Patrick and the People - 11/27/2024 Patrick and the People - LIVE!

Episode Date: December 2, 2024

Guests: JP Ford, Amanda Parker, and Kerry Roetzel

You We are the people. Nobody breaks us. Nobody made us. No one can take this because we got their fix. We are the people. We are the people. We are the people. Don't mess with us. Let's go. Good morning. It is Patrick and the People Wednesday edition, almost to Thanksgiving. Gobble, gobble. That's right, baby, gobble, gobble. What is going on with you? Sitting in today, to my right, you know her, you love her, it's Amanda.

Amanda Parker, owner, operator of The Break Room. How are things going at The Break Room? They're going. Well, good. Yeah, I figured we'll be busy on Friday. I bet you will. A lot of people will be tired at the end of the month. Oh, yeah. Well, good. Yeah. Yeah. I figured we'll be busy on Friday. I bet you will. A lot of people will be tired at the end of the day. I think we're going to open up early.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, they want to get that dress out. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that should be a thing you do while somebody in your family goes Black Friday shopping, you come over here and tear some stuff up. Absolutely.

Come take 10 minutes and just beat the crap out of a washer and dryer. You know you don't want them spending all that money anyway, but they're going to, so you may as well just go ahead and get your anger out now. Exactly. And then to my left, Carrie Roetzel. He is the co-owner of Legion Scaffolding. What's up, my brother? How are you? I'm doing all right.

How about y'all? Man, I'm good. How's scaffolding going right now? It's doing real good. You've been busy, huh? Yes, we have. I knew you had. That's awesome, man. Working all over the place. Yeah. Where's the farthest you're at right now it's doing real good you've been busy huh yes we have i knew you had that's awesome man working all over the place yeah where's the farthest you're at right now kentucky wow okay we're getting out there what's uh what's going on in kentucky uh four of engineers oh okay oh wow yeah when you're doing that kind of work you know you're doing something right man that's that's awesome it's hard work to get to be honest you. It takes a lot of hoops to jump through to work for the government.

The government. Alright, let's find out who's outrun the Grim Reaper, shall we? Let's see if you care about anybody. Robin Givens. She was married to Mike Tyson at one point. 60. Allison Pill from Scott Pilgrim vs. The World's 39.

Let's see. Jaleel White. That's Urkel. He's 48. I knew I knew that name. Yeah, yeah. Miles Kennedy is 55. You know him. He plays with Slash and his band Twista.

The rapper is 51. His given name, Carl Terrell Mitchell. He earned the title of fastest rapper in the world by Guinness for his ability to pronounce 598 syllables in 55 seconds. Jeez, that's a lot. Yeah. All right. Let's see what else we got here that you might care about on that.

Wow, man, it's got a whole week of damn birthdays here. Hold on. Oh, yeah, here we go. You're going to like this one. Happy 26th birthday to adult actress Kate Bloom. She's making body parts happy in The Addams Family Orgy 2. I haven't seen that sequel yet, but I'm sure it's great. I haven't even seen the first one.

Yeah, well, I haven't seen any of them, to be honest. Let's see. The judge in the Brian Kohlberger murder trial, critical of actions by the defense. Judge Hitler denied 12 motions filed by his attorneys, ordered him to resubmit a hearing request with more details, less of what he described as extraneous documentation. There were 2,000 pages in the documentation. Sounds like a bill in Congress. This comes after the judge denied their motion to remove the death penalty as an option. He's accused of killing the four university students in Congress. This comes after the judge denied their motion to remove the death penalty

as an option. He's accused of killing the four university students in 2022. Let's see. Courtney B. Vance is joining season two. Oh, nobody cares. Never mind. Pete Davidson and Colin Joe's Staten Island Ferry is the backdrop for Screamboat, the Staten Island Ferry. They bought it a few years ago, and they were going to fix it up and make it into a comedy club. It turns out it's a dump. They couldn't. But it's the setting for an upcoming horror movie about Steamboat Willie. That makes sense.

Yeah. Screamboat was filled entirely on the bright orange boat. Now that Steamboat Willie, which is an early version of mickey mouse is public domain some indie filmmaker turned it into a gory murder character a la winnie the pooh and those they've been doing recently love it love it yeah that was obviously one of those like drunk drugged out purchases what's the what's the craziest thing you ever yeah right you know got got drunk and amazon primed or or whatever like I booked a trip to Colorado for, for, um, me and my husband and one of our friends, this is my second husband in a blackout, in a complete blackout, we're going to Colorado. And it was like, well, I guess we're going,

you know, but we tried to pull it like a Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer, like, let's go on a last ditch vacation to see if we can save our marriage. I just paid for everything and um and we still got a divorce when we got back yes that investment the roi not good okay a vandal destroyed ebenezer screws its tombstone in the king english countryside the guy didn't exist in fairness but a headstone did it was a prop from a 1984 version of a christmas carol and i guess it'd been a tourist attraction and somebody came and destroyed it yeah who cares yeah uh children of um the children of the prime suspect in the db cooper boeing hijacking back in 1971 uh turned over a log book and a parachute they found on their property uh podcaster Dan Greider is a Cooper investigator. He said the

kids of Richard McCoy Jr. waited until their mom passed away before they came forward. They didn't want her charged since the items were in their storage unit. McCoy died in a police shooting after he escaped jail where he was housed following a similar hijacking in Utah. That happened five months after the infamous plane jacking where the guy skydived away with 200 grand the parachute and logbook turned over to the fbi they stopped investigating back in 2016 miami officials are over the takeover of the town by the rich and famous who attend art basal the new resolution passed by the mayor of Miami Beach and the city commission requires large parties on elite Palm, Hibiscus, and Star Islands to have permits.

Oh no, the rich people have to have permits. What will they do? Let's see. Dan Schneider is serving a defamation suit to Warner Brothers Discovery and the Quiet On Set producers. The docu-series interviewed Nickelodeon stars and crew alleging that minors were treated inappropriately on sets that Schneider ran.

A Los Angeles judge dismissed the Warner Brothers attempt to have the lawsuit thrown out. The ruling says Schneider is not filing the lawsuit to arrest defendants, but it's valid because the documentary is focused on his actions and viewers might reasonably conclude that the implications were true. There's a deer walking around a northern British Columbia town turning heads. It's wearing a high visibility vest. Yeah, there's deer population problem in the area. So some residents think the vest was put on to protect the animal. Sounds like an easy shot.

think the vest was put on to protect the animal. Sounds like an easy shot. Sergeant MacArthur with the B.C. Conservation Office said, I don't even want to speculate on how that might have happened. They're not predisposed to wearing clothes. Even if you can get close enough in the wildlife to put a sweater or a jacket or boots, whatever you have, we highly recommend against it. Yeah, no, that's how you get your ass hurt right there. I wonder if somebody has almost shot that deer and thought, damn, it's got a vest on. I don't know if I can shoot that.

Yeah, man, maybe it's a bait. Maybe it's a trick. I don't know. I'm not sure. Is it deer season? Gary, have you ever considered putting clothes on a deer? No. No?

Man, I had a buddy that had a pet deer, and we still never considered putting clothes on it. no no and i had a buddy that had a pet deer and we still never consider putting clothes on it no it does seem odd i mean did the how would you get them on the deer is the question now how would the deer allow that to happen normally they're not very nice when you try to grab them that's what i'm saying i mean i don't even understand how it would happen maybe it's maybe it is a pet deer and they didn't want it to get killed and they put the vest on it maybe maybe he goes back home every night yeah maybe they should keep it on a leash like you have to your dogs like i don't know if deer like leaf but i guess you're like to be tamed either no probably not uh wendy williams health struggles have reached a critical point her guardian says in a legal filing she's now permanently incapacitated due to early onset dementia.

It says she's cognitively impaired since her diagnosis. You may remember she was a pretty famous talk show host. I thought she was dead, actually. And that she is not. She had a battle earlier in her career with drugs, and she overcame that. And then everything kind of happened where i guess her husband got caught she knew he was having an affair it had been for a long time but he knocked her up yeah uh knocked the lady up and and i guess that sent her into kind of a spiral and everybody thought maybe she'd gone back to drugs but she has graves disease and apparently other things that complicated and it it began to look more like drugs but it really wasn't wasn't

you know there were also rumors that diddy was behind her mental decline that somehow because she had come out against him years ago and so you know there was that um you know uh what is that a conspiracy theory that diddy had gotten to her and, you know, somehow. Oh, definitely gave her dementia. Yeah, gave her dementia. Definitely did that. 9 p.m. Eastern last night, a ceasefire between Israel and Hezbollah in southern Lebanon went into effect. The announcement of the deal came just after Israel carried out the most intense wave of strikes on Beirut since fighting began. From October 8th through yesterday,

about 3,700 people have been killed in Lebanon. About 100 Israeli soldiers and civilians. The current president said neither Israel nor the people of Lebanon want war. A comment seemed to be borne out by the celebration by the Lebanese that erupted when the deal reached them. Biden also said Hamas has only one way out to release hostages to bring it into fighting, which would allow a flood of humanitarian aid into Gaza. The Biden administration announced new plans for Medicare and Medicaid that would help more people get access to weight loss medication. The proposed new rule would expand

access to drugs like Ozempic, Wegovi, Monjaro, Zepbound. Currently, they've been blocked from paying for weight loss drugs unless you had diabetes but this would open it up and you know that's probably a good thing you know I mean you don't want to be overweight if you don't have to be good night all that damn sugar and bread you think that's that's a better solution is maybe cut down on the carbs and all that probably cut down on something it's hard to do man it is yeah no it's hard for me i know that i i i do good for a long time and then i'll break and i go bad for a while i'm like an alcoholic but with donuts you know uh let's see the house of representatives in australia passed a bill yesterday that would ban kids under 16 from

social media that includes tiktok facebook snap Snapchat, Reddit, X, and Instagram. It would make the platforms liable for fines up to $33 million for failure to prevent young kids from having accounts. That legislation passed with a 102 to 13 vote now moves to the Australian Senate. Australia? Huh? Australia. Yeah, no. 13 vote now moves to the australian senate uh australia huh australia yeah no it just blows my mind like i don't know how restrictive they are given their origins hilarious they were a penal colony it's just hilarious what goes on in australia it is their administrative type things and stuff like this to like i don't know this this gerbil is, you know, venomous. Yeah, no, everything in Australia wants to kill you for sure.

That's definitely true. Even social media. Hey, Natasha wants to know if she can stop by towards the end of this show and get her prize. Yes, ma'am, we'll be here until at least 9, probably a little bit later. Natasha, you can stop by the studio anytime you want to. It's an open invitation. What up, Mike? It was a day of announcements from the Biden administration, apparently.

They announced the U.S. Department of Energy will loan $6.6 billion to Rivian Automobile to build a factory in Georgia. Why? They're struggling. I mean, they're damn near going under. Why would we invest $6 billion in that at all? I think I saw a Rivian for the first time maybe two weeks ago. They're nice looking, but they're $70 grand or more. I mean, who is that helping?

Does it blow me while I drive? You better hope so for that. Some people are about to face the fake music. Thanks to Custom and Border Protection Southern California, they seized over 3,000 fake Gibson electric guitars. If they were authentic, they'd be worth $18 million. They were seized at the L.A. Long Beach Seaport. Mixed in with fake Gibsons were knockoffs of other brands like Fender.

They don't release details about the suspects, but they're probably in trouble. Let's see. Having a traffic accident can be pretty traumatic. This is over the top. A large truck ran into the back of an RV north of Kinley, North Carolina. What made the incident unusual is the RV, five people, 28 snakes, two tortoises, five bearded dragons, two dogs, and a cat. And a partridge.

That's damn right. At least one of the snakes was a highly venomous viper, which was caught by its owner before EMS arrived. He said, in 19 years, the policeman said, I've never seen anything like it. None of the animals were injured, but the driver was injured and taken to the hospital. He fell asleep at the wheel.

How do you fall asleep with all those animals in there? No way. No way, no how. No, man, come on uh this is good on sunday chief defensive tackle trishawn wharton prevented a serious accident he caught a young fan who fell head first from the stands at the stadium in charlotte he was reaching out to take a pair of gloves from wharton when he fell over the edge fortunately wharton managed to catch him before he hit the ground. But good for the kid.

He got some gloves. It was cool. Hey, Squid Game 2 has dropped a trailer. A better look at what the deadly challenges contestants are facing. New games, new players. One player returns, player 456. You know who that is after winning in Season 1. In the trailer for the series, we see 456 reveal his motivation that is after winning in season one in the trailer for the series we see

456 reveal his motivation to play the game again to tear it all down uh squid game 2 debuts the day after christmas and i'm sure uh it'll blast off i like the first did you watch the first one no you didn't it's really it's really i don't like things that are dubbed 99% of the time. That's worth it. It's absolutely riveting. Yeah, it's definitely interesting. Let's talk college football. Speaking of that, today we will have our debut from XFL gym today.

Oh, cool. Yeah, I'm very, very excited about that. Last night, the fourth round of the college football playoff rankings were released. To no one's surprise, Oregon is in the top spot. Rounding it out, Ohio State, Texas, Penn State, Notre Dame, Miami, number seven, Georgia, Tennessee, SMU, and then Indiana. Using these rankings, if the playoffs were finalized today, the field would be Oregon, Texas, Miami, Boise State,

all getting first-round buys. From there, the matchups would be Arizona State versus Ohio State, Indiana versus Penn State, SMU and Notre Dame, and then Tennessee versus Georgia. Well, that'd be a good game. Arizona State would get in the playoffs as the fifth-highest-rated conference champ. Let's see, citations. You might recall the heavily covered interaction between police and Dolphins wide out Tyreek Hill prior to week one matchup between the Fins and the Jags that's when Hill

was pulled from his car outside the Hard Rock handcuffed cited for careless driving in a seat belt violation yesterday a judge dismissed all charges due to a lack of prosecution by an officer or witness. In other words, the arresting officer opted to no-show. Yeah. Now, why did he do that? I don't know. Maybe he had tickets for the season. I'm not sure.

Maybe he was hungover. That could be. He probably just was sick that day. Yeah, coughed off. Yeah. Nobody wants to be the guy that puts Tyreek Hill in jail. You don't want to be that guy. During halftime of Saturday's BYU-Arizona State game,

BYU team captain Tyler Batty gave a passionate speech to his teammates in the locker room, using language deemed inappropriate, according to the honor code inspired by the Church of Latter-day Saints. The reason the salty language became public knowledge, a video released showing the curse-laden pep talk, and now the Big Ten wants to know why the video

came out in the first place. While some BYU faithful were upset by the language, many are more concerned with how a moment that was supposed to be private between teammates was videoed and released. Well, that's because it's 2024. There's nothing new. You're always on camera. If you're having when teammates was videoed and released. Well, that's because it's 2024. Yeah.

There's nothing new. No. You're always on camera. If you're having sex with your wife at home, you better stop and look around, make sure there's no cameras. Yeah. Somebody could be there. I don't know.

You know? Yeah. Let's see here. New York Giants quarterback Tommy DeVito dealing with forearm soreness on his throwing arm. It could sideline him for the Thanksgiving game against the Cowboys. Well, if you were going to miss a game, that's the one to miss. Seriously.

