Patrick and the People - 11/5/2024 Patrick and the People - LIVE!

Episode Date: December 2, 2024

Guests: Matthew Orton, Rich Rockwell, Dustyn Bundrick

you you You See the head, not like seeing a steeple. You damn well know they're one of the people. Nobody breaks us, nobody made us. And no one can take this cause we got their fix. We are the people, we are the people. We are the people, don't mess with us. Let's go. Good morning, it is Patrick and the people. It is Tuesday.

Something going on today. Oh yeah, Taco Tuesday. That's what it is. Taco Tuesday, everybody. Welcome to the show. Man, what a banger of a show it was yesterday. And glad to have you back. Got a full house this morning. Of course, to my left, you know Dustin Bundrickrick, aka Bundy owner of Bundy Electric. Yes, sir. Good

morning. Don't forget to reach out to him should you have any electrical needs be it residential or commercial. Yeah. To my right here is the Bruce Buffer of Little Rock. It's you know who it is. It's Rich Rockwell, baby. Good morning. What's going on with it? Hey, how you doing? And then to my right, right over here we've got yes, the Bigfoot Hunter is back. What's up? What is going on, Matthew? Good morning. Taco Tuesday. How you doing, buddy? Great. Yeah, Matthew is our resident Bigfoot Hunter slash enthusiast, plus all things supernatural. So we'll have plenty of

conversation with him today. If he'll just slide over this way a little bit more. more there you go get on that camera so they can see all that beard that you're rocking there oh they don't want to see we were just talking yesterday about uh these face mites i don't know if you're familiar with them but everybody has them and uh at night they live in your pores at night they come out and mate on your face yeah that's much yeah well they particularly like beards just so you know i do worse on much. Yeah, well, they particularly like beards. Just so you know. They're really worse on beards. Yeah, yeah.

No, they love beards. So just know that, that they're really having a great time swinging from the hairs on your chin there. Hey, the beard's always a party. Yeah, always a party. Hey, just a huge thank you this morning to Brandon Griffin. He is our camera guy and an unsung hero. He operates the camera force and does a hell of a job. We're very, very thankful to have him on board. Yeah, absolutely.

We appreciate you. And I do want to mention this too, just in case somebody out there can help this guy because he's a long-time listener and he messaged me personally asking me maybe if I could get some information out for him. His name is Brandon. Also, it's Brandon Gaither. But Brandon is looking for a

remote job here in central Arkansas. If you need to know what he's been doing, he's been a senior full stack engineer. Yeah, that's software. He builds internal tools, web apps for companies. That's what he's done for years. He leads a team of developers. He's looking for remote work here in Little Rock. If you're interested, just message me, Patrick, at Patrickandthepeople.com, and I will get that to him. All right? Liveops.com. Yeah, all right. No, serious. That's where you can go for remote work. Oh, yeah, LiveOps.com? Yep. Okay.

All right. Well, I will, did you hear that, Brandon? LiveOps.com, that's what Rich says, so check that out as well. By the way, man, our videos, thank you guys so much. They're blowing up on TikTok, on Instagram, on Facebook, on YouTube. I mean, it's thousands upon thousands of views. We've been cutting clips on TikTok and everything. It's been going great. So thank you. And let me ask if you do have a

second to get over to the Patrick and the People Facebook page and just give us a little review. If you're enjoying the show, if you like it, put a review up so other people can see that who maybe haven't been listening or aren't familiar with us for a long time all right uh let's get into uh you know some kind of news maybe that uh matters to you all right let's see let's talk about who outrun the grim reaper today okay luke hemsworth is 44 that's the brother of liam and uh chris he is uh i guess the third in the the ranking of the Hemsworths. I always track all those guys. I don't know how many there are. It's like the Baldwins.

Yeah, there's a lot of them. Like the Baldwins. Yeah, no, there's a fleet of them for sure. Fanki Jansen, you know her from X-Men. She's 60. Let's see. Robert Patrick is 66. You know him from Terminator 2.

He was the Terminator. Sam Rockwell from The Green Miles, 56. Tilda Swinton, she's kind of that, she's a great actress, kind of pasty looking, you know, kind of sometimes plays an androgynous person. She was in Chronicles of Narnia and Doctor Strange as the main wizard lady. You know what I mean?

The bald one. She's 64. And Brian Adams, 65. He had a big hit, Cuts Like a Knife. A lot of people know that one. He had several, but after that, they were all ballads, and I didn't like them. Art Garfunkel, he's 83.

If you wonder how he met Paul Simon, it was during a play in grade school. Let's see. Radiohead's Johnny Greenwood is 53. And that's it for that. So let's get into news you can use. Okay. So the tiny township of Dixville Notch, New Hampshire,

continues its tradition of casting the first in-person votes in the election. Just after midnight, those votes, all six of them, were tallied. If you want to know how it went, well, it was split right down the middle, three and three. Yeah, just as you would have expected. Those who need a ride to the polls can get a discount courtesy of some rideshare services. Uber has announced passengers get a 50% off on trips to voting locations by clicking the Go Vote title. Lyft users will also be able to take half off with the ride code VOTE-24.

Uber Eats offering discounts on food delivery after 6 p.m. as well. Let's see. Barry Keegan is taking his time but is finally addressing calls. He's a dead bait dad. During an appearance on the Louis Thoreau podcast, the salt burn actor opened up about trolls who criticize him and his relationship with his son. So there's a lot online. If I didn't have tough skin or strength, I wouldn't be sitting here. Of course, it's going to affect me being a dad when I had no blueprint to take from. People just read that as laziness and go, oh, there's no excuse to be an absent father. I'm not. I don't even know who the guy is,

to be honest with you. I'm not even sure what the hell I just read. I'm sorry for that. Drivers headed to work. Hey, this hopefully won't be you today, for God's sake. Drivers headed to work in Cambridge, massachusetts uh band tough day a truck carrying a couple porta potties didn't clear the low overpass and they hit it fell off the truck on the road the driver didn't even realize what happened he did come back 20 minutes later to pick up that stinky load man that's tough day when the porta potties fall off in front of you guys what a shitty drive hey oh uh of course trust me i know yeah no no you're right uh it is that day and uh there are some discounts and things out there uh crispy cream if you're in conway if you got an i voted sticker you can get a donut free um let's see

david but light comes on anyways do what can't you wait for the light to come on yeah you can just get a free one just by walking in there. Do you get two free ones? The original and the vote free? I would be right. Dave and Buster's, they've got some deals. The $20 eat, drink, and play combo. That comes with an entree fountain drink and a $10 game card.

And then $5 beers all day on draft. Ikea, we don't have one, doesn't matter.. Ikea, we don't have one, doesn't matter. Johnny Rockets, we don't have one, doesn't matter. There you go. Johnny Rockets sounds like a fun place. It does sound like a fun place, doesn't it? Okay, so how about Elon Musk? Common Pleas Court Judge Angelo Foglietta

told yesterday that Elon's million-dollar-a-day voter sweepstakes can continue. The district attorney asked it be shut down, called it a scam designed to influence an election. The judge didn't explain the reasoning behind his ruling, but he said revelation about the giveaway during the hearing may have played a part. Chris Gober, the attorney, said the million-dollar recipients are not chosen by chance. We know exactly who will be announced as the recipient today and tomorrow. Chris Gober, the attorney, said the million-dollar recipients are not chosen by chance. We know exactly who will be announced as the recipient today and tomorrow. He pointed out who the final two recipients would be in Arizona yesterday and Michigan today,

with those two having no impact on Pennsylvania. Chris Young, the director, testified the recipients are vetted ahead of time to fill out their personality and make sure they're someone whose values align with the group. Man, several people, though, got a million bucks just to register. That's not a bad deal if you can get it. Yeah, it's a pretty good deal. Okay, tens of thousands of machinists at Boeing voted yesterday to prove an offer from the company that provides a 38% pay raise over four years in a hike to Boeing's contributions to the 401k plan.

It was the third contract voted on by the union since they walked off September 13th. They voted 59% in favor of the new contract. That's pretty good if you're getting a 38% pay increase over four years. It's not bad. Yeah, I'll take it. Yeah. Oh yeah. Tropical storm Rafael became the 18th named storm of the hurricane season yesterday and was forecast to hit Cuba tomorrow. The current path predicts Rafael will cross over Cuba, enter the Gulf of Mexico at hurricane strength, and travel northwest. By Saturday, it's forecast last night to be approaching the Louisiana coastline as a tropical storm due to cooler waters in the Gulf. The Supreme Court decided yesterday to weigh in on a legal dispute in Louisiana involving the state's effort to draw a congressional map.

Nobody cares. Let's see. Ohio Police Officer Adam Coy found guilty of murder by jury yesterday for the December 2020 killing of Andre Hill. He told jurors during the trial he fired on Hill because he thought he had a gun, which turned out to be keys. You kind of got to be sure as much as you can, you know. Prosecutors asked that Coy, who's undergoing cancer treatments for lymphoma, be sentenced immediately. The judge set a sentencing date of November 25th. The Agriculture Department, which administers the national program that serves billions of student lunches and

breakfast every year, has announced a new rule that prohibits schools from charging low-income students transaction fees when their families electronically deposit money into their lunch account. The ban goes into effect in the 27th school year, applies to students eligible for free or reduced-price meals, meaning families with a household income 185% or less of poverty level. That's $57,000 or less per year. They estimate in July that payment processors collected $100 million in transaction fees from school lunch accounts every year collected $100 million in transaction fees

from school lunch accounts every year. $100 million. Boy, yeah, I don't know why the government overpays for things. God, I mean, are you serious? Bunch of greedy pricks. All right. A debt relief company out of Fort Collins, Colorado, recently paid off debts for about 8,800 residents of Metro Atlanta

as a random act of kindness. ForgiveCo, which was founded by Craig Antico in 2021, partnered with a company called Earnin' to fund the payoffs. Their unique business model involves working with for-profit companies that provide funds to pay off debts and benefit from the positive exposure. Antico said his previous experience in debt collection motivated him to start the company that helps people get out from under crushing financial hardship. Since its inception, they have provided debt relief for over 50,000 people. In Metro Atlanta alone, the efforts relieved over $10 million in debt. He explains that people who meet specific income

requirements are chosen at random, with the average debt payoff about $29,000. One of the recipients, Sonia Wignall, said she was stunned when she got a letter saying her 33 grand debt had been forgiven. Another, Rachel Edmond, had been struggling to pay $5,000 for years until it was unexpectedly paid off. Hey, come to here. Right? For real? Hey, come on, man. Help us out. All right. This is interesting and optimistic, I might say.

This past weekend, 98-year-old Bernard Snyder and 96-year-old Josephine Cartwright tied the knot. That's right. In Austin, Texas, at the retirement community where they met, the Westminster Manor, surrounded by friends and family. They exchanged their vows with the groom eagerly saying, absolutely. Yeah, it began earlier this year when Snyder invited Cartwright to his birthday party, which led to shared dinners. According to Snyder, he surprised her with a kiss after one of their meals, sparking a whirlwind courtship. She described him as a true gentleman.

Yeah, he's 96. Or 98. He's 96. Man, that is optimism in every possible way right there. Making the best of what you got. Yeah, right. A new holiday flavor from M&M's. Yeah, because they have a million of them.

It's Toasty Holiday from m&m's yeah because they have a million of them uh it's toasty holiday peanut m&m's features roasted peanuts with cinnamon vanilla sugar and caramel uh some of the reviews are yeah and i'm gonna buy about 19 bags okay you enjoy this regular and peanut yeah yeah that's not all you need really really, isn't it? Yeah. Online videos are currently under review by the Jacksonville Sheriff's Office that show officers punching fans during Saturday's game between Florida and Georgia. There's been communication between the mayor and sheriff about the videos that have circulated, and the mayor is waiting on the outcome of the investigation. The sheriff's office only said comments will come after the review is complete. Specifically, there are two videos circulated, neither of which show the events that led up to the confrontation between the officers and spectators. Another

bad beat down this past Sunday, this time for anyone who placed a wager on how many yards to a tag of a low would throw against the Bills. The yards passing line was set at 243.5. While down 30-27 with five seconds to go, he racked up 254, which is great for anyone who took the over until, instead of that Hail Mary that seemed inevitable, he threw a short pass to a cane who then lateraled it to Jalen Waddell who then ran into negative yards trying to make a play. 23 negative yards to be exact.

Well, that took his total passing for the game down to 231. Uh-oh, you lost money. Let's say you got an extra $2 million burning a hole in your pocket, and I know all of you do. If you have a burning desire to watch a 27-year-old man and 58-year-old man punch each other, here's what that money will get for you. The November 15th fight between Jake Paul and Mike Tyson,

10 tickets to the fight, two ringside apron seats, four first-row floor seats, and four second-row floor seats. You get an exclusive stadium arrival experience with security and an escort, a pre-fight photo with Paul and Tyson, gloves signed by both, a private green room with a top-shelf bar, all-inclusive food, because you've got to have that, a post-fight in-ring photo op with a group of 10, a penthouse suite for 10 guests to stay two nights,

transportation, some other VIP perks, but only two million right i mean yeah i can do most of the things from that list with 50 bucks and sit at home have you seen the booth though that they're gonna put them in the ringside no it's a booth right beside the ring okay but it's got a big tv in it right really right as you look at the ring so it's like but you're right there so i really didn't get the the that's weird yeah i didn't i didn't dig it why would i want a tv if i'm sitting by the way you're sitting right there it seems dumb and i think i heard the stat that that's like the closest anybody will have ever set to a professional boxing fight like they've moved the rod up against the ring that's that's pretty cool though yeah all right hey if you did not watch it last night uh patrick mahomes

reminded everyone why he's Patrick Mahomes. Yeah. Yeah, no, it was a great effort by Tampa Bay and Baker Mayfield. Man, he did a great job. But, man, Patrick Mahomes is just hard to stop. Now I think they're 8-0. They're the only undefeated team right now. Although, someone said Detroit 7-1.

