Patrick and the People - 10/29/2024 Patrick and the People - LIVE!

Episode Date: November 2, 2024

Guests: Rich Rockwell, Laura Beam, Shawn Skelton & Special Appearance by Dark from Day One

you you you you you You Good morning. Let's go. We've got, of course, Rich Rockwell, the Bruce Buffer of Little Rock right here. Good morning. Yes, sir. Good morning. And my lovely esposa, Laura, is in the house. Buenos dias. You said banner. What a banner morning.

Yes, it is going to be a banner morning. It's going to be an awesome morning. Got a lot going on today. Some great things to talk about, including a new movie with Jesus as an MMA guy. Yeah, we're going to talk about that. That's pretty interesting and a lot more to talk about today. Rich, you have a good weekend? Man, I had a great weekend, action-packed.

Just did some commentating up in, what was it, Ozark, Arkansas for Gladiator Championship Wrestling. It was a great show up there. You said it waszark arkansas for gladiator championship wrestling was a great show up there and you said it was back down yeah they had like 200 people there man it was a great great show a lot of fun a lot of fun and then it was man went on a little date this weekend did you yeah yeah yeah what'd you do uh we went bowling and actually i got taken out on the date really yeah she called me up and she you know, a friend of mine that we've been talking to her for a while. Who's we? Well, we have been talking, you know.

And she was like, hey, what you doing? You want to go bowling? My treat. And I was like, you want to take me out on a date? Sure. Let's do this. That sounds interesting. Well, that's great, man.

Turned out well. Did you get strikes? Oh, yeah. Yeah, I beat everybody. She was like, I didn't know you were such a good bowler. Oh, you're supposed to lose. I was like, well, you know, I got to, I got to. No.

You're supposed to lose, right? Competition, come on. Hey, good morning. This is early for you, of course. Yes, it is. It is an early day. Yeah? Yeah, I stayed up for that game last night.

And, you know, the Lakers always play late. Like, the game didn't even start until 9. Right. And, you know. Did they end up winning by the way no they did not i didn't think they were going just kidding brawny brought it home with 40 brawny scored 45 points that's right the greatest player to ever grace the hardwood brawny man he's just he's just you know maybe he'll maybe he'll work into it he's not his dad. That's for sure. Well, no, but, you know, his dad's what, you know, 6'8", 6'7", 6'8".

I don't know. Brawny's like 6'3", maybe 6'4", tops. And there's about an 80-pound difference in him. You know, I mean, it's a whole different player right there. You know, one of them is a big guy and the other's not. So, you know, who knows? Maybe brany will be... But he could not take on the Durantula. No, he couldn't handle that. Kevin Durant too much, man. He was scoring almost at will last night.

It was pretty awesome, actually. That was a good game, though. It was a real good back and forth on that game. I know that a couple nights ago, LeBron had 32. He had a triple-double with 32 points. The dude is in his 22nd season in the NBA, which that's just insanity. I mean, you don't have to like the guy to respect that. I mean, that's absolute insanity. Well, let's do some stuff here now.

You have a birthday list, you said? Well, it's not a list. I mean, we're just – I just felt like – Well you said I just wanted to do something with birthday I did yeah I just want to do do it a different way okay well because usually the list of people are lame oh they're lame okay well I understand well help help help us up being said I'm just gonna hit one birthday right now because they don't have internet access. Oh, I see.

But I know it's Amanda Seyfried's birthday, and if you don't know who she is, she's the dumb chick in Mean Girls. Oh, yeah. The dumb one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And she's 38. No, I'm just kidding. I don't know.

Okay. No, but hold on. Fun fact about her. Even though she plays the dumb chick, she was also like the love interest on Dear John. Like, that's the dude, Magic Mike. Yeah, okay. You know what I'm talking about?

It's a love story. We don't really get into those kind of movies. Yeah. But either way, what else was she in? Oh, Ted. She's the attorney. Ted's attorney. Yes, yes, yes.

But she's actually opera trained and she was in Mamma Mia and wrote like half the songs for that really yeah I had no clue I didn't know that and then instead of another birthday let's talk about somebody who died on this day there's that one of the Allman brothers oh I don't know which almond but it was one of the Allmans. One of those nutty dudes. One of the guys. And I know they sang music and he got in a car crash. I'd soup this up if I had the internet.

No, I don't know his name. And just a fun fact about today, what happened today, speaking of LeBron James, LeBron James started the NBA like, I don't know. 22 years ago? Yeah, 37 years ago. Yeah, he's like 500 now.

And also, we tried to go, no, who was it? I am getting a little internet on my phone, but not the computer. My phone's hiding behind the computer. Stock market crashed on Black Tuesday, so it looks like we're still doing the same. No, I think we're all right. We still have money as a nation. But anyways, yeah, there you go. There's my birthday version.

That's my day version. What happened on the 29th of October? Okay, all right. Birthday or not. Rest in peace, Allman Brother, dead but not forgotten. Fair enough, yeah. It's an Allman Brothers song, you know one? No, I don't.

Ramblin' Man. I thought that was like your generation. Yeah, I didn't. I wasn't into country rock oh they're country well they're country rock i mean they're kind of you know yeah oh i thought they were right well they are this is kind of more southern style uh all right well let's get into some news that you might care about a halloween heat wave is coming to the country this week, at least parts of it. The warm temperatures are going to move into the Ohio Valley and Great Lakes today. Record highs are possible in Chicago, Cleveland, New York, and D.C. They'll be near 80 degrees on Halloween Thursday.

That's a little hot, especially for costumes. The Northeast and Midwest will start to cool down by Friday, but the South will stay hot into the weekend. Yeah, so that's great. We're going to have a hot Halloween, so you're going to have kids sweating in their costumes, melted candy bars. This is going to be a lot of fun, isn't it? Do you remember when we did the gorilla costumes? Yes, of course. Oh, my gosh.

It was so hot. Oh, my God. Those are full body costumes, and they're very thick. Yeah. Yeah, no. You will immediately. It's a sweat factory. This year's Rockefeller Center Christmas tree is coming all the way from Massachusetts.

It's a 74-foot Norway spruce coming out of the town of West Stockbridge. It'll be cut down November 7th, taken to New York City, arrived two days later. It's the first time since 1959 the tree has come from the Bay State. The lighting ceremony will be December 4th during a live broadcast. Liam Payne will have a new way to remember him as his first posthumous song will be released. Okay. Gypsy Rose is getting a paternity test for her baby this week. She doesn't have a choice. State of Louisiana is making her. Oh, yeah? Mm-hmm.

A paternity test pre-birth can set you back up to two grand. Sources say Gypsy's footing the bill. GRB says she's 100% sure that her boyfriend, Ken Urker, is the dad. She wants to settle the dispute and give ex-husband Ryan Anderson closure. The test will be admissible in court. So I guess Ryan thinks it's his baby? Is that it? No, he does not.

Oh. But because they're legally married, she has to. Oh, okay. Yeah, just because they're married. Who is she married to? Which one? Ryan. Okay.

It said ex, so I didn't know. Yeah, well, they're not divorced yet. They're going through a divorce. Okay. But because they were married when she got impregnato. Oh, I see. Yeah, she's still trifling. She's still out here trifling.

Yeah, no, I don't think she's. And the new man's been busted twice, like, on Grindr. Like, he's been old accounts found on Grindr. I love the gypsy drama. Yeah, I think she's probably not. She probably shouldn't have gotten released, to be honest with you. Just in time for Halloween, and you know what? It's good that they cracked down on these things.

It's very important. Officials in Hollywood are reminding the public about a law that carries stiff penalty for violators. Signs are posted up and down Hollywood Boulevard. They're not playing. It's on Sunset Strip. It's in other parts. Now, you know, hookers are okay in California. Homeless and drugged out on the sidewalk is okay, but I'll tell you what isn't. Silly string is prohibited all day, October 31st and November 1st. Just those two days. That's right. It can cause thousands in property damage to businesses, cars, the Walk of Fame. Anyone caught using Silly String during those hours faces a penalty of up to six months in jail and a $1,000 fine.

If you're caught with a nude hooker on Hollywood Boulevard, that's just fine. You keep walking. You're good. Giselle Bunchen, speaking of moving on in the Gypsy Roseway. Another trifle. She's expecting her third child with her first with boyfriend Joaquin Valente, who she's been dating since last summer. The 44-year-old supermodel confirmed to be expecting. A source close to her said the couple is happy for the chapter.

She has two kids with Tom Brady, of course, son Benjamin and 11-year-old daughter Vivian. Bunchen and Valente, her jiu-jitsu instructor, first seen together in November 22 on a trip to Costa Rica with the kids. They initially denied it, but then it became public. She split from Brady in 22 after about 13 years. So she feels secure and happy. Well, she's with a jiu-jitsu instructor. I was going to say, he also split from Tom Brady as he was his trainer. Yeah.

So, yeah. It got a little personal. Well, it's not like Tom Brady can whoop his ass. I mean, he's a jiu-jitsu instructor. What are you going to do? You're going to be like, ah, damn. I'm going to have to hire somebody to whoop him. He's Tom Brady.

No, he could probably throw a football at him. Hit him right in the head, maybe. As mysteries go, this one didn't take long to reveal itself. Ghost announced a massive world tour yesterday. The band's official website lists 50 stops on the tour in Europe and North America and says more dates to come. Also underneath the list of stops

is a message saying this show will be a phone free experience. Yes, no cell phones. Pre-sales will open up today at noon, including the band's first ever show at Madison Square Garden. Okay.

Almost every show, though, these days is, like, phone-free. Are they? Yeah. You know, when we went and saw Kevin Hart, they take your phones or make you put them up. They just did it at the Theo Vaughn show. Somebody got kicked out, you know, for having theirs. I almost got kicked out.

I can see, you know, with comedy, definitely I can see that. With music, it doesn't... Who's trying to steal your set, ghost? Oh, well, yeah. I don't know about music. I guess maybe they just don't want to reveal the show, but it is...

I would think as a musician, I'd want everybody recording. If you're looking for some new corn swag, wish it was from Adidas again, well, Halloween is your lucky day. The band and Adidas have announced they're releasing their third round of shirt, shoes, hoodies, and socks inspired by them on Thursday. The new merch will be available on Korn and Adidas web stores and through the Adidas Confirmed app. I say bet it'll sell out quickly. This drop is part of the 30th anniversary celebration for Korn's debut album 30 years ago.

Do you feel old hearing that? Their debut album came out 30 years ago? I forgot that they were even a band. You said Korn. I thought you meant like real Korn. Who wants Korn swag? Right? No, I do. I want a giant Korn on a band. You said corn. I thought you meant like real corn. Yeah, hunger. Who wants corn swag? Right. No, I do.

I want a giant corn on the cob. That sounds fun. Okay, here we go. Ballot boxes set on fire in Oregon and Washington yesterday morning. All ready. Yeah, here we go. Police say arson at ballot drop boxes in Portland and Vancouver are connected, believed to be connected to a third incident that happened earlier in Vancouver. The first report came in around 3.30 yesterday in Portland and Vancouver are connected, believed to be connected to a third incident that happened

earlier in Vancouver. The first report came in around 3.30 yesterday in Portland, with officers responding to a report of a ballot box on fire in Vancouver an hour and a half later. In both cases, officials say an incendiary device was attached to the ballot box to start the fire. Three of the ballots in the Portland box, three whole ballots were damaged, people. This is terrible. A fire suppressant system in the box protected the other 409 ballots. That was also in place in Vancouver, but Clark County Auditor Greg Kimsey said they didn't work well and would be replaced and that hundreds of ballots were damaged in the fire. The FBI is

assisting to track down the culprit. I mean, honestly, how shitty is your life if you're going around lighting ballot boxes on fire? I mean, you've kind of hit a bottom rung there, haven't you? I mean, you don't have anything better to light on fire than a ballot box? It's the best you got with your criminal intent? Go make some money or something, man. Rob somebody. Damn, be a better criminal. It's a silly string. Hell yeah. Now, now, now you're talking. That's a real crime. Washington Post owner Jeff Bezos weighed in yesterday on controversy over the paper's decision to not endorse a candidate for president. In a nine-paragraph article published on the website, he argued the move is an attempt to shore up their credibility and combat perceptions of bias.

He said presidential endorsements actually do create a perception of bias, a perception of non-independence. Ending them is a principled decision, and it's the right one. According to the paper's own reporting, the editorial page had planned to endorse her, but Bezos stepped in to stop that. The publisher and CEO announced Friday that they wouldn't make an endorsement. NPR reported yesterday they had already lost 200,000 digital subscribers. You see, there's the problem. If you don't get on board with what people want, then they bounce, right? I mean, that goes to show you why exactly they do what they do. If they're not, you know, all in on something, then the subscribers are going to bounce. So their safest bet is to put all their chips in on one place and try to hold

in there. He said, look, we want to be neutral. And that's a hard thing to be right now. As you know, any kind of news source, if you want to call it news anymore. Let's see, Israel. The Israeli parliament voted yesterday to ban the operations in Gaza, a United Nations organization, the main humanitarian aid operating there, but Prime Minister Netanyahu again said they were involved in terrorist activities in the region while issuing a statement.

