Patrick and the People - 11/25/2024 Patrick and the People - LIVE!

Episode Date: December 2, 2024

Guests: Joe Exotic, Seth Dees, Bryce Moore, Chad Sledge, Amanda Parker, and Luke Shoemaker

you you you you you You 🎵 The other people don't mess with this. Let's go. Morning. It is Patrick and the people. It's Monday. And boy, do we have a Monday for you, man. It's going to be a hell of a show today. I'm very, very excited. We did.

Meow. Yeah, we did, in fact, have an interview with Joe exotic yesterday that we will air today. And, uh, it's a doozy, you know, it's Joe exotic, baby, you know, you never know what you're going to get. And, uh, he delivered, he delivered and we talked about a lot of stuff. So it's a, it's a good interview. interview uh let me introduce you to the cast today to my right right it's chad sledge you know him you love him he gives bonus holes to people all over the street that's right he has the piercing studio prime alert uh tattoo and piercing and conway so get over and see him over on oak street and to my right it is uh you know her demanda or amanda demanda whichever you

prefer she is the owner of the break room they're doing good enough they they ran out of stuff to break uh last week we did you've re uh renewed your supply yes well that's good news very much very much yesterday was a good day yeah it was a good day. We cleared out almost all the Goodwills. Oh, that's awesome. We had a real good time. That's good news. Hey, and that's good for Goodwill. It is.

And to my left here, man, this is great. You know, you hear him every day, whether you know it or not. It's Luke Shoemaker. He sings our intro, and this shit ain't funny. What's up, yo? What is up, my brother? Glad to have you in the studio with us man oh good to be back man i was passing through town so i figured i'd stop in and say

what's up man i am glad uh you made it in to see family uh for the holidays out of nashville oh yeah man yeah i got in late last night so how is uh nashville traffic versus little rock oh dude it's people don't know how to drive out there man no oh dude yeah they're insane i call them nash holes dude that's pretty great that's pretty great yeah yeah they don't know how to drive out there so they drive uh slower faster what's it is it more congested less congested literally all of it that you just said man like they they got like the infrastructure of little rock but they got the traffic at la youA. You know what I'm saying? Oh, damn, yeah. They're growing fast, then.

Yeah, I mean, it's a good thing, don't get me wrong, but at the same time, when I'm just trying to, you know, go to, like, downtown Nashville, I live about 40 minutes outside of town, and if traffic's bad, it's more like an hour and 20 minutes outside of town. Okay, so it's a long commute. Yeah, you know, depending on where I'm going, like, if I'm doing something on Music Row that day, or if I'm heading over to, like, Gibson's Garage or something like that, you know, it Row that day or if I'm heading over to Gibson's Garage or something like that, it could take however long. He's heading over to Gibson's Garage. That's the guitar, right? Yes. That's another thing. Since I've seen you last, I told you about it.

All fair. But the endorsement with all of them became official and all that. So I'm like a Gibson Epiphone artist now. That is amazing. Man, that's awesome. Thanks, dude. That is big time. It was cool how it came together man there's these cover shows back in nashville that i was doing and there was a guy there named aljon and he's

become a good buddy of mine and he is like the dude that designs all the guitars and everything for gibson and epiphone and he had heard through the grapevine that i was you know needing some bass stuff for when vantage starts playing shows and like I do the hired gun thing, too, in Nashville. And there was a band that needed me to fill in for a music video. And so he's like, hey, come by the garage and I'll show you around a little bit. And just, I mean, literally 30 minutes in the garage. And it was just the stuff that I was seeing is, like, prototypes for stuff that's not coming out until next year. Oh, wow.

For, like, signature series for certain people. And then, like, just everything they have going on there there and it being local and it being people i know and everyone in that company that i met was just the coolest ever and so it was just a real natural progression to join that family you know it's it's kind of a big thing to be a studio musician as well isn't it i mean that's a big thing to be able to keep you working even if you're not dropping a record or something yeah no it can be man i've got a couple different things i do like you know vantage is my baby but one of the big things i do is i'll write for a bunch of other bands in town too like i've had a couple since i've seen you last that have hit like octane and

all that that i've written that's awesome you know there's that band via sky that i fill in for but i write for them quite a bit too and so there's them and then there's actually a arkansas band back here census that i just wrote with them oh yeah i know those guys man they're great man they're actually really good band and they're super nice dudes too man we uh we wrote one together tell them we need to get them in actually yeah no i could i can holler at them for you i appreciate that that'd be great that'd be great well uh let's get to some information, news that you need. We'll start with the people who've outrun the Grim Reaper. Let's start locally in Little Rock.

You may know him from working with him at Falcon Jet. Happy birthday to Michael Homsher. Hey, Michael. Happy birthday. Happy birthday, bro. Hope it's a good one for you, man. Let's see who else has outrun the Grim Reaper. Christina Applegate, 53.

You know her from, God, a lot of things. Yeah, married with children, anchorman. I mean. Don't tell mom the babysitter's dead. Oh, man. Oh, yeah, she was in that one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Love that movie.

Let's see. Who else do we care about? John Larroquette. He was in Night Court. He's 77. Steven Lunsford from Private Practice, 35. Doug Ray Scott is 59. He played a bad guy in Mission Impossible 2, but he's been in a lot of things.

Let's see. Lamb of God's Mark Morton is 52. Like him? Yeah. Okay. All right. And let's see. Is there anybody else you care about here?

Joey Chestnut, the championship eater, is 41. He is ranked first in the world by Major League Eating. That is a real thing right there, man. All right. And on to the news we go. So let's see what the world's doing. Burning. Trump met with NATO Secretary General Mark Rutt.

Oh, no, it's Rute. In Palm Beach, Florida, to discuss global security issues, NATO said they talked about a range of things facing the alliance. In a brief news release Saturday, he became the new head of NATO in October. As the season of giving approaches, many Americans have already started shopping. The generation planning to spend the most this year? Well, that'd be millennials. 63% of millennials say they plan to spend the same or more as they did last year. The National Federation says between November 1st and December 3rd, spending expected to jump to a record $989

billion. Holiday shoppers are expected to spend 8% more this year than last year for an average of almost $1,800. You think you're going to spend that much, Chad? Yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah. You think you're going to spend that much, Chad? Yeah. Oh, okay. Three kids and a wife. You're going to get there quick. Amanda?

No, I'm getting into divorce. Costs are going down. Well, that is a gift to yourself. So you can factor that one in. A gift that keeps on giving and doesn't cost taxes. You think you'll get that high, $1,800? Man, that's usually my pizza roll budget every week. You know what mean i know that's right i know that's right all seven oh no i'm not reading anything about bts sorry uh let's see the it doesn't matter okay yours temporary new companion

moving today the mini moon as it's uh been called has been hanging around for about two months it's now going to head back out on the journey through the solar system it's just an asteroid it's about the size of a city bus its origin remains unknown are we sure oh no we're not sure of anything anymore mike tyson's been offered 125 grand he just made 20 million right leave him alone okay Is it for his jockstrap? No, it's to host a Christmas party in Vegas wearing chaps and a banana hammock. Yes. I knew it had to be something related to everybody seeing his ass. Yeah, following the Netflix fight, Kings of Hustler, a male review in Kansas City, extended the proposal saying,

we think Tyson's playful side is what our cowboy Christmas party needs. We'll offer him $100,000 hundred thousand plus 25k just for accepting i'm sure he's gonna say yeah no yeah yeah why don't you come through with a little bit more right uh let's be real thanksgiving is all about food sure we enjoy getting to spend time with loved ones but potatoes gravy turkey pies that's what it's about uh turns out the average american will eat a day's worth of calories in one sitting. Their researchers talked to about 1,000 adults to get an idea. They found the average American consumes about 2,100 calories during Thanksgiving dinner. You think that'll be the case?

Probably so. Yeah? Can you put away that much? Where are you going to put it? In my mouth. Balls. Balls. Balls.

Man, hot take, I can't stand Thanksgiving food. Really? Oh, man. Oh, that's awesome. Hold on. No, you can't stand it. What do you not stand? Man, I'm a picky eater, man.

I'm one of those that like the way my family's always done and we do like the non-traditional kind of stuff okay and so it's either like mexican food italian food so you don't like the turkey yeah man it's just too dry chicken you know what i'm saying dry chicken okay that's all it is bro you know what i mean and i just i can't do all the green beans and all that stuff man like i know it's wild but i'm one of those i'd rather like i get it man i i could live on a mcgriddle twice a day you know what i'm saying bro and that about does it for me you know 100 all right let's see the texas board of education uh this is weird uh at

the end of last week they approved a new curriculum in the state which allows lessons based on the Bible in K-5 classrooms. It was an 8-7 vote. Now, it doesn't mean everybody's going to do it. It just means those who choose to use it can do it. The curriculum includes lessons about Moses, the golden rule, the story of good Samaritans, et cetera, et cetera. Not a fan of it, to be honest with you no not a fan of any religion in a school but neither here nor there weather forecasters around the country are predicting

severe weather uh with winter storms this week something that could impact the holidays sacramento issued a winter storm warning for the state of Sierra Nevada through tomorrow. Over the weekend, precipitation in Pennsylvania and West Virginia helped the drought conditions that had led to some wildfires. That's good. They had about 17 inches of snowfall. That ought to take care of the fire. You know what I mean?

That ought to about do it right there. Glad I don't live in Pennsylvania. Let's see. The defense trial or defense rested its case in Daniel Perry's manslaughter and negligent homicide case on Friday. Now, Penny is the guy. He's a former Marine. He was charged in the New York City chokehold death of Jordan Neely in 2023.

He pleaded not guilty. He did not take the stand during the defense. Judge is holding a conference with attorneys to talk about jury instructions. Have you followed that trial at all? No. You hadn't? No. Man, it's a wild trial.

But, you know, the guy came on the subway. He had a history of attacks and assaults on the subway. But, you know, he came into the car threatening everybody, saying he was going to kill somebody, saying he didn't care if he died. He started getting in people's faces. So this guy was a former Marine. He's like 23 years old.

And he just grabbed him and held him. There you go. You know, like held him down, MMA style, kind of in a chokehold. Another guy was kind of helping him well. They wouldn't, you know know let him go until the police got there well the police did get there and he did have a pulse at that time he was also by the way on drugs uh but he died and so they blamed this now and he's been charged with manslaughter so okay what happened yeah when my brother died um it was he had gotten in a fight with his best friend

and his best friend kind of did something similar he just kind of set on him to try to stop him because my brother was inebriated high on cocaine all this stuff yeah and my brother had you know um extenuating health issue type things in a large chart and um and he died and they tried to charge the guy with that yeah involuntary manslaughter basically but they didn't convict him no how did it were you okay with that the six months i was okay with it um the rest of the family not so much by the time that they decided um on all that like i was probably six, eight months sober and, you know, work in a program or whatever and just kind of understood that like the disease kills people in so many ways, shapes and forms. Yeah, as much as you love your family member or friend, I mean, if they're, you know, drugged out, intoxicated and perpetrating violence, then things do happen. And it is unfortunate. It wasn't the first time they'd gotten in a fight, you know, so perpetrating violence, then things do happen, and it is unfortunate.

And it wasn't the first time they'd gotten in a fight, you know, so it was just kind of par for the course, you know, other than, you know, my brother dying, that did suck, you know. Yeah, no, of course it did. Yeah, it was horrible. It was horrible. All right, a couple was arrested in Minnesota after conducting what authorities said was an organized shoplifting operation that lasted months, involved multiple people.

They set off store alarms while trying to leave a Lululemon location in Minnesota. They were allowed to leave. An organized retail crime investigator said they were responsible for multiple thefts, up to a million dollars in goods from the company, including eight thefts in Colorado October 29th and 30th alone. Wow. So they've been busy on that deal and spree. Hyundai and Kia, this is not good for them. They were calling about 208,000 vehicles for a pretty important problem.

National Highway and Traffic Safety Administration said that transistors in the charging control unit may get damaged and stop charging the 12-volt, which can result in a loss of drive power. That's not good. You don't want to run out of power while you're driving. That's bad. Another electrical vehicle problem. Well, let's see. There's a lot to still work out on these that we don't know. Ada County, Idaho, has a unique idea about how to rebuild trust in elections. In the next few days, all 271,186 ballots cast on November 5th will be published on an interactive website for anyone to review. What? Yeah, that'll include how each ballot was tabulated. It was the

brainchild of the county clerk, Trent Tripple. What a name. And while other counties have published that kind of data in the past, it's the first time that's been published together. Won't have any personal information, by the way. Here's some good news. Kate Winslet made a dream come true for a girl going blind. Lily Ray, she's 12, from Nottingham, England. She has a rare genetic condition that causes progressive vision loss. She's crowdfunding a visual bucket list before her eyesight is gone. The crowdfunding campaign caught the attention of actress Kate Winslet. She donated and hosted Lily Ray on a trip to a safari park, and she's brought attention to the campaign, enabling her to fulfill dreams like a trip to Africa, Paris, and Italy.

That's pretty cool. That is cool. Here's another good news. After a Texas family's newly purchased semi-truck was stolen, Peter Montez, he's the owner of PM Pleats in Houston, stepped in to help by donating a replacement truck. I'm not talking about a pickup. I'm talking about a semi. stepped into help by donating a replacement truck.

I'm not talking about a pickup. I'm talking about a semi. The father of three, Kerry Jordan, had used all his family's savings to buy the truck, which he planned to use as their sole source of income. Montez saw the story, was moved by it, was determined to make sure a good one, and so he donated the new truck to the grateful family. Wow.

How dope is that? We know how much those things cost. Well, they're not cheap. No. No. When it comes to good attitudes, it says, it's hard to beat the one that Tim Comerford has, the basis for Rage Against the Machine,

audio slave, prophets of rage, had his life turned upside down when he was diagnosed with cancer. He said, I have cancer. I'm no longer crying about it. He's still producing music, has a nickname for himself when he was diagnosed with cancer. He said, I have cancer. I'm no longer crying about it. He's still producing music. Has a nickname for himself after going through a roughly two-year period where he didn't want to talk about his diagnosis.

He says, I call myself Cancer Man. I'm in the best shape of my life. It sounds extremely rock and roll positive, but he went on to say that cancer will never be gone through. It's always going to be there. So I guess at least he has a positive attitude about it, right? I mean, you may as well live the best you can the rest of the time you go. Wicked ruled the North American box office this weekend.

It took in $114 million. Damn, really? Yes, everybody I know was going to see that in a couple times. Wow. Okay, well, good for it. It had the best global opening, a take of $164.2 million around the world. The biggest opening for Ariana Grande. Oh, she's in it?

Yeah. Oh, who does she play in it? Glinda. Glinda. The Good Witch. The Good Witch. Okay. The other big movie that did good, Gladiator 2, it had a solid $55.5 million.

