Patrick and the People - 10/28/2024 Patrick and the People - LIVE!

Episode Date: November 2, 2024

Guests: Chad Sledge, Ronnie James...

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Let's go Good morning, it is Patrick and the people, baby What is going on? Yeah, it's Monday, let's get through it together, huh? Good Monday morning Yeah, what's up, Ronnie James? Hey, baby Ronnie James in the house Let's get through it together, huh? Good Monday morning. Yeah. What's up, Ronnie James? Hey, baby. Ronnie James in the house, baby. What's going on, man? Hey, baby. What's happening with you today? Did you have a good weekend? I had
Starting point is 00:00:53 a great weekend. Yeah. What'd y'all do? Oh, I did a hungout, but I did a lot of website building. Did you? Yeah. Man, that is tedious work, isn't it's scary no that's why i have a gunny that's why i got one what's going on with you chad how you doing man i'm doing great man how about yourself man great did you get some piercings in over the weekend yeah i got some in by the way did you how many uh piercings a day do you think you get in on average? On a good day, about 15. 15 of them. Wow, that is a good day.
Starting point is 00:01:33 Man, that's pretty good. That's like barber good. Yeah, you just keep bringing them in, man. I try, man. I try. Oh, that's awesome. That's awesome. Well, I hope everybody had a great weekend.
Starting point is 00:01:44 I know I did. I enjoyed my weekend quite a bit. I got a little chill time in on Sunday, which was nice. And here we are. Lots of stuff going on. First of all, big thanks to all the listeners. Our numbers on the streaming are amazing. Our numbers on YouTube are amazing and growing. We got video content up on TikTok now. We're starting to add that. And those numbers kind of went stupid over the weekend. So a lot of the Trump impersonator videos, yeah, they've done really, really well for us. And so that's awesome, man. And we got a few new things up our sleeves. I was telling you guys
Starting point is 00:02:27 about these. Take a look at, let me kill this real quick and take a look at the, for example, this one. You know what, as a real estate agent, putting you with the right mortgage person is critical. One of my favorites to work with is Josh Taylor at AMC Mortgage. And I'll tell you why. A lot of guys out there are stiff. They treat you like a number. Josh treats you like a friend. He's going to work through with you on everything you need. He just got a pair of my clients into a home with $500 total. Yeah. Paid the closing and the down payment costs all covered in there. I'm not saying that's what you're going to get, but I'm saying that's how good he is. Check him out.
Starting point is 00:03:11 Give him a call. 351-2579. It's Josh Taylor at AMC Mortgage. If you're looking for a local mortgage guy, that's one that I recommend. Yeah, right there, man. That's how we're doing it now. Yeah, getting them produced up, right there, man. That's how we're doing it now. Yeah, getting them produced up, looking better, smoother. Yeah, so a big thanks to Gunnar.
Starting point is 00:03:31 He worked really tirelessly over the weekend to get several of those put together for us and appreciate that. And, man, I appreciate everybody out there. I'll tell you what, got a message this morning from one of the listeners. everybody out there. I'll tell you what, got a message this morning from one of the listeners, and let me just tell you that she said, that's why I chose to play Josh's, because she sent a message, her name's Kelly, said, hey, Patrick, 20-year listener here, first or second show, you mentioned someone by the name of Josh. He was first in first-time homebuyer loans and rural grants. I lost the number and need to talk to someone like that. Well, I sent Kelly Josh's information and now they're connecting up and that's how it works around here. So it is, it's
Starting point is 00:04:12 great. It, you know, it just shows that it works. And if you're a business out there and you're looking for some great advertising, this is a great place to do it. And the, uh, the cost is stupid cheap. So get involved in that. Let's do some news here. No one talk to me until I have my coffee. Honey! Never mind! All right. Let's talk about who's outrun the Grim Reaper.
Starting point is 00:04:39 Yeah, right. Dennis Franz. You might remember him from NYPD Blue or City of Angels. He's 79. Yeah. You had Jamie Girtz. Less than NYPD Blue or City of Angels. He's 79. Yeah. You had Jamie Girtz, less than zero. A whole bunch of movies.
Starting point is 00:04:50 58. Lauren Holly, once married to Jim Carrey. She's 60. You might know her from Dumb and Dumber or lots of other things. Let's see who else here. Joaquin Phoenix is 48. That's a weird dude. Yeah, he is. He is. He's a weird dude. Yeah, he is he is he's a weird dude
Starting point is 00:05:07 Remember he it's some kind of performance art where he became a rapper for like two years It was real weird just some kind of I don't know what the hell was going on with him It was terrible by the way. He is a weird character. Yes. He is a weird character. He is. He is a weird character. Julia Roberts is 55. You know her from everything. Yeah. Daphne Zuniga is 60 from Melrose Place. Never watched it. Don't know anything about it.
Starting point is 00:05:35 Me neither. Musicians, Ben Harper, 53. Frank Ocean, 35. Brad Paisley is 50. And that's all of that. Let's talk about the news that you give a damn about. McDonald's. Health officials say the number of E. coli cases is up to 75,
Starting point is 00:05:55 but the CDC said the outbreak has impacted people in 13 states. One person in Colorado died. Now McDonald's removed its quarter pounder at about a fifth of the locations, but it will now resume sales because testing ruled out the beef. It was the onions that were causing the problem, and now they're no longer working with that grower. So we get no onions on our quarter pounder? Well, you'll get different onions from another source.
Starting point is 00:06:24 Onions are death. It's not good for your breath anyway. I like onions. They're disgusting. Gen Xers have been right all along about one thing. This is true. I've been saying it a long time, and you know that. Playing in dirt and mud, guess what it does?
Starting point is 00:06:42 Helps build your kid's immunity. Stop keeping them out of the dirt. You're the problem. This is why they're gluten allergy, because you won't let your kid get in the damn dirt. So in the last few years, data on the connection between dirt play and the probability of getting allergies and autoimmune disease found that mud and dirt expose kids to microorganisms, which helps with immune training yeah I believe it yeah researchers say exposure to an array of microbes teaches the kids immune system to differentiate destructive microbes versus mild ones kids not exposed to that are more likely to what have over sensitive
Starting point is 00:07:19 immune systems you're making them pussies. Stop it. Stop it. Snoop Dogg is living his best life and spreading joy in surprising ways. Saturday night, the Dogfather posted a video of himself crashing a party bus on X. The partiers were shocked as Snoop got them hyped up while smoking a Blizzy. Dogs ain't nothing but a G thing was blaring. popped off after about a minute leaving the writers in a pretty good mood they got lifted yeah the Netflix series building the band is on pause because of Lee and Heath Liam Payne's death the upcoming show features Pussycat Dolls alum Nicole Scheringer,
Starting point is 00:08:06 Destiny's Child singer Kelly Rowland, along with Payne. It's a bunch of pop stars you don't care about, let's be honest. A book's been returned to the library in New Jersey more than 100 years after it was due back. Wow. A woman clearing out her bookshelf in Colorado
Starting point is 00:08:22 came across a copy of Shakespeare's Life of King Henry V, which her grandmother had given her in 1955. A library card in the book said it was due back to the Patterson Public Library February 1st of 1923, so Granny was a thief. Yeah. The person's name on the card who checked it out was not recognized by the woman who found it. the car who checked it out was not recognized by the woman who found it. After it was returned, the library generously waived the 10 cent a day late fee, which is $3,900. Goodness. Right? All right, let's see. Okay, so one week from tomorrow, Americans go to the polls. I think they're already going everywhere I see. You'll be choosing your next president. You know who
Starting point is 00:09:03 the candidates are. Vice President Kamala Harris focused her attention on the battleground state of Pennsylvania yesterday, held a rally at a community basketball arena and spoke to a church in West Philly, telling supporters if Trump wins, America will have a president who's full of grievance. Former President Trump had a sold-out capacity crowd at Madison Square Garden in New York City where a large list of people appeared on stage to support him. And, you know, no matter what you think, you have to admit this. When I looked at the lineup of the people who were speaking at this rally, you know, RFK, Tulsi Gabbard, you know, all of these people that you wouldn't necessarily think to see in this particular room together.
Starting point is 00:09:48 Yeah. At the same thing. You know, it is really an interesting situation right now. Pennsylvania, during a press conference, Lancaster County announced they'd identified what they said were signs of voter fraud. said were signs of voter fraud. Ray Agostino with the Lancaster County Board of Elections said that two separate batches of voter applications were dropped off at their office before last Monday's registration deadline, totaling 2,500 applications. The district attorney said the investigators had found that 60 percent of the forms they reviewed were fraudulent. She also said two other unnamed counties in Pennsylvania are reviewing similar batches of applications, saying it appears to be an organized effort at this point. Hold on one second.
Starting point is 00:10:39 Let's see. I've got some cheating going on. Well, something was happening, wasn't it? Damn sure was. This wasn't a very Gouda thing to do. Naked chef Jamie Oliver posted on Instagram asking his 10.5 million followers to help solve what he called the great cheese robbery, telling his followers to look out for a truckload of very posh cheese. to look out for a truckload of very posh cheese.
Starting point is 00:11:07 Almost 1,000 wheels of artisanal cheddar cheese were stolen by con artists posing as a wholesale distributor for a major French retailer. The cheese was gone before the company realized it had been scammed. Detectives from Scotland Yard and international authorities are searching for the thief or thieves. Yeah, with that much cheese, just look for the constipated people. Yeah, right. Good Lord.
Starting point is 00:11:29 Okay. Let's see. A woman accused of killing her boyfriend by zipping him in a briefcase. Yes. Was found guilty of second-degree murder. She originally told detectives she and her boyfriend, Jorge, were playing hide-and-seek. Yeah, right. When she suggested he get in the suitcase. told detectives she and her boyfriend Jorge were playing hide and seek. Yeah right when she
Starting point is 00:11:45 suggested he get in the suitcase. He's an idiot by the way for getting in the suitcase. Wow. Anyway she was charged with murder after detectives found videos on her phone showing Torres yelling he couldn't breathe from inside the suitcase. In one of the videos she says yeah that's what you do when you choke me yeah she's going to be sent to sentence december 2nd it was a really crazy video i mean the dude was folded up in a damn suitcase man it was crazy yeah yeah i don't know if it was second degree it looked like it was pretty premeditated premeditated his ass in a suitcase and didn't let him out and she was eating and i you know i don't know if he was bound in there or why he couldn't break out of a suitcase.
Starting point is 00:12:29 I'm wondering, why did he get in it? I don't know, but I'll tell you what. If I were that suitcase company, I would certainly advertise, look, you can't even break out of this. Yeah. Yeah. A 63-year-old guy arrested last week after he punched a poll worker at an early voting site in Texas after the worker asked him to take off his Trump ball cap. Uh-oh.
Starting point is 00:12:50 He initially complied, cast his ballot, and put his hat back on. When he was informed it was still illegal to wear political items inside a polling place, Jesse Lutzenberger turned and threw several punches at the face of the 69-year-old poll worker as he was being escorted out. He was booked into jail as he should be. Hold on a second. Is anybody, where's that beeping coming from? It's from over there. Is it? You hearing it? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:19 No, I'll solve it in a minute. It just needs to be muted sometime. After Israel's retaliatory strike against Iran didn't involve Tehran's oil and nuclear facilities, oil prices have tumbled over $3 a barrel. The price of crude dropped 4.4% to $72 a barrel, while West Texas Intermediate dropped to about $68 a barrel. And let's see. SpaceX Dragon capsule splashed down Friday carrying four NASA astronauts.
Starting point is 00:13:48 One of them had what was called a medical incident. As a result, the unnamed astronaut was taken to a Florida hospital for an overnight stay. The good news, the crew announced over the weekend the astronauts were released. He's in good health and will resume normal post-flight reconditioning. That has to be that reconditioning. That has to be that reconditioning when you've been up at the space station for a long time. Yeah. You know? Yeah. Yeah. They readjust you back to Earth. We kind of like got to reset. Yeah. Yeah. Hold on. I'm looking to see what they're saying. Okay. Somebody said they can barely hear. What are they barely
Starting point is 00:14:22 hearing? The mics are up pretty loud here. Do we need to talk louder? Is that better? Is that coming through a little more clearly? Do we need to get on the mic? Yeah, get on the mic. Speaking of, let's move on with this. Colin Farrell, he did a charity marathon over the weekend. Oh, wow.
Starting point is 00:14:42 Yeah, and what he did is he pushed someone in a wheelchair the entire marathon. Wow. That's pretty cool. I don't even. Impressive. Well, it is impressive. I don't want to run at all, much less run pushing someone else in a wheelchair. That's a lot of work. All right. So congratulations to him for having that level of stamina. But let me just tell you the story. This past weekend, he completed the Irish Life Dublin Marathon alongside his friend Emma Fogarty. She lives with a disease that puts her in a wheelchair. Farrell pushed her. She's Ireland's longest survivor with this disease. He pushed her in her wheelchair across the finish line to raise funds for people affected
Starting point is 00:15:24 by the condition. Said she epitomizes bravery. She's what courage and determination are all about. Farrell's really getting a lot of positive press right now for his role as the Penguin. Yeah, I like him. Yeah, I like him. I didn't watch that show, but they say it's very Sopranos-like. Like gangster.
