Patrick and the People - 11/4/2024 Patrick and the People - LIVE!

Episode Date: December 2, 2024

Guests: Amanda Parker, Chad Sledge - Special Debate appearances by Bob DiBuono and Tricia Danieli

you you You Let's go! We are the people, we are the people, we are the people, don't mess with us. Let's go. Good morning, it is Patrick and the people. Welcome to your Monday. Man, it's a little bit wet out there, but not nearly as bad as it was yesterday. Boy, I don't know, man. It just rained all day yesterday, wherever I was. It was the same for you?

Yes, like sideways winds. Yeah. Stay on it like that right there. There you go. I'm going to push you up a little bit. There you go. Try that. Thank you.

Sound better? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Much better. Much better. All right. You know Chad Sledge, the owner of Piercings by Chad in Conway. If you haven't been to see him to get pierced, what's going on with you? You need a barbell somewhere, don't you? Yeah, you do.

Come see me. Yeah, come see Chad. He'll take good care of you. Put it in all sorts of places. How y'all doing this morning? He'll provide you with a bonus hole. Maybe two. Yeah, good. And right here to my right is Amanda, the owner of The Break Room. Hello.

Good morning. Good morning. How are you doing? I'm good. I'm good. I got soaked yesterday. Did you? I did.

I've seen the picture. You saw the picture? Oh, my goodness. I was like wringing water out of my hair and my clothes. I went and did our Goodwill runs because Sundays. Oh, did you? You got your dollar day or whatever. And I went out to the fancy one at Highway 10. And I've been the weather because I'm, I'm smart. I'm an adult now.

And, um, and I got in there and yeah, I'm good. I'm good. And all of a sudden I hear thunder and I was like, Oh, I should probably leave. I was checking out and I saw it anyways. It was, um, yeah, I had to go home and change. It was ridiculous. I got to tell you, uh, you know, the other day we had a conversation about Goodwill. Yeah. And when I left the studio later, I got a call. And it was my friend at Goodwill. He goes, man, that was so awesome. He said, I really appreciate it.

They clipped it and shared it with the entire company. That's amazing. I love it. I think that's great, man. If you didn't see that, check out our podcast. You can always go over and watch it after we're live. You can go to iHeart. Yeah, that's right.

You can go to Audible. You can go to Amazon. You can go to Spotify. All of those are there. I almost spit out my protein shake. iHeart. Well, you know, a little something there, you know, for you to think about. Yeah.

So we've got a great show. We had a great show Friday, by the way, you went and saw Mike and Renard at the Looney Bin, right? It was so good. It was really, really good. I hope some of y'all out there in Facebook and listening land got a chance to go see them. And if not, just check them out on their socials.

I think it was Funny Man, Mike James, and Renard Comedy. They were phenomenal. Yeah, they were great in the studio. And Friday was such an excellent show. It was. Other than somebody's overzealous attempt to hurt me. What? It'd be this person here.

What? He got a big, big, big thing today. Look, I came in over the weekend and did a little bit of work to set up for a big, big debate, you know, tomorrow's election day. And so your final opportunity to hear from the candidates, I know you wouldn't think it would be this show, right? You might think, hey, it'd be some big news show somewhere, but no, uh, the final debate will happen here this morning, uh, between, uh, the candidates

right about seven o'clock. And you're going to want to be here for that because, uh, well, I'm sure they'll have very important things to say. I worked very tirelessly, uh, to bring in some outstanding questions that probably you're not going to hear in other places. Absolutely. I'm trying to get down to the real dirt. You understand what I'm saying? It was the last-ditch effort for them to try to show the American people that they really do care about you. Yeah, and I'm sure they will.

All right. Let's see who's outrun the Grim Reaper. Okay. How about Ralph Macchio, the Karate Kid? How old do you think Ralph is? Anybody? 55. Okay.

I like it. 52. Okay, 62 for the Karate Kid. Oh, my God. The Karate Kid is near Social Security age. That's right. All right. How old is Matthew McConaughey, y'all?

70. Oh, wow. I don't Matthew McConaughey, y'all? 70. Oh, wow. I don't know. Oh, man. Probably 58. Okay. You're closer. 54.

Okay. All right. All right. All right. Yeah. Just keep living, man. Your food's on the table. Just keep living.

Hey. Uh-oh. You're in trouble. Let's see. Who else? Heather Tom is 48 now. She's from soap operas. We don't know her 48 now she's from soap operas we don't know her who's heather yeah we don't know we don't care hey diddy uh diddy has a birthday celebrate you think he's having a diddy party party you think he's saying that y'all gonna come to the diddy

party uh no no nobody's coming to the diddy party he's the same age as mcconaughey 54 uh let's see who else a reality star jessa duggar is 31 she's 119th of the famous duggar clan uh reality star crazy person comedian kathy griffin 63 uh jeff probst uh survivor 62. look that dude right there he's an og yeah the host of survivor he is an og reality show host he is a man he's an awesome host he taunts those people non-stop and it's pretty amazing i do like survivor always have i'm watching um right now in the reality land house of villains 2 and richard hatch who won the first survivor and likes to be naked a lot is on there and uh this dude doesn't give a damn he just takes his clothes off in front of anybody and they're all like man please stop dude please yeah i'm just uh you know

he doesn't care if you see his man meet and that's fine i mean whatever. You know, I'm just not the one to say. I don't know. There's some folks that take issue with that. Well, you know, let's go to Oklahoma, where at least 11 people were injured after a weekend of tornadoes and flooding in Oklahoma. Oklahoma City officials said Sunday there were injuries that were non-life-threatening. Nearly 40 structures destroyed, dozens damaged damaged thousands of customers without power in the region governor kevin stitt issued emergency declaration for six counties it ripped through the town of harrah and it was an ef3 according to national weather service so you know pretty tough there oreo giving fans a holiday treat with a new festive flavor see did you the limited edition oreo festive cookies uh they feature oreos chocolate cookie top with five holiday themed designs including

candy cane gingerbread man penguin snowman and rudolph why i don't know man because they need something to do they're bored well you're you're kind of guffawed that, like, I think Halloween, yeah, obviously Halloween, they had, like, 4011 different things, color schemes and all this, weird flavors. I'm like, stop it. Yeah, it's just, you know what? Give me just a handful. You give me too many.

I'm just going to walk away from it. It's too many choices. I will say that they're gluten-free are fantastic. Like, they actually just taste like regular Oreos. Let's pause here. Why do we do gluten-free? Because I don't like, no, I'm not, but I do have a sensitivity. You do have a sensitivity.

I don't have a sensitivity, but I did eat. How did that happen? I don't know. You didn't eat bread as a kid? No, I ate a lot of bread. Cereal? Pasta, bread, cereal. It's all my favorite.

So what does gluten do to one? It bloats me. Really? It may make me a little gassy. Well, if I thought it bloated me, I'd probably stop. Well, it was uncomfortable. No, I get it. I would too.

I mean, I ate a whole bowl of pasta last night. I asked for extra gluten to make up for you. whole bowl of pasta last night. I asked for extra gluten to make up for you. Grammy award-winning record producer Quincy Jones has died at the age of 91. Don't feel too bad. He was 91. So what happens? Jones was born on the south side of Chicago at age 14. He introduced himself to then 16-year-old Ray Charles, who he cited as inspiration for his own music career. Don't know if it was inspiration for his philandering career, but Jones began traveling the country on tour with different acts, including the band that supported Elvis. In 61, he became an artist, an A&R director for Mercury Records.

Let's see. He worked with every kind of artist you can imagine. I mean, you know, Quincy Jones is one of the greatest producers of all time. Let's see. He worked with every kind of artist you can imagine. I mean, you know, Quincy Jones is one of the greatest producers of all time. Uh, let's see. Okay. There are some things you just can't do. A Texas mom is facing charges for trying to sell her baby on Facebook because why wouldn't you go to marketplace to sell your baby?

I mean, come on now. It's hard. You know, it's a hard place to sell because people are going to be like, is that baby still available? And then ghost you. And then ghost you immediately. Yeah. No, the baby is available. Are you interested?

Crickets. Crickets. Crickets. Yeah. Yeah. The post was listed. Drugs are bad. Drugs are bad.

It was listed in a group called Birth Mothers Looking for Adoptive Parents. And Juniper Bryson,son 21 was in contact with six different prospective buyers she reportedly believed what she was doing wasn't illegal and was instead a different kind of adoption oh yes no that's a different special kind of adoption somebody told her that in jail yeah eventually one of the people she was communicating with reported her to police because she started asking for money. Yeah. No, you can understand that seems a little suspect when they ask for money for the baby. No, you can have it for $20,000.

Let's see. New fencing up around various locations in D.C. Well, you know why. Right. Do I need to tell you? I'm not going through any more of that. You already know. All right. Let's see. A new docuseries about Ace of Bases coming. That's all you need to know. Right. Avoid it. Yes.

Three guests and a dog walk into a fire station, not the opening line of a joke. Oh, three goats and a dog even. Okay. Apparently, members of New Bedford Fire Department Engine 5 spotted a mother goat, two baby goats, and a dog walking up to the station. They worried something would happen. They corralled the herd and apparently got them all back home safely, so that's good news. Here's a little bit of some other news. Not good in Orlando.

Police have released the identities of two men killed in a downtown Orlando shooting on Halloween. the identities of two men killed in a downtown Orlando shooting on Halloween. Tyreek Hill and Tim Schmidt Jr. killed after midnight Friday during a Halloween celebration, seven others injured. Gunshots, and you understand how that works. I saw that video. Yeah. Forecasters paying attention to a weather system in the southwest Caribbean. National Hurricane Center has forecast the system to strengthen to a

tropical storm today with potential to become hurricane rafael uh they don't really know what's going to happen with that yet uh it was expected but restaurant chain tgi fridays did file for chapter 11 the company said it's looking for ways to ensure long-term viability. Good luck on that. Good luck getting people to come and eat these days. Thanks to weak demand from several areas, notably China, OPEC has agreed to delay the oil output increase it had planned for next month. Eight members, along with Russia and other allies, decided to push back the expected increase

till January. So what does that mean? Well, it means the gas prices aren't going to drop right now. Yeah. It's not every day a town sees its entire police force resign. That's what happened in Gary, Oklahoma. Former Chief Alicia Ford wrote on social media it was a difficult decision. Encouraged the town to become acquainted with the city council and to be involved as possible, especially attending the city council meetings. It might be hard since two city council members also resigned, leaving with just one member of the city council.

That's it. That's the only person left in the government. What's the population of that city? Oh, I don't know what it is, but it's probably not real big. That one person woke up and went, it's all on me, damn. They can do whatever they want now. A federal judge ruled yesterday that Iowa can challenge the validity of ballots from potential non-citizens. That's all you need to know. A hero. This is a good story

right here, a senior shelter dog who's blind is being called a hero for saving his handler from a rattlesnake during a walk. They were on a walk near Utah's Best Friends Animal Sanctuary and Dan Fishbein guided the dog around to help him avoid running into objects. All of a sudden, Fishbine guided the dog around to help him avoid running into objects. All of a sudden, the dog pivoted and brought the attention to a rattlesnake on the trail that he had nearly stepped on. He was surprised at the dog's awareness, despite it being blind. Well, it probably smelled it. I mean, snakes have a pretty pungent scent, but still good for him because he had eyes and wasn't seeing the snake. So I don't know what to say

about that but it was like the blind leading the blind right uh jonathan pasquale a 50 year old nurse practitioner from vallejo california recently achieved his dream of completing the ironman world championship despite a terminal cancer diagnosis. What's your excuse? Right. Yeah, after qualifying as a legacy athlete, he's completed 15 Ironman triathlons. He took part in October 26 event in Hawaii. It included a two and a half mile swim, 112 mile bike ride, and a marathon run.

In 2022, he was diagnosed with a rare cancer that spread to his lungs and bones he's faced a lot of health challenges shortness of breath chronic pain he said that made training difficult but he did it yeah i mean man that's not giving up right now i salute that dude right there i mean i get a cramp you know right now i'm like yeah i don't think i'm thinking i could have you know like twisted my ankle and I'm out. This dude's got. I can often throw my back out and I'm done for the day. Terminal cancer.

And he's the Iron Man, you know, come on, man. Hey, this is great. I think so many people that are bangers, hard rockers, you know, metal people. Okay. I love that. I wish you had my bangers. Like, there's a few types of bangers, bro. you know metal people okay for the third year in a row the high seas are going to be rocking lamb of god has announced headbangers boat 2025 they're gonna sell out yes baby on a cruise ship

on october 31st that's halloween, it's going to go until November 4th. The cruise will go from Miami to Cozumel aboard the Norwegian Jewel. And you have to wonder how much space is on that boat after you see the list of bands joining Lamb of God. They include Clutch, Kublai Khan, Obituary, Devil Driver, Fear Factory, The Black Dahl of Murder, Crowbar, 18 Visions, and Brat. Okay. Will be on board. I'm going to be honest with you. I know Lamb of God and Clutch, the rest of them.