The Christmas action movie with The Rock was third with $13.3 million. You know, I went and saw it the other day. It wasn't as bad as they make it out to be. No, it wasn't? Yeah, no, it was actually solid. You liked it? Yeah, no, it was pretty funny. Okay, all right. Idris Elba apparently is joining Masters of the Universe.

Yeah, everybody loves Idris Elba. All is joining masters of the universe yeah everybody loves it i mean all the guys like him all the ladies you know i mean everybody loves that dude he'll play uh duncan also known as man at arms if you watch team man growing up you know who the man at arms is yeah um anyway shirt off like the whole time yeah no i'm sure that's very exciting for you the character told by the king to create an elite'm sure that's very exciting for you the character told by the king to create an elite force which he decides to call masters of the universe also stars allison free nicholas uh galizatine i don't even know this camilla mendez i don't know any of those people don't care doesn't matter i just want to see e-dress yeah well

they may have some other i don't know he man may be handsome too uh john christian a florida tree trimmer miraculously survived being stung over a hundred times nope by a swarm of aggressive bees and falling 30 feet from a hell no oh yeah after disturbing a hive the bees attacked he hit the switch that uh that trapped him forcing him to jump hit a roof before he hit the switch that trapped him, forcing him to jump. He hit a roof before he hit the ground. Despite having a bee sting allergy, he suffered no broken bones, no internal injuries. Doctors called him the luckiest person in the world. Seriously? All that swelling saved him when he got down.

Yeah, he bounced. Is that what it was? Oh, my God. They'd have to put me in a coma for like one of them drug-induced comas for a minute. That shit would be so painful. That'd be horrible. That'd be rough, man. Well, a weekend of football upheaval again in the NCAA.

Seven top 25 teams went down and no doubt will reshape the playoffs. Number two, Ohio State put it on number five, Indiana, 38-15. Notre Dame handled Army, 49-14. Unranked Oklahoma. Took down number seven, Alabama. Wow. The mighty have fallen. Oh, man.

It's almost sad to see. 24-3. Did you see the videos from their post-celebration? Like, they weren't leaving. Like, Oklahoma was on the field, and it was just bouncing like a corn concert. Yeah. They just beat Alabama. Yeah. I wonder what their final was. Well, they just beat Alabama. Yeah, I wonder what their final will be.

Well, they beat this Alabama. This Alabama. Right, right, right. This ain't Nick Saban's Alabama. Right, right, right. I wouldn't be that happy. Is this like the D-Squad Alabama? I mean, it's weird.

It's a restart team. It's hard to get used to, though, seeing these numbers. Yeah. Alabama and State. No, you've seen them for a decade or better run the charts, you know. Let's see. Florida upset number nine Ole Miss 24-17. 21 Arizona State beat BYU 28-23.

Auburn got by number 15 Texas A&M 43-41 in four overtimes. Dang. I know. And Kansas beat up number 16 Colorado. Kansas unranked 37-21. Yeah, that's when you get beat up number 16 Colorado. Kansas unranked, 37-21. Yeah, that's when you get beat by Kansas in football. It's a bad day. That's a bad day.

That's not Deion's Colorado race. No, Deion, they're in trouble, man. Who are they? Well, his son, Shadur Sanders, they say he pushed the ref. I guess he kind of did. Yeah, he did. Yeah, he did. I mean, he's Deion's son. I bet he pushed the ref. I guess he kind of did. Yeah, he did. Yeah, he did. I mean, he's Deion's son.

I bet he pushed the ref. No, he's – well, apparently – He just got a little excited and kind of went up and kind of, you know, kind of chest bumped. I was like, what's up? Yeah, yeah. Well, look, the dude, I mean – Oh, was he like checking him or was he not?

Like a push away push. I'm not saying he should have done it. I'm saying that everybody was, you know, piled on him and stepping on him and walking on him. He didn't feel like the ref was trying to protect him, and so he jumped up and, you know. That's what he thought about it. He probably shouldn't have done that. Prime time.

Probably shouldn't have. Third round of the playoff rankings unveiled tomorrow at about 8 p.m. Eastern time, but right now Prognosticatorators trying to figure it out. So here's what they think. They think number one will be Oregon. Number two will be Texas. Number three, Miami, Florida.

And number four, Arizona State. Oh, you mean Arkansas is not on there? Wow. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know if I – it says Oregon with a buy as Big Ten, Texas with a buy as SEC, Miami, Florida with a buy as ACC, and Arizona as Big 12. Where were the Buckeyes in that?

It says 12, Boise State versus 5, Ohio State is what they think, 11, SMU versus Penn State, Tennessee versus Notre Dame, Indiana versus Georgia. That's probably a good game. I would think Georgia might get that one. What do you think? Yeah, yeah. But I root for the SEC, obviously.

All right. Let's do something a little different, shall we? You love your adorable new baby. Don't you want to give it every advantage? We do. You know, it's never too early to start Botox. Let's go get some baby Botox. Preserve your baby's skin.

Let's go get some baby Botox. I know what you're thinking. You're crazy. It's just a baby. A baby with perfect skin? How long do you think that's going to last? Let's go get some baby Botox. You want your baby to be the babiest one on the playground. Wow, she doesn't look a day over two. Baby Botox. You don't baby to be the babiest one on the playground. Wow, she doesn't look a day over two.

Baby Botox. You don't want other less crinkly babies laughing at it. Don't you want to be a good parent? You know, for a change, bring your baby in now before it's too late for baby Botox. Baby Botox. They're going to hate you eventually. You need that in your life. You do.

You don't want to be caught at a holiday party with a wrinkly baby. Wrinkly baby. Let's see what the people are saying. LaTosha said, good morning, beautiful people. I can't wait to hear the Joe Exotic interview. That's coming up in just a little bit. Right after 7 o'clock, we'll drop that. Let's see.

Hello, Jonathan Degood said, what's up, man? Johnny Degood. Johnny, what's up? Man, yeah, they rocked it out. Dark from day one when they came in here the other day man they just absolutely slayed it and he's one of the best drummers in the state man every time man yeah he was bad on that little thing he had a little box oh my god for the drum that thing was sweet i was watching him as i couldn't take my eyes off him you know doing that it was like that was the coolest thing i'd seen. Oh, yeah, dude.

Yeah, that thing's awesome. Oh, man, it was good. So good. Let's see. Joe set out for a morning run, stopped to clog a toilet. Hey, good for you, man. Good job, man. Good for you, Joe.

Rich Rockwell, the Bruce Buffer of Little Rock, said hello. What's up, Rich? What's up, man? And Darren said cheers, brothers. What's up, man? What's up, Darren Riggin? Yeah, big, big things going on. Let's see, January 25th coming up, we have Arkenbrau.

I know, I saw that. I like these surprises, you know, when I'm scrolling Facebook. I'm like, holy shit, this is what we're doing? Yeah, I know. So right here at the Legion Scaffold Broadcast Studio Center, we will have January 25th, Arken Brawl. And that is four different wrestling division leagues that are going to battle for supremacy right here in our facility.

We're going to have a ring set up. We're going to have bleachers set up. We're going to have free food for everybody. Oh, my God, I cannot wait for that. And the ticket price is free. Pretty free. It's free. It's a free show.

That's right. Pretty, pretty, pretty free. You come out, support these guys. They are awesome. It's free. It's a free show. That's right. Pretty, pretty, pretty. You come out, support these guys. They are awesome. They're fun. They're, I mean, they're laying it on the line. It is going to be a hell of a fun evening for the price of free. And that includes your hot dogs and everything.

So I want you to come out and enjoy that and have a good time with us. What else is going on? Oh, Wednesday, we will have the debut of our new segment from XFL Jim. And if you don't know XFL Jim, he's insane. He has a mullet. I'm not sure that he's right as a human. I think he's got something going on with him. And I dig it, to be honest with you.

And I think you will, too. So we'll debut his football segment uh wednesday and that should be a lot of fun now we will be out thursday and friday for the holidays so please know we will play a best of on thursday and friday because now we can play the best stuff we got enough content now yeah we we got plenty we got plenty we do we do and uh thank you guys by the way uh things are going amazing uh all the way around. Our numbers continue to climb. We're so thankful. We're so grateful in every possible way. Let's do something a little different here, shall we? Let's do this. You know what? As a real estate agent, putting you with the right mortgage person

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Look, you can check them out online at FitzAuto.com, or you can go in person, 8421 Stagecoach Road in Little Rock. Find out why we bought seven vehicles from Pits Auto. They're that good. All right. So getting ready to do the Joe Exotic interview. Let me just give you a little backstory. So it took us about two weeks to make this happen. We had a miscommunication on a time zone the first time. And then the second time, I don't remember. Oh, they had some kind of issue at the penitentiary where that he could not get to the phone. They had locked everything down.

they they'd like everything right uh so yesterday you know we we've double confirmed and uh i felt extra confident when he followed us oh yeah on social media i was like hey that's cool you know joe exotic followed us right and um so i felt very confident until the time passed yesterday and i'm sitting there and me and gunner me and gunnar, right before I left the studio, I was like, we're done with Joe Exotic, man. We're done, man. Because we thought, you know, he might have been yanking our chain. And so I left to go do a real estate showing and I was just about to pull up and I looked down, my phone's ringing. It says federal prison. I'm like, well, let me answer it and see.

I don't know anybody but Joe, you know. And sure enough, it was, there I am driving down the road in West Little Rock talking to Joe Exotic on my smartphone. You know, and so he was like, well, can I call back at three? And I was like, no, absolutely you can. Yeah. And then he called and we started talking about, I think, maybe three minutes in. I hear something and then it just goes dead. And I'm like, did he get busted with a phone?

What happened, man? And you'll see in a minute what happened, which is pretty funny when he explained it. I was like, oh, okay. I never would have thought about it like that, but it was great. So it was a big win for us. You'll hear at the end uh that he decides that maybe uh he should just be calling us every week that is awesome every single week we'll be getting an

update from joe exotic and what's going on in his world he's gonna call us every sunday and uh tell us what's happening what's going on so now life. It's wild. Life is so good. Tiger update. I'm not mad. You know what I'm saying? I'm not mad at all. Christmas came early. Right. You know, let's, now listen, he is calling on, you know, a phone from prison. And it is playing through my cell phone.

So, you know, it doesn't, next time he'll call in through the studio line. But it's not as good audio as I wanted but it's good it'll sound fun yeah all right here we go let's uh let's play joe exotic can we okay can you hear me joe yeah i can okay great great great man i'm so glad to have you on i know that uh we don't have a lot of time uh how long do we have joe? Fifteen minutes. Fifteen minutes. Well, first of all, let me say thank you so much for what you did during the pandemic. I mean, the whole world was coming apart. I think you were the glue that kept us together.

Yeah, I wish I could take credit for that, man. I would have destroyed my entire life. Yeah? Yeah. Well, I tell you what, everybody is rooting for you, is wanting good things for you. I'll tell you that. So tell me this. I know that you have got a lot going on right now. What are you working on as far as a pardon?

You've asked for a new pardon again, right? Right, right. You've asked for a new pardon again, right? Right, right. And according to casinos.com, they're taking bets on who he's going to pardon in the first 108 days or 100 days. Yeah. And I'm number eight. So let's keep our fingers crossed.

Well, we'll work to get it to number one. And I know that you mentioned that you would like to have a cabinet position. I would. He's already filled the director of agriculture. I would like to be the director of the federal fish and wildlife. Yeah, man, that would probably be amazing to have you in that position. I mean, do you really want to do that? Well, you know, somebody has to change it and somebody's got to stop this before more people end up in jail for nothing like I am. Right. No, no doubt about it. We understand that. So

what are your attorneys doing meanwhile, in lieu of of a pardon to get you out of there? Are they still working diligently to find a way to get you out? Well, you know, I'm on appeal right now to overturn my conviction with all that new evidence that is at the joexoticofficial.com website. Yeah, and that's where everybody needs to go to see more about it is the, you know, Joe Exotic official website, right? Yeah. Okay, good, good, good. Now, tell me about, well, first of all, let me say congratulations on your engagement. Well, I appreciate it.

I appreciate it. I just hope I can keep him in America or I'm going to have to leave America. Is that right? Well, so when, what is his release date? May. Okay, he gets out in May. All right. Yeah, yeah.

And so, you know, you guys, what's the plan as far as a wedding, things like that? Are you going to do that in prison before he goes or what? We're trying. Yeah. Is it hard to be able to, I mean, do you get a lot of time together there? We spend almost all day together, yeah. Oh, that's beautiful. That's awesome, man.

Yeah. Yeah. Now, go ahead. Go ahead. Oh, I was saying, it's pretty open there for you. It's, you know, where you guys can interact all the time. Yeah. See, now, what a lot of people

don't understand, especially Carol Baskin, because she gloats that she has me in a cage. The place that I'm at is a medical center. There's no jail cells or bars or doors.

It's like an open dorm college campus. Okay, okay. So, you know, more like you're just stuck on a college campus and can't leave. Yeah, yeah. Okay, okay. Tell me about it, because I know that your business team is working overtime, because I saw in the news that you were just now releasing an AI porn clone. How did that even come about?

I didn't even know of such a thing. This company just called me and asked me if I would represent them. Yeah. So I was like, hell yeah. I'll do anything to make money right now because I'm broke as fuck. I hear you. I hear you. Can anybody send money via your website or on your books?

I said, can anybody send you money? Oh, I think we just lost Joey. Hey, that's all right, Joe. I understand, man. I figured something probably happened. Well, there's 300 people and six phones and fucking they argue with their wives and they beat the phones. So fucking corn short out there. Oh, damn, man.

That's crazy, buddy. That's crazy. No fucking system is crazy. Man, it is. So you were talking about your AI porn clone. You said they called you because, you know, they were interested in you representing them. Yeah. And so, you know, back in 2013, I used to be a model for Playgirl.

Yeah. They took some of those pictures and cloned me. And then, you know, I had to call and read a script. And that's how they got my voice. Okay. I said, whatever it takes to pay the lawyers. No, no doubt about it. I mean, I would do the same thing if they called me and I'm not even in prison.

You know what I mean? You know, by the way, I want to tell you this before, you know, anything else might interrupt us. I was talking to my producer. And so, you and so we have that line with voicemail. Anytime you want to leave us a message, you can leave as many as you want, Joe. We will play them over the air to get the word out on anything you need. So just know that's available to you, and I will play every single voicemail you send us, and you can do it anytime that you want.

When you say over there, what do you got? Well, as far as on our show, you know, releasing it online, releasing it on air, just getting the word out for you. So if you ever need to leave a voicemail, if you just during the week think

of something or something happens and you want to get the word out. All the time. Well, feel free to leave us voicemails and we'll run it every day like a segment. I don't care, Joe. I want to get the word out. What's the name of your show? It's Patrick and the People.