Let's see. Well, anyway, it's still going on. It's a problem over there. A propane leak, the suspected cause of an explosion in Texas that destroyed a home yesterday. First responders in the community just north of Dallas reported to a loud boom about 119 in the morning. Two people who lived in the homes were there when it happened. They were no longer with us. Louisiana governor has called a special session of state legislature to overhaul taxes. Uh-oh, TGI Fridays, they closed 49 locations over the last week. Anybody check McCain? Are they still over there in Lakewood? Are they gone? Apparently they're filing bankruptcy. They're getting ready to anyway in the next few weeks after this latest round of closures. Only 164 of them are left open. The first TGI Fridays opened in 1965. That's a pretty damn good run. I'll be honest with you,

as a restaurant, if you opened in 1965 and you're still operating, that's pretty good. What's your favorite thing on the menu? At TGI Fridays, I wouldn't have a clue. Exactly. Yeah, I don't know what. I would assume a burger, but I don't know if they have those. Target has dropped its Thanksgiving dinner menu price by 20% this year. They said Thanksgiving dinner will feature frozen turkey, potatoes, canned green beans, cream of mushroom soup, a box of stuffing, and jarred gravy. It'll feed a family of four for 20 bucks. Aldi, Walmart, restaurants, and others have put forth their offerings. Last year, an American Farm Bureau federation found the cost of a classic holiday piece for 10 people just under $6.20 a person.

Bullshit. Bullshit? Bullshit? Bullshit. You ain't serving nobody for no $6 a person on Thanksgiving unless you're using jarred gravy, which is horrible. Jarred? Really?

Jarred gravy? You'd rather have no gravy than jarred gravy. That's terrible. Uh, boy. Talk Boy, talk about expensive. The secondary market going into Game 3 of the World Series. Game 6, if you go back to the West Coast, remains red hot. On StubHub, the cheapest single ticket you can get is $1,220. And that's before the fees.

If your tastes are more elaborate, a dugout club seat will run between $13,000 and $89,000. Of course, in the secondary market, you can ask for as much as you want for a ticket. It's only worth what somebody's willing to pay for it, but that's a lot of damn money to go to the game, and well well, right now the Dodgers are up 3-0. It is not looking good for the Yankees if you're a fan. If the L.A. Dodgers end up winning the World Series, hard to imagine a scenario where Freddie Freeman is not the MVP. Last night he hit his third homer of the series to start off what ended up being a 4-2 Dodgers win over the Yanks.

Walker Buehler pitched five shutout innings and the bullpen took over to finish it off. Tonight, the Yankees will try to avoid a sweep in front of their home crowd and good luck to them on that because, man, it's not looking good at all. I don't think they get out. I think they're swept. To the shock of no one, the post-game fight between Michigan and Michigan State players has caught the attention of the Big Ten. Michigan State athletic director has confirmed he's been in contact

with the conference. Michigan coach Jerome Moore called the extracurricular activities unacceptable, says any discipline for those found to be involved will be handled internally. No official comment from the Big Ten concerning the incident or potential punishments that might be coming down now you watch that game there was a big fight after the game it was like the last like 20 seconds of the fourth quarter and it was just i mean to me it looked like michigan state started not just because i'm a michigan fan yeah no i know you're in the tank you're a hack but but uh but they it wasn't just a couple guys or the whole team i mean it started off with just two guys and then both teams emptied

out onto the field pretty quickly oh yeah i mean they got it they got it taken care of and everybody separated pretty quick but yeah it was it was still you know it's exciting yeah yeah i'd like to see more of that that makes it makes it a lot more fun. Let's see. And finally, let's get into this over here and see if there's something here you need. Yeah, UCF axed their defensive coordinator. And, well, that story is not even that exciting. Just scrap it. Let's move on. I'm bored with it.

It doesn't say it on the box, but Hot Pockets will totally burn your penis. on I'm bored with it Tina says good morning good to see Laura what's up sis good morning what is this Tina Drew said morning guys what's up man Wendy said good morning in Illinois today, thanks for watching us all the way up in Illinois. What's up, Laura? It's Colonel Will. There he is. What's up, Colonel Will? How you doing, buddy?

Wait, he's not, is it still Colonel? Yeah. Although we graduated in. We're close. I thought he was damn near the president. He's almost. He's almost there. Almost, but we can't talk about it yet.

president. He's almost. We can't talk about it yet. This day in 1854, the game of basketball was discovered by Professor LeBronius Jameson, the first NBA player. Doug, you might be right. LeBron James may have founded the NBA. I don't know. Good to see you, Laura. Good morning.

That's Mark Wooten. Ben Hubbard. Say good morning, Laura. What's up? Benjamin. I went to school with Ben. Good people. Yeah. And his dad was one of my teachers at some point. Mr. Hubbard?

Yep. Yeah. Yep. Didn't he? Was he the shop teacher? Mm-hmm. Mr. Hubbard, right? Mm-hmm.

There was three of them. Okay, but I do remember him. Yeah. No way. Mr. Hubbard, the shop teacher. No way. What do you mean? I need Ben to verify. Ben, was your dad there in what year? 1940. Yeah, right. That's when I graduated. 1940, honey. No. I graduated in 1988.

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that's one that I recommend. All right. I thought you would be able to really chime in on this, Laura. According to this study, women tend to follow their gut instincts. And according to a new survey, 77% of them feel like their intuition is a sixth sense, strong enough that more than half put trust in their intuition. Among moms, it's even higher, 74%. So the poll of 2,000 U.S. women reveals, on average, their gut feeling is right 68 percent of the time especially when it comes to meeting new people making major life decisions or say they're right 46 percent of the time and health 37 percent 81 percent of women trust their intuition on the sense that something fills off with their health before they know for sure

uh so what do you think uh do you think intuition is a sixth sense for you no but i used to yeah i used to think it was but really i just think it's wisdom you think it's just time is all it is i think the more you experience like the more you just and some people are just dumb like the more you just and some people are just dumb some people just don't see shit coming yeah when shit's there that is true there are those like for example you had all kinds of red flags i didn't see him i was young well right yeah something were to happen my intuition or wisdom maybe be more cautious next time oh yeah you wouldn't want to round up with me again. That would be a bad thing. As far as the health thing goes, I don't, I mean, again, same thing. Wisdom.

I mean, you know what a tummy ache is. You got one or not. No, I don't consider it a sixth sense. But I'm also one of those people that don't believe in, like, that kind of stuff. Like, the. The supernatural stuff. So, I want to. Again, I supernatural stuff yeah so i want to again i'll always say i want to but i've not experienced anything to like really truly made me believe yet yeah um but i will say you know i feel like that you have uh very good instincts at least when it comes to

initially assessing people oh character yeah judging character i do believe that yeah yeah bullshit or no bullshit yeah no i mean you really she really is pretty spot on when it comes to uh typically smell it on you i just i just know i know these things it's almost like it's intuition it is all right well let me see if you believe this then you can't tell if someone's going to be unfaithful just by looking at them can you now we have a general idea of what a cheater looks like thanks to research. Scientists quizzed 2,000 people who've been cheated on about the physical attributes of cheaters then used AI to come up with the facial features of an adulterer. The AI image generator created pictures of what the typical cheater looks like based on the description of all these scorned lovers men tend to be bald in their 40s with

larger noses smaller lips blue gray eyes brown lines and short hair that makes a cheater? That's like what a normal... That makes up like 75% of dudes over 40. Look, hi, Patrick. Hi, Ray. Yeah. That's pretty much us. You both are cheaters. Is this any more accurate than a horoscope? I mean, come on, man. So women, the

stereotypical female cheater has... Brown hair, pigtails, moderately chunky. What? Dark hair, small nose, in her early 50s oh not me both men and women described as having a slim build and staring eyes definitely not me yeah i'm safe you're a winner no i'm definitely not this sounds so dumb this is such a dumb i mean look yeah you're right every guy in his 40s probably half of them look like that you know a little bit bald or balding you know come on man that is absolute so basically if you're a dude you're you're you're a cheater yeah that's right

that's right you ask a lot of girls they would agree yeah that doesn't sound biased at all well a lot of guys i don't know if a lot of guys, I don't know if a lot of guys are. It's hard to say. Yeah, I just think a lot of people probably cheat, don't you? I was going to say, because I know a lot of cheaters with both, you know,

on both genders. I'm just saying. Have you ever been cheated on? Yes. Yeah. Yeah, I have. Now, did you ever been cheated on? Yes. Yeah. Yeah, I have. Now, did you catch them red-handed?

One, yes. Yeah. Yeah, absolutely. I've caught them red-handed. Others, you know, not so much or found out later on. You know, it always comes to light one way or the other. Like, if all of a sudden you break up and, you know, a week later you're in a new relationship and you just love this man or this woman or anything come on it was going on a little bit longer than that yeah yeah they're always man they have the back burner right

yeah no no if you ever been cheated on and I'm not really sure you're not really sure you never caught anybody yeah yeah I found out after the fact that I was and it was it was not a shock but it still didn't didn't feel great to know that it was multiple times I was like man I am a dumb ass it was a busy time of year for me. I'm just trying to make money, babe. That's all. That's all it is. Morning Motivations. Your office cubicle cannot

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Listen, this is crazy, man. This is so crazy but cool. A new film. It's called The Carpenter. Sounds kind of, you know, ominous in a way. The Carpenter. It's set in ancient Jerusalem. It follows an orphan named Oren who discovers MMA as his side hustle while apprenticing for Jesus Christ, the most famous carpenter in history.

The official trailer for the carpenter has recently exploded in popularity as people on social media scrolled past, what if Jesus Christ was an MMA coach? This summer has salvation written all over it. Jesus is going to whoop that ass. He's driving evil out of you one backhand at a time. Yeah, let's be honest. It says that historical fiction is a genre's trash,

unless the topic's completely over the top and outlandish like what abraham lincoln vampire hunter uh but anyway if you haven't seen the poster it's also awesome uh but while there are numerous bible verses that condemn violence it says and have been used to besmirch the good name of MMA. It does not do what? Besmirch the good name. I'm sorry. That's how it was written. I just find it hilarious that Jesus is going to be an MMA coach in a movie.

I mean, that's kind of a reach, isn't it, that Jesus is the MMA coach? I mean, first of all, I don't even think they had MMA in Jerusalem at that time. I'm not sure that was a sport. Well, you know, they just gather the camels around and make a little, you know, cage like that and get in there. And then just start scrapping. Right, just start scrapping. And that's where off the top rope came from. Don't make me smite you. Jesus was originally Superfly Jesus Christ. Yeah, there you go. I'm coming off the top rope to defeat you, Satan. Moses was the original Bruce Buffer. Yeah.

Did you know that? I did not, but that makes sense. It makes sense now. Yeah, no, absolutely. I could see that. Jesus and his apostles kicking ass across Jerusalem. Be there, be there. Sunday, Sunday, Sunday.

Man, the Sermon on the Mount would look completely different with a little ass whooping going on. It would make him sound like Bruce Lee here. Are they going to Chuck Norris Jesus? Is that what's happening now? They're going to Chuck Norris him, and now we're just going to start having these crazy ass whooping stories about Jesus? Until Jake Paul comes and challenges.

Until Jake Paul says, Jesus, you get in this ring right now, and you fight me. Fight me like a man. Yeah, he probably would try to do that, wouldn't he, Jake Paul? Floyd Mayweather. Floyd Mayweather versus Jesus. Jesus teaches Floyd to read. Oh, no.

But Floyd's not even MMA, is he? No, he's boxing. But it's still funny because he did fight Jake. That's pretty funny. Have to get like Conor McGregor or something. He's Catholic, right? Well, he is. That's pretty funny. Have to get like Conor McGregor or something. He's Catholic, right? Well, he is. I don't know.

Conor McGregor is probably a little past his prime. He's supposed to be fighting again. Chuck Liddell. There you go. The Iceman. He resurrects Chuck Liddell. No, who was the dude? Oh, he's a big old black guy.

Not Butterbean. You're talking about... That's a big old black guy. Yeah. Man, I can't think of his name. It starts with a K, doesn't it? Well, that joke would have hit if I'd have remembered. Man, I can't.

Kimbo Slice. Jesus resurrects Kimbo Slice just to put him back in the grave. You wake up the next morning and then we had Easter eggs, I guess. We got folks popped in here. Who's visiting us today? You think it like... Come on in here, man. Come in here, man. What's going on, my brother?

Come in here and sit down right here. Put that chair around here. Right here. Yeah, come over here, man. Wherever you want. Let's see. Scooch over and let him get in on this camera, man. What's going on with you, man? Let's see scooch over and let him get in on this camera man. What's going on with you, man? Man I've been good man What's been going on with you guys? Get up on the mic like this right here in Colorado fatty. Yeah that your nickname. No, that's what he just rolled That's what, baby. Well, tell them who you are, man.

Come on. I'm Sean Skelton. I just moved down in Lonsdale. Yeah, man. How's that place going down there? You loving it? I love it, dude. Man, I'm so happy for you and Bonnie, man.

