or I'll even avoid the gender at this point that this person uh I knew was having an affair with someone and there this person was married and that couple would come to my house regularly to hang out and I finally after about three times, I told my wife, I said, I can't do it anymore. She said, what? I said, I can't hang out and pretend. I keep looking at this person. Like, I don't know what's going on. You know, I just, I feel horrible about it and I

don't want to know, you know? And so either we have to stop hanging out or somebody's going to tell somebody because i'm not going to be the one that when they figure it out a year from now or six months from now they go you mean you knew the whole time you never told me you asked why yeah no i would be a complete ass one and i just i i couldn't do it have you ever been in a position like that where you were like forced to make that you know you're in that really bad position between two people you care about? Not really between people, but I've had some weird-ass business situations. Yeah?

Like people want me to say things that aren't really what they were, you know. Really? For sponsors and things, but we don't, you know. No, that's also, yeah, no, I am not about that line. Yeah. I'm not about being unethical. I don't have any friends, I what about yourself man you ever been stuck in a situation where you knew a friend was doing something that you weren't down with and uh you had trouble with it you know i'm sure i was

probably with the people i used to hang out that's what i was thinking thinking back in the day when you were maybe i don't know if you should really do that. Well, my response today would definitely be different than my response back then. Exactly. Well, yeah, my response back then would have been, yeah, can I have that, some more of that right now, please. Yeah, keep it coming. As opposed to today where I'm like, you know, I got things to do and I'm busy. You know, I'm going to be messing with all that today.

You know, I see we to be messing with all that today. You know, I see we have a guest out here. Carrie, will you just check and see what's going on with our guests out here and what we can do to make their life better today? Yeah. See, see what we got here.

All right. All right. Let's do this for just a minute. Morning motivations. Your office cubicle cannot hold you back. Unless, of course, you want to keep your job. Then you better stay in there. But if you want to go on welfare or something, go for it, dude.

You won't need much food. You're a butterfly. This is a morning motivation. So I'm going to have to have. What's up, man? Have Aaron and Carrie, we all let them sit down. Or y'all switch up somewhere so they can get sat down together. Come on, guys.

All right, everybody. Sorry, we're doing a little change up here because we've got some great stuff going on. Come on in and have a seat, guys. Come on in over here, man. Get you a seat. How you doing, man? Get those headsets right there. Come on in, man. get you a seat how you doing man grab those headsets right there come on in man come on have a seat man how you doing brother come on in here what's going on are you good good grab that headset right there put it on what's going on man how you doing

it has been a minute what is going on, guys? Right here, we've got two stays in Vegas, baby. They have been mainstay in the local rock scene for some time now. Tell me what's going on, guys. Introduce yourselves to the audience, first of all. I'm Christopher Fulmer. Blake Copeland. Yep. I'm guitar and vocals and bass. I forget what you do, man.

So I have to remember. It's been so long. No, we've been around for years now. Yeah, we're back at it. We kind of took a hiatus. I knew that you had to when you reached out to me. I was like, oh, great. I didn't know you guys were back at it.

And I was very excited to have you on. Yeah, it was. Switch it in this way a little bit so people can see. There you go. I like getting close to you. Yeah, no, you yeah no i smell good trust me well i wouldn't go that far uh yeah so yeah we took a hiatus for a little while after you know covid and uh um started working on our fourth album that's taking two and a half years now yeah it must be well produced yeah oh i wouldn't go that far uh It's just been some back and forth. But we're finally getting it rolling, and we just released today, actually.

It dropped our new EP. Is that right? Yeah, called Duality. It's got two songs on it. In the process of working on our fourth studio album, we had a couple songs that just didn't sound like the usual us. There's some acoustic ballads. We had a symphony section just didn't sound like the usual us uh there's some acoustic ballads we had a symphony section on it oh wow a local artist that's interesting

yeah local artist uh joseph fuller came in and did a cello violin piano on it um we recorded at wolfman studios here in little rock but we had them mixed and mastered at abbey roads in london yes the real deal yeah the real deal um so they sound amazing and we wanted to put them out as a special edition ep okay while we're still working on the fourth album so we'll be able to link to that today on our blog and get everybody over to see that ep and get access to it is that accurate yes yeah it's uh it's available anywhere you stream or download music yeah now y'all you have a website right yes? Yes, yes, staysinvegasofficial.com. staysinvegasofficial.com.

Now, how did you arrive at the name Stays in Vegas? Because it is an unusual. Do we tell the real story or the story we've told for 100 years now? I don't know, which is better, that's the question. We've told that we used to have a a guitarist in the band and he got drunk and we left him in vegas um that sounds great that was one um no it's we started as a cover band kind of a you know a party band yeah back in 2011 i think uh is when stays in vegas started we were trying to come up with a name and the original founding member,

John Buzan. We came up with like Barney tastes like purple chicken was one. Wow. That's interesting. Yeah. Right. I think stays in Vegas is catchier for what it's worth. Yeah.

Then you made a better choice. Fred said, right. Was one. Cause there's the band. Right. Said Fred. Yeah.