And it's on TV or just the Internet? No, it's everywhere, man. It streams live. It's on Audible. It's on Amazon. It's on audible it's on amazon it's on spotify it streams in about 30 locations we are literally all over the place joe but hell i'll try and call you like once a week yeah man we we'd love to have you on you know there's so many issues what's going on in here, Patrick, is so wrong. Yeah? Well, tell

me about it. It's wrong, man. You know, there's more bullshit drugs in here than there is out there. You know, I've heard that. And the guards are the ones bringing it in. You know, you can take a construction worker, a brain surgeon, a doctor,

a teacher, and let them go to work for eight hours. They might carry a briefcase or a lunch pail with that. A prison guard carries a backpack that probably weighs 100 pounds. Just bringing in contraband?

And carrying shit home. Stealing shit. Oh, wow. It's insane. And the mold and the algae and the rats and the filth is just crazy you mean it's got rats and filth in it where you're at just in three weeks i've caught 25 rats on glue traps under my bed. Are you serious? Yeah. That's crazy, man. Yeah. And you know, the first thing Trump needs to do when he gets in office

is anybody that qualifies to go to a camp, you know what a federal camp is? What is a federal camp? It's like an apartment complex with no fence around it. Oh, okay. But you're not allowed to leave. I got you. Anybody that qualifies to go to one, you should go home and get a job.

Yeah. And start supporting your family. Because the billions of dollars that y'all out there are paying for people to stay in a camp, dude, is bullshit. So you feel like it's just wasting taxpayer money. You know it is. Because, look, if you don't come here, crackhead, you're probably going to leave here, crackhead. Really?

It's that bad? It's that bad. Man, that's sad to hear, man. You hate hearing things like that. It is. So, you know, like, I've got a 21-year sentence. Right. For what?

For what? Okay? They've all admitted to perjury. They admitted to plot to kill me. Why am I even here? And not to mention 21 years. Right, right. No, it seems egregious, number one.

And we have seen the information and it does seem to me that there's something wrong here. There's something bad wrong. Yeah. So this appeal that's coming up, when is the next hearing on that or trial? Okay, the way appeals work is, okay, we filed our appeal, then we filed our brief with all the new evidence.

Okay, the government has 30 days to respond. Okay. And their 30 days should be up like any day. Right. Okay. So they could respond in any way. They could respond with yes. They could respond with no or anything in between. They could respond with,

Hey, you know, why don't we just do time serve and let them go home? Or they could try and take me back to trial. Yeah. Which, which they're never going to do that because their witnesses have already admitted the personjury.

Okay. So do you feel optimistic that this appeal may work? Well, I mean, if it doesn't, I'm going to die in here because we have enough evidence to prove that I'm innocent. Yeah. So you say, in other words, you've got the evidence. If you don't get out, it's only because they're not going to let you out. Right, right. Now, that would be a damn shame.

And that's why I need Trump. No, I understand that. I understand why you're trying to get to him, for sure. Well, we definitely want to help amplify that message for you, Joe, and get it out there to people so they know what the hell to do to help you. I mean, are there petitions out there? Are there ways that these folks can, you know, reach them and tell them, hey, are there petitions out there? Are there ways that, that these folks can, you know,

reach them and tell them, uh, Hey, we want you to do something. If you, if you push the website, the Joe exotic official.com. Yes,

sir. There's an evidence link there. There's a petition link there. Okay. There's everything you need from that website at the Joe exotic official.com location. Right. And then I'll have the girls send you a GoFundMe that we have set up.

Great. Because, you know, a lot of people think that I'm just loaded because of Tiger King, but people don't realize I didn't get paid for Tiger King. I was in jail two years before Tiger King was filmed. Not only that, but I'm sure that attorneys have to be paid for and all of these things. Yeah, so what I'm trying to do is just raise $1,900 for Christmas so

me and George can each buy our groceries for November and December and $400 for the official wedding. Okay, okay, so $1,900 is the goal right now. I bet we can help with that, I'm sure. It's not like I'm asking for a million bucks, you know?

No, that's a pretty small ask as far as they go, Joe. I'm not going to lie to you. That's pretty reasonable there. It's pretty crazy, but then I cannot get anybody to donate. It's crazy. Well, let me see if maybe we can help out a little bit with that. Now, Joe, what kind of food do you guys get there? It is crap.

Most of it is expired. Believe it or not, yeah. I'm saying expired by like eight, nine months. Oh, wow. And then the food that we do eat, a kindergarten and daycare gets more of a portion than we get here. It's not these guards think that it's coming out of their paycheck. But what's happening is they're carrying it all home. Oh, wow.

Okay. That's terrible, man yeah now what what about as far as i mean clearly at least you do have some access to the outside world which is good uh is that helping some to help you well you know i do probably an interview or two a day which helps helps a lot. Yeah. Because it's keeping my name out there. Because, you know, they used to keep me shut up. They kept my phone privileges taken away. Right. And I couldn't use an email or none of that. Now I can at least do phone interviews.

And actually, they just started approving people to come in and interview me. You really need to get on the Federal Medical Center website in Fort Worth. Okay. And fill out a press thing. Okay. So far, nobody's came to talk to me. Well, I'll tell you what. I'll go on there and fill it out and come talk to you.

I would love for you to come just sit down and visit with me. Well, hell yeah, I will. I'd love for you to come just sit down and visit with me. Well, hell yeah, I will. Yeah, you say I have to go to the Fort Worth Medical Center site? Website and fill out the press thing, yeah. Okay. All right.

I will get that done this week. We'll get that filled out and see if we can get approved on that list to get in there and, you know, talk to you in person, get that set up where we can broadcast that across the world. Yeah. Hell yeah. Yeah. That'd be great, man. I'd love that. That'd be a great thing to do, Joe.

All right. Cool. Cool. So, yeah. Have you not watched the videos of all of the people in the burglary? I haven't seen that, to be honest with you. That's one of the things I have not seen. When you said that, I was a little bit taken aback because I was unaware they had done that. Yeah. When you get on that website, go to the evidence link and watch the videos.

You'll question yourself. Why the hell is this man still in prison well none of these people been charged yeah they even the hitman even went one step further and took my lawyers and netflix to the zoo and showed them where he hid a murder weapon their original plan was to kill me wow that's insane man and you know what i'm not shocked to hear that because I did watch the documentary and I did see some of the stuff that happened and it didn't make sense to me. It's never made sense to me, to be honest with you. I've always thought that you were railroaded, to be honest.

Yeah, I don't get it. I don't understand. All of this so you can't pet a baby tiger and that. Well, it seems ludicrous, to be honest. I mean, we all know you never even got there. It was never even a reality that an attempt on a life happened. And it's all been a lot of conjured up stuff. Well, who the hell even thinks you can drive to Florida and stalk somebody and drive back and kill them on $3,000. No, that's not a very good budget for murder.

It's a little low on the budget list. You know, you probably made that much for a tiger cub and then some. You know, why would you want, you know, come on, man, you know. Go watch those videos. All right. And next Sunday at 11 o'clock is a good time for me. All right. So how about just plan on expecting me to call you every Sunday at 11?

I love that. Let's do it every Sunday at 11 o'clock. We're going to do a call. We're going to do an update. And I'm going to get this thing filled out on the website for you so I can come down there personally. And we'll do an in-person video interview. That would be amazing. All right.

All right, Joe. Thank you, man. Have a great day. Bye-bye, buddy. You too. And there you go. That was Joe Exotic live from the penitentiary right there, man. And what a great, interesting call that was, huh?

What do you think, Amanda? I love it. I formally request to be able to go with you. You want to go on that road trip? I want to go on that road trip. All right. Well, we'll get a team together to go on that road trip. I'm definitely going to get that set up this week.

Look, we did post his GoFundMe. He's trying to get $1,900, he said, for food for a couple months and, I guess, $400 for his wedding. So, look, if you got a buck or two and you like Joe Exotic and you're entertained by him, he's going to be here every week. Throw him a couple bucks or something if you can. I mean, help the guy out. He literally is broke and, you know, you can't say he's not entertaining. That's for damn sure. No. no you know even over the phone so uh let me reintroduce some uh people who are sitting down now we we've swapped out just a little bit here uh to my left is uh bryce moore a local comedian while i say local you uh perform a lot

in the jonesboro area is that right yes sir that's right jonesboro and memphis okay okay and so you are up and coming are you doing uh open mic at places are you performing feature headline what do you do uh i'm not headlining yet i'm not headlining yet no i uh i open mic a lot i usually try to make it to one a week in memphis because gas is expensive sure yeah no it sure is we have two monthly or we actually have three monthly mics in jonesborough one at skinny j's uh one at cregan's that we might be losing soon so don't quote me on that one and then one at uh recovery room okay yeah at the recovery room recovery room downtown it's like a sober place

right uh no they they sell alcohol oh okay it's more like a coffee shop but they sell but that's called the recovery room what an interesting name i too. Yeah, I would have thought that was a 12-step program. We do have shows there too. NEA Comedians is sort of the group that runs the live support scene in Jonesboro. But we have comedy shows at Recovery Room. They're really good to us over there. That's awesome. That's awesome.

That's awesome. Who inspired you as a comedian? As a comedian, some of my comedy influences mainly are the Blue Collar guys, ron white later the cable guy okay yeah okay kind of a broad family oriented uh type thing a lot of observation stuff yeah that's kind of what i was into and then in high school i got more into george carlin richard pryor and uh later on i picked up like christopher titus uh craig ferguson gabriel iglesias lots of guys yeah i like george carlin a lot he was a pretty sharp cat real good maybe audiences think yeah no absolutely he was just a special character you know he was and then as far as like the imaging and all that kind of stuff actually

my influence comes from kiss oh yeah yeah that's that's my favorite man i think i'm wearing a kiss shirt underneath there yeah rock and roll over there there. Yeah, rock and roll over. There you go, baby. Yeah. Rock and roll all night and part of every day, right? That's right. And to my right, right over here, is a longtime friend of mine and a comedian who has been working in this market and all over the country, I believe, for the past many years. Maybe one of the greatest comedy names in history, especially in the past many years uh maybe one of the greatest comedy names in in history uh especially in the past 10 years seth d's d-e-e-s like uh yeah that's me man yeah i've been at it since oh nine i know man you've been doing this a long time buddy long time and i'm still here

in beautiful crime free arkansas yeah that's right baby welcome welcome home yeah and then getting started you were like one of the heavy hitters of stand-up in little rock back in the day well you know uh we just we kind of got lucky to be honest with you seth um i disagree with that i remember like i use you as an example patrick when i'm talking to new comics that are like how do i break the mold how do i set myself apart and I say things like there's a guy named Patrick angry Patrick he would call into radio stations and just rant about the things that were making him pissed off that week yeah and eventually you grew up you grew a following the the angry army and yeah your army back then yeah that's what I called him you just say where you're gonna be on

the weekend and they would pack out it was it it was cool. It was it was good times. You know, I enjoyed doing it and I've always enjoyed working, you know, with all the different comedians like yourself. We had, you know, at one point we had some great competitions. We did a lot of stuff. I haven't done, you know, stand up in two or three years, but I would like to do that again here soon uh for sure uh now you've got uh an event is it tonight tonight we're tonight we're doing a live roast battle at the joint really comedy theater yeah okay now how does that work so um i we i'm a co-host of a podcast called the partially cooked podcast okay and all month we interview four comedians that are going to be on the podcast.

And we ask them very intrusive questions about their lives, about their experience in standup. And then the comedians get together at the joint once a month. Tonight they're going to do their standup sets. And then after that, they're going to roast each other. It's a tournament based and there's an actual metal heavyweight championship belt oh really yes now so does it does it is it um like in rounds where they go head to head yes they'll go head to head um everyone kind of goes it's so m&m style eight miles exactly don't choke b rabbit like we need you they do five jokes jokes each and then the audience chooses.

We also have a decibel reader. And then, you know, my co-host Bear and I, we also kind of pick our favorite because, you know, sometimes you just bring your own people. You don't have to tell a joke if you've got 50 people in the audience. So this kind of keeps people from just showing up without jokes. So, you know, you have your first two come in, they go head to head. Right. Very much like, I guess, the Jeff Ross roast battles. Very similar, yes.

Very heavily. Do you have a wave? The wave, if you've ever seen Jeff Ross's roast battle, one of the things I do love the most about that show is that group, The Wave, that jumps up and does, you know, the physical stuff in between no we don't do anything like that we do like uh we usually have a guest comic come up and do um a set and then the comics that are roasting each other they'll go up and do seven minutes

right right they perform exactly and then uh you know with the joint we were doing at the loony bin for a long time love the loony bin excellent spot it's just with the joint we were able to be a little more interactive like i'm bringing a intro video i'm bringing like a joke counter yeah a little more multimedia exactly and so love love the loony bin that's where i took the stage for the first time you cut your teeth that exactly and cut a lot of teeth there and then uh but you know the joint uh love the loony bin but the joints got pictures of local comics up in the back room you know what i mean yeah they kind of celebrate the locals what you're saying you know don't get me wrong the loony bin is so supportive of local comedy wayne yeah wayne's good people he uh he does like a local showcase once a month, makes sure the comics are taking turns.

And there's never any doubt how you're doing at the Looney. Because Wayne will tell you immediately how you're doing. I get that from Wayne. You know, I've recently gotten to know him a little better, and I get that. He's a pretty straight shooter. There's no gray area with that. Seth, who inspired you in comedy as far as stand-up artists who were famous at the time you were growing up man i've been watching stand-up since i could walk um and my the ones that really stick out to me as a child

were brian regan oh okay man he's a great comedian he's a comedian's comedian. He really is. You know, he's a craftsman. He is pretty family friendly like Gaffigan. Exactly. You know, and he's got a great repertoire. Absolutely. You know, you take your kids to go see Brian Regan. Yeah. I loved Nick Swartzen. Nick Swartzen was on Comedy Central Presents at 22 years old.

Yeah. You know, I like Nick Swartzen. I've always liked him, you know, through his affiliation with Happy Madison and, you know, like nick schwartz and uh i've always liked him you know through his affiliation with happy madison and you know everything that he does there matter of fact i love grandma's boy that's a funny movie to me it's funny story um bill uh he connected with adam sandler because adam sandler was at home watching his comedy sense uh comedy central presents special really and said i i want to work with that guy is that right and found him and now now they're best buds yeah yeah that's a cool story funny that's like the real rule of stand-up it's all

these like politically correctness like can you say this can you say that you can say whatever the hell you want as long as you're funny yeah you know i think i think that's the rule that that's been talked about a lot recently is you can be 49 offensive and 51 funny you win all this political correctness is going away man this woke era you know which i respected it because so many you'd hear so many old dog comics be like i can't say what i want to say it's just no you're you're saying horrible things that aren't funny you've got to be able to be funny and say horrible things yeah you know anthony jeselnik is a great example of saying horrible things and being very You know, uh, Anthony Jeselnik is a great example of saying

horrible things and being very funny. He's actually got a really good interview. I think it was with Theo Vaughn where he says that the trick to comedy is getting away with it. Yeah, that is the trick to comedy. And if you go up on stage, people see your special and you say that thing that just everyone's mad at, you didn't get away with it. No, that's, that's usual. Now I'll say this you do have to break some eggs to make an omelet and sometimes people get offended but but typically if you are uh if you're a craftsman if you're good uh then you know you are going to look daniel tosh does it very well too uh you know he tells a a joke it's an abortion joke

and i'm i'm not a fan generally of those jokes, to be honest with you. But he does it so well in the, I think it's Happy People is the name of that set. And it's just one of the greatest deliveries I've ever seen in my life. And he does it in this very non-threatening, charming, cute way, you know, and gets away with it. So it just depends on um on on how you you position it i've known comedians who like that shock value yes and i think there's a place for it of course uh but i think it has to be balanced you know right it's so crazy audiences man you never know because um no that's damn sure my co-host bear he's a pretty dark comic but it's so funny

it's so hilarious and you'll see audience that like they would they're ready to buy his shirts they ready to they're ready to subscribe and hang and see every one of his shows and then sometimes you see audiences that are like i didn't like the stuff about babies yeah no i don't like that yeah no and and we talk about selective outrage. You know, those are people who, you know, they're never offended until you talk about cancer or until you talk about this, you know, because it seems personal to them. But in comedy, there's no, everything's fair.