Yeah. According to head coach Brian DeBall, he said he's hopeful that DeVito will be able to play, but it's not 100%. Backup Drew Locke will get reps at practice with the Giants starters. He said, my body's kind of sore. First time playing in a while. Took a couple shots. It's only not even 48 hours.

Things are kind of settling in. He said his plan is to play. We will see. He's coming off his first start in place of longtime starter Dan Jones, Daniel Jones, whom the Giants benched and released last week because he sucked. I don't think that's how they phrased it. So they're on their second

was it their second string quarterback and then they're possibly for the third string against the Cowboys tomorrow and they'll still probably beat them? They'll still win. Second string don't want to suck. No, they don't want to be embarrassed by the Cowboys. L.A. Rams receiver

Demarcus Robinson arrested early Monday morning in suspicion of driving under the influence. He's close to becoming a convicted criminal, which means he's officially an NFL player. California police allege he was driving over 100 miles an hour after the team's loss to the Eagles Sunday night. He drove so drunk after the loss, you would think he was a fan leaving the parking lot.

Dallas Cowboy owner Jerry Jones said it's not crazy to think head coach Mike McCarthy could get an extension after the season, which is music to everyone's ears if you're not a Cowboys fan. What a waste of money. What a waste of, oh, now I'm thinking about Dak Shepard. Never mind. Never mind. My bad. Let's do Never mind. My bad. Let's do something else.

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This is the problem with the world now. A study led by researchers from InBio and Texas A&M University took a comparative approach to understanding FELD1. What is that? approach to understanding F-E-L-D-1. What is that? Well, F-E-L-D-1 is an allergen that cats have that causes people to get allergies. All right. So what they've done is they've now think they can make cats that are allergy free. They can manipulate the gene to make it an allergy free cat. That, I mean, isn't that crazy? Wouldn't the hairless cat not be? Yeah.

I don't know if that is or not. You know, I thought. Yeah, the hairless cat is hypoallergenic. I thought, you know, maybe. Is this what we're spending our money and science for? Like, I feel like there's other things we could be doing other than. Yeah, you think. Genetically engineering cats. You don't think making allergy-free cats is a high priority for our nation?

Get a different pet. Right. I mean, you're really going to do all that to make a cat? Have you met cat people? I got a cat. I got a cat. I mean, I got a cat at home. It's got legs.

I do too, Carrie. I know what you're saying. I don't like it. I do too, Carrie. I know what you're saying. I don't like it. I do too. Let's see here. Nudists are invited to a naked Christmas dinner at a cozy pub to get their bobbles out. I decline. They'll be able to be completely naked while eating.

This is a new one. This is different. This is not like the swing-a-thon. Is that not a safety like a safety a hygiene violation maybe hygiene risk safety but also safety like it's dinner right yeah i'm assuming it's gonna be hot you could drop you know hot gravy on your man biscuit or whatever your cat you can keep your pubes well that that is the problem maybe they require you to shave. No, they don't.

Or wax before you come in. Nobody wants to see all that. Nobody. It's with family? Sure, why not? It just made it more weird. Not with family. The Mills Arms in Dunbridge will be the venue for the Christmas lunch,

but it says conservative regulars will be in for a shock if they accidentally step into the wrong room. They're hosting the event at the pub to welcome them with open arms. Nudists will have access to the room with its own bar. Naked diners will have to be careful as starters will include a steaming bowl of soup. Oh, my goodness. Yeah, nudists who are not members will have to fork out about 60 bucks for a three-course meal. Members will only be charged $55.

They'll probably leave when they walk in and see the naked people standing around. Well, they might. Yeah. I like how they said welcome them with open arms. I feel like there's a lot more openness than just some arms. I just wish I understood the desire of people just not to have clothes on like that. I mean, I get it if you're, you know, getting ready to get it in or you're going to bed. But why?

Why do you want to be naked otherwise? I like being naked in my own home by myself, you know. Do you just walk around that way standardly? Well, I mean, I wear my underwear. Okay, that's not naked really. Well, you're right. You're right. I mean, you wear a covering.

Yeah, I'm not an in public you're not naked kind of gal yeah i've done it you're not an exhibitionist no by nature well i'm retired you're retired yeah that's right yeah that's i'm retired that's fair that's fair it's fair uh carrie do you do you hang out at your house nude no not really i've i've had kids for a long time yeah now maybe that's what it is with me too is i you know i i'm mortified of of anything like that i don't want anybody except my wife to see me that way yeah that's in the right lighting yeah i'll only do it if my kids out of town yeah yeah yeah i just i don't understand i like a robe you know just walking around oh you like do you do you

wear pajamas no no jam jam no you got pajamas carry panties and that's it i don't have pajamas either but a lot of people do wear them i guess it's weird it all bunches up around you yeah your knee and sweat yeah i'm not fighting my clothes while i'm trying to sleep. No. No, I just, I don't. No, I need to fight the paralysis demon. Right. The sleep paralysis demon. The sleep paralysis demon. And that's a, that's a. Jamie's getting away.

That is a demon, man. That'd be frightening. I've never had that happen, but I've heard of people who have. And I can't imagine what that's like, man. It's scary. It is scary, man. So, so you're not a nudist is what you're telling me? No, not at all.

Okay. Have you ever accidentally been caught in a situation like that before where somebody walked in or you got caught? Yeah. I woke up on a buddy's couch naked one time. Oh, that was a good night. I hope. Oh, 97 was awesome.

Yeah, that had to be weird. 97. Let's see. Um, a few more comments here. Uh, James said, good morning. What's up, James? Uh, Tiffany said, good morning. Happy's see. A few more comments here. James said good morning. What's up, James? Good morning, everybody. Tiffany said good morning.

Happy hump day. Have you all had, oh, I hope you all have a red one and a happy Thanksgiving. Happy Thanksgiving. I think she meant a good one. A rad one. Oh, a rad one. Okay. That's 80s language.

Yes. Let's see. Good morning from the mountains of El Paso, Arkansas. That's Scotty. All right, man. Wendy's made it back home off the road. Welcome, Wendy. Darren said, what up?

Cheers, man. Kevin. Yeah. Good morning, Pete. Yeah, he said. Be careful. Somebody might report you. I'll strip as soon as I get home every day.

My kids love it. No, that's great. No, they do love it. I'm strip as soon as I get home every day. My kids love it. No, that's great. They do love it. I'm sure they do. Yeah, absolutely. No, let's do something different. Attention station employees. Adderall is a controlled substance, but it definitely makes you better at your job,

which can lead to promotion and making more money. But don't do drugs. Thank you. More money for more Adderall. All right. Okay, so let me ask a question of you fine folks here. How do you get news? How do I get news?

News, not nude. We already did that one. I care. He's stuck on news. Yeah, no, he's still wanting to get naked. He's going to be running around here naked in a few minutes. How do you get news? Do you watch TV?

Do you watch social media? Do you listen to things? What do you do? I guess social media. I don't watch the news. Either they're lying or they don't know what the hell they're talking about. Yeah, that's normally the case. How about you?

I mean, obviously, I get it from you. Yeah, that is the correct answer. Ding, ding, ding, ding. No, news-wise, otherwise, what do you do? I don't watch um the news um i haven't watched the news in a couple of minute administrations um yeah i'm probably the same way yeah um i get i mean i do get like notifications from some um very centric news uh outlets that i follow but for the most part mean, it's kind of a word of mouth thing because,

you know, I like what Carrie was saying. I mean, a lot of stuff that comes out on socials, on the news, on everything is either so quickly reported on that all the facts are not there. It's salacious. It's, you know, inflammatory. Yeah. Everything is to get a reaction because that's what sells. So, I mean, I stay in my lane like the news of what's going on in my house. consumption habits of adults 18 to 29 they found that more than a third of them 37 percent get

their news regularly from influencers on social media that's up from 21 percent of adults who choose to stay informed the same way um why is that that's not shocking really to find that out i mean i think just as we heard everybody's kind of migrating away from tv i mean tv is kind of an old medium now um like when's the last time you tuned in at a certain time to watch a show other than a football game or a sporting event years yeah i don't i don't do appointment tv no not anymore you know what i mean and when i up that, I gave up everything with it. Uh, but yeah, I think, uh, for me a long time ago, the news, uh, when I, when I started doing broadcast full time, because when I went into broadcast, I was probably more along the lines of,

no, there's no such thing as a mainstream media that's not real yeah that's just something people say you know and then as i continued and i started doing reading news every single day because i had to i started to recognize certain things and i went damn it's not a lie yeah you know it really is slanted and um and it was a pretty big revelation for me to realize, man, these mugs are just dirty liars, aren't they? Yeah. Yeah. All right. Check this out then.

You see where Anne Hathaway trolled the whole audience? Anne Hathaway? Yes. Where? She was on a talk show, and she had an orange underneath everybody's seat. And she told everybody about it. They all grabbed their orange. Everybody peels their orange.

And she tells them to stick it up to their mouth and breathe through the hole in the center of the orange. And everybody's doing it. She said, now, don't you start feeling better? Doesn't this help? And everybody's like, yeah, yeah, this is good. She said, no, it ain't. I made this up. I made it all up.

You shouldn't put something in your mouth just because a celebrity tells you to oh i know that's right wow i don't like to put anything in my mouth because someone tells me to uh brandon i like to get my news from my my saline too yeah that's a great source my saline.com that is a fantastic absolutely i love shelly over there and little doggy i couldn't agree more like you have to go straight to the source. Yeah. It's better if you can. Yeah. Yeah.

I liked it. If someone writes an article about something, someone said, the first thing I want to do is stop reading that article and go read what someone said. Yeah. Not what they say they said, but what they actually said. And if it's recorded, I want to see the whole. Yeah. I want to see it in context, not out of context. Don't give me a two second to 10 second, you know, cut out or blurb or something like show me every bit of it.

You know, not that I want to lean into this because you all know I don't like politics. But but I think, you know, for a lot of people who don't maybe understand what just happened, that's part of the reason why, you know, is because for so long, these things they would say or say that were said were not accurate, you know, and people started questioning everything. And the more they leaned on it and the more inaccurate it became, the more people went, wait a minute. And, you know, they went, hold on. I think you might be lying to me,

you know, and that pissed them off. Uh, now, so when it comes to finances, do you feel like you've made it? Everybody went, hell no. It turns out a lot of people, uh, feel like we're still just getting by. According to a new survey, less than a third of Americans think they've made it financially. It doesn't mean everyone's discouraged. The poll of 2,000 adults divided evenly by generations finds that of those who aren't there yet, 54% believe they're on their way and will financially make it in their lifetime. That's good optimism. It is. More millennials than any other generation think they've already reached success. Only 27% of baby boomers. So what's getting in the way of people's financial goals?

Well, everything. TikTok accounts. Yeah. Things beyond their control. The election, interest rate, and job market. That's what they say. More than half of people surveyed feel like it's harder to make it financially today than it was for previous generations. Well, it damn sure is right now.

Yeah. Yeah, no, it's very difficult. Yeah, you don't have to be a genius to figure that one out. You just have to go to the store. Boom. On top of being harder to make it today, what it looks like now is different than the past. Seventy-nine percent say their own definition of making it financially evolved over time. It does.

Absolutely. It has to. Reality sets in and you go, I may not be rich one day. Well, and your definition of success changes, or at least I can say for me, my definition of success and happiness and fulfillment have,

have changed for over the past, you know, a couple of decades. Yeah. And priorities do shift. Priorities shift. I mean, I would think at one point your priority was to make about $1,500 to $2,000 in a night. Oh yeah. I mean, my goal was to have my own strip club, you know.

I was going to capitalize off of both of the horny clubs, you know. Like I was going to run shit. You were going to make money both ways. Yeah. Yes. And then some, I was going to have a boy strip club and a girl strip club. And then downstairs we were going to have a dance club where all the people that went and got hyped up at the. Either one could come, you know, get it in.

It's a good idea. Oh, it was fantastic. It is a great idea. Have you seen. The problem is I'm addicted to drugs and alcohol. Oh yeah. And when you, when you have a condition like I do, you really shouldn't own a bar. You probably shouldn't have a bar or strip club.

You shouldn't own a bar or a strip club. Why are you trying to die? So now success to me is not wanting to stick needles in my arm. That's a good idea. Go team. Yeah, I'm with that team no needle. Team no needle over here. Unless it's a tattoo or piercing.

Yeah, right. I got you. Yeah, that would be an interesting uh to have both of them in there uh i think that's a funny concept uh respondents say owning a home 78 and a vehicle 64 are necessary to be successful financially today but things that were key indicators for the parents like having kids or getting married, not as important now. The real question is, how much money does it take for you to feel like you've made it financially? According to this survey, you'd have to make $234,000 a year to feel like you've made it financially.

Does that number seem right, Gary? I wouldn't doubt it. It definitely goes up in my head every day yeah what do you think yeah i mean that's wild what is it what is the average income or median income is 156 156 000 where i have no idea i feel like i saw that somewhere no the average median income is probably closer to 60 uh i don't know nationwide but uh is that a hundred dollars in there or i don't know i mean i have no idea i always you know when for the longest time if you made a hundred thousand a year you were somebody yeah now in california 103 000 is a food stamp yeah god bless america

think about that food stamps at 103 grand scary man that's just well it ain't it ain't that bad here but it could be. Well, no, I know. It could be. And that's why we got all these California people moving over here. Well, yeah. They're trying to escape. Go back.

They're refugees. Go back. Thank you. Go back. Y'all and them fools from Texas. If you come here, don't bring your foolishness here because that's what caused the problem there. Bro.

Come here and assimilate. Come here and mind your business. Yeah. That's right. Live your life. Yeah. Don't Airbnb half our freaking county. No, we just live our lives here.

We don't have to do all that business minding. Yeah, let's blow your mind. We just live our lives here. I bet people do who come from out of state to move here, especially if they're from, you know, California way or out there. I bet they do find a rude awakening when they get here. And some people go, hey, we don't play that around here, son. Don't be doing that here.

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I mean, I like to cook a little bit. I don't know if I'd be a chef. Okay. Well, you're pretty good at what you do. I mean, you had a. Yeah, you make a mean omelet. Well, he owned and operated a food truck for a long time. Is that correct?

Yeah. I did. So, tell me, you know know how will you prepare a turkey this year so this year i'm gonna stuff it with the uh that tony satry's injection kit yeah but i take a homemade butter and melt it down and i stuff it with that too i inject man i inject it big time you can't put too much butter in a turkey. No? To make it taste better and soften up? Yep. Then I'll air fry it.

And that's about the best turkey I've had. Oh, you air fry it? You don't deep fry it now? No, I don't like the oils anymore. I try to get away from all that. Yeah. How big of an air fryer do you have? Man, it's pretty big. I mean, it must be, man. My air fryer, I don't think I

could fit it. Mine's not that big. I need to get a bigger one. I didn't even think about that, man, that you could air fry the whole turkey. How long does it take? It takes a couple hours. That's it? Yeah, two or three hours. For like how big of a turkey are you talking? 12, 14 pounds. Wow. Like two hours? That's... Maybe three. I'll have to check it out. That's dramatically shorter than anything but deep frying it yes it is yeah now why do you like that you like that better than deep fry just because it's healthier uh i think the taste is better too really keeps the grease out of it okay okay uh it what kind of other than the tony thatteries do you use anything else on it oh yeah i'll smother with

cavendish cavend? My wife loves that. Good stuff. I believe that is made here. It's an Arkansas product. Really? Yeah, I believe that is an Arkansas product, isn't it? It is. It sure is.