Starting point is 00:15:43 Yeah. Yeah, they say it's less DC and more Sopranos, like gangster yeah yeah yeah yeah they say it's less DC and more Sopranos which makes me kind of intrigued to watch it all right you know what I mean okay uh let's see here what else we got okay that damn beep's gonna get me do you know who Lily Allen is by the way you know Lily Allen is pop pop star i have no idea ronnie no no okay well she's a pop star uh but who needs music if you can sell pics of your feet no at least that's the case for lily allen who said that her only fans career is better than her singing career wow yes she took to x friday to share she's making more money selling feet pictures yeah feet pictures on only fans than the royalty she's getting from spotify dubby now i don't know if that's no man right worse about spotify or better
Starting point is 00:16:34 about her feet while promoting her feet pics on exit troll responded imagine being one of the biggest pop stars in europe then being reduced to this. Oh, God. Alan clapped back here. And imagine being an artist having nearly 8 million monthly listeners on Spotify, but earning more money from having 1,000 people subscribe to pictures of your feet. Don't hate the play or hate the game. That is wild, man. Yeah. Hey, don't hate the play or hate the game.
Starting point is 00:17:00 Look, if I could sell pictures of my feet, that's all I'd do. Man. That's all I'd do is close up. So you get toe jam pictures, toenail scrapies. You get it all, baby. No dry-ass heel that needs lotion on it. You know what I'm talking about. Let's do a little sports here. The World Series headed to the Bronx.
Starting point is 00:17:20 The Yankees find themselves down a major hole, two to nothing in the best of seven, but Friday night's contest had everything a fan could want in a World Series game. Solid pitching from both teams took the game to extra innings with a 2-2 tie. In the top of the 10th, the Yankees pulled ahead 3-2, but the Dodgers answered big time thanks to a walk-off grand slam off the bat of Freddie Freeman, which gave LA a 6-3 win. First time in the series history that a game ended with a grand slam.
Starting point is 00:17:50 And you know that, dude. Freddie feel like a baller. You couldn't tell Freddie shit over the weekend, bro. Freddie was like, you can't tell me nothing, bro. A grand slam that shit. Yeah, he did. Let's see. Game two, Yoshinobu Yamamoto led the way,
Starting point is 00:18:09 pitching a 6.1-inning gem en route to a 4-2 Dodgers win. Tommy Edmond, Teoscar Hernandez, and Freddie Freeman all homered to help L.A. get that win, and the bullpen did the rest. Now, oddsmakers have the Dodgers as heavy favorites to win it. And let's see, game three has a first pitch time of 808 Eastern time tonight. And guess what? Where's it played? Ohio Tani cleared to play. I know everybody was worried because he partially dislocated his shoulder. I think sliding into base or something. Yeah. Look, this dude is a badass. Man, he's insane.
Starting point is 00:18:45 This dude partially dislocates his shoulder and he's back. And he's still going to come out and just smoke it tonight. He's like, yeah, no, I'm going to smoke your ass anyway. I don't care. Yeah. Okay. NCAA football. This weekend's Slady game saw a lot of top 25 teams go down, but only one of those losses
Starting point is 00:19:02 is a real upset. Number one, Oregon trounced number 20, Illinois, 38-9. Number five, Texas got by 25, Vanderbilt, 27-24. Look, Vandy is real this year, aren't they? I mean, Vandy is surprisingly doing well. The Commodores are not a great football team in history. And I think they're doing better than we are, aren't they? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:27 Then again, everybody is, right? Texas A&M, number 14, upset at number 8, LSU, 38-23. And number 12, Notre Dame beat up Navy. And Alabama finally did something. They shut out number 21, Missouri, 34-0. did something. They shut out number 21 Missouri 34 to nothing. The top 25 Oregon, Georgia, Penn State,
Starting point is 00:19:48 Ohio State, and Miami, Florida top that five. Major League Baseball's first test of their new check swing technology proved to be successful. I've seen it. That's wild. Have you seen how they're doing it?
Starting point is 00:20:02 I haven't. The system being rolled out in Arizona Fall League and was used last Tuesday in a game between the Scottsdale Scorpions and Salt River Rafters. You know the minors have much better names. Currently in the big leagues, the check swing rule states if a team's manager or catcher questions the ump's call, they can request help from the first or third based umpire, and that umps decision is the final word. The new system is camera-aided, which adds another level of review. The manager or camera will still ask for help on the call, but if there's a
Starting point is 00:20:35 disagreement, a challenge could be called, and a video review would be activated to see if the bat crossed the 45-degree threshold. Players were told 10 minutes before the game the tech was being used and that a check swing would likely be called a swing simply to try out the technology. Mets prospect Drew Gilbert had the notable distinction of being the first player for whom the tech was used, and his check swing was overturned from a strike to a ball. And after over 300 employees of the Tampa Bay Lightning organization were able to benefit from Jeff Benick's sale of his majority stake in the team, his share of the Lightning went for $1.8 billion. Of that money, $20 million went to
Starting point is 00:21:18 bonuses for full-time members of the Benick Sports Group. Reportedly, each of those workers were told they'd be getting between $50,000 and $66,000 in recognition of their hard work and dedication. Hey, that's a good little bonus right there. Is that not a good bonus? That's a damn good bonus. Yeah. All right. And finally, right here, and this is brutal, man. Just brutal. There's a good reason why Robert Whitaker tapped out just a split second after Cosmite Chimay applied a devastating face crank to end their fight at UFC 308. Following the pay-per-view, Daniel Cormier showed off a gruesome photo that Whitaker sent him showing off the damage from the submission. He broke his tooth, literally dislocated his jaw in a matter of two seconds.
Starting point is 00:22:09 He forced his bottom teeth backwards. Into his jaw. Into his jaw. Oh, my God. Oh, it's terrible. Yeah. Absolutely terrible, man. I mean, it looks like he was curb stomped by Edward Norton in American History X.
Starting point is 00:22:25 That's what I thought about when I seen that picture. Yeah, I mean, can you imagine? I would have, man, I would have submitted instant. I mean, two seconds it took to do that. Two seconds, man. You can't even brush his teeth today. You know what I'm saying? Let's do something different here.
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Starting point is 00:24:08 That's 496-6633. Or go to robertson-law-firm.com. All right. Let's read some of your comments here coming in from social media. Kristen said, good morning. Good morning, Kristen. Ben Hubbard said, good morning. Good morning, Kristen. Ben Hubbard said, good morning. Doug Peck. What's up, Doug?
Starting point is 00:24:28 Doug said, audio sounding good. Well, thank you. I appreciate that feedback. Let's see. Darren said, yo, yo, what up, guys? What's up, Reagan? Yeah, man. He's been in the music scene forever. He's also a great contractor. Great guy. Snoop Dogg,
Starting point is 00:24:44 the SideQuest quest champion that's what alex johnson said uh what up southern heritage beard company llc in the house watching what up brian how you doing buddy yeah southern heritage beer company uh volume all the way up barely hear you carrie said barely hear you i don't know volumes uh volumes up yeah maybe turn your volume up i'm not sure tina said good morning guys donna said peeping from sherwood good morning carmen said i hear everyone great christian's audio is great thank you good uh jeremy said good morning guys love your work thanks man uh i can even hear ronnie today so it's a good day lol thank you crystal said good morning all right um a couple things here to talk about
Starting point is 00:25:27 and i think this is just a um man this is a wild story and um i don't even know let me just start sharing there's an only fans creator and this is 2024 this story is 2024 in a nutshell right here is 2024 in a nutshell right here my only fans creator lillian lily phillips she recently made waves online by sharing her experience of being intimate with 101 men in a span of 14 hours documenting the entire process in a viral TikTok series because of course. Phillip showed off her messy bed, exhausted expression, bitten lips, and most importantly, an unapologetic attitude, it says. She said, I'm so achy, but said she enjoyed the experience. In a series of videos posted, she does a walkthrough of her bedroom, shows off the space.
Starting point is 00:26:30 Earlier, she had posted about an episode in which she claimed to have had intimate encounters with 23 men in a single day. Later, she went on to tease inviting 100 more menfolk to join her. Despite backlash and trolling, she said, I'm not telling other girls to do it, but I enjoyed it. Nothing to be ashamed of. Her stance challenges, it says says social norms around sexuality what do you think doing 101 in 14 hours does that challenge social norms 101 man look you could put Mike Tyson in there and beat that thing up more what are you talking about that thing was crying it's like i'm gonna follow uh she said the event wasn't about seeking validation or encouraging others to follow her footsteps it seemed more about owning her personal choices and embracing her desires
Starting point is 00:27:17 without guilt i'm just a girl this is my life yeah okay downtown the viral story has sparked widespread debate with reactions ranging from support to outrage for many her openness represents a growing shift dismantling shame around a woman's sexuality look let me tell you something um 101 in 14 hours man woman beast that's not about being open about your sexuality or changing norms that's a freak nugget yeah okay that's what's going on here that is wackadoo yeah that is some man come on yeah uh do you want to be number 101 by the way no is that where you want to be in the line there jed man you still got you still got got energy left oh you still got got a little energy yeah yeah come on Jed get in here get it done uh she has a following of uh more than four million on Instagram it says while she posed her video clips on the OnlyFans she's seen
Starting point is 00:28:19 spamming her followers with pictures on Instagram um she said yeah if it's something i'm comfortable with and happy about why should anyone care yeah okay well that's a fair question why should anyone care chad yes you do you no no 101 did her yeah how about you ronnie what do you think should uh do we care is it does it matter what does it matter? It doesn't matter. I thought she was trying to break a record or something. Yeah, that's what I heard. That's what I was... No, I don't even think she's close to the record.
Starting point is 00:28:51 Oh, really? Yeah. I believe that was broken by your mom. Oh! Oh, I'm sorry. Hold on. There it is. Whoa.
Starting point is 00:29:03 I'm sorry. I was there. I apologize. I was there. I apologize. Damn. Let's move to this one. Everybody has fantasies. Doesn't mean they want to talk about them. A new survey. Well, she does.
Starting point is 00:29:18 Right. A new survey from the dating app Flur, whatever that is. Flur, Flurry, I don't know. Finds 95% of people admit to being at least somewhat kinky. Well, sure. 60% are too embarrassed or worried to share their desires with their partner. Well, who are you going to share them with then?
Starting point is 00:29:38 Kinks are a natural part of sexuality. Yeah, blah, blah, blah. We know that. According to a poll of 2,000 adults, half admit being afraid their partner would react badly if they knew the truth about their fantasies. Is your fantasy 101 guys? Yeah, right? That might be.
Starting point is 00:29:56 Don't tell me that one. Do not tell me that one. That may be why 60% say they're hesitant to reveal their sex wish list to their partner. It's never going to be fulfilled if you don't ask. Another 20% feel they can't trust their bedroom buddy to not kiss and tell. As a result, 37% of people would happily sign a non-disclosure agreement before starting a new relationship to make sure their secret stays safe. More than 40% confess that a lack of full disclosure negatively impacts their relationship.
Starting point is 00:30:32 Why are you not telling? I mean, is 2024 not the year you just put it out there? I mean, you can just put it on your profile picture. Just list all the freaky kinks you got. Nobody's even going to question it, man. They got only fans now. Yeah, just go over there i mean over there yeah uh public sex one of the most popular kinks 50 say they kind of get turned on by the idea uh threesome popular as well 49 say they're curious about having one well let me tell you this set your boundaries appropriately yeah
Starting point is 00:31:05 because if you don't yeah it's not nearly as fun as you think somebody's feelings get hurt okay somebody's feelings are in the way foot fetish is also popular as demonstrated earlier by lily allen making more than she's making off her eight million spotify downloads uh one in seven admit to having a foot fetish wow um you know i mean i just don't i don't get that i don't either i i you know i just i don't know maybe it's just because you like to sniff them up i'm not really sure what that is i mean but good for you hey if you're down with feet if that does it for you hey hey that's an easy one there you go you know there are some trickier places to go than feet yeah you could be
Starting point is 00:31:50 a toad sucker a one a toe or a toe sucker toad sucker yeah well i mean that's that's right in there with the foot fetish i think running a second of the toes it belongs in there the toad sucker all right one more and And I do think, look, and we do avoid a lot of political talk here just because I don't want to. But I do think this is funny enough to talk about. A new advertisement by a group supporting Democrat candidates shows a man in the commercial.
Starting point is 00:32:22 You know he's masturbating,ating okay he's interrupted by a fictional republican who informs the man the gop has just banned porn nationwide it was posted to x um it shows a young man in his room watching porn on his phone and he's suddenly interrupted by a guy who introduces himself as a republican congressman informs him he's suddenly interrupted by a guy who introduces himself as a Republican congressman and informs him he's breaking the law. He's like, what the hell, man? How'd you get in here? He says, I'm your Republican congressman.