Right. Now, let me, since I've got a couple comedians sitting here with me, and Bryce, scoot you in just a little bit here. So, folks, there you go so they can see it. Did you hear, did you guys hear that Cat Williams just bought an old military base in Alabama with 3 million square feet of inside space and, I don't know, 100 plus acres of land? And he's going to build his own studio like Tyler Perry. I had not heard that. That's incredible.

Yeah, yeah. He wants to be a movie mogul. He purchased an old military base in Alabama. It's Fort McClellan. And it's some Cold War era barracks that had been up for sale for about a million and a half, which is a bargain. Yeah. It's just known as Starships locally. that had been up for sale for about a million and a half, which is a bargain. It's just known as Starships locally. The barracks and the property consist of 30 concrete buildings,

3 million square feet indoors, 10 barracks with 20 rooms each, two large gyms, more than 90 acres of usable land on the old Fort McClellan site. And he's turning that all into a movie studio. Fort Pimpin', baby. Come on out. Come on out and get famous at Fort Pimpin'. Cat Williams is, I would put him and Dane Cook alone as far as stage presence goes.

They are the top of the food chain. Now, whether you like either of them or not is irrelevant their energy what they give to you on the stage is unrivaled yeah they leave it all up there yeah and uh now i do like kent williams better right but i do like both of them uh could kind of change the game on stand-up if you remember back well yeah he did it on myspace he was the first internet guy a lot of people hated him for that because he didn't go there. He went punk rock with his advertising. He got on Napster, and he would put his tracks on Napster,

but he would tag Metallica and Nirvana. Oh, did he? That's pretty funny. His stuff would come up, and it was just brilliant. That's guerrilla marketing, yeah. But what he did do is he bypassed the circuit, and at that time, nobody bypassed the circuit and at that time nobody bypassed the circuit So everybody was very angry in the comedy world, which was just some petty bullshit. But Bryce, are you a fan of Cat Williams? Yes

Yeah, what about Dane Cook you like him at all? Yeah, his early sets there's one I'm trying to remember the name of it, but he does it. It's in the round. It's just circle. That's it. That's it. That is it. And watch that.

That's a clinic on stage presence. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, he's in the middle of an arena. It's the round stage. I think I've seen a clip from that where he's talking about an atheist who told a guy, God bless you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I'm not the Lord. Yeah, who told a guy, God bless you. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Because I'm not the Lord. Yeah, that's a great, great skit. You were a fan of, were you a fan of Dane or Kat? Oh, dude, he changed my personality for a while. For a while, I would just walk around just going, chicken tenders. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, I'm so sorry. Yo, Dane Cook, man, he's something else.

Did anybody see him when he came? He came here? I didn't even know that he came here. I'm sad to say that. He came here, I think it was maybe Altel or Verizon at the time. I don't remember. It was 2010, maybe? Yeah.

Yeah. I think it was 2009, 2010, something like that. Yeah. Oh, wow. I know he's gotten a lot darker. I don't know. I haven't listened to anything most recent. Maybe it is.

Your brother stole like $7 million from him. Yeah, that'll make you dark. Dark after that. Yeah, $7 million stolen by your brother make you real damn dark. I'd probably be next to Joe Exotic right now. Right. All right, let's do something a little bit different. While I've got these comedians at my helm,

I'm going to want to bring Luke and Chad back up here in a minute, but let's do this first. Yes, the album drops soon. This is the segment. Not like the other. People do stupid shit. You say, oh, brother. Hey, it's not a copy or a clone of any previous bit.

But if you think so, hey, we don't give a shit. Yeah. Whackadoo in the news. That's right. That's right. That's right. Whackadoo's in the news, baby. Let's do this.

This comes out of the Netherlands. You know that drugs come in a lot, baby. Let's do this. This comes out of the Netherlands. You know that drugs come in a lot of changes. Oh, my God. Every now and again, you come across something extraordinary. That's what the police said about finding a garden gnome made completely of MDMA. Whoa. The gnome himself was visibly shocked by it. The police found the gnome among a large batch of drugs seized in the area because the

little statue weighed nearly two kilos. They decided to get it tested and found out it was made completely of molly. Wow. They didn't say exactly. How big was it? Well, I mean, all I know is two kilos. Yeah, they didn't say exactly where and when the bust was made but they cover well it doesn't matter the municipalities but made purely of the party drug which meant he's ditching the garden for the nightclub yeah that's what it says uh mdma also known as ecstasy uh so you know that's a lot of it somebody known as the like the my entire teenage and early 20 years. That was the entire time? Yeah. Yeah, I know.

A lot of people. The 90s ruled. The 90s had a lot of that going on, didn't it? Yeah. Yeah, no doubt about it. All right, let's see. Oh, this is great. A St. Louis man who police saw walking to his car with about $500 worth of stolen Red Bull

led officers on pursuit where they went over 120 miles an hour. For Red Bull. Yeah, that's right. They charged Anthony Simpson, 33, with felony aggravated fleeing as well as stealing and driving with a revoked license. He is sitting in on about $50,000 cash-only bond. thousand uh cash only bond but the O'Fallon police said officers were looking for Simpson on an active warrant familiar with his prior stealing patterns which apparently consisted of getting Red Bull from supermarkets he's been previously convicted of stealing three other times this dude loves Red Bull man they should they should sponsor him or something, man. But they saw him walk into his car

with a loaded shopping cart of Red Bull at the Schnucks at Darden Crossing. And they said he had $500 worth. Police say Simpson lost control of the vehicle, crashed into a concrete barrier, then wouldn't get out until police fired pepper balls

at him. All resistance then ceased, it it says that's hilarious uh he like doing like a like a bodega like a um you know i don't know like running a little like a little bodega out of his house or something yeah man it's got me like a kroger i've got a friend that's addicted to red bull yeah yeah every time he tries to stop, he goes through really horrific withdrawals. That's not good. It's not good.

Red Bull. It's not. Okay. I've never heard of Pepper Balls. You've never heard of Pepper Balls? Oh, yeah. No, no. It definitely is decidedly undelicious.

I promise you. Let's see. This is interesting. An only fan star known as the world's most sexually active woman says one lone star metropolis boasts America's most amorous men. She's Australian-born Annie Knight. That makes sense. Traveled to the U.S. this year, betting guys in Boston, L.A., New York, New Orleans, Orlando, and more. Something else from Australia trying to kill you.

That's right. Yeah, you know something's in there trying to kill you that's right yeah you know something's in there trying to get you she said i really really like guys in houston she was uh nearly reached her goal of sleeping with 600 men this year well that's special nothing like being number 599 huh goodness that's like three a day i saw this on t. There was a guy who left his wife to go do this. No, his wife's lucky then. She knows now what she's got. Yeah, absolutely. Good for her.

It's hard to beat the bandwagon, guys. Yeah, I know, right? Australian Disney star Andre Rurikura removed a snake from his flight, earning him a free drink as a reward. Listen, if I get a snake off my flight, you better give me a lot more than that. I want some miles, baby. Speaking to, guess what, Australia's news, he shared before his Virgin Airlines flight to Perth, a passenger yelled about a snake being aboard. The initial takeoff time was pushed back as the crew tried to figure out how to handle it.

Metal roof. What is this? Oh, I don't know what that is. They said they pretty much shut the whole plane down. Everyone was going to get disembarked and sent off the plane, which we weren't that keen for because everyone wanted to go home. Yeah. He says a little bit of a weird story to think it's true to hear there was a snake on the plane. So a lot of people didn't believe it.

But he apparently started a disney australia thing said the uh he saw the snake it was non-poisonous and he just grabbed it and that was that i'm tired of these snakes on this yeah what about all the snakes that got out on 65th and university i wonder whatever happened to them man you were telling me about that this morning, that somebody, there was like a car accident. There was a wreck at 4 o'clock in the morning, like Friday or Saturday, and a bunch of snakes slithering on South University and 65th. So they had a wreck. They had a bunch of snakes in the car.

Snakes started getting out. The cops have to call and ask somebody to come and get the snakes. And our animal control doesn't handle that. I don't know don't know what our animal is the pied piper i mean i don't well i you know what when i was in college i actually worked for an ngo or did the internship for reptile rescue uh center it was like the only ngo that did anything with reptiles here they're not in incorporated anymore but you know know. Australian men need to calm down, dude. They're already sexy enough. And they're coming in here just like,

what are we going to do about this plane? Oh, it's fine. I've got it. And I've got my wedding ring on, too. Back in 1970, a futuristic human washing machine called the Ultrasonic Bath caused a sensation at the Japanese World Expo. The egg

shaped pod developed and exhibited by Sanyo. It's now known as Panasonic Holding Corp. When someone climbed inside, it would fill with hot water, blast them with ultrasound waves, release massage balls. 50 years later, this invention is making a comeback with an upgrade. It didn't really take off in 1970, but now they're going to make this human washing machine. Yeah, so it ditches the egg shape for something that resembles a jet fighter with a transparent canopy that opens from the back. Once you settle in, it monitors your vitals to ensure perfect wash temperature. Even an AI system that analyzes if you're calm or excited uh it projects visuals inside of it and then it washes you while you sit in it and

i assume we're entertained and mesmerized in this uh weird sit down shower gizmo share that with joe because you could get some of his ai oh yes some ai porn into it no that's that's great i mean you're you know enjoying yourself the picture of the device looks a lot like the suicide pods it does it might be as a matter of fact good double duty fills with water uh let's see uh to some this might be a miracle to others just sloppy work by medical professional uh professionals oh wait hold on oh let me save that one now you don't get that one now that's later that's gonna be a good one uh oh here we go fine booze might sound or free booze might sound like a good idea normally yeah uh but you got to

consider your surroundings in uh bing bing laos a popular tourist town they say six people uh got methanol poisoning uh from drinking homemade vodka and suffered temporary blindness from the methanol that's what's up yeah the methanol is commonly found in paint thinner yeah and windshield washer fluid not good not good was it dang dang yeah let's see a jeep Wrangler can cover all kinds of terrain, but road closed signs still up for a reason. In Guernival, California, heavy rains have been overwhelming and have seen the banks of Mark West Creek overflow. Emergency officials say two vehicles had to be rescued from floodwaters. In one case, a couple driving a Wrangler, quote, made a bad decision. Yeah. It's a bad decision.

It's a Jeep thing. You wouldn't understand. That's right. They drove past the warning signs, learned the hard way. They effed around and found out. That's what happened. They got rescued by the Sonoma County Fire District before they were swept into the river. Just because you have four-wheel drive or all-wheel drive doesn't mean they actually know how to use it.

No. All those rubber ducks on your dashboard aren't going to help you float. No, they definitely won't. Let's see. A pub in Southampton, U.K. has a unique Christmas dinner for festive nudists this December. Finally. Because nothing like having your balls out while you eat, you know, for everyone to see. Makes everybody hungry. No, absolutely.

Gobble, gobble. The event at Mills Arms will allow attendees to enjoy a three-course festive meal in the back room, which includes its own bar and toilet. Regular patrons don't have to mingle with the news. But they will need to exercise caution because dishes like steaming soup will be served. No, you won't. Not near mine. The dinner scheduled for December 14th offers two and three course options.

It says it's fully self-contained, so it would possibly be naked through the whole event. It was an encouraged guest to travel with public transport so they could enjoy drinks. By the way, they will have vegetarian, vegan, and gluten-free options. Well, and they want them to use public transport. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, that's right. I'm glad that it's only two or three course meal options instead of like a six or eight

course. Right. Oh, I might get a little uncomfortable. It could get real uncomfortable. I'll probably get the vegan option. Looks like there's going to be plenty of meat available. I would definitely do the gluten-free so that nobody's, like, crop-dusting anybody in there. Like, y'all behave.

A Florida woman, Marlena Velez, was arrested after posting a TikTok video flaunting a haul of allegedly stolen items from Target. Girl, Really stupid. She used a counterfeit barcode at the self-checkout to steal 16 items worth 500 bucks. Police saw it through the surveillance. A video of her wearing the same outfit as in the security tape. Oh. Yeah, never wear the outfit you stole to the place you stole it from. You better.

That's a bad call. All right. And finally, Davenport, Florida man. to the place you stole it from. You better. That's a bad call. All right, and finally, Davenport, Florida man, he, Michael Kona, accidentally shot himself in the leg. It led to his arrest on firearm possession charges and an outstanding warrant. He claimed that somebody walked up and shot him for no reason while he was out walking, but deputies went, this guy's lying. The witnesses say he's lying.

They reviewed the evidence. He was a felon with six felony convictions. He wasn't supposed to have a gun. And he demonstrated probably why he shouldn't have had a gun. That reminds me of a story my dad told me a long time ago. A friend of his that he went to school with, or no, that he worked with, said that he got shot by a Bigfoot. Yeah?

He said he was out hunting. Hell yeah. Out in the woods, out hunting, and a Bigfoot came out, took his gun from him, shot him in the leg and in the shoulder, and handed him his gun back and left. That's big. That is what he told my dad. Bro. That is what he told him.

I wonder who shot him. Was he out there tending the still, or the sill, or whatever it is? My dad said this guy wasn't very intelligent no shit sounds like maybe there was a sounds like maybe there was a problem uh bryce tell everybody again uh if they wanted to find more about you your comedy where would they go for that so i'm on youtube you can find me if you search bryce more comedian or uh bams up comedy that's b-a-m apostrophe d hyphen up comedy, like stand up, but bam, as I like to tell people, uh, that's my YouTube show. Uh, every Monday, if I have new material, I record, uh, I record myself doing the material in my apartment, sort of simulate a comedy show in my apartment. That's where I started with all this.