Is that right? Yeah, first time since the 60s. Wow, man. Yeah, you hadn't heard the Lions doing that in a while. Right. Yeah, since maybe, well, you said the Yeah, first time since the 60s. Wow, man. You hadn't heard the Lions doing that in a while. Right. Since maybe, well, you said the 60s? Yeah, the 60s. Damn, even the Barry Sanders era didn't have a 7-0.

Yeah. All right. The New Orleans Saints fired Coach Dennis Allen after losing their seventh straight game Sunday. Special teams coordinator Darren Rizzi named the interim coach Rizzi. What a great name right now to have. You get the Rizzi, named the interim coach Rizzi. What a great name right now to have. You get the Riz. Yeah, so when are we firing our coach?

That's what I want to know. Is Pittman fired? Did anybody fire? They didn't fire him in the game? No. Not yet. I still think they should have. I think it's coming, though.

That's terrible. Everybody's calling for his head after all this. Well, I mean, come on. How long is he going to go? I mean, look, I don't mind losing, but these L's are rough L's here. I think we maybe expected to. We've been expecting too much forever. Right.

You know, I mean, we're never going to out recruit and outplay a lot of these SEC teams that are in better locations. Let's just be honest. Yeah. Yeah. And he was under criticism for kind of saying something like that. Like, we got the Walmart money and they got the Louis Vuitton. Is that what he said?

Yeah. He was under fire for that. I said yesterday or the day before, I kind of wonder if he's pulling on Petrino what Houston Nut did on Malzahn. Kind of holding him at bay and not letting him where he needs to get. I know this, our defense sucks balls. Yeah, the secondary was and not letting him where he needs to get. Right. I know this. Our defense sucks balls.

Yeah, the secondary was ridiculous. That point where he had three touchdown passes in a row. Yeah. It was like our secondary. I mean, we're 10, 15 yards behind their receiver. Yeah. We can't keep up with them. No, they're too fast.

Latasha said, good morning, beautiful people. Good morning. Someone said, good morning. That's coheed consumer and marcello what's uh what's that marcello how you doing man he said good morning y'all uh you can reach out to us on facebook youtube uh you can text us however you want to get to us it's just fine okay uh let's see what else is going on here anything you need to know about uh now let's do something different. I'm done with that.

Falling asleep in your morning shower? We'll wake you up. All right, let's talk about this. I think these are a couple of interesting subjects that everybody can kind of sound off on. Are you single, lonely, maybe wishing you could find a romantic partner, someone with whom you could hunker down? What can you do about it?

Well, it seems like there are roadblocks at every turn, but this time of national disaster might be a great time to find a silver lining in the form of a new relationship. While the coronavirus was rampant in the form of a new relationship. While the coronavirus was rampant in the U.S., there have been several other big disasters in recent history that have been studied how they impact society. Sociologists have discovered big events like this increase the interest in love and marriage. When catastrophes happen and times are uncertain desire tends to rise um i don't know anecdotally it seems like a lot of relationships ended during the pandemic am i wrong

i mean i i don't know maybe i'm i'm reading that wrong but it seems like people were breaking up left and right during the pandemic like listen i've never had this much time with you i don't want it yeah i don't like you as much as I thought I did. I know it's been 12 years. I'm out. There's a reason I go to work every day. Yeah, man. I think a lot of people hadn't come back from it is what I think.

Yeah, you see them out there. You talk to them from time to time, and you're just like, man, you never made it back, did you, bro? Still in it, aren't you? Still right there. I was single through it, and I started it't you right there yeah and i came out of it i started it single went through a single came out of a single was great yeah well that's good that's good for you man i remember i was a i was a fedex ground driver during corona and i absolutely hated it i was so tired delivering bed frames and tvs like y'all stop just everything yeah just stop

well i mean that's all people could do is order, right? I was a manager for Schwann's and we were putting in about 14 hours a day delivering out there. Oh, I bet you were. Were you really? Yeah. And I was up in Fayetteville working up there when it hit. Well, online ordering went through the roof, of course, during that time and continued

to just skyrocket to the point that you had brick and mortar restaurants closing and food trucks popping up, delivery popping up, ghost k gonna be open now and food trucks popping up delivery popping up ghost kitchens as they call them popping up. You don't know what a ghost kitchen is sometimes you might see and I don't see as many of them here. Sometimes you might see a restaurant online that you can order from. But you've never heard of it. Well, it may be the ghost kitchen of another restaurant. They just go by a different name uh they do that sometimes yeah yeah there's a lot on uh doordash and hot springs are

there yeah there's like one inside there's like a burger place that's actually inside the chilis and oh wow okay okay interesting that is interesting yeah i don't know how many we have here uh i i see the same names normally right but i would like to see a ghost kitchen uh within just a few seconds your online dating profile either grabs a man's interest or turns him off according to this you think your current profile portrays you as intelligent independent considerate loving and good natured but a single man glances at your profile and thinks you're jaded mistrusting angry at men you have control issues and you're looking for a man to completely take care of you financially okay well i mean is online dating really ever improved from i don't know that it

has always been i'm not sure but this the title of this article and you tell me if this is true guys okay seven honest reasons men instantly swipe past a woman's dating profile all right let's hear okay number one profile littered with poor grammar and spelling yep matt said yep i'm out bundy um now i hate people who criticize spelling online. It's just like we're all just popping bull crap on here anyway. You know what I mean? Fair enough. LOL and who cares about all the words.

I can handle the LOLs as pure as you are. Right. The there and there that bother you. Or the UI or the GM. Those little things right there. I don't know. But I'm old school. How about you, Rich?

You know, I'm 50-50. I can't say that I would, like, swipe left on somebody that can't spell, but yeah. I'm going to tell you guys right now, if Laura couldn't spell a damn thing, I'd have still hooked up with her. She could have been illiterate and I'd have been like, yeah, no, we're getting together for sure. Writing a long-winded narrative. So, in other words, it says, let me break that down. Your profile rambles on and on about you, you, you. Rage about your great personality, work, hobbies, accomplishments.

Is that something annoying? I mean, isn't that what you're supposed to do? You're talking about you. I mean, if ever there's a time to toot your own horn, isn't that the time? No, I mean, if they have like a novel, you know, of a profile like pages long, I'm going to skip right past it. I don't even read those texts when I get them. I'll keyword your ass if you send me a text more than two paragraphs. Don't think I won't.

All right. It says, turning your profile into a shopping list. Great to know the qualities you want in a man, but a list of must-haves and deal-breakers make you look critical and difficult

to get along with. Yeah. Yeah, I'll give you that one. I feel like that would, I haven't been single for a long time, but I feel like that would just make it easier

on the pursuer. Like, oh, here's the list of the shit you like, the shit you don't. Well, yeah, but it does look, I could see where it would look a certain way depends on what you've written on there i guess to me right uh all right sounding jaded and bitter so you make snarky remarks about man you want to weed out the sports and tv addicts uh blah blah blah yeah that's a death kill yeah that's done yep if you seem needy or desperate yeah yeah no no that's one time all right um coming across as boring boring yeah no boring definitely that's

yeah i guess that's subjective though isn't it boring i think boring comes up to the the other person reading it yeah it really does i mean i'm into the paranormal encrypted so a lot of people would consider that boring then other people are going to consider that exciting you're right no you're very right about that like you with wrestling right the same thing some people let they go oh wow that's fascinating and then other people are going to look at it and go no that's no not even which is fine yeah yeah most of the time i get that you still watch wrestling? I have not been on internet dating since 2020, actually. That's why I say single through 2020. I did internet dating one time.

It resulted terribly, and I was done with it. All right, and then finally it says posting unflattering photos. Well, that's a little obvious, isn't it? I mean, you know, if it looks like you ate lug nuts for breakfast and you're showing all that, then yeah, that could be an issue for somebody, you know what I'm saying? Oh, yeah. Patrick and the Beatles.

You say elevator, I say fart locker. What? All right, let's talk a little bit about some animal stuff in the news that's kind of interesting here and see what your thoughts are on this. We'll see if we can get to all three of these stories. But first of all, let's go to South Carolina. You know, the Carolinas have kind of taken a beating recently, and I don't think this is helpful. Over 100 invasive lizards the size of dogs have been reported throughout South Carolina and are destroying the ecosystem. The Argentinian black and white tegu has been causing havoc throughout the American South since it was first spotted in 2020.

They grew up to about four feet long. Look at that picture. That thing looks gnarly. Yeah, and I'd kick it right in the face. I promise you of vicious yeah they seems like it uh in the four years since the sighting it's spread all the way to charleston mountains and the midlands of south carolina uh the state herpetologist what a a title to have the herpetologist you know it's way too close to herpes but he said friday there's no evidence to find the lizards have been breeding. Okay, whatever.

You know what they're doing. They're lizards. They're going to breed. They're primarily known for being kept as pets with about 80,000 imported to the U.S. from 2000 to 2010 alone. That's what happens is dumbasses buy these things because they think it's cool. Then they get massive and they're like, what do I do, Bob't know just let it go just gnaw my finger off yeah get rid of it it's not for you you hear the same thing in florida with the snakes oh yeah no that's it

how do you think those uh pythons got uh so big down there because of idiots that you know raised them till they got too big yeah all right well look, I know that – let's move on to this. This is very important. I know sometimes when some of you go to the airport, this is a really tough time for you, right? I mean, you get triggered a lot at the airport. Is that right? You get triggered a lot at the airport?

You have a lot of – you feel emotional when you go to the airport, Rich? I love the airport. No, no, you do. You do feel emotional. How about you, buddy? Yeah, no, you do. I guess you risk it. No, I, you do. You do feel emotional. Yeah, no, you do. I guess you risk it. No, I see.

I'm sentimental about stuff. Yeah, no, it is. Hold on, Rich, his hand on the window watching a plane fly away. Oh, man. This is really tough. Get a backup and load the luggage. While the issue of emotional support animals

has been a controversial one in recent years, most major U.S. airlines banned non-service animals in 2021, but Portland International Airport, because it's Portland, they've decided to go another direction to provide levity and comfort to the three-quarter of a million passengers that will pass through it they've been bringing in two 400 pound llamas into the concourse dubbing it the llama parade that's right these are therapy llamas by the way from portland mountain peaks therapy llamas and alpaca farm and they come through and and everybody can touch them and feel them and see them. Nothing about llamas eases my anxiety.

Right. I'm more nervous now that the llamas are here. What are you talking about, man? These are therapy animals. They're there to make you feel good. I guess. I mean, nothing like a llama shit in front of you in the airport. Right.

That's what I was thinking right there. This is not. Why? I feel like you'll remember those three supers sweeping it up. Why do we need llamas at the airport? We don't. We don't. We don't.

No. That's why you have the open bars there so early. Right. You need need llamas at the airport we don't we don't we don't yeah no that's why you have the open bars there so early you need a llama because you're in the airport you need to go home and just shut the door and stay there okay just uber everything in you don't need to leave yeah if that's one of the girls requirements in her dating profile yeah too high maintenance you know if you have an emotional support animal i'm i'm already i'm gonna be honest with you that could be a red flag support animal but if it's a llama no we're okay yeah we're done what's your emotional support animal are you down with fainting goats no you know god that is a good that makes me feel good you just scream

yeah you're kind of a sadist but yeah there's There's a lot of people who can relate to the fiending goat. I know that. Llama, I'm out. But dog, all right, sweet. Okay, well, everybody's dog is an emotional support animal, bro. We all love our damn dogs and get emotional support from it. If it's like a guinea pig or my hamster or something like that, I can't. I saw a lady in a Whataburger with an emotional support cat.

Yeah. And that cat needed an emotional support. Well, hell yeah. It was freaking out. It was freaking out. I was like, what are you doing? That cat doesn't want to be an emotional support animal. It's the guardian of the underworld.

Exactly. First of all, you've taken its dignity away. Second of all, they're terrible animals anyway. I need like an emotional support kangaroo. That way then I can just, you know, have it go take care of my life for me. That's what I'm saying. That's right. Man, those male ones are, I mean, they both, they got the big muscles.

They look like Mike Tyson. Imagine pissing somebody off and having them just be like, all right, Roo, go. What is it? Is it Jake Paul that's fighting Mike Tyson? Yeah. I'd like to see Jake Paul box one of those kangaroos. Yeah, there you go. That would be a $2 million.

That would be a good one. All well how about this and um now listen guys listen this story that i'm about to do i i don't want a bunch of hijinks and laughing and going on okay all right minnesota opened its beaver trapping season saturday five months after what is going on here i didn't know what was coming i wasn't expecting that minnesota opened its beaver trapping season saturday five months after state lawmakers made it illegal under certain circumstances for people to eat beavers oh man um this is it says even now as trappers set out to bag animals it's unclear Oh, man. It says, even now as trappers set out to bag animals, it's unclear why a beaver provision got added to the Minnesota statutes.

It says, human consumption of beaver is prohibited. Major Scott Staples of the Enforcement Division said he wasn't involved with this. He explained that the ban applies to removing nuisance beavers from the land. Well, nobody likes a nuisance beaver. It's the one that won't go away. You tried to get rid of it and this beaver will not leave.

Please go away, beaver. Said it's specific to land owner nuisance complaints. If you catch a wild beaver with a license, there's nothing that prohibits you from eating those. Wait, the beaver has a license? No, no. You have to have a license to eat some wild beaver is what it's saying, okay? A trapper himself, Staple said he doesn't know how many trappers who eat beaver meat, but he does know a few.

The herbivores are abundant in Minnesota, sought for their fur and oil-producing glands. I can tell you that even though I personally don't go out and trap beavers to eat them, I've eaten them, and it's pretty good. That's Senator Steve Green. Shout out to that guy. He said, I do know a lot of people who consume beaver, and I think it's a little problematic that we're making it a crime.

