Patrick and the People - 11/20/2024 Patrick and the People - LIVE!

Episode Date: December 2, 2024

Guests: Amanda Parker, Turner Skelton, and Kerry Roetzel.

you You You And no one can take this cause we got their fix We are the people, we are the people We are the people, don't mess with us Let's go Good morning, it is Patrick and the people And we have made it to Wednesday successfully this week That's a good thing. How is everyone doing today? I hope you are doing amazing.

It's going to be a great day, a fun day. Man, I've got so many good things for us to talk about, Amanda. Good. So many good things today. It's like, I don't know, the prep heaven opened up, and we're not going to run out of stuff. I love it. Good morning, all you cool cats and kittens. That's right.

A little Sarah. What was her name? Carol Baskin. Carol Baskin. Carol Baskin. That bitch Carol Baskin. That bitch Carol Baskin. Yeah, yeah.

So. Rocking my shirt. You may be wondering if you didn't hear about Joe Exotic. He is still on the schedule. He's been rescheduled. Something happened with a phone and things that weren't supposed to go down prison and that caused a little delay but he is still on the schedule so don't think he isn't uh you know amanda parker she owns the break room uh if you haven't been by there you should get by

there i'll tell you what uh it is a great place to go and get out all that anger and rage and frustration that maybe you carried around. Maybe you've got some post-election stuff going on you need to get out. Well, go beat some stuff up over there at the break room in Bryant, and you'll have a great time. And then to my left here, and I'm very excited, this is Turner Skelton. He is a longtime listener for many, many years, and he's joining us today to hang out and, you know, just be part of it. How you doing, man? Doing good, Patrick. Happy to be on the show. Man, I'm glad to have you here. Welcome, Turner. Yeah, and do try to keep, you know, as close to the mic as you can when you talk. I'll keep you up, though, but just relax.

Have a good time with us, man. What do you do, do buddy I'm currently in college I'm going to be an attorney really man let me give you daps on that I appreciate where you are you going to you look I know I'm going to Arkansas Tech right now Arkansas Tech okay that's awesome and that's awesome what kind of law do you want to practice I want to do family law family law man I know some great family attorneys and Kristen Reagan comesgin comes to mind. She's amazing. She's in Benton. And she is a phenomenal attorney in that regard. She does a lot of stuff with family law being one of them.

And I would imagine that if you ever needed some tips or help or input, I might be able to, you know, finagle her to talk to you and help with that. She's good people that way. So if that would be helpful, you let us know. And we'll certainly do that. Let's get the day started and going. And it is Wednesday. So we need to just get into some things here.

Let's talk about who's outrun the grim Reaper so far. We're going to go with Bo Derek. You remember her? She was a poster model. Yeah. She was big time. She's 68. She was in Tommy boy. Yeah, she was big time. She's 68. She was in Tommy Boy.

She's been in a lot of things, but mainly on posters in boys' bedrooms and in their dreams in the 80s. Running down the beach. That's right. With her stuff bouncing everywhere. Her braids. Yes, that's what I meant. Her hair. She had lovely braids at that time.

Absolutely. Let's see. Who else? Joe McHale. I lovely braids at that time. Absolutely. Let's see. Who else? Joe McHale. I love that dude. The Soup community. He's 53. One of the best snarky dudes in history.

Really? I love Talk Soup. That was so fun. If you like reality shows, and I love trashy reality shows. They're my favorite. Especially if you take celebrities and make them fight each other and, you know, just make them uncomfortable put them all together in a bowl celebrity rehab yeah so there's a show called house of bill no no

no it's not house of bill it's the goat is the name of the goat g-o-a-t okay and uh it's a new uh reality series where they bring in you know the quasi quasi-celebrities, the BD list, whatever you want to call it. But Joe McKell is the host, and he is amazing because he just absolutely nonstop insults their celebrity-ness. Oh, I love that. It's great. It's a great show. So check that out if you like trash reality. Did you ever watch Flavor of Love?

Oh, of course. Of course. Oh, of course, yeah. Tiffany Pollard, New York. Oh, I still follow her on Instagram. New York is on that show. Oh, fantastic. watch uh flavor of love oh of course of course no of course yeah tiffany pollard new york i still follow her on new york is on that show oh yeah i'm gonna have to watch now i love new york she was the best anytime she shows up it's a good time oh absolutely she's insane she says crazy stuff but she's so good yeah no no these folks have figured out that they can go on the circuit

of reality competitions and enhance their insanity. And it plays out really well for them. You know, they get paid. They keep getting paid. And that's a good thing for them, huh? Let's see. Okay. Who else here?

Sean Young is 65. You may remember Sean as Einhorn from Ace Ventura. Did you ever see Ace Ventura? No, of course I saw it. see ace ventura einhorn einhorn is finkel yeah she was the uh the chief uh the oh yeah okay yeah yeah yeah okay let's see dirks bentley is 49 uh five second of summer's michael clifford is 29 the beastie boys mike d is 59 wow that's what's up. Yeah, baby. Future is 41. By the way, his government name is Nevadius DeMunn Wilburn.

41? He's 41. That's right. He's in the future now. I was going to say, black don't work. No, it sure doesn't. Joe Walsh, Eagles guitarist. Well, he was in lots of bands, the James Gang and others.

But he's 77. Who else here? Joe Biden, it's his birthday. He's 82. I'm not sure he knows it's his birthday, but it is. Justin Bieber, his, what? Oh, Jackson Bieber, his younger brothers. Nobody cares.

Nobody cares about Jackson Bieber. I didn't even know he existed. That's not even a celebrity. That's celebrity adjacent. We don't care. Jackson, I hope your birthday's trash. The powerful storm system that's rolling into the Northwest has taken one life already. North of Seattle, a woman killed last night.

A tree fell on a homeless encampment. An Amtrak train also collided with a fallen tree near Seattle Tuesday night. The train was disabled, no injuries. National Weather Service had strong winds, a gust of over 100 miles an hour off the coast of British Columbia. A gust exceeding 70 miles an hour blowing across Washington, 50 miles an hour in western Oregon, more than 700,000 customers without power in Washington, thanks to, quote, the bomb cyclone. Look, I don't like all these scary new names they use for weather, like what's the...

Sharknado no the one where they call it a uh a river uh when you have a big storm now damn i can't remember the name of it but i don't know somebody but all these silly names like bomb cyclone come on man that sounds like something iraq michael bay stuff yeah that is uh let's. Macy's crews are doing their final touches to the floats that'll be this year's Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. 34 floats will make their way 2 1⁄2 miles. A handful of new ones this year. They include a Magic Meets the Seas float, which has Disney Cruise Line ships. Dora's Fantastical Rainforest is back for the first time in 15 years. I don't know what

prompted Dora's resurgence. Is there a new show, a movie, a live action movie, a porn parody? What? They are doing a live action of How to Train Your Dragon. Are they? They are. I mean, obviously, or I'm hoping the dragons are like CGI, but it's almost like it's, it seemed like from the trailer, it was like a shot for shot because what they were showing was literally what it seemed in the cartoon. But I saw that last night. I think that's going to be kind of cool. So I don't, I don't know that triggered me.

Sorry. No, no, it's great. It's great. People have a toothless going down in a balloon. Yeah. It's always interesting to watch, you know, if you see the behind the scenes where these actors are acting with the green screen and whatever, and there's nothing there, and they're, you know, talking to something or running from something or fighting something, whatever it may be, and there's nothing there.

There's a tennis ball. Yeah, you know, you forget that when that movie was made, there wasn't anything there in most cases. Now, sometimes they'll, you know, put something on a stick or whatever to represent that. Yeah, a tennis ball or something. Yeah, something like that. It's like with the Avatar. Have you seen the behind the scenes with avatar it's crazy and it's so weird making them all these faces and they've got these balls and stuff on them like how could i possibly

take you seriously no i did they do look silly don't they uh if you like nikki minaj her uh starship has reached a milestone the 2012 hit hit diamond status from the recording association that's huge that's 10 million in sales uh this is the rapper's third diamond plaque super bass great song super oh yeah laura did that song uh we uh we once performed for a prison in malvern did stand-up comedy there and uh but it was also stand-up comedy and they had a uh like had an American Idol type thing going that we judged. And so both of us had to sing a song, too. And she did super bass, and she killed it, man. She absolutely destroyed it.

It was awesome. Turner, what would you sing for karaoke? Oh, man. Probably something Sinatra. Sinatra. I like it. What's your karaoke go-to? Mine? Mm-hmm. Do you your karaoke go-to? Mine?

Mm-hmm. Do you have a go-to song? I don't ever do karaoke because I know I can't sing. Oh. I don't drink anymore either, so I don't have the liquid courage to do it. Even I have to have liquid courage to sing. I mean, I'll be honest with you. I mean, I can sing in my car all day long and not give two Fs, but there's no way.

You get two drinks in me, I'll sing. You get two drinks in me and I'm fighting somebody in the middle of Markham. I know, that's right. I'm in the bathroom with six people at Pizza D. Let's go, let's go. Now, my go-tos would be either Fuel, Hemorrhage, or John Mayer, Gravity. Which is going to be one of those. I know.

Very different songs. But they're in my tessitura. They're in my vocal range. They're in your vocal range? Yeah. Ooh, a big word. I know. I pulled out that dollar word today.

I learned that from my singing brother. Is that the code word for today? That is. Tessitura is the code word for today. brother is that the code word for today that is tessitura is the cold code word for today uh let's see an ultra rare silver coin from colonial america bringing in more than two and a half million dollars at auction the three pence coin made in 1652 in boston one of only two ever recovered the other one's part of a collection at the Massachusetts, that was loud, Historical Society. It was found in 2016 sitting in an old box in the Netherlands.

What sets this coin apart? The coin was created before the founding of the U.S. Mint. Well, yeah, 1652, there was no U.S. No. You know. It's like over 100 years later wasn't it yeah something like that well yeah well so let's see uh what is it 17 76 yeah i'm surprised it wasn't used for like i don't know keeping a a table you know level or something we see that we keep finding these things you know it's like stuck yeah like like the Ten Commandments thing they found that was a part of a sidewalk piece. Let's see. Sydney Thomas. She's a University of Alabama student. She also was a ring girl at the Mike Tyson-Jake Paul fight.

She is the new Hawk Tua girl. After the match, she shared she was overwhelmed by the support she got online. I woke up to an overwhelming amount of love and support from all of you. Can't thank you guys enough. Her social media following has skyrocketed. Now she's got almost a million on TikTok, almost 650,000 on Instagram. I mean, I see why. Well, yeah, I mean, she was an attractive young lady and apparently everybody thought so. And I suspect all those messages weren't love and support. Some of them were probably horny and rude.

Yeah, I mean. You know how people are. You can spin it. Yeah, but good for her. You know, here comes your moment. Capitalize on it. Get a contract of some kind. Look at Hawk do it, girl.

Yeah, be smart. You've got a podcast now making tons of money. Let's see. Russia, a day after White House officials confirmed that for some reason we gave permission to Ukraine to use U.S. long-range missiles to strike deeper into Russia. They did that. Two U.S. officials confirmed that Ukraine had fired these missiles inside Russia. Russia said six were launched, five shot down. missiles inside Russia. Russia said six were launched, five shot down. One did damage Russian defenses, but the U.S. says only two of eight missiles launched were intercepted. So who knows what it is, but the Kremlin spokesperson said that changes to Russia's nuclear doctrine were signed

by Putin yesterday, which meant the use of Western non-nuclear rockets could prompt nuclear response. Now, do I believe he's going to do that? No, but I believe he's giving you that rattlesnake rattle right there, letting you know, keep effing around and find out. You know, I don't know if this is the right time for it. I'll be honest with you. Let's see. California health officials reported a possible case of bird flu in a kid yesterday.

What makes that remarkable, the kid had no contact with an animal. While 53 people have been confirmed to have caught bird flu, all but one had been in contact with poultry or dairy cows. No person-to-person spread of the virus has been detected. So avoid animals. Don't get it. For the most part, I guess. I mean, what kind of contact are we talking about? You know, that's my question, too.

What kind of contact are we having with animals to catch that? I mean, I don't know. I'm not sure. Maybe, you know, you come in contact with a lot of different things with the animals. If you're in farming, I can get that. Very true. If you're not in farming, I have questions what you did with the animals. If you're in farming, I can get that. Very true. If you're not in farming, yeah, I have questions what you did with that chicken. Yeah. Let's see. The dry conditions continue in the northeast. Yesterday, the state of Massachusetts under a red flag warning,

wildfires broke out in the region. A fire broke out east of Philadelphia and New Jersey. That'll only help. That blaze threatened about 20 structures before firefighters stopped it. Fire 50% contained yesterday. Fires are just being made worse by wind, but rain is in the forecast. They're all right. Have you seen the trees around town? Yesterday was my mama's birthday, and so I took her to lunch and took her to AMFA. birthday and so i took her i took her to lunch and took her to amfa and um like the trees just look wilted and tired and and dry even after all this rain we've got it just well it's been it's

been a super dry season and uh it's uh november it is november yeah trees have to die now but they're but no shit patrick they're just but... They have to die. No shit, Patrick. They're just dying differently this year. Yeah, I know. You're saying they're a little wiltier. That's my point. They're a little wiltier.

I hadn't noticed that, but I will pay attention to it. That's funny. It looks like if you flicked a cigarette the wrong way at some of these trees, it'd just go on like a match. Probably would be. Of the 43 monkeys that escaped from a medical research facility in South Carolina two weeks ago, all but four have been caught. The two that were trapped on Monday outside the Alpha Genesis facility they escaped from brought the total number recaptured to 39. They were in good health. Authorities believe the missing monkeys are all together in an area next to the facility,

and they're hard to catch. That's really what it is. I can't believe we're still talking about this. I know. They're still out there. Turner, what would you do to catch these monkeys? That's a hard call. I mean, I don't know.

Would you spank them? Would you spank the monkey? You know, I might. Throw some bananas out? Yeah, maybe. That'd be a good start. Maybe see if they'll go for that. The sixth unmanned test flight of the SpaceX Starship almost went off without a hitch yesterday. It took off from the Starbase facility near Brownsville, traveled halfway around the Earth, splashed down as expected in the Indian Ocean.

