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You Good morning. Welcome to Patrick and the People. Let me scoot in here. You scoot this way. Let's go. great, great show. Dr. Marla will be here in just a minute, Dr. Marla Murphy. And right
here to my right, you know the Bruce Buffer of Little Rock, Rich Rockwell right here.
How's it going this morning, buddy?
Good morning, man. I enjoyed waking up and coming outside and just smelling that fresh
air of lower interest rates and full grocery carts.
Oh, yeah. Now, everything today was so much cheaper when I woke up. And then right here
to my left is Noah Beam.
Yeah, the name may sound familiar.
That is my son.
Welcome to the show, buddy.
Good morning.
Good morning, everybody.
Yeah, now you'll want to be right up on the mic about like that, you know, just so you can come through clear and sound good on there.
So should be a great, great show today.
We did lock in yesterday our interview with Joe Exotic of Tiger King.
Oh, yeah.
Yes, sir. We sure did. We got that locked in. So that's going to be, I believe, the
second, well, the 13th, I think, is when we're going to be talking to him.
Okay.
Yeah, yeah.
It's a big deal.
Well, it is a big deal, man. That's a huge thing to get, you know.
So we're very excited about that.
And you can always go over to Patrickandthepeople.com
and find out about our upcoming guests.
We have many, many that are coming in, lots of bands.
Again, this Friday show is pretty lined up.
It's pretty spectacular.
We've got just an amazing amount of things going on.
We'll have John Reap and Dick Colligan in the studio.
Yes, sir.
I look forward to that one.
Yes, sir.
Check out his show, his set this week.
Oh, yeah.
No, John Reap is really a phenomenal comedian.
There he is.
Yeah, he is, man.
He's great.
Yeah, you've seen him before live.
Yeah, I have.
Yeah, you sure did.
So excited to see John again, have him here in the studio and cut up with him.
And then we'll have Sean Michelle.
You may know him from American Idol.
He was one of the contestants and just a phenomenal, phenomenal vocalist.
He's coming in to do a live performance in the studio, and we'll interview him as well.
So very, very exciting week coming up, or show coming up for Friday.
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Let's get to some news you can use. Let's talk about who's outrun the Grim Reaper.
Adam Devine. You may know him from, well, Workaholics and lots of other things. But he's 41.
If you've never seen the movie, I think it's called, what is it?
Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates.
It's got Aubrey Plaza in it, too.
Anna Kendrick.
Really funny movie.
Really funny.
Who else?
Christopher Knight.
You would know him as Peter Brady on the Brady Bunch.
He's 67.
Wow.
Yeah.
Noah Lomax from The Walking Dead is 23.
Let's see.
Lucas Neff from Glitch is 39.
David Guetta is 57.
DJ.
Wow.
Yeah.
Yeah, I know, right.
Joni Mitchell.
She's a folk singer, 81.
Shinedown Zach Myers is 41.
Yeah.
Kiss's Tommy Thayer is 64.
Mudvayne's Greg Tribbett is 56.
Phone ringing?
Yeah, alarm's going off.
Oh, just the alarm.
They want me to be awake.
It's time to get up.
Yeah, it's definitely time to get up, for sure.
Everybody needs to wake up, so good thing that alarm went off. were probably still asleep oh yeah that's right attorneys for accused quadruple
murderer brian kohlberger will ask a judge in boise today to consider removing the death penalty
as an option in the event their client's convicted he is accused of murdering four University of Idaho students in November of 2022.
Kaylee Goncaves, Madison Mogan, Ethan Chapin, and Zana Cronodal were discovered stabbed to death in an off-campus home.
Prosecutors say the former grad student's DNA found on the knife sheath left at the crime scene.
State prosecutors say they will seek the death penalty if he's convicted.
He's a dirty dog.
He is a serial killer and would have probably killed many more
if he hadn't been caught.
Yeah, he's a wild.
Glad they caught him.
Always good, yeah.
It's hard to be the same kind of serial killer that there used to be
where you go indefinitely whacking people
because technology and DNA is just too good, you know?
Yeah.
You get me a good box of Captain Crunch, I can kill that serial killer.
Hell yeah, you can.
Especially if it's got the Crunch berries in it, shit.
A big winner on Election Day was the Calm Meditation app.
During CNN and ABC coverage,
the app ran an ad that was 30 seconds of silence
with words on the screen explaining it.
Led to more than a 100-spot jump in the App Store
just by offering a moment of peace
amid the chaos and stress.
They went a step further on Instagram Live.
They created a calming corner
with streaming penguins and meerkats
from the San Diego Zoo because you need a calming corner in your life, right?
They needed a calming corner.
I re-subscribed to my YouTube membership just to watch all the news anchors have a meltdown.
Oh, now, here, hold on a second.
No, we're not going there.
Bowen Yang from SNL apparently got a little too into an October 13th skit with Ariana Grande.
They had to kiss, and he went all in on his podcast.
He told Ariana, I opened my mouth too much when we kissed on SNL.
She said, you absolutely did.
I was shaking after.
Not in a bad way, just in a disarming way.
Yeah, you know what happened is Bowen Yang thought he was going to pull a Pete Davidson
and be shacked up with kim k you know he thought oh yeah i'll pull a pete and i'll i'll
get to uh go ariana grande and go down the same path yeah it didn't work bowen didn't work uh
prince william has uh revealed new information about kate middleton's cancer battle he gave an
update yesterday ahead of handing out the Earthshot Prize Award in South Africa.
He gave positive news, said she's doing well.
She's been amazing during her year of treatment for abdominal cancer.
Comes about two months after she revealed that she completed chemotherapy.
A Tennessee man said his pickup truck was stolen while he was charging the battery in his driveway.
Bastards. Scott Hill said he left
the vehicle running in Memphis. Well, that's a bad idea. I don't even live there and I can tell
you that's a bad idea. You left the engine running in Memphis? Yeah. What were you trying to get
insurance money? He just for a few minutes came outside to find it gone. The bad battery did help
him recover his truck because 15 hours later,
after it died at a gas station, an officer spotted it there and approached the alleged
thieves who fled on foot but were later arrested. With the race for president called early yesterday,
the Vice President Harris addressed her supporters finally at Howard University. She acknowledged
they were feeling
and experiencing a range of emotions right now. Well, yeah, I would imagine. Hurricane Raphael
overperformed as it made landfall in Cuba yesterday. It was forecast to build to at least
a Cat 2, but actually hit western Cuba as a Category 3. It crashed their electric grid, which can be done by a good breeze
or one too many space heaters. The grid has suffered multiple collapses over the last two
months. The latest forecast shows the storm slowing down and turning to the west and continuing
through the southern Gulf. They said it might bring some rain to New Orleans. It's not coming in as a hurricane.
That's good.
Yeah, no.
It's just going to be a little windy.
Yeah, just a little bit maybe.
Just a little wind and some rain.
It's all good.
Montana Rep Zoe Zeper reelected to the State House of Reps on Tuesday.
Rep Zeper was censored and barred from the House floor for almost two years
after passionate pleas on the House floor against
gender-affirming care ban for transgender youth. Zephyr filed a lawsuit against Montana to reinstate
her legislative privileges and duties, which was dismissed. The win will allow Zephyr to return to
the House floor again. CVS missed their third quarter profit estimates. Wah.
Let's see.
Okay.
Oh, no.
Police arrested five people in Carrollton, Kentucky,
after a two-year-old found naked and locked in a cage.
Whoa.
Yeah.
Whoa.
Yeah, the cage in a home.
They responded to a tip they got Monday about a kid possibly being held in a cage.
Two other kids also removed from property as part of the case. The five people arrested ranged in age from 28 to 71. They're charged with first
degree criminal abuse, wanton endangerment. The 28-year-old Shelby Taurosi was also charged with
possession of meth, marijuana, and drug paraphernalia. I'll do it. Yeah.
It might seem that putting your kid in a cage is a great way to catch a break, but it's just really a bad idea, you know?
The internet has been working away for 17 years to solve the mystery of a song they
knew only as Like the Wind.
Well, it's finally been identified.
The first fact uncovered, the actual name of the
song is Subways of Your Mind. It's some kind of release from a 1980s German band called FEX.
It was uploaded as a track in 2007. They had originally recorded on a cassette from the radio
as teenagers, and some German siblings asked for help identifying the song. It's a no-music database.
Finally, some Reddit sub-forum grew to about 60,000 members,
but it didn't have any luck,
and a user announced he'd finally identified the song after he came across the members of the band
researching an event for an up-and-coming German band in the 80s event.
They had no idea their song was an internet sensation.
I don't know what the song is.
I've never heard it.
I don't know where it's at, where it's playing.
But good for you that you solved it, I guess.
All right, Fireball.
Sazerac is the privately owned parent company
of Fireball Cinnamon Whiskey.
They just introduced a new limited release product
called Cryer Ball that's infused with the tears of actual football fans.
Must be a Cowboy fan.
Yeah, probably so.
The aim is to monetize the disappointment of football fans
throughout the country, literally with actual tears.
Danny Suich, Fireball's global brand director, said every tear
drop is captured, stored, sealed in sterile jars, transported to the facility for distillation,
and that occurs for months, and the salty tears are blended into the whiskey. It's going to be
available in tents outside NFL and college football stadiums where fans can donate their tears after each game.
Well, it is a unique way to sell it, you know.
All right, let's get to some sports that you care about.
Now that things have settled down after the trade deadline in the NFL,
we can step away, take a little more objective look at winners and losers.
Kansas City Chiefs getting DeAndre Hopkins at wideout, huge.
That was huge.
Yeah, but getting pass rusher Josh, I think that UK, was maybe even bigger.
Detroit Lions' Adarius Smith isn't Aiden Hutchinson,
but he's going to be a big help.
The Lions make a run for the Super Bowl.
Hey, they were having a damn good season right now. The Lions are really good
right now. Yeah, I mean, they are kicking
ass. Looking forward to seeing that game on Sunday.
Yeah, who are they playing?
Was it the Falcons, I think? Oh.
I think I'll have to look it up. I know I saw a commercial late last night.
Okay. Pro Bowl wide
receivers Hopkins, Devontae Adams,
Amari Cooper, Deontay Johnson, all
managed to get pride away from
disasters and onto contending teams.
I'm sorry, it's the Texans.
The Texans, okay.
It's going to be a tough game.
Yeah.
The Ravens picked up Johnson at receiver and Tredavious White
to shore up the defense, putting them in a better position
to give the Chiefs some competition.
And, you know, that's been the big problem, trying to get past the Chiefs.
And the Buccaneers almost did it on Sundayay man the buccaneers looked good didn't they
baker mayfield was slinging it yeah yeah yeah but uh then pat mahomes remembered he was pat mahomes
you know uh the they got mike williams the steelers did from the jets and pass rusher
preston smith from the packers uh and then the Washington Commanders got Marshawn Lattimore to help defend the pass. That was huge, assuming he can
stay healthy. Now, who are the losers? Well, probably anybody
in the AFC who wants to beat the Chiefs. The Bills and Ravens got help,
but not much. Picking up another threat like DeAndre Hopkins
is huge. Oh my God, yeah, he's so amazing. He pulled off a couple
catches in that game that were crazy.
Packers and Vikings did nothing to disprove the Lions,
their best team in the division.
The Giants could have dealt Aziz Ojolari for some capital,
but opted to stay put.
And the Jets getting Devontae Adams was nice for Aaron Rodgers,
but not likely to make a dent in a team that's 3-6.
A veteran fire cell for draft picks might have been more productive,
to be honest with you.
All right, Deb.
Just over a month, the college football playoff teams will be finalized.
Before that happens, there are seven key matchups that can have a big impact
on which teams will make the final cut.
Georgia versus Ole Miss, that's number three versus 16,
one of three games this weekend with big playoff implications.
11 Alabama and 14 LSU, one of these teams are going to make it.
This game may determine which it is.
Georgia versus Tennessee, Ole Miss,
just the start of a challenging November for Georgia.
They'd be wise not to look past the volunteers right now.
Indiana and the Buckeyes.
Indiana may be one of the season's biggest surprises, admittedly,
thanks to a weak schedule.
This game is a chance to show everyone they're real.
They won't.
Hey, you know, maybe the people of the drink there was at the Fire Bowl.
They can go talk to Ryan Day and get some tears from him.
Yeah, definitely do that.
Skip Bayless, social media was hacked, apparently.
The hacker was posting about cryptocurrency and the economy, and then things got impressively more lewd after that.
Hey, welcome to the show, Dr. Marla Murphy.
How are you, Marla?
Good. Good morning, Marty.
Welcome. How are you today?
I'm good. Yeah? Feeling better? Yes. Goodla Murphy. How are you, Marla? Good. Good morning. Welcome. How are you today? I'm good.
Yeah. Feeling better? Yes. Good. Good. Yeah. Last week she was on her deathbed, so that's why she
wasn't here. She said, hey, I'm about to die. I'll call you. I had a heart attack. Yeah, that's what you said.
No, it wasn't. It was a really high heart rate. Yeah, you did? What was going on? Did your husband
take his clothes off? Hey-oh.
Don't make me think about that.
No, I just have a really high heart rate, and it went really high.
It scared me.
Well, I bet it did.
It would scare me.
Yeah.
I thought I was going to have to call, you know, the ambulance.
Right.
And Jason would, you know, what?
But I got it under control.
Yeah.
It was scary. Then he busted through the door with his fire hose and no shirt.
All right. Yeah, right. In this this instance the post uh okay yeah we were talking about uh skip bayless's hacked uh
x account the off color post have been deleted now appears he's regained control of that um man
after the grizzlies 131 114 win over the Lakers on Wednesday,
Grizzlies' Desmond Bain crashed teammates Scotty Pippen Jr.'s on-court interview
to praise him for stealing the ball from LeBron James.
But let me tell you something about this.
LeBron James, he continues to defy everything.
You don't have to like the guy, but God damn it, you're going to respect him, I'll tell you that.
Because the dude had like 40-some points.
He had basically a triple-double.
What is he, 40, 42?
39.
39 years old, 22nd season, dropping 40-plus point triple-doubles
on opposing teams.
Now, they lost, which is sad because nobody else on the team
apparently can get a bucket but LeBron James.
So that's a problem.
And then finally, the Dallas Cowboys are pretty disappointed right now.
They've come to find that Dak Shepard's thigh has separated from the bone.
Yeah, that appears to be a problem for a quarterback of some kind.
And so it looks
like he may be down for a while. I know where he can get PT. Physical therapy. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. He could do that at Exceptional PT in Benton. It's a great place to do such a thing.
I've heard. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You know what? One of the things that surprised me about
physical therapy was being introduced to the TENS machine.
That thing works so good, man.
It's called a TENS machine.
You can probably describe it better than I can, Mark.
It's an electrical stem.
It just feels good.
Oh, okay.
And it interrupts the pain pathway from the pain to the brain.
Something about electrical and it feels good.
It does.
It just doesn't compute for me.
No, it does she says i'll turn it up and until you you know you can't really tolerate then i'll turn
it down a little bit yeah and i go keep going keep going keep going it can or it can contract
them to make them stronger if i wanted to yeah good it could speaking of that by the way um
amanda i should be in uh I may have been in yesterday.