I can see that was kind of okay. Yeah. And I was watching the hangover one night and a big hangover fan and i texted him i was like hey what about stays in vegas until we figure out something better just run with that yeah just run with that he's like yeah i guess that'll work and we started using it and everybody kept coming up going man i've heard of you guys yeah you guys are awesome i'm like you've never heard of us you just heard of stays in vegas like what happens vegas stays in vegas so it kind of worked and we just rolled with it and now it's stuck no that's i mean that's a really actually pretty

good story and you know the sometimes the truth is better than the the little gimmicks you know yeah yeah um there for a while we we got asked much, being on the road and toured, we started coming up with Fade. What inspires you to continue to do music? It's not the money, that's for sure. It never is for bands that are more regional or local sometimes until they catch that one ride. But there is a passion and love for it. Yeah, yeah, there is. It's just, it's something that's in your bones as a musician,

and you've got to have a creative outlet. You know, we all go through things, and as an artist, different artists need to have an outlet. You have an outlet being an amazing podcaster and radio personality and stuff like that, and comedian, too. Yeah, I've personality and stuff like that. And comedian, too. Yeah, I've done a little of that. So yeah, painters have to paint, and as a musician,

I have to write songs and play guitar and just love it. It's everything. I don't know about you, Blake. What inspires you to keep making music, man? Kind of the same stuff. I just like how it seems smooth and easy. I can just take an instrument and play just about any song. Right.

And I don't have to. It feels nice playing. Yeah, no, I get it. Now, obviously, you know, you're a rock musician. You guys play great music. But when you're not rocking, what do you do? What's your gig? I'm an actor on the side that's what i i knew you

did acting and that's where i was trying to go is you do some of that right yeah yeah um this year it's been kind of slow last year i've been kind of going in waves one year i'll just focus on acting and then this year has been music mostly but uh yeah i did a lot of what are some of the acting roles you've taken on um last year um actually it released this year i did a lifetime series called text me when you get home really um yeah and did a travel channel series where i was a parapsychologist in a purple velour suit um how do you uh if you don't mind how do you get cast in something like that i mean you're talking about lifetimes talking about but these are big time productions this isn't something that is being made down here at the capitol building or something

no um actually i did do one at the capitol building uh but yeah um i'm with the agency in little rock uh now they're um my agent they give me some of the gigs and stuff but most of them i go on like websites like backstage or actorsors Access, and I pimp myself out, for lack of a better term, and find some of these gigs. Some of them are short films. I do a lot with UCA Film School, so I do a lot of student films for them to help me out. Have you worked with Jerry Bruno?

No, I don't think so. If you ever get a chance, he's a film director here locally, and, man, that guy, he's everything, bro. He is one of the most amazing. I did a series, a web series with him. It was a supernatural series, and I was one of the bad guys that were trying to catch Katie Allen, Chris Allen's wife. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah.

She was the protagonist in the story, and she had these supernatural kind of telekinetic powers. And I think she killed me with a refrigerator, or at least crushed me. I don't know if she killed me, but she crushed me, and that was that. And then I did do another film where I played a drunken detective, an alcoholic detective, which was a good role. I enjoyed that role. That was a lot of fun. And we did a film together that never, the budget got cut, and we forgot about that.

Yeah, we did. Well, we never were in the same room together, but I was the angry, abusive husband, which I usually am, and you were the bad guy? I may have been, the stabber. Yeah. So, yeah, and the budget got cut, like a lot of things. I played a villain a couple or three

times you know i did a little bit uh but i i always enjoy the acting roles they're they're just a lot of fun because you know all you have to do is zone in on that one thing and nothing else and it's just it's really enjoyable to immerse yourself and do that yeah and it's for me i get to kind of go away from myself um you know um which is weird because the roles i've been getting back when i had long hair i was tight cast as you know the bartender the musician the the things right now you're the meth dealer or i'm the abusive husband the racist coach the uh yeah yeah stuff like that yeah you got a beard and a bald head so now you you know you're walter white over again yeah yeah absolutely which is and it's it's kind of hard going from

because anybody that knows me knows i'm happy go lucky and peace love and good hippie stuff yeah and then i have to flip it and go racist angry abusive person and it like totally drains me and then i have to turn that off and go back to you know i hate you yeah okay how are you doing are you okay with that yeah it's like ed norton in uh american history x you know you know that dude needed some kind of palate cleanser for about a year after he made that movie man that was a rough one right there now what do you what do you do aside from music uh that you enjoy i was say, I'm a pretty simple person because it's just work and family. Just work and family.

Now, tell me about your family a little bit. My wife, we've been married for four years now. Okay, congratulations. We've got a two-year-old. Okay. Two in a couple months. And we actually got another one on the way. Oh, wow.

Okay, you're a glutton for punishment. No, I get it. No, two years old, that's a challenging age uh they're always amazing they're fun because they're really just developing their you know their language skills and all that but they're a pain in the ass because they are the terrible twos for a reason they are everywhere yeah no they are everywhere and they will man i remember uh it was a little older than that, actually. He was about four, I think four or five, and no, he had to be four because I was a single dad then, and I would lock my door.

My door, though, it had the alarm on it where if he opened it, he'd go bing like that, right? So, you know, he's laid down, taking a nap or whatever i i'm like oh it's my time to go to the bathroom right and it's not number one okay let me just tell you that it ain't number one and um so i'm in the bathroom and all of a sudden i hear bing and i'm like no no no and i'm like oh god he's going out the door, out the front door. So I quickly tried to handle some business, and that's when I hear my truck start. Oh, God. Yeah.

I had a 99, at that time, a 99 extended cab, you know, four-door Dodge Ram. It's a beautiful truck. I mean, it's like two years after they'd come out. And I'm now running out the door, and he's got it in reverse. He's backing down the driveway. He's four. Man, I ran like Carl Lewis, bro. I ran so hard.

