Patrick and the People - 11/19/2024 Patrick and the People - LIVE!

Episode Date: December 2, 2024

Guests: Ronnie James, Rich Rockwell, and Matthew Orton

You I know they want other people. Nobody breaks us. Nobody made us. No one can take this because we got their fix. We are the people. We are the people. We are the people. Don't mess with us. Let's go. Good morning, house baby.

What's up? And, of course, the Bruce Buffer of Arkansas. I'm talking about Rich Rockwell. What's up, buddy? Yes, sir. Good morning. And then back again, and very excited to have him, fresh off a big, huge award for his podcast, Drunk Encrypted.

Got Matt right here. Yeah, man, what's going on, buddy? Hey, what's up? Glad to be back. Man, I'm glad to have you, buddy. Congratulations on that big award, man. Yeah, it was a shock and an honor, actually. Yeah? We found out we were nominated.

Everybody went out and voted. So we won Best Documentary Podcast State of Arkansas. That is outstanding, man. Way to go, buddy. That's great, man. Everybody should be checking it out. If you're into Bigfoot stuff, if you're a Bigfoot enthusiast,

then Matt's podcast is certainly something of interest to you. It's entertaining by all means, and I know you and your partner are both very happy about that. Yeah, we are excited. I don't mean my partner. Your podcast partner. Tommy's under the weather. He broke his arm last week. Oh, no. That's bad. I know, mean my partner. You're a podcast partner. Oh, yeah, Tommy. So, yeah, Tommy's under the weather.

He broke his arm last week. Oh, no. Yeah. That's bad. I know. So he wasn't able to go through and receive the award. Man, I hate that for him. But congratulations to you guys.

Hey, by the way, big thanks to MyCeline.com. If you're in Celine County and you're not using them for your news, you're missing out. You get all the great mug shots and all the things locally that you want to know. But they also put our guest schedule on there. out. You get all the great mugshots and all the things locally that you want to know, but they also put our guest schedule on there. So you can always see who's coming up as a guest on the program right over at mycelene.com. Check them out. Yesterday, we were on about 30 different billboards across the country from everywhere to Louisiana, Arkansas, Texas. I mean, just everywhere. It was crazy. I'll tell you what, it's a really interesting concept. You have all these digital billboards, right? All across the

country. And if they don't have the space sold, you can buy into this pool. Okay. And in this pool, uh, where, wherever they have available inventory, you go in there for X amount of dollars. For example, we went on 15 billboards for a nickel. Wow. Yeah. So, you know, you put in a 50 bone and it just plays out until it runs out. Yeah. And so it was crazy yesterday because people were coming to the website from all over the states, all over the place.

Texas. It's nice. Yeah, it was crazy. Missouri. Yeah, because we can see it, you know, as they come in on the website where they're coming from. And so we were just tracking it to see if it was lining up. And it was pretty wild, pretty cool. I'm going to need some information on this.

Yeah. Man, yeah. That's, I mean, from the, you know, from the wrestling promotion standpoint. Yeah, man. That's a value, right yes man that's uh you know again it's a gunner special baby he is the gun man knows what's going on baby he will find the values everywhere he does that man it was fun we've been talking about doing the same thing for the show yeah some you know billboards up and everything kind of shared out there a little bit so yeah you know we're just we're on all fronts doing all kinds of things all kinds of places you know we're just everywhere now i mean now you can't find a channel we're probably not on no that's what you want oh yeah i mean you can go over to roku and watch us through the odyssey app

it's gotten so big i've just been out in public in general and had people come up like hey seen you on the show oh that's cool man that's dope. I'm glad to hear that. That's always exciting to hear. You know, we were talking about yesterday how, you know, everybody, all the different co-hosts and a lot of our guests, for that matter, have benefited from it. Oh, yeah. You know, Chad was saying that he has seen an increase in traffic at his shop. Right.

You know, Bundy's gotten some deals for electrical work. I mean, everybody has really benefited, and I think that's great. I was going to say, I can't, you know, I don't talk about it until it's set, but I've been talking with a few more companies about some future bookings and things. That's great, man. And they're, you know, starting to come to fruition. Oh, yeah, that's awesome. Absolutely.

That's great, man. That's good news. You know, it's always good. I mean, that's what it's about. It's about lifting everybody up and everybody benefiting from it. And, you know, if we all work together, we can lift each other up. And I think that's always a great thing. Let's get into some stuff.

Talk about maybe what today is. It's International Men's Day. Let's celebrate that. You know, it's been out of fashion for a while. You mean we actually get a day? Well, you do. International Men's Day focuses on men's health, producing responsible males, positive male role models, highlight achievements and contributions male figures have made over the years. It was originally celebrated in Trinidad and Tobago, but then spread around the world.

Yeah. So happy International Men's's day be sure and get your men a gift that's right it's also international toilet day is it yeah well that's great i do celebrate that those two would go hand in hand with each other exactly that's what it is toilet be tolling the ground any day right this is kind of ironic that men's day and toilet day fall on the same it is not ironic at all uh let's see who has outrun the grim reaper adam driver you know him from star wars and a lot of other things he's 41. uh jodie foster silence of the lambs ronnie how old do you think jodie

foster is she is my age she is 59. you're close she's 62 ronnie okay and no one would have believed you were 59 until you said it you didn't even have to do that to yourself. Black don't crack. We know that. Right. Let's see. Meg Ryan. How old is Meg Ryan, Matt?

Oh, good Lord. I want to go with probably 65. 63. You're close. There we go. Very good. Very good, man. Let's see.

Billy Currington is 51. Lil Mo is 46. Her given name is Cynthia Karen Loving. Tyga is 35. His name is Mike Stevenson, by the way. Tyga. Yeah. Hey, who knew this guy was alive?

Dick Cavett, TV personality. Old-ass TV personality. He's 88. Dick Cavett? Yeah, he's still alive. Chicago Blackhawks right winger Patrick Kane, 36. He was awarded the Conn Smith Trophy for playoff MVP in 2013. The designer Calvin Klein.

Yes, it's a real person, and he is alive. He's 82. He enrolled in the Fashion Institute of Technology in New York, but he never graduated. I think he did okay. Yeah. CNN founder Ted Turner, 86. Sportscaster Ahmad Rashad is 75. And that is all for that. Let's get into some news that you give a damn about.

Okay. The feds, federal investigators looking into a hack of the email system for the Library of Congress. It was carried out sometime this year and focused on emails between library staffers and congressional offices. Analysts believe hackers went after the library's email because it lacks good cybersecurity. Yeah, it's a library, you know. Let's see.

Students from USC are reaching new heights. A team from the University Rocket Propulsion Lab launched a rocket that went more than 89 miles above the Earth. That set an amateur record, shattering the one set 20 years ago. They launched Aftershock 2 last month in Nevada's Black Rock Desert. The data had to be analyzed and confirmed. It reached a speed of 3,602 miles an hour. That's pretty fast.

3,602 miles an hour. It's pretty fast. California Governor Gavin Newsom is addressing the Eric and Lyle Menendez case and said he will not yet grant clemency. The governor said he wants to see what the new DA, Nathan Hockman, wants to do before he makes a decision. Hockman said he plans to study the case files once he takes office in early December. As you probably know, they're serving life sentences for the murder of their parents. And they were, I guess, about to get out, it seems like. And now I don't know what's going to happen.

What do you think? Should they get out? No. No. Matt says no, they shouldn't get out. There's not a basis for it. What about you, Ronnie? No, I don't. Rich? There's not a basis for it. What about you, Ronnie? No, I don't.

Rich? I have no opinion on the matter. I really have no idea what's going on with it. Yeah, I watched a documentary on it, and I don't know. I'm a little ambiguous, a little ambivalent, I should say, about it. Because I do see, if their story is accurate, I can see where maybe they could let him out. That was the documentary, The Mendez Brothers.

Yeah. It's on my list of things to watch. It's definitely weird and interesting. I would still watch Chimp Crazy first. I remember, too, though, with these documentaries, they're going to paint the victim in a certain light. And it all depends upon what direction they want you to go in and what emotions they want you to feel. Well, we learned that in the documentary during COVID.

What was the one about Stephen Avery, the murder one? Yes. Oh, yeah. Something murder, something of a murder or whatever. Exactly. But when they put that out, everybody was like, oh, my God, release him. Yeah, free him, free him. Yeah, and then a second documentary came out and you went, hold on.

Exactly. Maybe not. Let's wait a minute. You know, sometimes it is in how you present it, isn't it? Yeah. Okay, two storm systems set to move across the country this week. The first rain, the second maybe snow. Storms in the southern plains shifted north

and put rainfall in the Midwest and central plains. Memphis and Atlanta could see rainfall by the middle of the week. Cities like northeast New York City, Boston will get rain towards the end of the week. But in the west, winter weather alerts. Washington, Montana, Oregon, Idaho, New Mexico, Wyoming, Utah, the Great Lakes, Ohio Valley, interior northeast, all may see snow accumulate this weekend. So, yeah, winter's arriving. Did the storm yesterday get bad at all for any of y'all?

I mean, it did rain hard. Yeah. Beyond that, it wasn't. I mean, it was real pissing to drive in. Yeah. Yeah, it was windy. I was out showing homes in that. Oof.

No kidding, man. It was just you're dedicated. I mean, trying to get paid, son. Trying to make a living here. Yeah, all I had was a tavern, which we'll leave this morning when I went out there. Yeah. That fog this morning, though. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Hey, if you add years to your life, the Australian researchers are happy to help if you want to anyway. A study led by Griffith University is spilling the tea. I hate that. It's telling you what they believe are five healthy habits that add up to 11 more years of life. The results of the study show these habits, eating healthy, well, we know that, diet, exercise, healthy weight,

not smoking, drinking alcohol, have about twice as strong an effect of life expectancy than reported. So they're saying hey don't get don't do any of those things you can get 11 more boring ass years out of your life it's the adult it's the adult diaper stage years i don't want yeah i don't want them no i don't know me uh i i know everyone's going to be sad cardi b pushed her album back to next year stop crying i know i know i knew it was going gonna happen like that man uh a man wielding a knife killed three people yesterday in an unprovoked stabbing spree in new york city

two male victims at 8 22 a.m that is early to stab yeah i mean not you don't stab till afternoon at least uh what an inconvenience i know 8 22 and 10 2727 AM, they were taken to Bellevue, pronounced dead. The female victim stabbed near the United Nations at 1055. She's in critical condition. No, she died last night, my bad. Shortly after the attacks, a person of interest was captured without a struggle. They identified him as 51-year-old Ramon Rivera. He's been arrested eight times the last year in New York City,

including seven felonies. Wow. And he's out. Wow. And he's out. And he's out. Wow. Seven times in the last year for felonies, and he's walking around the streets stabbing

This is the last time we're telling you. Yep. Yeah, no, it's a great idea. Keep it going. It's not okay to stab people. That's right. Okay, right? I'll stab you.

The election was two weeks ago. Drama continues in Pennsylvania. The election boards in Montgomery County, Philadelphia, and Bucks County decided to count ballots that didn't have a correct date. They defied a court order. Yeah, they did. The Pennsylvania Supreme Court weighed in on it yesterday saying, hey, stop counting. Several courts have ruled against the dating requirement. Higher courts have always reinstated the law.

The issue could have an effect on the prominent race. Not really. I mean, they say no matter how the numbers go, it's not going to change anything. But I guess, you know, they'll hang their hat on that. All right. Let's see what else is going on here. We told you yesterday Spirit Airlines filed for bankruptcy. Not a shock.

They suck. I mean, you know. That's how you really feel. here uh we told you yesterday spirit airlines filed for bankruptcy not a shock they suck um oh i mean you know that's how you really feel seattle police arrested three suspects who committed five armed robberies at convenience stores and gas stations in seattle one of the three arrested 11 years old what yeah it's early wow uh face mask armed with guns they demanded cash and merchandise the three were arrested after a car chase. Was he getting gummy bears? I don't know, man. Some nerds and some lemon heads, you know.

Let's see. Oh, no, I need to save that for later. That's a good one. A bad one. The not so, no, I'm not covering that. Sorry. Playing a lot of Grand Theft Auto. Yeah, probably.

Yeah. For sure. Earl Gimes of Mesquite, Texas cherished his 67 Chevy Camaro. At the age of 22, he made the tough choice to sell his dream car to provide for his family. Over the years, he reminisced about the car, saying he considered it a symbol of youth, and he used to joke with his son saying, yeah, let it go for diaper money. First, Jared didn't believe the story, thinking it was exaggerated, but he came to realize that blue 67 Camaro that his dad described

was the dream his dad gave up for him, so he launched a successful business in 2021, decided to help his dad by finding the car. After a year-long search, he located the exact Camaro, 70 miles away, needed extensive restoration so he spent two years rebuilding it secretly and uh surprised his dad on his 65th birthday with a fully restored car man that's awesome how dope is that yeah man that's dope and it's a camaro too too. Yeah, man. That's awesome, man. That's a good story.

It was your dream car, wasn't it? Man, I loved it. I had one, and I loved it, man. It was a great car. The record holder at the box office for the biggest R-rated movie ever, guess what it is? Deadpool and Wolverine. Now setting records in streaming. After premiering November 12th, it became the most-watched live-action film across Disney Plus since Black Panther Wakanda Forever,

with a six-day watch total of almost 20 million views. That's after its theatrical run earned about $636 million here and $1.3 billion worldwide. Hold on. There we go. Okay, the WWE has announced the premiere date for Monday Night Raw. There we go. Okay. The WWE has announced the premiere date for Monday Night Raw. It's found its new home on Netflix. Yes, I assume they're going there so that they can not be as, you know, they can be a little more risque. Yeah.

You know what I mean? Kind of the old day stuff. The wrestling show will hit the streamer January 6th, 8 p.m. Central or Eastern. The announcement comes from WWE Chief Content Officer Triple H, a.k.a. Paul Levesque. In the same announcement, he revealed that rapper Travis Scott will make an appearance at the premiere. Not confirmed if he'd be getting in the ring. He did, however, make new music that will act as a theme song for Raw. The premiere episode will have a lot of stars like John Cena,

Roman Reigns, Cody Rhodes, and a lot more. So big time, big time. The numbers have come in, despite it being a shitty fight. Jake Paul and Mike Tyson, I think for the sports books, BetMGM reports they saw more bets and money waged than any other boxing or MMA match in their seven-year history. How much more? Four times as much cash came in compared to any other event. The majority of those were said to be on Tyson, even though he was a two-to-one underdog.