She ordered one of those machines to simulate labor and make me endure it while on the show.
Oh, Lord.
Yeah.
That ought to be fun.
You are not going to be able to handle it.
You don't know what my threshold of pain is.
I think I kind of do, actually.
Well, that's true, actually.
I forgot.
You kind of do, don't you?
You were a trooper, though.
Yeah.
I haven't quite learned the console here yet, but they're asking if we could turn Dr. Marla up a little bit.
Oh, yeah.
I'm yelling.
Here, here, here.
I'll turn you up, Marla.
There.
You can speak.
Hey.
Yeah, that's way better.
Yeah, here.
As a matter of fact, let's just.
Wow.
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All right.
Let's see what the people are saying right now.
Hey, there's a little doggy, a.k.a. Mike Woodall.
He said, morning, fellas.
It's Mike Friday.
Okay.
Congratulations on that. He said, hey, Noah, It's Mike Friday. Okay. Congratulations on that.
He said, hey, Noah, great young man right there. Hey, thank you. Thank you.
Let's see. Ben Hubbard said, happy Thursday, kids. What up, dog? Todd said, happy Friday
Eve, the people. Oh, and Patrick. Thank you, my friend. Always good to see you, Patrick
Beam. Thank you, Corey Ho. Good to see you, buddy. See you here. Morning from Tommy. Hey,
Tommy. There's Amanda. Good morning, Amanda. Amanda. Carrie, of course, if you follow our
commentary and stuff, you'll see this regularly. He said send in dog titty. That's just what he
does. Lindsay said, good morning, Patrick. What up? And catch you almost every morning here in
Russellville, brother. Big fan. Well, thanks, Mitchell. I appreciate you up in Las Vegas said good morning patrick what up and uh catch you almost every morning here in russellville
brother big fan well thanks mitchell i appreciate you up in rus vegas listening to us that is
awesome stay with us man okay uh gen z um let's talk about them apparently girls like it on top
the bra that is they're resurrecting the risque bra over the shirt style that I guess to impress people,
I'm not sure. It's indie sleeves mixed with New York City grunge and 90s hip-hop. That's what
the vintage reseller said to the Post of the newly exhumed pre-Y2K fashion trend.
Grunge girls are throwing on a brawl they found at goodwill bins over a super
ripped vintage t-shirt and baggy jeans um is this something that uh is cool these days uh it's back
again are you down to do this i am not no you are not down i'm just thinking of some of the
disgusting bras that i've seen and throwing one over a shirt. I mean, that's just stupid.
Come on.
Not that my bras are disgusting, I'm just saying.
No, but why would one wear their bra on the outside?
You just look silly.
I don't know, but it's not positive attention.
It's just, hey, you look stupid.
Only DC comic characters wear their underwear on the outside.
That's exactly right.
Yeah.
Okay.
Man, man's best friend has some expensive taste.
Louis Vuitton, giving dogs a taste of luxury with its latest doghouse,
designed with a monogram-coated canvas exterior.
It's only $60,000.
Oh, totally.
Yeah.
Perel Williams, that's Louis Vuitton's men's creative director,
transformed the kennel trunk from a conventional hard-sided case into a doghouse even owners wouldn't mind lounging in, it says.
The luxury item creates the illusion of a house with a pointed roof and windows.
However, designers have ensured that its functionality when it comes to cleaning with a removable door and the bottom of the trunk can be opened as well.
Not an ordinary kennel.
It's got cowhide leather trim, batonite lining, gold-tone hardware, double handles, five-lock closure.
It can also receive a nice paint job and everything.
closure it can also receive um oh a nice paint job and everything it uh set to be unveiled in spring summer 2025 focusing on the quote cosmopolitan culture of dogs and their walkers
the luxury like i said creates the illusion of a home uh there's a photo of it right there. Is that a $60,000 dog house? What do you think?
Listen, come on.
Who's buying a $60,000 dog house?
I just want the purse.
In this economy.
Do you really?
Yeah, Louie, but the dog.
All right, I want the dog house too.
I just can't see you spending that kind of money on any purse.
People will spend it on their dogs before their family.
Well, sure.
Or their kids.
It's because their dogs are.
Sweeter.
They're nicer.
Yeah.
They appreciate when you feed them.
The kids don't.
You know, they don't give a damn.
They expect you to.
The dog's just like, hey, can I get some?
I just, I mean, who's the market for this?
Kardashian is all I can think.
Or Paris Hilton.
That's it.
It does seem like. Are they going to make two, three? Kardashian is all I can think. Or Paris Hilton. That's it. It does seem like.
Are they going to make two, three?
A very finite audience.
Yeah.
But I mean, even at two or three, you probably made a healthy profit there.
Yeah, for sure.
And I'm in the wrong business.
That's for sure.
I'm way too loud now.
There you go.
Yeah, you got it.
You did it.
Wow.
Very violent.
Very violent.
What's going on here?
I don't know.
My dog better just be happy with the begging strips that he gets.
Yeah.
That's the fanciest thing I'm spending on.
What's the most you've ever spent on a pet, Marla?
Getting them spayed or neutered.
And I get like.
I go to the free thing.
Well, I mean, if I can get a spot.
Or I don't pay for dogs.
There's plenty out there that need homes.
Not that I wouldn't, but I just.
No, I steal them too.
That's not what you meant, I guess.
I was like, is that where my dog went?
I just, I can't.
I'm just not that person.
What's the most you ever spent on your pet?
Yeah.
What?
30, 40 bucks on food, you know?
Like a big bag.
Yeah, like a big bag.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know how you're going a big bag yeah like a big bag yeah yeah yeah you
know how you're gonna get through for a couple weeks you're gonna eat good yeah okay yeah i've
probably just on toys probably yeah 40 50 bucks yeah yeah yeah no i i i can't i think one time
um i had a dog i took the vet and i did spend more than, you know, maybe I spent maybe a couple hundred on that.
But that's it. You know, I can't I can't justify six hundred, much less sixty thousand dollars for a dog house.
Robbie on Facebook says not him. If he had 60 grand, he'd be going on vacation for a couple of months.
Yeah, no, that's what I'd rather do. I take my dog with me.
Now for sixty thousand, you could probably go on vacation for six months.
I mean, I don't know.
I could, you know.
As a matter of fact, somebody give me a $60,000 vacation, I'll take it right now, and y'all will see me in six months.
Me too.
Yeah, that's for damn sure.
So of all the pets you've ever had, Marla, what was your favorite?
Oh, don't make me cry.
So my dog Lucy, she was was 15 and she just died about three
years ago yeah now what kind of dog was lucy she was a sharpay um the wrinkly kind yeah sharpay
golden retriever mix best ever i i knew a girl when i was in school uh her name was renee and
her family raised sharpays and it was like 100 a wrinkle is how they charge for them i'm not even kidding one of the houses we bought we got the dog from them oh okay not from them from the neighbor
because they were going to kill the dog whole other story yeah but you rescued it yeah from
yeah and had it 15 years that's amazing though she was a good girl yeah okay all right what
about yourself best uh pet you ever had uh best pet was buddy the
beagle that was the beagle that was that was my dog man they're good dogs they're yappers oh yeah
they bark a lot but they are very cool very loving we rescued him actually he was uh we got him for
free but he was um this was when i lived up in michigan you know as a kid but yeah people they
found him on their they found him on their driveway they lived out in the country and uh just so happened somebody was driving by and just chucked him out the window
he ended up having like a broken rib but healed up and lived a long healthy life what a piece of
shit that was i know really uh so uh how long did you have him we had him from i think we got him
when he was about three years old and i mean till the end of his life I think he was about 17 when he finally died. Okay that's awesome man that's great that's good. You know I'll ask you too
although I know the pets you've had I don't know which one is your favorite what's your favorite
pet? I've got to say Loki my cat. Okay. He's what three going on four years and he's he his name is
Loki for a reason he is the god of mischief um yeah he is sweet one
second and then biting your hand than the other yeah yeah yeah see now that sounds like a great
emotional support animal he is yeah i'll say this you know that this is where sometimes you know
parents and children separate because i don't give a damn about a cat at all uh though you know
this is fine loki's just just fine as a cat he he seems to be all right yeah i have four cats right
now wow yeah because they keep being born behind my clinic and i just like if i see one that's
there like one of them was just like there with no mom or anyone's and still had the placenta and
cord i can't let them die.
So there's four cats in my house.
Well, are you trying to get rid of the cats?
No, I love these babies.
So you're going to keep all of them?
Yeah, well, yeah.
Wow.
They're all different ages.
Sure, sure.
Now, do they all live inside?
Do they live outside?
How does that work for you?
Two live in and out, mostly out, and two are in.
Okay. And of the two that are in, one goes in and out, mostly out, and two are in. Okay.
And of the two that are in, one goes in and out.
She goes out for like 30 seconds, and that's enough.
But the kitten hasn't been neutered yet, so I can't get him outside.
Yeah.
They're good.
No, no, that's great.
It's just four too many cats for me.
Yeah.
They're Jason's friends because he's home all day.
He likes them?
Oh, yeah.
He loves all animals. Really? Yeah. He likes the cats. Yeah, they're Jason's friends because he's home all day. He likes them? Oh, yeah. He loves all animals.
Really?
Yeah.
He likes the cats.
Yeah, and dogs.
Well, dogs are fine. I get dogs.
Yeah, no, I understand that.
There's these cats, though.
They're pretty cool.
Like, my cat fetches and brings the ball back.
That's not enough.
Well, but also doesn't bite me.
Not enough.
Well, one did.
If I had a cat that was a saber-toothed tiger, that'd be cool.
I'd have that cat.
Yeah, that'd be dope, you know, to have like a Mike Tyson tiger or something.
Just watched The Hangover again the other night.
I forget sometimes how funny that movie is in places.
Paging Doctor.
Oh, wait, you can't say that now.
I'm sorry.
That's still funny as hell.
It cracks me up.
I don't know what you're talking about, Paging Doctor.
Say it.
Uh-uh, I'm not going to.
Say it. I'm not going to. I'm not going to.
I'm not going to.
Dr. Fascio, what's your favorite comedy, Marla?
Like movie?
Yes, that would be correct, yeah.
Or throw me just one of them.
It doesn't have to be the favorite one.
Spaceballs.
Spaceballs.
Wow, I did not expect that one.
What did you expect?
I don't know, but that's interesting.
Who's in that?
Who's in that?
Martin Short?
Rick Moranis.
Rick Moranis.
I knew it was one of them.
And then Bill Pullman.
Okay.
Yeah.
Okay.
No, that's fine.
Mel Brooks.
Mel Brooks.
Yeah, I think it was his movie.
Yeah, it is.
Yeah.
All right.
How about you, Rich?
Favorite comedy?
You know, just because I recently watched it.
I mean, there's so many good comedies out there.
But Tuesday after having, you know, Bigfoot guy on, I had to go look up the old Harry
and the Hendersons.
Harry and the Hendersons.
Remember that?
Yeah, man.
I do remember that.
Noah, favorite comedy?
Stepbrothers, hand down.
Yeah, I know.
Yeah.
That is the correct answer.
That's a good one too, though.
And let me doubt you.
The drum scene?
Every time.
Yeah.
Put my nutsack.
I can't. Put my nut sack on your drum set and my son is a drummer so
showing him that is great yeah no no doubt are they uh they're still doing performances at
they are yeah you didn't go i haven't been yet but i plan to yeah i think they got rained out
one sunday and then they were partying Saturday night, so they didn't do it.
Yeah, if you want to get your rock on, you can go to Kendall Park on Sunday.
Is that what it is on Sundays when they do their jams?
I'm telling you, there's a YouTube channel they have, too, isn't it?
I was blown away at their last show in Jacksonville.
Well, you know what we might do?
We might just have to get them on a Friday show and have them come in here and show us.
I'm so stoked. But there's four of them. I don't them come in here and show us. They would be so stoked.
There's four of them. I don't know where he'd put his drums.
He wouldn't.
It would be an acoustic version.
He would be so sad.
I'll get him
a trash tub.
They would love that.
They're really good kids.
We'll talk to him about it for sure.
Step Brothers is definitely one of my all-time favorite movies.
It's one of the most quotable movies.
Oh, by all means, yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, you've got John C. Reilly and Will Ferrell doing improv pretty much the whole movie.
Pretty much the whole movie.
It really is.
And it's phenomenal.
I do.
But I'm a Will Ferrell fan in a lot of cases.
I mean, love uh anchorman
that's great um the movie get hard even with kevin hart what else uh elf elf yeah i mean you know i
mean that's one of the top holiday movies of all time see that one i'm not a fan of not a fan of
it not a fan of buddy l i don't know i just couldn't get into it no it's okay you don't have to i really like him in uh mark walberg and what was that daddy oh daddy's home yeah that was a
very popular movie he sure was yeah uh what else has he been in man was it uh old school
that is i love vince vaughn too man vince vaughn probably hands down one of my favorite actors you've seen his tv show or yeah
what no not even hbo max one of them what is it bad monkey bad monkey yeah what no no no no tell
me more please it's amazing bad monkey it's on okay well tell me about it so he's a cop okay
and there's murders uh-huh and it's funny oh and because he's vince vaughn yeah you want to hear the whole
well i mean is it like an hour long is it a 30 minute sitcom what are we talking about here
i think it's an hour is it a limited series a new series what's going on it's new it's just
one season yeah okay there's a book but it's really good like it's really fun and it's on where
i don't know we have all the stream know. We have all the streamers.
Oh, you have all the streamers.
I see how it goes.
See, this is why you should be a doctor.
Then you get all the streaming services.
No, that's why you should have an IT husband who hacks into it.
It's like me and my movies, I see.
I'm not telling you where.
But let's see.
That is an interesting premise.
Yes, it is.
Oh, yeah?
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All right, Marlon, may I temporarily get you to swap with Nick here
so I can just talk to him about his event that's coming up
because I think everybody is going to want to know about this.
Come on, have a seat, Nick.
Yeah, for sure.
Get on in here, man.
How are you doing this morning, buddy? Welcome. Get up on the mic like that. You see how I am? There you
go. I'm doing well. How y'all doing? Good, man. Good. Introduce yourself, Nick. I'm Nick
Marshall out of Benton. I've been doing the Cabot Bowl for about a year now. It's called
the what now? Cabot Turkey Bowl. The Cabot Turkey Bowl. Okay cabot turkey bowl the cabot turkey bowl okay now uh what is the
cabot turkey bowl uh it's a 18 plus we all uh tackle football but we're not trying to hurt
nobody you know no low blows to the knees if you are uh over over aggressive you know you will be
taken out for a couple plays.
You know, we all have jobs the next day.
It's basically like we all didn't get a chance to play football in high school.
Okay.
So a group of friends just came together, and we just kind of want to have a fun game one day a year.
Yeah, so you started the Cabot Turkey Bowl,
and so, you you know guys from everywhere
come out to compete and and play in this football game is that right? Sir. All right and so you're
recruiting for people to come play and to come watch and it's free is that right? Sir. Okay okay
and now what is it what is the event for is it to bring awareness or to raise money or what? This year is the first year that we've had
a couple sponsorships, Fidelity and Co. and also Pathfinder. Pathfinder, they're in on bring an awareness to disability for the
disability I want to say like kids where they can like have like a quote-unquote
normal life right right about them so yeah Pathfinders benefits you know
physically mentally handicapped kids and getting their life path established and things of that nature.
