Patrick and the People - 10/30/2024 Patrick and the People - LIVE!

Episode Date: November 2, 2024

Guests: Amanda Parker, Dustyn Bundrick

you you you you you you Thank you. You Nobody breaks us, nobody made us, and no one can take this cause we got their fix. We are the people, we are the people, we are the people, don't mess with us. Let's go. Good morning to you. It is Patrick and the people hope you are doing amazing today. It's going to be a great, great day here. We had a great day yesterday, but let me introduce to you who's in the studio today. To my right, it is Amanda, the owner of The Break Room. How are you this morning?

I'm fantastic, Patrick. How are you this morning? I am good. Did you have a good day yesterday? I did. I did. What about you? Well, I know what kind of, at least morning y'all had.

I'm kind of jealous I wasn't here. Yeah, no, I did. It was a great morning yesterday. We had a real good show. It was great to have Lori in. Bundy, how are you today, man? I'm doing good, brother. Good morning.

Good, good. Bundy is the owner of Bundy Electric. So if you have some home or business electrical needs, Bundy can definitely help you out. Yeah, reach out to me on Bundy Electric on Facebook. Bundy Electric on Facebook. You can also find The Break Room on Facebook, correct? You can. Bundy and I were talking about some jobs this morning,

so I'm hoping to get him to work in Little Rock this week. Oh, yeah. Okay. Well, there you go. You're doing business right here. That's what the people do. They're always doing some kind of business. So a couple of big things. We had some record numbers yesterday, which was fantastic.

And by the way, thank you for the great reviews on Facebook. I appreciate that. As a matter of fact, if anybody listening can post a review on Facebook of the show, that's a great help to us. And it really helps encourage other people to get involved. I know that you guys are sharing and telling everybody out there, and we do appreciate the hell out of that. A lot of good stuff to talk about today. And, uh, I think we have a lot of interesting things. We'll talk a little bit about, uh, some Halloween stuff, a little bit of Thanksgiving stuff. And, uh, we've got some only fan stuff we got yours yeah well you mind now probably not you have a special discount code for us yes yes i do yeah a promo code yeah if you leave a review angry make it angry yeah you get angry yeah uh so we've got a lot of really interesting things i

think today that uh you're going to enjoy hearing and we really do appreciate you guys a great deal for being here. Let's get to a little bit of news, information, things you can use. Now, yesterday, if you weren't around, Laura was criticizing the birthdays that we do every day. She felt like they were boring. And so here, in honor of her, I did bring a birthday in that was a little different today. I want to give a very, very happy 28th birthday to Kiera Nicole.

You may know her from fine films like Bachelor Party Orgy or How to Train a Hot Wife. Yes, she is a mattress actress. Good for her. Yeah, so happy birthday to her and I hope good naked things for her today. Are they still doing up-and-comers? I don't know. It's a great question. I'm not really sure.

Let's see. Who else has a birthday that matters to you? Probably nobody. Let's see. Hey, Henry Wink winkler remember that guy water boy or the fonz if you're real old yeah he's 79 wow not so he was older not so fonz anymore you know what i mean uh uh gavin rostell is 59 what yeah now i feel old you're right the bassist for the Eagles, Timothy B. Schmidt,

he's the one with the super high voice. I can't tell you why. Oh, that guy? Yeah, I think that's the only one I remember him singing, but he's 77. ACDC's former drummer, Chris Slade, is 78. Oh, this is cool. Ever seen that show Cash Cab?

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. that show Cash Cab? Oh, yeah. Ben Bailey? He's 54, the host of that. Wow. I feel like I haven't seen it in forever. I haven't seen it in forever. I don't know either. And I don't want to trigger anyone, but first daughter and entrepreneur

Ivanka Trump is 43. I apologize. That's your little trigger warning right there, you know. Let's get down to some news that you do give a damn about. So here's what's going on in the world today. Travelers take note of a new rules change. Airlines are now required to refund passengers automatically for canceled or significantly delayed flights. Yeah, under the DOT's new rules, the airlines will be required to provide cash refunds promptly

without you asking. Domestic flights delayed by three hours or more, international flights by six or more qualify for a full refund. They'll also have to refund for services passengers paid for but were not provided, such as the Wi-Fi or entertainment. That's awesome. What is their definition of promptly? Well, that's a great question. You know, in airport terms, I don't know what that means. Yeah, it's like going through the quick line to check in. Sean says good morning and that dart from day one was really awesome oh sean yeah hey sean if you didn't see the show yes uh if you didn't see the show this morning or yesterday i'm sorry

uh sean skelton a long time listener and a friend i helped he and his wife uh sell their home and and buy some land but uh he came in yesterday to meet them and we just pulled him into a chair over there and sits down and hang out with us. He did great. No, he did great. He was fantastic. As a matter of fact, I'll have to have him back up here again because I really enjoyed his take on some things. It was a lot of fun. So we want to have more of you guys in the studio.

So don't be afraid to ask. Somebody said, well, I'm not important. I said, well, why don't you come in and sit down with us and hang out? Who's important here? We're all the same, man. We're all the same, man. We're all the same, baby. So apparently this is awkward hours before the news about Channing Tatum and Zoe Kravitz breaking up. It was announced they're starring in a new film together.

Uh-oh. Seems like bad timing to break up. But Dave Bautista posted that he, Tatum, and Kravitz would be in a film called Alpha Gang. posted that he tatum and kravitz would be in a film called alpha gang uh also stars kate blanchett and uh riley keogh who i think is the granddaughter of elvis if i'm not mistaken yeah uh maybe yeah i think it's a granddaughter is this like another one of those game movies or something i don't know what the hell it is i have no no idea. LARPing. Have you seen LARPing? Have you seen Dave Bautista? I love Bautista. What about it?

He's just, you know, I watched him back in the day wrestling, and he was huge. He was such a great guy. Yeah. And I think he's got some kind of illness or ailment maybe. No, man. No, here's what happens is, look, you know, to keep that body like that, it's an immense amount of work. I mean, i promise you

that there's no days the rock takes off from the gym you understand to stay looking like that and uh john cena if you look at him now he's much much smaller than he was but i'll tell you what i have come to find you know it took a while for him to grow on me to be honest with you i mean as a wrestler he was a little hokey to me but my son loved him and so i i just kind of had this cheese version of him but he has become quite the funny actor i mean like his facial expressions are pretty damn great yeah you know when he first came out wrestling he came his whole gig was he was a rapper right yeah with the big chain on like oversized football jersey yeah yeah he's came a long way.

No, he's definitely come a long way from that guy, you know. And I will, you know, credit somewhat The Rock with, you know, their battle that lasted for a year or two was a real big win for him, I think. Yeah. Being able to engage with, you know, the number one all-time wrestler. Oh, yeah. I'm sure that helped. Didn't hurt him a bit. Right. Let's see uh traffic was at a standstill on i-17 north of phoenix recently and someone

decided to make it uh kind of fun for drivers uh maybe not an unnamed person snuck up on the idling cars fully dressed as michael myers oh my gosh yeah yeah big traffic jam standstill and ryan blavel shared footage from the scene on Facebook. He was looking to tag the guy in the footage. He applauded the person for making the wait more fun. You know, but that would make me a little anxious, I'll be honest with you. You walk up to my window like that, you might catch something you don't want. Yeah.

Like the end of my gap. You know what I'm saying? I don't play around. Don't walk up to my window in a mask. Nothing ruins a good night's sleep like a nightmare. While we all have them, they can be about anything. It turns out some are much, much more common. To find out what wakes us up in the middle of the night,

Amerisleep surveyed 2,000 adults about nightmares. So it revealed some gender difference. Women are more likely to have a bad dream about a loved one dying men are uh tend to have more dreams about technology fails or bugs crawling on them i've literally never had a dream about either of those things according to this sleep expert nightmares are triggered by real life stress. So what nightmare do people have most frequently? Care to guess? Falling?

Care to guess? Michael Myers. Yeah, I would say falling. Falling is the correct answer. Yeah, that's a great job. Great job. Both of you score an A right there. 64% of people have experienced that. Now, here's the question. Have you you ever in your

dream when you've had a dream where you're falling right you ever hit the ground no no have you no never they say if you do you die so don't hit the ground when you're dreaming okay number two i have had this dream uh more than, being chased. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's never a good one. Death. You can never run fast either. Man. It's like slow motion running. It is.

I don't know. I think maybe a lot of people have this happen. I'm not sure. But I know that in dreams I've been like, you know, you feel like you're pinned against a wall and I'm trying to swing. But everything's going slow and I can't. It's like you're underwater. I can't yell. I can't do anything's like you're underwater. I can't yell. I can't do anything.

You know, it's real weird. Yeah. Feeling lost, being trapped, getting attacked, missing an important event, waking up late, death of a loved one, being injured, losing teeth, and natural disasters. Let me ask you, have you ever done this? Have you ever just woke up, you heard your alarm, right? You wake up. You're like, oh, God, I feel like I'm late. You jump up, you get dressed, and then you heard your alarm right you wake up you're like oh god

i feel like i'm late you jump up you get dressed and then you look at your clock again and you realize it's the middle of the night yeah i've never done that you've never done that man it must just be my anxiety man i did it this week you did yeah this week i did it i woke up at like 3 30 and went to use the bathroom put my pants on and then realized it was 3 30 like an hour and a half before i get up and and usually that's a big win you're like oh hell yeah another hour and a half you know i'll take those pants back off that's no problem right that's a good one drowning is probably my biggest fear oh yeah yeah uh man you know i don't know i guess because my mom used to tell me a story when I was a kid about drowning that I've not ever had the fear of it. But she said that she was rescued once she had, she, she was drowning. She did drown, I guess, technically, you know, and she said she had

already, you know, she was basically riding down. She's out of air and they pulled her out. But she said, she told me, she said, I said, how scary, you know out but she said she told me she said i said how scary you know and she said really it was crazy she said it was scary for like 30 seconds and then it was the most peaceful thing in the world and i was like wow you know and so i don't know why that that uh eliminated most of that fear for me thank you for sharing that with me that really helps me because like that's yeah that's one of my worst things as well yeah no i it being able to breathe yeah now now that that's a different story to me you know if you uh you put me in a real confined space where i i can't breathe that i might hurt myself trying to get out no i gotta get out i gotta always have have to have a

way out i've got to know the exit i'm a i to sit in the corner. My back is going to go to the corner. Well, I think we determined yesterday we were non-spelunkers. Oh, 100%. I'm not wedging in anything that small, so to speak. I've seen dissent. I've seen dissent. Yeah. I'm good.

No, I don't need that. We good. With six days until the election. Hold on. Oh, God. Oh, God is right. Hold on. Oh, God. Oh, God is right.

Both the vice president and former president are increasing campaign activity at their rallies. Both continue to push the same issues. You know this. I like the way you put that campaign, whatever, whatever you're saying, campaign issues or whatever. Yeah, yeah. Harris addressed a crowd of what they said was 75,000 people in Washington yesterday. And Trump spoke at the People's Center in Allentown, Pennsylvania. And when asked during an interview in Milwaukee why she hasn't accomplished the things she's proposing to do in her possible administration,

Harris replied, well, I'm not the president. No, it's just... It's a valid point. Yeah, no, definitely not, not at least today. The Trump campaign headed back to Joe Rogan's studio. Apparently he's been trying to get Kamala Harris on there and they've been negotiating, but they haven't

been able to come to terms. My understanding is she wanted him to come where she was for an hour and he was like, no, you need to come wanted him to come where she was for an hour. And he was like, no, you need to come here. And then we're not doing it for an hour. Uh, and so they're kind of going back and forth. Meanwhile, JD Vance said, uh, I'll, I'll be there. So he's showing up today. Uh, at a get out the vote rally in Savannah, Georgia yesterday, uh, the candidate for vice president, Tim Waltz said said Trump's a loser in everything he's done. Well, he's pretty rich.

I mean, I'd like to be a loser if I was that rich. During a video call for Latino Outreach, President Joe Biden defended the Puerto Rican community after the jab from Tony Hinchcliffe during the Madison Square Garden event. Now, I'm sure a lot of people saw this guy. I've never, a lot of people talk about this podcast, and it must be good. Kill Tony? Yeah, I was going to ask you the other day.

Okay, well, so. It is so funny. Okay, so Tony, Tony, who is, I guess, Kill Tony, right? I guess, I hope so. He was the comedian who was at the event at Madison Square Garden, and when I saw it, I was like, wow, that's really edgy comedy. Yeah. You know, and I was surprised actually by it.

But yeah, but there's been a lot of backlash over it. But to be honest with you, if I were at a comedy club, everything he said was hilarious. Oh, yeah, for sure. I think it was just the at the political. Well, he did and i don't know people are going to seize on that you know uh well i think basically he in comedy there's different ways to deliver things misdirection is is one of the best you know and so he was talking about you know he said you know that there is a big uh

but uh you know patrick garbage in in the middle of the ocean, right? Which there actually is. And yes, there is, you know, Pacific garbage patch. But he said, you know it as Puerto Rico, you know. Classic misdirection. Yeah, so, you know, he flipped the switch on them. But that obviously created problems and everybody, you know, not everybody, but some people are mad about it. I thought that what they were really trying to do, because it seemed like when I saw it that he mentioned almost every race you can mention, all kinds of nationalities.

I felt like they were trying to make a statement about speech. You know, I just it was just a bold, edgy thing to do. And we'll see what happens. President Biden appeared at the Port of Baltimore yesterday to bring news about the future of American ports. He announced a $3 billion investment from his Inflation Reduction Act to upgrade 55 ports in 27 states, including $147 million for the Port of Baltimore to decarbonize its cargo handling operations. Well, I'm certain that's necessary. Decarbonize.

