Patrick and the People - 11/14/2024 Patrick and the People - LIVE!

Episode Date: December 2, 2024

Guests: Rich Rockwell & Special Guests The Perfect Dalton Rainn, Queen Ale Savage, Anarchy King Archer Mosley, Azul Tormenta, Maniacal Ring Master Monoxyde, Lightning Logan Light also Brett Ihler

you you You Let's go. Let's right. It is the big fight. Oh, yeah. Yeah, baby. Tyson and Jake Paul. Welcome to Patrick and the People. Let me introduce to you our people today. To my right, of course, you know him as the Bruce Buffer of Arkansas. It is Rich Rockwell. Yes, sir. Good morning. I have a little special gift for you later on in the show, too. Oh, yeah? Just to let you know. Can I even talk about that? Should I talk about that? You can if you'd like to. They don't pay me to advertise.

Oh, okay. They don't pay you to advertise. Well, he drives a big rig and hauls big equipment all over the state of Arkansas. Is that accurate? That's accurate. Okay. All right. Fair enough, then. That works for me. Are you hearing in your headset now, Rich? No. No. No, there's still no. Hold on one second, everybody. Take mine. Headphone Chinese fire drill. Yeah, there we go. It's working. There we go. Now I can hear you. Yeah, okay. That works. I got it.

Okay, so where was I? Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes. Now, introduce yourself. Tell everybody who you are. I'm Brett Eiler. I work over at the Joint Comedy Theater in Argenta. And couldn't be happier to be here. Thank you for having me. No, super glad to have you in the studio, man. It's real exciting. We love having comedians in here. And you're also an improv specialist yes yeah I've run uh improv Little Rock in the joint venture we've been doing that

for 20 years in Little Rock now uh just celebrated 20 years in October yeah that's dope man that's dope yeah that's a really unique skill set to have to be able to you know react with wit so quickly and and Banner back and forth uh is that something that you know it takes a while to develop or just some people just naturally do that how does that work you got to practice it uh some people are naturally better at it than other people but most of the time if you don't practice at it you're going to suck it's just like everything i think every other comedy yeah yeah don't put in the work you're gonna know that that makes sense that makes sense all together all right man all right well uh let's uh talk a little bit about what you need to know about today uh first

of all uh ec haynes is going to be our musical guest tomorrow afternoon or tomorrow morning i should say uh ec haynes is an amazing performer and uh i'm very excited about that uh tonight i think um i'm interviewing jason gan wilfred and that should air tomorrow and then friday uh right after the show i will uh talk to joe exotic from tiger king and we will air that yeah very excited about it we'll air that monday so very exciting times around here. I'm going to say that right now. Let's get to some news that you can use and that you give a damn about. Let's start with, well, let's just start with what this day is or was in history.

Let's see. Taking us to school this early in the morning, man. You need to get your learn on, man. You need to get your learn on, man. You need to get your learn on. Okay, let's go with 1986. President Reagan publicly acknowledged the U.S. sent weapons and spare parts to Iran. He denied the shipments or payment in a secret deal to free American hostages. That was a big scandal then.

It didn't age well, did it? Huh? That didn't age well, did it? No? That didn't age well, did it? No, it really did not age well at all. No, it certainly didn't. Bad move on his part on that one. Okay, let's see who's outrun the Grim Reaper today. Okay, so we've got Vanessa Bear from Saturday Night Live is 43.

Josh Duhamel, he was married to Fergie. He's 52. You know him from probably Transformers. Let's see. Patrick Warburton is 60. You know him from Family Guy. You know him from Seinfeld. He's got that real cool voice.

Sounds kind of like Patrick Starfish, you know. Blink-182's Travis Barker, a.k.a. Mr. Kardashian now, is 49. Boozy Badass is 42. Rev Run from Run DMC is 60. Wow. Yeah, that's right. Rapper Obie Trice is 47. And Britain's King Charles III is 76.

And that's all the people that you probably give a damn about right there. All right. Oh, here's, let's see who's blowing out the candles here. Let's give a very happy 27th birthday to mattress actress Harley Ann Wolfe. I'm certain that you've seen her in My Favorite Slutty Stepsisters. I think that was an Academy Award nomination film. Very good. I'm certain of it.

All right. The Pentagon could see a shakeup, as you can imagine. An unprecedented shakeup at the Pentagon is reportedly in the works. Reuters says that members of the transition team making a list of military people to be fired. Sources say the shakeup could include joint chiefs of staff. One source says they'll focus on officers connected to Mark Milley, the former chairman. He was quoted in Bob Woodward's book, War, calling Trump fascist to the core. So, yeah, probably not someone you're going to keep on the payroll.

If you call the boss a fascist, he's not going to keep you around. Yeah, that's true. Hey, the world's most popular passwords, they put that list out again. What do you think number one is? Yep, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6. You deserve every hack you get.

Lisa is counting down to an announcement. A mysterious untitled countdown clock has appeared on the singers. I don't even know who Lisa is and I don't care. Done. Sorry. Four people under arrest in L.A. after attempting insurance fraud, saying a bear damaged their car. Thanks to video provided by the victims, the case was solved.

The suspect said in January a bear got in their 2010 Rolls Royce Ghost and damaged the interior. The Department of Insurance reviewed the footage, saying they knew right away it was actually a human being in a bear suit. What a dumbass. They found two other claims had been tied to different insurance companies, same location and date. A search warrant was executed where officials found, guess what, the bear costume. Yeah, man, that's claims paid out about 140 grand and now they're in trouble. If you remember the show full house dave coulier

has revealed he's diagnosed with stage three non-hodgkin lymphoma yeah yeah diagnosed last month had an upper respiratory infection uh he said i went in i got a little bit of a head cold to have cancer. Pretty overwhelming. It's been a really fast roller coaster. Doctors told him it was very aggressive, but his bone marrow test was negative, which brought his chances of curable from low to 90%. So that's good if you like Dave Goulier. I'm not sure Alanis Morissette's rooting for him. She's starting to write another song right now. She may be.

Won't you die already? Right. Have you heard the phrase, sitting is the new smoking? Well, it's become popular in the last decade when we became more aware that prolonged sitting causes problems. As a result, standing desks became a simple fix for people concerned about that. Turns out, they may not offer benefits either. A new study that followed 83,000 participants found standing for long periods may not improve heart health and may even raise the risk for certain circulatory problems.

That's right, the solution may be worse than the problem. Sounds like every single medicine out there that you take. Well, there you go. Some side effects, right? Yeah. Boy, I saw this popping through social media yesterday just in happenstance that everybody was talking about it. But President Biden welcomed President-elect Trump to the White House. And honestly, I've never seen Joe Biden look happier.

president-elect Trump to the White House. And honestly, I've never seen Joe Biden look happier. He looked like he just got an ice cream cone and sniffed a girl's hair. I mean, that dude looked like, I swear to God, he voted for Trump. I swear to God, he did. Man, that dude was like, what? Wearing a MAGA hat. Yeah, I mean, he damn near was, man.

His smile was so big and he seemed like he was just excited. Maybe he's just ready to be done. Probably tired. I'm ready for a nap and my tapioca pudding. I'm done running the country. Yeah, that's it. In the middle of the wildfires that are sweeping across parts of the Northeast, New Jersey Governor Phil Murphy announced that a drought warning had been issued.

The dry spell in Jersey caused the driest conditions in about 120 years. The Forest Fire Service said they've responded to 537 fires just since October, an increase of 500 in the same period year over year. Governor Murphy said everyone should do what they can to conserve water and don't throw stuff out that's on fire. That's a good idea. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Put your cigarette out on your car seat or something, all right? to conserve water and don't throw stuff out that's on fire. That's a good idea. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Put your cigarette out on your car seat or something, all right? Hey, I did that the other day on my way here. What's that?

Put your cigarette out on my car seat? That's not a good idea, man. No, it's not. I was, you know, going for the ashtray, but it's, you know, dark as hell out there. Next thing I was like, what is burning in the car? Oh, that's my seat. Yeah. Wow, you have an ashtray in your car.

That's impressive. You know, 98. Oh, it's a 98. Okay. That makes sense. Yeah. Yeah. Yesterday brought an unwelcome update on the plant explosion in Louisville, Kentucky.

Revealed that two people killed in the blast in addition to the two who died in the blast. 11 others injured. As of yesterday, three still hospitalized. Not the first explosion back in 03, a tank exploded. Let's see the number of confirmed cases associated with E. coli from the, what was it? The lettuce or pit onions. Yeah, at McDonald's. Well, that continues to grow. 104 people in 14 states were sick and 34 were hospitalized. Only one died, and that was in Colorado.

The 2024 hurricane season ends in about two weeks, but the Caribbean is squeezing in a little last-minute activity. The National Hurricane Center said potential tropical cyclone 19 is in the western Caribbean. The storm forecast is set to strengthen to a tropical storm today with the name sarah some models show it possibly making its way to southern florida but that forecast not set in stone let's see uh swatting that's the process of uh calling in fake threats in order to have police in the swat team to somebody's house or school or a business. Federal officials say that 18-year-old Alan Fillion of Lancaster made more than 375 SWATing and threat calls from August 22 until January, including calls where he claimed to have bombs or mass shootings.

He turned SWATing into a business by advertising it on social media and charging a fee uh he's in big trouble let me say that yeah yeah hey if you want to get uh your mario groove on nintendo's got you covered they're launching nintendo music where you can listen to hours of music from games like mario zelda and donkey kong why would you want to listen to 8-bit music what's wrong in your life what do you got like a one speaker and i like an 85 you know caprice i mean what are you doing no that's in my buick just outside oh yeah we got the one speaker thing going on. Oh, yeah. All right. Bluetooth speaker, you know. Oh, yeah, the one Bluetooth.

Yeah. After two years of living in a car, Angelica Williams, a single mom of two daughters, shared that she and her kids now have a home of their own. Their situation took a bad turn this summer when their car, which held all their possessions, was stolen. She said she's thankful for the community support they've received, which helped them secure stable housing and rebuild their life. Her story was featured on Charlotte, North Carolina TV station WBTV, and donations poured in. As a result, that support allowed her family to cover hotel stays, groceries, repairs to a new car gifted by her employer, and with some assistance from a non-profit, they were able to move new car gifted by our employer. And with some assistance from a

nonprofit, they were able to move into a three bedroom home, compliments of these donations. So that's pretty amazing. That is sweet. Sucks that somebody stole your house. Yeah, it does. It definitely sucks, man. But you know, that's the great thing now you're seeing more and more about the power of the internet is people are finally realizing that hey we can just help regular people instead of giving all our money to corporations and stuff and uh i do credit you know whether you like him or don't mr beast a lot with some of that stuff he really has pushed that out there and uh there's others as well but he's certainly one of them wendy's celebrating the 55th year of the Frosty. To celebrate, they're dropping a new salted caramel flavor.

So there you go. I know you're excited about that. I am. Yeah, you are. Why wouldn't you be excited about it? Come on, man. You can go through for a dollar and get a little Frosty Cup. That's pretty good stuff right there, man.

I just heard about it this morning, and I'm on my way today after work. I know, that's right. Yeah, me too, man. Let me get some of that. All right, let's get to sports you care about. Bragging before a fight, nothing new. Mike Tyson bringing Satan into it. Not surprised.

Friday night's bout between Tyson and Paul Nears. The trash talk and bulletin board material gets louder. Tyson not only promised to bring Iron Mike to AT&T for one night only, but he's going to bring the devil himself to the ring, he said. Even though he's developed a friendship with Paul, he said there's no

feelings attached to this event. And his own mother should be very careful if she has to get in the ring with me, he said. Yeah, I'm pretty sure that she wouldn't you know what's y'all's bets i placed mine already so i'm just well let me hear from what do you think about the fight jay it depends on it depends on which mike tyson shows up yeah if if if unleashed ego mike tyson shows up jason paul's in for some trouble. Yeah. But, I mean, look, if Paul wasn't this YouTube guy,

if he was just some regular dude rising up through the ranks, whatever, he wouldn't be getting near the hate that he's getting. Look, he's a young dude. He's strong. He's fast. He knows what he's doing. Yeah. But, man, it really just depends on which Tyson shows up.

Yeah. I know I got a bunch of cool you know uh funky rules and i got oversized gloves there's gonna be uh i don't know man i'm i'm excited either way i am too if i had to put my dollar down i'm putting my dollar down on tyson you have to almost but what about you man man i think it's a work i think it's 100 of work there's yeah it's just gonna be they'll go out there just like the last few fights you think it's wwe 100 it's wwe okay they're gonna ruin my illusion okay let me believe i know i hate it i want mike tyson to absolutely destroy the guy i would love to see old iron mike yeah back in there but i don't i think it goes to a draw do you think it's gonna go the

distance i think it goes to draw for sure no man think it's going to go the distance? I think it goes to a draw for sure. No, man. I mean, I guess that'd be the only way. In my mind, there's no way Jake Paul wins except that he, you know, what Jake Paul, he is, you're right, to your point. Look, he's skilled athletically. He's strong. He's fast.