I did not know, but they all have suitable metal names. Yeah, you're just missing one like, you know, Old Abortion or something like that. Oh, there's Fetus, Dying Fetus. Yeah, there's always some crazy ones there's some insane names out there yeah and their fonts are even more insane i'm like how am i supposed to know who it just looks like a bush right you know not not one of those bushes but like a thorn bush a little bit of sports here that you care about over the weekend. Multiple top 25 NCAA football teams took big O-Ls, including guess who took an L?

Do you remember who took an L this weekend, Chad? There's a couple of them. Do you remember the one that people around here might care the most about? Arkansas. Oh, that's right. Arkansas got the hell beat out of them. Yeah, like they got stomped. How did they not fire Pittman mid-game?

Yeah. I would have walked out and fired him in front of everyone mid-game. Get out. Get out. If anybody has some breakable Razorback stuff that they want to process their disappointment on, come on by. We do have a shelf

of Razorback stuff. Just so you can beat on it. Absolutely. We should have some other teams, too. Do you have? Oh, we do. Oh, good. Oh, yeah. We do.

We don't discriminate. Hope you have the Cowboys in there, too. Absolutely. Yeah. There's another one. They took a L, too. That's shocking. Yeah.

As shocking as the Razorbacks. Pardon me while I yawn. We're going to do it this year. We beat a non-conference team by seven billion. I cannot wait to see the SEC roll call. Have you all followed that cat, that comedian? Which one? I'll look him up.

He does the SEC roll call every week. Oh, yeah? Have you seen this? No, I have to see him. No, that sounds funny. I'll have to find his name for you. Okay, that's great. Please do.

Yeah, it was sad to see the game. So what happens now? Is this a matter of, I mean, clearly the defense isn't working. That's not Petrino's fault. Do they get rid of Pittman and move Petrino up? I think that was the plan from the get-go. Do you? I really do.

See, I wondered to myself, and this may not be the case at all, but is Pittman doing to Petrino what Houston Nut did to Gus Malzahn you know like I'm yeah they they made me take you but I'm still gonna run stuff and I'm still gonna make some calls here and now that may be the I don't know that that's the case but I'm saying I've seen Petrino's offenses it's going on for sure yeah and then defensively you can't blame Petrino for that so look I'm gonna tell, I think that Pittman is on very bided time. As far as other things, hey, Ohio State, the Buckeyes, baby, yeah, they beat number three Penn State 2013.

Thank you. Unranked South Carolina beat the hell out of number 10 Texas A&M 44-20. Yeah. I cannot wait to see the roll call when it gets done. That's going to be freaking hilarious. Texas Tech edged number 11, Iowa State, 23-22. Louisville shut down number 11, Clemson, 33-21. Houston beat 17, Kansas State, 24-19.

Number 20, SMU beat down number 18, Pittsburgh, 48-25. Minnesota defeated number 24, Illinois, 25-17. So how did that shift the top five? Well, Oregon is unanimously number one. They're legit, man. That's a legit program right there. Ducks. Yeah, number two, Georgia.

They're pretty good. I don't know how good. Number three, the Buckeyes. They're good. They're good. Yeah, they're good. They're solid. Four, Miami.

And number five, Texas. Now, the first CFP rankings are going to be released tomorrow evening. I'm sure that everybody will be paying attention to that and not anything else going on tomorrow. Is there anything going on tomorrow? I don't think so. It's Tuesday. Taco Tuesday. Oh, yeah. That tomorrow? I don't think so. No, it's Tuesday. Taco Tuesday. Oh, yeah, that's what it is.

Taco Tuesday. Taco Tuesday. Hey, if you're into strip joints, and who isn't? Absolutely. Los Angeles, one of the top places to be. If you're part of the World Series Championship Dodgers, it's a nice perk. As a thank you for bringing the championship to L.A.,

the owner of Four Play Gentlemen's club and plan B strip club as each member of the team with black VIP cards to both clubs for life. Wow. Free admission and free VIP booth seating. Oh yeah. In addition, any athlete staff member or fan showing their Dodger pride and showing proof of being a staff member will get free admission

and their first drink free and dinner on the house. Well, that must be nice. How about some free boobies, y'all? How well is that strip club doing that they can offer that? It must be pretty decent, huh? But then again, if the athletes are in your club, so is everybody else. That's true. That's true, and they can make up for

the money you're losing yeah you know i've been to uh our uh one of our adult clubs uh they call it uh what is it the purple hippo now is that right peppermint i'm not as i remember when it was visions but i've been there a few times i've never i've never was it yeah oh okay i've never uh seen any celebrities in there or big athletes i've had some midgets and then before like the back in the day no i mean like like actual celebrities little people chad little people little guys i'm sure maybe a couple of our our

athletes may have been in there at some point probably our box probably they probably go in fayetteville i'm sure they do they have clubs there don't they in the day how i don't know back in the day we did have some of the boxers that came through but um back back in the day prime time oh my goodness yeah at prime time yeah yeah we uh they would bring in features and the features were usually porn stars um yes adult performers of sorts and everything and those were always big nights a lot of fun i bet they were a lot a lot of fun here's my one and only prime time story okay i uh i must have been maybe i don't know 21 22 and i worked with a dude named jim busby i don't know jim busby you know jim busby hell yeah no you don't know yes i Oh my God, Jim Busby? You know Jim Busby? Hell yeah, I know Buzz. No, you don't know Jim Busby. Yes, I do know Buzz

because Buzz was a bartender. Hold on. Go ahead. Hold on, hold on. Convertible Cadillac? Yeah. No way. He was a bartender at 70's Club.

Are you kidding me? He was a bartender at 70's Club. Okay, wow. He was a bartender at Midtown. He's the reason. Midtown. Okay, well Maggie's gone but he's the reason

I was getting into Midtown well before my 21st birthday. Well, I can believe that. that well all right maggie's gone jim was my co-worker all right i loved i worked for a telemarketing firm and uh he had a good voice he had a great voice and you can imagine i i did all right as well uh spent about a decade on the phone doing business and so anyway uh jim said uh hey man uh you ever heard of this stuff called jaeger and i was like no man i don't know what that equals man you got to try some right so we go to this bar and i and it's i mean it's easy to shoot right uh or it was for me anyway

i i did like four or five of them and you don't know when you're taking shots and you're sitting down how it is you know you get up and i got up and i was like oh man and the world's spinning man and i told him i said man i need to man i gotta go home bro i need please man i gotta go home and he goes yeah that's fine uh one stop first and i'm like okay because i'm drunk you know and he goes you know what you need you need something to eat you need to get that off your stomach. Yeah, he took me through Wendy's. That was a bad idea one.

Bad idea two was he pulls up to the primetime, and I said, Jim, come on, man. I can't go in here. And he goes, man, just for a minute. Just for a minute. It was always just for a minute. Just for a minute. Until the sun came up. Yeah, that dude kept pouring.

There were four full beers in front of me. He should have got a clue. I'm not drinking any of them. No. And and finally i went and threw up in the bathroom and this is how drunk i was okay and remember i was young and much smaller too uh i was literally trying to clean my throat off the floor because i felt guilty oh my god in the strip club yeah there he is old jim busby right there god that sure the hell is yeah i'll be damned yep that sure is he got me into backstreet because it was backstreet back in the day and disco and i was 18 years old and jim was always a he made sure my life was phenomenal from yeah 18 to 21 i'll say this j this jim was always a much bigger guy

okay he's not not and i don't mean tall though he wasn't short uh but but he was a real big guy but he was one of the suavest talking big guys you've ever met i saw that dude who probably doubled my weight yep uh do some things you could not believe could be done by someone of that weight. He was one smooth talking fool. He sure was. After Saturday's 124 to 107 loss to the Grizzlies, Philadelphia 76er center Joel Embiid got into a confrontation with a columnist, resulted in some shoving. The reporter in question, Marcus Hayes, who mentioned Embiid's son and late brother, both named Arthur,

while questioning Embiid's professionalism and effort to stay in shape. When reporters came into the locker room, Embiid confronted him saying, the next time you bring up my dead brother and my son again, you're going to see what I'm going to do to you and you're going to have to live with the consequences. I'm going to have to live with them. Uh, well, Hayes did offer an

apology, which Embiid refused later. He said, he didn't care what reporters say to which Hayes retorted, but you do. And that's when, uh, Embiid started quote, raising his voice in the shoving started, uh, the PR chief for the 76ers got between them tried to clear the reporters clear the locker room um yeah i think uh and b felt like he crossed the line and he didn't care you know and and i it may be it wasn't appropriate for him to do that honestly uh but you got to keep your cool because these people try to pimp you. Exactly. The reporter is probably baiting them. That's what they do because all they need is what? One time.

One time. One time for you to do that. You're canceled. Yeah. Look, they got Kelsey over the weekend, didn't they? Yeah. Yeah. It was horrible too, man.

Well, it is horrible. Let me just tell you what happened. One of life's no-brainer rules would seem you don't taunt a 6'3", 277-pound pro bowler, an offensive lineman. Get into the wind. An idiot didn't get that memo because idiots are idiots. On Saturday, Kelsey was prepping to appear on college game day before that Buckeye-Penn State game.

He was walking to the stadium, and an obnoxious fan asked Kelsey how it felt that your brother's a gay slur for dating taylor swift well clearly kelsey heard the guy's remark turned around grabbed his phone and slammed it smashed it into pieces uh and he said who's the now they didn't show till later that guy shoved kelsey to the ground too too. Did he really? He really pushed him to the ground. After the phone? Before the phone. Before the phone.

No, he didn't. Yes, yes, yes. You can see all this stuff on the internet now. Really? Love the internet sometimes. It's undefeated. Really? It helped him.

It's undefeated. Yeah. That was good. Yeah, it's true, though. Yeah. But he did, though. He just came out and just shoved him from for mine and he hit one knee on the ground look man well i'll fight the guy for kelsey yeah he's lucky he didn't get his ass pummeled

one more time yeah but but this is what they they look for that i mean did that one bait you know and kelsey took it uh and how many things has he walked away from and turned his back on at some point it's just too right some days are the wrong day some days are the wrong day it's the wrong day and he was the wrong person they're myriad they're myriad yeah no they do get their yeah uh i saw that uh kevin durant uh went off too on Stephen A. Smith. He's tired of it. How hard is that? How hard is that? Well, how hard is it to go off on Stephen Smith anyway? He's always going off too.

He is. He said, yeah, Stephen A., I don't understand how people even listen to him. He said, I've been in the league for 18 years. I've never seen him at a practice, at a film session, a shoot around. I've never seen him anywhere but on TV talking shit about players. He's a clown to me. He's always been a clown. You can write that.

So, yeah, I guess he was not happy with what Stephen A was saying about him. Look, you know, I get both perspectives there. Again, he's taking the bait. But, you know, how many times do you hear it? And, look, Stephen A is sensational. We all know that. I mean, look, he is the bait uh but uh you know how how many times do you hear it and look stephen a is sensational we all know that i mean look he he is the bait layer yeah i mean that's what he does right i mean a lot of people have been mad at stephen a smith over the time even yeah a bunch yeah a lot of top ones who like alvin iverson they had who alvin iverson oh alan iverson yeah like

jordan like he he loves jordan Well, who doesn't love Jordan? You love Jordan, don't you? Oh, man. That's like, I named my son. My son's name is Jordan. That's a good call. That's a good call. One of my friends.

I'm sad I didn't. Really? Yeah. That's cool. Kareem. Yeah, that's dope. All right. Kareem was the man.

Yeah, he was. Let's get to some of your comments. Andy said, first again, you were in fact Andy today. Hello, hello. Kristen said, good morning. Good morning. Latasha, good morning, Patrick and the people. What's up, Latasha?

What up, little doggie? You said good morning. Ben Hubbard, good morning. Scott Hall and Big Daddy Diesel used to go to Tramps when they were in town. Yeah. Tramps. Tramps. Where was that in jacksonville no yeah um homeboy about to get paid domo said homeboy about to get paid yeah he probably is gonna get paid did anybody ever go to tj's in pine bluff no that was a strip club it was it was a very private membership club yeah very private membership club i've heard of some of those very private i was like once once i figured out how

private it was i was like i gotta go back to little rock it's too private way too private over here yeah no i've been i've been to the vip room uh not there but but i've been there before but i've never uh experienced anything that, you know, that level of stuff. You know what I mean? Yeah, there's a lot of money there to be made. I'm certain of that. All right, let's do something different, shall we? Tonight on an all-new Becky's Got Crack.

Yo, Becky's Got Crack. Yo, Becky, let's hang out, girl. Patrick and the people. All right, so it's very, very, very important with what is it happening to the election? Yeah, tomorrow, the election. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Keep forgetting. Yeah, yeah.

So listen, what I did is me and my team reached out to the candidates and said, listen, I know that you probably wanted to end your run, but I've got an audience maybe you haven't gotten to yet, and I've got questions you haven't had yet. And somehow, someway, we got them to share this with you and I know you're going to love it. And in front of me, somehow I've managed to get together Kamala Harris and Donald Trump for the final debate before the election. How are you doing this evening? Wonderful. All right. How about yourself, sir? Well, I'm busy winning.

Well, I understand. Let's get right to the questions. It's the answers people want to know. These aren't softballs that we're throwing you. You know what? The United States is beginning to fall behind on education. A lot of this pertains to communication. What can we do to make sure old people know how to use emojis? Kamala, that question for you first.

