Patrick and the People - 12/11/2024 Patrick and the People - LIVE!

Episode Date: December 12, 2024

Guests: Amanda Parker and Kerry Roetzel

you You Good morning. Welcome to Patrick and the People. Take this! Good morning. Welcome to Patrick and the People. It is Wednesday, baby. Yeah. It's Monday, part two. It feels like it, doesn't it, for some reason. Hope you're having a good day. Just to give you a heads up, today's THP 11 weather, it's going to be a high of 50, and it's about 34 degrees right now.

What's going on with you this morning? You were out at the Jay Tizzle concert, right, Justin Timberlake? I was, and I want you to know that I worked diligently to try to get him some samples of, you know, your opening number, the wackadoos in the news. I figured he'd want to do it. Well, his security was a little you know they were a little bit more uppity than he was right but uh i mean i did end up giving it to my baby daddy to try to like pass to him yeah i mean why not utilize those relationships no you should how was the uh the show in general it was really really good i mean i i was thoroughly impressed um i thought he commanded you know the the area

the his performance was spectacular he danced the whole time that i saw really the the incorporation of his band and the backup dancers with his performance was spectacular like there were parts where everybody was performing. Right. Everybody like you had the horn section out there dancing. You had his backup singers out there dancing. I mean, they were it was really, really good. I was very, very impressed. Of course, I did leave at like 1030 because, bro, I need to sleep. Right. But it was phenomenal. It was really, really good. I got to go with my childhood bestie. Hey, Mindy, I know you're watching this morning. What up, Mindy?

I got to hang out, meet. So I love my friend Mindy. She's got two daughters and a son. And her youngest daughter sat with us. And she's got a mini me. You know, like I grew up with this. I love you. Yeah.

She's adorable and precious. And I'm just so looking forward to watching all of them grow up and become the people they're supposed to be, but we kicked it. We had a blast. Well, you know, they, they spend so much more on these productions now. Was it a pretty high end production? I mean, I'm sure that the, um, there are a lot of stuff with the stage. I mean, a lot of backdrop stuff or not really. I mean screens okay you know i think that's really what artists are doing these the these days where they have screens back there that way they can just throw up images the way he had his cameras you know that were at the show and they were you know shooting onto the screens behind him looked

really cool because it looked like it was a video like like a music video, but it was him. It was there at that time. Okay. So the lights were great, the lasers. I mean, the bar in the center of the floor. They had a bar in the center of the floor. They had a bar in the center of it. And bless y'all's heart. I bet y'all were paying for those drinks.

The most I paid for a general admission ticket was $20. And, I mean, I sure they they spent hundreds of dollars if not more to stand around this stage like bless your hearts i couldn't have done it but at um some point um you know they they cleared all the drinks out i guess from around there and that's where he came out to perform oh okay and he very much stayed engaged with every side of you know the audience the audience yeah and you know the ones that were down there with him, the ones up in the stands. He is engaging. There was somebody there dressed like his character from SNL.

Oh, the dick in a box? Yeah. That's great. Yeah. And, I mean, it was beautiful. It was good. They had them floor seats. Right.

They sure had them floor seats. We were sitting up at the top for the really good view. Okay. All right. All right. Well, let's find out who's outrun the Grim Reaper. Let's see. Okay. Monique is 57, a comedian. Monique?

Yeah. Haley Steinfeld is 28. Yeah, she's a singer, but she's also an actress, like in True Grit. Oh. Most Deaf is 51. That's what's up. Yeah. DJ Yellow is 57.

Motley Crue's Nikki Sixx. How do you think Nikki Sixx is? He's in his 60s. I know that. Yeah, 66. Okay, I was going to say like 64. Yeah. Unless him.

Avenged Sevenfold's Zachy Vengeance is 43. Well, there you go. Yeah. Let's see. Wrestling icon Rey Mysterio is 50. Bless it. Yeah. I honestly thought he was older than that to be honest with you.

Did you really? Yeah, I really did. I probably would have too, to be honest with you. He's been around a long time, man. He is really cool. The WWE legend story on him is really cool. And I don't know. I still watch wrestling.

Yeah, I know. You're a big fan. I'm a big fan. I am a big, big fan. Wow, 50? Yeah, I know, right? That's it? Yeah, I know.

I would have thought older than that, too. It seems like he's been around forever. Yeah. Well, a bankruptcy judge is rejecting the onions bid to buy Alex Jones Infowars. A federal judge said yesterday he was throwing out the bid saying the offer and process were flawed uh jones a conspiracy theorist ordered to sell off infrawars assets to settle a lawsuit uh by the parents of the 2012 sandy hook school shooting in connecticut uh the family said said Jones repeatedly lied to the audience. The shooting was a hoax, never happened.

You know, it was actors and all that. But the judge said that there were other bids that came in higher, and they turned those down in order to take this one. Interesting. Yeah. Why would they do that? Well, because they wanted the onion to get it. Because the onion's a satirical sign.

I understand that, but I thought it was more up, is it not up to Alex Jones or his compadres on what bid to accept? No, I think the courts decide that, but it's supposed to be the highest bidder. Yeah. And they went, no, we're not going to take the highest bidder. We're going to take this one. Okay, well, that is weird. Yeah.

Instagram's offering a new feature. It's called trial reels it gives creators a chance to test out their material on random users before they share it with their followers so after being published for a full day creators can look at the engagement says uh creators are nervous about going outside their boxes when they post content so it gives them a chance to kind of dip their toes in. That's interesting. Sounds like you're creating more work for me. It could be, yeah.

It could be that. The Franklin fire in Malibu, California, moving so fast that evacuations happened yesterday. Dick Van Dyke. In other news, Dick Van Dyke's alive. Yeah, and just did a song with Coldplay. Oh, yeah, he did, didn't he? He posted to social media yesterday he had to leave his home. He said that they were safely evacuated with their animals. So, yeah, and then Cher had to be evacuated, I guess.