Starting point is 00:32:54 Now that we're in charge, we're banning porn nationwide. He said, man, you can't tell me what to do. Get out of my bedroom. He said, I won the election, so it's my decision. He says, anybody else find it ironic? The party, uh, anyway, it goes into, you know, whatever it says, but I think that's a, a crazy outlandish, but funny concept of a commercial. It sounds like an SNL skit to me. That's pretty wild.
Starting point is 00:33:19 Yeah. No, it's that, you know what, that if you use humor, you can do a lot more and You can accomplish a lot more. You can teach a lot of people, man. Yeah, a lot more. That's why I enjoy trolling the world with the Trump impersonator. That was pretty cool. It was great. What was weird is seeing the people who got mad.
Starting point is 00:33:40 Before they even watch it, they're mad. They're not mad after. They were mad before. I had one message me and go, well, this is why I'm not going to be around anymore. I was like, did you watch it? Did you realize
Starting point is 00:33:56 it was an impersonator? Honestly, swear to God, if you stop and think about it, look at Joe Rogan. You think that I would turn down the real Kamala harris the real anybody oh if they walked in this door right now yeah and say can i sit down i will sit your ass down right here let's go why wouldn't i do that let's go why would i not definitely that's it's a ratings dream man what are you talking about i guarantee you when all is said and done,
Starting point is 00:34:26 you don't have to like the guy, I don't care, but I guarantee you Joe Rogan's interview will be the most watched interview Joe Rogan's ever done. Three hours. Three hours, yeah. Yeah, Joe Rogan said, he said, you know what was crazy about it? He said, the dude's just like crazy focused.
Starting point is 00:34:44 He said he came in, he didn't pee before or after, didn't drink any water. So he talked for three hours straight and could have kept going. He said the man is, he's a comedian. Yeah, no. You know, he knows his stuff. No, he does. He's not messed up in the head. Well, I mean, you know, who knows?
Starting point is 00:35:07 You know, I mean, some would say right here let me alarm myself there see that how that goes up and down now i figured out how to control it you know what it is it's not using the bleep button because it stays loud all the time yeah it's just that one button uh okay so uh little doggy says morning fellas is mike woodall good morning good morning uh kelly said that doesn't help the dating scene now i wonder if they were part of the 101 no you're right kelly you're gonna have to ask every guy you meet were you one of the 101 that wound up on that because that's crazy man let's do something different brought to you by that gunk in the back of your throat that gunk in the back of your throat some today all right let's talk uh a little bit of celebrity stuff right here that's going on uh first of all uh Jerry Springer Show.
Starting point is 00:36:11 And this is kind of an interesting story because it's going to be covered in a new docuseries. And were you a Springer fan? Did you watch Jerry Springer? Not really. Not really. How about yourself? Oh, I did. I loved Trainwrecks.
Starting point is 00:36:22 Man, I loved it too, man. I mean, and what's crazy is I think that, wasn't he a mayor ofago yes somewhere somewhere i don't know somewhere though springer yeah i believe he was mayor of chicago for uh some length of time yeah and uh but before he you know went into doing what he does and uh so now they're going to do a documentary series about jerry springer kind of behind the scenes everything that went on and to me that sounds like something i definitely would watch um because that show was crazy man yeah yeah i mean he was the og reality show guy think about it because he would bring these people on and just encourage him to scrap it out more or less you know and clear the stage out like all right go at it yeah yeah yeah no they would man you know and they'd let him go for a minute pull some hair like a big 300 pound girl and like a a real 120 pound dude and she's like throwing him all over
Starting point is 00:37:17 the stage yeah beating his ass you know you loved it the only one I like as well as the Maury ones, you are the father. The father. And all them guys are like, no. What about Robert Downey Jr.? What about him? Oh, back in the day. Back in the day. The screaming guy.
Starting point is 00:37:35 The big mouth. Cigarette smoker. Yeah. Oh, Robert Downey Jr. Oh, Robert. No, no, no. Morton Downey. Oh, it was Morton Downey.
Starting point is 00:37:42 Morton Downey Jr. Yeah, is who that was. Yeah, I hadn't thought about that dude in forever, man. Oh, it was Morton Downey. Morton Downey Jr. Yeah, is who that was. Yeah, I hadn't thought about that dude in forever, man. Man, he was big, wasn't he? He was. He was for a minute. Yeah, him and a guy named Donahue. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:37:54 Bill Donahue. Who was the one that got hit in the face with a chair? Oh, that was Geraldo. Geraldo. Geraldo. Yeah. Broke his nose. Yeah, I think Geraldo got
Starting point is 00:38:05 the clan on when that happened, right? Yeah, it was something crazy. It was. He got into a brawl on stage. He's had a lot of things happen. Or was it him that was talking to a wrestler
Starting point is 00:38:22 and said, isn't it fake? And he goes, is this fake? Bam! that was talking to a wrestler and said, well, he slapped the shit out of him. Isn't that fake? Isn't that fake? And he goes, is this fake? Bam! He smacked him, yeah. No, smacked the hell out of him, man.
Starting point is 00:38:35 Yeah, that's wild. That's crazy. And then he, I don't know if you remember this, but, and this was probably late 80s, early, it had to be in the 90s, really. It was sometime maybe the late 90s because they had found Al Capone's vault. Oh, yeah. They teased it. They talked about it for a month straight.
Starting point is 00:38:53 They were going to open Al Capone's vault and it was a bunch of shit. It was like going to a storage unit and it was all crap. Like this is it. This is it. It was like a yard sale. There was nothing. Yeah, they were hoping to find weapons and this and that and they didn't find diddly squat it nearly i think it nearly killed his career to be honest with you it it was uh it was pretty bad for that dude at that point that may have been the low point in his career i don't know yeah i think it was yeah
Starting point is 00:39:21 who is your favorite uh do you have a a favorite uh talk show host of those kind that you used to really uh watch all the time or like um man it was him actually yeah at one point in time you know here lately i i you know i wish he just shut up but um no it was him though i mean i was really really interested in him okay all right uh what about you man did you uh springer was like watching he was your wf man yeah it was like an extinction of that universe they should have made made it together that would have been even better yeah uh here's here's another thing going on right now uh james franco the actor said he's grateful he was canceled.
Starting point is 00:40:09 He said it gave him time to reassess himself and get his life together. Sicko. I guess that's what you would say if you got, I'm grateful. But do you think, is he really rehabilitated? Well, I'm talking about how much money he probably lost. He can't be that grateful. You know, like. Well, that's true, too.
Starting point is 00:40:24 Yeah. He lost a lot of money. You know, he had. No. Well, he quit making quit making i mean he's been out of the limelight for i don't know a few years i think him and seth had talks in 20 years no him and seth rogan are not friends he's not friends anymore he said we had a good 20-year run yeah yeah yeah well seth rogan couldn't get himself any further from james fr all that came out. Yeah, I imagine. And they were friends for a long time, obviously. You know, several movies together. Pineapple Express. They kind of came up together.
Starting point is 00:40:53 Yeah, yeah. It's a great movie. Yeah, Pineapple Express is a good movie. You like that movie? Yeah, I love that movie. Pretty funny movie. Yeah, it was. It was a decent one.
Starting point is 00:41:00 I did not love the interview that much. That's the one where they went after kim jong-un i guess to assassin yeah yeah yeah i remember that that was it was weird now the one i do love is this is the end oh i love that movie right there is if you've never seen that run do not walk and get that that movie is insanity michael cera plays a cokehead who's out of control and it's amazing like he's so against his type yeah in that uh in that movie it's such a great danny mcbride is great in that i love danny mcbride everybody was good in that movie yeah i love kenny powers yeah he's got some of the best quotes. Yeah, he does.
Starting point is 00:41:47 Eastbound and down. Awesome, man. They need to bring that back to Netflix. They really do. It really is great. I'm trying to re-watch it, and it's not on Netflix anymore. I'll tell you what you can probably catch now, and you should catch, is The Righteous Gemstone.
Starting point is 00:42:01 Have you watched that yet? Oh, my God. The Righteous Gemstone. It's an A-list cast, too. And Dannycbride is the i would say the main star and he writes it you know but uh john goodman is the dad and he is uh they're all hit they're they're it's a mega church it's a mega church it's a religious yeah yeah so john goodman danny mcBride's one of the sons. Adam Zahn is one of the sons. I don't remember who plays Judy, the daughter. She's insanely good.
Starting point is 00:42:32 And it's just an amazing cast of people in it that are awesome. If you have not watched it, it's one of those shows where it's very farcical, but somehow you're still invested in the storyline. it's very farcical but somehow you're still invested in the storyline uh so it's really just a great great show to watch if you're looking for something new to stream now what what do you what do you watch lately that's been hot ronnie uh the news no i can't watch that shit man what are you talking about i really ain't got nothing else going on in your life i really don't get enough news much tv no i can understand i do i do some youtube but i don't do much yeah television shows or anything hey bradley goodwin said ronnie where's your cowboy hat uh it's at the house yeah yeah no i
Starting point is 00:43:18 love that picture of ronnie that's my favorite all-time picture when he sent me two pictures i could use for his headshot. And I was like, Ronnie, you know which one of those I'm picking, right? It's AI Ronnie who's ripped to hell with a cowboy hat on. Looks like he ain't had a wrinkle his whole life. His face is smooth as a baby's ass, man. I was like, man, that is the best. I wish that were my headshot.
Starting point is 00:43:42 Oh, man. It's crazy, man. That's a great photo. Oh, ladyshot oh man it's crazy man that's a great that's a great photo oh lady did that did she that's a pretty good one man it's a pretty good one all right let's uh let's switch some gears here man listen what else you got to do in the morning all right let's try this on do you live or work in conway and are you a vaper? Yeah, listen, stop going to crappy gas stations to get your vapes. Go to Crazy J's. They've got two locations in Conway, every kind of flavor you can imagine. Not only that, but if you love the electric lettuce, and who doesn't,
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Starting point is 00:45:02 coming to you, but you don't want to have to fight with everybody to get it. Just get Kristen to do the work for you. Go to rigginlaw.com. When you have questions, you have concerns about an inheritance, about anything like that, rigginlaw.com is the solution. Check them out. Yeah, that's smooth, isn't it? How that transitions in. Yeah, Gunner did a great, great job on that. Gunner is the man. Man, he's a god amongst men, y'all, for real. All right, so let's talk a little bit about this before we get to wackadoos in the news here in a little bit. The Arctic. Now, this article comes out. Let me just tell you where it comes out.
Starting point is 00:45:39 Fizz.org. F-H-Y-S, as in like physics. Fizz.org. And the headline, a cooling shift, slowing ocean circulation may temper Arctic temperature rise. Oh, it is good. The Arctic is warming at three to four times the global average. However, new research suggests the slowing of a key ocean current could reduce projected Arctic warming by up to 2 degrees by the end of the century.
Starting point is 00:46:12 For years. For your whole life. Forever. Scientists have warned you that unchecked Arctic warming could lead to devastating consequences. You know what I'm talking about. Rising coast, everything dying, you know, the day after tomorrow, that kind of stuff, right? Well, this study that's been going on for a long time says, wait a minute, looks like the planet knows how to take care of itself.
Starting point is 00:46:40 I'll be damned. Though temperatures in the Arctic are projected to rise by the end of the century, the study shows that the slowing current factored in, it's going to rise by much less than it would have. So it's amazing how these things keep doing. You know, there was a big, I guess like a glacier piece a big glacier that broke off iceberg or whatever you want to call it uh that sloughed off and they were they said it was going to warm up and melt away and uh it's just sitting there spinning not melting oh yeah it's like in the vortex yeah yeah it's just sitting there hanging out doing its own thing when we were small there was the
Starting point is 00:47:22 ozone layer and now the ozone's fine now it's well it's it shifts over time and it has uh you know i'm not going to tell you that there's nothing you can do to improve climate or make things better right what i'm going to tell you is a since 1974 every climate prediction that's ever been made has failed. Not a single one of them have come to pass. Not one. Count them. Not one. It went, as you said, actually it started in the 70s with global cooling.
Starting point is 00:47:55 Oh, yeah. Global cooling, they called it then. They were worried it was going to cool off too much. Global cooling, yeah. That was the problem, right? Yeah. Then that shifted, and, you know know it moved over to global warming. Yeah. You know now the ozone, that was a problem. We were releasing CFCs into the
Starting point is 00:48:12 environment. We banned them and guess what happened? The hole in the ozone closed up. Well they stopped using hairspray. Well they stopped using a whole bunch of stuff that was CFCs, you know what I mean? And then amazingly, every time you get, you just keep hearing these, if we don't do this, the world's going to, this is going to happen. And it doesn't, it doesn't happen. Because here's the thing, man, listen, this, you think your little ass has any impact on the planet? No, no. It's had comets, meteors, dinosaurs, and everything else. No, when this planet gets tired of your dumb ass, it'll get rid of you.
Starting point is 00:48:48 It's over. It'll just be done with you. So you're not going to hurt this planet. You can't hurt this planet. Now, you might hurt us. You might thin our hair down. But you're not going to hurt the planet. The planet's just a rock spinning in space, man.