I see. Yes. You know, that's one of the things that's so important. You know, these older people are having trouble. And this is something that Donald Trump has caused. I know that I'm going to win on Tuesday night, and we're going to fix this. We're going to fix this, okay? All right. Come on, Mr. Trump.

Well, I have a beautiful, beautiful, you know, a lot of people that are older have a lot of respect for Trump. They happen to like Trump a lot. And when I get back into the White House, we're going to sign a new beautiful, beautiful deal, new policy, great policy, that people over the age of 65 years old will not be allowed to have a computer whatsoever, nor a phone. And if they are caught with one, with my great law enforcement, they'll be shot. Wow, that I guess would do it. All right, let's move on to the next question here. Well, many of our citizens are worried that Canadians are going to start invading via the northern border and try to make Americans overly nice like Canadians. How do we protect the all-American asshole from being diluted by crazy Canucks?

Sir, we'll start with you, Mr. Trump. Well, first of all, you know, I had a great relationship with Justin Trudeau. I don't call him that, you know that, because he's two-faced. I call him Justin Trudeau, horrible person. And when I say blow, it's because, not because he blows a lot of hot air, because he hangs out at the gay bathhouse. Oh, no. He's a horrible person, and he's nasty, ready? And he's vicious. He's a horrible vicious person and i will make sure that we put our beautiful beautiful ice and they're tough ice you take these marines you take a cop the ice is a lot tougher than that and we're going to put them along the canadian border and if we have to i will invade canada and if we to, we will use a nuclear weapon. We'll do it. We'll do it fast.

All right. Ms. Vice President Harris, how do you respond to that? Well, you see, Canada is a country and it's a big country and it's next to the United States and separated by a border. Right. Right. Okay. And Donald Trump is the reason we're having this problem. You know, when I am able to get an office and deal with the border, you know, I have been to the border. Excuse me. I got to jump. Excuse me. I got to jump. Okay. Ready? They said she was a border czar.

They said, oh, she's border czar. Yet she never went to the border. And the only border she went to was a Mexican restaurant. Horrible. And now they're pouring in. And she'll tell you, she'll never tell you this because they want to deny it. These are people coming in. They're not the good ones, Patrick. These are the bad ones. Gang leaders, gang members, Selena Gomez, the band Menudo, mariachi bands. These are horrible, horrible criminals, and they have to be thrown the hell

out. Kamala, I have to, Vice President Harris, I have to let you respond to that. Go ahead. I have to, Vice President Harris, I have to let you respond to that. Go ahead. This is exactly why I need to be president. Donald Trump has created this problem. And it's unfortunately something that we have to deal with, with a solution. Right, right. Okay, okay.

Let me. And by the way, Patrick, by the way, we're going to get rid of the bad ones when I get back into office, which is going to be like in three days. I hate to say it. When I get back in the office, right? Put me back in the White House

and we're going to have the greatest mass deportation program in the history of the world. But we can't throw all the Mexicans... We don't want to get rid of all the Mexicans. Who's going to mow the lawn? But we can't throw all the Mexicans, we don't want to get rid of other Mexicans, who's going to mow the lawn? But we want to get rid of many of them, the bad ones, not the good ones. Sir, I understand. Listen, according to reports, more citizens now take Ozempic than the vaccine. Some are worried that we're going to lose all our

big bottom girls. What we do as president to make sure we don't lose all those badonkadonks and dump trucks. Go ahead, Ms. Harris. I see. Yes. Donald Trump is the reason why we're having this problem. And I love big yellow school buses. So is that what you call a posterior big yellow school bus, Vice President Harris? Right. Right. Okay. We'll be busting in all the food that we need so that we can fix the problem that Donald Trump has created. Okay, you'll bust it. That

makes sense. Busting in food. Sure. Mr. Trump, how would you? First of all, they're never going to get rid of Osempic. They'll never want to get all the women thin. They'll never do that. Because if they do that, there'll be no black people. No black men will ever date a woman that's too thin. You know that they like the fat ones. And they like big ones that are very big so to be honest i happen to do very well with the black audience they happen to love me a lot and they want me to take his epic off the shelf because they love their women beautiful and big especially the white ones and so we'll be putting up many many fast food restaurants we'll fatten these women up. We'll put them on low-protein, high-carbohydrate diets. They're going to be fat as hell.

Well, speaking of that, we've been hearing chatter on social media about who can down the most hot dogs. Trump supporters say Trump could easily put a baker's dozen in under a minute, but Kamala supporters say that she could easily be. Excuse me. Excuse me. Yes. Obviously, Kamala wins. That's how she got to be. Excuse me. Excuse me. Yes. Obviously, Kamala wins.

That's how she got to be vice president. Oh. Oh, my. Vice president, I don't even know what to say. I'll let you respond to that, ma'am. I think my experience in history speaks for itself. It might. Yeah.

Okay. I used to love hot dogs. I used to love hot dogs. I used to love hot dogs. I used to love hot dogs until one day I saw Pete Buttigieg eating one. And after that, I was so disgusted I never did it again. Just turned your stomach? Terrible, yeah. He does that for a living.

You know that, right? Oh, I didn't know that. He likes hot dogs. He likes a bear. Beautiful and bear. In the back of the 7-Eleven. I didn't know that. He likes hot dogs. He likes a bear. Beautiful and bear. In the back of the 7-Eleven. I see. In the back. Excuse me. I'm sorry. I had to call. Let me ask you this.

Mr. Trump, who would win in a one-on-one match in Call of Duty on Nuketown, one-on-one snipers only? Well, snipers only. Well, if I didn't have a great Secret Service, I'd probably get shot. I'd get shot again, right? But if it was one-on-one Call of Duty, I think I'd win very big because no one did a great job with the military like I did. When I took over the military, it was depleted. I built it up, beautiful missiles, shiny bombs.

Our military was scarier than Rosie O'Donnell at a nude beach. Okay, Vice President Harris, how would you fare? Do you think you could beat him in one-on-one snipers only? Well, first of all, Donald Trump has created this problem, but we all know that I am very strong with the military. I'm very everything that he talks about. I actually plan on implementing with the military, Patrick, because she slept with half of them. That's why. Oh, I am. OK, let me go okay let me go to let me go to a different question I think uh uh Miss Vice President you'll do very well on this

one uh neither of you have made any kind of statement on which is best for U.S. citizens sativa or indica which one of the marijuanas do you support and why? Vice President? Well, you know, I was a prosecutor and this is a very important topic for me. And as you know, I love to smoke. I mean, I love to prosecute people who smoke indica the most. OK, President or former President Trump, could you tell us that which which one? You know, the drugs are pouring in. You see that, right? We want to get rid of all that stuff. That's that's terrible. It's garbage. It's terrible. And it's pouring in you see that right we want to get rid of all that stuff that's that's terrible it's garbage it's terrible and it's pouring in over our borders it's coming actually

they said it's worse than fentanyl and it's coming in on kamala and crooked joe biden's watch and they're letting thousands and thousands they said maybe 10 million i think it's more like 30 million maybe 100 million they're pouring in and ready We used to have a great border patrol. They would stop the drugs, including the pot, right at the border. They would stop it. And now there's no border patrol. Now they walk in. They're hopping in.

They caught two guys last week on a bicycle. One guy was on a pogo stick. They're hopping into the country, and they don't care. And it's all on her watch. They don't care about that. They want to into the country and they don't care. And it's all in her watch. They don't care about that. They want to destroy the country. They're corrupt and they're grossly incompetent. All right, Vice President Harris, again, let me throw you a question I feel like you might be more passionate about.

There's been a major debate about electric versus gas vehicles. Why aren't we just moving to flying cars instead? Right, right. Donald Trump has made this very difficult for us to you know, Donald Trump is the reason there aren't flying cars. If there was no Donald Trump, we would have flying cars. Right, right.

Okay. Mr. Trump. Excuse me. They don't like, ready? It's called the Green New Scam. That's what it is, Patrick. The Green New Scam. They want to take away your guns.

They want to take away your God. They want to take away your cars. They want everything electric. And what happens when the grid goes down and the electricity runs out? You'll be stuck in a highway, right? You get an electric car. And Elon Musk is a great friend of mine, but we both agree. You get the car.

You drive like two feet. You got to go get gas again. You got to get the electric. You got to charge it up. With a gas car, you fill it up. You go hours and hours. Now they want to charge it up with electricity. Every like 20 feet, you got to pull over. It takes hours to charge it. Hours and hours. Now they want to charge it up with electricity. Every, like, 20 feet, you've got to pull over.

It takes hours to charge it. Hours. It's a total disgrace. Now they want to do it with military. Imagine that. You're in a tank. You're attacking the enemy. You're getting fired upon.

They want to kill you. And you've got to stop and charge your stupid tank. It's the green new scam. And it's horrible. And they're a disaster. All right, sir. Well, how about this? And I know that you- By the way, and by the way, I heard Kamala's a lesbian. I just heard that. Sir, I don't know that that's true at all. And anyway, I think she's married.

I heard it. I don't want to say, but I heard it. They said she's an angry lesbian and I tried to defend her. I said, she's a nice person. They said she's an angry lesbian and i tried to defend her i said she's a nice person they said she's an angry lesbian she loves to lie one day she's black the next day she's indian i heard the other day she said she was portuguese she is a fraud a total fraud a grossly incompetent sir we have we have to move on to this next question it's very important to the voters here where i'm at in arkansas because, and sir, I know you use some conspiracies you kind of lean into. We know the government is now using weather manipulation in Arkansas. We have heat waves that we don't want.

Well, either of you commit to bringing better Florida style weather to Arkansas with weather manipulation. Mr. Trump. Well, we have great weather in Florida. You know, I live in Mar-a-Lago, so we have great weather all year round. I like to play golf. So, I like great weather, and I think the whole thing with the weather patterns has been

created by the horrible Democrats. And you know I call them Democrats because when I win, they're going to shit their pants. But they created this. They said, oh, a couple of years ago, oh, there's a problem with the ozone. Oh, it's terrible. It's all a lie. One day, if it's too cold, they say it's weather.

The next day, if it's too hot, it's weather. We can put me back in the White House. Ready? And I will bring the most perfect weather in the history of the world. We're going to have the greatest weather than any country, any planet. We're going to have the greatest weather than any country, any planet. We're going to do it so beautifully. We might even, ready? I might even set up a beautiful pioneer station on Jupiter for Americans to go either tourism or travel. Oh, wow. That's okay. Vice President Harris, that's a pretty compelling answer there,

Vice President Harris, that's a pretty compelling answer there, Vice President. How do you respond? You know, I'm from a middle class family. Yeah, she's from a no class family, actually. Hold on, sir. Hold on. Go ahead. I'm speaking.

No class. No class. No class. Right. The weather is really great where she lives. That's why she's so dark. Apparently, she's black now. Apparently, she's black.

Oh, no. It must be really good weather to paint dead. I'm not sure weather is good. Did you hear that? Yeah, I don't even. Horrible, horrible. Right. So I grew up in the neighborhood and we're so proud of our grass. We love our yards.

Yeah. It's so middle class. And Donald Trump wants to take that away from America. But Donald Trump is the problem. And you're ready. Once I become president, put me back in the White House and we're going to fix it very simply with these Democratic cities, the Democratic state, the blue states. We call them the blues. I call them the black and blue states because they're getting their asses kicked. states, the blue states. We call them the blues. I call them the black and blue states because they're getting their asses kicked. But when I'm back in the White House, I'm going to work it out so the weather in the blue states is terrible. It's going to be the worst weather ever. Hurricanes, tornadoes, sandstorms. I'm going to make it so the beautiful red states will have the greatest,

most beautiful weather, and the blue states will live in hell. Okay. All right. Final question. Last question of the season. weather and the blue states will live in hell in hell okay all right final question uh last question of the season by the way patrick excuse me you know she's a lesbian right she's i i did i did hear you say this yes sir yeah you said you heard that yeah i know i i did get that yeah uh both of you is not from a middle class family. No, I'm from a very high class family. We're a family of winners. We like to win.

Sometimes I lay down because I'm tired of winning. I hate to say. And by the way, Patrick, you ready? Yes, sir. You should see my turnouts. She said I have low turnouts. People leave early. Can you believe that? They say, by the way, they bust them in. She busts them in.

They get 10 or 20 people that show up and they have to have Beyonce sing one of her stupid songs. They go, oh my God, the fake news. Oh my God, she's got 20 people. Oh my God. Meanwhile, we're getting 60, 70, 80,000 people showing up. It's a love fest. In the fake

news, they never talk about it. They'll never show up. Miss'll never show it. Ms. Harris, is it true you have 25 people show up? No one shows up. No one shows up. Are you busing people in, Vice President? They're busing them in. They're busing them in.

And on short buses, by the way. They're coming in on short buses. That seems impractical, but okay. Yeah, well, they're short buses because they're not mentally all there. They're getting the bad ones. I see. Okay. Short buses because they're not mentally all there. I hate to say it. They're getting the bad ones. I see. Okay. Short buses.

All right. Last question here. Both of you are ridiculously wealthy. Why not just take all your money and divide it up amongst the people and all the problems? I'm from a middle-class family. Originally, sure. First of all, I had a great life. You know that, sure. First of all, I had a great life. You know that, Patrick. I do know that.

