Patrick and the People - 11/11/24 Patrick and the People - LIVE!

Episode Date: December 2, 2024

Guests: Amanda Parker, Chad Sledge, Gunner Griffin, & Special Guest Eugene Belcourt

you You Thanks for watching! We are the people, we are the people, we are the people, don't mess with us. Let's go. Good morning to you. Yeah, it's Patrick and the People Baby Monday edition. It's Veterans Day, baby. Yeah, that's right. We're going to celebrate the veterans out there. Thank you for your service. Yes, yes, yes. Yeah, that's right. We're going to celebrate the veterans out there. Thank you for your service.

Yes, yes. Very appreciated. Let me introduce you to the people today. To my left, you know him. You love him. Maybe you've been pierced by him. I'm talking about Chad Sledge. How y'all doing this morning?

Piercings by Chad in Conway, baby. Get you some of that. Yeah, and to my right here, of course, Amanda Parker, owner of The Break Room. Get your rage out. Get your rage on over at The Break Room. Good morning. And then to my right, right over here, Gunny Highway. Yeah, Gunner, man.

Yeah, the tech master, baby. What's up, Gun? Nothing much, just hanging out this morning. How you doing, buddy? Doing pretty good. Good to have you here, man. Why don't you get on the mic? Am I not on the mic enough? Yeah, try to get on the mic.

I'm always the one that complains about people. Yeah, no, I know. That's why I enjoyed saying it so much to you that was a joy to me yeah it's going to be a great day uh real excited about it uh man uh tell them about some of the numbers we've been seeing buddy i mean well i mean we're like i said across all platforms we're seeing you know it can be anywhere from three four four thousand a day across, you know, it can be anywhere from 3,000 or 4,000 a day across mainly, you know, Facebook and things like that. YouTube, we're picking up subscribers every day. We got people listening on audio only every day. People can watch through the website.

I saw that, what was it that I saw? Well, over, you know, almost 13,000 unique folks coming to listen. Yeah, that was on the YouTube channel only. Yeah, that's just YouTube right there. It's just YouTube, over 13,000 unique folks coming to listen. That was on the YouTube channel only. Yeah, that's just YouTube right there. It's just YouTube, over 13,000 unique. And then I saw on Facebook a reach of over 22,000 now. And you saw our Instagram is up like 114,000 percent on interaction. Yeah, yeah.

And that's all thanks to everybody out here listening, watching. Just couldn't be more thankful and grateful to you guys. We've got a big week, too. We've got some excellent people. We're going to be interviewing Joe Exotic this week. Yeah, he's in prison, and we did secure the interview, and it is legit. It's not an impersonator. It's really Joe Exotic.

Yeah, we got a few questions about that on social media. Yeah, we did. You know, we fooled everybody on Trump the first time. But, oh, hold on. Let me just. Yeah. Anyway, yeah, so we've got him on. We've got Jason Gann, Wilfred.

You know, the Australian actor that played Wilfred with Elijah Wood. Yeah. I loved that show. I have a poster in my garage. Do you? Okay. Well, he's going to be a fun interview. And then what is it?

Sean Baker. Sean Baker. Yeah. He's the photographer for the comedy store and mic drop comedy. And he's also a comedian himself. Yeah. Yeah. He does a lot of that.

And then we just talked to Ed, you know, from Echo. Oh, yeah. Echo the Dolphin with the sega genesis game but one of the hardest games ever made yeah literally actually like try to do speed run competitions of that game and i remember playing it on the sega i was completely lost i never knew what so this is the guy that created it right yeah he's created a lot of games actually not just that but that's probably the one that's like the the crown gem that everyone knows and right that was a long time ago but uh yeah that's like his

his bread and butter yeah yeah well that's that's the kind of week already that uh we're got lined up for everybody so you know it just seems to keep getting better so couldn't be more thankful more grateful uh hey let's uh get to some stuff that you care about, some news and stuff. But check this out. I told you I was going to get rid of all the sweepers that we had that suck that you kept hearing over and over. And let me just, I'm excited just to play one. Manners for men. When walking with a lady, always walk between her and the street for safety. And the reflection off the store windows will enable you to see her butt. Oh, they're having a sale. This has been manners

for men. Fist bump. Dick punch. Yeah, that worked out just fine. Authorities have unmasked. Oh, well, let me start here. Let me just do this. I don't want to get out of order here. Let's start here. Let me just do this. I don't want to get out of order here. Let's start with the people who've outrun the Grim Reaper. Let's see. Krista Allen is 33. She was in 13 going on 30. David DeLuise from, it's Dom DeLuise's son, but Wizards of Waverly Place, Robin Hood, Men in Tights. Leonardo DiCaprio. How old is he, Gunnar? I don't know why you expect me to know that. I know movies. I don't know how old he is. You're a big fan of Leo, aren't you? You say you had a Titanic poster in the garage also. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And the tattoo.

Yeah, right. Yeah. You have the diamond. Yeah. How old is he, Amanda? What do you think? 50. Yeah, that's exactly right.

He's 50 years old. Getting older and slightly less attractive. But they keep saying the same age. Yeah, the young girls that he's with, you're right. Calista Flycart, she's 60, married to Harrison Ford. They've been together for a long time. Demi Moore is 62. You know her from Bruce Willis or St. Elmo's Fire.

Ty Sheridan, 28, from the X-Men. You know him. Stanley Tucci, great, great actor. He's 64. Big fan. Yeah, man, he's awesome. He is just an actor's actor. Vanilla Fudge's Vince Martel is 79.

Yeah, that's right. Someone from Vanilla Fudge is still alive. I don't even know what that is. It's an old heavy metal band. Green Day's Jason White is 51. Yeah. Reality star Benny Guadagnino is 37. You know him from Jersey Shore. That's the OG reality show right there.

That is not the OG reality show. Some people would say the real world, but the real world was not nearly as big as Jersey Shore was. No, but real world was so much better. You liked it better? The first three years of Real World were amazing. You know what episode of the Real World I love the most? The one on Chappelle. Lysol.

Lysol. No, Katie. Yeah, that's right, Katie. No, Katie, no. Pause. I didn't sleep with Miss Katie. I slept with's right, Katie. Katie, no. Katie, no. Pause. I didn't sleep with Miss Katie. I slept with you and Lysol. Oh, yeah.

I stand corrected. That's right. All right, let's see. Let's see. Oh, yeah, here we go. This is good right here. Happy 35th birthday to mattress actress Abigail Johnson. I'm certain you know her from St. Patrick's Day Magic Orgy.

Yeah, she also used the names Spunky B, Doreen, and Petty. Wow. In case you're wondering. Goodness. Yeah. Okay, let's get to news you might give a damn about. Let's see. The former, or the one who's leaving and the one who's coming,

they sat down and met over top issues. President-elect Trump and Biden, that's the word from the National Security Advisor Jake Sullivan, said they're committed to the peaceful transfer of power. Well, no shit. Thank you. PTSD researchers suggesting a promising new treatment for post-traumatic stress disorder. A published study out of Israel says hyperbaric oxygen therapy significantly reduced typical symptoms of PTSD. That might include, not limited to, flashbacks, nightmares, anxiety. 20% of people who experience a traumatic event in their life will develop PTSD, but especially true for soldiers, you know, in war. Hyperbaric chamber would give me PTSD. That's what I was thinking, man.

Yeah. I've done it one time. Isn't that an oxygen chamber? Yeah, I've done it one time. Claustrophobic and everything in there, man. That'd be horrible. You get in it, actually, and it closes or whatever? Yeah, you get in it and it depressurizes.

You use it for burn victims, too, I think. So it's like an MRI or something? No, it's something that just oxygen. It's when you get in. They zip it up around think. So, I mean, that's the only thing. So, it's like an MRI or something? No, it's something that, like, just oxygen. It's when you get in. They zip it up around you. Oh. Yeah, you have to find one. Like a body bag.

There's one in West Little Rock. Okay. All right. Let's see. Venom, still on the top of the box office. Venom's the last dance. Stayed at the top. It had a, it says an underwhelming opening weekend.

Oh, did it? But it's put up solid numbers. Added over three million on Friday. Major Hollywood studios avoided this weekend holding off on new releases. But A24's film Heretic and Lionsgate's The Best Christmas Pageant Ever. Wow, how bad is the box office when that made the top three? That is trash right there. A man's been fired from his job after calling out sick to party at the

Dodgers championship celebration. He was given a letter of termination that stated he had been seen at the Dodgers World Series parade. The now former employee accusing his boss of being a Yankees fan. That's at the root of the firing. He posted his

termination letter on Reddit. The message has gone viral. Turns out a regular at the business tattled on termination letter on Reddit. The message has gone viral. Turns out a regular at the business tattled on him. What a bitch. I think something like that happens in Seinfeld, doesn't it? Kind of, yeah. It kind of does.

Yeah, that's right. George was there, right? Yeah. E is playing host to D-O-O-G next month as Snoop's fatherhood cory and wayne's story premieres on the network december 5th that's right it's a docu-series about snoop dog and his kids uh cory brought us the uh daughter and her fiancee wayne apparently they're planning a wedding as you can imagine well it doesn't matter it's snoop dog it's a documentary it

should be uh you know interesting to say the least would you would you watch a docuseries about snoop's kids getting married um probably not uh that i've had a time on the tv already um it just depends what's on what's got to be on that you picked Snoop Dogg? I don't know, man. I guess the news. Yeah, I'm thinking that pretty much I have to buff my toenails at that time. I'm not going to be able to make it. Okay, let's see. An unnamed employee at FEMA has been fired for telling workers helping hurricane survivors to not stop at homes that had yard signs supporting Trump.

They didn't say where the employee was working, but the Florida governor said it happened in his state. The administrator said it's a clear violation. This person has been, well, they've been put on administrative leave. They're under investigation. That's about the lowest you can get. You know, you've got hurricane victims out there, and you're telling them, hey, don't, you know, based on a political sign,

that's terrible, man. I don't think that that's ever the time to get into politics no uh let's see the string of disasters affecting cuba got longer yesterday a couple of earthquakes hit the eastern part of the island the first one of 5.9 the second 6.8 no immediate reports of major damage shockingly uh of course it's hard to damage something that's pretty much destroyed as it is, but the quakes came less than a week after the hurricane made landfall and caused quite a few problems. Florida congressman said an arrest has been made, an alleged assassination attempt against him. Democratic Rep Jared Moskowitz said the suspect was a former felon in possession of a rifle and body armor.

The alleged assassin also had with him a manifesto, among other things, included anti-Semitic rhetoric and some kind of target list. They are looking into that. Let's see. Oh, here you go. Being a 93-year-old is hard enough. You'd have to imagine it's even harder when police arrest a naked man living in the cross piece under your home. That's a little disconcerting. I think that's a movie, too.

It could very well be a movie, yeah. 93? Yeah, the woman and her family started hearing strange noises. It's been going on for weeks. When the police responded, the noises got louder. They found 27-year-old Isaac Betancourt underneath the home naked. After trying to talk him out using dogs and a couple attempts at gas they finally had to tear gas him out from under the uh they say he's been staying in a two foot high crawl space for about six months now

wow man i don't know what kind of 93 year old that was under the no house initially that's why i was very confused i was like that is a now right 93 year old no but i will tell you this i guarantee you that she started calling her you know family and they started going right i'm all you know you're just hearing things come on it's a squirrel you know then they come and it's a 27-year-old naked dude. As a realtor, what's the going rate on a space like that, a little cross? You know what, man? Two grand. And one because I have a friend who's looking, you know.

If you're in California, it's about 12 grand. Here you can get it for about 800. That's not a bad deal. Not in California. Depending on your credit. Depending on your credit. That's right. It does depend on your credit.

True. You got the first and last month's rent. Yeah. You have to cover that first and last the 2025 grammy awards announced friday morning the big news beyonce's cowboy carter seemingly ignored by country music award shows scored big for her 11 nominations for the album singles that's a career high in one year for her one of five women nominated in all three of the Grammy's top categories. Record song album of the year.

She joined Chapel Roan, Sabrina Carpenter, Taylor Swift, and Billie Eilish. After her 11 nods, Eilish, Kendrick Lamar, Post Malone, Charlie XCX, all tied in a four-way, seven nominations each. Charlie XCX all tied in a four-way seven nominations each does anybody even really care about the Grammys anymore I feel like it will stop caring about it several years ago it's just not what it once was none of the award shows we were kind of talking about that the other day but none of them are really what they once were the people I think it's just a matter of accessibility now of uh celebrities that is unprecedented you know i mean they expect uh your fans and whatnot expect you to be online on social media accessible whatever

well i thought like there's also like a uh what's the you know too many different types of awards now because like you've got like, oh, Kids' Choice Award. You've got iHeartRadio Music Award. They want you to watch them all. And there's too many. Yeah, the Directors' Directors. Oversaturation, that's what I was like. The Directors' Directors' Actors' Writers' Cut

Award. Hey, it's back to the road for Papa Roach in 2025. They've announced the North American leg of their Rise of the Roach Tour. Features Rise Against and Under Oath. They're coming here, aren't they? I don't know. Are they scheduled here?

I feel like I saw that. That'd be great. It kicks off March 20th in Houston, runs through October 5th in West Palm Beach. Tickets available through the pre-sale starting today. So I think today at 10 a.m. they go on sale. It's always 10 a.m. Yeah, it's going to be a big show. All right, let's get to sports and some news that you can use there.

Let me go back up here because I've got a few things that you want to hear about in sports. I think that might be of interest to you. Okay, so yeah, here we go. Let's talk about the top 25 losses in the AP poll. Past weekend saw five top 25 teams go down, two of them in the top five. Number three, Georgia, shockingly, dropped by number 16, Ole Miss, 28-10. I mean, Ole Miss came in, shocked the hell out of them, just punched them right in the mouth, man.