The rocket's super heavy booster was originally planned to return to the Brownsville facility and land on the arm of the launch tower, but the booster didn't clear its commit criteria and splashdown in the Gulf of Mexico instead. But man, it's getting closer and closer to that Star Trek kind of stuff. It's very cool, man. This ship is massive they said the sonic boom was so loud they were worried it might affect buildings really yeah i don't know if that's just hawk but uh it's very very big it's really big let's see comcast expected to announce a big move today shocker right. The company's moving forward with spinning off its cable network

channels, including MSNBC, CNBC, E, Sci-Fi, Golf Channel, USA, and Oxygen. Okay, we only care about Sci-Fi. Okay. The major omission from that list is Bravo. That'll stay with Comcast since its content's heavily featured on Peacock Streaming. Not a money issue. comcast reported last month third quarter revenue for its media segment was up 37 percent uh the spinoff will take about a year to complete yeah they're just going to put those on probably a lower type tier thing where you can pick them up i mean who watches msnbc and cnbc seriously i mean you know the golf channel maybe once in a while but none of those oxygen sci-fi yeah sci-fi and maybe usa network maybe but i mean they're taking wrestling off of it so it's going to netflix yeah so netflix needs to get their shit together just real talk they do and they may have looking at you

a canadian woman being held a hero for risking her own life to save a boy who was drowning in an icy river in northern Saskatchewan. Sounds like a Canadian. Yeah. Elaine Ratt, a member of the Lac La Ronge Indian Band, had started her shift at the Sucker River Community Store. When a boy rushed in to get help for his friend who'd fallen into the river, she ran out where she discovered he was struggling to stay above the freezing water and she went out and got him basically. She inched out on the thin ice to

rescue him but it began to crack under despite the danger she kept moving. The ice did give way and she fell in too but she pushed the boy onto a patch of solid ice before she was finally able to pull herself out and get the kid to safety. First responders arrived, rushed the boy to the hospital. He was treated for hypothermia and recovered. She returned home to change and was greeted with applause from emergency crews when she came back. So that's pretty cool, you know. So she went back to work? Yeah.

Yeah, I would have taken the rest of the day off. I would have too. No, I'm done. I'm out. I'm good. No, it's going to take, you know, the rest of the day for this to come back out after that. Yes, it has. I am off.

I've got fuzzy socks on and some soap. No, I'm done. The Mayo Clinic performed a groundbreaking face transplant for a Michigan man injured in a self-inflicted gunshot wound a decade ago. The February surgery took over 50 hours and a team of 80 experts. He replaced nearly everything below Derek Fapp's eyebrows, including his jaw, nose, and cheek structure. Dr. Samir Mardini led the team, called it a life-giving operation. He restored his ability to eat solid food and to speak naturally for the first time in years.

Oh, wow. Before the transplant, he had endured 58 surgeries, none of which restored his functionality or confidence. Now he feels transformed and hopeful for the future. He said, this surgery has changed my life. I want to settle down, have a family and help others by sharing my story. Plans to use his experience to advocate for suicide prevention, spread awareness about mental health.

This is the Mayo Clinic's second face transplant and part of a growing field with more than 50 performed worldwide since the first one nearly 20 years ago. That's pretty amazing. That is really amazing. I was kind of, I was trying to hear all of the story before I said anything, but I'm thinking it's a self-inflicted gunshot wound. Yeah. Ten years ago, he's endured 50-something surgeries. Yeah.

Wow. I don't know. I don't know if I would have. That's a lot to go through. Yeah. That's a lot to go through. Yeah. You know, sometimes they say that folks who attempt and fail like that, that it turns them 100% the other way.

Really? Like, I do not want to die at all. Okay. Okay. It's a common thing to happen. Yeah, it's an interesting phenomenon. It really is. The Offspring are the latest group that's joined the Billions Club on Spotify. The Kids Aren't Alright is the second song the band has seen hit the list this year

after You're Gonna Go Far Kid crossed a billion plays over the summer. They're touring overseas for their supercharged worldwide 25 tour. In movie news, hey, if you love Denzel, he might have indicated retirement was on the horizon, even, you know, spelling out the movies he has left to work on. But Denzel is now adding a couple of equalizer projects to the mix. He said he'll be back for not one, but two of them. Stop.

Yeah, and, you know, he's like 70. I know, stop. Like, yeah, it's hard to stop. No, you're saying stop? stop you're too old well you know i mean i know that you know um our our melanin gifted friends tend to look better and last longer but it's not believable to me well he says they want me to get the bad guys so denzel's gonna have to save you. You mean Liam Neeson gave up, you know, on the takings. Can we give up on the equalizers?

Oh, no. Can we stop? No, Liam Neeson's 70-something, 75, I think. He's still an action star now. It's crazy to think about, you know, in this era that, you know, you can be 70, 80 years old and be an action star. Just think about that for a minute. I mean, wow.

Because in the 80s, you're not going to get past 40, 45, and you're done with action. It's time to move on to drama, right? Yeah. Netflix is facing a class action lawsuit over the shit stream that was the Tyson Paul fight. So not only did you have a dismal fight, you had a dismal stream too. The suit was filed by Blue Denton in Florida days after the event. Denton claims viewers experienced legendary problems, including not being able to actually access the fight, glitches, and buffering issues.

The issues widely shared on social media. They might have something. I don't know on social media, they might have something. I don't know. I mean, you might get something back. You're not going to get all your money, but you might get it. $2.70. I mean, how much did you pay for it, honestly? Turner, did you watch it or try to? Did you?

Yeah, it buffered about the whole time. Yeah, did you? How did you like the fight? Oh, I hated it. Yeah, yeah. Were you thinking Tyson might go in and be Mike Tyson? I really did. Just watching his promos and stuff, it really surprised me how lackluster he was.

Yeah, no, me too. And he looked old all of a sudden, and I never saw him looking old until that moment. And I don't know why he didn't shave that day. He had that gray scruff on there, and I'm like, come on, man. Maybe that was intentional. It might have been. Because like you said, it was the first time you were really seen and look old. You know, maybe it was to sell the BS. Maybe so. The second round of the college football playoff

rankings released yesterday. The top five are the same. Oregon, the Buckeyes, Texas, Penn State, Indiana. The biggest shakeup came at the expense of BYU. They dropped from 6-14, thanks to a 17-13 loss against Kansas. Picking up the slack, Boise State moved up to 12. You know, they always surprise. We really do. Boise State is one of those teams that, you know, from time to time,

they'll show up and really do well. Based on the rankings, the first round of the college football playoffs would be, if it were today, it'd be number 12 BYU at Ohio State, 11 Georgia at Penn State, 10 Ole Miss at Indiana, 9 Alabama at Ole Miss. The third rankings will be released on Tuesday. Normally the NFL has the power to flex the schedule for more desirable matchups and prime TV slots unless the Simpsons are involved. On December 9th, the Monday night matchup

will feature two of the most wildly disappointing teams of the year, the Cowboys and the Bengals. The game would be an easy decision if the league was considering moving a game, but they can't. The Simpsons' altcast is slated to air on Disney Plus and ESPN Plus with Bart Simpson coaching the Bengals and Homer the Cowboys. Because of all the artwork, the voiceovers and everything, there's no way to flex the game, even if it's teams that are 3-7 and 4-7.

Enjoy that game. There was some serious action over the weekend in North Carolina Central University, Howard University, nothing to do with the actual game. After it ended, a bench-clearing brawl broke out between two schools. Afterward, the Mideast Atlantic Conference had its say. They reviewed the footage. 36 players were suspended, 17 from Howard and 19 from North Carolina.

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houses in a number of places that I could just go to. Optimumly, this would be what you would do. Yes, optimally this is what I would do. Off the cuff of my head right at this moment, I would probably retire somewhere that had more evened out weather. Okay. I say that, but I don't know. I love Arkansas. It's hard to beat.

It really is. How about yourself, man? If you, or when you retire, would you want to stay here? Would you go somewhere else? I mean, Arkansas is a natural state. It is very pretty. I think, you know, I would like to travel Hawaii, Florida, somewhere like that. Yeah.

Yeah. Okay. Okay. Well, they, over at U.S. News and World Report, they put out the 2025 best places to retire. put out the 2025 best places to retire. So they went through and analyzed data for the 150 top cities in the U.S. to see how they would meet your needs. Number one is Naples, Florida. Absolutely not.

No, you say absolutely not. I will tell you 100% when I retire, I will not be retiring to Florida. No, you don't like hurricanes, I guess. I don't. No. No. Or, you know. The Naples is between the Everglades and the shore of the Gulf of Mexico.

And it's home to Naples, Immokalee, and Marco Island. A bunch of distinctly Florida flavors. It's a big time retirement area for a lot of people. A lot of stuff to get like washed away. Well, it could be, yeah. But they have real pretty beaches there. It's a lot of wealthy people that live there, to be honest with you. I doubt I could afford to live there.

No, I couldn't. Virginia Beach, Virginia would be number two. New York City? New York City is number three. Why would anyone want to retire to new york city seriously i'm calling bs aren't you though i mean who wants to retire first nobody it's expensive second of all it's crappy it's a big city full of crime and all kinds of crap i mean really it's not accessible what do you that's where you want to be old yeah

why i don't know you want to die on broadway yeah so i could like waste the let the last years and hours of my life yeah getting mugged in a subway yeah in new york with rats no i think not miss me with that uh sarasota florida number four boise idaho is number five all All right. Do you believe that? No. No, they say it's a recreational paradise if you value mountains, rivers, canyons, and lakes. We're talking about retirement. Yeah. We're talking about retirement, right? Yeah. Okay. So you just named a bunch of things retired people don't really do. Boom. Yeah, you're probably right. So did Arkansas make the list? That's what

you want to know is is where did we even end up in this list well let me just scroll oh look oklahoma city oklahoma it's 23rd uh no are you kidding me who wants to retire in oklahoma stop stop now i'm not even sure it should still be a state. Okay, let's get down here to Arkansas, though. I got to keep scrolling down to about, I think, what number? A hundred and something here? Are we even on there? Yeah, we are. Are you going to have to load more?

He's got to load more. I have to go all the way down. Bro. There's Orlando, El Paso. Bro. El Paso's right by the border. Serious. There's Orlando, El Paso. Bro. El Paso's right by the border. Serious. It's full of crime.

It's 56, okay? Just want you to know that. It beat us, y'all. Oh, no, it definitely beat us. Hard pass. Atlanta beat us. Las Vegas beat us. Let's see.

Baltimore, Chicago. Chicago beat us. Really? Chicago? You know what I want to do when I retire? Get shot. Let's see. Syracuse, New York. Bro, he's got to load more again. Tulsa, Oklahoma beat us. Tulsa. I like Tulsa. I do like Tulsa. Tulsa is very nice. They've got a lot of really cool stuff there. Lafayette, Louisiana? No. Louisiana is another place on my list of places I don't want to retire to. Jackson, Mississippi beat us.

Have you ever been to Jackson, Mississippi? Pretty sure I drove through it once. Oh, my God. Come on, man. Like as an eight-year-old, maybe on a family trip. Okay, Fayetteville is 93. Aww. That's great. Of course it's Fayetteville.

Yeah, experiencing dramatic growth. Let's see. What does it tell it's Fayetteville. Yeah, experiencing dramatic growth. Let's see, what does it tell us about Fayetteville? It'll be Fayetteville, Bentonville, and Rogers. They won't say shit about Little Rock. Hold on, hold on. They transformed from a small town to the center of higher education, culture, commerce, and entrepreneurialism. The birthplace of Walmart, headquarters of Tyson, home of the University of Arkansas, the flagship campus. People from all over the world, it says, call Fayetteville home.

Newcomers comment on the friendliness of residents nestled in the Ozark Mountains. Yeah, that is probably a good place to retire. Yeah. John says OKC is the crotch of America. It's actually not even the crotch. It's like the bottom of the tank. The bottom of the tank. Yeah.

It's the fleshy fun bridge. Brad, you know, I can kind of agree with you a little bit. Brad Elkins says he wants to stay in hot springs till the end of it. I can, I can see that to a certain degree. I really do like hot springs. You know what? A lot of lakes there. And that water will probably keep you alive 10 years longer than man i bet it will that spring water that's good

stuff right there yeah i like that uh a lot hot springs is a weird place but i do dig it uh it it was one of the only towns that i could never predict for stand-up uh We would show up out there and one show we'd have 100 people and the next we'd have 30. And there was never, it wasn't a seasonal thing. It was just, it's just, it's a weird place, man. And it's one of those places too, where what's different to me a little bit about it is here or most cities you go to, you have some areas that aren't really good. And then you have areas that are really good. And they don't really overlap much unless you get close to downtown, right? In Hot Springs, you'll have a great house, a dilapidated, boarded-up house, a great house.

It's all mixed up together. It's real weird how that it is like that. I've never seen anything that way. But yeah, it definitely is a little disjointed. Okay, so we're coming. Here we go. And let's see. There we are. We are number 100. We made it at 105. 105. That's where Little Rock comes in. What's it like to live in Little Rock? It's earned a reputation among history buffs, foodies, and art lovers as an exciting place to live. Residents can spend their weekend exploring the Capitol, the Museum of Fine Arts, sipping beer at one of the breweries, beautiful Ozark Mountains, accommodates a

variety of tastes. Neighborhoods range from luxurious loft apartments in Midtown and downtown to suburban and family dwellings of Chenal Valley, Hillcrest, and the Heights. I like which ones y'all mentioned, folks. Yeah, I appreciate that. Yeah, and I'm sorry, but once you've seen the capitol once yeah yeah i'm good it's a capitol it's cool you know it's patterned after the the white house absolutely so it's cool but it's yeah i've been there it's a bunch of offices i don't think that's really the big draw

for me to stay here to retire oh i can go to the capitol building every day of my life yeah harass lawmakers and people oh god no stop attention station employees it may be considered offensive by some people in the office if you refer to springtime as boner palooza thank you as Bonerpalooza. Thank you. Yeah, you don't want to do that. Hey, if you are in need of heat and air service, think about Cabot Mechanical. My friend David Lindsay is the service manager there. They are amazing. They're more fair than anybody else. They won't bilf you. They're not going to try to make you buy a brand new unit if you don't need one. All right. They're very good at what they do. And I do encourage you to get it serviced at least every couple of years.

You really should do it every year if you want to keep your heat and air lasting. But reach out to CabotMechanical.com or call them 502-2720. It's 502-2720. And make sure and tell David and them that we sent you over here at Patrick and the People, okay? So let's talk about this because this is a real interesting thing here. I just saw the headline, so I got intrigued. Yeah, I know, right? So if you stop and think about today, all right, where we're at as society, right? We were just talking about this last night. When I was a kid

you know you go outside and play. You could watch TV some you know but honestly as a kid you know most of the shows you weren't interested in after a certain time anyway and maybe a few. You could ride bikes, you could build forts. I mean that you could play, you could play tag, you know, but there wasn't just a lot to do. Even as adults, it was, you know, more limited. I mean, what you could do now, just think about it. I mean, you got phones, you got laptops, you got computers, you got streaming, you got video games, you got movies. I mean, you've got the world is at your fingertips right now. Absolutely.