I was making so much money. I could have been on one of my islands enjoying one of my beautiful drinks, enjoying my fruits of labor. Even the first lady said, she goes, darling, why would you want to put yourself through it? I said, we have to do it because we have to save the country. The country is going to hell. We're dying. We're a dying nation, Patrick.

And they are becoming so, forget about communists. We're socialists, communists, globalists, fascists. They're killing the country and it's horrible. And I got world leaders calling me, other people, people that don't even like me, they're going, what the hell happened to your country? It's terrible. It's so horrible what's happened. And it's all on their watch. They've done horribly. They should be ashamed of themselves. All right. Vice President, I have to give you 30 seconds to respond. By the way, low IQ. Go ahead and respond, Vice President. low IQ. Go ahead and respond, Vice President. Kabbalah Kamala, I call her Kabbalah Kamala. Just jump right in there, Vice President. I don't think we're going to be able to hit the mute button.

By the way, her husband's gay. You know that. Oh, my goodness. He's gay. I heard he's gay. She's gay. She's a lesbian. He's gay. The whole thing is a fraud. You know that. The whole thing is a fraud. He says the whole thing is he says i'm a real man he's not a real man he beats her he snaps around women you heard that right i did they say he's a man he's not a man you hear why there's so much hate in america now and and this is why i'm have the experience to be president. This is exactly why. Donald Trump is not... Patrick,

if ISIS came over and beheaded her, her mouth would still be running. She doesn't know how to shut up. She doesn't know when to shut up. What a horrible person. Vicious, nasty person. She does say that. It was a coup.

You know, by the way, how about this? Remember they talked about the coup? They said, oh, it's a coup. It's a coup. They said it when they invaded Mar-a-Lago. You heard about that. They invaded Mar-a-Lago. Meanwhile, it was a coup. They put out Biden, who got like 48 million votes.

They put her in. She never got a vote in her life. Then meanwhile, they invaded Mar-a-Lago. They said they wanted top secret. They went into Melania's closet. I said, they don't want top secret. They want Victoria's secret. Terrible.

You should be ashamed. Thank you, sir. Thank both of you for coming it's very clear we have such wonderful choices running for office excuse me they got very personal

they called me Hitler they said I have they attacked Melania can you believe this Patrick you know this right me and Melania have Can you believe this? She attacked Melania. Patrick, you know this, right? Me and Melania have a beautiful, beautiful relationship. We get along very, very well. That's what she said, sir. Yeah. We get along very well because she doesn't speak English. And there you have it. Relationship advice for everyone. All right. Thank you again for turning out and thank you again,

America, for tuning in. And well, there's your options. Good luck. Thank you. Thank you for having me. By the way, she's a lesbian. Well, I don't even know what to say there. There's your choices, ladies and gentlemen. Good luck to you on that. And that is the end of our coverage of the election right there. Let's move on, shall we? Let's talk about what's on your face.

Yeah, maybe it's something you could be uncomfortable knowing about. dr scott walter he's a dermatologist from denver recently explained the surprising presence of what's called demodex mites oh yeah yeah those are tiny eight leg creatures that live and bang on your face yeah that's right they come out at night to eat your dead skin cells, and then they mate. Yeah. On your face. Yeah. He shared on TikTok, noted their ability to sense light as a cue to emerge. Almost everyone has these mites, particularly in areas with hair follicles like eyebrows and eyelashes and beards.

Ew. Beards. No shave November. Beards just full of eight-legged mites that are banging. Dynodex mites are typically harmless, but in some cases they can trigger skin conditions like rosacea, acne, dermatitis, as well as issues around the eyes and eyelashes.

Now, he demonstrated a simple test using a piece of clear tape to detect mites on his skin, spotting one with what he described as a full belly. These mites live for about two weeks while their bodies decompose in follicles after death. Most people are unaware that they're on their face doing this. This is maybe perhaps, yeah, there's a picture of it right there. Don't Google it. Demodex might give you nightmares. They are having an orgy on your face while you're sleeping,

especially in the places with air. So you ever just be driving around or just sitting and all of a sudden you feel your eyebrow itch for no reason? Oh, gosh. Yeah, it's because they're in a fur pile. You know what I'm saying? They're getting it in on your eyebrow. Yeah.

That's a good reason to clean your face, isn't it? A little bit, maybe. Think about it. I'm going to go wash my face when I get home with alcohol. Yeah, probably a good idea. Or battery acid, something. Coca-Cola. Okay, so those are little bitty things.

What about giant ones? How about giant spiders the size of a human hand? Australia. That's pretty big. That's a big spider right there, isn't it? What kind of human hand? I mean, I give people gloves all day long. Like this bear paw you see in front of you, like that human hand right there.

Okay? all day long. Like this bear paw you see in front of you. Like that human hand right there. Okay? A giant spider the size of a human hand have had a record-breaking breeding year in the UK. Oh, the UK? That's right. Over there.

That's your one little break right there. That's a real tiny space for all these spiders. It is, and listen, these people are pissed. I bet they are. They're pissed anyways. Well, a decade ago, Chester Zoo released thousands of what's called fin-wrapped spiders after the species was found to be in terminal decline. So they, you know, it was endangered, the spider was, so they had to help it. The zoo has now revealed there are more than 10,000 breeding females across the country. That's right, just the breeding females, 10,000.

Yeah. Okay. They said 10 years ago, we helped release thousands of giant spiders back into the UK. The fin raft spiders were bred right here at the zoo. And we're super happy to report there are more than 10,000 breeding females. And they just had their biggest mating season on record um ew yeah uh no uh no besides the human hand save another spider seriously right get some more

black widows or brown recluses do they do something important to their ecosystem well they all do don't they um come on no like literally do they do they all do don't they come on no like literally do they do they really okay let me tell you about them uh finn raft while they may look scary it plays a vital role in the healthy aquatic ecosystem finn raft spiders are semi-aquatic oh not only better not only are they the size of a hand, now they swim. Yeah, they can swim to France. That's great. And hop the pond and go over there. This is great.

And catch a plane and come here. They're going to screw up something somewhere. Apparently, they run across the top of the water. Okay, so they walk on water, they swim, and they're as big as your hand. What else? Do they have laser eyes? Didn't 28 Days start in the uk something like that yeah it sure did um says they they actively hunt their prey instead of building

webs no shit yeah their legs are covered in hairs of course that detect vibrations their diets include other spiders dragonfly larvae, pond skaters, catfish, and tadpole. Catfish. They eat catfish. They eat catfish. They fish. Okay. Spiders that fish.

That's wild. They probably got little poles. Or maybe they tie a string, a little web to the end of their leg. Put a little bait out there. A mosquito's on it. Do they have had waders? Yeah, they probably do. It'd be expensive, like eight waders.

Oh, yeah. Does Bass Pro carry that? I don't know. The eight-leg wader? That's an interesting size that they would need probably. Yeah, it probably would be. Man, I'm going to tell you what. I'm pretty comfortable these days with spiders,

but if I saw one that big, I'd probably leave. Run, yeah. Yeah, I'm leaving. What about you? You sticking right now? You're not staying? Well, congratulations, UK. You have successfully kept me from entering your country.

Yet again. Yeah, no, I want nothing to do with it. But I do want something to do with this. This is the segment not like the other. People do stupid shit. You say, oh, brother.

Hey, it's not a copy or a clone of any previous bit. But if you think so, hey, we don't give a shit. Hmm. Yeah. Whackadoo. In the news. That's just one of those songs on a Monday to get you going, man. That's why it's nominated for three Grammys, okay?

Make sure you get your People's Choice voting in. Yeah, please do. Yeah, I'm trying to pick that one up for sure. A Florida man arrested after hiding two radio-controlled explosives in the toilets of a casino. Brian Robert Eckley, he's 46, old enough to know better, of Tampa, was arrested on October 30th, charged with two counts of making and placing destructive devices with intent to harm. The Florida Department of Law Enforcement said Eckley did everything he could to hide from law enforcement, but thanks to exceptional work of the investigative and forensics team, he'll be held accountable. of the investigative and forensics team, he'll be held accountable.

So it started in Tampa on the 30th after he hit these two devices in the restrooms. Employees found them before they could do damage. They didn't name the casino, but according to the arrest warrant, the devices did pose serious risk. Investigators learned a few days earlier a man was behaving suspiciously at the casino. He was seen driving a white Ford Explorer OJ.

I was about to say. After lengthy interviews, surveillance, and analytical work, investigators traced the vehicle back to him. Days before planning it, he was arrested by the sheriff's office on an unrelated count of aggravated assault with a firearm. This is a winner right here. Yeah, he's in jail and probably will be uh but now i will admit i mean if you're going to drop bombs the bathroom is the place to do it all right a disney employee who was fired from the company and still had access to its passwords hacked into the software is it hacking if you have access exactly i mean honestly that's on you it might be unauthorized access but you didn't hack no uh hacked into the

software allegedly used by walt disney world's restaurants according to this uh he repeatedly accessed third-party menu creation system created for Disney, and you change fonts to Wingdings. That's, you know, the one that's just all symbols that you accidentally push once in a while. Who uses that? Why would one use Wingdings, by the way? I don't even know. Have we ever used Wingdings? I've never used it in my life.

I don't even know. And that's been around as long as Comic Sans. It really has, and both of them are equally bad. They really are. The fonts were renamed by the threat actor to maintain the name of the original font but well i don't know it is font vandalism they've called this font vandalism people that's a thing wow all right okay uh let's go on uh from that a knife wielding man who appeared to be attempting to rob a shop in Argentina

got quite a shock after the employee he was allegedly threatening pulled out a bigger knife. You call that a knife? This is a knife. Security footage from inside El Estribo Flambraria in Cipolletti.

That was beautiful. Thank you, I appreciate that. That was impressive. Showed a man wearing a backpack, a cap, and a scarf approach the counter. Clambraria in Cipolletti. That was beautiful. Thank you. I appreciate that. That was impressive. Very nice. Showed a man wearing a backpack, a cap, and a scarf approach the counter. He then took out a knife and makes his way behind the counter before slowly backing away and putting the knife back into his waistband. He then exits when a shop employee appears on the screen wielding an even larger knife. Once the man left, the employee holding the larger knife

smiled as she appeared to show her co-worker why there would be thief left in such a hurry yeah don't bring a small knife to a knife fight reminds me of one time at the stop and rob yeah yeah well yeah well he wanted to ask me a question i politely said no and he you know showed me his and i showed him mine and he left he left no that's that's the way it should be that's exactly the way it should be now you hate a chesterfield man accused of stealing over 21 grand worth of tires from a shop in ballwin so three yeah four, I think maybe, almost a full set. Almost. Almost. It occurred July 18th and 22nd at the tire shop. Police say the man, Abdullal Hassan, not aged, not provided, informed workers he had approval from the district manager to transfer tires worth

21 grand to another location. But you see, the general manager later said he never approved the transfer. According to police, Hassan was arrested after being recognized from a previous business and was later interviewed. They said that he admitted to taking the tires after paying around $3,000 for them, but had no receipt and already sold them the prosecutor said yeah come on in here and have a seat you're not going to be going anywhere for a while there tire boy uh yeah i've seen some other stories like that where you know people walk into places and say they're representatives i saw one recently where a guy did it with beer he said he was with the company and took a whole pallet of beer out. There's a guy up north somewhere and he has been arrested so many,

like so, so many times for impersonating city workers because apparently it's real easy. And he would go drive buses and operate trains and all sorts of stuff. And I mean, he just keeps getting arrested for this stuff. And how the, is he able getting arrested for this stuff. And how the, is he able to get in here and do these things? Cause I mean, it's not like

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They can make a huge difference in divorce or custody or in staying together as a good couple. divorce or custody or in staying together as a good couple. So watch that. It's a really compelling story. If Halloween pranks are your thing, you'll be impressed by this one. Someone managed to pull off an amazing one. Now there's conflicting information as to whether this prank was based out of Illinois or Pakistan, but whatever, wherever it came from, thousands of people in Dublin, Ireland, Belford, Hookline, and Sinker, the random AI slop site started a rumor there'd be a Halloween parade on Dublin's main street. The internet took over. It spread like wildfire. Thousands of people turned out for the parade that wasn't and never was going to be. Leaving thousands of Halloween partiers trying to figure out what to do with the rest of the night.

That's pretty slick. That's impressive marketing right there. Listen, that ought to be some kind of advertisement right there. Yeah, I need them to go to work for me. Come work for me, man. Hey, quick PSA, the light at Arch Street and Baseline is not working. So if y'all are out there and there's an accident, 630 before the university exit with a North Little Rock school bus and a Toyota car. So you're telling me it's lawless at Arch Street and Baseline? Isn't it always? Well, 1992 says yes. Yeah. I'm just warning all you folks. Nobody's going to stop at the flashing red light.