Green asked the senator why the prohibition was deemed necessary. He said, there hasn't been enough research about eating beavers to tell if it's safe. Oh, I'd argue that. I would argue that research goes back a long time. I'd head back maybe to Grog in the days of dragging them to the cave. It probably goes there. Anyway, Amy Barrett of the Minnesota Health Department said key officials of the agency told her lawmakers didn't contact her about the beaver eating ban.

Beavers carry bacterium that can cause tularemia in humans barrett said colleagues in the agency's foodborne illness and zoonotic disease units said the real risk of contracting disease would be from handling the beaver carcass oh well you don't want to handle a beaver carcass. That is illegal. I promise you that is absolutely wrong. Have you ever eaten beaver, Matt? As a matter of fact, I have. Have you? Did you start at the tail? Only on the good ones. Yeah. What kind of non-domesticated animal have you tried before Bundy? Oh, man, a lot up there in Montana. A lot of bison meat. A bison?

That's pretty good clean meat, isn't it? Yeah, yeah. Is it gamey, the elk? No. No, bison's pretty good. Yeah, both of them. You hear that a lot, that they're real gamey. But, no, I mean, you're never just eating it plain.

Yeah. So, you know, it's always with some burger. Is it like, you know, chicken fried elk? No, we'll do elk steaks. Elk steak. Yeah, you know, it's always was it like, you know, chicken fried elk or no do elk steaks Steak. Yeah. Yeah or the boss of meat mostly buy some burgers. Yeah, I buy some chili or something like that But what's what's the most non domesticated animal you you Friday rabbit deer, you know, I've never done anything like okay It's the alligator. Yeah, I've had a little alligator. Yeah. Yeah, it's kind of like like crazy. Alligator. Yeah, I've had a little alligator tail. It's kind of like chicken with a kick, I guess. Kind of. Sort of. What about you, Matt? I had a dog in Korea. You ate a dog in Korea? What kind of dog was it? No idea. It was dead. Well, I assume so. It

was like stringy roast beef. Actually, they have farms over there. Dog farms. Well, right. Just for, yeah. Yeah, I think they're trying to. They've been trying to shut that down for a while. They have the dog meat festival in Korea. So you didn't like it, is what you're saying? No, it wasn't bad. It was like stringy roast beef. Yeah, that's not good to me. I'm just kind of.

Now, I guess if it was fall off the bone barbecue shepherd. I can do that. I'd like the golden retriever medium well, yeah yeah that's the delicacy over there though if you had a miniature chihuahua you could just put it in a bun that's what they call a hot dog yeah we're going to hell you're so stressed wanting to make you happy with my mouth All right, let's see. Speaking of things you put in your mouth sometimes.

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No. No. No. No. What is up with all these crazy Thanksgiving things? Is it just trying to stay relevant at this point? I think so. Because, I mean, after Halloween, people were already putting up Christmas decorations.

Well, yeah. I mean, look, they've got to break through the clutter somehow, they think. And the way to do that is to make something ridiculous that gets them impressed, right? So, look, let's be honest. On Thanksgiving, most of the time, there's five or six things you really like and you're really looking for to get on your plate. Matt, what are you trying to get on your plate on Thanksgiving before everybody gets the rest of it?

Actually, I like the green bean casserole. Green bean casserole. Yeah, you too? Green bean casserole and deviled eggs. Those two right there. Deviled eggs and green bean casserole. I will never spend a Thanksgiving with you. No, you are dusting people all over the place, man.

You're disgusting. Now, what about you, Bundy? Man, I like the dressing. You like dressing? Yeah, that's my favorite. Not stuffing, dressing. Not stuffing, dressing. Okay, so dressing is made outside of the turkey.

Stuffing is made inside of it, right? Right, right. You ever cook your turkey and then realize you left the old bag inside of it? I've done that before i'll tell you what last thanksgiving we did the uh popeyes makes a deep fried man i keep hearing that we did it last year it was good it was great it was great we're probably gonna do it again this year i do love uh deep fried turkeys i mean they're very very juicy very flavorful if you know what you're doing uh or you could be like my dad nearly set the house on fire when he did

my mother-in-law won't let me do it that's why we're getting the one from papa's is that right she won't let you do it why it's too dangerous yeah yeah it just makes her nervous i wanted to do it last year yeah no he's like no we're getting the one from my mom was very excited till my dad set it all on fire yeah we're out there you know with a hose trying to and it's grease yeah like no that's not gonna work it's grease don't oh yeah no it was a nightmare so we didn't do that again i'll be honest with you you'll never forget that one right no no i i won't because i had to eat ham okay not that that's the worst thing uh it could have been what's your lead i like to eat beaver on thanksgiving or

or other holidays uh what what's the one item you can't stand man when you see it at thanksgiving like get that away from my plate honestly probably deviled eggs deviled eggs i like eggs in general otherwise but the deviled eggs i just i've never gotten yeah it's trash uh what about yourself uh the cranberry stuff which one the whatever the the one stuff that comes in a can it tastes, I love it. Oh, y'all are trash, man. You guys just don't get it, do you? I'm not a cranberry guy. I don't want the berries. I want the

gelatinous stuff that comes in the can with the limes in it. Yeah, you slice that real thin, put that with your turkey and potatoes. Man, that's good stuff right there, son. Good. Everybody else likes it. I just can't get behind it. Alright. You just can't get behind the cranberry. Can't stuff right there, son. Good. Everybody else likes it. I just can't get behind it. All right. You just can't get behind the cranberry.

Can't get behind it, no. Okay. All right. Do you like onions loaded and everything in your Thanksgiving food? Yeah. All the onions. Yeah. Some people cook with a lot of onions.

Some don't. I used to hate it when I was a kid. Go spend the night with somebody, and their mom would make spaghetti. I'd be all excited. And then I'd realize they put onions and peppers and stuff all in it. And I'm like, what is this crap? Spaghetti? What is this trash? Then out of here. But then again, my mom only knew how to make noodles and sauce and barely did that well, you know? Right. What was, as a kid growing up, Matt, what was the favorite thing that your folks made around your house that you loved as far as food? Oh, man. Man, my dad could cook.

Whatever it was, my dad cooked was great. There was, like, not one particular thing that was, like, a favorite. My dad did all the cooking, and it was awesome. Yeah. Everything. Did he do a lot of grilling? Was he just a chef-type cook? Yeah, he would just experiment with food. He made this really neat cheesy garlic bread. Everything. Did he do a lot of grilling? Was he just a chef type cook? Yeah, he would just experiment with food.

He made this really neat cheesy garlic bread. Okay. Yeah, with a little layer of a miracle whip on top, diced onions, some parmesan cheese, and bake it like you normally would. He made that with spaghetti. That sounds like something people would like. I wouldn't, but it does sound like something people would like. So I prepared it as well, and I had some people like, oh, this is great.

Other people are like, oh, this is horrible. Yeah. So when I was in the Army, you know, I'd cook spaghetti up. We'd have the guys over, and I'd make that bread, and half the guys would be like, oh, this is great, sir. And the guys got cold. Right. Throwing it away.

All right, how about you, man? What did your folks make when you were a kid that you still like? Man, that was great. That was awesome. I loved it. Hamburger casserole. Yeah, hamburger casserole. That's what my mom called it. Okay, that was great. That was awesome. I loved it. Hamburger casserole. Yeah, hamburger casserole.

That's what my mom called it. Okay, what was in it? Hamburger meat, cream of mushroom gravy, or soup, and, you know, tater tots. Oh, okay. Just, you know,

put it all together. Okay, kind of a tater tot casserole. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that sounds, yeah, okay, I could see that. It was good, especially on a winter day. No, I don't,

that's what they say, stick to your ribs, that food, right? Yeah. How about you, you man uh man we uh i was a hunter and fisherman avidly growing up i'm not so much anymore but we were always uh cooking up some deer meat or frying some fish okay okay so that was your thing okay okay yeah i um i had to you know i realized later in life we were poor and uh we ate a lot of poor people's stuff. You know, I've talked about milk toast before. That was a breakfast.

Yeah, that was a breakfast many times for me. But my mom used to make something, and I don't even know if it's a real name, kind of like you were saying. It was called New England Boiled Dinner. And as the name implies, it was boiled, but it was like cabbage and ham and all these things in a pot. And it, man, rutabaga, that was one of the things they'd put in. Rutabaga, that's the only time I've ever had it in my life. But it was good.

It was good, but... Sounds like a good dump meal. Yeah, it was a poor people meal. That's all it is. Alright, hey man, Matt, what's going on in Bigfoot world? Let's talk about that for a minute. I've been waiting for you to hold on before we do that, because I do want to get into that. Let's do this. If you're looking for a vehicle, how about a late model, low mileage

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Not so much the latest news. There's some events coming up next year that we're planning. We just finished up the arkansas paranormal expo last weekend yeah and that was an absolute blast met a lot of people up there yeah you did yeah that was right here in little rock oh it was where at the military museum on macarthur okay yeah i had a good time uh met a lot of fans uh of the show oh that's cool yeah actually my fans of this show as well which oh that's that excellent. Excellent. You know, brag about us here. But yeah, going on.

How many people were at this? What did you call it? A conference? It was an expo. It was a two-day expo. Yeah, we were there for one day. Okay. Okay. How many people came through the expo?

I'm just curious. I mean, hundreds, thousands, millions? What do you think? I'm probably going to go with just hundreds. Hundreds. No, that's great, though. If you have hundreds come through, that's big time. That's a good turnout.

Yeah, we had a great turnout. Even the lady set it up. said there wasn't you know they've never had that many people show up before yeah so oh wow yeah and our booth was in the corner and i got stuck in the corner just yeah i couldn't get away and yeah i couldn't go meet any of the speakers i got a chance to meet with one speaker so what happens when you're there people just come up and start talking to you about things yeah they come on up you tell them you know about the show what we do then last few questions about investigations you've been on uh yeah whether it be the paranormal Bigfoot whatever it is and they'll ask you you know crazy stories and then of course hand out cards and promote your show uh they'll have

speakers that show up and they'll talk about you know their years of experience and their encounters and their research yeah the people have books i don't have a book yeah you don't have a book i don't have a book yeah i just have a podcast are you working on a book no actually i'm not going to oh yeah not yet not yet you know maybe down the road huh yeah yeah my buddy todd nice is working a book right now and it's a lot about infrasound so look uh do you take people out uh you know sometimes uh matt you know if you let's let's say I went to Africa on a trip, a safari, right? Right. I would have a safari guide who might take me on a hunt.

Do you ever contract out to take people on the Bigfoot hunt? My Patreon members will get a first shot at going on some of our expeditions. Yeah. My friends will obviously get a chance to go. I've been working with the Arkansas Bigfoot Cartel. We're planning. The Arkansas Bigfoot Cartel. What is planning. The Arkansas Bigfoot Cartel. What is this?

What is this place? So this is a group of guys, local guys here in Arkansas, and they had encounters, obviously. So they got together and they started off as hunting. Okay. And they would take kids out, you know, the chance to go deer hunting, but it just might be right up your alley. Yeah.

And they would take them out, teach them. Well, they started having Sasquatch encountersatch encounters yeah and they had a youtube channel set up for the hunt you know teaching kids how to hunt yeah this and then they turned it into they still do the kids but now they're mainly focused on doing resource areas oh little bigfoot hunters yeah yeah so they'll grow up at in Bigfoot lore and hunting skills. Yeah, but they do. Yeah, they'll take people out where we got an expedition going on December 7th. I'm not going to be part of that one.

And then I'm going in two weeks back up to Jasper, the area that we've had some major encounters at. So when I come back in a little bit, I'll have something. You'll either find a Sasquatch or a Klansman. I'm pulling for Sasquatch. Now, if you could go anywhere to look for a Bigfoot in the world, where is that one place you'd like to go if you had the budget right now? Ironically, Portlock, Alaska.

Where? Portlock, Alaska. Alaska? Yep. They hang out with the polar bears? No. I didn't think they were friends. No, no. The polar bears are going to be further north. Oh, okay. Where? Portlock, Alaska. Alaska? Yep. They hang out with the polar bears? No. I didn't think they were friends. No, no.

The polar bears are going to be further north. Oh, okay. Not bad. Portlock, the history behind Portlock is really fascinating. This town was actually abandoned by the natives, the locals, due to Sasquatch violent encounters. Really? Yeah. So the last person to leave, leave i think was in the 60s

was the postmaster okay because they can't just leave yeah they shut the whole town down yeah it's where discovery channel did a a show a series on it and to be honest with you it was really really cheesy it started off really well and then it went really down south what what what uh what did they uh allege it may be that caused the problems on the Discovery Channel? They didn't. My favorite part was when they had a guy come out with a fogger full of holy water and fogged the whole area. Really? Yeah.

A fogger? A fogger. Yeah. It was. That's the modern day holy water. Yeah. It was kind of comical. Yeah.

To where I got into it at first, and then as the show kept going, I was like, no, this is not the history of Port Life. This is not what it's supposed to be. But they did a lot of it. And when you go on shows and documentaries, a lot of it is produced. It really is. Sure, of course it is. I mean, look, you're trying to create something people want to see. So you have to create something people want to see.

Exactly. So, you know, like some of the ones I've been on, it's like a goodbye scene took It took eight takes to film goodbye. Saying goodbye. Thanks for coming out and having a good time. Really? Eight takes. Eight takes.

That's a lot to say bye. Yeah. So when we go on location and the film crew's there, it has to be, you know, they want to have the right lighting, the right setup. Right. So sometimes the shows are heavily produced and some are not. Yeah. So sometimes the shows are heavily produced and some are not. So like for when I go, you know, like on the last one I went with, which was a great show, but I got kind of tired of trying to get the same shot over and over again.