Those books were more than happy to take that money from everybody. They were. Yeah. You bet on nostalgia. Good call. We'll take it. Yeah. those books were more than happy to take that money from everybody yeah yeah you bet on this algae good call we'll take it yeah for those who don't know DJ Wookiee is apparently a big deal in New York City he's now revealing interesting allegations concerning the fight between Jake Paul and Mike Tyson mr. Wookiee says that the two fighters weren't legally allowed to go at each other hard

during the fight he said that tyson still has it and if he did paul with his full power he would have died conversely if paul had tyson full force because of his age could have been similar this he says is why there was so much dancing supposedly he got the information speaking directly with paul both fighters were allegedly told they had to chill. Yeah. Now, if that's true, it would have been handy information for all those people betting on Tyson. Right. Exactly.

You know, wouldn't that be an exhibition match? And that's what they called it, actually. Well, it wasn't. It was a sanctioned fight. They changed it over. It was an exhibition, and they changed it. How disappointing. This year's MLB Hall of Fame ballot features 14 newcomers, including Ichiro Suzuki

and CeCe Sabathia. Joining their ballot debuts are Felix Hernandez, Carlos Gonzalez, Dustin Pedroia, Hanley Ramirez, Fernando Rodney, Ian Kinsler, Ben Zobris, Troy Tulewitzki, Russell Martin, Brian McCann, Curtis Granderson, and Adam Jones. Last year, Billy Wagner came five votes shy of the 75% needed to get inducted into the Hall of Fame. Is there anything else here that you need to know? Got some comments on Facebook, man. Oh, yeah? Yeah.

Well, let's take a look here. What do we got? Tina Norris McConnell says, good morning, guys. It's going to be Taco Tuesday. Hey, Tina made this. This is awesome. It says, I'm back, bitches. I'm actually glad you just held that up because Mitchell Rudder said, hey, do we have a link

on where to go to get those t-shirts and coffee cups if they're for sale? Well, you can get these, our swag and sweets, and you can search for them on Facebook. If you're looking for a t-shirt or some regular Patrick and the people merchandise, you can go to the website, right to our merch link and order through there. And you can order over. We've got a variety of products that are available there, by the way, it's probably a good time to mention, uh, yesterday we launched a, a very special thing, uh, kind of an insiders club, a club, a Patreon that you can join if you want to for $10 a month. Okay.

And you get a lot of inside stuff. First of all, you get your choice of either a coffee cup or a pair of shot glasses with the logo on it. Okay. Right off the bat, you get that. Then you're going to get pre-show and post-show videos. You'll get candid videos from the different co-hosts. You get a VIP chat where you get to chat with the co-host during the show. Wow.

Yeah. You get a once a quarter, ask me anything, a video, ask me anything once a quarter, Christmas party and some other things too. Nice. So if you want to be on the inside, and we'll do brainstorming sessions where, you know, we ask you, hey, what should we be doing more or less of even on the show? You know, so it's a cool way to participate and do a little bit more. And what it does, it just helps us to grow this. You know, none of us right now, nobody here, not Gunnar, not Brandon, my camera guy, not

me, not any of the co-hosts. Nobody's making any money today. It's all going just to grow it. So, you know, anything you do helps us to continue to grow that and make this bigger. And then one day maybe it'll grow up and we'll make something, you know. Oh, I think we're well on the path to that. I think we're on the right track. No doubt about it.

And for the Patreon members out there, you guys, when you do sign up, remember, this show is for you. Yeah, right. So you get a chance to interact and kind of get your opinion in there and where you'd like to see the show go. Yeah, no, it is important because it is about the people. I mean, that's what the whole nature of the show is. And that's why we bring in, you know, local musicians and local people as well as other names and things like that. I also just want to give a shout out. Jonas Anderson says, good morning, fellas.

What's up, man? Jonas, Kingsdown Music here. Oh, yeah, Kingsdown. Yeah, Kingsdown, man. We just talked to them the other day, man. We're going to be airing that interview coming up. They've got a big show coming at River Room. Yeah.

I want to say it's on the 23rd. Is that right? I have to look and see, but it's coming up soon. Man, they are great. They are. Man, if you have not heard of Kingsdown, go look them up. 23rd is that right i have to look and see but it's coming up soon man they are great man if you have not heard of kingstown go look them up uh man they uh an arkansas-based rock band that's really really big in the early 2000s and they took a hiatus for some time and they've recently reunited and uh man it was real cool talking to them and i'm very excited to hear

their new music if you haven't heard them, they're really, really good. They're very talented. Congrats, Matt, Karen said. Thanks, Karen. Koda said good morning. Good morning. Morning. Good morning, beautiful people, Latasha said.

Good morning, Latasha. Thanks for the compliment. I need that this morning. Yeah, Ben said good morning, kids. What up, Ben? Let's do something different here. Attention station employees. It may be considered offensive by some people in the office if you refer to springtime as bonerpalooza.

Thank you. It's a good announcement. Yeah. It's a fair, fair announcement. We appreciate that. Forget the cheese. These rats have a need for speed. Scientists teaching rats to drive.

Let me just say that again for you because you probably are driving or doing your own thing. You thought you caught that, but you're like, no, that's not what he said. Scientists teaching rats to drive have discovered that not only are they capable of operating their tiny cars, but they enjoy it and get a kick out of revving the engine. Talk about hardwired. I mean, those are probably the male mice. You know that ain't the women mice. You know what I mean?

the male mice. You know that ain't the women mice, you know what I mean? University of Richmond professor and neuroscientist Kelly Lambert has been leading this research since 2019. In that time, she and her team found out that the mice really liked driving their miniature vehicles. Unexpectedly, we found that rats had an intense motivation for their driving training, often jumping in the car and revving the engine before their vehicle hit the road. Their study aims to explore the relationship between animals and their environments, how their cognition develops, how they process new skills. The rat driving research went viral in 2022, I remember that, and wound up even featured in a Netflix documentary. But the new revelation showed that they looked forward to getting behind the wheel beforehand. The three driving train rats eagerly ran to the side of the cage, jumping up like my dogs when asked if he wants to take a walk.

Had the rats always done this and I hadn't noticed? Were they just eager for a fruit loop? Ran just straight in the drive. Whatever the case, they appeared to be very positive and excited. Had the rats always done this and I hadn't noticed? Were they just eager for a fruit loop or just waiting to drive? Whatever the case, they appeared to be very positive and excited. The team concluded it did, in fact, come from a combination of a Pavlovian response where they do get a treat for it, but also their excitement. Even without the reward, they were still excited about the cars. Man, I mean, how crazy is this they've got rats driving little cars ratatouille gonna be your next uber can we create now can we create a little town you know maybe a little saloon some you know a bar a little gambling

place some things where they can drive to and party maybe a little a little brothel you know a little cheese house so they can get in and get some a little a little brothel you know a little cheese house so they can get in and get some cheese nip on i just want to know are there are there now rat crash test gummies oh that'd be the way to go with it just miniaturize it sorry little rat sorry about that ben wind up the little car before you let him get in it all the way i'm just trying what i was just thinking there's already rats on the road right now if you're driving i'm talking about i mean no you've definitely seen them out there they're out there already no they're definitely and they never use a signal oh they don't use a signal now yeah they they don't have foot pedals they use a lever

that drives the car so they have to take their little hand and and push the lever forward like you would on a i guess a lawnmower or something like that you know uh but just the fact they can do that is crazy to think about you know i mean who and i know more and more over the past probably 20 years we begin to see rodents as more sentient but when you think about them driving a car it's like man right i can't i couldn't even hardly get my teenage son to want to drive a car how much did that cost in the research that's what I want to know how do I get you on my sales team right no doubt about it that is a hard sell isn't it yeah you know if you're working for a university and you're going to the Dean and going so I got this project idea

boss yeah and he's like you want to do what with what you want rats to drive to drive cars yeah let's make it work yeah no that's that's great was that turkey leg he smoked before going i know right no it's i mean it's just wild to think about even that possibility is just so crazy to me uh like i said i was thinking about you know we were talking about it earlier that uh a lot of younger people are real reticent about driving yeah you know they they they hold out for a while even sometimes we're getting their license and man the only thing i wanted at 16 was out yep out the only thing i i wanted my license i wanted a job i wanted my own money i wanted my own place and my own chick right you know what I mean and not necessarily in

that order but however it came you know and that's all I could think about was a man let me get behind a car let me get going man and man these these a lot of these younger people like mmm I don't know we just talked about this down the the tavern the other night actually yeah. Yeah. You know, our generation of how we, you know, couldn't wait to get our license, couldn't wait to get the car, couldn't wait to get a job, get our own money and get out of the house. Yeah. You know, and be, get freedom. Right. No, that's what it was.

It represented freedom. But I guess, you know, things have changed and shifted, you know, because a lot of us probably had older school, stricter parents, you know, who cracked that ass and they made you do things, right. That you didn't want to do like a lot of damn chores. I promise you, I am a wuss when it comes to the number of chores my kids did versus me, because all I did on the weekend were chores. That's all I did. All my kids did on the weekend was play games and hang out with their friends mainly. I mean, they would do some things.

If I was in the house, my mom made me clean. So, yeah, I wanted to leave. I thought I could work less. I thought I would work less if I left home. You know what I mean? It was a lie. It was all a lie. No, it was definitely a lie.

Now I wish I had stayed longer. If I think about it, I wish I could have. Well, some do. 40 years old I had stayed longer. If I think about it, you know, I wish I could have. Well, some do. 40 years old. Yeah. Well, that's, that's, uh, 40 is a little long, I think. Yeah, they caught me off guard. Yeah. I'm just thinking about 40 and I'm like, well, I mean, I'll go with 25, 27 maybe, but 40, I mean, you ain't leaving. You ain't ever leaving if you're 40. No. You're done. 40, you're stuck. Yeah, I think so. When you first drove, what was the first car you drove?

A Toyota Corolla. A Corolla? I bought it, my first car. Oh, you bought your own? Bought my own car, five-speed. Didn't know how to drive a five-speed. Me either when I started. But I learned.

And it was canary shit yellow really yeah like my vet was yeah down every every few blocks and it was a toyota it was a toyota it must have been a rough one it was a clutch problem but that was the old toyota too yeah it was a clutch problem and i learned how to fix it on the fly see that that that is a skill that is lost now because people, very few people, first of all, the technology in cars is so different, you can't just do it. But, you know, having your car break down and immediately stopping and fixing it and getting it driving again, that's a thing of the past, man. But that used to happen all the time.

I guarantee you, at least once every two weeks, my dad was doing some work on the car to keep that son of a bitch going. But it wasn't hard. It just was something we did. Alternators, starters, batteries, whatever it was, we did it. The color of the car was exactly what everybody was saying. You bought a lemon. You bought a lemon.

I don't give a shit. It was a car. It was a car. It was a car. Who cared, man? I mean, I was on the go, man. What about you, Rich? What was the first car that you drove? Well, we've talked about it before, but it was a 1990 Ford Escort.

That's right. That's right. You had the Escort. Duck tape. Matt? I had a 1980 Nissan Datsun. Oh, man. I remember that.

It was my dream car. It was brown. It was brown. Yeah. It was brown. Yeah. And it was was I name is yours it was a lemon top on it and I will tell you right now it broke down same as every two weeks and I'll never forget I was on a date in high school and we let the movie theater this is in Utah's in the wintertime no I had a run y'all remember pay phones yeah hold on young people that's a phone in the middle of nowhere that you put money into and you could make a call i know that seems crazy now but if my dad's listening right now he's probably laughing but yeah i had to call my dad and say i can't get started i need help yeah it's 10 o'clock

at night and the first thing he said to me was it's snowing really and i said yeah i know it's snowing it's cold and he goes it's snowing yeah i'm not coming yeah so that was my next comment are you not coming so i'm scared i'm in high school yeah my dad's like to show up i can't get this car to start i don't want to have to call this girl's parents yeah you know what i mean yeah y'all know talking about of course i do sure enough 30 minutes later my dad showed up mad yeah mad as hell mad in his slippers oh yeah that's how my dad would show up. He knew he was pissed when he was in his slippers. In the snow, in his slippers, gives me this look, and he goes, pop the clutch. He starts pushing in his slippers.

Yeah. In the snow. Yeah, because that's what dads did then. Yeah. I got the pop the clutch, and he looked at me and goes, I'll see you in 30 minutes. I went to get your ass home by 10. Yep. But yeah, I ended up, my way home from work, blew the cylinder through the engine block.

Oh, nice. Nice. Yeah, no, I did that with a car, a Monte Carlo I had, because I didn't realize you should probably add water now and again. It's an important feature. Another thing that used to happen a lot in cars is you'd start losing oil. You know, and I had cars, man, where I'd put a quart a day in those things, man. You all you know and you know i had cars man where i'd put a quart a day in those things man just to keep it going yeah just keep it running man you

had to you know it was crazy but i had a mustang that was that way yeah always had we were always adding oil to the and you could never find the pool of oil it was just gone i never knew what happened to the oil. Just burnt that shit up, man. You'd think somebody was siphoning my oil all the time. Did you? Yeah. Gotta be going somewhere. They're popping the hood, getting in there.

Right. Precious oil. It was funny, too, that, you know, I remember being a kid and, you know, we had seatbelts in the car, but. You never used them. Yeah, no. Sometimes you would, but, you know, they were often tucked down in the seat or maybe the items wouldn't lock together, you know, or you just didn't have them, man.

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And everybody wants a productive unit. Yes, we do. That's right. Okay. Brandon says our transition music is a little low. Is it? Well, I'll lift it up so that it's higher for you. Man, I got to ask, man, is this officially the wheel over here that I'm seeing? is a little low so is it yeah well i'll lift it up so that it's higher for you and i gotta ask man

is is this officially the wheel over here that i'm seeing that is actually the wheel of pain over there yes we do have it i'm glad you brought that up because we do need some help with the audience okay so look i'm gonna institute this will of pain that i've talked about before but if you don't know the will of pain as the name implies, is a wheel you spin, okay? It's like Wheel of Fortune, right? And every little triangle is a different torture I have to endure, okay? So I've got like a, what do you call that thing over there in the corner? What is that called?