Well, that's a good concept. That's a good way to put it out there. And then when I don't have new material figured out, I'll'll just like i record every open mic and every show and all that so i'll try to put out good footage on mondays okay so like today i'm putting out footage from either high town in memphis or a recovery room in jonesborough uh just depending on what will upload to my google drive so i can end it fair enough fair enough but uh yeah there's that and then i'm on tiktok as well uh everything that comes out on YouTube also comes out on TikTok. On Wednesdays, I do Things Bryce Thinks About.

On Thursdays, it's BAM News, which is two news stories with jokes, sort of like Weekend Update or like George Carlin's old news stories. Okay, yeah. And on Fridays, it's Funny Friday, just a street joke. So if anybody has a Funny Friday joke they would like to give me, I will happily accept submissions. All right. All right. Great. Seth, again, you've got an event tonight. Tonight we're at the Joint. a funny friday joke they would like to give me i will happily accept it submissions all right all

right great and seth uh again you've got an event tonight we're at the joint uh 8 p.m if you bring it's a toy drive if you bring a new toy you get in half off so it's only five bucks oh that's cool that's a good that's a good deal so you're gonna get uh several comedians performing five to seven minutes plus the roast battle right it's a 90 show. We fill up every minute of it. And it is, you know, I don't like to toot my own horn, but I've been watching roasts since I was a kid, and we are on par with those comedy centers. Yeah, I'd love to one day get in on some of that.

Oh, I'd love to have you as a guest judge. Yeah, I'd love to get in on that. Come in and just, you know. Yeah, that'd be fun. Why don't we get that done? Absolutely. Also, let's tell people, you know, how can

they find you particularly and uh what you've got going on i'm all over the place i'm on tiktok that's where i'm trying to put the most energy at okay at dnds dungeons and dragons but d's um and then on instagram at seth d's seth d's on facebook but then i've got a podcast with my co-host bear another powerhouse comic he's in my opinion one of the funniest comics in the south that's awesome we do a show called the partially cooked podcast it's on YouTube we are almost at 200 subscribers so it would really mean a lot if you go click excellent well yeah everybody can get out there and get you a like and get that going that'd be awesome all our old roast battles are online for free so you can get out there and get you a like and get that going. That'd be awesome. All our old roast battles are online for free,

so you can check them out and watch the previous ones. Then you can see, hey, oh, that's what I'm going to see tonight. That'd be excellent. Okay. Yeah, absolutely. And you can see, again, it is adult language, adult material, and we are mean as hell. We are so mean.

That's the way it should be on a roast. All right. Well, thank you, guys. I'm going to swap you all out with Luke and Chad real quick, if you all don't mind. Thank you, guys, for coming in. Just have a seat over there. We'll see if we can get you back in again here in a little bit, okay? You don't have to go anywhere.

You can just stay and hang out, man. All right. Get everybody back up here, and we will talk about some other things here that I think are of interest to us. So this is kind of an interesting thing here. Tell me what you think about it. The unchecked, let's see what, oh, hold on. Okay, so in Denmark, they are now implementing the world's first tax on agricultural emissions. That includes flatulence from livestock. Yeah, you heard me. Cow and pig farts are going to be taxed in Denmark.

Oh, man. How do they gauge that? Well. They got away, I'm sure. Yes. The agreement comes after months of negotiations between the country's parties, along with farmers, industry, trade unions, environmental groups, they call it the Green Tripartite Agreement.

But it says from 2030, farmers will have to pay $43 a ton of methane as the carbon dioxide equivalent on emissions from livestock, including cows cows and pigs which will rise to about 100 in 2035 uh do you think that um the cow parts uh that we should be taxing them is that do you think that'll do it i mean they tax everything else yeah that is true they do tax everything else what do you think yeah no that's exactly what i think right there amanda luke you just see like some poor dude walking down the street just trying to hold it in i mean if you think the cows is next it's gonna be you oh man worse or something that's just it's just sitting around the house the wife's like that's 20 cents that's 60 cents how many other

animals are on the planet besides cows i mean man my dog is bad man oh my god my dog should be i should be taxed for that yes jesus it's the worst to get taxed for your dog i never wanted to punch a dog until then horrible smell oh man and you know and we have all developed this keen ear in our house oh you can hear it because it goes my dog yes and i thought mine was i thought yeah like a tire's leaking or something or a snake's hissing and everybody goes yes you know what to do because you know that methane's about to hit you and man if it'll hit you sometimes you don't hear it and you just have your mouth open another thing yes oh no i'm walking into the room and you're talking and it hits you. It smells like they dropped a deuce right there in the living room.

Yes, you're trying to find it. In your face, yeah. I'd say the worst is when you're playing a show and you're on stage in the middle of doing your thing. Oh, wow. And that smell just hits you, bro. Oh, man, just a musty. Oh, yeah, and you just got to act like you're not, you know what I mean?

It's like you got to stand up there and play. Man, that. Oh, yeah, and you've got to act like you're not, you know what I mean? It's like you've got to stand up there and play. Man, that would be, yeah. And you know it's one of your damn bandmates. What was it? This weekend was a little musty at the shop. Yeah? Why do you? I mean, I feel like some folks were letting out more than some rage.

Okay, so do you have some kind of vent for that? We just walk outside and let it pass, like let the rooms air out, go smoke or something. Man, that'd be tough to be in a room batting and breaking stuff and then somebody dusts you. Yeah, Abby wrote, and they're small rooms. Yeah, they're not that big. They're smaller, like those small rooms are maybe just a little bit smaller than this room. Yeah. You know, but man, you know, they open a door up and you're like.

Oh, that's pungent. Stings the nostrils. Yeah, no, that's no good there. A little rough this weekend. All right. All right. So let's talk a little bit about holiday stuff and see if you're okay with this. Okay.

Consumer sentiment about giving secondhand or pre-owned gifts has been changing when it comes to holiday shopping, at least according to these surveys. An Amazon commission survey found 59% of people will check for the pre-owned version of a product while doing online shopping first. The younger generation is leading the charge in shopping for used items. 79% of Gen Z, 75% of millennials looking for pre-owned products. Would you, is there a stigma with giving a pre-owned product for a gift in the holidays? If my kid gives me a pre-owned gift, I'm going to do the same thing to him. Like, that's horrible, man. No pre-owned gift.

No, man, unless this is like a car or something you know like see that's what i think they're more getting to because there's been i mean a resurgence of the vintage vibe you know the shops the pop-ups all that stuff okay so if you call an antique i guess you could say that's a pre-owned gift but if it was a nice antique that's a little different that's different like you know vintage items like that yeah it's different than getting a used ps5 in a box you seen him wearing like last week you're like i like that shirt and you're like i'll give it to you yeah no i don't want that you know what do you think luke uh you know i think it all depends

on the context like agreed there's a shop out in out in Nashville that I'm addicted to called McKay's because I'm the biggest nerd you'll ever meet. So I collect Legos and all the Star Wars stuff and all the Marvel stuff and electronics and all that. And it's literally like nobody in Nashville knows what I'm talking about when I say Hastings, but like it's literally Hastings on zero. Yeah, I remember that. Like it's legitimately the size of a Costco.

Oh, I'm here for it it's like it's vinyl records it's collectible movies it's electronics it's video games so funky stuff yeah yeah and so like you know someone gets me something like that i'm i'm all about it yeah right right that makes sense but but let's go back to legos yeah you said everything but the legos what caught my attention i know they i've seen that show on tv i've never watched it some kind of uh game show about legos and i know it's difficult are you a lego guy did you grow up you play with legos yeah no i mean i'm not like some like like super like builder or whatever i'm more so just collect the sets of them and like you know they're in the box but do you oh they're still in the box so you don't build them out it depends like if it's like a like an old school set that i found that's super

rare a lot of times i'm gonna leave it in the box unless i find another set of it then i'll probably open that second i got to do it but like so what's your what what's your prize collectible man i've actually the the top of the food chain y'all about to see how much of a nerd i am but uh 2002 was when the first spider-man with Tobey Maguire came out. And I was like five or six when it came out. And they did a Lego. I hate my life. No shit.

No, Lego did like a run of these sets called Lego Studios. Okay. And basically it makes it look like a movie set and so you have like the movie but you also have lego characters of the director and like the cameraman okay okay and so i've got that i've got the two sets they did for spider-man when that came out because that was the first spider-man lego that was ever made now the tricky thing is to get a little bit of lore there's a a lego set that never got released that was supposed to be with that run they did all the promotional pictures for it and all that stuff but they never did it so i'm uh funny enough i was hanging out with josie scott about a week ago yeah you

know he did that song with chad kroger here yeah and um so i was mentioning to some of his guys hey since josie did that song for spider-man you You think you could find the Lego set? You want me to get this Lego set? You're leveraging your rock connection for a Lego set. No, absolutely not. That definitely demonstrates your commitment. That's great. I love that. Chad, do you have a collectible item of any kind that, to you, is your top of the food chain item?

All my Jordan stuff. All your Jordan stuff. Oh, man, I got some Jordan stuff. So of your Jordanordan stuff what is the thing you like the absolute most that you don't let anybody touch you don't want them looking i mean just leave it alone you can see it but don't touch it what is it i got the 86 uh flare like the rookie card oh the jordan rookie card got it in this big plastic yeah yeah yeah do you have it up on the wall or do you wish because i look at it like oh yeah we need to get that thing uh framed up right for you

that is sweet to have that the rookie card wow that it stays in my safe like everything's out but that stays in my safe no i can kind of understand why i would yeah i wouldn't have that out at all i'd bring it out and show people just to go, look at this bitch. You don't want to do like Logan and put it on a blinged out Pokemon card. Oh my God. Somebody would jack me for mine.

I'm surprised nobody's jacked on that. Do you have a collectible in your life that is worth something top of the food chain to you? I mean, what I think about when I think about my collectible stuff, like I have an array of stuff from Riverfest, you know, when I served on Riverfest, and that's just priceless to me.

And I have a drumstick from Silver Sun Pickups whenever they performed at Juanita's on President Clinton Avenue. Not the original Juanita's, that joke of a venue, secondary, but anyways. A whole different answer. And we have a guitar pick

from Dave Grohl. Oh, that's cool. From my son's first big concert. Now, I had a bunch of autographed rock memorabilia, but I gave it to my kids. And they probably chunked it. I thought the other place like demanded it in the divorce. In a repo. I got something from the unmentionable station.

Three doors down, signed guitar. Oh, that's cool. I wish I'd gotten one of the damn guitars. Man, they were awesome. Oh, that's cool. I wish I'd gotten one of the damn guitars. Man, they were awesome. Man. No, that was awesome. The collectible I have now that I like the most is a gift I got my wife for an anniversary. Because we watch, you know, one of the things we love to do is just watch shows together, you know. And one of our favorite is Oz, which is one of the grittiest, darkest shows you'll ever see in your life. So, so much.

I mean, it's the most dramatic, vicious. I mean, just, it's right up there with Sopranos and Breaking Bad, okay? I would say worse. Yeah. It really is, to be honest with you. I mean, it's brutal, don't you? You see a couple episodes. No, uh-uh.

No, you need to watch Yellowstone. All right, I will. But you know the Allstate guy who plays J. Jonah Jameson? Yes. He's the ultimate villain in Oz. It's so funny. He's a Nazi. Yeah.

And his name's Vern Schillinger. Yep. And he's one of the greatest villains you'll ever watch. But we watched that show, and we just loved it. So I found a book that was signed by the entire cast. Wow. It's a hardback book about the show, and it's signed by the cast of the show, which was really a cool thing to end up with.

That's awesome. That is really, really cool. Yeah, that was pretty cool. What are your Christmas plans, Chad? Are you just getting together with family? Yeah, family stuff. That's about it. Hanging around the house. Everybody usually comes to our house. Everybody comes to your house.

Oh, that's nice. Oh, you do like that? I don't like going to five different places. No, that's never fun. I like just being able to chill at the house. Everybody comes there. You eat your food. You feel like the godfather don't you pass out you know yeah you ain't got to go nowhere else you want a christmas you want something different you want a little little eggnog yeah what about you amanda uh no i mean it's uh yeah i know this is first

year since since Grandma died, so we're just keeping things real simple and what we usually do. We'll probably talk about what we want to do, like, for next year and stuff. I don't know. We'll just keep it real simple. Maybe you can have, like, a memory jar thing that you guys can do for her. Yeah. To celebrate her.

Yeah. How about you, Luke? What's Christmas about for you, man? It's always coming back, seeing the family and all that. I'm in the position now where I can bounce back and forth between Nashville and Arkansas a whole lot easier now. It's real easy to make a little road trip down the road

and come see the fam and say what's up. See, our kids are grown, so we're just going to do ecstasy all weekend. That's what's up. Eat a bunch of mushrooms. That's awesome, man. Eat a bunch of mushrooms. That's a joke. Attention station employees.

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He'll work with you personally to get what you deserve. Check out readfirm.com, readfirm.com, or give him a call, 777-7333. All right, let's get back to it now uh chad let me ask you a question real quick because i gotta decide if i want to do this or not why are you a post malone fan yeah yeah yeah okay i'm thinking about going are you a post malone fan oh yeah he's been okay all right you two are about to play a little bit of trivia then let me see if i've got um i probably don't have it here but that's okay that's all right um we'll do it i'll ding and buzz for you all right so this game is called is this a post malone tattoo oh man is it a post malone tattoo? Does he have, let's start with you, Chad. Does Post Malone have a tattoo of a Playboy bunny?

I would say yes. Okay. You are correct. It's under his right eye. I thought I'd seen that. Might be a second one on his forearm. All right. Let's see.

How about this one? Does he have an eggplant emoji right above his wiener wow i feel like that would be too obvious for him to have it like you know what i mean i don't think he does i don't think okay that's a no that is correct all right we're tied here all right how about a smiley face does he have a smiley face i've seen that one you've seen that one you said i've seen that one all right yeah also that one? I've seen that one. All right. Yeah, also under his right eye.

Yeah, you're looking at his right eye a lot. I guess so, man. All right. How about this? Does he have a bloody hammer? I feel like he'd have that. You do? Yeah, it's right near the Playboy bunny.

Oh, there you go. I don't know. Okay, does he have a Captain America shield, Chad? I'm going to say no, but I kind of think he does. Which is it? No, I'm going to say no. That is correct. It is a no.

We're still tied. Okay, how about this one? Does he have President Kennedy tattooed on him? Really? That's too random. It's got to be a yeah. Yeah, that's a yeah. I like his reasoning on that.

Definitely on his right hand. It's too random. It has to be yeah yeah that's it yeah i like i like his reasoning on that definitely on his right now it's too random it has to be on there all right does he have a harry potter uh tattoo i hope not that's no he doesn't okay all right one more uh does he have the chick-fil-a logo no no chick-fil-a logo. The Coca-Cola logo. No. That is correct. The Hooters Howl logo. Y'all.

He might have. No. No. A lot of pressure here. You're tied up. It only takes one to lose. I'm going to go, yeah, he's got it. He doesn't. Hold on.