So I wandered off. Yeah. Which you're not supposed to do. No, it's probably a bad idea in the woods where Bigfoot roams, you know, I don't know. Maybe it's a good idea. But yeah, but I'd wandered off. I probably got about maybe 50 yards from the group to where i could still hear them filming and if i yelled they could hear me

yeah and yeah i had something throwing rocks at me something throwing rocks at you you think maybe it was them pissed off you walked away no it was coming from the other direction where the film crew was oh it was coming from the wood side yeah and i don't have good hearing so i broke out my voice recorder on my phone to record yeah because i was trying to hear and i could hear them talking yeah so we ran through some filters and uh chris told me he goes yeah you can actually hear something you know by people walking through the woods oh wow yeah i couldn't hear it at all huh interesting yeah but all that's going to be on that show coming up okay next year everything but now yeah so i got a big expedition actually to uh the pacific northwest that we're planning

so month of july of next year i'm going to be out of pocket i'll be staging in oregon then from there we're going to jump up north but poor like alaska to me is yeah oregon alaska the two hot spots and even ohio actually yeah really huge but then arkansas has so much down here when it comes to sasquatch i mean you could you could go to the big you know the bfr website and pull up sightings right here in little rock yeah in little rock even little rock yeah one thing about we had a black bear a couple months ago so why wouldn't we have a sasquatch yeah just saying where are the sightings like down on 12th street or down 65th. I think I saw one at the Whitewater Tavern last week. Yeah, I know.

I definitely saw one at Waffle House. I know that. I've got an account of a guy that saw one near a homeless camp. Yeah, that makes sense. Oh, no, I know that guy. He's not a Sasquatch. Yeah, I was going to say, it could have just been another homeless guy, honestly. I tip them every week.

Morning people, Eddie said. What's up,die fletcher eddie and the defiance baby that's a great band locally if you haven't seen them you should uh matter of fact we need to have them in here uh yeah i know the drummer yeah darren said yo fellas what's up cheers hey darren how are you buddy uh of course carrie said dog titty because he's got two dog today yeah curtis said good morning good morning curtis uh what is the bigfoot show called brandon said oh uh oh the show that i'm gonna be the show that i'm gonna be on that we filmed which is called uh searching for sasquatch and then of course my show is called the drunken

cryptids yeah searching for sasquatch yeah and that'll air sometime next year so i'm in the editing process right now and then we're filming again uh for another show uh in july okay so uh where's that searching for sasquatch where's that gonna air it's on tubi okay oh yeah i like tubi that's owned by fox uh doug said good morning doug cantrell he is an arborist so he probably uh he's probably seen things out there uh matt well a lot of people have and i'm just saying he's out there a lot he's an arborist you know what i mean he's probably seen things out there, Matt. Well, a lot of people have. I'm just saying he's out there a lot. He's an arborist. You know what I mean?

He's that guy. He's out there. He used to run a tree trimming company. So he's probably seen something, don't you think? Well, exactly. Because up in the Pacific Northwest, the loggers, you hear them a lot. Yeah. And they just won't come out and talk about it.

It's one of those kind of pride things, you know. Really? if you see something it's like did you really see it like for my in other words you don't want your friends to make fun of you pretty much yes for my encounter it was it was so quick to where i debated whether i saw something or not right there was something there and then each second plate was gone yeah Yeah, I felt that way once at the Electric Cowboy. You know, I've never been there. Well, good for you. I lived here for 20 years and never been there. If you're looking for Sasquatch, that's where he's at.

Yeah, definitely. On Friday night, he's going to be there. I promise you. About 2 in the morning, you will find a Yeti there. I guarantee you. I don't know if they still have the electric bull there or not. No, I don't think they do. I think they got rid of that thing, but I don't know.

They did have it for a long time. You go in there and get thrown off of that thing because you thought you were, you know, what was his name? Luke Perry from eight seconds or whatever. Lane Frost. Huh? He was playing. Okay.

Lane Frost. There you go. There you go. Hey, a big Friday show coming up. If you don't know, we're gonna have john reap oh nice studio oh yeah that guy is that a himmy guy that's right you've seen him in uh probably harold and kumar you probably seen him on eastbound and down certainly i forgot he was in harold kumar yeah man yeah he's also uh been in well he's done a lot of voice work

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The Dutch army veteran wanted to draw attention to men's mental health, decided to do so by walking barefoot from LA to New York city. He logged his journey 3,100-mile walk just before the New York City Marathon on Sunday after starting his quest February 17th. He had to remain barefoot the entire time, not even allowed to wrap Band-Aids around his toes. He raised $92,000.

I'm not walking 3,100 miles for $92,000. I can promise you that ain't enough. That is not enough. How much would it take you to walk 3,100 miles for 92 grand. I can promise you that ain't enough. That is not enough. How much would it take you to walk 3,100 miles, Matt? A lot more than 92 grand. I'll tell you that. Oh, yeah. Yeah, way more.

I don't know. If you offered it to me today, I might take off. Okay. Everybody says, hey, I'm looking. I'm down. Christmas is coming. 92 grand right now would be gone in a week, though. Yeah.

Yeah, you're probably right. Okay. I know. It'll be gone in a week, though. Yeah, you're probably right. Okay, a man known only as Carson has a great way he's discovered to save $1,000 a year, shoplifting. That's right. He's had a habit that started in his teens. He carried it over into his 30s and was made impressively easier through self-checkout silliness, he says. He's not alone. Middle-class opportunists, it it says with decent jobs are among the biggest culprits a loss prevention specialist josh jacobson calls these people an organized mob

except they don't know each other they just go to the self-checkout scan a few items fake scan a few more just to see what they can get away with and they often do. Is that what everybody's doing now? They're just trying to scam a few items at the checkout? I'm going to be real quiet over here. I don't want to. Oh, boy. I mean, I got some free SpaghettiOs yesterday, bitch. That's where people just say, you know,

that's our pay for having to ring up our own grocery store. No, right. No, it makes perfect sense. I appreciate that. No, right. No, it makes perfect sense. I appreciate that. Yeah, no. It's like breaking into the machine to get the money out of the car wash because you have to wash your own car. Tom Reekin and his wife Mackenzie found their dream home in Whidbey Island, Washington.

What they didn't know was that thousands of bats were quite fond of the house, too. They'd been saving their pennies living in a trailer until they found the four-bedroom fixer-upper that seemed to be an answer to prayers. But soon after they realized the rodents, referred to in the inspection report, really ended up being thousands of bats, literally, getting rid of them even harder

due to the fact that they're, guess what? A protected species in washington that means they have to be humanely excluded before entry points into the home were patched up estimated the bats had been taking over the home for decades calcified bat droppings and skeletons were stuck to walls floors as the massive did they even walk through this house before they bought it? I mean, how do you not know there are thousands of bats in there? I mean, you can't see it, smell it, something. They need a good realtor.

They definitely needed a better realtor, didn't they, bro? You're right about that. That's for damn sure. This holiday season, better technology and lower prices look to mean bigger TVs for everybody. Wasn't long ago a 65-inch TV was pretty impressive. Now retailers are preparing for a massive growth spurt for Christmas and Hanukkah. Between January and September of this year, 38.1 million televisions with screens measuring at least 97 inches have been sold.

That's 10 times the number sold during the same time last year best buys that there are currently 19 tvs of that size available between two and five thousand now the retailers like them have them on display so 97 plus inch tvs man well haven't you ever heard of the samsung wall where it's just like an actual wall that they make into a tv put in your house can't you get a projector for a lot less yeah i mean they make great high def projectors it seems like that would be a much better investment than dropping two to five grand but i'll be honest with you i've got a 72 inch i think tv that i bought um i don't know 15 years ago that's a uh sharp aquos and i paid way too much i mean way too much we it was black friday we gone out we found one that was uh much much less and uh right before uh we were headed home she she goes, hey, let's stop here real quick.

Okay. Walk in and there is this TV that I ended up buying. They're playing Avatar, which, you know, the colors on that are. All right. Yeah. And so we just sat down and started looking at it going, yeah, that is amazing because it's OLED. And so it's just ridiculously vivid, you know. But it was three times the price of the other one.

And she's like, I want this one. And I'm like, no, I know you do. It's like three times the price. But I want this one. Took her about a week. Yeah. She got that one. I'm going to be honest with you.

That was a big TV 15 years ago. Man, it's still a big TV. Try to carry that heavy bastard. I mean, now they make them their lightest paper. But this's still heavy uh yeah i remember i shouldn't i'm not telling that story never mind um i get myself in trouble empty cans of air from italy's lake como are now being sold to tourists for 11 each wow a can of air from lake como. And if you buy that, you're a dumbass. Wearing space balls all over. Yeah.

Space balls. Canned air. Yeah. The cans decorated with an image of the lake are available at local shops and restaurants. We wanted to create a reminder people could take home in their suitcase. That's David Abagnale. He's a consultant for the marketing company. Not shocking, he has the same last name as Frank Abagnale.

That's the guy from Catch Me If You Can, the scam artist. Yeah. The souvenirs are targeted to American tourists who are visiting more frequently since George Clooney bought a villa on the lake and made the area more popular. A record 5.5 million visitors came last year. Not everyone's impressed. impressed locals call it a gimmick alessandro rapanese the local mayor admitted the cans would not be the top of his to buy list but he said if someone wants to take away a bit of our air i guess so yeah he also says you're a dumbass you can't have air for picture. Yeah, no, at least it's got a picture.

Right. Who would have thought that I could do the same thing with a plastic bag in my phone? Yeah, you could just print your own label. Right. Yeah, put it on a Coke can. Nobody would know the difference. They get that Ziploc storage bag.

You can get a can from anywhere, a can of air from anywhere. You can get one from the landfill. Oh, look, Elaine County Landfill. Can of air right here. I'll tell you what, you make that, you could probably sell an S-ton of them. Really? Yeah, I'm telling you. That's another million-dollar idea. A woman dining at the Chippenique Hotel in Nuevo Leon, Mexico,

had a surprising encounter when a black bear wandered onto the restaurant patio, started eating her food, and swatted her in the face. Footage shows the bear leaning over the table. The woman sits frozen while staff try to shoo it away with pipes. She remained calm and uninjured as the bear eventually backed off. The incident occurred after another black bear was seen in the area breaking into a home. They're endangered in Mexico. Yeah, thanks, cartel.

to a home. They're endangered in Mexico. Yeah, thanks, cartel. Frequently leaving their natural habitats due to food shortages and urban development. Yeah, and a lot of them are recruited into the cartel now, so don't think they're not working. I mean, a lot of them have jobs that are just illegal. A Texas fugitive gone viral after performing a front flip over a fence while trying to escape police during a high-speed chase on Friday night. Taron Hadnot, what a great name for someone who got busted. He had not a chance. Was on the run in a stolen SUV leading Dallas PD on a pursuit that went over 100 miles an

hour before they stopped in Fort Worth. And 100 is not even really speeding that much in Fort Worth. Nobody even really knew. But anyhow, they stopped at Fort Worth. The chase ended shortly after Hadnot's acrobatic fence flip. Officers caught up and detained him, charging him with evading arrest and other things. Convicted bank robber James Johnson arrested Friday

for robbing a Regents Bank in Crestview, Florida while on parole. Good call. Maybe he wanted to go back. Maybe he was institutionalized, right? Let's see. He was arrested on Friday for robbing a Regents Bank in Crestview while on parole. Said Johnson wore a fluorescent vest, a face mask, and a straw hat. Claimed he had a weapon before fleeing.

He has a history of bank robberies going back to 95 and has served 327 months. That's 27 years doing the math in prison. As a note, Johnson took the name Thunder Eagle Ghost Dancer after his 95 conviction. I'm not sure why. Maybe he's an Indian. But he was arrested at his home in

pensacola and so thunder eagle ghost dancer is now awaiting extradition to okaloosa county thunder eagle ghost dancer that's a spectacular name right there apparently moves swiftly it's definitely not no definitely not all right a couple more here uh this is a crazy video from over at tmz you know elon musk humanoid robots may have a run for their money a robot dog walker has taken a robot dog for a stroll in a new video that's right it's a robot walking a robot dog the jetsons have arrived right the human real uh the human looking android stomps around a dog park in china while guiding metallic dog on a leash unsurprisingly onlooker stare as the metal man aimlessly guides the robot pup over the grass not that it

needs grass to do any business unless it's got an oil leak that's what i was just about to say where where's the person that's like hey excuse, your dog got some oil on my shoe. Yeah, right. Can you clean up after it, please? Is there like an attachment you can get for them? What now? Yeah. An attachment.

Yeah. It'll actually. No, that'd be great, wouldn't it? Check out the new features. Okay. The cautionary tale of 42-year-old Tom Bowery may make you think twice about your sugary drink habit. This guy was dubbed Dr. Pepperman by his friends. That's never good, Dr. Pepperman.

That's not a good sign. Why? Well, he spent about $40,000 on the drink in the last decade. He guzzles about five liters a day of Dr. Pepper. Five liters a day. Now, he's a warehouse manager he estimated his habit sets himself back about 350 a month now despite that worry of the economic impact he failed to give up but his waistline trouble sleeping terrible dental health eventually

proved to be motivation he said for a while my teeth weren't too bad then i went to my dentist said the level of acid erosion was similar to what he'd expect in a 70 year old he's 27 he said i basically got the teeth of a retired person i also feel really bloated all the time well no shit five liters a day man dr pepper's of those. Man, if you just drink a cup of Dr. Pepper, you will burp like you've never burped in your life. Can you imagine five liters of that? Yeah, that's a crazy habit. That is.