Decarbonize, that's right. We all need to decarbonize, don't we? Can I do a quick little shameless plug for the break room? Yes, you may. So next week, since next week is election week. Hold on, hold on. Yeah, thank you for the trigger warning. Yeah.

We are going to be open Monday and Wednesday. We're not normally open those days, but we are going to be open Monday and Wednesday from 11 to probably 8 o'clock. For anybody that needs to come out, whatever side you're on, whatever, it doesn't matter. Many of you need to. Yeah. Yeah. Come on out.

Come on out. We'll even be running some specials, like 20 bucks for 20 matter many of you need to yeah yeah come on out and we'll even be running some specials like 20 bucks for 20 minutes if you just need to pop in um give me give me a shout um 501-831-8047 last time i heard 20 bucks for 20 minutes it was 95 different rage room uh look at smash room a different smash room smash room all together but look uh listen man uh if you're the the person who's on facebook yelling at everybody arguing with people just put the keyboard down back up head over to the break room drop a 20 spot and uh get your get your angst on you know just just clean all that out of you

and be done with it and move on with your damn life so you don't have to you know spend time arguing with clowns on facebook yeah uh okay so apparently the supreme court ruled yesterday rejecting uh robert kennedy's efforts to have his name taken off the ballots in michigan and wisconsin uh over 50 million early ballots have already been cast, so a lot of people are out and voting, I'll say that. And that's good. I mean, everybody that can vote probably should vote. Absolutely.

I said almost everybody that can vote should probably vote. You know, if you're crazy and you shouldn't vote, don't do it if you're crazy. A crazy doesn't know they're crazy. Well, you're probably right. It'll be next year before we find out what the impact the recent E. coli outbreak had on McDonald's.

I'll tell you this, and I understand why. Their third quarter sales jumped up quite a bit because they launched that $5 value mill again. Everybody's out here paying $10, $12 for a drive-thru and losing their minds.

And McDonald's said, okay, look, you know, maybe we could bring the value meal back and drop a fiver on them. And everybody said, yep, I'll take that fiver. Especially when y'all got the apple pie in there. Oh, is that in there too? I think it's in like, it's at least on the value menu. Maybe I need to be quiet, but I mean, a pipe of hot apple pie from McDonald's, I do. Yeah, okay, all right.

Let's see, jaywalking legalized in New York City. Shut up. Yeah, they just passed that last month. It became a law over the weekend. So jaywalking now legal. Council member says the move ends disparity because 90% of jaywalking tickets were issued to people of color last year. The new law permits pedestrians to cross the road anywhere, just like the chicken. Have you ever been to New York?

I was about to say, in New York, nobody pays attention to the crosswalks anyway. That's hilarious. I thought that they probably did away with that in like 57. Yeah, somewhere around there. In 1938 in Des Moines, kids in Iowa went trick-or-treating Halloween night for the last time until now. In an effort to fight hooliganism, the city allowed kids to put on their costume and go door-to-door for treats on Beggar's Night, usually the night before Halloween. The event was set for tonight but a forecast for rain uh caused him to put it off till tomorrow on halloween halloween so they're actually going to

get to trick-or-treat hadn't done it for a long time so good for them for them it looks like it's going to pour tomorrow in good arkansas fashion is like 90 chance of rain man but i mean it's arkansas so we don't we haven't had any kids trick or treat in the rain all the time. I would have. I would have trick or treated in a blizzard. I don't give a damn. Can I get a recess? Yeah.

I'm out. It just adds to the, to the creepy vibe. Yeah. Okay. The parents hate it though. And like, they got their walk in one. They're fine. Uh, let's see.

Okay. I know more of that. I can't talk anymore about any more politics. Okay. So here we go. Over the weekend, a group of bystanders in Lakewood, Colorado, prevented a tragic situation after a driver suffered a medical emergency behind the wheel. The driver's car started rolling toward a lake,

and witnesses quickly tried to pull the driver from the vehicle, but the doors wouldn't open. Thinking fast, they came up with a plan to stop the car. They placed large rocks and tree branches in front of the tires and managed to get it to a stop. Picture showed just how close it came to going in the lake. Can you see that? I mean, when I tell you, when I tell you, when I tell you this is like something out of a movie that it barely stopped, that lady's got to be thankful um lakewood police praise the bystanders for saving the driver and their efforts made a real difference so that's awesome it's good to see that yeah you get good people doing good things is uh always awesome uh over the weekend

a dad and his two sons were rescued from the ocean near hawaii by the coast guard their boat capsized took place saturday made a distress call, didn't give the exact location. There's no mile markers in the ocean. No, not really. They dispatched a helicopter and a plane to search. It took about five hours before locating them clinging to their overturned vessel. Rescued the father and sons without life jackets. Yeah, that's a bad idea, boss.

Prompting Honolulu Sector Command Duty Officer Lieutenant Zachary Kaiser. Jesus, could you have a longer title? Come on, I had to take a breath in the middle of that. Honolulu Sector Command Duty Officer Lieutenant Zachary Kaiser stressed the importance of carrying a marine

radio for emergency and wearing life jackets. Yeah, I would think so. You know, but I'm, you know, even though I'm not afraid of drowning, I am very respectful of the ocean because I'm going to tell you something. Water is undefeated in its power. There's nothing more powerful on the planet than water. And everything that's underneath, like, ugh.

Oh, yeah. No, you know what? I learned, I do love the ocean to go and snorkel. I do not like walking around in my bare feet down there. I don't want anything to do with that. There's too much down there. And I've watched too many damn nature shows of all those things. That was my problem.

I never cared about it. And then me and Jamie went to the beach one year for our anniversary or something. And it was shark week. Oh yeah. I just happened to watch like 20 hours of people getting mauled by sharks yeah yeah no kidding always the shallow water now let me tell you how right you are okay so when i was probably um god man i i had to be 22 23 years old 24 i don't know somewhere in that young 20s went uh on a uh a very small cruise ship to the Bahamas, you know, and they, I went

to a restaurant called the pier it's in Freeport. All right. And I think it's still there. But what they do is you go out as the name implies, you have dinner on a pier, right? Well, at a certain time, they literally ring a bell, a bell and all the sharks swim up, they ring a bell a bell and all the sharks swim up to get food they ring a bell and they come like dogs okay and they create a feeding frenzy right there no and you're sitting there eating on the dock watching these sharks just go ham right it's really dope right so the next day uh went on uh what's called a booze cruise and you know that's a little uh boat that takes you to an island somewhere and everybody's getting hammered down and so they're serving these bahama mamas on the cruise over and i'm just knocked boom boom i'm just killing them out here because i'm in my 20s and

in your 20s you don't understand that there's a stopping point you know you just keep going that's what you do on a boat yeah oh especially if you're hot on a a boat, in the Bahamas, already spliffed up, you know what I mean? No bathroom. So we get to the island, and I am hammer town, yo. I mean, I'm straight hammer town. And so I decide I'm going to swim out a little ways, you know. And I bet I swim out 100 yards maybe, you know. 100 yards maybe well you know and um i was out there for a good while laughing having a good time by myself you know just kicking my feet doing my thing well as you might imagine because i got

so hammered the next morning when i woke up it didn't feel so good yeah right so he said let's just stay in you know and we were watching guess what uh shark week shark week yeah and so we're sitting there and all of a sudden it says you, sharks aren't nearly as dangerous to man as you think. Take, for example, this popular booze cruise in the Bahamas. And I went, no, no, no. As you can see, only a couple hundred yards away, hundreds of sharks. And I'm like, oh, no, I'm done. I'm out.

I want to go home now. I don't want anymore. A Massachusetts man preparing to run the Great World Race, an ambitious event which participants run seven marathons on seven continents in seven days. That's a marathon every day for seven days. If you don't know, a marathon is is 26 miles you ever seen someone with that yeah that's actually right you ever seen someone with that silly oval sticker on the back of their

car that says 13.1 you arrogant prick yep why do i need to know how far you can run um i'm fat i don't run like that i wouldn't run that far if Jason Voorhees was chasing me. The van did a zero K event a few years ago. Zero K. That's the best run ever. We had a blast. We all had our run numbers on. Oh, that's awesome.

We're all just sitting in Venus. We should do like a one K, a half K. That'd be fun. Oh, I love it. I love it. Quarter K. Maybe that'll be a great fundraiser for the van. Maybe next year we can do that. Yeah, it'd be fun. I love it. I love it. We should do maybe. Quarter K. Quarter K. Maybe that'll be a great fundraiser for the van. We like it.

Maybe next year we can do that. Yeah, it'd be fun. Who wants to help us with a quarter K fundraiser? Yeah, a great quarter K fundraiser for the van. I'm sure somebody out there can help us. Bill Murphy of Grafton, Massachusetts is going to take part in this event. His goal is to raise $50,000 for Make-A-Wish Massachusetts and Rhode Island. His goal to raise 50 grand for Make-A-Wish Massachusetts and Rhode Island.

According to Make-A-Wish, Murphy's contributions have helped fund many wishes, which averaged $12,000 each. They praised his commitment, saying he competed in the Boston Marathon on crutches in 2021 just to raise money for the organization. So that's his passion project and he runs for it. I guess, you know, if you're going to have a reason to run, that's as good of a reason as any could be. I have no reason to run. Okay. I will die.

Man, I just, man. I have to run. Get ready for the lunar real estate boom. That's right, the lunar boom. Lunar boom. Yeah, chinese scientists have revealed a new type of brick they hope can be used to build the first base and inhabitable houses on the surface of the moon oh i thought this was just like a good time of the month or something right no no the the moon soil bricks are designed to slot together to make construction easier.

They're tougher than normal earthly bricks. How much tougher? Lunar bricks have three times the compressive strength of a red brick and concrete brick and are able to withstand a weight of more than a ton per square centimeter. That's like hurricane-proof type stuff. That's right. We need that. So we're not using this here?

Yeah, we need some of that here. That's right. Yeah. type stuff. We need that. Yeah, we need some of that here. That's right, yeah. It might seem hard to believe, but the last starring Hollywood role that Johnny Depp took on was back in 2018 with Fantastic Beasts.

The role, Drought, appeared to be coming to an end, or it is coming to an end. Reports now say Depp is set to star in a movie called Day Drinker. Not ironic at all. A thriller being distributed by lionsgate he'll be starring with penelope cruz it's his first major big screen appearance since his well publicized and horrific divorce from amber heard who you may remember squatted down and hunked a dirt snake in his bed and admitted it yeah and admitted it she did nothing for the me too movement no no thank you amber she didn't help anybody anywhere ray uh ray said wow people still think we we can really go to the moon huh that's right yeah we're still pretending

that's right you saw the flag right yeah it shouldn't be waving on the moon should it huh and somebody's been watching a lot of conspiracy tv uh fun at 3 a.m it is it's a great fun especially if you're flipped out yeah uh fun fact a dollar figure that has 36 zeros in it is called a decillion a decillion and i have a decillion a decillion i want a decillion now A decillion. I want a decillion. Now, how do I know that? Because a Russian court just ordered Google to pay 20 decillion dollars. Wow. Yeah, the court found Google's decision to block multiple Russian channels from YouTube was worthy of an exorbitant fine. Dang. Important to note, a quick Google search of how much money is there in the world turns out the result of $5 trillion in physical

and $80 trillion in broad money, defined as checking, savings account, all of that different thing. So there's not even a decillion on the planet. So it sounds like Google's got a lot of work to do here. Yeah, they're going to be coming for those kidneys. Yeah, they're going to have to wash some dishes and stuff on the side, you know.

Yeah, they're going to be like Nick Cage with all his movies. Oh, my God. Yeah. Hey, look, Bruce Willis, before he really, you know, took that turn, man, that dude made like 5,000 movies. They're still releasing Bruce Willis movies. I'm like, how many movies this guy? And he's like Kevin Hart now.

I love Bruce. I do too, man. Morning, Curtis. Curtis Roman says good morning, Patrick and Chris. Oh, what's up, Curtis? Curtis is awesome. He is the facilities manager for Goodwill of Arkansas. Oh, nice.

And let me do a quick plug because, and this is completely unsolicited. They're not a sponsor or anything like that. But I learned about this. And if you don't know, it's really, really cool. So there are 49 Goodwills in the state of Arkansas. They're all owned under that Goodwill umbrella that's corporate and their corporate office is on I-30 in the old, I think, what was that? A teletype AT&T type building at one point. It's a very large building. You've seen the Goodwill out there. Okay. So you might think to yourself,

well, it's just a corporate headquarters. Well, it's a lot more than that. First of all, corporate headquarters well it's a lot more than that first of all it's uh the clearance center okay so let's say that you want to buy bulk plates because you've got to place a business that breaks plates like the break room right you can everything that's in any goodwill store if it hadn't sold in a period of time it goes here okay and and then those bins are much cheaper now after that uh they they package it up and they they overseas. Number one, do you know what one of their number one exports overseas is? Shoes. Single shoes. Single shoes.