I mean, he's no chump. Is he a professional boxer? Yeah, that's questionable. But i you know i know he's going to be very excited and i think he's going to be a little overzealous and while i appreciate what you're saying here's what i think will happen they may have something that they're working towards but if mike tyson is mike tyson and jake paul gets a little excited and hits him a little hard a couple times Mike Tyson may forget he may he may resort to Mike and um knock his ass out and there's nothing more I'd like to see than his teeth clacked together oh yeah I mean I think everybody would like to see that but I think you know he's gonna look if jake paul's good at anything it's making money oh yeah i mean i

mean look he's he's rich forever uh unless he's a complete idiot and clearly he's not but i don't know man i i you know it's uh it's hard to say if it's real or not real yeah but i'm like you i want to hope it's real yeah yeah because they took the exhibition part of it off it's a legitimate yeah that's true they did they shortened the rounds which favors tyson um and then you know you've got the gloves are a little bit heavier but if you're being hit by mike tyson i'm pretty sure those two ounces aren't going to stop pain have you seen them though have you seen the gloves uh-uh dude they're they look like almost like the blow-up ones. Yeah. Oh, dude, they look pretty big.

Oh, they're comfortable. Rock them, sock them. Yeah, like rock them, sock them. Well, I know that... That's still Tyson behind that. Yeah, true. Exactly, yeah. Well, you know, I don't know if it's true,

but Rich, weren't you telling me that he's knocked out every sparring partner? That's what I've heard, yeah. He's knocked out every sparring partner that he's had so far training. I taking tyson in round three yeah i think i think he's gonna you know jake will come out and wail on him a little bit and he'll take it and then he's gonna come out he's gonna muhammad ali and all right wear him out a little bit and stroke him up oh yeah that's what i'm going for i know the the over under for it right now is at

five and a half five and a half rounds yeah that's what i think going for. I know the over-under for it right now is at five and a half. Five and a half rounds? Yeah, that's what I'm thinking, yeah. Okay. There, you know, you can bet on it. I don't think it'll go that long. Here's the question. If Tyson knocks out Jake Ball, is his boxing career done? I hope so.

I don't think so. You don't think so? No, I don't think so either. I think if he wins this one, he'll definitely do one more, at least. Well, if he wins it, yeah. But I'm saying if Tyson wins, does anyone take him seriously after that? If 60-year-old Mike Tyson drops his ass, does he get another fight? I mean, Mike Tyson is still, you know.

Okay. It's like it was explained to me by a couple people. Tyson is like the Muhammad Ali of this generation. It's an honor to go in the ring with ring with him well of course it is yeah and so i think that even if paul loses like it's not going to hurt his career at all he's still a young guy he's got a whole career ahead of him it's just everybody going yeah tyson does what tyson does like that's tyson yeah maybe you're right maybe you're right no shame in losing to mike tyson ever you know i mean i you know somebody said well i'd get in a ring with him for that.

I wouldn't. No, hell no. No, there's some people I would fight, but that ain't one of them. One hit from that dude, you might be sucking oatmeal through his throat the rest of your damn life. Yep. And I'm not down with that. All right, let's talk about this.

Last Sunday, the NFL on Fox did a broadcast from the Naval Base in San Diego. In that show, the anthem was played, and apparently it was a controversy. Michael Strand was seen with his hands held together in front of him instead of his hand over his heart like the other crew. Those people looking for a conspiracy found one and decided that Strand did it as a protest. He addressed that, took it on directly, and said, man, I ain't got anything to protest. You know, he said it's just one of those moments where he just didn't think about it or whatever. Yeah, I'm not I don't have enough time in my life to chase people over on their hand, over their heart like that. Are you kidding me? Really? That's a controversy to you.

Why don't you have anything in your life going on? to you why don't you have anything in your life going on uh the fbi looking into those robberies of my homes and kelsey which you know had to be some extent an inside job because they were on the road at a game and both of their homes were broken into yeah one of the tricks to the referees bounce or something do what yeah i might have yeah yeah yeah. And this is bad news. I know everybody's going to think it's good news. It's not good news. Jason Kelsey has now, and Stevie Nicks, have dethroned Mariah Carey on the Christmas song chart.

And you can see this later on the blog. I'm posting it. The song with Stevie Nicks charting higher than Mariah Carey's. It's called Maybe This Christmas. The former Eagle Center talked about taking on Mariah during an episode of the podcast. Maybe This Christmas, a duet, has passed all I want as number one. Jason said he's taken his rightful place as the queen of Christmas. This song is shit. I listened to it earlier,

about 12 seconds was as far as I could make it, and I prayed for Mariah to come back. If this replaces Mariah, this world is done. This is just absolute. I'm sorry, Jason Kelsey, maybe in good fun. He sings as great as I do on the wackadoos intro, okay? So if you love that, you might love this, you know? Yeah, I'm just not, man.

Yeah, check it out on the blog a little bit later. We'll have that on there. All right, let's do something a little different. Attention station employees. The general manager says we can't afford pumpkin spiced coffee in the lounge. So instead, just sip your normal coffee and then sniff the pumpkin candle next to the machine. Thank you. All right, let's talk about this for a minute.

Kind of wild. All right. Let's talk about this for a minute. Kind of wild. Gravy, of course, you know, part of Thanksgiving dinner doesn't make the list of the most popular sides. But, you know, maybe it's more of a condiment really than a side. Right. Still, some people love gravy. How much of a gravy fan do you have to be to want to drink a shot with gravy in it? to want to drink a shot with gravy in it. Would booze make it better or worse? One restaurant at least has been inducing people to pay for the privilege since 2015, the Edmund Ost Brewing Company in Charleston, South Carolina. The bartenders there weren't the first to dream up gravy shots, though since Urban Dictionary has an entry for this term that dates back to 2009,

it says a time when fat-washed cocktails were still considered hip. Despite that reputation, the definition given isn't an R-rated one, but describes a drink made by blending gravy with booze. Wild Turkey was promoting something in 2017 called a gravy back. That was a shot of bourbon followed by a gravy chaser. Then KFC in the UK started selling three gravy based cocktails. Wow, who knew that?

But to make a gravy shot, they mix bourbon into your gravy until it's a drinkable consistency and serve it up in a shot glass rimmed with brown sugar and herbs. Would you do that shot yeah yeah yeah i'm down at kfc yeah you said yeah that gravy is good kfc yeah kfc gravy yeah you did you hit that

okay let's go yeah i like that absolutely why wouldn't you try that i mean herbs and spices with a little bit of gravy and bourbon i mean maybe not wild turkey but everything else yeah no i'm with you on that maybe there's there's bourbon in it yeah yeah yeah that's what they're talking about oh yeah i mean yeah i think he just got a chub you ever pulled the top off the gravy on the way home hell just took you a little shot a little nip of it just nipped the gravy yeah juice gravy yeah somebody looking over at you got a big styrofoam kfc thing sipping the gravy they're like what a fat ass get one of those extra wide straws yeah right just drop it in there that tiktok what's the fattest thing you've ever done put a straw in my gravy bucket yeah man that's rough man uh what do you what do you look forward to

the most at what thanksgiving what what what uh dish do you like the most and i'm stuck on the deep fried turkey deep fried turkey man i remember the first time that uh we had it my dad caught the fryer on fire he never did it again we told him now you better stay away from that you know what about you man what do you love uh funeral potatoes it's a utah classic funeral potatoes i'm not i've not heard of this but i want to know more all it is is potato casserole it's just okay with cubed potatoes and cheese and sour cream and it's okay it's my favorite and i come from utah and everybody has their own unique style and brand of funeral potato. But, I mean, that's the base.

You can throw bacon, meat, whatever. What are the polygamous potatoes like there? There's just more of them. More of them. There's more of them, yeah. There's enough to go around. But it's consensual, right? Exactly.

Sure. They're all into it. No, they're definitely into it, man. So, being in Utah, were the Mormons, uh, uh, did you see a lot of folks, uh,

of that, you know, like the ones on TV, not the regular Mitt Romney Mormons, but you know, the multi, you know, Oh,

well, I mean, if the further South in Utah, you go, the more that you see, that's where all of the polygamists are living. Now there's like those three families that live in Salt Lake city, but rest are down south yeah they hide out down there they sure do get it and they get away with everything down there because in the middle of the damn desert nobody

cares yeah now it's like hey if you're willing to live there whatever yeah we're not coming out too far to drive yeah rich what about you man what do you what do you look forward to on thanksgiving what's the best i mean now i guess i'm kind of looking forward to a gravy bourbon shot that's right i think i'm gonna follow it up with some funeral potatoes you know now you're talking now you're talking bean casserole man that's that is the one thing that i require no i can't i can't mess with that man i'm sorry i'm gonna let you have all that you want, man. That's not for me. But a lot of people do love that stuff, man. I mean, they love it. That and pecan pie.

A hell yes to pecan pie. Oh, God. I'm going to tell you what. Eat that whole thing. I'll take it myself. Don't give me a chocolate pecan pie. Oh, okay. No.

I'll choke a bitch. Right now. Yeah. What's the thing you hate on Thanksgiving, Jay? Pecan pie. Yeah. You dirty bastard. Brett, what about you? Thanks for coming pie you dirty bastard brett thanks for coming by the show man jay we'll see you later i can't do pecan pie i can't and uh like the cranberry stuff that's not for me i cannot get behind the cranberries it's not for

me we can't do it what are you talking about you guys are are crazy. I can't do it. I can't do it. You definitely are from Utah. It's true. Listen to me. If my cranberry sauce doesn't have ribs on it, it ain't cranberry sauce. How do you know how to cut it if it doesn't have ribs on it? That's right. You just lay it out. Don't bring me that stupid stuff with the berries and crap in it. I don't want that.

I want the gelatinous stuff that just blends right in with the turkey and taters. There you go. Just mix it all up. Are you a blender or you just cut it off? No. Well, I'll slice it, but then I'll blend it when i eat it's a side dish brother you said you eat it separately like a dessert almost work your way around too no no everybody has different ways they eat like my my wife laura is so funny because like if for example if we go to let's say mickey d's she doesn't take bites of a burger and fries or back and forth she'll eat all the fries then her burger yeah and i'm like

how do you you just go around one item at a time you're missing the the explosion of flavors yeah are you uh uh do you do you mix no not well I mean if you're driving you do what you do but yeah right you know no if you're sitting down I'm all burger all fries drink so you eat them separately the burger than the fries yeah no I'm separate on everything see I want to take bites where I get a little of each me too yeah yeah unless it's leftovers out of the fridge and then it's just all right you warm it up yeah no that's right that's right that's right look at me like that talking about biting man are you nervous i i am man i'm gonna switch chairs with him you should be honored you really should man all right let's do something else then

attention station employees the general manager says we can't afford pumpkin spiced coffee in the lounge. So instead, just sip your normal coffee and then sniff the pumpkin candle next to the machine. Thank you. All right. Is there kink in your relationship? You're not alone, it says. Couples are exploring kinky sex in a bid to salvage their relationships, according to a new survey. In a new 2024 state of intimacy report.

And it is from an erotic concierge site. So they have no interest in this survey. But as people are increasingly becoming open to expanding, the top three things couples want to get into are sensory play. I'm not sure what that is yet. Bondage and oral. What are you talking about? You're not already into that? That's a kink.

That's not a kink. No. That's just a. Tuesday. Yeah, that is. That's exactly right. Not even Tuesday late night. That's like afternoon Tuesday. I, that is. That's exactly right. Not even Tuesday late night. That's like afternoon Tuesday.

I mean, damn. Many of the 100,000 respondents noted that they want to pair kink with more romantic, sensual play styles. Couples who experimented, it says, reported higher levels of satisfaction. About 73% of users said they felt closer after exploring these things. Do you think that the experimenting can make a relationship better, Jay? Yes. Yeah? Yes.

I like the succinctness of his answer. How about yourself, Brett? Why wouldn't you try some other stuff out? At least it'll end up hilarious if it goes wrong. Yeah, no, that's exactly right. Things you can do with a chair leg. Rich? I mean, I'm sure it helps. It's been a while since I've done it.

I'm at the equivalent of Walter. His experiments are all solo. Yeah, yeah, we're running a single train over here. He's running solo experiments. I'm not, you know. Let me try the Crisco this time. I'm kind of like, hey, we need to freshen it up in the bedroom. Let's grab the Febreze. Yeah.

That's right. Is that included on the intimacy report? I don't know about that. Yeah, solo play. The state of the intimacy. That's right. I want to know who's coming out with that on the news. Yeah, I know.

All right, ladies and gentlemen. The state of the intimacy. The state on kinkiness. Now, those, you know, you're talking about oral being a kink, and we all agree it's not. But listen to this. This sexual perversion expert reveals the weirdest fetishes that he's ever studied.

Here are the five weirdest ones. Vorophilia. It's the most high-prof profile example would be army hammer in 2021 accused by an ex of harboring cannibalism fantasies. Uh, so I guess that is, uh, some kind of a cannibalism fantasy Borrelophilia. Borrelophilia, however you say it. Is it eating or being eaten? Well, I don't know. That's a good question. That's a good question. Yeah, I'm not, let's see. They posted 60 online advertisements seeking someone who would agree to be eaten

before meeting Bernd Juergen Brands in March of 2002, who allowed the guy to bite off the tip of his junk so they could eat the flesh together before he stabbed him to death. That's beautiful. That sounds like a weird version of jigsaw. That's past fetish, I think, a little bit.

You know, I think when you bring the knife into my gut, we pass fetish. Eprectophilia. He said he studied the first case of this. It's people turned on by flatulence. He said he studied the first case of this. It's people turned on by flatulence. 22-year-old American from Illinois recalled his crush on a girl who farted in school. He said, it blew my mind.