Starting point is 00:49:03 That's it. You ain't doing shit to the planet. All right. I'm off that sound. Yeah. No one talk to me until I have my coffee. Honey! Never mind!
Starting point is 00:49:19 All right. So let me ask you, what did you do over the weekend? What did you hang out and do? Watched some football. What football did you watch? Watched the Chiefs and the Raiders. Oh, how'd that game go? It was pretty good.
Starting point is 00:49:35 I didn't watch it. Who won? The Chiefs. Spoiler alert. You're kidding. Yeah, the Chiefs still at it? Yes. Are they undefeated right now?
Starting point is 00:49:44 Yes, yes. They are. Are they the onlys still at it? Yes. Are they undefeated right now? Yes, yes. They are. Are they the only undefeated team? I think there might be one more, but I think they are. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Are you a Chiefs fan? Yeah. Pat Mahomes, that's your guy?
Starting point is 00:49:55 Yeah. Yeah. Man, he's, I mean, it's hard to not, it's hard not to like him. I like the guy. I mean, the dude is amazing. He's fun to watch. He's like a basketball player on the football court and he seems like honestly i mean i know he's got kind of an annoying kermit the frog voice man yeah
Starting point is 00:50:10 but beyond that he seems like a really dope dude he really does seems like a nice guy man down to earth yeah i you know i i enjoy that uh you know i like tom brady i enjoyed watching him play because he was just i mean he's tom br Tom Brady's the best that's ever played But you know, I mean My homes is is a chill dude You know you you could see meeting Tom Brady and talking to him for a little bit But probably you couldn't see drinking a beer with Tom Brady, right? You could drink a beer Yeah, well that's true thing I liked about him i think he he was doing a speech and uh
Starting point is 00:50:52 he he praised god yeah that's really what caught me about him well yeah i could say that at this time at this point in time in the world man it, it's like, nah, nobody wants to hear that. You say those things and you kind of get shut off. What are you, some kind of Quaker, Ronnie? Yeah. I am. You're going to put your religion down my throat. Yeah, spread the love. That's hilarious, man.
Starting point is 00:51:19 Now, what all did you do over the weekend, man? Like I say, working on the website. Now, so when you say you're working on the website, what are you working on with the website? Coming up with more content to go on it. Okay. And, you know, getting the structure right the way I want it. Kind of like your website. Yeah, no, I got you.
Starting point is 00:51:40 Okay, okay. And I'm trying to do some blogging stuff right now to inform people of what's going to happen. Sure. That's cool. I get everything kind of built up. Yeah. Yeah. Once I get it. That's good. That's good. You're kind of using that gunner template. Yeah. Yeah. It's a good template. Yeah, you're right. Yeah. No, no, I was talking to Laura a couple nights ago, and she was like, well, look who's got a podcast now. And I laughed, and I said, yeah, but you know what they don't have? They don't have a gunner. They don't have a gunner, you're right.
Starting point is 00:52:14 They ain't got a gunner, bitch. Get you one. Find one. You ain't getting mine. I know that. You can do that, man. No, you're not getting mine. I'll tell you that.
Starting point is 00:52:22 No, he is the man. Let's get to this, shall we? It's a little early. This is the segment. Not like the other. People do stupid shit. You say, oh, brother. Hey, it's not a copy or a clone of any previous bit.
Starting point is 00:52:44 But if you think so, hey, we don't give a shit. That's right. Yeah. Whackadoo. In the news. All right. Let's get to it. So do you like the instant rommies, the instant noodles, things like that?
Starting point is 00:53:00 No, no more. No, no more. Why do you say not no more chad man i grew up not the most money and stuff so you know like when you get no generic food like i'm like no no and my wife like no no there there are uh there are some foods as you point out that i got burned out as a kid and I'll not ever eat again you know things that I had to eat because we were poor like deviled ham Oh spam spam spam oh man or potty meat I don't like it at all
Starting point is 00:53:35 the bologna fried bologna right below now my wife loves fried bologna man i'll do some fried bologna good to a point but wouldn't get it every day you know i i don't eat bologna at all no just all the beaks and hooves are in there and i just don't want anything to do with it hot dogs well i'll eat all beef hot dogs i'm not gonna eat the chicken beak hot dog uh most everyone has dug into a cup of instant noodles at some point, but a man in Japan has taken the food to an entirely different level called Japan's Instant Ramen King. Let's see if I can say his name. Sokyu Kisazi Oyama has eaten. I said that completely wrong, I'm sure.
Starting point is 00:54:20 He's eaten the food at least once a day for the last 30 years, starting when he was in college. He estimates it adds up to over 10,000 cups of noodles he's eaten so far. What I want to know is how he can process that much sodium and be alive. Man, if I ate those noodles every day, my blood pressure would be through the roof, man. Yeah, I saw a program about the coating, oh yes on top of it to keep it you know preserved on shelf yeah yeah oh my god i bet he said he's not just doing it for fun the former illustrator with a degree in engineering is now a professional cup noodle critic because 2024
Starting point is 00:55:00 you can be a professional cup noodle critic don't tell me there's no jobs out there you can be a cup noodle critic uh he regularly appears on japanese tv won tv's tokyo's instant noodle championship in 95. live your dream baby that must be the proudest moment of his life, winning that noodle championship. Golden noodle. Yeah. The Nova Scotia area in Canada has been grappling with a mystery. Doughy blobs, unlike anything marine biologists have seen, have been washing up on the shores of Newfoundland, Newfoundland, with a local ecologist describing the blobs as something resembling felled bread dough. Now a biology professor thinks he's figured out what they are.
Starting point is 00:55:54 After being sent pictures of a big bag of Bisquick that washed up, Professor Steve Carr thinks a container of instant biscuits fell off a ship and broke in the water. This unidentified blob. Oh, my God. Look what global warming is doing. It's unidentified blobs in the water. No, it's a biscuit, bitch. It's a biscuit.
Starting point is 00:56:16 Okay, let it go. It's a biscuit. All right. A family. Oh, this is great. This is going out with a bang for sure. family. Oh, this is great. This is going out with a bang for sure.
Starting point is 00:56:26 Paige Anderson wanted to give her grandpa Tom a Viking funeral like he wanted. But that was impossible because it's illegal. I guess you can't just put them on a raft and light them on fire and send them down the river and frowned upon for some reason. I don't know. But instead, she came up
Starting point is 00:56:42 with another idea. She used Vaseline. See, when you start right there up with another idea. She used Vaseline. See, when you start right there, it was starting with she used Vaseline. Makes me anxious. Almost like a Diddy story. She used Vaseline to stick Tom's ashes to fireworks before they were launched to celebrate his life. We looked into doing it with a company. It was quite pricey, and he was frugal with his money, so, you know, we had to do it ourselves.
Starting point is 00:57:07 In other words, he was a broke dick who didn't leave anything behind. So instead of a Viking funeral, we Vaseline'd him to some bottle rockets. Is there anything more Saline County than Vaseline-ing dead Paul to a bottle rocket and some Roman candles and shooting that shit up. I'll see you later, Dad.
Starting point is 00:57:29 We love you, Pawpaw. Oh, man. Wow. That is, that's something special right there. He went out with a bang. Yeah, no, he definitely went out with a bang. I mean, that's, okay. Let me figure out something else here. All right. Huh?... Okay. There you go. There's something else here.
Starting point is 00:57:45 All right. Huh? He died in July. Yeah, well, I don't know how long they saved him. They had to wait six months. Yeah, they had to wait six months. All right. A nightclub in the basement of an HVAC company.
Starting point is 00:58:01 An air conditioning company in Bostis, Jamaica Plain was a hotspot for locals. It advertised regularly on social media and was being illegally run by a Boston Police Department officer and a Boston Public Health Commission officer. The two officers pleaded not guilty to charges that include felony count of witness intimidation and other felony count of witness intimidation, another felony count of withholding evidence, because they're on a nightclub in the basement of an air conditioning company. What's the problem?
Starting point is 00:58:30 What's wrong with that? You know, it's pretty bold to advertise it. I think that's maybe where they went wrong. The owner of Flying Eagle Coins in Bay City, Michigan, took $20,000 in cash from a customer to buy gold and silver. Owner Matt Burton gave the 72-year-old man $9,665 in gold and silver and agreed to pay the rest in silver. Then he allegedly vanished.
Starting point is 00:58:58 While trying to track him down after a complaint from the customer, police got their hands on the history of the players club card at the casino he regularly went to. It showed he had fed over $5 million into slot machines in 2023 and cashed out just over $4 million. Police found him, and as of Friday, he was still in a Michigan jail. Yeah, he paid in five million and got four million back man that is that's why Vegas is Vegas do you understand that
Starting point is 00:59:33 you always win man yeah you you've been better off just putting it all on one spin on the roulette wheel right that is a lot man how bad are you addicted to spend five million dollars on slot machine that's a lot of pool i don't even understand what is going on on slot machines to be honest i sit down i push i put my thing in i push the button and i go you just wait okay that's it come on i played in vegas one time yeah i played nickel keno yeah and i really didn't get shit i just i was there for the drinks yeah they take too long to bring drinks that's the problem it takes forever to get the drinks and i just i don't like the slob now i you know i enjoy playing um craps that's fun to play black jack black jack is fun if you're if you got money and you're with a group of people, but
Starting point is 01:00:25 to be honest with you, I lose my ass at all of them. It doesn't matter what it is. That's a hundred. Yeah. I, um, I think that I told Laura, yeah, you know what? I think I'm going to go and play Black Jack. Uh, this was a couple, three times back, uh, when we went and that took maybe six minutes and my money was gone. I was like, this is bullshit. This is just absolute bullshit. Yeah, there you go on that. All right, let's see what else we got here in the news going on. Oh, yeah. And thank you, safety chief. This is great. Why do people want to see Grindavik? That is the volcano in Iceland.
Starting point is 01:01:23 The allure of getting close to an active volcano is so strong that even the person tasked with ensuring people behave around the eruption site, which had opened up to the public on Monday for the first time since the town started cracking open on November 10th last year. It said many tourists that come to Iceland have never seen lava up close. He said, but do so at your own risk. Yeah, right. Yeah, because you're up by a volcano. You'll be on fire. It it's lava it's hot it's not a game show the floor is lava this is lava lava you can die from it so yeah i appreciate you putting that warning yeah dumbass uh here's another postal worker don't know what's going on in his life or
Starting point is 01:02:02 do you think they just get tired sometimes is it just the mail is fatiguing i don't know what's going on in his life or do you think they just get tired sometimes is it just the mail is fatiguing i don't know what it is about postal workers united states postman accused of throwing away more than a thousand pieces of mail including 400 pieces of political mail one election ballot on friday authorities arrested arrested Otis McCoy for stealing United States mail, dumping it in the woods instead of delivering it in Orlando. His co-worker said that he returned from
Starting point is 01:02:34 his route earlier than expected. He's done. Despite leaving with a large quantity of mail. I'm out. I'm going to go by the dumpster. I'm done. I'm not delivering this shit. J, I'm going to go by the dumpster. I'm done. I'm done. He said, I'm not delivering this shit. Junk mail and political mail and all that. The manager checked his vehicle GPS, learned he deviated from his route to a wooded area where the co-worker found many pieces
Starting point is 01:02:58 of mail scattered around because he just drove by. He just, that was gone. I'm done. I'm out. because he just drove by. He just, oh, that was gone. I'm done. I'm out. I'm done. Yeah, no, I get it. I get that.
Starting point is 01:03:11 And, oh, wow, this is a crazy story. I remember reading this one yesterday. So an Italian man has been struggling to adjust to daily life following a hit-and-run accident. Now, and it was not a good accident. He went into a coma briefly. But he did come out of the coma he's perfectly healthy now except he's lost 39 years of memory whoa 39 years imagine living in the 80s and suddenly just being transported to present day smartphone self-driving cars ai i mean you forgot everything no childhood trauma yeah you
Starting point is 01:03:46 you flash forward from the 70s to now and it'd be like what is this crazy world man what's going on here uh but that is the story of this guy luciano de adamo an italian man who lost 39 years of memories after he woke up a few days later he was convinced he was 24 and waiting to be married to his 19 year old fiancee wow he didn't recognize the old woman claiming to be his wife who's this old prick hey put away from me i'm 24 yeah you don't even have hair anymore bob or luciano in this case case much less the 30 year old something calling him dad I'm not your dad you're older than I am
Starting point is 01:04:31 bitch get out of here can you imagine how crazy that would be man hot tub time machine I guess his wife must have loved him because that was the get out of jail free card you don't remember me?
Starting point is 01:04:46 I don't remember you either. I'm out of here. All right. And one more here. This is, yeah, this is, you need to hear this. In Alabama, a couple has broken a Guinness World Record. They grew an okra plant that reached the height of 16 feet 10 inches Wow do you like okra I don't eat okra no no that's another one of those foods they perpetrate on poor
Starting point is 01:05:15 people yeah I do not like if you like okra you were poor at some point in your life. Nobody wants okra. It's slimy. It's nasty. But if you fry it, yes, if you bread it and you make it so crispy that all the flavor is gone, all you have is a crunch, then yeah, you might like what was left of okra, the whole of okra, the shell. Yeah. Nobody really likes okra. You just eat it because it's a habit from being poor. I remember as a kid, my mom used to make me throw the okra out. I walked to the fence line and I would throw it. And it just like in slow motion, the slime, it was like the worst shit in the world. No, nobody likes okra, man.