That is great. And how's Bonnie doing? Oh, she's doing pretty good. I apologize. Y'all are jumping into a conversation here. Sean and Bonnie were actually, believe it or not, my very first clients in real estate. apologize y'all are began to just jumping into a conversation here uh sean and bonnie uh were actually believe it or not my very first clients in real estate and uh i helped them get some land and now they've got a home out there and uh they're really loving it finally got their own

place well i helped them sell a house then get some land and build their own he was fantastic on that he actually got more than what we was asking for. Yeah, we got lucky on that one, didn't we? It was kind of a crazy day. It looked like they had a house for sale, and we kind of baited the hook a little bit, I'll be honest with you, with a little bit lower price. And it turned into like a circus environment. I mean, people were just rolling up like it was some kind of, you know, a state sale or something. And I bet we had probably 10, 12 people at a time out there looking at the house, trying to, you know, and it ended up selling it, of course. I think there's a little bit more out there that first day.

Oh, that first day. Oh, no, no. I mean, at a time. Yeah, there were probably 25, 30 that came that first day. Oh, yeah. For sure. Yeah. But so what's been going on with you, man?

What's new? I'm just sitting at the house chilling yeah what got you out here uh get get your lips uncomfortably close to that all right there you go like that yeah yeah what what brought you up here today come up here to visit y'all see what y'all were up well here you are now man look at that guy knows how how to win friends and influence people, man. That's all right. It came from Grandpa's Donuts off of Stagecoach. Oh, really? Yeah, right there by Circle K. Oh, okay.

I hadn't been there before. Oh, that's cool, man. I never tried them either, so I figured I'd go behind stuff. Well, that sounds awesome, man. We'll hang out for a minute, and we're going to keep talking a little bit, but hang out here with us, okay? man. We'll hang out for a minute and we're going to keep talking a little bit, but hang out here with us. Okay. So let's move on to this topic because I find this quite fascinating and I think everybody can have a take on this. I mean, no matter what you think your day is like, it ain't

like this. All right. According to this woman, and maybe you could believe her, I don't know. to this woman, and maybe you could believe her, I don't know. She says it's unhappy hour all the time for her. Having orgasms all day long might sound like a dream come true, but it can be a nightmare for sufferers. A woman whose rare condition causes her to be spontaneously aroused claims that the ailment has become so debilitating she can't work and barely leaves the house. It's not something you want to have. It's distressing. Now, she's 29, and the poor gal specifically suffers from persistent genital arousal disorder, which involves experiencing unwanted sensations that don't resolve with one or more finishes, if you will. She said it can be anywhere from like three to five to over 25 a day.

One day I had 50. She says she feels the sensation very strongly. She's also noticed some telltale warning signs. She says, sometimes I get panicky or disassociative. I get tingling in my genitals. She said, I feel a tingling, and then it spreads all over. Yeah, I believe that's called getting off. While the condition might sound like perpetual pleasure, she says it ends in agony, making her fearful every time. There's so many things you can go with there.

I mean, how many pairs of panties does she go through a day? Yeah, she might have to wear those plastic kinds. Must make Sunday school awkward. Yeah. Man. I mean, that is, I don't even know what to do. Sunday school awkward. Yeah. Man. I mean, that is, I don't even know what to do. I mean, what would you do with that, man?

What do you think, Sean? Yeah, that's what I think, too. Yeah, that's a little bit above my grade. No, no. What do you think there, Rich? I've got to agree with Sean over here. That pretty much, I mean. I would imagine, I guess, yeah, it'd be painful after a while, but still, like. You know but still like you know i mean what a problem i wonder if she even has a boyfriend i mean is there a purpose in it

would it would he even be able to do it you know what what would they do if she did have a boyfriend he'd be like damn the air got you again damn i'm never going to get a shot at this am i you know i mean that that does sound debilitating. Surely there can't be, there's not a medication for that. Maybe pictures of Bill Clinton. I don't know. You're going to go cheat on me with the wind again, aren't you? Yeah, no doubt. That is just, you know, some of the medical things that happen to people are so mind boggling. It's like the people who go into maybe a coma and then they wake up and they're speaking a completely different language even though they've never spoken it before and that I you know I don't even know how that can work out

I mean how how does that even happen have you you've seen that happen yeah that's reincarnation yeah that's reincarnation you think that's not the coma stuff those are the people that that they say lived a past life and they speak like some language from whoever were there wherever they lived before so it's kind of imprinted on them from the past that sounds very supernaturally that sounds very supernatural i've not met someone like that but i've seen video well that that sounds very super I've also not met the lady who exceeds her O limit by 8 a.m. I bet you she'd be very excited to meet you, though. Oh, yes, she would.

Yes, she would. See that bitch watch VeggieTales. Yeah, man. Those kind of medical matters that just pop up, you know, what are other things like that, that sometimes you have people who have memories that don't belong to them?

Well, I mean, you know, they always say, like... They don't belong to them? Well, I mean, they have memories from a life that they've never had. Do you remember that one kid? That's also reincarnation. Well, it is their memories from another life. Well, allegedly. You said you didn't believe in the supernatural,

and now you're talking supernatural. I haven't met anybody yet. But, yes. So you do believe in reincarnation. Well, just the fact that somebody's staying in a coma for so many years, and they wake up, and they're like, they heard everybody talking, the conversations. Right.

I've heard about that. Like, that's crazy to me. That is crazy. If you were stuck in your head for that long, and I guess somehow maybe you make peace with it because you don't have a choice. Anyone that fascinates me are the women that go into

a hospital and have a baby and swear they never knew they were pregnant. How that happens blows my mind. Have you ever seen that show that was on TV? How do you not know? No, that is crazy because first of all, you stopped having a period Oh, my mind. Have you ever seen that show that was on TV for a bit? I didn't know I was pregnant. How do you not know? No, that is crazy.

Because first of all, you stopped having a period, right? I mean, don't you? I know, but somebody will be like, but I still have mine. Yeah. Morning sickness would get me, wouldn't it? Something. Not everybody has morning sickness. There's so many different things.

I don't know. Maybe you feel something kick you in the inside. How about that? Let's be honest. Normally, the women that have this problem aren't skinny So that lady may just think it was a wild burrito kicking her These ladies are not the skinny ones They're like, yeah, no, that's just a burrito. I know that feeling. Yeah. No, you're absolutely right.

That is. I don't understand this. No, that is definitely something I don't understand. Let's take a look. Weren't we talking last week about that one guy that like he died and then they were starting the surgery and he woke up in the middle of it, you know? No, they were. Yeah, absolutely. They were getting ready to harvest.

They were harvesting his organs. And he woke up crying because he's to harvest. They were harvesting his organs. And he woke up crying because he's in pain. They're harvesting his organs. Yeah, but that's another country where they don't do their homework before they start cutting on you, you know. We don't do it that way here. We're going to make sure you're dead by draining your blood first, you know. All right, let's see what the comments are. Good morning, y'all. It's Domo.

Hey, what's up, man? What's up, Patrick? Morning'all. It's Domo. Hey, what's up, man? What's up, Patrick? Morning, people. It's Tommy. We need to find Cody from Blue Bull. Yeah, Cody. He'll be around soon enough. Tina said, LMO, she's always busting your ass.

Always. Yeah, always, always. Josh is good people. That's it, Matt Dobbs. James said, good morning. Carrie said, dog titty. Yeah, if you look on the post, he's always going to say that. Is it? Yeah. Well, you were just telling me about that the other day. I think it's a classic.

It is a classic. He just says it randomly. Dog titty. You know, it's kind of weird. Oh, lovey dovey says, good morning. Hey, speaking of that. Yeah. says good morning hey uh speaking of that yeah am i correct you told me that dr dovey yep is gonna hypnotize you is that tonight that is tonight yeah really you're going under hypnosis what are you gonna do what are you trying to do so he wants to love chickens again all right the way he used to i want to you know just have somebody snap their fingers and start quacking like a duck yeah no um I'd actually talked to her about that because this has always been something that I've read about and you know hypnosis to like quit smoking and things like that I've never tried it and I so I was like well what all can you be hypnotized for

you know because I have some issues I have you know You know, yeah. I have a lot. So, yeah, let me check these off. Yeah. So, apparently, we're going to do, like, the first session is going to be, from what I understand, I am going to choose what I want to work on without necessarily, like, choosing. So, I guess, like, subconsciously. Yeah. But it'll be tonight. I'm going to do it from the comfort of my own home over Zoom

and hopefully she doesn't mess me up any worse than what I already am. What if you wake up and your butthole hurts? Yeah, he's going to wake up and go, why do I want to wear a skirt so much? I don't understand. I just want to wear a plaid skirt and a little squirrel girl outfit. No, Dovey's good people.

You're in good hands. As long as I don't come out with a sudden love for the Buckeyes or anything. Oh, yeah, the Buckeyes, baby. Yeah. How about that? Okay. She said, oh, my God, that is Laura. Yay.

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Anybody? No, really? She had a fitness empire in the 90s. She's kind of a short, blonde-haired lady who was very, very famous. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No. No, you don't.

Wow. Okay. Well, she was a huge star. She's now delivering for Grubhub and Uber Eats to make ends meet. She said, I've known Desperation. Desperation's walking back from the welfare office. The shock of from there, now I'm here. How in God's name?

She's 66. She lives in a low income senior community gets two free meals a week in the 90s she had a fitness program called stop the insanity and it was uh about 79 bucks and had audio cassettes and recipes tips for weight loss sold 50 million dollars in products a year a year wow miss miss powder yes a lot of her residuals on some powder yeah i think maybe she did okay because there's a lot of money out the window yeah she filed bankruptcy in 95 said uh someone else was handling it i never checked the balances i should have questioned i made a mistake how a mistake. That's one of the weirdest things to me is you get rich and you just

hand over your bank to someone else and all of a sudden one day you're like, they spent all my money. And the lie detector test determined that was a lie. She's on that booger sugar, getting that Mills on wheels. Yeah, you think that's what happened?

She got up on the crack. At least she's still getting her exercise with DoorDash and Grubhub. that mills on wheels. Yeah, you think that's what happened? She got up on the crack. Yeah, she got turned out. At least she's still getting her exercise with DoorDash and Grubhub, though. No, that is true. She's getting in her 10,000 steps a day still. I mean, that's a plus, right? Yeah, absolutely.

That was more sweating to the oldies. You know what I'm saying? More sweating to the oldies. That's Richard Simmons. The Richard Simmons. I'm just saying that's why I don't know her. Oh, okay. Or Billy Blanks.

Or who am I kidding? I wasn't working out at all, I'm just saying that's why I don't know her. Oh, okay. Or Billy Blanks. Or who am I kidding? I wasn't working out at all, I'm going to be honest. All right. Let's do this. What do you say? Let's do this. This is the segment. Not like the other.

People do stupid shit. You say, oh brother Hey, it's not a copy or a clone Of any previous bit But if you think so, hey We don't give a shit Yeah Whack-a-doo, bend the noose

Alright, a guy arrested going 118 miles an hour On I-84 in Willington Saturday morning. State police said about 7.20 in the morning, a trooper saw a guy passing a blue Hyundai Elantra. It went 118. And a Hyundai. Gone Hyundai. Was that a turbo? Coming on up.

The trooper began to speed to try to catch up to the operator, identified as 33-year-old Aaron Tarrant of Brooklyn. With the use of speedometer, he found he was traveling about 118 in a 65. He asked why he was going that rate of speed. He said he was going to Salem for Halloween festivities. He's been charged with reckless driving. He was going 50 miles an hour over the speed limit. I'm sure that's a cheap ticket.

What's the worst ticket you ever got as far as vehicle for speeding? Did you ever get anything like that? No, no, I haven't got a speed. I'm not a big speeder. No, you're not. I usually try and go the speed limit, I'd say. The biggest ticket I got was a failure to yield. Now, you're not one of those people, though, who go the speed limit in the left lane and won't move over. No, no, no, no. I'm definitely, I'll do like, you know, 75 down 30 and stay in my middle lane.

Yeah, I don't understand the people who camp in the left lane and they're like, it's my lane. I'm not moving over you go around me but you know this is for passing right i'm trying to pass you now uh people that don't scoot over when you're you're getting on interstate oh yeah when you're merging yeah now if you can't it's one thing but if you see I'm getting on and you got all those lanes and you can move over and you don't, you're a dick. Yeah. Really. Oh yeah.

Big, whatever. A Florida pawnbroker facing over 500 charges after being accused of dealing with stolen property. Ronald Plavnicki charged with 502 counts of dealing in stolen property, failing to report it to law enforcement. According to documents, he accepted misappropriated property that's stolen. That's virus saving. Yeah.

From a customer during a transaction at his pawn shop, he then trafficked items belonging to Home Depot, Walmart, and CVS. Oh, yeah. Yeah. They said he should have known. It was also revealed his pawn shop was not reporting transactions into leads online. That's where pawn brokers are required to enter the items they purchase. I did not know that. It is.

I actually worked at a pawn shop for a while. Yeah. Yeah. And it is required. Like, guns, big items, all that. We normally, like, input a serial number into the computer and then it goes to a national database and like every night that national database will run through automatic stolen items or whatever yeah and see if anybody's reported it stolen then it'll send a notification

of the police department wherever that item is and then you'll be at work the next day and all of a sudden police will walk in and say hey we know you have this item and we want a serial number and it's been reported stolen. Really? Any good criminal knows that, Patrick. What were you doing when you were younger? Well, not criminal activity. Well, I mean, I smoked weed.