I mean, damn. Georgia Tech, shock number four, Miami, 28-23. Number 11, Alabama, decided, hey, remember when we were good? Let's be good again. They beat up on LSU, number 15, LSU, 42-13. Kansas beat Iowa State. They were ranked 17th, 54-36. And Virginia took down number 18, Pittsburgh, 24-19.

Now, with these losses, little doubt there'd be shakeups in the new poll. The updated teams, number one, unanimously Oregon. Two, the Buckeyes. Three, Texas. Four, Penn State. And five, Indiana. Second CFP rankings are going to be released tomorrow evening. So, a lot of uh it's been a big

year of upsets in uh college football hasn't it yes yeah do you watch a lot of college ball yeah yeah okay all right what what does this say what we already announced that oh did you yes yes happy veterans day to you yes Yeah, good to see you, buddy. It says Papa Roach will be stopping through, obviously, Walmart Amps. Oh, and up north? Well, I understand. Look, that's the hipster place to go these days. You know, I mean, look, it's Fayetteville. I know that it's the hipster place to go.

I would figure that Papa Roach would be more Little Rock than Northwest Arkansas. That is a great point. You know, they've got more money up there. Okay. Yeah. All right. You think Kerry's going to walk in here on his birthday with a little sign like that? Like, it's my birthday.

Yeah, no, absolutely. He will. Yeah, he definitely will. September 30th. That's when they're going to be here? September 30th. Okay. Rogers.

Rogers. Not easy being an NFL official, especially when your screw-ups are broadcast nationally on television, scrutinized by everyone. That screw-up happened Thursday night when the Zebras missed two obvious penalties during a two-point conversion attempt towards the epic showdown between the Bengals and Ravens. The former VP of officiating for the NFL, Dean Blandino, talked about possible punishment for refs who missed calls and how to improve officiating. He said no one wants to get it right more than officials. Really? Really?

Hello, Vegas? Yeah. Yeah, okay. He said if there's an opportunity to get it right, refs would welcome it for the right amount. That would include the NFL making the decision to revamp the review process to include ability to overturn incorrect calls, enforce obvious and egregious missed calls.

So they're trying to, I guess, improve on that. There was drama in the sky as the Auburn Tigers men's basketball team got into a squab fight, basically, before they took on number four Houston. The flight had to be redirected after the pilot reported an altercation between a bunch of basketball players fighting. The squabble between teammates didn't affect their abilities. They still took down the Cougars, 74 to 69, Saturday evening. That's a wild story.

Yeah, it is a wild story. And having a fight on an airplane? That's terrifying. That's crazy. Well, do you mean if you were just like flying on it? Yeah. Makes you nervous? Yeah.

Oh, man. If the light breaks out, yeah. It would absolutely make me nervous. It doesn't affect the pilot. I know, but I'm thinking like if they... What if somebody gets wild and like... That's something. I don't know.

Punches out a window or something. Starts seeing people suck their... Opens the door or something. Oh, no, that's... He's unstoppable. Sorry, but like it is an enclosed, confined space that I cannot leave. No, you're in a flying metal tube. I can't. Well, I mean, I can, but I'm not trying to take that way, but I'm stuck with seven-foot, you know, 200-pound dudes or whatever.

Yeah, no. I get it. I get it. Probably not comfortable. Yeah. pound dudes or whatever yeah yeah no i get it i get it probably not comfortable yes yeah well here we go friday night's fight between jake paul and mike tyson has one person concerned on paul's youtube channel judah leardam i guess that's her that's his girlfriend predicted that her man would be victorious but admits tyson is just scary while acknowledging tyson's a little

bit older but quote if you've ever been to fight, your body remembers that, and he has that power forever. That's what I hope. I sure as hell hope so. You know, I watched that one that he'd done recently with, I can't remember his name. Oh. Talked about it recently.

Yeah. But, I mean, it was disappointing because, I mean, I thought Mike Tyson won that fight. It was Roy Jones Jr. Oh, yeah yeah that's right yeah I think he's more in shape this time I think that he didn't really take that seriously pissed off after because he was like why is it a tie and they're like well it's an exhibition or whatever and they scored it the same and I was like i feel like they almost scored it the same just to spite him well no just to be like well don't feel so bad roy if you watch the fight it

didn't you whooped roy's ass i thought so yeah well i i you know my hope is as i've said is that that mike tyson still mike tyson under all that and that jake's gonna come in well jake's gonna come in a little too excited a little too eager to prove himself and really punch tyson hard a couple times tyson can go okay son the thing that drives me crazy about i feel like he always fights like it's like oh you're an mma fighter uh let's box right or okay you're out of your prime you're like almost 60. let's box well almost 60, let's box. In fairness,

the only thing that Jake can win here is money. If he beats Mike Tyson's ass, everybody's going to go, you beat up a 60-year-old Mike Tyson. If he loses, he's done fighting. You get knocked out by Mike Tyson at 60, even though it's Mike Tyson, you're done

boxing. That's over. I think he'll be coming back again when he's like 80. Mike Tyson at 60, even though it's Mike Tyson, you're done boxing. That's over. I think he'll be coming back again when he's like 80. Mike Tyson returning again. You know he might. You never can tell. He's good, you know. The Pittsburgh Steelers launched the Steelers' VEPT Relief Program. It's a new initiative that relieves $100,000 in debt for local veterans

with every team win. For the program, they partnered up with Verizon. They're working with the debt relief company for GiveCo. So far, they've eliminated $600,000 in debt following their six wins. They're specifically targeting veterans in southwest Pennsylvania, where vets carry a collective debt of over $10 million. They use random acts of kindness model to identify veterans in need, meaning recipients don't have to apply. Instead, it just comes as an unexpected gift.

One of the vets who already had his debt paid off through the program, Bryce Vargo, a Marine Corps vet from West Mifflin, was surprised to discover his $6,600 debt had been cleared. He thought it might be a scam, but realized it was real. He shared the debt was costing him 400 a month and adding stress to his life and stretching them beyond what they could do so that's pretty awesome that's really awesome i like seeing a lot more of these uh you know whether it's the youtube influencers or figures or corporations that are instead of just you know doing these games of chance and you know things like that they're actually going out and paying off people's debts and stuff.

And I think that's cool. I think it's great. How bad is it that anytime something good is going to happen, you're like, is this a scam? That is bad, isn't it? No, no, you're so right about that. All right, let's see. LeBron James turned 40 next month,

reportedly dropped $1.5 million or does per year to keep his body in tip-top shape. He would not confirm or deny that number, but it was shared by sports writer Bill Simmons in the Netflix new docu-series Starting Five. He said, I kind of just chuckle. That's the number that I'm not going to disclose, but more importantly, I think it's just, you know, the time. The NBA champ spends hours every day on his biohacking routine. That includes cryotherapy, red light therapy, hyperbaric chamber time, a midday nap, high carb, low sugar diet. Yeah, so he's doing all that stuff.

A midday nap. A midday nap. That's probably what it is. It's really the midday nap is really what it is. I will tell you this, though. That dude last night pulled a straight triple double i mean he's 40 years old it's his 22nd season the guy's pulling a triple double i mean come on back to back actually two nights in a row so i mean you don't have to like him and i get why you don't because he's mouthing you know he runs his mouth when he shouldn't but damn if he he's not durable. Don't they all? He's durable as hell, man.

Yes, they all do, actually. You're right. A fascinating new study has revealed the mysterious science behind Lena Blackburn baseball rubbing mud. It's a special substance that's applied to Major League Baseballs to make them easier to grip. Like a tar. Yeah, well, that mud is actually collected from a secret location in new jersey it's been a staple in the sport since 1938 according to the study published uh it improves grip for pitchers reducing the ball's slickness they found that the mud possesses a unique

combination of clay water and sand which makes it perfect they've tried to make it synthetically and cannot replicate it. It's like it has a magical ability to it. I didn't know they were even allowed to use any substance on the ball whatsoever. Yeah. I thought it was. Like that sticky tack. Yeah, I thought it was illegal to have any of it. I thought it was too.

Yeah? But you can have some on there? They put it on their bats like when they grew up and put it on there yeah stuff like that okay all right all right well there you go let's interesting the things that we have secret locations for like you know everyone knows where like area 51 is right everyone's like there's a secret location in new jersey where you make this it's like in f Freddy's backyard somewhere. Nobody even knows. It's undisclosed.

All right, let's do something different. Thanksgiving for dummies. That's me! Thanksgiving, also known as the crappy holiday between Halloween and Christmas, is devoted to the five Fs. Food, family, farting, football, and taking shots of fireball when no one is looking.

Traditionally, Thanksgiving is supposed to be like this. May I have more stuffing? Pass the cranberry, please. Good job, honey. But since the whole family's assembled, it's also a good time to drop bombshells. I'm gay. We're pregnant. With a black baby.

Your father is leaving us. Is he cancer? No, I've got another family. Yikes. Looks like it's a good time for another shot of fireball. Then, the next day at 6 a.m. everyone goes to the mall to wrestle other white people for bargains. This has been Thanksgiving for Dummies. That's pretty good. That's pretty good. I'm not gonna

lie. That's pretty good. I started to do this Friday and we got somebody came in. I think Sean Michelle came in right before. And I think so. I think this is just maybe one of the greatest advice things I've ever seen in my life. It says terrifying simulation reveals what to do if you fall off a skyscraper to improve your chance of survival. Just think about that. If you fall off a skyscraper, so, you know, you're what, you know, 40, 50,

a hundred stories up, you know, whatever it may be says, while it may mostly happen in your dreams, falling off a skyscraper does occur in reality. And you should be prepared because everyone knows that if you do fall off, you'll immediately return to thinking about that. You know, that's the first thing you're gonna calm yourself and flash back to me talking about this right uh no telling when and where you could fall right uh if you find yourself teetering on the edge of a mega high building you may thank us for these tips later i doubt it but uh zach's films posted a youtube short detailing everything you should do so here's number one when you fall from a skyscraper relax your body

uh at a certain point right like you're going so far to the go fast i mean i think you pass i i just don't even think that relaxation comes to mind if I just fell off a skyscraper. I'm not sure how I'm going to center myself and get to my cardiac arrest. Namaste. Namaste. Yeah, no, that says first relax your body by moving your arms and legs. So I'm going to move them. Oh, God damn.

Yeah. So do your best to relax your body so when you hit the ground your body's more easily able to take the impact right right right right how relaxed hold on stories oh you'll like this one this is so much better when you fall from a skyscraper try to break your fall yes because i I can do that. With my face? Yes. It says, aim to land on something that can break your fall, like a tree instead of the concrete. If I'm falling, how do I aim?

Yeah, how much control do I have? Oh, I got to, yes, I use my wings. I think Mythbusters busted that. Yeah, did they? What did they bust? That you could, like, move like aim yourself at all aim yourself yeah i doubt it aim yourself have you seen mission impossible like yeah you're right uh if oh this here's one when you fall from a skyscraper land feet first good idea i'm not a cat that sounds

like just really bad advice right if possible position yourself to land on your feet to distribute the shock through your legs. No, my legs are going to go through my brain. After they rip my hips off, they're going to go right up through my eyeballs. It says the expert and the simulation shared it was a major step in boosting survival. No matter what height you fall from, you should try to land on your feet. It concentrates the impact force on a small area, allowing your feet and legs to absorb the blow. I bet if you fell from 50 stories, even if you landed, speed first, you're a dead person. The funniest thing is that somebody took the time to type this out.

They made a video about it, man. Like an educational video? Yes. Oh, I love that. Yeah. I mean, love that. Yeah. I mean, that's just sad. As a matter of fact, I'm going to save that so I can put it on the blog. Because you should probably see that on the blog and understand how to save yourself from that.

It makes me think of that Seinfeld bit where he's talking about skydiving and how they make you wear a helmet. I don't think that helmet's going to help a lot if something goes wrong no that's that's a great point actually you know it's like watching those guys in those uh squirrel suits uh you know the base jumping yeah man that's the craziest i've ever seen in my life yeah one gust of wind you're just like right off in the cliffs and and you see them they like to do these crazy things where like they'll thread the needle and go through these holes. And I watched a video where a guy just missed that hole and that was that. Until he hit the rock and it was just, he was a smush. Did he read your article

about? Yeah, no, he did not read that article. What to do if you're base jumping and you're trying to thread the needle. No, no man that's the craziest thing watching people i mean how much faith do you have to do that a lot yeah could you know what you do could you do that you think absolutely not absolutely not no no and you're tough as hell yeah but i mean i'm also smart yeah i know but amanda says no i say no i know she's tougher than i am i already know this i'm good yeah you say you're you're good you're good i'm good i've done a lot of sketchy scary shit in my life no you have real life stuff yeah yeah and uh all right what what uh you know what is it out there a lot of people do that you absolutely would not, Gunnar?

Well, A, I don't like flying in planes. For the longest time before I met Carmen, I had never been on a plane because I've seen too many that show air disasters. Oh, yeah. Like there's one bolt that we found in the, you know, this is the pin. And it's like, how did you find this little tiny piece took down that whole thing? But they always tell you that flying in a plane is much safer than driving but i'm like you know when you watch those

when you're driving you can at least try to get off the road you might like you oh wait you got a rear-ended or something it's like it's not your oh you're 30 000 feet in the sky yeah ran out of gas or my battery died i can stop and put my foot out of the car and be like, oh, yeah, there's the ground. There's my friend, the earth. And I can smoke in my car. I can smoke in a plane. What about you, Chad? And they fight on planes.

Helicopters freak me out, man. Helicopters freak you out. Helicopters race in airplanes. Man, I had to rappel out of those. Oh, man. I remember, actually, I was listening to, I think, Laura. Kobe. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. Laura. I was the biggest Lakers fan growing up. My dad's from California. Oh, yeah. So whenever I heard of that, I mean, like, you know, I've seen clips and stuff, but I'm the same way. Helicopters are also a thing.