Why don't you eat a Minto with it, bitch? Damn. Determined to make a change, he searched for help online. Got a Dr. Pepper rehab, did you, Chief? All right. I'm a Dr. Pepper-holic. Hey there, man. Mr. Bowery said that just one two-hour zoom session was enough to get him to completely quit well i didn't take a lot

now he sips pints of water and weak squash whatever that is when he's thirsty weak squash what is anybody know what week is that some kind of british thing we've got to be weak squash sounds horrible it sounds like something you'd say you mean you got weak squash What is it? Anybody know what week is? That's the kind of British thing. We got to be weak. Squash. Sounds horrible. It sounds like something you'd say, you mean you got weak squash. What's wrong with you? I don't know what that is, but it's obviously a good time to end this.

Falling asleep in your morning shower. We'll wake you up. All right. Let's talk about this because everybody loves talking about this subject. Well, first of all, you have an ex, right? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Rich, you probably do.

I probably do. Yeah. I'm guessing you do. Yeah. Now, you're the lucky one. You don't. Yeah. I haven't had an ex for a long

time yeah yeah i i i have uh an ex um elon musk and grimes their exes right they have kids also elon musk and grimes hope to live with all his children and baby mamas together. Oh, yeah, no, it sounds great. Doesn't it? A source says that, um, the, uh, ex owner who's 53 and, uh,

Grimes is 36 recently went house hunting in Bel Air. They're searching for a home. They can share with their three kids as well as Musk, other children and their mothers. Now, Musk and Grimes have a four year old son. Uh, I don't even know how you say it.

Oh, come on. Come on. A 12 or some stuff. Got a three and a half year old daughter, musk and grimes have a four-year-old son uh i don't even know how you say oh come on come on a12 or some stuff got a three and a half year old daughter exa dark sidereal and a son techno mechanicus i can't believe that's real yeah no that's techno mechanicus exa dark sidereal and uh xaea12 uh thank god those kids are never going to go to public school. Never. Great jokes.

But Grimes was also looking at a home in Upper Bel Air. Now, she says they're not romantically involved. But aside from his children with Grimes, Musk is a dad to nine other kids with two other women. He and his first ex, Justine, welcomed six kids. Their first son, Nevada Alexander, he died 10 weeks in 2002. But they also share twins, Vivian, Jenna, and Griffin. They were born in 2004. And triplets, Kai, Saxon, and Damien, who were born in 2006. Musk also has three children with Neuralink executive Siobhan Zillas.

They quietly welcomed twins in 2021 and confirmed the birth of their third child in June. This guy is making babies everywhere. But, you know, only a billionaire, only a billionaire could pull off going, I know I'm not with any of you anymore, but why don't we all live together okay I like how the first six kids just had like regular ass yeah like Jen and Bob yeah but then you get to techno sounds like a transformer he does sound like a transformer. He does sound like a transformer. Technomechanicus Musk. That was the first robot that was made by a technomechanicus. Yeah, probably is the first of that.

All right, so let's talk about this then. Now, at some point, all of us have heard a woman complain that all guys do is think about what? Sex. Football. No. Bigfoot? Bigfoot, yeah. No, yeah no mid sex that was the correct answer i'm sorry maybe you're thinking about sex with bigfoot while watching football um you get those memes all the time from people you made with no nut november and beavers beans they're illegal to eat there sexologist because that's a job now i remember that guy needing a job how

about sexologist brandon how would that work out boy uh sexologist suzanne weiss says there's a commonly cited statistic that claims men think about sex every seven seconds i've heard that before uh why says it's not realistic said just simple math shows that would be 8,000 times a day. Uh, so then how often do guys think about, you know, doing a little mattress bounce? Well, why says the only certainty to this question is guys think about it more than women. Uh, in this question is guys think about it more than women. Uh, hello, Bueller. Yeah. For the most part, one study from 2021 found men think about it 18.6 times a day, whereas women 9.9. So about twice as much. Uh, they also point out lots of extenuating factors that determine how much a guy is thinking about getting it on younger mener men, listen to this.

This is interesting right here. This may be the most interesting part of it. Multiple studies show younger men are having less sex than older generations. So it stands to reason they're thinking about it less too. Younger men are having less sex than older generations now what is this a product of bundy i don't know maybe uh you know porn is huge and everywhere now like that's uh something you didn't have 20 years ago you think that could prevent them from dating uh yeah i think so i think why is that they find themselves content at home, you know, just watching.

Okay. You know. Just watching another episode of Forrest Hump. Yeah, yeah. Whatever it may be. Yeah. What do you think, man? No, actually, I agree with Bundy.

You think that could be it? Yeah, I think that's a big factor. Really? I think dating nowadays, too, is absolutely, yeah. Go ahead. You know, for the younger people, I mean, I cannot imagine trying to date. Why is that? What makes it different now to you? Is it the rules of engagement?

Yes. I would say everything's changed on the dating scene for men in the past, easily five, six years. Yeah. You know, to where. Me too kind of changed when we reawaken and have some new rules you got to be kind of careful if you walk up to somebody and go hey you know you're attractive or hey or you know right can you do that is that okay to do can you walk up to somebody

reaction to us can be totally different yeah no i i think it some of it depends on delivery too yeah that's that's what it is right there. It's all about delivery. I mean, if you walk up to a chick at work and smack her on the ass and go, hey, that thing looks good, girl. Right. That might be a problem. Yeah, that's a problem.

See, my pickup line is, believe me, Bigfoot. That's my pickup line. No, that probably is a little bit of a filter for you, isn't it? It's great. Yeah, no, no, it definitely filters them out. But do you get super excited when you meet a bigfoot enthusiast who's female yeah yeah no it's just you have common ground yeah that's what i mean i mean if you were to meet you know your peer a female counterpart and you know wherever you go you'd probably be super stoked about that yeah yeah yeah any bigfoot ladies out there

now uh uh would you be opposed to your lady uh not shaving no no you wouldn't be no no i prefer the shave oh what yeah that seems a little bit doesn't it right i'm just saying i mean it seems like you should embrace that. She's more like Bigfoot then. Just because I'm looking for a Bigfoot doesn't mean I'm trying to date Bigfoot. Oh, I see. That's a good question. You see it all day at work.

You don't want to come home. Exactly. I also saw that it says that a lot of younger people struggle with making friends now um i don't know if that's true or not true but i i do you know that this is the you know with the pandemic and everything that's happened i i think connection kind of became more technical and so you could be right that there are a lot of people now who operate safely behind a computer i agree versus in the world you know i work with a lot of like younger kids i say younger i mean mid-20s in montana and yeah some of them hadn't had like

even their first kiss to like well they're in montana unless it's a cow no these were seasonal workers they're from all around the country oh okay um but yeah it kind of is a different perspective just because yeah they hadn't you know had any romantic involvement until they were out of high school yeah and uh so yeah i think that's a an indicator just that you know it's different for the younger generation just the the dynamic of of romance in general yeah it used to be so is it a good thing that that they're waiting longer do we think is it good or is it bad i don't know if it's waiting longer. It seems to me like one thing that I've seen increasing is like the age gap between people that are in a relationship. Yeah. Like, you know, younger people getting together with much older people. You mean like

Bill Belichick and his 24 year old? Yeah. I mean, you know, it's been happening a long time, I think, but, um, but I think. But maybe you're right. I mean, Laura and I think we have a 12-year difference in our ages. So we're right on the cusp generationally there. Sometimes there's a little gap in certain things that I've seen and she hasn't and vice versa, I guess. Me and Jamie are four years apart and there's not much. Yeah, that's true.

I'm talking like a 30-year-old dating an 18-year-old. It's like, what do you have in common? What could you possibly talk about? They have nothing in common. That's a byproduct of the OnlyFans generation. They just know there's money. There's gold in them hills. This person can pay their electric bill every month, and I like that.

I can't. There's gold in them hills you know this person can pay their electric bill every month and i like that i can't there's gold in them hills yeah okay on that note too though you think about it you know with the age gap going on and what we're just talking about and bunny hit the nail on the head with these guys you know aren't having i think they're more socially awkward now yeah yeah behind the computer they can text they can yeah They can do whatever they want to do. But it's different in person. IRL. Right. IRL.

Hey, nice one there. Good one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It is different for a lot of people. And it's just like, and I don't know if you guys have noticed that change or not, but I can tell you 10 years ago that text was a novelty and everybody just called each other. Now if you call someone, it's intrusive.

They're like, why are you calling me? Why didn't you text me? It's like they're frightened of it. And it's like, it's just my voice and words. We're just going to have a conversation here. But some people hate being on the phone. Do you like talking on the phone, Matt? No.

No. I never tried talking on the phone before. You know, before was the big thing. Right, right, right. You didn't even like it then. Yeah, so with the podcast, I'm on the phone. So I have people on the phone. Well, right.

That's different. That's a job function at that point. But I'm talking about like girls or stuff. Or just your buddies. Do you stay on the phone a long time? No. yeah no no bundy no not at all but that is definitely something like i remember in high school being on the house phone for hours oh yeah oh yeah hours with friends or buddy just just shooting the shit absolutely man my and and when i was uh growing up which is a long-ass time ago.

Yeah, let's all slide off our dinosaurs for this. Yeah, that's right. We had what's called a landline, okay, for you young people. That's a cord that plugs into the wall, okay, and it's hooked to it. Then the phone has a cord on it, and you usually had to stay with it. But anyway, so, you know, you had one phone for the whole house well if i was talking to my uh friends or a girlfriend or whatever and my dad would pick up the phone to use it yeah and he would just go this is this was his universal sign of displeasure when i'm on the phone he'd go and then just hang up and i'd be like i gotta go yeah i gotta go that was my dad let me know

what's happening he's like what a dick why don't you say hey man can i use the phone yeah like it's the worst thing in the world that i'm on the phone but i was probably in fairness on the phone a lot right i remember when like caller id and call waiting first came out oh yeah no that was a big thing oh hell yeah that was a big thing you could see who was calling yeah oh yeah sit there and you know my mom oh rich your friend's calling come down here and answer the phone yeah what about when you had to pay for text message you had to pay like a nickel attack oh yeah yeah yeah i remember when you had to pay for long distance hold on yeah when you would call outside of a town and it costs more

to do it you had roaming roaming charges i once got my ass grounded for almost the whole summer because i lived in uh in bryant and i was uh interested in a girl in benton yeah and so i kept calling her oh yeah no i ran that long went up to about 50 bucks, and my dad lost his damn mind. 50? Yeah, 50 in the 80s. Oh, okay. 50 bucks is a lot of dough in the 80s, bro. My dad was hot. I remember doing that when I was a teenager and kid.

Yeah. Yeah, it was like an $800 phone bill. Yeah. That's more. Yeah, just a little bit. What were you calling, 900 numbers? Well, you know. No.

We did that. Of course, we minutes are free. I'm pretty sure, and I still feel somewhat guilty to this day. I probably broke a marriage. Me and my brother, we would walk to school, and we would go up to the, at that time, it was a Safeway store, Harvest Foods, but a Safeway store. And we'd go up there, and they had a pay phone. Okay, hold on. Young people, that's... You put money into actual coins and you could make a call until it ran out of time. You had to put more coins in it, kind of like prison. But anyway,

so we would, we figured out somehow that you could charge a collect call to your home phone. Right. And we figured out somehow that you could charge a collect call to your home phone. And so I would randomly find people's name in the phone book. And I randomly found this name and called and the wife answered. And the operator said, yeah, so-and-so would like to make a collect call and charge it to the home phone. Is that fine? Oh, sure. That's fine.

Me and my brother stayed on that 900 number i know for 40 minutes bro at like four dollars a minute man and you know damn well that when that bill came in and she saw and she's like you had the audacity to collect call that to the me to approve it, you son of a... Yeah, because, you know, she never is going to believe some kid did that shit, man. Exactly. No, man. We were terrible. Remember, you could record your name. That's what, yeah.

Oh, yeah. So when I did the scanning ring, I would have to do that, get ready to pick it up, and so it would be, who are you? Pick me up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The fake message. Yeah, they would collect, oh, yeah, no, we used to do that, too. That was a good little trick. Dude, what a lost art of collect call. Yeah, no, we used to do that, too. That was a good little trick.

Dude, what a lost art prank calling. Oh, no. It was around forever. No, it's real tough to do it now. I guess you have to use a number nobody recognizes if they'll answer. Well, back in the day, it was star 67. Yeah, no, no. You could call anonymously.

That's right. No, we used to do it. That was another thing when I was a kid. Me and my brother did a lot of stuff. And print calls was one of our favorite things to do. And I had gone to a place called Radio Shack. Not around anymore. See, kids, that used to be... That was the store of this old shit you don't need anymore.

But anyway, it had this gadget that would plug into a tape recorder. You know, you remember the old black tape recorder, right? It had a little microphone thing and then a suction cup that stuck to the phone. So it could record the call. You could hear both sides of it. So we would record all these prank calls. Man, I remember calling this old lady. Man, she sounded like she was near death then and

we burped and farted on the phone real loud and she was just like you're disgusting you make my stomach turn we listened that call a million times bro we thought that was the funniest thing in the world this lady was so upset so disturbed right by the fact that we called and shit on the phone well you had phone books too so it was just so easy you could just go through there and pick any name any name you'd look up people's stupid ass names in the phone book harry sacks or whatever are those anymore or phone books i think phone book and not since i beat somebody with one. Let's see. Darren. Yeah, we've got Darren. Oh, K-Bird said, what up, play us?

K-Bird in the house. What's up, K-Bird? When are you coming up here, man? We need to have you up here, funny man. Oh, Kevin's a pretty funny cat, man. I enjoy him. Yeah, thanks to the guys leaving us reviews too. Ron Atkins.

Oh, did he? My mornings are complete once again. Oh, that's awesome, man. That's great. Thank you. Yeah, if you could help us out on the Patrick and the People Facebook page, what I'm asking anyone who has time today, and look, I know all of you are busy. You're probably out doing your civic duty on Taco Tuesday.

