Patrick and the People - 11/12/2024 Patrick and the People - LIVE!

Episode Date: December 2, 2024

Guests: Joshua Taylor, Rich Rockwell, and Dustyn Bundrick

you you you you you you You You Let's go. Good morning and welcome to Patrick and the People. It's the Tuesday edition. Hope that you're having a great damn day. What's up, everybody? Good morning. Yeah, let's introduce the cast here today. Who are the people? Well, to my left, you know him, the electrician deluxe.

Yes, sir. Dustin Bundrick. Bundy, how are you, buddy? I'm doing good. How are you doing this morning? Good, good. I'm doing great, man. And to my right here, the Bruce Buffer of Little Rock. Yes, sir. Good morning. Rich Rockwell. A lot of folks saw you in Cabot over the weekend I guess, right? Yeah, yeah. Sunday we had a lot of fun. Was in the commentary booth out there for the Cabot Turkey Bowl.

Yeah. It was a charity event that went to benefit Pathfinders Inc. of Cabot. Yeah, we had those guys in the studio Friday I guess, Thursday or Friday. Yeah. Real nice guys. They have a great turnout. Yeah, yeah. Great turnout. A lot of people recognize me from the show. A lot of fans of Patrick and the people. That is awesome.

That is awesome. Nice to get some recognition and meet some fans face to face. Yeah, man, it's always good to see them, isn't it? Yeah, yeah. And then to my right, right over here, joining us for the first time on the show is Josh Taylor. He's from AMC Mortgage. How are you doing, buddy? I'm doing good.

I've got to come and talk. Good morning. Thank you. I'm here. Yeah, yeah. And you'll have to stay on the mic just like, see how I am right here? Yes, sir. Just try to stay on it like that and it'll help out. So, yeah, it's going to be a great day today. A lot's going on.

And, man, I tell you what, yesterday, I don't know what's going on. I guess all the bugs are waking up or something. Oh, yeah? tell you what yesterday i don't know what's going on i guess all the bugs are waking up or something oh yeah because yeah because i keep seeing you know all the wasps are starting to act weird you know and uh so yesterday i'm sitting at a stoplight i was getting ready to show a house and um i was you know just spraying on a little cologne before you know because you meet people you don't want to stink or you know smell like Brushing up. Yeah. And so I'm spraying it on my neck, and I felt something kind of move. And I was just like, oh. Man, it was a giant wash. It was sitting on the back of my neck in the car.

I'm just driving. The windows are up. I don't know how the hell it got there, why it was there. But I was like, man, he was looking for the sweet spot. I found him just in time. He didn't get you, though? No. Thank God, man.

Man, you know, I've been stung many times. Never been stung on the neck that would suck yeah yeah i don't think especially right before you're supposed to meet somebody yeah no especially right before yeah no doubt about it man i don't know uh if you guys are this way but if i get stung and i have been many times but the first thing i am is mad yeah i don't know why i just react mad yeah just right off the bat, I'm pissed off. You? Mad?

Yeah, no, surprising, right? Surprising. Angry Patrick? Right? How much was the last time, Bundy, you got stung by something or bit? Really not too long ago. I found a yellow jacket's nest in the ground while I was mowing my yard. Oh, they got you?

Yeah, I ran right over them and a couple of them tagged me. Yeah, Laura got hit uh nine or eleven times when she did it man yeah it was crazy man they just came out of nowhere i'll tell you for the next three days i dedicated my life to destroying to destroying the police down it i set it on fire i did all you did everything yeah you went full nuclear option now that's the right answer that's the right answer uh rich ones last time you you were stung or bit knock on your ex knock on wood yeah right uh uh i've never been stung what i've never ever been stung by a bee by a wasp nothing scorpion nothing nothing wow nothing has ever stung me we gotta get something in here to sting man no doubt man i mean i feel like you need to go into a room of yellow jackets right i

just need to experience this and i I don't even understand, man. Do you stay inside forever? It's the voice, man. Oh, that's what it is. It wards them off. Like, get away! Yeah, no, they leave. Yeah, no.

Josh, what about you, man? Man, I've been stung by everything, from wasps. I had an eight-inch centipede bite me on the back of the head. Oh, wow. Hold on. Let's stop there. An eight-inch centipede? Where were you at?

I was camping down at Lake Catherine when I was a kid and picked up a log, and it was on the bottom's stop there. An eight-inch centipede, where were you at? I was camping down at Lake Catherine when I was a kid and picked up a log, and it was on the bottom of that log. I mean, it was biting me. It didn't sting me, but it dang sure made my skin crawl and scarred me. I bet it hurt. Yeah. Yeah, they got pretty big little jaws there, don't they? Yeah, I had to shake it off my hand.

It was hanging down. I did that once with a cat. Some bitch bit me and wouldn't let go and I found him and bam! You know, I was a dumb kid, man. There was two cats fighting. I was trying to stop them like you might a dog. They don't appreciate that. I'll tell you that right now. The worst beast thing I got was a red

wasp right in my cartilage of my ear. Oh my God, I bet that did hurt. It did. I've been stung by everything. Hornets, ground hornets, shell jackets. Yeah, I think I pretty much have been. I've never been stung by a scorpion. That is one thing. I've messed withung by everything. Hornets, ground hornets, yellow jackets. Yeah, I think I pretty much have been. No, I've never been stung by a scorpion. That is one thing. I've messed with a lot of them.

When I was a kid, we lived out at the end of Spring Hill Road in Bryant area. And it was nothing but clay and dirt, you know. And so we had a storm cellar, the old kind, you know, with the metal door. And then you have that stupid uh wall mounted metal ladder you climb down into it and uh man it was always uh full of uh you know spiders or uh scorpions thing yeah cave crickets and so my my dad and all his wisdom uh one of the chores me and my brother had was to clean it out. Really? You're going to sit down there?

Yeah, yeah. Get down there. There's a storm cellar full of dangerous insects and spiders, yeah. And so we would often catch them and make them fight, gladiator style. You put them in a jar and... Oh, yeah. We had little boxes and things. It was a regular event because you'd have like a big wolf spider

and uh like i remember uh one time we had a bucket we put a big wolf spider we put a lizard and a scorpion in at the same time like triple threat yeah well it's what we found in there that day you know and so we put them in and uh the spider just starts running around the side of the the bucket you know and the next thing in and the scorpion sit in the side of the bucket, you know, and the next thing, and the scorpion's in the middle, the lizard's just all by himself, like, not moving. He's like, no, I'm not here, you know, and so the spider's running everywhere,

the lizard's just frozen, and the scorpion's in the middle, and finally the spider just, boom, jumps on that scorpion, and I thought, oh, he got him. And now the scorpion, as soon as he landed, boom. Watch that big old spider's leg go. Yeah, man. Sounds like a National Geographic pay-per-view. It really should have been, man.

Sunday, Sunday, Sunday. Be there. One bug that won them all on our end was, it's like a, I guess a blister bug, we called it. It had a big horn on the front of its nose that would work up a ball of venom on his chest. Oh, really? It was the bug that defeated them all. Really?

Spiders, whatever. That was the one. That was the one. Really? It was like a beetle? No, it's got long legs, but it's got a horn that's probably an inch long off the front of its nose. Man, I have not seen one of those, and if I did, I might leave. I might leave if I saw it. I'll see if I can't Google it and show y'all. Yeah, man, I'm interested in that. I i have not seen one of those and if i did i might leave i might leave if i saw it if i can't google it and show y'all yeah man i i'm interested in that i've not run

into one of those i've run into some weird things that ain't one of them imagine finding that thing on your neck no i don't want to find that anywhere to be honest with you they're not six feet tall i know that's right all right let's get to uh those who have outrun the grim reaper ryan gosling you know i'm from what thebook and a million other things. But all the ladies love him. How old is Ryan Gosling, Rich? Oh, I don't know. What, mid-30s?

44. Oh, okay. Yeah. Anne Hathaway. You know her from a lot of things. How old is she at Bundy? I'll go with 42. Yeah, you're right.

That's spot on. 42 is right. Let's see. Megan Mullally from Will & Grace is 66. Let's see. Craig Parker from Lord of the Rings, 54. Tevin Campbell, the singer, is 48. Megadeth's David Elefson is 60.

Amarion is 40. Neil Young is still alive. Wow. That's the biggest surprise. Yeah, that is the biggest surprise. Neil Young is still alive. Wow. That's the biggest surprise. Yeah, that is the biggest surprise. Neil Young is still alive. He's 79.

Yeah, I didn't even know he was alive. Ice skater Tanya Harding, 54. She kind of had a second career as kind of a pop culture commentator on a lot of shows and stuff for a while. I don't know where she is now. Baseball champ Sammy sosa is 56 is he um is he still held in in pretty high esteem i know he was part of the the steroid era right yeah i mean besides that slap blemish of that but uh yeah i mean people love sammy sosa okay and they still love him oh yeah yeah all right all right well also i would be remiss if i did not give a very happy birthday 32nd birthday as a matter of fact to uh mattress actress jenna

sativa you i'm certain have seen her in uh stepsisters that scissor yeah happy birthday to her yeah happy birthday i said probably a great oh you missed that film oh i think it was nominated for an oscar well after it was announced that ticketmaster had suffered a hack that might have affected uh half a billion customers each and every one of those customers should have changed their passwords if you're one that hasn't might be time to reconsider it a report from business insider says some customers have been checking accounts and finding tickets that should be there missing, meaning someone busted into their account and transferred tickets that were supposed to be there away. Now, some customers have been able to wrangle through Ticketmaster's god-awful customer service and retrieve their tickets.

Others have not been so lucky. So maybe you should take a look at that. Is that recent that they just got hacked? Because there was just another one with them not too long, I want to say, you know, back what, earlier this year that they got hacked? I don't know. Maybe it is the same one. I'm not sure, to be honest with you. I don't have a Ticketmaster account. I don't even like them. Maybe we shouldn't be paying $200 tickets back no i know that's right that's just the fees yeah right uh let's see uh the election results for congress still rolling in uh it looks like gop just a few seats away from keeping control of the house actually i won last night or i saw

last night they'd had that i don't know if it's true but uh certainly then that would mean all three houses, you know, the House, the Senate, and the executive office would be under GOP control. Putting LED lights on the bottom of surfboards might deter attacks from a great white. According to a new Australian study, LED lights on seal-shaped decoys, they found it disrupted sharks from seeing the silhouette and reduced attack rates the sharks appear to rely on visual cues of a dark object against a lighter background so that kind of flips the script on it and they're thinking maybe uh i don't want to try that out personally you know and test that i'll let them test that theory uh let's see in tallahassee florida t-ain, honored in his hometown. I like T-Pain. On Sunday, the singer-songwriter, record producer, given the key to the city of Tallahassee,

Mayor John Daly, not the same as here, handed him the award and thanked him for his contributions to music and ongoing commitment to the community. Then they named a street after him. It's now T-Pain Lane. T-Pain Lane. That'd be a great place to live. Over a dozen monkeys still on the loose after escaping a research facility last week in South Carolina. We'll talk about that. There's about 43 monkeys. 30 have been recaptured. We'll talk about it. Hey, if you were thinking about maybe you still had a shot, well, probably you don't.

Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly expecting their first kid together. Megan Fox shared the news in a post yesterday in her announcement. She held her baby bump. Well, you know what they do. I mean, they do all that picture stuff. But this will be her fourth child. She had three kids with Brian Austin Green, and he escaped her. But apparently Machine Gun Kelly is not.

And the longer he's been with her, the more pink his outfits have gotten. I don't know what's going on there, but I have a feeling that sometimes their roles may change at night. I want to see the witch doctor that's going to deliver that baby. I know that's right. I know that's exactly right. Arguably, Buck Cherry's biggest album is getting a re-release in January

15, which was named for the number of days it took to record. Stayed on the Billboard charts for about 98 weeks. Included hits You Know, Crazy Bitch, Next to You, and Sorry. The release set for January 17th will mark the vinyl debut for the 20th anniversary release and have a bonus disc of material,

some acoustic versions, and some other stuff on there. Way to stay relevant. Yeah, no, you know, you got to do their thing, right? I haven't heard from them since that CD came out. Well, I mean, they've had a few hits, but, yeah, you know, sometimes a band can have one or two hits and, and really make it work. I mean, uh, Jimmy Buffett was a great example of that. Yeah.

You know, I mean, honestly, he, he had a couple of huge hits, you know, the, the biggest, of course, uh, Margaritaville, but what was the other one? Uh, that was a cheeseburger in paradise. It was pretty big. Now he he had other songs, too. But, man, he made a whole fortune off of that. And retired in the Bahamas in his bar. Yeah. Not a bad way to go.

No, he has a retirement place down in Florida, a community. It has the highest STD rate in the nation. Well, I mean, you ain't got a lot on your clock left. No, I don't think they care much, you know. I had a friend of ours that we knew, and I won't say where she worked, but she was talking about her dad, and she goes, you're not going to believe this story, you know, and I'm like, what? She goes, man, I took my dad to the doctor. He was having some problems and she said you know

he's 92 and he's in a retirement home yeah and she said yeah and the doctor came back and said okay so here's what it is uh your dad has a chlamydia and she was like oh my god are you kidding me he goes oh that's not the best part the best part is he's not sure who he got it from. 92. 92 knocking boots at the retirement center, man. Yeah, I mean, hey, listen, I guess if you're 92, you're like, hey, I don't have how many chances I got. I'm taking them, you know.

More than just them bingo balls floating around. I know that's right. I know that's right. After a bit of upheaval this week, there's been a shift in the NCAA football championship odds. Here's where things stand as we go into week 12. It looks like Ohio State, Oregon, and Texas, in that order, are predicted to possibly win the championship.

We played Texas this weekend. Do we? We played Texas? Yeah. It's not going to go well, Do we? We play Texas? Yeah. It's not going to go well, is it? No, it's not. No. You know, someone told me the other day that Pittman, that he's not going anywhere.

They're 100% committed to him. Have you heard that? Has anybody heard that? I haven't. Well, I actually heard some talks last night. I know this is just like Facebook talk, but of Urban Meyer, interest in Urban Meyer, trying to give him some Walmart chicken money. Urban Meyer, get him down here.