You know what I'm saying? Like, you see them spinning, and the helicopter's going down, and the helicopter's spinning, not the blade. Yeah. Yeah. They can't get up, like, to certain areas. Yeah. The helicopter's spinning, not the blade. Yeah. They can't get up to certain areas with helicopters. Altitude. Yeah, because the air's too thin.

I'm like, why would you ever want to? I want to. I want to. I'd love to fly one, man. I think it'd be dope. I'd love to have one of those gyro poppers. I'd love to get you one. I'd love to. Then you could be Gunner and the people.

I'm Grumpy Gunner and welcome to Gunner and the people. That's right. That's right. Yeah, no, that'd be aner and the people. I'm Grumpy Gunner, and welcome to Gunner and the people. That's right. That's right. Yeah, no, that'd be a great show right there. Yeah, and for me, it's bungee jumping. I just, I can't. It freaks me out. Number one, I'm afraid whatever I'm bouncing from,

I'm going to come back and hit it. Number two, if it comes loose, I'm toast. Yep. Number three, I did watch a video one time, and this was not long ago this probably in the past five years and man you want to talk about a video that you you just look at and you go golly man wow but it was this dude and his girlfriend fiance actually and or they either i think they were actually on their honeymoon i think they just got married and so they were both

bungee jumping and the the person was telling them about it and telling the the lady what she was going to do when she did and she jumped and she had not been tethered yet oh man and she just i saw one the other day of a guy like this is this i don't know if this is recent but i saw the story like three days ago a guy he was like illegally jumping jumping bungee jumping and he went to a bridge and hooked himself up and he had done it a million times but he mismeasured oh no yeah and so it went too long yeah yeah yeah and he bungeed to death i wouldn't trust a professional to help me and i'm not gonna go out and be like this looks about right no i'm gonna

tell you what let me estimate this distance yeah eyeballed it, so it's fine. Let me tell you something. The last place I'm going to bungee is the fair. I'll tell you that. Those guys are not going to be my bungee. I'm not riding nothing at the fair. Man. You're not strapping me into nothing.

I used to be kind of an adrenaline junkie. Well, I will, and you'll like it. For like roller coasters and things like that. Pause. Now I don't want to ride anything. As you've seen things you know i've seen final destination yeah now i get that now me too man but it's really not that it's that i i don't know you know when i was a kid i could ride things indefinitely and it was

no problem right like your mom like your mom don't mess with me boy uh anyway man i got on my handle don't mess with me your mom your mom that is great ronnie james that i bet you that you got him with the other day but yeah no man i you got i went to the fair i guess the last time rode the gravitron the one that spins around oh man dude i got off and just chucked and i was like man that was my favorite one as a kid now i'm like ah my body said it doesn't want that anymore doesn't even sound that fun anymore when you think about it but you want to sit next to you always get you know you're like two friends with you and they get a seat then you're like all right you're to sit next to you always get you know you're like two friends with you and they get a seat and then you're like all right you're gonna i'm sitting next to the fat person yeah finish that drink yeah i don't know you man cotton candy with them they're like yeah

eminem's hitting me in the face no it's terrible i also hate the ferris wheel especially when it stops at the top and whoever you're with starts rocking it. I told my son, I will whoop your ass in this Ferris wheel. You rock that one more time, man. I'm kidding. I'm not rocking around up here. What are you fucking about?

No, man, I'll tell you what I went to. Sorry. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Little ears. Little ears. It's all good. I went to, I guess it was Magic Springs many years back, the X coaster. That's the one that goes.

And it stopped upside down. And it just stayed there for a good 30, 40 seconds. And that was the last time I think I got on anything like that. One of our classes in our senior trip at Harmony Grove, they went up there and they got stuck there all day. No, I'm coming out. They couldn't get them out, I remember. I'm getting out somehow. You can bet

on that. No, I'm not saying hell no. I remember they were like, I don't know what ended up happening, but I remember everyone else was like, do you have fun at Magic Springs? I was like, I've been on the Xcoaster all day. Was it fun? No, I was upside down stuck. It's not that good, upside down it's not that good man

it's not that good heart palpitations just thinking about that oh man let's uh let's do something different here attention station employees the general manager says we can't afford pumpkin spiced coffee in the lounge so instead just sip your normal coffee and then sniff the pumpkin candle next to the machine. Thank you. All right. So here you go. This is some good news or interesting news, I should say. The packaging for Mattel's Wicked dolls.

Now, Wicked is, I guess, I know it's a play. I think maybe they made a movie or they're going to make a movie or something. They are. And I think it's part of Wizard of Oz or something like that, right? Well, it is. It's kind of a flip of the script of it. Yeah, it's supposed to be the backstory of the evil witch and the good witch. Yeah, really tells you that the evil witch wasn't evil.

But the packaging. Yeah, for Mattel's Wicked Dolls mistakenly lists the wrong URL on the back of the packaging, the official domain for the film. Yeah, it's a new theatrical adaptation of Broadway. It's supposed to hit theaters November 22nd. So what did they do? Well, on the back, they listed the website wicked.com. Unfortunately, that domain does not belong to the film. You know what that belongs to, wicked.com unfortunately that domain does not belong to the film

you know what that belongs to wicked.com yeah you can go check that out on your own laptop this doesn't look like my toys now hold on look amanda's gonna she's gonna do it right now because we don't have hr here and we don't give a damn hello wicked well let's get wicked everybody he's like i gotta pay for it again i like how they do a three-day trial three-day trial you know if you're paying for porn something's gone wrong in your life i want you to know that right now seriously why are you paying for what what special porn are you getting because Because it better be super specialized. Better be toes in cheese or something. Probably something illegal. Well, I don't think so. I don't think so. All right. Let's talk about this because everybody is looking for a come up in their job. Everybody wants a better job, right? Everybody wants to get paid

what their work. Well, how about this? It stands to reason, well, sex dolls exist for a reason. As tech gets more sophisticated, so will they, right? So it stands to reason they should work as advertised. But how do we know? Well, professionals are out there taking one for the team and putting them to the test. are out there taking one for the team and putting them to the test.

With that in mind, Doll Authority is currently on the lookout for a sex doll product tester and AI trainer. That's right. After all the applications are received, the lucky employee will be selected from the U.S., U.K., and European Union. The job requirement is pretty straightforward here. It's a remote gig, number one. I was about to say, I bet that's a work from home.

Yeah, it's pretty. It's good that it's a remote gig, I think. We're going to need that report later. You'll be, yeah, yeah. Could you stop pumping the doll and put the report in? That's what we call participant observation. It's on Do Not Disturb. You're going to be required to test various sex dolls to assess quality, functionality, and durability.

You're going to try to wear it out. In addition, you'll be testing out the AI, helping to improve interactive capabilities, focusing on conversation and memory retention. From there, you document the test results, provide the feedback and insights to the product development teams. Based on the job posting, the perks don't suck. Where do I apply? I'll tell you in a minute. You get 22 paid holidays a year. Weren't you already on holiday from the moment you started? I mean, paid travel to global events and to manufacturing partners in Asia. So you can go to the big manufacturing plan about it.

Yeah. Yeah. Oh, can I get some of these retro parts here? Let's see a professional development stipend, whatever that is. Employee discounts on product. Well,

that's good. That's good. Yeah. Great. Yeah, man. You want boobs on the back too? I don't want that one. That's good. Yeah. Great. Yeah, man. Huh? Boobs on the back too.

I don't want that one. That one sucks. You get a free gym membership, internet, a company cell phone, and more. So if you're interested in getting paid to, uh, you know, belly bump a doll. I am. Yeah. Go to hello at doll authority.com. That's where you email them. Doll authority.com. Go to hello at doll authority.com. That's where you email them.

Doll authority.com. Go to hello. She's putting that in right now. That's right. She's going to be a tester. She's got it going on. First date available. I'm sure they have. They have to have.

I know they have those men dolls too. You said I was looking for a man doll. I didn't say you were. I just said you could choose from that. You can choose both of them. Oh. They have interchangeable parts on some of them now. He's done his research.

I did do my research. You upgrade the 2-200X. Just don't forget. Don't forget to leave the toaster in. Let's see what he's saying. What's available in the USA? Tell us about what's available here.

It takes a minute to load. Yeah. Oh, wow. What's the first price there? $1,400. That's pretty cheap, man. That's a cheap doll. Does it do anything? It probably does. What does it do? Oh, look at her. She's like a little helpful, isn't she? Oh, yeah. She's helping out over here. We got to take it. That's unfortunate that even the doll still has to help out. Well, you know, hey.

You don't want to do everything. Oh, snap. We've got Ross. Ross. Is Ross the main doll? Come on. We got Ross and you got all of them. Oh, I thought you were talking about like friends.

I was thinking, well, it looks like Ross's face and then there's like a Thor hammer. All right. Well, how about this? Listen to this, though, while you're scrolling that. There's one dude. That's effed up. Well, it is. You know, I think there's a complaint department.

Election Day, more like Erection Day. There's a complaint department. Election Day, more like Erection Day. Pornhub searches surged across America on Tuesday as voters celebrated their civic duty by rewarding themselves. Data compiled by a website and shared showed traffic up 7% across the country for porn on Election Day. So a lot of people took off work and said well i do have a little extra time here she's still at work anxious americans in blue and red states blew off steam on the big day before pulling the lever so to speak uh so where did it uh seem to bump the most south carolinians were the horniest on election day traffic Traffic jumped 21% across the state.

Wow. I mean, what was going on there on election day that it jumped 21%? I mean, that's lonely people, man. I tell you what, did it, were all the sheep gone on election day? What the hell happened here? I don't even understand where that that's a, that's kind of wild. All right. And then one more here.

Oh, this is great. This is a sex, a list of sex fantasies that people would never, ever try again. Oh, yeah. Yeah. This is going to be a good one here. It says most of us have fantasies, but not everyone gets to make a morality. For those that do, experimenting can be satisfying, but some fantasies better left is just that. Agreed.

More than 8,000 people chimed in in so here's some of the best responses sex out in the desert at night coming back from vegas creepy crawly desert things don't sleep at night no yeah no and i tell you what the uh and what comes out at night in the desert is a heck of a lot scarier than what's out during the day yeah no doubt about it no uh we once uh on the beach and that was a bad call i thought that would be romantic you see in the movies no you get sand in places you don't think sand will go i'm tell you what you got sand in your bh you don't know what sand is trust me uh this is a threesome's definitely not as fun as they sound. It's hard to get everybody on the same page. Somebody catches feelings or thinks it went different than it actually did.

Agreed. Yes, if you don't set expectations, that's damn sure true. And I've seen that play out in the worst way imaginable, I think. So, yeah, it was one of those very disillusioning moments as a very young guy you know it was a some you know early on I got super lucky I guess you'd say you know and one of them was my girl the other one was a friend of my girl and she your girl after it she was for a little while. I didn't know they were making those real dolls. Yeah, they were. They definitely were. Yeah.

And, but I didn't focus. I forgot. Somebody knew in the equation. I got excited and carried away. Yeah, just all of a sudden things went south. Not the right way south, you know. And it just didn't go well. It didn't go well at all uh

let's see a dude said got to base on a rooftop rooftop shingles aren't the sexy kind of painful hurts me thinking about oh man it does too man like sandpaper it is sandpaper yeah uh in a storage unit there's a closing time and if you miss it you'll get stuck behind the gate for the night that happened to me at um visions yeah when uh they had the tattoo shop open up there we were in the tattoo shop and um they closed the club down and you didn't know and we went to leave and set the alarm off oh wow did you get in trouble yeah nah it was worked his strip up with the cops probably got five o'clock in the morning that's probably the one call cops get excited all right let's see uh can't say i'd recommend i wouldn't recommend it but using chocolate syrup sparingly i was in a sugar coma for a week yeah i don't recommend it, but using chocolate syrup sparingly, I was in a sugar coma for a week.

Yeah, I don't recommend it. No, it's just the sticky of it. No, I don't want all that sticky. Let's see. Ask yourself, would Diddy or R. Kelly do this? If the answer is yes, give it a skip. Oh, man, I like that. That's pretty good, man. Yeah, that is probably true, yeah.

Let's see. Mile High Club. Trust me, these bathrooms are getting smaller and smaller, and people notice. They always notice. They always notice. I'm not trying to have sex in an airport airplane bathroom. It stinks. No, of course it does, yeah.

Somebody just dropped a shifungus in there, and now I've got to go in and try to get it. Why? I can't even perform under those conditions, man. What are you talking about? You can't work in these conditions. No, I can't. i can't even perform under those conditions man what are you talking about i can't work in these conditions no i can't either uh to sex outdoors in a public park uh yeah that's that's typically not good uh i had an experience with that uh i will not name same names but i was in high school, and I was a senior. I think my girlfriend was a sophomore.

And we went to the park because I was stupid and young and thought that was a good place. And it was a park that – it's in Bryant. It's Mills Park. If you know where Mills Park is, it's a pretty – I do. It's pretty public. And it's Bryant. And Bryant has nothing else to do but look for you yeah and so we were you

know parked in the park doing our business in the back I saw the lights pull in and I tried to jump in the front of the car and I made it to the front she was still in the back he comes up with the light and shines it on me and rolls down the window and goes uh let me see your driver's license and i handed him she said i wasn't driving he said uh he's shining back there he said uh you need to do this somewhere else i'm gonna give you a minute to get yourself together and get out of here i was like see ya man oh man i got lucky on that one i thought i thought i was going to jail something was going to happen real bad there hard time yeah uh let's see uh jello in a bathtub it says it's bad i don't know why you would do that why

would one ever do that is that a suggestion i don't know that's weird weird. What if we fill a bathtub with jello? This is so weird, isn't it? I'm so confused by this review. What do you mean? She's still browsing. She's still browsing. They gave them five stars, but it says bad customer service, unsatisfactory. But then it says perfect in every way. Top-notch product.