So, no word on Barbara Streisand. I know y'all are worried about her. I just want to know what kind of animals Dick Van Dyke has. I'm sure he has many. To be honest with you, that's intriguing. I'm like, I wonder the monkeys and maybe like a llama or something probably got all of them i bet santa con is this weekend in new york city and booze is going to be in check alcohol on mass transit is going to be a no-no once again uh for all the santa claus is taking part in santa con the event takes place this Saturday and Sunday.

The MTA said they want everyone to have a good time and enjoy it, but do it safely. There'll be increased police presence at Penn Station, so they don't want a bunch of drunk Santas, is what they're trying to tell you. Yeah, I mean, is it just for the Santas that can't drink? It draws 30,000, yes, 30,000 Santas that come in. That's a lot of Santas. So anybody else can drink, just not the Santas.

I don't know, but certainly not them. So I remember when we went to an international AA conference in 2010 in San Antonio, and I remember hearing about how that was like the liquor store's largest, one of their largest sales was during an AA conference. Oh, that's hilarious. I was like, they're lying. No. Can't be telling the truth on that.

That's crazy. The Northeast may be hit with a bomb cyclone today. Forecasters warn the massive storm system developing quickly as it moves northward off the Atlantic Ocean towards East Canada. It could produce heavy rain and winds from the east coast of the Appalachians, possible flooding. So they'll keep us up to date on that. This storm formed in the southeast. It drenched, you already know, Louisiana and Georgia, causing some flooding. Oh, this is interesting. Jacob Aldrich of the coastal Bend region of Texas went above and beyond for Toys for Tots.

The autistic 19-year-old's been going to Chuck E. Cheese since he was a toddler. And a while ago, he came up with a way to give back. He said, starting three years ago, I was at zero. I decided to get a million tickets to give Toys for Tots. He came every weekend to play the game. Finally got a million tickets. United State Marine Corps Corporal Russell Sweet, who coordinates for him, was floored at that.

He said, I get told that some young man collected a million tickets. I'm shocked because I know what it takes. They said it was a real nice, selfless effort for him to do that. So good for him. I have two questions. Yes. for him to do that so good for him i have two questions yes one would it not have been cheaper just to purchase toys on his own absolutely okay two what kind of effing toys are you donating that you're pulling from checky cheese like if you get a spider ring yeah spider ring and a

an eraser that doesn't do anything and maybe some old candy that might like be placed with fentanyl or something i don't know but like bro work smarter not harder like it's it's a very nice gesture it is it is it just doesn't seem smart to me no i feel like you could have done you know he's autistic better oh is he yes oh my God, I missed that part. I'm so sorry. My apologies. No, no, you're fine. You're fine. I'm an asshole. Jason Kelsey can officially put the Penn State phone smashing incident behind him. The police have closed the case. The individual in the video has not been identified. No one's come forward with a complaint about property damage. That incident went viral when a fan shouted an offensive comment about Kelsey's brother, Travis and Taylor Swift, prompting

Jason to grab the phone and smash it. So apparently either he was scared that he'd get that ass beat or Kelsey tightened him up with some dough and said, here, go get a new phone. No, no. The girl he was trying to holler at that's been friendzoning him is a Swifty, and he decided he was going to shut his mouth. Yeah, that's probably better that way. The man accused of killing UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson in New York City last week, his name's Luigi Mangione. He had an extradition hearing yesterday. As he was being ushered into

the courthouse, he yelled, this is completely out of touch and an insult to the intelligence of the American people and their lived experience. Exactly, because we all know it's not him. Right, right, right. After the hearing where he was denied bail, he entered a plea of not guilty and contested extradition in New York. That gives Pennsylvania 30 days to get a warrant from New York for extradition. The defense attorney said, if you're an American, you believe in the American criminal justice system, you have to presume him to be innocent. Okay, right.

No, I sure do. The photos don't match. Except it's on camera. He shot him on camera. Yeah, okay. I don't know, Patrick. I've seen a lot of um photos from various parts of the country um proving that luigi was not in new york between 6 a.m and 6 p.m on that day yeah

yeah like there's some folks that uh you know he was at a toy store i think in like oregon or something and then you know in jersey How many places has he been? I mean. Well, I mean, you know, obviously, I mean, their photos, Patrick, it has to be real. Well, yeah, of course. People are posting these photos on their Facebook and Instagram accounts. Oh, it must be real. Yeah, I mean, he was out at a gas station, like a truck stop, picking up pee-pee bottles, you know, that he had left out.

I mean, the man is a he's a true hero yeah he was being of service in so many ways that day the brother of the unibomber ted kaczynski said he hopes luigi mangione wasn't inspired by his brother uh mangione uh reviewed kaczynski's industrial society and its future in january on thereads platform, saying it's impossible to ignore how prescient many of his predictions about society turned out. A flood of items have gone up for sale over the last week looking to cash in on the killing. Several print-on-demand websites have hundreds of items,

including shirts, hoodies, stickers, mugs, Christmas ornaments, fake bullets with the words, Denied, Defend, Oppose on them. Some of them feature drawings or images of Mangione. Yeah, that's the Christmas ornament. Christmas ornaments, fake bullets with the words, denied to fend a pose on them. Some of them featured drawings or images of Mangione. Yeah, that's the Christmas ornament you want. It is. Definitely the right Christmas ornament.

See, Selena 52's truck stop. There he is right there. He was out there picking up pee bottles. No, clearly. Look at him. Clearly there. Clearly there. Management said it.