I knew by biology that girls farted, but hearing it, I'd been fawning over. It was just so strange and interesting to me. And apparently, this dude's been a fart sniffer his whole life. Wow. Okay, I'm not sniffing farts yeah but like also if she was like hey you know if you could just dust one off i'd be all right with it i'd probably say okay you dust her you mean yeah yeah oh okay if that was her thing you would help her out you're a generous lover yeah'm going to do that anyway and it's cheaper than flowers

if you want to be there I got a bouquet for you sniff this bouquet honey let me say this right apodum ophelia real and imagined amputation so if you are their fantasy is amputated or at least pretending to be amputation. So if you are, their fantasy is amputated

or at least pretending to be amputated, being with someone who's amputated. I kind of get that in a weird way. These are scary, man. Why is that scary? I mean, people talking about biting people's junk off. Well, but an amputee, I mean, look, you've just removed half of the barriers to you.

That's right. Oh, okay. They're already in place. You understand the angles you've never explored before because a leg was in the way? Yeah. Right. So you get rid of that thing and all of a sudden, it's a new ballgame, man. Absolutely.

What are you talking about? I don't, you know. Yeah. Think about that a minute and get back to me. Take off somebody's leg, throw it across the room, the dog brings it back. That's fine. Dacrophiliacs turned on by tears they they fetishize crying um yeah no i that's that's a little weird that's weird that is weird and then this one uh the last one is uh salrophilia getting down and dirty. Oh, they're aroused by the sight of filth and unkempt bedmates.

Oh, God, that's gross, man. That is nasty. I'm sorry. I can't get down to that. That's the line for you. Yeah, man, it is, man. Listen, I just. Amputees, cannibalism, all that great.

You're dirty? Oh, no, I'm out. Oh, man. Look, a cannibal can at least have a clean environment sterile and whatnot you know i mean i don't want to that's nasty man no i don't like that stuff uh no i i bought a house that we flipped and sold that was a hoarder house like you see on tv man man floor to ceiling every nook every cranny of the house i mean when i walked in i was like i don't know how long i can stay in here i mean it was funky it was real funky i mean like there

were you know they said as they cleaned it out there were rats still trying to make babies in places you know it's trash oh my oh my god man it was just insanity man nice ecosystem yeah no it it and it was destroyed i'll tell you that it was destroyed yeah no no doubt about it um what's the what's uh something weird not necessarily sexually but what's something weird that you're into that might surprise somebody it's something weird that i'm into them with um well i'm a performer and so uh like just doing it outside or up on a stage you ever done that before ever been on a stage and got it on oh i know i haven't no well you during a live show i mean if you can but uh i've not done it during a live show no i don't think i could i don't believe

i could rise to the occasion perform either i mean not literally could not that would be a little much for me you know i can't do that yeah uh we what something weird about you doesn't have to be sexual man but uh that that is about you that's weird what is it something you like you're into next rich man i like to announce in the middle of it you know oh you want to do an announcement i want to do all right like it's time it's time yeah no that's that is fantastic that's great a little bit of you know light bondage getting tied up oh wow a little slap and tickle yeah you know that's cool you need yeah. Nails are fun. You and Amanda are probably related. Yeah, no.

Yeah. My pillow talk never works. Like, it never comes out in my head. No. In my head, boy, you're like. No. No. Let me tell you something.

First of all, my wife and I, you know, just as a rule, we don't, like when we argue or anything, we don't call names or anything. So, I mean, that's just a basic rule. So so it's weird to do anyway and i did try once and as soon as the word i don't even think bitch fully came out and i stopped myself and i was like i can't i feel like a monster i'm sorry i can't do't do it. I can't. I'm sorry. You know. Now, if you want me to choke you a little bit, I will do that.

You know, only if you ask them. All right. Let's talk about this. This is great, man. I heard about this tour yesterday. And I was just like, wow, man. You know, this is 2024. Kid Rock, Nickelback. And they're going to be adding in, I think,

Brantley Gilbert. Yeah, but Kid Rock and Nickelback are headlining the 2025 edition of Rock the Country. It's a music festival. It'll visit 10 towns across the U.S. spring and summer. Additionally, two acts will headline Pepsi Rock, the South Festival in Alabama, but the two-day Rock the Country concert tickets kicks off April 4th and 5th in Livingston, Louisiana, runs through July 25th, 26th at a stop in Anderson, South Carolina.

Kid Rock, Nickelback will perform at all stops. Also a lineup that includes Hank Williams Jr. Leonard Skinner the guys that say they're Leonard Skinner the tribute band it's Leonard Skinner Three Doors Down

Travis Tritt, that's who it was Stained, Aaron Lewis, Gavin Adcock Tracy Lawrence, Diamond Rio and more each date also includes a 90s happy hour stage with acts like Shenandoah, Mark Chestnut, Jody Messina, Sammy Kershaw, Tone Loke, Ying Yang Twins, and Afro Man. Man, that sounds like a lineup right there. I think they're supposed to be coming here on that tour.

Are they really? Yeah, I saw that yesterday on Facebook. I think they're coming to the 2025. Well, they damn sure are. They damn sure are. 20 and 21 of June. That show will be right here in Little Rock. I think they're going to be coming to the...

I thought I read that it was going to be at the State Fair in Little Rock. I think you're right, at the fairgrounds. Yeah. Yeah, no, I think you're right, according to this. Yeah. Well, that's pretty cool. Kid Rock, Nickelback, Hank Williams Jr., Leonard Skinner, Travis

Tritt, all those folks, or at least most of them, will be coming to Little Rock. That's a big-ass ticket right there. What do you think about that ticket, man? Man, my white trash has flared up so much. Yeah, I know. Part of me is so happy right now. Yeah, right. No, I believe that, man. That makes perfect sense.

That is a white trash deluxe. Would you like that ticket? Part of that ticket. Are they playing outside or are they going to be playing in Barton? I think they'll play outside. They'll play outside. Great. I live down around there.

I'll just go sit out back and listen to them. Okay, okay, yeah. That'll be just fine. That's probably as much as I would want from that, except for Tone Loke. Give me some sweet Tone Loke. Oh, a little funky Cole Medina. Hell yeah. That'll be just fine. That's probably as much as I would want from that, except for Tone Loke. Give me some sweet Tone Loke. Oh, a little funky Cole Medina. Hell yeah. All right, all right.

Rich, you like the ticket? Oh, yeah. I think if what I read is true, that they're going to be at the State Fair next year, that'll probably be the first thing that actually gets me pulled into the State Fair, because I've never been in all the years I've lived here. No, you've never been? Never been to the State Fair. Wow.

Oh, man. Okay, all right. Do you like Nickelback? Listen, as a musician, yes. Otherwise, they're not generally my cup of tea, but I would go watch them play. Why not? Okay, I'm just curious.

Everybody hates on them, but they're still one of the best-selling bands of all time. Do you like Nickelback? I think everybody is a little bit of a closet Nickelback fan. Like, to keep face you'll you know oh no but everybody likes everybody likes to hate on nick right everybody as soon as the song starts playing everybody knows the lyrics look i like that damn sam quentin song sam quentin that's a good ass song man i don't give a damn man i mean i i'll tell you i mean

they're fine you know am i gonna play the whole album man probably not right no but but in doses yeah i dig them i think they're great man you know why not why not um what uh what would you say is uh the greatest concert you've ever seen and been to the greatest concert i have ever been to uh we went and saw stevie wonder when he was here really yeah yeah that was absolutely amazing. I bet it was actually amazing. That would not have been the name that I would have guessed. What a great artist he is. Unbelievable.

Other than that, I saw Metallica when I was 17 at a place called Wolf Mountain, and it was just pissing rain. It was the coolest environment I've ever been in for a concert it was so much that's dope man it was so fun yeah that's dope what a contrast stevie wonder and metallic i love that together on one ticket oh baby give me that show that would be amazing that would be amazing wouldn't it all right rich best concert you've ever seen oh man i've been to a couple of them but i'm gonna have to say uh honestly jelly roll jelly roll at the hall right before he blew up here really i bet that was great man that was very like we were god was into it oh yeah the place was sold out you know it was just

when he was gaining popularity with the save me song i think i was like three rows from the stage just wow yeah you know but that was a bomb ass concert hell. Hell yeah. Jay? My favorite person I've ever seen live. Oh, it doesn't matter. The favorite concert I've ever seen live has got to be Volbeat. Oh, man. I love Volbeat. That was the best concert. I mean, you know.

The one where they came with Five Finger? Yeah. Okay. Yeah, that was a great set. No, but Volbeat upst staged him in my mind on that show that and it was just clean i went to a lot of different concerts probably my number two was back in uh like 98 at bumper shoot in seattle oh really like music i bet that was a dope ass concert yeah and it was you know he was hot hot you know yeah man i bet that was awesome that was probably cool his music is so interesting to me you know

it's so different yeah especially the early stuff was just like oh yeah word salad but yeah but it was a great word salad yeah yeah i mean you're just like okay i'm in i mean what is it it's uh a termite choking on the splinter yeah yeah it's like what what are you talking about that's awesome piled up to the sun like a giant dildo yeah you know and i'm okay i mean i'm here for it yeah whatever you're saying i like it it rhymes and i dig it you know i mean that was it um i think you know i said the other day pink floyd uh at arrowhead stadium is my all time favorite sentimentally but honestly the best show i've ever seen was Chris Brown. Really? Hell yeah, man. He had, number one, the set was crazy, huh? I was going to say, what'd he do?

Just come out and slap a whole bunch of women? Yeah, I know. About 20 years ago, he did. Yeah. No, man, it was his dancing. Look, you say what you want about the cat. He's the greatest dancer, in my mind, to ever be. Sure.

I mean, honestly, nobody. I have looked for years to find anybody and we can go michael jackson we can go anywhere you want usher i don't give a damn nobody's better really nobody's better that's a lot to say nobody's better i'm telling you watch chris brown watch michael now there's no Chris Brown without Michael. Of course. Of course. Okay. I mean, you know, there's no Nickelback without Led Zeppelin. Okay.

So we all get that. You give Michael that, you know. But as far as ability, no, it's not even close. Wow. You know, because if you watch most dancers, Usher, Michael Jackson, all of them, they're phenomenal. But you can count the syncopation. You can see the beats when they're moving. You know, it's like marching in a way.

Right. You know, but it's very stylized. Chris Brown's like rubber. Yeah. There's no syncopation. It just moves. It wiggles. It does things that it shouldn't physically do.

It still hits the beat somehow. It still hits the beat. Yeah. It's the most fluid physicality i've ever seen in my life that's cool yeah i mean it was really something cool and we got really good seats which was great because it was my wife's favorite so uh it was a good night for me hell yeah yeah because chris brown couldn't come home and i'm glad because, man, I accidentally saw a picture of him nude on the internet, and I wish I hadn't.

I've got PTSD from that. Little Doggy on YouTube says, favorite concert, five-finger death punch at Vino's. Really? At Vino's? Wow. Man, I don't even think I was there for that one. I remember the first concert they played at that I was at, and they were nice they were just really getting started but not vino's level that's he said he also says he just added he says he's been to over 2 000 music shows he has to say three days grace breaking

benjamin and hurt at all tell arena was crazy man that show was amazing yeah and a matter of fact uh adam gattier is back with him uh yeah yeah he's returned oh cool and they've kept the other lead singer too so now they've got two singers uh and and they're they're rocking again cool yeah so yeah um a lot of people really were sad and when adam left i like the new guy he's just fine yeah but i did like adam you know he was og and so i like him a lot but three days grace i think they're right behind shine down as far as a number of hits for modern rock act shine down has the most hits of any modern rock act of all time wow i never would have guessed that yeah man no they they have a lot of bangers man you you don't think about you sleep on them sometimes but they got a lot of bangers there um let's see uh wendy said good morning good morning

wendy she is a truck driver over the road long haul driver she came and hung out with us so she's up in my neck of the woods she's in chitown yeah so she's heading towards michigan yeah keep your bulletproof vest on um let's see uh State Fair is always on my birthday, Wendy said. That's good. That's good. Mudfest. Yeah, Bundy said Mudfest. That was a crazy show, man.

I'm going to tell you, that show was wild because in that time, I wasn't a full-time personality. I was still just the Angry Patrick regular bit, you know, and so I wanted to be part of any musical thing we did, and I always somehow managed to get myself backstage, even though Jeff used to chase me around and tell me I wasn't supposed to be there, but I would sneak back there, but on this time, it started raining, Everybody knows on mud fest, it was, it was absolute pouring down rain. And so I got there real early because I'm trying to get backstage. You know what I mean? I'm trying to get there before all the security does. And, um, nobody could make it in except me and Jeff. That was it. Uh, you know, the, the Corey and Jay

couldn't make it in. Matt couldn't make it in matt couldn't make it in nobody could get in they couldn't get to park they were too far away people were parking two three miles away down the road man i mean literally yeah they were lying there when it was it was the one of the most insane things that maybe i've ever seen and uh so me being uh the slick bastard I was, somehow I talked myself into being the stagehand for the whole concert. Hell yeah. The whole thing. Nice. And so Jeff had to go do broadcast stuff.