That was about it. I mean, I didn't commit many crimes. Sell your shit on Facebook Marketplace, people. That's the lesson here. No, never go to Marketplace. It's the worst place to sell anything, I think. I got had on Marketplace, man. Dude was smooth about it too and he got me for um one of those uh the oculus oh yeah those are a popular

one yeah whatever those little storage things on it like you have like 34 64 and 100 something dude told me it was like the biggest one, and I just accepted his word. I didn't even think about it. Who would have thought a guy would lie about the size of something? And then he deleted his account. I was like, you dirty punk. Yeah, no. Well played, sir.

Well played. You earned that money. Yeah, well, he worked it. Let's go to Arkansas past Texas. Yeah, well, he worked it. Let's go to Arkansas Pass, Texas. A Texas woman pleaded guilty Thursday to smuggling rare chickens from Vietnam and Cambodia into the United States. According to a press release, Jennifer Mayo, really, really, admitted to illegally smuggling 60 Dong Tao chicken eggs. Dong Tao.

Dong Tao. To her home in Arkansas Pass. That's south San Antonio. Mayo told officials all the chickens that had hatched died, but several of them, ironically, found roaming around her home. The chickens had to be euthanized because of their health. Dong tao chickens are rare and native to Southeast Asia. They're known for long, thick legs.

Oh, you're known as a Dong Tao chicken baby. Dong Tao. Yeah, how about that, huh? Yeah, that's, who's smuggling chickens, man? What are you doing? Where are you smuggling? I guess, I mean, did you just. Just in the suitcase.

It was just the eggs, right? Well, it was until they hatched, I mean. Yeah, but how would you carry on their eggs? I mean, they would break, wouldn't they? Egg carton, I guess. I don't know. I don't know. Maybe that's why a lot of them broke.

I mean, because she didn't answer. I don't know. You're right. I don't know what the hell she was doing. All right. But this is. We have the iPhone 16, right? That's the one we have?

Yeah. Well, it's illegal in Indonesia. Travelers in Indonesia have a problem. The Apple phone 16 is prohibited, meaning you cannot buy one, you cannot use one, you cannot possess one. The industry minister announced the iPhone 16 doesn't have the international mobile equipment identity certification they need in Indonesia. And he means it. He's urging the public to report anyone. You snitch if you see an iPhone 16. The ban put into place because Apple hadn't fulfilled investment commitments in Indonesia. Laws say that devices used there have to be sourced locally.

say that devices used there have to be sourced locally. Fun fact, some Indonesians aren't even allowed running water. Is that right? It comes as no surprises. You can't even afford these phones. What are you talking about? This is Indonesia. They have children making TVs and shit there. You're probably right.

Well, I don't know. I don't think so. Yeah, I see all kinds of tags. In Indonesia? They say made in Indonesia. Oh, really? Yeah. I guess I don't read enough tags.

I should read more. One man hospitalized in Philly after another man attacked him with a mop Monday morning. Not the mop. The victim was sitting on a bench at Energy Station around 4.20 in the morning when the other man walked up, started an altercation, grabbed a mop off the ground and attacked him as expected. The police responded to reports of the mop attack. The attacker told officers he used the mop for self-defense. Investigators were working to get footage.

Look, why? Just move on. Who cares? Okay, they're idiots, both of them. I guess you could say he mopped the floor. Sorry, the door was open. I didn't. It was so low hanging.

They're not going to give you five stars. A Florida woman said her Uber Eats delivery driver took some of her food from the bag she had ordered and confronted her. Yeah, that's right. They were just talking about it. It was Ms. Powder, baby. I knew she was a criminal. The woman then noticed the driver was holding the Happy Fall Y'all sign from her yard. When the victim grabbed it, the driver spit in her face. While the victim retreated,

the driver took a decorative urn from the victim's yard and returned to her car. retreated the driver took a decorative urn from the victim's yard and returned to her car documents show the victim couldn't identify the driver from a photo due to a brain injury that affected her memorization ability but somehow the driver was tracked down and arrested oh using uber eats records yeah that would be tough if someone pulls away like i don't have memory i'm telling you i've lost it and they're like what okay um yeah so she couldn't she couldn't remember the driver but she could remember that she you know stolen earn and all that that's right she had crumbs on her shirt you know like hey you know when when uber eats or whatever doordash all that stuff started you know they changed like

the rules almost immediately where they had to start sealing the items either with a tape or something like that. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. To stop people from, because I'm not going to lie, man. I'll still,

man, if I'm picking up McDonald's for anybody, you're going to get a fry. There's going to be fries gone. Sorry. I mean, it's just, I mean,

they're hot and fresh. You gotta have some, you know what I mean? Them five guys orders, man. Oh're hot and fresh. You got to have some, you know. Them Five Guys orders, man. Oh, we can't. That ain't my budget, buddy. No, I know. Rich is rich.

That's why his name is Rich. He's going to Five Guys. The only time I ate at Five Guys was another show. What do you get when you gather thousands of naked men and women on a bridge? Honey, what do you get? A good time? According to New York artist Spencer Tunick, the answer is, of course, art. He put together a massive naked people photo shoot in Australia on Sunday in Brisbane. The exhibition part of the inaugural Melt, Brisbane's new festival celebrating queer art and culture sounds very exciting uh it's not the first time he's had large groups of people take off their

clothes and bows in public places hello diddy um this is some people call it art other people get arrested i mean you go figure out how that works. All right. And a rare dime, the U.S. Mint in San Francisco struck a very special dime in 1975. Now, the coin itself, not rare, but the few that were mistakenly struck without the S mint mark are three sisters from Ohio inherited one of these special dimes when their brother died. He had kept it in a bank vault for about 40 years. The dime was bought by the brother and his mother in 1978 for $18,000, which would be about $90,000 a day, and held onto it as a, quote, financial safety net, an investment, if you will.

Well, they were right. The rare dime went up for auction online. After 212 bids, it sold for just over half a million dollars. $506,250 to be exact. Once. For a dime. Just once, if I could get that lucky. You have been that lucky.

You've been that lucky repeatedly. And you've given that change to someone at a store not even thinking about it yeah you probably held thousands of dollars of coins in your hand and never knew it because you just never took time to look at it yeah now i used to be that guy that every coin i would get i'd go look it up until i finally realized i'm probably not going to get it yeah and i quit looking them up which means i probably already had it and it's gone now i was standing behind you in the line at the store going would you just move already yeah just hurry well they got an app for that now do they to take pictures of coins and you can actually scan your coin front and

back and it will tell you if it's worth anything or not i need that with women just scan them it would have helped you well you. Just scan them real quick. It would have helped you. Well, you know, I mean, I'm not saying it would have helped. I'm just saying it might have helped. All right. Let's see. No, that's not going to work right there. When is this? Dog titty? Oh, there's Carrie. What's up, Carrie? How you doing, buddy? Dog titty. We're good. We're good. up, Carrie? How you doing, buddy? Dog titty. We're good. We're good. Hey, will you turn the air on though? Because I'm fat and this is not my temperature. The air is on, man. Right. Well, I'm feeling a yeast infection if we don't get an air conditioning on. Yeah. You say it's on. I don't feel nothing. Well, that's because you're wearing a hoodie. You notice that everyone else is in short sleeves, right?

Listen, I'm not used to being up this time of morning, and it was cold when I woke up. Okay. No, that's fair. That's fair. Okay. One more here. Samsonite launched a suitcase into space and dropped it. Yeah.

Luggage maker Samsonite shot a piece of luggage up to 130,000 feet to test its durability. Not only did it get towards space before descending to Earth, where it crash landed in spectacular fashion, according to the footage. After enduring temperatures as low as negative 85, it was able to descend from the stratosphere. Oh, it had a self-deploying parachute, too. The feat was accomplished with a partnership for a marketing agency, Scent Into Space, which specializes in sending products sky high

to see if they can survive. The bag is said to be the company's toughest ever. Well, they did drop it from space, but they also gave it a parachute. I mean, if you didn't give it a parachute and it landed and was okay, then I would be very impressed. Yeah, you just lost all validity. Yeah, all credibility as soon as you put a parachute on the damn thing, right? All right, let's change things up a little bit, shall we?

You're so stressed. Want me to make you happy with my mouth? damn thing right all right let's change things up a little bit shall we i don't know why that cracks me up but it does uh all right so laurie you don't believe in uh the ghosts right? You're not a believer of ghosts? I want to. You want to, but you're not. Right. What about aliens? Do you believe in aliens? Do you think they're out there? Yeah, more than ghosts.

More than ghosts, okay. What about, like, possession, evil spirit possession? Can people be possessed by an evil spirit? One and the same. Ghost and possession, the same one ghost in possession the same i would think so okay all right is there anything supernatural bigfoot you believe in big foot no no okay sean what about yourself ghosts i believe in them yes you do have you ever had an experience yes see i want one but just don't do me i don't guess now if you really want to go

like get on my property, I'm out there working all the time during the day. You can actually hear people. Hello. You know, it sounds like they're not too far away. Mm-hmm. But, yeah, you can hear people talking out there all the time. Even though I got two miles behind me that I have a neighbor.

I have one probably about a mile down. That Colorado fatty, buddy. That's what that is. Could be. Could be. Now, have you seen a ghost? Not just heard it, but seen one. Yes.

Where did you see a ghost? All over. Well, give me one good real sighting. When I was probably about 10 years old. Okay. I was coming out of the bathroom, and right as I was coming, you know, opening the door, seeing this guy walk right by.

Yeah. And, you know, I kind of just took a couple of steps back, sat on the toilet. It was like comprehending what I'd just seen. And at that time, here he comes back again. He looks at me and tells me to like that. He keeps on walking. I mean, you could see through him. He had a greenish tint to him.

I feel like quit watching me shit you perv. You sure it wasn't your mom's boyfriend? No. Cause they were both asleep at that time. Her and her husband were both asleep at that time. This was probably about 3, 3.30 in the morning. Okay. And it's just... Yeah. You know, I'm like... All right. Shivering. No, I get it. What about Bigfoot?

You believe in Bigfoot? I do. I believe in, like, mermaids and all that. Mermaids even? Just because we haven't seen them, just doesn't mean that they don't exist. Well, I mean... Well, if there's a mermaid,

there'd have to be a merman wouldn't yeah aquaman right yeah yeah bigfoot yeah i'm sure there's one out there what about aliens yeah definitely believe in aliens don't you we're not the only ones out there and people who think that really need to go back and really look at history because it's full of, you know, all these cultures going back and saying, hey, these people visited this from different star systems. It is, you know, when you look at, for example, Egyptian or Mayan or Incan culture, Indians, Native American Indians and others like that,

they do all have similar art and things that illustrate that there's something akin to that. Now, whether that's just a common thing that they all dream of or think about or is their depiction of a god or whether it was a visitor is another story. But I think a lot of people are of the mindset that maybe people have been here before now i will tell you i do believe that maybe there was a civilization before ours that had maybe a different technology but very good technology a different kind of technology that could have existed on this planet before us it's like uh the african culture they believed uh well i mean before we even found out you know like Sirius the dog stars yeah that there were actually multiple of them yeah and it wasn't until like the early well mid 1900s I say 1970 somewhere in there that they actually found that there were two other stars that were circling up around that one main

one oh I would have never known that if they did if they had a telescope they would have right right right never did so it's like how did they know about this when you can't see it with the naked eye what's what's crazy to believe and and to conceive of i guess not to believe but to conceive is that this new i guess it's the the revamped hubble telescope or whatever, that they can see so far across the universe that they're saying we see a planet that looks like it has signs of life. It looks like there's artificial light on this planet. And they think it's life, but you can't reach it. You can't get there.

You know, we haven't been able to uh yet develop the warp engine uh to my knowledge right so we cannot accomplish that but we can see it i guess maybe we could wave through a telescope somehow i don't know if unless they have a telescope shoot radio waves toward them yeah i mean it might take a while to get there but yeah like a million years like i'll be dead by the time they get the hello, hello, hello, you know. Rich, what do you think? Aliens, you think they're out there, don't you? Oh, yeah.

Yeah, I buy into it all. The conspiracy theories, aliens. I mean, if you, ghosts. And it's kind of my feeling is like, you know, you have guardian angels and angels and stuff around. So you got to have the other side of the equation. Okay. So you might believe in the guardian angel. I mean, the only thing that makes me believe is because I feel like I had to be surrounded by him just to make it.

I mean, but exactly it. Like, that's what I'm saying. Like, you know, when you, to me, when I sit there and go, okay, there has to be something out there that's at least, you know, looked out for me or something once in a while. And I can't just buy into one part of it. I got to buy into it all. So there's been some occasion, you would say, where you feel like you should have been gone. You should have died. Oh, yeah.

Is there one that comes to mind? Well, I mean, just like, what was it? Probably like a month ago or so, I was driving along and just, it was there in Hot Springs. I forget exactly where. But basically, I was getting ready to make a left turn. And I was in my lane watching traffic. And this other truck just was coming right towards me head on, right in the left turn lane. And then at like the last possible second, just jerked, you know, came back to me and jerked around.