Anybody know? I call it a whooping stick, but I don't know what it's called. I couldn't see past Darth. Oh, yeah. Well, it's over in the corner. Anyway, I've got that. We've got paintball, gunshot, shot collar. But I'm looking for some other mildly torturous things I can endure.

We're not going to hook a battery to my sack or anything, but I'm talking about normal torture. So what should I add to the will of pain? What things should I have to endure via the will of pain? I got a suggestion. What? Duct tape to the eyebrows. No, that's too, no, hell no. That's my face. You could have said, you know, my chest. I would say, man, that thing's furry like a monkey, man. I mean, that would hurt. I would go with that, but not my eyebrows. Hell no. No, I'm not going to walk around like a clown.

Do it live like Waxie. Yeah. Jay said, by the way, he said we changed the transmission on top of a levee in an hour in an 85 Chevy truck once. Oh, wow. Yeah. No, that's old school right there. That's old school. Your friends were that way too, though. Huh? You remember? Yeah. The age of your friends. Oh, wow. Yeah. No, that's old school right there. That's old school. Your friends were that way too, though.

Huh? You remember? Yeah. The age of your friends. Oh, yeah. You always had a friend who knew one thing or the other. One knew transmissions, another knew motors, you know, and somebody was that guy. You'd always call them up.

I need help. And they would show up. Oh, yeah. They'd show up. And they'd do it for free. Yep. Exactly. Yeah.

Oh, no. Just because they loved doing it, you know? Loved doing it. And. Yep, exactly. Yeah. Oh, no, just because they love doing it, you know. And they were your friends. Yeah. I mean, that was, look, in that time, because cars had needed work so much, it was a hobby. People worked on cars just for fun. Don't do that these days.

Well, you know, they probably do on the old cars they have in their garages, but the new cars, it's not exciting to work on the same way. I think everybody's got that one mechanical friend that they can go to. Yeah. I got a couple of those. I got a couple of those. Vince, where you at? You know, I'm talking to you. Tony, I'm talking to you. I have a Jeep, and so these guys are Jeepers.

Oh, yeah. That's a different life there. Yeah. So whenever I have an issue with it, they'll show up. Yeah. Yeah. If you want to. Jeep stands for just empty every pocket yeah but it's definitely worth it uh speaking uh latasha said i keep pushing my

15 year old to get her permit she acts like yeah i'll do it eventually she's cool with her parents driving around i said you don't want to get your license and have freedom like yeah all different now can you just uber me mom yeah right because that's the thing now everybody ubers well so they're like why do i need to you know i'll just get an uber for the rest of my life well you don't live in new york you live in littorok right well back on that token too though if you think about it you just you mentioned it earlier too though yeah is you know we did you know dad was working on the vehicles back in the day yeah oh yeah so we wanted our own to do that and dad would show up and they would gather around so our friends would do that yeah nowadays it doesn't happen well no because i mean you you

know they're they're just too complex now for i mean hell it's hard for me just to get the plentum and the stuff off the top of it you know it's like god where do i get to the motor part now you know i gotta get all this stuff off and then's very condensed. And a lot of times they're, you know, there's very compact in there. Those old motors and people talk about all 10. Hell, the Chevelle I had, I could get under the hood and close it if I wanted to and take a nap. You know, there was enough room in there, you know, and that was a 350 and there was still room in there. Yeah. Cause we were talking about the jeep earlier so my daughter who's 10 she is holding out so she can get her license so she can have the jeep oh yeah you know what i mean so that's what she wants well yeah that's good

but i could for something in that but that's a lifestyle yeah but she's looking at how dad loves the vehicle right and i think that we get away from love on our vehicles yeah i think we got away from because they're expensive and expensive to fix and you don't most people aren't just having fun in their vehicle you know what i mean for two to three years they'll still owe money on it we're just talking about bill fits and then they go trade in yeah so there's a problem they just go trade instead of trying to fix it work it yeah you know like have a 2010 jeep and yeah we'll work on it we'll you know we'll fix things we'll modify it we'll do little things and my daughter's right there and last year uh we stopped at a dealership and i happened to look at a jeep yeah and she was sitting in the front seat and i

got back in she gave me the evilest glare in the world like you you better not better not yeah right yeah this is mine one day yeah but see i think that goes back to what we were talking about a second ago uh having a jeep is is an off-road lifestyle and you do lots of modifications you do lots of ads you do lots of things and so it's like if you were an off-road enthusiast with the uh the side-by-sides and whatnot you know it's it's it's a similar yeah so it's a lifestyle thing more than just i want to fix things thing, you know? But it is similar in a lot of ways because you're right. You're passionate about your vehicle is a key component of your lifestyle.

And therefore, she's passionate about that, you know? It exemplifies what you're saying, which people mostly aren't passionate about their vehicle. Look, I've got a great vehicle right now. It's a beautiful uh suv that i have but you know uh it's not like driving my vet was oh you know every day every single day i got in the vet the same feeling hit me every day when i backed it out it's like this is the dopest thing in the world yeah you feel good about getting in that car so i feel about my job yeah no i get yeah and i think you know when you have that kind of passion about anything it translates over to

your kids or or those people around you it's hard not to uh get excited around somebody who's passionate you know what i mean i agree i think that's part of the problem too though honestly is that we're not passionate about certain things no we're not and the kids well and the kids are catching on to it as well a lot. Yeah, big time. And so they do rely on us a lot more. Well, I'm not being pushed to go get a job. I'm not being pushed to get a job.

I was told at 15, when I turned 16, well, I already had a job before that, but I wanted my own money. Yeah, me too, me too. And having my own money as a kid, I was able to go on more dates. Yeah. I was able to do everything more. Right? Buy more motor oil.

So before I got my own car, you know, I'd borrow my dad's truck. Yeah. And the rule was I had to put gas in it and I had to wash it. Yeah, okay. You know what I mean? Yeah. And so that's when I started learning, too, as a kid, to, you know, appreciate. Mm-hmm.

And if I didn't do those things, you know, then I wasn't able to use the truck. Right. You know. No, it's just, yeah. So, yeah, having my own. So I was one of the few friends that I had, you know, that worked. So I always had my own money. So I never had to, through high school, never had to worry about, you know, borrowing money from mom and dad.

Right. Anything like that at all. And if I did have to borrow money, I, damn well, better pay it back on payday. Oh, no, you know, that from mom and dad right anything like that at all and if i did have to borrow money i damn well better pay it back on pay oh no you know that's right oh yeah yeah don't be late paying dad back yeah my dad was worse than the loan shark oh my god you know you never hear the end of that every time you come around a corner and see him you'll duck oh yeah oh shit oh him you got paid today right you're right yeah come up well but i gotta do it with that's not my problem yeah i know dad uh they've come up with a thing for you to do on the wheel on oh yeah what uh what's one of the things they came up with

so dakota suggested that you should eat hang on i got a message okay up here uh he suggested that you should eat a carolina reaper pepper okay i think that's fair i think that's fair uh i'll put that one down eat a pep yeah the carolina reaper okay right after that jeff mitchell said pencil me in for tomorrow and he'll bring it oh no we're not doing it that quickly no i know we have to spin the wheel first okay you gotta get we gotta get it all labeled. And then every Friday we'll do the wheel spin and everybody can enjoy the torture of me. Well, here's an idea. Come down here now. If they give you a good idea to be tortured with, can you spin the wheel?

Yeah. And it lands on what they recommended. They should get like a prize. They should get like a prize. Okay. That's fair. I like that. I like that.

Yeah. So they'll put their name on it. Yeah. Put their name on it. We'll put their name on it. And if it lands on your suggestion, then you'll win. Like a shot glass like that. Yeah. So we'll put their name on it. We'll put their name on it. And if it lands on your suggestion, then you'll win. Like a pair of shot glasses or a t-shirt or something like that. Yeah.

A sticker, whatever. You know, I think that's a cool idea. Yeah. Well, I'll go with that, Matt. It's definitely good that people should benefit from your pain. Yeah. No. I mean, I absolutely can get behind it.

I'll even throw in some drunken crypto stickers for this. Man, you're all right. See? Man, I appreciate that. Yeah, just because he wants to see me hurt, not because he cares. No, I do care. I don't want to see him. You do.

You do. And you'll enjoy yourself. If I want to see you hurt, I would take you squashing with me. Oh, yeah. That'll do it. Which we are taking you squashing, by the way. Yeah, that'd be dope, man. Do they have donut shops there?

No. Oh. No, no. Sasquatch to the Yetis don't like donuts? that we know of is that kind of like snipun yeah real similar ronnie uh all right let's just switch gears here uh favorite uh cereal as a kid uh ronnie oh i did what was your favorite uh sugar pops sugar pops yeah, it used to be called sugar smacks. Yeah, sugar smacks. And then it was sugar pops. Yeah. Then it was sugar corn pops. And then it was corn pops. Then it was pops. I like anything. It's got as many names as diddy. Right. Trying to outrun the reputation of sugar as the name implied, right? What about you, man?

Honeycombs was always my favorite. Honeycombs, another good, yeah. Top shelf cereal. Yourself? Man, anything chocolate, like Count Chocula. Chocolate milk. Yeah, exactly. Turn milk chocolate afterward. Yeah, when I was a kid, it was either Fruity Pebbles or Apple Jacks.

Those were the ones I liked. Those are good choices. But a lot of people like Fruit Loops, right? I mean, that's probably one of the most popular cereals in the world. Yeah, my kids love it. Yeah, I mean, a lot of people do. Did you guys ever do this, like Cap'n Crunch or those hard cereals like Fruit Loops? Mm-hmm.

Did you let it soften before you ate it? Oh, no. No, no. That would be gross to me. Dog cereal is the worst. So you like the roots of your mouth tore up? Yes. Yeah, yeah.

That's all I was trying to get at. No, no. That's exactly what happens. It's funny you mention that because I realized as an adult after I ate this, I don't remember, it was Captain Crunch, I think. And I got done and I was like man I feel like my the roof of my mouth's been violated like that little shred everything I'll tell you what the worst was was that damn shredded wheat

oh can anybody eat that stuff I love it and I like he's like eating sticks I mean that's right we'd run out of cereal my mom would have that shredded wheat and she would say y'all eat y'all eat my cereal and me and my little sister would just almost cry oh i'd rather not eat than eat that exactly it's like my mom used to give me great nuts and i thought it was okay until i realized it was great nuts i think i broke eight teeth and i was about to say speaking of breaking teeth yeah great muscle dude your will too man that is like eating lug nuts uh bill commercial would allow crunching i remember maybe out in nature now hawaiian they take a bite crunching yeah watch get scared especially

sasquatch i bring up cereal because somehow it's become political uh in a weird way. The New York Times offered a baffling fact check of Robert F. Kennedy Jr.'s claim that Fruit Loops contain several artificial ingredients. Kennedy, he's going to be tackling chronic health issues that face Americans and take on corruption in the FDA. In an interview, Kennedy said they, well, it doesn't matter, but he's talking about cereal and he said, they're not doing their job. They're not protecting our kids. Why do we have Froot Loops in this country that have 18 or 19 ingredients? You go to Canada, it's got two or three. Well, the Times published a report on Friday, factchecking his Froot Loops claim. We're fact-checking Froot Loops breakfast cereal now.

And it said Mr. Kennedy singled out Froot Loops, an example of a product with too many artificial ingredients, questioning why the Canadian version has fewer. But he was wrong, it says. But then it goes on to say the ingredient list is roughly the same although canada's has natural colorings made from blueberry and carrots while the u.s product contains red dye 40 yellow 5 blue 1 as well as butylated hydroxy toluene or bhc a lab-made chemical used for freshness okay isn't that what the... He said...

I'm not missing something here. Did you just fact-check and say it was wrong and then list off why he's right? That's what they do, though. I mean, but that's... That's insane. Well, you dug into the article. Most people don't.

They read the headline. They read the headline. They read the headline, and then they go, oh, he's wrong. He's wrong. And they move on because they want to believe certain people are wrong. Yeah, no, no. He says, as you see, it was funny, a commenter said, as you see, the ingredient list is completely identical,

except the U.S. version has formaldehyde, cyanide, and undetectable levels of saxotoxin. That sounds crazy. Yeah, no, it's just the same, except ours has a machine gun in it. You know, I mean, that's crazy talk, man. That's, you know, I think that is the problem that, that where people struggle, man, with trying to, you know, trust anything they see or read because it's positioned that way. It like look i get you maybe you don't like what he's doing you don't like the guy but you really fruit loops is where you're gonna that's the hill you want to die on right and that's why people are like man i can't trust these guys they say

stupid shit man it goes right back to the documentary thing target to a certain demographic every headline is you know whatever your source is it's going to be targeted to a certain demographic as a clickbait for you to catch the headline and not actually read the article right no and i think i think there's some truth to that yeah i've been guilty of it i'm not everybody here has we'll see headlines look we're we're a tiktok generation now i mean our attention spans are very short we want quick soundbites to digest and that's what we want to take as the gospel because doing the work and reading oh that's it may be too difficult or too challenging or too time consuming or you don't like it whatever it

may be and so you'd rather look it's the difference in if you go to church and whatever the preacher says must be right yeah versus actually reading some text and going, oh, this is what I actually think about it. You sound like you listen to my podcast. You know, I have, but I don't know. I didn't know we had that conversation, but that's cool. Yeah, we cover it all. We don't just cover Bigfoot. Okay, Coda, no.

I just tell you, no. You're an asswipe. What was that? Coda, I said, he's an asswipe he said uh be bit by a bullet ant what am i no peterson no i'm not doing that you want to get bit by a rattlesnake do you get bit by a rattlesnake patrick do that for us no well the nt what is that that's a step too far what is the bullet a bullet ant oh bullet ant coyote Peterson, we were talking about this the other day, has a show called Brave Wilderness where he's part of the program.