I was the dude standing there when all the bands would come on, make sure stuff was going, you know, doing this, doing that. And so I got to see and talk to almost every single band that came up. You know, Chevelle, you know, and they were dressed like accountants, looked like accountants. And so I got to see and talk to almost every single band that came up. You know, Chevelle, you know, and they were dressed like accountants, looked like accountants. Rocked the shit out of that show, man. Yeah. They got some of the guys in Slipknot. And that was that show. They had Joey Jordison doing the upside down and rotating drum thing, you know.

joey jordison uh doing the upside down and rotating drum thing you know um i've i've told the story many times about stained aaron lewis because i was so excited because i love stained and so aaron uh they're getting ready to go on the band's out there the guys are out there they're they're they're jamming doing you're playing instruments whatever they're doing and uh he's standing there and pulls a spliff out. And I'm standing there talking to him, you know, just talking, like me and you, man. And I'm like, this is the greatest day of my life. I am standing here on a stage in Edgefest, right, with Aaron Lewis of Stain.

He just pulls out a hog leg. I'm like, I'm about to smoke the hogger with aaron lewis baby this is dope life goal that mother scratcher smoked every bit of that joint ate the roach and never even thought about handing it to me i was like bro you could have just handed me the roach come on and then he went out and gave a hell of a show though i wasn't mad because it was a great show but man he did it i was like i i i no i can't i come on man pop up fast there come on help me out yeah but that was a dope experience that whole show but uh a matter of fact that's how i met natal from dark from day One. There were so

many people that couldn't get their cars out for like two or three days after that, and I was helping his sister get her car out, and that's how I met him, and we became friends, but Little Doggie said, Mike said, another night where Hurt was a fantastic act the whole weekend. Yeah, Hurt was a great band. It really was. Mudfest was, you know, funny enough, during the experience, it was one of the most miserable things I've ever seen. You know, it was terribly rainy. They stopped the show several times. Slipknot stopped the show because they were throwing mud at them. Oh, God.

You know, I mean, they literally just started throwing mud and they stopped it. But as miserable as it was, the part of the mishaps the parking everything every mother you ask what's the best one mud fest they it's like a rite of passage like they went to prison for a few hours and they can talk about it the rest of their life you know yeah i went to prison for three hours yeah it was crazy man a great show though it's those tough times that always make the best stories though it really is right that's exactly right you ride your bike from here to you know motorcycle uh fort smith and back oh we went for a ride yeah but if you

get rained on and then something happens and then something else happens right you got to call in a buddy and then he something happens over there it makes the greatest stories the best memory that's right man yeah dude. I was not, you know, at least when I was young, I wasn't made for motorcycles. You said motorcycle, it triggered me. I remember I had this really shitty bike. It was a KZ 440, and I paid like 400 bucks for it. It was like 1990, but anyway, it was raining, and I didn't have great tires on it, and I came off the freeway at Guyer Springs, and I'm trying to turn left. I got to the intersection to turn left, and my bike just started doing 360s right there.

Oh, no. And I'm like, I'm going to die right here. You know? Nope, nope. Yeah, that was near the end of my motorcycle journey right there. I was like, this probably isn't for me. I'm not ready for this yet. No, my mom wouldn't let me have a motorcycle. And when I grew up, she's like, no, my mom would

have never let me have that. But I left when I was 16. So I kind of did my own thing mainly. For the most part. Yeah. My uncle wrecked on his and it flipped and the exhaust pipe went through his knee. The exhaust pipe went through his knee the exhaust pipe went through his knee through his knee yeah i bet that that hurt a little i would imagine so yeah yeah did he did he did they fix it did he walk again he kind of walked i mean kind of yeah he hobbled around as he went about there got a pretty bad drug addiction from it but yeah yeah well i can imagine that. Yeah.

That's how a lot of that starts, man. That's exactly right. Yeah. I mean, you got to try to mitigate. I mean, think about that. An exhaust pipe goes through your knee. There's some pain involved. A little bit.

Yeah. So you might want some pain medication to get through that. Yeah, that's right. And I guess I could see where that could be addictive. Yeah. Oh, yeah. But, I mean, he turned out okay. Yeah.

Yeah, he turned out fine. But, yeah, that pipe through the knee, that was g out okay. Yeah, he turned out fine. But yeah that pipe to the knee that was Harley No, that that's that's pretty brutal. I Yeah, that sounds like something you see in that faces of death or something man. That's too much for me, man Daniel says nine inch nails with David Bowie in 95 That's a good ticket right there. Did he say where? He didn't.

I'll try and find out. Man, that's a dope-ass ticket right there. David Bowie and Nine Inch Nails. Yeah. That would be a... Yeah, Nine Inch Nails' Pretty Hate Machine is the best industrial album of all time, in my opinion. In my opinion.

It's just unstoppable. Now now will it make you feel good no no that's not what you're there for no you are not that is that is to be combined with bad drugs and bad nights yes because it is a mad like it is an angry ass album he makes eddie better look like a little choir boy when you talk about being mad man now i i a lot of people continue to love nine inch nails and i did like the song closer but it got a little overplayed uh but i just didn't love a lot of the stuff after that but that's me are you a big n-i-n fan no i mean i like them just fine i like them as much as everybody yeah you like what the songs you heard were for the most part and i've listened to the whole albums and stuff like that,

but I'm not going to just sit down one day and have a beer and listen to Night Is Real. For me, I can only listen to a few songs of theirs in a row before I start to feel it, and I'm like, yeah, I've got to move on to something else for a while. I get a little grungy in that. He came back, he said it was in Camden, New Jersey. I bet that was good. Okay. Camden, New Jersey. Didn't smell good good. Okay. Camden, New Jersey.

Didn't smell good, but it sounded good. No, but that concert had to have been fun. Yeah, it sounded great, yeah. Hunter said, I have so many core memories that were made at Mudfest. Really? Oh, wow. What kind of core memories? All right.

Or did you have mud on your thing? I'm just curious. Call in and let us know. Yeah, call in and let us know. Please don't call in. Don't call in. Don't do that. Let's see.

What else is going on here from the people? The Last Lick 1063, that's what used to be called the station we no longer speak of. The Last Lick 1063 birthday bash was the best concert I've ever been to, period. Ray, I was there, but I don't remember who was there. I'm not sure. It's been a long-ass time ago, man. Yeah, I've done a lot of things since then,

and I don't know who was there. I remember the Edge's 10-year bash. We had Puddle of Mud in, and that was before West Gandalin was completely off the rails. Man, that was a hell of a shit. Man, they have a lot of damn hits, man. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, you like Puddle of Mud? Yeah, they're great. Yeah, they were good times, good fun stuff. All right, we need to do something different. Manners for Men. When a woman explains how she feels, always respond with, I hear you, and then fix it with duct tape there you go

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Whackadoo, in the news Still number one on iTunes Still number one on iTunes. Is it? Still number one on iTunes. That's right. Everybody's downloads. Not even a single. And people are still downloading it.

A new study courtesy of... No, I don't like that. Hold on. Okay, here we go. Just because something interesting happened doesn't mean everyone on social media needs to know. A mom in China went viral for the wrong reasons after sharing on social media how a toddler, being held by his grandmother, unexpectedly took a whiz all over the feast the family was about to have. The child's mom caught it all on video and posted it for the world to see, and then later admitted everyone ate the food anyway. Uh, you ain't got kfc gravy shot go get you the gravy shot get a gravy shot please no i mean you know in china you know

yeah maybe right you know groceries you know i get it man all right uh some people have found a new way to ruin their cyber trucks the vehicle. The vehicle's been marred, it says, by reports of slippery accelerator pedals and prone to water damage. But it appears the stainless steel body has an aversion to wraps and stickers. Aaron Cash reported permanent damage to the stainless steel as a result of stickers put on the Cybertruck to promote his business. He said they were on the steel for eight months when he removed them. The letters were still imprinted on the body. Why would you put stickers on it? Why would you do that?

It's stainless steel. Anyway, all right. Yeah, we did that yesterday. All right. Man, a woman unexpectedly gave birth at the ticketing counter in Miami International Airport Tuesday. Emergency responders and staff helped out. Miami-Dade Fire Rescue got the call about 5 p.m., arrived to find the woman in active labor near the American Airlines terminal. The woman and her son taken to a nearby hospital.

Does she get, like, miles for that? Right. Does she get to fly free? What happens there? Because certainly she didn't catch her flight. What are you doing at the airport that close to labor? Yeah, what are you doing? I mean, that seems like maybe she just wanted to go into labor and she went to the airport.

I don't know. That's not what they meant by the mile high club. No, that is absolutely not what they meant by that. Okay, here you go. Two women in Norway, 59 years old. Shocked to learn they were switched at birth due to an alleged government cover-up. One of the moms, Karen Dockin. Really?

Wow. Dockin. I hadn't thought about them in a while. Is it spelled right? Yeah, D-O-K-K-E-N. Maybe related to Don. I don't know. She gave birth at Hospital in 65, where babies were kept separately from mothers.

A week later, Dokken went home with a baby she thought was her daughter, despite finding it odd that she had dark curls. It was never my thought she wasn't my daughter. She's now 78. The truth was revealed through a DNA test. Norwegian health authorities discovered the mix-up in 85, but kept it hidden. The women are now suing the state, alleging they violated their rights by not disclosing it earlier. Well, after 20 years, I mean, should you go and tell them i mean you've come this far me yeah i mean i'm like

yeah yeah okay yeah all right all right i'm gonna find out you're adopted at 25 you might start asking questions the state accidentally adopted you well you, it'd be hard to tell him, you know, 20 years ago somebody may have messed up here. Sorry. Wasn't me, though. Doctors are warning against spending over 10 minutes on the toilet, saying that prolonged sitting can lead to

hemorrhoids and weakened pelvic muscles. You know what? Just let me live my life. For real. If I want to sit on the toilet for 25 minutes, I'm going to. How else are you going to finish the movie? Right. Exactly. That's the only time I can get peace and quiet. Yeah.

My wife used to accuse me of that. I know you're in there watching movies. Well, I do have one on, but it's not because I came to watch the movie. No. It just takes a minute to do the business here, you know? Not everybody's a... Look, I don't know what... I don't know how Jesus blessed my wife. It just takes a minute to do the business here. You know, not everybody's a look. I don't know what, I don't know how Jesus blessed my wife, but she's the only human

I know that will say, I got to poop. She goes in and two minutes later, she's out. And I'm like, that's like a record. That's amazing. What are you doing? And how does this work? Do you have any elasticity? Is this just fallout? out what happened just incredible control yeah that's what i'm saying i mean i can't two minutes

i can't even get stuff down and paperwork done yeah i'm like wow that's amazing i don't know i'm happy if i get the one wipe oh yeah. All right. One wipe and you're like, oh. Yeah. That's a win. Right? All right. That's a big win. That's what Tyler calls a clean sweep.

Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Or you get the one little dot of mustard on it and you're like, yeah. All right. That's good. That's good. I know that color.

That's wrong to talk about. Shit. Shit. Wrong button there, man. Yeah. Yeah. A Florida driver facing charges after allegedly using red and blue police lights on his charger to run a red light right in front of an unmarked cruiser. Hernando County Sheriff Detective William Harciani witnessed the incident when the charger driven by Frank DeJulio Jr. activated its lights. You know, he thought he was a badass. To bypass the red light, he immediately called for a traffic stop. He denied having the red and blue lights, but then admitted after being confronted and pointing to it in the backseat.

Yeah, what's that there? Oh, yeah, I guess that is a light. Yeah, I'm sorry. He could have at least said he was, like, colorblind or something. I could have bought that excuse. Yeah, maybe. I don't know where the red, blue, and lights are that you just saw that are flashing in my backseat.

Those aren't mine. Yeah, no, I don't know how that got there. He needs to practice his Star Wars Jedi tricks. Yeah, these are not the irons you're looking for. Tim Lincoln of Lee County, Alabama, was arrested on first-degree terrorism threats after threatening to blow up an Ulta Beauty store in Opelika. Are you sure he didn't say he was going to blow up the bathroom? He should have teamed up with that old guy from a couple weeks ago.

No, no, he didn't. He said, I'm going to blow this place up, prompting staff to evacuate. Police arrived, detained him, and noted he had unusual markings on his face. Oh, that's the same dude. We talked about him a couple weeks ago. Yeah, no, I see him now. This is a different

story of the same guy. He's got a blue-dyed beard, and it looks like he probably passed out at a frat party, and they took markers to his face for about six hours while he probably passed out at a frat party. Yeah. And they took markers to his face for about six hours while he was passed out. I was about to ask, what is up with all the anger towards Ulta Beauties? I don't know. Well, I'm sorry.

You remembered I didn't. No, you're good. You're older. You know, the match is starting to set in. It happened. All right. How about this? This is a little crazy story here.

Scientists apparently creating fake whale poop and putting it in the ocean. People's demands for well blubber in Baleen drove industrial wellers, it says, to kill 3 million wells, 99% of the well population. But it says that as research over the past decade show whales play a critical part in the ecosystem. So I guess there's not enough whale poop. So they're putting fake whale poop up there to build up the ecosystem. That's really where this story's going. Wow. And it wants to shame you for having killed whales

in the time they used to kill whales. Do they still do whaling? Does it still happen overseas? Norway does. Japan does. Yeah, there's like certain countries that have it. They still do? I'm waiting for the commercial to come on.