You know what I'm talking about. You're probably out there doing that. Maybe you don't have time, but if you find a minute in your day that you could go to the Patrick and the People Facebook page and just give us a review you know help us out it helps get the word out and let people know about us it's really cool and uh very thankful uh if you guys uh can do that uh what are some other things that have dramatically changed since you were a kid i mean cell phones of course number one i remember i still have at my parents house the old cell phone that came in a bag and it looked like you're calling an airstrike yeah

yeah yeah you look like you're in call of duty yeah i'm gonna need a missile here yeah right yeah yeah your pagers were oh pagers i forgot about pager pagers those were real yeah yeah yeah that's everybody had a code yeah yeah you never, almost never up to good if you had a pager unless you were in IT. Yeah, right. Everybody with a pager was doing something they weren't supposed to. I remember when I wanted a pager, my parents were like, no, only drug dealers have pagers. That's exactly right. Yeah, that was mostly the case, I think.

The plug had two pagers, one for the plug. Back when weed was such a you know oh my god horrible thing worse worst thing ever man you get busted with some weed man you were you were in trouble man you're going to no no you were definitely in trouble i it was i think that's why uh it seems like all of a sudden uh younger people are starting to drift from weed they say there's a big drop in the young people i think because yeah it's not so rebellious to do no because like beer uh who cares right right you know what i mean i mean the beer nobody cared about beer when i was getting i think i drank beer once or twice uh just to see what it

tastes like but i i didn't care about that i remember weed yeah that you know because it was a little illicit you know you have to sneak around and get it. You've got to find the deal. You felt like you were up to something, and you were. It was fun. I remember when, like, Hydro Weed was the big thing. Oh, Hydroponic. Yeah, Hydroponic.

That was what you wanted. That's what you could get. You had Reggie. Yeah. Mid. Right. And then Drove. Yeah.

That's what you always wanted. Now there's a million different strains out, and it all makes you feel a different way. We didn't have Reggie. We had Mexican dirt weed. Yeah. We had decent weed, and occasionally you get something called skunk or Christmas tree. Yeah, yeah. And that was it.

That's all you had. That was it. And people would always tell us this epic, I got some one-hit weed. No, you don't. No, you don't. Stop saying that shit. Nowadays, they got that. Yeah, nowadays. No, nowadays you can hit it one time and go, oh, shh. Right. Put this down, man, a. No, you don't. Stop saying that shit. Nowadays, they got that.

No, nowadays, you can hit it one time and go, oh, shh. Right. Put this down, man. You're going to die after that one hit. Somebody commented, I think it was Crystal. We were talking yesterday about all the things that Walmart has now. For example, Starter, Reebok. Yeah. Snoop Dogg.

His line of clothing is at Walmart also. oh yeah you know that you can dress like the snoop right that's in double op you know double g y you see talking about things that are just different i think that's the like when i was a kid listening to snoop dog was like oh you know what i mean he's in walmart i feel like oh no i i remember we had nwa yeah we did remember oh of course yeah i remember i grew up in that era yeah um i remember going to walmart and uh buying the chronic uh in 1992 and i remember uh three minutes later taking it right back inside and giving it back because at that point in time walmart had a policy of no language in their music. So it was a completely edited.

And the first time I heard that I was like, Oh hell no. I don't want this trash. No, if I'm not hearing curse words, every few, I'm not even listening to this past, but I'll never forget, man. 92 when the chronic drop, it did change things, man. It was a I'll never forget, man, 92 when the Chronic dropped. It did change things, man. That was huge, man. Dr. Dre changed every sound in the world.

I mean, everything tried to sound like that for a minute. What the hell is that? Yeah, I'm just trying to figure that out. Hold on. Oh. Where is it? You hear it? Go shut that door over there, would you, Bundy? I don't know what that sound is or where it's coming from.

Hold on. Could be that. Let's see. No? No, it's definitely from something out there. No, I just messed up your thing there. I screwed it all up, man. Yeah, I don't know what.

Hey, you can unplug everything, bro. All right. Hey, that sound's gone, though. You did something right. Sounded like a witch. Hey, I appreciate that. Yeah, I was trying to. Hold on. There you go. You did something right. Sounded like a witch. Hey, I appreciate that. Yeah, I was trying to. Hold on.

Sounded like this. Jesus. That's that Aztec death whistle. I really wanted one of those going trick-or-treating on Halloween. Oh, that would have been great fun, just to freak the kids out. Oh, man, that would have been crazy, wouldn't it? Yeah, no, that's for real. Hey, by the way, I do want to mention to crazy, wouldn't it? Yeah, no, that's for real.

Hey, by the way, I do want to mention to you, if you need heat and air service or work done, and look, you're in the good days right now where it's kind of in between. It's not too cold, not too hot. This is Arkansas. It's going to change real fast. Don't get caught with your AC or heat not working. You want someone honest. And I'll tell you what, David Lindsay, he's the service manager at Cabot Mechanical. The reason I've used him for a number of years now, the first time I met him, I'd had two people come out. The

first one told me I need to replace my air unit. He came out and said, not at all. And it was about 200 bucks. And I was like, wow, man, I really appreciate that. You could put me over a barrel on that one. And since then, I've trusted Cabot Mechanical and David for that reason. Check them out if you're looking for heat and air. He'll come out and do a free estimate for you, take a look at it. They service them. Sometimes just servicing your HVAC can make it honestly a huge difference in its performance

and save it a long time and it's not expensive to do but go to cabotmechanical.com or give them a call at 502-2720 uh David's good people he's one of us you're gonna like him uh he's got a big old bushy beard he's good people yeah um all right so other things that changed um you know when i was a kid um you had regular and unleaded gasoline i forgot about that yeah yeah regular and unleaded which is kind of weird yeah you had two keys too one opened the door and one opened the trunk, now you don't have any keys sometimes. You know, although I did discover, you know, my wife has a very nice infinity vehicle, you know, and so we had it probably for a year before I realized it actually had a key.

It's got a key fob, and it's a push a push start you know and then something happened to the battery and i was like oh how are we going to get in it lo and behold you pull the alarm part off and there's a key hidden in there yeah and i was like i'll be damn i didn't even know that yeah you never know okay let's uh let's do something different shall we okay so we like our coffee dark and bitter doesn't mean we're not a ray of f***ing sunshine. Patrick and the People. Okay, we kind of touched on this a little bit earlier, but I thought this was interesting. And maybe this is part and parcel of why young people aren't getting it in as much.

It could also be because they've learned STDs are bad and there's a lot of them out there. A lot of them out there. I don't know how I made it this far clean and clear, but... Kerry just came in and showed us his breastises. Speaking of which... What? Oh, more than a third of Americans feel socially stuck in a rut. 37% according to new research. The survey had 2,000 adults who traveled with friends found 39% haven't made a new friend in over a year,

and a similar percentage haven't gone to a party in at least six months. For many, it's also been at least a year since they've gone to a concert with a friend or been on vacation with them the survey found while most would describe their existing friendships as fun and a quarter of them said their social lives feel repetitive thinking about the friends they do have the average person who said they have a best friend uh would night two of their lucky friends with the title. Let's see. But making time is difficult. The average respondent has only spent enough one-on-one time with their friends seven times in the last year.

When they do do something together, those surveyed admit they're bored of regular things like getting drinks, binge-watching shows or movies. So what are you doing if you're bored with that i mean what all right hunting big feet yeah that's what he's doing uh what what are you doing your free time that's not binge watching something or uh going on a trip what's uh i mean announcing commentary you know i mean you were talking about it being stuck in a rut and everything they're you know that's kind of my i mean you were talking about it being stuck in a rut and everything they're you know listing there about going to a concert or movies and all that

that all costs money i'm poor i'm broke yeah i think i think that is a big part of it right now nothing to do with me being stuck in a rut it's my wallet being stuck closed because there's no money in it look i know look it's it's so easy right now to label, uh, the youngest generation, you know, whatever their, their title is, um, as lazy or not able to, uh, launch or things like that, but it's really not fair. And I'll tell you the why of it is because I have a little historical perspective. Uh, when I was 16, literally 16 years years old i moved out of my house got kicked out actually for the dumbest reason in the world really you know uh but it doesn't even matter why but i did i got kicked out of 16 and i worked full-time i had to to live you know i worked at mcdonald's

so i would go to school full-time work at mcdonald's and try to do my homework and you know do that somehow I managed by my you know within a year to have my own apartment had a car little car it wasn't much to talk about and I was able mostly to feed myself without stealing food I would occasionally drive through the drive through and tell him they left an order off. I was hungry. You know what I mean? All right. But, but point being is I could work as a bagger at Kroger and have an apartment

and a little car and get by. Now it's not nearly like that. I mean, if you think you can make a $12 an hour, uh, 40 hours a week and survive on your own, that's tough, man. I mean, that's super tough. You can find a place to live, but it'll be a dump.

No, it's not going to be good. Maybe you could be in a situation where you have roommates, but that kind of sucks a lot of times. Because, A, they may be messy. B, they could be stinky. And C, most importantly, if you're a guy it cramps your sex life right yeah there's nothing fun about your buddies being in the other room listening watching football they will trust me you they'll do it uh so yeah it's a thousand times that they're thinking about it in a day you know it's so much harder i think now uh

to do that you know when i was a kid uh i had a paper route when i was uh 12 13 years old to make extra money i did yard sales uh did all kinds of stuff and then yeah i was yeah cut lawns um babysat i guess i was a babysitter a good one as a matter of fact, regularly used in the neighborhood. No ditty. No ditty. No ditty. No ditty. But we were always on the hustle, on the grind to make money as kids.

As kids, we were on the hustle and on the grind. That's what we did. Right. And I'm not knocking either of my kids or anyone's kids, but that incentive isn't quite... Now there's a lot of side hustle online, which has been great and great for a lot of people. It's made a lot of people money or rich. But as far as just regular side hustles like that. Yeah. You don't see them as much anymore. I mean, when's the last kid you knew that

came by to mow your lawn or is throwing a newspaper or doing something like that remember the good old you know lemonade kool-aid stands on the side of the road you know 50 cents for a cup but now but now they want to be honest if i do see it like a lemonade stand or something like that in the neighborhood i will stop oh absolutely oh if i saw one absolutely pull over yeah yeah i'll pull over and i'll pull out whatever cash or coins i have absolutely if i don't have enough to buy a cup i'm like here just keep the change and i'll drop a five on them in a heartbeat which probably isn't shit now they'd be like broke dick but you're right though i mean it it's so hard it's harder now to make it yeah on you know it's where like rich said we're not stuck in a rut. We just financially can't afford to go do these things. Well, and that, that, that kind of, when you can't, that makes

you feel somewhat down, somewhat depressed that you're not in, because you're, you're told you should be independent now. Right. You should be completely functional as an adult on your own without the need for help. Right. Right. In theory, but it ain't that way right now. And so, you know, they catch a bad rap because so many of them stay at home. But I've told now my older son, he's got his own apartment. My younger son stays with us. And I told him, listen, as long as you can stay, you're insane if you go unless you have to. You know, I get it. I, you know, I get it, but stay as long as you need. know i get it i you know i get it but stay as long as you need number one we do enjoy them uh but number two is it's it's challenging you know don't put yourself in the bind until you're finished with barber school and you've got a an established barber thing going and you got some money happening

you know then you can launch out i mean i remember being a kid and like 18 was you know that's what i grew 18 you're going to move out you're going to start your life you're going to i would say easily by now i wouldn't i would encourage my son because i'm a dad yeah he's six i would encourage him to stay home until he's at least 25 30 yeah i mean stay home as long as you want i don't give a damn if you ever leave honestly you just need to be on the other side of the house from time to time because me and mom are it's still go time around here you know what i mean i don't want to scar you but uh and that's probably why they try to escape at some point like i can't right i can't risk hearing that i you know did you ever did you ever catch your parents or walk in or hear them or anything when you were a kid? Unfortunately.

Yeah. Me too, man. Let me tell you what's the worst. I'll tell you what the worst is. The worst is when your room is next to your parents. And this house was like 1,100 square feet. And the problem was that they had a water bed, a king-size water bed. Oh, man.

And it was the old kind. You know, it's not the baffles baffles the tubes it's the kind that sounds like water you start here the waves in a rhythm yeah it's like oh no man come on man that's another thing you don't see anymore water beds no because they're a bad idea right that was an idiot first of because they're a bad idea right that was an idiot first of all they're never the right temperature either you're sweating to death or you're freezing second of all they spring leaks yeah and you sleep terrible on them yeah that's right is this like sleeping in a boat if you like sleeping in a rowboat get yourself a water bed yeah no i damn sure wouldn't want one of those

anymore you know that's that's yeah but they were huge in the 70s yeah no everybody had that giant square uh lumber bed here's what it was had a little plywood bottom in it and uh then it did like a pool basically up with a hose yeah yeah yeah no and if i told you how many times we moved that to different houses because that was probably my dad's prized possession he used to bring people when they'd come to the house look at this waterbed you know because they had the bookcase headboard with a lighter right he thought that shit was cool man had the couch with the wagon wheels on it and all the wood all over it. Man, you've probably seen those. Yeah. He had the tables that opened up the end tables on the end that opened the doors open. Remember that? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's kind of wild thinking back about it in there. All right. Hey, listen, if you, uh, need your house clean and, uh, look, uh, man, a lot of

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So what's going on with you the rest of the week, Matt? What do you got going on, man? Just work right now. Working kids this weekend. Yeah. What do you tend to do with the kids on the weekend? What do you all like to do? Are they also thriving Bigfoot hunters enthusiasts or no well they're they're 10 and 6 so yeah oh yeah they definitely are no no they believe that's that's right up there with

santa and the easter bunny they're waiting for right there bigfoot to bring them some candy no they're yeah they're excited about what i do on the side i bet they are i bet it's a lot of fun for you and them isn't it it is yeah we talked We talk about it. So we'll go on little nature hikes and I'll try and point out little things to look for. Yeah. You know, try and teach them a little, you know, and get out there. Little preppers and whatnot. Exactly. But no, we, yeah, we like to go on hikes. We try and go do a lot of outdoor stuff. You know, I have a, I built it out since people in ruts and it's cheaper to stay at home. So I decided I built an outdoor bar. I think a lot of people have, I think especially during the pandemic, a lot of people turned their backyards into sanctuaries.