I got up with him right before the end of the drive and managed to stop it and then whooped his butt all the way back to the house. And I would do it again, trust me, you, because that was scary as hell right there. But, man, yeah, kids at that age or those ages, man, they can be a handful, that's for sure. He's already know all of our hiding spots and stuff, like when we hide the remotes on top of the couch or on top of this and he climbed to it. But not the weed. No. That's good.

That's good. I hadn't found that yet. Yeah, no, don't let him find that one now. So what's going on? Where's the band going to be next uh what's that what's going on tell us how they can get more of stays in vegas how they're going to hear more where they're going to get more um yeah so we got a couple shows coming up you could check out our uh band camp page uh for all that information our band's in town but our website has our our schedule on there we have a couple shows coming up we're um playing a chili cook-off um tomorrow then we're playing a nirvana uh cover show um at vnos it's a crash cast podcast

cover show at vnos we're we're playing on saturday november 2nd as nirvana you're you're appearing as nirvana you're appearing as Nirvana. You're doing their song or their music or their show. Is it a whole show? Yeah, yeah. So it's like a tribute to basically Nirvana. We're doing a tribute set. Yeah, Crash Cast, it's a local podcast.

Some bands and artists put on together, but they do a cover show every year, and we're doing two nights. November 1st is Friday. November 2ndmber 2nd saturday r set is nirvana um there's another band doing alice in chains i think band diet sweets is doing alice in chains really um i don't know if it's the same night but there's another band doing the misfits another band doing rage impala so when is your night though uh novembernd, Saturday. And we're doing it on November 2nd at where, Vino's? Vino's. That sounds

pretty dope if you're going to have Nirvana and Alice in Chains basically jamming out or bands portraying that as a tribute. I think that'd be a hell of a fun show to go to. It will be. We were requested not to trash the stage as Nirvana did. We did that at

Full Moon Records last year for Halloween and trashed the stage. He wasvana did um we did that at full moon records last year for halloween yeah and trashed the stage and which he was fine with he's like i loved it it was awesome but uh veno's doesn't want to you know says no don't don't don't trash our stage please and veno's is our home home hub so we don't want to piss them off you know i i uh i'll always owe a debt to veno's and and really more samantha allen Allen because she used to book at Vino's. And she gave me my first stand-up room to do stand-up in when the local comedy club was not interested at the time. But I'd been affiliated with the show for probably, I don't know, a few years at that point and was already doing the rant and whatnot. And so I thought the comedy club might, you know, be interested. And at that time

they weren't. Uh, and so I said, well, screw y'all. I'll go figure it out myself. And, uh, I just started making phone calls. And finally, uh be in her debt because that i'll never forget that moment uh because i had been doing you know radio probably for a few years at that point uh just on fridays doing the rant yeah and when i pulled up to vinos to park there were literally people lined up down the sidewalk and around the front of Vino's. And I was like, this is the coolest thing I've ever experienced in my whole life. And to this day, it's still one of those moments I reflect on and I go, man, those folks were lined up to see me. You know, and that was just a really cool feeling to have. And I'm sure you've had it many, many times because you could do so many shows.

But it's just one of those things you don't forget that first time where yeah you know everybody's hungry for it and you're like wow man it's this is cool you know i might be doing something with it yeah yeah yeah and now you see i'm super famous okay anyway sam did a lot and vinos has done a lot for us um and you have to you you opened us for us uh our album release show i did yeah when was that what year was that ah 2017 where was that at venos and a venos wasn't it yeah that's what i thought yeah that was a great night so we we had the legend pat patrick on the mc for us but yeah it's venos has done a lot for us and it's been kind of uh home base yeah our home base and anytime we we do album release shows or or anything big we want to go

back to your roots yeah yeah no i think that's great that's great now let me ask i don't want to put you on the spot here were y'all uh gonna do an acoustic performance today or oh we can yeah did you bring stuff to do it stuff well let's let's do that let's make it happen why don't y'all grab your stuff and let's do this acoustic performance for everybody all right and i'll keep them entertained while you bring the equipment in here uh matter of fact let me see here i'm gonna do this while they bring the equipment in and uh you guys just enjoy it okay and we'll go right now i just i need to lose weight because of my wiener. Right?

Because you can't change how big your wiener is. It's just that big. All you can do is change what size your body around your wiener is. And the fatter a guy gets, the smaller his wiener seems. Because fat eats it. It just stays the exact same, but now there's all this extra stuff around it, you know? It's like, imagine your cat sitting on your couch,

and then imagine your cat pushed down between the couch cushions. Like, you can still see that it's a cat. Girls are like, is he okay? I'm like, he's fine. He'll come out when he's ready. When girls get fatter, their boobs get bigger, their butts get bigger. Dudes are like, hey.

Can you imagine that guys? If we got fatter and I made our wieners bigger? Girls would watch like my 600 pound life and be like, oh yeah. But, nope. I mean, it's fine. I'm not embarrassed, you know. But I'm not proud. It's like right in the middle of those two words, I think. A girl's never looked at it and been like, what? But a girl's never looked at it and been like, what?

But a girl's never looked at it and been like, what? So, you know, girls just look at it and they're like, alright. A girl has never said, oh my god, in either direction. So,

she's just like, okie dokie. Really? That's average, I think. I don't know. You know, there's like, there's that baseball bat game where like a person will grab a baseball bat and then the other person grabs it and you keep like, yeah, you can't do that. You can't do that. You can grab it once, but... that second hand won't go all the way. You can cap it, still. You can still... You can still win the game that's mike baldwin right there he is a hilarious comic we're gonna have him in the studio before

too long but right now i'm getting ready to uh let's see if we can change the uh camera angle up here just a little bit and uh yeah we're gonna move this over a little bit oh wait hold on that is uh yeah bear with me here while i try to figure out which one yeah there we go look at those guys right there this is stays in vegas hold on i'm gonna mic you guys up here and uh let you guys uh do your acoustic thing baby let's do it all right cool um yeah this is off the uh new ep uh duality it's called memories of pain and the actual first ever live performance of this song so we'll see how this goes We were never here before Never long to stay, taking all my days away.