Absolutely. Yeah, we also invented cheese dip. Did you know that? No, I didn't know that. Yeah, a true story. I know. I know. The story's out there that we invented cheese dip.

Yeah, Stobies. You don't believe it? You think it's a myth? Where's the proof? Is there documentation? There is. I feel like Texas might have. There's photographic video documentation.

I feel like Texas might have us on this one. No. They had us maybe on barbecue. You think they got us on that? I don't know. But we're Arkansas. It seems like you're talking shit right now that's what it seems like i probably am talking shit are we talking cheese dip or are we talking rotel cheese dip the actual cheese dip like just melted cheese or like how we do it with the rotel you can't answer all the heat in the cans now we're getting facts yeah

now you you're right i'm. You know how I am. I need the facts. I understand. What about, would you drink gingerbread soda? Absolutely not. No, you don't like gingerbread? Hold on. We've got a stalker.

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Come on in and have a seat, man. How you doing? No, you don't have to do that. You don't have to do that. That was awesome. You're good at the limbo. Come on in. Help him get set up on the camera there and to the mic and everything.

Come on up. Yeah. These are for you. Cool, cool. And you're going right up on there. Yeah, there you go. Let's try talking. Let's see how you do.

All right. I feel tall right now. My back is straight. Oh, that's nice. That's good. Good posture. Introduce yourself to everybody out here. Hey, what's going on, everybody?

I'm JP Ford, comedian, hot wing connoisseur. Okay. That's nice. That's good posture. Introduce yourself to everybody out here. Hey, what's going on, everybody? I'm J.P. Ford, comedian, hot wing connoisseur, pay of child support. Like, I'm a lot of things. That's great. That's great. We've all been there, my friend. I appreciate you. I'm caught up on mine, so I'd like to brag about it right now. No, I would too, man.

I appreciate that. You know what it means in arrears. So you said J.P., right? J.P. Yeah, J.P. Like, justice is the peace. Justice is the peace. Jose Paco, for some people. Just playing. There you said JP, right? JP. Yeah, JP. Like Justice of the Peace. Justice of the Peace. Jose Paco for some people.

Just playing. There you go. Just playing. Yeah. So where do you perform at? Man, all over. All over Arkansas, man. I'm a huge fan of venues like the Looney Bin, the Joint, the Nuthouse.

Yeah, that's everywhere. The Rail Yard. Where is the Nuthouse? The Nuthouse. Oh, that's in North Little Rock. Is it? That's Nate Williams' spot over there behind Shotgun Dance. Really?

I didn't know about that spot. Oh, yeah, it's a fun one. Okay. It's a small room, but it's very intimate. I would say, like, the stage and the very high, you're talking directly to the crowd and everything. That's great, man. How many people do you think it seats over there?

Maybe 40 or 50, 100? About 40 or 50, honestly. Okay, that's a good little crowd though i mean you can really work it out with a 40 or 50 crowd it's stuffed out it feels like you're in like church it feels like yeah that's real that's a good time there uh yeah when i when i was uh you know actively doing stand-up i used to tell the comics that work with me i said listen if you have a crowd of 25 you can make it sound like 50 or 100 oh yeah if all five are enjoying themselves yeah but if you got a crowd of seven it always sounds like seven there's no escaping that man and no escaping that how long you been doing comedy me i've been doing comedy eight years eight years wow okay and now do you travel around a little bit uh and go out state, or are you still performing mainly the local circuit right now? I travel all the time as well.

Like, I love performing. The last place I traveled to was New York. I did there in September. Oh, really? How was that trip? It was a lot different than, like, Arkansas scene, I would say that. Well, I would imagine, yeah. Yeah, just because you can walk from a comedy spot

to another comedy spot, and that's always fun as a comedy. It's literally almost on every corner, and with the packed amount of people there is in New York, each one will be packed out for some reason. And the great news is you can get mugged on every corner as well. Oh, yeah.

It's exciting on the walk there. You can get material walking from one to the next. I'm certain you can do that. it's great on the walk there so you can get material walking from one i'm certain you can do that so i've not that's one of the places i haven't been is new york uh what what was it like did you like it did you enjoy it it was definitely fun um shout out to the grow 34 that's who booked us out there to do a show and while we was out there for the grow 34 we just went out of the door We did like the East Village and stuff like that Okay, it's a good time. I randomly got attacked by either a drunk guy homeless, dude Yeah, what was he wanting from you? Just nothing?

He was across the street from like what we perform a comedy at yeah That's I talking and really just threw a beer at me. Oh, yeah, you probably look like Bigfoot to him He was probably just completely out of his gourd. He attacked you and walked away. Yeah. That's what's up. I couldn't even be mad at him because he walked away. It was like he did it and then left.

He made his point. That was his mic drop. Yeah, it was like, remember the flash mobs? It was like a flash attack. Yeah, it was like he revealed himself and then walked away. That'd be great if people just show up randomly, flash, beat the hell out of someone, and just leave. Like, what? We did that in the 90s.

Yeah, we did. You had that ass whooped for COVID already. Yeah, no, you definitely did. It's the fifth one this week. Seth says, shout out for the shirt. Is that a Blink-182 shirt? A Blink-182 shirt. Oh, nice, nice, nice.

Yeah, good times on that. So tell me more about your New York experience when you were on stage there. What's it like? What are the audiences like? Did they embrace you? I would say, yeah, they were very welcoming of whatever, like, we had to offer. I would say that. That was the thing.

I would say with people that was on the show, they got all kind of people. Shout out to my man Scott Keefe. Oh, I like Scott. Yeah, because that's the thing thing they're very unique comics and i would say even with me on there like i'm a very unique one as well i make i make 9-11 jokes immediately off the rip yeah that's a good way to get the crowd acclimated that this is what it's going to be i started off in the middle of september i just want y'all to know like i would not do a lot of 9 11 yeah not a lot but i will do a couple good ones i do got some in the chamber though yeah no that's i i appreciate that

because if you can deliver that kind of material then that's a real gift to have oh yeah um what got you into stand-up um trying not to get bullied honestly no i hey man i feel you on that actually uh that was a big problem for me as a kid uh when i was in junior high and uh humor is a great weapon to deflect it to be honest if you you make people laugh they're less likely to kick your ass it turns out i moved to the hood at like 13 i'm from the country and that thing it was a very oh that's funny we had the opposite life i grew up in the hood and moved to the country oh man yeah that must be pleasant oh well it was it was it was different you know not the other way around no you didn't like it the other way around okay yeah no i grew up in uh i went to cloverdale and watson uh in southwest here and uh then my parents moved

to bryant uh and we went to school there you know know. Yeah. You know. I went to Southwest. I mean, not, I'm sorry, I grew up in Southwest. I went to McClellan when that was new. Oh, did you? Okay, yeah. So I got a lot of your Cloverdales. Yeah. And things like that.

So I know, I imagine that must be fun, because once y'all got older, y'all were not nicer, I would say. No, but yeah, no, I was pretty, I would say at least seventh grade, I would classify myself as severely bullied. Maybe eighth grade, about halfway, and by ninth grade, it was, you know, I was pretty good then. But seventh grade, eighth grade, pretty rough years, you know, but I got through it.

I survived it. Here I am, you know. But you're right, humor becomes a great tool for that. So who were your inspirations growing up as a comedian? My inspiration, I say a big one was like dave's pill like i grew up like loving the chappelle show just in general yeah a lot of just why i think it's funny was just captured in the chappelle show for some reason no i i think um the chappelle show is the greatest sketch comedy show ever made i mean i love matt tv i love uh in living color i love uh some of snl at least half of it um uh but uh but chapelle doesn't miss

yeah you know i mean his stuff is so amazing his stand-up is amazing that was the thing i feel like me personally i grew up a lot on like funny shows and things. Yeah. Before I just jumped into stand-up comedy. So seeing him doing an amazing show, then being amazing on stage, because a lot of times you don't get that. That's true. No, that's very true. Where they have a show that does really great

is because they have great writers. Then they get on stage and- And they suck, yeah. They suck for an hour. Yeah, no, I've seen that before, and it's painful to watch, yeah. Yeah, so they've made seen that before, and it's painful to watch. Yeah. Yeah. So they've made it hard for me as a person that wants to do comedy and write to think.

I have to think about that. Right. I got to be both funny, and what I write has to be good as well. Yeah. No, that's great, though, that you're writing material like that. How often do you write every day? Do you just write as you go? How do you write your comedy? For the most part, I feel do you write every day? Do you just write as you go? Do you have, how do you, uh, write your comedy? Um, for the most part, I feel like I write every day. Just, just little notes and things just from conversation. I'm one of those people,

like I'll pull out my phone, like me, like, Hey, I might need to say that. Yeah. I do that too, man. I'll stop in the middle of the conversation. You go, hold on. Let me, let me jot this down real quick. This might make me a million dollars. Y'all don't even know. It's not, um, not me anyway. I'm Y'all don't even know. It's not. Not me, anyway. I'm not going to say for you, but not for me. That's got to be the kind of energy you have for it. Like, everything silly that you say, this might be it.

This might be the one joke that gets famous. You know, I'll tell you how you know you're a comedian. When something really terrible, I mean bad, happens, and the first thing you do is go, well, how could this be know because because honestly if you're a comic that's how you got to look at it uh is is you know how can i get funny out of this how can i milk this for funny because usually it's the worst things that happen to us that are the funniest to share that makes you giggle and that's the thing like you got to capture like that kind of essence of, yeah, this is a bad moment for a normal person. Yeah.

But this is hilarious for me. Yeah, well, and that's it. You know, comedians are able to talk about embarrassing things and capitalize on it instead of run from it. You know, so no matter what it may be that's happened, whether you got divorced, whether you shit your pants, whether you, you know, had an accident, somebody dies, yeah, whatever it may be, you know, you find a way to, to make it funny. And that's, that's great, man. That's great. Well, I'm glad that you're here, man. Hang out and have a little bit of fun with us. All right. Well, good, good. Let's do this. You know what, as a real estate agent, putting you with the right mortgage person is critical. One of my favorites to work with is Josh Taylor at AMC Mortgage. And

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Now, Kerry, a minute ago, you had gone to let JP in. So what we're talking about is Pepsi is releasing a sugar-free gingerbread flavor. Wow. Is that something you would drink? I would not even try that. No? No. Could it be used in cooking? Sugar-free gingerbread flavor. Wow. Is that something you would drink? I would not even try that. No? No. Could it be used in cooking?

Sugar-free gingerbread? No. Just like poison in a can? That's what it sounds like, doesn't it? Yeah, so you're not down with the ginger. No. Do you like ginger snap? I like ginger.

I like ginger ale, ginger beer. I like ginger snaps, gingerbread, but that's sugar-free Pepsi. That's what throws it off like i said when jp was coming you miss me with every one of the words yeah pepsi number one pepsi zero well i sometimes i can get some weird hankering i think it's some like acid flashback or something must be if you're gonna tell me you want i think i want a pepsi i want a flat coke today can i get one i need to feel weird all day yeah boy pepsi will do it to you man that's that's my thing about real real quick uh little doggy i have to clarify this

because um no blasphemy on my end i will never be one to say that texas is better than us um they are other than saying that you know that they did something before us so that was my only point was i thought texas said that they invented cheese dip oh oh So that was my only point was I thought Texas said that they invented cheese dip over us. But no, no. Yeah, Texas sucks for the rest of us. Yeah, annex Texas. Sorry, doggy.

That's in general. Yeah, take that, Texas. Yeah, take that, Texas. Y'all just mad at the Cowboys? What's going on here? No. I'm mad at the Cowboys. That game on Sunday.

What did you expect to happen? You thought they were going to show up and be the 90s? No. I'm mad at the Cowboys. That game on Sunday. What did you expect to happen? You thought they were going to show up and be the 90s? How old are you? I'm 28. Okay. Oh, yeah. You're not old enough to remember those Super Bowls, are you?

Still idealistic Cowboys fan. Let's see. I appreciate that. No, I appreciate that. I think you got a little bit of a dream, I guess. Yeah. I don't want to crush it. I don't want to take out that twinkle in your eye. I don't want to crush it. I don't want to take out that twinkle in your eye. I don't want to be that person.

I still have enough of a dream because Jerry Wright's pays for everything. Yeah, no, you got it. It's just a twinkle. Nick Marshall says, yo. Wendy says, I'm going to smoke my turkey on the grill. I do love the smokers, man. I do like smoked turkey. Yeah, man.

Wright's Barbecue, their smoked turkey. I'll tell you what. If you want to get something like smoked meats and stuff, there's a place in Benton that's been there forever. It's called Brettweiser's. Man, you walk in there, if meat ever could smell like candy, that's where it happens. I'm here for it. You walk in there and you're like, God, man, what is it is it burges where's it at no i haven't it's in the heights in the hall that's why i haven't had it they're known for their smoked turkey and i mean

brett weiser's is amazing i'll tell you uh my whole hog and north little rock man myself man they're great they're great but. But let me give you a little tip. Wendy, bring me some. I already know they're probably not defensive. No, I'm going to tell you where. Shopping in the Heights. I'm going to tell you where you're going. No, I don't go to the Heights and shop.

I've never. There's one reason I go to the Heights. I think I went in the store once. And I can't share it because it's anonymous. Yeah. Hey-o. So the best barbecue to me, there is a place over on Lancaster, right off 65th and Lancaster. It's called HB's.

HB's is in a house over there. It's been there forever. The people will line up every day to waiting on a seat or in line to get the barbecue. What happened was the guy that the original, there was a place called The Shack. It was a barbecue place. It was real big in the 70s here. And the two that ran it had a falling out. One of them kept the name.

The other kept the recipe. HB's kept the recipe. He's the winner. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sounds like. Yeah, yeah. No, you see a lot of the other one around you don't know nobody cares about the name and they've never upgraded they've never made a bigger

building they've never they're like nope this barbecue yeah it's probably made in a tire yeah they've never rim you know but i don't care grease never addressed the health code violations never wore the hairnet or the gloves there's a reason you might you could have a rat come out of your your barbecue sandwich and you'll still eat it that's how good it is you like yeah get out of the way man and and your immune system is solid oh no it's great people that eat hvs don't get covid nope uh or cancer no no no cancer at all yeah no it stops cancer really michael says that mexico chiquito, he thinks Mexico Chiquito is actually the one that created cheese dip.

I would love that. Does he? He might. Maybe he's right. Michael may know that. Mike, let us know. Yeah. Let's see.

Wendy said she likes some New Yorkers. She also said hers is better. And I said, bring me some. Come on, Wendy. Let's see. I'll be having the DiGiorno Thanksgiving pizza tomorrow. Brad, that's not bad. You know what you're not going to have?

Drama. A bunch of dishes to do. A bunch of drama. A bunch of things you don't want to eat, like green bean casserole. Why? Why? Why? I didn't want to eat green beans.