Never before have you had more access to the world, what it looks like. You even have translators where you can talk to people who don't speak your language. Yep. That will immediately translate it for you. So, you know, you can hook up with chicks in Japan if that's your bag. You know what I'm saying? So you can do anything. Yeah, I have bone conductor um

i don't call them earbuds because they're not they don't go in your ear or whatever but they have a translation aspect to them and i mean that's just insane to me it's wild i had a guy use it the other day uh he was hispanic and i i speak just enough to get to the bathroom but once they start talking quickly it's it's challenging for me uh and so he said can i use my translator i said yeah and he gave me that put it in my ear and he started talking i started hearing english and i was like what world is this i'm in star trek what's going on here so according to this new study there's a boredom epidemic huh what you don't know there's a spoiled epidemic no instant gratification do you have no tv yeah no cell phone no computer just dirt a stick and a bicycle you don't know boredom um but according to this researchers

believe digital media is increasing the feeling of boredom because it really stimulates people, which can make them less interested in doing things like reading a book or other things. I can agree with that. Yeah. Yeah. Even the videos, watching videos, like even I get to the point, like last night I was watching, you know, some of my body cam footage videos footage videos like i like to watch and i found myself fast forwarding through them because i was like get to it get to it i wanted the instant gratification of it you know and that's that's the tiktok generation thing uh the study points to previous research that track boredom and levels in real time found most people are more bored after engaging with digital media. Digital multitasking like

scrolling on a phone while watching TV keeps people from being able to pay attention and stay engaged. Not being able to focus on one task along with frequent interruptions leads to more boredom. People who regularly consume quick unrelated pieces of digital media often aren't satisfied with what they find and end up bored and unfulfilled. Yeah. That's what you were saying, isn't it? Yes, I am bored and unfulfilled. That's wild that we have more at our fingertips and yet we're bored. We're even more bored. Yeah.

Yeah. No, that's the last thing I feel is bored. Yeah. It's the programming but i mean yeah i don't i have so much stuff going on man my if you could get in my head and i know turner does too like i mean there's so much going on i don't when i go to scroll on my phone it's so i can kind of check out for a second yeah but yeah i know i know i i you know i i promise you you get in my head you'll drown uh with all the stuff going on in there. There's a lot happening all day. I don't have time for boredom.

I wish I did. But this does speak to that just a little bit. And the current generation, I want you to know that this story is everything today to me. Yeah? Yeah, I know. This one right here. It is everything today. Church bosses have taken Bible bashing literally as they're now putting on wrestling matches in a battle to beef up falling congregation numbers.

Hell yeah. They're having wrestling at church during the sermon. Okay. St. Peter's in Shipley Bradford is hosting bouts as figure show Britain has become a nation of heathens it says with sermon attendance at a record low oh is this in the UK

it is and I'm certain it will be here soon yeah no y'all get on that the Yorkshire church's kingdom wrestling matches mixed body slams and pile drivers with prayer, worship, and sermons, as well as Christian-based trash talking. What? Ring rivals. Ring rivals.

Christian-based. Wow, that is great. You don't pray. Let me tell you something. When I put this cross on, Roddy Roddy Piper. Yeah. That's wild. Roddy, Roddy Piper. Yeah. It says, God-fearing fighter Gareth Angel Thompson said, Kingdom wrestling for me is this amalgamation, this mesh of faith and wrestling.

Any Christian will tell you that when you go through life, you wrestle with stuff, you wrestle with faith. I feel wrestling gives us that opportunity to tell those stories. Wow. Yeah. Now, and I'm looking here, it's in the middle of the sanctuary of a big church. They've got these two ladies wrestling.

They're dressed just like you would think wrestling ladies would be very skimpily. Yeah, they are. Their boobs aren't out, but that's it. And they're getting it on, man. I mean, they're going at it. Kingdom Wrestling is a Christian professional fighting charity designed to blend entertainment with worship in a battle to widen churches dwindling appeal. It runs once a month at St. Peter's where a temporary ring is erected between the columns in front of a huge stained glass window.

bare-chested, not the ladies, but with the most recent bout featuring David Starkiller-Birch gloating over Dad of Two Angel in the style of WWE Trash Talker. He said, is this your savior? You have no God. These people have no God. The Starkiller

is now your God. That's blasphemy. You're right, and of course it is. That's against one of their commandments on that paver stone that they found. Yeah, that one paver stone. Yeah, one paver stone they found. That's it. Apparently, they have put on a lot of these performances.

It's going very well for them. She does not look amused, or is that AI? Well, it looks like a minister there. She probably isn't very amused. She's probably very much like Corey was with me. Like, what is this hijinks bullshit going on here, man? What is going on? Why am I having to deal with this in my life?

I went to school to become a, yeah, no, that's crazy to me. Wrestling at church. Is it crazy? I don't know. Rich says there was smart rich says there was actually a christian-based wrestling promotion in arkansas he thinks it was in the benton bryan area but he doesn't he's not sure if they're still around good morning kristin good morning antasha oh my god hey uh monrilla mo good morning hey mo buchanan uh sean skelton said what's up what's up man

uh brad said top of the morning what's up brad jared said good morning hope you all have a good day thank you man uh sean skelton said what's up guys you're not related to sean are you not that i'm aware of okay you could be we'll have to get you together a little 23 and me search tina said good morning i'm a little late. Hope I didn't miss much. Well, you can always go back and watch it. You know that, Tina? Yeah.

Personally, I want to go to the mountains, have a log cabin on the lake like you see in pictures. A place where no people are. That's Tina. Yeah, I know. I want a place like that too, Tina. Yeah. Where it's real quiet. You don't hear blah, blah, blah.

Yeah. When I retire, I think of uh no people no bullshit yeah yeah that's fair that's fair that's what my mama did uh good morning sarah said good morning sarah uh let's see good morning patp eddie fletcher says what's up eddie and the defiance baby eddie fletcher he's awesome uh patrick said uh morning patrick's peeps what is up my man how are you doing? Let's do something a little different. Attention station employees. The general manager says we can't afford pumpkin spiced coffee in the lounge. So instead, just sip your normal coffee

and then sniff the pumpkin candle next to the machine. Ew. Thank you. All right. Now, some of you out there are probably arachnophobes. I'll tell you that I was showing a house. Okay, true story, man. I was showing a house the other day. And the way I'll do it, I'll go up, I'll unlock the door, I'll open it and say, come on in. And I kind of wave them in and let them walk ahead of me, right?

So I do that. The lady looks down and she goes, I'm not going in there until that spider's gone. It's on the top step. I look down. It's a granddaddy long leg, number one. Oh, please. And I'm like, that's not even really a spider. Let me knock him out of the way.

We were coming back out. I guess he had crawled up to the top of the door. And she was freaking the hell out, man. She was absolutely losing her mind. I was like, man, come on now. It's just a granddaddy longleg. It's just a granddaddy longleg. It's not even a real spider, man.

That's not a real spider. But it is funny how pent up people get about it. Are you arachnophobic? Eh. I mean, I don't want one crawling on me, but like. But they don't bug you. Yeah, they don't really bug me. I mean, I understand the role they play in our ecosystem.

If you saw one at home, what would you do? Step on it. Okay, okay. That is one answer. Turner, if you see a spider in your house, what do you do? It depends on which one it is. Oh, that's a different answer. So what are the distinctions here?

Tell me. Probably with the, you know, daddy long leg. I mean, they're harmless yeah to us at least yeah but if it's more poisonous yeah i'll probably kill it yeah yeah if it was a brown recluse or a black widow i would understand why you might do that safety reasons uh my dad uh was bitten in his sleep by brown recluse which is where it happens to a lot of people uh they seem to love fabric and warmth i don't know what the deal is but apparently he rolled over on it bit him on the thigh he had a hole the size of a half dollar in his leg from

that uh that bite those are no joke no they're definitely not well listen to this look who's here who is it where he should be able to access it well It's Dog Titty. Well, he'll go around. Dog Titty. Dog Titty. Okay, excellent. I wonder if Dog Titty's ever been bit by a spider. I don't know if he has or not. We'll find out. We'll find out here in a minute. We'll find out. A reptile park in Australia is warning residents to keep their eyes peeled for a large deadly

spider species as summer approaches. Is it Australia? It's Australia. Right. Shocker. Seasons are different, okay? The funnel web spider, one of Australia's deadliest spiders, and it's mating season. Recent rain and warming temperatures mean it's perfect conditions for the spiders prowling around residential areas looking for a mate.

Now, it can kill a person in as little as 15 minutes. If you don't get medical treatment, you get bit by that in 15 minutes, you're dead. Think about that. And I bet that's hard in Australia because I bet like in the bush and the outback, you did, bro. The Australian Reptile Park said at least 13 people have died from the spider bite,

but no one has died from it since the creation of the antivenom in 1981. But residents who find funnel web spiders are asked to collect them. It will kill you. You're asked to collect it. Are they paying you for this? Donate it to the Australian Reptile Park

so they can be milked to create anti-venom. Yeah. Now, who wants to milk the spider today did you milk a spider hell no i'm not milking a spider now do you grab its teats like this real little you you get it and you put the fangs over you know a receptacle of some sort yeah and do it that way like with a glass or yeah yeah and i only know that because i i love mike rowe and you know dirty jobs was like one of the greatest shows i don't know if they're still doing it here's my thing i would like to know what a first aid kit in australia looks like because i feel like it's vastly

different from a nine millimeter i feel like there's an there's an array of anti-venoms and probably a nine millimeter so you can kill yourself. Look, I'm not going to wait for the spider poison to kill me, Venom. I'm sorry. Like all seized up and like choking and drowning in your own spit. Residents who find funnel webs ask to collect and donate them. With breeding season upon us and the weather creating ideal conditions, we rely on donations more than ever. Male funnel web spiders have short lifespans and with approximately 150 spiders required to make just one vial of antivitam, we need your help. They do ask residents to be on alert in cool, dark areas. Some areas the funnel webs like to frequent are your shoes, piles of laundry, pools, and debris left in the yard and garden.

They do warn you to keep a lookout for egg sacs if you find one. If you spot an egg sac while collecting a spider, it's important to safely collect that as well. Yeah, no, that's a great idea. Maybe it could hatch while you're picking it up. And they could crawl all over you. Yeah, every inch of my body is crawling right now. That's just... Now, if you are bitten by one...

You will die. Here's what it says to do. Number one, stay calm. I got 15 minutes to live. I'm real calm. On it. Wrap the area tightly with a bandage. Get to the hospital immediately.

Yeah, that's all they got for you. Pray and find your will. Have you ever seen, like, I saw this as a kid, and I've seen it in videos, too. Maybe you have. But we had a spider that was in our, remember, I i i've told you before i used to have to go down the storm cellar uh they would make us you know the old concrete kind with the uh the old uh rebar ladder you have to climb down and we'd have to clean it out uh during the summer to make sure that we get rid of all the things that might attack you or bite you or whatever when you're

in there trying to get away from a tornado yeah and more often i'd rather deal with the tornado but i know that's right but there was a big wolf spider in there and my brother went to uh step on it and when he did his foot touched the top of it and like a hundred plus babies came off the butt of it and just started going everywhere man i me and him have never gotten out of somewhere faster in our life than that we were absolutely on the run man i don't know we might have ran 15 feet knowing damn well they can't even get out of there but yeah yeah it doesn't matter it doesn't matter that superhuman stuff kicks in and you're flash you're out of there you're strong you can fly yeah no

I do all kinds of stuff you know when it comes to something coming at me I'm out I get real fast yeah all of a sudden I look like Usain Bolt you'll see a fat dude move real fast you know what I mean Husky Ninja This Thanksgiving They thought the turkeys would go quietly They thought the turkeys would go quietly. Come here, turkey. They. What? Thought. What are you doing? Wrong. Gobble,

gobble. Target. Terminated. Turkinator. Turkinator. This fall, the tables are turning. Sir, you're bleeding! That's not blood, that's gravy. And it's the turkeys. The turkey ate my leg! Who are coming back for seconds

turkey pun activated this bird can't be carved i can't carve it can't be caged is it caged no damn it and will not rest maybe it'll rest i think you know the answer to that until you're well done from the creators of poultry geist feathered Feathered Fury, Turkinator, Judgment Day, coming to a table near you. These are getting good. These are getting real good. I'm enjoying that. That's hilarious.

Good times right there. Speaking of Thanksgiving, millions of Americans are booking planes, trains, and automobiles to gather around the table with their loved ones this holiday season. An estimated 74 million travelers will head 50 miles or more from home over the holiday, according to the American Automobile Association. That's AAA. an increase of almost 2 million compared to last year and even more than 2019 for those traveling between the Tuesday before and the Monday after Thanksgiving, which this year is November 28th. Thanksgiving, the busiest holiday for travel, and this year we're expecting to set new records across the board, driving, flying, cruising. Not everyone is booking a plane ticket.

A record 72 million people will travel by car, meaning 1.3 million more travelers on the road with you to annoy you. Will you be traveling for Thanksgiving anywhere? I will be traveling to beautiful West Little Rock. Oh, not quite 50 miles. Okay. No, no, no, no, no no i will be at my mother's oh it's your mom's i'll just be at my mom's now what we do y'all uh gather together hang out have a good time yeah okay we will probably go through old family photos and um and hang some stuff up

um probably change out some light bulbs for my mom you know do that yeah do the yeah the good thing yeah uh what about you turner do you travel for thanksgiving no not typically uh my grandparents live in the same town okay okay so yes everybody gathers at the grandparents house that's awesome mine are dead same no i just wanted to make it awkward turn around my last surviving one died this year let's really even more awkward at 104 my grandmother man was that she was the prototypical grandmother you see in movies i mean she was that grandma man she was not always had a peppermint in her purse always had a peppermint carry no one to duck down for the cameras come on in here dog titty i never knew to do that yeah and she could cook like no one to duck down for the cameras. Come on in here, dog kitty. I never know how to do that. Yeah, and she could cook like nobody.

She did everything for Thanksgiving on her own. And I'm talking about every bit of the turkey, every bit of the vegetables, three, four, five pies, all the casseroles. She did it all, man. And it was delicious. She was amazing at it, and she was a seamstress too. My grandmother was a seamstress, and she was a cooker, baker, candy maker, all that stuff. But she was the least warm and grandmotherly individual ever.

She was from the Depression era, and there was no time for feelings. Like, you had to go to work. You had to do jobs and everything. And I can count on one hand how many times she ever verbally said she loved me oh man mine was the opposite of that I don't I don't know why that was but but she was I remember you know I got one spanking from her and and I didn't do what she had thought I did and she felt so guilty she said I'll never spank you again and she didn't never did you know but but i almost never acted up for my grandma because i just she was too nice i couldn't you know what's up carrie how y'all doing this morning what's going on with you buddy how are you same old

same old i'm doing all right good good are you traveling for thanksgiving by the way nope no no travel for you whatsoever you stay here are you deep frying a turkey? I am going deep frying a turkey. Are you? Man, that is good stuff. You good here? I like deep frying a turkey. That's my favorite now is the deep fry. Bring your turkey up here.

