Patrick and the People - 11/13/2024 Patrick and the People - LIVE!

Episode Date: December 2, 2024

Guests: Scott Keith and Amanda Parker

Let's go! Alright, let me see what's going on here. There is something off on this audio and I'm not sure what it is. Hold on a second. I'm not sure that anybody can hear me. I can hear you. Can you? I can hear you. Okay, so maybe it is my headset then. Hold on one second, everybody.

Could be the cheap headset. Yeah, yeah, might be. I thought we were getting new mic stands. We are getting new mic stands. Hold on. Promises, promises. Yeah, let me swap the headset out. Everybody be patient.

No need to panic here. None. It's hump day. Yeah, oh, it is. Good morning, good morning. Tell them a None. It's hump day. Yeah. Oh, it is. Good morning. Good morning. So tell them a little about what's going on. That it's Wednesday?

Yeah. It's Wednesday, y'all. It's middle of November. I hope you're getting ready for Thanksgiving. All the holiday breaks with the kids. I hope you got something for them to do. I've got something for mine to do. Now we're talking.

Now we're talking. Yeah, so is that crappy? Good morning, Patrick. Good morning to you. Let me pull this down a little bit. All right, everybody. It's raining out there. It is raining, so be prepared for that.

Yes. That means everybody's going to slow down. You know how it is in Arkansas. You know, we don't know how to drive in the rain, so people are. We sure don't. Pay attention to the traffic pattern changes. I know y'all totally are, especially on 430, aren't you? Oh, wow.

Yeah, that's a hot mess, isn't it? It really is. I mean, it looks good. I'm loving it. Honestly, I really am loving it, but my concern is always is the other drivers. Oh, sure. Always. It took me a minute to get used to it because you

know I as a realtor I drive everywhere in Arkansas and so you know I come back I go to my mail a lot and so coming back that way from 430 you had to adjust a little bit because they changed the lanes up three or four or five times. And then you've got to make a decision which way you're going to go. Are you going to go through North Little Rock or are you going to come through West Little Rock? It's a dice throw. You've got to know what you're doing and start getting over. Yeah. Because it just keeps going over and over and over.

And you're like, man, I thought I was all the way over. And use your indicators, people. Your turn signals, your indicators, they are there. I know. I know. I know. I know the more expensive the vehicle, the less likely they are to have those indicators on them. You may want to talk to somebody about that.

I don't know. Get an instruction manual on that. Do you remember when we used to have to get our cars inspected? Yeah, man. That was the greatest racket of all time. Gas stations made so damn much money on that because uh and for those who don't know you used to have to get your car inspected before you get a license uh you know your license plate and so you'd have to go to an approved gas station where they would go through

all of these things and they would look very diligently to find things to rack up a bill on you you know your headlight. Like your indicators. Your turn signals. Yeah. Yeah, it used to be that you had to get that fixed. Yeah, you had to. You could not operate your vehicle without proper working parts to your vehicle. Yeah, that's how the low deductible for windshields came in because, you know, people kept having to replace them.

If you had a crack in it that was on the driver's side anywhere, you were toast. Yep. You know, that windshield would not pass inspection at all. Now they just do it whenever they go take their driving test just to make sure the vehicle you're in, everything works. Oh, do they? Yeah. Or they did it with my kid. So when he took his driving test, he had to sit there and show that he knew how to operate. What did you have to do in your driving test?

Me? I made the block. That's like all I did too. Did you have to parallel park? No. I did. I had to parallel park. No, I don't remember having to parallel park. Yeah. That was one of the things they made us do. I think I was in my twenties before I actually had to parallel park. But that was the only hard thing I had to do. And otherwise he,

we went around the block and that was it. Yeah. I think my kid drew further thing I had to do. And otherwise, we went around the block, and that was it. Yeah, I think my kid drew further than I did. Yeah? In his, yeah. Yeah, I hear they do a little more now, but I don't know. They do. A lot of it is just making sure that it's those, you know, checking blind spots and things like that.

Yeah. I don't know. And I still struggle at times with blind spots. You know, I work diligently not to. And I always feel the worst when I start to go over and someone, you know, and you're like, oh, no, I'm an asshole. Yeah, now I'm an asshole. Yeah. I don't mean to be.

Sorry. Sorry. My bad. My bad. Good morning, Ben Hubbard. Good morning, little doggy. How y'all doing today? Hey, man, some cool stuff going on uh yesterday i announced

that we'd put on the website where you could say hey i want to be on the show i want to come on and uh we've already got uh several people who are now going to be and just regular listeners watchers awesome yeah that are going to come in sit down and have some fun with us. So that's great. We're also adding many more comedians, not only now on Fridays, but we'll be picking up some comics during the week. We've got one coming in at 730 today to hang out with us and have a little bit of fun. Yeah. Yeah. We need that about that. Yeah. So I think slowly but surely things are getting better and better around here. So that's super exciting. Today may, in fact, be a giveaway day. You want to listen for a keyword that you'll have to send somehow or another if you're

interested in getting this framed piece of art, which somehow puts me as Luke Skywalker. And is that really you? Is that really supposed to be you? It is me. It's my face anyway. But it incorporated all the viral moments and then, I guess, the election because it's got Biden and Trump. It's got Beavis and Butthead.

It's got several viral celebrities, including Hawk to a Girl. So it's chock full of crazy stuff, and you can win that. How is Hawk to a Girl? Number two in the nation on our podcast. Shut up. Yeah, only number two to Joe Rogan. That's insane. My wife was listening to it yesterday.

I was like, wow. What did she talk about? Girl stuff, mainly. You know, a lot of girl stuff. But she seemed like she was having an you know a good time that's awesome yeah i mean look i mean it it shows the power of the internet it really does i mean to go from relative obscurity yeah to a viral meme to the number two podcaster on the planet today at least that's crazy that's uh that's a big that's a big move. Well, it shows that we have goals.

Yeah, think about. Don't let us get above her in podcasts. Oh, yeah, we'll definitely. We're going to get there. I don't know. If I do, a girl can get there. We certainly have to be able to get there at some point, I would think. I doubt she has cool swag like you. No, she definitely doesn't have the coolest swag in the world like we do.

So I'm super stoked to get up there in that terrain someday soon. But let's get into some things that you need to know. Let's talk about, well, here, let's talk about on this day in 1998. Yeah, President Clinton agreed to pay Paula Jones $850,000 to drop her sexual harassment lawsuit. No apology, no admission of guilt. That ended a four-year legal battle that spurred impeachment proceedings. The same day, Monica Lewinsky signed a deal

with St. Martin's Press for the rights to her story about her affair with President Clinton. It shows you inflation. Yeah, it does. $850,000 is nothing now. It's nothing. No, no. She'd get about 20 mil today, I bet. Easy.

She'd hit him hard. Yeah, but that was a bad day for President Clinton that day. Tough day for him, huh? All right. Let's see. Who has outrun the Grim Reaper? Oh, this is bad news. Real quick, let me give you this.

Just a quick update. This is only for the meth heads. Looks like that things have gone wrong and your order won't be arriving. Custom and Border Protection at a Texas port, they intercepted $31 million worth of meth in a shipment of peppers on Sunday. So if you've been waiting for your meth, bad news. That shipment's not coming in. What kind of peppers? Green peppers. Oh, I'm allergic to those and meth. Oh, yeah. You're allergic to meth? Yeah. Oh, okay. Well, I think a lot of people are.

Well, I like to break out in felonies and, you know, court cases, staph infections. Yeah, no, it'll do it all for you. It's a good time. Psychosis. Yeah, no, it's just great stuff. Let's see. Let's get into who's outrun the Grim Reaper. Matt Bennett from Victorious on Nickelodeon, 33.

Oh, okay. Yeah, Gerard Butler. I like that guy. I like Gerard Butler. I don't know, man. There's something about him. He's like one of the most likable actors in the world. I cannot tell you why, but any movie with Gerard Butler,

if it's an action movie, you can bet. I don't give a damn how bad it is. I'll watch it. I'll watch it. Yeah, I don't know. I mean, the guy's great. He was in 300. Everybody knows that. I'll watch it. I'll watch it. Yeah, I don't know. I mean, the guy's great. He was in 300. Everybody knows that.

Great movie. Great movie. Yeah. Yeah. Gerard Butler's 55. Let's see. Who else do you care about here? Whoopi Goldberg, 69, if you care.

Joe Mantegna is 77. You know him from Criminal Minds and a lot of other things. Um, in Musicians, the Strokes bassist, Nikolai Freicher is 46. And, um, hmm, I think, oh, NFL quarterback Vinny Testaverde is 61. Uh, he last played in 2007 for the Panthers. Uh, basketball player Meadoworld Peace, a.k.a. Ron Artest, is 61. He last played in 2007 for the Panthers. Basketball player Metta World Peace, a.k.a. Ron Artest, is 45.

Metta. Yeah, he changed his name in 2011 to inspire and bring youth together around the world. I don't know if that's the case, whether he did or not. He did try to change his name to the Panda's Friend as well. What? Yeah, the Panda's Friend. I wonder if he wants to try to change his name to the panda's friend as well what yeah the panda's friend i wonder if he wants to try to change his name again because the such negative connotations to just the

word meta at this point oh yeah i hadn't thought about that but yeah that does have a different meaning now doesn't it does it does all right let's uh give you a little bit of news here uh hey look like him you don't like him, don't care, but this is good. Trump said billionaire Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy are going to head up the new Department of Government Efficiency. They will pave the way for the administration to dismantle government bureaucracy, restructure federal agencies. You know, Musk, the CEO of Tesla and X. restructure federal agencies, you know, Musk, the CEO of Tesla and X. So they're going to go through basically and do what anyone would do to their budget.

Start looking for waste, trim the fat, thin it down, get it liquid. There's no doubt we spend way too much as a government. That's true. That's true. I mean, we do. But, you know, based off of what Musk has done with Twitter, I don't know if I, you know. Well, I think that was a different, I appreciate what you're saying there and why you might say that,

but I think that's a little different story. Absolutely. I would more compare, you know, his work at Tesla or SpaceX. X is a little different thing because he did take it over and it did drop, but there was also a pretty strong campaign against advertising boycott

you know for him and so that that played into it to some degree um okay let's uh move on from that oh okay if you watch amazon's freebie did you know that freebie was owned by amazon it is the free streaming app they own everything they own a lot of things. Them and Disney. Yeah. But Freebie is going to go away in the next few weeks. The content is going to all go to Amazon Prime Video. Now, the good news, all the original shows are going to stay in front of the paywall. You won't have to subscribe. Okay. Freebie, both shows like Judy Justice.

I assume that's Judge Judy. It is. It is. She just has a different colored robe on now. Does she?'s Judge Judy. It is. It is. She just has a different colored robe on now. Does she? Okay. And her hair's longer. Highest paid TV personality in history.

I love Judge Judy. Everybody loves her. Yes. Another one, Tribunal Justice, America's Test Kitchen, The Next Generation, and Bosch Legacy. All will stay free. I know one of those. I didn't know any of them. Yeah, I know Judy Justice.

Oh, yeah. I knew that just because. Yeah. Animal rights group PETA, using a billboard outside of Ohio McDonald's, urged people to go vegan. The sign overlooks the entrance of the restaurant in Columbus, features a picture of a chicken looking towards the door with the phrase, it's me, not me. The message appears to be a response to the introduction of the

new chicken big mac sandwich um like that sign won't do anything it won't it won't change anything pd used to be a pretty fun as far as the protesters and things they used to have the most creative campaigns to uh to do that and now they they don't they don't have as much fun anymore. I think it's a problem. They used to get naked women to do it. I was going to say, yeah, back in the 90s, early 2000s, you had a lot of naked celebrities. Or, you know, body paint.

I think that's a great way to get attention. It is a great way to get attention. It's worked for centuries. I mean, I promise you, if you put a naked celebrity on that sign, you'll get a lot more views than you will with the chicken. Well, you think about Carl's Jr.'s commercials, you know, back whenever they would have like Paris and other, you know.

Women eating the burger. You know, in scantily clad, washing cars and things like that. Like, I remember those commercials. I was like, let's go get a Carl's Jr. Yeah, that's when you want to go to Hardee's. They never looked that good. No, they're never that good. I mean, the.

Never mind. Yeah, I get you. go get a Carl's Jr. Yeah, that's when you want to go to Hardee's. They never look that good. No, they're never that good. I mean, they're run. Yeah, I get you. All right. Listen, when you're looking for inspiration for an upcoming vacation, where do you go? These days, a lot of people go to social media to get a glimpse of, you know, a destination that they're considering or suggestions for the best things to do there. New research revealed the most popular countries on social media. This is a company called Titan Travel. They went through TikTok, Instagram, and Google for three years to find the top destination. So according to this site, Japan tops the list as the most popular country on social media.

India comes in second. What? Yeah. And then Canada, Italy, Turkey. country on social media okay uh india comes in second what yeah uh and then canada italy turkey uh we did not make the top 10 apparently no i can see the uh japan one though because i see videos all the time on facebook and instagram where they're like japan's living in 30 50 or whatever and they have the coolest gadgets they have mean. I watch videos like of them just preparing things. Yeah. I don't even know what, there's something they put, I don't know if it's vegetables or whatever in this thing. And I don't know what it's doing to them, but I always am fascinated watching it.

Their videos, they have the coolest gadgets. And they have the little tiny washer and dryer. Yes, it's so cute. Yeah, it's like, wow, man. So adorable. A, they're so small you know and being really i know what does that wash one item yeah uh wow uh man not good news police said in louisville kentucky that 11 people injured in an explosion at a manufacturing plant in the city university

of louisville said it got seven patients from the explosion, including two in critical condition, including burn and blast wounds. The cause of the explosion, not known as of late yesterday, authorities did issue a shelter in place for about a mile until they got it resolved, made sure the air quality was okay, because that was pretty important. Let's see. U.S. District Judge Indira Talwani sentenced Massachusetts Air Guard member Jack, let me say it right, Texelra to 15 years in prison yesterday for leaking classified documents. Can't do that.