You think it's going to be better because you put them in a casserole? I like green beans. They're all right. They're not green bean casserole. I don't like green bean casserole. Ugh. Wrap that stuff in bacon. I do broccoli and cheese casserole i like green bean they're all right i mean not green bean casserole i don't like green bean casserole wrap that stuff in bacon i think once you make it into a casserole you kind of lose yeah no that's the most things don't go in a casserole that's what does you wrong yeah the cream of mushroom soup with it it just i don't know maybe I'm just traumatized from like years. Yeah. Back-to-back holidays with it.

I think you use that in Mexican chicken, cream of mushroom, and it's real good. Cream of chicken. Is that what it is? Use cream of chicken in the cheddar cheese soup. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I don't know how Laura makes it out in Alaska. Oh, well, yeah.

I'm thinking of just my own recipe. No, no. That's great, though. That's how you do it. I think Carrie and I should have a cook-off. That would be yeah. I'm thinking of just my own recipe. No, no. That's great, though. That's how you do it. I think Carrie and I should have a cook-off. That would be dope. I actually would watch that. Yeah, well, I think everybody would get that.

What are you going to cook? I don't know. I think we should come up with something. I've got a turkey I can throw at the table. Well, you'd have to have something you both can cook at the same time, but doesn't take forever because we'd want to kind of video. Let me recommend a good pie. Like, what are we thinking?

A good pie. I don't know why. Dessert? I'm going to go buy Marie Callender's. Yeah. I'm an Oreo pie person. I can't get that. I know I've got to custom make that.

Oh, you've got to make it? Yeah. What if we just make, I don't know. We'll have to ponder this. We'll have to ponder this. Yeah, I think you should think about it. Yeah. Maybe.

I think there's like, we should do something. something you know we should both do like one thing you know that you know we both make the same dish but then we both make our favorite thing to make and then do that what is um what's your favorite food like the the food that you you don't want to do without and you can eat all the time and maybe you eat more of it than you should. Hot wings. I already know that. Hot wings, yeah. That's a hot wing connoisseur.

That's right. He did say that right off the bat. How hot do you like them? Buffalo. Buffalo. Yeah, so you're not trying to get the ghost peppers on there and all that. Because I still want to be able to taste my wings. I know that's right.

I'm trying to die from like the hot sauce there. I never understood that either myself. If the flavor is just burn, I could go eat a fire pit. You know what I mean? Just to get the same effect on that. I just want to taste it. Yeah, I'm with you. That's what the buffalo would do to me.

The buffalo shit's too hot. Yeah, and for you, that's too hot. Oh, Gary. No, I get it. Eat it in like that spicy milk, you know? Precious. Spicy milk. You know, my wing flavor says a lot about you as a person

If you can't handle buffalo I'm not a spicy person out here Well and if you like the dry or you like the wet If you like actual Bone wings Or if you're one of those weirdos That just bone out Bone in bone out

Also chicken nuggets I don't eat anything. You like chicken nuggets. I eat nothing on the bone, period. Oh, for real? No story. Oh, for real? No, I do not. No, I don't like it.

I have to pretend it wasn't alive for me to eat it. Or dry. Yeah. Even if it's dry. I don't want to see a feet. I don't want to see an eye. Uh-uh. You know, those people eat fish with the eye on it.

I'm like, what's wrong with you? Or eat the eye. Those are savage people. They actually, like, keep with the eye on it. I'm like, what's wrong with you? Or eat the eye. Those are savage people. They actually, like, keep the fish head on it. Yeah. No, that's wrong. It'd be like, you know, if the pig, if you see people cook the pig with the head, I'm not going to have it look at me while I eat it.

I don't have to prove anything. Yeah. I ain't got nothing to prove. What favorite food that you probably shouldn't eat more than you should and you love it? My favorite comfort food is literally tattooed on my body. And it's Louisiana hot sauce and Lay's original. Okay, together as a combo. Okay, okay.

Dedication. You got it tattooed. That's my ADHD comfort, you know, whatever. What about yourself? Broccoli and cheese casserole. Man, that's good. Now, that is a casserole that's good right there. That is good stuff.

If my mom makes it. Yeah, if your mom makes it. There you go. I ate that shit raw one time. I was sitting there eating it out of the bowl. I was tired. Bless your heart. Crunchy and everything.

Harry. I'm like, what did she do? I'm telling my wife. What's so wrong with this one? Mom messed up. Mom, what did you do to this shit ain't cooked it yet and there's like chunks of cream cheese in it oh my god oh my god it's like you're an idiot yeah no no you are an idiot

yeah was that a wake and bake day like we're just not even paying every. Is that even every day is one of those? Well, that's true. Sadly, you know, mine is probably boring. Cheeseburger. You know, I love, man, I want to eat good cheeseburgers from everywhere different I can try it. Because I just love them. Who has your favorite cheeseburger, though? Guy Fieri on the cruise ship. I will agree. That's a good cheeseburger. Man, that's the best cheeseburger I ever had in my life. That's the best thing I had on the cruise ship. I will agree. That's a good cheeseburger.

Man, that's the best cheeseburger I ever had in my life. That's the best thing I had on the cruise. And he had unlimited bacon, too. Yes. Oh, my God. The next time I went on a cruise, I made sure they had a Guy Fieri's. I'm like, I want that again. And I probably ate that four times while I was there.

Man, you know, it was that kind of good. I had my best burger last Sunday. Where? At the dang Flea Market in Whitehall. Really? At the Flea Market in Whitehall. This food was stuffed with cheese. Stuffed with cream cheese or American cheese. Then had smoked gouda on top

of it. Oh, wow. It had bacon. It had a fancy bun. I mean, this thing, it was awful. Who made it? It's a food truck out there. I don't know. Really? I know it ain't a food truck, but it was. Sleep market came strong. Man, I need that food truck to come here.

Seriously, let's bring them to Arkenbrau. We need to see if they'll come to Arkenbrau. Oh, yeah, that's right. We could set that up. We could do that, couldn't we? They're killing me on this chat. Okay, Brandon wants to know who makes the best wings. So, JP, who makes the best wings?

Who makes the best wings in your mind? U.S. Pizza. U.S. Pizza. U.S. Pizza. That's a good choice. Okay. Plus, that ranch is good. That's the combination of things. I'll tell you what.

If you learn to make ranch yourself at home, you'll never buy it in a bottle again. It will never taste the same to you again. I heard it's kind of easy. It is easy. It's not. It's not. You could do it will never taste the same to you again it's not it's not you could do it i taught my wife to do it um that sounded wrong i'm sorry i want to apologize for that right now i didn't teach her shit okay uh i showed her how the recipe worked okay uh but um but now you do have to add a little dill to it as well d-i-l-l or d-e-a-l d-i-l to add a little dill to it as well. D-I-L-L or D-E-A-L? D-I-L-L.

A little dill. A little dill. A little dill. Not the dough. A little diddly. A little dill. This is why you put full instruction. I would have been there.

I ain't got to add a dill to it. All right, ranch. If I put you in the refrigerator. Yeah, right, right, right, right. What are you? Little doggy, what are you doing? What is he at? I don't know. What are you doing today? Oh, what are you doing? What is he up to? I don't know.

What are you doing today? Oh, you can't trust Mike. I can't. I can't. He's going to pull you in. You're on one right now. That's what he does. He'll pull you in.

You're hard. Did you wake and bake? Are you having one of them gingerbreads, gingerbread Pepsis this morning? What's your favorite sauce? Is it ranch, Carrie? I'm sorry? Is ranch your favorite sauce sauce probably yeah ranch or barbecue it surpassed ketchup uh for most people at least in the united states is ranch or or

buffalo what's your favorite sauce ketchup is pretty strong in there i wouldn't put them in the same you see you are young you're still using ketchup yes no i get it that's what is this going on what is this sauce going on in general don't you have a go-to sauce for anything i mean i like my food cooked where i don't need to cover it in a sauce i like sauce sauce is part of the food is it yes a good ranch on something yeah that's but for me it's barbecue i'm a barbecue sauce the only ranch that I like is U.S. Pizza's ranch. Like, I'm honestly not a fan of ranch. I like.

Again, you're doing some ranch in a bottle. Yeah, I like a good blue cheese, you know. I mean, I guess. You like blue cheese? I did when I was a kid. I really liked it. I like a good blue, like blue cheese. But the older I've gotten, the less I like it.

I've got into a piece and it just tastes like ass. And I'm like, what is that? I love blue cheese. I don't love it. blue cheese yeah i gotta get the fancy kind yes you can immediately tell the difference like you can look at oh yeah no you definitely tell the difference and not like shitty shit to like ritzy shit yeah yeah yeah that's it cheese that's like it's there all right hold on i'm a liar my favorite dip well no you said, you said sauce. You said sauce. But like I'm on a whipped cheese thing now. Oh, yeah. A fancy whipped cheese.

Yeah, I do like that. It's nice and airy. So good. I don't know. I'm not big on sauce. Oh, chimichurri. Oh, that is good sauce. I like a good chimichurri.

A chimichurri. Like parsley and oil. It's a good sauce, though. It is. All right. We need to do this because people need it in their life. So let's get to it. This is the segment.

Not like the other. People do stupid shit. You say, oh, brother. Hey, it's not a copy or a clone of any previous bit. But if you think so, hey, we don't give a shit. Good news, JP, is that everybody who's a guest on the show gets a copy of that track. So congratulations. You're welcome.

You'll actually get the entire album right after. Yeah, it's number one across the world right now. Your vote would be appreciated for people's choice. Three Texas men accused of stealing 25 grand from a guy's car while he was inside a church praying. Well, there's problem one. Why did you leave 25 grand in the car? Seriously, I'm not going to live that.

I wouldn't leave two grand in the car. I'm not leaving five bucks in the car. I'm from downtown Little Rock. Are you crazy? Yeah, no, I know if I go in to pray that somebody's going to pray on me, and that's what happened. Why you got $25,000 cash on you like that? He believes, like, God is your security.

God just turned the other way that one time. Yeah, no, he's like, I don't do security. God just taught him a lesson. Yeah, that's right. That's right. That's like when in the Chappelle show when they beat, what's his name? Ashton Larry? No, the dude. Who is it?

James. What's his name? Rick James. When they beat Rick James' ass for getting his feet on the couch. And after he crawls out and everything, he goes, man. And he says, man, that guy needs some help. And Charlie goes, no, we just gave him some help he says man that guy needs some help and charlie goes no we just gave him some help man yeah let's see the blessed stanley rother shrine that's where he

was praying court documents said the victim was on his way to buy a car when he stopped to pray he came back out his windows were smashed his money was was gone. Arrest warrants went out for three people. The three men started by stealing a license plate off the car in the parking lot of Plaza Mayor in South Oklahoma City. Then they took the Oklahoma plate, put it over the Texas plate, and at 9.15 a.m., Bank of America had a video that showed them pull into a parking lot and back into a spot but they never got out eventually they spotted the victim uh enter and leave the bank it just pulled out 25 grand to buy that car they were watching yeah they tell them ran a red light to keep up the victim was clueless he was being followed uh he went to the parking lot where

he went in to pray well i think you got your got your answer. You don't get a car. That's the answer is you don't need a new car. Loose lips sink ships, bro. You shouldn't have been running your mouth about getting your cash and going to buy a car. To be fair, the robbers were praying that somebody goes to the bank and check out $25,000. No, they were also praying. That is correct. The three of them, so their prayer worked a little bit harder.

A little stronger. A Coos Bay woman arrested for embezzling over $22,000 from a local business, according to the Coos Bay Police Department. 28-year-old Melinda McCormick suspected of stealing money from McDonald's. The internal theft, which occurred over two months, connected to more than $22,000 in bank deposits for McDonald's that were never deposited. Officers recovered all but $4,700 worth of the missing bank deposits. Uh, she said, uh, she spent that on some good rocks.

Um, you know what I'm talking about? I know what kind of rock. Okay. How, wait again. How long did it take them to figure it out? Oh, how long to figure it out? I don't know. In a couple months, she was doing it. I'm just shocked you can get $22,000 out

of McDonald's in two months. The first thing I was thinking, that business is booming. Yeah, that's a good McDonald's right there. She put some rocks in the fries, I see. Yeah, no doubt. Their ice cream machine must be working at that one. Yeah, that's what it is. Cedar Springs man remains behind bars after he attacked a Grand Rapids Township fire lieutenant Saturday before 4 p.m.

Oh, hold on. No, we're going to save that for later. That's not good. But this one is better. One person arrested after driving under the influence and hitting a patrol car. Not a good idea. I'm so happy. a patrol car.

Aw. Not a good idea. She's so happy. Two deputies were responding to a vehicle stuck in a ditch as they were talking to the driver stuck in the vehicle. Another car failed to move over and hit the back of one of the police cars. That unit slid into the other patrol unit. Deputies assisted the driver that hit their units

and determined that person was intoxicated. Shut up. Seriously? Yes. Blowing minds. Valerie Boswell Douglas of Broken Arrow. Oh, she's broken. Yeah.

Was taken into custody. Yeah. Her family members are relieved because now they. Have a reason to make her go to treatment. Well, you know, now they won't be the biggest disappointment. Thanksgiving. Well, I just hit a patrol car. treatment well you know now they won't be the biggest disappointment thanksgiving what are you gonna tell me i'm not gonna put down my wine at all yeah looking at that mugshot i feel like this is not the first time you know i mean to feel like she there was probably some resisting arrest in there like yeah do you know who my daddy is yes you probably told him something like that you know

you're absolutely right about that michael i couldn't agree more uh ranch is for people who don't like food yeah no it's probably true salem dairy bar makes coda's favorite burger i'm gonna have to try that coda that is a damn fine call cream castle on the way to Hot Springs. I'm sorry, what did you say? Cream Castle. I don't even like that. I don't know why. Cream Castle. A video has surfaced of a man throwing what appeared to be coffee on an elk at Evergreen Lake. What did that elk do to you?

Well, in the video shot by Matt Roll, the man appeared to be angry that the animal was on his path to work. He was trying to get to work when all the action took place. The man in the video first yelled at the elk. Then after the elk charged, he eventually tossed the coffee at the elk. He was trying to get by the bull, and the bull wasn't having it. Nobody was hurt in the encounter, but a spokesperson for the wildlife says, that's illegal, and we will get you. What?

No, I'm talking to me and that man. That elk was on its path to work. He got places to be. Move. It didn't. Coffee. How about that? That's some Darwin-type shit right there.

Like, I'm sorry. You should have been taken out. No, he's lucky that elk didn't get him. You can come ask. That elk got to see me. I got to be at work at 7.30. He's going to have a coffee. I got to be there.

I can't have a third strike. Right? I can't be written up again. I can't be written up again. You got to fire it on your date off, Craig. Right? Damn elk. Ain't nobody going to believe it.