For just 53 cents a day. You can save a whale's life. That's right. Do you think... Little Sarah McLachlan. Do you think that... They talk about all kinds of things down in the depths of the ocean where we can't get to.

Do you think there's a whole other, you know, group of life forms that are that far down that we don't even see? Possible, right? Yeah. I mean, do you think like a megalodon? Yeah, why not? What about yourself? I mean, if you're going to hide on Earth anywhere, that's the right place to hide, right? Yeah.

So if you've got aliens on Earth, that's where they're hiding. That's the new conspiracy du jour. That's what I've heard, yeah. Yeah, is that the aliens are under the ocean. And I guess that's as a result of some videos they have of some unidentified objects flying down and going into the ocean. Rich? I mean, SpongeBob lives underneath the ocean. And a pineapple.

Yeah, why not? You ever notice Miley Cyrus looks like Sandy Squirrel? If you think I'm lying, look her up. Put them side by side and tell me I'm a liar. If you're deer hunting, where do you sit? Where the deer don't look? Sit up in a stand. If you're an alien, where do you hide? You hide where we don't look. Yeah, that a stand. That's right. If you're an alien, where do you hide?

You hide where we don't look. That's right. Yeah, that's fair. That's fair. Could be. Maybe that's the case. Okay. All right.

Let's talk about this. The vast universe of collectible movie prop memorabilia. A lot of replica fans would love to own the classic Batarang or Harry Potter's wand, the jewel of the ocean from the Titanic. But how about this? Batarang or Harry Potter's wand, the jewel of the ocean from the Titanic. But how about this? Warner Brothers announced a limited run of fully functioning, not entirely street legal, recreations of the Tumbler Batmobile from Christopher Nolan's Dark Knight trilogy. Now, they're making 10 of them.

They're going to sell them. It's not cheap. I don't know what the payments would run but 2.9 million each man but now it does pack up a punch uh first of all it's um 15 feet 3 inches long 9 foot 3 inches wide that's pretty big wow uh it,511 pounds. The two-seater packs a 6.2-liter, 525-horse engine, 486 foot-pounds of torque. So that's probably pretty good. And it's all encased in a body of Kevlar carbon fiber and sheet metal fiberglass. And it does have a smoke screen delivery system, imitation gun turrets, and jet engine simulation. Wow.

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getting a lot of attention because of a bright pink iPhone stuck under two inches of ice. Skaters at the Willen on ice skating rink in Milton Keys will stop in the middle of the giant rink to stare at something under the ice, a bright pink iPhone. It's become a tourist attraction after the bbc and other media outlets reported about it apparently one of the workmen setting up the rink lost their smartphone had to borrow their daughters for a day and forgot it in the middle of the ice rink right before it was flooded with water and frozen overnight so first of all his daughter's permanently pissed

and second of all that phone is now permanently under the ice at the rink. How poor are the people of Milton Keyes that that is a tourist attraction? It's Milton Keyes. Apparently. I mean, that has got to be terrible. I mean, there's just not a lot to do there, my man. Apparently. All right.

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Right, it was weird. Yeah, it was very weird for me uh to be honest with you but i was like well i'm you know at least i kind of know what's going on you guys need the headphones so well if i can steal it for just a second and well because i have something for you so i tuned in yesterday and you know i understand it's you know a kind of certain time a month for you after yesterday's show so well what let me let me let me at least reset that for those who weren't here uh yesterday amanda brought in uh some kind of machine that simulates a period cramps a labor type thing and uh inflicted it on me throughout the show

uh by the way those man that's a bitch i heard you screaming man it was yeah man i'm telling you it hurts man well i mean she put it way down here and uh she kept you know randomly just turning that thing up and up and up and you know i'd try to ride it for a minute and then she'd hit up to like seven i'd be like oh man it was punching a pack but go ahead now in case she brings one of those back for your something you know in the future and because i care about you man i appreciate you know everything you've done for us so i stopped off at the gas station today and i got you some mital to help you through and a nice pack of pads for you man so there you go you know your mom's gonna be real pissed if you took those out of her closet you son of a bitch. That was crazy though. I mean, you know, I don't know if that really is representative of what those cramps are like, but if it is, hey, I get it.

I'd be pissed off too. She said she didn't even turn it up all the way. No, it went to eight. She wanted it to go to 11, but demand is a little harsh, you know, but I will say this. I'm very like she was enjoying that. No, no, she,

listen, I I'm telling you, Amanda, listen to me now. Okay. If you don't take it, one of those rooms at the back of the break room and just go ahead and turn it into,

uh, an S and M dungeon and, and become a mistress you're missing out because I'm telling you, everybody was like, I'd like Amanda to punish me. Yeah. She's become quite the sex symbol here on the show. You know what I mean?

I was kind of hoping she was going to be here today. I was going to get her to put that thing on the inside of each ankle. See what happens. Probably start kicking ass. She's going to travel up, right? Yeah. Well, I guess, you know, just curious. Yeah. I think i see um anyway uh yeah amanda uh messaged me yesterday and we've been gathering items here

uh let's see if it's not you can see it right now um but we've been gathering these different items of torture basically and uh i've been threatening to start the wheel of pain. Well, Amanda found us a wheel. Oh, so that we can begin that. And, um, so we'll be able to, you know, write each thing on their shot, collar paintball gun, you know, whooping stick. I mean, there's all these different things that we've got. And so I'll spend the wheel every Friday and, And whatever it lands on, I'll have to endure.

Yeah, so that'll be fun for y'all. Did they put you a carve-out on there? Is it going to be one? A what? A carve-out for like a donut instead. Oh, like a bonus? Like I get one chance to win something good? All red and one green?

Yeah, maybe. Maybe I should. Just put one good thing on there shot of bourbon with yeah yeah with gravy shot yeah no that might work out real well uh no that that was intense man i that that uh you know it's that prolonged pain when you know it starts getting higher and higher and higher that's tough man what's the uh you know have you ever had uh what's the worst injury that you've experienced would you say uh i fell through a stage one time and broke my leg oh damn yeah i was uh doing a children's show called three little pigs and i jumped out on stage he's a big bad wolf

i was the big ass pig and okay i smashed through that thing and had to do the entire scene with my leg through the floor. Yeah. So I'm just sitting there hanging out. Hold on. You did the scene. Oh, of course I did the scene. That's a professional right there.

That's a professional right there. When they say break a leg, he said, damn right I will. I'm doing it right now. And I pulled myself out of there and tried to walk. I was like, oh no. Oh no. So I hopped across the thing and fell in there and my leg was all twisted and bent up and it was a bad deal and the floppy foot yeah it was that's always weird when you see that when someone breaks their ankle like in football and you see the flop

oh yeah that's that's that's bothersome unpleasant yeah uh rich worst injury oh man i've had a couple of them i'm gonna say uh dislocating my left knee oh wow it was horrible like i sent my kneecap all the way to the side of my leg it was really it was how did you do this i was working on my car it was a it was at this point it was a 99 ford explorer and i was just i was walking back up to the front and i bumped my knee right on the steel bar of the bumper yeah and dude it just i was standing there for a minute and i was like like the pain didn't hit right away no and i went to go take a step and then i just fell yep oh wow and i was like oh my knee is i mean i was screaming pain at this point i would

imagine the knee is one of the the most difficult injuries to recover from how about yourself man i've been pretty lucky uh i hadn't sustained any kind of major injuries, car wrecks, stuff like that. I think the one that was worse was the air nailer, like an inch and a half. Oh! I was lining the two boards up to get them flushed. You got your thumb a little close. Well, I hit the safety on the edge of the board and then lined the barrel up with the end of my thumb and shot that staple. Oh!

Oh, God! So I grabbed it real quick, and I was like, okay, it doesn't hurt. Let me pull this out right now before it starts to hurt. As soon as I pulled it out, it just starts hemorrhaging blood all over my head. My worst injury was when you gave me this. Did you like that one, man? No.

I've told this story about the saw too many times, and that probably is, you know, taking the end of my finger down into the table saw was pretty bad. But I'll tell you another one, speaking of knees, I was a bit on a job to refinish a sign in Benton, a metal sign. They needed the iron, you know, sanded, painted and all that. And so I had a ladder that, you know, put up on the sign and just an extension ladder, right? And it's this sign, it's a daycare right by Salim Memorial,

right in front of it, as a matter of fact, still there. And I had the ladder up there and I felt it move a little bit. And I looked and I realized that it was coming off of the, the, the deck of the sun that the ladder was sliding back. And I was like, okay, so do I jump or do I ride it down? Well, you know, I was 30, 40 feet up in the air. Uh, so I, I, I said, I got to ride it down, man. And so I just held on. And, uh, when it hit, man, I write it down man and so i just held on and when it hit man i felt it wow i felt my knee i knew right then and there the worst part probably was the owner as a lady she happened to be looking out the window when it happened and she comes running

out and so you know every bit of testosterone in me comes from the bottom of my feet and I jump right up. Hey, I'm good. I'm good. Can I wash my hands real quick? And she's like, yeah, yeah, come on in. Meanwhile, I come back out, I get back on the sign, put the ladder back up. About 10 minutes later, my knee was swelling up so bad. It was hurting so bad. I said, bad i said i got down i said listen you mind if i come back tomorrow i might hurt she goes uh take your time that's fine you know i i had a stick at the time i had a little uh like an eclipse uh eagle talon actually but anyway uh i i got about a mile down the road two miles miles maybe, and I could not shift the gears anymore because I couldn't.

My knee was locked. Nothing left. It would fall up so much it wouldn't move. And so once again, I went to Slee Memorial, which I'd rather go to a veterinarian. Give me a 24-hour vet over the E-Art Slee Memorial. Trust me, you. Maybe it's better.

No, it's not. It's not. Anyway, I went in there, and that old horse doctor came in and he looked at it and he goes, I think you sprained it. I said, no, man, it's broken. I can tell you I've broken bones before. I know what it feels like. I'm telling you it's broken.

He goes, I can't see it here. But, you know, if it is, the x-ray tech will call you. So 8 o'clock in the morning, my knees so swole up, I literally cannot move my leg at all. I mean, it's locked. And it swole up like a softball, you know. They called me, and he goes, Mr. Beam. I was like, yep, this is so-and-so with Salim Moore. I said, let me guess, you found a fracture on the x-ray?

We sure did, sir. I said, yeah, I knew that yesterday. I knew yesterday so i had to go in and uh to they sent me over to uh the orthopedic place with ortho arkansas and the guy came out and the only time in my life i've ever been happy to see a needle because i hate them hate needles he came out with one that's maybe that long man it looked like a mini straw yeah and he said listen i might have to drain this fluid off your knee and man he jammed that thing in and for about a second it hurt and then it was like oh god yes man three things of that he filled up yeah man it was it was pretty bad bro there's nothing like that relief though no fluid taken

off oh my god man it does hurt but at that same time man the pressure you don't even know until they start pulling that out and you're like oh my god that's amazing yeah but that that was a tough one when i did mine i had fluid but my doctor wouldn't take the fluid out he was like i can do it but it's just gonna come right back so i just had well your doctor was a bitch yeah uh yeah the other uh i broke my other ankle i broke my knee but i broke my ankle when i was uh 16 15 15 and uh we used to play when i was a kid a game called spotlight which was hide and seek in the dark you just had a flashlight yeah a flashlight tag whatever you want to call it yeah yeah and so you know it's neighborhood street and back when you know, it's Neighborhood Street.

Back when, you know, all the kids played together and stuff, that's how we were anyway in my neighborhood. There were a lot of kids on the street. And so there were probably eight, ten of us, you know, playing like, you know, 7, 8 o'clock at night. And we weren't supposed to. There were certain areas that were off limits to hide in. Sure. One of them was the ditch. areas that were off limits to hide in sure one of them was the ditch now the ditch used to be a creek but the city came through because of flooding and put in made it a concrete uh viaduct you know but

a big wide one and so they had those um those metal rebar ladders that are riveted to the side of it so you can climb in and out right yeah so i'm climbing i've had in there i wasn't supposed to okay so i felt like it was karma because I was not supposed to be hiding there. I knew that I was up to no good. All right. But I was going to quietly sneak out. And so I start climbing up the ladder. Well, my foot slipped behind the rung and I fell backwards completely.

Broke my ankle in three places. Luckily, my house was next to it. I crawled to the door my dad thought i was being melodramatic because often i was shocking uh and uh he didn't buy it my mom was like i sprained everybody told me it's sprained it's never sprained no uh it's well up like a softball too yeah but i had to wear I had to get in a cast on that one. I broke all four of these fingers at one time playing football. Oh, my God. I ran in, and there was a punt, and I jumped,

and the guy swung his leg up and caught it, and I was wearing gloves, and he snapped my fingers all the way back so they touched my wrist. Oh, my God. I walked off. Field was like, oh, I can't feel my hand. This is weird, and pulled the glove off. And it was just a meat. It just was.