Starting point is 01:06:05 I promise you. Let's look at some of the comments here. Well, let's see here. Good morning, James says. Morning. Morning. John was talking about, you know, all the different climate things that were supposed to have happened. And he said we were supposed to be melted by acid rain now.
Starting point is 01:06:26 Yeah. Yeah, that's right. Acid rain. I remember that. I forgot about that. I think that must have been in the late 80s, early 90s, acid rain came to be. Crystal said, good freaking morning. Good morning.
Starting point is 01:06:38 You have no idea how good it is to have you back in the mornings just to find something to do on Saturday and Sunday now. You rock, Patrick. Hey, thanks. I appreciate that. A great deal, Crystal. Crystal said, I like pickled okra. See, back now I'm confused. You said something really awesome and then you said that. That makes me...
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Starting point is 01:11:21 Yeah, yeah, yeah. That trigger warning here. But I did see this. I just think it's interesting. A new study found that nearly one in five Americans have fought with their neighbors over politics. I see this. Yeah. A survey conducted by Ipsos in September, men are more than twice as likely to have been in a spat with a neighbor over their views.
Starting point is 01:11:43 Yeah, because we're dumb. Yeah. are more than twice as likely to have been in a spat with a neighbor over their views. Yeah, because we're dumb. More than one in four men said they've been in a disagreement with a neighbor compared to only 13% of women. And nearly a quarter of people who responded said, who are voting for Donald Trump, said they've gotten into an argument with a neighbor compared to 20% vote for Kamala Harris. Come on, are you really parsing it like that? Younger Americans more likely to have political disagreements in their neighborhoods with about 26% of Gen Z saying they've had political disputes compared to 23% of millennials and 14% of Gen X. Baby boomers the least likely to have had political disputes with their neighbors.
Starting point is 01:12:28 Homeowners more likely to engage than renters. Oh, okay. It says politics not the only issue to lead to disputes. Respondents said they had gotten into a disagreement with a neighbor over racial issues. As well as generational things. God. god yeah are you just looking to fight with everybody on here me and ronnie was talking about this it's like the signs and stuff like it's like people are picking their game yeah it's like which gang are you with which gang if you're not with that gang it's like you you know what i'm saying like a hundred really it almost is like
Starting point is 01:13:03 that isn't it a thousand i think it's a I think it's 1,000% like that. Yeah, it's really, to be honest with you, kind of sad. No, it's real sad. To watch, you know, people argue over that stuff because I'm like, really? I mean. Brands for like 20 years and they fight over it a lot. Yeah. No, I've seen a lot of that online.
Starting point is 01:13:22 All kinds of stuff. Now, listen to this. And I briefly mentioned this the other day, but an influencer's recent TikTok video. Okay. So this is 2024, baby. I'm on TikTok, and I'm walking around, and I see some flags that I know are offensive.
Starting point is 01:13:40 And I start ripping these flags down, talking about free Palestine, baby. Free Palestine. Well, the Montclair Police Department has charged Amber Matthews, 23, with intimidation and harassment over her actions March 11th at Effie's Gyro and Greek restaurant because the flags that she was ripping down were greek that's right she couldn't even identify the flag that she was ripping down
Starting point is 01:14:13 because her feelings got involved yeah right uh yeah the guys what are you doing she said i don't stand for zionism they're killing kids are Are you proud of your heritage? He said, this is Greek. And she said, uh-oh, my bad. Really? Yeah. Yeah. Now you've ripped everything up because you're bad. Wow.
Starting point is 01:14:35 And just walked away. Well, the law said, hold on a minute. Come here. Can't get away that easy. No, it's not going to go down like that. But this is the problem, man. Look, I don't care how much different you think someone is we're still mostly the same you know and everybody everybody's experience is not your experience you know everyone's experience is textured in a different way and you have to
Starting point is 01:14:57 start with that you know before you just start yelling at people you got to understand where did they come from how did they get there Why are they feeling this way? Now look, a Nazi is a Nazi. You punch a Nazi, right? I mean, everybody likes punching Nazis. That's fun. But otherwise, what are you doing? If they're not coming down the street in an SS uniform, goose stepping, and telling you they're trying to
Starting point is 01:15:17 march people to an oven, then leave them the hell alone. Who cares? Let them fly their flag. Trump, Kamala, I don't give a damn. You fly Bozo the clown flag. Tell me he's running for president, I don't give a damn. You fly Bozo the clown flag. Tell me he's running for president. I don't give a shit. All right, be happy. Live your life.
Starting point is 01:15:30 Vote who for you you want to. But I'm not talking about it. I'm not going to argue with you about who you're. What's the point? Have you changed anybody's mind? No. And you see people, they're arguing all day on social media. Like, why?
Starting point is 01:15:44 Do you think anybody gives a damn do you think you changed one single mind no i have a very very uh good friend of mine and uh you know what uh i'm not going to name him but i'm not because he really is a good friend he's been a very long time listener now i i would say he's been a listener since almost the beginning. And back before, well, right when everything kind of went haywire, yes, south, it would be one way to put it. But, you know, when you used to be able to have normal conversations and post things on social media without everybody teeing up on you, you know, now if you take a stand on anything, you're going to fight right? You're gonna fight, yeah.
Starting point is 01:16:25 Well, I used to post all kinds of interesting, compelling things to have conversations with on social media, and right at that point, when everything was popping off and the Trump thing happened and, you know, all this was going on, this guy was on the page arguing with other people. Yeah. You know, and they're going back and forth,
Starting point is 01:16:44 and he was trolling them with memes, and were funny memes don't get me wrong but i finally i messaged him and i said listen man i i you know i really like you i think you're a good dude man but you're not gonna reach me by dropping memes on me yeah it's not gonna do it's not gonna change a single thought in my mind yeah but you're very smart if you you want to have a conversation, let's just talk about it. And you know what we did? We talked through social media and through that we became friends. And he was very surprised. He told me so that, that I reached out and, and had that conversation with him, you know, and he is, uh, of the left persuasion without a doubt still is to my knowledge hasn't changed. You know, I'm not left or right,
Starting point is 01:17:29 but I was just making the point to him that look, man, I mean, all that aside, I dig you did, you know, and you know what we have, we don't, we don't argue about politics at all. We don't even talk about it. Sometimes he would fire off a funny line, you know, but he gets it. He gets that, you know, I take no prisoners. I don't care what side of the political aisle or any other aisle you're on i'm going for what's funny yeah that's what i like whatever's funny is what i want to talk about yeah i don't care uh any side of that yeah you know and really that's where you should be yes because all this other stuff is hype nonsense bullshit
Starting point is 01:18:01 okay look uh no matter what you're going to keep living you're going to keep working you're going to keep on the grind is what you're going to do so whatever they do in washington's what they're going to do you're going to be right here yeah in the middle of wherever you're at uh going to work every day yeah talking to your wife and or significant other or partner or whatever it may be you know you'll still identify as he her z size a platypus nothing's gonna change okay except maybe inflation could change you know uh but yelling at people is not i mean it's just worthless i'm just you know i got so tired of it that for a while i just had to back off social media uh i'm finally back on full time but you know during the pandemic
Starting point is 01:18:41 I'm finally back on full time. But, you know, during the pandemic, you know, I really just said, I'm out. You know, because everybody was just crazy. Man, they lost their minds, man. And I get it being locked in. Yeah. But some people never came back. No.
Starting point is 01:18:59 You understand? They're still locked in somewhere. They're still on lockdown. Yeah. And I don't get that, man. It's like, come on, man, let it go. Let's move forward. Yeah. I mean, geez, Louise, for real. Okay. Let's do something different. You wake up and you feel like crap. You know who else wakes up and feels like crap? Yeah, here comes a shameless plug. Well, let's see what the people are saying here. Coheat said, fried mushrooms are the best.
Starting point is 01:19:31 James said, much better, can hear you now. Preach, Connie Kinchin said, yeah, well, sometimes, Connie, I get on my soapbox. You know, I do. Because I just, man, I'm just a person who likes life. I like to laugh. I like to have fun. I get tired my soapbox, you know, I do because I just, I said, man, I just, I'm just a person who likes life. I like to laugh. I like to have fun. I get tired of people being mad. I was like, damn angry. Patrick only gets mad once a week, follow suit, get mad once a week. And then the rest of the week have fun. Right. Don't look at the news. Who cares? Really? Yeah. You just immerse yourself in that crap. I like being, you know, speaking of fun, who's your favorite
Starting point is 01:20:04 comedian right now, Ronnie? Who are you enjoying? Are you enjoying any particular comedians right now? No, I catch the Dave Chappelle reels. Oh, man. And hear those, you know. And just watching Chappelle the other day, yesterday, as a matter of fact, a little bit of Chappelle.
Starting point is 01:20:21 And, man, I'll be honest, for sketch comedy, he can't beat that he's undefeated no he's better than snl he's better than mad tv he's better than uh in a living color he's been all over i love in living color it was really really good though oh hell yeah i mean back in the day it was like oh yeah it was great no and Jim Carrey credits uh Keenan Ivory Wayans you know because he he had been in a few movies but wasn't getting traction uh people weren't you know maybe whether it was his movie choices the roles he was cast he just wasn't getting the attention and when he got cast on that it really changed the game for him. Oh, my God. He was so good on that.
Starting point is 01:21:06 Whether you played Bira. Remember the horse face? Yeah. Bira. Yeah. The chick that lifted weights. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:21:13 It was pretty great. He was awesome. He was great on that. Homie the Clown. Homie the Clown. Damon Williams. Homie don't. Yeah, no.
Starting point is 01:21:21 In Living Color was phenomenal. But Dave Chappelle is, I mean, I like Key and Peele. They have a lot of good stuff, too. I really like them. But they still can't touch Chappelle. Have you watched Wildin' Out? Yeah, I like Wildin' Out. Yeah, I do like Wildin' Out. I like that. That's pretty good. Yeah, absolutely. Cat Williams was on there for some time. That was a really, really good episode. Yeah, no, I love Cat. Cat Williams is one of for some time. That was a really, really good episode. Yeah, I know. I love Cat. Cat Williams is one of my all-time favorites.
Starting point is 01:21:47 He and Dane Cook have the best stage presence of any comedian that I know. There's no better stand-up delivery as far as being electric on the stage. I'm not talking about just the material. I'm talking about the performance, too. Del delivery. Yeah, it's phenomenal. Cat's phenomenal. Yeah that interview he did with Shannon Sharp that blew up. And Rogan. Yeah I think he went on Rogan too. Yeah that started it. That started everything. Now, what comedian are you watching? I like DC Youngfly. DC Youngfly.
Starting point is 01:22:29 Hell yeah, DC Youngfly is great, man. No, he's super fun. I think he's great. That comedian I sent you the thing for the night, I really like that. Which one? I cannot think of his name, though. I'd have to look again. I can't remember.
Starting point is 01:22:41 I can't remember his name either. He was at the Looney Bin this weekend. Okay. Yeah, I can't remember his name can't remember his name either. He was at the Looney Bin this weekend. Okay. Yeah, I can't remember his name. No, he was hilarious. Okay, okay. Yeah, no, there are many comedians that rotate on the top of my list,
Starting point is 01:22:58 but Cat Williams, he's right up there. Chris Rock is up there. Oh, yeah, yeah. Love Chris Rock. You know what? Earlier Chris Rock. I still like him. He's still great. But, like, Bigger and Blacker, that stand-up? Yeah. Love Chris Rock. Not you know what earlier Chris Rock. I still like I see it. He's still great. But like bigger and blacker that stand up. Yeah. It was awesome. That's one of the best man. He was great. And speaking of the way and did you ever see I'm going to get you sucka? Yeah. Oh, yes. Yes. Yeah. We're Chris Rock. That was one of his first roles. And if you have not said just that cameo just that appearance alone was amazing movie is not as funny as it was then but it is great the dude the pimp who's got the goldfish in his shoes in his heels what do you think about theo vaughn i love love Theo Vaughn. You know what? He is awesome. He is awesome.
Starting point is 01:23:48 And he's been around a lot longer, I think, than people realize. Yeah. He started in his kitchen. Yeah. I mean, he's been around as long as Bobby Lee and all those guys. I mean, he's been on the circuit for a long time. But he's finally kind of caught his come up. But the thing about him is I don't think a lot of it's a put on.
Starting point is 01:24:02 I think that's really who that dude is. I think it is. Yeah. Yeah. He was, like, brought up in a religious family and all this stuff. Yeah. Like he's breaking out. Yeah, no, I mean, he, he really, I think that's, that's how his brain operates. It's a different kind of brain.