Yeah, no, clearly he's there. Attention, this is wild, man. Attention continues to build on the mysterious flying objects spotted in several states. New Jersey John Bramnick said in a statement yesterday, the state of New Jersey should issue a limited state of emergency banning all drones until the public gets an explanation on what these are the house committee on homeland security held a two-hour hearing on the subject of the drones yesterday robert wheeler jr the head of the fbi's critical incident response group said they've seen no evidence of nefarious motives okay well what are they then yeah why don't you tell us

what they are i mean they're suv size they're flying around all over the place nobody knows what they are how about you clue us in here yeah i mean are they not supposed to like we get we get you know um uh warnings or or press releases or whatever from robinson whenever they're gonna do you know testing you know noise noise alerts or whatever it is you'd think it'd be like, hey bro, there's going to be some SUV sized drones flying around. Yeah, we're doing war games or training of some sort.

Come on. That's bullshit. I'm telling you, I'd fly them over here and see what happens. See how long it takes Jethro to get his rifle out and take that out. Oh, the videos. It would be amazing, wouldn't it?

Chrome footage of it. Hey-oh. Santa Ana winds stoked exactly the kind of wildfire officials were worried about. Late Monday evening, the Franklin fire broke out in Malibu near Pepperdine University. Officials said it's already destroyed seven structures, damaged another eight. By last night, it's burned destroyed seven structures, damaged another eight by last night. It's burned about 3,000 acres. L.A. County Sheriff Robert Luna said about 18,000 people, 8,000 structures affected.

Just over 2,000 of those structures under evacuation orders. No injuries or fatalities, but the fire is not contained. Have you heard the conspiracy theories about fires in California? No. I mean, I haven't. Is there one? I'm sure there has to be. Well, there is. It's just that a lot of them seem to come from nowhere,

and they're usually taking out certain houses that seem to be under on their mortgage payments and things like that. Oh, I see what you're saying. Yeah. Could be. I mean, you know, anything can happen. Sometimes you need insurance money. That is true. The proposed merger of Kroger and Albertson's ground to a halt yesterday.

A judge issued an injunction blocking that merger after a three-week hearing. As a matter of fact, he issued a permanent injunction barring the merger after he concluded the deal would lessen competition and violate consumer protection laws so uh they're gonna review their options and move on no monopoly hey yeah sitting down i shouldn't this should not be funny do not laugh at this but at the senate republican weekly lunch yesterday mitch mcconnell tripped and fell in a statement by a spokesperson for the 82 year old he sustained a minor cut to the face and sprained his wrist uh he's been cleared to resume his schedule he's got bandages under his left eye he said he was feeling good he's stepping down uh after this year as the leader. Is he? Yeah. The robots are losing ground

in the war for work. General Motors announced yesterday it's ending funding for its Cruise Robotaxi, shifting focus to advanced driver assistance. Cruise was founded in 2013, acquired by GM in 2016, and after testing had begun, they got a permit for driverless taxis in 2021 from California, expanded to Arizona and Texas. The permit to operate in California was suspended in October 2023 after a pedestrian injury. It's an annual source of amazement for many that this competition even exists, but Toronto's Michael Jarman won the 2024 Microsoft Excel World Championship in Vegas, and it's exactly what it sounds like. After competitors ran through entrance tunnels to cheers from the crowd

at the HyperX Arena, they settled in and got to work on spreadsheets. The final event involved using Excel to track stats in a simulated World of Warcraft game. Several hundred people watched the event, and the live stream on YouTube was viewed by 60,000. Since it's worth a click just to hear the theme song for the Excel World Championship at the beginning, because there is one. Yeah, I'm like, what? Yeah, come on man you're competing in the world xl championships that's not quite the olympics i mean i'm sure you're proud of yourself that you're great with spreadsheets but damn i mean the not having

xl knowledge is that's great it's pretty i mean spectacular i just i wouldn't train no it's like rocky there's more things that i could do and they make pads they make these little pads desk size pads with the shortcuts and everything oh yeah why do i need to yeah there's limited space in my brain hole i'm not about to fill it up with no excel commands no and i get aggravated by the circular logic issues i always run into it pisses me off like i mean i'm trying to enter something that makes sense to me as far as tracking and information. And here I'm like, no, that means April 1st. I'm like, mother.

Right. Check this out. This is good news. Through the family reunification program, an Arizona nonprofit reunited a mom and a daughter after 24 years apart. Reunited a mom and a daughter after 24 years apart. At the emotional reunion, Carlotta Ariadne got to hug her mom, Victoria Fernandez, for the first time in 20 years. Her daughter, Indelia, expressed deep appreciation for the organization. But it was founded in 2019 and has helped 700 families reunite by working with individuals over 55 to get them help to get 10-year visas to visit their loved ones in the United States.

That's cool that they're working on that. Here's another interesting story. University of North Carolina sophomore Neha Barrier was working a shift as a patient sitter at North Carolina Memorial when she heard a thump from the adjoining room. She went to investigate, found a patient passed out on the floor. She started CPR, performed chest compressions, but part of the program that trained students for patient sitter roles, she admitted that she felt like she was in over her head despite her CPR experience, but she did do what she needed to do and the patient survived thanks to her action. Uh, she did do what she needed to do and the patient survived thanks to her action.

Recently, you have sent our UNC honored her with a challenge coin for quick thinking and bravery. She's now set to help expand the program in her new role as a teaching assistant. So good for her. Yeah. Yeah. That's cool. Uh, a quickly becoming obvious 2025 is going to be a year of big ass tours, uh, adding their names to the list. Coheed and Cambria and Mastodon. They've announced the Infinite Art Tour.

That'll start in May. The 21-day tour will kick off May 10th in Salem, Virginia, and run through June 8th in Waukee, Iowa, with Periphery adjoining as special guests. So pre-sale starts today, actually. Oh. Yeah, so if you're interested in that. Chris Evans is returning to the Marvel Universe.

He was Steve Rogers, Captain America in 11 of the MCU movies. I was like, is that one of them guys from The Voice? Who is that? That's funny. He also played Johnny Storm, the Human Torch, in two Fantastic Four movies in Deadpool and Wolverine. But it was assumed Evans was done with all that as a new cast. And, well, anyway, never say never he's back.