Is that basically right?
And so this will bring awareness and help them.
And so if people wanted to play in this game, how would they get a hold of you or get involved in it?
You can add me on Instagram at 501Gata.
G-A-T-A?
Gata?
Okay.
501Gata.
I'm a big Gator fan.
Okay.
Okay.
Well, you don't have to say that.
I mean, you know, it's probably not helping your cause any there unless you want to get tackled.
Okay.
501Gata on Instagram.
And who might be somebody who wants to do this?
You just anybody who says, hey, I want to play some ball.
You know, I want to come out and have fun doing it.
Anybody 18 or older is free to come out.
Like I said, it's free to play.
Now, if I've got a cannon for an arm and I'm a hell of a quarterback
and I want to play, do I get to throw the ball?
Do I just get to pick a position I want?
How does that work?
Oh, we all, like my team has a quarterback. Do I get to throw the ball? Do I just get to pick a position I want? How does that work?
We all – like my team has a quarterback. I'm on the Eagles, and then the Jets has a quarterback.
I want to speak kind of a little highly on my quarterback,
Reese Coates out of Bryant High School.
Yeah.
He came from Pocahontas, was a quarterback there,
and he went to Bryant, took a starting position there,
was a wide receiver slash quarterback,
and played a little bit of safety.
Yeah.
And then went on to UCA, and he played quarterback there.
I feel like we're going to run some RPOs,
and we're ready to take the dove.
Okay.
Okay.
So when is the event and what time will it happen?
The event is November 10th and it'll take place at 1.30.
Okay.
And where at?
In Cabot, Arkansas.
Uh-huh.
Is there a location in Cabot or just show up at Cabot?
There is a location.
I don't currently have that.
We don't have that in front of us.
Okay. Maybe you can help him out on that because I definitely want to know where to go. Yeah,
it looks like it's going to be November 10th. So it's this Sunday and 38 Spirit Drive in Cabot.
38 Spirit Drive. And what is that for people? Is there a landmark there? Is it a business name or
anything? Well, let me get back to you sorry 38 spirit drive
in cabot and uh do they have do they bring their own chairs or their seats there what's going on
with that uh like last year there was bleachers there so people had had a chance to sit okay doing
raffles okay you're gonna do raffles and give prizes away okay uh fidelico's coming coming out and they're giving a bunch of coffee coffee away we're gonna
have five twenty dollar uh gift card giveaways as well as uh mvp voting for the best player
well it sounds like a lot of fun man last year Last year we had ribbons to tell which team was which.
I was on LSU, played Arkansas, and I made three field goals,
forced a couple fumbles, and got the fumbles.
I feel like I led my team to a victory.
Looking forward to doing the same.
You're just lucky I'm not on the opposing team.
Yeah, I mean, that's all I can say.
So it looks like it'll be at Cabot Junior High School.
Okay, Cabot Junior High.
Okay, that makes perfect sense.
Cabot Junior High.
And now you also said that there's going to be,
I mean, it's a family-friendly event.
There's going to be things for the kids to do out there too.
Yes, sir.
Right, so are you guys going to have, like, bounce houses?
What going on?
I know there's going to be concessions.
Some games.
I know Johnny's girl and her friends are going to be having, like,
some games for the kids to play.
He didn't say, like, if there's going to be jump houses or not.
Okay.
But, yeah.
And I'll be out there doing commentary play-by-play for you.
Will you?
Okay, well, that'll be exciting.
That'll be a lot of fun then.
All right.
Well, Nick, man, we couldn't be more thankful that you came by and shared that information. We'll make sure and get a link up for everybody to find that and hopefully get you some folks there, okay?
Yes, sir.
All right, man.
Appreciate you.
Oh, yeah, absolutely. Marley, you want to swap back out?
Thank God for having me on.
Oh, no, so glad to have you. And we'll talk to you again here in a little bit so just a little bit more information on that patrick yes sir if they're
interested in playing or you know just being involved in the game they need to be there at
the cabot junior high north field at 12 30 p.m on 12 30 p.m on sunday they can come as early as 11 30
to start practicing uh there'll be plenty of water for players and staff and everything
and uh yeah
four quarters 13 minutes each should be a fun time and i'm looking forward to it yeah that
sounds like fun all right let's talk about this because well we need to cases of a rare genital
fungus oh dubbed jock itch have risen in new York this year. That's right. We're talking
about a highly contagious super jock itch. You heard of super gonorrhea? You're super jock itch.
Jock itch is bad. Super jock itch is worse. The first U.S. case of trichophyton, mentagrophytes genotype 7, the genital fungus, was recorded in June this
year. This week, the CDC issued a report revealing there have been additional infections diagnosed.
If the fungus becomes infected, it can cause tinea, which affects skin around the groin, inner
thighs, and buttocks.
All the people diagnosed with the infection in New York City were men.
The CDC said all four patients were cisgender men, 30 to 39, who did report recent sexual
contact.
But the infections have been reported to...
Oh, it says it traveled from asia due to sex tourism yeah oh yeah i don't think kova did it but uh certainly it came on the back of another bug
from kovid uh symptoms of the infection include itchy red ring-shaped rash, flaky, peeling skin, a burning sensation.
Well, everybody's had jock itch at some point.
It's just, well, not everybody.
Every guy has had jock itch at some point.
But this is a super jock itch.
Look, I remember, look, in the marching band, and, you know, it's not exciting,
but, yeah, I was in the marching band.
We had polyester uniforms. Uh, when you practice in summer and a long, uh, set of pants and shirt that are
polyester, you're going to get jock itch whether you want to or not, because you're baking it
at like three 50 in there, you know? And, uh, it's miserable. I can't imagine how that super
jock itch is. Sounds terrible. Yeah. It sounds like people are going to be you know grabbing
right little mini rakes the one off the desk they use to get the sand you know what i'm talking about
yeah that's that's bad so i guess uh my uh encouragement to you is don't put your crotch
around something you don't know right now i mean i think that's a good you know just that is a good
rule to follow yeah you know now that i think about, it is just good general advice, isn't it?
Don't put your crotch near anything you don't really know.
Basic, you know, basic things you should do 101.
Yeah, I'm really glad you pointed that out.
That does make a lot of sense to me now.
All right, let's take a look at this then.
And I think this is a pretty crazy story right here.
a pretty crazy story right here.
North Korean soldiers who have joined the front lines in Ukraine on behalf of Russia now have unrestricted access to the Internet
for the first time in their lives.
Because, as you know, in North Korea, the Internet is illegal.
You cannot use it.
You cannot watch it.
You cannot have it.
Well, those soldiers are ruined.
Well, they are, apparently.
They are apparently using it to consume large amounts of adult content.
I was just going to say that.
Yes, yes.
They're like, there's Asian women on here.
Yeah.
As a result, they're gorging on pornography, according to Financial Times foreign affairs commentator Gideon Rockman,
he posted that the habits of the 10,000 North Korean soldiers sent by Kim Jong-un to bolster the effort
is overwhelming in their porn binge-watching.
He said, as entertaining as that sounds, I can't confirm or deny.
Well, they're military. They're not going to tell you the truth.
But yeah, these guys have been deprived their entire life of anything to do with the
internet and now all of a sudden they're looking at porn and they don't want to even fight they're
like yeah i'll fight later let me look at this for a minute i mean can you imagine that all that time
uh you know never having access to the internet it It must be. And the first thing they do.
Well, yeah.
I mean, well, because probably, if I'm being honest,
the Ukrainian went, or the Russian went,
do you never use internet?
Let me show you something.
Come here.
Let me show you this.
He's like, oh, wow.
You know, I mean, like, yeah.
I don't even want to fight it. Culture shock.
Good strategy.
Yeah. No, that, yeah. I don't even want to fight it. Good strategy.
Yeah, no, that's great.
Yeah, if I were the Ukrainians,
I would just start sending them links to everything so they wouldn't fight.
Right.
Yeah, start sending them all kinds of...
Here, try xvideos.com.
Have you been to that one?
All right, let's do something else.
It doesn't say it on the box,
but Hot Pockets will totally burn your penis.
This is very true.
This is interesting, and I saw this, and I just thought, wow, you know, I mean,
look, you know, you think about someone like Elon Musk,
and obviously, you know, he's the owner of Tesla, SpaceX, X, the, you know, social media,
the world. Well, you just think, I mean, how much more time can this cat even have on his hands?
In a surprise appearance on Joe Rogan the day before, he veered away from his normal stuff to reveal that he's one of the top 20 Diablo 4 players in the world.
That list has literally two Americans on the whole list.
I mean, really?
You think he's bullshitting?
Maybe he was exaggerating?
No, it's true.
It might be easy to be skeptical of the claims, but it's actually he's the number 19 Diablo 4 player in the world
in terms of timed runs on what's called Pit 150.
If you follow him on Twitter,
in between thousands of posts on other things and a few Rocket videos,
he has indeed periodically shared videos of himself playing that
at extremely high levels.
Apparently, I don't know how the game works, but it says usually he's a barbarian
and has been known to complain directly to Blizzard about their class-needing buffs.
But like everyone, he recently played Spirit Horn during the Vessel of Hatred expansion,
which is responsible for his number 19 ranking.
Are you surprised to find that Elon Musk is also in the top 20 game players in the world?
Yeah, I mean, how do you have that kind of time with all the companies you're running?
That's what I wonder. I mean, the guy, I mean, Jesus, I, you know, I'm barely getting by with
what I do, and I can't figure out how to get my schedule, you know, I'm barely getting by with what I do and I can't figure out how to get my,
my schedule, you know, uh, writing down.
I mean, how's this guy running a rocket company, an electric car company, uh, you know, playing video games.
Uh, I mean, that's crazy.
That game takes time too.
Does it?
Yeah.
I mean, I've seen a little bit of gameplay on it.
It, it, it takes.
What is a, I don't know a lot about it.
It's like a role-playing game
i think it's like um i actually have it it's uh you have it yeah i have diablo 4 really did a few
times okay are you know are you right up there with elon number no definitely not that was gonna
be my first i like that you know they had to question the legitimacy of it after you know
the guys created electric cars and everything like oh don't believe he can play video games too
no it does
make sense that he could it's a you know it's a you know dungeon role-playing game you go around
and you know you hunt all kinds of creatures and whatever is it akin to like red dead redemption
no no i wouldn't is it more of a halo um no i would say more like World of Warcraft. Okay, okay, okay. You know, that type of medieval fighting game.
Okay, okay.
Yeah, I remember playing Dungeons & Dragons as a kid,
but that was not a video game.
That was just, you know, you'd read out of the book,
roll the dice, you'd do all this.
I mean, it's kind of the same thing.
It's along the same format.
That's what most of those games derive from,
is, you know, the old tabletop Dungeons & Dragons. kind of the same thing along the same format that's what most of those games derive from is
you know the old tabletop dungeons and dragons so those games do they not have action in them
like a regular game i mean you're just following prompts basically and and uncovering mysteries
things like that or is there action oh there's action like i mean you're so essentially you're
you're your character or whatever and you're walking around this world.
And I mean, you have to go to different towns or whatever to further the missions.
But yeah, while you're walking along, you're running into all kinds of creatures or running through dungeons, clearing them out and getting-
So it goes into Tekken mode, then you start whooping ass?
No, it's just-
So with Diablo, it's all like kind of overhead view.
And then it's just, you know, swords and spells.
And, you know, if you're a wizard,
you can shoot off missiles.
Yeah.
You know, heal yourself.
Yeah, no, I don't,
definitely don't have time in my day for it.
Yeah.
I can tell you that.
But that's cool though.
I mean, a lot of people do like it.
Marla, are you a video gamer?
No, I was popular.
Oh.
No, I've just never never i've never gotten into that no i've never gotten into that i had a job in high school and i never
got into games and it was just me and my mom at home yeah we didn't game okay okay i think i got
announcing going for me yeah no yeah no, you, definitely, definitely.
No, that was a great line.
That's funny.
No, I'm not much of a gamer other than Mario Kart.
I mean, beyond that, I'm not.
I just don't have time, just like you.
I just, there's no time.
I just don't know where I could find it.
And I have other interests.
That's just not something I've ever been interested in.
Yeah.
Ever.
Now, what is your guilty pleasure then? I like Jason.. Yeah. Now, what is your guilty pleasure then?
I do like him.
What is your guilty pleasure then?
As far as like what I do?
Well, like, you know, if you have like video games, let's be honest.
Well, now you can get paid to do it.
Yeah, I have a patient.
That's what he does.
It's crazy.
Really?
Yeah, he was paralyzed when he was 16.
And he's a motocross, you know, like, and he plays games on YouTube and gets paid.
Really?
Yeah.
Well, we need to talk to him.
Okay.
Yeah, I'd love to talk to that guy.
That'd be very cool.
That'd be cool.
He's a man now, but yeah.
I would assume so, yeah.
Well, I mean, you said a guy, yeah.
I mean, he's 16.
When I saw him, now he's 22 or 23.
I mean, he's 16 when I saw him.
Now he's 22 or 23.
But if I need to de-stress or whatever, I'm going to go make some crafts.
I'm going to make some cups or something, you know, anything like that.
So you like to do creative crafty art and crafts.
I drew the cover for Jason's children's book.
Oh, that's cool.
I'm trying to finish that.
He's got a children's book coming?
Jason does.
Yeah, is it like a healthy activity book or somethingason does yeah it's like a healthy activity book or something no it's about it's like anti-bullying oh that's cool it's a
turtle um that's afraid to go in a shell so yeah bullied for that okay and then he's got a group
of friends of other animals a bobcat that's a vegetarian um a vegetarian bobcat yeah it's just it's really good that's cute we're
in the process of trying to get that that's very cool very cool he's very smart boy well i i would
think so yeah uh and now you game of course what's what's your game of choice man uh lately it's been
either 2k uh nba 2k nba 2K or Batman Arkham Knight.
You know, I've heard a lot of people talking about that game.
It seems to be very popular.
It's a lot of fun.
I mean, you go through the array of Batman villains, the Penguin.
Yeah.
But now it is a more action-oriented game.
Is it more like a Call of Duty call of duty halo type uh thing or how
would you it's not a multiplayer game so you're not playing online or anything but you're there's
a story mode that you go through so kind of like in the perspective of red dead except for
uh except for red dead is of course western and you're in the perspective of Batman. Right. And going through Gotham.
Whatever, Gotham, yeah.
Yeah, it's really cool.
There's a lot to play with it.
Okay, all right.
So in that game, what was the biggest surprise to you
as far as graphics and things of that nature?
The amount of just different upgrades for Batman. The gadgets, the different storylines that you can go through
as far as all the different side quests.
So it's got a lot of texture and a lot of different things you can do and upgrade,
and so that keeps it fresh and fun, I guess.
Absolutely.