Here's my question. Why are the male dolls twice as much as the female dolls? Well, they have more parts. Not that much. They have more parts. Not that much. I promise you them titties are bigger than his dick. It's the patriarchy, Amanda.

It's the patriarchy. I know, Patrick. It's the patriarchy, Amanda. Smash the patriarchy. Good morning, Mike Woodall. Mike know, Patrick. Smash it. Smash it, Amanda. Smash the patriarchy. Good morning, Mike Woodall. Mike says good morning. Good morning. Yeah, no, that's definitely got to be what it is.

It's, what is it they call the gender gap tax? It is. The pink tax. Yeah. The pink tax. We get taxed on sex dolls, too. That's rude. Yeah, no.

That's rude. No, we don't pay any taxes, any different ones than ladies do. Chad, say hi to your wife. Hello, baby. Hi, Kristen. Yeah, no. That's rude. No, we don't pay any taxes, any different ones than ladies do. Chad, say hi to your wife. Hello, baby. Hi, Kristen. Yeah, yeah. Latasha said, good morning, beautiful people. Good morning, Latasha.

What's up, Jay? He said, morning all. Hello, hello. Bill Burr flies helicopters, does he? Of course he does. That's dope, man. I love Bill Burr. Yeah, I'd love to do that.

Post-nut clarity before voting doesn't sound like a bad idea. Well, you know, I mean, now that you put it like that i hadn't considered that possibility game in it they always say to like jack off before uh why why do i keep getting buzzered is that a bad word no it's okay well i can understand the first buzz but the the last two, I'm like, come on, guys. Come on, guys. You're trying to get some euphemisms up in this bitch, you know? Okay. Rubbing one out.

Jill off. Yeah, oh, okay, Jill off. Yeah, that's a big different one, yeah. No one knows what you're talking about. No, I have no idea what we're talking about. Let's go ahead. They say to go do that, like, before a date or before you think you're going to live with somebody?

And then it's like, oh, wait, never mind. On Wednesday, I still do. Just Wednesday? Well, that's when we're – no, I'm kidding. I'm kidding completely. No. But if it's been a few days, I might – Daily for your health.

I might have to know, I have to, uh, improve my, uh, my endurance. Woody Harrelson says it's one of the secrets to, to his success. It's part of his daily. Woody Harrelson's insane.

Yeah. Woody Harrelson. Yeah. He's lucky that he's even, it's still around. He's a wild man. It's weird to like, that's going to be weird to watch his movies. Now he's like you every around. He's a wild man. It's weird to, like, that's going to be weird to watch his movies now.

He's like, every day. Yeah, all the time. He's like, why is he not in this scene? Well, he was busy. Yeah, he was getting his motivation. Yeah, that's what it was. All right, let's... Motivation.

Attention station employees. Because of possible electrical interference, any body piercings must be reported to HR and the porn-addicted night DJ. Thank you. All right. Zach's Place. Maybe you know of it on University Avenue. It's a legendary place here.

One of Little Rock's most, it says, undersung sports bars and a favorite place to shoot darts announced Monday this past week that its last day in business will be November 23rd. Saturday, November 23rd. Said the closure result of a dispute with the landlord and they were denied more time

to find a buyer. Once branded as the mother of all sports bars, the neighborhood was Dive was founded back in 1988. Came real well known for its wall of dartboards, its mural of famous Arkansans on the wall, and everybody, I think, pretty much

liked the bar food there. It was pretty popular. They said, here's how we described, this is the Arkansas Times said, here's how we described it in the 2011 cover story. Even for a neighborhood bar in the South, Zach's bartenders are exceptionally welcoming, drinks poured with a heavy hand, more than reasonably priced, threw up dartboards, mounted on a long stretch wall is what keeps us coming back.

Yeah, man, I was surprised to hear that because it has been such a staple for so many years. I mean, it's popular when I was in college. Yeah. Yeah. Was it? Yeah.

I mean, people would talk about it all the time. There used to be, what was it called? The press box that was over there by the box. Yeah. Yeah. There was a little bar over there that people used to go to. Yeah. Uh, what, what, uh, it was a good after hours bar.

What was a bar when you were young that you remember that's no longer around um well there's not a line like it wasn't that long ago that i was in college but like i remember bears didn't pizza got like whenever uh gordon ramsay came and then he totally changed it when i haven't been back since well i don't know there was uh another place in bryant or not conway i mean they got shut down i can't remember it's called like 11th tap or something like i can't remember what it's called but they lost their liquor license because oh really so many people kept getting beer underage people okay once you're like well we have pizza yeah yeah what about you? Well, the Press Box was a good one, but Nightlife.

Nightlife, the OG Nightlife? OG, the OG. The one that was over in the corner in the shopping center. Yes, yes. Man, that place, I'm going to tell you what. If you went in there at about 10 o'clock, 11 o'clock, it'd be like a normal bar. Absolutely. You get in there about 1 o'clock, 2 o'clockclock in the morning and the freaks would be out man that place was a you wanted to see anybody and everybody that's

where you went they'd come up in there and leather and spikes they came in every way they had a blast i was in there at 17 yeah where you oh wow oh yeah 17 and joe bears joe bears yeah that was around the corner from sacks yeah jo Joe Bears was a pool hall. Yeah, it was a green light. Yeah, it was a pool hall. I used to shoot pullover at Joe Bears quite a bit with Jim Busby, as a matter of fact. But anyway, yeah, I think Nightlife then moved over to what was Joe's Big Bamboo. Remember Joe's Big Bamboo?

I do. And it became Nightlife Rocks. Yeah. Because they couldn't use the Nightlife name. Right, right about nightlife rocks anybody remember planet earth nightclub oh yeah yeah a lot a lot of people yeah i was like the 18 yep yeah yeah planet earth and wrangler yeah the dangler everybody called it the dangler but yeah not about that one yeah i used to go to that closed down not too long ago. Ernie Biggs.

Remember that was on. That was a fun one. Ernie Biggs. Yeah, that is. That was a fun one. That was. They were around a long, long time. We had a van fundraiser there.

Yeah, we sure did. That's when I met Laura. Yeah, that sure is. That is. That was the night that I was doing the fundraiser for them there. We raised a lot of good money that night. Five grand. We raised five grand that night.

I'll never forget it. We put that event together in less than a month, and it came off beautiful. It was so wonderful. It did. The hoedown throwdown. Yeah, Aaron asked me at the last minute, I don't remember who was originally planning to do whatever he was going to do,

but he said, man, you can talk to people. Will you come out here and try to get them going and i said all right man and we just started doing it man it was a great night for the van and i feel like the problem was that it felt like they were always in like a cold war with like willie willie yeah it does seem like that and the two piano bars competing like that yeah uh definitely though i remember planet earth everybody was out there you know uh blazing and uh dancing you know they were all messed up at it planet earth that's for damn sure and before it was that i think it was called the kingfish i don't know that anybody

remember i'm probably the only person spaghetti warehouse yeah yeah is that a bar it's a place where a bar is. Let's see. Gunner's mic is a little low. Is it? Well, here, I'll put him up a little bit for you. How about that? Talk, Gunner. Talk.

Brandon, does that work? Yes, there you go. Let's see. Hooligans. It was on Man Road, John said. On Man Road? Really? I don't even remember that.

Hooligans. That's crazy. I do know over on, not Man Road, but over on Scott Hamilton, if you go about, if you're at the freeway going towards the baseline, you go about halfway down, there's a little hole-in-the-wall bar there that used to be, I don't want to say illegal, but it used to be a strip club. I don't think it is anymore, but a lot of be a strip club. You know, I don't think it is anymore, but a lot of things went down over there, and I do mean went down.

Yeah, it was pretty crazy over there. I'll tell you that right now. All right, let's do something else here. And now, another First World problem. Oh, I broke my chip in the dip. Use another one to scoop it out. Oh, I broke that one too. That sucks. another one to scoop it out. Oh, I broke that one too. That sucks.

I know. Damn it. I'm going home. All right. Gunner, hey, man. Thanks for coming in this morning, buddy. Thank you, Gunner. No, he's got other things that he needs to get to.

Important man. Like a job. Yeah. Oh. How are you? You're off off today oh so where where's he going daddy duty oh daddy duty i figured he was gonna go put in his application for at doll authority yeah that's where he's at he's running off yeah it's application time for my man it's good having you buddy good morning bundy, Bundy. Oh, Bundy. What's up, man? What up, Bundy? Here, let's do this.

By the way, I'm working on a Christmas album right now. Uh-oh. Yeah, we'll have a Christmas album out in time for the season. Okay. Based on the successes. Yeah, no, I love it. Hey, it's got a copy of your record., I love it. You should do like a... I mean, it is nominated for three Grammys.

Well, I mean, I figured you were going to take Beyonce over in the nominations for this song. Beyonce, look out. Yeah. Wackadoo. No. No, I didn't do country. Neither did she. I'm sorry.

I love Bay, but... No, I feel you on that. I feel you. No love, I love Bay, but no, I feel you on that. I feel you. No, everybody's trying to Bonnie blue has had quite a bit of success on only fans as an adult content creator, but seems her exploits aren't going to be welcomed in Australia.

Blue had advertised a master plan of traveling to Australia for a sex marathon with when the word got out, a petition was created on change.org to keep her from soiling the country's young adults. Do they know where they're from? That backlash made a difference. Her visa was canceled last week. You see, that's what happens. Australia, they're funny over there, man, about things.

Bonnie Blue's the name of my Jeep. Is it really? Well, it's Betty Blue. Okay, all right. One of mankind's greatest conundrums, the question of which came first, the chicken or the egg? Seems that answer isn't that hard to figure out, assuming you buy into things like science. hard to figure out assuming you buy into things like science a study centered around a one-cell organism discovered in hawaii found that it existed for over a billion years even before animals were on the planet that research determined it was able to form something similar

to animal embryos which shows that eggs existed first long before chickens did well shocking there you go plus the first chicken like creature came into being about 10 000 years ago dinosaurs were laying eggs long before that well i knew that from jurassic park right right yeah yeah uh if you're a germaphobe then buying clothes from a thrift store is not likely in your wheelhouse a new report showed that secondhand clothing can be rife with germs well uh wouldn't you wash it before you wore it i would hope so i mean are you just gonna put it on i mean you don't know i mean come on now especially if you go out to the bins oh my god you wear gloves and like two kinds of gloves you know you never know you want you want your latex or your rubber gloves or whatever and then um like a work glove over yeah that's a good idea there's broken glass in

those bins there's everything there really is hand foot mouth disease yeah lady got it really yeah not it well i don't think it was right yeah a marble sculpture bought for just six bucks and used as a doorstop could soon bring in millions. The bust was created by a French sculptor, Admet Boucheron. It was bought for six dollars in 1930. It was rediscovered in 1998 by the Highland Scotland Councilwoman Maxine Smith when it was propping open a shed door. A few people have joked, you should have taken it home when you saw it. The sculpture, which depicts Scottish landowner Sir John Gordon, acquired by the town council due to his connection as founder of the town,

the bust has now been valued at over $3 million. Wow. Yeah, $3 million. It was holding open a shed door. Can you imagine the person who'd had that holding open their shed door that length of time and didn't even realize it and thinking about all the struggles they'd had financially over the years since they got that as they walked past an atm machine yeah yeah right they're going millions the doll authority um applications they've got open

they're like dang someone in america now owns an exact replica of Homer Simpson's iconic pink sedan. While fans have debated its model, describing it as either a 73 Plymouth Valiant or an 86 Plymouth Junkerola built from old Soviet tanks, an ad on Facebook Marketplace revealed a modified 67 Plymouth Valiant made to match the car. A pretty exact recreated vehicle came with details like the crinkled fender, the bent antenna, the Junkerola emblem. It was listed in Muskegon, Michigan for $25,000 and sold fast. Tom Updike, the creator, posted to show off his work, but a fan immediately reached out saying, I have to have that thing.

Known for his custom movie-inspired cars like Jurassic Park Jeeps and Ecto-1s, he shared a second Simpsons car he built, sent it to the Volo Car Museum in Illinois. So this guy just goes around making vehicles from cartoons or famous movies and stuff and then sells them for ridiculous amounts of money. That's a pretty fun gig. Yeah. Yeah, I mean mean that sounds like a great hobby looks pretty good it is pretty cool looking you know like homer simpson's car all right let's see a man was arrested after an intoxicated rampage at excess gentlemen's club in evansville indiana apparently he didn't pay

his tab after his card was declined. Police said Michael Todd, found intoxicated and shouting in the parking lot, resisted arrest, leading to an officer's hand injury. Oh, no. Uh-oh. Did he bite him? Yeah, probably. Todd caused extensive damage in the club. He damaged the restrooms, jumped on someone's car.

One employee said he pulled her hair and licked her without her consent. Ew. Oh, no. You're supposed to pay for that yeah he now faces lots of charges uh mainly felony dumbassery yeah um a miami man alexander rodriguez arrested after oh no let me hold on oh no we're gonna save that one for later that's a different kind of story that was pretty pretty tough there but let's do this one though because this is cool uh students at florida international university in miami made a splash at an annual campus tradition thursday architecture students were asked to figure out a way to walk on water and they came up with some kind of thing that enabled them to

do that and because it won't let me read the story, I don't know. I'm sorry. It had a paywall behind it. Paywall. Yeah, I'm not messing with that. I don't do that. Okay, here we go. This pub has been asked to change its name, a pub called The Midget.