Chad Disney logo. Oh, man. I hope not again, but yeah, I hope not. Okay, no, he doesn't. All right. The iHeartMedia logo. He don't have that shit, I promise you. The Anheuser-Busch logo.

I'm going to say yes on that one. That is correct. He does actually have that. It's on his left hand near JFK. Do they pay him for that? I don't know. An M16. Yeah, that's right, he does.

It's encircled by a snake. In 2016, he got that tattoo, a snake wrapped around an m16 uh said it was in support of the second amendment uh does he have nirvana's kirk cobain i bet he does i bet he does too okay that's correct you know he actually did a really good cover beautiful absolutely beautiful yeah absolutely beautiful absolutely beautiful he is one of the most underrated musicians in the game who's that oh post malone oh yeah he runs around town all the time now he's in nashville he's got a place yeah he's just a regular joe man i'm about to go to nashville does he have in sync lance bass tattoos shut your face he doesn't. Oh, man. No, I think you've lost here. You're done, man.

You've got good now, man. There's a mosquito in here. Huge mosquito, man. Look at that thing. There's a mosquito in here, y'all. That's a pterodactyl. That's huge. It is November.

Are you, so you say he runs around town in Nashville, everyone? Oh, yeah, yeah. I haven't got to run into him just yet. nashville everyone oh yeah yeah i uh i haven't got to run into him just yet well actually i was in broadway one day and i wasn't on the part of broadway where him and luke combs were at but there was one day that them two had a flatbed and they were literally in the middle of broadway just filming a music video i've seen that on tiktok i think i'll tell you the craziest who i've ran into on broadway i was going to a disturb show funny enough and i don't know anyone in their camp so i was just going to the show normal yeah and broadway has a taco bell that i love because

it's a cantina style taco bell yeah it's like it's two-story live music all that stuff and i was walking down there and i run into jj abrams and jeff ross really no way and i didn't say a word to him i'm like that's jj abrams because because I was half starstruck and half, why did you do Rise of Skywalker to us? That's fair. That's fair. But running into them was wild. I ran into Dennis Quaid the other day. Oh, nice.

Yeah. That's really cool. Where did you run into Dennis Quaid? First of all, what neighborhood are you in? But second of all. He's just in Nashville. Yeah, he lives in Brentwood now. Oh, he just in Nashville. Yeah, he lives in Brentwood now. Oh, he does.

Okay. Yeah, he lives in Brentwood now, man. Did you talk to him? Three words. Hi, Mr. Quaid. No, he just, he walked up and was asking where something was. I was like, I don't know, man. Oh.

I don't know, man. Yeah, he came in. What's the kind of shirt that like Luke Combs wears? You know what I'm talking about? When he's on stage like that. Button up like. Cowboy button up. Yeah. He was just wearing that and his hair was all crazy and he was just some shorts and you could tell he was on a different planet he was cool yeah it was cool but yeah yeah he was just in a different world he was in a different world okay yeah all right he was

funny uh you said something about uh you're talking about jj abrams which i do love uh the star trek that he did oh he did great on force awake yeah uh but uh but uh you're talking about jj abrams which i do love uh the star trek that he did oh he did great on force awakens yeah but uh but uh you said you didn't like this uh what he did with what oh rise of skywalker yeah what what tell me about your your uh issues there man well it all starts with last jedi with that ryan johnson oh you know you know yeah no it all starts with the last jedi man they uh i mean don't get me wrong any Star Wars is better than no Star Wars no I don't agree with that but I understand I'm not mad at you but no they they just I don't know they took all the lore and all the stuff and they

just Luke Skywalker and last Jedi was not the Luke Skywalker I know from the original trilogy. No, of course not. Luke Skywalker's the hero of the story. He was the curmudgeon. And then in Rise of Skywalker, they literally just rip off Avengers Endgame instead of going, I'm Iron Man. And Rey's like, I'm all the Jedi. And there's no, like, I don't know. I thought it was basically a remake of the OG Star Wars, more or less. What makes me mad is, I don't know if y'all know this but

colin trevorrow the dude who was who did like the jurassic world movies and all that he was supposed to do rise of skywalker he wrote a script for it and everything completely different story yeah it was like insane and it actually made last jedi look halfway decent yeah with it but yeah yeah no it's on it's on google if you Google it, it'll pull the whole thing up. Okay. Really? It's wild. Yeah.

Yeah. Now, see, I remember when I was a kid, 1977, my aunt took me to the drive-in movie theater to see Star Wars, literally. And it was, like, the dopest thing I'd ever seen in my damn life, you know? And so I love, particularly, Star Wars and Empire Strikes Back. Oh, that's a good one. Everything but the scenes on Endor in The Return of the Jedi are fine with me. I don't like the Ewoks.

I don't need puppets in my Star Wars other than Yoda. Yoda I'll accept, but the Ewoks were trash to me. The Ewoks were little people. They're trash. They weren't puppets. Well, I'm glad they got jobs. They're trash. They weren't puppets. Well, I'm glad they got jobs. They're trash. Okay? But they're cannibals. They're trash.

You know what you gotta do? They're dancing. They're singing. They're doing weird stuff. If I'm gonna get some dancing and singing, it's in the cantina and nowhere else. Yeah, but they like eat people. You gotta get an Ewok on the show, bro. Oh yeah, they'd've all pissed off at me the ewoks and the jawas i met one of the ewoks at one of the comic cons did you really that's

cool i got a sign thing yeah i signed it with like a bar did you have you ever have you ever gone to one of those comic cons or anything like that i love comic con no no you have though oh yeah yeah who's uh who have you met there that you're like oh that was awesome and you maybe got an autograph um lieutenant ahura oh wow nicole michelle nichols yep and i've met buck rogers i met jill george he's cool people yeah and um nice guy really sean patrick flannery that was that was nice what what what is he boondock sings boo oh i don't i don't like that movie that's trash that's a trash movie too i knowoo. Oh, I don't like that movie. That's trash. That's a trash movie, too. I know it's a cult classic. I don't like it.

How is it trash? They're going around killing people. It's not good. It's not good. No, it's just not. Please. No, it's like No Country for Old Men. Trash.

Never saw it. Never saw it. Never saw it. No Desire to Sleep. I'll give you the Javier Bardem put in a great performance, but the movie made no sense. I hate indie movies that just end. I've seen bits and pieces of it, and it was just like, I've effed this to the nth degree. There were some cool scenes in it, but they had no...

I will watch the shit out of some Boondock Saints, though. Yeah. I would watch the shit out of Die Hard. Oh, yeah yeah uh i would watch uh the shit out of die hard oh yeah that's one of the best christmas movies ever is the greatest christmas movie we all know the truth yeah die hard lethal weapon prometheus oh prometheus is so good yeah but not not romulus such aulus. No, we're just talking about... No, you don't. Really? No, you don't. It's a remake, man. It's a reboot.

It's a remake. It's a reboot. According to Kevin Smith, it's a reboot. A reboot. Not a remake. Okay, well, let me tell you what I hate about it. I hate the end of it. Oh, I love the ending was the best part.

No. No, it's not. Dude, no, it was, man. Luke, we've been friends a long time, bro. This is real bad. That movie was so slow until the ending, and then you see that crazy looking dude pop up. Here we go. The xenomorph is the perfect, you can't better the movie monster.

I love the xenomorph. It's the xenomorph. And this, whatever that- Whatever that is my movie is i was like no way get that out of here get out of here with that crap no gravity sigourney weaver and yes bishop i need them back yeah weaver uh let's see what the people are saying uh uh sean scott said good morning people hey what's said, good morning, people. Hey, what's up, man? Good morning. Good morning. Bundy said, count me in for the road trip. Let's go, Bundy.

Yeah, he's ready to go. We're going to Fort Worth. We're going to take the show to Fort Worth. I'm down. And we're going to go talk to Joe Exotic, baby. Let's see. A little doggy said morning. Does she?

Yeah. Yeah, she said, I want to come see Joe. Pick me. Mike said, me and Elo took our significant others to an escape room in Bryant after eating hibachi, a new part of the thing open and I've been holding it for about 30 minutes. I went to the next room alone and let it out. He said seconds later, they had to pause the clock in the escape room. Everybody had to leave.

Oh, that's awesome, Doug. That's a great story. later they had to pause the clock in the escape room yeah everybody had to leave oh that's awesome that's a great story if you if i make them clear the escape room you did something no you did it right that's that's the way to do it that's awesome free hour at that point yeah right right crystal say good morning what's up crystal good morning let's see uh jeff combs was the coolest dude when i met him uh shawnee smith was just another girl i don't know jeff combs but i know shawnee smith shawnee smith was uh in the saw movies i believe if i'm not mistaken she was maybe the one that went like needles i guess it later became a

i don't even know who that is yeah i think that's that's her big flame to fame right there. Is that the one that got to be in two Saw movies? Yeah, I think so. I think she... She survived? She did, and she became... Okay, she was the one with all the syringes. I think that was the last one I watched. Yeah, and...

I'm good. There's... No, there's nothing more for them to do for me in Saw. I mean, I've seen... Oh, have you seen The Collector? Eyeballs coming out. Yes, that's a good ass movie good movie both of them there's two of them yes yeah they're both good that is a really good

good scary movies i'm too much of a chicken no you can't do scary i mean like i can do like the slasher does it make you anxious yeah give me a slash hold on does it make you anxious when Luke goes into the cave and dig a bot? You know, as a little kid, it actually did mess with me a little bit, yeah. I'll tell you the scariest movie I've seen, though, to this day. I was in middle school when it came out. All right. It was a movie that Mila Jovovich was in.

It was called The Fourth Kind. Yes. And it's an alien movie. I haven't seen that one. That's a really good movie. It's terrifying. I do like Mila jovovich resident evil yeah luke i know he said i know i know i know i know i know what's uh what's your scary

you don't do scary movies i'm with him man i'm with him 100 i love all sorts of scary movies i can do the slasher stuff like like the the newer halloween trilogy with the exception of that last one that last one was trash but like the newer Halloween trilogy with the exception of that last one. That last one was trash. But, like, the Halloween movies I like quite a bit. Do you like zombies? Oh, that's all cool. Yeah.

Yeah, that's cool. Trash. No, no. Trash. Nope. Zombie Halloween movies. Rob Zombie's Halloween movies. I need to go back and watch them, actually.

Laura, where are you? Get over here and save me from Patrick. I need to go. I hadn't watched the zombie one. So good. No, it took all the camp out. It was too serious for me. That was the point.

I know. I didn't dig it. I want the camp. No, here's what we do. I want girls with boobs out doing drugs. You know, all that stuff. I need all that. We take whichever movie and we mystery science theater 3000 on the show.

So one of my very favorite podcasts ever is how did this get made? And it's Paul sheer, um, Diane, um, June, Diane, Ray, Ray Phil, uh, his wife and, Diane, June Diane Rayfield, his wife, and Jason Manzoukas. And they watch, you know, B movies, D movies, C movies. And it's like, how did this get made? And they'll have guests on everything. That is so much fun. You know, if you like that, there's a YouTube show you need to watch from Screen Rant. And it's called Pitch Meeting.

Okay. And what they do is basically they'll take a movie and they'll just take apart all the plot holes of it, but they pretend to be these board executives, and they're like, well, what about this thing? Wouldn't that be a huge issue for the character? They're like, no, barely an inconvenience, and they just go into Y's. That's pretty funny.

That's interesting. That's a good take, man. That's a fun take on that, yeah. It would be fun to Mystery Science 3000, some of the theater 3000, some of the movies, though. But I like campy horror movies. fun take on that yeah it would be fun to mystery science uh three thousand some theater three thousand some of the movies though but i like i like campy horror movies when they get you know if it's going to be serious it better be more psychological or really really gripping because i i like like the new screams i didn't like the most recent one but all of them before that i like

i'm a big fan of the screen ones i haven't seen the most recent one but it was all right well i'm sorry once we hit you know when when um do we dies i mean that that was one of the last ones i was like yeah spoiler alert whatever like any of y'all are out there watching it hey chris what are you gonna tell next? Luke gets his hand cut off? Exactly. Hey, Darth Vader is Luke's father. Oh, my God. What is your problem? Low in minds. Hey, Crystal. One, two, Freddy's coming for you.

Oh, yeah. My brother, man. Listen, my brother, my youngest brother, Dustin, was mortally frightened of Freddy Krueger. Yeah. At that age. Yeah. I was at that age, man. Man, listen listen we walked into a movie store there was a cardboard cutout he just started crying went to the corner and i'm like this is the greatest thing ever i

brought it over to him look look well people don't realize though movie theaters are like mega haunted like mega mega haunted yeah oh yeah like my first job ever was working in a movie theater it was a breckenridge when it was still open and uh like there was this one like you would see shadows and all sorts of stuff and like the way the projector booth is set up in that building you go upstairs and it's just one huge massive hallway and you can see all the way to the end of it and there's a little rock officer who was up there with me and he like made a report of it too and everything because he's seen it oh i'm here for it we were all the way to the end of it and there's a little rock officer who was up there with me and he like made a report of it too and everything because he's seen it oh i'm here for it we were all the way at the end of the hallway turning off projectors and he just happened to shine his flashlight down the hallway and we seen like a silhouette of a figure dash across real quick

yeah i swear i believe you no there's security camera footage in that office too the the way the office was set up in that building was basically two rooms there was a door that would lock automatically so they kept a box in there to like keep it like open so people could go through there's footage of the box just flying across the floor and just moving yeah yeah you would like walk into auditoriums and you would hear like names and voices and stuff and you would turn the corner to the seats and there's nobody there it's just joe exotic oh my god i'm here i want to do that i wonder if that box that they were holding the door open was like you know containing the ark of the covenant you know or anything you know that's in a big warehouse you know where it

is you've seen the warehouse no i don't know i don't know no you definitely seen that warehouse all kinds of stuff in there in there i do like warehouses. I do like Indiana Jones, but I don't know. Did you like that last one? The new one? I didn't see it. It's okay. It's all right. Yeah, I mean, there's some movies you have to just use not as quality,

but just a good time to watch. Did you like the newest one? I hadn't watched it, but I feel like he needs to retire. No, he's done. He's retired. Yeah, he's done with Indy. Indy needs to retire. No, he's done. He's retired. Yeah, he's done with Indy. Yeah, Indy needs to die. All right, so how long will it be before they reboot that

and do a new Indiana Jones? Start it over? Yeah, how long? How many years? Will we have to wait for Harrison Ford to die first? Probably. Is that fair, or are they going to? Unless it's in his contract.

No, I give it five years. I wouldn't even say that many. I wouldn't even say that many. What, AI? Oh, yeah. Well, you know, we talk a lot about the AI stuff because now, you know, they have this. I mean, I think they recently did it with Tom Hanks. I saw a movie that he was in where he's going to be young Tom Hanks and old Tom Hanks in it.