No, it's a good idea not to. The 22-year-old pleaded guilty in March to six counts of willful retention and transmission of national defense information under the Espionage Act. He shared documents marked secret and top secret to members of a Discord server he belonged to. His defense attorney described him as an isolated autistic individual who spent a lot of time online. Don't blame the tism. Yeah. Don't blame the tism. Yeah, don't blame the tism.

Don't blame the tism. That's now a superpower. Yeah, like that was a choice you made. That's social media fame. All you've got to be is on the spectrum now to be social media famous. Yeah. Yeah, I think half of the people my wife watches now are on the spectrum of some kind. Same.

Matter of fact, I'm not sure half of everyone on TikTok isn't on the spectrum. Let's see. A federal judge called a halt on a new requirement in Louisiana to display the Ten Commandments in all public classrooms. The judge ruled it unconstitutional on its face. I tend to agree with that. I do, too. Look, if you want to have a sign outside the courthouse and that's what the

state votes for, I think that's fine. But I'm not sure that the school is where any religious material of any kind should be. Absolutely. Especially a public school. I just don't think that's, you know, I mean, that's, that's, no, there's, there's too many choices for kids to make. And I don't think that's the right way to go you can have a code of morals or absolutely no core values just like a corporation would and you can have those up yeah you know and so these are the things we believe in it could even mirror what's in the community i don't care the basic tenets i think of all religion are the same they really are they really if you really break it down every one of them are the same and you can display those

principles and all that but But I don't. Yeah. I mean, if you if you want to don't want the school in charge of certain levels of education, certain areas of education. If I don't want them to religion either. Look, if I don't want them talking about sexuality. Yeah. I also don't want them talking about religion. Those are two topics that belong in my house.

And, you know, and we can have those conversations. I, you know, I know some people are more religious than others, but I think both of my kids are really spiritually grounded, but neither of them were made to go to church or any of that type of thing. We talked many, many times over many, many years about, you know, what spirituality was, what the options are, how to look at it, you know, all those things. We many times talked about it and I helped them arrive at their place of conclusion, which probably, you know, just like all of us changes every few years. Absolutely. And I mean, every decade I was different in what I thought different in what, what I thought about the world,

what I thought about religion, what I thought about everything. Yeah. And my spiritual beliefs and practices have nothing to do with quadratic equations or, you know, the conjugation of a sentence or anything like that. Like, I don't, I don't pray about that. And I was somebody that grew up going to a Baptist church. So I actually went to church with the Clintons. I went to Emmanuel Baptist. I was in Sunday school with Chelsea. But I was also an individual that had to go to Catholic school. My grandmother paid for my education and she was Catholic. And so we went to catholic schools so monday through friday i was being indoctrinated with some some Catholicism and then twice a week i had southern baptist and while the basic tenets of the of the principles the rules are different the rules are very

different and that's very conflicting for a child you know wrestling with you know one thing says this and one thing says this and the rules and blah blah blah um it was it was wild i was never a fan of the doom and gloom style of uh iron brimstone yeah that's not for me no no no i never never thought that that attractive nor welcoming like the catholics because to a certain degree because it was like well you could kind of just do whatever just as long as you were sorry and that that attractive nor welcoming like the catholics because to to a certain degree because it was like well you could kind of just do whatever just as long as you were sorry and like it's it's different you got away with a lot more being catholic at least with baptist well all the dads would sneak out early from the service to go outside and get their cigarettes

before everybody came out yeah yeah then the old joke is what's the difference between a baptist and a Catholic? Catholics say hi at the liquor store. Yep, Catholics say hi at the liquor store. That's true. That's true. So true. Yeah.

Okay, so look at a little doggy said, I didn't have to drive for my motorcycle test of my driving test. Seriously? Yeah, in Benton, he said the guy was bald and hated the sun. Aha. Koda said, good morning. Good morning good morning man how you doing good

morning uh the driver's side mirror should be set to see your blind spot and not the same view as your rear view mirror agreed i was told this by a friend state trooper uncle years ago that's uh jet westmoreland thanks jet man that's good good point absolutely latasha said good morning hope y'all have a blessed day. Well, already. Good morning. It's already happening. Good morning. We were doing some news. Let's get back to it.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, right. After three planes were shot flying into or out of Port-au-Prince, Haiti, over the last few days, the FAA issued a 30-day ban on U.S. flights in the country. So no flying in or out of Cuba right now, particularly Haiti. Yeah, apparently, you know, they were shot three times. They confirmed bullet holes found in American airline flights. So that's not good.

You know, you don't want that. What? I was just thinking, like, you know how, I don't know about y'all, but sometimes we'll go out, you know, and shoot guns, you know. Oh, just randomly, just having fun. And, I mean, apparently it didn't, like, it didn't explode the plane or anything like that. Like, what if some fancy Cubans are out there? Yes, bouncing guns.

I don't know. Lunchables are being pulled from the program that gives free and discounted meals to 30 million low-income kids. that gives free and discounted meals to 30 million low-income kids. The company that makes Lunchables, Kraft Heinz, made the decision to pull the turkey and cheddar cracker stackers and extra cheesy pizza Lunchables from the program, saying that sales of the two products were less than 1% of Lunchables sales. Well, that's not even news. That just means they're taking out the ones that people don't buy.

That's not news. Okay. Hey, here's some even news. That just means they're taking out the ones that people don't buy. That's not news. Okay. Hey, here's some good news. A couple sailing around the Hawaiian island of Oahu last week rescued five scuba divers. They'd been separated from their boat. Camilla Storchy and her husband were sailing. They heard screams for help, spotted five little dots in the ocean. The divers had been

clinging to each other trying to stay afloat and visible when the couple reached them one of them was showing signs of hypothermia vomiting unable to safely bring the group aboard they contacted the coast guard and circled the drivers for 45 minutes trying to keep their spirits up and providing them water they later shared a video on social media, but a Coast Guard helicopter and divers arrived at the scene and they were able to retrieve everyone and everybody is okay. So that's great news. Oh my goodness. I mean, how lucky, you know, if you're stranded out there like that, they get spotted.

I mean, that's... I was over there holding my breath. Like, I love the water. I love... I mean, I wanted to be a marine biologist at one point in time. Did you? Yes. get spotted i mean that's i was over there holding my breath like i i love the water i love i mean i wanted to be a marine biologist at one point in time did you yes but um i get mad motion sickness on the water but oh yeah i have a lot of respect for the ocean in the city i'm not i'm probably won't ever be a scuba diver i i do want to do that and I do plan to do that. It's on my bucket list. But yeah, I get that because water is undefeated as a power. I mean, there's nothing on the planet

more powerful than water. Zero. Patrick Mahomes and Travis Kelsey's houses were burglarized last month. According to a Cass County Sheriff's Office, documents were obtained the burglary at Mahomes Belton, Missouri, a state was reported to cops at midnight October 6th. Then Kelsey's Leawood, Kansas mansion was broken into hours later. How? The same day the Chiefs took on the Saints in Monday Night Football. Well. How do y'all not have massive security?

I don't know, but somebody, you know, they knew the schedule. They knew where they lived. That's insane to me. Yeah, it is, isn't it? Because you would think that they would have top security. Top flight security. Yeah, top flight security of the world, Craig. Yes, yes.

The second round of the college football playoff rankings release going into week 12. Here are the teams primed to participate in the first ever 12-team playoff format. Oregon is number one. Ohio State, two. Three is Texas. Four, Penn State. Indiana, BYU, Tennessee, Notre Dame, Miami, Alabama, Mississippi, Georgia. Arkansas, not.

No, no. Sorry, guys. Yeah, not. No, sorry. No, it's not going to be for a little bit. Three major format changes in the Texas-sanctioned Tyson-Paul fight. Everybody, I'm sure, is getting ready for that. It is kind of a value in a way of speaking because I know that Netflix has gone up on its pricing, but it's still way cheaper than a pay-per-view. I mean, if you signed up for Netflix for a month, what is it, $15, something like that?

$15.20? Yeah. A pay-per-view would be $59, $60, $100. So it's still pretty cheap. Yeah, sign up for Netflix, do the free trial, set an alarm to remind you to cancel it. And boom, there you go. Yeah, that'll do it. We do that a lot.

We do too. On Friday night, millions of people will be gathered to watch the 27-year-old man fight a 58-year-old man on Netflix. When he faces Jake Paul, it will be the first time that Mike Tyson fought in the ring since a 2020 exhibition against Roy Jones Jr. This fight was sanctioned by the Texas Department of Licensing with three caveats in place. Both fighters wearing 14-ounce gloves instead of the 10-ounce that are typically standard in heavyweight fights. That mitigates some of the injury.

Each round will be two minutes instead of three. That benefits Tyson endurance-wise. And the fight is scheduled to go eight rounds, not 10 or 12. When asked if he truly believed he could knock out tyson paul said it's already written in response tyson said i think he thinks it's going to be a very easy night it's not going to be an easy night for you i know that's right i pray it won't be yeah right i want to see this, I want to see him just catch him with that uppercut and clack those Jake Paul teeth up. Man.

Man. Bust them veneers. Yeah, man. I want to see some. I want hairline cracks in those teeth. I want you to have to go to the dentist. Yeah. Wire his jaw shut for a little bit.

Just for a little bit. You know, it'd be all right. Just a little bit. Just a little bit. The Chicago Bears have fired their offensive coordinator, Shane Waldron. You can probably understand why, because they suck right now. He was less than 10 months on the job. They fired him Tuesday after head coach Matt Everfloos promised changes and adjustments for

the struggling Bears. Passing game coordinator Tom Brown promoted to coordinator. Yeah, the Bears have not done well. They're four and five. They've lost three straight games, and they only got 27 points over that stretch. That's not in any possible way good. Is that actually worse than the Cowboys? Nothing is worse than the Cowboys. Nothing is worse. It's just a shame, man.

It really is. It's just all these years. You just can't get it together, you can't get it together. You can't get a run. You can't get deep in the playoffs. You just can't do anything, man. And, you know, every quarterback that comes, you know, they seem awesome, like they're going to do it.

Yeah. I mean, look, Tony Romo had amazing regular season numbers. Absolutely. Could never close the deal. Yeah. Thus far, Dak Prescott. Yeah. Great regular season numbers. Can't close the deal. Thus far, Dak Prescott. Great regular season numbers.

Can't close the deal or can't stay healthy. You know, it's just the Jerry Jones thing. I was going to say, is it the Jerry Jones effect? It is the Jerry Jones effect. You know, you can't get the best coaching staff. And if you're always in it and meddling and and controlling who they they pick and who they choose to recruit uh then it it does get in the way i think and and i think that's the problem you know he look he ran off uh jimmy johnson yeah ran off barry switzer yeah ran off

the big tuna bill parcells oh yeah um loved bill parcells yeah Bill was amazing. Yeah, no, he has, but what he is good at doing is making money. Yeah. The Cowboys franchise still, in spite of sucking since like 95 or 96, just flat gargling balls. They're still the number one most valuable franchise in sports on the planet. Do you think our Razorbacks suffer a little bit of the Jerry Jones effect? I think they did, for sure, especially when Frank Brolls was here. I think Frank Brolls was a little heavy-handed at times with the coaches.

I think now we're not. I just think that the SEC is now more competitive than ever. We have more and better schools in it. Absolutely. Everybody thinks about the heyday back when we were in the old Southwest Conference, and we were playing teams like Tulsa and Rice and teams that really couldn't win, couldn't beat. Yeah. Couldn't beat us.

We were the big dog. Yeah. And we beat on them a lot. But now it's very difficult to out-recruit these other universities because, I mean, Georgia is just a sexier place to be. Yeah. You know, Alabama, they have coasts. Florida has a coast. You know, if you've got an ocean, you beat me every time.

That's true. Texas is Texas. Texas is Texas. Texas is Texas. Yeah. I mean, you stop and think about if you're a kid and you're 18, 19 maybe, years old, and you're looking at all these different places you can go, you have to ask yourself, why do I pick Arkansas over any of these? Yeah.

And it's a tough sell at times. You know, I mean, for us who've lived here a long time you get all the cost of living is great uh you can kayak it's all natural it's fun you know but when you're 19 years old you don't give a goddamn no kayaking who's got the most money and the coolest places you want to meet chicks yep or guys whatever your thing is uh you want to you want to kick it you want to have fun i mean that's what you want to kick it. You want to have fun. I mean, that's what you want to do when you're that age. Kayaking, probably not on the list.

Maybe with your parents once a month or every other month. I don't know. But no, I mean, so it's very difficult to out-recruit them. What we would have to do to even be in that ballpark is have two or three really, really, really good seasons where we were at least close to start recruiting off of that. Now, Petrino, the first time, you know, he leveraged all his NFL contacts and started bringing in a lot of people and talent and stuff like that, and that was helpful, but I don't know if he still has that arm right now or not.

I don't know how much of this has to do with the struggle between Pittman and Petrino. I don't know what's up. But right now we suck on both sides of the ball. We really do. And it's not fun, you know. And of course everybody every year talks about how good we're going to be because we tune up some non-conference asswipe that was brought in to take a beat down, and they think we're going to be the best.

And every year we go through this. We start out strong, and then it starts happening. Let's see what everybody's saying here. On the opposite spectrum of Louisiana, look up the after-school Satan Club in an elementary school in Memphis. Yeah, no, I, I'm familiar with those. I don't find them as awesome, but I, Oh no, I'm just intrigued. It's humorous to me, but, but I, it is again, as I've said, you know, for years and years,

if you're going to platform one, if you got to give to one, you got to give to the other. I mean, that's just how it is. Uh, yeah uh that's that's the that's just the way it's set up you know and it's look it's the same um uh in a lot of different things not just that you know but um but yeah no i i wouldn't personally send my kid to the after school satan coloring club and i don't think probably most people would you know but some might. I guess if they're trying to use their kid to make a statement, and that's fine. Let's see. Oh, Rich One Fall Rockwell says, good morning. What's up, Rich?

How you doing, buddy? Hanging via Twitch. Okay. Brad's over on Twitch watching this. That is one of the places we stream. Yeah, a lot of gamers are on that site. Yeah, no, not that kind of Twitch. No.