Because it was the one place you could go, you could be all right. You know, you weren't afraid the zombies were coming for you or, you know, the riots were going to show up. You know, you just go to the backyard and have a good time. Also, you can tell the people to show up. You can tell the dress code and the music. Yeah, no, it's true. It is. Yeah, you don tell the people to show up. You can tell the dress code and the music. Yeah, no, it's just true. It is, yeah.

You don't have to worry about a fee to get in. Exactly. Or the bouncer or IDs or whatever. No, you're right. Unless you were going to Diddy's house. Well, yeah. Got to sign the NDA over there. When people come to Drunken Cryptos,

they have to sign an NDA? No. No. That's good to know. That's good to know.'s good to know yeah there's no i wasn't gonna come but now i might um how about you rich uh what do you uh what do you got going the rest of the week man oh well you know just relaxing let's see i know we're going to talk about more on thursday but uh sunday coming up i'm going to be doing some commentary play-by-play for a thing called the Cabot Turkey Bowl. It's a football game, apparently.

Yeah, it's a big event that happens every year. I think it raises money for a cause, doesn't it? Yeah, yeah. It's for Pathfinders out in Cabot. Yeah, absolutely. So we're going to have one of those guys in here, or two of those guys, I guess, a couple of them. Yeah, we're going to have a couple of the organizers in on Thursday to talk about it. That's great, man.

I was up at a wrestling event this weekend weekend just checking it out and while i was there they hit me up i was like hey can you come do commentary and i'm sure man that's awesome they say hey we're looking for the bruce buffer a little rock you found him here i am baby and if you are needing the bruce buffer of little rock we're we're taking bookings for 2025 by the way that's real story there. So, look, whether you want an announcer for an event or you might want him to, you know, do an announcer thing on a video for you. Maybe you've got videos where you need commentary and you want professional commentary or announcement-style commentary. This is the guy to get with right here.

And I actually have my own studio at home, so I can do it all there. You know, if you have an event that's recorded that you want commentary added into i know i made a little video for you and yeah yeah absolutely i'm always doing something now how do they uh find rich rockwell man uh well you can go on facebook it's facebook.com rich one fall rich one fall right yeah that's you know that's the key to the announcement oh any fall right uh just yeah yeah just the number one actually oh the number one yeah okay yes i know them or uh one fall one with the number one yeah or you can uh email me at mad hawk m-a-d-h-a-w-k-v-o at gmail.com stands for no one's gonna remember that right you were you were better off on the uh one fall yeah rich one fall on facebook with the number one how about you

bundy what do you got going on oh man i'm doing some work uh here in the city over off reservoir um there's that neighborhood that got hit by the tornado like oh yeah yeah of course yeah so uh rewiring some quadplexes over there and are you yes you're staying pretty busy aren't you oh yeah stay busy have you seen uh because it seems like to me, I've seen anecdotally, that some of the home building has moved back up again. I've seen a little more of it. Yeah, definitely, man. There's building going on everywhere here in Little Rock and in Conway.

They're throwing up houses and commercial buildings everywhere. That's good, though. I mean, it really is good because hopefully it opens up more inventory and makes it helpful. I'll tell you that home prices have been coming down over the last month. And a lot of people, you know, may not know that if you're not shopping. But I've seen it quite a bit. I've seen a lot of home prices coming down because when they start adding the new homes into the market,

it opens up that inventory and makes it a little bit more competitive for everybody. So it's a good thing. Can I ask you a question on the realtor side of things? Yeah, man, go ahead. Because just as somebody like in my case, my rent is about $1,000 a month. So I'm figuring that's almost a mortgage payment at this point. So I'm kind of starting the process of, hey, do I want to look for a house? You know what?

But it's all just so overwhelming. I don't even know where to start. It is overwhelming, to be honest with you, especially if you've never done it before. The first thing I would tell anybody is if you're not familiar with your own credit, and I'm sure you are, but if you're not, Credit Karma is a free app. It'll tell you, give you updates real time. Also, it allows you to dispute something you disagree with. It will give you suggestions on things to do to improve your credit, what's hurting it the most. So it gives

you an actual roadmap. Also, what happens is as you improve your credit, credit card will go, hey, you now qualify for this credit card. While you may not think it's a good idea to have a credit card, it is not a debit card. Now, it could be a secured credit card that you secure with money, but you don't want to get a credit card and then go use it. It's a weird little game you play with credit. What they want is to see that you have access to money, but you don't use it. Right. Okay. So if you have a credit card that has a $500 balance, what you want to do is keep a balance of under a hundred and just make the payments on it. Right. That may seem

counterintuitive because you're like, well, I'm paying some interest. It's not enough to whine about number one, but number two, what it does is it shows you didn't use all the money you used a little of the money right and you're making timely payments on it yeah it's a self-control that's yeah that is a big thing that will help anybody uh even if it's a secured card and you can put 500 up and get a 500 card uh it may seem dumb but it's going to help you with that now after that the next thing uh once you kind of get to 580 or better the next thing to do is that's the magic numbers well 580 is the where the door opens and and then you know you have 720 no no you're right you're absolutely right now 580

or better uh 580 is where the door opens obviously obviously. The better your credit, the better you get. There's no secret about it. That's how the world works. But once you reach this credit score, then it's time to talk to a lender and find out what you qualify for. Because depending on your income, depending on where you live, depending on several different factors, you could qualify for a lot of different programs. For example, Little Rock, the city has up to $15,000 in grants. They'll provide a first-time home buyer for down payment and closing costs. Yeah. Did you know that? I did not. That's awesome. A grant. That is a grant. That means it's a freebie.

That's not money you have to pay back. No, it's a freebie. It's a give me from the city. Now, it is in certain areas that they're trying to, you know, where renovations are happening and they want to do that. But there's a lot of good places. There's also something called a rural development loan. A rural development loan, as the name might imply, is in the county as opposed to the city. And those are loans designed to grow the rural area. And as a result of that, no down payment.

Zero down payment on an RD. Same as a VA. No down payment on a VA loan. Okay. Okay. Now, closing costs, you have down payment, you have closing costs. So, you have to look at both of them. Sometimes, you can get those things like closing costs paid by the to look at both of them uh sometimes you can get those

things like closing costs paid by the seller not all the time right don't think you're just going to walk up and tell everybody how it's going to be this is what i'm going to do they don't work like that okay uh people are fickle they're interesting they're weird uh sometimes they'd say no for weird reasons but finesse them a little bit yeah sometimes yeah uh sometimes they just don't care you know sometimes you can't do it look sometimes. Yeah. Sometimes they just don't care, you know. Sometimes you can't do it. Look, sometimes, and that's what people don't understand. Everybody thinks that you go into the housing market, everybody's going to make a million dollars when they're selling their house,

and it couldn't be further from the truth. Sometimes people do make good money. Sometimes they've been there, you know, five, ten years. They built up equity, and they make a lick okay but they've also paid in a lick over five or ten years right but a lot of times you find that people maybe they bought a house two three years ago it was a starter home now their family's grown they need a bigger home right well they don't have 30 40 000 in equity when they sell that house they may have very little wiggle room at all they're just trying to break out of it. You need a house to break in. They need one to break out and they can't pay all

those costs for you. So there are a lot of factors involved, but once you get a lender and the lender says, okay, here's what we can do, then you can go shopping, you know, and, and, and that some people find that very fun. Some people find it stressful. I try to make it a lot of fun, you know, uh, we try to have a good time with it but but that's kind of how it works okay I mean that's great information yeah because there's just so much out there and I've heard about all the different plans and I just I had to turn it off because I'm like you know what just forget it I'll read it is you know and I think a lot of people do, um, unfortunately you think, well,

I'm going to pay the same because you've heard this on, on things before. Well, same amount, you're paying the same amount to rent his own. You're not, no, it's more expensive to own. I'm not going to lie to you. Your payment. Yeah. Your payment's going to be more. Okay. And then your costs are going to be more because guess what? The landlord ain't coming. It's you, you're the landlord now, you know, now you can get something called, here's another thing a lot of people don't know about. Let's say you're going to buy a home. And even though the home looks good, the inspection's great and all that, you're still just, you know, you're anxious about costs. You can get a home warranty and a home warranty for

12 months covers most of the things in the house that could go wrong with a deductible. You know, so there's a lot of things out there. There's a lot of programs that will, uh, for first time home buyers can pay your down payment and closing costs. Not everybody. I'm going to be honest with you. If you have a 580 and, um, you've been at your job for a year, you're not going to get that deal. Right. I'm going to be honest, you're not going to get that deal. But if you've been on your job a little bit, you've got pretty decent credit, you might, and you're a first time buyer, you may qualify for that. But there are a lot of different kinds of programs and that's what people don't understand. It's not one size fits all. Matter of fact, here's something, if there were one bit of information i could get to

everybody it's this yeah you don't need 20 down to buy a house right okay most people pay three and a half percent that's the normal number uh so on a hundred thousand dollars what's three and a half percent thirty five hundred dollars thirty five hundred bucks on two hundred thousand that's seven grand okay so that's normally three and 3.5% is what you pay. Now, there are circumstances where I've got a client that is putting 20% down. That's what they're doing. It's the type of loan they have. They have a conventional loan.

A conventional loan says, I can buy a fixer-upper. An FHA says, you ain't buying no fixer-upper because the government's backing this loan and they're not going to back a loan that might not be a suitable home for you to live in today. So they don't, the VA and FHA, if it's a government backed loan, you're not doing a fixer-upper. Now it might be one that needs updates. There's a difference. A fixer-upper is problems. Updates are the style is that a style you know you buy a home that was built in the 70s or 80s even the 90s and it's still got the same paint the same look to it you know the same appliances that's an update uh that's not a fixer-upper a fixer-upper has problems right you know you got like bats yeah floor bats thousands

of bats that's that's a move uh that's not even a picture i'm out of there on that set on fire yeah no that's a done deal all right uh enough about that let's see falling asleep in your morning shower we'll wake you up uh robert lane said uh hey i'd love to come join you on the show one day well why don't you here we are 1021 hemlock in northern little rock pop on by yeah come on have a seat sit down talk to us bring donuts yeah yeah it's never a bad idea i mean don't don't bring just the glaze yeah or you're not coming in. The ticket requires chocolate covered. Just know that you can mix them, but don't come in without the chocolate because we don't want it. Don't tell me you got donut holes.

That's great. Are they chocolate? They're not. I don't care. All right. If I'm going to violate myself, I went to the doctor yesterday for my checkup. I have to go every once in a while and uh i'd gained two pounds and i was like damn it and she said are you gonna be one of those people

obsessed with your weight now i said look at me do i look obsessed with my wife no i'm not but i am trying not to be a fat ass if i can avoid it because i'll tell you that losing weight uh changed my whole health scheme you know i mean everything in my life, when I lost all that weight, you know, over, I guess about 12, 13 months, I lost about 90 or a hundred pounds, you know, and everything changed for me. I'm sure. Yeah. Everything. Plus you gained some, I never mind. Mike said, I've seen him eat a dozen in less than five minutes. No, that's true, Mike, and that's why I was a fat ass. Amanda said, good morning, guys. What's up, Amanda?

Amanda, she's now Demanda. Yeah, Demanda. Yeah, that's her torture name. She tried to assault me with the taser. She's a little excited to do that. She was very excited. Yesterday, she ordered one of those things that simulate labor for men. Oh.

Yeah, she's planning to inflict that on me and make me broadcast while going through labor. Have fun with that. So I'm sure that that'll be an interesting show for sure. Making peppers again. That's what Jeff Mitchell said. You're making peppers again? What? You mean you're growing them again? What do you mean?

You're growing them or what? I'm not exactly sure. But, hey, Kevin said, K-Bird, said, let me get to the first of the year. I'd love to come kick it. Just have to take a day off. Yeah, no, I get it. Jeff said, what's up, brother? What's up, man?

Who else? All you have to do to get on. Oh, yeah. All you have to do to get on the show is bring Patrick Donuts. Mike, that used to be the ticket. It's still a ticket, but it's not the ticket. I've got some other one. I've got some tickets. They typically involve

sativa. That is a guaranteed ticket to punch in. I got a hog leg. Come on in. Yeah, you can come on on and have a seat here we'll hang out uh demand of the executioner has a good good sound to it amanda said now you're getting carried away oh oh not too much jeff said pickled jalapenos that's what he got that you know what okay i've had those i remember jeff brought us some before and those are actually damn good

yeah yeah i uh bring some of those up here, Jeff. I'm sure that those will damn sure get eaten. We need to do like the spiciest thing you can handle test or something. Ah, you know I've been there, done that. I'll tell you what, I watched Jersey do that one chip challenge. Oh, man. And Jersey made the hottest chili, probably among the hottest I've ever had. He ate hot stuff all the time.

He was slobbering, throwing up. He lost bearings, I think, of who he was. He may have had an existential crisis, maybe a spiritual awakening. I don't know. It was very brutal. And I was like, no, I don't need that in my life. No, I don't need that level of pain. It's like pepper spray.

I'll take the taser, but I won't take the pepper spray. Yeah, pepper spray is brutal. No, that's, that's, I don't need that level of pepper spray. I'll take the taser, but I won't take the pepper spray. Pepper spray is brutal. No, no. Mike, Mike said, yeah,

I felt sorry for Jersey that day. Yeah, me too. Only, only a day ever felt sorry for Jersey in my life. That was it. Jeff said, what's the address?