It was an elk on the way. Ain't nobody ever going to believe that. No, you're right. You got to get a coffee in the face. I'm less likely to throw my coffee at it than just bump its leg and keep moving. I just keep walking. Y'all can definitely try to get out of its way first. They'll got to personally just keep trying to get in mind it's like 200 times my size no they they're massive an australian woman shared

a disgusting find in a steak she ordered uh footage showed live maggots inside the meat she had headed out for a meal on november 10th with her husband and son. They chose to dine at Lone Star Rib House in Penrith. Depending on the type of order, a piece of steak can cost up to 42 bucks. But when her meal arrived, she could almost instantly see something wasn't right. I sort of zoomed in looking at the piece of steak and thought, it's really odd. It looks like things are moving. At first, her husband thought it was seasoning, but then they realized it wasn't uh how do you cook an entire steak thank you with maggots in it and it make it to the the table that was going to be my question i mean that is the worst chef ever did she order it raw well like yeah no it's yeah somebody walked by like with that ain't no way you don't know this

Yeah. It doesn't get easy. Somebody walked by, like, with that. Ain't no way you don't notice. Did they? Maybe they hated her. Yeah. What? Yeah.

Maybe she was a Karen, and they were like, yeah, get that one out of the trash back there in the dumpster for Karen. Yeah. Well, honestly. Throw that on the grill. Brown it up. Honestly, I figured since it was Australia, it was probably some sort of eclectic kind of experience.

Yeah. You know, or whatever. But, I mean, cheese and rice. No, that's something, isn't it? Ew. you know, or whatever, but I mean, cheese and rice. No, that's something, isn't it? Some, let's see, come hither cultivators vying for the title of North Carolina's sexiest collard farmer are wilting with disappointment because they got down and dirty entering steamy pictures only to be told they should have put some dressing on that salad. Said, I'm a little disappointed this year they didn't post my pictures.

That's the farmer and defending champion Lee Berry. He's referring to the Facebook page. He submitted a photo of himself wearing what he thought any true sex symbol of collard greenery should wear. Nothing but collard greens themselves. I agree.

It seems right. I'm not going to eat those collards, but you can cover up with them. No, those greens ain't going down. Yeah. I love it. At least if he did, though, you know, like, hey, I'm a full person. I'm not going to let my collards just go away. I like it.

Well, since the winner is determined by the photo, it says that though Barry's photo remains in the running, rather than being featured at the top of the page along with more than 20 other competitors. It says since it's determined by giving the most likes, he feels like his chances of winning again are limited. But you know what your chances are good of? Getting publicity that you wouldn't have got otherwise. Yeah. Because I'm not talking about anybody else in that competition, am I there, Chief? Yeah, walking off.

Yeah. There's a photo of it, Amanda. I see. I mean, it's... Wheat sauce. I mean, those collards look amazing. The collards are giant. I mean, like, those are massive collard greens.

Those are nice. Probably tough as shit, though. That's the biggest thing in that photo. I know, that's right. Yeah, that's definitely right. Hey-oh! Hey-oh! The ones he's got covering his collared are quite small in comparison.

Yeah, reckless-sized collared. He made a choice to be on it. Yeah, he got those from Kroger. You appreciate that. See, I would have held the giant one in front of me. Nah, he made a choice. He could have lied. Exactly.

He made a choice. No, he definitely did. All right, let's see about this. Forget Father Christmas, Daddy Claus is coming to town. Target has given Santa a sexy and he said, yes I am. They've given Santa a sexy

makeover and some new holiday commercials making him a bronco. Oh, you've seen it. Oh, I've seen it. He got an old school bronco too. They cast some model named Brent Bailey. Is he in that cream castle right now what's going on yeah that's he can stop it i'll stop at his cream castle 100 yeah i'll meet him under the christmas tree yeah now i'm sure that uh you'll figure out what's up uh in it bailey drives a

cherry red ford bronco adorned with custom license plate reading slay a song born to be wild plays uh Chris from Target uh is a handsome iteration it says of traditional Santa in another commercial titled he's hot but these Target turkey deals are hotter it scored five million views a shopper calls him weirdly hot uh while picking out a 79 cent turkey at a thanksgiving and in the third clip he's seen bicep curling a small tree as he moves through the target store oh my uh says you want to get your claws into him not just trying to get his holiday log some of us need you know have been really really good this year like you know, have been really, really good this year. Like, you know, to be recognized for that. You're trying to get some Christmas tree.

I've been really good and trying to get on the naughty list. I guess so. Would you want to look like Shrek? I've been told I do at points. Maybe it's just the shape of my head. It is just the shape of your head. Seriously. Maybe the nose, but

like, nah, like. Stop it. Nah, bro. Stop it with that. A Shrek lookalike. She almost said the face. No, the nose. She said definitely saying the nose. You've got the cute little nose.

Yeah. The little ogre nose. Me, me, me, me, me. Uh-huh. A Shrek lookalike contest in LA offered participants a chance to win 500 bucks and a bag of onions while dressing up as the ogre. The event brought fans together in tunics, ogre ears, and green face paint.

Instagram user Topherzen357 won first place. And that's all that I know about that. Yeah, that's the guy that won first place. He does look pretty Shrek-like. I'll give him that. Seems silly. He looks like he was

the only one of the participants that showed up with, like, face paint on. You're probably right. It was just four guys. Yes, four dudes. Man, I want a bicycle that way as a kid. Some of them showed up as Michael Shrek, you know, like, or Shaq or whatever, the insulin guy or whatever. Yeah. They're like, oh, they were totally confused about, you know, what kind of ogre was supposed to show up.

So, like, he showed up actually dressed as Shrek, and they're like, well, I guess we've got to give it to this guy. We've got to give it to the one guy that participated. When I was a kid, the Cub Scouts had a big event. It was supposed to be a big event. Let me put it like that. And all the kids were, you know, supposed to compete in this olympic type event well only two of us showed up yeah and i was about twice the size of the other kids so i easily won

a bicycle uh which was great i got my picture in the paper and that was cool back then when you were a kid oh yes it was cool to get your picture in a paper yeah there's a victory that means i beat the city that's how i'm gonna retell Like, hey, I'm the best one out of everyone that showed up. No, I definitely didn't tell anybody until right now. I waited about 45 years to tell everybody that. Well, Koda, I did not know that Salem Dairy Bar owns Cream Castle, so thank you for that. Oh, do they?

Do they? Salem Dairy Bar is fire, man. According to Koda. Yeah, he's right. I? Salem Dairy Bar is fire, man. According to CODA. Yeah, he's right. I mean, obviously you wouldn't lie about something that important. No, he would never do such a thing. The real fact checks you. Yeah.

I mean, somebody will. It won't be me. A jury in California has awarded former Walmart truck driver Jesus Jesse Fonseca 35 million bucks in damages after claiming he'd been defamed by Walmart. For 14 years, he drove for the company, had an exemplary record as an employee, was even featured in a commercial. In 2017, he was involved in an accident and put on workers' comp when doctors told him he shouldn't drive 10 to 14 hours a day as required.

While on leave, he told the boss he was going to take his family on an RV camping trip and then on a cruise. Well, Walmart's investigators then investigated and videoed him driving the RV. Lawyers explained that he'd always been open with his employer and he believed he was restricted from driving commercially as opposed to recreational vehicles uh eventually walmart's ethics department fired him for misconduct and integrity well guess what 35 million dollars later he wins damn straight yeah he wins that so i guess he'll drive whatever he wants yeah he'll drive whatever he wants now. Yeah. That's why they'll be open tomorrow.

I'm kidding. They're not. Are they not? Oh, I have no. No, I don't think they are. That is. I actually have no idea. Let me do that.

Yeah, Kevin. Kevin. The worst thing to come out of the pandemic. I mean, the absolute worst thing is Walmart not being open 24 hours. 100. Yeah, I used to go there at 2 in the morning, avoid the rush. It was amazing. It's fantastic.

Yeah. I used to be shopping with no one there. Seriously. I used to love buying Walmart. Yeah, man. It's lots of fun. You can poop on an aisle. Nobody knows it.

Walmart at 2 o'clock in the morning was the staple of like probably 10 years of my life. Yeah. No, I always went when no one was there. COVID. Yeah. Well, a husband took to Reddit to share his frustrations about often finding his wife's hair in his food. Don't we all? He's prompted her to wear a hairnet now while cooking.

You know, he can cook his own food. Well, that's what I'd say, too. My wife loves to cook. I truly appreciate it. It's delicious, but her hair keeps getting in the food. It's long, tends to shed a lot. So, to guarantee I'm going to find at least one strand in every meal. That's not the but her hair keeps getting in the food. It's long, tends to shed a lot. So to guarantee I'm going to find at least one strand in every meal. That's not the worst part of your wife. Nevermind. Um, the post sparked a heated debate online with commenters agreeing

that the issue of finding her hair was valid, but criticizing the approach. Yeah, no, the approach is shut your mouth and move the hair out yeah and and that's it don't say anything else i'm hoping you've gotten some of her hair in your mouth before if you know what i'm saying well i'm hoping if he even offered the hair net that's crazy i couldn't even imagine just saying it like i i wouldn't i wouldn't say it to my wife she'd never cook again that's right she'd be like no you can take care of it i'm good for yourself then bro well she's gonna cook one more time this is gonna be your last meal it's gonna be a hair okay joyce and roy tied the knot in a unique ketchup themed wedding in florence italy yep they incorporate ketchup in florence italy yeah they allowed them to do that they did

they wanted a lot of money yeah they wanted to incorporate their favorite condiment in every detail the reception was ketchup inspired with dipping trays shaped like ketchup bottles mini ketchup bottle limoncello shots ceramic tomatoes with personalized notes on mock ketchup labels they said our favorite condiments ketchup we wanted to include it in our special day um you know what if that wanted to include it in our special day you know what if that one to piss off somebody really bad yeah someone is gonna hate yes yeah yeah go to Italy doing ketchup somebody hates you for sure had to have paid a lot of money to whoever to the guard to organize that to protect them to keep

you know some random Italian from coming in and setting the place ablaze. That's right. They wanted to have enemies. Yeah. That's the only way you can benefit from that. No way that was like, this looks great. They want a whole effing country mad at them. Well, I don't know what you'd do, but a United Airlines passenger caused chaos on a flight from Austin to L.A.,

kicking, trying to destroy a seat while other passengers watched in shock. The outburst continued until fellow passengers, Gino Gallifaro, who recorded the incident, stepped in with two others to restrain him using zip ties. Flight attendants didn't intervene, but police were waiting at the gate when the plane landed and United has banned him from future flights. Good for them.

Who had the zip ties? I was going to say, who's rolling with zip ties in their carry-on besides me? Did the flight attendant give you that or are you a serial killer? I keep them with me too. Never mind. I always have zip ties with me. For things to tie, I'm sure. I always have zip ties.

I always have a baton. I always have a knife. I always have a baton. I always have a knife. In directions to Cream Castle. Yeah. Well, in directions. I don't need directions to Cream Castle. Okay. Okay.

And Arkansas. Oh, this is in Arkansas. This is in Arkansas. An Arkansas eSports high school teacher. An eSports high school teacher. eSports teacher. What? Please don't do anything bad.

You can fumble the easiest bag of your life. Yeah, he did. An Arkansas eSports high school teacher thought heports teacher please don't do anything bad and fumble the easiest bag of your life yeah he did an arkansas e-sports high school teacher thought he was doing a good deed by helping a student out by using his credit card to pay for a three-month playstation game pass subscription but he later discovered over a thousand dollars in unauthorized charges made by the student you're an idiot he was lucky in that he contacted the credit card company and they refunded his money uh the teacher reported the incident to police and it's been forwarded to the juvenile department yeah why would you pay why would you do that why would you use your card that's not very smart man what does that kid have on you well you know what happened is he put the card in and it saved that information and then the kid realized he's like oh i'll upgrade these games

yeah that's exactly what i was doing buying all the in-app purchases he's upgrading his cars he's doing you know getting bigger guns better looking girls you know all the things you do my kid did that one time i had a credit card attached to some game and i didn't realize that it happened one time i got my credit card bill and that mofo was hundreds of dollars. Hundreds. Oh, how hot were you? Oh, I mean, so, so very hot. So what was his punishment for that?

I mean, he lost access for however long. I mean, I think it was a few months, honestly. And luckily, I was able to get the money back. Yeah. If you hadn't been, I bet you'd have been in trouble more. Yeah. Let's do something different, y'all. Right?

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I mean. Most of them do. I had a therapist that gave me coke, so. Really? Yeah. Now that's a good therapist right there. Yeah, that's a great therapist. Hey, we can't work this out in here.

Work it out in here. Yeah. Was that right before they said, could you take your clothes off now? No. a good therapist right there hey we can't work this out in here work it out yeah it was that uh it was that right before uh they said could you take your clothes off now no no they just gave you coke yeah that is a great therapist i've never had that never had that kind of therapist yeah no i definitely will get you talking that's for damn sure you won't stop talking boy it will it will time flies in a therapy session when you're doing blow. I bet it does.

That should be legally offered somewhere that's crazy. Like, hey, we do therapy sessions with cocaine. Like, it's 18 hours. You have a break. It's chiropractor with cocaine. Yeah, I know. It's great. I wonder how they do the ketamine therapies now.

Like, I don't know. How did they do them before? Well, you just did enough ketamine to go into a K-hole and, like, have, like, an ego death, I guess, kind of like you would on shrooms. What's a K-hole? Well, like. I mean, because ketamine's not like shrooms. You're not going to. No, you kind of fall out.

Like, I feel like narcolepsy kind of shit, you know. Oh, so it's fentanyl type. Yeah, kind of like the motherfuckers. Oh, they're zombies. Yeah. Now, see, that's never been my idea. Getting down ain't getting down to me. But I'm sure that these therapy sessions don't give you that much ketamine.

Right. It's a super small. It's like a microdose. Yeah, like a microdose of ketamine. That still scares me, though. I never had a good time on ketamine right it's a super small it's like a microdose yeah like a microdose of ketamine that still scares me though i never had a good time on on ketamine no i'm just worried about that that's gonna give you a big one like nah nah you look like you can handle the small shit you are yeah i don't even like to smoke indica because i feel sleepy much less ketamine man i'm trying to get somewhere uh if you're in a romantic relationship of any kind

uh whether you're dating married holiday plans can be a source of conflict for a lot of couples and their prospective families according to a recent survey uh one in four americans dread spending the holidays with their in-laws 10 have shed tears over it um why do some partners well i think it's pretty obvious why you might uh you don't get along with them right i mean and then yeah did you uh did you ever dread uh any particular family members at the holidays mine or in-laws the in-laws um my second marriage um i very much just abhorred doing anything with his mother or their family like there was just this discomfort and tension all the time and i just yeah then they had a really uncomfortable relationship oh too close just a little strange a little intrusive yeah yeah quite intrusive yeah that's a problem you can only have uh one person in the relationship you know

two people you had a third one it's oh yeah and when it's their mother it's uh yeah that's a challenge how about yourself man you don't have any in-laws, do you? No in-laws. I'm more of that person. I more or less piss off my girlfriends because I try to befriend their dad when I meet them. I be doing weird shit like that. Like, yeah, we're going to go fishing next time. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Just to make them mad. Just like, hey, I'm his best friend.

I want you to know that. Yeah, no, that will do it, too, especially with a girl. That's a good, quick way to end a relationship. Make friends with the dad. Like, game plan, you know? You ain't got to go cheat on him or any of that stuff. Just make besties with dad. And that'll do it.