Yeah. Just nodding. My entire fist was just huge. It's amazing when you get into that, like playing football or something that's very, you know, heavy physically activity that you repeatedly do and creates pain. You know, just as a standard, pain just comes with it that you don't even recognize that you've broken it because, you know, just as a standard, it, pain just comes with it that you, you don't even recognize that you've broken it because you know, you've got adrenaline going, you've got all that going. It's amazing that, you know, you don't know it until that moment. I have no idea. I broke three ribs in that game too. That was a terrible game. That was a bad game. I'm not really bad

ball then. Yeah. Yeah. It was not long after that, that I was done. I bet it was. Yeah. I'd be like i'd be like maybe this isn't for me man yeah it wasn't my favorite day ever yeah uh which hand was it oh it was my left hand oh so you were are you right-handed i am right-handed oh yeah so i was fine yeah wrapped up like a club and it was okay you didn't have to learn how to wipe with the other hand right yeah i was okay man that's the worst thing in the world. I couldn't yell, too. No, no, no, no. I'm telling you from experience that, again, another injury that I had. Yeah. And when I put my finger through that saw, you know, I could not use that hand. And so I had to use my off hand. And let me tell you something.

You've never felt violated until you've had your off hand. It doesn't know the turf. It doesn't know the layout, the landscape. It doesn't feel right. It's a stranger in a strange land. It's horrifying. You know? Yeah, it was terrible. It was absolutely terrible, man.

William Brown on Facebook, he's actually owner of Gladiator Championship Wrestling. He says his worst injury would be when he broke his back in the wrestling ring and continued doing the match. Oh, wow that's that's amazing that's kurt angle level right he broke his back that's what he says yeah you know i always felt like you know that that would be the most painful thing in the world but i i don't know if it is or not but it seems like damn that would be a bad place to have it. I was telling you about my back injury, and that was, that laid me up for a good couple months.

Yeah, one of the most difficult things to see, my mother-in-law had to have spinal taps. They had to take marrow. And, man, that's brutal. I can't imagine. No, that's like my worst nightmare. I got almost anything above that. You know, because I can only imagine the electrical. Yeah.

Shit for your whole body. Yeah, man, that seems crazy to me. Amanda said new career path. I'm telling you, Amanda, you want to get rich? Do you want to be a millionaire? Hey, hey. Listen to me. Amanda makes you millions. Do it because you want to get rich? Do you want to be a millionaire? Hey, listen to me. Demanda makes you millions.

Do it because you want to. Look, I've been rich for 38 years, man. It's not all that's cracked up. Oh! That is a great line, man. That is a great one. Wendy said she dislocated her shoulder. That was real difficult.

She said she broke her leg walking. Drunk walking. That's tough when you just break it just randomly walking you know it's like ah you know sometimes things happen like that though uh have you ever seen someone else get injured that was like oh yeah i was uh i remember i was wrestling and a guy got picked up i was waiting for my match guy got picked up dropped down and busted his arm right in the middle and just snapped it i'm just snapped it and that and it just was that floppy arm though it just it stuck oh yeah like the two bones were wedged together yeah it was the work oh it was awful now are we talking

like professional wrestling or you know amateur this is amateur wrestling yeah i didn't see anything in my uh professional wrestling, any injuries like that. Did you wrestle professionally? I did. I wouldn't say that I did, but I was around the business and tried for about a year and a half. Really? Yes. Well, what was that like?

A lot of fun. It was a blast. Now, where was this at? This was in Las Vegas. I went to school in Cedar City, Utah, about two and a half hours north of Las Vegas. Okay. And was disenchanted with school. And so I went down and went to some wrestling schools down there for a little bit and wrestled.

It was a lot of fun. I've always loved the entertainment of it. I love the sport of it. I know it's exciting. It's a blast. Yeah. It's a lot of fun. But, I mean, you can get really hurt if somebody really sucks at their job. yeah i mean you're trusting honestly you know i if i'm being you know i always

i like to credit oscar the grouch with angry patrick because oscar the grouch was my favorite you know when i was a kid in sesame street but that if i really had to to be very honest about it it would be wrestling sure because it was the going, when I get you in the squared circle, Roddy, Roddy Piper. I was like, that's that to me was the coolest thing ever. You can stand up there and some crazy outfit, you know, with your muscles out or whatever, and just started yelling at people and I thought this is the coolest thing I've ever seen in my life.

Just talking trash. So like every kid who, you know, six, seven seven eight and older wanted to be a wrestler of course i did yeah you know i was watching you know mid-south wrestling you know the old wcw the georgia wrestling you know and and that's all every kid in the neighborhood that's that's all they wanted to be or the von eric's or you know junkyard dog or somebody like that you know that those were the guys and so you know it rooted early in me you know I wanted to be that guy speaking about old wrestlers that's yeah I think Hulk Hogan's around the state today promoting his new beer

yeah I think he is we tried to get him here but I couldn't get into Terry yeah Terry Bollea yeah yeah eight boy man he's had a a real uh roller coaster of a life that is a fact yeah i mean he has been up down up down and up again all over the place man yeah that's crazy uh let's see uh i don't understand that i don't know what that's uh viewers on something i don't know stream boo yeah it's probably some kind of spam probably just spam you're even coming in. Yeah, they'll come in. Spammers come from all over the place, man.

We've been trying to reach you regarding your vehicle's extended warranty. Shut up. Get out of here. Get out of here. Yeah. That's awesome, man. I do a lot of ring announcing. Oh, yeah?

It's cool to... It's a blast, man. It was so much fun. I do choreography for plays and stuff like that. Yeah. By choreography, I do all of that stuff. Man, you guys should actually talk more, because I bet you guys could do some stuff together.

Oh, I'm sure. Because tell them about the stuff at Mainos. The what? The what? You know. Yeah. Come on, tell them. Well, yeah, we have, so I have, I'm co-owning my own promotion.

It's called Vapors Championship Wrestling out in Hot Springs. Awesome. That'll be coming up in March. We've actually got a couple of wrestlers coming in from a promotion out in Searcy. They're going to be here in a little bit. Oh, cool. Searcy, he says. Searcy.

What are you, my GPS? Wait, how is it supposed to be pronounced? Turn left on Canis. Searcy, all right. On Cantrell. Yeah, man, there's a whole lot of independent promotions around here. Oh, yeah. I mean, being near Memphis, there's so much history here around it, man.

Actually, so WWE has come out with this new, like, ID program. The ID thing, yeah. And they're announcing this Sunday that somebody from Memphis Wrestling has been, like, has been signed. Good for them. That's great. I don't know who it is. It's supposed to be a big thing. Who are you bringing in like who are you uh today or what oh uh today we're gonna have uh logan light azul tormenta and i believe they're bringing another gentleman i

forget his name off the top of my head but azul and uh logan man they've been tearing up the independent scene around here as far as the tag team goes and awesome so yeah man they're gonna be cool it's really been it's been fascinating over the past uh few years because a lot of people probably just wouldn't know but there's been just like this huge groundswell of uh i don't know that underground is the right word but you know of wrestling leagues that are sprouting up you know uh because i i think it's just the, the time people want to get back to. There's a lot of people who grew up watching it and want it to still be that way, you know, and they want to be part of it.

It's such a boom right now. Wrestling is hitting with AEW going there and WWE doing so well again. It's just, why wouldn't you want to be a part of it? It's so much fun. It is one of the, mean you know if you're just talking about entertainment for your dollar yeah it's you know when it's done right it's amazing oh yeah and according to it is one of the only entertainment like sections of entertainment that sets into plato's uh seven rules of theater. It's the only thing of modern performance. It's the only thing other than theater, theater.

It's all of those. It's the thought plot, music, spectacle, all of that. And it's worked since then, so why wouldn't it still work now? No, no. I mean, look, it's just so much fun to watch great wrestling or, you know, all of it. Not just, obviously, it's not just the wrestling, you know. I mean, look, when you think about back in time in the Attitude Era, you think about, you know, Steve Austin. Right.

Going into the hospital and beating the shit out of Vince McMahon. That's probably one of the greatest scenes ever in wrestling or where he filled his car up with concrete right yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah the exploding limo yeah i think i mean of course as long you know the moves and everything that you see are always cool but obviously that that psychological side of being able to relate you know hey i get to watch a guy kick his boss's ass every monday night how many of us don't want to go and punch our boss in the face well it's just fun it's outlandish it's outrageous you know and and i think for a period of time and it was just it wasn't just wrestling

it was the world you know we went through this weird period uh you know i i guess it started with lockdowns yeah where i would kind of position it somewhere near there, maybe right before, where everybody went Uber PC, way out PC, and started just cleaning everything up. And all of a sudden, wrestling started going down, because it wasn't nearly as, you know, it's not exciting. You need to push the envelope a little bit. You have to push the envelope. Your heels have to be healed well they've got to be bad guys

and you've had a change at the helm too don't forget that i mean you have you have you had vince mcmahon that was very set in his ways of this formula's worked for him since the 80s and now i think a lot of resurgence at least on the wwe side is coming from the old fans from the attitude area triple h now running it and it seems like they're slowly moving back paul A lot of resurgence, at least on the WWE side, is coming from the old fans from the Attitude Era. Triple H now running it, and it seems like they're slowly moving back. Do you think that Paul Levesque is the one moving it back? Oh, yeah. Oh, for sure.

For sure. It's been a huge, like, more interest in it since he's taken over it. Yeah. So you're telling me that Vince didn't go back and take it back over, and he's not the one in charge now? Yeah. that Vince didn't go back and take it back over and he's not the one in charge now? I really think he's completely out of the W. After all the allegations and everything came out, man,

they were done. They wanted to separate themselves from him. He's done. He's out of it. Yeah, once he sold everything to TKO, I think that was it. It was too much of a PR nightmare. So he sold his interest to TKO.

Yeah. All of it, yeah. Really? He has nothing to do, yeah. Really? He has nothing to do with WWE. Really? He's got his own company doing some promotion. I don't know what he's doing. Yeah, there's been talks that he's going to form together some new media company of some sort.

I don't know. I'm sure he will. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, you know, he's Vince McMahon. He's got, you know, an ego for days. But I'll say this, you you know like him or don't like him uh the greatest heel in history probably yeah I mean who didn't love seeing Vince McMahon get his ass beat he was he was a dramatic over actor but he was a great over actor you know it's

just one of those you knew it was but you didn't care yeah well it's like everybody says the best wrestlers are the ones that amplify their own persona themselves they just turn it up to 11 yeah and i mean and that was him which is really an asshole yeah he's completely a dick so i mean so he just turned it up to 11 right yeah yeah now but that's what you go to wrestling for is you go there for that drama you go there for that competition and you go there for the promos and you go there for the overacting. And, you know, that's what you're there for. No, that's exactly what you sign up for. Who was your favorite when you were young watching wrestling?

Oh, man. Had to have been Hogan when I was young, young. And then once it got into kind of the attitude era, it had to have been Mick Foley. Mick Foley. Mankind, baby. Yeah,cfoley was crazy which version i mean mankind dude love cactus jack which one just mcfoley in general anything okay now which which which version of it was the one that had the sock he would put in people's that was mankind that was mankind yeah yeah i always thought that was a funny gimmick oh wonderful a great gimmick yeah he'd come out like he was half retarded you know and pull that sock out stretch it out stupid mask on mankind but yeah no mick

mick was just the stuff you know because like the promos for mankind were you know they were they were funny or whatever you know but it was it was awful. Like, okay, that's a little much. Just get in the ring and do your thing, you know. But Mick Foley doing the promos and the whole nine and just the stupid stuff he would do, you know, like he was reading poetry or something. Yeah, right. Remember the rock and sock connection? Yeah.

He kept trying to pull it off. Rock was like, no, man, I'm good. He was like, come on, Rock. Yeah, no, Rock was probably the best promo guy ever oh for sure oh yes i mean look you can still watch i mean i i matter of fact laura and i will do it at least once a month we'll find ourself on tiktok just watching rock talking smack or doing a rock song rock concert you know and then abusing whoever that chick is i can't remember it was a big deal though

when cena came out when they were feuding rocking oh and it came out and called him out and that was a promo being on the wrist that was a that was a huge shot to the rock was a big arc for the wwe and they they did it because honestly you know they were having some challenges. Oh, son of a bitch. Hold on. What you got going on? This is real time. Hold on one second, y'all. Bear with me. Because you see what's happening right here?

You hear that? I have to determine if I can serve this person or not. And I'm going to say yes, I can commit to that time. or not and uh i'm gonna say yes i can commit to that time and uh and i'm hoping that i can what kind of side gigs you got going on you gotta agree to serve somebody that's uh real estate man oh okay yeah somebody wants to see a house and i'm just guessing that my 11 is free i'm hoping it is i don't know it may not be i may have to reschedule but i can't let it go to the wayside i mean that's money you know possibly but uh anyway yeah when uh when uh uh during that attitude era man it was it was just amazing all of the different characters that were there you know uh stone cold uh one of the greatest of all time oh yeah the rock though i mean yeah i mean he really is that guy

you know he really had something i mean no matter how big of a movie star he's got he's still the rock yeah yeah you know what i mean and ultimately i think he's coming back isn't he doing something a new promotion with them now he has been working with them lately uh and there's talk of him doing more stuff with him which I think he should. Why wouldn't you? Well, his movies have been sucking for about three years now. It might be time to go back home. That's right.

Might as well. Because your money is, I promise you, there's money there on the table for you. You can keep doing these sequels that suck. Nobody wants to see another Jumanji. Sorry, I'm done with it. I don't want any of that. Yeah, the first one was funny. Yeah, it was fine.