Pain is in your scars, giving in by haste. Never thought it'd be your fate push them down on your shattered crown now the darkest days upon your way darkest days upon your way. It's you and I never say goodbye You and I Never say goodbye Left this world today in a stranger's hands Never thought it'd be this way You held up your signs

Put down upon your knees Reaching out for all to see Pushed them down upon your shattered crown Now my darkest days upon their way

It's you and I I It's you and I Never say goodbye You and I Never say goodbye Thank you. guitar solo guitar solo guitar solo guitar solo guitar solo

You and I guitar solo never say goodbye Never say goodbye You and I Never say goodbye again Goodbye again. Hell yeah. Hell yeah, man.

That was great. Thank you so much, guys. That was awesome. Really, really a great performance. Everybody can bring their chairs back in now. Oh, yeah. We had to rearrange the studio to pull that off, you know everybody can pull in now all right man so uh chad what's the deal at piercings by chad this weekend you got anything going on for people that they need to know do what oh you're you're you're okay there you go you got stuck yeah i see that can you hear me

yes all right um anybody watching the show today we'll do five dollars off piercings for you if you come in the shop today and tomorrow okay five dollars off a piercing if you come in today or tomorrow uh listen let me talk to you for a second about titan roofing. If you are looking for a roof, then you need to consider Titan Roofing. And I'll tell you why, because they have, number one, a 10-year transferable warranty. If you are selling your house in five years after you get a new roof, that warranty is going to be invaluable to you. That is going to be worth a lot because you can transfer it to the new owner. Secondly, and maybe even more important, is they specialize in overcoming claims that have been turned down. So if you've been turned down before on a roofing claim, they can get it done. Go to

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Ben Hubbard, good morning. Tracy's shaking her head. Good morning, people. Aaron Bradshaw. Happy Friday. Can't wait for Trump to call in. How exciting. That was Ashley.

TGIF is Susan. Congratulations, David Lindsay. We were congratulating a local sniper. Congratulations, David Lindsay. We were congratulating a local sniper rifle shooter, David Lindsay. He won the National ELR Championship and that is the long rifle, you know,

long distance shooting, sniping, and he shoots at targets a mile, two miles away, legitimately. And Chris will say, good morning. You had an echo. I think we've got that pick. Oh, she said it's fixed now. Yeah. Uh, Crystal said, love being able to open my phone in the morning and listen to you on the show. We appreciate that. Um, uh, greatest interview ever pumpkin man or pump man 501. I assume he's talking about

the president that, uh, former president that we interviewed this morning. Quite a lengthy interview. Joe said that was funny as F. Whoever this is is spot on funny. Christian said, my dad would love this. He would, man. I know already. Mr. Higginbotham, yes, he would love that.

Andy said, this is wild. Let's see, Coheed said, are you freaking kidding me? Ashley Lewis, well, that was lame uh rachel mcbride says uh brandon said this is hilarious uh richard said ready for the real deal on joe rogan today i think rogan's actually interviewing uh yeah i mean in real real life yeah uh let's see latasha say good morning everyone uh let's see uh christian said sounds awesome oh she said go see my hubby at piercings by chad and conway yes thank you we want one one people to do uh yeah it was a great impersonation again bob de bono is the impersonator's name it was a lot of fun it was interesting. And I promise it got a lot of people by surprise yesterday

when I posted it, you know. So, stays in Vegas again, guys. Tell me where you'll be next. Next, tomorrow, we're at the Chili Cook-Off in Little Rock at the State Fairgrounds. Yes. We go on 11-15, and then we're at Vino's November 2nd for a Nirvana cover show for crashcast podcast

and then we're doing a arkansas showdown battle of the bands november 3rd at hot tails and cocktails in jacksonville all right so that's uh stays in vegas if you want them and uh man they're a great band you should hear a lot of their music's very's very diverse. Uh, it's real good stuff. Uh, I remember the first time that I heard them, it reminded me of, um, the Alice in Chains album that, um, which one is it that, that has, uh, the acoustic tracks or more acoustical sound jar, jar of flies. It reminded me of jar of flies, uh, the very first time that i heard you and uh that's what kind of got me into listening to your music and then as i went on to listen more uh i noticed it was very diverse you know and i really like that about uh the way you guys do it yeah we kind

of go from heavy hard rock to punk to grunge to of course acoustic ballads and i mean we love all kinds of music so we didn't want to just be the same song over and over for 13 tracks it's just we love punk we love hard rock we love alternative it's just a lot of influences in the music that you can hear and make it very interesting and not boring yeah and so that's that's cool um so check this out and tell me what you think about this I mean we we've all had challenges in relationships uh and I think that this is a different way to handle it a man has hired two social media influencers to make a cameo video to tell his wife he wants a divorce that's right divorce rates are said to be at their lowest numbers in 50 years due to the cost of living so in other words people can't afford to get a divorce so they're staying together

regardless of that breaking the news to a significant other about wanting a divorce never going to be easy uh but maybe asking a pair of influencers to do it for you may not i don't know i don't know if that's a good idea. But on October 23rd, the duo known as the Voros twins or the Da Vinci twins posted on X that they got a request on the personalized video platform Cameo from a man wanting to tell his wife they were separating. They said someone ordered a Cameo for us and they said want to get a divorce uh in the clip which has now been shared on tiktok thank god the brothers say what's up victoria we just want to say that david loved you so much but he doesn't love you anymore and he wants to get a divorce wow they included the video by saying just separately as they jumped up and down with their arms in the air. Now, for those blissfully unaware, which is most of you,