Yeah, because you've got the the joker's in the in your
ear pretty much the whole time but he's not you're not fighting against him you're fighting against
you're being taunted by him and he's sending his henchmen and whatnot right scarecrows there yeah
you know all the big ones yeah yeah that sounds like one i would like to play that sounds really
cool okay welcome to the dark side there Dr. Marla. There you go.
Yeah, well, and the Wonder Woman, she's got her own game now.
Oh, really?
No, she doesn't.
I was just kidding.
I just wanted to get her excited about it.
Yeah, now that does sound like a fun game, actually.
Yeah.
Is it a game a lot of people are, is it competitive online?
I know you don't compete online, but no.
Yeah, I don't really know.
To me, I just play it.
You just play it to play it and have fun.
Yeah, because it'll occupy your time for sure.
Well, yeah, I would imagine so.
I mean, hell, you need a damn near a manual to operate these games anymore.
You know, it's a struggle for me.
I'm stupid.
You know, I agree with that because i remember like i went into a
video game store and they were asking me about downloadable content or something and i was like
no man passes the ball right yeah yeah i need to know yeah i see and you're you're you're right
there with me i you know uh punch yeah run jump joystick done i was i was raised on the old you
know nintendo you know two buttons and you know Yeah, no, that's what we were talking about the other day.
Uh-oh.
What do we got going here?
What is that, buddy?
Oh, come on in.
Oh, I think that's Johnny from the Cabot Turkey Bowl.
Okay, okay.
Have a seat, Johnny.
We'll get you on here in a little bit, okay?
All right, let's change this up for a second.
Life hack.
Bullhorn fart amplifier.
Give me that bullhorn.
Hey!
Here you go.
Yeah, I don't want it back.
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like the Mission Impossible movies? Oh, yeah. Yeah, you're a fan?
Yeah, yeah.
Okay.
Or how about you, Noah?
Yeah, of course.
Tom Cruise.
Yeah.
How about yourself, Marla?
Yeah.
Yeah?
Oh, well, that's awesome.
That's awesome.
Why are you so surprised?
I don't know.
Baseball?
I feel like this is a setup coming.
No, it's not a setup.
But sometimes ladies don't like Tom Cruise, you know?
Well, I mean, yeah, he's crazy.
Yeah, no, he definitely is crazy.
He's also doing his own stunts. That's also
crazy cool. He might be the greatest stuntman
in the history of time, honestly.
There's nothing he will not do.
And I think that I kind of respect that, but I mean,
him as a person, he's nuts.
Yeah, well, he's a Scientologist. What would you expect?
Exactly. But I expect all those people
are crazy as hell.
And he's a flounder pounder.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, stop it.
Yeah.
Yeah, the old internet rumor of him humping fish.
Yeah, no.
Well, listen to this.
The production of Mission Impossible 8 has had some difficulties, particularly due to the strikes in 2023. But shooting has wrapped.
The film's in post-production.
The film's budget, they say, is approaching $400 million to make it.
Jeez.
Wow.
To make it.
Now, in fairness to him, every one of the Mission Impossible movies,
I think except the first one, have far exceeded that amount in box office production.
But $400 million to make a movie.
Do you know what you could do with $400 million?
I could buy one of those Louis Vuitton dog houses.
You definitely could buy two or three of them, actually.
Yeah, I think you could put one in every room.
Yeah, for sure.
I wonder how that compares with the Fast and Furious franchise,
like on budget-wise to make a movie.
Because I imagine they've had to spend a pretty good amount making those movies.
I'm certain, yeah.
I mean, there's a lot of cars and stuff in it.
Not a bunch of, like, CGI?
Well, there is some CGI, sure.
For the cars?
I don't know, but, you know, Tom Cruise, he didn't like that CGI shit.
He said, get that out of here.
Yeah, I'll hang off the side of an airplane.
I don't care.
Yeah, that was pretty cool. It was it was cool he's like the american jackie chan
wow you're kind of right that's kind of a great analogy to be honest with you i mean
he literally did that uh you know in the most recent one where he's on the motorcycle and he
jumps off and he does the parachute he did that stunt four times to get it right and he jumps off, and he does the parachute. He did that stunt four times to get it right. Yeah, that's what I was going to say.
And he did it himself.
I mean, you know, and look, I get it.
You know, you're Tom Cruise. But to talk myself into driving a motorcycle off a cliff,
even with a parachute on.
And I think he even said that.
The first one, he had to, like, really psych himself up.
And then after that, it was just.
I wonder how Tom Cruise psychs himself.
You're Tom Cruise. Clowners. tom yeah that's it big mouth bass big mouth bass all right well obviously in mission impossible there are lots of gadgets and lots of spying but now there are lots
of gadgets spying on you many popular home gadgets apparently from air fryers to your TVs now, are collecting your
personal data more than you know. According to this report from a consumer group, the study
found that some air fryers, I said your air fryer, can track your precise location, record audio, and send data to servers in other countries.
That's your air fryer.
Your nuggets are in it.
That's wild.
It knows where you are.
It's sending your conversations.
It's recording you.
Why?
Why not?
How are they going to advertise to you if they don't know what you're talking about?
How do you think you get that ad on your phone?
You know how you get that ad on your phone.
Among the findings, some air fryers sent personal data to servers in China.
Certain smart TVs required zip codes or were linked to trackers from Facebook and Google.
Smart speakers raised concerns while Amazon and Google offer some privacy controls.
They still do heavily rely on data tracking.
And do you know even if you wanted to turn off your, you know,
put your privacy controls on your Amazon or your, you know, whatever speakers,
would you even know how?
I mean, it's like on the iPhone, you've got to go 20 levels in to stop ads on it.
Yeah.
I wouldn't know.
No? You don't have an air fryer no no i do you do it's
just a small little one but it's still listening to you yeah well the ones don't have ears that
thing's going in the trash yeah that's right man that's i was wondering why i had so many
commercials uh on my phone yesterday for you know like kung pao chicken and stuff yeah that's what
it is you see it's the air fryer.
It's listening to you.
The air fryer.
It's recording your sex, uploading it.
Here, I thought it was all the TVs and computers and everything. It's not recording his sex.
Well, probably not.
Why not?
I don't know.
Hey, old man.
Okay, but I have a question.
Is it only certain types of air fryers?
I would imagine that it would have only certain types of air fryers?
I would imagine that it would have to be a smart air fryer.
I'm sure.
Why do you need a smart air fryer?
Everybody's got smart.
You have smart, what, thermostats?
Smart door tabs?
Refrigerators?
When Connie moved, she gave me their washer and dryer that you can connect to your phone.
Why do I need to do that?
Well, that's a good question.
Why would you need to do that?
Why does mine play music? I don't need the do that? Well, that's a good question. Why would you need to do that? Why does mine play music?
I don't need the internet on my refrigerator when it's in my hand all the time. Why don't you need the internet on your refrigerator?
Because I don't know how to cook.
But it's in my hand all the time.
I just don't get all that.
But now it's coming together.
Yeah, it's one of those things where, you know, they wanted to connect everything in the world together.
But, you know, really, all you're doing is just making it easier for it to come in and listen to you.
You know, I mean, that's what goes on.
Right here, a whole bunch of boring nothing.
Recrafting.
This is a true story.
They admit it even when your phone's off.
Even when your phone's off.
Oh, yeah.
It listens.
It records.
I'll tell you something weird that I learned, too, if you don't know this.
If you, and we were talking about this, we may have been talking about it here,
but if you use your cell phone and it's dark outside, you might see it,
but your cell phone takes pictures of you every so many seconds.
Yeah.
Did you know that?
It's constantly taking photos of you.
It's constantly taking photos of you constantly taking photos
of everything around it like every 30 seconds to a minute and if like if you were in the battlefield
the reason that they don't want you to have your cell phone out there is when they put the infrared
on you can see that light you can't see the person but you can damn sure see the light on that phone taking pictures really yes wow yeah
how's that make you feel about your privacy smile right yeah right you're always on candid
camera that's how that works right there man all right let's uh let's get to this we need to
This is the segment Not like the other
People do stupid shit
You say, oh brother
Hey, it's not a copy or a clone
Of any previous bit
But if you think so, hey
We don't give a shit
Yeah
Whack-a-doo, bend the noose Yeah, a special extended version coming soon it'll be downloadable
so uh i know everybody's been asking for it we'll have some extra beats in there and i think uh
skrillex is going to do a remix for me so that you don't have like a holiday album version coming out
or anything i i you know hey thanks a lot man for blowing the surprise you asshole
my bad my bad god i was going to tell everybody that next month man rudolph the angry patrick
reindeer yeah something like that uh all right let's get to uh some idiots here a man accused
of stealing nearly two hundred thousand dollars from a larue county church stealing from god
uh is awaiting extradition in flor Florida following a multi-agency collaboration.
According to Hodgenville PD, a complaint was filed on October 28th regarding a theft.
Local church provider Don Boggs owed $194,791 to replace a roof.
Boggs allegedly failed to start the work.
Multiple attempts to get him to complete the job failed,
so they paid him.
He's in jail right now waiting for extradition back.
He's being charged with theft by unlawful taking for property.
Well, that's a bad written thing.
But, yeah.
So, basically, he caught them.
Yeah, he scammed them. Yeah, he scammed them.
He scammed them.
Yeah, he said, yeah, no, I can do the route.
Pay me up, and I'll go get it.
Right.
Yeah.
Now, Jesus has a special place for him.
Yep.
Speaking of Florida,
a Stewart police arrested a Port St. Lucie man
for trying to steal cooking oil
from a closed restaurant using a tanker truck.
Wow.
Isn't it always Florida?
Well, Florida disproportionately reports crime more than others, to be honest.
But an officer spotted a tanker truck traveling south on a federal highway that seemed familiar.
The truck reportedly continued on US 1 before pulling in a parking lot of a closed restaurant.
That prompted the officer to investigate.
Well, he found the tanker parked near the restaurant with the driver, Julio Hernandez,
inside an enclosed dumpster area.
Apparently, it states a transfer tube connected the truck to a storage tank filled with used
cooking oil, which raised suspicions.
He couldn't provide evidence he was authorized to remove the oil.
The restaurant manager confirmed no such arrangement existed.
Now, who knew used cooking oil was working?
I was going to say, why, though?
Why is it, you know?
Why are you mad he took it, and why is he taking it?
What is he doing with this?
It's obviously sell it.
I think Diddy.
That's what I was thinking.
Maybe it's a new Diddy party.
He can't really, on the retail, buy the big roll anymore,
but on the low-key, he gets some use for it.
Johnson & Johnson, you're out of business,
but McDonald's, hey, let me get some of that grease.
Yeah, smells like fries.
I love it.
All right, over 250 chickens seized from a property in Arizona
after sheriff's deputies executed a search warrant.
The said 41-year-old Jose Balderrama arrested for owning animals with the purpose of cockfighting.
That's funny about cockfighting, man.
Deputies were dispatched to a property south of Tucson.
Possible theft alleged observed signs of illegal
cockfighting and breeding. A total of 271 chickens and four dogs removed from the property,
handed over to an animal shelter. They said it's one of the worst things involving chickens
in recent memory. I think that the McCrispy would say otherwise.
say otherwise i'm just saying you know all right spanish police said wednesday they seized 13 tons of cocaine the country's largest ever haul of the drug 13 tons that'd be about 26 000 pounds of
cocaine it's an enormous amount that's a great weekend right there um you know no huh no no no cocaine's just for the weekend
that's how i got diagnosed with adhd okay yeah well how's that well because you know i've tried
some of it and everybody's all you know this is when i was younger but yeah everybody's all you
know going crazy and all hyped up and i'm just sitting over in the corner like i can read yeah
no that's fantastic i i can understand. I can actually somewhat understand that. Yeah,
I can understand that. A woman believed to be a partner of the import company
has been arrested. It was a container ship that arrived from Ecuador's largest city,
and the ship carried crates of bananas that concealed identically designed boxes containing
the cocaine, and intelligence from
Ecuador police tipped off the Spanish authorities. Massive hauls of drugs have been hidden in banana
shipments throughout Europe before. In February, British authorities said they found more than
12,000 pounds in a shipment of bananas, shattering the record for a single seizure in the Netherlands they got 17,600 pounds of
cocaine and crates of bananas maybe you should try apples I don't know maybe the
bananas are obvious now at this point just a quick comment on Facebook I'm
trying to find out more but apparently the cooking oil from restaurants yes
Curtis Lee Moore says they use it to run in their diesel trucks.
No,
they don't.
Yeah.
I'm trying to find it.
That's what I said.
I said,
with the cooking oil,
are you sure about that?
Well,
he might be right.
I don't know.
I mean,
he could be right.
I mean,
I would at least understand the value of it,
I guess then.
Well,
I mean,
that would make sense if you're still in it for that.
Yeah.
I just,
I don't know if I buy that or don't buy that. That sounds, uh, waiting to find out more. We'll see if I can still in it for that. Yeah. I just, I don't know if I buy that or don't buy that.
That sounds, uh, waiting to find out more.
We'll have to see if I can look at it.
Okay.
All right.
Good enough.
Then let's go here.
Um, oh, well, here you go.
Uh, Bon Jovi is joining the lineup of the Grammy awards.
There were Latin Grammys.
Congratulations.
No one cares.
All right.
Um, yeah, don't care about that okay a lot of
no no don't like that either let's oh yeah here we go wow yes cooking oil also known as vegetable
oil can be used as a fuel in a diesel engine what are you talking about wow google man
you're telling me you can take the cooking oil out of a damn dumpster and run a diesel truck?
For short periods of time and can provide acceptable engine performance and emissions in a diesel truck.
So strictly oil or oil and gas mixed together like whenever you run your...
Like a weed eater, you mean?
Yeah, weed eater.
I don't think it's oil and gas mixed together.
I think it's just oil.
Yeah.
But what about all the nugget crumblies in it?
That's not going to, you know, get the valve stuck or something?
I'm not a mechanic, man.
I'm just looking it up on Google.
Yeah, I'm a little...
Diesel engines with vegetable oils offer acceptable engine performance and emissions for short-term operation.
Long-term operation results in operational and durability problems.
Well, why is there no diesel company buying every bit of used oil there is?
It had to be for something else.
And then it just says straight vegetable oil is not the same as biodiesel.
I mean, duh.
Right.
And is generally not recommended for long-term vehicle use.
It doesn't give me the recipe of how it works.
It's just that apparently it works.
Okay.
We'll talk about this more.
A new lawsuit out of Oregon is a true head scratcher,
a bicyclist riding along minding his own business when an ambulance made a right turn and ran into him.
After the accident, the driver of
the ambulance, seeing that the cyclist had a fractured nose, some scrapes, and some other
injuries, picked up the victim, took him to the hospital. Travis Mayer is the lawyer for the
victim, 71-year-old William Hoche, and he alleges his client got a bill for $1,862 for the ambulance ride to go along with the $47,000 in medical expenses.
Should you get charged for a ride in the ambulance that hits you?
I would law your right.
Yeah, I think that seems a little egregious there, doesn't it?
Okay, hey, for those who don't know,
the exploding well story from 44 years ago in Florence, Oregon, is considered by many to be the very first viral news story.
It was so impactful, in fact, that Oregon has made Exploding Well Day an official holiday in the state now.