Don't mess around with me like that now. Urban Meyer's a real deal, man. He was awesome. I really don't. I haven't heard that, though. I'd be surprised if they keep him around. I mean, I would have fired him mid-last game. Yeah.

All right, in the middle of the game. I'd have walked out and handed him his stuff right there to get out. You know? Security! Come on, Petrino. I hate to see it. Come on, Petrino. Let's go.

You know, he loves the state. No, no. It's not about whether he's a nice guy or not. I'm not talking about, you know, who he is as a human being. He may be the greatest human being on the planet but i'm talking about how the team's doing and it looks like we suck ass according to my uh best review yeah yeah am i wrong no yeah not doing good no we're not doing doing as well as i think we we could be doing right and now i'm not saying listen i i'm not one of those people who believe

we should be in the hunt for a championship every year. We are in Arkansas. Right. Right. It's hard to out-compete and out-recruit some of the other things. Yeah. Right. Yeah.

Just give us a decent record, you know? Yeah. Let's see. More trouble has found Tampa Bay Rays shortstop Wander Franco. In the Dominican Republic, Franco was arrested after an altercation Sunday in the parking lot of an apartment complex where guns were drawn. Sources say Franco and an unnamed woman held for questioning another man taken into custody. Guns confiscated. Presumably one belonged to him.

The ballplayer was allegedly fighting with the other man over the woman's attention. Bad call. He's on administrative leave as he awaits trial for all kinds of things. Mike Tyson, sports commentator Wade Plemons, had posted on X a message from Mike Tyson to Jake Paul. Says he's one of the coldest I've ever heard. In the video, Tyson's watching a TV interview with Jake Paul in which Paul is asked if he has a message for Tyson.

Paul says, Mike, I love you, but this is my sport now. It's an honor to get in the ring with you but i'm going to take your throne brother uh to that tyson gives a cold ass stare at the camera laughs and said there's a fundamental difference between me and jake he's a manufactured killer television and papers made him a killer he's manufactured i'm a natural born killer that That's the difference. I saw that video of that interview on Facebook. Yeah, that is cold. I'm a natural born killer, but yeah, he is man. And I, man, I'm God, I hope this is real. God, I hope this is real, but I just want to see Jake just right across, just eat it. Just a man, just a straight uppercut, clacking them teeth together a little bit. Thin them down some, you know.

Friday's Purdue Boilermakers basketball game. The student section, known as the paint crew, voiced their displeasure over the 1-8 record of the school's team. During the game, a chant of, Fire Walters, directed at head coach Ryan Walters, broke out. Safe to assume the school not thrilled about it. On Sunday, an email blast went out to the members of the paint crew warning that section against negative chants towards the coach or Purdue.

The email mentioned the school's strong reputation and respect around basketball for having class. Then it went on to say, any chance slandering our coach or players won't be tolerated uh school says any student participating in such a chant will be removed and their membership to the paint crew will be revoked oh no well you wouldn't want to have your paint crew member i mean i say it ain't so that's his way that's a bridge too far isn't't it? And then this right here. Lil Wayne set to give his take.

He's going to join NFL Game Day Morning on the NFL Network. I like Lil Wayne. The Grammy-winning artist will join the talk show Sunday, November 17th as a weekly guest. He'll appear weekly for the rest of the NFL season alongside, yeah, Rich Eisen, Kurt Warner, Steve Mariucci, and Gerald McCoy, Lil Wayne and Abbott sports fan, Diehard Packers supporter. Yeah, it must be tough.

The rapper also no stranger to commenting on sports and made regular guest appearances on Fox Sports 1's Undisputed alongside Skip Bayless when Shannon Sharp left. The sports show also features Wayne's theme song to it as well. Yeah, no, that's dope. I like Lil Wayne. He's funny. He's got good takes.

He's a real sharp cat, actually. One thing interesting about him is he doesn't write anything down. Yeah, it's all up in the dome. Nothing down. Not a damn thing. It's all here. I feel like I'm the exact opposite. If I don't write Nothing down. Not a damn thing. It's all here. I feel like I'm the exact opposite. If I don't write it down...

Yeah. I need to write it down first at least. Yeah. That's impressive though that he has that ability. Alright, let's do something different. Attention station employees. Adderall is a controlled substance, but it definitely makes you better at your job, which can lead to promotion and making more money.

But don't do drugs. Thank you. All right. So, and I'm going to put this on the blog after the show. I'll get this up. But Tom Cruise back to doing what he does best, running, jumping, risking his life because he's insane. Probably the greatest stuntman to ever live if i were guessing at this point uh but the first trailer for mission impossible 8 which we now know is officially titled the final reckoning

set to land in theaters in may of next year and it looks like it's going to be the last i don't know yeah it looks like it's the last be the last oh yeah it looks like it's the last one allegedly yeah uh but at the and he's bringing everybody back bing rames as luther stickle simon pegs benji dunn hayley at will's grace uh and so they've got a new trailer and it looks uh as good as you can possibly expect it to look i mean i i like the mission impossible movies the first one's kind of lame it's okay but the rest of them are all amazing are you are you a fan um you know i haven't seen all of them i think i've seen the first two and maybe this is the latest one yeah now are you an action movie guy yeah yeah all right so what's what's the you know your a go-to action movie

for you oh man i know you love this one yeah. Hell yeah, the greatest action movie. Definitely greatest Christmas, maybe the greatest action movie. I was going to say, are we going to open up that discussion? No, there's no discussion. It is Christmas. Ho, ho, ho. I have a machine gun, too. How about you, man? Are you a fan of Mission Impossible?

Oh, yeah, yeah. I haven't seen them all, you know, here and there, but yeah. Yeah, yeah. Good franchise. What would you say your favorite, your go-to action movie might be man there's so many of them that are so good i mean die hard's good you know we talked about uh uh before the punisher you know oh yeah that's great that's great yeah you know what i just watched uh terminator 2. yeah man it's still good man damn it's still good the rambo franchise that's you know the last one was actually surprisingly

it was it really was man it's actually pretty good man you know it really was uh how about yourself josh uh do you like the mission impossible movies man i do i'm not the biggest fan of tom cruise i think he's all right but how old is he 75 and running and jumping off 60 something now or 60 i mean yeah and he's 43 and i couldn't do with it no no most people can't man i mean rubber bones or something yeah no i don't know what it is about the dude but favorite movie is jeremiah johnson i know that's not action but that's robert redford in the 70s oh okay in utah yeah the mountain man or he was by the civil war my mom really loved robert redford i mean i don't have a crush on him or anything.

I didn't know. I mean, if you like mustaches, that's cool. I mean, Rich has a great mustache. Let me just slide on over this way. Now, I don't know what you folks have been doing. Why do I feel like this is going to happen here or it has happened here? Why do I feel like this is going to happen here or it has happened here? But apparently less than two years after the company Chicken Soup for the Soul bought Redbox, and I didn't even know they bought Redbox.

Wow. Did anybody know this? No. No, it doesn't matter because the corporation declared bankruptcy. Now people are taking movies out of the mostly abandoned DVD kiosk across the country. Some with permission are taking the kiosk themselves, actually. Do you have a DVD player hooked up right now? No. No. Exactly. I don't know anybody that does. No. PlayStation or Xbox, I guess. But it says if you visited a CVS or Walmart since 2013, you've seen the big red box movie rental kiosk outside at least one of the

stores uh they contain movies and for a time video games that people could rent uh very successful for a long time but uh anyway I guess people are plundering them just breaking into them taking all the movies and stuff out when was the last time you saw Redbox? I mean, I've seen a few of them been closed down over the last month. It's just, you know, walking around stores like Walmart and stuff and they still have them up. I don't want to know where one is. I don't even want DVDs, but

I wanted to get them out now. I feel like I need to liberate those movies. There's one at the gas station on Bumby Ridge right next to Shannon Hills. Is that right? I'm pretty sure I still have a few Redbox movies from when they were in business. Yeah, I'm going to be honest. They're $500 for that.

Yeah. If it's over on Bimey Ridge, probably the meth has got to it. But I will take a look and see because I want to get in on one of these and see if I can get in there. That's interesting to me. You're going to load it up in the car, take it home? Man, I take it home man out of your own red box no i just don't want the movies i don't know why uh dwayne the rock johnson responding to rumors about his behavior on the set of his new movie red one uh an april 24th uh report uh said that the film ended up with a massive budget, $250 million, due to, quote, Johnson's chronic lateness as well as producers inexperience.

One source claimed he was as many as eight hours late to set, and the film had to be shot around his schedule, adding he missed entire days. It claimed he caused $50 million to be added to the budget. Another part of the report alleged he urinated in bottles on set. Well, The Rock finally addressed all those rumors. He said, yeah, I pee in a bottle. It happens. It does?

Why? There's no bathroom on the set? Why are you peeing in a bottle, Dwayne? What's going on there, man? You know, man? Really? About a piece late, he responded, yeah, that happens too, but not that amount, by the way. That was a bananas amount. That's crazy. The director said Dwayne never missed a day of work ever. Said he has a lot going on. He can be late sometimes, but such as Hollywood, that's the case with everybody. Honestly, I've made three big movies with him.

I've never seen him be anything but great to everybody on the set. Chris Evans said he was awesome to work with. As long as you're not a bottle. Yeah, apparently, as long as you're not a bottle. To empty, unassuming bottles, he's R. Kelly. Dan, why are you peeing in bottles? You've got to have a bathroom, man. Stay away from the Mountain Dew bottles if the rock is around.

Yeah, no doubt about it. Yeah, don't do that. And then finally, you'll love this. Somehow, Danny DeVito may not be able to beat Vin Diesel in a high-speed street race, but when it comes to being one of Hollywood's sexiest bald guys, the 4'10 New Jersey native beat him. Are you kidding me?

Really? Are you serious right now? Come on, man. Apparently, DeVito, who's 79, scored the number 6 slot of the top 10 rankings of the world's most bettable bald guys. You're going to tell me, who the wants to bang Danny DeVito. Raise your hand right now. If you thought about banging Danny DeVito, I just want you to go ahead and raise your hand. Yeah. Now, uh, hit yourself in the face. Okay. Because it's ridiculous. Um, yeah,

he's secure. Secure. The number six slot, the muscle bound muscle-bound Vin Diesel was number 10. Let's see. Guardians of the Galaxy. Okay, here it is. Here's the list. So number one of the most eligible bald dude, sexiest, Prince William. Really? Prince William.

Prince William. Prince William. Right. I think I like Danny DeVito better than Prince William. Yeah, no, definitely. Number two, Dwayne The Rock Johnson. He really? I guess because Prince William has more money than The Rock.

Yeah. That's the only reason. Maybe he doesn't pee in bottles. That could be. Maybe that was it. Shaquille O'Neal, Kelly Slater, Terry Crews, Danny DeVito, Samuel L. Jackson. DeVito above Jackson? Yeah.

Does that make sense to you? What is wrong with this world? Do you think more ladies would rather smash Danny DeVito than Samuel L. Jackson? Is this real life right now? No. I don't think so. I'm still sleeping. Stanley Tucci and Vin Diesel's number 10.

Where are you and Richland? We'll get it next year. Why did Bruce Willis not make that list? I mean, I know just because he's got dementia or Alzheimer's, whatever it is. I mean, he's still bangable, right? I mean, in theory. He's not going to remember it. No, he definitely won't remember it, that's for sure.

Yeah, you know, I'm thinking I may just go full head shave. I've been thinking about it this week. You should man just join the club. Just buzz it all the way. Yeah I mean I keep it low profile but yeah it would be easier to just do you use a right no you don't use a razor on your feet. Oh yeah I mean I use an electric razor like right right you know you don't I don't yeah I don't go you know yeah straight razor I think I'm gonna get a straight razor and go telly savalas on that shit nice

go jack man just completely co-jack that all right let's do something a little different and now another first world problem oh I broke my chip in the dip use another one to scoop it out oh I broke that one too. That sucks. I know. Damn it. I'm going home. Nick says, by the way, that Urban Meyer isn't coming to Arkansas.

He says he doesn't want the Florida gig. He definitely doesn't want the Arkansas job. You know, I would have said that about, well, what's in the guy uh john calipari too right if you'd asked me if john calipari would come to arkansas i said man you're out of your rabbit ass mind we can be hopeful somebody on facebook wants to know with the list of bald guys if you would go higher or i would on the list oh no you'd definitely be above me brother brother. Yeah, no, you'd definitely be better than me. Little Doggie said, a great action movie is Crank. Man, that is a great movie.

Yeah, with Jason Statham, the second one's funny, too. It's just a weird-ass movie, but, man, it is frenetic. It's fun. It's interesting. Yeah, that's one of my favorite Statham movies. But I like Jason Statham. He's a fun actor to me. The Expendables was a good series, too. Yeah, that is a good series. It was.atham he's a fun actor to me you know expendables was a good series too yeah that is a good series a lot of fun you know they don't take themselves

too seriously and and that's always good uh so yeah i like that hey i want to mention to you uh if you're not following uh my selene and you live in sling county you should be uh my selene it's a the online publication has been around forever, mycelene.com. Shelly over there is great people, but if you're looking at news and stuff, but now they carry all of our calendar over on Mycelene. They're publishing that so you can see who our guests are that are upcoming on the show. She's putting the schedule out there for us. So, you know, go over there and give her a like or a follow, you know, whether it's on Facebook or you just go to myslein.com and get over there.

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Short bed, long bed? Short bed. Yeah. $400. Really? Yeah, $400. Wow, man. Was it running when you bought it?

Oh, yeah. That's crazy. Not great, but it ran. The fact that it ran and it was $400? Yeah. you can't get a door for that for $400 now. What are you talking about, man? What about you, Rich? What's the best car, favorite car you ever had? Favorite car I ever had was recently, actually.

It was a Cadillac CTS. Oh, hell yeah. It was kind of a blessing that I got it. I was involved in an accident prior to it. My car was totaled out. Walked into the dealership, said, you know, hey, this is what I got to work with for a down payment. My car was just destroyed. What can I get?