It's actually named after the iconic MG car. It is changing its name because of complaints. It's offensive. More than a thousand people signed a petition to rename the pub and Oxford Shire, which is owned by the green King chain. The petition was started by Dr. Aaron Pritchard, a disability lecturer at Liverpool. I assume that this person couldn't accept the fact that the midget was an

MGB car, and so that was just too offensive. The pub, which opened in 74, was previously called the Magic Midget, which sounds even better. Actually, I would have stayed with that name. The Magic Midget sounds awesome. It was nicknamed that and built at the town's former MG factory. The car did break the world land speed

record of 120 miles an hour back in 1932 yeah um people are offended by lots of things that's everything yeah all right uh let's see saudi arabian desert turned into a snow wonderland for the first time in history apparently it says uh rolling dunes, typically golden, and sun-baked lie transformed by snow and balls of ice. It's what a desert in Saudi Arabia looks like right now. First time in the history of that region that lies at the northern edge of the desert that they experienced a snowfall.

The desert turned into an unexpected winter landscape so that caravan of camels were seen cautiously treading that layer of ice yeah was it ice or hell that's when it was hell did you well it says heavy rain and hell storms yeah okay it does look like a sale yeah you're right it's really not just like snow yeah they act like it was snow but it was really hell no you're right it is yeah they they tried to trick us on that one didn't they yeah definitely not no uh-oh man i wish matt was here for this one because this is real deal stuff bigfoot yes it is uh he was only showing off his wild side bigfoot caught making a ruckus in connecticut sasquatch

hot spot last year according to a report by the bigfield field research organization uh at fairfield county resident heard the hairy giant screaming and whooping just after midnight sparking a barking dog frenzy sending owls into a terrified silence it says dang yahoo yeah the boys had quite a bit of power behind it i could tell it was carried over a distance yeah because it could never be any other kind of animal or human no call the ames team call buck and huckleberry they'll come find it for you jesus man uh it says uh the alleged bigfoot would yelp for 10 seconds and halt before repeating the pattern uh all the dogs in the area started barking at once normally there are lots of owls in the area when i'd gone previously i could hear them then they were all quiet no coyotes nothing i've done this drunk before i don't know if this was a bigfoot you've done this drunk before you started screaming yeah

now that sounds exactly right do you know that's exactly what would happen in slain county you'd find some meth head out there going yeah that's Yeah, that's exactly it. Absolutely. Yeah, now this is silly. All right, let's do something else. Attention station employees. Because of possible electrical interference, any body piercings must be reported to HR and the porn-addicted night DJ. Thank you.

Hey, that's not supposed to play again. It played early, so I'm sorry about that. Yeah, that's bad. That's bad, okay. All right, let's talk about this. Okay, so Gen Z. We spend a lot of time online. We probably don't realize how much it adds up to be.

That's where a new survey comes in handy, revealing how much time the average American spends scrolling and viewing and who's topping the list in terms of time. According to a new poll of 2,000 adults, Gen Z consumes more content than any other generation. The youngest Americans in the survey come close to seven hours of media and content a day, 6.6 hours. That's a quarter of the day that they are consuming content. They're also the age group most likely to say they watch 15 hours or more content a day. 15 hours.

That's a lot. You didn't even get out of bed. Like, seriously. The rest of us not that far behind. Research shows Americans consume six hours of content a day on average that adds up to about 42 hours a week or 91 days a year well wait a minute though wait a minute though because i i don't i don't know that this is as fair as what they're trying to represent it as because a few years ago uh that time was spent in front of a

television now it may be a tv that you have but you're streaming content okay so therefore that's content and that's included in this and that means that what you watch also counts right so yeah that that may be a little bit of a stretch, although six hours, seven hours, if you combine everything, your work computer, your laptop, your phone, and what you stream at night, six hours doesn't sound that crazy. No, because, I mean, I'll have my TV on and a laptop and my phone. And, you know, it's always funny when people go, you know, kids are always looking at their phones now. You know, at some point in history history there was a time where someone said these book

things you kids are looking at what are you doing with your life with these words and pages get out here and work the field you lazy prick uh it says a baby boomer spend much less, an average of, what's this, Gen Z spends. I don't know how to work the phones. Yeah, it's not just spending time. Google boxes. Spending money. The average person, it says, spends $66 a month on media, including streaming services, audio apps, social media subscriptions, about $800 a year. Gen Z spends about $97 a month.

Baby boomers, about 97 a month baby boomers 35 a month millennials spend the most every month on streaming alone 40 then gen z 39 and gen x 32 uh the average american feels guilty 3.1 times a month over there watching stuff i guess i'm calling bs because i do that like in a couple of days. You feel guilty about it? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. At some point I do.

Because you should be doing something else. I should be doing something else. What else should you be doing? Usually it's listening to my kid. Tell me something. I mean, whether it's crap that he's talking about or not, I need to be paying attention to him so that he feels that. Connection.

Yeah. The connection that, and that I care. Yeah. So usually it's that, you know, followed closely by paying attention to the animals, maybe cooking dinner instead of ordering DoorDash. Okay. Okay.

Well, that sounds fine. I mean, I don't know. I don't know what to say about that. And it sounds like you're pretty hard on yourself. Well, I mean. What's the use of being guilty, feeling guilty? You can't change it. Nobody said there's any use to it.

Oh, okay. But, I mean, you know. Just tell your kid. I'm sure there's some research that talks about it. Aren't you preparing them to be independent? Say, I need you to make your own dinner and change the channel for me. Yeah, I've been trying to do that for a few years. No, it's not working.

No, they tend to regress once they get to a certain age he's how old is yours 18 18 oh wow yeah he's terrified of growing up well now are you sure yeah he told me oh he did yeah really yeah you know it is wild right now i think you know that's not uncommon no to hear at all i think i think a lot of younger people right now the world is you know they're all the money things all the different things going on they're probably intimidated by it you know it's ready to roll like he's like i'm ready to get out of here i'm ready to go like yeah where's he ready to go to school anywhere oh to school he's ready to get out the whole college is he going to go to school uca oh at the uca yeah okay so he's not really getting

out out he's just going to school now he's talkingA. Oh, at UCA? Yeah. Okay, so he's not really getting out out. He's just going to school. Now he's talking about living on campus. Oh, on the campus, on the dorm? Yeah. In the dorm? Yeah. Yeah.

Or with a friend or something like that. Oh, hey, what's going on, man? How you doing? How you doing? Thanks for having me out. Good, good. Scooch in a little bit more, man. Tell people who you are.

I'm Eugene Bearport. Best known around here as being uh charles manson's yeah you get right up on the mic like this eugene yes sir eugene bedcourt he is a comedian a local comedian he performs at the loony bin uh chet you saw him perform this weekend i was talking about you for you came in today oh thank you so much man i'm glad you deserve to catch it yeah so man you can tell that he is from the South a little bit. He's got a slight accent there. And Eugene, you said that you do a Charles Manson impersonation?

Loosely on the impersonation part. I look like him so much that if life gives you Kool-Aid, you spike that shit. Yeah, no, I feel you on that. I feel you on that. I feel you on that. You do. I mean, looking at you, you got kind of that look, you know, but you got to have that crazy, you know, the eyes open like that, that make him look crazy, looks at you a little too long. How long have you been doing comedy, man?

Just over a year and 10 months. A year and 10 months. So you're pretty new to the game. Yes, sir. Well, that's exciting, man. How did you get started? Something I've always wanted to do, actually watching you on the edge. Oh, man.

Oh, that's cool, man. And like Ralphie May and stuff. Yeah. I've just always wanted to do it. And then I found the Looney Bin and tried it, fell in love, quit my job, sold all my stuff. And hit the road. Yeah.

You've been traveling, doing comedy. Where all have you been all over the country now uh omaha is where i've been based out of for the last six months yeah in colorado wisconsin iowa there's a lot of uh comedy in the midwest uh in that area so i yeah have you played uh jeremiah bullfrogs no i haven't you should check those guys out they're in kansas jeremiah bullfrogs and if you get one of them i think they have two of them no i haven't you should check those guys out they're in kansas jeremiah bullfrogs and if you get one of them i think they have two of them and i'll tell you what uh when i when i was doing stand up and traveling to perform that was a real good place to go they paid well and um they

were uh had a real good setup so it was really really nice there any place that plays where it's got my attention yeah now jeremiah, Jeremiah Bullfrog is a good one. Check that out. Yeah, the worst place I ever played, I think, was Dodge City, Kansas. Dodge City was brutal. Laura hates it. That's the only place she ever got booted off the stage. Oh, man.

Oh, yeah, man. It was terrible. I'll be honest with you. They booked us for this set, right, in Dodge City, Kansas. And I had a booking person. And they sent us. And, you know, we know we would just go normally it's a comedy club this time it was like a restaurant like a family restaurant and they were doing comedy like at starting at nine well we came in and laura was opening for me and you know if you've ever ever been to one of our comedy shows it is not family

friendly it is not it is no it is no there's no kids coming to our show if they do they get to learn on i'll tell you that and uh and laura started in and look i knew 10 minutes in this is not going the way that she wants it to go you know people were tripping these are old people with their you know families or families and they're eating dinner and stuff. I mean, it was like almost like an Applebee's, but with no booze, you know. And so, anyway, about 15 minutes in, the owner comes up, and he goes, I need you to get her. You're going to have to get her off stage.

I said, no, that's not my job. No, if you want her off stage, you can get her off stage. I'm not doing it. I said, I'll go up when you're done, but I'm not doing it. can get her off the stage i'm not doing it i said i'll go up when you're done but i'm not doing it yeah and no hell no i'm not doing no man she was paid to do this i'm gonna let her do it but uh but no he did he got her off and so i had to go on and it was equal it was almost equally bad i was gonna say did he come and pull you no because i i read the room i got what was going on, and so I could adapt, but it still wasn't a good set.

I mean, it was already a soiled event, so to speak, you know. But so where's your favorite place you've played so far? The Looney Bin's home. Yeah. That's my all-time favorite spot. Yeah. Them are the guys that took care of me right off the bat. Yeah, they're good folks over there.

Looney Bin's my favorite. Now, do you go to all the different ones now? Not yet yeah trying to get into tulsa okay it'll come yeah no it will it's just time man you know what uh comedy especially coming out of here it's a little more challenging you know because we only have the looney bin honestly we just don't have any other outlets so a lot big cities, you may have multiple places to play and perform. And so getting exposure as a comedian is, is really tough, isn't it? Yeah. The best thing I found to do was to get out of Little Rock. Yeah, no, if you're going to be in entertainment, sometimes that is the best solution, uh, to be honest with you, you know, I, like I said, I traveled a lot doing stand-up and other stuff,

and it definitely helped to get out and see the world and see other things and get involved with other comedians and other circuits that kind of build that up. Yeah, networking's been the best. Yes, I just meet in each comic I can, shake hands, kiss babies. Yeah. That's always been my best way to get out and around. That's how I got into the comedy club at KC. That's probably the nicest club I've been in so far.

In Kansas City? Yeah. Yeah. That's cool, man. Now, are you an opener? Are you a feature? Are you headlining? What are you now?

I'm a host, like club level. Okay. And then for like restaurant and showcases and stuff, I sometimes feature. Okay. I headlined a couple weeks ago in Rogers for for the first time how'd you feel about it i loved it it was so much fun i remember when i i did my very first set uh stand up and uh i did it at vino's and it was so surreal to see people lined up uh to see me it was the coolest thing, but I look back at it

and all comedians probably are this way. I had no business headlining any show ever at that point in my career. You know, I just, I didn't know any better. So I just got up on stage and did an hour, you know, somehow, and I did that for two or three years until I actually got a little better and was worthwhile. You know, but the first couple of years, I know I wasn't that great.

I mean, people were supportive. They had a great time coming, but it got better over time. Oh, yeah. It always will. That's my thing. Like in Omaha, you know, here we're talking about little records, not enough stage time and mics. Like here, doing open mics,

you can maybe get seven minutes of stage time a week. Yeah. In Omaha, I'm getting an hour and a half. Yeah, that's good. Just open mics, mics doing 15 minutes which they're like mixed mics so it's comics poets yeah and all types of shit but you can go in there for 15 minutes and just work so is it let me ask you this because that that is one thing i've not done is is uh being a mixed thing like that is is it better or worse to follow a poet uh if you enjoy a challenge it's better if you want a comedy crowd and you want to be catered to then no it's much worse yeah no i can only

imagine i i when i first started i thought it would be so smart to team up comedy with rock bands and i found that was a really bad idea uh not because of the music but because if you're trying to tell jokes while they're putting their set, you know, their equipment up behind you and load in and all that load out, it's just a lot of racket. It's distracting. It's terrible. And, frankly, most people who come either come to see a comedian or a band,

not both. Yeah, it's so hard to get a crowd to switch from music to comedy and then back to music. Or if you have to go and perform in a club where they got pool tables and TVs on, you know, and they leave them on or open. That's real tough as a comedian. I've had to do that before. Man, we used to do an open mic at Midtown, and that was my favorite thing about it was nobody there gives a shit about comedy. They're there to play pool and drink.

Yeah, no, you can say anything it didn't matter i'm certain of that well it's uh if you wanted people to pay attention like it was so hard to get laughs so if you actually got a laugh in that room you're like okay i got something yeah right no you do all right real quick i do want to mention a couple things that first of all happy veterans day out there we appreciate your service, a great deal. Second of all, I did announce the other day that whoever, we would do a random drawing based on that day for

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Any other comments over there, Amanda, that you wanted to share? Okay. All right. Well, let's move on to this then um oh yeah this is great this is great you were talking about beyonce and grammys earlier and yeah baby she's been a blueprint it says for generations of new music act and now uh for spring 2025 oh she's got a college course, doesn't she? That's right, baby.

Yale University. The prestigious Yale University will now deep dive into Beyonce's impact as a special course. Yeah. That's right. A sit down with Professor Brooks, Daphne Brooks,

discussed the class, said this class seemed good to teach because Beyonce is so ripe for teaching at this moment in time. Okay, let me just pause here. I just want to pause because I'm not taking away anything from her cultural significance. I'm not taking anything away from her musical ability. But what the does Beyonce have to do with college and getting out in the real world and doing something with your life?