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Apparently Eminem filmed a secret cameo on Happy Gilmore 2 and impressed the cast with his comedic acting skills. I can believe that. I can believe that. Yeah, I mean, if you look at his earlier videos back when Eminem was fun, he was silly all the time and i like that eminem much better than the i've recovered and i'm serious all the time eminem that guy you're like blonde eminem not yeah eminem yeah eminem now just depresses me every time i hear him interviewed every time i listen to a song i'm just like man what happened bro you're rich you famous. You got everything in the world. And somehow you're more miserable than you were then. I've seen videos from just video clips from his daughter's wedding. And I don't see one smile.

Really? From him. One smile. But, you know, he was happy for her. I'm sure he was. And all that stuff. And there was some emotion. But I didn't see a smile, a laugh.

Well, this will be good um m's a big fan of the original movie said he was very excited to do it um they said he had great comedic acting skills and uh he did a really good job so that's good i you know you're hearing about cameos already i would imagine that uh happy gilmore to look happy Happy Gilmore probably inspired a lot of the younger comedians and actors of the day. And who doesn't really like that movie? I mean, I've never met anyone who doesn't love it or like it. And I bet he has an all-star cast of people in that.

It was really good. It's probably my favorite Adam Sandler movie. Yeah, it's got to be way up there. That one and Waterboy probably. Oh yeah, Waterboy. I like that. Yeah. Quite a bit. Let's see. Denzel Washington says that he is going to star in Black Panther 3. He shared the news on the Today Show Australia said, I'm only interested in working with the best. I don't know how many more films I'm going to make. Probably not that many.

I want to do things I haven't done. Now, how old do you think Denzel is, by the way? 60-something. Okay. All right. Do you think he's still got Denzel's handsome charm and all that when you see him or no? Is he kind of past that the the charming part yeah okay that's okay he's kind of entered into like older man stage yeah yeah he is he is now

in the category like with morgan freeman okay you know you're a distinguished older gentleman you know i wouldn't look to denzel as a a sex symbol, so not quite the sex symbol now. No, no. But that's okay because you were a little off on his age. He's 79. Jesus Christ. Yeah. Can you imagine Denzel? And I'll tell you something. Dang.

Yeah, black don't crack. No, I don't. Like, dead ass. Like, wow. Look, I thought Morgan Freeman looked old for years until now. Yeah, I agree. Until now. And that new lioness or whatever it is that he's on.

And I was like, holy shit, Morgan Freeman looks old. I thought you already looked. I thought that was it. I thought you'd stay that way from the time you were 40 until you just died. You know, because that's how he's looked forever. But all of a sudden, he don't have any hair. His face is much thinner. And you're like, well, I did not know that Morgan Freeman could age.

Yeah. But he's like almost 90. That's insane. You know, yes. I think he's 87. I can't believe I was that off on Denzel. Well, you know, I think a lot of people would be. Marvel has yet to officially announce the third film, but if Denzel's talking about it.

If Denzel says it, then it's happening. Yeah, it's definitely going to happen without a doubt. Let's see. Tell me if you believe this. I don't. John Krasinski, you know, from The Office, right? From A Quiet Place, those movies. Yeah.

Which are great movies, by the way. He also played Jack Ryan on the series. Yeah, yeah. But he has been crowned People's 2024 Sexiest Man Alive. Why? I don't know. I mean, I'm so puzzled by, you know,

these recent choices that they make. I mean, they're trying to be more inclusive. I know they are, but look, let's be honest. How many women out there, I mean, look, yes, John Krasinski is cute. Yes, when you watch him act, he's got swag about him, and's be honest. How many women out there? I mean, look, yes, John Krasinski is cute. Yes, when you watch him act, he's got swag about him and he's attractive. But when he has his beard, he looks a lot better.

Okay, maybe he does. But he's still not going to be the sexiest man in the world. Did he, like, save some kittens from a burning building? I don't know what he did. I mean, I just don't get it. Is he an ally? There's that. It's like when people keep trying to tell me how good looking Timothy Chalamet is.

He looks like a 12 year old boy. I don't think, yeah, I don't think he's that attractive. He's not. Yeah. I mean, you're just trying to tell me he is, but he's not. I mean, he's, he looks like he's 12. Yeah. And his skin doesn't look real.

No, he's, he's got a weird look about him, honestly. Yeah. He's kind of creepy looking looking to be perfectly honest with you he is kind of like you're not wrong i don't know there's just something about him i'm like you might be a sociopath it could be yeah it could be i mean most of the most attractive ones are yeah you're probably right uh i don't know if there's anything scientific to that but you know i have fancy letters no no you you have any double experience. Uh, this is something that talked about for a long time and now it's, it's really happening.

Uh, if you are a deadhead, I am not, I guess this is exciting for you, but Jerry Garcia can now read a book to you. Now think about that. Jerry Garcia is dead. Yeah.

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Actors that you like will never go. They will be young for it. So there'll be no more shock at Denzel's age because Denzel will stay 45, you know, on film forever. Are they going to get rid of those in memoriam things that like the award shows and everything? No, we're not going to be done with. And here's the thing, Like, how do we know? Now the celebrity will tell you themselves about their death. Yeah. Oh, my God. Well, what if the government gets involved in this and then we have like sleeper cells

and shit everywhere and like Jerry Garcia awakens. I'll tell you what will happen. A Russian sleeper cell. No, the government will buy the rights to some celebrities and use them as propaganda. Oh, my God. It's already happening. It's done. That's what's going to happen.

It happens. You can bet on that. All right, let's see what else is going on of interest here in the celebrity world. Okay, again, this puzzled me even more. And I just don't understand the world right now. I don't either. I don't.

I just don't understand the world right now. I don't either. I don't. But Benny Blanco also got honorable mention in People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive. The only thing sexy about Benny Blanco, there's two things. His girlfriend? His bank account and Selena Gomez. Okay? Yeah.

That's it. There's nothing at all sexy about Benny Blanco. Let's be honest. He may be a nice guy, may be funny, but this is just bullshit. I mean, the only person I think that has ever been able to Bullshit? Yes, baby. It is bullshit.

No, it is. The only person I think that has ever really pulled off a unibrow was Frida Kahlo and Benny. Okay, yeah. I don't like it. Even then, it was more about selma pulling yeah i'm uh no this is ridiculous you're just you're just throwing things i mean it's like saying jonah hill's the sexiest man alive come on man maybe a great actor great guy maybe you can even

fall in love with him hell but he's not the sexiest man alive no i hear he's problematic as well You can even fall in love with him. Hell, but he's not the sexiest man alive. No, I hear he's problematic as well. Well, you think? You couldn't look at him and tell maybe he's a bitch? Yeah, apparently, you know, he gets the girl, and then he's like, all the things that I liked about you and how I met you, I want you to stop doing.

Oh, wow. Like your job. Yeah, you know. Like a surf instructor? Anyways, that's like a year ago. But yeah. And I want you to give private surf lessons ever again. Oh. Well, yeah.

That's my income, Jonah. Yeah, sorry. You know, I guess he's probably saying, look, I got you. But he's like, listen, I want to take care of myself. You know, I know you might be rich. Well, you know, the ladies like to be independent. Well, I think all people should like to be independent. You really should. Well, I think all people should like to be independent. Look, if you have a relationship where, for example, Laura doesn't have a full-time job, so to speak.

She does a lot. Yeah. She does a hell of a lot. But she does not have a full-time job. But that is our choice as a couple. Yeah. And I was very blessed and fortunate to be able to offer that. But, uh, when there's some division of labor, but there is a very strong division of labor, but not only that

there, you know, we've made many concessions for that because obviously we could do a lot more, spend a lot more, buy a lot more if you worked. I mean, look, the kids aren't even home now, but that's just, you know, the way we have divided up things and it works well for us. But I'll still tell you this, she's fiercely independent. Don't get her twisted. And I think it is good for people to be independent as much as possible. Now, if you have a long-term relationship where you've established these things, that's different. But if you're just right off the bat going yeah i'm gonna need you to quit your job now she's like hey i'd like to quit my job daddy well that's different that's different and why is it her well i mean because

she's probably not going to support him with her surfing job oh well that's true i was i was explaining it to talk about other other couples and not just Jonah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And whatever her name was. Well, no, certainly. It's funny. I'm like Jonah and whatever her name was. I don't know her name.

Yeah. Look, if Laura showed up at home today and said, listen, just got a gig. I'm going to make a quarter mil a year. I'd be like, well, it looks like real estate's done. Yeah. Yeah. No, it looks like real estate's done yeah no looks like i'm gonna hang out you know yeah uh we'll be going to have some fun and some travel so no i don't mind uh i i would be glad to stay at home and and trade the roles i you know are you playing the lottery i see that we've got some high numbers in the lottery i don't you know i probably should

but i don't yeah you know i just never think about it to be honest i don't you know i probably should but i don't yeah you know i just never think about it to be honest i don't either i think about it whenever some advertisement comes across something it's like oh it's up to this you know arkansans are buying tickets but i just i just forget about it i don't know i forget but i i i do always hate it must be a certain day that i get in line at the convenience store and there'll be three people getting those and they're never ready nope it takes them forever to be it's like being in the drive-thru like you know what come on man pick a number just pick it before you get there you know what card you want just tell them get it and go well and statistically they say the uh auto generated numbers are better are are better and they are And then you've got the app. There's an app now, y'all.

Like, you don't have to go, well, never mind. Oh, that's right. You can do stuff on an app. You can. You can absolutely do it on the app. I forgot about that. You can't get a scratch off on there, but. Can you get the, like, the Powerball?

You can get all of them. Oh, really? You can get all of them except for scratch offs. Anything but scratch offs. Okay. I did not know that. I do like the scratch offs. I just never really came at them. Yeah. There is just something fun about the scratch offs. They areoffs. Okay. I did not know that. I do like the scratch-offs. I just never really went at them.

Yeah, there is just something fun about the scratch-offs. They are fun, but I always am disappointed because I think I once won a $50 one. I won $100 one time. Really? Yeah, and we were on our way to Tulsa. We had stopped at some random gas station that had a McDonald's, and it was in the median. Yeah. Yeah, so traffic is on either side. I was like, oh, my God, I have to stop here just because I— That's got it was in the median. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, wow.

Traffic is on either side. I was like, oh, my God, I have to stop here just because I can't. That's got to be close to Texas. Yeah. Well, maybe. There's one like that. We're going to Tulsa, so. Near Texas or Canada, I know there's one like that.

Oh, yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Yeah. Yeah. It was good times. Anyway, you were saying, so on those lottery tickets, that you play them or you don't? You're just on the phone?

Well, occasionally I will still get one, especially when it gets up to a certain level because I just kind of have to. And I like the one, the natural state that is just based in Arkansas. You think your odds are better because it's a are better because I do think my odds are better. And I like to stop at random gas stations to get those, you know, like, let me just stop at some random, you know,

a lot of people don't know the gas station. If you win a lottery at the gas station that, you know, one of the big ones, they get a big payout too. They do. They get a very significant payout. So it's a big one for them.

Help your local gas station. Cause some of those are owned by your little mom and pops. But they got rid of my favorite scratch-off, Lotteria. Lotteria was the one for you? Yeah, it was reminiscent of it. It mirrored that game, that Spanish game or Mexican game. I apologize if I'm being culturally insensitive, but it's a game. And you had to do these matching type things.

Oh, okay. It was so fun. That sounds fun. It was so much fun. Junior said, good morning. Hey, what's up, man? Good morning. Good morning.

Hope it's going great for you. So happy to have you in my ear again. Well, man, I'm glad to be all up in your ear, baby. Consent. Billy said, Billy Madison, Matt Owen said, oh oh uh billy madison that that was cute you know it was all right it's not one of my favorites but uh there are some great lines in it yeah uh but it's yeah it's cute for sure i mean it was very very popular uh he he's one of those people who have equally good great movies and horrible bad horrible some horrible movies jack and jill the whatever six uh

that's called something i don't know yeah um have you seen hubie halloween yeah it was all right it was all right it was cute yeah i mean it was fine great support in that movie he does say that's my nicest way to say it he does well in uh those kind of kids type things. I mean, he's got a voice that lends itself to that. And, but yeah, I like grownups fine. You know, it's,

it's good grownups. I don't go back and watch it a lot or what's the one click. I don't watch that a lot. I never saw it. It's okay. You know, I'm trying to think what, you know,

all of his movies these days are pretty good but they're not phenomenally funny like to me they he was he found a formula now 50 first dates is pretty great i do like that one it's a cute movie yeah i do like a very cute movie i like i like all the cameos like rob schneider rob schneider he does steal a lot of these with cameos that are really funny. Yeah. God love him. He wouldn't work if it weren't for Adam.

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Yeah. It's a great gift to get young parents and new parents. Get it right along with those diapers. You're getting them the teething rings and everything. Yeah, get them a little gift card for baby Botox. And if it's a girl, you can do the mother-daughter package. Oh, yeah, that's a great combo package. I think you should. Yeah.

The National Toy Hall of Fame has some nominations. They have the finalists for the toy hall of fame like to talk about that every year uh praised for versatility and universal appeal balloons made the list of 12 finalists being considered for the honor that's right the balloon well i can say you know that makes sense you know um rubber that can be blown up tends to be. It is fun, isn't it? Yeah. In one way or another.

In one way or another. Yeah. Also, first-time contenders include the trampoline. These are all death traps. Yeah, they are. They really are. And the party game apples to apples. No.

So a panel of judges and the public will vote on which of the finalists get inducted uh in november you know what uh you know what toy i think is is the most fun these days what um a uh a tens a tens machine a tens why would that be that's how's that fun well for an individual like myself a lady you know know, with all the feminist rage that I have in me, I take delight in inflicting, oh, no, I shouldn't say that. Let me retract that. In welcoming our individuals that don't experience some of the things that the uterus holders go through. Oh, yeah.