That's right. So how does it work? Well, the official date, November 12th, festivities include a stage featuring two people dressed as whales,
as well as local merchants stocking up on and selling exploding wealthy merchandise.
It all stems from a dead sperm whale that washed up and was later exploded
in an attempt to clear it from the beach with bits of whale carcass
flying far enough to land on spectators,
damaging park cars, and creating a great viral moment.
I do remember that video.
It's an old one, but that's pretty crazy.
Sometimes, and this is gross, but you see it.
Sometimes whales, you know, when they die in the ocean and they float up to the top,
and they do swell up like that.
And occasionally it will kill sharks that and uh occasionally uh it will
kill sharks that are are trying to eat it because when they buy it'll blow basically explode that's
cool yeah that is kind of cool yeah i want to see that yeah then the other sharks eat that shark and
the whale right yeah it is interesting isn't it uh One of life's great mysteries is that of the consistently broken McDonald's ice cream machine.
Now a new copyright rule might offer relief to customers baffled by it.
The Digital Millennium Copyright Act serves as protection for the code embedded in the ice cream machine.
Because of legislation, it's been illegal for third parties like McDonald's employees or franchise operators
to break the digital locks. Earlier this week, a new exemption was put in place that would allow
outside vendors to fix the ice cream machine. So this sounds like a very well thought up excuse
by McDonald's for, Hey, we're still not going to fix it, but here's a better reason that maybe
you might buy. Well, now they can pay somebody else besides that you know they couldn't only corporate could
fix it and so because they couldn't hire an outside source to do it it would just say they're
not working until they could get some goon by to do whatever he did now you can get a local goon
to do it and get the shake machine up again i was going to say or they can just contract out to dairy queen or something and you know that might not work for them real well they make more
money doing that yeah letting it break down yeah getting it fixed they made the company who makes
the the machines they make more money doing that well sure they do that's how they used to do with
cars you know in the 80s every car was designed to break down parts had a had a lifespan on them, and that's how they made their money.
Still make a lot of money on parts, to be honest with you.
Back in 1964, pop artist Andy Warhol was very much into consumerism,
made a sculpture inspired by various products.
One such sculpture was a carton of Brillo pads.
One of them became the topic of an HBO documentary
as it sold for $3 million at an auction.
What the context comes...
Hold on.
This doesn't even make...
The rest of this makes...
I don't even know who wrote it, what they said,
but look, it doesn't matter.
$3 million art Brillo pad from Andy Warhol.
I always thought Andy Warholhol was trash to be honest with
you yeah i never got it i never understood it i guess the one picture with the four colors in it
was kind of cool but other than that i've never seen one single thing is that i wouldn't you know
throw in the bottom of a bird cage for him to crap on everybody on facebook is saying i thought trump
fixed the ice cream machine make ice cream great again i. I'm sure he will. I'm sure. Just hang on. Give it 10 minutes. They'll all be ready today. And let's end on this
one. A strange looking animal spotted in Ritter Park, Huntington, West Virginia has locals puzzled
after it was filmed mingling with a herd of deer. Where's Matt Orton at? Matt? We need him.
Our Bigfoot hunter.
Brittany Keller saw the creature while driving to work, managed to catch a short video.
When I stopped to take a better look, I realized it was something I'd never seen before.
She posted the video online, sparking speculation.
Some suggested it might be a lemur, though they're native to Madagascar.
Animal expert Andy McKee said, looks like a fox with mange.
It's funny how that animals with mange look like everything else.
But the animal they are, isn't it?
What?
What is mange?
Mange is a condition that animals get
where it's a skin condition
and typically their hair will all fall out
or in patches at least.
But sometimes they'll go, if it's like they live in the wild they might actually kind of become hairless
which can be problem you know i mean it's embarrassing number one you're naked
you know around everyone all the time uh number two you might be cold yeah and number three it
itches like hell like uh super jock itch, but another level, you know? Super main itch.
Yeah.
All right.
Let's change it up.
It doesn't say it on the box, but Hot Pockets will totally burn your penis.
That is what they say.
It will do that.
So, Marla, what is your weekend about?
What do you got going on this coming weekend?
I'm flying to Savannah.
Savannah, Georgia.
To see Connie.
Are you really?
Well, you'll tell her I always said hello.
Absolutely.
Yeah, what are y'all going to do there?
We were going to see Justin Timberlake in Jacksonville, but Connie got the night wrong,
so we're not going, even though she has tickets.
So, he's out of jail from his dewey?
I guess.
I don't know.
Okay, that's good.
I've already seen him.
I wasn't excited, so I got really excited've already seen him. I wasn't excited.
So I got really excited when she said we don't have to go.
Really?
Yeah.
Oh.
Once was enough.
But there's like a haunted.
But doesn't he dance and stuff?
I just don't care.
I just don't care.
No, Justin was cool back in what, 06, 07?
I like no two or three songs of his.
And I don't need.
Connie, you're great. I love you. I like no two or three songs of his and I don't need it's a bet.
Connie,
you're great.
I love you,
but there's a haunted mansion in Savannah.
I kind of want to go tour.
Yeah.
Does she,
she lives there.
Yeah.
I haven't asked her.
Yeah.
Maybe a problem. Yeah.
I think it's called a Soller's weed.
And I thought,
I thought like the Soller's weed house.
And I thought,
Oh,
a dispensary.
Right?
No,
it's a haunted mansion.
She probably went and bought, because she was sad, all of Justin's greatest concerts
so that you could have a marathon.
Oh, I hope so.
Yeah, I hope so.
I hope you're watching.
I'm going to cancel that flight.
Sexy back over and over.
No, we're going to have a good time.
And then she's flying home with me.
Okay, okay.
Now, you're flying by yourself? Uh-huh. Yeah. Do you fly first class? I'm going to have a good time. She's flying home with me. You're flying by yourself?
Do you fly first class?
I'm going to. Are you?
I've never done it.
It's like $45
to check your bag or $83
to upgrade to first class.
I'm doing that. Really?
That does mathematically kind of make sense.
Isn't this $8? Have you done it?
No.
This is exciting. I wonder what that It does mathematically kind of make sense. Isn't this $8 a drink? Have you done it? Have you been in first class? No. No.
Oh, this is exciting.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So I wonder what that means when you're in first class.
I hope it's a foot massage.
I'm certain of that.
Yeah.
Yeah. It might be the guy in the seat in front of you.
That's okay.
That's okay.
That's a perk.
I don't know.
So yeah, when we fly back, Connie and I have decided instead of paying all that to check
your bag, plus it's $8 if you want a soda or whatever. Yeah. It's free. Wait, $8? I think that's what it said. They don't give
you free stuff? Well, first class, yes. Oh, I see. But if you're in the slums, it's $8 for a soda.
So why not upgrade? Yeah, I thought you got free soda and peanuts at least. No peanuts,
people are allergic. Yeah. Oh my God. If you have a peanut allergy, you can die on that plane.
Yeah.
Well, we got to thin the herd, Marla.
I agree.
But I don't.
We've got to do it.
More gluten, more peanuts in everything.
That's what I say.
What are you doing this weekend?
What am I doing this weekend?
Well, that is a great question.
Let's see.
This weekend, I've probably got you know six or
eight showings that I'm doing on homes and then we're we've been working on emptying clearing out
our storage unit and bringing everything back you know getting kind of going through it and I guess
Marie Kondo-ing my storage unit if you will.. You know, because we've had stuff in storage for a couple years.
And when you do that, you start to think, well, I haven't had it for two years.
Did I really need it?
But you have to go through it.
Oh, no, you have to painstakingly go through it.
Now, Jason will just toss it.
He doesn't care.
No, he doesn't.
Or you get sidetracked.
Like, you open a bin, and it's like, oh, shit, look at this, man.
Yeah. Nostalgic. get sidetracked like you open a bin and it's like oh look at this man nostalgic did you does everybody keep stuff from their uh school years you know does everybody have a keepsake box
somewhere with you know stuff from school stuff from your early part of your life that you carry
with you my mom has a lot of my stuff i don't know why but i just have yearbooks yeah you have
yearbooks okay you would have been
well I know you have one whether you know you do or not you have one at my house yeah I've got a
couple um I've got my yearbooks I just went through it actually because I'm moving this
weekend too yeah um but it I threw half of it away you did did? Yeah, half the stuff. I don't like to keep too much.
Yeah, no, I don't know why my mom kept my math paper from third grade.
You know, it's got a star on it and an A+.
Probably the only time I got an A+.
I was like, yeah, I better keep this one because he sucks at math.
So you keep, do you have like a personal bin or something?
No, I've got nothing.
I don't know.
I mean, there may be something up at my parents, but as far as me personally.
Yeah, it's got pictures from when I was a kid, actual photographs, not the kind on your phone.
You know, the ones that you see in pictures that an Instamatic spit out with the white bottom.
You know, shake it like a Polaroid picture.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
Yeah, I got those. And they're all terrible. All the pictures are basically
terrible. Uh, I don't know why, you know, I, I feel guilty about throwing the shit away. I don't
know why I even feel guilty about it. It's like, what do I care? My kids don't give a damn about
the A plus I got in third grade. They're never going to look at that and go, Oh, look, dad was
a hero. I think you should put it on the fridge. Back on the fridge again?
Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, my mom kept everything on the fridge. Was your mom a fridge mom too?
Yeah. Was your mom a fridge mom? Put your good work on the fridge? Oh, yeah.
Yeah, there was everything. Pictures and good work.
You always had a current school picture on the fridge. I'll just be honest. It was never good school
work with me.
No, you weren't a great student? No, no. What would you, a C student, B student? Not even close.
D student? Yeah. When I, so I, I'll be honest. I dropped out of high school midway through my 10th grade year. Okay. Sophomore year. Yeah. My GPA was 0.25. 0.25. 0.25. There's a zero in front of it and a point.
It was like, I think I might have shown up.
And they were like, all right.
You had the record in reverse.
Now, was that before ADD diagnosis?
Oh, yeah, way before.
I didn't care.
The school that I went to in high school,
we had our elective classes if you could do you know like cad drawing or electronics or it was just nothing interested
me so i was like why you know i've done yeah so when did you do sell drug no no i actually went
and entered the workforce like oh you did i came home to my parents one day it was like i said
midway through sophomore year and i said look i got this job i was a salesperson out at a out at the local mall um selling this little toy and
i said they're willing to give me full time and you know i'm doing so horrible in school and i
hate going there anyways it's cool if i drop out and go to work and they were like it was a different
time right oh yeah they were like sure go ahead i still i would have graduated in 04 and i still
went back and got my GED,
still went to college.
Good job, man.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Still went to college.
I don't really regret it.
I mean, I learned a lot more streetwise and networking and talking to people
than what I ever would have learned in school.
All the teachers always told me,
oh, you're not going to have a calculator with you your whole entire life.
There you are.
Cell phone.
Surprise.
Surprise. Yeah, I do too, do too you know okay all right um real quick here brandon on facebook uh wanted you to mention they missed it earlier
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I think they've got a CD, a shirt, some other stuff.
I've got some dark from day one stuff.
I've got, you know, Patrick and the People shirts,
Patrick and the People shot glasses.
I've got just all kinds of stuff that I've got a real nice set of Titleist golf balls.
Very nice.
Nice.
Yeah, courtesy of AMC Mortgage.
They provided that as a prize for us.
So, yeah, I've got all kinds of stuff.
So add us on YouTube, Patrick and the People,
and everybody that does that today goes in the drawing.
All right?
Awesome, man.
Real easy.
Good luck.
Nick said it's to convert to make diesel.
Use cooking oil as great fuel, Jay said.
Connie said, I love you.
See, she's listening and she knows.
See, you can't get away.
She's the best, best friend.
She's pretty all right, isn't she?
Yeah, she's my sister.
Yeah, that's cool, man.
That's cool.
I'm really surprised by this cooking oil thing, man.
Like, it's blowing my mind.
It really is shocking to find out that the same thing that I make my fries in,
you can ride a truck on. Yeah. Yeah. I mean,
what does that tell you about why we're, you know, have health challenges?
Not that we're not living longer than we ever have.
We're not going to use that to power our car.
We're just going to use it to fry stuff in and eat. Yeah. Okay.
All right. All right. Uh, let's All right. Let's do something different here.
Listen.
What else you got to do in the morning?
All right.
Let's talk about this.
This is not good.
A Arkansas State Police Sergeant placed on administrative leave
after he was charged in an aggravated assault incident relating to an altercation.
It was about 7.30 a.m. Tuesday morning.
Officers with Saline County Sheriff responded to a call at a home on Point B Road in Benton.
Police said 41-year-old Brandon Lofton, a sergeant with the state police, was arrested in connection to alleged altercation with his wife.
He was charged with aggravated assault on a family or household member, felony terroristic threatening,
a couple counts of third-degree domestic battery.
He was transported to the detention center, has been placed on administrative leave until the investigation is completed.
has been placed on administrative leave until the investigation is completed.
The colonel, Mike Hagar, said, no relation to Sammy,
said we take allegations of this nature very seriously.
Our Office of Professional Standards is conducting a thorough investigation.
He was hired by the state police back in 2009.
Man, that's, you know, it's all bad when you just hate to see the guys that are there to help and protect and serve to do something like that. I mean, that's especially
when it comes to your spouse, you know, now look, I don't know the whole story, obviously,
you know, it could come out and maybe it's all lies, but unfortunately, it oftentimes is the accurate case.
You're right.
And either way, you know, paints a bad light for that position.
Well, certainly it does.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It makes me, when you pull me over, want to go, hey, how do you treat your wife?
Right.
Before you arrest me.
Although I'm not getting arrested or pulled over, to be honest with you.
I'm trying to live right today.
You know what I mean?
Today. But I did think that, you know that's unfortunate uh to have that you know and and surprising i think uh with a state trooper of all people because i i think they go through a very
very high rigorous level of training and people are still people i mean there's that's true i mean it's true people are people that's a fair statement thanks
yeah the best mode not their song people are people i don't know i'm just rambling now okay
uh let's go on to this then um boy do you are you a vapor anybody here a vapor once in a while yeah
yeah do you like berry the berry flavors yeah? Yeah, you're going to die.
That's right.
There you go.
Take that berry and throw it.
While previous studies have shown that vaping is harmful,
one flavor stands out as the worst of all.
Scientists in Canada, that's our top hat up north,
they have found that berry-flavored vapes are the most damaging to the lungs compared to unflavored. Specifically, the flavor weakens the lungs' natural defenses,
making it more difficult for the body to stop dangerous germs. They said we need to be careful
about the types of flavors that we're including in these products, they can have detrimental effects. Now, this is the
professor of the study said that it involved exposing mice to flavored and unflavored vapes.
Those mice were running crazy, man. Why am I so anxious? Damn. Anyway, they exposed them to that.
The researchers used a live imaging technique to examine the change in the lung immune cells in real time.
And while all of them, you know, had a negative impact, the berry was far and away more damaging.
Worse.
Yeah.
So, I mean, that's kind of wild to think that an individual flavor, just something about that flavor is worse.