And that's it. That'll do it. Huh, I'll be damned. Daddy. It's hilarious to become a naturally friendly person, so. Yeah, no, I always thought that's what you were supposed to do. I didn't know that was wrong. Kevin, who's leaving their body? What is he talking about?

I don't know. Okay. I want to know, though. All right, let's see. Crystal says that the Benton Walmart is closed Thanksgiving, so thank you. Y'all don't be rolling around Saline County trying to hit Walmart. Everybody gets your shopping done today. You think you got all your stuff, and you don't.

Woodall says that Whole Hog has the best collard greens ever. do you who does me okay that's fair that's fair all right i love my greens i and i like i like rights barbecues um greens are a little spicy but what i really like about them is that the rough chop it's not something that came from a can you know like open the can oh no like there's there's more freshness to it. So I like that. But 100% my greens. Man, you know what? The best.

I just realized. I should have brought some. Oh, K-Hole. Gotcha, Kevin. Yes. Very, very true. Oh, okay. Very true.

My mom, when we were kids, we would eat spinach like once a week, but it was the kind that came out of the can yeah you know how bad that shit is yes i do it is slimy and tastes like iron yes thank you yeah it's slimy and it tastes like iron but we had to eat it you know because you know my mom i guess because of papa i thought you know it's really good for me and i'm like this is the so gross a million ways to eat spinach that's not this. So gross. Yeah, no.

I kind of stare back at you. I know exactly that spinach. I can be able to smell it. Yeah, no, you can, man. The only thing that ain't coming into my apartment now, no. No, no. There are certain things that when I was a kid that we ate that I don't. You ain't bringing it in.

No. I ain't going to eat no deviled ham. Don't bring me that. Don't bring me Vienna sausage. No potted in. No. I ain't going to eat no deviled ham. Don't bring me that. Don't bring me Vienna sausage. No potted meat. No, no. See, we had to do that, too, on summer vacations and stuff because we never stopped at a restaurant on the way. You stopped at a rest stop.

Oh, yeah. We ate the food that we brought and all that. Get you a tater log and an old-ass tender and gnaw on that for a few miles. Then get you your activity book. Get your activity book with the markers that dry out halfway through the trip or i need to or until i need to pull over and puke from the vienna sausage and the saltines and the sardines it was weird and the coke a lot of cokes a lot of cokes it was so yeah a lot of cokes and and junk food that's that's yeah i i i went probably 10 years without

eating a hot dog i finally came back around when they started making all beef hot dogs but i ate a bunch of the wieners or franks when i was a kid you know and yeah my parents bought all the cheapest ones yeah that's how i feel about baloney now i don't eat baloney no baloney a baloney sandwich a fried bologna sandwich. If I had to, that'd be a way to eat it. Yeah. But I'm not going to. No.

I don't have to. That's the thing. You don't have to. Hamburger helper. I done been broke. I broke four years old. Now I sit in the store for good reason. A good hamburger helper can be all right.

There's a couple good ones. Well, there are good ones, and especially if you add to them. Yeah, if you enhance them a little bit you can do that i mean i'm i'm probably always going to eat you know oodle noodles you know we're going to have some maruchans some noodle cups i'm going to do that i'm never having fun while i do it but yeah i mean i know i've never like these are going great there's a noodle this is so good i'm starving i haven't eaten all day most of them come in in the cup like thing but there's some that are about the bowl i think they start with an m

maruchan or something those are fire those are fire have you seen an upgrade they finally made some where you can microwave the damn cup and you don't have to put the book. I'm like, yo, it is 2024 and y'all are just now doing this? Yeah. Blessings. So everyone knew the cup wasn't supposed to be in there. Everybody knew that. I was like revolutionary. I was like, I keep burning this cup.

Somebody got to be up with the man. No, they actually have it printed on there too. Don't put styrofoam in the microwave. Yeah, or metal. Metal's also not good in there. They should really print that bigger. I remember when we were. this would be a large print listen when i was a kid i didn't know you didn't put metal we didn't know that and uh i remember i put something in with a fork did you

die no i didn't but the microwave did and my mom was not happy about it oh no it damn sure did it destroyed it i think i think the top of the microwave caught fire, actually. Aim the, yeah. Oh, there you go. Get on the mic. Get on the mic. Yeah, there you go. Yeah.

Yeah, they'll tell you if you're off mic. They'll let you know. Okay, thank you. I appreciate that. Yeah, they're going to let you know that. It's a little muffled. But it's been this long. This much time has gone by before somebody said something.

So that means you are in the top 2%. You know, you're doing fantastic. You're doing're doing well yeah you're doing well uh so made that number up did you well that's that's great i like it it feels really good after hearing it it does it does yeah yeah my math maths so your blink 182 shirt let shirt, let's talk about it. Is the shirt cool, or are you a Blink fan? Both. Both? Okay, well, I'll go with that. Both fans are in the band, yeah.

I'll go with that. My son, he likes to wear these band shirts, and sometimes he doesn't even know who they are. I think he wore one the other day with Journey on it. Oh, boy. And I'm like, what are you doing? You don't even listen to them. It just looks cool, because retro shirts are the end now.

They are. You know, it's... That's my rule of thumb. I try to at least, like, know something of, like, the artwork that I at least wear. That thing, I was a big 182 fan. Like, Journey, I would wear one of those because Don't Stop Believin'. Yeah, yeah. Everybody knows that song.

Yeah, for sure. I've heard it enough. But, yeah, everybody knows it. You're right. You gotta at least know something. You can't just be going there just raw dogging a t-shirt. No, I agree with you. I saw...

No raw dogging. You know what's back in... 2024. The 80s, in the 80s, we wore shirts that were three-quarter sleeves. And then you'd have, it'd be like blue here and white on the panel with some kind of a logo design on it. You know, I saw they're wearing those now that's back in style. The most recent Avett brothers concert, their most recent tour shirt is one of those. I got one, man.

I like them. No, I loved it. I I've told the story, but I had one that was my favorite shirt. I was probably 13, 14 years old and man it was light blue this real cool japanese sun on it and this lettering across it right here man and i was like this is the dopest shirt ever then we had a foreign exchange student and i said what does it say and she laughed and told me it was the days of the week i was like god i never wore that shirt again i was like no i was like i can't believe it's just monday tuesday monday tuesday yeah that

does he thought that was the funniest thing that this stupid guy is wearing a shirt with the days of the week on it i mean who buys a shirt with the days of the week on it who makes a shirt with the days of the week on it a person in japan that knew it looked at cool that was me i would still be writing that this is my cool days of the week yeah now i i commit now once once i felt like i was a fraud i had to give it up i was like no i can't be walking around this girl seeing me like that i look like a clown you know uh did you yeah did you take any foreign language classes in school to where you're required to i I took a few foreign languages. Did you?

I started off taking Latin, which I guess isn't foreign, but was one that was offered because I wanted to be bougie. I wanted, you know, hardcore. I was really cool. There's a lot of root words for Latin and a lot of other things. I had a good time for a year and then switched to Spanish. Yeah, I did that for four years. Yeah, I did. I finished out high school with Spanish and then I did two years in college that are a major blur. Yeah.

A major blur because we were doing a lot of blow, like just a lot of cocaine, a lot of cannabis. Man, all your events sound much more fun than mine did. Well, they were interesting because okay right well and i remember you know it was me and my bestie jamie and holly and um and we would we went to class you know we'd go to class or whatever and we had taken a test right when one of our you know chapter tests or whatever and then i don't remember us ever stepping foot in that classroom again until the next test and i passed that thing with like 105 and i'm looking at it and i was like how did this happen and my my you know spanish

professors yo no se yo no se which means i don't know and um it was just insane like with so much cocaine wow just noses dripping in class you know it's it's just over there. That's a lot of cocaine. It was bad. It was really bad. I got a theory. The cocaine was from Mexico. Probably. Right. Therefore.

I will say. Bam. Yeah. In high school, I had two different Spanish teachers. And the second one was everybody's favorite until she got asked to leave for getting high with students. But she took us. She took us to Coz to cozumel look the spanish teachers are always weird there's something about spanish teachers that 100 she had dyed red

hair fire red hair and she'd wear like purple and all these crazy colors and she told us on the way to mexico okay i mean she took us out to like and told us tips and tricks how to pass for 18 so we could drink. She let us buy tequila to bring back. You know what I just realized? Spanish teachers are the original cultural appropriators. I can get behind that. I can agree with that. They all try to go Spanish on you.

They're all white. Yeah, and all try to go Spanish on you. Yeah, no, it's just great. It's great. I can't just sit here and judge you. Ask me nicely, doggy. I can't. What do I get?

I can't sit here and just judge you like that. No, I could, but I'm not. You can. When I was in high school, I remember as a senior going to a party, and I will not name the name. You know who you are. But this guy, his parties were legendary. They were epic.

And so the who's who of school would go to the party, you know. He called it a social. And he would come around. A soiree. He would come around with a plate. Soiree. With a plate. Of cocaine.

Of cocaine. Yeah. Yeah. And he would just go and eat a little straws like here you go here you go here you go and just going around the room yeah and everybody was like that is a good host he was a great host and an even better salesperson i promise you that that's right yeah because everybody was everybody after they got around to the plate was like yeah no i do i do yeah how much you want freaking entrepreneur over there no he definitely did yeah no he was he was definitely genius i

thought i was smart selling now and later in elementary that guy was really doing it you know that was like the original like sex parties and things like that you know the women that had oh yeah like sex toys none of that was going on for us. I'll tell you that. Like Avon, multi-level marketing, but it's sex toys. Yeah. Oh, the fun parties. Oh, yeah, fun parties. Is there like a demonstration portion?

There is, but it's not that way. You know, it could be that way, I guess, if you had. Maybe in the 70s. That party would work if you were selling to guys. I don't know as much with the, maybe with the girls. Hold on. The right crowd of girls. Was it a guy-only party?

No, I'm saying if you had a fun party for guys, you could demonstrate, and it would be fun. But the girls may not find it as fun. What are we demonstrating? Hold on. What are we demonstrating with the guys? We're demonstrating a whatever we do. We're demonstrating how we're all going to church on Sunday.

That's what we're about to do. Yeah, I'm going to demonstrate going to church on Sunday. That's what we're about to do. I want to demonstrate how I found Jesus again. That's what I'm going to do. Yeah, let's do something, dude, for God's sake. Does your cat hate you? Here, kitty. Never mind. I'm going with yes.

Maybe it's because you make him poop in that crappy litter. I'd hate you if you made me do that. Oh, I do hate you. Introducing Glitter. Glitter is litter made of diamonds. Diamonds. You've heard of them. Jay- Glitter is litter made of diamonds. Diamonds. You've heard of them. Jay-Z's cat poops on diamonds.

Are you saying Jay-Z loves his cat more than you do? Dick. If you get your cat glitter litter made of diamonds, maybe his attitude will improve. Pooping on diamonds will do that. Ask Beyonce. And if Jay-Z can afford litter made of diamonds, anyone can. If your cat is still mean after you give him diamonds to poop on, he's probably just an asshole. Just stop feeding him.

Glitter. Glitter made of diamonds. Because your cat deserves better no one likes you is that an actual cat or are they saying that bae is the cat using diamond no i don't i think they're talking about a cat it's just her cat in this case i i guess i don't know bae is peeing on diamonds i'm not gonna let jay-z out love my cat. That's the thing. That's why I was just over here thinking, like, no way Jay-Z loves a cat more than mine. I don't buy my cat diamonds, but fuck that.

I feel like Jay-Z... Hey-oh. I feel like Jay-Z punts cats across the room. Shocking revelation from Billy Corrigan. You know who the Smashing Pumpkins are, right? Yeah. Okay. Mm-hmm.

He thinks he's related to Bill Burr. Think about it for a minute. They do kind of look a little alike, don't they? Because they're bald and white? Well. Is that not how it works? The Smashing Pumpkins frontman was a guest on Howie Mandel Does Stuff podcast when he revealed his possible blood connection to Bill Burr.

He said his father was a traveling musician, and his stepmom once told him she believed Bill was one of his father's illegitimate children that he sired on the road. He says his stepmom brought it up about 10 years ago at a party for one of his brothers and said Bill looked a lot like his dad. What do you think? Do they look like maybe? Yeah. They could like maybe? Yeah. They could be related? Yeah.

Is it just the fact they're bald or is it more than that? Yeah, I feel like they both need an afro and we need to re-examine this. That's a good point. I'd put a wig on them and re-evaluate. No, that's fair. I mean, I say the nose are kind of similar maybe. They did kind of the downturn of the mouth. Yeah, they both look miserable.

Yeah, they both look miserable. They both don't look like they have. Bill Burr often looks like he's in pain. Yeah. But he is still one of the greatest comedians. He is. I love that dude, man. He may have something stuck up his ass, though.

Well, I don't know. It seems like something you like. Mike Shinoda. Not me. Has opened up about decisions to pick Emily Armstrong as the singer for Reunited Lincoln Park. Tom, he made a statement. Sorry. Yeah, now you ready for this one?

Instead of a Chester Bennington soundalike, the announcement of Armstrong was greeted with some backlash, in part due to drama surrounding her ties to Scientology, Danny Masterson. Danny Masterson, a rapist. Some people were upset the band didn't pick someone who sounded like Bennington. I would agree with that too. Shinoda compared it to the Lincoln Park cover bands he'd seen on YouTube defending his choice, said, we just want Emily to be Emily. The songs are the songs, Emily's Emily. There was a time early on, like 2020-ish, 2019, I remembered I was watching videos,

I think a video of a cover band, a Lincoln Park cover band, showed up in my feed, fans were loving it, they were like, oh my god, this person's good, they sound so much like Chester, but he said he didn't like it, it sounded like karaoke, and so he wanted to go a different route. Now, I have heard one song with them, with Emilyily do you like this new iteration of lincoln park or no i have not listened to it my issue that i have with it is that she was she's a supporter of of um masterson and testified on his behalf and one of his victims it was his best friends with chester's wife with his widow and so it feels like very insulting to her to his memory to have an end of an apologist rapist apologist um was he testifying she didn't think it happened um she was a character witness yeah for for danny okay and then so did he end up i mean

he's in they proved i know he went to prison but i and i assume they somehow proved he was guilty but i mean what what was the the general evidence was it you know just testimony was it physical was it you know what what in general i don't i don't tend to uh follow i don't either cases that involve sexual assault or abuse of minors and things like that i just i can't know it's disturbing today it's extremely disturbing so yeah um his uh his mike shinoda's you know statement is is kind of tone deaf to me because i mean so that was bothersome to you that That's what bothers me. I was never a fan of their music, really, to be honest with you. Like, I like Chester. There was maybe three or four songs that I liked.