Single shoes. Yeah. Amputees. Yeah, absolutely. Now, but here's what really I want to tell you, and this is, that is cool, by the way, but this is, this is really the cool thing. So inside of that, half of that facility is actually a, an adult high school, not a GED program, an actual high school for adults. You can go and get your high school degree free. Yes. They have drop-in childcare or drop-in child stuff there. Secondly, they have a full on and I think they have at least 12 trades. So pharmacy tech, medical tech, construction, welding. I think they do four kinds of welding, overhead, TIG, you know, whatever they are. They have several things there. And based on your scenario, you may be able to do all of that free. They specialize in helping people who have no skills at all. They had a homeless guy. He was working and he was making, I think, $11 an hour somewhere, which is tough to get by on. Let's be honest, 11 bucks an hour. I

mean, you might do it, but it's going to be hard, right? Probably going to need help. So he went to welding school there, and I don't remember how long it is. It's a few weeks. But he came out with a job placement. They placed him, and he started at $19, $20 an hour. He doubled his income, you know, and that's starting out. That's not saying if he does a good job over a year or two, he'll probably be significantly higher than that. Oh, yeah.

That's awesome. I'm going to have to check that out. I mean, so. There's actually a guy in our B&I group that utilized a lot of Goodwill's services. He was a veteran. He used their services, and now he's got a, you know, a fantastic job. I honestly used to dog Goodwill so hard back in the day because I didn't know.

You didn't understand what it was about. And coming from the nonprofit world, I was judging through a certain lens. Yes, and it would be easy to do if you don't know. Absolutely, but then when I started Cecil and Parker Painting, I had a woman that worked for me whose son was deaf. He had all these health problems and Goodwill employed him. And, you know, he had a good job and gave him more skills so that he could go do more stuff.

Yeah. And I mean, it completely changed. I love Goodwill. Like, I'm a big fan and supporter of Goodwill. They make my life possible. Yeah, no. As am I. You know, I've always actually liked them because, you know, you can get some good deals there.

And a lot of people don't know this, and I probably shouldn't put all the secrets out because I won't get all the deals now. But Goodwill works with a lot of large retail stores here. And so these stores, when they get returns, so somebody buys something, they try it on, it doesn't fit, they bring it back. Guess what happens? It goes to Goodwill. Now they may cut a tag off of it. So you don't know where it came from or something like that. But, uh, do you know how many, matter of fact, this shirt right here, this shirt, which is a, a golf shirt. Uh, and it's a damn nice shirt i might add i think this was a 4.99 at goodwill i'm not bullshitting man i got a michael kors

i got a michael kors raincoat at goodwill for probably eight bucks wow yeah yeah oh yeah i'm yeah pro goodwill yeah but but really if look, if you are looking for a career path, maybe you didn't finish high school, maybe you did, you know, even but you don't maybe you want a career in I.T. I mean, I.T. is where it's at, man. I mean, tech is big. They've got two or three I.T. things there. Tech and trade. Yeah. So that's awesome i didn't know that and i think you know that's what i i i was telling them when i was there uh because when i was doing the sign job they became a client of mine and i began working with them and helping them and and i said man you guys i i took a tour of the facility when they showed me that i said man guys you you need to the word needs to be out on this right people don't know about this is awesome like this is a game changer for people's life, you know, and that's significant, man. And I know people that it actually has changed their lives. Like, and I love that. I love that firsthand. Cause I mean, I can,

y'all can cater a nice, you know, commercial and anybody can do that. It's not rocket surgery, but to hear somebody's personal firsthand experience and what that organization has done for them, for them speaks volumes. It really does. It really does. Back to sports here. Week 14 Monday Night Football game will feature a twist courtesy of the Simpsons. On December 9th, ESPN will be airing the game between the Bengals and Cowboys.

However, on ESPN Plus and Disney Plus, there'll be another alt cast in the tradition of previous games with Nickelodeon slime time and toy story themes. The Simpson broadcast will also feature Peyton and Eli Manning calling the game for those uninterested in the Simpson treatment. Peyton and his brother. You know, I look, I like Peyton Manning and I like Eli too. I just, I like Peyton more, but I do think they're funny.

They are so funny. I like Peyton more in the other like Eli, too. I just, I like Peyton more, but I do think they're funny. They are so funny. I like Peyton more. And the other one, what's his name? Eli? No. Oh. The other one. The younger one.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Arch Manning? You're talking about the young? That's the grandson. No, I'm talking about their other brother. They got another brother. Do they? I didn't know they had another brother.

I didn't know they had another brother. Yeah, they got another brother. He didn't play ball, I guess. No, no, no, no, no, no. But he was on a lot of commercials long before they were. Oh, really? I didn't know that. Who do you think is, even though they both have two rings,

who's a better quarterback, Peyton or Eli? I don't know. I got to give it to Eli because he beat Tom Brady twice. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Hey, the Patriots did beat the Jets last week, so I know you're happy about that. Cooper Manning. Cooper Manning. Oh, I have heard that name.

Yeah, I forgot about that. He is the eldest son, so he is the... The non-successful one. Oh, just kidding, Cooper. I would say that he is probably... I don't know. He's probably doing just fine. I imagine all those Mannings are okay.

He is a director at the New Orleans Energy Firm, Scotia Howard and Weill. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Hey, he's doing all right. Yeah. The era of social media allows everyone to have access to a platform or voice or whatever criticisms, grievances you want to air.

The latest person to find that out would be omri amrani the sculptor responsible for the duane wade statue already apparently people are upset bill simmons called the worst statue of all time said it looked like somebody who had emerged from a fire and lived it's so bad in response to the backlash he said i couldn't do any better than that i don't think anybody else can do better than that it is what it is we'll love it forever when asked if he's seen the reactions to d wade said yeah i have an iphone we don't care it was a special moment for me and my family it doesn't need to look like me it's an artistic version of me will it brother it doesn't look like you i'll tell you that right now. I know it. You look like him.

It looks like you were mutated in some kind of chemical incident. The facial hair. I don't know. It's almost like back in the day when they wore those ruffled collars or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It reminds me of trying to do a wood project where I just spent way too long on it and did too much. And I just over-sanded it and over-did everything. just over sanded it and overdid everything and I'm like no this is trash now start over but he probably it probably took him too long he was like no this it is what it is he's gonna have a cheese face I feel like Dwayne handled it well though you know that's awkward because you're trying to be a pretty

yeah right yeah and then they unveil it and you're like what the Freddy Krueger uh the New York Yankees weren't about to get swept in front of their home crowd. Game four started in familiar fashion for the Dodgers with a first-inning two-run blast off the bat of Freddy Freeman, his fourth home run in as many games. Man, he is. Six consecutive World Series games with a homer when you factor in the final two games of 2021.

Think about that. Six in a row, six games, World Series games with a homer when you factor in the final two games of 2021. Think about that. Six in a row, six games, World Series games in a row, the dudes hit a home run. That's clutch. The Yankees weren't going down without a fight in the third inning, team down 2-1. Anthony Volpe answered back with a grand slam, gave the Yankees 5-2 lead.

And the top of the fifth, Will Smith, not that one, slapped Chris Noah, whittled down that lead to 5-3 with a solo shot, followed by Freeman hitting another good hit, a fielder's choice, bringing in Tommy Edmond to 5-4. Bottom of the sixth, Austin Wells go deep with a solo homer run that gave the Yankees 6-4. They blew it open in the eighth with five runs and had an 11-4 win. Tonight is game five.

Now, what do you think? You think that the Dodgers finish it tonight? You think the Yankees just got a little pride at home? I think they do, yeah. I think they just wanted to, you know, not be swept. Yeah, no, it makes perfect sense on that. Did you see the kid Freeman hit the walk-off grand slam in game one to win it? Did you see the kid that caught that ball?

No, I didn't. He's like an 11-year-old kid with long blonde hair. And they said, what are you going to do with the ball? He said, I'm going to sell it and buy 14 skateboards and hire the Red Hot Chili Peppers to do my birthday. That sounds pretty cool. That's the most Los Angeles answer ever. That's very L.A. 14 skateboards and Red Hot Chili Peppers to do my birthday. That sounds pretty cool. That's the most Los Angeles answer ever. That's very L.A.

14 skateboards and Red Hot Chili Peppers. He's already done the math. He literally knows how much he can get for it. How much are the Chili Peppers? Okay, how many skateboards can I get now? 14 of them, okay. You should be investing it. Tina said, good morning, my good people.

Great to see you all. Good to hear from you. Turner said, good morning, my good people. Great to see y'all. Good to hear from you. Turner said, good morning, Patrick. Best podcast in Arkansas. Well, thank you, man. I appreciate that. Hey, we're having a good time, and I'm glad that you guys are. Mark said, good morning, brother.

Little Doggie said, Doggie loves pie. What kind of pie? You like the apple pie? Is that what you're talking about? What kind of pie there, Doggie? Ben said, good morning. What's up, Hubbard? Angela said, good morning. the apple pie is that what you're talking about or what kind of pie they're uh doggy uh ben said good morning what's up hubbard uh angela uh said good morning uh good morning beautiful people latasha macon i love latasha uh jay sorsby said i'm currently wearing a goodwill jacket hell yeah

you are because you're awesome uh latasha said i love goodwill i take my daughter on sundays when they have dollar day dollar day i didn't even know about dollar day. Goodwill does a color every week. Currently, the color in all the Goodwills in Arkansas is red this week. So, anything that is red tag currently is half price. Now, on Sunday, anything with a red tag is a dollar. Really? Yes. So, you go on Sundays and you get it for a dollar. i got i guess or this past sunday like a scavenger hunt of fun oh yeah i spent less than a hundred dollars at two different

goodwills and had you know two and a half full baskets had she furnished her home well i furnished the break room because it's not just because i'll go to the bins on on Sunday because it's by the pound and do the toys. Yeah. Because they don't weigh as much. Right. But then I go to the stores and do the dishes and whatnot. Yeah. So the Goodwill over here off I-30 that provides those courses, are they an active store as well?

Well, it's the clearance center. That's not a store. That's their bins. Well, yeah, it is a store, but it's the last chance clearance. I got you. clearance yeah you're buying by the pound there i got you of blue bins with everything boards of stuff in it when you go make sure you wear gloves and probably have a mask and i'm not just talking like medical gloves like have like glove gloves yeah there's broken glass and stuff that you can get stabbed and get hand, foot, mouth disease. Hey.

Hey. Hey. Hey. We were talking about apple pie, weren't we? Curtis said, man, that was awesome, Patrick. Thank you for that. Well, Curtis, look, I've told you a million times, I love Goodwill. I love what you guys are doing.

You guys impress me so much with all that you do in the community. They deserve to know more and more offering so I'll continue to uh play that note you know what I'm saying uh Melissa said so happy to hear Patrick again thank you I'm so happy to be back uh grew up at Goodwill little doggy said finally get to listen to your show again glad you're back thanks Opie and uh uh missed you uh from on being on the edge melissa said well thank you so much i appreciate that a great deal uh hey let's do something a little different no one talk to me till i have my coffee honey never mind all right so i know that uh halloween is thursday and everybody's going to be telling you what costumes you should wear.

Well, that's what we're going to talk about. What you shouldn't wear, allegedly. So, costume retailers love to sell outfits based on, you know, all types of events and things like that. And according to this article, which I did not write, people think it's fine to wear them. which I did not write, people think it's fine to wear them. As a friendly reminder, it says there are some costumes that are always a bad idea, like anything that references a tragic event or a culture. Uh-oh. But this year, there are specific costumes you'll want to avoid unless you want to make everyone around you uncomfortable and possibly offended these are the ones you want right trigger warning yeah these are the ones

you want so you shouldn't dress up as liam pain oh oh poor guy yeah that's what it says don't dress up as liam pain or anything related to One Direction, particularly if it appears that Liam's falling. Yeah. Go ahead and stay away from any dead celebrity. Now, it says definitely don't dress up as Diddy or anything related to his parties. You know, a lot of people are going to be dressed as Diddy or something related to his parties. You know a lot of people are going to be pissed at Terry or something related to his parties. Somebody's going to be carrying the baby oil around. You know it's coming.

If they were running around as a bald Britney with a baby, then they're going to be over there. Yeah, that's right. With some baby oil. That's right. An Israeli Defense Force soldier costume a bad idea, they say. Who's thinking of that? I don't know.

So is it Putin or Kim Jong-un costume? Who's dressing as either of them? I'm a little scared about that. Not even recognizable, really. Yeah. You'll probably see some people, hold on, dressed as Donald Trump. But avoid anything related to the assassination attempt. So don't be Donaldald trump with blood on

your ear i guess yeah that'd be great a maxi pad let's expand that to not wearing any costume of a crass or dead version of a politician it says says skip anything related to immigrants including that sexy border patrol agent you know i don't know i mean i didn't know the border patrol agent. I didn't know they had that one. I mean, there's a sexy whatever, whatever. You really can be a sexy whatever, whatever. Killers from horror movies are okay, but not actual killers like Jeffrey Dahmer. Oh, dear you.

Yeah, it's kind of okay, too. Dahmer. How dare you. Yeah, it's kind of okay too. Steer class of sex offenders. So no Jeffrey Epstein please, especially Dead Epstein. Dead Epstein's kind of funny, but I still it's not easy to recognize. You'd have

to have a sign or something. These are hard to recognize. How many people are coming out being exposed as sexual predators and child predators? How do you know? Right. How about this? Dressing up as a school shooter. Oh, that's tasty. Who does that? I'm sorry. coming out being exposed as as sexual predators and child predators how do you know right how about this dressing up as a school shooter who oh that's who does that sorry how would you even i was gonna say how would you dress up for that i mean it's just what a black trench coat i mean what else could it be a backpack yeah uh if you were thinking about wearing a crashed boeing jet

costume it says don't yeah that is good sorry uh says what costumes do you think we'll be seeing everywhere this halloween so what do you think the uh the big costumes are gonna be hawk to a girl hawk to a girl that's probably a big one you know i think her podcast jumped up to like the second highest rated podcast i don't know if it still is, but I get it. I get it. But you know what? House are only fans. I don't think she has one yet. I don't think she has an only fan. Yet.