So the AI is getting richer and richer. And I still believe that you're going to come to a place where you'll pick your own cast for a movie. And you'll just pick the actor you want in the role. So Nicolas Cage as Forrest Gump. You know what I mean? So exotic playing all the roles. Yeah, it'll be like video games where you have bonus characters who aren't actors you can put in there yeah danny devito is spider-man see that's great that would be amazing

that would be great you know just to see a i take him and take that on yeah that's that's pretty funny that's great uh yeah i think choose your own adventure type things will will come into play too and i think that ultimately what they'll do is they'll let you cast you in the movie. Oh, that'd be awesome. Yeah, where you can be the star, you know. Yeah, they'll try it in porn first. Yeah. That's what's going to happen.

Well, I mean. What? I'm sure that will be easier to cast than, you know, like Shawshank Redemption. Like, I can't do a monologue, but I can. Let know like shawshank redemption like i i can't yeah i can't do a monologue let's recast shawshank redemption who could play who could play besides tim robbins who would be recast man no stop it joey let's recast it seriously if you had to recast tim robbins role who would it be give me somebody you could put in that role it's too before my time i need

to go back and rewatch it it's been so long man again this is the second time this morning man this is a real problem we got yeah this is the greatest movie ever made we're talking about i've only seen bits and pieces of it. Well, that's not enough. What if it was like Eddie Murphy or something, like off the wall? No, that's not going to work. Patrick Wood should be serious. He's getting offended right now. No, I'm not offended at all.

No, this is what happens on this kind of show. You're not going to get it. Legos. I don't know, man. Like, he did that role pretty good, man. No, it's hard to. Just thinking about it, it's painful, isn't it? You can't hardly recast that.

I mean, you're just doing crazy stuff. Because once I get, isn't it? You can't hardly recast that. I mean, it's doing crazy stuff. Because once I get to Morgan Freeman, who are you going to recast that? Nobody. No, no, no. Nobody could play Red like that, man. No way. The irony of that role is that in the Stephen King adaptation, which is called Rita Hayworth and the Shawshank Redemption,

it's just a short in a book of stories that he wrote. The original character was a tall redhead dude. That's why he went by Red. And that's the joke in Shawshank Redemption when he said, you know, you're probably expecting me to be tall and Irish or something. Right, right, right, right. Yeah, yeah, that's why. Yeah, it's kind of interesting. But he owns that role now.

I mean, it's... Is that your phone? No, it's, I think that, here, let me turn it's... Is that your phone? No, it's... I think that... Here, let me turn it. Is that Luke's phone? No, I think it's got to be this. Boom.

There. Hold on. I thought you did that. Your screen went black. Yeah, just hold on a second. Let me see. Who is blowing my... Somebody apparently wants a house.

Yeah, it's that. How rude. You know, it's like they can't even give me until 9 o'clock. They start blowing me up like, please, I need a house today. Seriously. You know what you should do since you do all the realty stuff? A funny prank for the show would be taking the open house signs

and just putting them in random people's houses. Oh, my God, no. That would get me in trouble. You're going to get people shot. You're going to get me in trouble, man. They ain't got crime in Nashville or something? Yeah, I will. Okay. Hey, dude, let me. You're going to get people shot. You're trying to get me in trouble, man. They ain't got crime in Nashville or something? I will. Okay.

Hey, dude, do let me. You're going to get messed up. Bro. Hey, I do want to mention this, though. I've got some houses, if you're looking. I've got two in Hillcrest right now that are three-bed, two-baths, under three. I've got a 3-2 in Conway, if you're looking. got a 3-2 in Conway if you're looking I've got a 2,700 square foot home out Hilaro Springs in the country that's pretty cool by itself about a half acre and then I've got a about a I mean you it's

moving ready now it's a barn dominium but it needs to be finished out properly you know but you can move in and live in it yeah and that's in sheridan so if you're looking in sheridan hillcrest conway or uh hilaro springs out in the country i've got homes right now that i can get you into so just reach out to me you can call me uh 501-575-5485 or you can message me on facebook you can email the show you can email me however it doesn't matter just get a hold of me and i'll help you out on that um all right so what what's uh what's going on today in the piercing world chad uh what do you got today you are off today no bonus holes will be issued today no sir okay wow everybody wants a bonus hole you know do you have piercings no i i can get tattooed all day long, but I haven't gotten into the piercings.

All right, now you say you just got your hands down. What do you got on there? Oh, so it's actually the day that I moved to Nashville in Roman numerals. But funny enough, I had a little extra space. I needed something a little bit Jesus, a little bit redneck, so I just threw a fish right there. Okay, that makes sense, yeah. Yeah, it could be one you caught.

It could be about Jesus. Yeah, I got you. Yeah, I got that. But no, my buddy Chris over at Golden Lotus, that makes sense yeah yeah could be one you caught could be about jesus yeah i got you yeah but no i uh my buddy chris over at golden lotus he's been doing all my work for years yeah he's great yeah he's good he's a good great artist great artist yeah man he's good people who is uh you've got a lot of people don't you yeah i had to um have chris removed from a bar uh that i was serving no yeah like 20 years ago yeah yeah he called me some names that's all right yeah oh he was mad at you yeah he was he called me some names but that's all right he apologized to me probably a few months later at a at visions at visions yeah i

know as he was i'm sorry about all that i oh i'm so sorry i'm so sorry that's the only way we take apologies yeah no doubt about it was that was that how long it may i ask how long did you work there at visions yeah i mean that's when i was doing a lot of blows so it's pretty pretty fuzzy i opened the place up so i was one of the i was one of the opening crews. What was it before that? What was it called? Foxy's. No, it wasn't Foxy's. That was North Little Rock, wasn't it? I have no idea.

The hippo place now. Yeah, I have no idea. Okay. Yeah, I don't know. So now it's the Peppermint Hippo. How did they get that name? The Peppermint Hippo? I've always wondered. It's like a chain. Yeah, it's a franchise. Because they wanted something, I guess, that seems crazy,

and you wouldn't remember it. That's it, man. I mean, you don't normally forget Peppermint Hippo. No. Because you hope you don't see one when you go in. I mean, they're shooting themselves in the foot. Like, they've got a requirement on your ratio, your female to male ratio as an attendee, not as a participant, but as an attendee. You've got to have two dudes for every female that you bring in as a guest.

Oh, really? Yeah. Oh, I see. So more money that way. Well, you gotta, well, they don't want the ladies,

um, overshadowing the ladies, you know? No, I got, that makes sense. It's not date night. Okay.

All right. See, I always, uh, the times that I have gone and had a good time, it was with Laura. We always say my best times at strip clubs has been with my wife. Yeah.

What? Hey, the ladies, we always make it better. Oh, yes. Yeah, no, it's always a lot more fun. Especially whenever y'all start buying us lap dances. Oh, yeah. I've told it before, but as a matter of fact, that's where it was. Oh, were you proposed? No, no, yes.

Exactly where I proposed. In the boom boom room. No, but one time my I proposed. No, no. But but one time my buddy had a bachelor party there. And so, you know, and I knew she was going to be fine. But I asked my wife, are you cool if I go to the back? And she was like, oh, I don't care. You know, it doesn't matter.

And so we're there, you know, we're doing whatever. At least we're sitting in the back. You know, we're not right up on the stage. And and so everybody's having a good time. And then all of a sudden I see this dancer start walking towards me. Now, she has nothing on but a thong. That's it. Yeah. And as she gets closer, I become more and more mortified because I realize this is a friend of Laura's.

I have met more than one time and talked to more than one time with our kids. I had no idea she was a dancer. And here she comes walking up. She just sits right down next to me. Boobs, everything's out. You know, I mean, I can see her Zodiac sign. And she's like, how are Laura and the kids? and she's like how are Laura and the kids and I'm like I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I don't even know where to hold my eyes right now am I supposed to look am I not I don't even know

what the protocol is I had to text Laura like 30 seconds later and go you're not gonna believe this shit man you're not gonna believe she started laughing that's so funny yeah good time yeah but she's sweet girl sweet girl she just you know I just shocked by it because I didn't know how to, I mean, it's, you know, it's just my wife's friend. I'm not supposed to be looking at her boobs, you know what I mean? And they're right there. And I was like, I can't. You can't help but look, man. Look at these.

Well, you should look and you should tip her because I remember having friends of my. Oh, no, I'm not going to do that. My brother's friends. No, hell no, I'm not tipping her. And they're like, we can't watch you dance. No, that. I would feel wrong if I did. I was like, fuck you. Beep.

I was like, F you pay me. Yeah, no, I get it. I get it. I get that. You're taking up my time, bro. No, I give her a tip. Don't walk up to me if I don't know you're a stripper. How about that?

You know, that's the tip that you get there. That's hilarious. All right, then. Let's do something a littlepper, how about that? You know, that's the tip that you get there. That's hilarious. All right then, let's do something a little different here, shall we? Uh, yeah. Thanksgiving for dummies. That's me! Thanksgiving, also known as the crappy holiday

between Halloween and Christmas, is devoted to the five F's. Food, family, farting, football, and taking shots of fireball when no one is looking. Traditionally, Thanksgiving is supposed to be like this. May I have more stuffing? Pass the cranberry, please. Good job, honey.

But since the whole family's assembled, it's also a good time to drop bombshells. I'm gay. We're pregnant. With a black baby. Your father is leaving us. Is he cancer? No, I've got another family.

Yikes, looks like it's a good time for another shot of fireball then the next day at 6 00 a.m everyone goes to the mall to wrestle other white people for bargains this has been thanksgiving for dummies all right uh i do want to mention that if you are uh thinking about uh getting a new air conditioner, maybe you're having problems, maybe you just need to get it serviced, you need a diagnosis, then call my friends over at Cabot Mechanical. It's cabotmechanical.com or you can call 502-2720. It's 502-2720. David Lindsay, a personal friend of mine, met him through that. As a matter of fact, he came right behind another guy who told me I needed a brand new air conditioning

system for about 10 grand. David came by, it was $187. And I said, yep, I'm going to keep you around, buddy. That'll work right there. Yeah. That saved me about $9,800. So I appreciated that a great deal. Uh, so yeah, cabitmechanical.com, uh, get to them if you're looking for that. And listen, if you're not getting your HVAC serviced, uh, you should do it at least every other year, if not once a year, it'll last three times longer and, uh, cool and eat better. So it's a good thing. Uh good thing look KFC is hoping its new holiday product will be on everyone's lips literally the fast food chain has launched lickable wrapping paper that's right the limited edition tastes like KFC original recipe chicken with a refreshing hit of cranberry sauce

and an aromatic pinch of sage from the sage and onion stuffing patty. That's weed. That ain't sage, bro. Yeah. Despite the festive battle of the birds at KFC, we believe in chicken, it says. We introduced our first ever lickable wrapping paper inspired by our epic limited edition stuffing stacker burger why burger is it chicken it's not a burger burger why the lickable areas have a protective cover that has to be peeled off okay okay okay so the

whole it's not the whole thing okay can you picture your dogs? Okay, so it's not the whole thing. Okay. Can you picture your dogs, though, like smelling the gift? Yeah. Oh, my God. Are you talking about they're going to lick it? They're going to eat it. You are so screwed. It's like you got food in that box. They're going to eat that.

Yeah. Oh, that's right. Can you lick it and then give it to someone? That's wrong. Yeah, that's a little wrong. Ew. Yeah, that's ew. I don't know.

You know, I don't want to look at any paper why why scratches smell y'all need to be careful y'all might end up like george costanza's fiance and all dead and stuff from licking the i mean she was she was licking envelopes oh seinfeld what did you what happened to her they he he didn't want to spring for know, they got the cheapest envelopes for their wedding invitations. And she was addressing them. And she kept licking them. And it was toxic adhesive. And she died.

She died. That's great, man. That's great. She died. All right. Here's some holiday scams they're warning you about. That wrapping paper. Yeah, that's definitely a scam.

Millions of people will fly over Thanksgiving or Christmas. That wrapping paper. and you learn that you're not eligible for a smoother pre-screening security line, you end up pleased and frustrated. Worse yet, the TSA won't issue a refund to applicants who attempt to enroll in TSA PreCheck or renew the service to speed up travel screening. So, here's how the scam works according to the warning. You might get a fake TSA PreCheck email that will want you to click a link. If you do that, you'll go to a scam website that looks official, but it's not legitimate. Might offer a way to pay to enroll or renew your TSA pre-check. That's how they get your money and your ID. Initially, when I saw that headline, I thought maybe they were, you know, patting you down.

It was like a different special line all the way in to pat you down. Yeah. A little gropey McGroperson. So it says, look, if you're applying for a TSA pre-check for the first time, you're not going to pay an application fee online. You pay in person at the TSA Enrollment Center. First-time applicants are even asked to give payment. They're not even asked to give payment information online.

So don't do that. Don't do that. Here's another one. The ginormous front lawn skeletons are making their way to the lawns for, you know, 16-foot polar bears, all these inflatable Santas. So there's a scam, though, where you might order one of these after spotting a great deal on social media. Once the box arrives, it's much smaller than what you thought you ordered.

T-MU. Yeah. Well, I don't know about T-MU, but the Better Business Bureau issued a warning that these scammers have super low prices. And if you get anything at all, it's going to be something way smaller. So don't order it from a non-quality website. And then cyber criminals continue to text and hide behind a well-known name like your bank. This is true, man. My son got taken this way. All right. Let me tell you how dirty it was.

So they called him, right? He gets a call from what he thinks is his bank and they're like can you see your account right now so he logs on to his phone to see his account and he's seeing money leaving his account remote access in it all right so they're like listen uh we've got to stop this money right now so what we're going to need to do is we need you to transfer this money into your, into your cash app right now and get it out of the bank because they're going to get it all. So my son not putting two and two together, I mean, and you get, I mean, look, it looks like the bank, it says it's the bank. They sound like the bank. He's just

trying to do what they say. The reason they want him to do that is because whatever scam they're working, they could only get X amount out of the bank. Okay, so to get the rest of it, you got to get it out of the bank. So he helped them inadvertently by transferring it to Cash App, where they proceeded to take the rest of the money out of Cash App. Took $3,500 from him. $3,500. Bam. Like that.

Oh, no. I'll be trying to find that guy. Bro, he was broken. Let me know. We'll roll on that guy. Broken. Broken. But luckily, because of a dope-ass bank, Arkansas Federal Credit Union.

I love the Federal Credit Union. Oh, that's who I'm with, too. Yeah. They got him his money back. Yeah, man. That's awesome. Yeah, he got all his money back. Great union is the best. Yep that's awesome yeah he got all his money back yeah he did he got all that man that would suck man and he was getting ready to go on a trip yeah man his girlfriend uh they were going on a trip somewhere

i don't remember uh where and uh i i think it was to mexico i was going to little rock i'd be mad i know that's right i know that's right man it was crazy going to the gas station right man you gotta be careful you know if you get a scam and it's asking you for things call it call the place always call the place don't call the number they give you all the number you normally would yeah don't do that all right uh we need to get to uh this i believe hey that's you man how about that familiar yeah man listen up now i'll tell you a story without a doubt it's kind of gory it's the worst news you could ever hear things just like this make you fear

lying lunched on a dumb guy's knee or a big hard fuck drowning somebody why are you laughing why are you laughing this shit ain't funny this shit ain't funny hilarious you should know it's live version seriously i'm loving it all right so yeah that would be need to do a live version of this next time he's here. Seriously, I'm loving it. All right. So, yeah, that would be cool. We could do a live version of it. That would be cool. That would be cool. Oh, yeah. So, listen, I am contemplating something.