And his action movies are fine, but they're just... They are what they are. Yeah. But I think that arc has kind of run. Yeah. And so I think it's a smart time for him to go back to that. I don't see him making a curve and becoming a dramatic actor. No, I don't think he has that in him, right?

I'm not sure if he does or doesn't, but that's the only other curve i see for him to take i mean i guess he could just go into broadcast or something or just leave the entertainment business but i i don't think he's a cat that would ever leave no he'll be an action star until he's what 70 80 yeah probably and it's crazy now you know how old li Liam Neeson is? 75. Yeah. Dude's still an action star. Yeah. And I'll still watch him kick ass. That's crazy that he's that old. Yeah, it's wild.

You can do anything with Phil. Denzel is not far from that. Old old. Yeah, and still I'll watch him. Yep, of course. Yeah. What action stars that went old can you think of in our time i guess uh rambo he's still going yeah yeah he's okay yeah he does show up sometimes every once while that

expensive stuff was yeah that that is good stuff i do like these they have two more of those on deck they i don't know do they think so yeah i think they're like filming one and got another one on deck really yeah that's why i don't know i don't know they're they? I think so, yeah. I think they're like filming one and got another one on deck. Really? Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. They're fun, though. I mean, you bring everybody in. Chuck Norris.

Yeah. He was. I saw him in a movie. I didn't see the movie, but I saw he was in a new action movie. Really? And I was like, he's almost 90, bro. Yeah. What are you doing in an action movie? But, I mean, these guys now are just, you know, they're in better shape.

And people still want to see them. And before long, we were just talking about this yesterday, because they've licensed Jerry Garcia. You know, he's long dead now. But his family has sold his voice to AI, and they can AI do his voice on all these things. Well, before long, all these stars are going to sign up because their families after they're gone can keep making money that's right bruce

willis if he sold his likeness yeah could be die hard forever yeah and now i'm in right i mean you bring me you know bring me die hard first four or five and you know uh bruce willis and i'll keep watching them if they're good yeah but we're like that's not hard though oh well the first one and the fourth one agreed yeah though the one with timothy dalton is the bad guy yeah timothy dalton i'm not timothy dalton timothy oliphant timothy oliphant in uh live free or die hard is one of the greatest smart asses i've ever seen in my life. I absolutely adore him in that role. But you cannot beat... Wait, that's the one with Sam Jackson?

No, hell no. No? No, no, that's number three. Three? Okay. Yeah, yeah. I love number three. I love Sam Jackson. I like Samuel L. Jackson, too.

I mean, no, it's fine. But number four is the one where they have Justin Long as the fire cell. It's in the truck they've got the yeah that's yeah yeah yeah yeah the crazy truck versus plane scene yes yeah yeah yeah which is completely insane in every way and i didn't care uh but the first one with hans gruber you can't beat the yippee-ki-yay you can't beat ho ho ho i have a machine gun too you know i mean those things are you know hans gruber alan rickman in that role oh yeah i mean alan rickman in general i mean for sure for sure he played uh hans gruber and snape i mean for god's sake i mean come on man yeah

you know uh he was yeah he was a phenomenal performer doug peck online says, uh, Steven Seagal. Man. Come on. Hey, I agree. I did watch, um, under siege not long ago, still a great film.

He had, you know, Mark for death. Uh, uh, cocaine. Steven Seagal was amazing. Okay.

Cocaine. Steven Seagal was amazing. When he quit beating Kelly LeBrock and got off cocaine, he was no longer good to me. You know, I didn't want to see the sequel of whatever it was with some kind of environmental thing. I don't like fat Steven Seagal. I can't take fat Steven Seagal.

I can't believe in him. Now, he may beat the shit out of me, but I can't believe in him as an action star. Plus, I think he's kind of a commie now. him now he may beat the out of me but i can't believe in him as an action star plus i think he's kind of a commie now i was like isn't he training russians or something like that i don't know man but i but i'm not hating uh doug i'm not hating brandon i i'm glad y'all like him i get it i mean i did i liked him too then that knife fight at the end of under siege with him oh yeah jones come on that was fantastic and what about the the role that Gary Busey played in that? Oh, my God.

That was before Gary Busey had the accident. Now he's, you know. Motorcycle Rick. Yeah, what is he? Oh, I like buttered sausage. Let's talk about buttered sausage. That's what he is now. But if you watch that role,

I don't even know if you could pull that role off today. They'd probably get hammered by people going, you know, you're a trans, you know. But it was great because he dressed as a woman he comes you know and it was really silly but the 80s movies you know and i'll continue to say this there's not a single remake better oh no not an 80s one no and most of them just don't hold at all uh total recall yeah is it better visually sure right was it a better movie hell no no not at all uh is there an 80s movie that's been remade that you think

is better than the 80s version nope no no i i can't think of one no no i can't either rich i can't no i was gonna say i think it's because just, you know, that time period for movies, they were trying to push the envelope on so much stuff. It was like the Attitude Era, in a way. Right, absolutely. Very similar to that, you know? I mean, these guys, it was campy. They never took themselves too seriously.

And that was maybe the most key ingredient, is that they didn't take themselves too seriously they knew what they were making and it was made that way with that amount of cheese so now you fast forward to now and you look at the total recall they made they took the cheese out they wanted to be taken very seriously right and that was their mistake that's the mistake every time it's the fact that arnold can't speak the language yeah it helps right good man you know that Arnold can't speak the language. Yeah. That helps. Right. That's what helps it, man. You know, Rambo can't speak the language. Nope.

I don't understand half the shit. Of course. I kill you. Yes. I've got it. Yes. Everybody speaks bow and arrow. Yeah, that's right.

You know, so now, you know, they go so serious, and it loses that spirit that was fun about it. The only thing I think that, like, the only franchise that I think is okay is the Predator franchise. Yeah. The new Prey that they came out with. I do like that one. I thought that was a lot of fun. Man, you know what?

I had a debate with Gunner. We did an episode of the After School Special, which we do on Saturdays. And we did an episode and we talked a lot about movies and stuff and he is a, Predator is his jam. That's his thing from, you know, that's his jam. And he does not love that one, but I'm with you. I thought it was the second best Predator made, to be honest, the first one and that one.

It was just a very interesting take the take on it was interesting the uh she's not hard to look at she's wonderful to look at oh my god was yeah and the like i was like man i never never thought about a tp before but i am now i mean she was great man you didn't like the second one you didn't like predator it's great you're just like in that one too it didn't like Predator 2? Yeah, fine. No, no, no, no. It's great. It's great. Gary, you've seen that one, too. It is. It is.

I forgot about that. Yeah. No, it's good, too. It is. I like the Predators. Now, Predator AVP or whatever, the Alien vs. Predator, it's trash. But, I mean, the first one was okay. The second one's terrible.

Yeah. And the new Alien is terrible. I mean, it's well- made, just like all the other ones. It's well made. But first thing is, A, it's a complete remake. B, it's not as good of a remake. And C, the end of it made me real mad. I just got pissed off. I really did. I was like, man, what are you doing? Why are you ruining this franchise? Nobody wants to see this this evolution yeah nobody needs the xenomorph to evolve it is the greatest movie monster ever made you don't need to change

it's got mouths that come out of its mouth you understand yeah well you can't top that it's got stuff dripping off of the mouth that comes out of the mouth. I'm like, yeah, just kill me, man. I don't want to. Just please kill me fast. What remakes have, we're talking action, but what remakes actually have been better, though? Oh, that's a great question. The new Charlie and the Chocolate Factory wasn't great. No, terrible, terrible, horrible, actually.

The one with Johnny Depp. Thank you. That one was great. That was. Good morning, Starsh actually. The one with Johnny Depp. Thank you. That one was great. That was. Good morning, starshine. The earth says hello. Especially if you're under the influence. Yeah.

It was pretty good. I did expect it to be a lot darker. I mean, Tim Burton. Come on, guys. I was hopeful for it, but I mean, it didn't. The new Wizard of Oz, trash. Yeah. I didn't like it.

No. You know, I mean, most of those, there aren't many things you can remake and do better in a lot of cases. But I'll tell you one, the thing. Dude, that's exactly right. Okay. That is 100% correct. Yeah, yeah. The 50s version, I'm sure, I've never watched it.

I'm sure it was good. But the Kurt Russell version? Amazing. All day long. Yeah. I don't care how hokey cheesy that movie is awesome yep wilford brimley the oatmeal dude in a role you're like wow dude's an actor for real yeah you know they got him isolated out there he's like come on man i'll

be good just let me out just let me out mcgrady you know so it is so awesome if you ever watch the remake of that they They made another one. Yeah, the more modern. The more modern one. It was okay. It was okay. But I mean, it was not. It is not.

It's not that critical one. It didn't have that. That one was. The practical special effects and everything. Oh, my God, yeah. It was so good. It's like there's a movie I'll still watch sometimes called FX. Yeah.

Do you remember that from the 80s? Yeah. What is that guy's name? He was Australianian uh man that's that's it was a good movie right there it was about a special effects guy as the name implies but it's an action you know kind of murder type uh yeah that was that was a great that was a good movie uh i don't know if it was the 80s but long kiss good night is that the 80s with samuel l jackson and gina davis oh where she lost her memory yeah yeah yeah i still do that i still still sing the thing to find things yeah just see him keys in 1996. 96 96 was when that movie was probably one of my favorite movies from sam jackson man that is a great great movie right there uh look i i'm not even a gina davis guy i mean i like her fine but that movie she was a badass yeah yeah yeah that that was a really well done that's the reason i

like gina davis yeah no i can do that yeah prior to that i was like whatever you know uh was what and she beetled you am i wrong is she in beetle no no no no what did she there's another big movie she's what is it um i'm not thinking of it right now. Anyway, yeah, but that's a great, The Thing was a great, great movie, too, though. Me and my brother must have watched that a million times as a kid. Oh, easy, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I can almost remember everybody's name.

Childs was the guy that he ended up with. But you can remember, you know, them putting the stuff in the hot thing in the pizza dish. The tension in that scene. Man, they cooked it up. Oh, baby. That was so good. I jumped scare of it.

Leaping out of the petri dish. Yeah, man. Yeah. Yeah. Now, I will say, not necessarily a remake, but there are times when the sequel is better than the original. Okay. Well, I mean, T2, obviously.

T2? Yeah. Yeah. Aliens? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. No. Don't. I would put them on the same level no i think there are different movies they're different animals but that's a good argument i if you like the suspense yeah the first one is more of a horror film much more yeah i would call that a horror film the second one is an action movie absolutely and and one of the greatest ones of all time i would say um what other other sequels are better than the original in your mind? Anybody? I can't.

What the hell? What is that? I don't know. I don't know what's going on there. You sound like the NBC bong bong. Yeah, what's going on? Did we just get hired or something? All right, sounds great.

Here, let me take care of that. Yeah, go for it, man. I know we got a... Hey, it looks like we got some wrestlers. Let me pause just for a minute and let's bring these folks in here, okay? So get you some of this. You know what? As a real estate agent, I've seen lots of homes get caught up in probate. That's when somebody dies and they don't have a will. And the next thing you know, siblings are arguing over houses, possessions, cars, things like that. That is a nightmare you don't want any part of. You're going to need some help.

You need someone with experience. You need Riggin Law. Okay, rigginlaw.com. Kristen Riggin there and her team are amazing at guiding you through this process. Look, you want to get what's coming to you, but you don't want to have to fight with everybody to get it. Just get Kristen to do the work for you. Go to rigginlaw.com. When you have questions, you have concerns about an inheritance, about anything like that, rigginlaw.com is the solution. Check them out. Man, take a look at this, man. We got a bunch of big-time wrestlers that have come in to sit down with us.

We were talking about that a little bit earlier. So you guys are right on time, man. Let me see where we can put. Let me bring you right here, right where they can see you. Yeah, that'll be helpful. Yeah. There you go. There you go you go come on scoot you on in there bring those big belts over here let's see what you got this dude's got hardware now all right let's let's get some introductions here first let's start with the guy with the belts here. My name is get right up on the mic like this. Uh, very uncomfortably close to it.

Very, very uncomfortable. Yes, you are correct. Yes. I'm learning as we go. Oh, you're good, man. My stage name is lightning Logan light. I am one half of the AWB tag team champion and one half of the wrestling with pride tag team champions. Okay. All right. awesome, awesome. That is awesome, man. So let's see these belts here. Okay. What do you got here?

Tell them who you are. Get up on the mic. So my name is Dalton Davis. Okay, Dalton. I go under the ring name of Dalton Rain. Okay. And I am the AW World Champion. You're the World Champion.

I'm the guy. I'm the mountain in this company. Wow. Okay, so you're that guy. Oh, yeah. Okay. I'm the world I'm the guy I'm the mountain in this company Wow okay so you're that guy oh yeah okay definitely that guy okay okay and introduce yourself well the professional stage name is Jackson Davis but right now you are speaking to the darkest place within his mind which is monoxide and this is Bob. Say hi to everybody, Bob. Bob's kind of quiet. Oh, no. He's saying a whole lot. He's saying a whole lot.

What's he saying, man? Just being honored to be here. Telling how much of a fan he is of yours. Personally, been listening to you since i was a kid you and cory and patrick and yeah just honestly have enjoyed your radio and just enjoyed you all together you're very much outspoken very much no there's no there's no filter that comes right you know that's that's truth yeah no there's a few filters here yeah you're right well tell bob i'm grateful for him feeling that way. Yeah.