But, you know, it does show. What it does demonstrate is the power of the internet. Yeah. Because, I mean, you take a one-off moment that has changed the entire trajectory of her life, her finances, everything. You don't have to like it. I get it. I get it.

Oh, no. I mean, just bless her heart. I mean, it will. That's the Southern way of saying F off. It will come crashing down at some point in time, and bless your heart. Like, that's. Hey, get it while you can. That's what you got.

Hey, no. Do it. Do it. But make sure you invest that money. No, be smart. Don't go buying Lambos because this thing could be fickle. Fame's a fickle bitch. It's going to be fleeting.

I did read that she's already given a ton away. She donates a ton of her money to... She probably had to for her taxes. Yeah, I'm sure. But I think I heard that she gave it to an animal. Oh, like a humane society type situation or something like that. Well, that's good. That's good that she's giving back.

But yeah, I bet you see a lot of that. She wants to see the receipts. She's not a fan of Hawk 2. I'm going to tell you that right now. I's good that she's giving back. But yeah, I bet you see a lot of that. She wants to see the receipts. She's not a fan of Hawk 2. I'm going to tell you that right now. I'm going out on a limb here. You got to spit on that thing. You got to spit on that thing. I don't know about her personally, but like you said, like, I just love the power of the

internet. As many negatives come with it. And you might not like the situation, but I just love the fact that you can just be having a normal day and just say some one-off shit, and it could change your whole life. Well, sometimes it's the wrong thing. Like, you know, I know that Dr. Phil, to this day, regrets having that one girl on. What's that with the rapping girl? How about that?

It's right there. She has an OnlyFans. Oh, she has a highly successful OnlyFans. That chick is making money. Danielle Bergoli, that's her name. Catch me outside, girl. She's got a thing right now where she's in something with the baby daddy or the new dude or the other dude and getting her ass whooped or whatever.

I don't know. I don't want anyone to get their ass whooped. Yeah, it's dramatic. Bless her heart. Yeah, bless her heart yeah but but there are a lot of uh occasions where you see uh more recently where people just boom they explode you know i mean look uh he he and you're talking about fame being a fickle bitch matt rife he was everywhere on every tiktok every video i couldn't get on social media without Matt Rife looking at me with those dreamy eyes.

And that's stand up. Yeah. And then. Dick sucking lips. Yeah. He had a nice pair of DSL. Hey, anyway. Anyway.

He got canceled pretty quick. No, he did. I guess he must have made the ladies mad on a stand-up set that he did, according. Was that the deal? I guess. I just heard that he wasn't that funny. Man, he was funny. He was good in the short spurts and the Netflix specials because of the editing, but live, he couldn't cut it.

I don't know. I don't know either. You know what i did see uh i watched one stand-up set and it was pretty good uh it wasn't mind-blowing but it was good uh but i i haven't followed him you know or anything like that but i know he was everywhere for a minute i hope he i hope he put some in savings because i ain't seen that dude he might be out here at 6 30 with a cup we'll might be. A little work for jokes or something. I don't know, man.

He might be working behind one of the. Yeah. Oh, he might be. Did you ever see him before? Yeah, I do. Before and after? Yeah. Man, that dude, man.

He looked like he was eating lug nuts for breakfast, man. That lets you know, though, money. You're not ugly. You're just poor. Yeah. That's right. he was eating lug nuts for breakfast man that lets you know though money you're not ugly you're just poor you're not ugly you're just poor well that is so 2024 right there man damn all right hold on let's change gears that's good it doesn't say it on the box but hot pockets will totally burn your penis i don't know how that would happen i'm not sure one of those apple pie hot pockets yeah hot pocket jim gaffigan what a great comic he is man the best clean comic i've ever seen i mean he is just really really i love i say he

does base level comedy and that's not a negative he just gets to the most simplistic concept yeah right and makes it funny and relatable to all people when you're doing jokes about bacon hot pockets and ketchup come on i mean that's pretty damn yeah that's good right there you know i saw him live and he was just as good or better even live as as he was uh in anything else I've seen. He was so good. I know you're a huge stand-up fan and comedian yourself. I can't believe you don't watch Kill Tony.

You know, man, I know it seems implausible that I don't, but I only have so many hours in the day. I understand. Man, I swear to God, I was telling them last night, right? So, you know, I get up at 4, and then I come here, you know, and I start getting the show ready before we start. And then we do the show. Then after the show, we do work through a few things.

And then I do real estate. Right. And so I finally last night at six o'clock, that's when my day, I thought, ended. I got home. I sat down on the couch. We were just about to get that spliff action going. Matter of fact, we had just sparked it up. I just got the first good puff in.

And my phone hits and says, hey, could you show me this house now? And I was like, yep, I'm on the way. And so got up, threw my clothes back on, headed out, and didn't get back home until about 8, 830, I think. So, yeah, unfortunately, I don't get to see everything. I do 30 i think yeah uh so yeah i i unfortunately i don't get to see everything i do want to though are you familiar with the i've heard of the podcast no so what he does is he usually has it's himself and and he used to be a writer okay um a couple different people but that's cool it's himself and he usually has a couple comedians up there with

him yeah on a panel okay on a table on the stage and they bring up they draw names out of a bucket oh and uh you have one minute to do a set you got 60 seconds you just gotta riff into a set right there and some of them it's their first time ever some of them are seasoned comics i think he has regulars that come back every week that's a great concept i will check that out so if you're a comedy fan you gotta watch it's like it's like comedy blitz yeah yeah comedy but and if you're familiar comedy fan, you got to watch. It's like, it's like comedy blitz. Yeah. Yeah.

Comedy blitz. And if you're familiar with that show, it's a lot of dark. Clearly from what he did at the event, it's gotta be. So did he, um, do they compete or do they just do different things? No, they don't really compete. If you do good, you know, he'll, he'll reward you. Maybe give you a spot. Cause he does it at Joe Rogan's mothership.

Oh, does he? Okay. So if you do good, he might reward you. Maybe give you a spot. Cause he does it at Joe Rogan's mothership. Oh, does he? Yeah. That's where he does it on the show. Okay. So if you do good, he might give you a spot later in the week. And if you do bad, man, they, they let you know. It's like, yeah. What's the, what was the show? The, the gong show, the, the deaf comedy jam. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You know, if you do bad, they'll roast you right there. Yeah. And they're brutal. Do you guys like Bill Burr? Bill Burr, yeah. You like Bill Burr? Yeah.

Are you familiar with Bill Burr? Yeah, I mean. Bald-headed guy. Rants and raves. Yeah, that's not the one that takes his shirt off, right? No, no. That's Burt Kreischer. I can't stand that dude, so yeah.

Yeah, you know burke i i sometimes i like burke okay but really i used to i don't i liked burke the conqueror more than i like shirtless burke i just could you just put your damn shirt on i don't care but i'm just not a fan of this stand-up. Podcast is okay. I mean, but Bill Burr. Yeah, yeah. Sorry. No, no, no. One of my all-time favorite things I ever saw Bill Burr do,

and this cemented him as a legend to me, is they were doing a stand-up set somewhere, and it was a very, very large, like a giant arena, okay? Like a stadium. And so these comedians, they're coming out, and they're just getting hammer booed by people. Right. And so Bill Burr comes out, and he just immediately goes to insulting the crowd. I mean, he just starts hammering them.

Yes. And at first, they're pissed off. But after about two minutes, he turned every one of them. Like he was literally telling them they were pieces of shit. And they started eating it up. It was so New York. Oh my God. He just came out and said, yeah, I don't give a damn.

And I watched it. Man, that was one of the best things I've ever seen in stand-up. That's the art for him, right? That is the art. When you can take that, when you can turn that like that, it's like, you know, people would say if you go up behind someone who didn't do well, oh, that's terrible, isn't it? And I'm like, hell no, it's not. No, man, I get to break the tension with the first line. It's my crowd if I do that right.

You know, no, please fail in front of me. I want you to because I'm going to push you, you know. And if you have to follow me, good luck on that too because I'm definitely going to push you then. Who's your favorite comedian that you've ever seen live? Favorite comedian I've ever seen live? Man, that's a good question because I've seen a lot of them. Dave Chappelle.

Yeah. Not because it was the greatest set I've ever seen, but because it was Dave Chappelle. And he's that good to me. I mean, he's a goat for sure. I mean, he's up there as a goat for me. Carlin, George Carlin is a goat. Oh, man, I love George Carlin.

I got to see Dave Attell. Dave Attell, yeah, he's great. I bet that was awesome. It was so cool because he ended up in Midtown, obviously, afterwards. And, man, that was just so freaking cool. But I would agree, Dave Chappelle is probably mine. Well, you know what, man? but I would agree Dave Chappelle's probably mine.

Well, you know what, man? We were talking, I think, yesterday or the day before that, look, he has the best skit comedy of all time. Far past SNL or anyone else. I mean, there's nobody. You can go all the way back to In Living Color. You can go as far back as you want. And I love a lot of that stuff, a whole lot.

But his sketch comedy is by far and away the greatest. I wish he would come back and do more. I don't know that he ever will. Probably won't. Probably won't. But man, he even made SNL funny when he was on it and that's hard to do these days. I'm going to be honest. Colin Jost may have backed Scarlett Johansson

but he is not a great comedy writer according to SNL's performance level level i'll tell you that you know he doesn't do anything besides the weekend update well i guess he writes you know in theory that's right but just you don't see him in any no no weekend no that that is it that is all that he does and um i just you know i i don't think his writing's that great uh now when jason sudeikis was there it was a lot funnier because he was the head writer. And Jason Sudeikis, I mean, look, he writes Dead Lasso, and everybody loves that show. I think everybody, that show was so big because everybody wanted something that wasn't tainted with just assholery.

And he kind of did an old-fashioned feel-good type comedy. You know, and so people were like, this feels kind of good. You know, I kind of dig this vibe. You know, and are they doing another season? That's a good-looking question. I think they are. Honestly, I haven't seen the first one. I'm going to have to watch it off your recommendation.

I just catch bits and pieces of it, and it's been recommended to me since it came out. And now I'm like, I'm going to have to watch it. I'll feel the recommendation. I just catch bits and pieces of it, and it's been recommended to me since it came out. And now I'm like, I'm going to have to watch it because everything I've seen, I'm like, oh, my God. I watched the first season and part of the second, and I really liked it. I have not finished it. I'm not going to lie. But I did enjoy it. Now, if you want to know what I think, Pound for Pound is the funniest. Far and away, it's Letterkenny.

Yeah. If you haven't seen Letter kenny i've heard that you are missing out because i'm gonna tell you what it is uh letter kenny is a canadian show okay and it's a comedy uh it started as kind of a almost a youtube thing some kind of video channel i think they call it slack or something in in canada whatever it is uh and it was so good i think after five episodes online they picked it up as a series right and uh but all it really is is canadians roasting each other every episode okay and that's hilarious absolutely look it takes you about if you give it maybe three or four episodes you'll pick up on the vernacular they're using. Because it's very, very different than what we use.

But it's amazingly funny. Once you get what's going on, but the very first episode, I mean, right off the bat, dude, it will make you absolutely, I swear to God, when these two dudes, these two hockey players pull up, and Wayne is the main character of the story, Wayne. I mean, there are many characters, but he's the main guy. But they pull up, and Wayne and his buddies are sitting out there, and they pull up and get out of the Jeep,

and they just start roasting these two dudes. And it's unbelievable. You know, trust me, watch the first episode of letter. If you don't watch the first episode of letter Kenny and, and message me and tell me that, damn, you were right. Then you're wrong because it is that good.

Let's see what everybody's saying before we get into wackadoos here. Good morning, Andy and Darren. Okay. On the Facebook. Yes. Who else to say anything? Anything else over there? Ray Jennings says all of

Hollywood is pedophiles. Oh, well. I don't know. Are all of them? Is Tom Hanks? Maybe. I don't know. I like Tom Hanks. I don't want him to be. You know? Yeah, when they said that some names are going to come out from Diddy

that are much bigger stars than you won't believe, I was like, you know, I started racking my brain like, well, who could it be? Who would I not believe? Right. Which people? I wouldn't believe Jim Gaffigan. Yeah. I'd be like, Jim Gaffigan?

Really? Martha. Martha Stewart? Yeah. No, Martha Stewart. She wouldn't. No, she likes men. She don't like kids.

She's an angel. She would never get tied up. No, I wouldn't. She don't like kids. She's an angel. She would never get tied up. I don't know if she's an angel. I would have thought half of those people like kids, to be perfectly honest with you. Well, good point. Good point. No. Let's see.

Melissa said, please, no Gypsy Rose costumes. You know damn well. You know damn well there's going to be a ton of Gypsy Rose costumes. She's crazy. In or out of the wheelchair? Yeah, she shouldn't have been let out. If that dude that was with her is still in, she should still be in. I'll tell you what, that's just my opinion.

Okay, Tom Hanks fondled a volleyball. Yeah, he did Wilson. Yeah, it's a fair point, though. He really got friendly. He really got friendly for a long time i'm the captain now um let's see uh patrick you're the best been listening to you since you first started thanks jesse i appreciate that very much uh good morning in okc what up wendy yeah wendy's uh an over-the-road driver, and I told Rich, because she knows Rich. It's a relative.

Yeah. I said, bring her in. I want to hear, listen, I want to hear truck driving stories. I know they're crazy, especially from a lady who's a truck driver. Oh, absolutely. Because that's a male-dominated industry, so I bet she's got stories for days, man. I bet she does. Good, seedy, tawdry truck driving stories.