I don't know what he's doing because Robert Downey Jr. is now Dr. Doom. So he's the bad guy. Bless it. I'm so confused by all his movies. I know, right? I know. Hey, listen, go over to our blog and look at this if you if you're into it didn't take long after the mysterious teaser for 28 years

later to get a full-fledged trailer oh thank god two days in fact the new trailer paints a bad picture of the life 28 years after the zombie apocalypse it appears that cillian murphy he starred in the first film, appears in zombie form. The rest of the cast is seen somewhat healthier, though seems risky. It's a pretty wild trailer if you like the zombie stuff. No, honestly, I really don't, but I do like him. I never watch those movies. I'm not big on zombie movies.

I'm just really not. I think they're fun most of the time. Well, I mean, I think it's funny how they describe that. It's like things are not as well. Like, no shit. Right. No, it's right. 28 years later after zombie apocalypse.

It's still bad. I think we're going to be like, I don't know, utopia. Yeah, well, everything's good's good leaps and bounds and technology is like nah bro y'all are like pooping out back with with leaves you know they're just trying to survive your own pee yeah that's probably about right what would you do zombie apocalypse what would you do i'd go get weapons yeah figure out how to survive i mean that's it that's what you do uh as the dust settles from the yankees losing juan soto to the mets uh they're now showing things yankees might have done to blow the chance of resigning him last april already a yankee security guard booted

soto's mom and dad from a game they said there could have been lingering issues with that later in the year the same security guard booted his driver and chef both of whom had to wait in the rain until after the game what yeah mets owner steve cohen got wind of the story introduced mets traveling secretary edgar suero to explain logistics and family perks reports also alleged the yankees refused to budge when it came to Soto paying for his own suite at Yankee Stadium. Yeah, yeah. So apparently maybe there was a lot of small petty stuff involved in that. Yeah, sounds like it.

Some trade rumors going on. The NBA trade deadline, not till February 6th, but rumors concerning LeBron James. After starting off hot, the Lakers have lost seven of their last ten, and that tends to get people talking. I don't think the Lakers are in any possible way interested in dealing James anywhere.

He's not going anywhere, so don't even entertain that bullshit. Another high-profile NFL athlete has had his home broken into while playing during Monday night's matchup against the Cowboys. The Bengals quarterback Joe Burrow's home was burglarized. A woman called 911 claiming that her daughter was staying at Burrow's house and someone was trying to break in and she didn't know what to do. The woman in the house called 911 and could

be here talking to someone who was working security at the house, not knowing what was taken, but a bedroom window was broken. The bedroom was ransacked. Earlier this year, it was Patrick Moms and Travis Kelsey who were broken into. How does this happen? What's that? I mean, I assume because these people make exorbitant amounts of money and usually live in gated areas and usually have security.

Yeah, how is your shit getting broken into? You know, that's a great question. You got effed up people around you. It's a great question, really. I mean, you would think they would have security that prevents that, plus they're probably living in areas that seem like it would prevent that. There would be people that would be

like, this is a random-ass ass car might be an inside job yeah why is this honda civic here like i mean what's this civic doing here it doesn't belong here there's rust on that car you know get it out of here that car is more than five years old two years old what's it doing here if your car is over two years old you're violating theirRA. You can't even have an old junker that's a 2021. Thank you. Hey, real quick, Legal Credit Services. You might need some help there. They're a premier credit management agency.

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special that is out. And it's a special that he says, it's called Jamie Foxx, What It Happened Was. that he says what it's called jamie fox what had happened was and uh it's he's really talking about the health incident that happened to him you know and so at first you know i it was it was a pretty tearful opening you know very you know the moving touching thing and i thought you know okay let's get to some comedy yeah and we were about 15 minutes in and we really hadn't gotten to comedy. And I was like, man, I don't know. I just kind of got bored with it, to be honest with you. But he opened up in the comedy, if you want to call it that.

He had suffered a brain bleed in April 2023 that led to a stroke while filming his movie Back in Action. He recounted saying, I was having a bad headache. Asked my boy for an aspirin. I realized quickly when you're in a medical emergency, your boys don't know what the heck to do. He said before he could even get aspirin, he was out cold. The next thing he knew, 20 days in the hospital had passed, and he had no memory.

Dang. Yeah, he recalled his friends initially took him to a doctor who sent him home with a cortisone shot but it was his sister who said something wasn't right and took him to atlantis piedmont and they confirmed he was having a brain bleed that caused a stroke and without immediate surgery he would die wow he shared he said his life didn't flash before him uh he said but he did he said i saw the tunnel i didn't see the light i was in the tunnel though it was hot uh the oscar winner said he got emotional when he woke up from

his coma realized he was in a wheelchair but uh as you know now he's made an incredible recovery i mean he's healthy he's doing fine but they said they didn't know what caused it. We know what caused it. I mean, I could speculate on what caused it. We know what caused it. I mean, why wouldn't you say? I mean, you. Come on.

Man, doctors don't know why. Come on. Come on. We know. Yeah. No, we know. Yeah. Yeah.

We know. Here's another thing that's uh interesting i saw yesterday that uh you saw that megan fox and machine gun kelly split again so she finally transitions him almost completely to a female i figured he was already like that no man you think so i don't know man he had successfully trans uh transitioned her into like a double of Kim Kardashian. Like, I mean, the most recent photo I saw of them, I was like, is that KK? Like, I don't, I mean, like shocker, not. No, not shocking.

Although she just announced she was pregnant recently. So none of this is surprising. And allegedly she's already dating someone else. And I had to check myself last night i was like you know that's a violation of the rule to date someone who's pregnant right now i mean as a single guy but then i had to go well it is megan fox yeah i guess you would if you were single either way but i don't know i figure if i'm in a relationship crazy yeah well and she's got the thumbs so i mean i don't know oh yeah she does have that weird thing going on but and i mean that just kind of ruins it i just think she might be evil honestly i just think she might be a little evil man yeah i think so i think she's jennifer's body

i haven't uh that's a good movie is it pretty good i've heard that it is it is actually good maybe i was like oh okay look at her she. Yeah, no, she can when she wants to, I guess. I mean, she is mad hot. Just stupid, stupid hot. Yeah, she is. I don't know what's going on with her. I never understood. One, I didn't understand Brian Austin Green.