And they were like, well, with your credit, we can only get you into a Cadillac. I was like, oh, only a Cadillac. Yeah, no, I understand. I'll have to suffer through it. Yeah, I'll just, I'll deal. But favorite car of all time? Nissan Datsun 280 280zx man that is oh yeah i've never had one i've always wanted one oh yeah they are dope oh yeah they were they were they were a lot of fun josh best car you ever had my first vehicle was a 78 f-150 xlt four-wheel drive yeah granulo four-speed, 400 modified. Yes, sir. Red and white stripe? No, it was metallic brown and vanilla.

Okay, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I bought it with my own money for $1,500 when I was 16. Okay. From a friend, and that was the first clutch plate ever replaced because I was an idiot kid. Yeah, yeah. Well, back then, you know, you had to do a little work on your own car if you wanted to keep it going, you know, because it was just the way it was. Right.

Yeah. I like a lot of the cars I've had. My Vette was actually my favorite. Yeah, the little Vette. But sentimentally. Oh, man, that car's so fast, man. But sentimentally, my 1980 Z28. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, it was fully loaded. T-ttops the hood scoop i mean they had it all man it was so badass nice had a bad electrical harness and my dad was like it cost more than the car to replace it i'm like i don't give a shit he's like yeah but i'm paying for it it's all right it has the rattles doors oh no it was it was around yeah yeah they were man and i was mad because i had to take the Chevelle. How stupid was I? Yeah, that's just how it is. My first car ever was a 1990 Ford Escort.

Oh, my God, a Ford Escort. Yeah, baby. I put duct tape racing stripes on it. It actually improved the looks of the car. Wow. Well, yeah. Did it? Yeah, it did. No, I'm sure it did. It was like the looks of the car. Wow. Well, yeah. It did it? Yeah, it did.

Seriously. No, I'm sure it did. It was like, oh, okay. You know what? Get old. Yeah. Before I had the vehicle I'm driving now, I had a GMC Terrain, and I put a hood scoop on it.

One of those that you put just so you know, you order and you just put on yourself. Right, right. I just had so much estrogen in it, it looked like. I was like, man, I got to do something to this thing, man. So we used to joke, we called it the TT, the turbo terrain. My escort used to have automatic trash dispensers in the back. Yeah. Two holes through the back floorboard.

Oh, that's great. Yeah, remember those days where you had holes in your floorboard? Oh, my God, yeah. back floorboard oh that's great yeah remember those days we had holes in your floorboard oh my god yeah i've seen street below my feet before when i was driving at it a 76 monte carlo like that where part of it was rusted out and you always worried if your foot slipped there you were in big trouble you know i had to have a rope tied from the hatchback to the little shifter because every time i went over train tracks the hatch would just pop up on its own. It was a great first car, man. That is great. Character.

Yeah, absolutely. We made it through a lot. You can see that. All the kids now have new cars. I've seen a kid driving a Land Rover. Oh, man. It's just like, yeah, I know, I know. I drove that car all the way until I was driving it,

and it would just jerk. I'd be going down the road, and it'd be like, er, er, er, er. And I finally took it to a mechanic he said you have three mild oil leaks and a gas line leak you need to take that thing to the graveyard well is it still safe to drive yeah no i had an rx7 like that man that uh damn that was at the gray ghost uh little 84 rx7 83 84 little uh little bitty body but man they had those rotary engines and there's no top end right a rotary engine they'll just keep going and man i had so much fun driving that car uh and then

it you know but it was a rotary a winkle design engine and uh once the compression's gone it's over the compression yeah it started getting less and less uh the performance started getting worse and worse i thought i'll just get some injector problems or something. They said, nah, your compression's gone. I was like, damn. Yeah. And they got rid of lots of great vehicles that, uh, apparently in my life just went wrong.

You know, all the good ones are gone. All right. Uh, let's, uh, let's talk about something else here. Uh, hold on one second. Yeah. This is a right here in Arkansas area. Hold on one second. Yeah, this is right here in the Arkansas area.

An Arkansas man cited after he allegedly killed a 15-point buck illegally in his home state, then entered the deer into a competition in Louisiana. Yeah, that's smart. Good idea, man. Andrew Reels. He's 27. He's from CrossFit. He was cited for hunting contest fraud and violating interstate commerce regulations in louisiana uh he's accused of killing the buck in arkansas

during illegal hours then entered it into the simmons sporting's good big buck contest in bastrop that's the same it was the same day bast. Bastrop is Northern Louisiana near the Arkansas border. The contest remains ongoing and continues throughout the season. Prizes include the chance to win a 10 grand shopping spree, a Can-Am four-wheeler. In addition to Louisiana charges, Arkansas agents charged him with illegal hunting, which can be,

you know, pretty bad, but 15 point buck wow damn i might illegally shoot that if it's in my yard i mean i damn that's a big buck isn't it right yeah but those deer those buck contests are no joke yeah they really they will interrogate you oh yeah i'll get out yeah well because you'll go on like the hall of fame and stuff well and you saw the prizes again you know ten thousand dollars like it does get into fraud you know yeah uh what's the biggest buck you've ever seen you ever seen one bigger than 15 point because i don't even know if i've seen a 15 i've seen a 12 no not in person 12 is

the biggest i've seen yeah that's probably maybe 12 with a downtime yeah me too me too okay uh well let's talk about then uh speaking of animals, South Carolina authorities, and I mentioned weighed between six and seven pounds, broke free from their enclosures, prompting a full-scale response from law enforcement. They advised residents to lock their doors and windows, stressing the potential for the primates to wander into populated areas. Multiple officers are currently collaborating with personnel. They've got thermal imaging. They've got food-based lures trying to recapture them.

They warned that additional noise or movement could hinder the capture. They requested residents report sightings calling 911. Don't approach them. Yeah, you know, even five or six pounds, man, a monkey will mess your ass up. Don't mess with them. They're wild.

Yeah, it's going to grab a little dog or cat or something they might hump it yeah i mean i don't think it's gonna kill it but it might eat it i mean monkeys they're carnivores too well i guess they are aren't they they eat little or they eat smaller monkeys i thought and i'm not the only one that thought of uh what was it plenty of the apes when the monkeys oh yeah oh yeah yeah i didn't know they were eight pounds i was thinking chimpanzees yeah no boy you got 40 chimpanzees you better lock the door right you better believe in guarded man if you watch that chimp crazy which is the new documentary man just listening to the 9-1-1 call that one it was it was one like the worst maybe call I've ever listened to as far as that kind goes because the lady's – her own chimp just killed her friend basically.

Just ate her face off. And, yeah. And it was just the craziest 911 call because you're listening – the lady's crying. This is called what? Chimp Crazy. And it's on what? Netflix. Yeah, it's a docuseries.

Yeah, it's a docuseries. Same – the guy who made Tiger King. Chimp Crazy. And it's on what? Netflix. Yeah, it's a docu-series. Yeah, it's a docu-series. Same guy who made Tiger King. Speaking of that, we are talking to Tiger King. Yeah, I've had a lot of people asking about that. No, no, for real. He's in prison, and we are interviewing him from prison this week. Nice. And so we'll talk to him about his new initiative to get out.

He is scheduled to be out in May anyway and we'll talk to him about his new wedding that's coming up his engagement oh yeah that's right he's engaged now so lots to talk about with the Tiger King should be really interesting we'll also be interviewing this week Jason Gann from Wilfred that's gonna be. That's going to be super cool. Yeah, man. I'm excited about it. He's Australian. Now, is he coming in? No, I'm going to Zoom with him. Yeah, he's in Australia, actually.

I got you. Yeah. So that's cool, though, that we're able to do that. Yeah, it's super cool. Yeah. And then Sean Baker, who is a big-time influencer. But, yeah, man, how crazy is it with the you know 40 monkeys escape i mean you had one job keep the monkeys in you know how do you look 40 of them how do you let 40 of them

escape man so i would imagine uh more to it than that yeah well i said that none of them were uh they were pre-test monkeys so none of them were carrying any kind of disease or anything well that's good yeah it wasn't like woohan they weren't woohan monkeys yeah baby the woohan all right let's do something different attention station employees adderall is a controlled substance no Mm-mm. Nope. Thanksgiving is supposed to be like this May I have more stuffing? Pass the cranberry please Mmm, good job honey But since the whole family's assembled, it's also a good time to drop bombshells I'm gay We're pregnant With a black baby

Your father is leaving us Is he cancer? No, I've got another family Yikes Looks like it's a good time for another shot of fireball Then the next day at 6am, everyone goes to the mall to wrestle other white people for bargains. Back away from the scarf. You want a piece of me?

This has been Thanksgiving for Dummies. That's pretty great. Yeah, I like that one. I like that. Speaking of Thanksgiving, when it comes to gathering around the table, most people think about seating arrangements and the turkey,

but what about the conversation? Though discussion about thankfulness or encouraged or certain topics, of course they say, should be left off the table. Now, this comes courtesy of some etiquette coach. So do you agree that politics should not be discussed at Thanksgiving? My family's open about everything. Are they? They talk about everything.

Do they fight? Do they argue? No, we're all pretty much on the same page. Oh, you are? We're all raised old school, I guess. No, I got you. Yeah, no, I understand. Talk about politics at Thanksgiving.

Take care of it at Festivus. Yeah, okay. All right. It says you shouldn't be talking about people's weight at Thanksgiving. No, it's probably not good to go, hey, look, Aunt Judy, you got a lot fatter, ain't you? Do you really need that extra spoonful of stuffing? No. Money?

Yeah, why would you talk about money at Thanksgiving? Family planning. And then, what does it say? Oh, yeah, family planning. That's it. Those are the top things. Yeah, those are the top things you're not supposed to discuss yeah i think you know my family's like yours uh there really wasn't anything off the table for discussion oh we like to stir stuff up too though yeah one cousin that's

kind of a little off you're going to pick on him yeah yeah no that's that's that's how you do it in real life yeah skin you got to have tough skin to get along you know you do around how you do it in real life. Tough skin. You've got to have tough skin to get along. You know, around here you do. That's for damn sure. All right, but fewer Americans are celebrating holiday events. 39% of Americans said this is their busiest holiday season yet. A survey of 2,000 adults looked at how people's social calendars have evolved, although a lot of people are busier than ever. It says Americans are slowing down compared to the last holiday season.

Respondents will attend three gatherings this year, down from five. Those surveyed are comfortable with this change, as only 36% wish they were attending more gatherings, compared to 62% who wished for the same last year. Well, I think we're out of the woods of the COVID and all that, whatever it was. And so, yeah, I mean, nobody wants to travel more than they have to. You know, you can come to my house now. I'm not dying.

You're not dying. Get your ass on the road and you come here. This was conducted by Talker Research, and the survey found a third of Americans feel like they've been waiting a long time for the holidays this year. Looking at what they'll be spending their time doing, the most popular gatherings, Thanksgiving dinner, Christmas dinner, and Christmas parties. Fewer respondents will attend New Year's parties and Friendsgiving dinners, and even fewer will attend New Year's parties. Yeah, so 36% versus 54% last year.

Now, of all the gatherings they're attending, those surveyed were most excited about Thanksgiving dinner. Is that the best holiday to you? Yeah, for sure. I mean, all you do is cook food and come over and bullshit. Like, it's no more than your really. Football? Yeah, yeah. Football, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. What about you? You like Thanksgiving the best? I mean, yeah. I think it's just because it's like, it's the official kickoff. You know? Yeah. You know that it's holiday time when it's Thanksgiving.

So not trick-or-treating. That is not kickoff time. No. Okay. All right. All right. so not not trick-or-treating that is not kickoff town okay all right all right uh what what's the do any of you travel uh anywhere for thanksgiving i won't be this year i think we'll be in conway for most of it yeah now where might you travel otherwise um i used to have some family lived in mountain home okay okay so just up the road a little bit yeah yeah okay how about you do you do

any traveling during the holiday not out of state but no there's a few different events that i go to just family yeah just family you know uh yeah okay clinton area and then yeah clinton area yeah that's growing isn't it yeah there's a lot going on up there man hi kid well i'll go down to my brother's property outside of malvern oh outside of malvern the big trip to malvern well he's got like 160 acre mountaintop so all the family goes there and yeah we do the same thing for christmas and if you got 160 acres in malvern you practically own malvern what about you you traveling anywhere no man you know i i don't uh everybody for the most part's here, but I may at Christmas, you know, my brother and my mom moved up to, uh, the Rogers area. So I might go up there for Christmas, uh, and, and check it out and see what's going on up there. Um, you know,

I like going up there and seeing how much it's grown. Right. Yeah. Yeah. It's pretty wild. Uh, when you look at it, just how far that, that's come over the past 20 years. It's one of the fastest growing areas in the South. Yeah because walmart requires all of their uh any business of walmart they've got to have an office up there so it just really oh okay so in other words if you're doing business walmart if you're a vendor if you have product in the store whatever it may be you have to have an office within so many miles of walmart really? I didn't know that. So it forces them to do business locally. Absolutely.

That's wild. That's a pretty interesting thing. Yeah. Well, you always hear how they run out local business, right? That's what they used to say. You bring in Walmart, you run all the mom and pops off. Do you miss them, by the way? Do you miss the mom and pops?

Do you think about them every day? miss fred's do you anyway go ahead well i was gonna say you must have some snow up there because it actually snows northwest arkansas like yeah no i i lived in i lived in harrison for a couple years i didn't like it but i did and uh it snowed there a lot it was very pretty there very pretty yeah i'm'm good i'm never seeing snow again for as long as i live yeah i would be what now you know what i missed as far as walmart 24 hours yeah after covid they just never brought that back it's like man no they they saw an opportunity to they did the money yeah they did the numbers but but yes, I'm the same way because, man, there was nothing better than to do my grocery shopping about two in the morning. Nobody's there.