But was set to hit me head on at a high speed. was like oh this is going to hurt yeah all of a sudden that's what you said oh this is going to hurt i was like oh this is going to hurt and then it went around me isn't it funny how when you actually hit these panic moments you know these real life panic moments that it's almost never the thing you think you would it's usually something real mundane, matter of fact, like, oh, that's going to hurt. Like I should have been shitting my pants. Yeah, you should have been like,

this probably isn't going to turn out too well. Yeah, no, this looks like it could go wrong. I might die here in a second. I don't know. You think that for real that guardian angels have protected you? Do you believe in that? No, I don't know. I'm facetious. I don't think I've had any near-death experiences.

No? Would you like one? No. Just kidding, just kidding. Hey, Victoria says, hey, Laura. Hey, Patrick. What's up? How are you? Hi, Victoria. Victoria Justice. Yeah, that's close. Victoria Dotson. Yeah, that's close. Victoria Dotson. Okay, let's see. Hell yeah, we need a whole class for merging. People in Arkansas have no idea how to merge on the highway. Yeah, no, you're right.

I don't know how to use the blinker either. I don't know how to use the blinker either. I'm awful at using a blinker. I do use that. I do use that. You know what really gets me? The people that have to, like, come to a stop to make a right turn. Yes. No doubt. I do use that. You know what really gets me? The people that have to come to a stop to make a right turn. Yes. No doubt.

You can use your momentum and keep going. You don't have to stop. Thank you. That's fair. I also believe yellow lights mean hurry up and get through it. That is correct. Seeing somebody hitting their brakes as soon as that yellow light

comes on makes me so mad. Oh, it does too, man. I'm like, you had plenty of time to get as that yellow light comes on makes me so mad. Oh, it does, too, man. Because I'm like, you had plenty of time to get that. We both should have made it through. As long as I'm under when it's red. That's good. Good morning, my ninja, says Jam Rocker. Kevin Reed Miller.

K-Bert said, what up? K-Bert! K-Bert in the house. David's Burgers is fine. That's what you should have up here. You need to have Kevin come up here. It'd be fun to have David's burgers definitely be fun to have on you Latasha says good morning what's up Latasha I've been listening to you since you were on the radio in Little Rock living in central Tennessee now glad to be able to listen once again love the talking points great work guys thanks jeremy anybody knows any ghost out there like you should

also come up here like they could just call them up or something be like hey ghost i got a show for you i've tried so hard i want to believe man like i've had my hand like red i've talked to like two different mediums and i always get this BS. Like it's, and so I'm just like, I want somebody real. I have a question for you. I got an answer. Alright, Ouija boards. I mean, you know, you, I

think, I don't really believe, I mean, no, not really. Come on. You don't believe that they're They sell them at Walmart. I don't, I don't. Well, because it's always one side of the deal. It's either like, you don't believe them, or they're like, don't mess with those. We'll invite the devil in. Boomers are always going to, for the most part,

tell you not. Boy, did you just hear me? I'm sorry. I said, boomers will always tell you not to mess with them. You know, the older generation. I think it's pretty much just, I mean, again, it's made by Mattel. Like, come on.

You think the devil's getting in all those boxes? You know how many Ouija boards have been made? I mean, Jesus is an MMA guy. He is. That's true. He does turn water into wine, which I also don't know if I believe that either, Jesus. If the ouija board

was uh possessed i promise you as kids we played with that thing so much we would have brought every devil in the world out you had one oh my god yeah we thought it was a lot of fun uh but we never had any experience oh my mom would never let one yeah no i was absolutely no my mom wasn't afraid of that uh she was more afraid of motley Crue than she was the Ouija board. And with good reason, I'll be honest with you. I was much more influenced by that than any Ouija board. Well, you'll agree with this, Laura. LaTosha says we need a class on roundabouts.

Oh, I suck at them, man. I almost hit somebody the other day. I did. I hate roundabouts, man. I like them. I think it's fun fun i like hugging the curves and then go around like you know just pretend i'm in a porsche yeah you know and i am i am a speeder i don't want to be i was built that way but either way they slow me down because you got to slow down

on those curves or you'll side swipe somebody listen andy says for real so glad this is back now i need a chair on the show well andy come on up and visit bring donuts uh i'd like to be on the show too wendy says well wendy what's holding you back 10 21 hemlock in north little rock that's where we're located they are yeah the way the she's an over-the-road truck driver that's actually my yeah she's actually what now she's an over-the-road truck driver. That's actually my aunt. Wendy is? Yeah. She's actually what now? She's an over-the-road truck driver. That's my aunt. That's your aunt? I bet she has good stories.

I bet she does have great stories. Yeah, we can get her in sometime. Let's do that. Wendy, we definitely want to have you in then. You know what? That sounds interesting. Sounds like fun. I told Patrick one time I was going to be a truck driver, and he said that he would divorce me.

I tried it out. Did I say that? Yeah. I tried out truck drivers. I don't think I said that. You might not have said the D word. I don't think I said that. You might not have said the D word. I don't believe I said that. But you pretty much were like, no lot lizards am I going to be married to.

I don't know that I said any of those things. It sounds good. It sounds like I might say it. Going on the road, babe. Well, good luck to you. Yeah, bring me something back. Bring me some peanut brittle from Stucky's somewhere. Stucky's?

No, it would be Bucky's. Yeah. Bucky's, no. I still have never been to one of those yet. Me neither. And I don't have, like, the desire. I know they're building that new one, and it's not on my calendar to go to. I don't understand what the big hype is.

That's how I feel about Disney World, but I am down to go to a Bucky's. I could care less if I ever see Disneyland. Anywhere where children are massive are like no go for me. I will go. My oldest son, Noah, wants to go to the Harry Potter thing. So I will sacrifice. That's like universal. I mean, it's kind of all one and the same, though.

You know what I mean? Yeah. But other than that, that'd be the only reason. I don't know if they really have that Mario Kart track track yeah if they build that sucker here that'd be cool um i'm in there like swimwear i'll mess all those kids up have you heard about that new theme park uh resort that they're making out in oklahoma called like america's heartland or something i did briefly or vaguely hear about that but i don't know all the details yeah i think it's supposed to is it um yeah i know what you're talking about. It's supposed to be like they hired a whole bunch of previous like former Disney workers to help build it and make it. But they wanted I think if I what I remember is they wanted to make something that was a much more for middle america that was reasonable yeah

dollywood wasn't good enough not everybody loves wild river country wasn't good enough it was but it's gone now you know what do we have now magic springs magic springs that's right yeah that's right you get magic springs and crystal falls over there baby yeah yeah it's always fun uh it is fun to go there but i would be intrigued by that uh i would love to go yeah but you know disney they just raised the price look if you want a not the fast pass but the best fast pass i guess they have now uh it's 400 a person over and above the ticket price okay so the ticket price just to get in per person's 100 to 130 bucks, I think. So I mean, you're talking about 500 bucks a pop for four people, that's two grand, just to be able to get in and cut to the line. And you might think to yourself, oh, well,

I'll just spend $100. I don't need to cut line until you stand in line an hour and a half to get on a damn ride because you will disney world is that packed you will literally think about magic spring you might stand there 40 minutes waiting to get on the best coasters and whatnot and i'll wait for the front seat too man i'm a roller coaster person and she does want the front seat in the front seat i don't want it man that makes me anxious to be in the front i I think we need to have a Patrick and the People theme park. That would be a fun day, a theme park day. That would be a fun day. Yeah, maybe we need to hook up with the Magic Springs folks out there.

I think so. We need to make that happen. And have a Patrick and the People day. That would be a lot of fun to get everybody together, wouldn't it? Yeah. I'm down. Yeah, then you could ride the front all the time. Right.

Yep. Yeah, you could just be, you know, the Laura front of the ride. Just call it that every ride. I'm a dash pass. Yeah, that's right. That's right. That's right. Hey, very quickly, let me just take a moment to welcome Cabot Mechanical HVAC to our lineup.

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Oh, yeah. Large Marge sent you. And her face was, ah. Yeah, I remember you. And her face was, yeah, I remember that. Jay Sorsby says Bucky's is overrated. Well, it's a giant convenience store. I think people go because they've just heard so much about it, how

big it is, and it's so large. It's like the Walmart, I guess, of convenience stores. And so they just want to go see what it's about. But, I mean, I think... Sorsby's a truck driver, so he would know, too. He would. So go see what it's about But I mean I towards these attract drivers so he would know to he would He's probably right it probably is overrated I mean Big reds just fine in it. Well, actually I think they all they're all Casey's now aren't they no longer big red fine, isn't it? Actually, I think they're all Casey's now, aren't they?

They're no longer Big Red. They're all Casey's. Circle K. Oh, Circle K. That's right. They did get Big Red, didn't they? That's right. They did. But Casey's is everywhere now. Casey's used to be Mapco. Oh, the Delta Express? Okay.

Okay. Okay. Well, I don't know who Casey is, but all of a sudden he's got a lot of damn stations. I know that. They seem pretty decent. they seem pretty decent. They seem pretty decent. Ron said David Lindsay is the man. You are right, Ron. He is the man.

Okay, let's do something different here. Okay, so we like our coffee dark and bitter. Doesn't mean we're not a ray of fucking sunshine. Patrick and the people. We're talking about Halloween coming up, and it is just around the corner. I believe it's Thursday. Is that correct?

Yes. Rich, are you going to be wearing a Halloween costume Thursday? I figured I'm just scary enough naturally looking. That's fine if you feel that way. My kiddo wants to be Pennywise, though, and we haven't even watched the movie It but first he wanted to be deadpool and then he came up to me last week and he was like i want to be pennywise how old is he six how does he know who pennywise is i have no idea i don't know where he got it from but he is yeah he is dead set on it he wants to be pennywise

really okay okay uh are you doing anything for halloween i know that uh you're ain't nobody trick-or-treating on your property no no i live on the private yeah i know i know that people on my road so yeah it's not even worth it but my kid he just turned 18 so it's no need to go trick-or-treating anymore well i mean if he's hungry good i mean he get some candy yeah yeah yeah everybody going trunk-or-treating trunk-or-treating I know man let me stop let me not go there

I've done it before it's it's I mean yeah I just I don't know it's just not the same as going up and yeah it's safe it's for the children uh well stand up and, yeah. It's safe. It's for the children. Well, cruel joke. Stand up and knock at the door, okay? Cruel joke for trick-or-treaters. The great Halloween debate over candy corn once again rears its head in the pantheon of high emotion candy.

That is the one that people seem to argue the most over either you love candy corn or you hate candy corn yep uh i think it tastes like wax with a little sugar in it yep uh much like vampire teeth used to you remember the halloween vampire teeth you would get them and then you would eat them yeah yeah that's what you did they used to give us a lot of wax things to eat for some reason that was alright I don't think you were supposed to eat them. I think you just put them in and then you spit them out You could chew them up like gum I would chew them you know yeah

But then I would spit it out What about the wax coke bottle? That's what I was just gonna say yeah The wax coke bottle I would chew that out We were normal. Who eats that? Y'all?

Did y'all really? Yeah. This explains a lot about me and you, apparently. Apparently so. Why are we going to run to someone else? Yeah, no, of course we ate it. Who knew? Years ago when we were kids and we're like. You ate the paper on the fruit stripe gum too, didn't you?

I ate dirt. But I'll tell you what, the paper will have more flavor than the gum. Touche. Fruit stripe gum is the best tasting gum in the world for 12 seconds and then it's over with the little zebra on it yes and then it's over yeah it's the worst gum in the world 13 seconds and you're like this is horrible but man it's 13 seconds 12 seconds is pure bliss a little tattoo on your tongue the stripes right you know you did know, if you did that, you could. Really? Yes.

You didn't know that? No, you. Yes, you could. I didn't know that. You could lay it on your tongue and then take the stick off and you'd have the stripes. I remember with like the foil from Big Red Gum, if you licked it and stuck it to your forehead, it'd like start to burn after a few seconds. Yeah, that's cinnamon.

It's on your skin. It's going to have a direct burn factor. That's right. it was always kind of fun to do with pepper spray on your head like pepper spray for kids my friends and i did that all the time here lick this and see how long it can stay on your head for what you do with a corncob so what is uh let's let's say this when you when you were a kid trick-or-treating rich what was the best candy that you could get in the bag? What was the one that you'd get home and you'd be like, oh my God, this is the best. I mean, I was fat, so.

Which one would you fight over? Right. Any of the king size ones, but Snickers. Snickers and peanut butter cups were always my favorite. Reese's? Yeah. Oh, yeah. There is no peanut butter cup besides Reese's.

That's right. Reese's is the best candy on the planet. There's not even a close second, to be honest with you. But what about yourself? What was the one that you got excited about? You'll probably think I'm weird. I do already, but go ahead. Apples.

Apples. Apples, oranges, fruit. Fruit? Yeah. You got fruit for Halloween? Where were you living? Florida? No, here in Arkansas.