And he went out and did basically a research thing, but he turned it into entertainment and got famous doing it, where he allowed every insect to bite him and sting him to determine a pain scale. And bullet ant is top of the list. It's right at the top of the list. It's the Carolina Reaper of things. It is. It's supposed to be almost unbearable. They're very large.

They're very aggressive and very painful. And they're native to where? Well, they're everywhere, I guess. Oh, okay. Yeah, they're probably to where uh well they're everywhere i guess okay yeah they're probably at your backyard right now hey waiting to come in it's arkansas it's not looking at me like that yeah no that's what the comedian said the other day he said you're you're you're lingering too long you're staring at me hold on hold on hold on it's the most fun thing to do that's the sound bite right there brandon said wax your head that's not a bad one you know what i might put that i don't know about that maybe that's a maybe i don't know if you've seen the 40 year old virgin when steve

carell got his uh oh yeah that was real life that he really did that. Yeah. He really did that for, uh, the movie, which is insane because I believe that that probably hurt like that. I mean, I can't imagine. No, I can't. Oh my God. No, I tried. I let somebody wax my back once and it was all I could do to get through. And I don't even have a ton, know it's just man that don't feel good i don't know how uh yeah you know some of these uh brazilian waxes i can't imagine you ladies are tough because you're not getting any duct tape near my johnson i don't care how good you look or what you got going on in the world it ain't gonna happen you know uh sean skelton said run a little bit late what's up guys, guys? What's up, Sean?

Little Doggie said, morning. What's up? Ronnie James in the house. That's right. Ronnie's here today, man. What's going on with the Ronnie James? Ronnie, what is going on with you, man? Doing pretty good, man. My back hurts, but working a lot.

I notice I've got to do every winter, I have to start working on a lot of things. Is this thing working? Yeah, no, you sound great, man. You feel like you're on. You sound great. It's in and out in my ear. Here, I'll push you up a little bit. Okay, wow, pushing me up.

But fixing a dryer. Oh, yeah. You know, doing stuff like that. What do you have to do to the dryer? Heating element. Okay. Yeah, sometimes i'll work on different appliances here and there but it's pretty fun when you go to youtube and figure

out how to do this shit you can figure it out it is fun if you can't it's maddening yeah it is but you know youtube helps me do a lot of things around the house yeah uh but the samsung dryer i'm in i'm into this because i get to put it back together today the part comes in and you know we were talking about the self-gratifying world we live in yeah instant you know that's that's kind of what i'm looking to do no i and i can't wait to get the part in my hand to put the fucking thing back together i don't know i don't know that uh uh no you're good you're good uh anyway i i think i don't know guys man love to work on stuff man i mean we just do man i mean for the most part if you give me something mechanical

to mess with it'll occupy me for a long i'll mess with it for way too long i promise you that you know uh and i think are you that way i mean you love to work on tinker on stuff to a point i do but my buddy jacob anything you hand him he's gonna take it apart reassemble it just to figure out how the damn thing works yeah well some people just want to do it yeah that's how he is i know anything at all where he's like to where i'll get lazy and i'll be like on hey i'm having a problem with this and he'll be right on over and go hi and within 45 minutes i'll have it figured out i like appreciate it no no i i do have but i do like to tinker and i like to put things together. If it's broken, I had that, like, you know, you're doing the element. I feel like, you know, man, hear me roar. Yeah.

No, I promise you, if I fix an appliance in my house, that and walk around like, no, I will power shit now. I'm a man, bitch. Yeah, look at me. Yeah, no, I get excited when I fix something. Because when I was a kid, I would take radios apart and I could never get them back together, ever. I used to do that as a kid.

I ruined them. My grandma quit buying them for me. She's like, I'm not buying you anymore. Remember the kids they had, I think, a radio shack? Yeah. You had i think a radio shake you can feel join the radio remember that yes that was fun to me yeah yeah that was cool yeah that stuff is fun uh little doggy said youtube is awesome for learning for instance the best chili recipe on the planet is on my channel yeah no it's an award winner no doubt about it if you want to learn how to make chili or many other things actually mike woodall is one of the best chef type cooks i've ever known uh my wife still makes a couple of the recipes that he provided us uh via youtube uh one of them

is a i think a bacon manicotti and uh yeah it's, to be honest with you. It's really good, actually. No, it's as good as you think it is. I promise you that. I used to go to Woodhull's house just to watch YouTube videos of, you know, satisfaction videos. What are you talking about? Mike Woodhull's house. I used to go there just to watch satisfaction videos of Mike. Yeah. Like Mia Khalifa or?

No, just taking shit apart and putting it back together. Oh, okay. I got you. Yeah, mechanical shit. Let's see what you have. I'm going to say the show went really well. Yeah, the show went hard. It is National Man's Day.

Yeah, right? It is true. It is true. Ronnie was talking just a second ago about fixing the washer and dryer. Yeah. And Olovey Dovey on Facebook says, okay, she fixed the washer. Well, she does a lot. Oh.

She fixed the washer. I didn't say washer. I said dryer. Oh, okay. The washer is hers. Yeah, she's fixed it like 18 times. Oh, so you have divided duties. I see.

I got the washer. You got the dryer. Yeah. You take the hard one. I'll take the dryer i thought you take the hard one i'll take the dryer yes just sit behind her and watch her take that washer apart and put it back together and i go well shit you know she does a lot that's like me watching my wife mow the lawn oh yeah she loves mowing the lawn and you know it took my neighbors a while to figure out i wasn't a piece

of shit you know they're like man this guy's lazy I'm like man I would be glad to do it but she wants to do it at her jam you know it's one of those satisfying things you know where you you make the line and it ends in a nice line I was in a relationship where the she'd enjoyed doing oil changes and tire changes. Why did you break up, man? Right. How'd you lose that? What did you screw that up with? Well, never mind. Never mind. Never mind.

Someone said, busted, Ronnie. Finger in a mousetrap, Coda says. Let me think on that one. It's possible, but I don't know how hard that snap is i don't want to break my finger i'll take the pain if it won't break it yeah i know i think i'd probably be okay i think we need to get you know lovey dovey back on yeah she's all on facebook she says it's half and half around there she mows the yard she yeah she does it yeah no no i believe that she does it i believe that no duffy says

very independently she is yeah and she's not afraid to speak her mind is she oh no not one thing i know about dr duffy now she'll tell you she will tell you she will read it to you up and down yep you know but that's great you know it's good to know where you stand this is a safer place to be you know uh steve said i know i knew a surgeon that would go to the appliance repair shop and repair shit to relax i believe that man that kind of makes sense you know especially if it's you know small parts and he's a surgeon he likes you know tinkering in the little small areas like that you know i i'm too impatient to be a surgeon i'd be like nah somebody close this up i'm done i i got things to do because people don't realize that you know, I'm too impatient to be a surgeon. I'd be like, nah, somebody close this up. I'm done.

I got things to do because people don't realize that, you know, in a surgical field, like if you're an OR tech, for example, an operating room tech, and operating room techs are, I mean, they do, you know, they're not the doctor, but they do a damn lot, you know, but once you go in that field in an operating room, it's a sterile field and you may be in there for hours hours you can't you know and if you leave you have to redo you have to come you have to re uh sterilize everything before you can come back in uh and you don't leave not like covet yeah even more strict than that you know so that's a really challenging thing there and then you have the risk of the patient being under that long too. Yeah, right.

There's a whole bunch of things that go into factor when it comes to a surgeon. So my head gets tipped at those guys. Yeah, I know. I was met with a client this weekend looking at a house and, you know, I always say, what do you do? And he said, I'm a cardiac surgeon. And I was like, oh, damn, you got a real job. I don't know anything about that. he said i'm a cardiac surgeon and i was like oh damn you got a real job i don't know anything about that you know you gotta work every day right you know i feel you uh but but you know and he was talking about uh we i don't know how it even got onto the subject

you know he was saying you know some people get mad that doctors make money or whatever i said well then they're idiots yeah i honestly i don't care how much money you make if my heart needs you right i know whatever it takes get it done you know you're right so that's one of the guys i'm like no whatever you make probably ain't enough if you're able to put my chest back together inside now you deserve whatever pay you can get for that that's damn straight man yeah it's that's that's a real skill right there. All right, let's do something different here real quick, can we? You know what? As a real estate agent, putting you with the right mortgage person is critical. One of my favorites to work with is Josh Taylor at AMC Mortgage,

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All of you pissed off to make them want to... I know, no. They're just, you know, sick, sick people, man. That's what it is. Yeah, sick people. I am a black belt. Yeah. Okay.

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It's not a difficult task in any possible way. Let's do this now. It's time. This is the segment. Not like the other. People do stupid shit. You say, oh, brother. segment not like the other people do stupid you say oh brother hey it's not a copy or a clone of any previous but if you think so hey we don't give a yeah i know all of you were asking about it and and yes, in your Christmas package this year,

you will get a copy of the new album with that cut on it. Yeah, I know. I know all of you were asking. I know it is. I know it is. In Missouri, police officers are being accused of pulling over women and looking for nudes. Missouri State Highway Patrol Officer David McKnight and Ex-Florissant Officers Julian Acala were both hit with indictments alleging similar behavior. Charges alleged depriving women of their rights and destroying evidence. Apparently, between September of 2023 and August 19th of this year, McKnight victimized nine women, pulling them over for a traffic stop, then telling them he had to look through their phone to verify identification or insurance information.

Then he'd use his own phone to take pictures of nudes he found. He's accused of crimes against 20 women, five in one day. But he'd allegedly confiscate phones to do his picture search and photography. He was arrested in August, resigned five days later. Akala resigned in June after it was learned he was the subject august resigned five days later akala resigned in june after it was learned he was the subject of an fbi investigation so just taking their phones and and i mean can't you just go to like x videos or porn hub or something like a normal person i mean you get the people you pull over i mean really that's who you want to wow uh these days it appears robots can't trust

their own kind in china closed circuit video from side of robotics company shows 12 robots being kidnapped by another robot yeah it's true man reportedly the kidnapper rob robot was the creation of another robot manufacturer. It was apparently able to convince 12 robots in a competing company to quit their jobs and follow it out the door, citing issues with overtime and the command to go home. Now, that is some great corporate espionage right there. The robot kidnapped the other 12, tricked them. Wow, that's great, man. it has started and now it really has did you all see the video with the ai and the ai robot

and the dude showing him the uh the movie i robot especially the scene where like will smith is you know hunting the robot no what did it how did it respond like the robot actually was watching the tv and jumped back when he shot the one robot oh really yeah yeah it's crazy man it's crazy ai i was just wondering why you know i like the robot that watched the robot dog yeah i saw that the other day that was great exactly yeah now they got robot dogs guarding the president really yeah they're using those boston dynamics dogs uh in in part and parcel with the Secret Service. Yeah, kind of interesting, huh? Well, you know, we talked about the robot that arrested the guy a while back in Dallas.

Oh, yeah, yeah, I do remember that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. God, what are we going through here? You know, a grandma in Newcastle, England, revealed her cocaine stash while in the presence of shocked police officers. Caroline Cochran had been detained by police for breach of peace. While with the authorities, she reportedly reached down into her panties to grab what ended up being packets of cocaine. When asked about why she was taking cocaine, she said, well, everyone has their poison. She wasn't even ashamed.

Grandma ain't wrong. Data from an ongoing study out of Montclair State University validates exactly what we talked about earlier, seems to point to Gen Z being possibly the most risk-averse generation of all time. Experts say it could be the deteriorated worldview, could be the political climate, you know, could be any other thing like that. They said there's some of the reasons, but one in five of those between 18 and 24 have some sort of depression

and why historically few of them get driver's licenses, drank alcohol, or had sex in their teen years. The theory is that many Gen Zers never learned to take social risk as teenagers, which made it harder to do so in the older years. Well, you know, back when I was a kid, I don't know if it's different for them, but sex was really taboo. You didn't, you know, it was you you had to be on the low man

if your parents or their parents or anybody found out about it you were in trouble now people go to school with their ass hanging out you know what i mean it's not like it's hard to accomplish anymore you know you got only you got ever everybody's naked online right hell they're just used to it you know when i was a kid seeing somebody naked with you had to work for it hell they're just used to it you know when i was a kid seeing somebody naked with you had to work for it you had to steal a magazine or find one in a trash can the garbled the garbled channels remember yeah i'll use a toothpick to get in the cable box or peek in the lesbian's window up the street no that may have just been me i'm sorry i shouldn't have said that out loud they weren't that attractive honestly um a fort lauderdale family has turned their garage into a home for 200 exotic snakes.

Good for them. Yeah, they have kids. Arianna is nine and Maximus is five. They treat them like family pets. Their collection includes rare species like green tree pythons, Amazon basin boas, bellini pythons, and the kids even cuddle with their favorite snakes, fancy and Megatron, said it's normal for our family. The dad, whose name is Socrates Cristoforo,

whose love for reptiles began in childhood, said the kids don't fear them. They're just curious about them. We're lucky to share the passion as a family. Well, there you go. We talked about it earlier. I mean, you know, if your parents have a passion you may follow along right i kind of want to put the driving rat city in the garage of the snake with the snake yeah have you ever seen one of the greatest uh videos i think of all time is this video of this lizard who is trying to get through this whole area of snakes and i mean there's like just a hundred snakes coming after him everywhere and he is running running and he does get away but it's like a two minute video of him trying to escape they grab him he's jumping over him he's just jumping out of the reach they're just coming at him left and right trying to get him it's the

wildest video it reminds me of that a little bit. Now put it in the car. Yeah, now put it in the car and let it try to drive through. Could you imagine little rats riding around in their cars and just the snakes? No, I think. I can actually imagine that. I would probably watch that. I would watch that video.

Yeah. I'd watch that video. Yeah, I would. No, we made things fight as kids. We need to make this happen. Things like that, yeah. Yeah, we put made things fight as kids and things like that yeah yeah we put them in buckets making scrap aquariums anything what is wrong with us we were we were bored we didn't have the internet to show us cooler stuff to do right remember taking the

magnifying glass and burning burning no you burn anything man what are you talking about i burn all kinds of stuff up with a magnifying glass as the was a kid. I used to paint grasshoppers. Oh, yeah? Try and let them go. Yeah. Try and catch them again later, not realizing they breathe through their skin. Do they? No. I didn't know that either.