Just pay attention, please. All right. What else do we have here? Okay. On Reddit, a guy is wondering if he overreacted over his neighbor's yoga class spilling into his property. What kind of yoga class? Well, it started a few months ago when his neighbor, conveniently named karen started her backyard yoga experience with a few friends it grew and grew and became more popular until the man noticed the giant

speakers were pumping out healing frequencies while the yoga class took over half of his yard he said he politely asked if she could keep things on her side yeah to which he replied oh it's all just one big green space anyway no then last weekend incense was brought into the mix which didn't exactly blend well with the burgers he was grilling he again asked for her to contain her classes and she said he was being too territorial about shared nature and he should appreciate the community vibe now he's wondering if he was justified in being pissed off and if she's taking her namaste a little too far how would you handle it amanda oh i mean i would get into some freaking property laws and whatnot

i mean she's probably in some sort of code violation because she's obviously running some sort of business, you know, from her personal home that is now getting onto his property. And I would definitely grill a lot of red meat anytime. Oh, definitely. Some fans, maybe some like thrash metal. Yeah. I mean, there's metal yoga. Yeah. Bacon and thrash metal ought to do it.

And some fire rockets. yoga. Yeah. Bacon and thrash metal ought to do it. Roman candles and some bottle rockets. Whatever. Yeah. I mean, yeah. No, she sounds like an entitled little. Checks and Roman candles. Bottle rockets, man. Some black cats.

Yeah. No snakes and sparklers. All right. One dad ended up being the hero of the arcade after he found a way to beat one game and was able to hit the jackpot time and time again. Each time the jackpot was hit, an avalanche of prize tickets poured out of the machine. So many, in fact, he was able to score over 27,000 tickets in 72 hours. Billy Jones was not the only person able to load up his two kids with plushies,

board games, transformers, squishies, and light-up toys, but he was also able to pay it forward to a kid having his third birthday party and a few other kids who were standing around watching him do the impossible and have his way with the game. So he must have figured out how to work the game and just started milking it for everything. Yeah, absolutely. Man, that'd be cool because every time I've ever gone to any of those damn places,

it doesn't matter, Dave & Buster's, Chuck E. Cheese, that'd be cool because every time I've ever gone to any of those damn places, it doesn't matter. Dave and Buster's, Chuck E. Cheese, you pick your pleasure. I'm going to get a spider ring or a piece of candy or something stupid. I'm never going to get a cool toy. Well, I mean, it's like 500 points just to get the spider ring. Right. No, if you want the Transformers, like two million. And I have a life.

I work. I got things I'm doing. I can't hang out at Chuck E. Cheese forever. But this guy figured it out. I mean, 27,000 tickets. I'm surprised they were actually able to get. No, I'm surprised they didn't take it and tell him no. Yeah, I mean, well, hey.

They probably will. You get to a certain point in these jobs these days, and they just don't care. They're like, screw it. Take it. I don't care. I bet the owner was like, can you just let him keep racking them up? You didn't unplug it? Didn't do nothing.

A mother forced to wait six weeks for her boy to be released. Oh, no, I'm not doing that. Sorry. Oh, la, la, la. Do one of your buttons. Ignore that. Yeah, yeah, here. Do one of your buttons.

Yeah, here. Yeah. We'll get rid of that. That was an unfortunate one. Hold on. I got something here. I still got a couple. Yeah, no, I got some.

Don't worry about it. Okay, here we go. Yeah, these guys are idiots, of course. This is a good one. Okay, so Elon Musk, a street race between a Tesla Cybertruck and a Lamborghini Aventador in Tyson, Virginia, went viral after Elon Musk shared the video with his 202 million followers, amassing over 150 million views. Detectives later identified the drivers as Christian Camacho and Carlos Montero and reported they were seen stopping on Leesburg Pike to race, launching their cars at a flag or signal.

seen stopping on Leesburg Pike to race, launching their cars at a flagger signal. Both drivers, charged with racing and stopping on the highway, released on an unsecured bond while detectives are still looking for the flagger. Really? You're going to get the flagger? That's the one you want? It's one of them's girlfriend, isn't it? It's got to be like Tax and the Furious, yes. Aren't they fighting over somebody?

Isn't that why they race? I don't know. That's normally it. Grease and all that kind. Yes. Well, aren't they fighting over somebody? Like, isn't that why they race? I don't know. Like, that was. That's normally. Grease and. Yeah, that's probably what it is. I'm sure. Look, Elon Musk will pay any fine they had.

It doesn't matter. By the way, it doesn't say who won. I wonder. Yeah. We know. That's Cybertruck probably. It's heavy, though, man. It is, but it's electric.

Right. It's gross. I'm an electric truck. You think it's gross, the truck, the Cybertruck? You don't like it? No. It's weird looking, isn't it? It's weird looking and like, there's a recall every other week on something.

But it's a Cybertruck. I don't give a, you can't wash it. But it's a Cybertruck. Patrick. Okay, we better do something different here because somebody's getting mad do you live or work in conway and are you a vapor yeah listen stop going to crappy gas stations to get your vapes go to crazy j's they've got two locations in conway every kind of flavor you can imagine not only that but if you love the electric lettuce, and who doesn't,

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at AMC Mortgage. If you're looking for a local mortgage guy, that's one that I recommend. Okay, let's get back to it. So, Amanda, you brought in some amazing stuff from some of the local forums that have some comments and things that we want to hear about. So, what's been going on on the local bitch pages over the weekend oh my well what hasn't been going on i mean if there's something to complain about it is on here um everything from you know people getting mad because the the cashier at the gas station doesn't know your specific brand of skull like i mean my my husband did copenhagen and i had to take in you know his little disc and whatever to get the right kind of and i understand

y'all are very particular but calm your tits like this kid doesn't they probably vape they don't know about your whatever but are they do they have to know i mean well you don't have to be a dick about it you know like six o'clock in the, you're the one jamming that stuff in your lip. It's your responsibility to be able to describe which one you want to put in your mouth. Yeah. Well, and, like, you know, complaints about fast food restaurants always get me. Because, like, you're one, you're expecting people to, like, give a shit about about your order and they don't get paid enough to give a shit about your order but you know if you're gonna go through the drive-thru at i don't know mcdonald's wendy's whatever and you're not just

gonna go let me get a number number two or let me get a number eight or whatever if you want to get funky and special with it check your stuff before you pull out. Just check your stuff. You know, I mean, like what lethal weapon or whatever, they F you in the drive-thru, you know. Yeah, of course. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or, I don't know, one of my favorite ones, I think, was with the Goodwill. Goodwill for a hot minute.

And I love Goodwill. Absolutely love Goodwill. Yeah, me too, me too. They've gotten away from doing, know just bags and so um they want you to either bring your own or you can buy one of theirs and it's you know it's a buck 50 and it's a nice big size bag but some of us you know bring you know our own bags or containers or whatever because i'm just not messing with all that stuff but people are losing their minds about it that's a great question they feel entitled to you know a free bag

or something a free goodwill bag or something i mean how much stuff are you buying i mean do you you know use the cart push it to your car on your car exactly unless it's pouring down i mean you're at goodwill man i mean it's not like but um if you are going to rant on the pages though make sure you are following the rules because you cannot disable comments if you're going to go on there and rant about something. No. You have to let other people comment on your stuff. What are some of those pages like Benton Rants and Raves? Benton Arkansas Rants, Raves, and the Downright Crazy is probably my favorite because there really is a lot of really good information on there because they do do a lot of raves there's a lot of support um especially for the new businesses like labamba people will

let you know um you know how things are going with spots um the north little rock good bad and ugly is definitely just someplace to go for your your trash fix oh yeah i'm certain of that yeah it's north little rock period now dog town is dog town baby yeah i love dog town but like there's nothing good going on over there nobody's happy about anything no everybody's screwed up about something i will say this the one thing that north little rock does have right if there's one thing i'll say they got right it's their trash service because they will take anything now it depends on the day of the week they really will you can put out furniture you can put out trash you can put out building supplies leaves all of that and they will come get it you cannot do that to my knowledge in

sling county if i if i put a couple dressers out there they ain't picking it up they're gonna be like nope that's somebody else's job that thing picks it up and puts it in there, it's not going in there. Yeah, no, and they're not doing that. They're not doing that at all. Saline County is very particular about what they do. Ironically, they certainly are. They do. It is funny.

Hey, did you see about the guy that was stuck underground for three days in Little Rock on South University? What? Yeah. What? Tell me about this, please. Well, one of our individuals experiencing homelessness, right, and one of our unhoused had gotten into a manhole, gone underground, I guess, for shelter,

and couldn't get back out. And somehow, and this is South University. This is by the McDonald's right there, University of Markham. Nobody heard him. Nobody did anything. Well, loud there that's not all the time right i mean well i guess one of his buddies i mean come on there's like there's folks there you said at university in markham right university the mcdonald's at south university okay i know you're talking about by park plaza i'm assuming. Wait, she said South University. It was right there by the interstate.

I've seen them. Yeah, 4100 block of South University. And here's another thing. North Little Rock came to help the Little Rock Fire Department get this person out. What? What, did they have a longer rope? What's up, North Little Rock? Why'd we have to call North Little Rock in?

I don't know. Maybe they had a special person puller i'm not sure so he got stuck under there he just was i mean what was he doing just sitting there i guess i mean i'm trying to how did he he couldn't go back out the way he came i guess i guess not i'm maybe the water rose somewhere and it wasn't a great swimmer. Are there any, like, cave spelunkers out there that are familiar with this area? Yeah, no. I don't know.

I mean, the urban explorers, right? There are urban explorers, aren't there? Yeah, my kid's one of those, but we usually call it trespassing. Right. Yeah, no, you're right. Kristen said, I'm good without the spiders. Yes.

David said, hey, she really nailed the laugh. He was talking about our, uh, Kamala impersonator. Uh, Brian said, uh, we needed rain, but we need it in increments. Not all at once. I'm going to tell you what, man, yesterday that rain was crazy because I was in Cabot, um, for a few hours yesterday, looking at homes with a client and on the way back the rain started in and when I tell you that for me to slow down in the rain it's a lot of rain and it was crazy out there. It was 50 on the freeway easy. Yeah and doesn't it are you like me look if it's if it's

pouring down and you're having trouble seeing you you're going to slow down. I think most people do, right? I would hope so. Most. But, you know, that one guy, redneck guy, and you know who I'm talking about, giant pickup, had to come up behind me. Look, there's already a concrete retaining wall here. There's a car on the other side of me, and you're parked on my bumper like a dick cheese. And so I'm like, man, come man come on bro i'm trying to just survive i dealt with that guy i think friday night maybe it may have been saturday night um coming down

6 30 i'm coming home from the shop right and it is bright lights behind me like already this dude's got his brights on and they're the led bright oh yeah but i mean i had to have my handout blocking the the side view but by the time he pulls up he's got lights on his wheels too lights on his wheels butthole is cruising 630 like as a freaking ufo just like looks like one of those japanese trucks it was so bright and then he got on somebody's butt and i was like bro please somebody that's the time you wish your car was equipped like that video game spy hunter where you just launch the missile yeah because i would man i would just say oh yeah oil slick smoke yeah but i'd love to launch a missile and just smoke some of those fools like that i just want to pit somebody once yeah yeah

i mean why why a big light truck guy? Why do you got to run up on people? Why do you got to do that? There's other lanes. Go around. I want to go the fastest. Well, great. Okay, but don't be a dick about it. There were two lanes to his left that he could have gone through. No, but he didn't want to do that.

He didn't want to. Heaven forbid. No, no doubt. I don't like people like that. You make me mad. You make me real mad. All right, let's do something different. Morning Motivations. Your office cubicle cannot hold you back.

Unless, of course, you want to keep your job. Then you better stay in there. But if you want to go on welfare or something, go for it, dude. You won't need much food. You're a butterfly. This is a morning motivation. All right. A couple of stories here that are interesting. Let's start with this and see what you think. I'm not even sure if I believe this or I don't believe this, but Gen Z, according to this report, is missing the equivalent of one workday every week due to mental health, according to a new study. Can you send me that? I will, I will.

The life insurance company Vitality found that Gen, okay, this is in the UK. found that, okay, this is in the UK, Gen Z employees in the UK reportedly lose an average of 54 days a year that cause mental health struggles across the board, nonproductive or missed days of work across the UK economy. They say over $178 billion. they say over 178 billion dollars i saw a graph the other day that they are that the uk is not the bottom but like next to the bottom of uh those struggling to recover post pandemic like oh yeah so that made a lot of they were pretty heavy-handed there during the uh pandemic i mean they they were pretty harsh they put people in jail i mean they did it they did a lot-handed there during the pandemic. I mean, they were pretty harsh.

They put people in jail. I mean, they did a lot of stuff there. According to this, the analysis of 4,000 people, young workers are 224% more likely to be depressed compared to their older colleagues and employees who earn less than $38,000 a year. They're more likely to feel neglected by employers, but only a quarter say they take advantage of company wellness resources. Well, if health at work is properly

managed, it says business and the wider economy stand against significantly. I don't think you could, when I saw this, that's why I was puzzled because I was like, I don't think you could make it here missing a day a week. You couldn't. I'm not saying that uh you shouldn't have mental health days uh I'll say this uh when I was uh when I was uh growing up you had two weeks that was vacation mental health uh sickness uh marriage anything in the world it was two weeks you had. Anything after that is PT or, you know, unpaid time off. And now everybody wants to have mental health days. Absolutely. Yeah, no, I get it.