I got you. But it was so played. It was very played. So played, and I just, yeah. I was more offended that she was a Scientologist. Yeah, that's hilarious to me, too. I just don't get it. You know, I don't understand the Scientology thing so scientology's worse than rape uh maybe it depends you know i guess i mean it's

comedy if we're talking comedy maybe you know i mean maybe i mean honestly what band let me ask you this scientology think about this how do you feel about scientology i think it's weird it's so weird to me i have no kind of knowledge what what's going on. My best knowledge is from South Park. Yeah. That's what they said. Yeah. That's so weird. They're usually pretty, even though they're comedic, they're usually pretty factual about what they do. Well, they do the flashing thing during this. This is not a joke. This is what they believe. Yeah. No, true it doesn't it sounds so far-fetched me that's one of the things like i'm not even gonna i'm not gonna go down that rabbit hole to figure out what's why people think tom cruise is so crazy yeah you know because of his commitment

to it because if you look at the text of of scientology i mean ultimately what they believe is that uh there was a an alien uh warlord basically and he was destroyed and the particles of him are called thetans and these thetans got into people all around the world yeah and they have to basically remove these thetans from you so that you can be healed and whole and understand life again yeah and so it's all about an alien and now do you know here's what some people don't know uh scientology was created by l ron hubbard who is a science fiction writer yes who point blank said i'm going to create a religion yes dynamics was in our bathroom uh in the 80s yeah um you know i, I mean, I remember it because, you know, apparently back then in the 80s and the 90s,

you had bathroom material. Yes, we did. You had a basket of magazines and books. If you think about it, stop and think about that for a minute. Stop and think about it. That's disgusting. Do you know how much fecal matter was on those magazines and books? Oh, my God.

And nobody ever thought about this. No. You're like, oh, let me see. No one changed those books either. Let me see what your reading material is. Have you ever seen a video where somebody, yes, where somebody slow-mo's, they flush a commode and you see what comes out when you flush. If you ever see that, you'll never flush with the lid up again. Never flush with the lid up.

Never flush with the lid up. And you better not have your toothbrush sitting out on out on you do not have your toothbrush anywhere near up because you're just well you're gonna put it on the toothbrush you're gonna brush your teeth with your butthole yeah i'll put a cover on my cover that's a good start medicine cabinet i'm immediately now questioning my toilet i want y'all yeah no as soon as y'all said they're like i flush with it up all the time yeah no if you like turd everywhere then do that it's great it's a lot of fun you know i just mopped oh yeah well not if you flush with that with the lid up you just un mopped just did absolutely done everything you did you undid right there have you seen the videos with people who when they're cleaning their toilets like they do the little brush inside the bowl, and then they take the toilet bowl brush, and then they clean the toilet with the brush.

Have you seen that? They do what now? Tell me again. So your toilet bowl brush that you would, in my thinking. The boob scraper. Yeah, you would only use that for the bowl, the inside of the toilet. Yes, the interior bowl. I have seen videos where they put, and this is like, ooh, it's a TikTok cleaning video

where a regular woman. Oh, they clean the outer bowl. They clean the outer bowl with that toilet bowl brush. Only if it's the first. Yeah. Only if it's the first time I've ever used it could I do that. Otherwise, I'm never going to do that. That's disgusting.

I mean, that's. You're just transferring poo somewhere. Thank you. That's my thought. That's me and poo. Yeah, why would I do that? I'll tell you what freaks me out is when. Calendars.

Yeah, absolutely. Calendars. Calendars are terrifying. They are terrifying. I get it. I've got. My wife bought some kind of toilet brush that has a little. It's like the rabbit.

It's got a little thing that sticks off, you know. Oh. And it goes under. It gets in those hard to reach places. That's right. In the hard to reach spots. And it goes under hard to reach places that's right and it goes under the the bowl lid when you use that and you start seeing stuff come out of it you're like it's so gross oh my god so nasty no it's just man it's rough man i've oh you do know that calendars are terrifying though why are calendars terrifying to you? Because their days are numbered.

Hey, this is a dad joke. Why is there something on my screen right now? I don't know. Brandon Gunner, fix it. I can't see myself. The monitor's blocked with your screen here. Can you take care of that? There's a swirling ring of death on it.

Thank you. Thank you. We appreciate that a great deal. You're awesome. You're awesome. You're awesome. Shout out to the dad joke that we just got off. Y'all welcome. You like that one?

Y'all welcome. You can use that tomorrow. Yeah, I'm not ever using it. I'm here for service. Wow. I'm never using it. I don't know. Dad jokes, but they're a big thing. You like the dad joke?

I love a good dad joke. What's a good dad joke to you? The one he heard well that's fair that's fair um one of my one of the silliest dad jokes i think i just have in my arsenal is like um have you guys ever heard about the woman that's so like 2 000 pounds of lumber no what happened to her nah the craziest part is he says he would do it again too oh no you know what my favorite is what's the one i just told you what is when you're out driving and it's like you pass the cemetery it's like oh my god is that that's the haven cemetery people are dying to get in there dying to get in there you know that might really be why i'm getting a divorce yeah no if you told me jokes like that no he says he would say that every time we drive past a damn cemetery like oh my god yes i know i know babe they're dying to get in there i do hate

it when people recycle a joke over and over and and just destroy it seriously it's like yeah you know use it once or twice and then throw it away it's done stop especially like that it's like yeah you know use it once or twice and then throw it away it's done stop especially like that it's like yeah you can't lean into the same thing forever especially not with the same enthusiasm no yeah it's one point i'm gonna try to you know throw you out the car at some point you've been telling me that damn joke for five now my dad used to do this he used to occasionally say this when he goes oh look there's some uh well actually he would say it inappropriately he wouldn't use mentally handicapped he would say there's some uh well actually he would say it inappropriately he wouldn't use mentally handicapped he would say there's some retarded kids and uh i'd be like what and he goes see slow kids ahead yeah yeah yeah yeah cory did that too did he yeah yeah my

dad did that one my dad was like why are we playing with he's he's got things going on right now uh don't worry about that um he's uh my dad was the king of the one line, the dad type jokes, to be honest with you. Was your dad a jokester? Not really, but I have a 3-0 now. I'm trying to get better at it. You're trying to work on it so you can be funny for your kid. Yeah, my dad was not. He was not so much anti-con.

He just wasn't funny, I guess. Right, just a I guess. Right. Just a serious dude. Yeah. And it's always, you know, I struggle when I meet people who are that serious because they feel like I'm not respecting them at times because I don't take anything that seriously. You know, as a matter of fact, my former-air partner used to get real mad at me because i never took anything seriously enough you know but i'm a comedian it's what i do i can't help it i mean i take it seriously i'll be losing some of my craft if you if you leave an opening for a

punchline i may run to it i mean i can't not run to it you know um was your uh was your dad a jokester were your parents jokesters my dad left when i was two well then that was a big joke yeah it was a huge big jokester right there joke was alcohol yeah yeah this is it yeah it may have been a bit he may still be franking you oh no he's dead oh okay well and then he died like like 9 11 9 11 26, or no, 1996, he died. Oh, he was a forewarning. Yeah, yeah, he was. I mean, yeah, he died.

He left when I was two. He died right before I turned 16. My stepdad was a creep. So, I mean, no. Oh, no. Creepy stepdads are bad. Creepy stepdads are bad. Creepy stepdads are the worst, man.

Creepy stepdads are bad. He's deaddads are bad. Creepy stepdads are the worst, man. Creepy stepdads are bad. He's dead, too. Yeah, I don't even like it. Look, it would make me nervous. I had a neighbor that had a pool, and we used to go over there and hang out with him all the time. And he had a stepdaughter, and she was super nice, super nice. But she would get in the pool, and she would want to swim right up and get too close to me and she was a teen and i was like oh no this is 2022 i'm not uh not a chance no no no you wait uh you need to get a spaghetti noodle a spaghetti noodle apart here yeah yeah get one of

those long ways pull noodle apart yeah i get out this pool to prove a point no i did a couple times yeah and i i told my wife said listen i i'm not i can't do it uh she's too close over there it makes me uncomfortable i can't do my can't mess there ain't no chances you know what i mean not in this day and age man uh crystal crystal says her stepdad uh keith gunter from box side is the best dad in the whole world that's oh that's cool man how about that keith how about the good yeah brandon he did not leave for milk he left for some you know nickelode ultra oh that makes it better milwaukee's beast probably you know milwaukee's old milwaukee's is that was my favorite it doesn't get any better than this? Yes.

It does. It does. It's a lot better than that, by the way. He was getting to Milwaukee. You shouldn't have expected him to come back. Oh, I had no expectations. I was two. Neither did my mom.

Kevin, you're killing it with these jokes, I guess. Oh, well, Kevin's a funny guy. Yeah, he said a horse walks into a bar. The bartender why the long face yeah that's a dad joke though that's an what did the t-rex use to cut wood a dinosaur oh no that was brandon that was brandon uh all right all right let me give i'm gonna give i'm sorry i'm gonna give a warning here this is not a dad joke it is a dirty joke uh but this that might be the joke this was a joke i heard yeah it could be this was a joke i heard when i was real young and you know sometimes you just have a favorite joke even though it's not a good joke and this is it so uh this guy he's an accountant type you know glasses typical nerdy type guy, you know, not a big guy.

Goes to prison. A semi, real, real big burly guy, you know, real muscular. And he says, well, we're going to play house. And he goes, I don't want to play house. He goes, oh, no, we're playing house. You just decide you want to be the mommy or the daddy. And he said, well, I guess I'll be the daddy. He goes, then get over here and suck your mama's.

Whatever, you know what he said. When I heard that when I was like 12, it was the funniest thing I'd ever heard in my damn life. That's gender equality. That is definitely equality, isn't it? That is hilarious. I should not have told that joke. That's a bad joke matt good morning matt matt's our bigfoot hunter um yeah i like matt he's funny i'm

gonna go out and hunt bigfoot would you do you believe in bigfoot i do believe in bigfoot do you you actually believe in bigfoot i believe there's something out there there's something in the woods i want them to find something. Is it going to be a crackhead? Yeah. If it's a crackhead, even better. Okay. It probably is. I want people that are looking for Bigfoot to find something every time they go hunting.

I suspect most Bigfoot sightings are homeless or crackheads. I mean, it probably is. I mean, those are resourceful individuals. And they'd be running through the woods with long, shaggy hair. And they don't want you around them because they just probably ganked something and they're on the run. Jumping creeks in a single bound. Yeah. That all makes sense.

Yell and go, ah! Yell in the woods, you know, try to scare y'all. Absolutely. You know that weird walk and whatnot. They just live in a slum. Yeah, that's it. They just, you know. Meth labs.

Could be that too, yeah. Yeah, that's the security for meth labs. They've probably been like bread you know for oh yeah kind of like they would for guard dogs you've evolved a human into a guard a meth guard yeah okay a little bit of meth yeah yeah like a steroided ewok basically yes yeah no i'm with you i feel like that was a family guy episode or something but anyways you there's your movie idea. Yeah, no, it's a great movie with the Ewoks becoming the big feet.

Cocaine bears, like, you know, security method. Right, security method. Top flight security, B. Top flight security in the world, Craig. So, are you a conspiracy theory guy? Oh, man. Not really? Yeah, I think like the major big ones, like the government is lying to us i don't know well that's not a conspiracy that's those are facts now we know

that yeah they're lying to you currently yeah they have told us all that ufo shit we was on lie we we uh we're very out about that now yeah now i mean something is flying around uh whether it's a an alien or not i have questions but uh but yeah what what other conspiracy theories might you uh be uh uh into any huge conspiracy theories that's the i think i got like a really weird one um yeah mine is like the biggest conspiracy i have have is like wrestling related. Oh, okay. What's your conspiracy? I want to know.

My wrestling weird conspiracy theory is Stone Cold Steve Austin has something to do with Owen Hart's death. I don't know why. Oh, okay. It's his payback. The man broke his neck then randomly two years later when he was at his peak, he died. It was crazy. So you think Steve Austin did it? I think Steve Austin had something to do with it.

This might be a long game. Let me put it like this. If he did, nobody cares. He's Steve Austin. He's Stone Cold Steve Austin. We don't care. He's playing the long game. As a matter of fact, Stone Cold Steve Austin could kill my parents and sleep with my wife,

and I'd still like him. He's still respectable. I think it was Dark Side of the Ring or or one of those said that i don't know something with the rigging or whatever on that stuff i don't know i believe i'm gonna have to look into this i'm gonna have to look into this i'm intrigued uh yeah hey don't forget arkin brawl uh do you like wrestling you do yeah okay check this out. This is super cool. We're doing this January 25th right here at the Legion Scaffold Broadcast Studio Center. We're going to have four different wrestling divisions come together for Arkenbra.

And so it's going to be a huge, huge match. Eight matches, actually. We're setting up a ring here. It's absolutely free to the public. 100% free. Eight matches, actually. We're setting up a ring here. It's absolutely free to the public. 100% free. Free food, everything. Now, we would love, we're going to do hot dogs,

but we'd love to have some food trucks come out. If you've got a food truck, you operate a food truck, and you're interested, listen, it's a free event for a lot of people. They may be hungry. Their mouths will be here. They will be hungry. Food could be here. I will be hungry. And they may want it. You know will be here. They will be hungry. Food could be here. I will be hungry.

They may want it. They may want food. Cream Castle. Can we get Cream Castle? The Cream Castle food truck? Maybe you should start a Cream Castle food truck. I think that's a great idea. Take the cream on the road. What'd you say? Take the cream on the road? Yeah, no, that's a great way to do it. So at the end,

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cook. Okay. I'm going to try it out. I'm going to see how this goes. Now you're going to do a pulled turkey? You're going to cook out of... Let's calm down i'm gonna be doing okay okay i'm gonna try to find my mother and hopefully she does a turkey okay that's that's a good call that's a good call i remember the first size and just hope for the best the first one i made it it tasted good but it i didn't i didn't uh properly moisturize nor uh cover it and it was about as it was was like, what was that one movie

where they cut into the turkey? Yeah, that's it. It was like that one. It was so dry and thin and terrible, man. It was just unbelievable. Yeah, I know. So it's a good idea to have mom. Yeah, I'm not trusting my skills just yet.

I'm not there. I already know. I just stopped doing noodles for breakfast like three years ago. Yeah, I just stopped heating up the mcgriddles you know what i mean so yeah i got to do something different here okay all right all right uh let's see let's uh do this and see what you think about it um one second here yeah kevin get me a discount on my water. These are the most Googled Christmas movies. So would you care to guess what you think the most Googled Christmas movie is?

Die Hard. That is, man, let me give you a dap on that because that is the perfect answer. It is not the answer, but it is a perfect answer. Die Hard is, one, two, three, four, fifth, sixth one down, down I guess fifth one down so you're right up there what do you guess I figure Prometheus people yeah I know everybody loves aliens on Christmas the answer would be home alone four million

a month search that weak sauce yeah the Grinch yeah yeah with uh jim carrey oh just about to expect the movie or the animated yeah not the animated one that's fine but the the the gym kid look i i still say he should have got an oscar for that that absolutely that was an unbelievable performance um yeah he he really brought that to life in a way that i i didn't see coming i i thought it would be goofy and it was goofy in a way but it was beautifully done i mean it was his role was amazing so good it took him seven hours a day in makeup to to be able to get that on seven hours in makeup that's a whole day before you get that well i hope so like i mean did he have to wear a diaper or anything or could he like go man i would that would be the F-up part.

Especially, you wouldn't want to have no IBS or something. And they're just hot all day and things. But it turned out well. It was worth it. I'm glad he sat in that chair for seven hours. Whatever he did. That movie, yeah. That's right.