We'll deep fry them. Hell yeah, I will. You think I'm lying? I damn sure will. Turner, do you like deep fried turkey or no? Oh, yeah, for sure. Yeah, yeah. If you don't, probably you're a communist.

Don't be honest. Deep fried anything. Yeah. Deep fried anything. Pretty much anything. Deep fried anything. Yeah. Deep fried anything. Pretty much anything. Deep fried water is next. What about the Oreos? Like the fried Oreos at the fair.

You like those? I've never had one. Okay. I don't do very many. I've had them. They're okay. I don't like them. I mean, they're okay, but most of that stuff is too rich for me.

Yeah. And I know that sounds weird, but they are. It's too rich. The Oreo falls apart and just. Yeah. I'm just not. You know, I like to fry weird, but they are. It's too rich. The Oreo falls apart. Yeah, I'm just not, you know, I like to fry the right things. Yeah. In the South, they'll try it. Like me.

Oh, we'll fry anything. That's what I said. I'll put a bottle of water in there, you know. Yeah, why not? We'll fry ice cream. Yeah, they do that. They do that. They sure do.

Have you heard of the pillowcase method to making a turkey? No. Well, they're asking, is this the best one? Is that a Yankee thing? I don't know. The internet famous recipe shared by Today Food contributor and chef Elizabeth High School involves putting a whole turkey in a pillowcase. Now, it's made by slathering the bird in butter, wrapping it in bacon. And lastly, you take a clean cotton pillowcase, not the one your greasy head's

been laying on all night, that's been soaked with a mixture of butter, wine, and chicken broth, and that keeps it moist. So you soak the pillowcase, you do your thing to the turkey, you put it in there, wrap it up in that. And you could also, it says, use cheesecloth instead of a pillowcase if you'd rather stick with kitchen items rather than that. The pillowcase is weird as hell to cook a turkey. Well, it is weird, yeah. And like, I don't know, I'd be worried about catching on fire. She explained that it was actually her grandma's recipe back in the 20s.

There was no way for her to buy a cheesecloth. She was a perfectionist. It drove her crazy. The turkey would get too brown before the bird was done. So being a resourceful woman, she took a clean white pillowcase, tore it in two, wrapped it around the turkey, soaked it in sherry, white wine, melted butter. And right before it's done, she takes the pillowcase off and then it browns. That does sound like it would keep it really moist and good. It's a lot of work. It is.

But if you're going to have a good turkey, it is work. What about, uh, putting in a bag, like the, the basting bags or whatever? They do have those now, don't they? And they do make those. And do you, do you inject your turkey? Definitely. I like doing, making homemade. With or without clothes?

Either way. Okay, good, good. Special butter? Uh, no, you, you, you inject it with the butter? You use that to do it? Yes. Making homemade butter is like the best butter in the world.

Yeah? How does one make homemade butter, Terry? You just whip heavy cream until it becomes butter. Yeah. Just the cream itself, that's it. You just whip it. Don't need to do anything else.

Whip it real good. Whip it real good. Put it in the blender and come back in 30 minutes. Really? Oh, it takes that long? Yeah, about that long. Yeah, what if you had Dutch people to do it? How long would it in the blender and come back in 30 minutes. Really? Oh, it takes that long? Yeah, it's about that long. Yeah, what if you had Dutch people to do it?

How long would it take? They might be better at it. I don't know. I get that shit done quick. Turner, do you inject your turkeys? Typically, I don't cook turkey. I normally do ham. Ham, okay.

I do like good ham, too, man. Ham is good. And ham you can make sandwiches with, too. I like it. Turkey, you can do quiche. Quiche. We do quiche with our local... I know quiche wet.

It's an egg pie with stuff in it. It's delicious. Yeah, to give you the... You know what it gives you. It'll make you gassy. Let me put it like that. Everything makes you gassy. Well, you know, yeah, but I'm trying not to dust people off on Thanksgiving when I got a big crew there. Small room in here. Keep

it to yourself. Well, we're talking about Thanksgiving. Who cares? You know, you would definitely care if I dusted you right now. I promise you. Especially in this box. Yeah, that's what I mean. You know, you're in a box here. There's no ventilation. Just going to camp out, you know. Let's get to this because that's what we need to do today. This is a segment not like the other. People do stupid shit, you say, oh, brother. Hey, it's not a copy or a clone of any previous bit.

But if you think so, hey, we don't give a shit. That's right. Yeah. Whackadoo. In the news. Yeah. Now the most downloaded song on iTunes. So thank you for that.

I appreciate it very much. Is it really? No. Anyway. You can send him stars for that song. Yeah, yeah, him by sending him stars right let me know it's so good um a woman caught shoplifting at a south bay convenience store used a lighter and aerosol can to spray flames at an employee who confronted her uh this is about 3 20 in the morning at a 7 11 according to the man Beach PD.

So she made a, you know, what you call a homemade flamethrower. We used to do that with bugs and stuff. You'd light up the hairspray can, you know, and spray them. You used to? Well, no, as a kid I did. We were real bad kids. We were doing that last week. Were you?

Yeah. What were you shooting? were you uh shooting well i mean i have a teenager and um you know it's the only way you can connect with them these days but we also had a wasp nest oh yeah and you had to take it down yeah that's a dope way to do it real life real life on ringo i see people catch their house on fire doing it but i'm glad you didn't well i've the same like same i didn't even think about it at the time. I was like, we should probably not do this. Yeah, well, maybe not.

I mean, I do see stories every year of people doing that. Yeah. Burning their house down to kill something, usually a spider. I'm pretty sure I did that to my sister's hair when I was a kid. Did you really? Yes. Oh, how'd that go? My ass beat.

Did by her or by your parents? It'd be both. Both? Older sister? Yeah. Oh, how'd that go? My ass beat. Did by her or by your parents? It'd be both. Both? Older sister? Yeah. Oh, no, that's bad. That's bad. That's bad.

Man, police body cam. Hey, this is your kind of thing. You love body cam. I love body cam footage. Yeah, police body cam did show how an attempted arrest in September escalated. The footage obtained through the Michigan Freedom of Information Act shows that James Kerr fled a deputy on a lawnmower. He ignored the commands to stop. Of course you would ignore that. You didn't hear him over the motor. Then he pulled a gun from the mower.

The deputy tased him and when he did, he squeezed his finger and shot his own hand. Wow. The guy on the mower. Oh, okay. Yeah, not the officer. Cur charged with assault with intent to murder, carrying a firearm in the commission of a felony and resisting arrest. I have a question.

Yes. Was alcohol potentially involved in this? Sure. Well, I would suspect. Otherwise, he's crazy. Let's see. Anderson found him, 41, riding on a lawnmower he refused accelerated at uh I'm gonna have to leave yeah I don't know if he was I'm gonna guess that he

was assuming alcohol I'm gonna park that over here so I can get that video on the blog yeah that's funny sounds funny yeah you want to see that for sure. All right, how about this couple of idiots here? Two drug dealers jailed now for more than 12 years after one of them left a bag of drugs on the train and then reported it missing. Now that's smart, very smart. Jordan McCourt, 90s, 30, old enough to know better, And Harley Hall, age 28, were members of a prolific drug ring which operated across the southwest of Portugal. The pair were jailed at Cardiff Crown last Friday after a lengthy British Transport Police investigation. But it started back in November when the bungling criminal left a bag containing a hefty amount of ketamine on a train. Despite running back to try to claim it, the train left the station.

So what did they do? Well, they called and said, hey, we left some stuff, you know, on the train we need to get. Yeah. Yeah. And they said, oh, no, you can come get it. Yeah. Come on back and get it. We got it right here for you.

Yeah. And then they said, no, no, it's right here. Come in the special room we have. Yeah. Yeah. And then back and get it. We got it right here for you. Yeah. And then they said, no, no, it's right here. Come in the special room we have. Yeah. Yeah. And then the bar is closed. I mean, I see their mug shots. So they look like morons.

Yeah, they do. That's why when you said prolific drug ring, I saw those mug shots. I was like, really? These weren't the Sopranos. Really? No, these aren't those guys. How about this? This is an alleged drunk driver zipping through a busy parking lot holding an open container.

I saw this last night! Did you? I saw this last night! So good. She took Texas troopers on a chaotic high-speed cross-county chase. Audrey Schneider's 37 going down I-35 near San Antonio in her white Toyota SUV. A safe trooper tried to pull her over for a traffic violation. Now, this is at 2 p.m.

Yeah. So she's already getting all messed up at 2 p.m. Oh, it gets better. So instead of doing it, she ignored him and sped away and ignited a destructive high-speed chase. She went on a reckless, she rammed into multiple cars, rammed into a patrol car, eventually into a shopping plaza. A video of her recklessly driving around the shopping center with patrol cars shows the alleged drunk driver circling the parking lot.

Waving at people. Yeah. She is waving at people like a damn beauty. Having the time of her life. Just kicking it. She's got her cup up. She all just like. Yeah. a damn having the time of her life just kicking it she's got her her cup up she all just like yeah well she got eventually cornered down a row of cars where police briefly trapped her

then she's seen hitting the gas and ramming the rear of her suv into one of the cop cars slamming into another car and took off again yeah uh it finally ended outside of a salon in the shopping center she jumped out barefoot bolt into the salon, was chased down by a trooper who, you know, brought her out. She achieved the seemingly impossible. I mean, you know. She was all smiles. All smiles. That's always weird to me.

It's like, you don't have any worries about this at all? Nothing? like you don't have any worries about this at all nothing again i want to see a video a reaction video of these people seeing themselves acting like complete jackasses please somebody get that going i want to see that video there's some guy that yells out hey she threw a bear at me can i press charges and she was i dare you i double don dog dare you oh my god i was like get this chick and one how did y'all let this up anyways it's your police forces um needs some training a little bit what happened in arkansas they'd have bird out there pitting that girl quicker than shit yeah no you ain't gonna do all that at the mall or drive around like that here.

I'll tell you that now. Hey, any of our listeners out there, do you know Trooper Bird? Could we get him on the show? Did you want Trooper Bird on the show? I want to go on a ride-along. No, I want to go on a ride-along and piss him. What kind of ride-along are we doing here? I don't want to reach out to him if it's going to be inappropriate.

I just want to pit somebody. I don't think they're going to let you be in the car while they pit somebody. Why not? I will sign the paperwork. I've got good insurance. A trooper buddy of mine said there's two things you don't do when it comes to Arkansas State Police. What's that? Run. Run from them

or buy the cars when they're done. Oh, right. He said don't run from them or buy the cars when they're done with them because they rag them the hell out. Oh, I bet they do, man. I bet they do. Yeah, for sure. Okay.

Nearly two dozen thrill seekers stuck for over two hours on a broke-down amusement ride. Horrifying situation that left some convinced they were going to die. The soul spin at Knott's Berry Farm in Buena Park started on Monday when it stopped, leaving 22 riders stuck on the attraction that flips people in different directions six stories in the air. No. Sorry. It spun two times around, and we hit the top. It stopped.

Then it shut down, and we got stuck up there. We started panicking. This is Yandel, who's 14, got stuck on the ride with his brother and cousin. We felt like we were going to die. His 13-year-old cousin, Jaden, said we were in a weird position. We're like sideways. Park mechanics eventually, after two and a half hours, got all 22 riders off. Some were limping, others taken away in wheelchairs. No one seriously injured, but two female riders taken to a hospital out of an abundance of caution, it says, condition not immediately known. They didn't say what caused it to break down.

They said that they'll be investigating that. I mean, it's a ride. Yeah. It's like a carnival type place. What other explanation do you need? Ever been stuck on a ride? Ever had one freeze up on you like that? No, I never did, but I didn't ride a lot of them. You didn't love the rides as a kid, even at the fair or nothing? I mean, a little bit, but not really.

Not really? I got you. What about you, Amanda? Same. I was not a ride person, really. The only time I really ever rode rides, church took a field trip or a weekend trip or whatever just six flags in texas oh good time yeah and because you know i didn't want to look like a wussy a wussy and you know i went on these rides and i'm good okay i'm not a ride person

or been stuck on a ride no i can't say that i have yeah i would say that about my ex i was stuck on that ride too long. Same. Police are asking members of the public to stop using ATVs to chase the escaped emus that are still loose. Boston police said on social media that the emu has been spotted multiple times in Spillsby in the past couple weeks. And rescuers from National Exotics Animal Rescue are attempting to capture it. Experts have been trying to capture it, but they've asked that those who are continuing to try to help stop helping. They don't want you chasing it with an ATV.

It's not helping them or the bird to get caught. So, yeah, rednecks stop being rednecks is what they're saying. Would you please? Tina says she got her very first speeding ticket from Trooper Bird. Did she really? The very first one. very first speeding ticket from Trooper Bird. Did she really? The very first one? Maybe he was Officer Bird at the time. She was doing 85 in a 55. Girl.

Oh, 85. That's a heavy ticket right there now. That's no joke. Are you still on paper for that? Yeah, no doubt about it. I got a heavy one the other day. Yeah, you did. If anybody wants to help me out with that, any of you police friends out there want to get rid of that ticket for me, that'd be great.

Wink, wink. Where did you get a ticket at, man? Grant County. Oh, Grant County. Now, I've never had a ticket in the fine establishment of Grant County. How was that? It wasn't bad. You know, it's going to cost a lot.

Yeah. Were you just acting silly, or what were you doing? I was speeding. Oh. I was talking to my daughter. We was talking, not not paying attention and yeah he was being a good dad no it happens i mean listen sometimes being present for his daughter i switched vehicles uh for a couple days because i i got a flat on mine and i got to change it but so i'm driving my wife's vehicle and uh mine's a six it's a good six cylinder but hers is an eight cylinder and man you'll be at 90 before it because it cruises so smoothly you

don't even notice it and i'm like oh i gotta slow down you know i i did have a great time yesterday on the freeway normally i don't have fun on the freeway, but I was coming in. I was telling him yesterday that, man, there was a cop, a state trooper in front of me. And he was probably three car lengths ahead of me. And I'm riding behind him. Man, this guy behind me wanted a round soap. He was so pissed off at me, man. So pissed off. I could see him back there.

And I could see his mouth. And I'm like, yeah on come on come on so i slowed down just a little bit more like three or four miles and i could see it he just whipped over and started going up past me and then all of a sudden i see them brake lights and i just turned and i looked and he made eye contact and i went ah yeah it felt awesome too. Oh, I love that. How's that taste, man? Oh, I love that. It was great. It was a very rewarding moment for me in my life.

Pizza Hut. We'll talk about that later. I don't talk about it now. How about this? If you're dying to add a 100-year-old bottle of cognac to your collection and don't mind paying six figures, I got something for you. One-of-a-kind 10- liter bottle from the house of Delamain is being auctioned through Bonhams. Could fetch between one and 200,000. It comes, it says it's

a work of art designed by a famed Parisian jewelry designer. The auction ends December 6th. Whoever buys it is advised to drink it very slowly. I was going to say, like, you're spending six figures on something you ain't even going to drink. Yeah, yeah. You will be able to see this video on the blog, and I felt a little bad, but not too bad. Completing a triathlon, probably a lot of people, you know, could not do this. A triathlon is one of the most demanding things you could ever do because you run, you swim, and you bike, right, and for a long space. So it's one of the most challenging, physically demanding things, period, in a sport.