Inviting them into that world and into the realm. Yeah, and you know, Patrick, I know that you are a huge feminist and a major ally to the uterus holders. Well, sure, yeah, absolutely. To birthing parents. Yeah, the birthers. Yeah, definitely an ally. Well, I brought you something today

you brought me something i did i did i'm a caring person i'm sorry you know what i'm moved by this let me just stop for a second be patient with this thing what what do you mean you brought me something i brought a tens machine well what does that have to do with me well i knew that you would want to know what it felt like to be a possessor of a uterus at least that certain special time of the month whenever it tries to kill the uterus holder oh and this uh will simulate the pain of period cramps uh this this will simulate the pain of of of period cramps? This will simulate the pain of period cramps or like giving birth or like labor. Well, period cramps.

I don't know if you could possibly, if we could reach that level, but I am willing to try if you are. You want to attach this to me? I would like to attach. And you want to cause me to have menstrual cramps. I do. And,

uh, okay. Hmm. All right. Do you want to do this now or do we want to bring our, our friend in? No, we'll,

you, you, where are you going to put that? Uh, let's, let's put it on your, your area. Which area?

Um, your abdomen. Okay. Which area? Your abdomen. Okay. Okay. That's fine. Come over here. Slide over here. All right. You jumped in just the right a long time.

Yeah. Might be saving you. I'm talking about some stuff. Let me turn your mic up. He looks a little nervous. He's like, oh, snap. What did I show up to? Let me see if I can hear you.

Go ahead. Okay. Yeah. You hear you. Go ahead. Okay. Yeah, you're good. All right. Now what you want to do is just stay right on that like that. There you go. Yeah, we do have. Maybe.

Maybe. No, you'll have to suffer for a minute. But what's your name, man? I'm Scott Keith. Scott Keith. I am excited to have you. I'm excited to have you, too. I'm a big fan.

I've been listening to you for years. Really? I'm not just saying that. Well, man, I appreciate the hell out of it. Thank you. Hey, Scott. I am excited to have you here. I'm excited to have you, too. I'm a big fan. I've been listening to you for years. Really? I'm not just saying that. Well, man, I appreciate the hell out of it. Thank you, man. Great. Yeah, the guy in the movie was just saying that. Just kidding.

What? Oh, yeah. I'm kidding. No, that's cool, man. So you're a comedian, right? Yeah, yeah. I'm a local comedian, Little Rock base. You know, go all over.

But I'm based right out here in North Little Rock. And, you know know from conway originally but doing that working the road how long have you been uh doing uh i'm my fifth year five almost really yeah man that's awesome man and you you're you're about there yeah no it's happening i'm getting more work you know um yeah work at the looney bin here in town a lot it's awesome uh we love them yeah no, no, they're great. They run a great show there. They do.

The crowd's here at Little Rocker. What's great about doing comedy here is, like, if you can do comedy here, I think you can do it just about anywhere. We've heard that a couple times. We were just having that conversation because, you know, there's something about the audience here that they just don't have the patience or what have you that maybe in other areas they do and and you might be surprised by that being that we're southern yeah but uh no a little hospitality different kind of no they're they're honest hard-working

folks and they want to blow off some steam and if you're not letting them blow off some steam they'll let you know yeah if you're if you're bringing in your highbrow bullshit joke they're not going to have it you know they want you to get them. Oh, man, that's awesome, man. Well, I'm so glad that you're here to hang out and have a good time with us. When is your, do you have any upcoming shows, by the way? Yeah, I got a couple this weekend. Do you?

Yeah, yeah. I got here in North Little Rock at The Joint, which is in Argenta downtown. Love that place. Yeah. Cool place. Great, great. Yeah, very cool. I was working out new jokes there last night.

We got something Friday. We got a little showcase. Oh, do you? Okay, that's cool. So you're going to be in a showcase, so several comedians. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And that's at the Joint? Yeah, that's at the Joint this Friday.

And you can find us all on my social media, Scott K Comedy, Instagram. Scott K Comedy? Scott K Comedy. On Instagram? Yeah, yes. media scott k comedy uh instagram and scott k comedy on instagram yeah yes and uh saturday uh we'll see how this goes i'm going to joplin for puff puff laugh it's a 420 yeah they have a complimentary dab bar which i am terrified to eat a complimentary dab bar i go up sober you don't want me to no i can't do it you're my buddy eugene oh yeah yeah yeah last week earlier this week oh he's great i love him i've seen him hit a dab and

go on stage i can on a man i can't do that no no there's there's no no way that i'm doing that i i i will have uh one drink normally sometimes two that's it that's the max i've found that any more than that and i'm not oh yeah where i need to be and i certainly don't uh spliff it up before i get on because it i gotta stay crispy you know you're forgetting stuff it's all fixture timing because of yeah a special perception of time i'm talking to everybody like they're my dad yeah right no no doubt about it man no doubt well. So did you want to hook this up? Yeah, I can do that. What do I need to do here?

Whatever you want to do. Hold on. I'll tell you what we're going to do. We're going to do this. Just give me one second. We're going to take a quick super break here while she does this. And you listen to this exciting music while we do. Okay. Just give us one second. Thank you. you might be yeah it'd be great uh yeah let's let's swap you out over there real quick all right so we now have um this machine hooked up to me uh yeah she hooked it up and uh i'm sorry i had to uh uh you know go to the screen because i had to lower my you know i had to show somebody to get these where they were supposed to be

they have to be down by my ovaries you know what i mean so uh and and you're just gonna at your leisure or what how's this gonna work i mean um however it's gonna work uh is i mean is it on i don't feel anything or I don't feel any cramps right now so I guess that's not that oh son of a yeah well yeah I feel it are you kidding that's a two yeah no I felt that that just showed up yeah let me just breathe well I'm just anxious man i mean i don't love pain you don't you love oh son of a what the god bless america man i'm enjoying this way too much yeah i know i can see that i'm getting a little red no i'm the one oh are you getting rid of it son of a let's see hey i'm trying to read here this is why people lay up on the couch and eat chocolate.

Christ, man. This year's nominees include the best-selling, we're talking about the toys that are nominated for the Hall of Fame. All right. Oh, yeah, toys nominated for the Hall of Fame, Scott. Yeah, this year's nominees include the best-selling Choose Your Own Adventure game book. And I did love those when I was a kid.

Same. Yeah, did you do those? book uh and i did love those when i was a kid same yeah did you do those oh yeah i love those yeah i would read them and choose every way you could choose uh let's see oh i don't know who i'm having more fun watching you are enjoying america torturing you all right laura i want want a Christmas card for this. Hess toy trucks, which have signaled the holiday season since 1964. Just breathe, Patrick. Remote-controlled vehicles and the stick horse. You need a heating pad? Shut the fuck up. All right, we'll take it down a notch.

We'll take it down a notch. rounding out the list phase 10 uh sequence and pokemon trading cards along with two personal or perennial nominees my little pony and transformers both of which debuted in the 1980s why are they perennial nominees why have my littleony and Transformers not made it into the Hall of Fame? That's a really great question. What does perennial mean? Evergreen. Evergreen. Continual.

Well, that makes sense. These 12 toys represent the wide range of play from strategic to, well, they're just talking about the toys. All right. So let's see. Also, last year's inductees, baseball cards. Technically, I guess it's kind of what you do. Cabbage Patch Kids, Fisher-Price, Corn Popper. Hell yeah. Corn Popper. Oh, God damn it.

I wish I met all my new friends. Nerf foam toys. I've been way too much fun. Oh, my God. Listen, I would never make it through the month. Oh! What are you doing, for God's sake here? That's on a five.

Why are you tort, for God's sake here? I can't even. That's on a five. Right. Why are you torturing? You're just torturing me, Amanda. Okay, so one side is between five and six, and one is between three and four. Yeah, I know which is which. I can tell you that. God bless America. My left ovary's dying. I'm trying to poop my left ovary right now.

Okay. We should have put one of these on Scott. No, it's not fair to torture the new guy i'm not a post i am kind of curious but also terrified yeah well no you trust me just stay curious all right anyway so tell us about uh about uh you you've been performing for five years now yeah yeah and you travel all around the u.s yeah i do um like uh in late september i had a show in new york and uh you're cracking me up uh which was great you know in new york how hard was that man it wasn't it really wasn't i think it's like i was saying you know it's all mindset isn't it it's

all mindset and people make a big deal out of it like because i've seen new yorkers you know or like californians come down and i have nothing against them. Right, obviously. I do. JK. But no, I've seen them come down here and think it's going to be easy. And, you know, they... Oh, no.

Oh, it's going to be so easy to impress the... The yokes. We don't care, honestly. Yeah. Also, you know, it's not like we're isolated anymore. No, everybody knows now, yeah. So, you know, I went up there. It was great. There were some great comedians on it uh me and some other arkansas buddies went up

with some new york friends we got that's what i was telling oh that's what i was telling someone the other day is that funny is funny no matter where you are no matter what your accent is no matter what your background is you know so i learned that traveling around myself because you know you perform here and people have heard you they know you and so you kind of have a warm audience right off the bat and so when i when i started going out of state i was really nervous at first because i was like well nobody's going to know me they may not give a damn and that's when you find out if you really are funny or not, you know, what would you say as far as your humor goes? What, what are, what things do you like to

focus on? What do you have a particular area you work in or what are you, what are you about? Man? I usually just, I talk about a lot of different things. Some of it's a more observational or cultural, you know, talk about my family a lot. Yeah. That's relatable to everyone. So a lot of relatables there. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah. You got to keep it, you know, broad. And then kind of go into more specific stuff as you go on. Sometimes I'm just like, oh, I read this thing the other day, and I think it's funny. Yeah, I like to. I was on the Patrick and the People show, and he kept having people.

Yeah, right? Daniel Tosh. Patrick is an ally. No, he really is. Oh, goodness. oh goodness daniel tosh letting y'all daniel tosh has a set uh i think it's called happy people and i love one of the things that he talks about in there and it's so true as a comedian is you'll start with a really broad joke and then you keep dialing it down further and further and further until you've only got a couple people in the audience that even get it. But it's fun to do.

Those kind of jokes that only a few people get, like little Easter eggs you drop. So that's a lot of fun. I've had people sit in the front row looking at me with laid back, with one raised eyebrow, not getting what I'm saying. And that's as funny to me as people oh yeah it can be it can be yeah what did you say yeah you want everybody doing that but you know so as far as um you know people that you've met as you've traveled around have you run into any uh pretty big name uh actors comedians

anybody um yeah i've run into something like on that uh one show and you're cracking me up uh sean donnelly who's a seller comic comedy seller comic you know he was on there okay he's really great to meet um i've worked with like sam miller who's really up and coming right now yeah yeah yeah i've heard of him yeah he was great he's out of olympia washington you know um he's a great guy. And he does a good job. God damn it. I'm sorry, y'all. When I tell you the intensity level that shoots through you, like I am just shades of ripping this son of a bitch off.

I'll tell you that right now. I am, man. You're going to have to cut me a little slack here, man. All right. All right. Oh, man. I am enduring it. I like to imagine your face is what God's face is. Got me a little slack here, man. All right, all right. Oh, man, I am enduring it. God!

I like to imagine your face is what God's face is. Yes! Oh, my God. He was making women. Oh, my God. He was like, this is going to be so funny. Yeah, no doubt. Ow!

Okay. If y'all run into me today, and I am like six degrees of... Happy? Yeah. Yeah, because you... Yeah, I've been called God and I've inflicted pain on a white man. Hey.

Why do you call me white? Okay. Just a man. I appreciate it. I apologize. My soul isn't. We're going to hit eight. No, you're not. No, you're not. It's still on seven. This is terrible. Eight is the highest it goes. No, you're not. No, you're not.

It's still on seven. This is terrible. Eight is the highest it goes. No. Just stop. You're just crazy. Do you want me to turn it off? Oh, my God. I'm not doing anything.

I cannot communicate anymore, so you're going to have to stop. Okay. All right. We're stopping. We're stopping. We're stopping. Just give me a break for a little bit. Jeez, Louise, that was rough, man. Oh, my God. we're stopping we're stopping we're stopping just give me a break for a little bit geez louise that

was rough man oh my god if we could all just take a break from the the period yeah right there wouldn't it be nice if the ladies could just say i'm done there's your privilege patrick you can take a break from it yeah no i'm good um yeah okay let me get my bearings here now let's do this uh let's just uh yeah here here. I'm here for a minute. Scott, were you in the middle of saying something when I did that? If I was, it wasn't as important as that. Okay, here, just hold on a second. You know what? As a real estate agent, I've seen lots of homes get caught up in probate. That's when somebody dies and they don't have a will. And the next thing you know, siblings are arguing over houses, possessions, cars, things like that. That is a

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david lindsey's the service manager there i've told the story uh over and over that had someone come out tell me i need a brand new air conditioning unit seven grand he came the next day when i got the second opinion 187 dollars total that's a better deal and uh because of that i've always used him and i'm telling you that cabotmechanical.com or you can call david 502-2720 it's 502-2720 and get that stuff checked out you've got um holidays coming up and you know you really don't want aunt edna or grandpa joe bitching the whole time about your h. Yeah, you don't want that. The heat, the air.

You just want them complaining about your life choices. Yeah, yeah. Stay on the life choices. Leave my AC alone. This is not good news. Scientists warn that men could be eventually facing extinction. Just men? Just men due to the steady deterioration of the Y chromosome

that plays a critical role in male reproduction and is housed in the testicles. What'd y'all do? I don't know. Unlike women who have two X chromosomes, men possess an X and a Y, with the Y containing 45 genes compared to the X's 900. You want to know why guys are a little dumber? I don't wonder. For making sperm, a lot of cell divisions are needed. Each cell division, a chance for mutation. This vulnerability coupled with the Y chromosome's inability to fix itself has led it to lose 97% of its ancestral genes over millions of years.

Wow. It means you're jacking off too much. No, it does not. It definitely doesn't mean that. It says the extinction is not an immediate threat. It could take another 6 to 7 million years. Oh, bless it.

We are not going to be around that long who cares who cares ai's taking over in the next 40 years in the next 50 years what do i care no i'm gonna be living in the cloud like seriously yeah right right that's right yeah yeah consciousness uploaded yeah that that you might actually really you could you could i i i think i'm too far uh past that. I'm sure that they won't. I can see what your body couldn't withstand. You think? Well, that's a good point.