He seemed a little too vanilla for her to begin with. Way too vanilla and too old for her. Yeah. Sorry. Not sorry. But whenever you're crushing on this guy you know you're the age the age difference is that you were crushing on him as a kid when he was on his show and then y'all i mean that's just a little gross to me personally um and then machine gun kelly

doesn't compute it just he's like a kid to me it's just so she's just so weird to me i don't know and lanky and it just looks like i would break him and i can't f with you if i look if you look like i can break you yeah plus m&m bitched him that ain't hard served him up that ain't hard did you see jack s forever yeah so did you see his part mjk's mgk's part where he's on the the bicycle or whatever yeah yeah and he gets whacked yeah well i swear to you he's like i thought you know whatever i was like i promise you they told him he was doing whatever they told him to do and they lied to him oh yeah they absolutely lied to him oh my god that was one of the most interesting jackass um movies for me i enjoyed it i'm trying to remember some of the stuff uh it was a covid the covid okay i i like

them in general there's always a couple or three things in it that i'm like yeah i gotta turn away i like the one where they have the dude the the fat guy in the suit. Yeah. And they collect all the sweat. Oh, no. So, yeah. Or the new fat guy, and they put pieces of sushi all over him. No, no. When the paper cuts on the webs of the fingers and the toes. No, no, no. Like, that was bad. And the, ugh.

Yeah, I think Johnny Knoxville said they're done. He's done with it. They're too freaking old, y'all. Well, I mean, he's been injured so many times. Yeah, I feel like his doctor said you cannot. One more concussion and you're spaghetti head. And it could be. I mean, they've done a lot

of stuff, man. Man, I loved. Yeah, those are good. Yeah. Those are really good. Steve-O's doing pretty good now that he's healthy, though. Steve-O is doing pretty good. He's still crazy, but he's healthy now. I think Bam is is back on the wagon again uh he's popped up in my instagram feed a few times bless that dude's heart man you know what i root for that guy because he at heart he's a really nice guy he's just got

demons that he can't be demons i mean demons before ryan died and then once ryan died really was just too much it was too much for him. I mean, I really think it broke him. If that dude makes it to retirement, I'd be shocked. Yeah. I mean, I hope he would, but I don't know. Yeah. This is interesting. So Paul McCartney, there's a new book out,

and it reveals that Paul McCartney and Isaac Asimov, the science fiction writer, were working on a movie. What? Yeah. The film was called Five and Five and One. And the plot included aliens and the former Beatles band Wings that he made with his wife Linda and former Moody Blues guitarist Denny Lane. But it said a flying saucer lands out of it gets five

creatures they transmute before your very eyes into wings they're here to take over the earth by taking america by storm and they proceed to do this super group style so they're going to be aliens that turn into paul mccartney and wings and uh sadly that movie did not get made are you sad that it didn't get made no no other than maybe horrible yeah other than maybe seeing um the the cats on how did this get made rip it apart yeah like that's that's it that's a no bro no asimov made a he wrote a whole screenplay for it and but by early 75 it was abandoned and the note across the script said nothing ever came of this because mccartney couldn't recognize good stuff i guess that didn't end on a very good note for them is uh what that uh comes down to you really

think paul mccartney can't recognize good stuff bro well and i think he probably can i think are you are you a beatles person at all or no i mean you know there's some stuff i don't actively try to listen to them they are not selected as my favorites on my serious xm satellite radio you're not mad if you hear them you're just not going to find it. I'll probably change the channel if they come on, to be honest with you. I mean, I don't really care. I did, growing up, though, their movies, like

Help, I loved that movie. They were silly. They were like Benny Hill. It was hilarious. And it was good music, but I had a girlfriend in college who was obsessed, and she played them a girlfriend in college who was obsessed, and she played them all the time. I was like, bro, shut the fuck up.

Man, a lot of people who love the Beatles love the Beatles, man. I mean, like it's a whole different level. It is. It is. It's an uncomfortable level. Well, it's just, you know, and I get it. People say, hey, they're the most influential rock band of all time. Maybe so.

I don't know. Maybe so. I mean, I feel like we've had enough time pass at this point that there could be arguments for and against that. Yeah. No, I don't disagree. I mean, there have been a lot that have come since then now. Yeah. And they absolutely.

They had a lot of DNA on other bands, of course. 100%. And there's no doubt doubt just like zeppelin did yeah i love zeppelin yeah i love zeppelin yeah zeppelin is that one um i really when i was growing up especially i like them a lot and i still do but man i'm probably a couple times a year i will just go full zeppelin but to be with you, I've just heard the song so many times now. Yeah. It's like, even the ones I love, I'm like, ah.

Absolutely. Well, and especially, you know, in my previous life, I was in the trades, right? Right. Right. You know, you're on a job site, and there's just, there's something, there's an unwritten rule that you have to listen to classic rock on a job site. Yeah. I don't know if y'all knew this. This is true.

But it is, it's a requirement. And so you hear Zeppelin, you know, we just have Zeppelin all the time. And now a double shot of. Yeah. You know, it's Zeppelin and Fleetwood Mac. Oh my God. Zeppelin and Fleetwood Mac. Oh, my God. Zeppelin and Fleetwood Mac are two major requirements on a job site. Okay.

It just is. And so you're there, you know. All right. So which classic rock bands could you never hear again and be good with? Kiss. Kiss? Yeah. Okay.

I would be just fine. You know, I would be too. Although some of them, actually, I like a few of them. They're fine. They're stupid, but they I would be just fine. You know, I would be too, although some of them, actually I like a few of them. They're fine. They're stupid, but they're fine. They are. But who I can go to the grave, listen to forever? CCR.