Yeah, so I was suffocating these poor grasshoppers. Yeah, not realizing. When you hold them, you're... When you hold them, you paint them. Oh. Paint it. Oh, no. Paint it down.

Now, we used to... Paint them blue and let them go. And then they die, man. And then they would die. Yeah, I don't know why I can't find it. Oh, no. Now, we used to... Paint it in blue and let them go. And then they die. And then they would die. Yeah, I don't know why I can't find it. It's dead. Yeah, but we used to paint turtle shells and let the turtle go. Oh, now we did some horrible things with turtles.

We threw them against the wall. Why would you do that? What is wrong with you, man? It's a turtle, man. What did the turtle do to you? How about putting firecrackers in frogs' mouths? I saw a dude that did it in my neighborhood with an M-80. Yeah, we had some kids in our neighborhood.

Yeah, a lot of animal murderers grew up to be serial killers, Ronnie. Yeah, Ronnie. Just so you know. You're on the other side. Dr. Dovey? Dr. Dovey? I didn't grow up to be a serial killer. He does travel a lot.

He's on the road. Dark roots? Hmm. Oh. Man, I don't even know how that got started. I don't even know how that got started. But what a funny, crazy rumor that is. When that dude has to deny it, it's funny.

Yeah. Anyway, this person went on to say, the fascination started when he gifted his daughter a corn snake named Snowflake in 2016. Now their home features a state-of-the-art serpentarium it has heating zones locked enclosures for venomous species because they keep venomous species because that's smart to do right why why do you need to keep event what's the point because you got one that's dumb i'm sorry but you know some people they get what they get kids go grab the anti-venom out of the medicine cabinet again let's move to a different animal a Kansas couple Gina and Ronnie Morgan hey I know Ronnie Morgan is one of my best friends in

high school he uh is a police officer now uh a Kansas couple Gina and Ronnie Morgan had an unforgettable experience when they both hit the same deer seconds apart, driving in separate cars in opposite directions. Gina hit the deer first, sending it flying across the road. Then it collided with Ronnie's vehicle. When she told me she had a deer, I'm like, there's no way it wasn't the same deer. Now let's pause there. How bad of a day did that deer have? mean first of all you get hit and you know a lot of times we'll survive that and run but then you get knocked to the other side and hit again again that's a tough day that's like a cartoon for wiley coyote i mean what a tough day that is man wow all right um it was susan sab 70-year-old grandma of four in the UK,

has shattered stereotypes, becoming a world champion power lifter. She trains 10 hours a week, competes internationally, represents Team Great Britain in the IPF World Master Powerlifting Championships, where she recently won in the Masters 4 Division. She said, knowing I'm a world champion quite hard to take it's overwhelming people are amazed which i appreciate it's so kind she began power lifting at 64 wow wow yeah so don't it's only done when you say it's done right yep right you only give up when you say it's time right yep she's 64 and say let me try power me try powerlifting. She said, I love to wait to the local gym.

I did my first competition, thought it was fabulous. It snowballed from there. She joined the team in 2020 and said, you don't compete against each other. You're really there to compete as a team for the country. Now she encourages older individuals to embrace powerlifting. If you don't talk about keeping your back strong or breaking it. Have you ever seen the videos where like the guy tries to push the weight up and his ankles just break under him? Yes. Oh my God, that's crazy. No, that's exactly why I don't

do it. No, it's not. It's because I'm lazy. All right, a couple more here. Florida man, William Dennis Milstead, arrested for pretending to be an undercover officer to dodge a background check when trying to lease a home. He submitted a grammar and error-filled letter claiming he was part of the Florida Department of Law Enforcement's off-grid command unit. Sounds legit. Explained why he's an exception to the real estate agency's background check to protect his safety. With 13 prior felony arrests and two previous charges of impersonating an officer, his off-grid antics landed him back on the grid and booked into St. Lucie County. He did drop $11,000 to bail out.

A Florida, another Florida man here. Let's go 11 grand to bail out. A Florida, another Florida man here. Let's go with Ronald Wayne Footit was arrested after a drunken argument with his wife escalated when she poured his rum down the sink at 2 in the morning. Angered by her actions, he called her a Bible thumper, pushed her on a bed during a

struggle over keys as she tried to stop him from driving drunk. Deputies found him heavily intoxicated. He was taken into custody and, you know, he's in there probably without any Bibles and Bible thumpers. And let's do one more here. Oh, I want to save that for later. Okay, this is great and stupid at the same time. It seems fake at first but pizza hut has genuinely made a pizza warmer you can stick on top of your ps5 what yeah yeah no no pizza it's a temp what does this say this is some kind of prank no it's a thing they It says how to get the PS5 pizza warmer accessory.

To be clear, it isn't an advice you attach to the PlayStation 5. The warmer is a plastic box you put on top of the console while it's lying horizontally, and the heat generated from your PlayStation 5 will warm up the pizza. Sounds like a bad idea in every possible way. You're better off smoking crack while you're at it. You know what I mean? Or I could just use this thing called the microwave. Well, the other thing I was looking at, too, though, if you're putting something on top of your... Well, you're... Right, you're trapping the heat. Yeah. And if the cheese melts over the top,

probably not good. I don't think cheese complements electronics well. I don't think so either. I don't know. Maybe I'm wrong. All right. You're not wrong. All right. Let's move on.

Attention station employees. The general manager says we can't afford pumpkin spiced coffee in the lounge. So instead, just sip your normal coffee and then sniff the pumpkin candle next to the machine. Thank you. So one thing we were talking about this morning before the show, and I don't care about the politics. I don't care about left, right, none of that shit. Don't even bring it up to me. But I have not ever in my lifetime that I recollect been excited about almost anything to do with the government.

Mostly I'm just pissed at them. I think everybody probably is pretty similar to that. Mainly I'm pissed at them because they're taking too much money from me and not doing enough with it. So when I heard that Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy were going to do this whole Department of Government efficiency where they start breaking things down and find out where the money's going. I was like, this may be the greatest thing I ever heard in my life. Because I remember from even in the 80s, they would talk about $100 hammers and things like that. Oh, yeah. You know, so we've been on a toilet seat. We just had the seventh Pentagon audit failed in a row.

$824 billion they can't account for. What? Yeah, they can't account for $8. That's a B, a billion. If I can't account for $8, I'm pissed off. Yeah, exactly. $824, you can't account for it. You don't have a check register?

Something? But so I was looking at this, and it was talking about they were giving examples of some of the government waste on Monday. Now, part of this comes from a clip of Rand Paul. And, you know, Rand Paul puts out his annual what he calls the Festivus Government Waste Report. And it's just where he goes through. It talks about the different projects that the government spends money on. Some of these were kind of crazy, as you might expect. For example, one of the studies highlighted involves seeing what makes a sunfish more aggressive, gin or tequila.

I said a sunfish, gin or tequila. That's $100,000 that the government spent. I need to sell thisperson on my team. All right. Yeah. The U.S. government spent nearly a million on a study to see if cocaine makes Japanese quail more sexually promiscuous. What the hell?

A million dollars. Wow. A million of your dollars. You see, you work. Right. Yeah. Let me put that in perspective. You work all year.

And you know how much you pay in taxes what they take out of your check they used it to see if quails get turned on with cocaine and they can't find that's what they used your money for yep think about that for a minute does it make you feel good like you work for something no it doesn't uh the u.s government spent three quarters of a million to determine if neil armstrong's famed line was one small step for man or one small step for a man. By the way. Seventy-five million on that? No, three-quarters of a million. 750,000.

All right. And it was inconclusive. After three-quarters of a million, they couldn't even determine. What the? Why does it even matter why does it matter that's a great question why does it matter if quails get turned on i agree you know what i bet we could help that out real quick we could just pull up the audio oh that's right that's so stupid yeah pay me pay me yeah three hundred five thousand dollars they spent two

million on construction of a kelp and shellfish nursery in Maine. $1.5 million to encourage video gaming in New York. Because it's lacking in publicity or marketing. I mean, nobody knows about video games. If they're inside plugged in, they're not outside and trying to question everything. Right. Let's see uh yeah it just the list goes on and on of these ridiculous things that you know they spend your money on and uh so to think that maybe just maybe that's a way

to hide it well i mean yeah sure i mean some people would say that there's a money laundering going on here you know some people say that about many different things, but all I know is that if you are a Congressman or a Senator, I think the most you can make is a couple hundred grand a year. So when I see Congressman and senators who are worth 30, 40, 50, 70, 80 million, I'm like, man, that math don't math. FBI directors work 25 million. Yeah, how's that?

I don't think the FBI pays that kind of money. I don't think so either. Last I knew, I knew some folks in the FBI, they didn't make that kind of jack. Matter of fact, they didn't make great jack, to be honest. I was surprised. I think he made 80,000, and he had been in a little bit. You know, it's not a lot of money.

But yeah. And just one department, the Pentagon, $824 billion. That's a waste. I mean, think about just the FEMA situation right now in Florida. Right. Boom. 824 billion. We'll drop it on you right now. Let's fix it. Exactly. Right. I mean, these are things that you're like, what the hell is going on? And so I, for one, am excited to see if this will actually result in something because if it does, I mean, look, the government is the biggest employer in the nation. That should not be the case. They don't make a single product except for rich people. They do make a lot of that. Yeah.

You know what I mean? A lot of rich people for sure, man. Attention station employees. Management has cut down your lunch hour to 23 minutes. No extra time will be given for pooping. Thank you. Don't have time for that, people. You've got to work.

I'd like to talk to management police, Patrick. No, I'm afraid not. I'm afraid that they will not speak with you. You don't have the credentials for that, my friend. Let's move on to something kind of, sort of political, but still stupid and funny. Now, listen to this. Just think about it for a minute. It's a great marketing campaign. So I'm going to give them that. I'm going to give them an A plus for marketing, although cliche, but still an A-plus, all right? A Florida-based cruise line company offering a four-year trip to Americans looking to escape

the second term of Trump. That's right. Cruise Line Via V Residences has announced the launch of its Tour La Vie program that allows passengers to spend up to four years on board visiting 140 countries i encourage you to take advantage of this go for it uh the ceo said we came up with this marketing campaign before he even knew who would win i told you it was marketing and it's a good one regardless of who would have won you'd have had half the population upset he said we don't have a political view we just wanted to give people who feel threatened a way out. The cruise comes at a pretty cheap cost,

you might think. Four-year price starts at $256,000. Or if you're going with a spouse or partner, up to $320,000. But now that's four years of rent-free living. I mean, you pay for it, but I mean, four years, you get to eat on the ship. You get to swim on the ship, party on the ship.

What if you get divorced in those four years? Ah. Who gets the room? The boat in half? Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Who gets the buffet card? We all spent a lot of close time together in Corona. Now you're going to, or Corona.

Corona. In the lockdown, COVID lockdown? COVID COVID lockdown. No, it's true. I mean, how many relationships fell apart in that time? It was a very large number because now you're going to be on top of each other in the middle of the ocean. Have you ever been on a cruise and been in the rooms? No. If you get one that you can get like a, a bigger room, a suite or something that that's, you know, comfortable. But if you just get the standard room, I mean, it's passable. But, man, it is small. You know, we had the first time we went, or no, it wasn't the first time.

Well, first cruise, I guess. It was a cruise for the radio station, right? And we were in the bilge, basically, is like the bottom of the ship. There were no windows, no windows in our room, you know, and it was so small in there. And, uh, oh, my wife was so mad. She was not because of the room, because I smuggled weed. I did, you know, I took, uh, you know, if you go to, uh, Walmart, you can buy, uh, like saw palmetto capsules. And if you look, saw palmetto is, it's leafy. So I just took those capsules apart, emptied them out, put weed in several of them, put

a little dot on the end of each one, threw them in, shook it up. Cause there's like 200 in there. I'm like, they'll never. And they didn't. But my wife did when she came back and she goes, why does it smell like weed in here? Well, I don't know why. Somebody broke in. but my wife did when she came back and she goes why does it smell like weed in here well i don't know why somebody broke in uh but a four-year cruise man that that's something else uh have you ever been on a cruise ronnie uh no i haven't have not okay all right how about you

rich no i've no no no no no cruisers wow. It really is. You know what? As far as vacations go, I think everybody should do it once at least, unless you just hate water. And I get it if you do. Water can be scary, you know. But it's just a good value because you get so many things. Most of the time you go on a cruise, you're going to go to usually three places, not just one. So you're going to get usually three countries or at least three destinations. You know, you got amazing food.

You've got like, I don't know. I mean, probably the equivalent of 30 restaurants of buffets and different literal restaurants on there. Uh, like the best burger I ever had is, uh, at Guy Fieri's on a cruise ship. The second time we went back to the cruise, I ate there almost every time. I was like, no, I can't get enough of this. And the bacon, yeah, it was unlimited bacon. I'm like, keep it coming, keep it coming. Let's go. Stack it up, baby.

There's all kinds of things. They have clubs on there. They have casinos on the ship. Then you go to the destinations, and you have a lot of fun there. And, you know know it's relatively inexpensive like i mean i think five six hundred seven hundred dollars a piece uh for a family to go and i mean you can drive to florida and take out of there or drive to louisiana normally we go out of new orleans yeah it's only eight hours from here uh you can go like to the bahamas and stuff go out

of port everglades in florida but uh it's it's definitely worth doing at least one time if if you're not bothered by you know water but water doesn't bother me it's people being stuck on a boat with a lot of people yeah no i understand titanic so yeah well uh you see a lot of attractive people but you see a lot more unattractive ones i'll tell you that And they're all wearing the same outfits. Nothing, really. You know? So, yeah. There's that.

You know? Let's see. Oaklegrower75 said, I grow and commercially in Oklahoma. I'd love to come smoke y'all out on a stream. Well, roll your ass up here. Who's slowing you down, bro? The door is open right now. How fast can you be here before nine? Hey, let's get down, man. Come on out. Yeah, no, we absolutely want to do that. Let's have you on here. Let's talk about it. Bring your strain,

your best strain, and let's see what goes down. I've met a lot of Oklahoma growers. Man, you know, I don't know. Something changed there in the laws, of course, but they say it's like the wild west of weed over there. I mean, it's everywhere. Legal and illegal being grown. It just smells like weed now. Saturated over there. Yeah. I mean, they are making a lot.