All of a sudden, you know, that's a good point right there. No, don't. It's off. It's off. It's off. I can't. Let's talk about Butter for a minute. This really isn't about Butter.

You might remember the 2000s movie idiocracy have you ever seen that yeah a lot of people like that movie mike judge movie yeah uh where the human race descends to stupidity yeah in the future well we may have arrived early no big box retailer costco announced this we're calling 80 000 pounds of butter this week it's not expired 80,000 pounds of butter this week. It's not expired. It's not contaminated with any bacteria. But they forgot to add the warning label,

product contains milk. You're killing me. Do you know how stupid we have to be to have to have labels that say may contain milk on the cheese? Yeah. It's ridiculous. Yeah. I mean ridiculous. Yeah. I mean, who doesn't?

If you don't know cheese contains milk, then you deserve whatever comes from it if it gives you poops. Yeah. That's natural selection. That is. That's exactly what that is. If you in school didn't pay enough attention to know cheese is made with milk, then hey, sorry for you. Yeah, you're absolutely not sorry. Your gene pool is going extinct.

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Is that like, is it malt liquor? Is it like spiked Mountain Dew? It's like a seltzer sort of. Yeah, it's like the. Is there alcohol in it? Yeah, absolutely. It's Mountain Dew Zima. Okay.

That's what it is. Mountain Dew Zima. I mean, that's all these new things are very Zimaima. Okay. Okay. That's what it is. Mountain Dew Zima. I mean, all these new things are very Zima-like. Yeah. So you can go to any place in Appalachia or the South. You could go anywhere you want. Oh, they certainly have that. They certainly have that.

I haven't seen those yet, but it's interesting, all the new alcoholic beverages. Oh, yeah. They got all these spike things now these different uh you know what you know they have an alcohol-free uh white claw now really yes it's exactly that yeah it's sparkling water i know they have an alcohol-free mountain dew yeah it's yeah it's yeah it's sparkling water uh i'll tell you what wtf they do have and they have it at the loony bin and uh it's kind of, which is weed water or weed Drink or weed infused drinks

Quote me on that, but I think it's one of those words one of the Delta's Right that little loophole legal until you sit on fire. I'm gonna tell you what Somebody told me about that, and my son, he came back from a store and said, man, I just got this and this. And he goes, bro, this is weed. And he showed it to me. He said, look. I said, bro, that looks and smells like weed.

I said, but I'll be honest with you, I'm not 100% sure yet until I've field tested it. So why don't you roll that up and let's see what it is yeah no i was i was uh no i tried to get some cbd to help me sleep next thing i know i'm like curled up in a ball yeah yeah yeah no going back to the womb and introspection i have no doubt about it man no that's it the new weed is so strong now man i mean you know back you know, back in the day, I say this all the time, they used to have where they would talk about one-hit weed, which was like a unicorn. It wasn't real.

Yeah, it didn't exist. You'd never see it. But now, oh, no, now there's some one-hit stuff that you hit it once and you're like, man, you set that down for a minute. Especially those dabs. No, I can't imagine anybody. That's one thing. When audiences are dabbed out like that, though, sometimes they don't laugh. I bet it's i can't imagine anybody um that's one thing when audiences

are dabbed out like that though sometimes they don't bet it's hard to make them laugh yeah well there's a there's a big difference between um a big difference between smoking weed and hitting dabs dab will knock you i mean it'll out you man you will be parked right yeah that's that's for people who don't know that's just concentrated yeah yeah i mean it's like if you took if you ever look at a bud and you look at all the crystals on it all right those crystals if you look in the bottom of the bag it's called keef and uh they take all that, and make a butter out of it that they call, or wax that they call dab. And so it's the most potent. And then they introduce all kinds of terpenes in it and, you know, all kinds of things as well.

No, it's crazy. It'd be like if I went to a comedy club and they were selling shots of PGA. They were just giving out a lot of great alcohol. That's right. No, that's it. I don't know. I don't want to deal with these people like this. That's why we forgot about PGA.

Did you? That usually happens when you drink it. I haven't touched PGA since like 97. No, I haven't since 1987. Seriously. Because the last time I did, it was not a good event. I was in a field somewhere

that was different from the field I was supposed to be in my buddy who's now a doctor at the mayo clinic uh because he did something with his life oh fancy yeah uh but he he took me home took me and put me in bed put the covers on me because i was so hammered i could not function really yeah oh my pga yeah he's good you think that's when he decided to become a doctor he's like i gotta take yeah i probably inspired him to his calling these people just aren't doing it yeah you know you did some good yeah yeah i did i inspired changing lives even then look at you yeah changing now now i i woke up the next morning looking for my skull and I couldn't find it.

Yeah. I dipped for like two years of my life and I was looking for it and I couldn't find it. I found an empty can. I opened it. When the smell hit me, I realized what happened. I ate the can the night before. Oh my God. Because I kept taking dips and I'd swallow it on accident because I was so drunk.

I didn't know. And so it didn't affect me then. But boy, when I woke up, it did. Oh yeah. It was the worst headache I've ever had in my life to this day. Yeah, I mean, your gut had to be a hazmat zone, right? It was. No, I'm shocked the ET team didn't show up and cordon it off. Was that better or worse than the period cramps?

Oh, man, I don't know. That's tough right there. We never made it to eight, so we can, I mean, I can help you make that decision real quick. We'll go to eight after eight. How about that? Let's wait a little longer, man. I just stopped sweating a minute ago, man. That's brutal, man.

We'll have to tell Kerry to turn the air down in here or something. Yeah, he was sweating. I was, man. Upper lips. Are you a TikTok guy? No. No, no, you you a TikTok guy? No. No, no, you don't like it? No.

You don't like it? Don't use it? What? I don't use it. I guess, you know, I'm a millennial. I guess it's more of a younger people app. I don't know. My friends make fun of me, and I'm just, I don't need another distraction.

I understand. I get it. I get it. I don't like that. And I'm like, why you let Chinese companies spy on me when I could let American companies spy on me? No, no. I'd rather my privacy be sold by the USA.

Right. You're a TikTok person, aren't you? A little bit? No. No? No? I mean, I have an account for business purposes. Gotcha.

But we haven't done anything with it. Do you have a social media you like to use? I use Instagram mostly. You use Instagram a lot. I love Instagram. Instagram. Okay. Well, i think this

is applicable to both scrolling on tiktok or instagram could be a real pain in the ass for anyone who's suffered from hemorrhoids uh this is saying if you sit on the the commode a lot and a tiktok or instagram that you are upping your case of uh of hemorrhoid okay so is it different if i'm scrolling facebook no absolutely absolutely okay yeah no those two will not cause it no they they were citing tiktok what if i'm reading a book yeah it would also be the same yeah i think it's just sitting for a long time also i think with tiktok you're getting mad at russian bots the whole time so your blood vessels are falling out of your eyeballs it's a russian bot i'm getting mad at russian bots the whole time so your blood vessels are falling out of your eyeballs i doubt it's a russian bot i'm getting mad at it's probably some 12 year old you know influencer yeah yeah that could be the case tell me i'm fat yeah some kid doing yeah or kim k

kim k on there telling me to buy her what you don't like her stuff her stuff i can't afford her stuff no yeah is it? I'm assuming so. Well, so you don't really know. So you're speaking out of your head. Yeah, I am. Do I look like I wear makeup or shapewear? I don't know. This feels like a trick question.

Yeah, it seems like a dangerous place for me to be right now. It's not. I don't think I can risk that. No, this sounds like a do you find my friend attractive question. No, no. Oh, no. Don't ever answer that one. I quit being that type of person.

Trapper? Yeah, about 20 years ago. That's good. That's good. Yeah. I'll tell you what. We should have done this 20 years ago, and we didn't. This is the segment. Not like the other. We didn't. a shit. Yeah.

Whackadoo. In the news. Yeah, that's good times. The Christmas album coming this fall. Yeah, very excited. Were you able to secure Carrie Underwood for a couple duets? Well, you know what? I don't know if she's going to be able to do what we talked about one,

but I don't know if she's going to be able to get in in time for that. But I am hoping maybe Casey Musgraves. That was going to be my next question. She tends to be a little bit more accessible. Yeah, definitely. Yeah, a little bit more down to earth. Oh, for sure. Big fan. Yeah, yeah.

And definitely going to have Jelly Roll. Oh, yeah. Miley? No, no Miley. No Miley? No, not this time. I bet Jelly Roll would be down. Is your man a Christmas album?

Oh, well, I mean, based on the success of that song, yeah. That's a Patrick original. You didn't know? It's like the most downloaded song on the planet right now. I mean, everybody's, I can't go anywhere without somebody playing that intro. You can get it as a ringtone or a callback tone. Yeah. Yeah, you can.

You can. It's amazing. Is it going to be all Patrick originals or are you going to do some? Oh, no, definitely the originals, you know, but I may do one cover, you know, but probably originals. That's how I like to get down. Well, if Mariah will let him do it, he's going to do all I want for Christmas. But we all know how temperamental she can be. I would much rather hear Patrick.

Yeah. You know, she's really only famous for that song. So, I mean, I can understand her not wanting to give up any sort of rights to it. But I would maybe disagree with that. She might be one of the best-selling artists of all time. I don't know. For that song? No.

I'm kidding. Also, I would sell my soul to be famous for one thing as much as she is for that. Yeah, I hear you on that. She is famous as hell. A tropical wave in the caribbean could strengthen oh no that's not going to do it that's not going to do it uh here you go an unreleased prince album getting ready to hit the auction block dr fink who worked with prince as a member of the revolution also part of his uh side project back in 79 they

recorded an unreleased album that's the one going up for bid. The auction will take place Friday via the UK-based pop store. Among the other items he's selling are 39 cassette tapes recorded during rehearsals with Prince, a draft script for Purple Rain, a number of gold and platinum discs, and a range of stage costumes and shirts. But the album, that's the big thing. He's going to make probably a fat load of money on that. Are they going to release it to the public, for those of us that want to hear it?

I would imagine that would be the goal, whoever buys it. I hope so. Why wouldn't you? How cool. I hope it wouldn't be a prestige thing, like people trying to buy a Warhol or something. Just hold on to it. Yeah, just hold on to it.

It'd be dicks like that. For instance, I mean, I know he has a vault full of music that, I mean, he just recorded. He does. And, I mean, I read his house. His entire house was wired. Yeah. I want to go to Paisley Park. No matter where he's staying.

No matter where he was, if he had an idea for a song, he'd just, you know. It makes sense. And also, he could go all George Orwell on Oz. See, he was Diddy without the drugs. You know, he was Diddy that they. He didn't need no drugs. The ladies just came and said, hey, I'll take my clothes off. Let's go.

He probably turned away more. Yeah, they probably tried to Diddy him. Yeah, they probably did. He said, nope. Nope. I don't know. Maybe I would have said yes blouses blouses uh okay uh check this out there was a sweet find dropped off at a missouri thrift store and

employees trying to make sure the item gets back to the owners tina eifert manager of the salvation army family store in hannibal found a pile of letters sent by chester McKean or McMean to his wife Alma. Alma. While he was stationed overseas in World War II, no way to trace where the donation came from, so Eiper called in local investigative journalist Megan Duncan to help. The couple had three kids and a life before they passed, and they've now tracked down one of their sons,

and they're going to return that package of letters to them. Aw. That's real sweet. That is really sweet good for them yeah there's interesting stuff that makes it into uh donation piles i'm sure whoever sorts through that has a lot of stories oh yeah i mean aaron aaron has a lot of stories of the stuff that gets sent to the van they actually have a wall of fame and shame oh yeah they do and it is hilarious some of the things people donate for homeless is a little surprising like the homeless probably don't need negligee no stripper boots stripper boots they don't need them period ramp simulators none of that shut your mouth maybe that i don't know i don't know uh let's see uh for anyone hoping for another back to the future

sequel or reboot nope thank god writer and franchise co-creator bob gale said the three movies musical and cartoons are all there will ever be hold the phone he is not selling the rights to anyone else ever there's another one there's a musical yeah apparently i you know i saw um i was scrolling this morning when i got here there's apparently a musical for uh cabin in the woods the horror movie yes wow it's a play production have you seen schindler's list the musical i was like how oh my god uh lincoln nebraska is asking the public to name their snow plows a tradition for the city to have the contest residents submit their names through November 26th.

No profanity. Starting December 16th, the top 25 names be voted on by the public. Last year's winning names were Clearopathra, Scoop Dog, Plowy McPlowface. That's my favorite. Darth Blader. Y'all. Austin Plowers. That's my favorite. Darth Blader. Y'all. Austin Flowers. That's good.

Truck Norris. Ooh. Anti-Sno-Shell. And Snow Big Red. I love it. So that's kind of funny. I'll admit, that's funny. Those are good.

Those are good. Good job, y'all. Boy, this is a surreal moment. Police arrest a cigarette smuggler disguised as a water hyacinth as he tries to cross a river from paraguay to argentina uh that's a plant yeah he's trying to appear as a floating plant apparently the military said uh hey that's that's that's a human being right there so they pulled him up and handcuffed him. Then they discovered he'd been pushing 200 packs of Rodeo King-sized cigarettes in four black boxes under a flexible wire mesh covered with a mix of leaves and

artificial plants tied to his body. So he was smuggling cigarettes. They said they checked him over to make sure he wasn't suffering from hypothermia and then took him to the station. The incident occurred near cerrito island we've all been there in the uh in argentina area uh yeah no that's a a bad idea apparently didn't go well how desperate do you got to be to smuggle cigarettes man especially especially down there i mean you know how how long of a of a span was he trying to go? I don't know. I don't know.

Argentina, so that's pretty far. Yeah. Louisiana police on the hunt for a woman with a hot pink bag and a bold streak. She's accused of swiping an 18-wheeler in broad daylight, allegedly tied to thefts across multiple areas. She stole the semi at 6 a.m. Sunday from a business in Louisiana. Police shared video footage of the suspect to Facebook, where a woman in a black hoodie, shorts, and flip-flops seen looking around with her hands on her hips. She's got a hot pink bag hanging across her body.