CCR is a great band. Yeah, or was a great band. Yeah. I would say for me, Boston and Kansas are no go. I can agree with that. Do you want to say later? No, I'm good. I've heard enough of it.

I don't ever need to hear Dust in the Wind again. I hope I don't. So I've got a fun little story about the song Dust in the Wind. So this year has been a year of having put pets down. And prior to putting my dog down, my husband had to put his cat down. And we went to the vet to say goodbye. And we're sitting in the waiting room. And they're, one, they're keeping us waiting for a hot minute, which is already irritating.

Yeah. Wouldn't you know, but over the Muzak. Not dust in the wind. Dust in the wind. Oh, no. Come on, man. And. Why don't they just start playing Sarah McLachlan for you?

Bro, thank you. Like, and I mean, we look at each other. What the hell is this? What the hell is this? Like, is nobody aware of this? Right. And this is a playlist. This is not a radio station.

Right. This is a playlist. Maybe they're trying to keep people calm. But my husband was about to come unglued like he didn't like that he took it personally and this well it is kansas i mean they do suck you might give me some insight into i'm sorry i shouldn't say that no but like he even said something to the yeah he said something to the receptionist he was like my compliments to the dj like dead face and he's like oh yeah my god i was like, my compliments to the DJ. Like, dead face.

He's like, oh, yeah, my God. I was like, sis. She's a little 20-something-year-old or whatever. And I was like, oh, honey. She never even knew the song. Yeah, she wasn't hearing it. No, she didn't even know. It's background to her.

Exactly. Yeah. At some point, that just becomes background when she don't hear it. But it was insane. Dust in the wind, and we're sitting there getting ready to put an animal down. Yeah, it would have been better if you were cremating it. Then it would have been really appropriate. We did.

Oh, yeah! No, then it's appropriate. It's so appropriate then. I mean, I wouldn't want it except in that case. We were. Now I have to compliment them. I think they did a great job, man. My compliments to the DJ.

No, that's amazing, actually. Man, it was hilarious. I was like, oh, shit. All right. This is real life. What's up? Let's do something different here. All right.

Let's see here what we got. Let's get a good little country feel to it. Is this new? You like it? It's pretty good, isn't it? All right. Forget filler in your pout or your cheekbones. The trendiest cosmetic procedure now, nipple augmentation, also known as designer nipples.

Yeah, sheer garments and bra bra free fashion remain in vogue you like that bella hadid kendall jenner florence pew have been the biggest proponents of the nearly naked dressing fad uh they rock a lot of see-through stuff um it goes on to tell me other stars who freed the nipple on the red carpet. You don't care. No. It says the influx in nipple-bearing clothing has made some patients consider filler to enhance the appearance of their nipples through their shirts. This person from Brooklyn they interviewed said, I thought it was sexy how people would like to wear T-shirts in the summertime and have their nipples showing, but admitted she never had that. So she consulted Upper East Side certified plastic surgeon Dr. Norman Rowe for filler.

And that involves injecting hyaluronic acid into the nipple to enhance projection. So the uptick in requests for these is a huge it costs about five thousand dollars five thousand isn't that how much your fake boobs oh i have no idea i thought they ran about five ten grand they i mean five grand just to get your nipples just to put hyaluronic acid in your nipples of each one that's bs that's that's not a lot no it's not at all and what is hyaluronic acid gonna do well apparently it makes it stiff and stick out poke more um you know what else says that stimulating them yeah ice will do that yeah uh but it says um other situations where patients might want nipple filler are more practical like after birth and breastfeeding uh

then a nipple is not something to hide anymore it's something to what but you're injecting hyaluronic acid into the nipple is there not concern of that being transferred to the baby well i would assume you do this after you uh i thought it said post-birth like for two well yeah post-birth meaning you're done i'm sure with all that i would think i don't think so i don't know i don't and maybe you're right but i i don't know do you want to change the tap right midstream like that i would the baby just got used to that i wouldn't do it at all yeah no i wouldn't either but those look amazing right there do you think yeah well Yeah. Well, I mean, I guess. I mean, I don't understand the. I don't understand it.

The goal of nipples out. I don't know. And here's why I say that. And I don't want to be that guy. I promise you. Be that guy. But, you know, look, if you want. If you want to be on a certain level of equal footing and respect.

Right. Am I supposed to be on equal footing and respect, right? Am I supposed to be on equal footing and respect with you if your nipples are staring at me? I mean, look, I'm a dude. I don't wanna see. Okay, I mean, I'm gonna look. I don't wanna see your nipples either. Like. I'm gonna look.

If they're there, I'm probably gonna look. Yeah. If they're poking. And. Oh, I look. And then you're gonna be like, why are you looking at my nipples? Well, I don't know because you turned on the headlights in the middle of the day. I mean, if a dude's nipples are poking, you know you looking at my... Well, I don't know because you turned on the headlights in the middle of the day. I mean, if a dude's nipples are poking, you know, I'm looking.

Yeah, if I saw a dude in one of those sleeveless mesh shirts with his nipples out, I'm going to be like... Even if you're wearing a shirt on like you or a t-shirt, if y'all are cold and stuff and your shit's sticking out, I'm going to look. Look, I could do this and I can't make mine come through. I might flip them too. I mean, you know, you might get a little... You can't even get any action here. Mine are about the size of dimes, so you're not getting

anything. It sounds like y'all are bored. I mean, I just don't get it. I just don't understand. I mean, it's like. And $5,000 for it? Y'all got me messed up. Yeah, no, that's a lot of money. Five grand, then get. Now, I wonder, can you do other things? Could you make them different colors? Would you have to tattoo them for that? That'd probably be very grand, then get. Now, I wonder, can you do other things? Could you make them different colors?

Would you have to tattoo them for that? That'd probably be very painful, I guess. But I mean, there's this whole. Could you dye them? All I think, yes. All I think. Yeah, you said that emphatically. Well, I was thinking about tattooing.