And you wouldn't think it's growing in the desert. But I guess it damn well does, doesn't it? I mean, Oklahoma is kind of desert-like, isn't it, for the most part? Western, yeah. But eastern Oklahoma is going to be more. Is it more akin to ours? It's on eastern, yeah, right on the border,

so we're going to have a lot of trees. Yeah. Oh, okay. So there is some area that's not desert. The further east you go, the flatter it gets. Yeah. Okay. All right.

Hold on. Let me see who's messaging me. It's not me. Oh, hold on. No, it's definitely not you. Let's see. Let's see who's messaging me. It's not me. Hold on. No, it's definitely not you. Let's see what it says here. Oh. Yes.

Where you at? Hold on. He said, I'm on at 730. Yeah, where you at? You should be here if you're on at 730. Ryan said, you should sell out of Galveston sometime. Not only is the port 100 times better, the city's amazing.

I do like Galveston. I used to go to Galveston Beach. As a matter of fact, with my friend Ronnie Morgan, who I mentioned earlier, he had family down there. And so we went, I think, two or three times to Galveston Beach. And it is a fun. I've never done a cruise out of there, but that's interesting. Do they go to the same places or different ones?

I'm not sure. I've been to Bahamas, a couple places in Mexico, Grand Cayman, Jamaica. I've been to all those in like three cruises total. But I don't know. I've never gone out of that port. That's interesting. Sean said, what's up, guys? What's up, man?

How you doing? Let's see. Oh, Stephen said, what have we come to? Now Granny has an eight ball in her pants. Going back to the wackadoos in the news, yeah. Everybody's got a poison. That's what she said. Everybody's got the poison.

I mean, you know, I mean. Go, Granny. Get her. I always do like it when someone says, well, something's gotta kill me. Yeah, I know, but you're making it faster. You know, it's facts. All right, let's move on.

This Thanksgiving... Okay, guys, round up the turkeys! They thought the turkeys would go quietly. Come here, turkey. They thought wrong. Gobble, gobble. Turkey, terminate it. Tur gobble. Target terminated. Turkinator.

Judgment day. This fall, the tables are turning. Sir, you're bleeding. That's not blood, that's gravy. And it's the turkeys. The turkey ate my leg. Who are coming back for seconds. Hasta la beaksta, baby.

Turkey pun activated. This bird can't be carved. I can't carve it. Can't be caged. Is it caged? No. Damn it. And will not rest.

Maybe it'll rest. I think you know the answer to that. Until you're well done. From the creators of Poultry Geist and Feathered Fury. Gobble, gobble. Turkinator. Judgment Day. Coming to a table near you.

Rated T for Tryptophan. I'm definitely in on that. That is awesome. That's a phenomenal trailer right there. Yeah, I like that. Well, the sequel will be Turkinator, Get Fried. Get Fried. Deep Fried, is it? Yeah, there you go.

Tell me if this, it seems kind of obvious, but let's see. Tell me if this, it seems kind of obvious, but let's see. College students who use dating apps are more likely to engage in risky sex. Those using a dating app were 2.2 times more likely to have had more than one sexual partner over the past year, and one and a half times more likely to have had sex under the influence of alcohol. Dating app users also 1.8 times more likely to have undergone screening for STDs or 1.3 times more likely to have tested positive for an STD. Is this shocking to anyone that the dating app people are more risque? College kids being college kids yeah i mean like

risky risky hey come on in man come on in what's going on with you brother how you doing personally i kind of think i feel like they should just take all the dating sites mix them all into one and just call it what's left hold on hey uh can i swap you just for a minute matt and uh let him come on sit down man just for a minute buddy we'll uh we'll go back and forth here a little bit come on here man how you doing buddy good good to see you again man yeah what have you been up to man uh introduce yourself tell everybody who you are hey I'm uh Scott Keith uh get on that mic real good I'm I'm Scott Keith I'm uh you know comedian uh I was on here last week yeah it's nice enough to have me on this morning.

Well, we enjoyed having you. So why not bring you back in, man? I'm glad you're here. No, it's good. Good. I had a couple of good shows. Oh, did you? Yeah.

You'd appreciate one in Joplin. It was a weed show. Oh, really? Tell me more about that, man. So it's this place called, I think it's JD's in Joplin. It's just downtown. Okay. It seems very legally gray, if you ask me.

But I'm not here to narc on them. But no, it was weird. Performing to high crowds is weird because, like, you get a two-second delay. Yeah, you get the delay, yeah. So you're like, I don't know if I'm killing right now or if these guys are just stone out of their minds. It's hilarious. I don't feel like's hilarious laughing at anything no

it was cool i mean yeah it was good shows fun is different that's cool man yeah it's always cool to go out and and you know that was one of the things i loved about uh performing all over the place is that everywhere you go every show is different no matter if you're doing the same material every show ends up different because uh you've got a different audience reacting a different way. They dig different things. And it really challenges you to develop out more as a comedian. Yeah, no, it's definitely different. You have to navigate every space.

You've got to kind of read the rooms, as they say, and kind of know what you're working with and as a comedian uh it might take you um you know 10 5 10 minutes to kind of get the feel of that room and really get it going you know yeah yeah and went on later in the show so you know you kind of you're kind of studying the whole time you're gonna fly on the wall yeah that's no it's always great when you can do that man that's just always a great thing to be able to do uh well we were just talking about uh some dating and stuff and uh i want to talk about this uh because i i think this is uh pretty interesting the uh diddy stuff that's going on yeah let me pull this story up real quick because what do you do this time wait that is not the diddy story why is it bringing up a new supplier in baby oil hold on let me see where that went well i must have uh That is not the Diddy story. Why is it bringing up the wrong thing? Well, damn.

Hold on. Let me see where that went. Well, I must have. Have you been following all this Diddy stuff? Yeah, yeah. No, it's crazy. You know, they're saying that he's been harassing people from jail, that he called somebody like 128 times. But now they went in and took all.

They're saying he was witness tampering but there's some controversy because i guess the they came in and raided his cell and took all the notes that he even had with his attorney which seems like a violation of privacy or well attorney client privilege yeah that's what i was trying to yeah attorney client privilege uh not that i'm rooting for diddy in any possible way i'm not i think he's probably a piece of shit and probably has what's coming to him coming but uh and if you ask me calling people that much from the cell that's one that's one step too far all right now definitely no that's finally on the cuff yeah no yeah right no doubt about it um yeah i don't know where that story went uh because it

was here hold on let me see if i can do this because i i think it's worth uh taking a second to look for hold on this way do do do do entertain yourself momentarily right and here we go okay um sean diddy combs has attempted to obstruct justice from the brooklyn federal jail where he's being held ahead of his upcoming sex trafficking and racketeering trial, according to the prosecutors who allege the rapper turned mogul of witness tampering using his family and kids in an attempted PR play as he faces 15 years minimum in prison. Is that all? In a court filing, his bail hearing on Friday is third since a mid-September arrest and incarceration. Several prosecuting attorneys with the Southern District of New York told the judge how he had obtained multiple inmates' phone lines in attempts to evade scrutiny,

control witnesses, and influence testimony while in jail. They allege that he used a non-authorized messaging app to communicate with the outside world and coerced his family to create a birthday message intended for the eyes of potential jurors before his trial in the spring. Two judges previously declined to release him from custody, citing potential witness tampering as the main reason for that, that they have to keep him locked up the court filing from friday urges the judge to reject the latest hail mary from the rap star uh which involves a hearing for a proposal uh a proposed 50 million dollar bail for his release prosecutors don't want him out for any reason at all.

Man, you know, when you're Diddy and you're a billionaire and you cannot get out of jail, no matter who you call, no matter how much power you have. You know they got you. That's got to be a real weird feeling for that guy. Oh, I'm sure. And I don't feel bad for him, but I'm just saying, man, this guy's used to getting whatever the hell he wants. He's a billionaire. Yeah, yeah. And, you know, they're calling him the Hail Mary. But, like, at this point, you used to getting whatever the hell he wants he's a billionaire yeah yeah you know they're calling him to hail mary but like at this point you know he's screwed he knows he's screwed that's why he left the country i think right yeah victims

yeah no it's uh it's just a wild you know it's so good though that they're cleaning this closet out because i you know most people for years have talked about just like they did R. Kelly. It's like everybody knew and nobody was really saying. I mean, they were saying something, but nobody's doing anything right now. All of a sudden, everybody's doing something, you know, and that's good. Let's get these scumbags done. Yeah. So we can move on with the rest of us and hopefully thin these herd of morons out.

At least that's one way or the other. My take anyway. This hour brought to you by put a stick in your bum. I'm depressed. I wish there was more to life. Put a stick in your bum. How was that? Oh, wow.

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Put a stick in your bum. Spare change. All right. I'll give you guys a choice here we're going to talk about a saber-toothed tiger or uh sammy hagar and guy fieri getting robbed uh what's this with the saber-toothed tiger yeah somebody get attacked by a saber-toothed tiger they didn't but how about a baby saber-toothed cat mummy with intact skin fur and toes all right that's both disgusting and adorable, it sounds like, at the same time. Could be. Could be. So which do you choose?

Do you choose, guys? I'm going to go with the saber-toothed. Yeah, yeah. You already know. Okay. Saber-toothed it is. All right. Let's go with it.

A mummified Ice Age cub from Siberia. The first known mummy of a saber-toothed cat. Its discovery generating ripples of excitement amongst paleontologists, the exceptional preservation provided the first view of what saber-toothed cats really looked like. Written in its soft tissues clues about where the cat's muscles were bulkiest and how that may have shaped its hunting style. Abundant fur, mummified flesh, covered the partial corpse, and its face, forelimbs, and torso were nearly fully intact. The cub's dark brown fur was short but very thick, measuring about 1.2 inches long. It was surprisingly soft, the author said.

It's a fantastic feeling to see with your own eyes the life appearance of a long extinct animal and it must have been crazy yeah i mean you pulled it and you're like wait a minute this thing's intact it's got fur and stuff on it yeah that's huge um so especially when it comes to such an interesting predator as the saber-toothed cat these extinct carnivores are distant relatives of of, modern big cats known for their long blade-like canines. Now, let me just ask a question. Matt, come sit down over here, man. Hey, yeah, take Ron his chair. He wandered off. Get on in on this. We want you in on this. So here's the question. Scoot in a little bit this time yeah get closer to me i like you um here's the question so you know you you see people trying to save these

species that go extinct right i mean it it's something that people talk about a lot we got to save these we got to prevent them from going extinct right well the saber-tooth tiger went extinct should we bring it back is it only right to the animal to bring it back even though nature took it out no you say no i say no you say no yeah i say no because you hate cats no i love cats oh you think about it okay so the creature went extinct for a reason that's like trying to bring megalodon back okay now what's well do you think megalodon's not here? No. Bigfoot's here, but not Megalodon. No, not Megalodon. The ocean has been 5% explored. True, but a creature of Megalodon size has got to eat a lot.

See my ex. Okay, exactly. So it's got to eat a lot. There's a lot of calories this creature has to intake. Okay. We're going to see evidence of that. Okay. We're going to see evidence of that. Okay. We will, I mean, we're going to see half, you know,

whale carcasses bit in half, which we don't see. No. You know, because the bottom of the ocean is only so far explored. The surface is totally different. We have satellites all over the place. You know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Currents run.

Currents are going to push creatures on up. They're going to, you know, all that stuff. Yeah, but you know there's stuff way down there. There is. Yeah, I'm not going to. Way down there. That's true. The Mariana Trench.

That's right, baby. So if we buy into everything that we see in Hollywood. Now, the idea of, you know, Megalodon being around still is fascinating. It's fun. If there was a Megalodon, would you want Jason Statham to be the one to fight it? Who wouldn't? Okay. I'm just asking.

I didn't know if you would go with that. Yeah, and they're fun movies. The thing is, you know, when it comes to these creatures, when it's like bringing the dinosaurs back, I mean, this sounds great. No, it doesn't. It's stupid. Jeff Goldblum told us. But that's the point.

Dr. Ian Malcolm said don't do it. So bring it back. So bring it back, any extinct creature, unless it can provide for the environment, provide for us. Well, it does. Well, it's a predator. Well, yeah, exactly. It'll be the biggest one out there.

It would be the new apex predator. So think about it. If you bring back the saber tooth, what other species will it make go extinct? Well, it could wipe out other ones, couldn't it? Very easily. All right. What about you, Rich? You think we should bring it back or no?

Sure. Why not, man? Yeah? Yeah. Well, make your case make your case i'm just i mean well you know you just want to be contrary uh yeah yeah i just want to see what happens why not no no i mean like he said i understand but it was already here once so maybe we could study from it and figure out you know what made it go extinct the first time we could

we could feed it the the old people right you know no no okay that's bad call i'm sorry i'm just thinking outside the box here what about you man what do you think i'm all in favor of doing stupid shit with science right that's a great line that's that's fact i i i you know if you're gonna do smart stuff at least do stupid shit with it i'm into that um i'm interested in the cat videos I want to see the can of cat videos you made you want to see the kitten videos that start out where they you know the teeth then you want to see when they turn on the other the stupid people are gonna get these saber-toothed cats as pets they're gonna get eaten and then

there were gonna do a stupid people that's awesome yeah go keep it Buffalo no we should bring them back and then give them to pets for people who want them. That'd be the way to go. No, that'd be smart. Then I can get behind. All right. Well, you didn't choose this one, but we'll talk about it anyway. Sammy Hagar and Guy Fieri are facing a huge setback after two trucks for their jointly-owned tequila company were hijacked with over a million bucks in products stolen.

The trucks were transporting 4,040 cases of Santo tequila, including Blanco, Reposado, and Extra Anejo varieties, the latter of which is the highest price point. The robbery took place in Laredo, Texas, just after the rigs had crossed the border from Mexico. So they came over from Mexico, and as soon as they crossed, they get hit. It appears this was an organized crime effort.