That's how I imagine it in my head. I could be wrong. Wendy, what is your CB handle? Oh, that's a great question. I remember when I was a kid, CBs were popular and everybody wanted to have a CB handle. That was the thing. You wanted to have a CB handle. Snow Bunny.

Snow Bunny. That's funny. Let's see. I know whose line is it anyway it's hilarious melissa yes that was a funny show um i like the they've got new episodes they've got a new host yeah there's a lady hosting yeah i don't like skinny drew carrie like i like pat drew carrie yeah no no i know he's much healthier and happier and probably better but i still like pat drew carrie uh but uh i like the tall skinny guy who was also in um he was uh on two and a half men yeah you know that what is i don't remember that dude right there is he's fun

he did a stand-up at uh uca Really? And this was probably like 2006 or 2007. I was young. Was he good? Yeah, he was good. I loved it. And whose line was? He kind of reminds me of Kramer a little bit. Yeah, I see that.

You know, and what a dumbass he was. You know, he destroyed his career. But I'll still tell you that as far as roles go on any show, that is one of the greatest roles of all time, the way he played that. That dude is so funny. When he comes in and says, I'm out, like it's been one minute. They were having a who could hold out the longest from masturbating. He made it one minute.

He said, Letterkenny's amazing. It is, it is. Tina said, y'all need to see the raging cajun john morgan he's amazing i've seen him at the comedy house a couple of times i've heard he is good but he hit on my wife and um and so i i don't care for him that much because he tried to hit on her when i wasn't there that night and uh that's cool hey john thanks i. Thanks, Amanda. I'll whoop your ass. I used to be Tyler. I'll whoop your ass, John, your country ass. No, sorry. I apologize, Tina. Good morning, trucking from Kentucky to Ohio, James says.

Okay. All right, all right, out there on the road. What's your CB handle, James? Yeah, what's your CB handle? I want to know everybody's CB handles. That's right. Don't be sending your silly CB handles, people. I know y'all are going to start trying to send crazy CB handles. uh tina said oh hell lmao yeah sorry tina i i didn't even remember it until

you said it i think that look i need to clarify that let me back up let me apologize to the raging cajun because i need to make sure that's who it was i just it was it's real close if it ain't but i know that the guy he he was married He had just done a stand-up set, and he started talking to Laura, and he was like, oh, you want to go somewhere? And she goes, I just listened to you talk about your wife and your new baby on stage. Don't you want to go see them? Don't you miss them?

Yeah. I'm like, man, you dirty bastard. Right. But a lot of these guys out on the road, that's, you know, these NBA players, football players, all these guys, I mean, a lot of them out there are, they're horndogs. Let's be honest. All right, let's get to this awesome intro.

I know you love it. Ever, best ever. This is the segment. Not like the other. People do stupid shit. You say, oh, brother. Hey, it's not a copy or a clone of any previous bit. But if you think so, hey, we don't give a shit.

And I'd appreciate it, Sony, if you'd stop asking me to do an album. I can do. Please. They're blowing you up. Stop calling me. They're blowing you up. I'm busy. album please stop calling me they're blowing you i'm busy i cannot work with all these artists that you want me to do duos with right now i'm not interested in doing a song with ariana grande

uh in a turn of events fit for election season a new dish has claimed the top spot in the race oh no that's the wrong thing i'm on the wrong wrong page, people. Hold on. Here we go. A Georgia Police Department urged couples seeking to reconcile to kindly get a room rather than copulating in the grass between businesses. What? The Livonia PD said officers responded to public indecency complaint in the grass between McDonald's and the Raceway gas station at the exit on I-85. Said, well, the stupidity of some people never ceases to amaze us, so we have some more helpful hints for those of you visiting our wonderful city.

If you decide to exit I-85 with your life partner while on a road trip to reconcile your relationship, don't do so in the grass between McDonald's and Raceway. Couples were urged instead to get a room, go home, don't do so in the grass between McDonald's and Raceway. Couples were urged instead to get a room, go home, don't reconcile in broad daylight in the grass beside the street. If you're stupid enough to do it, don't stop in Livonia. So yeah, they got some charges, but man, how horny are you if you're just going to do it right there in the grass between, I mean, come on, man. I've never been that horny. You know, even at 15, I wasn't that horny i you know even at 15 i wasn't you know it's like i had some no i know and trust me you i would have humped a hubcap at 15 um a machete wielding maniac in texas tried to set two of his neighbor's homes

on fire in a crazy caught on camera arson spree oh i, I love it. Philae Dinh Nguyen, 46 of West Harris County, indulged his incendiary ways Wednesday, grabbed a red gas can, walked across Brighton Hollow Lane and started pouring gas on the side of his neighbor's houses in broad daylight. Yeah. He also had a giant machete. The homeowner quickly extinguished the fire, which scorched part of the lawn and some of the brick. So it would have been a lot worse if we hadn't stopped it. Well, obviously. Thank you, sir, for that information.

What brand of bath salts was he using? Right. Nguyen strode to the front of the driveway where he looked around and started swinging his machete at the air. He later threatened the second victim with it, told deputies that he came after her waving the blade as she tried to put the fire out with a hose. Cops said he threatened a sheriff's deputy who responded to the scene. They tased him, locked him up, and slapped the firebug with a first degree felony and some other things. And yeah, he's done. I like how nonchalant they're, you know, strode to the front of the driveway. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Waiting his machete around. Yeah. Sound of music. Yeah, no, it was well written, wasn't it? Yeah. No, I appreciate that. Here's another one. Man, this guy is evil.

A man wearing sunglasses caught on camera swiping a generator from a South Jersey Halloween light show. Oh. Man, what a POS. The Halloween light show, bro? Comeos the halloween light show bro come on man unnecessary everyone loves glow the halloween drive-thru light show but unfortunately it was a victim of theft on friday morning a generator valued at five grand which that guy sold for 300 and bought some crack that lasted two hours yeah uh he used to power the show it was stolen right off the property in broad daylight man no one is ashamed anymore i mean guys do you understand how this works do you understand that

they can see you yes this is 2024 there are cameras everywhere jesus uh the thief was seen wheeling the pricey generator into a Chevy Avalanche. There's your first problem. Yeah, yeah, the old Avalanche, man. Your eighth problem. Yeah, it really is. Okay, yeah. Oh, hey, now some people, this was a problem, but I bet some of you wouldn't have been mad.

Inflation not the only thing getting high these days. Customers at a Wisconsin-based pizzeria experienced a high of their own after they unknowingly ate a pizza accidentally contaminated with THC. I like how they like to throw these words around, like, you know, unknowingly, accidentally. The bizarre incident took place at Famous Yeti's Pizza in Stoughton, Wisconsin. The pizza served on Tuesday and Thursday in a Facebook post. Famous Yeti's confirmed they discovered that their dough had been contaminated with Delta-9 oil. The discovery came after the restaurant received reports from staff, Yeti's owner owner and employees of unexplained physical

reactions they got high uh and their muscles all of a sudden didn't hurt you're like wow i feel man like my swelling but i'm yeah their food costs that day was probably a little insane it must have been man i mean that's a lot of oil right there but somebody probably dumped it in there it was confirmed the pizza had been sold with dough mistakenly prepared with delta nine yeah i don't think it was mistaken for an employee appreciation party labeled you know the container what they were doing is rolling out a trial yeah see how people react to it and now people are gonna be like well can you make me one of those? Yeah, sure can. Yeah, well, we can do that. You want the Delta 9, right?

That'd make the office pizza party a little more fun, at least. Well, hell yeah, it would. Yeah, damn right it would. All right, let's go here to Denver, Colorado, where a Halloween crab stowed away on a flight from Costa Rica to Denver. He's got a new home at the Denver Zoo. They on a flight from Costa Rica to Denver. He's got a new home at the Denver Zoo.

They said a flight crew discovered the black land land crab known as a Halloween crab, moon crab, or Bermuda land crab. Why does it have so many names? It was found by a flight crew after a plane from Costa Rica landed in Denver. And they said, thanks to our amazing conservation partners who stopped and picked up a crab. Yeah. The crab's arrival, you know, when he's at the zoo.

Oh, my God, look at it. Yeah, everybody's going to the zoo to see the crab. They are kind of funny to look at. When they eat, they kind of look really cool when they're eating. It's kind of funny. Kind of like, aw. Kind of looks like the Dwayne Wade statue. Yeah, that's good.

You're right. You're right. You're right. Okay, let's see here. We got what we got here. Oh, yeah, this is a good one right here. In Big Sur, California, Baja, skateboarders in Mexico honored their deceased buddy's wishes by making his headstone a quarter pipe ramp so mourners could skate with him instead of praying. Oh, thank God.

That's awesome. A viral YouTube video shows a visitor performing a tail grind on the ramp-inspired grave marker. It's located in La Paz, Baja, California, sir. Of course. Yes, of course. Yeah. They erected the tombstone in honor of Rafael Rafa Castillo, a skater and surfer who died of cancer in 2016. He'd been a fixture of the local skate scene. They'd been

competing in prominent tournaments throughout the 90s and beyond, designed skate ramps, dedicated his life to promoting the sport. Before he died, he had worked as a drywaller. And anyway, the ramp was in memory of the one that was in the park for many years, said Jesus Manuel Herrera Rodriguez, who had known the deceased since high school so instead of going to pray uh we're gonna go skate with him and they got approval from local officials which you would never get here never uh no you try to do that here in little rock say hey can i you mind if i put a quarter pipe ramp uh up on this tombstone is that cool here over at pine crest they're gonna be like get the hell out of here, man. What's wrong with you?

They won't put it anywhere, especially in a freaking cemetery. No, but you know what? I will say this. In Mexico, they have some tripped out funny funerals, man. I've seen a guy that was on a motorcycle. What? Yeah, yeah, yeah. They put their bodies in positions, and you come to the viewing.

This guy was literally lowered into the grave on his motorcycle yeah they had another one dressed as a superhero yeah another one sitting at a poker table with sunglasses on playing poker yeah they they do i mean it's wild yeah some of the tributes they do though i kind of like that i feel like funerals are a little uh they're stuffy and boring yeah they're not they're not fun okay so so let's ask this question and and i want to ask this question to everybody out there so uh you can text us you can uh facebook us you can uh you know just however you want to reach us reach us uh if you die and you could pick any type of situation for your body to be in when everybody comes to view it you know what is

it going to be bundy what what would you would you be doing electrical work hooking up i would not be working i would know what would you be doing um maybe playing pool or playing poker playing pool yeah i could see that you know a little behind the back shot yeah there you go yeah that'd be cool i like to sit down at the table playing poker because then everybody can just sit down and have a drink yeah no they didn't have a drink with you they didn't throw a chip towards you yeah there you go that'd be cool okay how about yourself if you were to die what uh what uh you know uh action figure position are you i mean if we're if we're going that route i would um i'd be like the old

school pharaohs and stuff who i'd have you know all of my animals um stuffed and with me oh yeah i'd be like on the throne with my animals oh yeah that'd be okay i like that a little egyptian stuff yeah no that's that's great what about you uh keep you right here yeah yeah i'd be in front of a microphone probably probably with sunglasses on just because you know i don't want to make people feel weird yeah and then you can just play a recording of me there you go that'd be fine yeah i'd do that uh a mysterious show is tricking new yorkers into tripping out and staring into each other's eyes what the hell does that mean uh an exhibit called bobby and spock the beautiful nothing features a pair of contraptions uh wires lights uh that you know it looks like a mad

scientist built it with a junk room i guess But visitors to the display consist of two installations. Hold on. Let me see. What the hell is this? Man, I don't even understand what they're telling me here. It looks like that you go in here and you just look into something's eyes. You try to stare into the eyes of this art exhibit. So I'm not even reading this too long and too poorly written. So I'm out on that. And let's move over here because I've got a couple more things that I do want to share with you that I think are worth talking about.

That's why English and communications are so important because if your stuff is not well written, you're not reading it. No, I'm done with you. You're reading a story. Yeah, I'm done with you. Oh, here we go.

There was a lack of hotel space in Colombia recently for the United Nations COP16 Biodiversity Conference. That left some delegates in a lurch when it came to lodging. Robert Baluku from Uganda was one of those delegates scrambling for accommodations until Hotel de Seos came to the rescue. until Hotel de Seos came to the rescue. By the way, de Seos means desire, and the hotel's decor instantly told Baluku why the name was significant. Motel de Seos is one of Cali, Columbia's hourly rate hotels. Yeah, where rooms come complete with circular beds,

love machine chairs, dance poles, and sex swings. Baluku described his accommodations as unusual and funny. The hotel management was willing to remove some of the furniture to accommodate the 12 delegates at $35 a night. Why did you need to move the furniture? Just be in the room with the furniture? Why, that dildo's too scary? You worried you're going to use this? It's going to attack me in the middle

of the night and violate me. Okay. Lawyer Danny Sheehan is a big time UFO alien enthusiast. He says they're coming in the very near future. Of course they are. Absolutely. Wait outside by the mailbox. They'll be there.

I would say since about 2000 some years. Easily. In recent years, Sheehan has been instrumental in bringing UFO whistleblowers before Congress. Now he claims that extraterrestrial beings are on the verge of an intervention on Earth to keep the planet

from total collapse. No aliens give a damn if we blow ourselves up or not. They are not intervening. They're not coming to get out of the ship and go, stop hurting each other, okay? If they show up, they're going to kill you. Okay? That's what's going to happen. You're going to die.