Starting point is 01:24:14 I mean, you take a look at it. He, he, he had an interview with Trump. Yeah, no, he did. You know, that was, yeah, that was pretty cool. I thought it was huge. Yeah. Trump's sitting around with a drug addict. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I's sitting around with a drug addict.
Starting point is 01:24:25 Yeah. He'll tell you the truth. He is recovered. He's laughed before, but he is recovered. And he talks about it a lot. Yeah, he does. No, he's really one of the better voices, I think, right now. And TikTok makes a huge difference, I think, for comedy. To me, that is the best part of TikTok are the comedy clips.
Starting point is 01:24:48 Yeah. I really like that. I do like Tom Segura, too, and Bert the Conqueror. What was it, Bert? Kreischer. Kreischer. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, but I'll be honest with you.
Starting point is 01:25:01 They get on my nerves after a little bit. Yeah. Sometimes I like Bert, you know, when he gets cracking himself up. uh put your shirt on man nobody wants to see it trust me i don't know why it's off put it on please and tom segura i do think is funny but the longer i watch him on his uh on the podcast he he kind of seems like he's better than you and he knows it you know what i mean and his wife is terribly unfun like she is not funny to me at all now i do like uh do you ever watch the uh bobby lee and andrew sorrentino's podcast where they get up there like bad friends or whatever it's called that's a great podcast the one where he says Bobby mom yeah that's one of the greatest clips of all time this past weekend I don't want to change the subject but I think you do
Starting point is 01:25:53 yeah here do this and then we'll change it jelly of sunshine now you can talk about your pastries jelly roll see the actual real jelly roll yeah uh he uh he bought the whole restaurant of gus's downtown everybody chicken yeah i didn't get to go but i thought that was good you know that was a great the dude uh by all accounts is just good people yeah yeah you know i mean he's doing a lot and i i appreciate this um it's it's a really good trend that you're seeing in some of the i think that more the younger celebrities if you will who are very engaged in the community and actively, openly doing things to help and give back. Yeah. Yeah. And I don't you know, I'm not sure whether you could credit Jimmy Darts or you could credit Mr. Beast or whom you might credit with. You know, this this newer round of philanthropy that you see from a lot of artists.
Starting point is 01:27:07 They're not just him. I mean, there are many of them that do it. The guys in Five Finger Death Punch, they do a lot to help bail runs and stuff like that. But a lot of these artists are now giving back, and they're doing things in the community. And they should, and it's good. It's good that they do. lot of these artists are now giving back and and they're doing things in the community and it's really they should and it's good it's good that they do you know um because it's look it's easy to uh talk crap from your ivory tower right and tell everybody how to live but if you're not out here in it and doing it you're going to do it you know and jellyroll is one of those guys
Starting point is 01:27:43 who hadn't forgot where he came from he walks to walk he does no he does he hadn't forgot where he came from and that has endeared him i think to millions upon millions obviously from the turnout of his shows his music everything else i mean his music is great yeah he's really good you know uh and he's one of those guys who was on the scene underground for a while and people didn't know, but when he hit, he hit hard. He hit hard. Yeah. And, you know, it's wild to watch this amazing fusion of music
Starting point is 01:28:14 between hip-hop and country and rock all kind of come together. I think that's really dope to see. Yeah. Yeah. I like following people like that because he's not focused on the negative no right he's doing good things you know he's not just bitching and telling you why you're a piece of shit yeah i've never heard him say a political thing i don't think ever have you no no he don't i have everything they don't go there why would he need to i'm just saying like most people but
Starting point is 01:28:41 you're right for other reasons too and he don't do that. No, I appreciate when a celebrity doesn't use their platform to tell me I'm a piece of shit. Yeah, that's always great. Let's see. Craig Cognac is who you're thinking of, David Lindsay said. Who is Craig Cognac? Who is he? Oh, that's maybe who he was talking about, the comedian.
Starting point is 01:29:06 Oh, yeah, yeah. I think that is it. Yeah, man okay okay and anthony jeselnik is a hilarious comedian if you like dark humor doug he damn sure is uh anthony jeselnik is amazing as a matter of fact if you look at amy schumer whom i i do not like at all. I despise her comedy. I think she's a hack. But if you look at when she blew up, that first set, she was Anthony Jeselnik's girlfriend, and I guarantee you, I promise you, he wrote that set for her. Or he helped her with the majority of it,
Starting point is 01:29:40 because after they broke up, she hadn't done another stand-up that was worth a shit. She's terrible, actually. She's horribly unfunny to me. Jeremy said, check out J.D. Comedy's Short Bus. The Short Bus. It's got to be great. Yeah, just the name sounds good.
Starting point is 01:29:58 I like the name of it, J.D. Comedy's Short Bus. That's pretty good. Yeah. What other comedians are you guys out there digging? What are the comedians that people don't know and should be watching? Who is y'all's pick? You tell us. Who is the comedian we should be watching?
Starting point is 01:30:14 Who should we be looking out for? Who's on the come up that's the next Theo or the next, you know, whoever breakout star? I want to know what y'all think about that. I know that you guys watch some great comedians out there and, uh, have some really good ideas about that. So let us know on that. Um, all right, uh, let's do something different. You say elevator. I say fart locker. a fart locker. What? Hey, we've got a new sponsor and I don't have Gunner's new commercials yet for him, but we'll get that teed up very soon. But I do want to welcome Cabot Mechanical HVAC to the team, to the people. Yeah, I've known David Lindsay over at Cabot Mechanical. He is the service manager
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Starting point is 01:31:52 um he is a competitor and the long range rifle shooting and he just won the national championship for elr which is uh the long. It's sniper shooting, really. You know, he's shooting at targets about two miles away and hitting them. Yeah, think about that. Two miles away, you're hitting a target. You have to sit there and wait for it to hit. That's, yeah. Yeah, and then you wait and watch. And watch. You look down range for it to hit.
Starting point is 01:32:23 Yeah, and he won the national championship. I mean, the best in the nation. Wow. That's how good this guy is. Be sure and pay your bill. Right. Be sure and pay your bill. Right.
Starting point is 01:32:33 Don't miss. Yeah. You don't miss. I'll tell you what, man. There's nothing worse, though, than, you know, when your air goes out and it's smoking hot, man. You talk about miserable feelings, man. It's terrible. Yeah, it does. You get upset. And then you get upset because you know it's going to man you talk about miserable feelings man it's terrible yeah yeah stay on the mic you got lost in translation there
Starting point is 01:32:54 you faded out sorry about that no no it's like you all of a sudden ended in a tunnel swim. Spoke some weed and I'm dripping off my beard. Oh, this stuff is good. Oh, man. You got to get up like this right here. Get up on it. Talking about different bands, Ronnie, who is an up-and-coming rock band that people
Starting point is 01:33:19 should be looking out for? Who are you listening to right now? I'm listening to luke right now luke shoemaker and bandage yeah i mean for for guys i know like that local band or or work you know they're they're on a whole different plane now than the local band but i am looking for more local bands to listen to yeah because my podcast is going to host a lot of those guys. That's great, man. As a matter of fact, you should be reaching out to us and Ronnie both
Starting point is 01:33:51 because both would love to have you on. And we're doing, of course, some live acoustic performances now here. We're trying to do that every Friday. And I've got a couple folks to get out to this week, as a matter of that I'm on to uh Sean Michelle you know Sean Michelle no oh my god Sean Michelle was uh uh is is a great great singer was on I believe uh American Idol I think yeah but he's from Arkansas right and uh man he's a he's a great one coming in well Well, I'm getting ready to try to set something up with him. Awesome. But we've got a lot of different type of artists coming in.
Starting point is 01:34:29 And don't just pigeonhole it to rock. We're in everything. I'm down to everything. We'll have you in here if you do country, if you do hip-hop, if you do good jazz. I might not do opera. Hell, I probably would. Do opera. If you sing opera, I'll bring you in here and do it.
Starting point is 01:34:44 Why not? You know, we just like to experience different kinds of music live, and I think it's cool to be able to do that on a Friday show. Yeah. You know, it's a lot of fun to have the bands in, learn more about them, hear back kind of where they came from. I know you guys, you know, when you do your stuff, you really get into the rock and dig into it, don't you?
Starting point is 01:35:02 I do. I do. Yeah. I think i had a conversation a while back with natale from dark from day one from day one right and they've got a couple singles coming out oh yeah they they just get ready for that they just signed with a label yeah and uh they're on the rise as well yeah yeah and matter of fact they're gonna be in i want to say uh yeah i think uh 29 that's tomorrow isn't it i think so yeah my eyes aren't lying so it
Starting point is 01:35:28 seems like maybe they'll be here tomorrow dark from day one we'll give them a call yeah i'll make sure that he's coming in tomorrow but i think so yeah uh but we'd love to have more bands out there uh chad who are you uh what are you listening to right now what's what's what's on your player man i know you he said uh i was laughing uh he said at work he was playing our episodes our our stream over and over making everybody watch that's great that's great what do you think i look good on it, who are you jamming to right now? Man, I don't know.
Starting point is 01:36:06 I just serious XM and just let it roll. Let it play. Yeah, well, all right. So what do you think? Let it play. Where's it going to start? I mean, does it start with rock? Does it start with hip hop?
Starting point is 01:36:15 Hip hop mainly, yeah. Hip hop, okay. No, that's cool. Who are you listening to? Hip hop. I'm liking a lot of the country hip hop crossover stuff. I like a lot of that stuff, man. Okay, yeah.
Starting point is 01:36:24 So like the Jelly Roll. Yeah, Jelly stuff. I like a lot of that stuff, man. Okay, yeah. So like the Jelly Roll. Yeah, Jelly Roll. And who else is in that? Morgan. Morgan Wallen. Morgan Wallen. Yeah. What about Coe Wetzel?
Starting point is 01:36:34 Is Coe Wetzel, that was kind of a country rock hip hop-y type thing. There's a lot. There's a lot. There's a lot of hip hop, I think they call it now. Hip hop. Hip hop. Yeah, yeah. Country hip hop. Yeah. There's a lot of, there's a lot of, uh, hip hop. I think they call it hip hop. Hip hop. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:36:46 Yeah. Uh, there's a lot of that out there right now, but I dig that vibe, you know, I think it's cool, man. Yeah. And, and, and it's a real interesting thing to see. Yeah. Oh, for sure. Uh, 15, 20 years ago, you'd never thought that country and hip hop or anything like
Starting point is 01:37:02 it would ever be. No. And I'm sure some people wish it wouldn't be. Right. Right. But I love but i love when it's a good little mess up no it's it's look the same thing that happened when aerosmith and run dmc yeah man people oh yeah people were so you know half of the world was mad i was thrilled uh but i i came up you know in that in the 80s right and so you know truly if you're gen x and you came up in the 80s the weird thing about it you probably like every kind of music almost everything because it was so such a wild time of music i mean you had everything across the board from you know
Starting point is 01:37:36 euro trash like depeche mode or grand right you had rock you had pop rock you had country i mean everything was playing in the top 20 yeah it was top 100 it was every genre was represented uh now it you know it shifted a little bit uh but yeah but back then some people were upset but i loved it you know and what they call new metal you know lincoln park and those i mean all that stuff uh saliva yeah you know all of that was rap influence says rage against the machine what do you think rage against the machine is yeah it's rock and rap i mean that's what it is right oh saliva pretty much got that started yeah no they they were huge and and what again they referred to is i don't think they like the title new metal
Starting point is 01:38:20 but that's what they call it new metal yeah and biscuit i don't know hell yeah limp this guy now i can't stand the guy but back back in his heyday i think yeah oh i don't give a damn about him i but i mean i do as a vocalist i i think they're great yeah yeah i mean i'll break stuff and all that oh i'll bump that right now an hour on the road you know i might bump nookie on the way home yeah right all right yeah it it all for the new. Yeah. And actually, it's got so much attitude, right? When you hear that stuff, you get pumped. You're like, yeah. No, he represented the angst
Starting point is 01:38:52 very well of the generation, you know? And it was a really unique time. You know, I think where country meets hip hop, I think you got to credit Nelly for that. Oh, yeah. Oh, Nelly? Yeah, country grammar? Yeah, no, I mean, he kind of was that. Yeah, yeah. meets hip-hop i think you gotta credit nelly for that oh yeah oh nelly yeah country yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah no without a doubt yeah i think uh you know uh you can also credit darius rucker for a
Starting point is 01:39:17 big movement you know because he moved over to country uh you know formerly of hootie and the blowfish he's like i'm not hootie yeah right'm not hootie but but i mean he's got a second career now right i mean truly yeah big time and then uh from stained aaron lewis aaron lewis three albums made the country and then everybody said well let's go make a country album now you know so everybody's exactly what everybody's doing um let's see so we we've got this person saying, tell Chad to move the mic in front of him a bit. He turns and faces you, then turns away from the mic. Yeah, I just did that, Doug.