Well, I think it probably goes along the lines. I mean, okay, I don't know what the cultural impact, but there's a college course that covers Taylor Swift. Yeah. I would also say the same thing. If you're in college in California or you're wanting to go in the music industry or you're wanting to be involved with pop culture and the direction that's going, it does make sense. It's still wild to me to think of taking a course based off of Taylor Swift or Beyonce. Yeah, I'm going to Yale, for God's sake. If I'm going to yale i'm

paying big money i mean that's matthew mcconaughey has a course too did you say that yeah of course about what i don't know i guess all right all right all right all right all right all right that's weird they've got yeah yeah there's a couple of them that's got classes now well yeah i'm just gonna say i don't know uh what you're doing with your life on a beyonce course but whatever uh here's one comment that didn't get a lot of likes a well-known video game streamer kind of went i'm not gonna say the wrong kind of viral but he made a controversial claim that his profession is more challenging than any conventional job he said streaming is way harder than a nine to five. I don't care. Be mad about

it. His name is Hudante. He said on X in a post that drew a lot of backlash. He's got two million Twitch followers. He found himself subjected to the ire of people who didn't like that. More to come, the cyber celeb proceeded to challenge users to name a more difficult job in a separate post. When one suggested neurosurgeon, he said, bro never played Operation, not that hard. Wow. He went on to compare serving in the military to playing Call of Duty. Wow. Wow.

He's going to get real bullets. Yeah, I'm not sure that that was a great play. If you think that being in the military is like playing Call of Duty, let me tell you something. Get shot. I mean, I'm not going to be a real person. I'm not going to say that a streaming job, you know, these influencers or at least the, you know, the ones that are actually popular and and monetized that they don't have a difficult kind of job but you sure as shit ain't got nothing on military or a neurosurgeon or you're talking out of your ass or anything like that like kick rocks bro no that's that's absolutely ludicrous to even compare that. I mean, if you get shot in Call of Duty, you go and make yourself a snack with your mom, you know.

Mom makes it. When you get shot in the military, your ass goes down. That's how it works. Yeah, it's a little bit different when an IED goes off and blows your leg off. See, that doesn't happen in Call of Duty. You sit there, play your game all you want in your little comfortable chair. You can reload in Call of Duty. And snacks beside you.

Jesus Christ, man. Are you kidding me? You can stop that. On Veterans Day, no less. Right. What a clown. Going to start the rant. Yeah, almost did, didn't I?

I felt it. I might have to save that one, yeah. Yes. As a former streamer, dude's insane. Like, that was my job before college. You think you were a strainer? Yeah. As a streamer, I used to play video games professionally.

Really, did you comedy really tell me something about that i want to know more so i i just fell in love with gaming so i went and moved on to a in my car and then went stayed in hot springs arkansas at a esports center yeah i used to go in there every day as soon as i'd open up into clothes and just stream 12 hours a day and play tournaments and shit uh doing all of that the hard way being homeless and doing it yeah and all the editing and yeah actually the hardest way that you could attack that job it's easier than busting fucking tables yeah no it still is yeah you're right about that definitely right about that um yeah no that's crazy though and interesting that you did that. How long did you do that professionally?

About two years. Two years even, okay. Now what game were you playing the most? Fortnite, Call of Duty, and Apex Legends. Okay, which were you the highest ranked in? Apex. Apex Legends? And that's similar to Call of Duty and whatnot?

Yeah, they're all in the same vein, just less realistic. Okay, all right. So what does it mean? What were you ranked and what did that mean to you as far as what you could earn? Rankings is really nothing more than just bragging rights. Okay. Playing tournaments and stuff, you know, sometimes you win and you make some cash. Kind of like a poker tournament. Yeah. Okay, so you just enter in different tournaments and maybe you get the right break on that. Yeah, and then you get a good payday or sometimes sometimes you have a bad game, and you don't get to make no money that way.

But being streaming, you know, you get ad revenue and then sponsorship bills and stuff like that. Okay, okay. So there's ways to supplement it. Yeah, so let me just ask, what was the biggest purse that you won in your time professionally? $1,500 at one time. That's pretty good. That's a pretty good that's pretty good look did i get 1500 how long did the tournament last uh about an hour and a half two hours oh yeah

that's real good money that's about 750 an hour i can get down to that yeah yeah that's good money if you can get it 750 an hour um did you do you have a uh you never were a professional streamer gamer no i i game but not not like that. Right, right. Now, you still do, though? Yeah, I play some 2K and stuff at night. 2K. Okay, so you just play 2K just to kick it. You're not competing online with kids in Japan or anything.

No, no, no. Okay. Amanda? No. No streaming for you? No. No, okay. All right.

I'm still thinking maybe we should set up a mario kart tournament i do i do really think we should probably set one of those i got the i got the everything you do yeah i got the old 64 oh no i want to use the wii for sure the way yeah do you want to go old school no i don't want to go that old school that's too retro right there no i like the wheel i want the wheel in my hand. I think maybe next year, for sure, we're going to set up a Mario Kart tournament. I got you.

I'm killing everybody. 13-year-old girls in Japan, I make them weak when I play Mario Kart. You think there are 13-year-old girls in Japan? They could be 50-year-old men. Which would make me feel even better. But I do like beating the 13-year-old men, which would make me feel even better. But I do like beating the 13-year-old kids, too. I don't mind.

Laura, though, is really, she's probably, if I'm being honest, she might be fractionally better than I am. Uh-oh. I know. I don't like saying it out loud. It really bothers me. But she's really good. I don't know.

She's got some secret that she won't tell me. Maybe she's cheating. I don't know. She's got some secret that she won't tell me. Maybe she's cheating. I don't know. Thanks. You got the game, Jeannie. Yeah, the game, Jeannie. Attention, station employees. Adderall is a controlled substance,

but it definitely makes you better at your job, which can lead to promotion and making more money. But don't do drugs. Thank you. Now you can end up at Bridgeway. Yeah. They apparently have a couple beds that just opened up. A couple dudes escaped from there yesterday.

Oh, did they? Yeah. Really? Yeah. From Bridgeway? Yep. I didn't know people escaped from Bridgeway. I thought that was a self-check type thing.

Not always. Not always. No? No. Especially if you're on one of those special old special holds oh wow so what they've escaped uh who escaped i didn't say but two two folks escaped two guys escaped from there about 12 years ago uh mall mellish north of iraq oh okay yeah isn't it i don't i ain't been to that one sometimes uh every every once in a while, like every couple, three years,

somebody will seem to get out of the youth facility over in Alexander. That happens. Yeah. The place where I went to treatment is now an overpriced development. Yeah? Yeah, Rockwater. It's like a housing development? Yeah, down in North Little you know right there like um

yeah right there by the river okay okay a van down by the river yeah but it's so they're so fancy now it's so weird that used to be such a uh it says that you guys are stuck said you guys are streamers is it harder than a real job or is it just fun? That's a great question, man. You know what? I try to tell people we make it look easier than it probably is, but it's not rocket surgery, as Amanda says. I mean, Gunner did all the heavy lifting for us, and so we come in and we turn it on and we get busy.

That's what it is just mouth running mainly and i've been doing that since uh pretty much the day i was born so i'm i'm pretty used to it by now uh let's see what else did we say um he plays fork knife fork knife is that what they call it fork knife all right let's uh let's do this. This is a real interesting thing. This came from Reddit, where all good things come from. And it says, easy to get into a routine, find yourself going through the motions every day without paying attention, but then something happens that brings you so much joy.

The best feeling ever. So they went to Reddit and said, what's the best feeling in the world? And we'll answer with the non-X-rated responses. It says that when getting into bed to sleep, it starts to rain heavily. That is pretty awesome. Yeah, that is pretty nice. Going to sleep with the rain. Yeah, it is pretty hot there.

Making a joke in middle school that makes the whole class, including the teacher, laugh. Oh, yeah, you got it. That's epic. That's among the top of the food chain items right there when I was a kid. That's what I lived for was that one line. You know, I'd wait to spring it. If you got the teacher, then, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

This person said the best feeling in the world is fresh bed sheets. Ooh, I like fresh bed sheets. They smell, yeah. They smell good. Finally getting to pee after a long time holding it in. Absolutely. Man, I don't know why. This happens to me a lot, you know, because I drive around a lot as a real estate agent.

I don't know why that I don't think about it, but when it finally does occur, I'm like, oh, God, I got to go now. You know, I'll be trying to fold myself back up. Terrible. Now, Amanda, you, I got to go now. You know, I'll be trying to fold myself back up. Terrible. Now, Amanda, you can sound off on this in chat. Taking your bra off when you get home. Does it feel great? I personally don't like to take mine off until I'm going to bed

because I still like to have this support. Oh. I like to free the nipples. Yeah. I knew you did. I knew you did. All those piercings. Keep them free free the nipples. Yeah. Well. I knew you did. I knew you did. All those piercings. Keep them free.

Let's see. When someone at work cancels a meeting. Yeah, that's always a phenomenal feeling. Less meetings is better. Big fan of that. Yeah. Let's see. That feeling you have right before having to take a nap.

No. No. That's a crappy feeling. I hate that feeling. Yeah, I don't want to take naps i only do it when i have to it's like you know i already suffer from fomo as it is yes if i die i'll die of fomo because i haven't slept enough because i'm like yeah i want to go to bed but i'm having fun hanging out i just don't feel like it right now and that's why i sleep four or five hours a

night on average yeah dash cam dash cam footage, videos. Yeah. Seeing your child succeed at whatever they're attempting to do. Fine. That's all I got. I'm just kidding. Yeah, it sucks. I like that.

Now I rooted for my kid to fail. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. It is a great feeling, man. I mean, I actually kind of walk a fine line with that because my son, his nickname is hard way Hernandez because he has to do everything the hard way. So sometimes I do kind of root for him to, you know,

to hit a wall. Yeah. Cause that's the only way you're going to learn. It's good. Apparently. Yeah. You know, Laura and I have,

uh, had disagreements at times over. She gets real worked up about, uh, situations. Our youngest goes through, through uh particularly when it comes to his love life you know and because she wants the best for him yeah you know that's what moms do they want the best for him but i told her i said look there's no safer time in his life for

things to be going wrong and for him to learn how to deal with him than with a girlfriend he's been with since eighth grade uh and he lives at home with his parents i mean he's in a pretty safe place so you know let it play out because once he gets out in the real world you start having a house and the items like that things get real messy you know so you can learn how to to do that and manage that uh then good for you you know uh let's see uh something that feels amazing the best feeling in the world waking up in in time you usually do by alarm and realize today is sunday and you can go back to sleep no no no okay cleaning your ear with a q-tip yeah yeah christmas morning from 6 to 12 please you didn't like christmas

morning no i did fine but i mean she's i'm not 6 to 12 i'm 44 so i mean you're 44 yes i'm kidding okay like i mean christmas morning you're fired it's jesus getting out of jury duty i want jury duty i I do, too. Why can't I get picked? I can't get it. They've never picked me. Is it because I'm a felon? Like, y'all gave me my right to vote back.

Why can't I do this? You've been in court enough, sir. That's what they... I know. You're so right, Chad. I'm not a felon, and they still haven't got me, and I don't know why. I mean, I pay taxes. Come on, man.

Let me be on the... Yeah. I want to be on a jury trial. I'm off paper. Come on. I want to go.... I mean, I pay taxes. Come on, man. Let me be on it. I want to be on a jury trial. I'm off paper. Come on. I want to go. He is going to burn in hell.

Oh, they probably see my Facebook stuff. You think that's what it is? I mean, it may be. I don't know. I mean, if you saw my socials, would you really want me trying to be impartial on a jury? Probably not. I don't look at them, but I believe you. I mean, I don't know. You know, I don't look at them but i believe you i mean i don't know you know i don't i don't live that life on social media you know i i'm a non-controversy guy on social media there's

just a few things no i understand i appreciate your passion aaron's the same way aaron redden from the van he'll go on tangents at times and i'll be honest he's epically hilarious like he is so naturally organically funny as a person man but man, does he get pissed off, man? That man single-handedly like reignited the fire in our entire nonprofit class because we were so burned out and disillusioned by the time he made it, you know, to come talk to us. And I mean, he has been the same person for the past 10 plus years that I've known. It's he, he says what he says. He means it, you know, he has been the same person for the past 10-plus years that I've known. He says what he says.

He means it. You know, he walks that walk. Sorry, I wasn't trying to be forward-backed on the phone. We're all dropping our phones. We can't put them on the table. Yeah, well, that's right. Yeah, I know. That's true.

You can't put them on the table. All right. Hey, I do want to mention this, though, and it is something that could be important to you. Maybe, you know, you need a cleaning company. If you've got an Airbnb, maybe you own a business, you're moving out. Maybe you, hell, you just don't like cleaning. You don't want just anyone in your place. You want a local family business you can count on. I'll tell you what you do. You call Cheyenne over at Blissful Cleaning. She's the daughter of the local owners. They're licensed. They're bonded.

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That's their slogan. That's a good one. Oh, I good one. Yeah. That's a good one, isn't it? Now, uh, also if you vape, uh, you need a head shop, you need somewhere to get yourself a nice piece of glass. You want a bong, you want to build a bong, like build a bear. You can do it at crazy J's man, uh, in Conway. Nice. Not only that, but if you're a vaper, like just regular vapes, a quick one of the crappy gas stations paying too much and not getting good flavors. Yes. Go over to Crazy J's in Conway. Two locations. One is 2625 Donaghy Avenue, and the other is?