She's also wanted for involvement in other thefts. I want to see the dash cam and body cam footage when they catch her. And good for her for knowing how to drive an 18 wheel. I mean, that is something now. We do have a truck driver. Yeah, there's very few. Maybe, yeah, get the Diesel Driving Academy to hire this trick.

Chicago area Democrat is facing charges after crashing her car while under the influence and then making some crude comments to a police officer about his small penis uh-oh uh probably not the time to make small dick jokes but you know hey what do i know chicago police arrested cook county board of review commissioner samantha stills sunday november 5th after she crashed into another vehicle and refused sobriety tests do you know who i am uh i observed her eyes were bloodshot and glossy to take the strong odor of alcohol

during the arrest she made vulgar comments repeatedly said is your penis that small um she was treated for head injuries and due to appear in court on the 27th uh yeah she's uh she's probably going to get convicted so as much as i love dash cam and body cam footage i would very much like to see you know their reaction videos after you know after they've sobered up i'd like to see them sober and watch i want them to see their video let me let me see a video of you watching you. Yeah, like those React channels on YouTube. I want to see you watching you. That's you, boo.

Yeah, I know. Acting like that. Like a dumbass. In public, in front of your kids, in front of... Those are the words that you said. Yeah. How you feel about that, sis?

Or bro, whoever? A coyote that had a plastic jug over its head for at least a week. Or a baby. Was rescued by members of the public in over its head for at least a week. Or maybe. Was rescued by members of the public in Illinois, now recovering at a wildlife rescue. The coyote had been seen wandering with its head stuck in the plastic container for at least a week, but had evaded attempts to rescue it. Well, you can imagine it's probably terrified.

It can't see. It doesn't know if you're a predator, so it's freaking out. terrified. It can't see. It doesn't know if you're a predator, so it's freaking out. But a pair of residents, Michael and Dave, were able to get the jug before Flint Creek rescuers arrived. Priscilla remained concerned that the animal was not moving. The female coyote taken to Flint Creek currently getting IV fluids for dehydration, and they expect a full recovery. God love it, man. That's a sucky place to be there. Is she available for fostering and adoption? I don't think coyotes are.

I think not. I think that's a big no to that. Once they have human contact, can I do it? I don't know. I also think you can't raise a hyena in your house. I'd like to see it, right? I mean, I didn't. I just asked about coyotes.

You know what? They're actually. They're adorable is what they are. You know what? I saw somebody who had an actual pet hyena. Now, they don't live here. They live overseas. But it was just like a dog, really.

This wasn't your Joe Exotic interview, was it? No, no, no, no, no, no. That's coming up. But no, it was not that. Can't wait for that. No, it's going to be great, man. That's going to be a great interview. Here, let's do something different.

Does your cat hate you? Never mind. I's going to be a great interview. Here, let's do something different. more than you do if you get your cat glitter litter made of diamonds maybe his attitude will improve pooping on diamonds will do that and if jay-z can afford litter made of diamonds anyone can if your cat is still mean after you give him diamonds to poop on he's probably just an asshole just stop feeding him glitter litter made of diamonds because your cat deserves better all right let's see uh okay uh let's listen to what you guys are saying. Wendy said, I'm in Oklahoma today. Wendy is our truck driver who came in and hung out on the show with us. Phoenix. You remember her?

Yeah. Phoenix is her handle. That's right. And so, hey, be careful in Oklahoma. Patrick and the people, I got a man crush on you, buddy. That's Dennis Eckman. You talking to Scott over here? The man crush? I'll tell you. I got a man crush on you, buddy. That's Dennis Ekman. You talking to Scott over here? The man crush? I'll tell you. I'm a comedian. I'm a sucker for validation. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's got to be you. He's got a man crush on. Jay said, morning, all. What's up, buddy? Hit the like button. Yeah, that's right. Hit that like button, baby. Good morning. Hope you all are having a great morning. Gets better every day. Starting to sound better than the show we don't speak of uh thanks for help the other day oh in the house looking uh this guy's oh that's nice thank you crystal you're so sweet she she was thanking me for something else i'd help her with on the side uh mike said you'll love this patrick the taint area oh no i'm not should put a ball cramp simulator yeah no i i don't know uh girls couldn't handle the ball cramp nobody can handle that that's too much that that's got to be i i guess the closest to giving birth feeling

you would get is when you get a ball cramp when you get right when you get wracked in the balls then kidney stones oh i've heard that too yeah i've had kidney stones you've also had a baby i have had a baby which was worse you get all hopped up on drugs for the baby, though, right? Some do. Kidney stones, too. Some do. Yeah. Yeah.

I would honestly say what's coming to mind is the kidney stones just because it was such a – I'm thinking of all the context involved in that with giving birth. I mean, the contractions were painful. They took my breath away, but I knew what was going on. You know, there, there was knowledge behind what was going on when I, the anxiety and fear may have played part in that. I would say so. Okay. That's sensible. You know? yeah i've known uh some people pretty close to me who've had i've never had a kidney stone but i've known people who have and it it seems to be amazingly painful and i get why i mean it's you know if you see those things under a microscope they look like you know crystals with daggers on them trying to come down your pee hole yeah and that's that's not

a good place to to have it you know what i mean that's a it's probably pretty rough yeah at least you're supposed to give birth yeah yeah right right right right you're not supposed to shoot that out of your no no um let's see uh who else here saying anything can you have scott get up to the mic or turn his up yeah i i think here i'll turn him up a little bit. Just stay on the mic, Scott. Okay. Stay on. Yeah, that way they can hear you better. All right, gotcha.

Yeah, that's my tech guy. He's smacking my hand right now. I don't want that. Tell me what you think of this story. This is a really compelling, controversial type story. In a desperate attempt to protect herself from her drug and gambling addicted son, a Thai woman installed an iron gel cell inside her home in Burien province. After living in fear for 20 years, watching her son become increasingly violent, she felt pleased

she didn't have a choice but to create a secure space for 20 years i've lived in constant fear she explained her late husband's stress over their son's addiction contributed to his death now she made sure his cell had essential amenities a bed a bathroom wi-fi small opening to deliver food and water oh my goodness oh that makes it okay you You can't do that, though. Hold on. Her unusual measure has raised concern among local authorities who informed her the homemade jail might violate human rights. Might? Well, this is Thailand. This is not America. Yeah, apologies.

Yeah, police have instructed. She's got room for a jail cell in Thailand? Yeah, police instructed her to dismantle the cell, promising to find alternative ways to address her concerns. But it has sparked international attention. Apparently, Thailand has a growing drug crisis. The whole world does. Okay. Get over yourself.

The world has a drug crisis. What do we think here? You think this is a no-go is what you're saying i think it's amazing that she has the square footage to put a jail cell in her home in town she's clearly she's a wealthier type well and i was kind of initially it was like well is it for her or is it for him because i remember my mom she can put herself in the jail she can put herself in the jail and protect herself from him. Kick him out, sis. Kick him out.

I don't know. Just reverse it. I don't know. Or maybe just tell him to leave. I just like that they list all the essential amenities. Wi-Fi. Yeah, food, water, Wi-Fi. It's like, okay, so it's okay since he can watch YouTube.

Well, yeah. He can make TikToks just like they can in the jails in America. Yeah, I know. And that's always, it amazes me that this day and age, man, how many jail people are out there making videos and stuff like that, you know? I love it, though. I don't know. They're always great. I'm glad I can. Is it a basic human right to have access to Wi-Fi and phones and social media?

It should be just because I love watching people make toilet wine. Yeah, that is fun to watch. All of my best cooking advice comes from prison. The hooch, yeah. Yeah, it is. You know how desperate you are when you make wine in a toilet. That's frightening to me. I don't want to drink that.

I don't want to need to drink that that much. You know? I never got to that level. What if you went to prison, Scott, other than let's say sex, uh, uh, what, what's, what would you miss? What's going to be the thing that's going to drive you crazy that you would do almost anything to get anything to get? Um, I don't know.

Um, probably just being outside. I know that sounds basic, but like just being outside. I know that sounds basic, but like just being outside. Cause I think being in such a clinical environment would just drive you insane. I mean, it would be like, it'd be like quarantine all over again, but times a hundred. Yeah, no, absolutely. How about yourself? Yeah. Well, you, you have a little bit.

Well, I've been to the penitentiary and I'm grateful that Scott shared that because that was very much my experience. Just being able to be outside. And yeah, we went out on the yard, but you've got walls so high and razor wire and COs and all this stuff. The thing that got me when Sherwood came to pick me up and take me to answer for my charges in Sherwood, just being able to have the wind in my face and see trees was so much like it meant so much uh to me as far as like items to have or anything like that I mean a real blanket and pillow what did you have i mean if it's not a real blanket well like what is it you

get your prison blankets and pillows which are you know non-existent i mean i don't know what that is well there's thin yeah it's real thin um the the pillow uh stuffings is is real thin the material for your sheet or blanket is real well the sheet is real thin you get like a rough almost like moving blanket type thing um for your blanket i mean it's just uncomfortable yeah i mean now what about the bed itself it's a mat i mean it's it's like a uh activities mat from oh so it's like a a bed but it's got the like the gym mat on it yeah like something you do cartwheels yeah very hard um just so a lot of support for your back so much so much yeah no i mean you got to support your back yeah yeah and uh once you have a bad back

of course not of course not and you know you'd send your laundry out and part of sending your laundry out is your sheets and stuff and god knows if you would get it back or the right thing back or whatever fit, a fitted versus a flat. I mean, it's weird, but those things do really make a world of difference. And salt and pepper, I know that's so bougie, but having access to seasoning. I'm telling you, you give me six months without a donut, and I might do bad things in the back of a cell for it. There are donuts sitting out there. And I'll probably eat one.

Yeah. They've probably been there since yesterday, but, you know. It doesn't matter to me. Rock and roll. You think I care about that? No, I don't. You think a microwave won't fix that? No, it'll definitely fix that.

Let's see. What is everybody saying here uh okay going back a little bit eddie said i like all kinds of weed well yeah i think most of us uh that like we probably do like actually i i really i i guess i do i i prefer sativa yeah uh i just i never i know some people like to the indica in the couch they like to uh but that's not for me i got stuff to do yeah i need i need a weed that promotes me a little activity and creativity yeah and uh so sativa is the way i'm going to go medically of course i'm a medical patient i have a diagnosis absolutely lots of issues Lots and lots of issues. Existing is an issue. Living.

Let's see. Going back a little bit. Mike said, my uncle was raised assembly of God and became a Baptist preacher. That man's sermons were crazy. Yeah. Yeah. See, on the opposite spectrum of Louisiana. Oh talked about that one let's see what else uh anybody say here um okay that's I think that's uh got us caught up on that for now so let's let's do something a little different Thanksgiving no I'm doing a different one you love your adorable new baby don't you want to give it every advantage? We do! You know, it's never too early to start Botox! Let's go get some baby Botox!

Preserve your baby's skin! Let's go get some baby Botox! I know what you're thinking. You're crazy, it's just a baby. A baby with perfect skin? How long do you think that's going to last? Let's go get some baby botox you want your baby to be the babiest one on the playground wow she doesn't look a day over two you don't want other less crinkly babies laughing at it don't you want to be a good parent you know

for a change baby and now before it's too late for baby botox they're gonna hate you eventually at least it won't be about this all right uh scott let's uh talk a little bit about comedy again so you know what what or who inspired you when you were young that comedy was a path you wanted to take you know it was something so i started comedy at 25 i'm 31 now okay um and it was something i almost had to realize to myself or admit to myself that I wanted to do because, you know, I like,

I went to college, I did all that stuff and, you know, I just was going through the motions, but I, it's one of those things. It was always a slow sort of aggregate. Cause I've always loved entertainment,

you know, like I'm a big movie guy and stuff. And like, I think it started with that. And then it started with like watching half hour specials on comedy central. and then i think you know it's cliche but i think like a lot of people i was 15 and i discovered carlin and it just blew my head george carlin we were talking about him the other day and uh i'm a big fan number one of george carlin but uh what what i respect the most uh uh besides just you know the innovative mind that he had uh what i respect the most, uh, uh, besides just, you know, the innovative mind that he had, uh, what

I respect the most is his commitment to rope memorization, because to rattle off a list in order of the magnitude that he did is, is pretty astounding. You know, I mean, it, it, it had to be in a certain order, had to be in a certain flow. And that is a huge commitment as a comedian to, you know know specifically remember exactly you know you're not talking about three things you know it's not donuts wheels and testicles you know it's uh like 12 15 things that he's going to rattle off you know and uh and that was always impressive to me no it's really crazy because i'll meet comedians who they do nothing but one-liners like i got one-liners in my act i've seen people who do an hour of one-liners yeah i i don't have that many

it's like dude you that's like 120 jokes yeah you have to memorize word for word very precise that's crazy yeah no and those often rely on exact placement of words no it's one and i forget stuff all the time yeah now i'm not a one i do like one-liners just for fun with you know when i'm with my friends you know kind of roasting each other but in general that's not my my type of joke at all yeah are you more into like storytelling or i guess i mean it's a half and half you know i um one of my favorite comedians is cat williams yeah i love cat yeah one of the uh the greatest uh stand-ups one of the greatest uh he's he's only he and dane cook have um that level of um stage presence you know the the what they do on stage how they act everything out my phone is losing his phone is going off yeah it is today uh anyway so kat williams uh he had a thing where he talked about

i was watching the interview with him and the way that he rated himself was how many laughs per minute yeah that's that's how we normally do it i mean and and when i when you know i heard that laura my wife who's also a stand-up uh we talked about that a lot you know how to write it in a manner that you're achieving that goal uh so yes I do like to tell stories but I want lots of punch lines in them so you know Ron White is great about telling a long story and and you know it taking a minute to get to a punchline, actually. But I was never comfortable just telling a long story without punchlines. I wanted to hit you every chance I could along the way. Right.

No, and it's one of those things where, well, first of all, the audience trusts you a lot more if you're super famous like Ron White. They're all kind of. Oh, yeah, of course, yeah. Like, that does help a lot. You get more leeway versus, like, that you're just one of the comics, you know, hosting or featuring. They're like, who You're just one of the comics, you know, right. I was in her feature and like, they're like, who is this guy?