Really? Yeah. In Benton? Mm-hmm. I'll be damned. That's before we moved to Colorado. man i i'd have gone back and egg somebody if they gave me food right in saline county it was either an apple a canned good item or some uh dough here's some beads some beads and needles get out of here right i'm just kidding here's some crack have a good night i enjoyed candy but you know yeah I was more into the fruit well that's cool good for you man good for you health conscious what about you babe what was the one that you were most excited to get I mean not

Hershey's Reese's Reese's candy bar you know you were dealing with rich people oh yeah you know wheat candies like all right so what's the worst candy you could get besides candy corn we've already determined that bottom licorice yeah black licorice black I like black licorice and in small doses I'm also gonna take it back to Easter real quick the little the little marshmallow they're terrible yeah anything almost anything with marshmallow also puffy but not quite as soft but it looks like the peanut butter candy no no it's just orange yeah no yeah those are gross yeah no and when I was a kid I thought they were great for some reason.

And then later as an adult, I ate one and I went, that tastes like gasoline. I don't know why I liked it so much. Yeah, it's terrible. They're terrible. They have a real weird wank. Like sweet tarts. I never liked those either. Spice drops and those little like, I forget what they're called, but spice drops and dots.

I think they were called dots. Oh, the gumballs? Yeah, the little gumballs. Red hot're called, but spice drops and dots. I think they were called dots. Oh, the gumballs? Yeah, the little gumballs. Red hot? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I love those. What about, did you like gumballs?

I like gumballs. Lemonheads. Jawbreakers? Lemonheads, not so much. You didn't like lemonheads? No. I got in trouble in fifth grade. What was her name?

Oh, my God. Miss McC mccool maybe i can't remember uh but nonetheless i i was always doing dumb things uh that's what you know i just was a just a troubled kid you know i like to do silly shit and um so i was in there drawing and drew a picture and passed it over to one of my classmates and she saw me and she was like bring that note up here bring it up here bring it up here to the front of the class and i brought it up sheepishly handed it to her she looked at it looked at me and goes outside now called the principal principal came and he looked at it and he literally had to turn his head because he started laughing. And then he gave me a lick.

But I had drawn a picture of like lemon heads. There's a mouth on you? Yeah, that's right. Lemon heads, except I called them rectum heads. And it had a little butthole on it, you know. And so she thought that was the worst thing in the world. He thought it was hilarious, you know? But she asked in the middle, like, well, bring it up here.

And I was like, yeah, that was the kind of idiot that I was, you know? What grade were you in? Fifth. Fifth grade. Yeah. Then I got in trouble at home, too. Any time I got, was it that way? If you got in trouble at school, did you get in trouble at home?

Depends. If I got into a fight, I better have won the fight. Because if I didn't win, I was going to get my ass tore up. Okay. So you had to win the fight you got into. That's a different rule. I like that, though. That's interesting.

It kind of stopped me from just going out and picking up fights with just anybody. I got you. Okay. No, I feel you on that. I feel you. What about yourself? Yes and no. I mean, like, younger in school yes but

when i got into like middle school and high school and stuff when i get in trouble my parents are just kind of like you know whatever you hate school anyway so yeah what's the point yeah uh it is weird how different parents uh and especially in older generations i I guess, like my parents, dealt with fighting. Like my parents would sanction it almost with other parents, you know, for us to fight. They sanctioned a fight in the front yard one time of me and my neighbor's house, and it was me and this other kid who was like six, seven years old, and we were supposed to scrap.

I just wanted to be an airplane, you know. And my dad was so pissed off because I wouldn't fight, you know. Now later I became quite capable of fighting. But one time I think I was maybe, I must have been a freshman in junior high. Maybe I was in eighth grade even. Eighth grade probably. And I had a friend named Steve Tanner. If you're out there, Steve, what's up, bro?

But Steve and I, we used to be what I'd call frenemies, and everybody had one. You know, someone in your neighborhood who's a friend, but sometimes you fight with, you know, and it just kind of depends on the day of the week or whatever's going on. Well, this is one of those days where we were not happy with each other, and we were in my front yard fighting. And we'd fight for a little bit, throw some some punches then we'd stop and take a break then we'd fight for a little bit and we'd stop and take a break and it

was almost like the dogs in the cartoon that they would you know clock in and find the sheepdog and the wolf finally my dad got pissed off he came out grab both of us banged our heads together and said, either fight or get it the hell over with. I'm tired of watching it. We decided it was over at that point. Yeah, you know, nowadays my dad probably be prosecuted or have his ass, you know, but that's how he ended it anyway. But he fought too. My dad was real bad about that.

We had a neighbor one time. I was, my brother got into a scrap with a little neighbor kid and he was probably five six years old he's real little and the kid got him in a hammer like you know where you put your arm behind your back and my brother said I give I give well I didn't want to break the arm so I got him off my brother well here come that guy's dad out and he starts pushing me in the face you know and so i just grab my brother and go home well my dad uh is is home sick with the flu okay and first of all he had an aversion to clothing

in general i don't know why uh but he was buck naked sick in his bedroom i come in i'm telling my mom about this he goes did you say put his hands on you yeah come here I have to get in here as I knew he's gonna be I don't want to see you know what I mean so I tell him what happened this dude gets up throws some sweats on walks out the door now me my mom and my brothers are like bing bing bing bing heads coming out the door watching him walk over around the creek to the neighbor's house knock on the door when dude answers the door straight clock neighbor's house, knock on the door. When dude answered the door, straight clocked him.

Boom, and went in the house. Swear to God, man. And they just started scrapping, scrapping in the house, the yard, everywhere, man. That's how I grew up right there. That's the kind of pops I had. It was such simpler times back then. Yeah. Well, things did resolve themselves, I'll be honest.

You didn't have to worry about the cops getting called and going to jail. No, nobody called the cops. Just, you know, raise some fists, punch each other, and then you were usually best friends afterwards. You know, something like that, right? Usually squash the problem at the end of the year, and you don't have nothing else. Best of friends for the rest of your life.

Yeah, no, you know, it's kind of true. I had a friend like that that we got into it, and we ended up being good friends after we fought, you know. You got in trouble at school sometimes, didn't you? No. Don't lie. I was a precious lamb. Don't lie.

No, I just really just, I didn't get in serious trouble. I just was a talker. I just talked too much. Yeah. Yeah, I spent a lot of time in the hallways. A lot of time in the hallways. Uh-huh. Yeah, I always had my name written on the board.

I never got to be the kid that got to write the name. You never got to be the monitor? Did that make you mad that you never got picked to write names? No, much like running for office. I knew I wasn't qualified. Yeah, that's classic right there. I was fine with it. That's great.

Listen, what else you got to do in the morning? All right. Here's some information that you really do need. A detour is set to take place on I-30 eastbound the Arkansas River Bridge from November 1st to the 4th in Little Rock and North Little Rock as traffic officials work to open all the lanes on I-30. According to the Department of Transportation, this is the final phase, okay, don't get too mad, it's the final phase in the three-step process intended to transition traffic into its final alignment. The construction in November will require all eastbound lanes to be closed starting at 10 p.m. November 4th.

No, November 1st at 10 p.m. until November 4th at 5 a.m. Traffic officials said that will not impact westbound traffic. As for the detour itself here's how it would look so if you were i-30 eastbound and i-630 eastbound i-30 eastbound traffic will be detoured onto the frontage road um crossing the river traffic will take the broadway street exit in north little rock and then you'll have to move over from there, get detoured to Riverfront. And traffic will continue on North Locust and take Bishop Lindsay to get back on I-30. So there's going to be some workarounds. It's going to be pretty tight for about three days. There's going to be a real pain in your ass.

So I'll still be able to take my exit here. Yes, you will be able to exit here. And that wasn't the case about two weeks ago. Right. I remember getting caught in that. Right before we started the show, right? Right before we launched, I was coming back from West Little Rock on 40 to come over here to Broadway. And it was all blocked off. Yeah. I had to go all the way down to 630, loop back around and come back to take Broadway. And I was so aggravated. It was a mess. Yeah, around and come back to take Broadway. And I was so aggravated. It was a mess. Yeah, because I could not find an exit to get out of.

So it's going to be a little bit of a challenge there. Well, thank goodness it's only going to take them, what, four days to complete instead of the last, what, 10 years that they've been working on it? Yeah, no. I mean, at least they're wrapping it up. We hope. It seems like in Benton, they're never going to wrap up construction. Yeah, dude.

I thought we finally wrapped it up. But, yeah, no, it's got to be even worse for you going to Hot Springs. Well, yeah, I had to go this morning coming here. They had at exit 111 there blocked off completely to get on to 30. Really? They're still doing construction. So I had to get on 30 and go up towards malvern on old military road then get off then circle back around and get back on the highway to come here

wow it was uh it was a fun morning no i bet it went like uh yesterday morning when they had that big fire there uh about 114 a couple of big rigs i'm telling you there's been a lot more fires happening lately and part of me kind of wonders how much it has to do with that lithium deposits that they found clear it out room you mean lithium deposits what are you talking about you are a conspiracy theorist

I'm just saying I'm just saying they said hey we found a whole bunch of lithium in Arkansas, and then all of a sudden all these fires started. You think they're just mysteriously showing up because lithium was found? I think they're. You found me. We're starting fires everywhere.

I think they're clearing space out the easiest way they can. We also have this mineral called bauxite. Yeah. I don't know if you've heard about this flammable. I'm just messing with you. I'm messing with you, Rich. Okay, we're still on Halloween. Somebody mentioned candy cigarettes. Do you remember candy cigarettes?

Oh, yeah. I remember those bad boys. Do they still make them? They do, don't they? I know there's a store in Hot Springs that sells all that candy. I made some for my son's birthday. Yeah? Yes. It was wholesome.

No, it was great. Yes. I mean, was there like a reason behind it or you were just like, I think I'm going to make my kid candy cigarettes and teach him bad habits early on. Well, I mean, it was like his 20th birthday. So, you know, he's going to have to have his own moral compass at that point but no i think i saw it just online you know where you take uh pretzels and you dip them in that white chocolate or whatever and then a little red like you know something at the end i don't

remember it was like a couple years ago but either way that's cool though it was fun yes and you should you should have seen the candy crack pipe i made it that was a lot of fun yeah it was really fun to watch her make it you know and escalated quickly yeah no from candy cigarettes to candy crack pipe rolling black licorice however i tend to drink mine these days go jaeger yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, no, I like Jaeger. With Red Bull. With Red Bull. Yes. Yeah, otherwise it's trash.

You do get a little mouthy. Who? You on Jaeger. I do. I'm already mouthy. I don't need a lot of help to get over the threshold, and that will push me there. I get really loud, and I'm already normally loud. It's a gateway to domestic violence. Yeah, I get really loud and I'm already normally loud.

It's a gateway to domestic violence. Yeah, I'm not loud. I can't say that. I'm kidding. All right, let's see. Okay, yeah, we're back on. I was talking about Halloween. So everybody has a fear of something, all right? And so this, whoever this this organization is went out to find out what the biggest fears in each state were uh laura what do you think the biggest fear for people is in arkansas um i don't know the dollar general closing shoot i don't know. The Dollar General closing? Not getting child support? No, most of us don't get that. No, it's fear of heights would be the biggest fear, apparently, of people in Arkansas. That's really weird.

Yeah. You're surprised by that? Well, I mean, just with all the mountains and stuff. I don't mind if I'm secure in something. Like, I'm not the one to jump out of a window or dangle from nothing. But if I'm, like, in a harness or if I'm, like I said, secure, I'm not scared of it. All right. But I'll tell you what I am scared of, and that's being put in a nursing home.

You're going to go to one today. That's my biggest fear. You're going to one today. You're definitely hitting one before me. No, you're going today after the show. All right. So of all these, tell me which would be the greater fear for you. All right.

Death, failure, heights, spiders. Hold on. What does that say? Oh, enclosed spaces, public speaking, snakes, or ghosts and spirits. Which of those are the most frightening? Sean, what do you got? Snakes, hand down. Snakes.

Snakes. Me too. You too. Yeah, nothing else on there am I scared of. No. Really? I'm kind of scared of public speaking. No.

Give me a microphone. Yeah, no, I see you're scared of that. You know what? Snakes for me. Once you get me up here speaking, once I get over that nervousness, it's over. but if i see a snake it's like oh yeah i've gone the other way yeah man i'd have to go with enclosed spaces claustrophobic well if it's a real small space it it will freak me out right it's very rare that that's ever going to happen i'm not going to spelunk and get into some cave where my fat ass can be stuck in there those people do that but that just watching that makes me anxious you know uh but there's nothing

that looks fun about that to me no you know like those people that yeah that ain't the cave i want to get up in um no but it really honestly in closed, it's such a rare moment for me to have to deal with. Like, I never am in one like that, so it doesn't bother me. So if I were really going to pick one, I'd say failure out of all the hooses, probably. Yeah. Yeah, nobody wants to fail. I've come to terms with it. I mean, nobody wants to fail, but it's through failure that you learn how to succeed.

That's something gay people say. Not this kind of gay. Like the other gay. That's helpful. Hold on one second. Hold on. Sorry. I take that back.

I didn't mean to. It's all right. No, it's fine. So now during this one episode, I've been labeled a cheater and gay. I'm kidding. I'm just sometimes I'm a bully, i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry didn't realize i was signing up for this abuse when you called me up there patrick man i was raised by boys and wolves

i'm messing with you i think that that's where you learn also. If you're smart. I tend to make the same mistakes. Over here trying to be sweet and have some wisdom. And you're just like that. No, I'm kidding. I'm kidding. All right.