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Build-A-Piercing he'll build it for you you got a big day today? I'm off today oh you're off today? off Sundays and Mondays like hairdressers well they're usually off Monday got a big uh day-to-day i'm off today oh you're off today off sundays mondays oh okay okay like hairdressers i guess so yeah well they're usually off monday yeah yeah our tattoo artist also is

monday their day off as well okay yeah so they all pick the same day as the we gotta have our saturday industry is off on uh sunday morning yeah or at least on Mondays. We got to work Saturday. So we need two days. Yeah, no, you do. You do need two days. I'm not, I'm not bitching. I'm not your boss, Chad. I got you.

I can't tell you when to work or not. You can work when you want to, but it's your company, you know? You run it in the ground if you want. You run it all the way down in the ground, boy. All right. Uh, what about the, the, uh, the break room? Uh, break room is not open on Mondays, and I will be heading to Nashville here in a few hours to see Leon Bridges.

Who's Leon Bridges? He's a singer. Really? What kind of singer is he? Oh, gosh. It's kind of like a throwback to that old school kind of, I don't want to say James Brownames brown because james brown is a little bit more energetic but i mean there's some um kind of some r&b r&b soul he's from texas he's

yeah he's real i mean his vibe his clothing is so um slick and he's a phenomenal um how do you find out about him um i've been following him for a few years. His first album that came out, I would say, four years ago, maybe five years ago, something like that. And we went, me and a girlfriend of mine went to Shreveport to see him. And I love Shreveport because it reminds me of Little Rock and Memphis. It's just as kind of like grimy as our places. Yeah, I love it. Oh, I love it. It's just as kind of like grimy as our places. Yeah, I love it. Oh, I love it.

It's fantastic. It just feels like home. I feel safe and protected. Yeah. But he's phenomenal live. He had this song that came out, Smooth Sailin'. It was the very first song I ever heard, and it was just very,

reminded me of the 50s and the 60s. Okay. And I grew up, I mean, I'm 44, but I grew up listening to my mom's music. Yeah. And she listened to a lot of the doos and the 60s and um i grew up i mean i'm i'm 44 but i grew up listening to my mom's music yeah and she listened to a lot of the um doo-wop you know back in the day and so it reminded me of that and so i went down a rabbit hole with him okay well let's i like the subject you just broached there let's rabbit holes no music you listen to as a kid so what what were your parents listening to who were their favorite artists when you were growing up alabama alabama willie nelson willie nelson redheaded stranger

probably played in your house i mean uh crystal gale oh my god my dad thought she was just amazing she's beautiful crystal gale like ridiculous long hair yeah loving spoonful okay okay okay chad uh who did did your parents listen to? It wasn't my parents. It was like the neighborhood. Oh, okay. Yeah. Everybody, like Otis Redding.

Okay. I remember listening to stuff like that. Yeah, a lot of blues, old blues and stuff. Yeah. Let's see. The Reverend, I just can't think. Al Green. Oh, Al Green.

Yeah, he wasn't a Reverend back in the day but he is no you know but he's awesome that kind of vibe that's the whole vibe yeah what about what about yourself man like guns and roses and prince oh yes guns and roses how old are you 28. okay okay guns and roses and prince is what your mama was listening to. Jesus Christ, man. I feel old all of a sudden. Yeah, so my parents were listening to my mom. Loved Elvis. We had a shrine to Elvis in the house. Like, I mean, it was like Jesus and then Elvis. And they were real close together.

Real close. When I tell you, real close together uh did you have a velvet painting of elvis i want a velvet painting yeah no i i saw what it's up 1972 oh that's awesome that is really yeah i don't remember i was born in 69 i was three oh i don't remember it a bit but i'm sure it was great there you know uh but she liked elvis she liked credence clearwater revival yes yeah that was a big oh my god i love ccr a lot of that played at the house yes yeah and voger do you like him 100 i could listen yeah yeah he was pretty great singer that song put me in coach yeah they by the way they were a lot of people don't realize you know

they sing about the bio they were all from uh san francisco yes yeah none of them were from louisiana from the bio knew nothing about the nothing about it but it sounded great didn't it yeah surprise they never even visited uh no they probably did i'm sure uh my dad however he listened to Kenny Rogers. Oh, yeah. It seems like in the 80s, he must have played the Gambler album a billion times. I still know all the words, all those songs. I don't want to. I can't get rid of it. Do you want a duet on Islands in the Stream? No, hell no.

Oh, man. No, I don't ever. No. No, I sure don't. no i don't ever no no i sure don't uh so what when you when you found your own music okay that that was very different than your parents right oh yeah uh what was the first thing that you that you found you're like yeah this is very different it's my own thing no no parents uh influenced this one uh metallica metallica was the thing i stumbled into myself yeah uh death magnetic okay okay yeah and then i got real heavy into that and then my father just realized i was metallica

fan so he bought me tickets when they did that tour here at simmons really oh yeah that's pretty cool first time uh meeting you oh yeah out front the show oh that's dope man that's dope well that's cool that's what's up 13 years old that's what's up bro that's what's up that's what's up wow that's what's up baby so cool that's what's up amanda who was your first artist outside of your parents influence that you were like man this is my thing oh man so um i remembered when mtv started yes of course yeah i remember the first day yeah same and uh you know head Headbangers Ball. So, I mean, I kind of was along the lines of the heavy metal and the hard rock. But definitely whenever I discovered, like, Ice Cube and Too Short. Oh.

Yeah, that was wild. Blowjob Betty was, I remember that one was said, you know, we were like sixth grade. You know, it's funny that uh yeah too short was very very very very popular underground uh very popular because he did not play on radio no no no and and i got a girlfriend of mine his uh album his cd with the parental advisory sticker on it for right for um her birthday that's funny yeah what a great birthday present what a great friend i mean i i can't whistle people please are over here yeah yeah if you don't know that google it yeah yeah listen to that song uh chad who was uh yours

beastie boys hell yeah man yeah i can get down to the Beasties, man, for sure. Fight for your right to party. Oh, yeah. Now, they say now that, you know, that album was their least favorite, I guess. Yeah, I liked it, man. But that album was dope as hell, man. Well, a lot of them, a lot of artists say that their most popular song or album is their least favorite at this point because... They've done it so many times, I guess.

Played out. But, yeah, no that that was a great but the beasties had a long and amazing career rock and then it wrapped it was kind of like it was everything yeah and then when they hit up with like uh errol smith and did the walk this way wasn't it oh that was the run dmc yeah yeah yeah that was good that was good and stuff up like that no i love that. That was actually amazing. Run DMC was so ahead of their time, especially with the electric guitar incorporation in their songs. It was amazing.

Yeah, no, it is amazing to watch the chronology of rap and how it's evolved over time because it went from, you know, MCs having a good time, making silly, stupid rhymes. Like when rap first came out. Even rappers delight. Yeah. Well, there was a rap group called the Fat Boys. Yes, I love Fat Boys. Remember their movie? Yeah, the Disorderly.

The Orderly. The Orderly. I went to the theater to see it. Yeah. No, you didn't. I swear to God, I did. Yeah, no, I did. That was an awesome movie, though, man.

It was at the time. It was fun. But that's what rap was about. It was about being silly, about being funny. Then NWA and company came in and got real serious. Public Enemy. Oh, Public Enemy was great. Yeah, man.

Chuck D. He was mad all the time. Chuck D, man. Chuck D was pissed. Got real political. And then the 90s, the late 80ss early in the 90s of rap i just think we're so prolific like the verbiage that was used oh it's still i mean look uh that era you know talking about the really the dray era uh 92 when uh when dray dropped the chronic and and

kind of as he said rearrange the game uh and he did, as he said, rearranged the game. And he did. A lot of those things from that still are in the lexicon of today. Oh, yeah. Yeah, and probably always will be. I mean, look at Snoop Dogg, who at 19 was on that album, the Chronic. And all they talked about was killing people, smoking weed, and banging hoes. And now this dude is cooking with Martha Stewart you know what I mean I mean he's got um uh affirmations yeah no he's like

he's like an old school guru at this point somehow Olympics he's trying to be the man of the year god I love Snoop yeah because he did the Olympics he's got it for me i love you snoop snoop just like beat the game is just doing side quests oh yeah yeah no you're right he really is you're right about that he did man a long time ago he was getting like a million dollars a day at the olympics or something like that was he really yeah it was half a million dollars every day and he was only supposed to do the opening ceremony in the first day but because america and everybody like loved him so much that they offered him to just cover the

whole event. Yeah, because he is a funny commentator. He started doing those videos on YouTube, like animal things, and everybody loved it so much, and then that kind of launched itself. Him and Kevin Hart did an Olympics. Flavor Flav.

Flavor Flav. Flavor Flav. He did a lot for an Olympics. Well, Flavor Flav. That's pretty funny. Flavor Flav. Flavor Flav. Well, he did a lot for the Olympics. The women's polo, women's water polo. He had that little map on. He did, and he's sponsoring them now. He made sure that they were able to get there and have all their stuff. That's cool.

That's cool. Good for him. I love Flavor Flav. He's funny in reality shows. I mean, he's crazy. How's his fight with Red Lobster going? Like, he was trying to keep them going. I think think they did i think they actually pulled him out of the grease i think they did but i don't know for sure but i read something that i thought maybe they had

but you know i haven't been to red lobster in years you know but that's what happens when you give endless shrimp you know it's gonna break your company there's fat asses around don't do that there's a secret flavor flake menu I didn't know that oh yeah he had his own menu and everything menu yeah really yeah he was trying to leave the hype okay all right I don't see well meanwhile let's talk about this uh look if you have a relative that dies right and maybe you have siblings you have, and there's a home, there's possessions, there's things involved, there's heirlooms. Everybody's arguing over it. You don't know what to do, right? You're stuck in the middle. You don't want to be there.

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You and the wife did it. I got a U-Haul and just. That's how we did it this time. Me and the wife did it. We a u-haul and just that's how that's how we did it this time me and me and the wife did it we're just like i'm not calling anybody i'm tired of calling friends tired of calling family let's just load it up what the hell somebody's calling us okay i don't know what the hell's going on here how can this happen what's going on let's see hold on i don't even know if it'll answer. Hello? Hello? Hold on. You got to hit allow.

Oh, allow. Hold on. You got to allow everything. I got to allow. Hello? Somebody there? Well, that's crazy. Hold on.

Trying to answer you, but it's not coming through. Hello? That's hilarious, man. I don't know why that's working like that, but I'll have to find out. Somebody is trying to call to call though but that is awesome that that is our call thing okay yeah it shouldn't sound like caller whoever you are we appreciate we do appreciate your caller stay on the line no i'm kidding don't do that because it i don't even know how that even got through i think i think it is awesome but i think gunner must have we connected it, we were testing it last night because Joe Exotic is in prison, right? So he has to call by phone phone.

So we have this phone line that connects directly to our system, which is the call-in line. But it shouldn't come through here like that. It should only go through there. It would be wild if that happened. That is funny. I did too. I mean, I didn't know. I thought Gunner was pranking me. I didn't know. I thought Gunner was

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and unwind. Look, little a**'s playing in the grass. That's easy. Yeah, Joc. What do we have here? Mr. Crocodile. Just rolling around in the grass. This is the worst thing I've ever talked to.

What the hell is going on? What? Bro, stop calling. Hold on. I've got to stop everything, man. Everybody's going to start calling. Now everybody's going to start calling, man. You're calling about your home warranty.

You're extending your warranty. You sons of bitches. Stop it. You know what you're doing. They want to know who you voted for. Yeah, they're trying to do a survey. Either that or they're calling about the bears for, I don't know, the cops for bears or something. I don't know. And they're going to go, Mr. Beam, we'd like to talk to you about a bill that you owe.

Yeah. Oh, they're finally calling for jury duty. Beam, we'd like to talk to you about a bill that you owe. Yeah. Oh, they're finally calling for jury duty. Oh, that was a problem. Oh, yeah. Oh, we can get through. We're going to have to gut her. We're going to have to fix that. Seriously.

Gut her. He got you in the right camp. I don't know what's happening. I think we're being hostily taken over right now. I don't know what the hell's going on. Does anybody know what was going on? I guess I think we're being hostily taken over right now. I don't know what the hell's going on. Does anybody know what was going on? I guess I think it was Saturday. I was headed to Saline County to get to the break room. And I got up to about Colonel Glenn.

And you could see it in the distance. It was completely stopped. Completely, completely stopped. They had cars on the right side of the road backing up and then getting off the on-ramp. Does anybody know what happened? I mean, I'm assuming it was a wreck or something of some sort. And I've been perusing the Pulaski, Saline, Lone Oak, and Faulkner County 911 reports. But, like, Nathan, there's nothing.

So, if anybody knows what happened, I would like to know because I'm a nosy beaver. I don't know anything about that um what i do know and if you haven't reached out to us please uh do nicole mccoy be sure and email me patrick at patrick and the people.com you were the winner when we asked everyone to subscribe to youtube that day so you can come up here and you can pick from we've got t-shirts we've got uh shot glasses we've got all kinds of uh dark from day one swag bag we've got uh stays in vegas swag bags we've got man i've just got everything up here so you can come up here and pick from the vault and uh get something that uh you like out of there is it it? Well, that's cool. Nicole.

Yeah, well, be sure and tell Nicole. Congratulations. By the way, it is Veterans Day. Thank you for your service. Thank you very much. You may not know who some celebrities that served are. For example, Clint Eastwood. Yeah. Oh, we know.

Yeah, he was drafted into the Army during the Korean War. He served as a lifeguard. He was a lifeguard, man. That. Oh, yeah. He was drafted into the army during the Korean war. He served as a lifeguard. He was a lifeguard, man. That's kind of disappointing. I mean, it's tolerable. You'd think he'd be like on the front lines. Right. He was a lifeguard. I don't know if that was like at the pool or I assume it was, but Adam Driver, apparently

from Star Wars and many other things. In Arkansas. Adam Driver is? Mm-hmm. No, he's not. Yeah. Is. In Arkansas. Adam Driver is? No, he's not. Is he? Yeah. Are you sure? I'm going to Google it, but I'm fairly certain.