Starting point is 01:39:53 Thank you. Oh, here we go. Clay said Hollywood Undead. Oh, yeah. They are. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I saw those guys about a year ago. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:40:02 Real interesting band. Yeah, they really are. Doug said St Real interesting band. Yeah, they really are. Doug said, stays in Vegas. Yeah, they were just here Friday. Chris Fuller. Yeah, yeah, Fullmer, yeah. Fuller or Fuller? Fullmer?
Starting point is 01:40:14 Yeah. Yeah, it's Fullmer. Yeah. Okay. Sorry, Chris. Yo, David Lindsay in the chat right here. Doug said he is in the chat right there, man. You're right about that.
Starting point is 01:40:24 So, yeah, to me, right now, I've been on a real weird Depeche Mode kick. No. You know, I know. It's just, I don't know. There's something about the weird Euro trash synth beats. Yeah, I like it. It's kind of like Nine Inch Nails, you know, that kind of thing. Nine Inch Nails get their calling from those guys.
Starting point is 01:40:42 Yeah, I mean, really, they did. They were kind of inspired by those kind of folks. But Depeche you know a lot of people be like that's weird it's real gothy it is it's kind of got you know yeah but it's just got a funky ass bass line and i'm just a sucker for funky bass lines you know i was into those types of bands like uh you know you you got Peshmoed, you had... Well, Duran Duran, Flock of Seagulls, Missing League, Human League, Missing Persons. Yeah, there were a lot of those guys and gals out there that were doing that, you know. Yeah, no, I loved the hell out of it.
Starting point is 01:41:18 But I also loved, you know, the hardest of rock back then, too. Motley Crue. Man, look here man molly crew my mom she did it was her nightmare her worst nightmare hated those oh yeah because i listen i was i was i was listening to rick springfield okay that that was my guy yeah this is my go-to i think i saw him in concert three times he's got more songs than jesse's girl look it up yeah okay yeah googling uh but anyway uh so i that's who i was jamming to right i went from that to motley crow i bet your mom hey oh my god i had to eat the album okay and it would fold out and there they are all four of them in uh leather and spikes wearing more makeup than any chick you know
Starting point is 01:42:04 better hair than your mom you know better hair than your mom oh way better hair than your mom way better hair than your mom probably hotter than your mom honestly oh man uh and uh and and you know and i'm playing i'm like mom listen to this listen to this i'm playing shout out the devil and listen she thought it was over she's like oh no he's gone to the dark side he's gonna start worshiping never coming back he's worshiping satan i've lost him i've lost him no it wasn't that it was fine it was just crazy music it was it was so different you know it's like twisted sister and quiet oh hold on what's going on here you know yeah it was it was a really fun time uh for hard rock music music was great
Starting point is 01:42:45 back then well you know and music's still great it's always been great it's just different uh types of things you know it's whatever time you grew up in they say most people when you hit a certain age uh usually in in about your 40s you stop listening to new music you do and and you go back and you start listening to all the stuff that you loved when you were younger. Yeah, you rehash it. And you kind of pause on new music. And I try very diligently to stay on top of new music
Starting point is 01:43:15 and learn about new artists because I want to be in the know. I want to know what's coming, what the trends are, things like that. But I do sometimes, like I looked at the top 40 the other day and started reading names and i was like oh my god i don't know half of these people man i i don't know any of them but i i you know the one genre i don't listen to as much anymore is new pop i just you know i'm not uh you know it kind of got a little tiresome to me, the new pop. Well, I'm from a radio station that pushed it. Yeah. I mean, they push new pop.
Starting point is 01:43:50 Yeah. What's the name? Old 60. Old 60 is an amazing band. I don't know Old 60. Coda? No. That's Coda said Old 60 is an amazing band.
Starting point is 01:44:02 I'm going to have to look them up. Old 60. Because it sounds like bingo. all right falling asleep in your morning shower we'll wake you up yeah yeah uh so over the weekend uh i did shrooms i didn't know if it was gonna come out yeah i did i did i did and i enjoyed the hell out of it yeah it was great it was awesome every once in a while it's a good reset to do that you know kind of really reset your brain and uh man yeah it was awesome it was so good me and a couple of very close people to me just very quietly hanging out in the house and man it was it's just so much fun to do yeah you know if you've done shrooms right when? When I was younger, I hadn't done them in 20 plus years. 20 plus years?
Starting point is 01:45:05 20 plus years. Really? I did them one time. Just once? Yes. That's it. One time? One time.
Starting point is 01:45:12 I can't get past that. You've got to think this is 20 years. It's cow shit. Like, you know. No. The fact that they're. The old fashioned way. You know, like eating that.
Starting point is 01:45:22 Like, I just couldn't. Just do tea. Drink it. Yeah. Grind it tea yeah i grind it up you grind it up you can do you grind it up i hear people put them in like little pills like you can i've seen people do that i guess i mean i'm i'm not i'm taking mushrooms i'm not worried about that i don't think that you know i'd be worried more worried about that in my hamburger or my eggs than I would. But it's very intense, you know, and I always like to ratchet it up more than everybody else does. You know, I'm trying to get to that next level, you know what I mean?
Starting point is 01:45:55 Oh, man. I push it a little bit. But it's always amazing when it hits you and all the colors start coming, you know. I was sitting there watching a B-level sci-fi movie that turned into the greatest sci-fi movie i've ever seen in my whole life oh god what is laura awesome what is laura doing when all this is going on looking at me going you're stupid you're stupid you're stupid what are you doing i don't i know laura no actually she just walks back you all right yeah yeah because i'm over there talking to myself having conversations i'm talking to the tv
Starting point is 01:46:30 like this is the best thing i've ever seen laura i'm sorry for you yeah no i know i'm such a damn clown man she has to babysit me all the time i'm always doing something stupid hilarious yeah well you know it's just it's one of those things that I guess, you know, again, the 80s. You know? Right? The 80s. Every once in a while, you can reset. You can reset.
Starting point is 01:46:52 Yeah, now, see, I wouldn't ask. It's a little too intense. That's too much. I can't mess with all that. Oh, yeah. Wow. Now, and I tell you what. Hold on.
Starting point is 01:47:03 You like that. He might like something done. Hold on. and now and i took what you like that you might like something done hold on he said my acid days was you know was was great but the the time i did mushrooms it it pretty much was like acid i mean i got the same affair it's funny yeah i laughed i mean i laughed so much yeah my jaws hurt. That's what makes it awesome is the laughter. That's my favorite zone to be in is that laugh zone. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 01:47:33 Oh, with the tears flowing. Yeah, no, it didn't even matter anymore. Once you get into that zone of laughing, you cannot over. I remember the very first time I did it, some dude, I worked at a convenience store. Oh, God. And this dude, talking about under cow patties, he came in with a paper grocery bag, the big guy that you used to use at the grocery store. Pull it, just pick mushrooms. Just pick.
Starting point is 01:47:57 And he goes, here, eat these, man, eat these. Man, listen, I don't know how much I took. It was insane. I know that. I was like 21, 22. And I was laughing so hard, but I started thinking I was going to have a heart attack in my chest. But I was telling somebody, but I couldn't stop laughing when I was saying it.
Starting point is 01:48:17 I'm going to die. I'm going to die. I'm done. I'm done. And you're laughing, and I'm laughing. And I'm like, am I going to die literally laughing here? You know? Great shit. Yeah, this is terrible. I shouldn't even. I'm like, am I going to die literally laughing here? You know?
Starting point is 01:48:26 Great shit. Yeah, this is terrible. I shouldn't even be talking about this, should I? I'm a bad human being, aren't I? I was saying the other day I should try to do it once on the show and just let everybody watch it play out. But I have to have somebody who can work the keyboard and work everything. Because there will come a point where I won't be able to do that properly. I just touch everything and be like, oh!
Starting point is 01:48:50 You know. Speaking of comedy, James said Brad Williams is hilarious. Yeah, Brad Williams is the little person. He's a comedian. And he is hilarious. If you haven't seen Brad Williams, yes. No. Let's see uh tell oh no we already said that uh thank you yeah that's right thank you again thank you uh who's working
Starting point is 01:49:14 the cameras they're doing a fantastic job that's uh brandon brand no brandon actually works the cameras he does it remotely oh and i appreciate that. Thank you, Mr. Rixey. We were supposed to... Let's see. If there's anything else. Okay. Yep. Brad Williams. Brad Williams. A lot of people like Brad Williams, that's for sure, as a comedian.
Starting point is 01:49:39 All right. All right. Ronnie, if you had to pick, do you have an all-time favorite band? Is that too hard to ask? Yeah, I do. Okay. Who is it?
Starting point is 01:49:49 Queensryche. Queensryche. Queensryche. Really? Yes. I love them. Man, they're awesome. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:49:55 Jeff Tate. Oh, man. He was great. He was a great vocalist, man. Great. I guess they were around a long time, but they had a couple of really, really big albums. Yeah. Operation Mindcrime and Empire. Operation Mindcrime and Empire. And I like Empire myself, but they're both great albums.
Starting point is 01:50:10 But, man, that dude could wail. Oh, he had an opera type, you know, thing going on with rock vocals. Now you have two Queens, right? Right, because they had another lead singer later, right? Yeah. And I guess they fought over who has the name and all that i've seen i've seen this played out before i mean you've got saliva going through the same thing yeah you've got scotty austin who i used to be with going through kind
Starting point is 01:50:36 of the same thing it's weird when you have the two vocalists uh what band is it uh recently oh three days great three days grace who brought adam gattier back and they're keeping the other vocalist too yeah so they're gonna be kind of weird you got two vocalists yeah you got two vocalists to sound pretty much similar kind of similar to be honest with you but i guess if one's tired the other can pick up pretty good you know i mean why not Why not? Why not? All right, let's do this. Okay, so we like our coffee dark and bitter. Doesn't mean we're not a ray of fucking sunshine. That's right.
Starting point is 01:51:16 That's right. Let me talk to you for a minute about getting your house clean. Because, look, you're not just going to let anybody come into the house, right? If you're going to have somebody come into the house, you want someone you know, you can trust, someone who's good. How about Blissful Cleaning? They're locally owned and operated. As a matter of fact, the daughter of the owner, Cheyenne, is who you're going to talk to if you call. She's going to set everything up. Her and her team did a phenomenal job for us here at our studio. And I mean, phenomenal, much better than I expected.
Starting point is 01:51:47 Look, they're licensed, they're bonded, they're insured, and they're going to clean it to the level that you just don't have the energy for. You know, you worked all day, you dealt with the kids, you've done all that. You just don't have the energy to deep clean. That's where Cheyenne and her team come in. If you want that kind of clean for your home or your business, give them a call, 314-4878. It's 314-4878, Blissful Cleaning. If you tell them I sent you, you're going to get 10% off for that. So, hey, who does, do you guys at your house, Ronnie, divide up the chores, so to speak? Do you clean or does each person take their own thing or do you
Starting point is 01:52:27 both clean we both clean uh even the kids they have chores oh okay not just cleaning the kids they have chores okay i got you yeah they have chores so actually we make them do all the fucking work but no hold on no no uh we we we have chores for the kids, but, you know, whatever needs done. Do you pay them for the chores? I give them money every once in a while, but it's not for the chores. But it's not like an allowance kind of thing. No, no, no. Okay.
Starting point is 01:52:57 No, I don't do the allowance. Okay. I didn't get an allowance when I was a kid. Did you? My dad used to tell me I'd get an allowance. It was kind of a running joke really. And now that I look back at it, I'd always be told I'd get it if I did these things,
Starting point is 01:53:13 but I never did those things apparently. Right. So I'd never really got the allowance every once in a while. I'd get some money. Yeah. So I think he just made stuff up because he was broke. Broke. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:53:24 You didn't clean that right you're not getting your allowance over there man he's probably trying to go buy him a bag of weed you know what i mean how about you do you uh house clean i try to help out but my wife she probably tells you to get out of the way you don't do it well yeah i hear that a lot too yeah no i literally yesterday i was uh my wife said hey will you real quick will you put some water in rousey's bowl and feed her and sure i will and i i get the water i go put it down she goes is that fresh water i was like yeah no i just got it she goes well it's only half full i'm like oh okay well let me get it do nothing and then she grabbed it let me do it
Starting point is 01:54:03 she puts ice in it and all this stuff. I'm like, why don't you just tell me you want ice cubes in it? I'd fill it up and do that. That's fine. Yeah. You know? And my dog, I don't know what her deal is. She's weird because she drinks water longer than any animal. Like camels would envy her.
Starting point is 01:54:20 She will drink water. We have to stop her. Stop. Because she will start.do it yeah she'll throw up a little water later she does yeah what kind of dog it's uh frenchy i got a little frenchy okay so it's not even a boxer it does that too just keep drinking water drinks and drinks and then i go yeah yeah i'm like you see if you weren't a glutton just get a drink down for a minute you know come back to it yeah yeah so
Starting point is 01:54:45 what chore is it that only you do at home because there are some that only only you do aren't there yeah outside stuff okay cleaning the gutters okay you know i've got a i've got a job to to clean the gutters right now the leaves are falling in them but we're gonna buy some uh chicken wire mesh yeah you're gonna make your own yeah we're gonna make our own leaf guard we're gonna fix that up get that out the way because i do it like twice a year yeah you know i'm i'm done that ladder you know yeah and people you know gutters are uh people probably don't think about how important they are but really it is super important very important and if they do get. And if they do get jammed up and blocked, it can really be a problem because that water starts going down into your foundation.