I'm not going to do it today. But I'm strongly considering shifting this over. You know, for a long time, we've done these stories by just reading the news version of the worst stories in the world. Right. Right. But I was, you know, we were having a meeting after the show and, um, there were several people out there and we were just talking about some different things. And a couple of the guys started talking about some grisly things that happened when they worked on the pipeline. And I was like, man, that story is so much better than any of them I tell. Right. You know, so I think what I'm going to start working towards is doing actual people telling actual stories that are terrible things that

are aware of that have happened to whether it's themselves somebody they know it could have been an injury it could have been a death it could be anything like that you know right and i think that might be interesting to have people telling their actual stories and hearing it from them. The Arkansas Files. Yeah. There you go. Something like that. But let's start with this.

And this isn't horrible in that they're already dead, but a cemetery has started charging people to visit their loved ones' graves. That's right. Grieving relatives can still access the Garden of Remembrance, now this is overseas in the UK, for free between 9 and 3 Monday to Friday. Damn Brits. But the graveyard will soon require the purchase of VIP passes for visits and other hours. That costs roughly about $8 to $10 to visit a grave or cremation plot, and $12 to $15 to visit the Rhodes Garden. You got to get a Patreon to go see your uncle.

Right. Yeah, how crazy is that, man? All right, let's go to McDonald's, where it's not only the food that would want to hurt you. Police say a woman in a drive-thru line in South Memphis was stabbed in the face with a screwdriver by a person demanding money. The woman was in the McDonald's Wednesday afternoon at four, told police she was at the speaker box to place her order. Someone walked up to her window and asked if she had any money. She said she didn't. That's when they pulled out what appeared to be a screwdriver and stabbed her in the face saying you should have some money bitch oh my god she got screwed man what a bastard you are

officers saw a suspect running north and uh took her into custody as she pushed and kicked officers. She wasn't identified by police. She was treated at the scene by firemen but refused transport to the hospital. There was some serious bodily harm at this McDonald's. And after people were done, the screwdriver to the face was pretty bad. Oh, yeah, that's a punch. Never mind. That's stupid. bad. Oh, yeah, that's a punch. Never mind. That's stupid.

Okay. That's terrible, man. Just going to run up. If they don't have any money, stab them with a damn screwdriver. You should have had some money or I wouldn't have done this. That's one way to get a bonus hole. Yeah, that is. Right?

Right. Get a couple of them. A Chicago man has been released without charge following the death of his wife, who was found in his condo with a missing foot. foot wow well i assume hers was missing no no no maybe not let's see caitlin tracy 36 found pulverized in the stairwell of her partner adam beckring's condo october 27th he had reported his wife missing the day before. Officers detained him after arriving at the scene, but released him after 48 hours, no charge. Her body had been found by the building manager after a resident found a foot in the stairs.

Oh, okay. Based on the condition of the remains, they determined her body fell 24 floors. Wow. Due to the height of the fall, her body had been pulverized and her foot severed from her body. So she jumped, I guess, or was pushed off one or the other. There's a death investigation pending. She was found unresponsive. Yeah.

Clearly. A bit. Yeah. And let's see. What else? Does it say they'd been separated oh yeah they were also separated yeah yeah that's gonna be a netflix docu-series in 2026 definitely gonna be a docu-series you can bet on that i wonder what they'll call it separated separated Separated. Separated. It'll be a picture of a foot. This is a bad story, too, man.

A 73-year-old man fell to his death Saturday morning after he climbed out of the sixth-floor window of his Manhattan home to escape a home invasion. Yeah, one of the suspects came in the apartment in Washington Heights at 4.40 a.m. climbing through a window. He then let two others in. The three men tied up the grandfather's 40-year-old son, who they believe was the intended target. They took a gold chain valued at eight grand. That's a nice gold chain. Yeah. He was living like a rap star with that man. Hell yeah.

But during the chaos, the robbery, the 73-year-old climbed out the window to escape neighbors were shocked and saddened um he fell and uh yeah after getting on the small ledge he got stopped by an air conditioner trying to get to the other window he was rushed to the hospital but succumbed to his injuries or succumbed to his injuries so it was all over for pawpaw you would think though he's as much gristle as he was he might have survived that ball but succumbed to his injuries or succumbed to his injuries. So it was all over for Pawpaw. You would think, though, as much gristle as he was, he might have survived that fall. But that's bad, though.

And finally, police in Passaic County on Wednesday identified a man crushed to death by machinery at a recycling plant. Everybody's crushed. He got recycled. Yes, he did. Jose Centeno, 73, crushed beneath the hydraulic baler during his work hours. He came in contact with it. It compressed waste. Oh, you know those little bales?

Soylent green. Yeah, so he was all like folded up in there and stuff. Like the car crusher. Yeah, like the car crusher. Yeah. No, he really did get recycled. Yeah, he did. What do you get for a human?

Not a lot. Well, it depends. I mean, is it a young, healthy baby? Is it an old man? That's true. Stem cells are definitely worth more. Is it a 12-year-old girl? I mean, it depends on the market.

No, stem cells definitely are worth more. You're right about that, and you're right about that. Let's do something else. Oh, wait. You or someone you love suffers from dick gas the national center for penile farting can help our staff specializes in treating your dude queefs in a number of ways alleviating the social stigma that dick farting can cause the initial consultation is free just for contacting us we'll give you a very tiny kazoo you put it in the you know it's time to stop dick

farting for good operators are standing by and they're trained not to laugh i'm not i'm not i couldn't laugh i'd be i'd be fired so y'all y'all queef too no i i don't know anything about that i'm gonna trade out uh chad and luke, if y'all don't mind, and let Bryce and Seth come back up here for a few minutes before we wrap the show up today. Get a little more face time for these guys up here, man. I want to know if they queef with the dick queefs. Well, you can ask them. They're right here.

Yeah. Yeah, of course, my dick queefs. Well, I knew yours did. I was wondering about. She's inquiring about your man meat queef. Come on, do you man meat queefs. Well, I knew yours did. I was wondering about... She's inquiring about your man meat queef. Do you man meat queef? You know, a lot of people's dick queefs. Mine just goes bam.

Sorry, Mom. It just goes bam. I don't like bragging about it, but my dick does queef. That's funny. So tell me, you know, your uh recent travels and uh performances where have you uh gone that's been the most interesting to perform uh so most recently i went up to joplin missouri um and i did the puff puff laugh show puff laugh okay laugh everyone

and they you go to the bar you get you can get like non-alcoholic beverage, but they'll infuse it with marijuana. So I got a Sprite. Tasted like Sprite. Boy, it was not a Sprite. That's pretty potent stuff, is it? It was very good. It was delicious. I understand they're doing that at the Looney Bin now, right?

Yeah, the Looney Bin has weed drinks. Oh, Delta-8. Oh, brother. Delta-8. Same thing. It's weed. It is THC. No, my son came home with some Delta-8, and he showed it to me, and I said, let me see that.

I smelled it, looked at it, then we smoked it, and I said, son, that's called weed. You can call it whatever you want. That's marijuana. I'm familiar with it intimately since I was about 18. It looks like a duck, smells like a duck, smokes like a duck. Smokes like a duck. It's a duck. It's weed.

Yeah. But that was fun because, like, you know, normally a weed crowd, it's kind of like running in sand to get them to be on board with the show. Yeah, I might think so, yeah. So high. But this one, man, it was great. And I've kind of noticed halfway through the show that they weren't laughing as much but i realized that everything that the comedians were saying the lights were reacting to it i was like yeah donors no wonder they're distracted so i went up and i was like i see

what's going on here y'all are every time i time I talk, the lights respond. It's like a dance club. So I just started boxing. Every one of my jokes, I just did the punchline, like. And so the lights are, yeah. It was perfect. That's crazy, man. I haven't had any of these weed drinks yet. Now, I wonder if, like the place, like the Looney Bin or places like that,

if they use a sativa versus an indica. Because sativa is an upweed, indica is a downweed, right? I think it's a hybrid. Probably a hybrid. I just recently quit drinking and so that was like perfect timing for them to get those drinks in there. Yeah. And I took the 50 milligram one. I sipped on it for about 20 minutes and boy, I was feeling it.

50 milligrams. Chad, is that for you with that doing? Chad, is that right over? Huh? Remember the purple drink I brought feeling it. 50 milligrams. Chad, is that for you with that doing? Huh? Yes. Okay, yeah. No, I drank half of that and sat down. I remember that. What were those?

Yeah, he brought a drink out. What were they called? Knee-high grape. Knee-high grape. Okay, okay. They were medical. It was a medical beverage yeah we were having a medical uh session actually when he came over yeah there was a sparkling water lark for a while um thc infused yeah and a friend of mine was the rep for it and they actually had it in like the shell

gas stations for a minute you could stop off and get you a little low weed do they have that in the are those in the gas stations are only dispensaries to the delta a version uh yeah okay crazy jays definitely i mean well delta a you can have i mean is that abbey road and at gas stations. Right, all those, yeah, vape shops. You know, dispensaries have the full-on cannabis. I'm so glad it's getting easier to get weed because, like, for so long, I'd have to go to a trailer in the middle of the woods.

You know, you never have anyone going home high and beating their wife. You know, they go home high and they beat the legend of Zelda. Yeah, no, that's very true no we we did used to have to go out of the way to get weed and and uh back then it was a little more perilous because i got caught with weed when i was a kid i was going to jail for real oh yeah you know chad knows yeah i've been there uh schedule one now i'm i'm guessing based on on your your quiet disposition here you're probably not a big weak guy. Yeah, I don't do any of that fun stuff.

No, that may not be fun to you. That would be fine. There's nothing wrong with that. I don't drink those things. You don't drink those things? No, that's actually great. You'll outlive all of us. No, you'll outlive everyone. That's great.

That's great. What do you do for fun? Yeah, what do you do to de-stress then? De-stress? That's a thing? Great question. I try to hang out with my friends once in a while. Video games sometimes.

I collect action figures. Nice. What kind of action figures? Black Series, Star Wars Black Series, Marvel Legends. Do you take them out of the box? Yeah, I'm not an inbox collector. What a good guy. I have a few boxes. Black Series is them out of the box? Yeah, I'm not an inbox collector at all. What a good guy. I have a few boxes.

Black Series is coming out with a vintage card back boxes. So I'll cut the plastic with an X-Acto knife and I'll keep that box. But I'm still not an inbox collector. Yeah. So you play with your toys. I do. I'm just a really big kid. No, that's great, man.

I mean, look, if I had them, I probably would want to as well. I mean, you know, I'm not a collector, but if I had something, I'd probably play with it, yeah. Wait, I do. Never mind. I don't know what I'm talking about. I'm not. No, I'm not. Play with it.

Collectible stuff. What do you do? Oh, man, I've got so much star wars shit uh i buy a helmet once a year despite my wife's you know oh he pushed back yeah which which kind of helmets i've got mandalorian i've got a couple clone troopers we've got kylo ren and darth vader okay i've got two x-winging helmets. Oh, that's cool. Those are actually kind of cool. Yeah, the Luke Skywalker X-Wing helmet. I've got Biggs, his green helmet. Okay.

And then we've got Poe Dameron's. So you're like serious about the helmet. And those probably aren't cheap. No, no, no, no, no. But I save up all year. Now, do you keep them in the packaging? Do you take them out? What do you do?

I take them out, but I keep the packaging up in the attic. Okay. Because if we ever have to move. Yeah. Okay. Or if we ever want to sell them. So how do you display these? They're just up on the shelf, or I'll walk around the neighborhood wearing it.

Yeah, that's a great idea. I think it would be. Especially like you should walk up to people's ring cams. Yeah. I'll pick my son up from school wearing it, and I'll play like the Mando theme. Just driving in the car? They're probably like, yeah, somebody call the police, would you? This guy is weird to me.

I drive a minivan, too, so go up to a school in a van with a helmet on. No, you definitely look like a pedo. We know this is your son, but he's not getting in the car with you. They're going to do breathalyzers before they let you take your kid man i knew somebody had one of those things where you had to blow on the car to do that yeah they're like they used to uh at the old studio over uh on uh shackleford uh everybody once a month everybody would come over there and get in a line to get them calibrated or checked or whatever it is they do.

And I'd watch them in that line of shame. Yes. Looking at them out there, you know, all trying to make, they all have tinted windows. All walks of life. Nobody, nobody, they don't want you to see them. I know a lot of interlocks. Yeah, yeah. My wife used to have a great joke about having her cousin ride with her.

She'd blow in it. Yeah. I still say to this day, you know, it just makes me wish we were back in like the 1700s because you know back then you couldn't drink the beer you'd get sick and you never saw anyone having to blow their horse to get it started it was oh ready to go no it's probably a bad idea it wasn't illegal then that was the breathalyzer back then actually i mean if you can blow a horse. Jedediah is trying to start a horse. Save a cowboy, blow a horse. It wasn't illegal then. I'm pretty sure there's some spaces in the United States still that's probably not illegal.

I'm sure it's still probably not illegal in some places. Hey, Joe would know. Joe would know. Joe. No, he wouldn't know. Joe would know. He wouldn't know that. Come on, man.

Hey, what a great show today. And listen, if you missed the Joe Exotic interview, you can go back and catch that on YouTube. You can catch it on Spotify, Amazon, Audible. It doesn't matter where you go. Big thanks to Sethi's coming in today. You can see him tonight at the Joint. What time is the show?

Doors open at 7, shows at 8. Again, bring a toy and you get half off. Not an adult toy. Honestly, that's expensive as hell. They will take that, actually. I'll trade you for a real toy. But they're going to have the roast battle as well as performances by the comedians. So it's going to be a real good time.

You never know who's going to stop by. It's always awesome. And then, Bryce, they can check you out on your website right on youtube on tiktok facebook instagram twitter yeah it's or now it's x i'm sorry bam bryce moore right bryce a more bam all right all right awesome man of course huge thanks to uh luke shoemaker for coming in today and taking time uh to come in the studio and hang out with us. He's always fun to have around and we couldn't be more thankful for him. And most importantly, it's you. We're thankful for you. Thanks. We know, look, there's a million choices,

a billion today. And the fact that you're sharing it with us is the coolest thing in the world. You're doing a great job. You're telling everybody we're growing by leaps and bounds. Man, we can't be thankful enough. Just keep doing it. Keep spreading the word and just keep coming back. All right. We appreciate you guys and we'll see you tomorrow. All right.

Love you. Bye. you