Get that, Bob? Yeah, yeah. All right. All right. For sure. For sure. He got that. All right.

All right. So you are the champ. You're the world champ. Yeah. I'm the top dog in the company. I'm the guy that everybody is. They all are chasing you. Yeah.

You're the one. Yes. Okay. So why are you the one? What makes you the one? I'm just the the the perfect athlete i'm the perfect prototype that can hold this championship i see now uh how long have you held that belt now so i just won it i would say probably about, what was it, a month ago? About that.

I think we've been on a seven-week period going into our first big show coming up, which we'll probably get to that a little later. We had about, what, two, three weeks of house shows since Lifeline. So there's that as well. So, yeah, about a month now you've been the heavyweight champion. Yeah. Kind of WrestleMania of the year

lifeline for. And you're half of the tag team champions, is that right? Okay, we got more folks here. More belts here. Okay. Lots of belts going on around here, man. I'll tell you that. So, when's the next match?

The next match is this Sundayay in cersei arkansas i will be going against carob lee carob lee yes yes he's a big juggernaut but um i'm tired of the mind games that he's been playing with me and i'm tired of just the assault that he put on me two weeks ago and i'm he assaulted you like he jumped you somewhere unexpectedly i'm sure come after after my match and you know took me out for a week so i'm gonna get my payback on this week you're gonna get revenge okay all right all right and are you fighting in cersei also uh yes i i am defending my aw tag team championships with my partner archer mosley over here him, Archer, so everybody can see you over here, man. See if you can get in here a little bit. And we have actually got a ladder match against the Fallen Angels of Talon Katie

and DC Allen to try to hold on to these Tag Team Championships here. All right, all right. So tell me, when it comes to what you do, what's the most challenging thing of that, the role that you play, that you do every day? Uh-oh, seems like there's some kind of hostility between the partners here. Is there a little bit of vitriol here? Is there something, a little tension going on here? Oh, there's a whole lot. Oh, there's a lot, lot. There's a whole lot of tension going on here. Okay, I see everybody's nodding their head. What's that? Maybe, you know what, I'm pretty good with, you know, solving problems. Maybe I can help.

What's the problem? Why don't you ask him, seeing how he don't know how to take care of his brother? Oh, he said to ask him he doesn't know how to take care of his brother. Because I'm not there two out of the three times, you know, that we've been jumped and you've been picking a fight with Ray Ivey, too, who was trying to help us last Sunday, if I remember correctly, and you just kind of walked off. Speaking of helping people, Zufu kind of did something to catch. What's going on?

This looks like some kind of. I didn't send Zufu. He went ahead and got a hold of Azul a little early. What is this? This mask here that I'm seeing? What is this? This is Logan Light's other tag partner who holds the Wrestling of Pride tag team championship. Got a hold of Azul a little early. What is this? This mask here that I'm seeing? What is this? That's Logan Light's other tag partner who holds the Wrestling of Pride tag team.

Oh. And our current AWE openweight champion. I see. Yes. Yeah. So are you and Bob also fighting in Cersei? Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Just understand, I tried to tell him.

I tried to tell him, tried to warn him, handled him. But you might want to give us a little call. But when it comes to me. It seems like there's a lot of tension going on around here, guys. I'm usually the one that calls it all, but this time I'm just not, sadly. I'm usually the one that calls it all, but this time, sadly. But when it comes to me, I have a very special dog collar. A dog collar.

What is a dog collar? Dog collar match. You see, we have. Miss you, Jay. But we have collars. We have chains and we are very, very connected. we have collars we have chains and we are very very connected uh-huh so this match is a hardcore stipulation and it is a match that takes years off of your career really and it is very much devastating to most of the upper body as you go why Why is this? Well, the dog collar is attached to your neck. So, a lot of

yanking, a lot of tension there. A lot of whiplash. And, of course, you got the chain whipping you no matter where you go. So, there's that. Doesn't sound like fun to me. Oh, no. It's going to be

quite much fun. Especially making prints It doesn't sound like fun to me. Oh, no, it's going to be quite fun, especially making Prince Chief the things that he did to the church. Okay, all right. Well, tell me, when is the match, Cersei, and where is it located at, Champ? So we, what was the question? Where in Cersei are you guys fighting, and where at, what time, that information? So the address is 508 East Booth Road, Suite A, Searcy.

Okay. Doors open at 530 and the bell time will begin at 6. Yeah, okay. And how many bouts are on the card, do you think? We're looking at about about six so it's it's going to be a big night big night of fights something like that yeah that's a big night of fights right there all right all right how much it costs to get in and see you guys so uh for our big shows we run twelve dollars but if you are a student and if you present your student

id you will get in for half off. Okay. And kids five and under get in free. Okay. Another thing that we do is if you refer someone, you get $2 off. You take it for every person. Oh, okay. So if you bring a friend, it's $2 off. Yeah.

Oh, that's cool. So bring some friends, come out, support it. Looks like there's a lot of drama to get involved in at this time. Do you think that you're going to be able to get fights off or just drama? I'm hoping that we get to have a lot of payoffs, that we get a lot of people who get their revenge that they're looking for in the case of Dalton and myself. And I don't know if I can speak for Archer back there.

I'm wanting to get rid of Talon and DC off my back. Cause as you can tell, you know, I've got the two championships here. That's a lot of weight to carry. It is. Cause I'm off me and Azul just as a, to bring this up as well. We're defending the rest of the pride tag titles the day before on the 16th in Oil Trough, Arkansas at Wrestling with Pride Feast or Fight 2.

Wow, okay. In Oil Trough. Yes, I wanted to give them a shout-out as well. I appreciate that. What time will that one take place? Door's open at 6. Show will start at 7. It is $10 for the floor, I believe, and $8 for the bleachers.

So lots of opportunities to see these guys. Now, is there a website where people can go and see more about the core group and everything? Yeah, we got a Facebook page called Action Wrestling Entertainment. And then we also have a YouTube channel, Action action wrestling entertainment where all our videos get posted you know we take it through once they're recorded our boss man will you know do his editing and we'll post them on youtube because we are trying to get to the point where eventually we will go live live yeah on youtube no that'd be great that'd be great yeah uh all right well it sounds like that you can catch up with them online on the website uh on youtube uh lots of places that you can get with these guys and check out what they got going on

because it sounds like it's awesome now are you guys going to be in the rock anytime soon do you have any shows that appear yet i'm pretty sure that uh gladiator championship wrestling out of ozark arkansas by the way we're having a show november 30th our gladiator bowl oh yes uh very much high capacity high velocity we're gonna have uh nwa star rodney mack oh that's big time yes sir yes sir uh mr logan light and i will also be competing in that as well oh absolutely i see yeah but when it comes to wrestling i'm i'm all over the place you never know where i mean you're mr ocw heavyweight champion back there oh yeah let's talk about that let's go ahead and give him the floor real quick ocw heavyweight champion beat bobby rush well let him have a seat here's my chair go ahead and have a seat over here and go ahead and move oh he's going to give up his

chair over there okay yeah he's holding all this hardware too what's what's going on man get up to the mic here and tell us what's up well i mean there's really not much to say on the path of the OCW heavyweight title. As you can clearly see, I do carry that gold with me everywhere, like a champion should. I dress like a champion, I act like a champion, and I know when to acknowledge my partner whenever he's not being really champion-like. Nobody here is Roman Reigns. By the way, we the ones, baby. whenever he's not being really champion-like. Nobody here is Roman Reigns. Hmm.

By the way, we the ones, baby. All right, all right. Well, this has been sufficiently odd and weird and special. And I'll tell you what, it means that this is probably a hell of a performance that you want to see. You want to go see these guys. They are bringing it. This is no bullshit. They're bringing it. This is no bullshit.

They're bringing it, man. I can feel the energy off of them. They're ready to get down, man. Matter of fact, I'm a little concerned about my safety at this moment. The only one you need to be concerned about is that one right there. Yeah. Oh, no. Right now, no.

He's my best friend. This is childhood. This is childhood dream people to meet right now. Yeah, he's my best friend. This is the child. This is childhood dream. Dream people to me right now. I talked to Bob, so I'm good. You know, it's Bob. So I mean, with Bob, you got your own problems over there. But But Bob, I appreciate you coming in to man. We tell Bob, I appreciate him. Yeah, sure to say thank you to all the people. Yeah, no, I appreciate him. Make sure to say thank you to all the people. Yeah, no, I appreciate that.

What kind of chop do you want him to do? Do you want to do a chop? Who wants to do a chop on me? Who wants to do a chop on Patrick? Oh, yeah. All right. All right, come on, man. I'll let you do it.

Look, if you chop Patrick, Patrick has to chop you. I'll let Patrick chop me. I will take the chop. Let me see if I can move this camera and turn it. Hold on. Let me see which way we need to go. This way. All right.

So if we go. Oh, wait. I'm messing something up. Hold on. There we go okay so if i do that and this okay all right so everybody watching oh hey rich come over here and contact hey i want you to come run it while i'm i'm doing it okay that's a mission control here All right, so where do I need to get? Where do I need to stand here? Oh, you can just stand right there.

We can do, you know, play-by-play commentary. No, no, no. Man, you're pretty good at that over at Vapors and IPCW. Right, exactly. Ran into you several times. Here we go. Oh! Right on the chest. You ready for it patrick what you think man

it's okay make sure to tell bob all right all right you ready i swear easy huh hey look at him no pain oh all right now patrick the angry chop you can go across you can go down yeah that's Yeah, there's... You don't want me to use my pen. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Come get chopped by angry Patrick. Oh, you got two, didn't you? Yeah. Okay. Now you get the other side.

Oh, now I'm coming for you. Ready? Oh, that was kind of a mess, man. You watched the big show? Yeah. A little bit. You know how he comes up yeah oh oh Oh, hell yeah. Oh, you turned into him. Come on, man.

You were in. Take that. You were in. Take that hit. Okay. Turn it. Okay. That's 101.

Ooh, that was a good one. That had feel to it. Now that had depth shops in the morning right shops in the morning good way to wake you up right there all right damn oh look at that i don't know what the hell just happened here we go all right we are back at it again. Man, that was interesting, man. That is some Wrestling 101 right there.

So that's a little bit of how that works, man. That's kind of cool to get that demonstration this morning. Now I'm going to have to go home and put Band-Aids on my shirt. I think my nipple's bleeding. Yeah, you're... Ice helps with that. Do what? Ice helps with shots.

Ice helps with shots. It brings out the bruising and all that. Oh, okay. I like the with that. Do what? Ice helps with shots. Ice helps with shots. It brings out the bruising and all that. Oh, okay. I like the bruising. Also, heat helps too. Hey, make sure to pass her the mic too. She hasn't said anything. Yeah, leave it to her to know how to do that.

Swap over and put her in here. Are you... Come on in, Miss Women's Champion. She's got some hardware up there too. Okay, let's talk about that. I didn't even... I didn't know you didn't hold your gear up. Come on over and sit down.

Now, tell us... Oh, they're hiding it. Get it right up on the mic like this there you go and right like this and uh tell me who you are um i'm ally i go by ally savage okay and i mean i just grew up in wrestling watching it i'm 18 years old started watching it from a little age. You're right up on it like this. Like this? Yeah, very uncomfortably. Yes. Yeah, where your lips get close to touching it,

you can kind of feel it. You're going to have to lick it. Yeah. Yeah, well. I'm feeling that. You've got to fit on that thing. You know how you do it. Hot tub.

Fit on that thing. Anyway, go ahead. But like I said, I grew up watching it. And wrestling has taught me a lot. It helps with a lot of anger that you need to let out as long as you don't actually hurt your opponent and put them in the hospital. Right, no, I can understand that.

That does seem like a bad idea. So what's the belt you have? What is this? I've been two years remaining an IWF Women's Champion. You're the Women's Champion. Okay. So you're kind of a badass.

Yeah. Yeah. You better own that. I'm willing to throw guys down. Willing to really do anything. She's D down to wrestle yeah yeah there you go there you go down to almost took the way most of azul when he first started oh i did i did i did i

was mean so yeah all right all right well man what a hell of a day you know i did not know we were going to have a little wrestling exhibition and learn a little bit today and that I was going to leave with scars and a bloody nipple, but here we are. It's Thursday, so what else could happen, you know? Hey, tomorrow, big, big day, big show. We've got E.C. Haynes is going to be our musical guest. We'll have comedy here.

What's going on? Who's doing this to me? It's Bob. It must be Bob. Anyway, we'll have another comedian in the studio and of course the rant tomorrow. It's going to be a banner Friday just like last Friday. Can't wait to have you guys here.

Just want to say thank you again to all of you guys for tuning in every day. I know that, look, there's lots of choices out there. And the fact that so many of you are coming in every day and sharing it with me and the team is just amazing. I'm so thankful every single day to have you all here. So we appreciate you. Thanks for tuning in. And be sure and be here for the Big Friday Show.

Okay, thanks to Jay Sorsby. Thanks to Brett Eiler for coming in and being such an amazing guy today. Really want to have you back in for sure. I'd love to have you back. You were great today. Really enjoyed that. Thank you to the Bruce Buffer of Arkansas, Rich Rockwell, for coming in.

And all of these amazing wrestlers as well. Hell of a day. Hell of a show. And we're going to see you tomorrow. Be good out there, okay?