And you got to get them quick or they're like, who the heck is this guy? But, uh, no, that's something I noticed a lot of like beginning comics do like open micers. They'll just come on stage with a story, but they don't string it along with punches. So that's right. Yeah. They, they, they build up to get there and they don't realize it. You know, when I was, uh, mentoring comedians, I would tell them, listen, here's, you know, they'd say, well, how do you do it?

And I would say, well, the first thing you got to do is have five minutes. And the way you do that is you painstakingly write out what you think your set is. Okay. Once you think you've accomplished this hilarious five minutes, then you get your phone and you record yourself doing this five minutes. Now, I'm not going to tell you that you have to go all out, but you need to deliver it well, you know, and then you listen to it back and you go, okay, is it really that good? You know, am I hitting the punchline metrics that I need to? And once you get that refined, then by that point, you should be able to do five minutes. But it's going to take you a little while to get there.

And one of the big challenges, I wouldn't say challenge, but you see this a lot. I'm sure you've seen it is. A lot of people think because their buddy at work or their friends at work tell them they're funny, oh, I should do stand-up now maybe not you know that's a warm audience that knows your whole history and your persona uh standing up in front of a bunch of strangers is where you prove yourself i nothing gives me sadomasochistic glee more than watching the funny guy at work completely bomb his first time. Yeah. Seeing the humility wash over his face.

Yeah, just recognizing the terror of the panic. And it is. Listen, if you're a stand-up and you start doing a set, you know, you make it a couple, three minutes, and you're not getting laughs, man, you'll start, everything in your head starts spinning. Oh, I've astrally projected. I've been out out of my body before i've literally left the situation all together it's like all right yes i don't know what he's gonna say but i'm out of this bitch you know now that's great yeah now have you ever had a time

where you know probably early on but have you ever had a time where just everything went wrong man uh i'll tell you my worst bomb so and all right i always feel first of all let me say if you're telling me that this is good this is a good comic already i can tell you already you're telling me so confidently right off the bat this is my worst bomb that means you're not even worried about it you know and that's great go ahead it's part of the process so it is this is the part where i gotta you know i gotta be a little pretentious to be like so i lived in europe for a little bit oh that's cool i uh lived in spain for three years yeah i did comedy mostly in english uh really but i guess you're you're a dual threat on language yeah are you fluent i not not anymore i would say i lost

a lot of it i mean i'm for a white guy from conway yeah i'm pretty thankful you know for a green you can go to a mexican restaurant and get down no that's not yeah don't dance to la baña yeah help on you i was trying to do it for the ladies man you judgmental prick yeah well i'm trying to do it for the ladies but not my accent doesn't know i'm kidding i'm like don't do it but uh no so anyway one time i was in london and they had basically it was like a gong show okay and this is maybe two or three years ago um and uh i was at this place in london and it was after the break they always have intermissions in european shows which drives me freaking insane i think yeah because it just kills the momentum yeah absolutely and also they all smoke so they all want to come out and smoke halfway through the show.

But I don't know. It sounds like a great place. Yeah, it's crazy. They have national health care, but everybody smokes, so I don't know how much they're smoking. Yeah, I'll tell you what, they don't have national dental care. No. But, no, I just went up there. See, comedy, it's really all about energy.

Like, it doesn't matter what you say, yes, but, like, you have to, it's this intangangible thing you have to connect the audience with your energy and i just went up there i don't even remember what i said and it honestly doesn't matter like with the wrong energy kind of cocky you know yeah and that's what killed me i mean they could smell it in that and i yeah you were too cocky and i guess and i wasn't super used to like uk only crowds you know that was my first and only time in London, you know. And I did some gigs there that were great. But that one, I mean, it was like they gave you five minutes, and at two minutes people could gong you off, the music played.

And I got out of there in front of, like, 300 people. And, I mean, it was – and there were two other Americans that had, like, 15 comics, and both of them passed. And I was like, oh, man, I'm the one american getting deported out of the show you know but if you if you don't have those those moments like that it's hard to really do good comedy because you have to find a a balance a harmony in who you are and uh that arrogance as you're talking about that you know that uh it it translates too hard and so that's how you learn oh yeah i'm not uh impervious you know i can i can fail oh yeah no i was definitely i was i was

at my hostel back like almost biting my arm just like trying not to scream like kicking myself you know ever you know washing down my stars with a couple pints so terrible food you said six years right that you've basically been doing comedy so one of the things that a comedian told me uh early on and and for me i found it to be true uh which is that really you find your voice in about five years takes about five years to find your voice i don't think mine quite took that long but it wasn't far off even though i I had the angry Patrick character, how I delivered it, you know, from when I started to where I'm at now, dramatically has changed, you know. And so it took me probably, I don't know, three and a half, four years to kind of get comfortable with where that character fit in the set versus everything else because you learn as you go uh that if i peel people's heads back and i yell at them for an hour straight it's fatiguing believe it or not i i know it you know you get excited about angry patrick but an hour of that and you're like jesus stop yelling yeah you know so you have to learn to to bring

the audience up and down in in kind of a roller coaster. Is that fair to say? No, especially in longer sets, you got to know how to pace it, you know. And there does need to be kind of an escalation, kind of like anything, kind of like a story, you know, needs to escalate and then reach a climax. Right. So did you feel like it took you a little while to find that voice that was your voice in your set? I think it did. You know, I was always me.

You know, I was always a version of me. I mean, even Angry Patrick, you call it a character, but, like, obviously it comes from. Well, yeah. You have plenty of suppressed rage there. Sure, of course. No, I mean, there are bits and pieces of that that are absolutely real. But, no, and it's like, I mean, you know, you get a lot of life lessons from comedy and like people talk about finding your voice that never stops. No, that is true.

Because you as a person are constantly growing. No, that's absolutely true. Your perspective changes and therefore your comedy will change. But yeah, it did take me a little while because, you know, my thing was I felt like what the audience wanted was more, more, more of that, you know, and I learned over time they wanted more of that, but they wanted it in the right position. Because the audience, they vaguely know what they want. But I think if you're a really great comedian, you also give them what they didn't know they wanted. That's right. That is exactly right.

You know, that is 100 accurate statement uh because you want to surprise them you know you have to surprise them otherwise you're just doing the same thing over and over yeah you know and so it requires you to to think about that you know now when you do uh a set uh and do you do headlining sets i not not your headliner not yet i'll close out some uh stuff but right now i'm mostly emceeing and okay okay so you do what 10 15 20 minutes yeah yeah i'll do something like that okay so um in in that 10 to 15 20 minutes do you find that um you have rehearsed and and you have worked through all this material before or do you do a lot of ad lib how does it work for you it really depends on the show you know um and if it's going well and i feel the crowds into it

i'll ad lib i'll start doing stuff i'll do some crowd work i'll throw it out there you know but i always try to get the ball rolling first you know absolutely you always got to establish again it's like anything it's like comedy sales and you got to establish trust first. That's a great way to look at it. When we were doing our tour, and we would go all over the state of Arkansas, and when I first started mentoring Laura in comedy, and I told her, I know that the big comedians, if you go to see a big comedian, you'll never see them before a show. You're never, ever, ever going to see them because there's this enigmatic gap that has to exist.

I said, but when you are like us, it's different because you're not that cat yet. So I told her, I said, listen, what we're going to do is we're going to go to every table before the show, shake hands, introduce ourselves, even if they know who we are, and give them a little love and a little attention. And the reason for that was so that by the time I got on stage, I already have an audience rooting for me. Because I promise you, if you just walk up on stage, no one is rooting for you. It's just not the way it works. You have to go up and prove yourself. That's what they would, they want you to come up and prove yourself. And so if you do that beforehand, we found that, or I found that it was a great way to soften the audience a little bit and kind of find out

who they were and help me with interacting with them should I want to do any crowd work. with interacting with them should I want to do any crowd work. Now, the difference is I don't do a lot of crowd work. Typically, I will sometimes talk with the audience members, but typically I've written a set, I've got a set, I know where I'm going with my set, and that's where I want to go. It doesn't mean I won't, but now Laura, on the other hand, she would rather stop in the middle of her set and work the audience as long as she can you know and i've never known anyone better at it uh working an audience than she is i mean it's it's a special skill to have you know uh but i it's weird too because that may not translate as well on the big stage you know it's it's harder

on the big stage to be a crowd worker than on the the regular comedy club stage right and some people do it i've seen matt rife do crowd work in an arena which is yeah i mean doing comedy in arena anyway so such a weird concept we were talking about him a couple days ago man talk about a ride i mean he had a meteoric and he rise to the top and then immediately was you know i i don't he was every time i turned on tiktok or any social media matt rice face was gonna be there yes you know and now all of a sudden he dried up like you know uh you know he dried up i'm sure he's trying to do his pile of money no no he's rich now he's rich without a doubt and he's still doing stuff it's just one of those i think people get a shot in Florida out of hearing people fall, you know?

Oh, no. The only thing people like more than watching you succeed is watching you fail. Oh, yeah. I mean, the haters, they wait for that. They love that. They love to see you fail, you know? But that's a state of mind, too, you know, whether you accept that. Yeah.

Until people aren't laughing. Then you're just broke as a comedian, you know, whether you accept that. Yeah. Until people aren't laughing, then you're just broke as a comedian, you know? Yeah. Let's talk about this for a minute. And you see everybody now, speaking about homes, talking about real estate earlier, everybody is trying to find ways to reevaluate their living situation. You know, how much they're paying for a home, how they're living, you know, am I going to, you know, move to land and do the tiny home life or whatever. So here's one of those, this new homeowner, man, he ran into a problem. Nathan Graham,

he has a YouTube channel called Unspeakable. Okay. He purchased a ready-made home from Amazon. Okay. He purchased a ready-made home from Amazon. So like a tiny home, right? $38,000, $39,000. He's 26. He wanted to see if they could supply a home and all the furnishings the homes come with. And so when the house arrived, it came in an Amazon box, had to be unfolded. The house was complete windows, a bathroom, Though he did note it didn't come with instructions. Go figure that, huh? But when Graham attempted to hook up a tiny fridge in the home, he realized the 19 by 20 prefab home had no outlets, zero electrical outlets. He said, I'm trying to find somewhere to plug in the fridge.

There's no outlets. His friend said, did you not order the electrical package? And he realized he didn't read the full description, which says, reminder, mobile prefab house is not wired. Please hire an electrician for American Standard Wiring. Stay safe. What? Did this guy just buy a box of Lincoln Logs and get confused?

I mean, I'm quick to be an individual that, like, is, you know, scrolling. Yeah, like, I'll buy it or anything. But, one, I'm probably not going to buy a house from Amazon. But if I'm going to buy a house from Amazon, I'm reading the full description. Yeah. And, you know, he's doing it for a stunt for his YouTube channel. Well, yeah, obviously. But it's one of those, it came in a box.

He probably didn't even pay for it. Yeah, it came in a box. You think it's connected to the electrical grid? Yeah, seriously. I'm not an electrician, but I'm pretty sure that, you know, you got to plug stuff in first. Oh, yeah, definitely got to do that. Okay, the electrical pack is like.

So he had to, you know know basically you had to get it the whole house wired you know and electrician come in and run wires for the whole house probably cost as much as the house probably for that it probably costs five seven thousand like that five to seven i'd guess goodness i don't know but that that'd be my guess but that's still even if you add that and you get the house for you know fifty six thousand dollars that's not, even if you add that and you get the house for, you know, $56,000, that's not horrible. No, it's not. No, that's great. Did it come plumbed?

Probably, well, it said it had a toilet in the kitchen. So I would assume it did, yeah. So it came plumbed, but not. But you still have to connect it to. The electrical package. Yeah. You're either the sewer line or you're septic. You know, you're going to have to connect it to one pack yeah you're either the sewer line or you're septic you know you're gonna have to connect it to one of them i'm just trying to understand why they wouldn't

why there would be because they're electrical uh because where they produce it like if you go to europe their standards of electrical are different than here yeah so you can't just and their outlets any electrical that's right yeah i, even their plugs are different. You know, if you look at different countries, it's not universal, which people don't think about. You know, here you either have two or three, and they're either two square prongs, or you have the two square prongs and the round one at the bottom. That's the ground, okay? But in England, or in some places like for example there's one where they're both round uh there's one where it's one two three you know they're they're not all

the same that's interesting you say that that um the um zapper yeah came um with the with the two the two prongy prong not the not, not the slits, but the rods. And we had to have an adapter. It came with an adapter. Okay. And sometimes you'll see, like we got something the other day, and we were just talking about this because Laura ordered something. It came with three different things.

And she goes, why does it have three? What are these? And I said, that's for other countries. You don't need, they're cool. Yeah. Just to see them, but you don't need them. You can throw them away or whatever because they're not applicable here. Yeah.

But it is fascinating because, you know, you would just take for granted that everybody's the same, right? Yeah, you really do. They're not, yeah. All right, we need to get to this before maybe it's too late. All right. Don't laugh. Do not laugh at any of this stuff that we talk about or you're in trouble. A worker killed Tuesday afternoon, November 12th, when a bailing machine fell on him in a recycling plant.

You're recycling the wrong thing. The incident occurred at 3.30 p.m. at Recova Recycling and involved a worker who was crushed after he went underneath the heavy machine. after he went underneath the heavy machine, the Clifton PD said only that the incident is not considered suspicious. They are investigating the circumstances to prevent it from occurring again. Well, but if you're going to go, a recycling plant's a good place to go. Yeah, at least you're environmentally friendly. Yeah, I mean, that's an environmentally that's a conscious death but getting those getting those

cans for nickel is not worth that though no definitely no definitely not um okay here's one an incident occurred at rockland county on thursday october 31st that's in pomona so that i believe is california um According to the police chief, the truck driver found conscious but sustained multiple injuries. So what had happened? Well, apparently an old delivery truck driver was pinned under the truck when it rolled over at Hudson Valley. Yeah.