I want to know if that really
makes anybody like turn away from it though like if they hear you know because we've heard
all about what when they first started coming out vapes it was what the popcorn lung yeah popcorn
now you hear you know about diseases it it that that's the two questions i have one does anybody
actually listen to it and go oh okay that's it i'm giving up vaping i want to quit right and two
like i kind of feel like it's just an attack from you know tobacco companies they're you know
not wanting to lose their money so hey let's make up some things that are wrong with vaping but what
you may not know is a lot of the vapes are owned by the tobacco companies oh so it doesn't mean
they're already they're already making you know ph know, Philip Morris and all that are the ones making views and everything.
Yeah.
They got in on the action.
They went, we see what's going around the curve.
Yeah.
Yeah.
How many ads do you really see for vapes or tobacco anymore?
You really don't.
Well, yeah.
I was going to say not.
Yeah.
Find it themselves.
That's true.
Outside of the truth.
That's true.
Yeah.
Telling you not to smoke.
I did read yesterday a new story where the UK is talking about, and you knew this was coming, a permanent ban of cigarettes altogether.
We've talked about that over here a few times. I remember it was just a couple of years ago, especially menthol cigarettes.
Oh, yeah. I know they were definitely going to ban menthol cigarettes, but it was an election season and they were concerned how that
would impact voting right that's true story absolutely you're right yeah yeah and uh now
i don't know uh whether they'll come back to that or not but uh i don't think so i mean i think they
just you know continuously raise the prices until you you know i get that yeah i get that it's not
healthy for you but let's be honest.
Nothing is. Unless you're going to, I mean, really.
Nothing is healthy.
Are we going to ban all the donuts next because they're not healthy for our fat asses, but we like them.
As soon as you walk outside and take a breath, it's unhealthy.
That's kind of true.
I mean, really?
Yeah, I mean, it kind of is true.
I mean, look, you're exposed to chemicals, things all the time.
I mean, it doesn't matter what it is.
We're still living longer than we've ever lived in spite of all of that.
We're living longer, though, with more comorbidities.
You guys need to really edge this.
With what?
Comorbidities with lung disease, heart disease.
Okay, but if I'm living to 115.
You're having a shit life.
That lady that was 115, she was happy as hell when she did.
I just saw her be interviewed.
You know what?
She loved whiskey.
Well, that's different.
That's rye and barley, right?
I don't know what's in a whiskey.
But y'all, don't vape it.
Stop it.
Well, I'm not saying vaping's good.
I'm just saying that.
Go outside and say, breathe in air.
You're exposed.
No, you're not.
Stop it.
Y'all just make me want to pound my fist on this.
No.
What do you think?
About what?
The air outside.
It's fine.
It's fine?
Okay.
I mean, it's better than vaping.
I mean, of course, there's bad air.
I lived in San Diego.
That was the worst air.
Was it?
It was awful.
We couldn't even see a mountain most days right by our house.
You know, when I was in Vegas, they said it was a bad smog day.
I don't know what was going on, but there were mountains there,
and you could barely see them through that.
Yeah.
Is that something that commonly happens there?
We literally did not know we had a mountain by our house for the first several months.
One day we were coming home from grocery shopping, and i said has that mountain always fucking been there i mean
it was sorry freaking are we with are we in trouble no you're not anyway it was and it was
we'd never seen it and most days the smog looked just looked like the horizon you thought maybe a
sunset no that was a layer of smog really yeah wow what is that from emissions
just vehicle emissions or just in general yeah all the emissions anything okay healthy air that's
what it's from healthy yeah well yeah we're seeing people would not jog on certain days for like that
but that's still different than vaping all the stuff in you know i'm just saying i was just
reason i'm giving you a hard time. You're sitting closest.
You're getting the hardest time.
And I'm not saying like go out and vape, but I mean,
you're going to die from something.
You might as well have fun along the way.
I think that's my thing is when people say you're going to die from something.
Yeah, of course you are.
Right.
You want the rest of your years to not be so hard.
That's true.
Not that I'm the healthiest person on the planet, but.
Okay.
Not even close.
Let's say then, let's say that,'s say that your health could last indefinitely.
Okay?
How long would you want to live if your health could last indefinitely?
In good health.
Indefinitely is indefinite.
Active.
Your body just like it is today.
Oh, I feel really tired today.
Shit.
You know, this is why that that yeah no i mean i just i i just don't know as long as there's good life and there's um positive you'd go 130 150 200
where are you going let's say 103 okay that's not even a stretch okay that's fine yeah because just
like everybody else you're bored
i'm bored it's like listen i don't want to go to 150 i'm bored yeah stop i'm ready to go can you
imagine the people that you know say they were born in the 20s and all the change they saw
and living to be old oh yeah that would be cool but what am i seeing is it cool i don't know it
might be scary i don't know you know they drive then when the cars were coming out and everything
you know going 20 miles an hour, it was super fast.
And then now what they see.
Can you imagine, I mean, if you really just stop and think about it, just for a second, you know, how much the world's changing.
85-year-old woman coming through McDonald's, the person in the window has piercings, face tats, all that.
They're probably horrified.
They're probably horrified. They're probably horrified they're like i
don't even know what's happening in my life what is going on now is this person here is it a monster
you know i mean because it was just such a different world you know i mean and i see it
at work from my older patients when they see like if i pull up my sleeves and they go
and i'm like do you think they record oh they they will they will one lady
told me you ruined your face and i went i don't have any tattoos on my face anywhere i ruined my
face by getting a sleeve why did you ruin your oh because because of that your face is no longer
it's no longer pretty beautiful i said okay i don't why is that i i don't know other than she
hates tattoos that's insane insane. It was stupid.
It was stupid.
I'll tell you that tattoos are probably in the top five sexiest things about a woman.
I like.
You like tattoos?
You like them?
Hell yes.
Yeah, I do.
A lot.
Well, it's just, it's my choice.
If I want to draw on my arms, it's my choice.
And for somebody to say, and there's a lot of patients that recoil.
And one man told me once, he said, I thought people with tattoos were all trash.
You changed my mind.
I was like, oh, that's why I'm just.
Well, good to know.
Yeah, I'm just kind of trash.
Well, and you said these are mostly elderly patients.
Mostly.
Mostly, yeah.
Mostly, so then I make them call me doctor instead of just Marla.
Right. Yeah, that's the payback. But I mean, that makes sense because that was. them call me doctor instead of just Marla right
it's doctor tattoo lady to you dickhole or if they call me honey it's doctor honey it's doctor
doctor honey that's yeah that one I've referred to you as Dr. Marla for years that's great that's
who I am yeah I've never tried to just do do else, but maybe I'll push the envelope.
If a male patient calls me honey, it crawls all over me.
Oh, yeah, I can see that.
And I said, do you call your male doctors honey?
No.
Well, I'm Dr. Honey then.
That is a great question.
Do you call your, let me ask you this.
Do you ever address your doctor by their first name?
I do, but I know my doctor.
Chandler, my daughter, used to babysit their children,
so I know him like that.
Okay.
So that's a little different.
But if you went to, what about you, Richard?
No.
No, it's, you know, hi, doctor.
Yeah.
Am I dying?
Yeah, I don't ever go to my doctor and go, what's up, Mike?
Yeah.
How are the kids?
A physical therapist, even though I'm a doctor of physical therapy,
it's a different level of doctor.
You're still a damn doctor.
I am still a damn doctor, yes.
But it's just so weird.
Do other doctors, like medical doctors, do they treat you different?
Well, you're not really a doctor.
There's a couple.
Really?
There's also a couple of physical therapists at their bachelor's level that treated me different because they've got more clinical experience.
This is the only degree I could get if I wanted to be a PT.
I don't care.
It's just what I got.
And I wanted it.
Yeah.
But to be treated that way.
But there's a few surgeons, which are usually un-arrogant.
But there's a few.
But for the most part.
They're pretty respectful.
Yeah.
Because I knew a chiropractor one time, a doctor of chiropractic.
Yeah, right.
And that's exactly how they felt that people treated them.
They say it's a legitimate science.
They're doing legitimate work.
Some doctors say, well, maybe not.
But it wasn't recognized by the AMA a long time so that's why and then thankfully for them because i didn't i have
some good friends that are chiropractors for them they've been able to um get in front of
you know congress and make sure their their voices are heard and um but it's just the ones that say
and i heard them on a radio station a long time ago, that said they could cure multiple sclerosis by aligning your spine.
They could cure heart.
Oh, wasn't I used to say all that kind of stuff?
Yeah, that's what I hate.
A little snake hole.
Yeah, but I refer to chiropractors a lot, and we go back and forth.
I've used a chiropractor, and it does always feel good.
But I don't know, in all fairness, that I've really gotten much out of it.
Well, if your spine is out of a line, you've got to fix what's making it come out of a line.
So if they pop it back into place or your joints or whatever, you have to strengthen around that to keep it there.
So that's where we go back and forth.
Yeah.
So it's a good complementary.
I can see.
I'm not saying that it's a complimentary yeah i can see i'm not saying
that it's not real work i'm saying that it it for me it was not as beneficial as i'd hoped it might
be uh but but you you know that i i've experienced um and look i'm no different than 90 of the people
listening right now a perpetual back pain you know i just always have since i was a kid even
i've always had back pain and i've never really you know and a lot of it you know i just always have since i was a kid even i've always had back pain
and i've never really you know and a lot of it's because i was fat you know that doesn't help when
you're fat it puts a lot of pressure on your back and so i have improved that a great deal but uh
and then now i've just got so many miles on it that don't you have arthritis i do and it's the
painful psoriatic correct yes and very painful yeah it's very painful it is yeah And it's the painful psoriatic, correct? Yes, and osteo. Yes, very painful.
It is.
Yeah, no, it's true.
And maybe that's why.
You know, maybe I am somewhat different,
but I think a lot of people out there have pains, you know,
that perpetually bother them.
Do you have just a perpetual pain?
Oh, yeah.
Which one?
Mine is my lower back.
Lower back.
Especially on my right side.
Not yet.
Not yet.
It's coming.
How old are you, man?
25.
Five more years.
That way it'll be gone.
Start strengthening now.
Yeah.
I remember I hit 30 and I got up out of bed and snap, crackle, popped and was like, oh,
apparently it's that time now.
If I were going to tell anybody a particular, and you being a physical therapist, I'd like
to hear what you say.
But if I were going to tell anyone the one thing that I would say, if you being a physical therapist, I'd like to hear what you say. But if I were
going to tell anyone, the one thing that I would say, if you're not a person who likes
to exercise, run, work out, do anything like that, just do back exercises. At least do
that. Because if you just strengthen that, it affects everything else in your body.
That is your powerhouse. The core.
The core, yeah.
I agree with that. Yeah, it definitely does it definitely you have a sitting job stand up more oh yeah yes yes try and do that
because i i mean outside of this like i work from home full time get a standing desk and yeah like i
i try at least a few times to yeah and i i don't know if y'all notice i'm sitting like this all
the time while I'm here because
I don't want my back to hurt. These chairs.
Yeah. Well, you know, you can
make that where it doesn't go back at all.
No, it's...
She's talking about her posture.
I know. She has
amazing posture. My feet don't touch the
floor. That's why
she likes superheroes because she's always
standing like that. There you go.
You know, like she's ready to fight crime today.
No, it's because of Underoos when I was a kid.
I had the Wonder Woman ones, and I was like, oh, yeah.
Hell, yeah.
I see listeners open.
Noah, could I get you to trade with this gentleman right here
so I can talk to him for just a second?
What are we doing?
Come on up here, man.
Some comments from YouTube listeners.
They said, it's actually illegal to advertise cigarettes and tobacco.
There's a study out there that showed
that secondhand vapor,
I'm sorry, secondhand vape,
so whatever the vape from vapes,
is cleaner than urban air quality.
That's probably true.
Secondhand smoke from vapes.
Okay.
And it smells good.
When someone blows vape on you,
it's hard to be mad because it smells good. It doesn't smell like a cigarette.
It doesn't smell like a cigarette at all.
It smells delicious like caramel or berries.
Maybe killing you, but it's fresh.
How you doing?
I'm doing good.
Good to have you here, man.
Tell everybody who you are.
Thank you all so much.
My name is Johnny Nathan.
Jonathan Nathan, if you look me up. I am the founder and director of operations for the cabot
turkey bowl okay yes sir okay thank you all so much for having us on i know i was a little late
today that's okay our uh social media specialist wish you could be here but unfortunately he's not
gonna be here today he sends his wishes though he told me to give him a shout out all right all
right well uh you know we talked about it a little earlier,
but there's probably a lot of people watching or listening right now that don't know.
Tell them about when the event is, what it is, and what it's about.
Okay, well, for years the Cabot Turkey Bowl has looked to incorporate
and organize physical health, showmanship, and charity into one single game
that also promotes local Cabot and Arkansas businesses
and also nonprofits and charities as well.
Wow, it's doing a lot in one small event, isn't it?
Yes, sir.
Every year we've been donating to charity for the past four years,
and every year it's just been getting bigger and better.
It's free to play and free to watch, but donations are appreciated
because they'll be going to a good cause.
And this year, all of the proceeds and donations will be going to Pathfinder, Inc. of Arkansas.
They help with people in Arkansas with developmental disabilities.
And also the donations this year that we make will be going.
I was talking to their uh marketing director and
they'll actually be on the field handing out pamphlets and stuff talk to the community a
little bit about what they do uh hand out lanterns and stuff and the money we're making for this
event is actually going towards this their special olympic athletes to make sure they have equipment
this year for the for that event and that's pretty awesome i If you can go out and have fun and watch this game
and at the same time
help the Special Olympics,
that's a win for everybody, isn't it?
Yes, sir. It's for a great cause.
We're just trying to come out here and play a good game
for a great cause.
This is at, what was it,
Cabot Junior High, is that right?
Yes, Cabot Junior High.
Cabot Junior High North, yes, sir.
38 Spirit Drive, Cabot, Arkansas.
Now, what time does the game start?
Okay, well, the gates will be open at 1230.
We'll be getting there a lot earlier to set up,
but the gates open at 1230.
The draft, when we select the players for the teams,
will be happening at 1245,
and then the actual game kickoff will be happening at 130.
All right.
Well, let's pause right there for a second because I want to talk about this draft.
So let's say that somebody's watching right now, listening right now,
and they're like, hey, I want to play football.
I want to be on the team.
Can they be drafted?
Yes, they can.
What?
You can call it the day of.
All you know when you look at the flyer is who's the captains,
like two captains on each team, and who's the coach.
Okay.
But other than that, we just like old school backyard football.
If you show up the day of, all you got to do is sign our waiver.
So, you know.
If you get a pancake block that takes your lungs out.
Oh, yeah.
We are now responsible.
That's right.
Yeah, that has saved our butts in behinds before.
So, yeah, if you just sign our waiver and our social media agreement that gives us permission
to post your likeness on our social media pages, you're good to go.
You'll be handed a jersey, and you can get out there and go practice.
Wait, I get a jersey, too?
Yep, you get a jersey with the number on the back.
Wow.
Yes, sir.
You want to play Sunday, Patrick?
I'm thinking about it all the time i don't think
about it um and then the draft will happen and then uh you your captains and coaches uh you your
your captains and the coach will pick everybody one by one like old school backyard football yeah
yeah and so now will there be time between the draft and the start of the game for the coaches
to kind of get everyone lined out, oriented?