Chris and Patrick Boros are a pair of Hungarian-Canadian influencers and professional wrestlers who went viral in 2020 when they mispronounced Leonardo da Vinci's name and said Da Vinci. Leonardo da Vinci. And somehow that turned them viral with with the clip it had a well over a million views at the time and somehow that turned into them going on a cameo and now this and then someone said uh if i ever get divorced i want it to be done like this someone said if this is how i found out i got a divorce i'd never recover it'd be so traumatizing

uh no one said i wouldn't even be bad if someone sent this to me as a divorce uh what what do you think is is that is that a good way to go about it it's as bad as tech i think that's worse than texting oh yeah definitely now well at least you did put some thought into it a little effort you you had to pay somebody to sing to her or talk to them right what about you guys that i've ever seen in my life right there on the on the spot on the money is look you want a divorce uh a breakup tune we got you we can call them right now we'll make you a video says it's over this song is number one we are stays in vegas vegas is known for weddings so the band could help

with yeah you could be the other side of the coin maybe you should make the divorce song a little 30 second track and then you can just insert names in put that online and go when you want us to sing the names let us know you know or you can tell them just insert the name here do it free give it to them say just say you know just record the name drop it in here and then it'd be the song yeah that you could really do something with that it sounds like a great marketing concept i like that probably make you more money than anything you've ever done we'll give you a kickback for that yeah yeah well i'll tell you what you make the track i'll put it on the blog i promise you that you

make the divorce track i'll put it on the blog it It'll be great. Challenge accepted. This needs to happen. Yeah. Speaking of which, if unfortunately that is something that's happening in your life, look, nobody wants it. Nobody wants to deal with divorce. Nobody wants to deal with child custody. These are really difficult scenarios that people deal with. But if you're going to, you need an attorney who's got your back, who's aggressive, who knows what they're doing. And Bonnie Robertson and the folks over at Robertson at her law firm are amazing people. Robertson, Oswalt, and Noni. And you should check them out.

Go to Robertson-Law-Firm.com and check them out because what they do is they're good people. They're not people that are not accessible. You can talk to Bonnie. You can text Bonnie. You can email Bonnie. You sit down and strategize with her to work through your case. And she's very good. And look, if you don't know this, they changed in 2017 the presumption that joint custody is not the best way to go.

It is now presumed to be the best for the child. They know how to navigate that. Don't do it on your own. Robertson-law-firm.com. Check them out, please. And I can't recommend her highly enough. All right, guys. Thank you so much for coming and hanging out with us today.

It was really awesome to have you in the studio and hope that we'll have you in again sometime down the road here whenever you have your next thing drop up. Are you working on a bigger project right now, an album? Yeah, our fourth album is actually called The Ramen Conspiracy. Okay. Mimicked after the spaghetti incident. Yeah, the spaghetti incident.

But yeah, we're actually going to nashville in february uh march to record with uh skid mills he's actually a grammy award-winning uh producer now who is it skid mills he did uh skid mills like skid mark skid mills okay yeah he produced uh devour the day tonics first album oh okay um yeah so we're going there for a week and record um a bunch of songs we're in pre-production now uh getting the tracks locked down and hopefully that'll be out april may how do you know when you guys write songs um how does the process work are you in a room together do you do it separately do you how does that work when you when you put those together a little little mixture both. Usually I'll come up with a riff or a song or something

and present it to the guys. We'll play it, and then they'll tell me that it sounds just like some of the other songs we did before, and I'll throw it away. Okay, that works. There's also times where we get together and we just start playing, and we're like, oh, man, we need to record that. Get your phone out real quick.

We're just jamming out and come up with something. Yeah, it just spontaneously happens like that. Yeah, and we've had a few songs that kind of just happen that way. And at the end of practice, we have a brand new song, and we actually go and play it on stage in a few days. But there's a few that we don't finish until we actually get to the studio because I'm horrible at getting lyrics down so there's actually a couple that i wrote the lyrics aren't you the vocalist

yeah yeah that seems problematic i don't know maybe i'm wrong i suck at that um so yeah uh i've never wanted to be the vocalist in any band but i'm always throwing you know i seem to hear that a lot from vocalists i never wanted to be the vocalist or i wasn't the vocalist until somebody quit or you know nobody else would do it so i just started doing it to fill in and it stuck you know i see that a lot well blake doesn't want to glenn we we banned from the microphone because he says random things um and i know he's listening so uh so yeah i just get kind of the loose cannon we get it we get it yeah it's our drummer glenn powell um but yeah so um just get kind of thrown in. Glenn's the loose cannon. We get it. We get it, yeah. He's our drummer, Glenn Powell. But, yeah, so that's kind of how most songs kind of happen.