So this Olympic triathlete, her name's Taylor Nibb, and she had to go through when she was on the back end of her race. She had competed at the Games twice, including this summer, and she had to go through when she was on the back end of her race. She had competed at the Games twice, including this summer, bringing home a silver both times, which is great. She's known as one of the best triathletes in the world. Now, why am I telling you this? I'm telling you this because the video,

the cameraman comes up to her and starts to film, and she says, look, I just asked myself, can you not film my ass? Oh, snap. Yeah. She dropped a deusker and had to tell the camera guy so he wouldn't film it, the smush patty in her pants. It happens. No, it doesn't. No, to them it does.

No, it doesn't to me. I'll never participate in a sport that involves me shitting my pants. Have you not seen, it happens a lot with marathons. Well, then that's something I'm not doing. He took that seriously. No. in my pants. Have you not seen there? It happens a lot with marathons. I'm not doing that. Seriously. No, it does happen with a lot of runners, uh,

in marathons and things like that. Um, especially with runners in long distance. First of all, that's stinky. Uh, second of all, I don't want to be that fit.

Okay. I don't either. Those are scrawny people. That's weird. I'm just saying, I can't, what can I do with a scrawny person? It's like bumping a chain link fence. And then if i can break you bro i don't need to be with you

that's what my son said we were looking at a real pretty lady the other night real pretty lady but she was super muscular and he goes man i can't be with a girl that can whoop my ass like that why would you like i you know i kind of feel you on that, dog. It makes me think of the WWE Legends episode of Chyna. Yeah. And seeing her. Bless her heart. She had a lot of guys in her life that really, truly loved her

for who she was and the person she was. And I think that's fabulous. It's still just weird. And I'm not trying to be that person or whatever but the the image and the the strength and if we go to fighting yeah no she's whooping that ass you're putting me through a plate glass window yeah no i can't i can't have the police show up and me have a black eye and she's hiding somewhere. And I'm like, did she hit you? Is she on roids?

Could you imagine an emotionally unstable woman on steroids? What about an emotionally unstable man on steroids? You know, it might be just as bad. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Anybody emotionally unstable on steroids. It's probably bad.

It's probably bad. Okay. Let's see. Anybody emotionally unstable on steroids. It's probably bad. It's probably bad, okay. Let's see. James Howell, still hard at work trying to retrieve the hard drive he accidentally threw away. Maybe you remember this guy. Bless his heart. He believes it's somewhere hiding in a landfill in Newport, England.

Why does he want it back? Well, it has about 8,000 Bitcoin on it. That's worth about $600 million. And he accidentally threw that away a decade ago. And he's been trying to find it for a number of years now. And I don't blame him. I probably would be too. If I could find it, I'm going to get in it and I'm getting ready to get rich. Yes. I don't know how you get over that situation. How do you live with that? No, you hate yourself every day. You wake up and you hate yourself more every day you don't have it. If you have to build to pay, you hate yourself even more.

Even more. Turner, you ever did Bitcoin? No, I don't know much about it. No, me either. Yeah, same. I mean, I know what it is. It's a fake coin that you invest in that you never hold in your hand. Yeah.

I know my financial advisor advised against it, but now we keep seeing updates about this, and I'm like, maybe I should have done something. You know, crypto is a real, it's a day trade thing, I think. You know, you can do it one of two ways. You can just put it by it and leave it and walk the hell away for a long time and hope it does something,

or you have to really stay on it and day trade it. And that's too sketchy for me i'm not i'm i'm not risk averse but that's about the limit of my risk because that's that's too much because you you've got to watch it because you're talking about uh changes that happen in in a matter of moments and wipe it out yeah yeah uh for four days an air portugal airplane was ground. Oh, we did that because of hamsters. Nevermind. The hamster. Yeah. The old hamsters. Let's see. Let's see if we can get one more in here before we do something different. Nope. My mouse is not cooperating. So we're done. Did it? Where'd it go? There it goes. I see it. Oh yeah. There it is is way up here somewhere okay now let's go okay manners for men when a woman explains how she feels always respond with i hear you

and then fix it with duct tape there you go now we can watch the movie this has been manners for men high five donkey punch that was bad was it i am offended i'm sorry i wasn't listening i was i didn't listen to it either i was trying to give carrie crap about it too busy i was busy you're busy doing your job yeah uh a couple things here first of all uh man we wouldn't be here uh if it wasn't for Legion Scaffold. Yeah, the Legion Scaffold Broadcast Studio. Kerry, one of the co-owners of Legion Scaffold. So, you know, just for the folks who don't know what a scaffold company does,

because probably not everybody does. No. Tell them what your job is, what you guys do. So we get people,'ll build a elevated work platforms you need to work somewhere in the heights there safely safely not on a ladder yeah everybody's getting away from ladders nowadays so we uh we'll put you put you where you need to be yeah so they they erect scaffolding metal uh walkways and uh, things like that, to get to high areas for construction purposes. Or they might be changing out windows.

Sometimes they'll build scaffolding in a large church vestibule where it's so high up it's the only way you can change the bulbs. Which seems like a weird oversight on the church to have to to do that to come in and change the bulbs like that because you can't get certain things up the aisles to get to it yeah you have to build scaffolding over to it which is is a lot of work you'd be surprised how many houses and buildings do just that i mean a light at the top of the stairwell how do you access that right we. We did a house in Chenal once and they wanted to use, they had to use our scaffolding to change out the lights in the in the foyer. Yeah and you see painters use scaffolding a lot. It's common now sometimes it's lower like

they might be in a house with high walls and and they're just you know it's on a little roll scaffolding. Baker's right. But it is as much, this scaffolding's the profession, it's the real kind, you know. Yeah. But that's awesome, man. We're thankful for you guys very much. We're glad to have you. Yeah, man, yeah. We were talking yesterday, we're kind of cooking on something.

I don't want to make an announcement yet, but we might have some kind of event that comes up here at the Legion Scaffold Center Broadcast Studio after the first of the year sometime. Yeah, hopefully we can get that worked out. Yeah, we're working on some things that are really fun. Are we going to have a meeting about it after this? Well, you and I can have a meeting about it after this.

I don't mind. That's fine. Listen to this. This is an interesting service. This is a company called OCDA, and there'll be a video of this on the blog today, too. They're making waves online. They offer a very unique service. It allows an employee to anonymously have their grievances delivered to their bosses by a professional scolder.

Founded by a comedian and an actor. Calamar White is his name. The company addresses workplace issues while fostering a culture of accountability. So you can request a service where the sculder confronts your boss in person or by phone, delivering complaints from a strict script. The company uploads these confrontations to its YouTube channel, which now has 80,000 followers gaining attention for its humorous approach to this. That is awesome.

Yeah. In one example, a scolder calls out a boss for an unfair practice saying, I've been working for over 17 years, yet you don't give me PTO and you're paying the new hires more than the veterans. Despite being asked to leave, the agent completed the script, highlighting their unwavering commitment. The service, which went viral after being featured on TikTok by the Feedski, has sparked amusement and interest with Chinese citizens even calling for it to expand to their country.

The company is recruiting more scolders. Hello. Oh, yeah. I might qualify as a sculler. Let's go. I might deliver that for you. Let's bring that to Arkansas. The quirky requirements must frequently cuss at kids, must not be unattractive,

drawing further attention to the unconventional speech. Let's do it. That's a pretty funny idea to anonymously hire someone to come tell the boss that you're pissed off. Now, you know, obviously they don't know who did it unless it's like a real small company. Like if there's only one boss and two people, it's like, yeah, which one of you assholes did that? But if you're working like for Amazon or you're working for a big company where there's lots

of employees, how would you know who it was? You know, that's hilarious man would you would you hire a scolder to do something like that you think maybe just to see it happen but i mean i don't think i strike any of you as a um uh what's the word i'm looking for? Shy? Oh, no. Bashful? Bashful. Yeah, you're not reserved about speaking your mind. I'm really not. And if my voice doesn't do it, my face certainly will.

Yeah, no, it's true. Amanda is what I would call very expressive. She has a high level of expressiveness. I wouldn't do it for my partner. I would love to hire that dude to come up here and scold my partner. That's great. I want to see that. That's hilarious.

That's fun. I can picture Adam just. Yeah, because Adam's all stoic all the time, you know. But I'll tell you what's funny about Adam is if you get him just over that edge, you'll see a different Adam. And when he does lose his ass, better stand clear. That's all I know. Yeah, it would be fun to do. Be fun to do.

That's a pretty neat thing. I think it's a great, great idea. I'm in favor of that for sure. All right, let's take a look at this then. So boomers think they're the best employees. Sure. Everybody likes to think they are, but a survey conducted by Talker Research between October 21st and 24th revealed 30% of Americans actually would call baby boomers the most reliable workers. So not just baby boomers, 30% of Americans. Interestingly, when the 1,000 adults were categorized by age, the data showed each generation thought their own was the best, but boomers in particular were most inclined to vote for themselves.

Yeah, of course. Of course they are. Yeah. According to the survey, 71% of boomers think their generation is the most valuable in the workplace. In comparison, 54% of Gen Z voted for their own age group. 44% of millennials said themselves. An overwhelming majority of boomers think they're the most reliable. The younger generations don't agree as much. Just 1% of Gen Z and 2% of millennials voted in favor of boomers. Yeah, no.

Where's Gen X in this? Yeah. I didn't see Gen X. Overlooked yet again. Yet again, yeah. The silent generation. I wonder why we're all so just ornery. I think the hardworking aspect dies a little more with each generation.

Do you? There's no way we work harder than they did in the 20s. Well, that's certainly true. I mean, it was a different era, different time, different culture. The whole world was different, but you're right. You know, I mean, in that time, you might not even go to school because you had to work on the farm. My dad had to run the hairline before school

he had to go out and catch the rabbits the hair oh the hair h-a-r-e line what is that rabbits it's a rabbit trap yeah oh okay and and that would be because you're growing agriculture and you don't want them to eat it is that what it is or what no that would be so they ate that night oh so they could eat dinner okay he had to go check check the, come back, skin the rabbits, put it in the refrigerator, clean it, do everything. And then go to school. And then he could go to school. Yeah, now that's a different time right there. Yeah. Now you're lucky to get your kids out of bed in time to go to school now. Right. Yeah, no, you're right about that. I mean, certainly they did work much harder at that time. about that. I mean, certainly they did work much harder at that time. A lot of agriculture that went on and, you know, you didn't have all these amazing tools and technologies that helped you do

the job like they do now. Yeah. So, you know, to the extent, yeah, they worked physically for sure a lot harder. Now, did they work more hours, do you think? Absolutely. Yeah, probably so. Sun up, sun down. Yeah. Yeah, probably. Most of the time was work time, wasn't it? Yeah, definitely. What do you think, man? I think that they did work the hardest. My grandpa said when he was a kid, he'd work all day for like a dollar a day. Yeah, that sounds like somebody on TV asking me for only a dollar a day. Right. Yeah, my grandfather was in World War II. He retired from the military after 30 years of service. And then he went to work as the manager of a warehouse for Daly's Furniture for another 20 years. And I'm like, damn damn you already retired from the military you you got good money coming in now still working that'll work he did he went he

went to work man and uh that that was a working dude he worked a long ass time now people do work longer now than they used to i think now going back to 1920 you didn't have a choice even if you're old but now you, people do retire more. But it's starting to shift where people are working much longer. How long do you think it'll be before Social Security is pushed out further? Because we're living longer. Two years. You think it'll be two years before they do it?

I think it'll happen in this next administration. Yeah, it could it could it could move out to 70 and 72 or something like that what do you think i think it could move out but i don't think we're our lives ain't getting longer yeah i've read a thing the other day really since the 70s our lives are getting shorter i haven't seen. I'd like to see that story because I haven't seen that. I know this in the 70s I didn't see anybody living to 115 and 120 like they do now. So that that makes me question that slightly. Well in the 70s you didn't see anything from the northern states either. Well that's true. There was no communication between the world.

No that's true and and of course serial killers proliferated for that very reason in that time frame. Yeah, no, I get you on that. That's an interesting take, though, that we're not living as long. I'd like to see more research on that. I saw something about that, too. Did you? Yeah, I'll look for mine. Now we've set it around our phones enough, it should pop up.

Well, it should just come up here in just a minute. We'll send it to you. It's because of the crap we're eating. Yeah. How they changed our food on us. Oh, yeah. You think so? You agree with that?

Oh, for sure. I mean, a lot of the seed oils and things like that are, you know, some of them cause cancer. Yeah. The what oils? Seed oils. Seed oil. Like vegetable oil, canola, all that stuff.

Sunflower. Yeah. But now we, you know know go to the man-made heavily processed stuff i'm like it's dangerous to eat but it tastes the best no no it doesn't chicken and crisco oh well no it didn't taste better than that no it didn't taste better than that now you're right you're right i never left that oh shucks crystal stuck in traffic crystal what direction are you going to North Little Rock? That way we can share with everybody what to avoid on their way into town.

Let's see what we've got here. Deep-fried butter is a little over the top until you taste it. Is it, though? That's what Mike said. Hell, it's wrapped in bacon. You know it's got to be good. That's right. If it's wrapped in bacon, you're right.

Mike said you can put cream and salt in a jar and shake it to make butter. I've not done that. Let's see. I'm lazy. Hell, I'm 50, and I don't even think I'll be able to retire. Yeah. Right. I'll never.

There's just no retirement for me. No, I don't know what that is. I'll never probably know what that is, to be honest with you. I'm not even sure I'd be good at it. I would absolutely be bored. You would probably lose your mind. I would. I can't just sit around. I'm not built that way. I mean, I may look like I'm built that way, but I'm not. I mean, I'm constantly doing something somewhere, somehow. I somehow i just yeah i don't like the idle time that much you know i just like doing stuff maybe it's just uh uh just the way i was made but you stay you live longer being being active keeping your brain going and being physically

active and my grandmother retired at 65 and lived to 104 and i don't know if it's generational i don't know if it's just from my childhood. But I suffer from extreme FOMO. Same. I mean, like, terrible FOMO. Like, if my wife and the kids are in there having a good time and I got to go to sleep, I'm like, man, I'll wait another hour. I'll wait another hour. I'm the exact opposite. You're like, screw it.

I'm going to have all the fun you want. I'm going exact opposite. You're like, screw it. I'm going to have all the fun you want. I'm going to sleep. I get FOMO when it comes to my videos, my dash cam and my body cam footage. I'm like, oh, but I've got to see the rest of this. And it's like, no, you've got to go to sleep because you're getting up at 430. I'm like, yeah, but it's a drunk Karen again. Again, yeah, another drunk. Yet another one.