Well, no shit. Where the trucks were illegally double brokered to different carriers who transferred the product to their trucks. For a growing company like Santo, it's a shame for something like this to happen in the middle of our strongest year to date and right before the holidays. That's what Sammy said. Anyone that knows business knows it's a huge setback for any company. Well, I would think, and maybe I'm wrong,

that Sammy could afford insurance on that. Oh, I'm sure it's insured. Yeah. Yeah. But it's sad anyways that it's gone. That's good tequila. Is it? Yeah, I like it. You've had it? Oh, yeah it oh yeah i got a buddy of mine he's a big tequila guy oh okay he's in love with it he actually had a chance to go down to sammy's place really yeah and he said

you know wabo or whatever he said normally you know sammy never they told them when they walked in hey sammy's really here if he just came in still on the weekends and they're on a tuesday night had a local band playing and he goes sure enough here come sammy yeah yeah they're celebrating one of his buddy's birthdays and he asked the band he goes hey can i get to play yeah so he played for like five hours on stage man that dude can shred a guitar then he got done he said i don't think he can't he went to every table everybody he signed autographs for everybody he's one of the nicest people i met uh when i i won a contest and i've talked about it before uh got it it was the whatever year marching to mars came out it was the right after he left van halen or they ended that you know van halen um and uh i won a contest

a radio contest actually and got to sing backup for sammy at riverfront at his show oh that'd be fun it was damn fun you know i got to meet him uh which was really cool i you know i came backstage uh and uh first they they taught me what we were going to be doing and you know show me whatever kind of little moves we were doing and the music we were singing so i could get used to that then they brought sammy back and uh man if he didn't have an afro, that dude would be like five foot. I mean, he was so, he's like a tick turd. He's just a little bitty dude. You know, he's a small, I was so surprised because he's such a bigger than life persona, you know? And even with the afro, he was like, just die to me, you know? But he was one of

the nicest cats ever, man. He was so gracious, so cool, so down down to earth i shook my hand he thanked me for being there he you know talked to me for a little bit and i i was like in 1920 maybe i was super young man so it was like at that moment to walk out on riverfront amphitheater with you know thousands of people out there with sammy agar and doing backup i was like this is the best day of my life at that moment you know know what I mean? He's on my, he's on my celebrity bike list of people I want to meet. Yeah.

Because of the tequila or just because you like his persona. I like his persona. I like his music. I'm a, I'm a Van Hagar fan. Are you okay? Well, you know, you don't see it as much,

but that's dope. I know. I mean, I'm a Van Halen fan, but I get you. And, and they did have some great songs. I don't love as much of the keyboard in it,

but they did have great songs. I like what Hagar did. He brought more depth in. Van Halen with, you know, David Lee Roth was a lot of fun. Yeah. It was fun rock and roll. Yeah, yeah. You know, when Hagar came in, it was still rock and roll, but Hagar brought, you know, he brought in depth.

He brought in depth with the lyrics. You felt like he brought a cerebral context to it. Yeah, he took Van Halen to a whole other level. Versus the monotonal, angsty, teen sex rock of Van Halen. Right. Yeah, no, I get it. I get it. Yeah, no, it was a completely different flavor altogether.

I always thought that it was a bad call when, after that, he brought in Gary Cherone from Xtreme, and that didn't work out. But I always thought that Eddie Van Halen would have been smarter to go the Carlos Santana route and just start making albums with different vocalists. Use the band, you know, you keep the bass and drums, you know, Alex and, well, they were using Wolfgang by that point and they got rid of Michael Anthony.

But I thought that that would have been a great way to do it, you know, and just bring in an Eddie Vedder to sing with them and bring in these guys, you know. Can you imagine Eddie Vedder and Eddie better native and he'll well that's what i'm saying how amazing would that be and that's what i'm saying if you'd have brought in all these different stars who would have died to front van halen for a song for a song just like with santana you know he brought in rob thomas he was always bringing in somebody else doing vocals that's probably one of my the supernatural album is probably one of my favorite by santana that's a great album man yeah i mean love it i mean because every song is unique

every song is different and you're not getting the same style you're not getting i mean it's it's amazing that uh i love music though i have no musical talent at all i can't sing i can't play an instrument but i just love music yeah i i love love music too. And that was a great album. That song, what is it with Rob Thomas? What's the name of that? Everybody knows the one I'm talking about. You know the song. But it is one of the.

Smooth, that's it, yeah. Smooth. One of the best-selling songs of all time. I mean, way up there. Way up there. Like, everybody got down to that song. And Santana just has that smooth just the way it plays oh he's amazing oh yeah silky for sure uh doug said uh rich is the guy

at the bonfire when somebody's like should i throw gas can on this fire and he's like yeah let's see what happens i was just reading that a minute ago when y'all were talking i am that guy yeah you know hey let's let's see how pickup blows up and he said that's what slash did did he did he is that what he did he just started playing with everybody he did so he created a uh i saw slash in memphis in may actually in 2015 16 yeah amazing show i bet oh it was amazing show that was also the five finger death punch melt down the head oh i saw you to see that live on stage that was oh wow i bet that was oh yeah he threw the microphone down and started swearing because we're never playing again f you started on the stage booze a lot of a drug it was yeah

yeah but uh we're going back to the other was amazing he came out and just you know i can't tell you who the lead singer was it was just slash Slash. I mean, we were there for Slash. Yeah, yeah. Well, you know, I think he was part of several bands. I mean, Guns N' Roses, obviously. Was he part of Velvet Revolver or no? There was another band right after that he was. I think he was part of it.

You know, I think you're right. I don't know. You got it. Someone's got it. Yeah, here. Look, Rich, tell me all the bands Slash has been in. All the bands Slash has been in? Well, because Velvet Revolver has some good hits, too I am. Look, Rich, tell me all the bands Slash has been in. All the bands Slash has been in? Well, I mean, I know that Scott Whalen was the,

wasn't he the vocalist over at Velvet Revolver? Guns N' Roses, Velvet Revolver, Slash featuring Miles Kennedy. Yeah, Miles Kennedy looks old as hell, and he may be, but he's a great vocalist, man. Slash's Snake Pit, Hollywood Rose, London, Slashes, Blues Ball, Kings of Chaos, Ringo Starr. Okay, that's good. Ringo Starr doesn't count in anything. No.

I don't care for Ringo. No, that's great, man, that you saw that. I mean, is that one of the best shows you've ever seen? It was one of them, yeah. What else? What's another great show that you saw that. I mean, is that one of the best shows you've ever seen? It was one of them, yeah. What else? What's another great show that you saw? Five Finger Death Punch always puts on a good show. I really did enjoy Volbeat.

You did enjoy? I liked Volbeat. When they came through here in 2014, I saw Volbeat and Five Finger. They put on a great show. Jason, Jay Sorsby, who was here the other day, said that he felt like bull beat up stage five finger on that one and i'm not sure he's nailed it yeah normally they

crushed it man that's that performance was unbelievable uh and and the guy has a real unique voice and style about him you know now i don't just play their tracks you know in the car or anything but i had a lot of respect for him and uh man he's he's got a powerful voice he does so will be was a great show uh obviously five for your death i've seen them numerous times yeah um frank and benjamin at first they were horrible live i don't care anything benjamin frank and benjamin at live was horrible oh and then something changed and they got really good really good because i remember they would open for everybody you remember oh yeah it's coming through breaking benjamin's opening you know i see him it's not open for everybody you remember oh yeah it's coming through breaking benches opening yeah uh sam it's not working i don't

know if it's when they got teamed up with shine down but once they started teaming up with shine down all those shows were really good i think the hue at the hall a couple years ago was a lot of fun yeah yeah that was the hue i remember them oh yeah not the who the hue the mongolian rock yeah i remember that show coming that was awesome oh mongolian rock is awesome yeah they did such a great job and they do the same thing though they got a lot of songs that they have um our singers you know american singers will play the lead yeah we'll see in the latest not lately but see in the lead great music that's all them uh pop evil was good at the Hall. The Hall was a good venue.

I enjoyed it. The Hall was a great venue. What about you, man? I mean, what's a band that you've seen that you're like, man, this is awesome? Dude, I mean, I haven't seen, I mean, a few years ago, Metallica came here. Oh, that's a hell of a band to see. Well, that's just one of those. There's not a lot of, I like metal, but there's not a lot of metal acts, especially in this

day and age, that are still pulling that. I like metal, but there's not a lot of metal acts, especially in this day and age, that are still pulling that. Who knows if in 20 years you're going to be able to see many metal concerts in an arena. Right, I get you on that. Something like that. Well, it ebbs and flows. We were talking about that, man, in 2006, 2007,

whenever Avenged Sevenfold and Slipknot were at their highest peak. I did see Avenged Sevenfold, and they were good. They were great. Whenever they were at their highest peak, that was the mainstream music on the radio station, literally. And the problem with that is when it's so hard and it's mainstream, a lot of people, it's mainstream to the rock world, but it wasn't mainstream to everybody else.

And that's when rock music lost its footing in the charts. Yeah. You know, because forever rock had a standing always in the charts. It didn't matter. Somebody was there, whether it was a Van Hagar, Van Halen, any number of Def Leppard. I mean, you can go through the list of rock and roll bands that have been in the top 10, top 20 for years. But as it progressed harder and harder and harder,

and you stopped having the regular kind of rock band, so to speak, it began to die on the charts. And that beset a huge problem in the rock world. And I saw it coming two years out. in the rock world and and i saw it coming uh two years out uh when when that was going on i was like man there's no way that this is the the number one cut we're playing it's so hard that a lot of people are you know it's too hard for them you know what i mean if that makes sense some people that it's too much you know and uh and sure enough the backlash came and you got the greta van pleats you got the dirtyys, you got these bands that were throwbacks to that old rock style, you know? Yeah, but Metallica, that's a great show to see, man.

I mean, how good was that one? I mean, it was great. I was amazed. Like, people make fun of them for, like, being older and all this stuff. They played for three hours straight. Look, man, let me be old in that rock rocking. I don't give a damn, man. You know, those guys are phenomenal. I mean, even if you don't like them, you respect them.

You know them. I'm an old school Metallica fan. Yeah, I know. You like Ride the Lightning. Master. Master. Yeah, no, I get it. I can't say I'm not going to kill everybody.

And there's sort of that gateway into harder music. I always refer to them as a gateway band. They really, you know what, it's funny. They are because I remember thinking that Metallica was like the top of the metal chain until you start talking to metalheads and they're like, that's pop metal, man. That's nothing. That's pop stuff. That's junk, man.

You got to listen to Baby Fetus Humper. That's what metal's about. And you're like, what? They do have crazy names for the metal band, you know, always some whack name. But it is, yeah. You know, one show that I saw that was a great show, and this is just a weird one to bring up, but Yes, the band Yes.

I don't know if you know who they are, but owner of A Lonely Heart. They had a lot of songs. They came to Riverfront. Man, that was a hell of a band, yes. I don't know if you know who they are, but owner of a lonely heart. They had a lot of songs. They came to Riverfront. Man, that was a hell of a show, man. They played, I don't know how long they played, but, you know, they were kind of one of those bands that would just riff on their own music and just go, you know, they'd take a three-minute song

and turn it into 18 like Pink Floyd could, you know. Yeah, so that's my all-time favorite, Pink Floyd. Pink Floyd is? Yeah, I would love to see Pink Floyd in Kansas City they did the dark side of the moon front to back they had the diva there with them yeah it was actually the division belt tour yeah but they did dark side they had the set and everything front to back and then they did after they finished that they did some new cuts from the division bell which actually is a pretty good album yeah well it's not one bad in my opinion it's not one bad

album what's what's your favorite floyd album uh probably be division bells right there um oh my gosh i think it's of us and them um so that'd be dark side yeah yeah a lot of people love that or the wall what is that one wish? Wish you were here. Wish you were here. That's probably, uh, probably my favorite one is love that one. So I have like when I was in Korea station in Korea, wish you were here.

It was like my, uh, go to, uh, calm down, kind of meditate. Man, it's just a,

man, that's, that's a great album, man. Especially if you, uh, you know, if you smoke or you do whatever you do and you, you drop that on, man, it's, it's a great album, man, especially if you smoke or you do whatever you do

and you drop that on, man, it's a ride for sure. I put that on just to relax. And I don't smoke, so, I mean. It's excellent. Well, that's good. No, you've got to look for Bigfoot. You can't be smoking, man. You can't be doing all that business.

It is the Drunken Cryptids. What would happen if Bigfoot showed up and you were high? I mean, that would be a problem, wouldn't it? You'd probably join in. Tina McConnell on Facebook says, Kiss always puts on a great show. Hell yeah. Three times.

Well, man, they're the ultimate glam band. I mean, look, they did things nobody else in the world ever did. I mean, they changed the game, really. Look, when I was a kid, I had an 8-track player with Kiss Alive 1 and two and kiss destroyer. They set the standard for shows. Yeah. I mean, they, they changed the game in the showmanship part of it.

Now, do I think they're the most talented musicians or vocalists on the planet? No. But did I have a hell of a lot of fun listening to them? Yeah. You know, but when you've got a, a, a lyric that says that says uh let me put my log in your fireplace i don't think you're the greatest writer but it is fun to hear you know or you got a song burn bitch burn you know i mean you know or heaven's on fire lick it up that was always a great one lick it up what are you licking up i'm just curious what is it i mean i don't know what it

may be um but anyway uh let's see what else we got over here um said that the edge fest in north little rock side of the river with god smack was a hell of a show yeah i know all of them were hell of the shows to be honest with you i was at that show and i'm a big god smack fan i'm a huge huge god smack fan when they hit the scene to me it was going backwards, you know, musically for me. You know, good hard rock. The first couple albums were right on point. So when they were coming to Edgefest, stoked.

Super excited. They were headlining. We were there, and my ex got sick. It was hot. She got overheated. Oh, no. So as we're leaving, and she's like, I'm so sorry. She's in tears.