Oh, okay. And that's what came. Yeah. That's the reason I said that. So, not dyeing them, but you can adjust the color. Yeah. I guess, with tattoos. Yeah, I would think.

But I think it'd be, man, how painful would that be? Ow. I don't know. Could you even endure it? Some people might really like it. But what I think about is, you know, back in the day. Some people are crazy. Yeah.

Well, I know. But, like, even, you know, performers, like drummers and guitarists and everything who tape theirs. Oh, yeah. You know, because they don't want them. They don't want them protruding. Right. Like, I don't know. This is a whole new world.

No, it is weird because for years that was that you didn't want that. Yeah. And then all of a sudden it flipped. And I mean, I don't know. I mean, why don't you just not wear a shirt? Pasties. I'm sorry. I'm wearing a shirt.

Just don't wear a shirt i mean you know i mean well i mean i've seen that girl sometimes just wear sports bras as a shirt now i have seen that you know sometimes i i've seen that yeah i don't think it's appropriate anymore well i mean you know but maybe but you're judging you're judging mcjudgerson i am judging mcjudgerson that's very true. Yeah, no, definitely. You must be because we're trying to free nipples here. I'm Demanda.

Right. I demand that you cover your nipple. Just be smarter. Well. Just be smarter. You know, I mean. I don't know. All right, let's move on to this about sex.

Fans are hounding McDonald's with absurd questions about their mascot. The fast food chain is not having it. One customer went to the McDonald's website and typed in the search bar, how does Grimace breed? The search garnered zero results, so they upshot at a screenshot, and it says unbelievable. Yeah, but the person behind the the chain social media seemed exhausted by this and responded with a simple sigh when another user pointed out how wild the question was the seemingly bewildered

mcdee's rep responded it's just another day to me. Right. One user said, this needs to be studied. The original screenshot poster responded to McDonald's sign, said, answer the question, McDonald's. Oh, now y'all are just messing with whoever's on there. Y'all just, you know what? Holler at an anthropologist, okay? I don't know, pop culture anthropologist or something. Do that.

Just leave the Mickey D's person alone. Well, here's what another person, what they originally ended up saying is that Grimace is a taste bud. That's what I've heard. He's a taste bud, so he wouldn't have any kind of. Yeah, that's what I've heard. I never knew that. I mean, what was Grimace going to be? I just thought he was a purple blob.

I didn't know that there was a taste bud. I never cared. I never cared. What am I supposed to do? It's an odd choice for a mascot. It really is an odd choice. Well, you hadn't seen, I mean, when's the last time you've seen any of those mascots? And yet we're still talking about them.

Do you remember Hamburglar? Of course. The Hamburglar's the best. We've had birthday parties at McDonald's. was the best we had we've had um birthday parties at mcdonald's mindy i know you remember this but like we you know with the little hats and these games to play and this and here's the the creepy hamburglar and the creepy grimace you know showing up is oh that's a human hand in the like i remember the the facade the illusion being broken you know going, meeting the mascots or meeting Santa and like realizing that it was just a character. Yeah.

I'm like, oh. So when you said you were at McDonald's birthday, you meant you had a birthday party there, not you worked there. Oh, God, no. No, I know I did when I was young. Did you? Yeah, when I was 17, I worked there. So my food service started at TCBY. Oh, did there so my food service um started at tcby oh did it really mine started at sweden cream okay okay my mom worked for for tcby and higginbotham

investments and all that stuff and she got me a job at the tcby that was on south university oh yeah yeah yeah and a mom right across from you i'm sorry i I'm sorry. I know she's watching. But, yeah, we had the highest food costs with the lowest sales. Oh, really? Somebody was getting high on their own supply. All of us. Yeah. All of us. Living LaVita Loco on yogurt.

We were smoking in the back and taking from the till and shutting the place down and getting high on it and eating yogurt. Yeah, I don't know why they're not there anymore. I have no idea why they're out of business. Yeah, it wasn't us. We didn't single-handedly do that or anything. But we, I mean, young, dumb, and full of yogurt. Right. Ayo.

Ayo. Yeah, no, I worked at McDonald's when I was, I worked there for about almost two years when I was 17. And, man, it was a wild culture then you know I remember and you could never do this now but we would be about an hour before the end of our shift and and they would go it's a GI party tonight and then they would lock the door yeah they yeah nobody leaves until it's 100% clean and that meant you were gonna be there till midnight and you couldn't leave they would lock the door like you were in prison yeah you understand they would lock the door that's great that is crazy about that for a minute that is

great Wow huh oh I couldn't imagine I would have um no i was about to say i would have lost my shit but you know little no i i was i didn't know any i didn't know any better well you could do that back then well yeah you get away with that your employees in the place absolutely and make them clean yeah and one of the not paying by the way not paying no it was part of your duty no that was part of what you had to do it yeah as a sign when you see that on there on your your little job description just understand that that means whatever whatever yeah whatever's whatever's whatever's i worked at corkies oh yeah that's a good place i worked at corkies and that was my first time being exposed to uh employee

appreciation parties yeah what are those it's where they lock the door oh and then you uh take over the bar yeah okay it doesn't matter your age um what position you held in the restaurant yeah tia's was probably my no juanitas i worked at the old school juanitas oh down on main oh that was man that's a party there that was man in the 90s yes yeah no that was a party you know uh juanita's on main i used to love to play there to perform there it was so good i hated when they moved because i i thought it lost the soul that it had it did yeah new juanitas just never could uh be what old one juan's was the perfect dive bar it really was it had perfect history everything about it they just had a problem with the landlord landlord

with the air conditioning being fixed and and uh you know I knew the guy that owned it pretty pretty good and um he said man we just you know we tried to do everything we could but I wasn't gonna pay for that when it wasn't my building. Yeah. But I bet in hindsight he'd pay for that now. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

I miss that placement. It was good. And it was right around the street from my house. Yeah. So let's talk about this for a minute. If you need a roof, check out Titan Roofing Company. Go to TitanRoofingCompany.com. Josh and Jeremy, they're the owners there uh look this place has been in business for i don't know 30 40 years family-owned

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I know. I didn't make it up. I'm just telling you what they said, you know. Oh, my God. Wendy's first job was at a Wendy's. Oh, really? How hilarious is that? Now, see, I could never work for Wendy's because I would have been five million pounds.