Look, I'd love to go to a four-day work week for most everybody. I would, too. I think it would be beneficial for all of us. When we had CPP, we had Mental Health Monday because we had mostly women and mothers working. And, you know, as a parent, we never had weekends. You know, all of us had to do stuff with our kids and stuff. So we always took Monday off. Well, yeah.

But I'm a small business. I think that four days a week has been proven over and over again in most cases to be really productive for people. They seem to feel better, more refreshed. I mean, look, I'd rather work four 10-hour days than five, eight. I agree. You too? Yeah. I think that's something that really, you know, we should be pushing more towards is that kind of schedule. I agree. Yeah. All right. Now, speaking of struggles and whatnot in work, I think this story is going to be a little bit controversial, but it is interesting. Protesters swarmed a Hooters in upstate New York. Now, why?

Because a trans woman sued the restaurant for sex-based discrimination. Why? Well, according to News 10 on Thursday, Brandi Livingston was a regular patron at Hooters based in Colony, New York, before transitioning into a woman. However, issues later arose at the restaurant. They would use male pronouns. They would refer to me as he uh she also accused huders management and employees of harassment when she tried to use the restroom i heard one of the servers after i left the restroom talking to the manager and said why are you allowing him in the women's restroom and the manager said well i don't like it any more than you do but it's what

we need to do uh further, Hooters rejected her job application three times. Apparently, she saw it work as a server in spite of that. Well, I guess my question is what were they applying for?

Well, if you're applying to be a server at Hooters, you need to make sure you have Hooters, number one. I don't know. Were they pre-op? I can't speak if Brandy had Hooters or doesn't have Hooters. Now, if she's got a nice set of lob lollies, then yeah, let her work at Hooters.

Unless she has a nice set of lob lollies and a mustache. Yeah. And I'll be honest with you, you know, facial hair is not really recognized or recommended at hooters as a server no they like to keep clean cut you know what i mean yeah yeah just shave that down a little bit yeah you don't want to have you know big sweater puppies and a beard five o'clock shave yeah not at hooters not at hooters you know i mean it's look if you if you have an extra whisker that gets out of your nose or maybe, you know, on your cheek on a mole, that's fine.

They would take that off. I feel like Hooters has a template. Yes, they do. And look, it's a template that works for them. All right. Do you think that now, about the the using the correct pronouns if this person was there and and they knew this person let's say before is Bob and Bob becomes Brandi should they just automatically say the

ma'am or I mean do what do you, what are your thoughts there? I think it takes time. I mean, one, if they've known the individual as one identification for a long time, I don't know how long or whatever, it's going to take time to adjust. And I mean, it's, you know, give a little grace and then, you know, a little, you know, on Brandy's end and a little bit more effort on the other end. Yeah. You know, and I mean. Yeah. Or just say Brandy.

Yeah. I mean, it's real simple. Just eliminate the pronoun. I mean, isn't it that simple? Yeah. Yeah. It's real simple. I mean, that's how I see it is.

Look, if I don't, if I can't, you know, if I don't know which pronoun to use, I'm just going to say your name. Right. As a matter of fact, I'm probably just going to say your name, period. Yeah. Why did Brandy want to work there? Well, that's a great question. You know what Brandy's situation was, or clearly they weren't observing the pronouns in the way that Brandy liked.

Yeah. But she still wanted to be a Hooters girl. Yeah. Applied three times. Three times. Yeah. I think me thinks this may be really what it's about is that uh Brittany or what Brandy I'm sorry I'm sorry Brandy uh Brandy uh probably is disgruntled because she was not

hired uh by Hooters but you know sometimes there's yeah well if they don't want you why do you want to be there you gotta understand who's coming in the patrons i mean yeah you can't make them go yeah i want yeah yeah okay you know i mean not everybody's down with what you're doing you know or who you are maybe over time it'll get better and better and better no it's hard it's hard to phrase it yeah because i mean we're all in this weird middle ground with it, right? Trying to be respectful and cool. And, I mean, go Brandy, but I also question your motivation. And that's just, I mean, I'm not being a dick.

Are you just trying to get a lawsuit and some attention? Because that's what it seems like. Yeah, I mean. Honestly, if that's who I am, the last thing I want to do is put myself in a situation where a lot of people probably are going to give me hell, not observe my pronouns, not respect me, not treat me the way I deserve to be treated. And that's what's going to happen if you go into Hooters as a trans person who looks very masculine in ways. That's what's going to happen. And so why would you put yourself through that there's there's so many other places to go work where you don't have to deal with that you know it's just like showing up at a strip club i mean look if when you get down to the the bra and panties if the panties have a johnson in there yeah you know people aren't

gonna throw ones for you no well depends on where the club is yeah and maybe who's there big daddy's in new orleans i went to new orleans laura and i uh and before it cruised we went up and down bourbon street because we'd never been and And if you don't know, Bourbon Street's interesting for many different reasons, but one of which is you can buy a drink somewhere and you can just go in and out of places with that drink. You don't have to finish that drink there. You can just carry it into whatever bar you're going into. So that made it easy for us just to go in and most of the bars are free to go in uh so there was a strip club and there was a person outside you know hawking it lauren i said well you know we're on bourbon

street let's go in and see we go in and sit down and man oh the oldest stripper i've ever seen in my life came to the the bar and when i tell you this lady was she could have drawn social security that day there's no doubt in my mind. She was someone's grandma. She had peppermint slippers. I mean, she was literally shaking that wrinkled ass like there was no tomorrow, man. And I'm like, listen, I got to go. This is not the place for me.

I had never seen like a real, you know, male stripper until I was in New Orleans. Really? Yeah. I mean, Chippendales is Chippendales. That's performative. Right, right, right. It's whatever. But like real male strippers that are in their little G-string, whatever, and like Nike, you know, tennis shoes.

It was so wild. How? I mean, was it cool? Was it fun? It was cool. But like I worked at a co-ed strip club. Like the ladies were on one side,

the dudes were on another. It was really cool. Like, and I was like, I'm going to do this when I grow up. Like I wanted a club. Yeah.

Yeah. And I was going to have men on one side, women on another, and then like upstairs and then downstairs have a club where, you know,

everybody can come down and fraternize. That's kind of a cool idea. Like that's mine. Don't nobody take it. Right. That's kind of a cool idea. Yeah, that's mine. Don't nobody take it. Just call it the triple? Well, yeah. You think about it.

I'm going to call it Kenzie's Castle. Well, that's not as good as the triple, I'll be honest with you. No, I'm with you. From a marketing perspective, I like that better. But anyway, what do I know? We'll talk. All right, all right. Let's talk about this because I think this is super interesting,

and we're out to this person, and, well, I'd say there's a pretty good chance that we'll do an interview with him in November. Oh, my God, seriously? I'm talking about Joe Exotic, baby. Yeah, that's right. That's right. We've been speaking to the powers that be where he's at,

and we believe that we're about to line this up. But Tiger King star Joe Exotic did announce he's engaged. Yes, to a fellow prison inmate. That's right. I don't know how many he's had. Maybe they'll tell us here, but a lot. The 63-year-old Netflix personality incarcerated at the Federal Med Center in Fort Worth, Texas, shared the news of his engagement in a post on ex-formerly Twitter on Monday.

Because, you know, federal inmates now have social media. You know what I mean? Meet Jorge Marquez. He's 33. Yeah, he is. He says he's so amazing and is from Mexico. Now the quest of getting married in prison and getting him asylum or we'll be leaving america when we both get out either way i wish i would

have met him long ago uh exotic real name is joe maldonado passage uh wrote alongside the photo of himself with his fiancee and there there they are right there he's his fiancee has a nice high and tight haircut um during a phone call wednesday from prison with the fox news digital exotic shared details about his romance with marquez their plans for a prison wedding and his hopes for the future together uh he uh the he recalled that he and marquez met five months ago so they're kind of a speedy relationship here. A little whirlwind. Well, you have to in prison. You might get shanked anytime.

Well, apparently Marquez entered the U.S. illegally and was transferred from the ICE facility in Texas. And while speaking exotic detail, the steps he and Marquez have to take to get married in prison, he said, we filled out our application yesterday and turned it in. That's great. I think that's awesome. And part of the app process, we had to write letters to the prison

and explain why we wanted to get married. And then we filled out the marriage license application. And all I can do is pray to God and the chaplain and the warden and the captain approve it. Do they get to live together? Do they get their own cell? Oh, I don't know. I don't think so.

I know. Well, it does say, hold on. Apparently, he says we cook breakfast and lunch and dinner together. So he must be his, he must be. Oh, he says it's not like a prison because the prison we're in is not like a prison. Oh, well, let's hear more about this. Yeah, let me hear about this prison. It ain't a prison.

Yeah, because I need to know more. Maybe, you know. Can I request it if I were to ever need to go? It's like life. Remember, like in life. Yeah, right. I got you. He said the prison we're in, it's not like a prison, okay?

It's more like a college campus. There's no bars. There's no doors. Gun line. How are you saying? There's no bars and doors. The gun line. Oh, I forgot about the gun line.

No bars and no doors. Is Nick Cannon from that, right? What is this, a big party? You have to live in dorms. Right now, he lives in a different dorm than i do and we spend some mornings some nights together during the day i don't think uh prison's gonna have any problem we haven't caused any problems i don't see any reason they would now exotic of course was convicted in 2019 on charges that included trying to hire two different men to kill Carole Baskin, allegedly.

Allegedly. Both were featured in the Netflix series, Tiger King Murder, Mayhem and Mystery or Madness, which pretty much dominated the early pandemic. Like everyone on the planet at the same time was watching Tiger King. Oh, absolutely. Yeah. It captivated you because you needed something right you needed something and along came the gay cowboy zookeeper who was out of his mind and you were

like yep this will do it oh it was so good the former zookeeper it's crazy have you watched uh the the chimp thing yet no oh my god uh i i need to uh see what it's called but it's a new one it's like tiger king i think it's called chimp lady i've heard about it but i have not sat down to watch joe exotic look like the most sane person you've ever seen in your life she is bat shit cuckoo for coca puffs that kind of crazy man she doesn't even like chimps right oh no she loves them she loves them uh allegedly she loves them but i'm telling you this lady's so dumb if you move her plate five inches she'd starve to death okay that's how dumb she is uh she like love them well it ain't far uh at one point and this is not a spoiler, but at one point, she's doing an interview,

and she says, no, I love this, and the name of the monkey, I love this monkey more than I love my kids. And then her kid is the next scene going, yeah, no, I've heard that before. And you're just like, damn, what a piece of, really? I mean, damn, what a piece of really? Wow. I mean, wow, man. You know, but this, the chimpanzee that they surrounded everything based on was a Hollywood chimpanzee and did a lot of movies. And so what's the host of Traitors?

Alan Cummings. He's in it. And he was in a movie with this chimp. So he's kind of like the celebrity figurehead who's teamed with PETA to get this lady. And this lady is so dumb. And look, at first, they do a real good job. The same people that made Tiger King made this. They do a good job.

At first, you're kind of almost sympathetic. But the more you watch and the longer it goes you start to realize uh bitch i don't think gatorade and ho-hos are what chimpanzees should eat oh girl you know i mean i'm just i mean i know they like it but uh i'm not sure that's uh but anyway in the interview with uh he said they're scheduled to be released in may of 2025 by the way so just around the corner oh man that's an early summer release for joe exotic you know not bad for trying twice to hire someone to kill someone i mean that's not too long of a run is it allegedly was it allegedly who is this lawyer i feel like i heard at some point like i don't know but apparently a pretty decent lawyer

i guess what i swear i heard something about kim kardashian um no kim kardashian was not his attorney but no not his attorney but like trying to get him out i feel like i heard that i don't know maybe wrong i don't know if she ever advocated for joe exotic or not uh i not. I don't know what she does these days. I don't really keep up with her. Nobody does. Yeah, I don't keep up with any of the Kardashians. Oh, forget the pun. No, I don't either.

I do not. I don't care at all. So if they never showed up on TV or anywhere again, I'd be okay with that. I've literally never watched an episode of any of their stuff, period, end of story. I'd like to tell you that I haven't. Me too.

I would love to tell you I've not seen any of that. But you're not a liar? No, it'd be a cold lie. Yeah, no, early on in my relationship with Laura, I was willing to concede that. I'm no longer willing to concede that. But I did for probably three years, and I cannot get those hours back. I couldn't keep up. So, keep up that was a good one i mean we've heard that about them um i joe reached out to kim and and she ignored him so well yeah because he's joe exotic i mean yeah i do like that he's able

to get his bleach in in the penitentiary because, I mean, the blonde really does. Oh, yeah. No, it really changes everything for him. It does. Him as a brunette doesn't work. No, he ran for office and didn't win. But he was in law enforcement at one point, which is hilarious. Yeah.

Let's see. Okay. Oh, Michael said, what lane were you in what difference does it make mike it wasn't you you know that you prick uh morning guys killer debate thanks doug i knew that uh the people would appreciate that i mean this close to whatever happens tomorrow taco tuesday you wanted to hear from people uh here have the weekends weekends and Wednesdays off, Brandon Goodwin said. That's awesome. You have the weekends and Wednesday off? That's a nice schedule right there. So you get your Monday, Tuesday, you get a break there, you get yourself a Thursday, Friday, and you're done.