I know it's her favorite band. I can hear them playing as i'm walking her to the car to get her home i'm like no so they came back again and shined down open for him had to leave oh no another family emergency so i've given up on trying to see god smack live well my story won't make you feel better okay uh but uh that first one you're talking about that was was, if I'm not mistaken, at the fairground? Yeah. Yeah. North of our side, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

And I got backstage at that one, as often I would. Thanks. And because I would just walk around Oprah by, you know, the RVs and things where people were just to see. Because I would often run into people, you know. Jonathan from... Korn. Korn, yeah. That was one I ran into. just to see who, because I would often run into people, you know, uh, uh, Jonathan, uh, from, uh, corn. Yeah. That was one I ran into. He, he was real weirded out back. Cause I just walked up and he didn't know who I was. I'm with the radio station. Just want to thank you for coming out. You know, it was not my role to do, but that's what I would say. Always sounded good, you know,

but, uh, but I, I, I stumbled across God smack and they're at the end of their trailer, their bus. And they were grilling chicken. And, bro, I sat there with them for 20 minutes. They offered me chicken. I ate chicken with Godsmack, bro. How cool is that? Yeah, Sully was cooking that shit on the grill, handed me a piece of chicken. I was like, this is the best day of my life.

I'm eating chicken with Godsmack. That's all right. Hey, you know where they got their name? Yes, I do. You do? I do. Where did they get get their name you want me to tell you one time okay so i can't remember who it was they got a cold sore a major cold sore on their lip or something and they were making fun of him so the next day this is what i was told so the next day somebody got a cold sore in the same spot and they said honestly godsmack not the case but that's all right no uh they actually got it from the lyric of an alice in chains song really yeah they were inspired by alice in chains and if you

listen to their first couple of albums you really hear it strongly yeah that they were highly influenced yeah i can hear it yeah yeah yeah and i And I was a huge Alice in Chains fan. I like them a lot. I like all those guys, though. You know. But yeah, that is based on. Both stories came up. Yeah.

Did they both come up? As soon as you guys Googled, you know, how did Godsmack get their name? Yours first Alice in Chains song, Godsmack. Yeah. Well, that's. Making fun of Sully Ernana the lead singer talking about yeah he said that okay well there you go checked to be partially true partially true i love that like fruit loops right no it's just like fruit loops it's it's you know somewhat true right

uh yeah now what what a great uh show that you know they're just good people uh i really enjoyed meeting them a lot they're really nice i'd love to i'm still a big fan of their music i'm still yeah of what they do i like the fact that they're not mainstream anymore and so anybody who knows me personally obviously outside my show and outside of your show you know got anything you got to make a cent to me yeah so that's like my all-time well i'll keep that in mind if we uh get an opportunity to run into them and talk to them on the show or have them in here, and I'll make sure we get you in for that. I'll probably be fangirling and crying. Well, that'd be okay.

We've all been there. Oh, yeah. You know, don't tell me you hadn't been to a concert at some point in your life and you were so excited when they came out, you started tearing up a little bit. Don't tell me you hadn't because I know you have. That's true. I mean, everybody has at some point or another it's music and i think music is probably like one of our universal languages no matter what and yeah that's in the right context yeah exactly but then the

right context with music you can achieve so much and accomplish so much and i'm not a musician at all and i have no again like i said there was no talent but through music we're able to it expresses our emotions it yeah it expresses our feelings and people who do this for a living i mean just how lucky you know i mean oh no i mean to be able to do this stuff well i mean the it's astronomical odds to do it and to be able to do it is probably one of the greatest feelings in the world i can't imagine how good it must be to you know be sully from godsmack you know and and i don't mean that he doesn't have problems like anybody else i just mean it's the best day of his life every day i mean he's a rock star literally i mean exactly is there any more desired thing on the planet to be than rock star and he

was the drummer he was the drummer of the band was he yeah then the leasinger quit and he was the drummer. He was the drummer of the band. Was he? Yeah. And then the lead singer quit. And he was living in a van. With Chris Farley? Yeah. By the river? By the river. Yeah. But he was living in a van.

And they asked him to step in to lead sing. And they were up there in Boston trying to get the show started. And yeah. So he led the way. LaTosha said, I cried when I met Jelly Roll and his wife. I don't blame you. I can imagine, you know, sometimes the excitement is just overwhelming in that case. Hey, can I swap you, Matt, with Ronnie? Ronnie, come over here real quick.

We got a great show, guys. Yeah, we do. We have to swap people out. I've never cried at a concert. You never have? I've never cried. You never teared up when somebody came out? I've cried at a concert when somebody bumped me and I dropped my last joint oh yeah okay uh Ronnie uh yes sir what uh have you ever you know

seen an artist and it was so moving that when they first came out you kind of teared up a little bit I'm not talking about boohooing like a bitch don't disrespect i mean you know but uh just feeling very emotionally overwhelmed by it yes uh i think you was there oh i was there who was it uh it was scott strife oh yeah scott that's right that's right that's right when he came to come back yeah i opened for him yes that was very exciting yeah one'clock, and we got to talking. He saw my son. Yeah. He's a good kid, by the way.

Great kid. Yeah. Love that kid. Oh, Tay. Yeah, Tay's awesome. He's awesome. So, yeah, man. Scott just had an aura about him.

Mm-hmm. Even through his bullshit, he had an aura. And it was touching because you you knew his story right now you you see and know him well and and he's been on a comeback path for a few years now and i think finally it's hitting its stride where that they're back they're going on tour uh because for a while well first of all he he cracked out and started riding a bike and acting crazy and his family left him and everything went sideways. And, you know, pretty much he was the dude on the street asking for change for a minute. Uh, and then I don't know what got a hold of him,

what it was that impacted him and a meaningful way that, that turned that around. Uh, but it did. Now, I don't know if he got back with his family or not he reunited with them back with them but i know that he has worked diligently to uh get back and creed at one point was arguably one of the biggest rock bands on the planet i mean they were massive did you ever get down to creed man i was never much of a creek guy yeah i always Always, you know, I liked them, but I always thought that he sounded a lot like Eddie better to me. And I liked the Eddie better version. Yeah. Uh,

but I do think that Scott's staff is amazing. And I remember that show. Yeah. Uh, it, because it was a big deal. It was a big deal. Uh,

that, that he was, he was doing these little intimate shows all over the country. And little rock was one of the places he picked. And, we, we happened to be the ones doing it and that was an awesome day I'm happy for you for that day too man that's awesome that's yeah

that's a damn good story Ronnie thank you that's why I brought you over I knew you had something to share that was worthwhile let's do this Listen up now, I'll tell you a story Without a doubt, it's kind of gory It's the worst news you could ever hear Things just like this make you fear Lying lunched on a dumb guy's knee Or a big hard fuck drowning somebody Why you laughing why are you laughing

this shit ain't funny what this shit ain't funny funny this shit ain't funny what so stop laughing yeah stop laughing it's not funny it's bad all right it's all stuff is all bad here and i shouldn't even be telling you about it but But the parents of a woman found dead in a apartment stairwell last month scored a major win in court on Tuesday. A Michigan judge ruled that Caitlin Tracy's parents should take custody of her body. They didn't want her husband to have her remains because of a history of domestic violence. husband ever remains because of a history of domestic violence. Court records showed that Tracy had obtained a restraining order against her husband and that he was facing domestic violence charges at the time of her tragic and mysterious death. The police said it was a severed foot that was first discovered in the stairwell at the

apartment. Police would discover the body of the 36-year-old Tracy at the bottom of the stairs. It was Tracy's husband's apartment building. He had contacted police the day before to say she was missing. He was held for questioning for two full days, but was released without charges, which is why he's not being named at this point doesn't mean he's out of the investigation she had filed for an order of protection and cited at least four incidents where her husband physically abused her and she later withdrew that petition her husband threatened to sue her for defamation and libel but her death is still under investigation but yeah uh you know i i would see knocking her down the

stairs how the foot gets severed right i mean that's the thing that's like how did that part go down definitely that's the mystery to me is how did you separate the foot and the body and why just the foot were you just trying to hobble her you think you did that just to throw people off like they'll never know. That's fair. Detectives of Quora State Police Command have recovered the severed head of the Okada rider Raifu Akeo, who was

murdered by three assailants. That severed head was thrown into a nearby stream after the act. I guess they just wanted to dispose of it, just get rid of it, just take this. A statement by the spokesperson of the police said, investigators discovered the dismembered part

of the remains of the late Raifu Akeo, 34 years old, murdered by Peter Samuel, Jeremiah Teozenda, and Sunday Agbenke. All three suspects confessed to the crime with the motive to take his motorcycle. That's why they killed him, for his motorcycle. All right. I remember the movie Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia.

Yeah, I remember vaguely that movie. Yeah, I sure do. While on their way way the rider was stopped uh by peter samuel they hit him on the head with a stick he fell off his motorcycle to the ground he struggled to escape but was overpowered by them uh they brought out a cutlass and severed the head that's a sword a cutlass and severed the head. That's a sword. A cutlass. And dismembered part and threw it in. Oh, they dismembered his head, threw it in the stream,

and then took off on his motorcycle. And that was that. For a motorcycle, they killed him. Oh, right. Oh, goodness. I mean, that's rough, man, when you're killing him for a motorcycle, bro. Wasn't even a Harley. No, that's insane. There's a.

No, it probably was a shitty bike like a vespa yeah like a moped yeah yeah yeah no there's a billion videos of that in brazil yeah people like getting stopped stuff stolen really yeah yeah that's all i believe that in rio de janeiro it's a big issue isn't it oh yeah we'll just walk up with you i mean they have guns there i don't know where this guy got a cutlass or if he's a time traveler or something that's like a pirate sword i don't know right i think you're right that is what it is you know those somalians or something well speaking of things being found a severed arm and leg were found by a horrified passerby hidden in bushes near a prison the human remains spotted by a member of the public and uh the police uh spoke on the grim discovery said it's about lunchtime they found the

human remains uh they you know taped it off they're investigating trying to figure out whose arm and whose leg it is if it belongs to the same person a different person it could just be somebody that paid for gas all right let's see. Discarded Halloween decorations. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right out the window here. Alright. Oh, hold on.

One more here that I had. I want to pull this one. Yep. Yep. Yep. Tina McConnell going back to music says, no matter, Tina McConnell, she says, going back to music, says, no matter. Tina McConnell, she says, going back to where we were talking about music,

she says music is her love language. You know, music, it's always about finding lyrics and things that will kind of touch your soul. Yeah. Oh, man. I agree with. I mean, that's, you know, everybody wants to get lost in a song and get lost in thought or, you know, just whatever. Absolutely. All right.

A 43-year-old father shot and killed in his home by a Las Vegas police officer last week after he called 911 for help. Early in the morning, November 12th, Las Vegas PD got multiple calls about a shooting. He was home with his 15-year-old daughter, told 911 people were shooting at his house. They had broken in. An officer and two others responded, saw damaged cars, windows, heard screaming and banging. They then kicked in the door, and once inside, they found Durham and Alejandra wrestling over a knife in the bedroom. They shouted, drop the knife, drop the knife knife and fired one shot hit durham send him and the other guy to the ground durham on the floor was that then shot by bookman five

more times according to the body cam he was pronounced dead at the scene his death marks the department's eighth fatal shooting well that that sounds tough right there uh like it was a bad call i mean if he's the one that called him, I mean, I don't know. It just seemed a little wrong to shoot the guy that called 911. Am I missing something here? I mean, they've had eight killings this year from that. Well, not from that, but eight. Yeah, eight deadly shootings the police have in Vegas.

Yeah. Honestly, I mean, that sounds high, but also if you're policing in Vegas, I don't know. Yeah. It's even worse. It's not that high. It's like, hey, we only shot eight guys. If they shot eight in Little Rock, that would be pretty good. Yeah, right?

But if you do it in Vegas, then it's like, yeah, I don't know. I mean, that's where does every criminal go, Vegas? Yeah. That's where everybody goes. Must be Tuesday. That's right. All right, let's move along. Good night, Mom.

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I'm going to have to process it. You're going to have to process it i got you ronnie what you learned today um nothing it's not a damn thing i learned that i want to know where you learned did you learn that rats drive cars today yeah i did man yeah that is so unique i like to see that you'd like to see that the rat races yeah rat races? Yeah, well, with the snakes. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Did you ask, because when I posted on Facebook the other day about today, I learned on Patrick and the People about cats. Oh, yeah.

No, I didn't see that. Yeah, I made that post. I forgot, yeah. I was like, oh, now you put me on the spot, you know? Yeah, that's all right. With that gravy shot. What'd you learn, man? Yeah.

There's no scientific evidence for Megalodon, but apparently Bigfoot's very real. Oh, yeah. I have to give him a chance to swap. Go on, swap out. What are you doing? Let him swap out with you. All right. That was good. That was a great one.

All right. What did you learn today, Matt? I learned today that there should be size rats. The what? The rats driving. The rats driving. The rats driving. That's the big takeaway today, isn't it? Rats driving cars.

That's the big thing. We're all just. Everything we talked about, all the monumental things, all the compelling, most meaningful things we talked about, and rats driving cars. I think it's very important that on International Men's Day, we all discovered that rats drive cars. Cars, true.

And the fact-checkers shaking themselves. Oh, yeah. That was great. I do want to mention this. If you are in need of a roof, Titan Roofing Company is a great company, man. These guys are, well, they have offices in Little Rock, Conway, Hot Springs. They're all over the place. Josh and Jeremy, they're local guys.

They own it. What I love about them is a 10-year transferable warranty. If you're getting a roof and you can transfer that warranty, if you sell the home, it's worth a hell of a lot of money. I promise you, one of the first questions everyone asks when they buy a home is, how old is that roof? This is always one of the number one questions uh don't take a chance on a second rate roof uh go to titan roofing company.com titan roofing company.com and tell josh and jeremy over there that patrick and the people sent you okay um before i forget i wanted to ask you because i know we talked about it earlier you know before we started but dude where's joe

exotic man what's going on you brought that up i'm glad you brought that up it would appear so I wanted to ask you, because I know we talked about it earlier, you know, before we started. But, dude, where's Joe Exotic, man? What's going on? I'm glad you brought that up. I'm glad you brought that up. It would appear so. Sunday, we had an issue because Joe, they couldn't call a toll-free number. So we set up, we worked it out. We set up a new local number just for him to be able to call in and go through the system.

to call in and go through the system. And then apparently yesterday, as I waited impatiently, I might add, we came to find out that apparently some people, including perhaps Joe, got caught with phones and they've lost privileges temporarily. So we'll have to wait for his privileges or whatever it is to be restored so we can get back. They're rescheduling with us, but apparently he had a little challenge there. You know, sometimes things happen in prison, I guess. What do they call it? 30 days in the hole?

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