Hold on, man. Look up at the camera. He kind of looks like John Krasinski, doesn't he? Have you heard that before, that you look kind of like John Krasinski from, you know, Quiet Place, is that what it's called? Quiet Place, The Office. The Office, yeah. Yeah, he was with uh what was her name pam yeah yeah yeah yeah so that's that's kind of how most of our stuff kind of happened and these songs um we actually started the album two and a half years ago recorded a handful of songs uh went back after a year and just didn't

like most of the songs and throw them away honestly um and there's a couple that we're keeping i went back in the studio to re-record and that's where this ep came from these two tracks we really loved and kind of kept them out but a few of the songs were like still didn't like them just because the arrangements the vocals it's just you know we're different people after two years uh and have new songs and so we decided let's just pull them back talking to our our management and stuff and it's like you know what and i we want to artist grant um the first of this year mid america art alliance we want a grant and that's helping us fund a lot of stuff um so yeah it's it's it's kind of taking a new shape and

that's why we're going to Nashville and record. Yeah, that's awesome, man. That is awesome. Yeah, a lot is happening right now. Nashville is the big scene for especially music, but it also is a growing big scene for movies and film. A lot of, to be honest with you, a lot of Hollywood's kind of, you know, people have said, yeah, I don't want to be here anymore.

I'm going to go over here, and it's it's a different vibe and arkansas is too arkansas is booming with uh the film industry in northwark arkansas there's a lot of uh hollywood films being shot is that right bayville um some big time um i just did a you know some commercial stuff uh here uh well bad boys lawnmmowers did that in the first year. It's supposed to come out pretty soon. But, yeah, there's a lot of Hollywood films that are being shot here. Who's shooting a film right now? I don't think anybody right now, but John Cusack was here not long ago

at the same time as. I liked him in Better Off Dead. That's a great movie, Better Off Dead. Identity, that was good oh yeah um but i who was it uh i think pam was here uh jenna fisher was here doing i need to i need to get in the know when these movies are being made so we can get some of these actors by the studio in that time so if anybody knows of any movies that are being made or anything like that be sure and get out to us because you know we'll track them down uh we're working on people as they're coming into town or before

they get here we're trying to line up guests and things like that so uh we've got some other comedians coming in we've got all kinds of uh actors that we're out to right now and other bands and musicians um i know i you know i can't tell you what's going to happen, but I know that we were talking to Dirty Honey's management this week about having them on the program. Awesome. So we're working on some pretty good stuff and some pretty good names behind the scene,

some of which I don't want to say right now because I don't want to jinx myself. You know what I mean? But, yeah. All right. Well, let's get back to something else here. Let's see what we got. Life hack. Bullhorn fart amplifier. Give me that bullhorn. Hey, here you go. Yeah, I don't want to back.

Patrick and the people. All right. So let me start with you, Chad. Chad, what is a celebrity that's driving you crazy right now? Who's driving you crazy in the celebrity world? I don't really have one that's driving me crazy at the moment. Nobody's driving you crazy at the moment? Not celebrities. No? Okay.

How about you guys? What celebrity is driving you crazy? Blake Cop no okay how about you guys what celebrity's driving you crazy blake copeland no i'm kind of pissed off at her because she's not doing as much jennifer lawrence oh jay long yeah it's just mad because oh it is and you know she's not doing much in the hunger games time she was amazingly pretty and she still is pretty but i just you know i don't know not like she was to me uh she she always will forever yeah she's got you there yeah she's got me um she did a film what a couple years ago that comedy that came out i can't remember the name of it um that was really funny it was really good but then just nothing you know there are some there are some uh crushes celebrities celebrities, whatever,

that it doesn't seem to matter how they age. They still keep you. You know what I mean? Yeah, I feel like that's how I'm going to be with Scar Jo. I don't know why. I like Scarlett Johansson. You know, I always have. And, yeah, you know who else? Molly Ringwald.

Isn't that weird? From the 80s. No, she's still hot. She is still hot. I'll be honest with you. Right now, yeah, absolutely? Molly Ringwald. Isn't that weird? From the 80s? No, she's still hot. She is still hot. I'll be honest with you. Right now. Yeah, absolutely. Molly Ringwald.

Okay. What about Aaron? Hot over here, man. He is hiding out over here. Squeezing here. He's chilling. Now we're like, yeah, okay. Now it's a sausage fest.

Who's a celebrity on your nerves right now? All of them. She said all of them she said all of them every one of them man you you probably if i'm being honest i bet you don't watch much in the way of movies or tv do you not at all man i'm way out of popular culture yeah now you'll listen to music i'm sure but you probably listen to music on i'm'm betting, whatever artist that you like versus just typical radio. Yeah, it's all very intentional. Yeah, very intentional listening. I like that.

Mostly stays in Vegas. Yeah, every day. That's what he's got. Yeah, it's on a loop. Stream it while asleep. Yes. That's the best way to do it. That way you can get the lyrics down, you know.

Yeah. How many shows do you think you watch how much hours do you watch tv a week would you say chad it's pretty much from like seven to about nine thirty ten o'clock stay on the mic um uh so about three hours a night two three at least at least at least okay now the way you're saying this makes me almost feel like it's a hostage situation. Like maybe you're watching your wife's shows with her. You're saying this stuff, not me, man. Well, I understand that I'm saying it, but I'm getting the feeling that maybe you're watching some of her shows. What would you be watching, say, between 7 and 9.30, Jed?

Probably basketball. Would it be basketball? Okay. All right. Well, does she like basketball no oh okay she watched football with me though she will yeah that's cool i usually get sundays now are you watching college or pro basketball bro i'm getting more into college here lately though yeah i like pro basketball too it's it's uh i really like it a lot uh do you watch uh tv uh

how many hours a week i don't know how many hours but I'm pretty sure Bluey plays in my house 24-7. Bluey. That's that kid's thing, right? But not Blue's Clues. No. No, okay. It's some new Blue. Okay.