Yeah, that's all right. That's pretty good. Now, I would enjoy Friday, Saturday, Sunday, but I do like the breakup there in the middle because it's always good. If you only have the weekends off, paying bills is a little bit of a hassle, but then again, who goes anywhere to pay bills besides online now? I'm an idiot. Okay. Chimp crazy. That's what Doug said it's called. Yes. Chimp crazy. That's right. That's it. We need it. Okay. Let's see. Is there anything else? No. Okay. Be sure and reach out to us. You can text us. You can reach out to us on social media, whether it's YouTube, Facebook, all the different sources that we're on out there. and remember if you've got a business you're thinking about advertising you should do that because it's ridiculously inexpensive and we're really already making an impact for a lot of business owners matter of fact I think Bundy has

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well um because tomorrow is taco tuesday yes um we are running um so at20 for 20 minutes special at the break room. Okay, so for people who may have frustration with either taco out there, either of the tacos that are trying to win taco of the year. Yeah. You want to get that rage out? Yeah. You want to get that anger out? Yeah.

The break room's where to go, right? Come on. Yeah, and you've got all kinds. Tell them about the, because I don't think people understand. You don't just walk in and just start throwing stuff. They have different rooms with different themes for different kinds of breaking. Tell them about that. Yeah, so we've got one real big room that we can put upwards of like 10 people in,

and then we've got some smaller rooms. And we can do, you know, let's say you're a daycare worker you're a stay at home mom and you just really want to take out some noise making toys i can fill a room full of that for you um you want to go all office space we can do all printers and monitors or you know we've got glasses you know you got that grandma that you know never had that china that you could never touch i bet you i got the pattern you know i mean she probably does guys love to take a sledgehammer to the appliances oh yeah oh yeah beat up washer and dryers things like that yeah yeah i mean come on i mean you're a tough guy right yeah you and your buddy which one of you can we can bash it the best huh oh yeah i'm up there and start bashing

go to the break room where is it located 18? 1812 North Reynolds Road, Suite 2. And Fizz Drinks that's on the corner of us, they are going to be doing a soft opening this Thursday. Are they? Yeah. And so y'all come by and get some free drinks and help them train their staff. Tell them to bring us some drinks up here and we'll talk about it. I'm going to. I got to meet them last night.

I got to meet them last night. They were fantastic people. That's great. I'd love to help them out. Good people. Good people. Okay. Well, yeah, for sure do that. Now, you have a website, don't you? Yeah. The break room LR.com

cause we've really tried to be in Little Rock. Uh, but thank you. Saline County for being so amazing to us. Yes. Uh, the, the, it's still part of the greater Metro. It really is. And we don't care. Everybody's welcome. No, everybody's welcome. You don't have to be from Little Rock or the SC. You can be from anywhere. Absolutely. That's right. Now, Chad, what about, what do you got going on in the piercing world this week? This year, this month is the 12th year I've been in business. A dozen years. 12 years for me. That's awesome, man. That's awesome.

We run some deals and stuff like that. That's great. That's great. Now, look, if people want to find you, where are you located, Chad? I'm at 1008 East Oak and come with 1008 east oak and what's next to you there uh chad crazy jay you can go and see chad and get pierced up and then go next door and get yourself a real nice ak bond yo calm you down yeah get you a bond that's right that's right get worked up get calmed down you can can get it worked out. Crazy Jays there. So you say you try to get in what, you know, 10 to 15 piercings a day. Is that about right?

I mean, that's an awesome day. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, for me, that's awesome. That's a pretty good day then. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not going to graph about that. No. Okay.

All right. Well, you need to get out and see Chad. Now, look, for people who wonder, because because maybe they do we know you pierce ears what else do you pierce chad i pierce just about everything just about yeah i have to draw the line you know he draws the line at your nether region yeah your waistline or below factory is out it's not happening he's not gonna you don't want an uncomfortable pierce he's not gonna put a he's not gonna put a dangling cross on your fleshy fun bridge. No Prince Alberts over here.

Yeah, no taint or B.H. Bob's, none of that. No, no, no, no. No Prince Alberts here. Wholesome fun. But otherwise, yeah. Just wholesome. Wholesome bonus holes only. Just wholesome bonus holes.. Just wholesome bonus holes.

That's all we're going to do. All right. Let's talk about this for a second because, well, it's Diddy time, baby. Diddy or didn't he? Oh, he did. He did. He's so good. Do what now?

Yeah, let me just see what I can. See if this will do anything. No, that's not one of those. That's too bad. We'll have to get a good one here. There, that's kind of diddy part of it. He'd probably play that. No, he wouldn't.

That's too rock. Hold on. Man, I thought I might have a good bump. No, that's too rock. Hold on. That sounds like some filter. It does, doesn't it? All right, well, we're going to leave it anyway.

All right. I don't care. I'm done trying to find it now. Diddy's Parties for the Rich and Famous have, well, they've been shrouded in mystery, but now TMZ can show why. They've obtained a standard NDA Sean Combs asked party attendees to sign. The document, pretty standard non-disclosure agreement, prevents signees from sharing information related to Diddy, his family members, current or former partners, spouses, friends, or friends of business associates. So pretty much everyone. The NDA tells signees not to photograph, not to film or record, or have another person do so.

Him or anyone in his orbit without written consent. He specifically names social media sites where attendees can't post photos Diddy doesn't sign off on. Attendees are not to give interviews, write books, or disseminate information about Diddy or the parties without written consent. It's a pretty boilerplate. Worth noting, the NDA lasts for life plus, life of the artist plus 20 years after their death so you're not supposed to uh be able if you've been to a ditty party ever talk about it to anyone in the

press uh well ever you'll be dead yeah but of course that's all uh kind of fell to the wayside now what I did read over the weekend and I don't't know, you know, what they may or may not have, but according to the report, one of the, should I say whistleblowers? No, that's wrong. One of the people who have reported this turned over eight flash drives to the uh eight eight flash drives to the fbi over the weekend now two of those uh they said didn't have anything uh damning on it but six of them had um two allegedly underage males it was was four males who were intoxicated and assaulted and two females.

As it says, two of the males were underage. They are celebrities. They are known. They are well known celebrities according to this. I don't know about that. I cannot speak to who it was or isn't. Oh, I'm making inference. Well, certainly something happened there,

didn't it yeah i mean there's a lot of envy and yeah something went down there's a lot of people that have been through this you think that weinstein had a gauntlet seriously i mean this guy this guy had a gauntlet i mean they were basically you, drugging or getting people drunk or both. I think it was something taught to him, though. I think there's other people out there that taught him this stuff, like more high ups. It's gotten away. Well, you may be right.

You may be right. They may have introduced him to it. The Epsteins, the Harvey Weinsteins of the world. Yeah, I mean, look, somebody learned it from somewhere. But also, too, don't forget, you know, the richer you become, all right, and I'm not knocking anyone wealthy at all, but I'm saying the richer you become, the less involved in the day-to-day life that everyone else is involved point you become a high multimillionaire or billionaire, you are probably mainly disconnected from the real world. And because, A, you're doing whatever the hell you want because you can. Right. And then once you get to a point where you can do anything you want, anytime you want.

You do it. That slope probably gets real slippery, doesn't it? Yeah. You know, because. Nobody tells you no. And you're above the law. Everyone around you is a yes yes man people are willing to take the fall for you any questions i think the next one's gonna be jay-z uh it could be it might be the next person you think like that you know i mean why would anyone be surprised by that when jay-z and i mean he were there. You talked about being a pimp his whole life. Yeah. I mean, big pimping is a song.

Yes. Isn't it? Am I wrong? No. Yeah. I mean, he told you I was a pimp. He did. I'd be like, are you surprised that Ice Cube does drugs?

No. Why would I be? He rapped about it. Yeah. Didn't have to use my AK. Yeah. Isn't that how Lil Durk got caught? Like, with the... Lil Durk got rapping about it. Rapping about killing somebody. I mean't that how Lil Durk got caught? Lil Durk got caught rapping about it.

Rapping about killing somebody. You know who got out? Young Thug got out. Oh, snap. What's up? Yeah, Young Thug got out. He's out now. Go team.

Well, I guess. I don't know. I don't even exactly know how that works. What, 20 years probation? I mean, whatever. Yeah, my son said, well, he won't be able to even smoke weed anymore I said whatever man come on he can't go to Atlanta

he can't go to certain places like what? like strip clubs? he can't go to Atlanta he just can't be in Atlanta who wants to go to Atlanta? that's where he's from well I'm sure he'll find a new home he's young thug he's still rich I would imagine

oh yeah I'm sure I don't know that legal team might have tore him's a young thug. He's still rich, I would imagine. Oh, yeah, I'm sure. Don't you think? I don't know. That legal team might have tore him up a little bit. He better be good and not go, though. He can drop a hit here in a month and be rich again. I mean, he's a young thug. He's already working on it.

That's what I heard. Yeah. What are you talking about? Listen, you can go to prison and drop albums now. I mean, I'm shocked. R. Kelly doesn't have an album out yet. Dirk will have one coming out. He's still alive. R. Kelly? Yeah, no, he's still alive in there. He's still in there. Yeah. He's still I'm shocked R. Kelly doesn't have an album out yet. He's still alive. R. Kelly? Yeah, no, he's still alive in there.

He's still in there. Him and Cosby in there kicking it. No, Cosby's out. He's free, man. They let him out. No, they let him out. I don't even know what he's hiding. He went into immediate... You don't hear nothing about him, man.

He got out after that? Nah. On an island look i got rich money so if i got if i got that kind of money i got that 80s rich i'm gonna get on somebody's private plane that nobody knows about and i'm gone deuces yeah no you will never see it look i don't even have that kind of money if i thought i was going to prison tomorrow oh man you will never see it. Look, I don't even have that kind of money. If I thought I was going to prison tomorrow, you will never hear angry Patrick and you. No, you won't hear angry Pablo, angry nobody. I'll be the nicest mother on the planet, man.

Mute. Yeah, no, I probably would, too. I'm out. You're never going to find me. All of a sudden, you're deaf. You Bill Cosby? I am. never gonna find me all of a sudden you're deaf you bill cosby yeah no i'm not i'm not doing it man i i was just not built for prison you know what i'm saying i mean i look uh i you know it's it's uh just different you know uh what do you i mean you you've had a past right yeah tell people and I'm not putting him on the spot here.

I'm not putting him on the spot here because it's in his bio. But you've had a challenging life, and you overcome a lot, didn't you? Yeah. I mean, you really did. Yeah. Been a bunch of stuff growing up, for sure. Yeah. Wild stuff.

Yeah? Well, I mean, you could elaborate a little bit. I mean, I don't want to elaborate too much. Okay. People get run over by cars walking down the street. Like, I've seen people get shot up. Like, I lived in a bad neighborhood. He did.

I mean, he grew up in a really difficult area, and he overcame a lot. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, when I tell you. He got PTSD for a reason. Yeah, no, no. I believe it, man. I believe that. I believe that. You got PTSD for a reason. Yeah, no, I believe it, man. I believe that. I believe that.

Amanda as well. You've been honest about overcoming addiction and all kinds of stuff. Yeah. Yeah. And I grew up in the heart of banging in the rock. So I get it. I get it. I think we both have one of them special government numbers.

No, I went to Watson and Cloverdale Junior High. So, you know, I've told the story about how I inadvertently became a gang member and didn't even know it. I mean, we're all white. We're just not that white. Yeah, no, I don't know anything about that privilege they speak of. I'll be honest with you. I never had that. You know, what I had was a tough way to go. I remember, man, I remember I was so excited

when I got some new tennis shoes, right, some sneakers, man. I was real pumped about them. And these guys that I knew were giving me hell about it, but I didn't know for a minute. They were like, oh, man, check those shoes out. Where'd you get those? Those are GTs, right? And I was like, yeah, they were good are gts right and i was like yeah they were

like good and tacky and i was like oh i thought i was cool for a minute roasted you no they did i used to get roasted a lot in junior high man jack me for my starter jacket one year i remember that i got the starter jacket i was walking home from the junior high and they pulled a pistol on was it the hornet and i dropped my bike and I just took off running. But you kept the jacket? Oh, hell yeah. I didn't take off my jacket. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Was it a Charlotte Hornets jacket?

It was a trench coat and I was only like five foot tall, so it was like hanging in the ground. Yes. That's great. Yes. Absolutely. A starter trench coat. Yes. Absolutely.

Those are the, man. Man, for a minute, starter was huge. They were so big. And now they're at Wally, aren't they? They're at Walmart now, aren't they? They're bringing back the Starter jackets, but I don't know if it's Walmart. I don't care. No, no, I'm not saying it's not cool.

I'm just saying. I'll go to Walmart. You remember when Champion was in like Kmart and all that? Yeah, I used to be in Little Rock. Yeah. Yeah, five bucks for all that stuff getting roasted for having Champion. Reebok is at Walmart now. Yeah, Reebok's at Walmart.

I got them straps. I got them straps. Shaq's part owner of Reebok? Something like that. I didn't know that. Yes, Shaq is part owner. Shaq owns a lot of stuff. A lot of stuff.