I just said it. You can also go to Patrick and the people.com, but it's one Oh two one Hemlock in North Little Rock. It's right over here off Broadway, kind of tucked back by itself. You know, honestly, if you just go on, I don't know about Apple because I'm an Android user, but if you go on Google Maps and literally type in Patrick and the People, it will take you right here. Like it shows up as Patrick and the People. It does. It does. Yeah, we're everywhere now.

It's wild how many different social medias and things people. It does. It does. Yeah. We're, we're everywhere now. It's, it's wild. How many, uh, different social medias and things that we're on. I mean, we're on things like soup. Yep. Bond live. The live, uh, we're on, uh, of course, uh, the website we're on, uh, YouTube. We're on rumble. We're on X run through run.

I mean, we're everywhere. Uh, yeah. I mean, we're tick tock. on truth we're on i mean we're everywhere uh yeah i mean we're tiktok yeah save the beaver.com we're gonna be there yeah we're trying to we're trying to give them uh amanda said android forever get that shit out of here yes yes yes shit out of the droids you're looking for no they're not uh i'm not a tech head i don't need to try to program something i just want to answer it and send a text. So that's why I'm Apple. Speaking of Jersey, have you talked to him?

How's he doing? Man, you know, he's doing all right, I guess. Yeah, I know. He retired. He was. You know, he was having some health challenges, and he retired. Him and Linda, I think, have been doing some traveling and having a good time. So I'm hopeful that he's enjoying travels and things like that.

Latasha said, maybe we should bring a tarantula in and make Patrick hold it. I would do that. Tarantulas are pretty docile. I used to, spiders used to be the thing they would give me, but I had to make peace with them. Typically, unless I'm in a confined space and it's coming at me, and then that point I might kill myself trying to get away from it, to be honest. No fear factor tactics for you? Sitting in a cage full of tarantulas?

It used to be. I could do everything on fear factor except some of the things I have to eat. That's the part that my stomach won't handle. You want me to eat a horse penis,'m gonna be like i'm not fear is a factor i can't do it i'm sorry man i'm not doing i'm not putting no it's not 50 grand i'm good you can give me the menu before we go right right you know because i might could eat some bugs or some stuff like that i know but there's some of those things that have a smell or a texture that, yeah. Chihuahua or something.

That Chihuahua is not nearly as bad as horse penis. That's the one when I saw Fear Factor, I went, no, that'll beat me. That's too much. Horse penis beats me every time. I'm out on that. Okay, yeah, for God's sake. Listen, what else you got to do in the morning? All right.

We probably need to do this before we wrap it up for the day. You know what it is. Hey, start playing. Thank you. Thank you. Listen up now, I'll tell you a story Without a doubt, it's kind of gory It's the worst news you could ever hear Things just like this make you fear

Flying lunch on a dumb guy's knee Or a big hard fuck drowning somebody Why you laughing? Why you laughing? This shit ain't funny What? This shit ain't funny, funny act like you're not singing that during the day that also will be available on a single too i didn't sing that one though it's good all right uh now these are bad things that happen to people a 61 year old man surfing on Maui had his leg completely severed during a shark attack not a little bit completely completely uh the guy was not identified by authorities was surfing Friday morning he was uh at the Wai'u Beach Park a spot known as uh sand piles when the attack happened, according to the statement.

First responders dispatched to the scene 7.05 a.m. That's early to lose a leg. When they arrived, they saw the man had made his way to shore with the help of bystanders despite his leg completely severed below the knee. The two combat

application tourniquets were applied. Maui Fire Department said the victim was alert while being treated on shore. A GoFundMe set up for family members to help defrayed cause identified him as Kenji. A close friend of the victim said he was upgraded to stable condition after undergoing surgery. He said he had been surfing the same area for 30 years. Following the incident, the gate was closed and the beach goers were warned to stay out of the water yeah yeah uh that warning and it's always something severed too with a shark attack well yeah i mean it's never like oh the shark nibbled off their

toe no it's it's normally not like that it's it's you know it's it's not good now they usually don't come back to the rest of you because you don't taste like a seal but it's it's you know it's it's not good now they usually don't come back to the rest of you because you don't taste like a seal but but by that point you know my my legs gone uh thanks guys you know right now that's that's a horrible fear uh sharks that's for sure yeah no i'm that's that's a yeah i don't understand the people who jump off cruise ships i'm like oh god you know you hope you hope you get stuck under and go through the propeller because what you don't realize is cruise ships look they throw food off all the time okay these cruise ships run routes fish know that they are

they're trainable okay right so they know when this ship's coming through that food's about to hit so they all come together you know just like you would and through, the food's about to hit. So they all come together, you know, just like you would, and wait for the food to drop. And guess what? If you drop, you're the food. Yeah, I never understood that trend. I mean, you see people doing that all the time, the videos of people jumping off the ship. Why would you have all things to do? Why is that?

It's not like they can just let down a ladder and you get right back up. I mean, it's going to be an ordeal. i just want to see the ocean while i die right okay congratulations here's a shark yeah i'm good with natural selection on that one yeah i am it did that is exactly what's going on there all right uh social media giant x has come under fire for initially ruling that images of a fatal accident in Edinburgh were permissible on its platform. The pictures showed a severed head of a victim following a tragic accident Saturday in Edinburgh's Cowgate. That went viral globally.

Numerous Scots expressed their horror online and directly to X after encountering the disturbing images and footage that appeared to show a decapitated head and body without a head laying in the street. Now they have, I guess, put that behind some kind of warning, said we do allow sensitive content, imagery and service, as long as it doesn't break our media policy. But, yeah, that's a little disconcerting to see. You know, you think maybe you want to cover that up the old severed head one right yeah uh but i remember when uh i was younger uh you could go to a website called rotten.com which probably still out there

yeah or you could long time yeah or you could go get uh these movies called faces of death oh yeah i remember yeah there were like uh five six of them have you tried watching one lately no it's not i don't have a vhr i feel like it's not the same as a kid or younger one no because it's cool yeah because then you'd never seen anything right now because of the internet you've seen everything. There's nothing you haven't seen. That's true. All right, how about this? Let's go a career or a carer. Okay.

A nurse, a carer. Stabbed a woman to death in front of her screaming elderly parents. Zanetta Peto. That's P-E-T-O, not P-E-D-O. Okay. She had been hired by Eftheia Constantin constanato constanato it doesn't matter uh fsc who's 62 to look after her mom and dad when the horror unfolded the worker appeared at the court today charged with murdering f thea at her home uh said f thea's mom was heard screaming as she was allegedly stabbed. Peto, accused of carrying out the killing between 4 10 and 4 20. Well, that's a very specific time. Very specific

time there. Prosecutors said the police were called to the home at 5 p.m. They discovered her on the kitchen floor covered in blood. Said she couldn't be saved. She had multiple laceration injuries to the neck. They found a knife with a bent blade in the kitchen sink. Damn. That's violent. When you bend the blade. Yeah, you were mad, man. Yeah, that's real mad right there.

A little anger issues there. Right. Peto sobbed as she appeared, zoomed in in court and said, it's all lies. Yes, of course. Their parents watched you do it, pedo. You understand that, right? In the police interview, she accepted that she was present at the property.

She claimed her employer had been bullying her and believed messages were being sent to her about her to the BBC. Oh, this person might be. about her to the BBC. Oh, this person might be. She was remanded in custody. And, well, she's probably going to be in a room for a while. One of those. Giving herself a nice long hug. Yeah, kind of outfitted with rubber in a jacket that the arms don't move too much.

Okay, and one more here. Yeah, this is bad. 25-year-old guy stabbed to death in the Bronx. Yeah, that's what happened to the Bronx. Shocker. Bronx, not the Bronx. Not the Bronx. I mean, the victim stabbed multiple times in the chest at an apartment building.

Witnesses said they heard a loud argument between two men before the victim was stabbed um i guess he'll be he'll be all right and oh here let's do this one too i forgot about this one okay uh one of two people killed in a queen's garage oh son of a bitch that's a pop-up and that means I'm done with that. You say elevator. No, I'm done with that too. I'm done with everything. Okay.

So, uh, let's recap. It's been a great show this morning and I'm thankful, uh, for you guys being here. Uh, Matt, always great to hear about your Bigfoot annex.

Uh, so tell people again, if they, if they want to check you out, what's the uh the way to do it besides your dating profile uh obviously uh drunkencryptids.com is the website it's about to be a new one dropping this hold on uh drunken cryptids we're going to say it's slow and clear sorry encrypted is c r y p t i d s good, good. So, drunkencryptus.com.

I'm on Facebook. I'm on all your social media platforms. Yes. And all your streaming platforms as well. Yeah, all right. And you can email us or whatnot. And Rich Onefall, that's with a number one. You got it.

On Facebook, okay? There you go. Rich Onefall, right? Yep. Okay. And if you need the Bruce Buffer of little rock to do announcing to do voiceover work to do uh you know a video work for you whatever it may be uh he's got that voice for you okay and then bundy uh what's the what's the easiest way to get your man man bundy electric on facebook

just uh reach out and we'll get you fixed up whatever you've got going on that's b-u-n-d-y yeah uh that's not random it's short for dustin bundrick yeah uh so you know it's a lot easier to say bundy than bundrick no no relation to uh ted what about king kong yeah king kong bundy the wrestler king kong bundy yeah no you can look at him he's definitely not released he's tend to be i saw that dude man he was mad back then and in those days of wrestling a lot of guys were just fat yeah yeah they weren't very muscular they were just fat they had big bellies and uh wore leather vests for some reason that just made their belly poke way out stupid uh but man it was a lot of fun then you know yeah but now that man even you guys man

a lot of the wrestlers uh in these uh up and coming leagues or man they're they're pretty ripped aren't they yeah there's there's some guys out there yeah yeah yeah they're out there working the gym man slapping meat yeah no you don't say that to me and don't look at me when you say that that's no i'll whip your ass man what's wrong with you man all right everybody it's been a great show i hope that uh it's been great for you guys Don't look at me when you say that. No, I'll whip your ass, man. What's wrong with you, man? All right, everybody. It's been a great show. I hope that it's been great for you guys.

Bundy, what's the one last thing you want to tell everybody today? It's, I guess, election day. But what news do you want to tell everybody? One last thing. I'm glad you gave me this second because nothing about the election. But I just want to give you some flowers. We're talking, you know, all the new fans and the reviews and how well we're doing on social media. Man, I know you worked hard.

You're one of the hardest working guys I know, and I appreciate being a part of it and appreciate it just as a fan. I just want to give you some flowers because I know you've been working hard on it. That's awesome. I'm having a good time. That's dope, man. Yeah, no doubt. You know what?

Thank you guys very much. Thank you. We appreciate the opportunity. No, it's awesome, man doubt you know what uh thank you guys very much yeah thank you we appreciate the opportunity no it's it's awesome man you know what i i uh i say it every day but i probably don't talk enough about it but none of this there's not any one thing going on here that isn't a result of everybody's effort together uh i i wish i could take uh credit uh i'll take credit you know for being the guy that comes in every day and try to be funny and entertaining. But everything that's happened here is a direct result of team. It's not me.

It's everybody. And it is awesome to see that all of it's coming together. When we started posting up these videos over the past few days and, and I thought they would do pretty good, you know, but, but we're in into the thousands and thousands and thousands now, and not just in one place, but on Facebook and on YouTube, on Tik TOK, on Instagram. It's just been amazing. And the people that we're bringing in already, I mean, it's, it's I think this might be week four.

And, uh, by the end of the week, we're going to have John Reap and Sean Michelle in the studio here hanging out with us. I mean, within a month, I mean, that's crazy, man. You know, and. I need to meet the dark from day one that one. Oh yeah. Now we've had. Yes. Amazing bands coming in.

Uh, we're out to some big bands that you know and working with them. But, yeah, it is awesome to see the support that everybody is showing us. And we couldn't be more appreciative, more thankful. We just want to be that oasis of fun away from everything else in the world. That's the goal, you know, because you get enough shit out there. I mean, honestly, everywhere you turn, it seems like someone's telling you something that sucks right you know and so if you if you can get yourself you know two or three hours in the morning and get away from that kind of forget all the bullshit yeah and just have a good time i think it's awesome

and so uh i i'll give you guys flowers because you guys are what's making this work it's everybody that's sharing it that's spreading the word that's doing all that and you know now we're starting to get viewers thanks all over the country uh we had some via military and former listeners who have moved but now because of uh you know like uh the the impersonators we've got yeah uh their listeners are from well different parts of the country they're coming in now we're starting to see a lot more of that uh we're starting to you know i saw gunny uh gunner who him and brandon amazing forces brandon does our camera work uh and and does a lot

of behind the scenes stuff uh during the show which is amazing he does a great great job shout out to those yeah very good and gunner he's my architect he's the g force he's the man behind during the show, which is amazing. He does a great, great job. Yeah. Very good. And Gunner, he's my architect. He's the G force. He's the man behind all the tech stuff. And the guy is, I'm not even kidding you. He's a fricking guru. Okay. He, his instincts in tech are better than anyone I've ever met. I mean, he's just really that kind of cat and he's not even 30, you know? Yeah, no, no, he is. And he's amazing at it. Uh, but, but it's because of that. And you know, everybody liked that, that, that is happening. So, uh, kudos to all of you and kudos to all these folks who are helping us make it happen. And, uh, just share the word. And again, if you can, if you have time today, I know you're busy. I know

you're probably going out to do your civic duty. You got work, you got family, you got all that, but if you get just a couple minutes and you could go by Patrick and the people on Facebook and just put in a little review, if you like the show, if you don't, don't stop. Keep voting, keep working, keep doing whatever. But if you like the show, run by Patrick and the people on Facebook and just give us a little review and help us out out there if you would. Really, if you don't like the show, what's wrong with you? Like there's not,

not something to like. I do agree with you. I'm going to be honest with you. If you don't like the show, there probably is something wrong with you. Uh, we got to go and, we'll see you next time.

All right. Later.