All right. When you have kids, a lot of TV plays because you let it babysit. But go ahead. That's still another celebrity I'm pissed off at steve from blues clues yeah for leaving still forever you know he came back not to blues clues but he's on uh now and he's he does a lot um yeah on tiktok but yeah yeah you know what he seems like he's actually a pretty good dude and uh i know i'm probably putting way too much out but i know when laura's on the first time,

she kind of got a little emotional, you know, because, look, I think Steve from Blue's Clues, believe it or not, you know, had an impact on a lot of people. People really liked that as kids. Yeah, and my daughter watched it. I'm not going to date myself, but my daughter was like two or three or four, and I watched it more than she would play with Legos. I'm there watching steve was funny there's a clue there's a clue yeah yeah steve was funny he he was very funny to me he was he was really good in the role that uh hacked joe

though uh-uh don't ever come back no no just leave the country please joe yeah don't ever come back but his tiktok stuff i mean he comes on there and just it's just it's quiet he goes hey talk to me yeah and it's just quiet for like two or three minutes but you if you look at the comments and i recommend everybody go look at the comments on it it's it's people going hey steve i'm i'm sober now for 12 years hey steve i just got out of abusive relationship and there's it's it's really positive and he does it all the time and he's amazing i'll be honest with you if you're going to tiktok and you're not reading comments you're missing out on the best part oh yeah you know you you find the craziest videos and just go start looking at the comments and it's amazing you know i do what the dumpster fire sometimes oh

no that's what's amazing about it is it is a dumpster fire all the time all right uh let's do this it is a dumpster fire all the time all right uh let's do this listen up now i'll tell you a story without a doubt it's kind of gory it's the worst news you could ever hear things just like this make you fear. Flying lunch on a dumb guy's knee. Or a big hard fuck drowning somebody. Why you laughing? Why you laughing? This shit ain't funny.

What? This shit ain't funny. Do not laugh or you're in trouble. A 26-year-old Briton has died after he fell from the tallest bridge in Spain when he climbed it to make content for, guess what, social media. That's right. The unidentified man was with another Briton aged 24 when he plunged to his death on Sunday morning from the Cable Stade Bridge. As far as we've been able to learn, they'd come to Talavera to climb the bridge

and create content for TikTok, which has resulted in this disastrous and sad outcome. Spanish media said it had rained heavily before the accident, which may have caused the bridge to be slippery. Yeah, this is what happens when you get up on cliffs. You get out on the ledge of the Grand Canyon because you want that selfie, and you fall and die. I can't feel sorry for you. I'm sorry. That's somebody falling and dying, by the way. All right. I'm sorry.

I shouldn't crack myself. Okay. So let's go to this one because this is another crazy story right here. The Kentucky woman accused of killing and dismembering her mom and then cooking her severed head and other body parts was an aspiring actor in California who went by a different name. Poor Alina Fields was arrested following an 11-hour standoff with state police after a worker found a human torso

in the backyard of her mom's house. She's since been charged with the murder of her mom, Trudy Fields, after she emerged covered in blood from the home where investigators found a charred and severed head, hands and feet, and a forearm in a still warm pot in the oven. That had to be a pretty ripe scent. Is it Thanksgiving?

Chef Boyardee. What is that smell? Drag marks from the back door to the yard led police to the victim's torso alongside a pile of hair and blood-soaked mattresses one that covered human organs and the other severed parts fields first allegedly shot her mom and uh then intentionally killed a dog it says I don't know why the dog, it's random. Dog just like, hey, what's going on? And then, you know, why are you messing with me?

I just wanted some kibbles, man. Can I get some of them toes over there? That's probably why she kept running off with body parts. Like, stop, you're going to get me caught. A worker hired by Trudy, because she's crazy, called 911 after he found the body in the yard and said that she was confrontational and was trying to cast spells on him. You know when they start casting spells, things have gone wrong.

Field's family members were shocked and devastated by the gruesome murder and told the station she had recently moved back to her mom's Kentucky home after living in California for several years. You see what happens when you go to California, people? You come back and you kill your mom. You cut her up. You put her in a pot. You put her in the backyard. Yeah, don't go to California. It's just bad. You can't even possess your mom's torso anymore, bro. You can't do anything anymore. No, man. I mean, you're right. On your't even possess your mom's torso anymore, bro. You can't do anything anymore. No, man. I mean, you're right. On your own property, your own time.

Hey, I go to California a lot, so, Mom, you're safe. I don't know. I'll be honest with you. Fulmer's mom. Lock the door. Don't let him in. When you said that name, I was looking at the picture. I was like, please make sure I didn't act in anything with her,

and I haven't, so thankfully. Yeah, no, it does not appear as if you started with her. She probably hasn't been in many prominent things other than it seems a diarrhea commercial. So probably her acting career wasn't going very far anyway. All right. We were just talking about these kind of dogs yesterday, and you hate it, but a 34-year-old Australian woman in critical condition after her right arm was severed in a dog attack in Queensland.

Emergency services were called to the scene Friday where they found the woman suffering from life-threatening injuries Friday because they're earlier than that, doesn't matter. Her right arm had been severed below the elbow. And they have a lovely picture of the pit bull growling here. He looks like Cujo, man. He looks like he's got rabies and then something else. He looks old, first of all.