You can go through the aisles. You didn't have any problem. But again, they were staying open for me. You know, I mean, nobody else is really there except the people stocking. I finally realized the other day I hit that age with the self-checkouts that I actually looked to the cashier and was like we used to pay you to do this for me yeah yeah it was a mess i went grocery shopping at a store and the automatic checkout thing like i was scanning the items and then in the middle of it it tells me that i have too many items on the belt i need to go bag up my stuff before they'll let me ring oh really and i was like what

is this where did this step come into play at wow um yeah uh have you seen the self checkouts at the circle k yet yes no yeah man that's a trip at the gas station yes yes when you walk up to the teller looks at you like you're an idiot because you're like what yeah yeah standing right why am i checking myself you have nothing else to do i uh before i i quit smoking i um i went to a circle k and they had uh the self-checkout you know and so i walked in and i'm looking for there's no nobody working the counter i'm looking you know uh i guess that maybe they're in the walk-in maybe they're taking a dump i i don't know what's going on but i assume they're like well you got self-checkout work it out so i was like well okay i put my coffee on the thing because it's got a little uh like a weight thing and a little scan thing right yeah and you just put your stuff on there so i put the the coffee

and the snack on there and i'm like well i guess i'll just go around and grab my own pack, you know, and I put it on there. It rang up. Oh, no kidding. It did not ring up for the price. I thought it should have rung up a lot cheaper and I did not correct. That's why I will not complain about the self checkout because, um, I just have a little tax I like to put on them every time. You're the taxer, tax I like to put on them every time. No, you're the taxer, huh? Okay. Okay. It's you. You're the one that caused them to start getting rid of those, huh?

It's just a fee for my services. Well, apparently, you know, that was a big problem for them is that, uh, when they started having everybody check their own stuff out, everybody started taxing them, you know, as, as you say, and, and started taking an extra item or two going well you know and uh they were losing their ass yeah over it you know which is i mean i guess that's just human nature but i you know i was a little surprised and i don't know why that people were just that it was that much right because you know they're stolen from all the time anyway you know loss is the the biggest um theft is the the biggest cost

in retail right by far and away you know and so for that to jump that much just because you're doing self-checkout i was like wow right they're gonna bring back people they're gonna give them a job and benefit yeah and put up with their shit. It'd probably be cheaper. And so now it's cheaper. Yeah, that's what I was going to say. It was cheaper than the loss. Have you seen the videos of where they actually weigh the meat versus what's on the label? Where it says you're getting like a pound and a half of chicken and they actually weigh it.

It's like 0.12 pounds. No. No, really? Seriously. Yeah. There's a wealth of videos online. They inflate the weight of the meat. It's like a foot long. I haven't taken a scale to a grocery store, but the videos are compelling.

I mean, it is. If I'm being honest, and really, if you stop and think about it, I mean, probably most butchers, I'm guessing, are guys, right? Would you agree with that? Yeah. Probably most butchers are guys, right? I mean, it's 2024. I don't know.

Well, I'm just saying most are probably guys guys and we've been trained from a young age to lie about meat size so i just i mean it may just be habit bro i don't know i'm just saying i don't know now that's that's i did not know that i've never uh that's that's something that's been in the news or been on viral videos viral videos maybe it's just. Maybe it's just bull crap videos I've seen. Well, a lot of videos are crap, but it is interesting when you see things like that. And I have learned things that were actually real on TikTok and went, wow, that's crazy. And I wonder if it's the styrofoam plus that wet feel underneath it that's added to the weight. We call that baggy weight.

Baggy weight is what we used to call it. Bag weight? Yeah, bag weight. I know what bag weight is. Baggy weight is what we used to call it. Bag weight? Yeah, yeah, bag weight. I know what bag weight is. It's like a misfit youth. Yeah, you got to get your scales right. Make sure you don't have the bag weight in there. Otherwise, you rip yourself off, right?

Robbie on Facebook says the only time he does self-checkouts is when he sees himself in a mirror. Oh, is that right? Good for you, Robbie. Yeah, that's great that's great uh this is the uh little dog he said i saw a deer once whose head looked like the name of a death metal band it was almost as big as a horse wow yeah that's that's a that's a damn big animal man i'll tell you speaking of that i was watching a video online in Canada and one of those meese, you know, the moose.

The meese? The meese. Is that the plural? Yeah, the meese. The meese. One of the meese came up to a car and I was like, holy son of a pitch, they're big, man. They're huge. I mean, like the legs, the bottom of their body was over the top of the car.

I mean, the legs were taller than the car. And I'm like, if I saw, that looks like something out of Jurassic Park. They're like Clydesdales. Yeah, man. Massive, massive animals. And I don't think they like you playing with them. No. No.

You know, up in Montana, you probably see all the other stuff, right? I saw a ton of moose. There's a mom and a couple of babies that hang out right there in town so everybody's got to be extra aware of where they're at and yeah but you don't just walk up and try to catch a selfie with it do you i mean some tourists might we definitely have to yell at tourists all the time do you tell them to do that do you do people yell at them oh yeah oh yeah for sure for sure they'll trample you won't they yeah yeah they'll they'll stomp you to death why so why do they yell at them why Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, for sure. They'll trample you, won't they? Yeah, yeah. They'll stomp you to death.

So why do they yell at them? Why don't they just let them get stomped to death? Yeah. Maybe they should. Darwin is the works. You probably kill the mom moose and the fawns or whatever. Oh, yeah, so we want to save the animal. You're right.

Yeah, no, that's fair. That's fair. But you always see it online, you know, these dumbasses trying to take selfies, getting out of the car with bears or elks or. The bison. Oh, yeah, bison. Do you know how big that thing is? They're huge.

Oh, my God. Are you kidding? It's got horns. It's big. It's not happy to see you. It's not your friend. Y'all ever gone to one of those like drive-through safari things you know where the animals come right up to your car no but i'll be honest i haven't and those

things terrify me like you roll down the window and have to feed something like it's usually like a big pissed off bird it's like or get out of your hand yeah you see all the kids they open it and the camels stick their head in the sardine or whatever but i don't want any animal sticking its head in my car. There was one I saw yesterday of a video on Facebook of somebody going through one of those and an elephant comes right up to the car and just sits down right on the hood. Wow.

Tell that to your intro. The craziest one I saw was the lady who, and she was stupid. I mean, and again, Darwin does what darwin does but if you're at a drive-through safari and you're in the area where the lions are probably don't get out of the car probably don't but they decided to run a chinese fire drill you know where you were you know you

changed the driver and the passenger right and um well she got out of the car, she didn't make it five feet. And the lion, whoop, took her off. Oh, no. I thought her and her husband were fighting and she got out of the car. Maybe that's what it was. Maybe that was. Yeah, lion let her up. Yeah, you let me out of this car, okay?

Bye. Lion said, I got you. Yeah. You let me take care of you. Yeah. I wonder if you're able to claim easily life insurance in that situation, man. You know,

you don't really even have a body to produce. And maybe, I don't know. We're going to have to wait to this line. Poops. Sure. The weight matches up. Yeah.

At least it was a lion and not a bear. Let's say the bear will eat you while you're alive. At least that cat will kill you. Yeah, that's true. They don't like to play with their food, do they? After it's dead. Yeah, but the bear, you say it'll eat you alive. The bear will just hold you down and start biting chunks of it.

That sounds bad. That sounds rough. That's a rough way to die. That doesn't sound good. Yeah, no, I remember the grizzly man, the guy who lived with the grizzlies for several years. But they ate him. Oh, yeah, no, they ate him.

That's how all those stories end up. He's like, I'm peaceful. We're friends. Yeah, no, you're not. No. I mean, you are until they're a bear, you know, and they're like, yeah, no, I'm going to eat you. Yeah, that's just how they are.

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dollars administrative fee for veterans we waive that thousand dollars and we waive their appraisal fee versus bonders we give them a five hundred 500 credit to kind of knock down yeah some of the cost but at the end of the day you're buying from a person you know we're people helping people yeah and so most of your mortgage companies and banks are going to have really similar products but it's about the person that's helping you walk through it yeah and i tell you what uh you know you're pretty uh you know chill you're pretty laid back you know you talk to a lot of uh mortgage people and they seem like they're just you know everybody's a number you know, chill and you're pretty laid back. You know, you talk to a lot of, uh, mortgage people and they seem like they're just, you know, everybody's a number, you know? Well, and I don't do like a, I don't have a PDF saved on my computer where I send somebody a

template. It's on a case by case basis when you ask for documents or whatever, but everybody's different or the needs are different. I mean, you just, it's not a one size fits all. Yeah. What, what if somebody says, Hey, I don't even know if I've got the right kind of credit to get financed. What do you say to people like that? If somebody, whenever I'm talking to someone on that initial conversation, it's, if they don't know what their credit score is, I'll have them download an app or they can go and get their free credit report from one of the agencies.

But an app will typically tell you you're like a credit wise, credit karma, um, credit sesame. They'll tell you your FICO. And so I have them download that first because if i do a hard pull it's 15 points and so this way they can do that not affect their credit and then they tell me it's you know kind of in margin to make it work then we'll go ahead and really put it together but i don't want to just have a random let me pull your credit and see what it is unless it's the last resort okay all right good answer good answer well uh josh taylor if you need him

uh josh how do they get a hold of you what's the easiest way i would say probably call me you know my cell phone's 501-351-2579 and that's on my hip at all times all right like you referred somebody to me last weekend and i was in the literally in the national forest deer hunting and i was like hey i can't talk but i can text yeah no that's great that's great uh so if you uh need a mortgage guy maybe give josh an opportunity all right uh let's do this this is the segment I mentioned yesterday, Christmas album coming. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Fresh on the heels of my Grammy nomination, I'm going to do a Christmas album, too.

So most people enjoy a nice adult beverage from time to time, but there is an age where maybe you should consider giving up alcohol for good, at least according to these scientists. The Complete Guide to Memory, the science of strengthening your mind. It's Dr. Richard Ristak identifies alcohol as a very, very weak neurotoxin, not good for nerve cells. He said from the age of 65, bodies have less neurons than before. He said that's the time when people should significantly decrease their alcohol consumption with the goal of eliminating it by the time they hit 70. about 65 start tapering it down and be done by 70 and you you'll be all right i guess according to them are you trying to live another 40 years that's a good point man i mean honestly you know how long do you want to live i'd say 75 80 i'm

good with that you know i yeah you know get me to 85, 90, I'm probably all right. Anything longer, I'm going to be bored. Yeah, maybe have a bunch of STDs. You never know. No, you never know. We did learn that earlier, didn't we? There are tons of people with tons of theories on what or who will lead to the end of the world. For some, it might be a dictator.

For others, climate. Not Johnny Turnip. Oh, no. For Johnny Turnip, it's leprechauns. He calls them the real enemy. Turnip says leprechauns have been using world leaders and royalty as puppets for their own diabolical schemes for generations. He said he sees their grubby little sausage fingers all over the U.S. election. He said these gold-hungry, shamrock-obsrock obsessed stovepipe wearing alcoholic little pygmies are a

big problem and i guess consider yourself warned this guy really thinks that the leprechaun apocalypse is coming oh this is a real person this is a real person man he did put the bowl down no no he's way past the bowl. He's into something that grows under cow patties. I promise you that. He's been up for a week. Yeah, maybe so. That's right.

That's right. In Russia, a prankster wanted to show teachers how deeply they'd fallen into the government's propaganda machine. the activist trickster Vladislav Bokan was able to convince teachers that it was in their best interest to wear tinfoil hats in the classroom to protect them and the students from radiation from NATO satellites. The teachers did it. They were told they were to take part in a large-scale patriotic event for which the tinfoil hats were a must to protect their minds from transmission of Western ideas. Wow, that is special right there. That's a pretty good prank. That's some Borat-level stuff right there, isn't it?

Drinking the Kool-Aid. Yeah, no doubt. Bob is a koi fish that appears to have a human-like face, thanks to black markings on his head that resemble human eyes, a nose, and a mouth. Malcolm Pawson, he bought Bob three years ago as a typical coy. He was white and orange. He noticed unusual markings develop over time due to whatever the reasons are. He said,

my friends and family love him. My daughter's friends always come and ask to feed him. Even passerby stopped. Look, when his gates open, he's gained popularity. And, um,

on Tik TOK where, uh where they comment on his eerie resemblance to a human face uh bob's a weird looking ass fish i'll tell you that have you ever seen that one fish that looks like a dog literally oh yeah yeah yeah the dog face yeah yeah like if it's swimming to you it literally looks like it's a beagle yeah swimming under the water and then it turns and it's a damn fish and you're like, what? That is crazy, man. Let's see. Oh no, we can't do that one. That's for later. All right. A Vermont man, James Denman, cited for reckless endangerment, disorderly conduct. He scattered hundreds of nails and screws across roads and parking areas Wednesday. Police were alerted by construction workers who saw him tossing the nails.

Officers later found him in the driveway of the Bradford Town office where he was, guess what, throwing screws under a parked police cruiser. Yeah, following his arrest, police and transportation workers cleared thousands of nails from the road but warned that some still may remain. I mean, what an ass life. I mean, what an asshole. I mean, how many people are you going to get with that, man? I just had a nail in my tire last week. It was probably this asshole.

Yeah, probably that jerk off right there. Thanks a lot, Dick Weed. On Friday, a passenger on a Korean Air flight, KE658 from Bangkok to Seoul, tried to open the emergency exit mid-flight. He prompted crew members to intervene about an hour in. The man who had taken a crew jump seat near the emergency exit became aggressive, and when he was asked to return to his seat, he eventually tried to turn the handle of the emergency door.

His attempts to open it didn't quite work, and then crew members tagged his ass with a couple of good shots to the head and you know got him away from the door sounds like maybe he needed one of those uh emotional support llamas with them or no nobody needs an emotional support llama why why do you see in the headlines over the past couple years people trying to open the emergency every time well every time i fly i look at the dude sitting there. He's crazy. All right, so let's play this out a little bit there big time, John McClain. So you're on the plane, right?

And there you are sitting there, and you look over at this guy you were checking out, and he's getting ready to try to open that door. What are you going to do? Oh, man, I guess try to physically intervene. Would you? Yeah. You're not just going to stay in your seat? No, no.

I'm not going to hit the button and wait for the lady to come. I'm not going to wait on her. No? What about you, man? You're going to do anything, or are you just going to sit there? You're going to put your seatbelt on and go, no, I'll ride it out. I'm sure I'm not going to just sit there and watch some clown trying to kill me. No?