You're not just going to throw me on the field and go find a spot to line up.
Yeah, the coaches already have a game plan.
They already told me a little bit about what to do.
Of course, I'm playing, so the other coach on the other team didn't tell me too much.
Right, right, right, right, right, right.
I get that.
But, yeah, the draft will happen at 1245, and then kickoff will be at 130.
Okay.
So you have roughly a whole hour, if you show up on time,
to practice with your team and get a game plan going.
The coaches will have, like, a challenge flag.
Okay.
The play board, the draw plays on in a whistle.
So it's like a whole game.
We got refs, coaches.
We got everything.
Yeah, and we will be reading our –
Gatorade?
You got Gatorade?
Yeah, we got Gatorade. All right. Yeah. You got Gatorade? Yeah, we got Gatorade.
All right.
Yeah, water and Gatorade is going to be free for all players and staff members.
So if you're planning on playing, don't worry about getting it.
We got you covered on beverages.
Okay, all right.
This sounds like the event is going to be so much fun.
Oh, yeah.
We're expecting about 100 attendees, maybe more.
That's like double or triple our audience from the previous years,
so we're really making strides.
I bet that we can get a lot more than
that out. Oh yeah. Yeah, I think
a lot of people would be interested. Look, everybody
loves football, and maybe
you've been wanting to play. Maybe
you thought, hey, I need my chance.
Well, who knows? The scouts might be there.
They may be there. The NFL may be scouting. I don't know. The Raz who knows? The scouts might be there. They may be there.
The NFL may be scouting.
I don't know.
The Razorbacks may be scouting.
Show your ass up.
Help a good cause.
It's going to benefit Special Olympics, and that's awesome to be able to do that.
I do also want to reiterate that we all have jobs to go to the next day.
Okay, so we're not trying to hurt or kill anybody out there,
but we are getting competitive
and we are getting rough oh so just be be worryful uh and proceed the game with caution
because i we've had some pretty bulky guys that just run over you before
all right destroy you on the field yes sir uh we will also have concessions out there we'll have like
simple things to sell uh and those concession cells will be going to pathfinder as well we'll
have cornhole and other games for the family to do raffle giveaways from our sponsor fidelico we
got five twenty dollar gift cards to all their locations in little rock which is two coffee shops
the sterling market local luna and Red Door just off Cantrell Road.
So they have been a really big help to us on this event this year.
It's our biggest sponsor so far.
Huge shout-out to Fidel & Co. for them.
But, yeah, we will have concessions, cornhole, and the raffle giveaways.
So let's say you're coming up and
you'll come into admissions that's the first table you're going to run into um they'll ask you simply
put like hey are you playing are you watching if you're watching you're gonna get a flyer basically
describing how this game came to be like a little bio yeah yeah it tells you about the event yeah
that's great like a program almost yes the program yes sir yes sir and then you'll get a raffle ticket
okay okay and if you're get a raffle ticket okay okay
and if you're playing of course you have to sign the waiver in our social media agreement and then
we'll get you we'll point over point you over to the field and you're all good to go so you get
entered in the raffle just for showing up just for showing up wow just for showing up and walking up
that is awesome that's pretty cool it sounds like a really fun event though people are more prompt to
donate to us and like donate to this good cause
because they know we ourselves, the organizers, are not making any money off of this,
whatever.
Right.
Just for fun.
Yeah.
No, you're just creating an event that everybody can have fun at and, at the same time,
might help out some folks with some equipment they need who are competing in the Special Olympics.
I think that's a great thing, man.
Yes, sir. We've donated to several nonprofits and charities in the Special Olympics. I think that's a great thing, man. Yes, sir.
We've donated to several nonprofits and charities in the past,
but this is definitely, like, for a really good cause
because, like I said, the marketing director of Pathfinder
was talking to me, like, exactly what the money is going to be used for,
and I was just like, oh, my gosh, aesthetic, like, you know?
Okay.
I'm glad it's going to a great cause.
But, yeah. Yeah, man, they're already talking on facebook saying you know hey can we go we're gonna make it out there sounds like a great event
lots of excitement building man yeah it's gonna be a lot of fun and i think we'll send a lot of
folks out there y'all get out there and support this look uh you know go in there drop a five or
ten in the bucket and help the cause and have some fun. Maybe you can play.
Maybe you can just watch.
It doesn't matter.
Either way, you can help and make a difference.
And, look, get out of the damn house for a minute.
Get some air.
And come say hey to me.
I'll be out there doing play-by-play.
Yes, yes.
We got a commentator right over here.
A commentator for the game. The Bruce Buffer of Little Rock is going to be there.
You can meet him in person, baby.
Oh, yeah.
I want to give a thanks to him because we are both our commentators dropped
last minute for the turkey bowl and he was just like oh not only will i commentate but i'll
actually want you to come on the podcast absolutely oh i see i was like whoa gotta use your resources
my boy nick has really talked a lot uh for us because i was a little late but he definitely
got to connect for us.
That's my promotional team.
We appreciate that.
We appreciate both of you guys a great deal, man.
Thank you for coming in, man.
It's so awesome to have you here.
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How do they find you on Facebook?
Just type in, even on Google, type in Cabot Turkey Bowl and we write there.
Cabot Turkey Bowl.
Go ahead.
I just want to reiterate real quick.
and we write Cabot Turkey Bowl.
I just want to reiterate real quick,
the city of, the city of Cabot was talking to me and we will have some law enforcement out there
just to make sure the event goes okay.
And as it gets bigger and better,
they'll be investing more money into the game.
So I can't promise after this year,
it will still be free to come and play and watch.
But after this year, it will probably be a lot bigger.
That's a lot of great bait there. I can't promise next year will be free, so get out here this year it will probably be a lot bigger oh yeah that's a lot of
great bait there i can't promise next year will be free so get out here this year yes sir yes sir
that's right that's right thank you again man all right man come on up now all right yeah man that
does sound great here a few comments uh that are coming in uh brandon said what a great cause it is
man uh red door is a really nice bar and restaurant.
The food's fantastic.
Robbie said, I've never been good at sports.
Well, you don't have to be.
You can just come watch.
Right.
Come enjoy.
Mitchell Rudder said, hey, Jindeej.
I don't know what that means, but okay.
Yeah, good enough.
Kevin said, what up, dogs?
What is up, man up man crystal said happy freaking
thursday uh latasha said i have an arm sleeve and leg sleeve of tattoos i work in health care
i turned down jobs because they wanted me to cover tattoos i work in pain management dealt
with older people who loved them yeah yeah who cares yeah no it's just right it's just drawings
i remember when i was younger and like being told you know tattoos are unprofessional don't get them
i think you know just as time has gone on it's obviously become a more okay thing attitudes
have changed dramatically i knew that when you started seeing people with face tats at mcdonald's
that's how you know right you know when you see someone with a face tat at the drive-thru,
you're like, yep, attitudes have changed.
I just don't like the face ones.
But, again, I'm going to be prejudiced against tattoos.
No, it's just not for me.
But my daughter has a massive Black Widow right here.
Yeah.
Oh, on her neck.
Yeah.
That's something that's become more popular.
I have a friend that got, like, a big butterfly tattoo on her neck.
I guess it's just the next big thing to do.
Yeah.
Coheed Consumer 13 said, I actually met Patrick at the bait shop I worked at, ran for over 10 years.
We told folks it was about harm reduction, not 100% safety.
Ooh.
That's what he said.
I'm just sharing that information there.
All right. Well, there you go. There you just sharing that information there. All right.
Well, there you go.
There you go.
Let's do something different now.
Patrick and Pete.
You say elevator.
I say locker.
No, done with that one.
I'm erasing it today.
Get it out, Gunny.
Get it out.
We'll talk.
I'll send you a message right now.
No, don't do that.
Don't do that. Gunny does a great job. He's awesome. He is awesome. All right send you a message right now. No, don't do that. Don't do that.
Gunny does a great job.
He's awesome.
He is awesome.
All right, but we can do this.
We can do this.
Listen up now, I'll tell you a story.
Without a doubt, it's kind of gory It's the worst news you could ever hear
Things just like this make you fear
Lying lunched on a dumb guy's knee
Or a big hard fuck drowning somebody
Why you laughing?
Why you laughing?
This shit ain't funny
What?
This shit ain't funny
Yeah, don't laugh at it.
It's not funny.
At all.
At all.
Police in...
Boy, this is talking about insult to injury.
Police in Mississippi's capital said a man died Monday
when he was trying to repair a dump truck
and asphalt poured onto him.
Yep.
Daryl Sheriff, 41, underneath the truck working on hydraulic line when the tailgate opened and asphalt fell on him uh he was buried under hot
asphalt appeared to be a malfunction of his dump truck adding it was a horrific situation
uh the incident occurred at aj materials at 10 30.m. Dude hadn't even had lunch yet,
man, damn. One of the worst ways to go.
Yeah, he said he tried to fight to make it
through those injuries, but it was just too
enormous. Yeah, it's kind of like lava.
Yeah. Yeah, you're under the truck
already having a bad day trying to fix your
truck when something happens
and the asphalt all dumps on you.
You're done at that point.
Yeah, I'm done.
That's some final destination right there for sure.
All right, let's move to this one then.
This is also not good.
A truck driver thrown to the ground
and crushed under the wheels of his own stolen vehicle
as thieves raced through the streets.
The dash cam showed the unnamed driver, 59,
clinging as the thief drove at a high rate of speed around L.A.
As the two officers give chase, they're heard saying
they can see the owner trying to hold on to the passenger side of the vehicle
as it twists and turns around a corner.
First of all, why?
Why not just let go?
As soon as it gets over 10 let go it's done
right uh but no he wanted that vehicle you know maybe this weed was in it i don't know
uh tragically he lost his grip fell to the street and uh the cctv footage shows the moment the
truck's real rear wheels ran over him he was later seen writhing in agony because he just got run over by the back wheels of his own truck.
Police are heard saying this might be a pursuit.
He's on the truck.
He's on the truck.
He's hanging off the vehicle.
His partner then corrects him saying, no, it's the victim.
Then they dispatched an ambulance.
They did stop the suspect, and he was arrested.
They later said the victim attempted to intercede,
hung on the truck as Rodriguez drove away.
Multiple 911 calls were made, but again, he did not make it out.
So that's unfortunate.
Lacey on Facebook says, wow, it sounds like a fight to the death there.
Well, it did. It was. Pretty much, it sounds like a fight to the death there. Well, it did.
It was.
Pretty much it was.
Yeah, that's exactly right.
Okay, let's go to Pennsylvania.
A Pennsylvania man trying to escape his vehicle after a minor car crash.
Fell to his death, plummeting off an overpass.
Again, another really bad day right there.
Man.
Yeah.
The accident happened at Route 28 pinhills pennsylvania
brian sabak 63 involved in a one-car collision that left his driver's side door inaccessible
uh about 7 30 p.m he tried to exit the car through the window but lost his balance
and fell onto an overpass below so So one car vehicle, just his vehicle.
Yeah, he smashed into the wall.
Yeah, he smashed into the wall.
The driver's door is jammed up,
or he smashed into something, a barrier or whatever.
Right, right.
The driver's door, so he goes to crawl out the other one
and he's climbing out and loses his balance.
Ooh.
Like the old cartoon.
Yeah, very Wally kind of like wild yeah yes that is right now it's
your time though jesus i mean that sounds awful well it does doesn't it that's that's right it
was awful not funny at all not funny no it's not but not i mean that funny but okay how about this
one a skydiving instructor and former Army veteran fell to his death
while speed flying in Brazil.
You know what speed flying is, right?
With the wings, right?
Well, kind of those kind of suits, but this one is a little different.
Jose Lima, 49.
He went to Pedro Bonita.
Sounds good.
Sounds like a restaurant.
Right?
I would eat at Pedro Bonita.
Yeah, that sounds real good. That is pretty Pedro, doesn't it?? I would eat at Pedro Bonita. Yeah, that sounds real good.
That is pretty Pedro, doesn't it?
Pretty what?
Pedro.
Pedro Bonita.
Pretty Pedro.
Doesn't matter.
Keep going.
It's a popular clip in Rio de Janeiro, known for its stunning views and sports.
So, surrounded by friends and enthusiasts, he checked his equipment to make sure everything was good.
And terrifying footage captured just moments before the incident happened. Lima was seen
prepping for takeoff, ready to experience the thrill of the skies. As he began to run,
he appeared to lose his balance right as the chute started to open. This misstep sent him off course,
leading to a tragic fall. four hours after authorities were notified
they found jose lima's body the parachute and equipment recovered by the rio police as part
of the investigation um he had arrived alone at the national park hiked up a trail to the edge
of the cliff where it's prohibited to jump from there you go well yeah there you go
first of all you're not supposed to be there uh second of all uh you're dead so yeah no bueno
at all on that one uh and let's see uh we'll we'll do this one just uh because it's really not
the worst thing in the world but a man man in Kent, Washington may face felony charges
after shooting himself in the ass with a stolen gun at a gas station.
Surveillance footage revealed the gun fell from his pants,
and while trying to put it back, he accidentally shot himself in the ass.
He has previous felony convictions and a no-contact order
prohibiting gun possession.
Well, I can't imagine why they wouldn't want him to possess a gun.
He can't even hold the damn thing.
Is his name Barney Fife?
It sounds like it might be.
All right, all right.
That is good on that.
So, Becky's got crack.
Yo, Becky's got crack.
Yo, Becky, let's hang out, girl.
Patrick and the people.
So we were talking earlier about playing football for this charity event.
Yeah.
Now, you know, there are lots of people, lots of guys that want to go, you know,
relive the glory days and get out there and try it.
But, you know, probably some of them are going to get injured.
Yeah.
Let's be honest, right?
and try it but you know probably some of them are going to get injured let's be honest right
what is something that when you were young uh you love to do but now you might not do it or if you did it'd be way different jumping out of the swing yeah jumping out of a swing that's a
great answer actually yeah i would not jump out of a swing now because i think if i
hit the ground my knees might pop off yeah yeah i'd probably face plant after that i used to face
plant a lot when i was a kid jumping out of the swing i have a fear of like jumping into a pool
and the same thing happening so i don't jump into pools really yeah seriously well don't jump in the
well you know that that that's where i went wrong. Yeah. I appreciate it.
Yeah, you're welcome.
You're welcome.
Marla?
I can't think.
I mean, I can't do roller coasters anymore.
They kind of make me dizzy, but nothing.
But that's something, though.
That's a valid thing.
I still love to ice skate very much where most of my friends won't go near it.
I've never done it.
Laura wants me to do it.
I love it so much.
But I'm like, listen. Listen, if she wants somebody to go with, I'll go. No won't go near it. I've never done it. Laura wants me to do it. I love it so much. But I'm like, listen.
Listen, if she wants somebody to go with, I'll go.
No one will go with me.
I even have extra skates if she needs her own.
Because, look, I struggled with roller skating.
Much less you're going to put me on a thin blade
and ask my ankles to hold me, my fat ass up.
I think that's a lot to ask my ankles to do.
Is she good?