She might do something different. She might be the female cop instead of the male cop my mom's second husband uh he uh he sat around the house listening to the police scanner all day yeah that's that's kind of like the previous version of the body cam video it's kind of fun okay it wasn't to me uh but he seemed to enjoy it. It was terribly boring. He was like, listen to this call. And I'm like, yeah, what? Okay, I can turn on cops right now and see all this.

I don't need to spend eight hours listening to the local police chime in and out on their walkies. Yeah, bored and crap. But he loved it. I mean, it was his bag, you know? Okay, Crystal is at Alexander Exit. She's in the fastest lane and they are going approximately 10 to 20 miles per hour stop and go and she's headed to stockton drive and then jfk north little rock so folks if you were getting ready to get on the road and you're supposed to

be coming through that direction or whatever yeah find an alternate route maybe but keep an eye on stockton drive you might see Crystal and Waybetter. Yeah, Waybetter. We know you're here. Yeah, that sounds great. That's great. That's great. We want to be helpful.

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Or a coffee cup like this. And then you also are going to get some other things. You get a lot of, you're going to get pre-show, post-show videos from myself, from all the people. You're going to get a different chat access, a VIP chat with the panel during the show live so that you can reach out and connect with them as opposed to going through the normal channels. It's like a more direct path uh we'll have a christmas party uh you'll also be able to yeah we it's a whole bunch of stuff that that you get with it 10 bucks a month is what it is patreon is where it's at it's cool and what it does it just helps us to continue to grow as i said yesterday everybody right now is still in

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And again, all of them volunteer. So, you know, we want to grow it and we will eventually get to a place where it will be profitable. But in the meantime, you can really be instrumental in helping us grow. The other way you can do it, just tell people about it. You know, share it, share a video, tell your friends to listen, to watch, to whatever. And it's a huge help for us. So please join if you can. And, you know, you get a little more access, more video, more content, more stuff, more everything. And that's cool to get. All right. Let's move on to the next thing,

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I saw this. This is a I'm deathly afraid of rodents, mice, rats, basically. Last year we had a mouse and I was mayhem. Now my kids are deathly afraid of mice, which I didn't want to do to them. I feel like I passed on my rodent fear to them and I feel really bad about it. My mom passed on her fear of spiders to my sisters and to this day I have to go to their house to kill spiders. Do you have a phobia that was passed on to you from your mom or dad? I don't think so. That sounds a little fishy. No? It sounds fishy to you? I don't think that those are inherited. I mean, I think it might be like a nurture aspect of it,

just seeing the behavior and the reaction. But I don't feel like that's something that's passed down in my DNA. Well, it's not like that. But it's one of those things where, you know, because you saw it, you might mirror it or feel similarly. Maybe fear of being taken advantage of. You bet you, man. No, I can't say that I've had one passed down to me.

Well, that segment sucked then. That's what I meant. What about you, Patrick? No, no, I'm good. No, I'm done with you. You're a hero. You're Iron Man. You're out.

I am Iron Man. Let's do this. I like this better than anyone. You're Iron Man. I am Iron Man. Let's do this. I like this better anyway. This is pretty interesting. A Stormtrooper helmet from the original Star Wars film sold for about $400,000. $325,000

in Britain. It was featured in the Jedi Mind Trick scene from the 1977 movie. They later named it A New Hope. in 1977 when it came out it was just fucking star wars you know what i mean it was just called star wars uh but the helmet was among 1800 pieces of film tv music memorabilia auctioned over four days the arena helmet and the mask that was worn by russell crowe in gladiator that sold for about a 175 000 noel gallagher's custom silver sparkle les paul guitar that was used for live performances

sold for about 300 000. stupid michael jackson signed red leather jacket for the Thriller Tour rehearsal was about $250,000. Should have got the most. Yeah, he really should have. Probably, man. Yeah, and how can, I mean, I hope that there's authentication, you know, whatever, especially with that trooper helmet. Because how many effing trooper helmets? Man, there are a lot of them. But they usually have a thing that goes with them that documents it.

I'm sorry, that's stupid. It's a lot of money, isn't it? Stupid thing that goes with them that documents it. I'm sorry. That's stupid. It's a lot of money, isn't it? It's stupid. Do you know what I could do with that much money? A lot of folks out there with a lot more money than they got seen. Thank you. No, that's very true.

That is very true that there are a lot of people. Now, maybe you would spend your money on this than carry. Right. You seem like most of these things aren't appealing to you, so I think this might be the one for you, right? All right. You like pizza, right? Love it. Okay, who doesn't love pizza?

Everybody loves pizza, right? Well, how about Pizza Hut is now putting wine into the mix. Stop it. That's right. They're now selling wine. Stop it. Pizza Hut is partnering with a winery to create pizza wine. It's a pizza wine.

It's a tomato wine. No. Yes, and it tastes like pizza. No. The red wine. But it tastes like shit, yeah. The red wine captures the essence of your favorite slice in every sip. No.

It's not made from grapes, but tomatoes infused with basil. I know Pizza Hut needs to do something, but it ain't that. Thank you. I mean. Y'all grasping at straws now. Isn't that like drinking spaghetti sauce? That's so gross. I mean, isn't that all that is, is spaghetti sauce?

Well, even when I drank, I didn't like Bloody Marys or Bloody Bulls or anything like that. I don't want vegetables with my booze. There's no effing way I'm doing this. Thank you. It gets in the way. What's vegetables with booze? Nobody. No, I'm trying to get hammered. I don't need any help along the way with my health.

Please. Not that. I'm going to do a broccoli shooter. Chump ass. Anyway, I'm sorry. Yeah. It is gross, Tina. It is seriously, seriously gross.

No, that is gross, man. And I guess it's just a marketing stunt. It has to be. But when I first read it, I was like, is Pizza Hut really going to do wine? That's so stupid. Because that would be real be real dumb you know they definitely need to do something hey you can get on the mic a little more careful they need to bring back the old school pizza hut you know where they did kind of dimly lit basketball season you had them ncaa balls yeah oh yeah yeah everything was stained glass

when I was when I was a kid Pizza Hut was the top of the chain I mean it was top line you couldn't get better than Pizza Hut if you went to Pizza Hut it was kind of a big day it was a big day because normally we'd have to go to Pizza Inn or one of these other pizza places that weren't quite Pizza Hut Pizza Hut had the best ingredients the best biggest best pizzas but not so much anymore i mean they've they you know and i understand why little caesars came in and changed the game they're better now than they really are they are much better and i can walk into little caesars and give you five dollars and well i don't need five dollars anymore but yeah but there was a subway sandwich i don't need subway

remember that yeah i did ruined that ruined it for everybody thanks jared and it's little kids ruined my five dollar foot long man kids it's rude i took that personally jared it's rude and like the subway and the gas station i'd like to put him in the cell with Diddy. Put him in there with Diddy. He'd probably like to be there, too. I bet he would. He might, actually. I don't know.

Diddy's probably too old for him. They're probably too old for each other. Yeah, no, they definitely. They can trade stories. They probably could. It's like what we were talking about the other day about those jobs, you know, learning new jobs and skills in the business. Oh, right, right.

They could probably learn. Anyways. Yeah. Sorry, y'all. We went dark. No, it happens right. They could probably learn it anyways. Yes. Sorry, y'all. We went dark. No, it happens sometimes, man. And the buffet. Yeah, Tina, the buffet.

Man, that was like the best buffet. Now, what's a pizza place that is not around that you used to love? I'll go first. Mazio's. There's one somewhere.

We got one in Sheridan. Yeah. But man, when I was a kid, they had a Mazio's in Southwest and it was, damn, man, I used to love going there. there's one somewhere we got one in shared yeah but man when i was a kid that amazios in southwest and it was damn man i used to love going there that's the busiest restaurant in sheridan is it i can believe that man their pizza was so good man in the day yeah uh is there one that you used to go to that's gone there's not not a pizza place but there's one that i was talking about with my mom yesterday that i very much miss. What?

Frankie's. Oh, the cafeteria? I miss Frankie's so much. Frankie's? Yes. Really? They had the best roast beef. You just like retirement food? Yeah.

Yeah. It was delicious. I don't know. I mean, they were big for a long, long time. And then after Frankie's, it was Luby's. Luby's. Yeah. Pizza Pro.

Pizza Pro. Oh, yeah. I forgot about them, man. Wow, they were big for a while, especially in the 80s and 90s, man. And they just disappeared, didn't they? They probably got bought up by somebody else, I'm guessing. Yeah. Who's the biggest pizza chain now?

Is it still Pizza Hut or have they been passed now? I figured it was Papa John's. Was it? I don't know. The last time you got pizza, who'd you get it from? Mazzeo's and Sheridan. But the Hunts Brothers. Hunts Brothers.

They're probably becoming the biggest. Oh, they might be, yeah, because they're the ones at the convenience stores, like Chester Fried Chicken. And I'm going to tell you something. If you think Chester Fried Chicken's a joke, you're dumb. You're dumb. Because that stuff right there is the real deal right there. That's good stuff, man.

I'll get Chester fried any time. That chicken's fire. Churches. Churches, the old school churches, yeah. I don't know. I haven't tried the one in Bryant because it says it's churches, but it's like Texas style or something style. They're all changed to that.

Oh, have they all changed to that? They did a rebranding. Oh, okay. What about you, Turner? With what? Pizza or anything like that. Old Chicago's, they used to go to that in Conway. Oh, yeah.

What happened to them? I think they just went out of business. Yeah, COVID killed a lot of things. That's a shame. Yeah, mostly common sense, but it did kill a lot of other things, too. Right. What about chicken? I'm a Popeye's guy myself yeah popeyes over here the

biscuits are the best you like that yeah popeyes are good yeah the godfather pizza home in hot springs yeah that place closed down did it yeah godfathers was another one that was real big now that was high hanging pizza at one point yeah What about shotgun dance? Oh, I love shotgun dance. You ever had that one? Yeah. Oh, loaded barrel. No, no. Shotgun dance in your life.

Little Rock. West Little Rock. Mark. Rose city. Oh, really? Don't go to Rose city though. I'll take, well, I don't know. I hadn't been to that one, but I'll tell you that shotgun dance.

If you can eat more than two slices, you're a badass. Yeah, you are. I'm going to tell you what, those sit on you like concrete, bro. They are so heavy. When I tell you they have toppings. Oh, yeah, they're topping heavy. It is so good. Oh, my God.

I mean, it's good. We had that Monday. Did you? Man, I saw it. I actually saw it. And if you're nice to them, they might let you take one of their cups. There you go. Oh, yeah?

Is that right? Just ask nicely because they don't get paid enough to give a shit. I was like, I'll give you an extra $5 on your tip if I can take this cup. She's like, girl, take the cup. Oh, that was nice. It was my birthday, and I was newly sober, and I wanted to be, you know, wanted to do right. Crystal, yes, I do agree with that. She said, I wish they still had CC's in Benton. I know I liked CC's. Yeah. Oh man. Well, you know

what? I like $5, $5. Welcome to CC's. You go in and eat, you know, three, four, 10 crappy pieces. And then you get the chocolate. That was the good part. And then it was worth it, you know, but it was five bucks, man. I mean, that's cheap man that's probably why they're out of business i never like cc's i wonder rustleville really i take my son there a lot do you see rustleville i like rustleville do you yeah just to visit to visit i call it rustleville yeah i'm there probably every every three months um i'm there for a weekend yeah yeah we we have our area assembly up there and that's cool yeah it really is cool it's nice because i just have all these memories of like driving through there in these

different stages of my life and it's just it's just interesting to see the growth um that i've had the areas had and just i don't know how, how things can be so wildly different. That's, that's how I feel, you know, when I drive through Bryant, because I remember very well when it was only Reynolds Road, a Pizza Hut, a Roadrunner, and a night and day convenience store down closer to where the high school is now. And that was it. There was nothing. There was no Walmart. There were no stores.

There was nothing. It was just woods. That's all it was. Woods, a road, and three things. Yeah. That trailer. That one trailer. Across from where my school is.

That trailer that ain't never going to go nowhere. I want that trailer. Yeah. That's a nice looking trailer. That's a nice looking trailer. Yeah. It's amazing to see, you know see how it grows up over time. Terry, hard to hear.

Yeah, well, that's because he won't get on the mic. Sorry, y'all. He struggles with it sometimes. Brandon, are you yelling or is that Gunner? It's weird putting my face this close to the camera. Yeah, the bean boozle is pizza flavor and citric acid. What is? That's disgusting, Jay.

Bean boozle. The bean boozle. Bean boozled. Bean boozled. Yeah, these little candies. So they're like jelly beans, but they're all these different flavors. This is something that came out after Harry Potter. Oh, kind of like the birdie bot.

Yeah, you get those gross earwax and hot ones and everything. And there's a puke flavor. That's a... Ugh. do you know any drummers yes no you do my son is he good yeah how good i mean is he pro good god no okay okay uh turn not any that come to mind. Okay. I know a few, and they should probably listen up. Oh, yeah. Primus. Primus on the hunt for a new drummer, and it could be anyone. The veteran rock brand, they're celebrating 40th anniversary this year,

shared an open call for a new drummer on social media following the recent unexpected departure of Herb Alexander. It was not unexpected. I think it's wild that they keep saying that, but he came out and had a statement and everything. He had been talking to them about this for a hot minute because he's older and he's got a family and he's got kids. He's tired. He's tired.

And rich. Yeah, tired and rich. And that's a crazy-ass band, ain't it? Yeah. Oh, they're weird as hell. Yeah. Yeah, they had one song that I dug, the DM-ass band, ain't it? Yeah. Oh, they're weird as hell. Yeah. Yeah, they had one song that I dug, the DMV.

I think it's called DMV. Yeah. They're real anarchy. I love Primus. But the bass is amazing. Yes. The bass is insane. But y'all need to hurry up and figure that out so that y'all get it all figured out before what, May, March next year when they're coming to AMP.

So it says, we're currently taking submissions from all points in the universe for the position of primus drummer percussionist also aliens yes a well-mannered affable individual with original sensibility and aesthetic possessing a desire to open doors in the creative world flashy chops are wonderful but groove pocket and the ability to listen react and contribute the musical conversation is a must they close their post by urging applicants to submit a resume and a video performance to an email address the search has just begun weeks after promise mainstays less playful and larry what is it, Lalonde? How does he say it? Does anybody know? Larry.

Lanolin? I don't know. Larry revealed that Alexander at Lanolin had resigned suddenly. And she said it wasn't suddenly. October 17th, citing a loss of passion for playing. It wasn't sudden. I mean. I hear you now.

Whatever. I'm taking your word for it. I see you know more than I do about it. I do. After several attempts to communicate with Herb, his only response was another email saying he lost passion for playing. In an interview with Rolling Stone following his exit, he confirmed that it had become more of a job. Over time, I started realizing it was affecting my physical life, mental life. It was affecting my family. My heart just wasn't in it.