Yeah. Okay, that's fair. I'm going to get my arm around his neck, and hopefully I can. Yeah. Maybe I have somebody around me that wants to help right yeah maybe maybe yeah a couple karens just watch and be scared to death right and then be mad at me because i intervene yeah yeah yeah you probably get sued because you you hurt his neck right at least i'd be alive yeah yeah that's why you got to kill them. Make sure you kill them. Yeah. All right. Let's go on to this then. Oh, yeah.

This is Mattel's finally apologizing for what everybody already knew. They said, hey, yeah, we messed up. Their merchandise turned into a nightmare. We talked about it early on yesterday, I think. on yesterday, I think. But a web address listed on the packaging for their doll, for the new, the Broadway movie Wicked,

or Broadway show. Now it's a movie. So Mattel has made like a Barbie-style doll. Well, they messed up on their website. They put wicked.com on the back, and wicked.com goes to somewhere else. Yeah, that was a big mistake they're saying they're sorry about that um of course i'm not sure who other than adults who

figured it out were going to that site right the kids probably never even read the back of the damn box you know reading the back yeah uh here's a library book that was overdue a little bit. A library book published in 1899 and 51 years overdue has been returned. The early work of Aubrey Beardsley was checked out at the Worcester Library in Massachusetts back in 1973. The library said the book was found somewhere in Boston, returned to the library before they got it. They said, yeah, it's finally home 51 years later. A rarity that somebody found this. Yeah, and I'm sure somebody's eager to check it out and read it. Yeah, nobody missed it in 51 years.

They didn't even know it was gone. All right. I thought the late fee on a late red box was over. Yeah, no doubt, right? No doubt. Okay, experts are a little bit baffled. And sometimes this happens, you know, that animals get a little turned around. But a penguin has been discovered thousands of miles away from its home in Antarctica. The adult male named Gus found

November 1st on a popular beach in Denmark. Oh, no, the town of Denmark, southwest Australia. in Denmark. Oh no, the town of Denmark, Southwest Australia. So 2,200 miles from the icy waters of the Antarctic coast where he hails from. The people there said they don't, the scientists

have no idea how this penguin ended up there. So I think they're going to, a rehabilitator's going to take him back to where he came from. Isn't Australia surrounded by great white shark? Yeah. And so which are predators of penguins?

Yeah. Yeah. The fact that he even made it there is kind of amazing, isn't it? He must have been real stealthy. He just had a crazy night. Yeah. Woke up in Australia. It was like the hangover type movie for this penguin.

Yeah, like, how the hell did I end up here, man? A Chinese retail chain has made headlines. It replaced traditional mannequins in their store windows with real women walking on treadmills, showcasing the clothing they're wearing. If we did that here. Yeah. showcasing the clothing they're wearing. If we did that here.

The use of women walking on treadmills intended to display how clothes move and fit on a real body in motion, providing a more realistic view of the garments. A video of the same has surfaced online, featuring models dressed in the latest fashion, strutting like mannequins on a moving runway outside the store. Yeah, you put ladies on a treadmill here, something's going wrong, I promise you that. I mean, not to mention that China is like in year 2070

compared technologically-wise. Well, they are that. They've got like so much crazy stuff. You know, but they're very, very, very serious about weight there. Yeah. Like, I mean, they're damn serious about weight. Yeah, the government will come at you if you start getting fat in China. They've got like restrictions on it. serious about weight there yeah like i mean they're damn serious about weight yeah you will the government will come at you if you start getting fat in china like restrictions yeah

you know they they they you have a social credit score there wow and you're really yeah yeah no you have an episode on like a netflix show or something like black mirror somewhere it was it was but did know that but that's based on reality yeah that's what i'm saying like that no no it's it's a real thing as a matter of fact if you're uh if your social credit score drops you can't travel wow you can't lie you can't take trains you can't do anything i mean i guess if it gets low enough what do they just put you in jail if you have like a zero or they kick you out the country i don't know know. Limit what you're able to do. I mean, it's China. I mean, I'm not sure what they do.

They could kill you, but I don't know. I'm not really sure. Sorry, you don't have enough social score. Bye. Yeah, no, they're serious. Sunday, Sunday, Sunday. Yeah, the social credit score is as big or bigger than the regular credit score. That's crazy.

Yeah, yeah, you got to behave a certain way in china well i'll just you know hang out comfortably in the good old 2024 usa yeah yeah no it's just fine if you're a loser just everybody laughs at you yeah we just laugh and point i'm curious about the women walking those treadmills were they wearing like designer high heel shoes when they're on the treadmill for hours on end oh i don't know injury right now is why i'm thinking about walking yeah no i i don't know that uh that would be tough though i'm obsessed with shoes i'm just curious no you probably are you probably got a little foot got a little lonely fans foot thing going there a teacher has shared the cringiest kid's name she's seen on her class

register and people can't believe they're real. She says it sometimes makes parents, uh, evening a challenge as she no longer respects the views and opinions after seeing what they named their kids. That's weirdly written, but still she said, I had a boy named, uh,

Elohim, which is Hebrew for God, his brother Adonai, which is also Hebrew for God. Uh, well, that's not even weird. What's wrong with that? That's not even weird what's wrong with that

that's not even a weird name to be honest with you uh she said I had a girl whose first name was Rice and her middle name was Aroni that's pretty funny I'm gonna be honest if that's real appearance right there Ar Roni, really. You are going to have a good, fun-filled laughter of life. Yeah. Yeah, Rice-a-Roni. She shared another name that made her do a double take. I know this woman.

She's in her early 20s, 22, 23. Her name is Ballgown. I'm not joking. Her parents named her Ballgown. She hates her name. Oh, man. Yeah, Ballgown. Wow. They call her Ball or Gown. That's what I was going to say. not joking her parents named her ball gown she hates her name yeah yeah ball gown wow i wouldn't want to go by either one of those maybe bg yeah bg i had injured my hand and i

was waiting in a hospital triage one time and somebody came in behind me and her name was ladasha and the lady went to spell it on the paper. She said, no, no, it's L-A-D-A-S-H-A. Hey. Hey. LaDasha. LaDasha. That's a great way to spell it. Yeah, that's a great way to spell it, though.

I mean, I appreciate symbols and things like that. I'd like to have more symbols and names. Makes it a little easier. Wing bats. Wing dings. Yeah, I think Elon Musk's latest kid is all symbols his name that blows my mind like what do you call your kid when you're talking to him i don't know x i think he calls him x yeah this old realtor that uh when i worked at cobalt banker years ago we went and

had lunch and she was like and this was an older lady that was a realtor for 40 years at the time and she said that she had just met a young lady and her name was shithead shithead yeah and she said honey how do you spell your name? And she's like, Josh, it was spelled just like you think. Yeah, no, just like you think. Yeah, no, absolutely. The best one that I ever heard in real life. And for a while I worked at a car dealership in Benton in the early 90s, mid 90s, named Kurt Zorn.

And we used to, I was a salesperson there. And after this guy came in, we would page him for a year, probably. We would just page him because the name was so crazy. And finally, Kurt, the owner, said, please stop paging this guy. But his name was Shafungus Dickens. No way. Junior. Oh, my gosh.

Junior. I didn't realize it the first time around. Shafungus was his name. Shafungus. His dad might as well have named him Sue. Yeah, no. It was one of the, why do you think we paged him all the time? We'd be like, Shafungus Dickens to the lobby.

Shafungus Dickens. People would just stop and look. What the hell? Who this person is? Yeah, no, it was great. He finally said, please stop paging Schifungus. You know, please stop. I'm going to fire you.

I'm like, all right, all right. And it was funny, though, for a long time. Schifungus, wow. Yeah, I know, man. Can you imagine that? Schifungus? And I thought my middle name was bad. Yeah, no, I was bored with John, but at least I didn't get Shifungus.

Right. I mean. Well, now I'm interested, Rich. What's your middle name? Oh, no, no. He said I can. No, it's not that bad. It's just.

Mildred. Weird. Yeah. Mildred. Madison Hawk. Madison Hawk. Yeah. Is that really?

Madison Hawk. That's really mad. Is it one word? No, it's hyphenated. That's dope. Yeah. That's kind of Indian. Yeah. I like it. It sounds like a stage name. No Indian at all. No, but's hyphenated. That's dope. Yeah. That's kind of Indian. Yeah, I like it.

It sounds like a stage name. No Indian at all. Yeah, but it's still dope. Sounds Indian. Sounds cool. That's really it. I'll show you my license right now. Dude, that's dope as hell.

I wish I had a dope-ass name like that. Madison Hawk. That's a good stage name. That has M on it, but yeah. Madison Hawk, yeah. That is my name. Wow, that's awesome. Nice.

That's a cool name. Well, thank you. I don't, yeah. That is my middle name. Wow, that's awesome. That's a cool name. Well, thank you. I don't know why you would not like that. I would love that. For 38 years, it finally is cool. Yeah. Only had to come on Patrick and the people to make it happen. Well, see what happens when you get on here? Things get cooler, don't they?

Yeah. Now, I've met people who didn't like their middle name and didn't want to say it, you know? And then I spend my time trying to find out what it is so i can call them by that exclusively challenge accepted yeah and that's exactly what that is don't ever say that to me because i'm gonna find out and i'll never stop saying it called a guy elvis for two years till he finally said i will kill you if you do it one more time it was his middle name was elvis yeah i was like wow man that is something right there all right let's do something else. Speaking of something.

Manners for men. When walking with a lady. After you. Always walk between her and the street for safety. And the reflection off the store windows will enable you to see her butt. Oh, they're having a sale. This has been Manners for Men. Fist bump.

Dick punch. All right. Hey, listen, if you are in need of heat and air service, man, listen, it's about to happen. You know it's about to get real cold here, and it won't be long. And the worst thing to happen, your heat go out. You know how that is. Look, call Cabot Mechanical.

These guys are amazing. David Lindsey over there helped me out. I had two quotes. The first one told me I needed to replace my unit altogether. And then David came and said, man, for about $175, $180, we can fix this. And from that point, I've always used him. And I recommend him highly. Man, they'll come out.

They'll give you a free estimate. You can take servicing if you just want to have it serviced. And you'd be amazed, a lot of people don't realize this, but if once a year, at least every two years, but once a year you just have your air conditioning unit serviced, you'll probably extend the life by, I don't know, five to ten years. Yeah, it makes a huge difference. It makes a massive difference in how it performs, how it cools, how it heats, all of that stuff.

So if you do that, you'll extend the life of it dramatically. You agree? Yeah, yeah. I work on a lot of AC units doing electrical. And you'll see, too, some of these big companies, your AC unit might just need service. But like you said, they're going to try to talk you into a whole new unit of course they will yeah they're going to tell you well it's you know it's it's 13 years old so you know it's a lifespan you know but listen i just saw uh i've got a house right now as a matter of fact uh this home is uh in in the heights uh hillcrest area and it's a

home that i've got for sale and and the air conditioning unit's a little older in it but and it's the biggest air conditioning unit maybe I've ever seen but the the inspector when he came in he goes I've never I've because they temp you know an inspector when they come in to do a home inspection they go to each vent and they temp it okay they have a thing that measures the temperature so they can determine is it putting out the right cool temperature in each vent because that way if you have a bad duct or something like that they know right he said i've never temped one that went this low he said this is down to 29 degrees it's like a beer okay that's like a good cold beer right there man uh so you know they'll last a very long time if you

take care of them. So, you know, reach out at cabotmechanical.com. You can also just give them a call, 502-2720. It's 502-2720. And, you know, have them tell David that we sent you here from Patrick and the people.

And he'll take very, very good care of you, man. Speaking of winter, what's the hardest winter experience that you ever had, Rich? Well, I mean, every winter where I'm from was the hardest experience ever. Michigan. Yeah, Michigan. No, you guys are used to it up there, so it's not the same. The worst experience was, honestly, up in Michigan.

I was a meter reader for the electric company. Oh, wow. And I'd gone to sleep one night. There was grass on the ground. Woke up the next morning. We had like 12 inches of snow and ice. Yeah. And went to work.

They ended up canceling school for the day. And I was reading this guy's meters. Kids were playing in the backyard. So I just went up to, you know, make myself known, presence. Yeah. Hey, knock, knock, knock. I'm'm the meter reader just grabbing your digits and whatever yeah yeah go to turn and walk off his porch hit a patch of ice flew up lower back all three cement steps going down oh no i'm having to get carted by you know i couldn't move i had to really

by ambulance to the hospital that's rough they said said I sprained my back and just about snapped it. Really? I was laid up. I bet that hurt, man, spraining your back. It was rough. Yeah. It was rough. Wow, that's pretty wild.

I didn't even know you could sprain your back. I didn't either until, you know. Three cement steps apparently is the trick if you want to give it a try. Yeah, well, that's the way to do it. All right. How about you, man? I mean, you've been up in Montana now. yeah i've never never stayed past the end of october because you're smart yeah yeah everybody gets out of there for winter but even uh october that's

really the start of their winter is that right they start getting snow end of september beginning of october wow and most everybody leaves yeah yeah the the town we stay in up there goes from a population of 200 in the summertime to about 20 people in the wintertime wow everybody gets out of there um it's super rural and it just the the difference in in here and there is crazy you know it'll it'll snow two and a half feet overnight it's like well is anything canceled like no no everybody's still going to work yeah everybody's still doing their thing like man if we know it's going to snow half an inch two weeks no you're yeah you guys are freaking out no man it's it's and and and they have to because the drivers here just they they can't deal with what do we have a one plow in the whole state well probably but but then the people that drive on

it they they're all most of them don't know what they're doing you know they do the wrong thing you know these guys and these big trucks they go i got four-wheel drive yeah four-wheel spin on the ice like two you know i mean it's really not better and you just look like an ass clown and you intimidate everyone when you're riding around with your giant ass tires trying to blast down the snowy road you know uh yeah we we freak out here i mean for sure oh yeah the worst for me i think was the ice storm that we had we were without power for about 10 days oh yeah the worst for me i think was the ice storm that we had we were without power for about 10 days and it was pretty damn brutal what year was it yeah it was 99 2000 yeah yeah i was a kid then i remember that though i remember man it was so surreal it was

like something out of a dystopian sci-fi movie man just i mean everything in a matter of 24 hours is completely ice you know and i mean tree limbs breaking trees just falling over uh matter of 24 hours is completely ice, you know, and I mean, tree limbs breaking trees, just falling over. As a matter of fact, we had one guy in the neighborhood because it was such a, I mean, the ice was so heavy, tree limbs were falling on houses and cars and everything. So this guy, you know, it's, it's, it's Saline County, baby. I mean, we were in box site and you know, it's, it's kind of neck there. You know what I mean?