So Laura says she's most afraid of snakes. I do remember. And I don't know if you do. But there was a time a few years back, we lived on the river, and Laura, I was in the shop out back, and Laura yelled, Patrick, Patrick. I'm like, what? She goes, there's a snake in the garage. I said, what does it look like? And she described it. I said, just shut the door. It'll come out. You know, she went back inside, and sure enough, it came about a six-foot king snake and

The next day here she came with a big bag of stuff. I was that she goes. I put it on the ground So the snakes they don't like it. I said you better take that back to the store. You got it at She's like why is it because those king snakes keep the bad ones away? We live by the river There are water marks ins let the these that we had two king snakes that were sheriff's there man They kept everything away Don't come at me like people online because I get it don't kill snake I don't kill anything else True my dad a few minutes ago ago i'm sorry about that too just don't let nobody kill snakes in the state of arkansas do what now don't let anybody kill see you killing snakes

in the state of arkansas they get pissed off don't they it's illegal well yeah but i mean until what until i took my hunter's ed class yeah yeah you can't kill any kind of snake in the state well i mean i i get that you know i mean um that they don't want you to but i'm gonna tell you this if it's uh coming for me it's definitely gonna die they say if you feel like you're about to be harmed by it yes you can protect yourself but the thing is if it's going the other way and you chase it to kill it. That's kind of just like home invasion. So it sounds like the same rule. Yeah, no, you get what you deserve if you're chasing the snake. Some people chase the snake, don't they? My neighbors out there on my property say I got a six-foot timber rattler out there.

Really? Yeah. But I've also seen an eight-foot long king rat snake, too. Oh, well, that snake's fine. He's not going to hurt nobody except rats and rodents. Well, he keeps everything else away, but the property next to us, they are snake-infested. Really? Yeah.

When you say snake-infested, what does that mean? Right after we did our driveway, they did theirs, and when they were bulldozed, I guess they went right through several nest and babies. They said just everywhere. Yeah, thousands of them come up. Does that make you nervous? Man, that makes me sick in my stomach. Yeah. Does it really? Yes. I always think about them coming up the toilet. Yes. Oh, like in third world countries normally, I sit there still what I think of it happens

here. Sure. Yeah, you haven what I think of. It happens here. I'm sure I've heard about it. Here. Florida? Yeah, Florida. Oh, well, Florida's a different country. That doesn't count. You love to snake in the toilet. Oh, I love to snake in the toilet. That's for damn sure. Yeah, a big old snake. A honking dirt snake. Here's another Halloween thing.

Check this out. Michael Myers actor, James Jude Courtney, he will host a Halloween Kill screening at Imagine Novi on October 31st. That event kicks off with a VIP meet and greet. Where is that at? Novi, Michigan. Yeah, I think so. Well, thanks for informing us of that.

We'll definitely get tickets. Well, because people might want to meet. I mean, people travel great distance for informing us of that. We'll definitely get tickets. Well, because people might want to meet. I mean, people travel great distance for these horror movie fans. I'm messing with you. Yeah. So anyway, they're going to do that. There's going to be a Q&A.

There's going to be all kinds of stuff. So if you want to actually watch Halloween on Halloween with Michael Myers, or the actor who played him in the recent movie, then you could do that. You know, you want to watch Jesus Christ Superstar. I'm going to be hosting. That sounds awesome. That sounds great. I could see that.

I could see that. Yeah, for sure. I remember watching, I remember watching, you know, all the scary movies and you think to yourself when you're watching them, I think a lot of people, if you're watching maybe Friday the 13th or Halloween, is how we get away from, you know, Jason or Michael, right? You're always, I mean, that's what you think about when you watch these movies. And you think, oh, I could probably take it, you know. There was an impersonator or whatever you want to call him a character actor cosplay guy whatever but he played at a haunted house and he played jason and in the movie jason is six foot six

you know and this guy was six foot six and when i took a picture with him it made me reconsider everything i was like oh no i could never take this I'm running. There's no way I'm doing anything but run. This guy's massive. You know, I was just like, oh, my God, he's huge. Have you all heard of that McKamey Manor? Would you ever go to that? Oh, that's. That's like the haunted house that, where they can, like, basically abuse you.

Well, they torture a house, basically. Yeah. That shit got waterboarded there. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you go. you go just survived it you go and and try to make it all the way through no one's ever i think girl a lady one one lady like the past few weeks yeah but that's it i mean and it's torture the whole way through of some

kind they can actually do things too yeah yeah they can't just jump out and scare you. No, they tie you up. They blindfold you. One lady in a small containment area where it was small. You can hear her screaming. They'll shave your head. I have to go and pay and do and then sign a disclaimer with them?

I'm staying away from. It takes two hours to do the disclaimer because they do it before they go in. Here's what gets me is who is the sick bastard that wants to run it? For real. Like to me, like you're borderline, like you're a psychopath. If you want to inflict this kind of fear and pain in people. Right.

Like on a daily, like it's not a problem for you. I try. Like, no. You said I try. I try. Daily like it's not a problem One time somebody you're mad at but to be like, oh, hey, I'm going to work What are you gonna do torture the shit out of some people? like daily That's to me that something he doesn't even charge for it. Like you bring a bag of dog food

I think cuz he's got dogs bag of dog food, I think, because he's got dogs. Oh, yeah. So he just does it purely for the fun of doing it. That's even worse. I feel like I'd go and never come out. That's what I feel like. I'd be an absolute idiot. Hey, honey, can I buy a new gigantic birdcage to hang from the ceiling?

Patrick wouldn't make it past the first. I wouldn't make it past the door. No, I'm not going in. Hell no. I'm not going in. I would. Yeah, I would try. You would do it. Just'm not going in. I would. Yeah, I would try. You would do it. Yes.

Just because all the other haunted houses, man, that I've ever been into, I see everybody else jump. Well, you know what? I do go by that same theory. In this case, it's different for me because they can put their hands on me. Right. Like, I know my kids, I'm the worst person to go to a haunted house with because it's like the gangster in me comes out. Like, I just have to be like, I wish you would. You know what I'm saying?

She is that way, yeah. Yeah, it's kind of like the whole front seat on the roller coaster. Everybody laughs behind Laura. Right. You know? Like, I'm a baby Marine. You know, I was raised by a Marine. Like, a psychopath.

Okay? So, like, I've seen some shit. Go ahead, clown. I dare you to laugh. Laugh one time. That's what I mean. So, I'm just just I know nothing's gonna happen to me in a haunted house That's why I don't get like happy Gilmore They put their hands on me. I don't know man. I said you'll be like happy Gilmore from the clown scene. Yeah, are you destroyers? Yeah

in the clown scene yeah he destroys it yeah yeah now that's a what a great movie that is hey they're coming out with a part two and i hear kel one of the kelsey's gonna be in it oh sorry that's okay it's just banging through the whole yeah there's uh they say it's gonna be like who's gonna be what one of the kelseys are gonna be in it what are they not in right now be what one of the kelseys are going to be in it what are they not in right now nick swordsman's going to be um his caddy oh god matter of fact i saw let me pull that right now is supposed to be like a wrestler in real life or something like that in the movie happy gilmore son is supposed to be a wrestler oh really yeah that sounds kind of funny right okay so uh laura since you brought that up listen to this uh it sexy so every year of course people magazine like there are magazines really or i don't know maybe people still buy magazines uh but they they they cast the annual sexiest man alive right but now it's not just

one person now there's all kinds of dumb categories uh so the sexiest podcast host it's a two for one honey is it day porn no it's travis and jason kelsey sexiest podcast host come on really really don't do it you're gonna work on you know getting that spot next year well no i that'll be in the bag but um but no there's come on man i mean i know they're cool dudes they're super cool dudes it seems like but they're almost at that k-heart type stage you know where there are too many places everywhere and it's just like i'm kelsey'd out i'm like man can y'all take a break for a while you and taylor and all of you just go let's go sit down and stay out of the cameras. Go write some songs or something.

Go splunking. Huh? Go splunking. That's a great idea, yeah. Get your fat asses stuck in a cave somewhere. By the way, the sexiest musician, Harry Styles, takes it again. Yeah. I don't know.

A guy in a dress doesn't do it for me. I was going to say, he is a beautiful woman. He is a beautiful woman, isn't he? That is very true. And the sexiest TikTok star says Mark Estes, who's known for his gym videos.

I don't know. Who is that, honey? You must know who he is. No, I don't. I don't watch gym videos. You better be careful of the long-withstanding future of delivering Grubhub. Grubhub, yeah. No doubt. Great talk fails.

Great callback, sir. All right, all right. Let's take a quick break. I'm going to just take a quick intermission so I can set this up because we're getting ready to have a live performance right here, baby. Give me just a minute. you you you All right. We are sitting here. Now, you guys scoot in this direction here where people can see you. And let me...

There, yeah. Only because it causes static. It interferes with the headphones somehow. We don't know how. Now, keep scooting. Keep coming this way. Keep coming. There you go there's it now yeah he's in here and y'all can just hear i'll uh here take this mic let me get this one

yeah and uh i'll just take this mic and uh we'll switch up a little bit and you pull that one to you uh what's going on with dark from day one natal what's going on with Dark from day one, Natal? What's going on with you guys? Oh, God, everything, man. We have been hella busy. So... Scoot in this way a little bit more. See yourself up there on that monitor? My beautiful face. There you are right there, yeah.

Yes, okay. So what's been going on? We have been hella busy. We just recently teamed up with Pavement Entertainment Label Services. So it's kind of like we're dating. We didn't sign a record deal per se. I think a lot of people thought we signed a deal. But what it is, is we've teamed up with them and we're working right now. We've got four new singles and between them and us, we will pick the one that we think is going to have the most legs.

Yeah, exactly. So, you know, Pavement has some of their artists, like Puddle of Mud, Candlebox, Ted Nugent, which I teased Tim King. I was like, hey, man, when do I get to meet Uncle Ted? Yeah. He said, that's probably not going to happen. No, it's probably not going to happen? I was so disappointed. i bet you were but maybe

you know so uh it's been an incredible journey you know um it's it's really challenging i think a lot of times people don't realize how much goes into a band you know like uh you've got to work with everybody's schedules um you know everybody's doing the day job things, trying to make things happen. It's a lot. It really is. So that's pretty much it, man. Yeah, no, it is a lot to manage, you know,

especially if you have a family that you're providing for, you're doing, you know, regular type work and trying to be in a band. It can be a really difficult thing. uh what all are you guys are you getting ready to embark on some uh some new touring well so that was something that was discussed you know they have offered a few different opportunities um we had had one like to go out with tommy vex uh one with saliva a few other groups. Yeah. You know, we're at that position right now to where we feel that we need to have the new music first.

I got you. You know, kind of really. Kind of be ready to get out there. That's it. Yeah. And, you know, hopefully, like, I mean, I'm super excited. How do you feel about it? Like the new stuff? I mean, it's coming together really good.

I mean, I know it's cliche. Every band's like, new stuff i mean it's coming together really good uh i mean i know it's cliche every band's like this is our best stuff ever you know but no it is really good we're super proud of it and we've rewrote lyrics like four or five different times for each song yeah so that's been kind of the hang-up you know and you kind of get to a point to where you realize like man there is no perfection let's just get it like what we feel right we feel it we know that other people will feel that energy as well right right right um yeah man it's it's a hell of a journey i mean you know we appreciate you we've known you forever and you've always supported our journey well yeah i mean a lot to us oh hold on sorry my phone just started talking on

technology yeah no it's amazing uh anyway okay uh it was so yeah i've known you guys for a long time i mean i met you at uh what we used to refer to as mud fest uh which was a a crazy uh concert event and uh it was crazy. There was mud everywhere. People were trapped and stuck in the mud. And I was actually pushing your sister's car out. Yes, you were. And that's how I met you, right? Yeah, my dad was like, you are my hero, sir.

Now you can stay at my house anytime you want. Your dad's cool people, man. That's good people. But yeah, she was stuck there. And I saw that and just started, you know, I was like, well, I'll just help her out. And that's how we became friends for a long time. Now, so where can people go right now to get your music? So we have our stuff on Spotify, YouTube, of course, Amazon, iTunes,

you know, pretty much every streaming service possible okay and you know I know with this new material we're gonna work on getting some videos out there so yeah more content more content that'd be great as far as shows that we've got coming up so actually my daughter and son-in-law own a tattoo shop called black cross tattoos is that right yeah and so they're getting ready to open the new facility and we're going to do an acoustic show there that sounds awesome we'll have to send you the date yeah please do because the hurricane stuff like the things from lowes was delayed so yeah we're looking at probably the end of november but i don't have

a specific that's very exciting though congratulations maybe you got to be proud of them for doing that oh Oh, absolutely, man. Now, are they both tattoo artists? Yeah, they're both tattoo artists. That's so cool they're doing something together like that. This is my daughter's work. Yeah. So I'm her refrigerator when kids are growing up.