It will be a full-on Prometheus type situation. They're not your friends. You don't want them to come. We're a third-grade science project. Yes. Of some alien galaxy. On a spinning rock. yeah yeah it's on fire yeah inside walk it off understand that walk it off xenomorphs that's what's coming uh she

insists aliens have been traveling in and out of our world collecting eggs and sperm with each visit of course they have because they grow us in a petri dish there. They have human farms, you know? Yeah. Okay. You're a battery, Patrick. You're a battery. Yes, I am. Just like in The Matrix. That's right.

California's Silicon Valley is notoriously expensive with average rents starting at $2,200 a month for a studio. Up to $4,000 for a two-bedroom. Up to $4,000 for a two-bedroom. With that in mind, a guy in San Jose is offering a $250 Harry Potter cubby that's perfect for someone with no aversion to tight spaces. You know the under the stairs of the closet there? He's renting it out for $250 a month for someone to live in. I feel like we're going to see that in a few years. More and more.

No, a little Chris Hansen Dateline NBC. Oh, yeah, right. Yeah. Sorry. The Harry Potter closet will become the next place. see that in a few years like a little no a little chris hansen dateline nbc oh yeah right yeah the harry potter closet would become the next place there's no lock on the outside like there's no lock on the inside but there's one on the outside oh in the uk a doctor stripped of his registration meaning his license after being found guilty of some unsavory behavior. First off, Dr. Holmes was accused of taking a leak in the sink inside a consultation room. That was strike one. Well, look, man, sometimes that coffee has to be recycled, and you don't know when it's going to hit.

I'll recycle a whole pot, and it just jumps up on surprises sometimes. It happens. But then there was the time the good doctor ordered a CT scan on a patient to see if she had a brain that's pretty great that's pretty great i'm gonna be honest i would promote him yeah they've got good health care over there right those it's not like it cost her any money that was strike two well this is the doctor you get with no money when those who oversee the registration of doctors confronted him, they found no evidence of an acknowledgement, appreciation of or an apology for this serious misconduct. And that was strike three. He is done.

Because that's what they'll do in the UK is like if you're not sorry or offer some level of an apology or some contrition, you're in big trouble. You're canceled in the UK. Oh, man, the UK. They love to. I think half the people in the UK. Oh, man. The UK, they loved it. I think half the people in the UK are canceled at this point, without a doubt. All right, let's do... They're the ones that like Crocodile. Do what? They're the ones that like Crocodile or that drug.

Or is that Russia? I don't know. I think that's Russia that likes that. I have forgotten about that one, but yeah. The face-eating. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, over here, we like to spray wasp spray on things let it dry and smoke that you understand what never mind you don't understand i don't know why i'm saying anything

listen what else you got to do in the morning all right uh let's get to this this is a i almost did it earlier on accident but uh thanksgiving not too far out. I know that sounds crazy because Halloween's just about to hit, but next is Thanksgiving, right? In a turn of events for election season, a new dish has claimed the top spot in the race for America's favorite Thanksgiving side.

Now, Thanksgiving might officially celebrate turkey, but Campbell's annual State of the Sides report shows the real races about the sides we put on our plates. And this year, there's been a shakeup in the polls. There's been an upset, people. Your horse may be out. I don't know. Let's look. While Thanksgiving dish preferences vary by region, Midwesterners tend to love cheesy things like the coated mac and cheese, breadcrumb coated

mac and cheese. While home cooks in the southeast prefer sweet potato casserole. And there's only one holiday favorite we almost all get behind, right? Stuffing? Yeah. Is that true? That's my number one. No, that's your number one.

That's my number one. She says, nope. And he says, yep. According to Campbell's, millennials, Gen X, baby boomers, even the silent generation, all cast their support for stuffing and dressing, making it the crowd pleaser. It unseated the longtime fan favorite, mashed potatoes. I've never had mashed potatoes. We had German potatoes.

Are those Nazis? What's a German potato? They come with the crowd in them? Well, it's kind of like scalloped potatoes. It was layers of sliced potatoes and onions with like a cheese kind of sauce on it or whatever. Yeah, we had that. We had dressing. We didn't have stuffing. Well, they't have stuff yeah well they are different yeah they are different one of them actually cooks inside the turkey the other is

can make you sick i you know i don't i like it okay um i really don't actually i i don't i don't really like your dressing actually i don. We do like cauliflower casserole and like a roasted broccoli. That sounds good. Roasted broccoli. That does sound good right there. It says that mashed potatoes didn't move parts in second place.

Sweet potatoes are in third. I do eat that. Sweet potatoes, sweet potato casserole, candied yams, whatever you want to call it, I'll line up for it. Yeah, put marshmallows on it.

Yeah. That's the only time in the world I like marshmallows. Only time. No other time. Sweet potatoes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Green bean casserole, nope. Nope.

Mac and cheese. And if you go to, I'm trying to remember where it's at, but there's a mac and cheese by a famous singer. What is her name? Oh, Patti LaBelle. Patti LaBelle. If you haven't had that mac and cheese by a famous singer. What is her name? Oh, Patti LaBelle. If you haven't had that mac and cheese, I swear to God, I swear to God, if you see Patti LaBelle mac and cheese, you know why she's thick now, because that is awesome, man. Man, it is amazing.

Down with the thickness. Oh, my God, it's so good. Down with the thickness. Now, when it comes to preparing the most popular side, the study shows a third of home cooks are willing to go off the standard recipe rules to make stuffing their own. That may mean using a mix of regular bread and cornbread, incorporating things like pork sausage or adding in seasonal flavors.

So as you start, well, anyway. I can get down with something like that like i like i'd like a good homemade you know make it made it your own it's a you know recipe that mom all's been perfecting for you know 40 plus years but it seems i find it's just like the stovetop box you know add the water and it's like f every bit of when i was kid, we ate stovetop because we didn't know any better. Well, yeah, we did too. I mean, that's what we could afford, right? And that sounds so bad.

I shouldn't say that. That sounds bad. I just don't like it. I don't either. I mean, I want to have the turkey and I want to have the vegetables and I want to have the pie. I do like cranberry sauce in a can. I do too. Hey.

I don't give a damn. No, that's nostalgia on a whole other level. If you're coming with some BS. Don't bring me no whole cranberry crap. I don't give a damn no that's that's a good stuff right there yeah if you're coming with some bs don't bring me no whole cranberry crap i don't want that i don't want your 14 page recipe no cranberry relish gelatinous shit that comes out of the can that mixes well with my potatoes and turkey i want the ribs from the metal yeah that's right that's right that's how you know it's real i know it's real when the cowboys I know it's real. Cowboys losing on TV. You like to see the Cowboys lose, do you? Well, I grew up watching the Cowboys.

Me too. You know, it was like that was your team. Well, sure. It was everybody's team. It was everybody's team. And then it's just been funny over the years. And it's my son's father's, my baby daddy, his favorite team. So I like to give him a bunch of credit all the time. How long has it been, guys?

It's been a while, hasn't it? 96. Yeah, and it's not getting better right now i'm gonna be honest with you jerry jones is founder syndrome he needs to let it go yeah it's it's jerry's fault to be honest flash this morning i know they're all coming in uh flashing us your day has not started with nipples in the window nipple in the window then what are you even doing with your life i know it's wrong you've gone wrong yeah it's absolutely wrong so what how do y'all celebrate thanksgiving do you go to family do you have a friends give what do you do yeah um both me and my wife grew up with divorced parents so we've got a ton of places to go yeah yeah we just get a are there four thanksgivings um let's say we do one on her mom's side and do two for my side of the family.

So three all together. Have you ever seen the movie Four Christmases? Oh, I love that movie. I've seen pieces of it. I do love that movie. Yeah, Sven Svahn and Reese Witherspoon. Here's what a lot of people don't know about that movie. She hated him.

Yeah, really? She hates his gut yes yeah absolutely i don't curious all these movies with romantic you know uh counterparts and they can hate each other yes yeah well you know uh boy i'm gonna really kill my i shouldn't do it i shouldn't do it on lucy fred and ethel hated each other yeah Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Now people are like, what's Lucy? Yeah. Google that shit, man. I'm not going to tell you.

I can't do all that right now. So Thanksgiving, what do you do? So we usually do family thing. And we had talked about this year doing something different because my grandmother passed away earlier this year. And it's just sad season for us. It's just kind of hard to, yeah, because she was probably a sinner of that. Yeah, well, and we lost my brother, you know, in December, like, you know, 15, 16 years ago. So it's just always sad for us.

So we were like, well, we should go on a trip. We should do that, da, da, da. So we were like, well, we should go on a trip. We should do that. But it's like the anyways, we're just going to do some frigging turkey and, you know, do our little regular thing. And then we're going to plan for something next year because my son will be out of high school and we can actually like go on a trip. Yeah. You're going to drop shrooms on Thanksgiving. Absolutely.

Yeah. I'm going to toast my mom. Happy Thanksgiving, everybody. The wall's melting. going on i'm gonna toast my mom on thanksgiving happy thanksgiving everybody the wall's melting i will tell y'all we got this last year if you're in a pinch for a turkey on thanksgiving okay yeah that makes a cajun turkey i i've heard that was ready to go yeah it was delicious we loved it yeah we loved it okay all right uh let's see uh tina said i'm sure laura put him in this place i you know i i don't know what that refers to, but you are right.

Whatever it was, you are correct. The raging case. Oh, the raging case. Oh, yeah. No, no. She damn sure did. Yeah, no. You know she ain't afraid yet.

I was about to say, I feel sorry for the guy. No, I'm telling you, there's any guy who's ever tried to step to her in any possible way, whether it was mad, trying to get some, whatever it was. She is the wrong one, bro. I would tell you, you would rather try to make love to a bobcat in a phone booth than you would. She is serious business.

Good morning, Jonathan, to good. Good Lord, people, not the light show. Yeah, the light show. They stole from the light show. The generator is gone. I guess there's a lot of copper in there. I don't see any CB handles, people. Where are your CB handles at?

You're supposed to be sending CB handles, and I don't see any of them here. Wow. I'm very disappointed in you. You couldn't even make some up? What are you all going to be for Halloween? Tell us what you're all going to be for Halloween. Are you dressing up? I'm not.

I've got a little cheap mask. We're going to the Mexican halloween are you dressing up i'm not i've got a little uh cheap mask we're going to uh the mexican ot show tonight the what makes it that mexican ot just uh that mexican out of texas is a rapper oh okay really where's he playing the hall yeah okay uh anybody you know with him no i don't i don't know who's i mean i'm sure he will have some yeah so what time is it supposed to start eight o'clock so it'll be 10 yeah 11 maybe yeah yeah yeah we're just rapper time is different i i just watched an interview the other day where he said yeah no it's true no or after time especially they are okay they are notoriously late to everything and and they do it on purpose they you know they say they do it on purpose it is funny to me yeah it cracks me up because it'd be you know one two three hours

late you're like man i wouldn't even wait that. Like, I'm going home. If I'm standing here for two hours and you ain't showing up, I'm gone. I got stuff to do, man. I can't even mess with that. What about you? You got a costume lined up? So I got a costume.

I was going to be a flamingo. I was actually going to wear it today. Yeah. You're not going to be a sexy Border Patrol agent? Well, no. I was going to be a sexy flamingo because apparently that wear it today. Yeah. But. You're not going to be a sexy Border Patrol lady? Well, no. I was going to be a sexy flamingo. Oh, okay. Because apparently that's a thing.

Yeah. But it is made for someone with a much longer torso. So, it was not appropriate, like, at all for me to wear. Oh, I see. So, like, I guess not. You have to stand on one leg when you wear it? Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. And I had pink go-go boots and everything. I went all the way down. I was all excited. It's what I get for being short. You don't know a seamstress to help you, I guess. I could probably do it, but that's effort. It's too much work.

I got it. I don't know. Go find some shorts or something and put them over it. I don't know. I may come in in a costume on Thursday. I'm still debating it. Yeah. We've got a whole box full of different costumes. I don't know. I may come in in a costume on Thursday. I'm still debating it. We've got a whole box full of different costumes.

Maybe I should ditch B&I and just come see what you're going to be. That's a great idea. Just see what I'm going to be. If I do it, I'm going to do it right. I'll tell you that. I'm doing it for Halloween up here. Halloween's going to be fun. I feel like Halloween's been going on for a week. Maybe we should get some candy up here and let people trick-or-treat the studio. How cool would it be for people to come trick-or-treat the studio?

Like if your kids are home, you could just pop by and bring the kids up here and trick-or-treat? Yeah, that'd be awesome. I need candy, people. I need candy. We need candy. Let's make it a trick-or-treat show Thursday, and those folks who want to, and I don't care if you've got kids or not's make it a trick-or-treat show uh thursday and uh those folks who want to and i don't care if you've got kids or not you can come trick-or-treat but you

but you do need to be in some kind of costume i will not give you candy just for showing up at the door it don't work like that right you you better have a mask you better have something on you know make something in the car and put it on your head and come in here and be a coffee cup i don't care uh but yeah we'll do trick-or- or treat on thursday we'll make sure we got candy in here somebody help remind me uh and maybe somebody knows where i can get a great deal on some candy maybe we'll find a halloween candy sponsor that wants their name said like five billion times on halloween you know just a thought anybody out there tak is that the thought? Anybody out there? Takers? Takers?

Anybody? Putting it out there. All right. Let's do this. Coming up next, we've got a double shot of not a damn thing. This is Patrick and the People, bitches. We ain't playing music here. Get back to the jaw jacking.

All right. Back to the jaw jacking. The West and Southern regions of the United States. You, by the way, are in the Southern region if you don't know. It may not be true. Actually, let me pause because amazingly yesterday, and again, I will continue to say you guys are the best in the world. There are no better fans, friends in the world than you guys. But yesterday, Gunny was giving me the report.