I don't know. I've never seen her do it oh she might be amazing i i don't know she could be you know one of those uh olympic skaters for
all i know i have no idea the last time i went skating i needed one of those like walker things
to go around on yeah yeah i like to hold the rail around the wall yeah i have this rule i'll try it
out and after like the third
time of falling when the headache starts setting in i'm like all right i'm good here's something
that that i i did when i was a kid and uh i loved and i really won't do any more jump on a trampoline
i get a headache like 12 seconds in yeah and i'm like no i'm out of movement yeah it makes me have
to pee but that's girl stuff
but I bought a trampoline for my kids
it was really for me
but it strengthens your core
do you use it? I don't have it anymore
my kids are all grown but I did
well your core is in better shape
than mine that's for sure
but yeah thanks
but jumping on a trampoline as a female
that has had several kids
is not good for the bladder.
No, I can't imagine.
It strengthens it after a while.
Okay.
All right.
Yeah.
Now, I think we went to, where was that place that you worked?
Jump Zone?
It was Third Realm at the time.
Okay.
I went to one of those early on.
You took it like a trampoline park?
Yeah, for a birthday. And I got on there for like five minutes and I went, oh, I went to one of those early on. You took it like a trampoline park? Yeah, for a birthday.
And I got on there for like five minutes, and I went, oh, I hate this now.
And it was so much fun when I was a kid.
We used to, of course, a lot of kids get injured on trampolines, I think.
I don't know if that's true, but I know that we broke my brother's arm that way
because I suplexed him.
They have enclosures now that are standard standard that's to come with them we didn't
have those we just fly off no i had a it was a thing in a metal bar around it that's all it was
so when he when he got suplexed his arm hit the bar and it just broke and then my dad turned the
trampoline over it was done we never got to play on it again which is a good idea we were we were
only thing we did on it was wwe stuff i mean it's because that's what i mean that's what
it was for yeah that's what we thought it was for i mean the only thing that was fun to us
that or making someone bounce real high right because you could jump a certain way and they
catch your bounce and yeah and yeah or if someone's house was low and they would get on the
roof and jump on it and then you go yeah yeah that's fine i never remember doing that all right i'm definitely not doing that no i'm not a high roof a lower roof
you know in the little ranch you'll do a suplex oh you don't want a trampoline but you're not
going to do a five-star frog splash off the roof maybe no probably not no no i'm not now my fat
ass will go through it you know that's what i look the tensile strength is not going to be high enough on that trampoline so you know i'm going through it or you'll go to space
the final frontier yeah i don't think so if it's i don't think that's going to happen no i don't um
what what is something else that uh you used to when you were young uh fearlessly that maybe you
wouldn't know oh bike jump you know
with your little bmx oh yeah you know make the wood ramps and the dirt and everything and yeah
man man that's man we did a bike over and scratch up hop on and keep on going no that's so true man
what i wouldn't do is that merry-go-round that you spin and you go flying off i wouldn't do that
one now oh the one on the playground hell no no hell no i wouldn't do that how many times i mean i don't know did you guys have metal slides
at your school yes they were hot oh my god how many times did you get on the slide and didn't
know and burnt that oh your legs just yeah i don't even know why that was a thing that's crazy
it kind of is when you when you think about some of the things we had on the playground,
it was pretty dangerous, to be honest.
Now, we were a little tougher because we had to be.
I mean.
You know?
Your playground might kill you, so you had to be a little tougher.
Just a little bit.
Yeah.
Even the things we played with.
Jack.
Have you ever stepped on a jack?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah. Makes Legos look like a door. Yeah. you ever stepped on a jack oh oh yeah yeah makes legos look like a
yeah yeah step on those go and pierce through your foot i've had it happen i've had it happen
yeah because as a kid i played jacks yeah because that's what i had i was trying to think about
those stick what they were called on the playground you know they were on like a spring and you sat on
them oh it looked kind of like a horse or a
dog with a handle on it or a rocket or whatever yeah i don't know what that was actually one of
your friends would come and like pull you all the way back on it and see how yes fling forward
they had an electric one at the grocery store you could put like 50 cents in and ride it and
basically shake yourself like this for two minutes and the kids think that's the
greatest thing ever i don't know why and people wonder what's wrong with us yeah yeah we've all
had our babies at six of our own account yes yeah yeah no doubt about it all right well uh listen
it has been an amazing show today so far uh noah uh this is your first time on the show. Tell me, what did you think about
the set and everything when you got here? I think it's really cool. They did a great job with it.
Yeah, Game Time Wraps put that together for us and made the spaceship here. And
if you haven't seen it in person, you really should come by our studio and check it out one
morning. It's 1021 Hemlock here in North Little Rock.
And I'm not kidding.
Just come on by.
I mean, you can come on by, take a look at the studio.
Hey, if you're interested, it wouldn't hurt if you brought donuts.
And if you're interested or whatever,
we might just have you sit down and start talking to me.
You never know.
You might be a star.
You might be a star, you know.
Let's take a look at what some folks are saying right now.
Some of our fine
people out here.
Latasha said, sadly, there are
many doctors who don't like them
and look down on people for having them.
I'm talking about tattoos.
Robbie said, I have two
full sleeves myself.
Let's see.
Great cause.
I'm sure I'd pull a hamstring competing in the raffle.
In the raffle. Yeah, that's me. I would in the competing in the raffle. That's where I'd pull
Miami. That's exactly right. Uh, Crystal said when I was younger, I could do a one hand somersault,
but I'm 43. And I think if I attempted it, I'd probably end up in the hospital. 100% sure.
No questions asked.
Laura does cartwheels,
uh,
pretty,
you know,
I would say at least once a month,
she'll pull a cartwheel just randomly.
Just for the fun of it.
Just because.
Yeah.
I still can.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It seems to be an important feature in her life.
I don't know because that's the girl thing.
You're not saying guys don't do them,
but that wasn't,
you know,
I'm, I was trying to be Batman. Right. You know, that's the girl thing you're not saying guys don't do them but that wasn't you know and i was trying to be batman right you know that's what we did we'd either play kill the man
or batman when i was in elementary on the playground it was one of the two let's kill the
man uh let's kill the man oh yeah you're a girl um kill the man is where you have a football and
you throw it up one person catches it everybody tries to kill him everybody tries to
take him down everybody so you got like 30 people 20 kids 30 kids whatever trying to beat your ass
down never had that one yeah i'll tell you what you want to know how i found out it was claustrophobic
at the bottom of a dog yeah when i was biting kids to get out ah you know get off me I can't breathe uh crystal said
I'll go out skating with you yay yeah crystal's good people yeah she'd do it she said I'm not a
trampoline jumper because of the same reason yeah no headaches it's it's it's headache to shake my
brain no well it may be for her okay yeah for me it's had a pn now now you know what i have the
opposite problem i have a problem where i i'll forget and i hold my p too long yeah don't do
that well i do i don't mean to it just happens and then i go to the bathroom like oh god that hurts
yeah yeah and then i go back to doing it again. Go get an exam, too. You need to.
I went to my doctor yesterday.
He didn't examine that, but I didn't ask him to.
Should I?
Well, sure.
Why?
It's working.
Okay.
Okay.
No, for real.
Should I be?
No, never.
Prostate exam?
Sure.
Oh, I've done that.
You know, my prostate's great.
Oh, you think I'm going to go get your PPT? I regularly check my prostate.
What?
Don't you?
No.
It's like feeling for lops and breasts cancer, man.
You got to check it.
Yeah, usually they have a plug that you check it with.
Are you familiar with that?
Apparently, I haven't reached that age quite yet.
Oh, it's called a butt plug.
Oh.
He knows.
He knows.
Oh.
Yeah, no.
Don't do that.
Unless you want to.
That's your thing.
That's really not, to be honest with you.
I'm really...
No, I got to stop now.
Defending it makes it look like...
Maybe you can challenge for the record or something.
I don't know if there is one.
I'm going to sit on one the size of a lava lamp.
Yeah.
Yeah, they... went to one.
Patrick, light up in little bubbles.
When I was doing a sponsored deal with Cupid one time,
and I went to the store, and we were looking at different things,
and I swear to God, they had one that was probably that tall
and that big around. Why?
Why?
Are you trying to die?
Right.
Are you trying to be put on a rotisserie?
What are you doing here?
Why would anyone want?
Oh, I can't because I can.
Look, just because you can gauge your ear to where there's no ear left, only a ring,
doesn't mean you should.
Right.
So my 74, five-year-old mother, who's battling cancer again we went to spencer's a couple weeks ago and my mom is wickedly funny and we're standing there looking at things and
there's a strange girl we don't know next to us and my mom picks up this big hot pink dildo yeah
and it looks like a pink cancer ribbon on the box. She goes, oh, this is for cancer survivors.
I need this.
And then she texts the girl.
She goes, what do you do with these?
And the girl goes, well, let me just tell you.
And they just have this whole, and I have it on video.
It's so great.
Hold on.
She just randomly asked a stranger, what do you do with this?
Yeah, what is this?
And what's a butt plug?
Because my mom, she doesn't care.
She's funny.
Was this just a random customer or an employee?
Random customer.
And so the customer began to explain.
Let me hear you.
Yeah.
And they were having a ball.
My mom goes, well, what about these?
Should I take these home?
And the girl's like, oh, yeah.
And it is so fun.
My mom was, she's a nut.
Did you get that girl's number?
I don't know.
No, no.
Oh, okay.
But I did have a video of it.
She was fine.
No, not that fun.
She'd probably be a hit out there, you know.
No, they were having a good time.
I bet they were.
My mom was enjoying it.
Yeah, that sounds like you do have a fun mom.
She's very funny.
Yeah, no, that's great.
That's great fun.
Yeah, I don't know.
My mom would probably, she wouldn't even go in that store, maybe.
No, no, mom loved it.
Yeah, she'd be like, I'm not going in there.
Because I didn't even know they had these.
And I said, mother, I've seen your drawer by the bed when I was growing up.
Don't be lying.
You know, it is weird, and Laura thinks it's exceptionally weird,
but I don't know if it was a generational thing.
I think I really did have kind of a weird childhood, you know.
But I'll never forget that on top of the refrigerator, my parents had,
and I only know this because we talked about it so many times,
a 17 and a half inch double headed sex toy on top of the refrigerator that they would bring out to amuse guests when they'd come over.
Look at this.
Yeah, it was like a conversation piece.
And I'm like, why do you have, you know, I look back at it now and I'm like, I never would have handed that to me.
Look at this.
You know, your parents enjoyed that together.
That's funny.
I don't know if they enjoyed it together.
Yeah, I guess it was.
I don't know.
Sounds like something I'd do to run off, you know, a Jehovah Witness or something.
Yeah.
Have you found Jesus?
No, but come on and look at my huge dildo.
Look what I did find.
Now, definitely, that's interesting.
Yeah, no, it was just weird as a kid, you know, I guess.
At least put it away.
You don't put it on top of the fridge.
But, you know, they would leave the house to my parents and and me
and my brothers would play with it like it was a whip from indiana jones i don't know where that
thing had been we're slapping each other yeah no doubt uh hugging each other as you're running
down the hallway you know yeah and and my parent i remember my too my dad uh back then it was vcrs
you know we had a vcr and um he had uh two things that held
vcrs a little bit or videos little video cabinet things they were little drawers you would pull
out you know one of them was normal family movies the other one he's like don't mess with these
don't touch them well that's the first thing you're going to miss. Absolutely. The first thing I did
was watch it. And I was like,
wow. I didn't...
Man. It was called
Champagne for Breakfast, one of them. I remember that.
Champagne was a girl.
And everybody was
having breakfast. You know what I'm saying?
It was like, whoa.
This is the best thing I've ever seen in my life.
Your dad didn't even duct tape it. No, man, this is the best thing I've ever seen in my life. And your dad didn't even like duct tape it.
No, man.
No, man.
Don't watch this.
Typically, in most cases, the fear of my dad's wrath was enough.
You didn't look.
And I swear to God, no joke.
We had guns all over the house.
He had rifles.
He had pistols.
I mean, everywhere I turned, there was a gun.
We never, ever, ever touched him.
Because we knew, if you do, I'm going to kill you with it.
After I whoop you.
It held respect.
Yeah, and so we never did.
Didn't have the same respect for his porn.
Did not.
Did you have to, like, after you watched your four minutes you know because porn is usually
really exciting and then yeah i've never understood a full length yeah why is a full
length movie needed i don't even know but you have to rewind it back to the back right spot
where you started it from so if dad put it in like this wasn't the spot i was at
right right no no i remember too we had the the old cable box, and when cable first came out,
and yes, I'm old enough to remember when cable first came out.
You know, you had a box that was probably about the size of,
like this size right here, and it had 14, I think, buttons on the top
because that's all there were, 14 channels.
Yeah.
But you could get premium
channels you had to pay for it but somehow some way i don't know if i heard it from another kid
how i learned it but i learned that there was a place on the side of the cable box i could take
a toothpick put it in and i could touch certain things and get other channels to come in and so
me and my brother would get a toothpick
and we'd get the playboy channel to come in you know and sometimes it would roll
you know or go black and white for a second but we would care no we didn't know damn man i'm telling
you it was you'd hit the jackpot there yeah that was that was it so I don't know why I'm skeevy. I have no idea.
All right.
Well, hey, first of all, let me say thank you to all of my amazing co-hosts today. If you need physical therapy, and you probably do, Dr. Marla Murphy, exceptional PT in Benton, please go see her.
She has done amazing for me and helping me in more than one experience.
My back issue, had a shoulder issue,
and several that she has mitigated for me when I thought,
oh, no, I'm going to end up needing surgery.
I didn't, and it's thanks to her.
The Bruce Buffer of Little Rock right here, Rich Rockwell.
You need an announcer.
You need somebody to hang out with that they can announce your stuff.
Always overworked.
Always overworked. Yeah, whatever you want. Uh, and then this young guy right here, Noah beam,
sir, that's the man right there at the future, man. So give it up for Noah too. We appreciate you coming in today, my man. Yeah. And certainly thankful for all of you. Remember that throughout
today, everybody who adds us on YouTube, Patrick and the people is going into a drawing.
We'll announce in the morning who it's going to be. You can come out here to the vault
and go through the vault and pick any prize in it that you want. I won't even lock you in. I'll
leave it unlocked while you're looking. Okay. Throw a shout out and thank Nick and Johnny for
coming in. Turkey bowl, man. And again, Sunday, you know, be there.
Be there.
I mean, really, yeah.
No, no, it is.
It's a great time, good cause.
The Cabot Turkey Bowl.
The Cabot Turkey Bowl, man.
That's a lot of fun and for a great cause.
And then, of course, you know the Friday show.
You know what it's going to be about.
We've got The Rant.
We've got Shawn Michelle doing a live musical performance.
Thank you, Marla.
She helped broker that for us.
And, of course, we're going to have John Reap and Dick Colligan,
two amazing comedians, in the studio with us as well.
And it's just going to be a crazy, crazy show.
So thank you, everyone, for tuning in.
I appreciate it.
Please keep spreading the word.
It's amazing all the help that you've given us and the support. We're so I appreciate it. Please keep spreading the word. It's amazing all the help that you've
given us and the support. We're so thankful for it. We will be back again tomorrow. Thanks so much.