Oh, yeah, you just let her draw on you. Yeah, I'm just like, well, I'm the fridge. Okay, that's it. Hey, you're a brave man. You're a brave man to let your kid draw on you. All are we still waiting on one more yeah we're waiting on one more and to do a performance today but i'll tell you what i will do in the meantime let's do this hold on one second we'll switch gears and you guys can just participate i've got one good one today that i want to do so let's do this

I've got one good one today that I want to do. So let's do this. Listen up now, I'll tell you a story. Without a doubt, it's kind of gory. It's the worst news you could ever hear. Things just like this make you fear. It's not. It's not funny at all. And if you laugh, you're going to hell. at all and if you laugh you're going to hell um a furious husband has been jailed in australia after going on a rampage with a shovel after he busted his wife having sex with his brother

in the back of a car while his mom sat in the front yeah you heard that right you stopped what you were doing didn't you you started you started, you went, hold on, what? What did you just say? Yeah, I said it. David McCulloch, 41, pleaded guilty last week to the attack after catching the duo romping in the vehicle in Tasmania in March. In other news, they have cars in Tasmania. Would have thought only coffins.

The bizarre ordeal unfolded when a suspicious McCulloch tracked down his spouse, Jacinta King, after she failed to answer her phone multiple times. Oh, no. The Supreme Court heard during his sentencing hearing he found his wife of six years, with whom he shares four kids, he found his wife of six years with whom he shares four kids in the back of the vehicle with his brother, Jamie, in a parking lot close to his sibling's apartment building. Shockingly, his mom was unperturbed in the driver's seat while the pair were caught in the act. The enraged... Who do you want to hit first in this? Do you want to hit mom first?

Do you want to hit the brother? Do you want to hit the brother? Do you want to hit her? You want to kick somebody first. I know that. Just when you thought the world wasn't crazy, there is proof. So apparently he started punching his brother in the chest. Then he repeatedly struck his wife. Then he grabbed a shovel from his car and started beating the pair as he shouted,

I'm going to kill all of you. That's probably the appropriate response. Every one of you deserve to die. The mom tried to intervene, but ended up getting pushed into a nearby trash can, which is what should happen to mom when she's sitting in the front seat while the brother's banging your wife. During his sentencing last week, the judge acknowledged the saga must have been upsetting for Mr. McCulloch and described it as a breach of trust between family members. You think, Your Honor? I accept it was an emotive response to the circumstances you discovered. He ended up pleading guilty in a slew of assault

charges, as well as possessing cannabis, a firearm, and firearm and ammunition look let me just go ahead and stop right there because if this guy had a firearm and didn't use it you should eat no jail because i'm telling you what i might have just went got this let's just change this game right now we'll air condition all of you out yeah mom's gonna be sitting in the front seat you're gonna that's the worst day of your life. It could have been worse if dad jumped in and was hitting your wife, too. He's got mad skills to be able to keep

from utilizing any weapon. Yeah, well, he did grab a shovel and bang a couple people with that. But yeah, no, you're absolutely right. He had good restraint, as good as one could have, because I'm telling you, I would have gone full sopranos on that one someone's going to the fishes i'll tell you right now about that uh is our fourth

member arrived are we uh are we here yet no no okay he might be using a shovel on someone in that traffic well the traffic was pretty crazy out there wasn't it insane yeah uh what was good was it just normal morning traffic or was there some kind of accident or something going on? I don't know if there was an accident or not, but they could have got away with five of them for sure. Yeah, I hear you. I hear you on that. Yeah, no doubt about it. No doubt.

So what's going on otherwise with you guys, man? Natal, what's been happening with you? Well, Rob, you want to talk a little, bro? I'm here now. Hello. Jump on, man. What's been happening with you? Well, Rob, you want to talk a little, bro? I'm here now. Hello. Jump on, man. I'm sorry about the story that we just read.

I thought we'd pre-agree that you weren't going to bring that up. I'm sorry, man. I had to share it with everybody. I had to let them know, you know. So what's going on? Introduce yourself to everybody. I'm Rob. I play guitar. I apologize I'm fashionably late.

But, yeah. Traffic was crazy, he said, yeah. It was a little bit. But I don't know where Truman's supposed to be. He's on his way. As far as playing guitar goes, how were you inspired? When did you pick up the guitar first? And when did you know, hey, you know what?

I might be pretty good at this. Well, that last part has yet to be seen. I started doing it around, like around the age of 18 or 19. I had an older brother. Really? He had an old Gibson acoustic laying around and stuff. But my older brother started off playing. He was one of those kids when Slipknot and Korn were getting really big, he had all the big trip pants and stuff. Okay, okay.

He had a BC Rich Warlock, and he would play all those kind of guitars. And he had, like, a Line 6, like, pedal board and stuff. He really wanted to be, like, the next Slipknot or, like, Korn or Motorgator or one of those things. That lasted for about nine months, and then he started being started like slowly drifting into like indie rock so he had this he has his uh acoustic laying around and i would like slowly pick it up every once in a while yeah a lot of times you hear that uh people start at a real young age you know someone will get a guitar in their hand at five or six and then they they move on and do it but but you were kind of late to them yeah i didn't really i didn't really get into music to like

like i like music i like to go into concerts or whatever but i didn't really get into music until, like, I liked music. I liked going to concerts or whatever. But I didn't really, like, start playing actively until, like, 18 or 19 years old. I started playing on the acoustic guitar. And I think my mom got me my first, like, electric guitar a little bit after that. Like, I started learning, like, Alice in Chains riffs or whatever. Yeah. And, yeah, she took me to the local guitar center and got me, like, this Epiphone Les Paul knockoff.

I wish I still had the guitar. It was actually pretty decent for, like, what she got for it. And, no, I started getting into, like, all sorts of, like, heavier styles of music. And your mom regretted getting you the guitar. Man, my mom's my biggest cheerleader, to be perfectly honest with you. That's awesome. She's a, if anyone, my mom's my biggest cheerleader, to be perfectly honest with you. She's awesome.

If I ever accomplish anything, she's going to be there to talk about it. It'll probably be because, if anything, my dad is like, when are you going to get the real job, Roman? If anything, I feel like that would probably be more accurate. I'm assuming because of this accent that you just used that that's the accent your dad has. Oh, yeah. So you come from a foreign lineage. my dad's from iran so like i'm the first generation of my dad's family was a good impersonation i i was talking there's this guy on youtube why i show his videos to my dad because i go dad it's you and he's this uh he's this like uh tick tocker dude who

uh uh he makes fun of his arab dad or whatever and uh it's uh it's very reminiscent it always makes me laugh because it just reminds me of my father and his friends growing up very good so when did you uh when did you get in your first band uh man this first first actually i feel like my first real band was the one that i started i had a friend of mine we both tried out for the same band at the time and it wasn't you know super to our liking or whatever and he hit me up out on a whim one day and was like man he's gonna like try writing our own stuff and i was like yeah we tried that we did that for like several years we played for a group called this burns through and uh it was really cool i look back on it like i kind of

look back on it bittersweet because it was like some of the funnest times of my life hanging out with my friends writing those songs but we didn't really accomplish too much we played a handful of shows put out a really cool sounding record and uh ironically enough one of the dark from day one songs that we do now was a song that uh me and him reconnected and we were going to be uh we were gonna you were gonna we were gonna we were gonna like try writing some songs again and uh it was one of the points where i was like uh i was going to retool it. We were going to try writing some songs again. It was one of the points where I was going to give myself this kind of artificial deadline just to force myself to rise to the standard or whatever. It's the song of our music.

It's a song called How Could I? Yeah. It was a song that I wrote for that project. And we got kind of tired of waiting around. I think he got a little bit of cold feet. So I was like, you know what? This is really cool songs. All these cool ideas.

I'll bring it with me. Because at that point, I'd been playing with Dark from Day One off and on for a little bit. And I was like, I'll just bring it to these guys and we'll finish it there. How did you connect up with Natal and Dark from Day One? Actually, it's because of this project that I'm talking about. So when I was doing this burn through,

I think we were doing pre-production for a batch full of songs. I think I had kind of been a fan of Dark from Day One for a little bit. Like, I think it was around 2012 or something. I had seen them at a show. I think, if I'm not mistaken, it was at the first time I saw you guys.

No, it wasn'm not mistaken, it was the first time I saw you guys. T.C.'s? No, it wasn't T.C.'s, but I do remember seeing both of you guys at T.C.'s. That was at the new Juanitas. It was at the new Juanitas, and you guys had played. You guys were opening for, oh, God, is it Mushroomhead or something? Machinehead? Was that the Machinehead show? It could have been. I'll tell Machinehead? Was it that, the Machinehead show? It could have been.

I'll tell you what, speaking of that, the new Juanitas, you know, I know Joe who had Juanitas, and I'll tell you what, I think even though he gave me the reason why, I would have never, ever, ever, ever, ever left that original location. It was such a good location with parking and everything and i know they were having problems with the the leaseholder and all that but man when they moved over to the other one it just never and i was afraid of that because it it had such a vibe yeah it did even though that building was kind of right matter of fact it may be because that building was kind of older run down a little, that it had a certain feel and a certain vibe.

It was like that dive bar everybody wanted to play and everybody wanted to go to. And then when they did it brand new and moved it over there, I mean, it was beautiful. It was nice, but it just lost that grungy, gritty kind of dark vibe that it had at Juanita's, you know. And I loved playing at Juanita's a lot. Well, yeah, I opened up for Brian Posehn, the comedian there. And Brian Posehn, you may know him from, he was on the Sarah Silverman show. All those movies, the man with the big chunky guy with the big old beard. That's right.

The heavy metal comedian. Yeah, I opened up for him. And, man, that was a tough night for me because that was the night I learned I'm literally allergic to tequila. Because, yeah, because I had done a hell of a set. Did a great set opening up, and I felt really good about it.

And I came off stage, and my friend said, here, you know, take a shot here. And I came off stage and my friend said, here, you know, take a shot here. And I took a couple of shots of tequila, just two. And, uh, so we were all going to meet outside and do a meet and greet afterwards and sign autographs, me and Brian, you know? And so we go out there, man, I just started throwing up and couldn't stop throwing up. My friends circled around me at the trash can. So nobody would know I was throwing up, you know, and I'm like, Brian Postain's over there like, what's wrong with this guy? My friends circled around me at the trash can so nobody would know I was throwing up. You know, and I'm like, Brian Posehn's over there like, what's wrong with this guy?

What's his problem? Because, you know, I'm sure he just thought I was another dumbass comedian who got too hammered, you know. And then Laura didn't even believe it when we got together. And so it was about probably i don't know a year and a half two years later we were married and we were having a party at the house on the deck and she was like well you can do just one shot and i was like no i'm allergic she goes no you're not you're not allergic to it just take one shot and i said okay an hourly all night long literally all night it's something about that agave plant. I cannot mess with it, man.

I cannot do it. That's your puke juice. My man absolutely will send me into nonstop. When I've had it, I just lose track of time, man. Like, you know, I'm feeling good, but like if I have a couple shots of that or whatever, I totally lose track of time. I don't know if it's with tequila. I don't know if tequila is any more or less powerful than any other alcohol, or it's the state of mind when you say, tonight I'm drinking tequila.

Normally when you say, tonight I'm drinking tequila, you mean we're about to do some crazy shit tonight. I'm about to get stupid. I'm letting go. I don't care what I say if my pants come off it don't matter you know that's tequila so i think it might be yeah i don't think it's the alcohol as much as it is the state of mind ones in when they choose tequila you know uh is there do you do does alcohol any alcohol take you differently than others that make you react differently? I know for me personally, one time, like, I was in Florida, me and dad,

we went to a little dive bar, and there was, like, you know, a husband and wife and their friend there. He's like, let's do some peppermint schnapps. Well, I'm not a huge peppermint fan anyways. Oh, my God, dude. I will never again. Like, one of those nights to where, you know, you're hugging the toilet and that doesn't feel good. And so you just go lay out

in the parking lot, like a dead body, hoping that a car doesn't run over you, but you don't care. It's so confusing to throw up minty flavor. It's like, this doesn't even feel right. You know? Yeah. I, I, I feel like, like, and it's probably not the case, but in my mind, whiskey makes me mean. Yeah. Every time I've ever had whiskey, it seems like something goes wrong for me. So I just, I said, yeah, I just don't drink that anymore.

Hey, it's good that you're learning your own response to alcohol. Well, I'm 50-something. I ought to know it, shouldn't I? What about for you, Johnny? Was there anything that you can think of there's been a couple but yeah i think mine is i just don't know my limits you're just one of those never cut off people yeah there are lots of people like that you know you get to this level where you're having just the best time in the world and it seems like it's only wrong if you quit drinking but if you just stop drinking then maybe get some water for about an hour then you can start

drinking again and keep it going right but no that's not what happens we get up to the crest we go let's go all the way down you want that perfect buzz you want that where you're feeling good but you do well like you kind of push yourself over yeah no there no you end up in this mode i love you man oh my god my back hurts and then the world starts to spin yeah it's too late you know you're kneeling at the porcelain throne you know here's something no one's ever said drinking alcohol you know what that's enough yeah you're just about right on that just about right all right uh well let's take just a quick intermission here and see if we've got our fourth member showing up and uh give me just one minute you you you Thank you. All right, so we've got an issue where one of the band members is stuck about 30 minutes away.

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