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What is it? The U-Line catalog. Oh, that's the office supply stuff or whatever? Well, yeah, I mean, it's office supply stuff and like safety stuff. Okay, yeah, like work related. Yeah, it's all work related. Well, this is catalogs

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big sears catalog or the big catalog that you would get and you would go through your parents say go through here and circle things you want for christmas you're not getting any of them most as i got was to look at the book you had to look at it you couldn't you couldn't actually circle anything or anything like that it was the most fun we got to have i did get to uh i got a uh pink ruffled canopy bed set from the jc pennies yeah one year for christmas and it's hilarious because i've never been you know and a pink yeah girly girl like that girl kind of thing but i saw that and i was like i want it gotta have it that's great and then i set it on fire that's great do you do you set it on fire wow yeah i mean i was a pyro back in the day you know were you oh yeah really tell me more i was

burning little pieces of paper in this um really cute denture uh holder that i'd gotten i don't even know how or why but i'm just like sitting on my little tools you know my toy chest light fires i'm right there by my bed next thing you know it's like on fire it's on fire yeah and i hear my mom are you smoking in there i'm like 12 years old it's like no ma'am no but my bed's on fire sorry mom yeah yeah that's that's fine uh do you remember uh you know you're talking about that gift it was that probably wasn't your favorite christmas gift of all do you remember your favorite that really was that was your all-time yeah like that was everything okay that's cool that set a tone like that how long before you burn it up? Maybe that summer. Okay.

So it made at least six months you enjoyed it. Yeah, but I mean, I felt like it was the epitome of the 80s for me, you know? The 80s and 90s, like I got that. I had one of those clear see-through phones that lit up. Oh, wow. You were cool. It had the VCR in it.

Yeah, my brother had that one. Now the boom box, that's my favorite birthday had that one that now the boom box that's that's my favorite birthday present ever the double cassette boom box the one you put on your shoulder and it would drop it dead like dislocate it for you yes the bigger you could get boom boxes the better it was now they're hot again right they just don't have cassettes and stuff in them but uh what about yourself a favorite christmas gift as a kid oh man, man, I have to say when the PlayStation 2 came out. Yeah. Yeah, my parents, they got all game exchange had just kind of gotten on a roll, too.

So my parents got all the old shitty game systems. We had Atari and Super Nintendo. They went and traded those in and got a PS2 for Christmas. And that was the epitome. We never got anything new like that. So that was just like. That was big.mas and that was the epitome we never got anything new like that so that was just like that was big yeah that was huge did you play it a long time oh yeah played it forever do you still play games yeah yeah a little bit not near not near as much i mean when you game what do you like to game uh probably just sports like madden madden yeah okay i used to uh my son i used

to beat the hell out of him at Madden when he was a kid. Yeah. Probably until he was about, I don't know, 13, 14. Oh, they're better at me at any video right now. Right. Because I, you know, the way I learned to play video games, you had usually two, maybe three buttons. Right.

And a joystick. Okay. And that was it. Yeah. I did not need a manual. Yeah. Just the instructions were right there. Yeah.

Kick, punch, jump. Yeah. And then this, you know, thing moved me back and forth. Right. it yeah i did not need a manual yeah it's just the instructions were right there kick punch jump yeah and then this you know back you know thing moved me back and forth right right uh and that's the way i still play game okay i don't i don't want i don't want to take time to read all these things so i would play him in madden and he would get mad i was winning but i didn't know i was just punching any button i didn't care right right and somehow he couldn't defend that and i would beat the hell out of him you know and he would get so mad at me man right so mad but now no i i couldn't beat him in anything yeah call of duty came out that they got into that for a while and i tried to play it and i just get dizzy i just get turned around in it like i can't do this man it's too much i i need to see this from a different perspective you know the ground-thrown autos are

fun but they only release them them once every 15 years. They come out with a new one. There's nothing more fun than running into people and beating hookers in a video game. Oh, 100%. That's my favorite. My favorite game I ever played was back in the 90s. It was a Sega game, and it was Mutant League Hockey. Wow, Sega Genesis.

Yeah, and you were different mutant teams or whatever yeah and you you know you were different you know mutant teams or whatever and you're playing hockey but like the honestly the real goal was just to kill each other forfeit and some of the rinks like would have sharks that would come up out of the ice it was so cool i don't like that no they're you know they're they're way too complicated they're very theatrical now you know and it's impressive i mean're you know they're they're way too complicated they're very theatrical now you know and it's impressive i mean sometimes you know you see these games the footage and i mean it's it's movie quality footage i mean it is amazing even madden i mean it's hard to tell whether that's a video game or a real football game it really is uh and and that's amazing

but in some ways it does take the simplistic joy out of what video games were. Because when I was a kid, my favorite was Galaga. And you can only move left or right. And that's it. Left or right. And you can shoot. That's it. There's nothing else you can do.

And I would play that. I put an endless amount of quarters in that. And Mike Tyson punch out. Audi blow. Audi blow. Audi blow. Audi blow. Oh, yeah.

Uppercut. Uppercut. And it was just a math formula to win that. You'd figure out the formula, you know, you know, and then he'll go, there was always a, an algorithm you could figure out. You could figure that out. Yeah, that's exactly right. And now some of the games, like I know a lot of people like red dead redemption. Yeah, no, I think, uh uh my friend jay sorsby uh plays that or did i i don't know but within that within the gameplay there's you know cut scenes and some of those will last 20 30 minutes really oh my god just to play through red dead redemption takes you know like over 100 hours wow like because you sit through so many of the yeah yeah it's like uh

see i didn't put a quarter in the machine to watch a video i want to push buttons and kill things yeah if i'm putting in a machine to watch something it's not going to be i'll never forget hold on that reminds me man that reminds me man one time uh again i was super young and i didn't know any better. And I went over to a particular adult store that was over on 65th at the time. At the time, I don't know if it still is. But I walked in and I was looking around, right? I'm looking for something in particular at the time. It was kind of an in and out thing.

Oh, that's the wrong one. Anyway, but I see this guy and uh he's walking down this hall and he's he's jingling all this change and i'm like what is he doing man right and i finally had the courage to say what what's up with the the change over here oh so you would go in these things you put quarters in and it plays these porn movies and i assume that everybody's in there going peewee herman yeah um you know and they're uh they're having their own ditty parties right and uh you know but but you know it's got to be frustrating to you know be about halfway there and all of a sudden you realize you get more quarters in right oh come on right i gotta start over now i love who goes mood. Who goes? I mean, now this.

I love the nonchalantness of it. I know. Why didn't Aaron you would run on the way home? Right. Yeah, I'm just going to swing by and bang one out. It always seemed like that. Because I know the particular shop you're talking about. Every time we were over in that area, it kind of just seemed like it was, oh, I'm on my way home.

Let me stop off at the perfect building. Yeah, get some groceries, get off. Ever accidentally stopped at one that had a glory hole? I never made it down that hallway. I didn't make it down the hallway, but I saw the hallway. There was a line. Oh, blessings. A line.

I'm pretty sure the building is still there. I'm not sure if it's still functioning as a purveyor of adult novelties. I don't know if it is. I did the other day. Spencer may have bought it. He may have. Spencer may have. Yeah, he may have bought it.

Yeah. The other day, what was it? Oh, yeah, my son told me, and I say the other day. It was probably a few months back. But apparently somewhere that he went to get massages was a happy ending location. No kidding. Yeah. And he said he went in.

He said he had no idea. Right. No idea at all. He said, I go in just to get a massage. Yeah. And he said at the end, she reached out and said to you. And he was like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I have a girlfriend. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Don't do that. I just want the basic. and he was like no no no no no no no no no no I have a girlfriend

no no no right right don't do that I just want the basic and I was like I just want a massage she was already there bro what do you know it was Tyler no I didn't say I did not say that it was Tyler she's already there part of the massage honey I didn't know. I had no idea. Oh, that's wrong. Physical therapy and service would come in all forms. Speaking of therapy, because, you know, we've talked, all of us have at some point talked about addiction in here. And just get your take on this real quick. So, according to this, scientists are hopeful a new experimental brain zapping can help people overcome their addictions to drug or alcohol.

Doctors at West Virginia, of course, the Rockefeller Neuroscience Institute, have a special $1 million helmet and goggles that people wear while being showing images of what they're struggling with. The helmet then pulses parts of the brain with ultrasound waves until the cravings are gone. A reported three quarters have remained substance free for months. What do you think? Okay. I mean, if it works, fantastic.

I was going to say, if they got the results, I mean, I guess. But like, I don't know. The first thing that comes to mind is Ghostbusters. Whenever he's doing the, you know, he's holding up the cards and trying to get the guy to like. Did you guess what it is? Yeah. He keeps zapping the guy. That's just what I think about.

And I mean, okay, it's sound waves. Ultrasound, yeah. Ultrasound waves. Yeah, like with the, you put the vaseline on the head. Yeah, this is a hell. I'm guessing. I don't know. I mean, that's what you do with ultrasound.

Million dollar helmet Bless him What if he brings it I mean I don't know I'm afraid to put any helmet that sends any waves in my brain Agreed I'm just a little anxious about it I need to see a little more before I'm like

Yeah throw the helmet on me I'm not going to be in the alpha or beta stage of that Like y'all work all that out. Well, it's going to get rid of that craving. But what if it took out another craving at the same time? Exactly. What if all of a sudden. What if I ate chocolate after that?

Yeah, what if all of a sudden. Yeah, that's the problem right there. Why don't you take my desire for sex? Yeah, because then my desire for life ended. Exactly, yeah. I'm sorry, that's wrong. I should not say that. No, it is a horrible thing.

Like, being a woman of a certain age, there's certain things that start happening and you're like what the f you know one of them is like libido drops libido drops and you're like this sucks yeah yeah so much yeah i don't know that feeling but i hear you all right i hear you and i'm sorry for me well and so and i went went to go get all this address have my hormones checked and everything was completely dismissed by my doctor so you know doctors be be better because you know i will lose in our will to live i will say this i should not say this as often i should not but i will say that i once had when i was a senior in high school i had a girlfriend because I thought about it

for a second but she's a very sweet person a very very sweet person but but and I had to break up because she just want to have sex too much yeah and I know that sounds insane I was like she didn't want to go out anymore. She didn't want to do anything. And that is a compliment in a way, you know, I mean, I appreciate the compliment,

but I was like, man, there's more to do than this. You know, I mean, you know, we go, you can only do it so many times.

I mean, it's like, man, my back hurts. Okay. Right. I'm sorry. It's raw.

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not a fan of the movie, but I get why people love doing it because what an experience that is. I did once do the uh the show and and it was a lot of fun i have not been back but uh this one said i i tried putting it in cb handle but it goes against community standards oh good one though it must be a pretty decent one then yeah you put it in emoticons yeah a lot of ways i it out i don't know if it'll yeah it does take emoticons here so yeah you can do that you could do that all right uh let's see uh we need to do something

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Jimmy John's introduced its latest menu item, the Pickle Witch. Ugh. Jimmy John's introduced its latest menu item, the Pickle Witch. It uses kosher dill pickles instead of bread and packs on all the same stuff with the pickles. So they offer the Vito. That's a remix of the original Vito Sub. It features a gutted kosher dill pickle with salami, capicolo, provolone, lettuce, tomato, onion, sauce, and herbs, or the turkey in provolone. And they're also bringing back the pickled chips to go with it. You say, ugh.

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Big pickle. I have a theory about... No, I shouldn't. Girls that like pickles. Pickles are delicious. And girls that like pickles. Yeah. Are delicious.

They might find... Never mind. I got to stop. I'm going to do i'm gonna do something wrong about asparagus right i'm just saying if you're willing have you ever seen anyone eat a pickle i mean just watch them what does that need to tell you okay that's all you need to know well depends on what the pickle is yeah now not the baby pickles i'm talking about the ones that buy the pickle in the bag yeah yeah you see someone in the bag figure you're like yep yep oh yeah all according to this article you tell me if you think it's true all relationships aren't equal uh science has found a way to categorize the boundaries. In 2016, three relationship scientists, that is their job, whatever that really means, studied unwed couples in their mid-20s to determine

if there's any definability to figure out how many types of couples there are, really. And they came to the conclusion there are only four types of couples in the world, period. Four types. See if you agree and see if you're one of them. Yeah, let's see. Okay. So the number one, the on and off again couple. It says, known as the on again, off again couple. You're this type of couple. You might make the stock exchange dizzy with your up and down, back and forth relationship. One minute hot the next cold conflict pushes you apart passion pushes you back together when you're together you're together when you're not you're not uh sounds like my

second husband the second one okay the number two the drama drama couple oh no that's it do you and your partner find yourselves often in the middle of a new issue or problem? You make spur of the moment decisions based on issues outside the relationship. Do you spend more of your time with your friends doing things without really consulting one another, trying to do things as a couple? Then you're in a dramatic relationship and the waters are choppy. As these couples have a lot of ups and downs. Their commitment swings wildly. If you're in this sort of person who focuses on the negative and allows factors outside the relationship to drive your opinion, you're going to be focused on other factors. So that's the drama drama. I feel like that's like the popular relationship right now,

just based on the most frequent. It does seem like a very popular one, doesn't it? No, I don't disagree. Okay. Does the social butterfly couple. Does your perfect night out involve your significant other and a bunch of friends you all share? Does social activity become the hub of your relationship because you do it together rather than separate and go your own way? Then you and your partner could have a socially based relationship that's strong because of the people and things you share.