Starting point is 01:55:34 And your facial starts rotting away and so forth. No, it is good to clean them out, but it is a hot mess to get up there and do it. It is. Yeah, the last time I did it, I discovered a yellow jacket nest. That was not good. No, you don't want to find that oh man they are vicious bro man i ran like flock of seagulls bro i hauled ass man it's what's crazy is my old lady sits on the ground and just watches me and you know because you're that entertaining yeah hoping i don't fall oh yeah you know we're hoping
Starting point is 01:56:05 you do recording no she's not recording yeah she's making tiktoks just waiting for the moment i mean i get off the ladder get on the house goodness yeah yeah yeah i mean i want to do it right yeah get it done right so i get off the ladder and get on the house okay i mean really on that are you like belly up i'm belly up yeah he's getting in there yeah you're getting in there good good yeah yeah okay okay what's a chore that only you do i pay for somebody to mow the yard god you pay for someone to mow the yard you do no that's good that's cool that you do i don't have time to do it i'll tell you what, it's somewhat embarrassing, but Laura mows the lawn when we've had a lawn.
Starting point is 01:56:50 And it's not because I ask her to or I'm unwilling to do it. She likes mowing the lawn. But it makes me look like a real ass to the neighbors. When you see my wife out there mowing the lawn, and I come out and I'm like, hey, you want some water? Man up over there, man. You want some water? Like, what are you?
Starting point is 01:57:09 You know. Okay, Dawn of Ascension is great, Woodall said, talking about bands. Doug said, you might get an allowance. Reminds me of something my coach used to do and say in practice. When we rotated off the field and we're on the sideline he'd say do some sprints while you're resting no that's great do some sprints while you're asked yeah uh the joke being that we never got to rest yes doug thank you for explaining uh my dog charlie drinks till i make him stop that's what all does he okay
Starting point is 01:57:46 so i'm not the only one that's a new yeah no i i yeah i just never seen it before you know uh good morning fellas that's ken von kenneth von good morning yeah what's going on buddy uh all right yeah uh i've i've had dogs my whole life uh different kinds of dogs and what have you ever had a big breed dog i had some uh american bullies i had an english bulldog which one is the the i i i the english bulldog that's the kind of the low rider isn't it well the bullies are the really really short ones okay really stock yeah they're awesome man you know what they're dumb they have giant heads and they hit you like a missile but they're like no they look cool they look awesome but they will run your ass over like a bowling pin man i ran through a plank fence one day just ran right i believe that i believe that i had a
Starting point is 01:58:38 doberman uh named zach and uh i didn't name him it's a bad name but uh but this doberman weighed about 130 pounds he was the biggest doberman i've ever seen it was a red dobie and uh we had zach for a long long time until um manny every once while he'd get out of the fence just every once in a blue moon but the neighbor's dog went into heat and so he he got out of the fence and was over there you know working it out with the neighbor dog when the neighbors had some friends over who had a a little uh toddler girl who walked up and tried to pet him and my dog bitter oh no i didn't know when and again i was a kid then but bit iitt, I mean, just boom! And it was just instinct. He's in the middle of doing what he's doing.
Starting point is 01:59:29 And he's like, you're trying to cut into action here. I mean, honestly, if you walked up and I was doing it, I might bite you too. Yeah, you put your hand on me, you might get bit. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 01:59:42 Okay, well, let's... It's time to get to this, I think. I'll tell you a story, without a doubt it's kind of gory. It's the worst news you could ever hear. Things just like this make you fear. Lying lunched on a dumb guy's knee or a big hard fuck drowning somebody. Why you laughing? Why you laughing? This shit ain't funny. It ain't, Luke.
Starting point is 02:00:19 It ain't funny. Don't laugh. Do not. Here we go. This could have been my fate. Could have been my fate. A man fell to his death after a Utah State trooper stunned him Sunday. You wonder why they're getting rid of tasers. The Utah Highway Patrol got reports after 8 p.m. of a man running through traffic on Interstate 15 in Salt Lake City. He was found an hour later in the northbound
Starting point is 02:00:45 lanes and ran from troopers when they asked him to stop. So he's running around in traffic. They coordinated to control traffic attempting a slowdown in the area to apprehend him to keep from a crash or keep him from getting hit. So after multiple attempts to get him to stop, the man fled, jumped over a barrier on an off-ramp and officials used a taser to keep him from getting hit. So after multiple attempts to get him stopped, the man fled, jumped over a barrier on an off-ramp, and officials used a taser to keep him from going back in the road, and apparently he fell and boom, over, dead. That's it.
Starting point is 02:01:14 Hit his head. I mean, why is he running? Well, I don't know. Is he jogging? Well, I don't think so. No, he might be doing the meth jog. He's probably doing the meth jog yeah you don't know we've all been there huh uh all right yeah let's take a look at this one then if you think that's
Starting point is 02:01:32 uh not good jar this oh hold on why is it yeah let's just hold on my computer just... There we go. Okay. All right. So, oh, boy. Vacation. You know you're excited. Everybody's excited to get on vacation. You've been working. Who knows how long it's been since your last vacation. Just ready to get the hell out.
Starting point is 02:01:56 And then you die. A vacationer tragically fell to his death while doing what? Doing what? Packing for vacation. No, trying to take a selfie in Columbia. Yes, Toby was trying to take a selfie in a forest with the sea in the background when he lost his footing and fell 1,000 feet down. Wow. Yeah, that probably sounded like that.
Starting point is 02:02:24 A lot like that. Yeah, but probably a lot longer than that. You damn near got time to write a bio. Yeah. You know, you get the whole thought in your head before you hit the ground. Right. Right. Right. I wonder what was going through his mind. The ground. The ground went through his mind, bro. That's what went through his mind. A mail carrier fatally stabbed a lawn care worker in Fishhawk on Tuesday after two men got into an argument about parking, because that's worth dying for. Deputies responded about 1 p.m. Tuesday for a stabbing, according to the Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office.
Starting point is 02:03:04 Deputies arrived. They found a man with upper body trauma dead at the scene. Deputies identified the man killed as Jacob Whitaker, a 29-year-old lawn care professional. The man who stabbed him, a postman, post worker. Before the stabbing, the two men argued over a vehicle's parking position on the street. Deputies still
Starting point is 02:03:25 investigating no arrest have been made uh what yeah well maybe maybe the guy attacked him and he had to self-defense you know look you jump the mail carrier he might stick you you know what i'm saying yeah i mean you do it at your own risk right right? I mean, for real. Okay, let's see here. What's going on with this one? Hold on. Oh, yeah, this is tough. Kentucky State Senator Johnny Turner, a Republican, died on Tuesday. A statement was released.
Starting point is 02:04:00 It's with heavy hearts. We share the news of Senator Turner's passing. He had a hard-fought battle with injuries sustained in his recent accident. Turner, who was 76, passed away last month when he plummeted into an empty swimming pool
Starting point is 02:04:16 while riding a lawnmower. Ditched himself into a pool, an empty pool, and that ended that for him. All right. That is wild, man. That is wild. That's pretty crazy, isn't it?
Starting point is 02:04:31 Yeah. All right. And three people were injured early Saturday in a stabbing at a fast food restaurant. A man's been charged with multiple crimes shortly before 8 a.m. Man, you can't stab people before 8 a.m. That's way too early, man. Not enough coffee. Officers responded to an emergency call about a fight at Hardee's.
Starting point is 02:04:54 All the places. They're fighting over biscuits there, man. Big old biscuits. Two of the victims were Hardee's employees. The other was a customer. One of the victims remains hospitalized police say they believe 42 year old ira grissett went to the restaurant with the intention of confronting a male employee about a personal conflict information about what led to the attack was not available. No word on how the three victims got involved.
Starting point is 02:05:26 Gris was charged with attempted murder and a lot more. His name is Ira. Ira. He's probably pissed off because his parents named him Ira. Yeah. You know, it's like being a boy named Sue. It's just, you know what I mean? That's just a bad look right there.
Starting point is 02:05:42 Ira. Yeah. And finally, and we'll take a little more time and unpack this one if you don't mind. But let's go to Sri Lanka. And in Sri Lanka, I don't know. I can't pronounce the guy's name, but I do know he pissed his wife off real bad. but I do know he pissed his wife off real bad. Because Sri Lanka boy apparently was the playboy of the town in the village that he's in.
Starting point is 02:06:11 He was well-known amongst the villager ladies as a player. And apparently his wife, who was caring for his 17 children, 17 kids. If I'm taking care of your 17 kids, bro. Oh, man. Yeah, you got what you got on. Yeah. So he's out being a player, probably where some of these 17 kids come from, right?
Starting point is 02:06:37 I don't know how many more he's got that he don't know. He don't know. Probably half the village is his. They're probably impacting the gene pool. After his name. Yeah. It's probably good that this happened to the guy, because it's probably going to stop a lot of inbreeding.
Starting point is 02:06:53 But so apparently the playa here, playa, Sri Lankan playa, gets back from spearing some fish and whatnot and decides to take a nap. But his wife had been waiting apparently very mad she's probably been you know wiping asses changing diapers on 17 kids taking them to school getting them to ball practice soccer whatever it is he goes to take a nap and sipping a little bit and uh she gets the oh uh you know uh if you're um working on let's say your garden or trees and yeah the things that look like a big pair of scissors oh man the big cheers yeah well not that the electric kind that one's the shears yeah yeah yeah yeah so she comes in he's asleep and uh
Starting point is 02:07:42 she gets the shears right down there under the beans right under the beans beans and frank all gone woke up you know he's probably having a dream about hitting something i mean that's all the player does is hit i mean all you got time for is that right and woke up with the frank and the beans. Gone. Oh, no. She grabbed him and ran. Oh. He got up to run after her, but then fell and bled to death. Imagine.
Starting point is 02:08:12 Oh, yes. And the last thing he heard was her flushing them down the toilet. Oh, man. That's horrible. I want them back. Oh, God. No, no. It's all over now.
Starting point is 02:08:25 That's a bad day for anybody, isn't it? But you kind of got what you had coming to you, didn't you? I mean, really? I mean, you messed up, player. Hey, by the way, Titan Roofing, if you are in need of a roof, and it's very important to have a good roof, you want a company that's really good at what they do. But check this out.
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Starting point is 02:09:40 out. And by the way, if you need a realtor, that'd be me. Yeah. Listen, I appreciate all you guys. It's so awesome to help people when they have a need like that. Because I'm going to be honest, it's intimidating. If you never bought a house before, it can be a scary, intimidating process. Had a guy, a young man, a very sharp young man. I'm not going to name names, but super sharp kid, 22 years old. He and his lady. And he's really got his ass together
Starting point is 02:10:06 you know and he came to me and he was in need of finding a house you know and uh we looked for a couple days and i'm real happy he was so tickled i'm so tickled for him that uh saturday afternoon after looking for a couple days looked at six houses that sixth one was the magic one for him yeah yeah yeah him and his lady they both fell in love with it look the the dude's 22 he's going to be buying his first house nice he was very awesome man it is awesome that is 22. you got your ass together man yeah you got your ass together bro going to that kid man and uh i was so happy for him uh because he was so you know he's like i don't know what to even want to do here you know he reached out to me because i don't
Starting point is 02:10:50 even know where to start and i said i got you i got you man don't worry i got him connected up with the mortgage guy mortgage guy got him approved then we talked about what all that meant went through all that uh we talked about what kind of houses that you know he wanted to get and uh after about seven of them i think six or seven uh he was six yeah because the sixth one it was magic number six so yeah but that could be you too look if you're a first-time home buyer you don't have to be freaking out just call me i'll help you work through it. It really, the whole job of a realtor is to take all the stress off of you and make it easy. That's what I'm going to do for you, okay? You don't have to be stressed out.
Starting point is 02:11:31 It can be fun to buy a house. It really can. You know, but you got to shop with the right person, right? Right. That'd be me. There you go. All right. Hey, ladies and gentlemen, I cannot thank you guys enough.
Starting point is 02:11:42 Every single day that we do this show is a blessing. I'm thankful for every one of you that are commenting, that are watching our videos. You're making our TikTok go crazy. Our YouTube is going crazy. Everything is just, I mean, it's better than we could have ever hoped for. And I'm just thankful. And I hope that you guys will keep sharing it, keep spreading the word, keep telling people about us. Let's just bring everybody here to the table that we can.
Starting point is 02:12:08 And remember, if you know somebody, a band, an individual with a compelling story, anything that you think, man, Patrick, you should talk to this person or you should have this band in, tell me. I want to know. It's through you guys that all this is possible. It's you who always have the inside tips and the things that help us be as good as we can be. So I just want you to know you're still the best fans in the
Starting point is 02:12:29 world. Couldn't be more thankful every single day for you. And I mean that shit. Okay. Have a great day. Happy Monday to you.

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