That's a smart man. No, he is a businessman. He's worth, I think, almost half a billion. That's a smart man right there. He owns part of Papa John's. I know that. He also owns the, almost half a billion. That's a smart man right there. He owns part of Papa John's. I know that. He also owns the, he owns Marilyn Monroe. Yes.

Elvis Presley. Elvis Presley. He owns a lot of catalogs and things of very famous artists. No, he is one of the most savvy business people on the planet. I just love to meet that guy, man. Man, everybody, you know what? He, you know, he's a guy who's very, he owns his own past.

He'll tell you that he screwed up the best relationship he ever had by cheating on his wife. He still maintains that that he was at fault, it wasn't her. And I think they're good friends now. Have been for a long time. But he went through a period of not being

the kind of person they wanted to be but at some point you know he made that curve and look i've seen so many stories uh but this dude he loves to go into a big store and just find people to buy stuff for and he'll see you in there as a family yeah he'll buy he's bought toys bought bikes he's bought every kind of thing you can imagine uh he tries to make a difference in everyday lives as well as give to charity and things like that yeah he's one of the nicest celebrities out there i'd say him and uh another one that that is high on my list of people that i i respect a lot piano reeds oh yes i think everybody uh pretty much universally likes Keanu Reeves.

I mean, if you don't like him, maybe something's wrong with you. I don't know. There is something wrong with you. I mean, how could you not like the dude? I mean, he'll hurt you. He rides the subway by himself. He doesn't care. Seriously.

He sits and talks to the homeless guy and has fun with them. He's dope, people. you know homeless guy on it yeah and have no with them like dope people and he gave away like a lot of his money during matrix so that the graphics people yes made you know yes they should what they should have yes yes he did come on no not only that but he uh started a company that makes motorcycles that's cool yeah that's kind of dope he's so hot yeah is he you know what um i'm gonna say you know i i didn't for a long time get the keanu reeves thing as far as the the girls fawning over him like that um i do now because it's a quiet cool about him you know it's just that quiet cool guy it is it's a it's a way it's the vibe that johnny Depp once thought he gave off. For the drunken part.

But that's gone now. Now just smelly Johnny Depp remains. I don't know. I'm sure people would still, you know, with Johnny Depp. Have either of you ever seen a deaf child ahead sign? Is that like, yeah. Did you, that was ever on any of your. Yeah, I've seen that.

Have you seen that? I've actually not ever seen that. I have seen that. Have you seen that? I've actually not ever seen that. I have seen that sign. Not often, but I've seen it, yeah. Well, there was one of my favorite rants, and apparently there's one of those signs in Saline County. Yeah, that's probably where I've seen it. Yeah, one of the comments was like,

if they're deaf, why are they outside playing? I was like, what the hell? Well, because we don't allow deaf people outside around here, not in the USA, man. We're worried about a blind person. Yeah, right. Well, that was one of the posts that the admins turned the comments off because people were just getting like, people were going off on these people.

You know, why are they, come on, man, why are they outside playing? Why are they even here? Why don't we just take them out from the beginning? Okay, it says, well, if they can't hear, they shouldn't be playing in the streets. Whatever happened to beating the hell out of your children to keep them alive? Bro, are you serious? Really? You going to beat the death out of them?

Yeah. I'll show you. You make sense, bro. Yeah. Now, let me tell you what why don't you just take yourself on down and uh deport yourself from the planet all right how about that deport yourself from the planet chief um see uh what is this we needed oh no we read that um crystal said happy monday happy monday she said can we say hi to my... Hold on one second. I don't know why I...

Can we say hi to my grandma, Joyce Ernest, please? Hello, Joyce. It's very important. Hi, Grandma Joyce Ernest. Joyce. Give me Joyce. I just got through doing five full calendars in McPherson Unit Newport. Damn.

And currently went flat on six-year parole. So it's my pass. I lived it. Nothing to be ashamed of. You're right. I was in Newport. I was in Newport. Were you?

Mm-hmm. Yeah. Was that the toughest one? For me, yes. Yeah? Of all the places that I've served time, it was. Now, let me ask you, because obviously, as I stated earlier, I fear prison. That's why I never went.

You know, it was just healthy. I don't want to be violated. Yeah. Okay. Well, never mind. I'm going to pause on that for a second. We'll come back. I mean, it can happen.

I don't want to. But so when you first went, you had to be of course mortified terrified i'm sure yes was it what you expected yeah it was it was exactly yeah it was it was 100 just all bad yeah i mean and you know i'd been in county enough times at that point and been with enough people that had been to the pen and come back and you know everybody you know tries to help you and prepare you for it and everything the one thing that pissed me off is we had just gotten commissary at PCRDF, whenever they call this, because you never know when you're going. And so I had like a full trunk of like snacks and cigarettes. You were the red, you were the red of theary. I did. I was prepared, though. I had multiple brawls and, like, underwear and boxers, like, without underwire and stuff like that.

Because you could take that with you as long as it was white. Okay. Yeah, so I was prepared like that. Why be racist? The white party's in there. Well, everybody's wearing white. Okay. Everybody is wearing white at that penitentiary.

Racist. I remember Faulkner County had pink. We had pink jumpsuits. Faulkner County's pink. I was in juvenile. We had pink jumpsuits. They still got it. You had pink jumpsuits?

When I was in juvenile, we did. I'll tell you the craziest thing I saw when I went to meet, just from an outside observer, and it's not the craziest, it's just humorous to me. I went to prison to visit someone. And they were like, do you want to get a picture? And I was like, what do you mean? He goes, oh, man. And they have like an Olin Mills set up where it looks like you're in front of a lake or some shit, man. And I'm like, hold on.

They got an Olin Mills set up here? Oh, man. They got some wild ones. Yeah. And I'm like, no. Come on, man. That was another thing I was pissed about because they did not have the sweet backdrops whenever I was in the penitentiary to take, like, cool photos with my mom or my, you know,

my client. What was that? My best client from prime time, like, came and visited me, too. Really? Shout out. Thanks, bro. He also got me a job when I got out of the penitentiary, too. Yeah.

That is a good client. Yeah. He was fantastic. I love Amanda, God damn it. I can't remember his name. I can't shut up. I do. I do, Amanda.

I love you so much. Let's do this. Come on. You're crazy. You're crazy, girl. I promise. Word of God. I love it.

You crazy girl. I love it. A big hard fuck drowning some money. Why you laughing? Why you laughing? This shit ain't funny. What? This shit ain't funny. Act like that doesn't get stuck in your head later. Hilarious. I know it does. I know it does.

It does. I know it does. I know it does. All right, let's get to this. So not a good thing here at all. Investigators believe an Indiana man originally charged his ex-girlfriend of a week while holding a gun before switching to a knife and then stabbing her over and over and over again. He's behind bars after charged his ex-girlfriend. He stabbed her more than 20 times.

Wow. Keywine Gibson, 22. Attempted murder. Hey. Attempted. girlfriend uh he stabbed her more than 20 times uh key wine gibson 22 uh attempted murder hey attempted uh 20 times plus and you couldn't finish the job yeah seriously either you got my baby's first knife uncompetent domestic violence baby's first weapon i mean what is this they're gonna get back together she's gonna. She's going to put money on his book. Probably so. He'll put money on his book. I mean, I love the ice cream. Yeah, exactly.

That means he loves her. It could have hit my heart, but he didn't. But he loved me, girl. Yeah, they do that. I've said that. Police arrived. They found a victim, allegedly able to tell him who her attacker was. According to the woman, she was coming back to her apartment with groceries when she saw a man standing by the bushes.

She said that when she got to the stairs, she could hear him behind her. When she turned to look, she recognized her ex-boyfriend, Gibson. She told police she had broken up with him a week ago. He was running toward her with a handgun. As he approached her, he put the gun away, pulled out a knife. She said she couldn't remember how many times. They did find over 20 puncture marks. I doubt she was counting.

Well, maybe. I mean, I don't know. I wouldn't be counting. I'm trying to get away, bro. She got 32 staples in the back of her head. God dang. That's a lot. And he still didn't do the job.

Hey, hold on. Did he stab her in the head? Well, it says yeah knife wounds on her chest her armpit her neck her back and shoulders is this like one of those blades on the end of your fingernail what did you do with your clippers that little one i know what it is he got one of them packages like i got with the safety the oh it only goes so far yeah it only goes so far yeah yeah not not not a good uh job there man yeah enjoy prison by the way hope you're someone's bitch um indonesia's national disaster management agency said monday at least 10 people died after a series of volcanic eruptions widened on the island of Flores.

In other news, people live by volcanoes and wait for the lava to hit them. The eruption of Mount Lua Tobi Laki Laki, I'm going to say that three times fast, around midnight spewed thick brownish ash 2,000 meters, 6,500 feet into the air. Hot ashes hit several villages, burning down houses, including a convent of Catholic nuns, according to Furman Yusuf. He said volcanic material was thrown for 3.5 miles from its crater, blanketing nearby villages and towns with tons of debris, forcing people to flee. All the bodies were found within a 2.4-mile radius of the crater.

At least 10,000 people have been affected by the eruption in six villages of Wulangatang. Wulangatang. Wulangatang. That's not even a real name, is it? Wulangatang? Come on. Really?

Okay. Let's move on from that then. All right. Let's see here. We've got, okay. Yeah. Yeah. No, that's clearly bad too.

Yes. Crystal Prison is very inhumane. Yes, it is. A 24-year-old man was watching the New York City city marathon and fell out of the third story window to his death while watching the marathon as 12 30 p.m racers were passing wow he probably fell right in the middle of them lucky he didn't land on one of the racers that would have been a tough one wouldn't it yeah they're taking out three or four of them. Wow. Yeah, man. Just fell right in the middle. And died.

Yeah. They probably ran over him. They just kept running. Yeah. I'm not stopping. I got a runner high. I got runners high. That's it.

Hold on. Yeah. Let's see. Oh. Yeah. Is there a runner high? This is what it sounded like. They were running over him.

Oh, goodness. Yeah. That's how it sounded like. They were running over him. Oh, goodness. Yeah, that's how it sounded. A poorly maintained and overcrowded bus veered off the road and plunged into a deep gorge in northern India. I knew it was India. Yeah, killing at least 36 people and injuring many others. The accident occurred in the Almora district. You know where that is. Of course.

Yeah, the mountainous state of Utakarahan. Utakarahan. The bus was carrying about 60 people. More than 20 were injured, said Deepak Rawat, not Deepak Chopra. That's different. Authorities said earlier that they believed there were 42 passengers, how many people the bus could accommodate. Teams of rescue workers were deployed to the site.

Officials feared the death toll may rise further as seven passengers in the hospital were in critical condition. TV footage showed parts of the bus mangled and destroyed. It was overturned on a rocky slope. Rescuers were seen working to pull out passengers and bodies on a stretcher. The chief minister said rescue teams were working through the night they opened an investigation into it there were a number that did manage to escape or were thrown out when it was going down the ravine i guess because it started rolling you know and there's no safety equipment on those things it's a bus you know i mean the

thing about school bus there's no seat belt they tell you it's safer if you believe it i don't know uh but in july 18 people died after a double decker passenger bus collided with a milk truck well they say there's no use crying over spilled milk but they did yeah all right and uh that will wrap that up for uh today so uh again i want to remind everyone first of all thank you for being with us every day we could not be more thankful for that and for legion scaffold for the legion scaffold at broadcast center thank you to game timeps for making our studio so damn awesome. If you need anything wrapped, Game Time Wraps, go see them. They're in the Maumelle area.

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It was all over the countries, all over the world, literally, and we could not be more thankful. We're going to be ratcheting up the guest this week on Wednesday. Ronnie is bringing in an amazing songwriter, a guy that you might know him when we talk to him. He's written some pretty big damn songs. You might. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And you're going to be real interested with that. We've got another comedian that should be joining us this week. I'm hopeful that we're going to another comedian that uh should be uh joining us this week uh i'm hopeful that we're gonna have john reed on this week yeah john reed you know on the internet still have you yeah yeah i was like i want to see you man soon yeah man yeah yeah it was it was great we uh i i got to to meet john and know him uh when we did the really awful, terrible night of comedy. And, yeah, and he was the headliner for us. So, yeah, that was an interesting night for sure. Hollywood. Hollywood, yeah.

Yeah, but he's funny. He's been in some, I think he's done a good. He's the Hemi guy. The guy, you got a Hemi? Yeah, he's that guy. He's also in Cars or one of those movies. So it's one like that. He's in one of the Harold and Kumar or whatever?

Yeah, Harold and Kumar. He's the crazy trucking guy. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy roads, man. He's a very funny guy, though. He's hilarious. And as I mentioned, we are out to a lot of people, and I'll be announcing a lot of these

people soon. For example, I believe we're going to be getting Smile Empty Soul on. I heard. Yes. Yeah. And King's Down. soon. For example, I believe we're going to be getting Smile Empty Soul on. I heard. Yes, yeah, and Kingstown. So we're bringing in some heat, and we're going to keep bringing heat. We're out to some big people, and it's only going to get bigger, and it's thanks to you guys. It's always, every single day, thanks to you. Don't forget that. Please spread the word. If you're not following us on TikTok or any of our social medias, please go add yourself there and add as many as you can. By the way, I think next week I'm going to start something new where people are going to have a passport.

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