Yeah, to some extent, I think that that's part and parcel. My wife and I, we do share a lot of social stuff like that. I mean, I'd say that's part of it. The focus on each other couple. You love spending time with your significant other. You do everything together. You share hobbies and fun times alike. And you like to spend more time bonding.

You'd rather be with them than anyone else. Does that seem like the only four couples that there could be? Well, I don't have any fancy letters behind my name, but I feel like there's probably some others. You feel like maybe that's an oversimplification yeah i do i mean there's a standard you know the friends with benefits has been around for a really long time you know and i mean there's the do those work out let me ask that question i i'm very curious i i'm not um i don't i don't think i've ever had, if I stop and pause, a friends with benefit relationship.

It seems like that one person in that relationship always wants to move forward with a relationship, and someone always does not. That seems to be the standard course in a relationship. I don't know. Listening to those, I would say that my current marriage started off like that last one. The always together. Yeah. And then kind of turned into the drama. Oh, really? The social thing. My current husband, I never lived together. So, you know, we would. Well, you know, the housing market was absolute shit. Right. But, you know, we'd spend time together as much as we could blah blah

blah blah but then it got to where it was just like well i had my schedule he had his schedule there's all these other things going on and we would basically see each other at a social thing or we'd hang out and watch wrestling on the weekends right and then i'd go home oh wow that is interesting now that that brings to mind some of these people who have what they call sleep divorces. Yes. Where they sleep in separate rooms, even though they're together as a couple in the same house. I'm totally pro that.

Really? Yeah. Yeah. You just like being asleep and by yourself? Well, I'm 44. I've been basically. Are you 44? Yeah.

I've been basically. Well, kudos to you. You look great. I would have never guessed you were 44. Yeah, you look great. Well, kudos to you. You look great. I would have never guessed you were a boy. Yeah, you look great. Oh, my God. Yeah. But my husband snored, and he would get up at like 4 o'clock in the morning.

This is when I wasn't getting up at 4 o'clock in the morning. He had some just offensive alarm. I was like, bro. Yeah. Bro. And, I mean, I'd sometimes be up until two o'clock in the morning just because you know my adhd kicks in or something um and it just didn't work it just didn't work it was it was disruptive to your sleep well it's disrupted both of us well

mine yeah no you were disrupted not his no i was disrupted not him yeah uh what do you could could you do that do you do that what do you think about that um man i feel kind of silly saying it but i'm a cuddler i gotta have my wife in bed i gotta have my wife in bed i can't sleep in it no i like that i appreciate that no i i'm so not and then i'm like get off and now i don't know if my wife enjoys it as much as I do. If you asked her, she'd be like, yeah. She doesn't have like a choice then. She's like, come here.

Buy a big spoon. No, we definitely could not do this. I don't think we could do separate bedrooms. But she has made sure that, like, for example, I was the guy that snored like a freight train. Matter of fact, my grandfather, my entire childhood, we used to joke about it. And he lived till he was, Jesus, 92, 93. And he should have been dead long before that. Not just in World War II.

Because this dude snored and he would be in the back of the house and you could hear it in the front of the house. I mean, I've never heard anyone snore louder. My grandmother slept next to him every night of her life, every night of her life. And I'm like, I don't I would punch him. You know, but I snored like that. And I met Laura and she was like,, listen, yes, it's disruptive, but I'm more concerned you're going to die.

And so I went and had a sleep test and got on a CPAP machine, and it changed my life, literally. It saved my life. Absolutely. And if you think I'm joking, because maybe you're somebody out there who you snore real bad, your wife punches you, tells you you snore real bad. Hell, maybe it's your husband telling you.

I don't know. Maybe. You don't have to be a guy or fat. No. I was both at the time anyway. And I'm still thick, but I was much bigger then, I think. You're still a guy too, right? Mostly, yeah. Yeah, it's not complete yet.

At least on Wednesdays. Yeah, I'm getting a beaver tail installed. Love it. Yeah, smack that ass. Yeah, I'm getting a beaver tail installed. I love it. Yeah, and it'll smack that ass. But anyway, no, I went and did the sleep study, which is weird on its own. It's the weirdest thing because you're in this room and they hook all these electrodes.

I mean, like a lot of them to you. And so rolling over is real challenging. And they're like, all right, now we've hooked all this stuff up to you. Go to sleep. Yeah. We'll be watching. What? Okay. All right. Yeah. all right now we've hooked all this stuff up to you go to sleep yeah we'll be watching what okay all right yeah uh but uh fortunately i went to sleep and uh anyway i'd be so worried about

like farting with them watching what they do is in the middle of it they'll they'll call on speaker uh could you roll over please and they'll say it till you hear it because you have to wake up like huh what uh okay where am i who's telling me to roll over right what's all this yeah yeah right what am i what am i doing here i'm wolverine what's going on um no and so uh then you have your consultation with the doctor after and so you know i'm sitting there he goes so here's what we found out um you're waking up on average 72 times an hour 72 times an hour an hour and um i i said well or no oh wait seven yeah 72 times an hour that's right uh and and uh i said so i i i mean i don't know what that means to me what does that really mean and he said well we have a rule if you're 40 and you're waking up

40 times an hour you'll be dead within 10 years of a heart attack he said i don't have a rule for 40 and 72 yeah but it's not good it's not good i said okay uh well i'm i'm down with this c-fab thing i said uh how long do i need to do it and he goes how long would you like to live i said yeah uh sign me up question right i going to tell you something. I won't even go anywhere. I will not stay the night anywhere without, I can't even sleep without it. Right. Uh, and it seems like it would be so intrusive and they have much better ones now. You can even have procedures where they put things in now and there's a procedure where there's just a little thing that just like a little switch that goes in and and uh it'll fix it for you but but i'll tell you if it really it's worth it it's a serious business whether you think it is or not you're not just loud and

snoring you could be in trouble so what do you feel like when you go from waking up 72 times an hour to getting a good night's rest could you tell an immediate difference yes hell yes you can't figure out why you feel like you know why i'm always tired yeah i just sleep eight ten hours wake up and still feel exhausted yeah because i didn't understand why you're waking up every minute i was never making room yeah crazy it was crazy and i was never getting into room sleep so how did it it changed everything yeah I'm sure on a medical journal somewhere probably so yeah probably so I'm sure I am I had a buddy surf my couch for a couple years and um he he had real bad sleep apnea and uh I told him I said dude you gotta get that taken care of because I would wake up in the middle of the night and just go watch

him on my couch because at one point like he's sucking in the curtains they will stop breathing it's really wild to be honest with you it's if you really watch it's kind of scary freaky weird yeah yeah if you think about it like that well and if you're snoring and stuff like that folks like don't don't die just to look cool know, because nobody's watching you sleep except for the ghost. If you ain't had sex pretending you're a pilot in your CPAP machine, you ain't done nothing, okay? We're about to ascend to 10,000 feet and here comes Maverick. I feel like that's an OnlyFans episode. It could be, it could be.

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You hear that? I like that. Chill. You remember from Office Space? Absolutely. Kind of sounds like that when they're about to break the copy machine. It feels good to be a gangster. That's right.

It feels good to be a gangster. A 107-year-old woman from Ohio stunned social media users showing off a huge horn growing out of her forehead. The centenarian named Chin became an unexpected star in Chinese TikTok, which is called Duyan, and a video that showed her flaunting the four-inch devil horn. video that showed her flaunting the four-inch devil horn many viewers believe the bizarre protrusion is the secret behind her advanced age and are describing it as the longevity horn yeah that's also the never mind that is that what they're doing yeah you can make a killing on it that's an only fan yeah it is an old man yeah yeah yeah yeah that's that given it uh maybe even like a back room only fans, you know. It's like a different given head.

That's wrong. The growth has developed over several years, yet she remains in good health. Doctors identified it as a cutaneous horn. That's often associated with sun exposure, it says. It's generally benign,

but they do monitor these kind of growths. She's not the only senior citizen to hit headlines for that. Back in 2019, a 74-year-old Indian man had a four-inch horn removed from the top of his skull. Y'all need to get Dr. Pimple Popper out there, take care of that stuff. Do you watch that, Dr. Pimple Popper? Do you like that? You like seeing that? Oh, yeah. I love that stuff. There's something really just calming about it. I don't like lipomas, though, because it looks like chicken,

like chicken cutlet they're taking out of people, but give me a nice thick cyst or... Oh, I can't do those. Yes, I love it. Oh, okay, okay. You know, there are a lot of people that do. Oh, yeah. I would go be a dermatologist just to do that. Yeah. Yeah, I just want to do that. I just want to do that. Like, I want to do, yeah, I would go be a dermatologist just to do that. Yeah. You just want to do that.

I just want to do that. Like, I want to do, yeah. I don't, no lipomas, no plastic surgery. I just want to exercise your goo. I've always had a pretty good skin, really. But every once in a while, you get a blackhead or something. Laura says, let me monkey your face. Yes.

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That's an elaborate plan. You thought about that one. I didn't think about that. Nick Hamlet pretended to be a man named Brandon Andretti when he dialed 911. Toll police he was injured and trapped in a body of water after a bear chased him off a cliff while hiking in Hamilton County. Authorities traced the call to near Teleco Plains. There they found a bloodied corpse with

Andrade's ID, but an autopsy revealed the dead man was not Andrade. Authorities don't know who the dead man is, but forensic experts are working to produce a sketch to identify him. Police later learned Andrade's ID had been stolen by Hamlet. Used multiple times. They believe he stole it to escape parole. Faked his death. Used a fake name when the police questioned him. And now they're trying to figure out who he killed and why he lured him into the woods. Probably somebody from OnlyFans. A lot of OnlyFans going on today.

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for revenge for the death of a fellow group member. So it was one of those things where, you know, the rappers started going at each other. It really started as something real simple and escalated into something obviously involving murder. And now Lil Durk, in spite of the fact that he's a very big-time artist, is going to go to prison for a very long time. And it's unfortunate.

We were talking about it earlier. Pardon me, I had to cough. But anyway, it's unfortunate because these guys, even though they get great success and wealth, they can't put down the street. They can't put down the you talk crap about me and as a man, I can't take that, so I have to kill you now. And it's like, man, you are good.

I've got to ruin my life to prove a point. Yeah. And we were talking about it yesterday, and I asked my son, I said, have you ever seen that Key and Pills kit? He's like, which one? I said, oh, let me pull it up. There's a great Key and Pills kit, but it goes along with this because a lot of these rappers, they tell on themselves in their raps.

Right. And there's this Key and Pills kit where it it's a rapper he's being investigated for a murder and they keep playing his lyrics for him and he's confessing to the murder literally said him by name you murdered this guy yeah yeah he gives his alibi everything he talks about a shelf is allergy it's hilarious but but that's exactly what he did he rapped about the murder and that's what really yeah i mean come on man i mean that's not very smart is it if you're gonna kill somebody i mean be smart about it damn okay don't talk about it this is a really weird and crazy story a new york model and a singer who fled to los angeles to escape her ex-boyfriend alleges he cracked her skull during a

domestic beating and covered it up with a forced procedure without anesthesia and locked her up in his home as a sex slave. Could be a good weekend. Maybe not. Now, what category I was going to say, what category

of the four couples do they maybe the drama drama? Maya Sia is a North Carolina native who uses her middle name professionally, suing Dr. Amar Mahmood. Sounds about right. Whose clinic is headquartered on Fifth Avenue in New York City. Yeah. It was a beating, literally a beating within the inch of her life.

That's what her lawyer says. It's an incredible story. Then he tries to take her and fix her himself. It's just Frankenstein-like. They had graphic photos of bruises on her face, other parts of her body. Said there's a dent in her head from where she was hit. She hasn't fully healed. Selfie photos she took show the alleged abuse, badly bruised, broken nails, bloody lips, other injuries.

The doctor also forced her to take antidepressants and medical-grade ketamine to keep her subservient. The client had come forward out of concern for other women's safety. Mahmoud's ex-wife previously accused him of abuse as well. She believes that she's protecting other people from further abuse. The attempt to reach the doctors directly were unsuccessful, as you can imagine. Yeah, exactly. Right. But they did take photos of him over the weekend, driving a Bentley, carrying a Louis Vuitton

shopping bag, and picking up bottles of wine at a Manhattan store. Of course, he denied any kind of wrongdoing at all. He's celebrating. Yeah. The couple met at a yacht party in Miami. And you think, hey, if you meet at a yacht party, that's pretty cool. He's probably going to be a decent guy, right? No.

No. Not at all. No, probably a piece of ass. Yeah, I've seen that do-one episode. Yeah. not at all no probably a piece of ass yeah i've seen that episode yeah shortly after they started dating uh he was invited or she was invited to move into his two million dollar apartment uh then he locked her up like a sex slave and it started yeah and this went on for quite a length of time uh man that is that is crazy town right there people i mean wow how about that what do you think uh man yeah yeah

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A little messy. 37-year-old Amanda Gallagher taking photos at the Air Capital drop zone. People were getting off of planes, and she backed right into the active propeller geez uh her family has a go fund me and um take it down i assume this is a closed casket because she is a puddle of a person after that i mean that is foul man that is that's some nightmare stuff right there you know she was, and she didn't even know probably. I mean, she might have had a headache instantaneously, but it didn't last. Right.

But, boy, everybody else saw that. Yeah, imagine looking out your airport. Mind-boggling. Isn't it? The level of self-centeredness and disconnection. Got to get that selfie. Got to get the selfie. Come on now.

Let me date myself. I'm not a selfie person. Every time I try to do it, I was like, this is what you look like, honey. Stop. Like, stop. All right.

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