Because I didn't know that if he is. Adam Driver enlisted in the Marine Corps after September 11th. He was medically discharged after two years. He broke his sternum in a bike accident. Yeah. Mel Brooks was drafted during World War II. Wow, Mel Brooks is old AF. Ice-T, the rapper, hip-hop star.

Yeah, his real name, by the way, Tracy Lauren Merrow. Oh, I'm a liar. He's from California. Okay. I could have sworn he was from here. That's all right. It was a good effort. That's a good effort.

He enlisted in the Army out of high school and served for four years in the infantry. Nice tea. Chuck Norris. Yeah, he joined the Air Force in 58, was an air policeman in South Korea. Drew Carey, believe it or not. Wow. Yeah, comedian, Price is Right guy. He was in the Marines.

Marine Corps Reserves from 80 to 86. Mr. T. Yeah, you can see that. He was the guard he was in the guard team yeah baby uh tom selleck magnum yeah yeah he's one of those older guys you still dig you know there are some older guys that women love man yeah i mean laura fawns every time kevin costner comes on she'll be like oh and i'm like really this dude looks like a leather handbag now what are you looking at but she thinks he's you know hey uh jimmy hendrix yeah late music legend jimmy hendrix was enlisted in the army in 61 served inst Airborne. He was honorably discharged after he injured his ankle. So he went in. The King, Elvis Presley, he was drafted in 57 and he was discharged in 1960.

And then let's see, Jimmy Stewart, the late Jimmy Stewart. Yeah, he was real old though. But those are some of the celebrities who have served in the military and we do appreciate that and appreciate everybody's service. We're a very strong military supporting show here. We're very thankful for each and every one of you because we know we wouldn't be here

if you weren't willing to be there. Yes. And that matters a lot. Did you see that Drunk Encrypted's won? I did. They got a best podcast award what was it documentary podcast in arkansas that's awesome man that is great glad that they said documentary podcast because then we don't have to that's right we don't have to compete with them we're definitely not a documentary because i congrats i expect whatever this is next year we we we need to sweep year, we need to sweep this thing.

We got it. Yeah, so everybody be sure and tell everybody else. I'm still running into people every single day who are like, oh, you're back on? You got to tell everybody. I can't do it all. I'm trying to. We're trying.

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I told you it was coming. I told you that I wanted to have regular folks come in and be able to hang out and have fun and do this, man. It's cool. I mean, have you had a good time so far? I'm loving it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. This cat man right here. Uh, how old were you when you met me? Uh, 13, 13. Yeah. And so this is probably pretty cool to come in, hang out and do this, this is a full circle moment for me. Man, that's dope. And I'm glad it could be. And you know what?

There's some of you folks out there that would love to come in here, hang out with us, cut up with us. Maybe you think you're funny. We'll find out. Yeah, we'll find out. Or maybe you just want to do it. You know, why don't you go over to our website and do that? Also, while I'm talking about it, thinking about it, if you're an advertiser now is a great time to get on board. I'll promise you that because the deal is stupid. It's very cheap

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something like this if one of you call i'm gonna choke to choke your ass. Nice calling now. I was about to say, don't say that. It's going to rain. Nope. A big hard fuck drowned in some honey Why you laughing? Why you laughing? This shit ain't funny Nope It is not funny No, it's pretty bad, honestly Let's start here, man

You'd never expect to find it, but A severed arm and leg have been found By a horrified passerby in some bushes near a prison. Passerby. Passerby. Who's just passing by? The prison? I don't know. In the bushes.

The human remains spotted by a member of the public. This is in the UK, I believe. And it says the Metropolitan Police responded to concerned calls after the Grimm discovery. Officers arrived at 1240 p.m. lunchtime to find suspected human remains. They cordoned off the area while forensics teams were investigating. They have yet to confirm if they're human, but you can look at an arm and kind of know. I feel like I can probably identify it, you know. A spokesperson said, yeah, we put out a coordinate in place.

Forensic officers are examining it. Inquiries are ongoing. And we'll let you know more when we know more. Yeah, that sounds pretty bad, though, when you find that in the bushes. It's not a good place to dispose of the body parts, to be honest with you. All right, let's move on to this. An Illinois woman arrested and charged with murdering her husband, who is a judge. The Edward County Sheriff's Office responded to a house call at noon Tuesday

when they discovered a body outside the residence. The body was a judge, Michael Valentine, had been shot to death, arrested his 44-year-old wife, and took her into custody. Man, I guess she was judged during execution. I'm sorry. I shouldn't have done that. Anyway. All right. This is sad news. Cops had previously expressed concern. A body has been found in the search for a young woman after she disappeared last month. Her family have been informed. Uh, this is also in England, but she went missing October 23rd. Surrey police established an urgent appeal across the country to help find her.

Her photo was circulated. She was, uh, they, well, they had a couple couple reports that people had seen her, but they did not. They now confirmed the body was found in the River Thames. The woman yet to be identified, but a spokesperson did say that they had located a body. And, of course, it's a difficult time for the family. But they think probably that she had uh actually committed suicide so that's that's sad man that's sad uh a machete knife man hacked one man to death and injured two other people during a random attack at a busy market yesterday

well you don't expect to go to the store and get hacked to death you know where's the store because that might change where i might possibly expect to get hacked. Yeah, well, stalls were abandoned and shoppers ran in terror during Remembrance Sunday. Where is this? I must have all the England news today. Yeah, it's London. The attacker said to have

mental health problems. You don't say. Really? Really? The guy with the machete had mental health problems? No, come on. The attacker said one man suffered fatal wounds as he cried as he lay dying. I'm gone. It's the end of my life. And he died.

It literally was the end of his life. He called it. He called it. Yeah. Another man and woman suffered stab injuries before a hero fought off the attacker with a metal bar. Police arrived and arrested the man in his 60s on suspicion of murder and attempted murder. It's not suspicion. He had a machete.

People saw him hack people to death. It's not suspicion. We watched it. Due process, Patrick. Remember, due process. Innocent until proven. Yes, yes. No, due process. Innocent until proven. Yes, yes. No, you're right.

There was a guy running through the market with a huge knife attacking people at random. That's the owner of the fabric shop. Said he stabbed one guy in the stomach. There was blood everywhere. Says the guy fought the attacker off with a metal bar, saved lots of lives. That's about all that it says on that. What do you even do when that happens i mean i'm not even sure how are you supposed to react to you know seeing that

that's uh play out in a in a store you're in i mean i'm talking about ptsd yeah that might give it to you man just a little you know last time that i'm going in for the coupon day right no i'm not going to go get you your lady stuff like you see this guy like our neighbor just got hacked out like i'm not going to get your pink text if i go to the store we'll both be bleeding all right all right just have one of those in the wound it'll be fine hold on one second i don't like what just happened paywall it is a paywall isn't it damn it all right uh no well i wanted to tell you because it's hunting season and uh the headline is uh the two hunters got shot at the start of deer season by each other which is pretty amazing that two deer hunters are out there trying to get a deer and shoot each other, of all things, to shoot in the deer woods. I think probably you deserve

what you get in that case. All right, shoplifter. Let's talk about this one. A special police officer shot a shoplifter who was waving a knife during a confrontation near a convenience store in D.C. Sunday evening. About 7.45, officers came to a report of a shooting. When they arrived, they determined that a special police officer working in the area confronted a shoplifting suspect. During the confrontation, the shoplifter brandished a knife and charged the officer, which led him to fire his gun and shot him. The shoplifter was taken to a hospital with non-life-threatening injuries. So, hey, good for him because if you're coming at me with a knife and I shoot you,

I do plan to eliminate your breath. Yeah. Yeah, I will save your carbon footprint. A lot of work, I'll tell you that right now. I'm definitely not playing around about that business. If someone comes charging at you with a knife, Amanda, are you going to take them out? Absolutely.

Yeah, probably not going to try to, you know. No, I'm not going to try to just stop you or slow you down so that the authorities can come and do whatever. No, bro. Stop you. No, I don't want to stop you. No, I always think that's a bad idea. You know, I'll shoot them in the knee.

Okay, because that affects their stabbing hand. And then you're going to get sued after that probably. And don't forget that people on drugs don't respond the same way. So you get someone who's all jacked up on meth, you might shoot them a couple, three times, they'll still be coming for you, man. You can unload on them and they don't feel nothing. No, I watched a video one time when i was a kid they

were showing the dangers of pcp and the guy came out of the apartment building real big guy probably weighed 300 pounds but they shot him six times point blank before he stopped six times point blank with nine millimeter uh the sixth one he finally stopped was that in the head no no okay we're all in the chest center mass area all in the chest, center mass area. Yeah, no, they didn't dome him. I think they were trying to save him, but it didn't work out in the end. Alright, and an Amish boy.

Not an Amish boy. I feel bad for him already. Already. Already feel bad. He's churning butter. Can't watch TV. No porn. An Amish boy was fatally shot in western Pennsylvania hunting chipmunks with his friends over the weekend. Damn.

An 11-year-old shot in the head, actually, shortly before noon Saturday. He was taken to a hospital where police said he died on Sunday. Three Amish kids were out hunting when two of them tried to shoot a chipmunk with their BB guns. One of them fired a round from a.22 caliber.

Oh, okay. Fired again after he missed the first time, and after the final shot, they noticed the 11-year-old boy, and they flagged down an adult, but it was too late. So they don't even know how the.22 got there. They're supposed to be shooting BBs and pellets. What threw me off? I thought he got killed by a BB gun at first.

Well, yeah, I was thinking that, too. I was like, like man how close range were you on that what kind of bb is that and i've been shot by a lot of bb sounds suspicious fatal bb why are they hunting chipmunks what's the matter well that is a great question isn't it get enough meat off a chipmunk to eat i don don't know why they're hunting chipmunks. I think that's a fantastic question. Again, suspicious. Could have been hunting snipe, too. Yeah. Ever been snipe hunting?

Everybody's been snipe hunting in Arkansas, I'll tell you that. If you hadn't been snipe hunting, I wouldn't have asked someone to take you. If you hadn't been snipe hunting, you wouldn't have been in Arkansas. okay yeah charles manson i'll take you yeah charles manson here he'll take you uh yeah you want to go out in the woods with this guy for real yeah yeah no sure yeah you'll be all right as long as you're not in california you're fine yeah Get out in the woods. It'll be fine. Helter Skelter. It's fine. Alright, so what's the word of the day for you, man? What are you doing after this? What are you getting ready to head out and do? I'm getting ready to go back out on the road. Are you? And where are you heading next? Austin, Texas.

Austin, Texas, man. Have you been there before? As like to see family and stuff not but not performing okay so you're going to perform for the first time in austin you know what i just heard today is that is a more it is the now the rate of the most progressive city in america austin yeah their motto is keep austin weird which is my. Well, they are weird, definitely there. But it's a cool place, man. Yeah. You know, it's a cool city to go to and check out.

There's a lot of cool cities in Texas, actually. Houston's pretty cool. A lot of rich people there. A lot of rich athletes and rappers. Dallas is dope. I love to go to, or I don't know, I assume it's still there. Last I knew it was Dallas Alley, which is an area you can go and pay one fee. And it's like nine, 10 clubs, uh, you know, under one roof basically.

And I mean, when I say clubs, every kind of club, like the ones you see in the movies where it's like that dance music and it's all strobe lights and people in cages, all that. Yeah. That's all happening there in Dallas. Yes. Yeah. You, whatever you're looking for is there.

Is there, yeah. What's the rest of your day about then, Amanda? Getting ready to go to Nashville. Getting ready to go to Nashville to see your artist. Yeah. Yeah, that's all right. That's all right. You're driving or flying?

Driving. Driving, okay. All right, how about you, man? What's the rest of your day about? I got to go back to the freaking dentist today. Do you? I got to put a crown on now. Oh, well, the heart part work's done then. I know, about? I got to go back to the freaking dentist today. Do you? I got to put a crown on now. Oh, well, the heart part work's done then.

I know, but I still got to go, man. You don't like the dentist? My wife works there, man. Oh. His wife works there. Got to go to the dentist. That's why you don't like going? You're going to have to explain that a little bit more.

Yeah, because people are going to assume you don't like going because she's there. No, she's like the receptionist. If I need in or anything like that, she's like, I can get you in my book. Oh, that's awesome. That's good. She takes care of me. That's really awesome. She takes care of me.

Okay, well, it's good to have that. Yeah. Yes, yes. Okay. There's no fun stuff at the end of the day. That's not fun. No. Well, it is good to get the crown, though.

It's good to get it fixed and stuff, yes. Yeah, that's great. Yeah. It's great that you don't just have an open hole in your head, you know. It's positive for everybody, I think. My plan, hopefully, is to go out and do some real estate stuff. I had a good real estate weekend. I actually sold a couple houses, so it was great.

If you are looking for a home, you know, several people have messaged me about, since we talked about the home buying process, and that some of that information helped them. Look, don't hesitate to reach out to me. Call me. Text me. My number is out there. 501-575-5485. Yes, that is my number.

But if you have a real estate question, you're trying to buy a house, you're thinking about buying a house, or you want to sell a house, I do pretty great at that too. I'd love to help you out. So just reach out to me. Here's what you're not going to get. You're not going to get a jerk. You're not going to get somebody who doesn't care. I'm going to listen to what you want and help you find it. And that's what I tell people is don't ask me to find something because I will. If you tell me you want it, I'm going to go find it and get it. And I'm going to expect you to buy it when I do. That's how it works. So if you're serious about getting a house, saving some money and, you know, working with somebody fun and not boring that you can trust, then reach out to me. I'd love to help you out. It'd be awesome if I could. Always fun times with Patrick. Always good times. Well, ladies and gentlemen, as

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