Elf is the next one down with Will Ferrell. Makes sense. I love that movie. I mean, it's a funny movie. I don't watch it every year or anything, but I do think it's funny. I with Will Ferrell. Makes sense. I love that movie. I mean, it's a funny movie. I don't watch it every year or anything, but I do think it's funny. I like Will Ferrell, though. I like Will Ferrell.

Love a good Will Ferrell. What's your favorite Will Ferrell movie, man? I know this. Anchorman. Anchorman. Anchorman. That's a great call. That's a great call. I don't know why that one gets me every time.

I know. It's a damn funny movie. What about yourself? Oh, God. That is so hard. That really is hard. No, it is. It is. It's a damn funny movie. What about yourself? Oh, God. That is so hard. It really is hard. No, it is. It is.

It's really not. Oh, my God. It is so hard. She said it. I know, right? I hope so. Cream Castle. I like Step Brothers.

That's the winner right there. Yes. I'm a big fan of Blades of Glory. That's okay. I like it. You like John Hedder? Yeah. I think that matchup works really, really well.

Plus the twins or whatever, you know, that they're against. That little comedic thing. But Will Smith has a. Will Ferrell or Will Smith? Will Ferrell has a dramatic film that I think is a beautiful, beautiful movie. Which one? Everything Must Go. No.

Why don't you like it? No, is that the one where he has a yard sale or something? Where he's an alcoholic and he has to have, like he's selling all his stuff? Yeah. No, it was dark and bleak. Yeah. He did so good.

No, it's like. Yeah, it was very dark. Well, yeah. What are we going for? Look, I watched Nick Cage in Con Air. I watched him in Gone in 60 Seconds. I watched him in Face Off, which is one of the best action movies ever. Leaving Las Vegas was trash.

He may have won an Oscar for it. It was such a good movie. But it's so bleak and dark, everything in it gets worse. It is. It is bleak and dark. It's like the worse. It is. It is bleak and dark. It's like the reverse of a comedy. Oh, my God. It was horrific.

And she's riding him while he's dying? Yeah. Well, that is a bonus. I mean, that is the better part of it. How are you turned on, lady? Well, it's Nick Cage. How are you getting anything? Dying of alcoholism.

How are you getting anything down there to work you know i don't know what you're saying i'm not familiar i didn't see you do any lube so not familiar with any of it christmas vacation hell yeah that's the best that's my family's like favorite movie yeah christmas vacation a lot of people like that it's funny what about the weapon it's a wonderful life we'll eat the weapons a good one it's a wonderful life now that's that's about played out now that's that's bleak too yeah it kind of is really honestly sorry not sorry what about the santa claus with tim allen no no no white christmas yes is that being grosby yes i love white i don't like anything black and white it's not in black and white it's in color is it yeah i still don't like it you wouldn't. It's not in black and white. It's in color. Is it? Yeah. I still don't like it.

You wouldn't. Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. Yes. The one with the elf who goes, I want to be a dentist. That's the one I like. It creeps me out. Yeah. The clay.

Yeah. I like it. Drop acid and watch it. Oh, hell yeah. That's a great idea. Yeah. I said the other day. He's doing any Christmas movie, honestly.

Like, I've got to get the sound. honestly. I've got to get the sound... Krampus. Yeah, I've got to get the sound clip for this. I think you probably know what I'm talking about. So not far back, as I admitted already, so don't be trying to check me here. But about once every three or four years, I like to revisit what shrooms are about

and just have a little little one time one night thing and so uh this was not long ago and uh and i and i got in a legit dosage you know what i mean i wanted to i wanted to go i wanted to ride the ride if i'm gonna do it i'm gonna ride the ride i'm not microdosing shit we're gonna macro dose and um so my wife put on this video and it's like an old vine video. And I think the guy is on mushrooms, but they've animated it. And it was it's like a lizard that's talking and he's like, not my chair, not my problem. Yeah. And it's like the I said, I know how many, I kept going, play it again. Play it again.

Play it again. We could go for like 10 minutes. It's like, we can't keep watching. Please play it again. But it was like, it was so meta. I was like, shroomed down. I was like, this is the greatest thing I've ever seen in my life. This is exactly what I need right now.

I don't know how. I don't know why or how. There was a show and they probably maybe still play it on vice uh vice was my favorite channel to watch for freaking ever um until it just anyways like they need some new content but there was a uh show on there's like epic parties or something like that and it would be a famous person a celebrity or whatever telling like their greatest like effed up joke you know when they partied or whatever and they would always do the the part of the story in um animated yeah so you've got you know you would see like you know

somebody's taking a bunch of shrooms and so now you're seeing them like twirly swirly and everything and it was so fun it was so fun. It was so fun. I loved watching that. That was good. Yeah. That, you know, the whole model of the Drunk History Month has expanded into many other brands where they're doing very similar things. We have people tell stories and they either have actors or animation, you know, playing it out.

Yeah. But with Drunk History, they're all drunk. Right. Doing that. And that's kind of funny. Yeah, it can be funny. I'll tell you. Yeah, I think some of them get too drunk sometimes, and they gotta redo them.

Let me tell you what's not funny. No. He's not. He's done. If you missed it, we had Luke Shoemaker who sang that song on Monday. He was in the studio with us, huh? I want to be friends with him. He is great people, man. I'm going to tell you something. studio with us huh i want to be friends with he is great people man i'm gonna tell you something that's that's one of the things i like about uh luke and why i think that we became really good

friends is you know when i met him uh he just such he just has a magnetic energy that's so positive that radiates and sometimes you just know it when you're around people and you're like man i that feels nice i like this person you know and he's that No matter who he's with, no matter what he's doing, you're always going to feel good about what he says. You know what I mean? He's just a nice, nice guy. And there's not enough of those in the world. It helps me be a little better sometimes.

I have to behave a little around him. Yeah. I want to sit in, like, on some of his little cool recording things. And, yeah, I just want to ride coattails. Yeah. Yeah. I want that six degrees of yes now i'd be around that oh yeah i promise you i want to meet some people i promise you when i tell you that within five years from now uh you'll be amazed he was sitting at this desk

because he's gonna be playing arenas and i'm not kidding you he's he's going to be playing arenas. And I'm not kidding you. He's going to do it. No, I believe you 100%. There's no doubt. He's a man. That's amazing. Yeah. An animal control officer in Massachusetts fatally shot a man's dog Tuesday in an apparent mistake after reports of coyote sightings. The Northbridge PD received the reports, including a woman who said she had seen a coyote while working in her backyard. That's from the chief of police. An animal control officer arrived and learned from the residents

that the coyote disappeared in the woods, which prompted him to do what? Look for it. The officer heard a blood-curling scream from the woman, then sighted what he believed to be the coyote, which charged at him with hackles raised. The officer shouted at the animal, scared it off, but then fatally shot it as his shout seemed ineffectual and the animal was within 10 yards of him. He then inspected and discovered, uh-oh, this was that lady's dog.

The dog owner himself identified, his name is Kirk Rumsford, said the officers claimed that the 10-and-a-half-year-old pedigree dog owner himself identified, his name's Kirk Rumsford, said the officers claimed that the 10-and-a-half-year-old pedigree dog, Odin, threatened him, was BS. He said, look, Odin was wearing a black and fluorescent orange collar, was never aggressive, let alone to dogs, not even humans. He was well-mannered. The police told me the animal control officer was so upset because he realized he made a mistake.

He said, you'd think being in animal control, you'd be somewhat educated and not just immediately kill my puppy. Yeah. He did add he recently filed for divorce. So it's just been me and Odin for months. That's kind of like Wilson the volleyball. Yeah. If someone had come and stabbed Wilsonson the volleyball for tom cruise you know when he was i mean tom hanks uh various commenters commiserated with rumsford expressed surprise the

officer appeared unable to tell the dog apart from a coyote yeah said i would call it a mistaken identity uh dog owner we know he's upset he lost his dog to a lot of people it's like a child uh the animal control officer has been doing it for 21 years he's an animal lover himself he's clearly upset that he made the mistake but man that's that's a pretty big mistake to make that's a big one that's a terrible day in the office you gotta get like yeah that's a terrible you know everybody hates you right now you just killed that dog everybody hates everybody hates me right now. You just killed that dog. Everybody hates you. Everybody hates me right now. Pedigree.

Yeah. A freaking pedigree dog with high vis on. Did you see Brandon's message? No, I haven't. Okay. Okay. I do see this message now. Yeah.

So, anyway, let's move forward here with the next one. What do we got? Okay. let's move forward here with the next one uh what do we got okay a cedar springs man remains buying bars after he attacked a grand rapids township fire lieutenant saturday right before 4 p.m the lieutenant working alone at the fire station when he let a man into the garage he thought the man was there to work on the concrete but instead the 40 40 year old man had taken illicit drugs and had a gun he began attacking the lieutenant uh beating him with the weapon uh this prompted emergency response from the sheriff's office when the deputies arrived they saw the man on top and

still attacking the lieutenant still beating him bloody uh they physically restrained him, put him under arrest. As of Monday, the lieutenant was at the hospital. The 40-year-old remains in Kent County Correctional Facility. His case expected to be reviewed by the prosecutor's office. And I'm sure when they put him in, they said, yeah, we're probably not going to be able to get to you until after the holidays. Why don't you sit here a little while and think about it, asswipe? Yeah, Tuesday of next week

yeah yeah why are you waiting of 2025 yeah you got to be really messed up you know january 6th is like me talking to you yeah that's right you got to be a real pos or really messed up to attack firemen man you know i mean they're like nobody hate firemen nobody nobody hates the fireman who hates the fireman man we're gonna you're probably a communist if you hate firemen. You know what I mean? They're like, nobody hates the firemen. Who hates the firemen, man? We're going to, you're probably a communist if you hate firemen. Even they don't, even they wouldn't hate firemen. Yeah. I mean, I can't think of anybody, maybe an arsonist. That's the thing. It's like no one, no one good hates the firemen. No, nobody. Who would hate a fireman, man? They're the ones that save lives. As a matter of fact, every time I meet them,

I put a fireman on the same battlefield as I do a soldier. I mean, they risk their lives. Oh, heck yeah. I mean, wow. You know, are you going to a burning building to pull something out? Yeah, you're a classic hero. I've never met before. You did this off a phone call.

Like, you don't know these persons? No, I jumped. I got up, got dressed, slid down some stupid pole, got in a truck, let's drive backwards on the back end, you know, rode all the way there, jumped in, went into the house on fire, and I don't even know you. I don't even know you. That right there, that's a hero. Pounds of stuff on.

Yeah. Oh, my God, yes. Pounds of stuff on. That's a hero. With pounds of stuff on. Yeah. Oh, my God, yes. Pounds of stuff on. It's amazing. If you try to... Don't you start it. I'm looking at you. Yeah, you're so evil.

If you try to hold those high-pressure fire hoses... Oh, yeah. You can't. I mean, one person cannot... You cannot turn it on and do it. Mm-mm. No, there we go. I never want a hose that I can hold on to.

Or whatever it is. What is it you're saying? The cream castle. cream castle yeah that's just i do like firemen yeah no i know i just say that's the one calendar you can get down to it yeah no she she loves the fire hose she wants to ride the truck i do you know she's look i want to apologize today for me she did tell me that she was in heat before the show. I did warn him. I did warn him. I'm on a great day. Yeah, you know you did, JP.

Pheromones are bouncing off the walls. So before we wrap up, listen, JP, where can people find you online? How do they get to know more about you and what you do? You can always look me up on Facebook at JP Ford. Follow me on Instagram at I Like Jay Pizzle. I like Jay Pizzle, P-I-Z-Z-L-E. P-I-Z-Z-L-E. I do love that, man.

Yeah, that is great. It's catchy. I like Jay Pizzle. I don't know how. That's great. Now, my son, his name's Tyler. My last name's Beam. He goes by Ty Beasy.

Ty Beasy. Ty Beasy, yeah. It's easy when it's going for that 90s rap nostalgia. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It sounds good, doesn't it? Okay, so tell them again because I talked all over you there. Where can they find you? Follow me on Facebook at like JP Ford on Instagram.

I like Jay Pizzle. TikTok, Pizzle Poppins 501 because I really lost the name game on that one. I should have joined a lot sooner. Yeah, no, I feel you on that. I feel you. I got lucky on mine. It's like I've got an email that actually doesn't have a number in it. PJBeam at Hotmail.com.

Do you know how old that is? It's like a 25-year-old email. Do you actually give out that email to people like with your head held high looking them in the eye i do because it's my my account where anything can come into it it's not the one where you know what i mean it's not where it's so full of spam it's your only fans it's it's the email no no no that, no, no. That's PJBBH. No, I'm kidding. Somebody is looking right now.

Right now, they're looking that up. All right. Already in use. All right. Yeah. Amanda, is the break room open for smashing stuff today? No. When will it next be open to smash shit?

The break room? Well, we might do something today. I don't't know we'll see how i feel um we will be open friday we will be open friday and we will probably open up um just follow us on facebook here's the plan all right you got in-laws coming in yeah you got family coming in yeah uh you're going to want to get out of the house and you're going to be stressed too okay so what you want to do is you want to bring them all to the break room because you can break plates. You can break, I mean, tell them all the stuff you, you've got what, five or six rooms. We have several, right? Yeah. We have several, several rooms and we've got one really big one. We've got a number of small ones and you can, you can, we have glass, we have dish, we have electronics, We have toys. I actually had someone last night bring her own stuff. She had been saving up all her bottles, you know, her olive oil, her wine, her water, her whatever it is.

Oh, that's cool. Oh, I love this. Yeah, and I mean, and it's a woman I know. We served on Riverfest together, and we've done a number of events throughout, you know, the past 10 years or so. of events uh throughout you know the past 10 years or so and um and when she got there like i was grateful because i figured okay i can ask her what she wants instead of like you know what i usually do which is make an assumption and put stuff in there because i don't want to i don't want to put a monitor in there if you don't want to monitor and then now we've wasted a freaking monitor yeah she's like i brought my own i was like bless your heart thank you jesus and left

me a box of some other stuff wow that's cool yeah it's the holidays y'all like yeah so save your wine bottles save your wash them out save your arguments as well yeah save those yeah don't do that beer bottles your your challenge whatever it is and bring it to me challenge your crazy uncle challenge your crazy uncle when they start that and you sounded like charlie murphy when you challenge them yeah make sure your people's is there make sure your people's is there yeah no i love that anyway challenge them to uh instead of arguing with you to go break stuff and see who's the better break stuffer absolutely let's argue over something that matters let's go break shit okay and that'll be a great day for you that'll be a nice uh post thanksgiving uh you know stress

reliever absolutely all right then by the way how do they find the break room online the break room lr.com the break room lr.com yes we are in saline county we're in bryant even though it says the break room lr and we're looking at expansion don't judge judge me. Uh, of course, uh, Patrick and the people.com. You always want to go there. Uh, and also if you don't know, maybe you're just, uh,

learning the show. You're just tuning in. I'm a real estate agent. Uh, and I can help you anywhere in central Arkansas. I've got, uh, homes for sale right now in,

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world to us. We think you're awesome. And we're going to be off tomorrow and Friday. We'll be back again on Monday. So happy Thanksgiving to everyone. And we're going to get XFL Jim up here in just a few minutes. So we'll be back for that. Okay. Yep. And that is, that's it,

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