He joined Primus in 1989 and performed on their first four albums until his departure in 96. Then he came back for the 2003 reunion, left again to 2010, came back again in 2013. They will move forward with their New Year's Eve show in Oakland, enlisting members of Claypool's other projects, Holy Mackerel and the, what is that, the Frost Brigade or something like that? Frog Brigade. Frog. For a special one-time event. So the search is out there. If you go over to their website or social media, you can be that drummer. And look, there's a lot of damn good drummers around here. Absolutely. Why couldn't it be you? Why couldn't it be you? Why could you not be the drummer for Primus? Yeah. Give me five reasons. None. That's right. Make a video. Send it to them. If you're that

good, you're that good. Yeah. It would be, you know, what a great thing that's going to be for somebody. That would be so cool. If it's somebody random, just a random guy who's a drummer and he sends in a video and he gets picked how dope is that yeah didn't um like uh smashing pumpkins do something like that recently or something i feel like oh i feel like there was some other band that had done that hey gunner it may be uh that they did i don't know i don't know that's a great question i'll google the box okay um yeah i remember when the eagles uh went to the public for a field goal kicker. They made a movie about that, I think.

Maybe with Mark Wahlberg in it. But, yeah, but I've not this first time I've seen this play out like this. Where they need a drummer. I think it's kind of cool, man. Yep. Yeah, Smashing Pumpkins did that. Did they? They did.

To replace Billy Corgan? Oh, no, you wish. I'm kidding. Yeah, no. No, he is Smashing Pumpkins, really, isn't he? I mean, more or less. Did they hire, they picked Kiki Wong as their new guitarist May of this year. Kiki Wong.

Kiki Wong. Okay, all right, Kiki Wong. This is Bob. Hi. Bob has no arms. Uh-oh. Who's there?inky Wong. This is Bob. Hi. Bob has no arms. Who's there? Well, it's not Bob. It's not Bob.

He could have knocked with his head. Don't be ableist like that. Yeah, no, don't be that way. Okay, is it creepy or not? It's a Christmas miracle. Your kids can now get phone calls from Santa himself this holiday season. Yep. While kids of yesterday could only imagine a conversation with St. Nick,

AI is changing the way that young people experience it. Children can now pin wish lists to send to the North Pole before Santa will contact them via a real phone call. Watch, it says, watch children's faces light up as santa knows their name their wishes and favorite things in a one-on-one conversation they'll never forget uh they've been doing that somewhat for a while now because we were able to do that when my kid was younger um not to the extent of like knowing their wishes and stuff but you could there was a an app or something you

could have a santa call and it would pop up say santa calling and it was usually for you know you could pick are they being good or are they being bad but it wasn't interactive they didn't talk no it was not interactive so this is interactive oh they're like having a full-on conversation ain't santa busy well not now uh for 9.95 kids get a one-time call from santa for 14.95 they can chat with him for five minutes get a recording to relive the magic uh for 19.95 the whole family gets a one-time personalized call from the north pole after deciding which package you purchase parents fill out the details that personalize the message. It says, by leveraging cutting-edge AI and natural language processing,

we've created a virtual Santa that can interact with kids over the phone in a personalized way. He is the co-founder of santaphonecalls.com. And he said it's a real special holiday gift for the whole family. Everybody can enjoy it uh is it creepy or is it cool both both yeah i mean the the you know once you put that information in there then the ai knows you yeah it might know you forever it might follow you and keep learning about you who knows i don't know what do you think is it creepy or cool i agree with both uh having a nine-year-old i mean i definitely think he would enjoy that a lot you know yeah until he gets older

and this is kind of weird yeah then it's weird yeah hey yeah i'd probably like to have santa call my a grown friend like that'd be hilarious carry carry a call from santa be like what the hell is going on do they have diverse santas i'm sure they do that's a great question i don't know i mean it's just a disembodied voice. Tina says it's just Big Brother checking up on you. Well, we are in 1984 now at this point. Definitely are. Makes sense.

Yeah, George Orwell. Oh, did y'all see about last night something passing here in the state of Arkansas? I just, I've tried to get more information on it this morning, but something about surveillance? I don't know. Can anybody look? though no i haven't heard anything about this what does it if i can find it but there's an approval term an approval of surveillance what of us let me let me see what i can find because uh yeah we're gonna have to have some details i need to know this i saw it this morning well our fun our friend friend Aaron shared something. He said, see y'all down there giving them hell, Little Rock.

Don't let them sleep. And this was 12 hours ago. Yeah, that sounds like Aaron. Well, Poe was, okay, Poe says it passed anyways. They should have put the time. I won't say that. Okay, so what it is, it's sign us off to a surveillance state. Okay.

Add us to the less than 1% of agencies and cities using new technology, AI, drones, and facial and license recognition platform. $864,500 plus fees and taxes. Okay. And where is it at? Where does where does it see where does it recognize you is it like for traffic stop stuff is it for crime is it for dating it may be all of the above yeah okay so there it's on youtube like because the the the medium was recorded so i'm not going to pull it up on YouTube because the meeting was recorded, so I'm not going to pull it up right now because it will interfere with everything. But I'll see what else I can find out. Let's see.

Let's just go with, let me just, somebody is going to comment here in a minute. Arkansas surveillance passed. Let's try that. Let's see what happens. Arkansas House bill, or no, that's try that. See what happens. Arkansas House bill, or now that's social media. House finally passed the surveillance bill after three stumbles. Now that was April. No. I don't see anything here that tells me, but I would like to know more about it.

Yeah, anybody knows anything else about this, please? I would like to know more about it. Yeah. Anybody knows anything else about this, please? Because I literally saw it this morning when I was, you know, kind of getting ready to be here. Yeah. Okay. No, that's fine.

That's fine. Yeah. I'd be interested to know more about it because that is something that some people worry about. To be honest with you, it's hard to be under any more surveillance than the device you hold in your hand. right here listens to everything i mean you don't need much more than that to know anything about me i mean we joke we joke all the time you know being deadly serious well no but we'll we'll what i'm saying is like i'll be talking with somebody and we'll you know be interested in something or somebody will like something i'm wearing or interested in a book or whatever and i'm just like i grab their phone and i'll say it you know four times in your phone like there you go it's going to pop up in 10 minutes on your socials like yeah

but that's real in life yeah no it is real life and I mean it you know it is something we traded many many years ago Turner is somebody I know you're going to go into family law but I know that you're you're studying to be an attorney. How do you feel about anything like that? As far as the surveillance? Yeah. I feel like, you know, to a certain extent, it's good to know what you're going into, but I feel like it's a big invasion of someone's privacy. You can take it too far, and I feel like that's kind of what's happening. Yeah. I would say it's going too far when they're in my house, but they're in my house. They're in my business.

Well, listen, if you don't know, some TVs do the same thing your phone do. Yes. And they record. They pick up things. They listen for things. And they send that information upstream so they can market to you better. Right. So you've got TVs that do it. You've got all kinds of devices now in your home probably. If it's connected to the internet and it has any

AI component, then it's probably processing information, taking pictures or video like the Roomba. Okay. The Roomba maps your entire house. You know, I mean, think about that. It maps the whole house. That's wild. They were showing sensors where it's actually taking pictures of the people in the house. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, there's, there's so many different ways that, you know, privacy is already compromised,

so to speak. Um, I I'm hoping they're not in the bedroom because it's a little embarrassing at times, you know, you might not look your best in moments. It came up. Somebody was on in the bathroom. Oh, yeah. Restroom in the room was in there and it. Oh, wow.

That's great. That's great. That's great. What about the Alexa? Like recording your conversation? Alexa does that for sure. I don't have one, but it does do that. And you can actually go into the Alexa and have it play for you the recordings it's made.

Yeah, you can. You sure can. You can go in there and say, I don't know how you do it, but you can have it play those things, and you'd be surprised with the clips it grabs. I know that, and I said this the other day, that if you go into the battlefield, you don't take an iPhone. Right, no. day that if you go into the battlefield, you don't take an iPhone. Right. No, no, no. And I'll tell you why.

Because not because of a wireless signal, but it's the infrared. So it takes infrared pictures all the time. Yeah. So every few seconds, let's say every 30 seconds to a minute at least, it takes a picture of wherever it's at. Really? It doesn't matter whether you're using it whether you're not using it and so in infrared you can see the flash of that camera uh very

quickly happening you know yeah so they'll smoke your ass because of that so you can't carry that out there uh where it has to be concealed wrapped up where you can't see it but yeah it's taking pictures you you're holding it up see it. But, yeah, it's taking pictures. You're holding it up. You're not even taking a picture. It's taking a picture of you. That's gross. It takes a picture of everything.

Facebook, they said that they know the location of everybody on the planet, regardless if you're on Facebook or not. How do they know where you are? Through the proximity of all the other people. How do they know where you are? Through the proximity of all the other people on Facebook. They know where you are if you're not on Facebook. That's crazy. Isn't it? Yeah.

I've heard that too. What did Tina say? Check the chat. I'll let you see it. I saw on Facebook yesterday, speaking about the infrared, if you stay in a hotel, go in there and shut off all the lights and everything, turn on the camera on your phone and scan the room, the TV, any type of anything that's in there,

and it can tell you whether or not there's hidden infrared cameras or something spying on you. Interesting. I don't know how that works, but I do think that's interesting. Yeah, for sure. Some call it surveillance. Cops call it peeping Tom, Steve said. The air fryer.

I was still tripping the other day when Patrick was talking about the air fryer and stuff's buying on. Yeah. No, it doesn't matter. If you have a connected device, if it's connected to the internet, if you have a smart air fryer, okay. Or a smart fridge. A smart fridge. Any of those things, it is collecting data on you. Yes, it is.

Some of them take photos. Some of them don't. Some of them record. The iPhone can record you when it's powered off. What? It can record you when it's powered off. True story. So, the thing.

So, it's never really off. Right. Never. And the government banned the, what was it, Twitter on their phones? On the government phones? TikTok. TikTok. Yeah, yeah.

So they did that because it's an app made in China? Well, because it's China. China's listening, not Americans listening. Do you understand the difference? The Americans can listen to you, not the Chinese. China has a law that every bit of intelligence that you collect, you have to turn into the government. That's true.

That's true, yes. Who makes our phones? Boom. I don't know who makes them. Mic drop, Kerry. Apple makes them, right? Yeah. In China?

No, no, no. Here, right? No. They don't use kids to do it, do they, ever? Hmm. Oh, wait. That's why I always say these people who, you know, all these people who bleed out for,

oh, we should be doing this for this country, this for this country, you know, and all this. And I'm like, man, you don't care. You're still buying iPhones. You know those kids made those. And I'm thankful. They have little fingers. They make it work.

So, hey, I appreciate them. I have little fingers, but I'm not going to make your phone. You might if you was in China. You might be in China. I'm grateful. That's right. You might be a phone maker. I would have been killed if I was in China.

No, they'd had you under control early. No, they would have probably killed me because I was a female. No, they'd have recognized you and they'd have controlled you. No, born in the 80s, they probably would have gotten rid of me. No, they'd have had you knocked up with about four Chinese babies. Dang. Yeah. At one time because they're so small.

I don't think it works like that. You can have quadruplets. Yeah, no, you can, you can have more than that. I mean, I can mom at eight.

Save room. Eight Chinese. Yeah. Oh man. Oh God. Put on bump. Da da da da da. Yeah.

We're so awful. Uh, what, uh, what's your favorite tech in the past few years that really you enjoy, Kerry? I almost hate all the technology. I can barely check my email. You just don't love technology? No, not really. What about, do you like to fish? Nope. Do you ride your ATV? Yes. Okay. Love the ATVs. That's got new technology on it doesn't it yes and that's the

one that's broke down is the new one yeah oh it is yeah the old 300 hondas they're like tanks they just ride forever my new players in the shop it is funny when you think about it that even though cars last longer now uh man it's much more challenging to deal with uh than it used to be right definitely i mean old motors were simple to most anybody of course again it was a different era but in the 70s and 80s man there you were hard-pressed to find a dude 16 or older who couldn't change an alternator or starter on their car right i mean am i wrong everybody knew how to do that everybody everybody knew how to do it now uh what percentage of 16 plus do you think can do that? Not that many.

And it's not as easy, though. But it's all different. You've got to have special tools now. That's right. Mine's an 05 Chevy Silverado. And I feel like, you know, you can see everything when you open up the hood now. Like, there's a compartment for the battery. You've got to get it off.

Special tools. Then you get to the battery. It's ridiculous. So many f and allen wrenches yeah yeah yeah lots of regulations that have these things in there i'm sure we've got a new uh new gmc yeah and after the rainstorm the tailgate opens by itself really wow i gotta take it in i don't know i'll tell you what if you had a tesla and you open the hood in a rainstorm, see what happens. See how that goes for you. Huh? Yeah.

They're not going to work out well. Yeah, it is amazing, though, that that happens. So when it rains, the tailgate will, for some reason, it triggers the tech on it. It'll do it so much overnight, it'll run my battery down. Now, do you have, is yours one of those that because once I had a what they call I think a courtesy car I was having mine worked on and so they gave me one to use for a few hours it was a truck and I was so aggravated because it's one of those newfangled ones that when you get to a stop sign or a stoplight they stop and then when you push the gas it starts

real quick and goes again yeah i hate that man i'm like first of all it makes me nervous uh second of all i don't like the lag of it now i heard you can turn it off i would never have that does that do it on yours no that don't not on yours if it was i'd definitely turn it on you would disable it yeah how many starters you can go through in that well i seriously and i don know. I mean, that's what, when I was younger, that's what they used to say, is that that would kill it, you know. I guess these are made to do it differently, but I still don't like it. What do you drive, man?

I drive a 2005 Chevy Silverado Cat-Eye. Okay. A what? Cat-Eye? Cat-Eye, yeah, because of the way the lenses look. Oh, okay. Okay, I got you, I got you. So it definitely doesn't have new tech in it, then, right?

Oh, no. It might have a CD player. Yeah, mine's got like the stock radio. I took it out. Does it still have a cassette player from that year? It did, yeah. It did? Okay, yeah.

You know you're in an older car when it'll play a cassette. Or CDs. Yeah, well, CDs. I mean, they still put cigarette lighters. Oh, God, I want to put a cigarette lighter back in my car. Yeah. I really do because I roll with my windows down, and I don't like rolling up my windows to light my cigarette.

Man, I remember. Listen, and this is what stupid kids do, okay? This is the stupid things. And I know, I guarantee that you do for sure turn up no you're you're gonna be a lawyer so you you don't have to hear this but you remember uh you'd have a an ashtray full of roaches right yeah and you didn't have any papers so what you do is you take that lighter you plug it in and uh when it came out it was hot you just drop the roach on it like that did y' all ever do that?