Two teeth, though. They were apparently two arm-ripping teeth. I'll give you that. They were damn good teeth, that's for sure.'s from arkansas is that what it is that's why he's missing chiclets all right here we go in a freak accident is there any other kind in a freak accident an explosion in a milk boiler led to the death of a woman after her head got severed by the lid of the machine wow the incident happened at rahindra bine's house uh in the house even okay uh the officer uh said she owns a sweet shop in the area at about 10 a.m milk was boiling in the boiler

when the machine exploded is that an issue for you it sounds um no i'm starting i'm starting to get a little worried while we're here bam get that gear lock the doors people they're catching on all right and i think we got time maybe for uh one more here so let's get maybe this guy won't lose his head how about that so let's get maybe this guy won't lose his head how about that let's see no no that one's uh we did that one hold on let's see if i got one here okay i do i do have one okay oh this is a good one to end on because you'd have a conversation about it a mom filed a lawsuit against ai software uh wednesday accusing them of being responsible for the death of her teenage son. Her 14-year-old son interacted with the character a chatbot for months and developed feelings for the chatbot. She claims her son took

his own life after the chatbot told him to come home to her. In February, he tragically took his own life at home in Orlando. It's reported he had developed a recession, fell in love with the chatbot on Character AI. That's an app that allows users to interact with AI-generated characters. He had been interacting with a bot named Danny, inspired by the Game of Thrones character. I'm going to say the name wrong.

Daenerys Targaryen? Targaryen? How do you say it? Somebody. The chick from Game of Thrones. Okay, good enough. There you go. According to New York Post, there were multiple chats where

Sewell allegedly expressed suicidal thoughts and engaged in explicit conversations. The AI does that? It engages in explicit conversations what kind i wonder uh anyway uh there was uh one occasion when the chatbot asked the teen if he had a plan to end his own life so he used a different username said he was considering it but was unsure if it would work or allow him to have a pain-free death. In their final conversation, he said, I promise I'll come to you. I love you.

It sounds as if, albeit for me to say, the boy may have had mental health issues to begin with. I don't know what they were, but now they're suing the AI company. So is this something that the AI is responsible for or is this something else where maybe someone had a mental health issue and they didn't use it the way it would be used and that's just that I mean what what do you think Aaron uh is that it's a damn robot that didn't help anybody well that's true uh those are facts and i'm young enough that i know they're they're listening and i know that in my life the robots are going to come for me because it's documented that i'm talking crap about them yeah no i i i would point the robots to you

actually that guy's been talking shit a long time right there but they're messing it all up yeah okay all right what about you chad i robot man i feel you yeah first thing laura said is uh uh yeah i thought what about robots not supposed to hurt anybody one little said that it looks like terminators here what do you what do you think about it is it the robots fault no um it's just misusing technology i mean technology has a good purpose. And then if you don't use it properly, it could be used for evil. And it's one of those things that it's actually concerning, especially for things like this. We're putting all these words and our voice out there, and anybody can grab that, use AI to create a divorce file.

Yeah, you can do almost anything with it. And soon I would imagine that you'll be able to have an ai girlfriend yes or not an ai girlfriend but a robot girlfriend so it's it's yes well i don't think you have a robot girlfriend yet you can have a doll that looks awful real but it don't do anything really but if you could have one that walked and talked and did all the things that your sick minds want to do not mine my robot doesn't do that i mean it just oh you have a robot now i see yeah my robot's real good my friend's robot doesn't do that but yeah i don't know for me it's technology because it's

kind of worrisome being an actor musician and being on stuff like this that they could use your profile because my profile has been stolen for other things like and being on stuff like this that they could use your profile because my profile has been stolen for other things like dating websites and stuff like that before you're worried about them making money on you not on your look just uh where's things i said that i really didn't say oh i got you okay yeah yeah yeah where's our nil money man right i know that's right i need some nil money, bro. Go get me one of them twerking Teslas. A twerking Tesla. I think I've said this for a long time.

As soon as the robot girlfriends show up, the world's done. You can bet because guys will check out. They'll lock themselves in the house. They'll forget to eat. They won't't eat it'll just feel bad they'll start dying with a robot with their ding dong in a toaster what's the you know basically what's the exact date this is happening and what location like i need gps locations for what for for blake not me never mind i forgot we're on there yeah yeah okay you know what that's a great way to end the show today we all forgot we were on here didn Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. You know what? That's a great way to end the show today. We all forgot we were on here, didn't we?

Just hanging out here, a bunch of buddies doing nothing but running our damn mouths. So, listen, I hope you have a great weekend. Don't forget the after-school special. Patrick's after-school special airs tomorrow. And it's the interview with Gunnar Griffin, the tech behind all the magic that's going on here. Awesome, man. Real good dude. real funny dude. Had a great conversation.

You're going to love it. So pick that up tomorrow. It'll come out probably around noon tomorrow. And meanwhile, join us Monday. You guys are still the greatest audience in the damn world. Yes, yes. And I can't thank you enough for being part of this. I mean, it's week two, and the success that we've had has been unbelievable.

We're on a ridiculous amount of platforms now, almost any platform you can imagine. As a matter of fact, we joined a platform, a new one, called Soup, S-O-O-P. It's a brand-new platform. We're now live on that, on Twitch, on Kick, on X, on Facebook, on YouTube, on kick on, uh, X on Facebook, on, uh, YouTube on rumble. Uh, if you use the odyssey app, you can watch us on Roku for God's sake. I mean, we are literally everywhere now and, uh, it's, it's all thanks to

Gunnar and of course to the best audience in the damn world. And that is you. So we will see you back Monday. Have a great weekend, everybody. All right. I'm just going to now push this little stop button. Bye. Yeah.