You slap that thing in the morning make sure it's red enough to leave the house or otherwise you get picked on um and this guy had a shotgun and he would just go around and shoot the limbs oh good yeah to get to knock him down you know and it was fun watching him i just walked around with him while he shot limbs for probably two hours like this is the coolest shit i ever did but yeah it was a mess man that was a tough one right there i remember my first winter down here when i first it was like 2009 when i moved down here from michigan yeah and there was like maybe an inch of snow that we got overnight i woke up the next morning hopped in my car went to go to the gas station i'll pick

up a pack of smokes they're closed yeah nobody's nobody's open i end up finally going into a walmart all the bread and milk is gone and i was like is there like because i knew nothing and i was like is there like a town holiday or something going on why is everything closed down and they're like oh it snowed and i said yeah no i think a lot of people from the north uh feel that way when they get here you know but i'll tell you what uh you uh yankees don't laugh at sorry man uh is uh that that humidity baby well i'm gonna tell you what man everybody that especially if you come like from the west and you come here man that is no joke man they're like yeah, what's wrong?

It's just water. It's just, you know, people don't realize you probably could breathe under water if you live here. There's a damn fine tip. You might be related to Aquaman if you can survive an Arkansas summer, man, because you walk out, that stuff's thick in the air. It's funny because down here, you know, to sleep better, a lot of people use like dehumidifiers yeah it's the complete opposite montana because it's all dried out yeah there's zero percent humidity zero moisture in there um it's crazy how how quick stuff dries out up there you know if it rains here that water's gonna hang around right that's why beef jerky was invented yeah oh but yeah it's a it's a different how are summers

there though summers are great i mean um it might get up to 82 85 but even that is oh man it feels no humidity it's got to be super nice feels great we love the summers up there i bet you do i bet you do where's your uh favorite place you've ever uh been and seen that's the in person that you just looked at and went oh man that's that's amazing just to see i would say anytime i go to the caribbean yeah the caribbean there's a lot of beautiful stuff there you know like i've been to saint thomas st croix up in the islands puerto rico and it's like you know i could teach scuba diving i could stay there yeah yeah i'll get a seasonal job i'd love to scuba i've snorkeled uh and i love it because you know and if you haven't done it, I do recommend, you know,

put it on your bucket list of things to do, only because the colors under the ocean are, it's just unlike anything you'll see anywhere else. A whole different world. No matter what you see on TV, no matter how good the video on your television is, it does not properly represent what's under the water when you're down there looking.

It's like the most amazing colors you'll ever see in your life. It's like, wow, I've never even seen in color until I saw under the ocean. And you're like, wow, that is color. Where did you get to snorkel at? Well, I've snorkeled a few places, but the best one that I snorkeled was the second

largest uh barrier reef in the world which is at uh maya rivera tulum mexico nice is where it's at and it's about a two mile swim to go around it and uh which is much longer than you think yeah my son but bless his heart man i had the last quarter of it i i put him on my back and carried him practically yeah he couldn't swim anymore he was just wore out yeah but yeah that that was the day i nearly uh nearly steve irwin to myself uh on that trip yeah yeah man that's exactly right the damn stingray uh because they and they show you right before you go they show you all these things that you could encounter and then they tell you what you do right if you do you know and the one thing they said is hey what you don't want to do ever is uh disturb a stingray by you know kicking your feet at it or things like that

you know and so hey look uh i'm i'm swimming and i'm kind of behind everybody else i'm you know the colors are amazing so i'm like you're looking at it like this is the dopest thing ever and they've kind of moved ahead uh probably good you know 30 40 yards and i pop my head up like oh i gotta swim you know and so i started swimming and i hear them they're yelling they're yelling for me you know and i i think they're just being silly you know messing with me or whatever you know and then i i hear uh laura i heard her voice whatever you know and then i i hear uh laura i heard her voice stingray and i'm gonna tell you you want to talk about ass buckering in water well i'm gonna tell you what i probably sucked in a gallon right there and uh sure enough i see uh it's ahead of me probably you know five feet

but it's super clear the water's so clear this thing's as big as the hood of a ford explorer i mean it's massive wow it's the biggest one i've ever seen in my life and it's massive man and um i you know i i i don't know what i thought i just panicked and uh it was like scooby and shaggy i tried to run on top of the water you know and so i'm just yeah i'm just all of a sudden i'm running i'm literally trying to run and that thing's down there flapping. And I'm like, oh, I'm about to die. They're like, swim through, swim through. And I finally was like, oh, yeah, I got to swim through.

Yeah, but that was pretty freaky, man. I wasn't sure what was going to happen there. I mean, Steve Irwin hadn't even died that long before we went. I feel like nobody was worried about stingrays until that happened yeah what was crazier than that is then the next stop that I went on the next cruise well that wasn't a cruise I went there we stayed at a resort but the the next time I went I went on a cruise and we went to Mexico we went to Grand Cayman and Jamaica yeah yeah yeah and so when we went to Mexico, we went to, uh, grand Cayman and Jamaica. Yeah. Yeah. It was a Western Caribbean.

Yeah. And so when we went to the grand Cayman, uh, it's the opposite. They, they, you get out of the boat and they're all around your feet and then you pick them up to take a picture with them. I'm like, hold on. You just told me right over here that it'll kill me. And now you want me to hold it up and make a picture and kiss it. I don't't know man this could be a trap you know what i mean some friends and i went to key caulker off the coast of belize about a two and a half oh but that's dope yeah beautiful one it's where the blue hole is yes yes yes yes yes but so we uh i wound up knowing somebody that knows somebody that goes down there for a month every year. And so I got his connection named Carlos. His wife owned laundromat on the island, whatever.

Oh, yeah. Carlos is always a good connect to him. So he was a lobster fisherman. Okay. So I hired him to take us out for rock lobster. Okay. And so me and my buddy Nick are like, go to the boat. We see a damn shark.

And it's a nurse shark, right? Yeah. They eat crustaceans. Yeah. And they're non-threatening yeah so but still it's still a shark no it's a shark it's a shark nick and i are on the sides of the boat he goes you're gonna die for that trap or not we're like i'll see you on the other side dick and we just drop in and then we were diving for a conch on the other side of the island

for what oh okay yeah i got you no i got you i got you calm down but so um we were diving for that and so he told me he said look it's about 20 foot down so just drift with the current when you see a shell dive down and get it yeah took us to the boneyard not a damn one of them was alive every single conch had been harvested the shell was still there okay but so i look up and the boat's 200 yards away from me and then they're waving at me to come back to the boat and then i kind of like get that feeling something's watching i turn around and there's ray you know so stingrays jumping over the reef out of this lagoon that i'm in oh and so i just was taking breath going under the water you know what i mean

the not splash like what are they running from yeah all right i got my ass in that boat that's a good idea you know that's a great idea right there to get in the boat top of the food chain to the bottom yeah i never understood people who jump off cruise ships i'm like man i mean your best case scenario is as you hit the water and get knocked out and go through the propeller your worst case scenario is you land you're awake and the shark is too yeah the was the white fin shark white tip sharks that follow cruise oh man everything follows the cruise ships because they throw stuff out i mean it's it's a game trail you know so you you're just another piece of turkey being thrown out overboard and they don't turn them around either oh yeah i've never heard of a single person that has jumped off a cruise ship and survived uh yeah i don't know many that have i'll say that very few have uh survived i think yeah

i remember what was it uh a few years ago where that one dude jumped off he thought it would be funny yeah and they even had him on video you know and you saw the shark coming for him you know and it it was no no small shark yeah i mean that was probably a even if you don't try a 15 foot shark if it was a foot you know even if you don't die you got to think you're you're just ruining your vacation right you're gonna get fined i'm sure oh no you're gonna have to get rescued you're gonna die yeah that's what you're gonna do but yes you know there's there's no scenario where it's a good decision. Right. Not one. Yeah.

No. There's not one time I've ever been sitting there looking to make a vacation. You know what? I'm going to pay $3,000 to go on a boat that I can jump off. Yeah. That sounds like a great financial plan. You might jump off a boat, you know, in Lake Catherine or, you know, like Hamilton. Yeah.

I'm talking about a cruise ship. No, no. But I'm not jumping off a cruise ship or anything or any other kind of ship for that matter. Not a moving hotel. No. Yeah. Yeah. No. Yeah. No.

And, you know, everybody's different in, you know, what their thrill rides or their things are, you know, because we all have those things where you're like, man, I want to do that so bad. Oh, yeah. The thing that my wife loves so much, every time we watch these stupid-ass videos, I'm like, man, what's wrong with you? videos and i'm like man what's wrong with you you know because you know those videos of the ships where they're the big ass ships uh and they're out in the middle of the worst ocean you know these waves are giant and they're just going up and like that and you're like oh no no like that's what she wants to do she wants to do that and i'm you want to die. I'm not doing that for nothing. That's my worst nightmare. What are you talking about?

I got mad watching that one movie. What was it? The one with Mark Wahlberg and George Clooney. Something storm. Perfect storm. Yeah. I'm like, you guys are idiots. This movie was stupid.

Well, they could have waited and the fish would have ruined. Yeah. They could have just not went out. We can make it. We're just going to turn around and go back. Nah, nah, let's keep going. Yeah, no, I was like, yeah, you deserve to die. Why are you out here?

But that's a crazy, you know, crabbing, they say, is one of the most dangerous jobs in the world. Because of the seas that they're on. Yeah. But, I mean, also you're dealing with giant hook, you know what I mean? Like it's easy to be snatched off them. What is it, you know, the danger of that job? Is it more falling off? Is it getting hurt on the boat? What is the danger there? I think it's sleep deprivation because they sleep four hours a night, right? When it's in season, they do shit.

Oh, I'm in trouble. I mean, I think you're just, everything's slick with ice, and I mean, I don't think there's a part of it that's safe. Yeah. The water on the boat. So it's a combination of everything. Yeah. Hypothermia. Yeah.

Standing on the damn boat. I'm sure. Yeah. Yeah. I'm a huge fan of that, you know, deadliest catch show. I love it. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. It just looks like it. I mean, it's crazy. Do you see people get injured on that one? Oh, yeah. I mean, most of the time, like the ones that I've seen are, you know, they're trying to throw the cages off or bring them back onto the boat, you know they've caught the crab and yeah you know the wind's blowing crazy

the boat's going all around and all of a sudden that cage you know clip somebody in the head or something okay you ever seen a a crab take off someone's finger or anything uh no and i mean they got to be some big ass lobsters i mean well they gotta happen gloves too though right yeah yeah that's true. They usually do. I don't think they're touching it with their bare hands. I don't know if you can have your bare hands out in that environment. Yeah, probably not, I guess. They've usually got the gloves and ponchos on and everything.

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Let's talk about this. It sounds a little sketch to me, but tell me if it rings true. For a generation that likes expressing their emotion, I didn't write this, I'm only reading. Gen Z keeps a lot bottled up. A whopping one in three Gen Z are scared to use the bathroom at the office, according to a study that's been done. according to a study that's been done. The UK-based company surveyed more than 1,000 employees and their workplace habits

and calculated the impact of bathroom breaks on company productivity. You're assholes for that, by the way. They found a surprising number of office workers are reticent about pooping at their work, at their office. According to the study, 1 in 12 have never done it at work. 34% are scared to do it at work. Meanwhile, nearly 1 in 5, 19%, refuse to go at their place of employment.

1 in 4 choose to hold it until they get home. of employment. One in four choose to hold it until they get home. Gen Z, the generation most likely to engage in stalling, marking one of the ways 20-somethings struggle at the workplace. The fact that they came up with a name for it. There's also gender disparity because of course there is. Nearly half of women are scared to poop at work compared to only 19% of men. That's really unhealthy.

Yeah, yeah. Well, first of all, you're right. That is true. You got to go. You got to go. From a medical standpoint, that's true, yeah. Number two is, why would I drop a deuce at home when I could use the office? And get paid.

Yeah, I want to stink up their bathroom use up their papers and you know i'm trying to save money and plumbing here does anybody clock out before they go to the bathroom no no come on that's free time if i woke up and had to use if i woke up and needed to go i would hold it till i got here i would do the opposite i'll until i get here you know because i don't want my wife walking in. Now, I do love, I do love to get my, I used to get them all the time. They finally got wise. It took them a few years, unfortunately.

But after I would go, I would tell one of the kids, hey, I mean, I left something on the counter. Will you go get my phone in the bathroom? They go and they come and, yeah, did you? That is funny. But not, i don't want my wife to though you know and so yeah i i don't really uh i don't know if that do you think that's true that that many people uh are that anxious about going to the bathroom at work like that you think it's true i don't know how much it's being scared versus they're afraid of like you know i think they're scared like they're gonna die no no i mean getting you know getting in trouble

at work losing their job like they're taking too long and somebody's calling you out for it there's one bigger delivery company out there besides ups and fedex i know of that actually times how long their employees go like on break to the bathroom yeah yeah i mean they do but that's what i'm saying like you know i could understand it in that sense because i would like that because then i would know what the average time is my wife says i spend an hour i think it's 12 minutes that's a good average yeah good average reasonable yeah yeah i think i think it's somewhere around there but she's like you don't have forever and i'm like i'm not really you know you were in there half an hour i was like 13 minutes you know i started putting a timer on just to go here you know i'll be sitting there sharing memes and recipes to my

wife from facebook all right i'm gonna make this i'm gonna make this and she's like you're on the toilet yeah i love food yeah gotta replace what you're losing ever ever type too long and stuff drop you gotta wet it again oh that's when you need the bidet. Yeah, that's right. I saw one of those in a house I was selling the other day. Man, it looked all fancy and stuff. I was like, man, nobody's here right now but me. Did you try it?