I've never done it. That's a badass idea. Yeah, man. Maybe I invented it. I don't know. But, yeah, that's what I, when I was young, that's how I would do it. I was like, well, I don't have any paper, so I'll just, you know. I thought you were going to say something about, like, using a cigarette.

Because, I mean, that's, you know. No, but when you have those, I'll tell you what was, what did suck about those lighters and what was the risk of those kind of lighters is that you would do it. And then when you pulled it back, the entire end of the cigarette, the whole cherry would come off and it'd fall down. You're like, oh, shit. Or if you drop the lighter in the seat. Oh, man. Yeah.

Yeah. They probably aren't the safest thing to have in the car. I don't know. But, yeah, now you don't see ashtrays in cars. All that's gone. Trying to tell me what to do. In England, they're about to ban cigarettes permanently. I wonder how they're going to.

I think it's not far from here. I think you're probably 10 years from it. So the weed's legal. The cigarettes are going to be on the market. Right, right. That's what's up. Yeah, all the cigarette companies are going to move over to cannabis's what's wrong yeah all the cigarette companies are going to move over to we've now way cheaper than cigarettes it really is promise you go go buy a

pack and see your feelings your feelings get hurt i remember thinking to myself well when it gets to four dollars a pack i'm out of this bitch i remember when it used to cost a dime yeah no no you don't i remember when right i remember when you could take a five dollar bill into a gas station and get half a tank of gas a pack of cigarettes and a coke you stole that damn sure good though back in the early 90s shoot i could get a half tank of gas a pack of cigarettes and a coke i don't know about a half tank but i i could make five dollars get somewhere i'll tell you that uh but some now some of those old cars like you know that 76 monte carlo i had five dollars would get me to pump three yeah you know this

guy like six seven miles a gallon man it was a big lead sled baby it must have weighed a gazillion pounds man yeah no i uh and i'll never forget i was so stupid because that you know i had a chevelle but it wasn't cool to me you know i was like well you know it was my dad's car before me so i'm like i want something more modern with power in it and i traded it for a yellow uh long ass grand prix lj which in that time was like 32 feet long you know you could fit 800 people in it It had a trunk that would fit eight bodies. It was just ridiculous. The hood was forever long, you know? Yeah, and that's what I wanted.

I'm like, why would I ever want that? You know, but you always want what you don't got, I guess, don't you? All right, we need to do something different. I've been ranting on for a while. Let's do this. Listen, without a doubt, it's kind of gory It's the worst news you could ever hear Things just like this make you fear Lying lunched on a dumb guy's knee

Or a big hard fuck drowning somebody Why you laughing? Why you laughing? It might be. It probably is. Could be funny. Depends on your sense of humor, I guess. A woman, a 20-year-old woman in Texas and her boyfriend of the same age have been accused of robbing and brutally killing a man who allowed the couple to live with him in his condominium. You see, that's how kindness is repaid.

They drugged his drink, stabbed him multiple times. Haley Barber and Leo Moore, taken into custody Thursday, each charged with a count of capital murder and a lot of other things for the slaying of 53-year-old Johnny McRoss Jr. It's probably Johnny Mac Ross Jr. According to this, officers at about 1 a.m. November 11th responded to a report regarding a deceased individual. They arrived and located an adult male, later identified as Ross, who had suffered multiple stab wounds, pronounced dead on the scene. They observed evidence indicating foul play. Investigators also discovered one of the victim's vehicles, a 2001 Mercedes, had been stolen. They did find them and gave a vehicle pursuit before they stopped and fled on foot.

They obtained evidence showing Barbara and Moore knew Ross and were responsible for his death. So according to the report, Barbara sold a car to one of her friends that she claimed belonged to her grandfather but was actually owned by Ross. That friend accompanied Barbara to Ross' condo to get a spare key for the vehicle, said the home had a foul smell. The friend then asked about Barbara's grandfather, and she allegedly showed him Ross' body wrapped up in the back bedroom.

Then confessed to the friend that she and Moritz drugged his drink and stabbed him. The friend then alerted his mom and called the police. Inside the condo, they found a Bowie knife, bloodstains on the couch, towels, shoes that had been put in the closet, Ross's body found wrapped in garbage bag sheets. A neighbor's doorbell cam showed him enter the condo multiple times in the time frame. They were able to apprehend him during the interview. Barbara admitted she and Moore planned to steal his money and cars. She admitted that they waited till Ross was asleep on the couch. Then they stabbed him in the neck. They came back eight hours later and found him still alive. Barbara then reportedly directed Moore to

finish him. And, uh, they did stabbing him multiple times. They're still in jail, and they're probably not leaving it forever. Hopefully. Hopefully. Yeah. Wow. They stabbed him in the neck, and he lived? Yeah. For eight hours.

For eight hours. I don't know if he was living well. Yeah, I was going to say. He wouldn't live in La Vida Loca. No, he obviously couldn't. No, he couldn't do nothing. Boom. He was dying.

He was dying. He was dying. Yeah. A world-renowned Russian ballet dancer and a critic of Vladimir Putin's invasion of Ukraine well, somehow fell from the 60th floor. His death. Imagine that. I can't believe that. Let's see.

Different reports offer contradicting details about this. I don't know why it would be conflicting, but Vladimir Shikolarov, the 39-year-old ballet sensation, was a principal with the Mariinsky Theater and had performed at the Met Opera in New York, the Royal Opera House in London, performed in Munich at the invitation of the Russian president's son-in-law, Igor Zelensky, who was himself a former head of Bavaria.

One of the reports about the death of the ballet star, believed to have been from an unconfirmed law enforcement source, mentioned the performer was locked in his apartment by his ex-wife, also a ballerina, said the star had a drug and alcohol abuse program, and the recently divorced wife said that he was in the apartment and oh no she had been in the apartment to prevent him from buying drugs uh the 39 year old was trying to escape the apartment when he accidentally died accidentally died 60 stories 60 stories yeah you can believe that or you can also outspoken

against putin you can also go back to that first sentence and get what the writer was telling you is that uh this person fell 60 stories because they made the wrong enemy yeah yeah all right uh you know you ever have a flat tire i got one right now sitting at the house yeah yeah yeah it sucks doesn't it? They're never at opportune times. It's just always bad to have a flat. A 63-year-old man who was crushed to death by a vehicle when he was trying to get the spare tire out of his car. He had a flat. Shabalam District Police Chief said a shuttle bus

failed to avoid the off-road vehicle parked behind the victim's car on the left side. The vehicle belonged to a good Samaritan who wanted to help the person change his tire. The accident resulted in the victim suffering severe injuries to his body and was confirmed dead at the scene. So the guy parks behind him to help him change his tire. They're over there working on the tire. The guy whose tire it is is, I guess, somewhere at the back of the vehicle who's tired is I guess somewhere back the vehicle the bus hits the second vehicle which smashes him into the you got wedged in the bumpers yeah smashed up pretty good there I guess the good news he doesn't have to worry about the flat anymore I don't know I mean

that's I'm trying to find a bright side yeah um all right let's move on to this or the car payment that's true too too. Yeah. Good point. Oh, yeah, I love this. I do love this. Because, you know, you're trying to save the environment. You want to save the world, right? A man who died after being crushed by a wind turbine blade has been remembered as a top fella by those who knew him. And that's how it's written, top fella.

That's how it's written. Top fella. Installation tech, Jess Patience, 36, working at a construction site in Australia. When the accident happened, he was crushed after a blade got dislodged as it was prepared to be lifted. And these things are massive, man. Whoa. You see how big that blade is? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Australia.

Yeah, even the wind turbines, the fans want to kill you. Finding every way to kill you. Yeah, everything in Australia does want to kill you. All right, and one more here that we need to do. This is four taco stands in South Bay, LA, robbed at gunpoint by a group of men, leaving some employees badly injured. The first incident, leaving some employees badly injured. The first incident, 11 p.m. In this robbery, two of the taco stand employees stated they were badly beaten with the butt of a gun. Video shows the employees with wounds to their heads and hands,

one of them taken to a hospital. The second robbery, about two miles away, this time the target was a taco truck. This person had a vengeance of the tacos. This person hated tacos for some reason. They knew that's where the money was. I guess so. Late night tacos.

The incident involved a group of armed men who held the workers at gunpoint demanding their money. It took about $1,000 before they fled in a black Scion. Won't be hard to find. No, probably not. While police were at the scene of the second robbery, a third was reported at a taco stand. This is at midnight, so now an hour into it, we're on three robberies. Footage from the third scene showed an employee being treated at the scene for head injuries after he was pistol whipped. Oh, no.

That might sound more like... Yeah, that's closer to it. About 30 minutes later, a fourth robbery happened. An employee of the taco stand that was targeted, say, and others were assaulted, who, again, pistol whipped him. I guess they were just hitting up the taco stands for the money. Like going in 60 seconds. Right? Yeah, it is.

They took Taco Tuesday, too, literally. Man, they did, didn. Right? Yeah, it is. Right? They took Taco Tuesday, too, literally. Man, they did, didn't they? That is for sure. They really did. Speaking of that Gone in 60 Seconds, that was a damn good movie back in the day. Yeah, it was. I love it. That was before Angelina Jolie was batshit crazy and still hot.

She was probably batshit crazy then. You're right. She probably was then, too. But she was hotter. She was hot, yeah. she was hot yeah so it made up for it kind of like Megan Fox god love her she's so hot I look at what's the guy she's pregnant by machine gun Kelly I, he's pregnant. That's correct. Did he cheat on her or something? I remember, I don't know. I think it's crazy. Her engagement ring or whatever, it was set up to hurt her if she tries to take it off.

Really? Yeah. They're weird. They are weird. Look, here's what I know. I know the dude seemed like a regular rap guy, an Eminem-style rapper. Matter of fact, he went after Eminem. Remember that?

Yeah, he got owned. He did get owned he got pwned but uh he looked like a pretty regular guy and then megan fox got him and now he's almost trans at this point i mean the dude wears more girls clothes than guys yes i don't know maybe that's just her bag i'm like did you want to date a girl i mean yet again you have a scrawny dude like why megan you're bigger than him i'm sorry it would hurt to ride him probably does with his ass yeah it would hurt to ride and he's okay with it yeah apparently so yeah he must like it yeah no safe word needed no no he's like no i don't need one go ahead

megan i'm just gonna watch you while you do it look at you you're so cute you know just so fine yeah no i'm i'm out on that. She seems bat crazy. She seems like she just has this look in her eye that's evil. Yes. You know what I mean? It says I do bad things. Weird shit. If you piss me off, it's going to get real ugly.

Yes, she does. It's like I heard Diddy won't go to her parties. She won't go to her parties. Well, he saw Jennifer's body and was like, no, I don't want that. I almost watched that the other day. It's a good movie. I was stumbling maybe through Tubi or something. I saw it and I went, no.

And then I went on. But I did think about it for about that long. Yeah. And I thought, it might be good. She's probably looking hot in it. And I thought, it's probably not that good. Is this a good movie? It is good.

Is it? Mm-hmm. What's the best horror movie you've seen in a while? I don't really like scary movies. My son was telling me about, he's going to fix and go watch Smile 2. Yeah, that's, well, I've seen it online. I haven't watched it, but apparently it did well enough. There's a second one.

He told me, was telling me parts about it, and that's a creepy movie. I'd probably watch that one. Okay, all Alright. More psychological in ways. You're not a scary person, girl, right? I love scary movies. I absolutely love scary movies. What's the most recent one you loved? You know,

I haven't branched out into any of the new ones yet. I kind of like my old school ones. I love the Conjuring series. That is, you know, I don't like the supernatural stuff uh mostly in horror films but i did like those and i like the ed and lorraine yeah vera is a wonderful they do very well together um you know it really kind of depends on the mood i'm in because i do like some campy stuff i love the screams yeah i like campy horror the best. Yeah, I love The Screams.

I think those are great. There was a couple of movies on Netflix. The Chick. Ooh, Hide and Seek. Ready or Not. Ready or Not. That's a really, really good one. Ready or Not.

Ready or Not. That's a really good one, and it was actually coming on this morning, too. But that's a really good one but the babysitter and the babysitter 2 killer queen um those are awesome you've seen the first one was amazing thank you yes it was absolutely i was blown away i was blown away by it so i watched the second one as a result of it and it was damn good it was really good jenna ortega that's how i met her was in Babysitter 2. And I think those are great. Murder Party?

I haven't seen that one. Now there's one. That's a good D movie. That's a real good D movie. There's one that really surprised me, and I'm trying to remember what the name of it is. It's a Christmas-based one. But, and she is,

we talked about this. Not the the not the christmas the bloody christmas not the one with uh the the guy who played doctor who this is a different one uh talked about this i have to look it up again yeah and and but if i had to recommend one horror film well first hold on what what the horror film you've watched recently uh honestly i'm kind of old school so i'm going to sound old for this, but I like The Shining. Yeah. Okay, that's cool.

That's a good one. Doctor Sleep. I felt like, you know, Ewan McGregor did pretty good in that. I haven't seen that one. Oh, you need to watch it. That's a Stephen King adaptation. Yeah, if you've got about three hours to kill. Yeah, yeah.

I used to, when I was a kid, I read, I don't know, probably 50 of his books, I guess. Oh, yeah. I read a lot of them. Oh, yeah. That's why we all are the way we are. We're all messed up. Because we all were listening to Stephen King. Let me give you a suggestion if you haven't seen it.

Watch one called Hush. It is maybe one of the most tense ones I've ever seen. So it's a lady who's deaf. She's deaf, okay? She's in a house by herself in the woods uh somebody writing or something yeah i don't remember what why she's there by herself i think somebody's supposed to be coming a friend or something but they haven't made it and this guy shows up and he's obviously he's a psycho serial killer with a mask and uh the the first part that catches you is is he's

standing outside the window all creepy and shit right no one he's being on he's doing it you know he's being creepy on purpose he's trying to scare her and he's scratching on the window she can't hear a damn thing and he's trying to get her attention so he can scare her and he can't scare her because she can't hear him oh my god that's so funny but then finally when she does realize what's going on and then you have to stop and think about it man if you had someone that could get into your house who's a psycho like that you're trying to kill you and you're dead oh my god i mean that's that's free that's terrifying and the tension in this movie

i bet it's it's like a 10 the whole time you're like damn you know that it's kind of funny in an ironic way that first yeah part where he's trying to get her attention you're like ah it's like a you know but it's gonna be a comedy yeah but it ain't it ain't at all and it's damn sure uh worth watching let's check before we get out here what the people have to say uh anything new here let's see crystal named her daughter after angelina joey yeah her daughter's name is joely anna oh okay that's very cool joely anna oh joely anna is it joely anna h i'm thinking maybe the h was an accident but i don't know it could be an ah is it an ah no i i know crystal she's an aaron no no no it's juliana no no no no no no no listen please uh if you are

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