So it says they arrived and extricated the driver. That's a good word. Extricated. It is a good word, isn't it? I do like that. I often like words with X in them for whatever reason. X's going to give it to you. That's a great song, DMX.

It said the initial investigation revealed the operator had just completed an oil delivery. He was securing the oil hose at the rear of the truck parked on a hill, and the vehicle started rolling backwards. Tragically, the truck rolled over the driver down an embankment. The circumstances leading to the truck's movement remain under investigation. So, yeah. Yeah, it just is. For some reason, the brake came off, and, you and the next thing you know, you're flat.

But he did lose weight, so that's what everybody's trying to do these days. All right, here's one. Again, not a good thing. No? Well, some people are real supportive of these alternative forms of energy. Some of them I support, but the big windmills, I'm not a big fan of those. First of all, they kill birds, a lot of birds,

an amazing amount of birds. But second of all, they kill people, like this guy. A worker crushed by a fan blade at Australia's largest wind farm in Melbourne. It happened Monday in Victoria, about 8 a.m. local time. First responders attempted to

revive the man, but no, he was dead. One of the country's largest known as trade unions had raised concerns about working conditions. So it's not just another statistic. Well, yeah, obviously. But so what happened? Well, apparently helicopter footage from Monday showed three turbines on the ground, two supported by metal structures. The subcontractor was killed while a blade was being prepared for installation and fell off and crushed him. So Australia has added that to the long list of things that will kill you. Everything there is in Australia wants to wants to kill you 100 we're not supposed to live there no they say paramedics tried to revive him yeah why what was super glue like what were you trying what are you gonna do no doubt it's so it's just it's sop they just had

to just say that they did for the paperwork you know we're trying to find the lips in the man we're trying to mr potato head this guy yeah we don't even know which one are the lips they flipped a coin to see who was going to be trying to do the mouth to mouth on that we're like no I'm not doing it no alright let's go here this poor bastard here

yeah there's another one a work issue a 52 year old I'm having period cramps again. That's so crazy. Apparently, my cycle's a little irregular. You are older. It's called perimenopausal.

Yeah, it's a little irregular, and it just kind of comes and goes. I'm probably going to start hot flashes here again in a minute. A 52-year-old gold artisan sustained grievous injuries It comes and goes. I'm probably going to start hot flashes here again in a minute. A 52-year-old gold artisan sustained grievous injuries after getting stuck between an elevator and the wall of its shafts as the lift's door closed and it began moving up. Oh, my God. So he fell in between the elevator and the wall. The elevator starts going up, so he's basically being drug up the wall, I'm guessing, right?

Oh, my God. How did he even fit? I don't know. He'd been doing it for 26 years. He wasn't new to it. He was true to it. Promenick was stuck between the lift and the shaft wall for an hour before being extricated. A man and woman were inside the lift.

He entered it as the doors began closing and then got stuck between the closing doors. before being extricated. A man and woman were inside the lift. He entered it as the doors began closing and then got stuck between the closing doors. The lift started moving up. He screamed in pain as the right side of his body remained in the lift and the rest was outside. He was then sandwiched between the lift and the shaft wall and pulled in. Oh, my God.

That sounds bad. It does. Did he live? Yeah. Unfortunately? No. No, he yeah uh unfortunately no no he didn't i'm glad i'm sorry not to be a dick but like that had to suck yeah i mean put them out yeah could you add the recovery from that and i've been stuck in an elevator before and like they don't come help you no they never come to help no that phone don't work yeah no yeah yeah you can grab that phone all you want they're not coming no and i'm in there and then i have to like listen to somebody somebody i don't know talk for six hours i ain't doing that take this serious a new york state

trooper severely injured after being hit by a pickup truck on Saturday. Stopped a driver at about noon, I-87, and due to a traffic law violation, the vehicle needed to be towed. A tow truck arrived, and the trooper and tow truck operator outside the vehicle when a passing pickup truck hit both of them. The tow operator had minor injuries, was transported to be evaluated, but the trooper sustained severe injuries. The driver of the pickup stopped and called

911 along with multiple witnesses. Shocker. Yeah, the driver's in custody. Appears that alcohol may have been a factor in that. Never, never a good thing right there. right and uh that is all of that for now oh god oh my god station employees the general manager says we can't afford pumpkin

spiced coffee in the lounge oh so instead just sip your normal coffee and then sniff the pumpkin candle next to the machine. Thank you. That's so mean of you. Amanda, the executioner. The keyword today, the keyword is Amanda. And the first person who emails that keyword, Amanda, to Patrick. Patrick at Patrickandthepeople.com will be the recipient, the winner of this autographed original art made by Gunny. Gunny made this, and then I signed it, and it's framed. So Amanda is the keyword, first person to email it, Patrick at Patrickandthepeople.com will get that you'll

just have to come up to the studio and get it which means you'll have to come into the studio and say hi to everybody yeah and get your prize so that'll be cool and if you want to try the pain the period pain nobody wants to try this amanda i can't i'm sorry i apologize i get cranky when i have cramps like this all the time, all morning long. Somebody bring him some Meinl. And chocolate. He needs Meinl, chocolate, and some chippies. Ask Scott if he does a Post Malone impression.

I guess you must look a little. Do I look like Post Malone? No, I do not. Is that what he's saying? Because I guess you got a beard. You look like Post Malone. I guess. I don't know. My guy with the beard?

I don't know. I hope I don't look like. I hope I don't smell like Post Malone. You think he's saying? Because I guess you got a beard. You look like Post Malone. I don't know. I hope I don't smell like Post Malone. You think he smells bad? He has to. Look at him. That's how I feel about Antonio Banderas. I'm like, Antonio Banderas looks like he hasn't washed his hair in years.

It looks like it's straight Crisco. He is Mediterranean. That is true. How do you like him? Eh. He could go by Scotty Keith kind of like Scotty P from War of the Millers.

What does everybody suggest? Where do I get a baby Botox for my four-year-old? Oh, LaTosha. I'll get you the baby Botox information for you to get that. They got a coupon for the holidays. They do.

They do. He'll make his money back by far with the way his channel grew. Who are we talking about? Are we talking about Post or? No, no. We must have been talking about something earlier. Jake. Were you talking about Jake?

Jake Paul? Oh, Jake. Maybe Jake Paul. What? Hell no, you can't win, Karen. Aw, dang.? Jake Paul? Oh, Jake. Maybe Jake Paul. What? Hell no, you can't win, Carrie. Aw, dang. That is a cool poster, though. I like that.

That is cool, isn't it? Carrie wants to win. Carrie's too ancillary to us to win. I can't. He has insight. Oh! Oh, was that bad? Well, that wasn't good.

What are you doing? I was trying to get the um the time oh you're trying to set the time with it there we go okay yeah wow this is uh something special isn't it you've really enjoyed yourself i have this has been a fun fun day for me yeah well i'm glad that administering pain you found a new calling in your life it seems i really have i should be a dominatrix. Yeah, well, I'm assuming you're saying maybe you should be. So just to give you a heads up, as I said at the beginning of the show, we put up a

new section on the website, and that section says, hey, I'd like to be on the show. And that's for anyone at all, period. If you've got a business, if you've got a band, if you're just you. And of course, as soon as we did, people started doing it. So I'll just tell you that some of the folks that are going to be on the show, it looks like Turner Skelton is going to be on with us. It looks like Brett Eiler is going to be on with us. I love Brett. Yeah, Andy Jones is going to be on with us. CJ Jenkins is going to be on with us. So we've got all kinds of folks who are going to come in and sit down.

So that's very exciting. I love having just different folks in like yourself, Scott. And I'm sure the audience has enjoyed getting to know you and meet you today. It's been a lot of fun having you in. No, it's been great. I loved it. Like I said, I was a big fan, so i'm excited to come here it's cool you said so you yeah you i guess listened to the show uh you know for a little while before yeah yeah i've been listening to the show no i'm into the other the other show yes i also listened to that no no you know that's not the name yeah

the station that sold itself uh how long did you listen over there man i don't know i've been listening i listened to that in high school really yeah yeah that's awesome no i said when i came here like i really want to make patrick feel old i really want that's happened a long time ago you're late to that party but that's that one but that's really cool man to hear that no like it was it was something i mean like it sounds corny it's gonna sound like i'm kissing your ass and i might be a little but it's it's um he needs it no after all the pain has been yeah right no but like itny it's gonna sound like i'm kissing your ass and i might be a little but it's it's um he needs it no dude after all the pain has been yeah no but like it's it's something like laughter it was always an escape for me you know and oh that's cool and you really helped that and like

you know um you've been part of the zeitgeist that's like led me to where i am today so that's awesome i appreciate it man if in any uh even a minute possible way that I, you know, helped or inspired or made you feel better on any day, that's an amazing, that's the best compliment I could ever get. Yeah. You know, just to know that somehow a little fingerprint of positivity, that residue was left on you from me. So that's good. No, for sure. And I had friends who, you know, I told them, and, you know, they're my age, and they're like, oh, man, I used to listen to him every morning.

That's cool, man. That's awesome. That's cool. Well, I'll tell you what, I'd like to have you come back sometime. All right. I'd love to. Yeah, yeah. Have a lot of fun.

We would absolutely have you back. So let's get you back with Gunner, and, you know, we'll put you on the schedule to come back now and again and hang out with us and talk a little bit and and uh just you know kick it all right that'd be cool bet yeah i'd love it oh yeah man that's awesome that's awesome now if they want to find you tell them again where to find you you can find me on instagram at scott k comedy keep it real simple uh you can find out about upcoming dates and stuff there uh i also as a side project i have a youtube channel with my buddy where we do movie discussion series it has about 1500 subscribers

right now awesome or you know it's really blown up yeah um it's it's you know it's for we're cinephiles it gets pretty you know nerdy where do you do your podcast uh it's on youtube you know oh man where do you where do you actually we do it over zoom right right now um but uh well uh maybe you know one day you could guest me in hey i we would love to have you in that that uh youtube channel it's also on my instagram but it's keno cowboy with two k's okay each one okay no it's uh it's that's your grinder name yeah yeah that's no that that's great yeah Yeah, I would absolutely. I'm a cinephile myself, and I would absolutely love to be, you know,

come on and talk with you guys at some point if you have room. Yeah, no, we would love it. We're open for anybody. Yeah, that'd be cool. Yeah, let's plan on that. Let's set a date and make that happen. That would be really cool to do. Absolutely.

All right, awesome. What's going on today for you, Amanda? What's happening? It's Wednesday. And so I have 40, 11 places to be. We're trying to get, we're at the tail end of finishing up my grandmother's house to get it ready for rental. And my grandmother or my mom's cleaning out her garage because you're dealing with cleaning

out houses and stuff after somebody dies. She's like, oh yeah, I should probably take care of all this. We'll hit the Habitat and all that stuff, GSA. Let us know as it gets close because I know people are always looking for great rental properties, so we'll talk about that and maybe you'll find a great tenant for you. That'd be great. We're getting a stove put in and uh that should be really it oh okay yeah okay what general area is it so it is over um on taylor it's off of

19th and taylor it's close to ualr oh okay and everything that's great no that's oak forest oak forest yeah it's the oak forest subdivision that's exactly what that is fabulous over there there's a lot a lot of renovation going on over there right now there's so much renovation going on over there i've seen a lot of people move in over there you're kind of a downtowner i am yeah you you love that area don't you born and raised it's what i'm used to it's what i know that's funny it's it's interesting because when i when i came there and picked something up from your house and you were talking about it and you said yeah no i'm a downtowner this is you know and I was like oh it's interesting because everybody has a different flavor mine's the SC yeah you know to me that's home to you it's downtown in the buildings and and that's

cool too though it's just what I grew up with I mean it's very nostalgic for me and you know I mean what is what is life without you know random folks walking down the street talking to themselves you know you get a lot of that downtown you really do it's it's interesting like i've said before we call it real life on ringo because there's you can never tell what could possibly happen but i'm surrounded by so many people who um take that neighborhood um affiliation and oh yeah and whatnot it matters very very seriously and i grew up with that too because when I was growing up downtown, you had to have your neighbors looking out for you.

Yeah, everybody looked out for everybody. Yeah. Yeah. I remember when I worked downtown and we would have smoke in the alley behind the building. And this guy came up one time and he goes, Hey, man, you got a dollar, man. And I was back there smoking. I said, oh, yeah. And I made the mistake of instead of just trying to pull a bill out,

I pulled the bills in my right and I gave him the dollar. And he goes, what I meant to say is do you have five? And I said, get the hell out of here, man. The best experience I had with that or the funniest to me, and I do have a stand-up bit about it uh but i i don't know why but when i uh was working at the station we you know sold it so um i was smoke when i had a break you know but you don't have time to go smoke a whole cigarette you just have a couple minutes you know so i'd smoke half put it up on the little brick uh seal and then go back in and

when i came back out i'd pick up my other half yeah well lo and behold i'd come out and the half was gone and i i just you know you do it enough you think oh i must have just forgot yeah you know it must have rolled away yeah it could be anything and but it started happening enough I realized it was not me someone was taking them right and so and I'm not really mad it's just that I only have a couple minutes so if I get out there and it's gone now I got to go back in yeah buzz back in go all the way to the studio get that come back out you know and then if I have any time left to take a puff so one day I was this has been going on for maybe a month and I'm sitting there and I see this guy coming up he comes across and I'm smoking he goes man could I get a light I was like yeah sure man and in the light he opened his hand up

there were all my half cigarettes in his hand like the dude took my cigarettes then asked me for a light yeah that is balls oh yeah i was like wow this is a banner day i didn't even say anything i just gave him the light and i was like you know what mad respect player if you can walk up to me after taking my own cigarettes hold them out in front of your hand and ask me for the lighter i ain't gonna say nothing to you i'm glad to see you support the homeless yeah yeah well in that in that way i did that well i don't support anyone being homeless but yeah uh well listen uh as always uh what a great show uh it's been my thanks to amanda uh for always coming in and being amazing my thanks to scott for joining us we've really enjoyed scott today and we'll definitely have him back on with us again uh but

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Thank you guys. Have a hell of a Wednesday. All right. Talk to you later. Love you. Bye. you