Did you try it out? No, I wanted to. I was like, man, you know, the worst thing you can do is try something in a house that's for sale and then realize the water's not working. It's a real real real big problem because when you when you go there you know when i go to show a house 90 of them have a a blue box everybody's probably seen it hanging on the door before right and it has a bluetooth thing that that you know my phone activates and opens it up and so it it tells them yeah who comes they're going to who comes to the house when they come

so if i leave a shifungus in in in that uh uh commode they're gonna know when the next person comes and be like yeah that was beam that did that right there you go get him you know that's an angry dump there yes sir that is right none of those people work construction because once you get that blue water splashing but when you're construction you're done every public bathroom in the world is better than yeah oh yeah gas stations you know anything is better you're right about that midwinter having to go out in that porta potty on a construction side no man or august when you're in the company that's the worst because i'll be the one bro when i're in the worst, bro, when I was in Fort, uh, Fort, uh, no, uh,

Fort hood, Texas is where I was. And, uh, man, they, they, uh, we were out in, in the field a lot. And, uh, so we were preparing to ship over and, uh, they had porta potties out there for us, you know, but it was, uh, August andust in killeen texas is real damn high you know and so those things are baking at about 350 in there and so you open it up and it's like oh and uh i would literally go hang off a log yeah like no i'm not going i'm not sitting in that that's that's i'm gonna get something sitting in there just being in there it's terrible man i can't do it i can't do it i don't use outhouses you know where i camp it's pretty primitive and there's some outhouses around like yeah

my buddies have property i will go in the woods yeah because i'm always afraid of a black widow on the bottom i know that's right yeah i know that's right uh yeah i know that when i was in this is why i got out scouts right here because Because we went to a damn, I don't even remember what they were called, but it was a campout thing over the weekend. And the kids dumped me in the port-a-potty. They were rocking me. Oh, man. Yeah.

Yeah, it was pretty gross. Yeah. Yeah, as a kid, that's the worst, man. You're like, now I got blue water stuff on me. I smell like shit. You know, this is a bad look for me you know they thought it was funny you're too young to even think about hep c or any other all right you don't even think about that yeah and then thanks for reminding me i gotta go get

checked out as an appointment yeah got pink eye from being oh my god both pink eyes pink everything man that's pink eye is the worst too when you find out that's how you get it, you're like, oh, that's gross, man. And everybody you look at for the rest of your life, you're like, oh, I know what you've been doing. Yeah. Hey, what's up, scratch and sniff? Got a little too close to it, didn't you? Yeah, man. Yeah, yeah.

If you don't know, you get pink eye from fecal matter in your eye. I mean, somebody or you had doo-doo on their hand when they touch their eyeball and then you got pink eye that's how it happens yeah seriously yeah i didn't know that i was yeah i heard it was from like farting on your pillow or something well you can't that's that's fecal matter yeah that would be fecal matter that's correct yes farted on your own pillow no i haven't he likes his own brand yeah i got an older brother pretty fresh let me my brother tells a story about a couple times like every couple years of him farting on my pillow and me crying when i was a kid yeah he farted on my pillow oh that's a great story we would we did stuff like that to my

youngest brother god love him you know no wonder he sees it oh yeah uh i'm sorry man we shouldn't have done all that we shouldn't have done all that. We shouldn't have done all that, buddy. I'm sorry. He had the greatest action figure collection, maybe. You know, all these different action figures that he had, He-Man and this and that. And as soon as he was gone, me and my brother would go in the room and reposition all of them.

Yeah. He-Man, Skeletor banging, Thundercats, you know, Thundercats hooking up with She-Ra, you know, orcas on them. You know, yeah, we would do. We just tortured that poor kid, man. God love him. That's what brothers do. Yeah, now that is what brothers do. Do you have siblings?

Yeah, I have one. I'm the youngest. You're the youngest. So you got picked on? Yeah, yeah, a little bit. Not too bad. Not too bad. There's just a difference

there between me and my brother how far age difference about six and a half years okay that's exactly the difference between me and my middle really yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah how about you man i got an older brother uh he's two years older than me so we're about so you're pretty close then you're more like tyler and noah buddies yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah if you're that close in age you're going to be and Noah buddies. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We were buddies. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If you're that close in age, you're going to be closer to buddies. Never had to worry about getting picked on by your brother. No, no. You got somebody to have your back.

Yeah. Well, I did have my brother's back, but I also picked on him. You know, I mean, that's how it was. Well, yeah, I got picked on by my brother just outside of that. I remember me and my brother, man. He was, God, I must have been about 15 16 and so he had to be what nine or ten right and we were arguing you know he had one of these stupid little casio keyboards he got for christmas you know about this long about that wide you know and

we were arguing over how to play the intro to jump by van halen so you know he's like no it's like this i'm like no it's like this no it's like this and uh finally he just he punched me right in the nose man it was like you son of a and i grabbed his hair was so long man i mean it was down to like below well below his shoulders he had rock hair and i just grabbed him by his hair and threw him on the bed oh my god i got in so much trouble who knew that you could actually pick someone up by their hair right it actually yeah my parents would make me and my brother especially if we were out in public arguing and fighting we'd have to hold hands I've had that yeah yeah or hug yeah yeah yeah no my dad used to do that he mainly what

we had to do was a one of two things but but mostly if we got into an argument he would make us pick a topic go research it and we had to come back in 24 hours and do a debate oh the family that's a good parenting that's uh that was that was actually one of the better things that he had done yeah and so we had to debate each other. Naturally, my brother's a lawyer also, you know, and you see what I do, you know? So, yeah, we also, and I did this to my kids, this was the punishment they hated the most from me. And I appreciate that. Which is, well, because, you know, look, I knew when I was a kid, if we used to get in trouble, they'd have you write sentences. Remember writing sentences?

You ever have to do that? Yeah. A little bit. A little bit. Yeah. You're right. I will not talk back. You know, a hundred times.

Right. And he's dead at it. It's mindless. Right. So I, you know, I came up, I kind of spun off what my dad did. And so what I would do is whatever your crime was as my kid, I would say, okay, I'm going to look up 10 words in the dictionary and I'd give them the list of words and I'd go, now you look these up in the dictionary. What I want you to do is write everything to the right of that word as far down as it

goes. Every period, every symbol, every definition, every bit of it. And so you can't just cheat it. You have to literally, yeah. But you're learning words and definitions while you do it so you're improving your language skills and your reading comprehension and your writing uh but you can't get out of it and so they would hate that yeah because i would tell them uh oh no well how long am i grounded i said no no it's just until you're done you can take all the time you want right you can take two days to do it. You just can't watch TV until it's done. I don't care how long you're grounded. It's up to you. You want to finish

it today? You want to finish it tomorrow? However long you want to give up TV, it's fine by me. They'd have to make their own choice. My parents were big on just whipping ass. Grounding was a luxury. I got grounded as a teenager. I'm like, Mom, just beat me up.

You're fine, honey. Go ahead. Mom would tell you what me then dad would whoop me yeah yeah but norman always give me the talk and the emotional duress of yeah winning him i'd be bawling my eyes no never had a hand on me no my mom my mom was the one that did all the that part then my dad just came in and beat that ass yeah tell you a change in the time it was like he would get the report so uh mom said you did this and this yeah go ahead let's uh let's get this done yeah that was always the worst thing and when we were oh wait you could you could do whatever but as soon as your mom looked at you and said just wait until your dad gets home you knew it was over no it was you were toast i mean, because that shit was real then. You were done. When Dad got home, you got messed up.

Yeah. One, picking switches. I picked a switch big one time. Still got beat with that one. Yeah. Look, my parents loved me. I loved them to death. It wasn't like beatings, but I know the difference in a whooping and a spanking.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. There's a difference. Yeah. I had them both. My brother I was talking about, we were, I don't know, probably 10, 12. And we were at the little rock zoo and had been fighting and uh they'd made us hold hands for a while we were still fighting my dad went and picked a branch off a tree right there in the

middle of the zoo and whooped our ass dude like nobody said nothing nobody said nothing like i mean right because it was normal to happen listen to my dad listen he had this thing about and and Speaker 2. Speaker 1. Speaker 2. Speaker 3. Speaker 4. Speaker 5. Speaker 6. Speaker 7. Speaker 8. Speaker 9. Speaker 10.

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yeah uh to get us to act right you know or he or he'd come and whisper, I'm going to whoop your ass when we get home. My mom would always come up and say, you want to go to the bathroom in a minute? Yeah. That was where the Jesus has happened. Yeah. From mom's hand. Yeah. No, my mom, she, I even told her, yeah, you whoop like a weenie.

And that didn't go well, by the way. My dad was in the Air Force. So every time we messed up, he went to drill sergeant. Yeah. He'd just start jumping up and down. And that was enough there. Okay. But he was Air Force?

Yeah. So it was a lighter beating. I'm just messing with you. Just messing with you. Did you have military in your family? My dad was a Vietnam vet. He passed away a couple months ago. Okay, that explains something.

Yeah, he carried an M-60 in Vietnam. Yeah, they don't play around. Those guys, listen, if you've ever been around anyone who's been in battle like that, they don't play. I mean, they will light your ass up. When they become grandparents, they were the gooiest. Yeah. Oh, yeah. It always works.

My dad beat the shit out of me but he man he the noah was the king you know they can burn that house down around him like he didn't care he didn't care my mom said i ain't whipping them babies i'm sure you were mad half the time i got whooped like i'm sure i got it out of you yeah and then then they'll try to tell you you shouldn't you shouldn't do that you're like but you did it yeah yeah i used to get my butt whooped for smashing my dad's cigarette ashes on the ashtray oh yeah i have tears in my eyes he just whipped my ass and i'll be still reaching up i'm not stubborn at all no not at all yeah no and again it was the era but my dad would that was another one of the punishments is to go out and police the butts in the yard oh yeah yeah because

he smoked he'd just flick them you know and so they had to get picked up and you know it seems a little wrong that i had to pick up his habit but uh but i did yeah see my dad would always flick his ashes and he would have a cigarette butt in his back pocket that's every like my mom would complain about all the damn cigarette butts yeah never was your dad uh my dad was a no-hand smoker often and so that's the guy that's the guy where it hangs off the lip here and i mean it literally could point down at times or and he'd have ash like forever long you know just sitting there and he'd straight be talking to you with it flicking on his lip hands are busy with tools doing things i was like man that is a skill yeah to be able to keep that thing on your lip like that did you ever hold a droplet for your dad hell yeah man the first job ever

my dad was a mechanic yeah my dad thought he was yeah my dad was a transmission guy at cliff peck chevrolet back oh that's cool yeah so um i hadn't thought about that name in a while holding a droplet means your dad's working on something yeah right trying to see it don't matter what you see right so when you're trying to look he's like yeah yeah get out of my life yeah right yeah of course now we have headlamps yeah right but it was that that was always as a kid that was a monk because he you know you just don't understand how often people worked on cars then i mean like it probably no exaggeration when i was a kid, at some point an hour every

weekend, my dad had to do some kind of car work because that's just how cars were built. And they, I mean, you had a lot of maintenance, you had stuff you had to do to keep it running. And so I would always end out with the damn light, holding the light for him. And dads are never happy when they're working on cars. life for him and dads are never happy when they're working on cars never i've seen my dad road map his left thumbnail one time hit the ball joint uh forks trying to bust ball joints loose and he missed it and said foul and just blood shut the end of it what did he hit it with a ball oh god bless he just held his hand and looked at me and goes ow i'm like 13 yeah that's all you got out of that was right, like Jesus Christ.

No, no. It's that old man strength. Yeah, well, yeah, there's always those things. You know, I think I told the story not too far back, but my dad had his car dealership, this big guy, man, he was 6'3", 6'4", every bit of it, I mean, real big guy. And he came in mad as hell because my dad sold him a car that broke down, and he was telling my dad, you're going to give me my money back.

You're going to give me my money. And he said, no, I'm not. And they proceeded to argue. And I'm just sitting there. I was a little kid. And then all of a sudden, out of nowhere, this dude just went to punch my dad. And I don't know, maybe he turned his head just the right time and it kind of glanced because he hit him right in the jaw, man.

And my dad turned back and looked at him and said, if that's the best you got, you better leave because I'm going to kill you. That dude left. That dude left. Yeah, I guarantee it. You know, because he's a big old dude. He just hit him and he's like, oh, yeah, I'm good. That tickled.

Yeah. Yeah, I was like, oh, yeah, that's why i never messed with my dad i saw that i was like oh no i can't do that i'm not that big you know yeah all right let's do something different manners for men when walking with a lady no welcome to pervs anonymous my name is john and i'm a perv. Yeah, you are, boobs. We started Pervs Anonymous because nowadays pervs are getting a bad name. Yeah. A raw deal.

I'm raw. The short end of the stick. All right, stop it. Knock it off. That hurt my feelings. We need to show folks that pervs are decent people who just may or may not happen to steal panties. I do. What should we do?

I think maybe we should consider doing some charity. I'll do charity. Who's charity? No. No, no, no. Sorry, shoe can misfired. I was thinking something with animals. So was I. How about a petting zoo? Complimentary peanut butter. You're being a part of the problem.

I think we should raise money for... What are you doing? It's my pager. No, it's not. Put that away sorry where man just where did he come over here that was ridiculous i'll do charity oh yeah that's good stuff man it's, yeah, that's good stuff, man. It's the weird stuff that's funny to me, man. I don't know.

I have a weird brain, man. I think certain weird things are funny. Of course, this is beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Well, we've heard that before. Yeah, yeah. But this study is, this is what the perfect woman's body looks like. I am not qualified to have this conversation, but I will. body looks like. I am not qualified to have this conversation, but I will. The new research claims to have figured out the formula for the perfect women's body. Now, this is according to scientists

from Germany. It's women's curviness that makes them more attractive, not having a small waist. not having a small waist. The study finds that most, the most attractive women have a defined S-shaped contour from their chest to their thighs. So for the study, they took men and women. They were shown simple drawings of women of different size and body shapes. They rated them on how attractive they were. They found a lower waist to hip ratio does make women with lower body weight more attractive, but when it comes to other body types, curviness is key. Based on the findings, studies say that overall women's curviness makes them appear more attractive body types like Marilyn Monroe and Kim Kardashian. As for why curvy bodies are considered more appealing i need to say it goes back to increase a sign of increased fertility your brain's programmed to see it that way

uh so so do you think did do you think the curvy uh body is is uh to you the best body style i think my wife is the most beautiful woman in the world that's the right answer right there that's the right you know i i was trying to bait him i knew you two wouldn't go for it but i thought he might go for it but no he slept right up that's a good job man real nice recovery there about to kiss her in that's a real nice recovery he had his v8 this morning he was ready for you no that was good that was good i know i like the the thick sticks uh that's what i like yeah i i've never never done well with skinny uh maybe because i'm not skinny myself and i always felt like yeah it doesn't work out yeah but uh and i never wanted to uh you know it feels like you know if you ever want the skinny girl it

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You know it does. Yeah, I'm not trying to take away from your Grammy song, but that was a banger. That is a banger. I'll be honest with you. I mean, you know, as much as I like mine, that definitely is a good one. All right. Let's talk about this. Not good stuff here.

And if you laugh, something's wrong with you. You're probably going to hell. A Seattle woman overwhelmed by the presidential election. Murdered her father with an ice axe. Wow. On Tuesday evening. Seems reasonable. No, no.

Very reasonable. I mean, and again, this is people that vote. 33-year-old Corey Lizette Burke charged with first-degree murder after she repeatedly stabbed her 67-year-old daddy, Tim, with an ice axe after an argument about turning off the lights in the house. Well, she turned the lights off. Burke told officers she also strangled her father while he gasped for air. According to documents, Tim sustained injuries to his head and body, bite marks on his back after she murdered her dad in the basement. She went upstairs, smashed the windows in the home.

That prompted neighbors to call the cops. When police arrived, they found a bloodied axe, shattered windows. She told law enforcement she killed her daddy because she was overwhelmed and freaked out during their argument over house lights. She's being held on $2 million bail and probably will not get out again for a long time. What part of, I mean, I guess what, she was overwhelmed and scared because of the results of the election? Yeah. I mean, it mentioned nothing about it in there outside of just that.

No, just in the very beginning. Seems kind of like they just slid that tidbit of information off there to piggyback on. You don't think she hit it and said, do you like Trump, you son of a bitch? Right. I mean, that's one hell of a temperature. Could have been the other way around. Could have been. Yeah.

But it sounds like there's a lot more to this story than just a little. Yeah. You think so? Do you think maybe there's history or maybe some mental illness or something? Or abuse or something? Yeah, something. There's some real hatred to do that. Yeah.

You think an ice axe is hatred? Biting him and everything. I've never even heard the term ice axe is hatred biting him and everything i've never even heard the term ice axe i haven't either i know what a nice pig is yeah yeah i'm not sure what a nice thing climb up the ice walls with the ice shoe oh like right okay that might probably make sense that's probably what you're probably right that would take a minute to kill you with that one it's not like a full-size act so you'd have but it's still puncture yeah yeah but you're still gonna get two or three good hits before you're done yeah i mean i'm just guessing i don't know i don't have any experience in it

never seen one in person now uh gunman opened fire in a bar in central mexico killing 10 people injuring 13 the attack took place in uh the Carataro region. It's long been spared the violence seen in neighboring states, but in recent years it's been marked by a handful of incidents thanks to the cartel. Juan Luis Farrusca Ortiz, the city's head of public security, confirmed the attack and the number of victims. He said at least one person was arrested. The officials identified those responsible by tracking license plates on the car the armed men fled in, which was later abandoned and set on fire. But two videos from the bar's security camera

show a group of four walking into a bar and shooting indiscriminately at people eating at several tables. A video shows people screaming, throwing themselves on the floor, trying to seek refuge. Two of the wounded, 13, were gravely injured. Hours after the attack, the governor vowed to bring the assailants to justice.

Well, I'm sure he will. I'm sure they'll be brought to justice. Absolutely. I think there's two different governments that occur in Mexico. One of them kind of runs it, and the other does run it. Yeah, the other one has it. You figure out which one the other one is. Yeah.

All right, ladies, maybe you've given birth. Maybe this story will be disturbing. A woman in Thailand discovered a needle left inside of her during childbirth has been causing her intense pain for 18 years. Oh, Jesus. 18 years. They left the needle in.

Yeah, she's 36. She recalls a nurse accidentally dropped the needle while stitching her after delivery. Though a doctor tried to retrieve it, he decided to proceed with the procedure to avoid complications. Since then, she's been in constant pain. to proceed with the procedure to avoid complications. Since then, she's been in constant pain. With an x-ray last year, they finally found the needle, prompting her to seek help from the Pavina Foundation for Children and Women. Due to financial difficulties, she reached out to the foundation. They arranged transportation and then scheduled surgery to remove the needle. The surgery actually was postponed multiple times because

the needle keeps shifting in her body. Man, I'm going to tell you, the lawsuit would never... She's about to not have to worry about money anymore. Why was she worrying about paying for that one? Right. Hey, look at Josh Taylor's new hospital.

That's right. No, that's exactly right because to me, that lawsuit never ends. You to me that, um, that, that lawsuit never ends. He got me 18 years. Uh, I've had a needle rolling around like that. Uh, yeah, definitely. Yeah. I'm I'm suing. I'm I'm gonna call a Tim Reed over at Reed law firm. Yeah. That's a, uh, reedfirm.com. If you you need to know and you're looking for an attorney to help you with injuries. ReadFirm is the one to go to. I know Tim. He's good people. Readfirm.com. But yeah, that's who I'm going to call immediately.

I can't say that that's the first time that I've heard something being left in somebody after a surgery, though. My brother, I shouldn't tell this story, and I'm sorry that I am. But you're my little brother and i can do it uh but he he uh he had a vasectomy uh when he was in his 20s and um they left a piece of sponge in yeah and dude got elephantitis of the balls no kidding yeah they swole up like store there's true stories all up like a catcher's mitt wow he couldn't he could barely walk oh and uh yeah they had to do another surgery to to get that thing out of there yeah left they just pulled the duct out and carterized it one of a second i mean i've never had one man i'm not a doctor dog well i don't know why i mean there was a sponge they left it in i don't know how big the sponge

was i mean it must have been the size of a dime but still but still it was big enough to swell it up i mean yeah but i was like hey at least at one point you know you had real big balls but you know that South Park episode? Which one? Yeah. Oh, yeah. What is it? His dad, he ends up, like, I think he was trying to get, like, testicular cancer or something. He was trying to? Yeah, like, that was the whole point. And so he takes his balls and puts them in the microwave and nukes them and gets cancer from it

and ends up walking around town with, like, a wheelbarrow for his balls to hang in. What? Yeah. That's insanity. What are you talking about? Man, it's South Park. What is insane? No, it is insane.

It is insane. That is a good show, though. I mean, you know, the animation cracks me up, but the comedy's pretty damn good. They're good at skewering. You know who they skewered well? Tom Cruise. They pick on everybody.

No, they do. Do you like Family Guy or do you like South Park better? Oh, South Park for sure. South Park? Yeah. Yeah, I'm way more of a fan of South Park than of Family Guy. I like Family Guy. Do you?

Yeah. How about you? I'm probably equally parts both. I've seen them both, all the episodes. Yeah, adult animation. Seth MacFarlane's great. Yeah. I don't know if they've come out with any the episodes and uh yeah adult animation seth mcfarland's great yeah man i don't know if they've come out with any new episodes for either one of them in a while i'm not sure to be honest with you i i don't know they need to right now is the

perfect time american dad's pretty funny too yeah oh yeah i've heard it is i haven't watched it yeah i was like robot chicken too that was a robot yeah that's seth green yeah that's a great one and you know midnight to watch after you've hit the bowl oh it's absolutely great yeah a man rick and morty too i hear that yeah i do like rick and morty yeah there's something you don't get me watching again i should not be admitting this at this time but uh but i'm trying to remember what it was but so you know it wasn't long ago I did some shrooms. You know, I did a little mushrooms. Allegedly.

Allegedly. No, it was actual. No, I did. You did this in Prowley. I did those shrooms. But all I know is that whomever I was with, I will not name, but they put on a video of this lizard. It's like a lizard.

He's got like a New Yorkork accent oh yeah and it's real you've seen it yeah that's a famous video yeah it's got to be famous because all i know is it was the greatest thing i'd ever seen in my life i was watching that and i was like play it again yeah yeah play it again yeah that's like uh early youtube days yeah it's like super early it was real basic but yeah it was just so weird and i guess i don't early youtube days yeah it's like super early it was real basic but it was just so weird and i guess i don't know on shrooms it seemed like i think that's the background of the video the voice in the lizard was actually like on an lsd trip or a shrimp that makes sense yeah no wonder it was so angry man this is really speaking my language i don't know

what's going on here no that video is hilarious no it's so funny man it's such a damn funny weird video i need to watch it again whose chair is that uh a man was whose chair is that not my chair not my problem not my chair not my problem that's it that's it oh my god i'm having a flashback a man was stabbed by his co-worker after they got into a fight at a bowling alley in New Jersey. That's very New Jersey. The 25-year-old man from Newark found injured severely outside the business. He had gotten into an argument with his co-worker, later identified as Easton Walker. If his name is Easton, don't mess with him.

You should know Eastkin is not this. Eskin don't play. No, the argument escalated. Eskin pulled out a knife and stabbed the 25-year-old, then fled. The 25-year-old taken to the hospital. Eskin hasn't been found. He's got a lot of charges. And they are asking if you know where Eskin is to call him.

So if you're in Newark and you know where Easton is, well, don't tell anybody cause you'll get stabbed. You know, it's not a good idea. Probably had an out with a show fungus. Yeah, probably,

probably so. Probably so. All right. And one more here, a 55 year old Westchester man stabbed to death Monday morning inside a ritzy nightclub. After the suspect got into an argument, uh,

Percy forest was knifed in the chest at 2 20 in the morning pronounced dead shortly after he was rushed to the hospital the victim and suspect were in a dispute when the perp pulled out a knife and just buried it right in his chest i mean that's a pretty good size knife too if you just go all i mean that's that's not the pocket knife doing that one. That's a bigger knife. I said, it's pretty tragic. Look, this is not a bad neighborhood. This guy who owns the club.

No, the pizza place across the street. Not a bad neighborhood. Well, I'd say that too in my business. Even the club itself, only some very good people coming in. It's horrible. They lauded the nightclub as one of the best places in Queens. Go inside. You'll see. Beautiful kitchen. Beautiful dining. Everything. Sounds like Trump.

Beautiful kitchen. Beautiful dining. So beautiful. A worker at a nearby convenience store said he wasn't shocked. He said, yeah, it can be hectic. Hectic? He was murdered. He was murked, man. I love how the pizza shop guy is like oh this never happens around here the convenience clerk is like come back at 3 30 you'll

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Because there's so many numbers that go involved with what the title company charges, just all the fees that are there. Yeah. You want somebody to walk you through it so that you're making an educated decision. I that's a actually a damn good piece of advice and i won't knock any any anybody realtor uh because it's you know you every every realtor takes the same test and has to do all that uh but for me the difference is i i'm a realtor all day every day you know and i

don't mean that to be funny. I'm not a weekend or part-time realtor. It's what I do. And I do a lot of it. So if you're looking for someone who does understand the process as, as Josh is talking about and can help you with it, I definitely can do that. I've got some, I've got a great property right now. I want to, I just didn't want to mention this because I know some of our listeners, it might be of interest, but if you would like to have some property in Sheridan, I got a client of mine, I have his property listed right now, and it's in Sheridan. It's almost five acres. It's got an artesian creek on it. Real pretty piece of property. I mean, just gorgeous wooded property. There's about an acre and a half that's cleared of it uh where the the barn

dominium has been started now it's a you could move into it right now it's a two bedroom uh it's got bathroom it's got a kitchen it's got you know all that but it's not completed yet you know uh so you can complete it out do it finish it the way you want. It's about 2,000 square feet. And it's, I mean, I think it's listed at, and I don't want to lie to you, $199, something like that, five acres, two bedrooms. I mean, you can move in now and then make it your own. And if you're a handyman or you work with wood or or things like that uh man this is a dream you could really make this a dope ass place i mean because it's super cool uh and if sheridan's

where you want to be i've also got if you're looking for homes in hillcrest i got uh two of them right now in hillcrest that are real nice and uh yeah both under uh 300 one's 275, one's 299. Both about 1600 square feet, three bed, two bath, two stories, both of them are two stories. So yeah, I got all those right now. And of course, any home that you see, I can help you look at. So just reach out to me.

You can reach out online. You can email me. You can call me. If you yell real loud, I might hear you. Yeah. But what do you got going at Bundy Electric today, man? Today, I'm going to be doing some work in the city, but the rest of this week, I'm going to be up on Petty Jean Mountain doing some work. Oh, really? Up on Petty Jean?

I wired one cabin up there like six years ago and uh since then just had repeat customers you know okay it's kind of a smaller community yeah it is yes i like that petty gene area though yeah dude it's beautiful especially this time of year man i'll tell you what if you've never been walking down to the waterfall that petty gene is one of the best sites you'll see in arkansas i promise you you will not regret it until you're walking back up there. Yeah, the walk back. Because the walk back is killer. That son of a bitch hurts, man. I'll tell you, about three quarters of the way, you're

like, Jesus, it couldn't have been this far down. My calves can't hurt like this. But you do need to go look at the monument for La Petite Vigilante. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, for sure. Yeah, it is cool. It's very cool. It's a good tip. Rich, what's going on with you? What's up today? You know, just go back home and work some. Yeah.

That's it. You know, the normal job is. Look at porn again. I got it. All right, everybody. Well, listen, let me just take a moment to say thank you. As always, you guys are the best in the world. Couldn't have better fans better listeners better watchers whatever

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