Five million pounds. Wendy's is my favorite, man. Man. I can kill Wendy's, man. Man. Jesus, I can eat double stacks oh they're so good man there's nothing better than a square patty no it's something about it's right about that patty brad said his first job was at kfc and it was nasty was it yeah hey so all the all of us

that have had these jobs at these food industry places if they are still in business are you able to eat there yeah no i can i eat at mcdonald's just fine now i'll tell you where i don't go god i shouldn't say that it's just a bad idea isn't it i don't know man i captain d's i i've worked there when i was young uh that actually was i think the very first job job that i had where it was legal technically and um well it wasn't but my dad made me lie and say I was 16 and nobody knew back in the day nobody checked they didn't check yeah there wasn't nothing to check no they didn't they just said okay they believed you they didn't care we were able to be believed at our word yeah back in the day

you would tell people yeah I'm 16 okay okay but man it ruined me on seafood and it's not anything it wasn't their fault it's just that peeling shrimp stinks bad yeah I mean it's like it's like a bad brothel it's funky it's nasty and when you have to do that all the time, it ruins it for you. And there's no getting rid of that smell. That's what I mean. And so I would go home and I would still smell like old ass shrimp and fish. And that is just a nasty ass smell. We're kicking it this morning.

The crew from Legion Scaffolding is here. Yeah, they're doing some scaffolding right now. Latasha said, I worked wendy's for seven years as a manager i could tell you some stories well come in come on latasha she said she won't eat the chili from there i will i would i would but i know what it is too and i'm fine with that i mean yeah it's still that good um dropping my over here yeah kbird said, y'all look lonely in there. You need a bird with you. Well, where are you?

I've asked you about a billion times to come on up, man. Yeah. Where are you at, Kbird? You could be right here. You could be right here. Caw, caw. Yeah. Caw, caw.

That's great. That's great. We're back. On one today, aren't you? I am. That's great. It's like a sleeve. It's, you know.

It's Justin Timberlake's got you fired up i got that sunshine in my no don't don't sing that y'all seriously that's like all i know no don't do that all i know it was even hard because like even the songs i knew it was with the live band it wasn't you know the i don't know the the electronic you know whatever right right so i was like wait i think i know no wait maybe i know this no okay i do know this song but i couldn't sing it because of yeah because you couldn't quite get in the groove yeah you start trying to go and the dj would change something or so you put your hands up and i was like bro stop mixing it up i'm trying to enjoy the hit you know we're like getting down and then he'd stop me like what's that i was like bro

i'm gonna need you to shut up did he uh did he play mainly hits or did he play songs you didn't know he um well because he had one the dj or jt oh no it was a lot of stuff i didn't know i think it's whatever new album really i always hate that man but there was a number of things that that we knew you know there was a number of things you know play one You know, there was a number of things we knew. You know, play one song or two from your new album, no more. Nobody wants to hear any more than that, ever. Ever. Okay?

If it's not a hit, don't play it. You get two songs from the new album. After that, just play hits. And if you don't have enough, quit. You know? I take requests. Free bird. You take requests.

Free bird. Yeah, no. Nobody wants to hear your new album man nobody until it's been on the radio i don't know it i can't sing with it what's the deal thank you unless it's a just the most banging track ever it was some good stuff but i mean there was i don't know it was there were there was some of the visuals on the on the screens was like from the um it seemed like they were from like the what is it um kamasutra oh really yeah yeah is that how he was getting down well i mean it was and it's a little uncomfortable because like i'm sitting there you know there's kids there like there's kids like there's kids and they got kamasut coming up. Yeah, there's a little girl sitting in front. But it was like, blobbish.

Yeah, you couldn't quite tell. They were nondescript bodies, but you knew what was going on. Like, you knew. Wow. But there's a kid in front of me that I promise you is in, like, third grade. Yeah. There's a kid on the other side. What's that, Mom? What's that?

I was like, yo. Yo, JT getting down like this. I know that, you know, back in the day, he was kind of electro pop, I guess you'd say, you know. Yes, yes. But in later years, it seemed like he went more the hipster kind of almost not quite country but singer songwriter vibe yeah i will give you that is that is that kind of what it sounded like the new stuff i mean not singer songwriter but with a lot of um uh r&b melody to it um yeah i mean it's been a while since that dude's had a hit if you think about i mean he's he's got a lot of them but it's been a while since that dude's had a hit if you think about i mean he's

he's got a lot of them but it's been a long time since he's been relevant in the charts that were just him that wasn't attached to a movie yeah the trolls sorry bro right yeah that song sucks i don't bump trolls in my corner no i'm not i don't even like this sunshine song i mean i knew when it came out it'd be popular but i didn't like it i wonder who wrote it probably him luke did you write that luke no no luke didn't write that one i promise you all right let's uh let's do we need to do this and this is what you've been waiting for anyway let's just do it this is the segment Not like the other People do stupid shit

You say, oh brother Hey, it's not a copy or a clone Of any previous bit But if you think so, hey We don't give a shit Yeah Yeah Yeah

Wackadoo Wackadoo That's good times right there, man. See, I think that's what JT's going to do to it. Oh, he would upgrade it for me a little bit. A little bit. Yeah, be a feature on it for me. A little bit.

That's probably why he didn't want to take the flash drive from me. You know, he's like, he's heard it. He thinks it's fine. He didn't want to hurt him. No, he's like, man, I can't. I can't improve that. That's probably what he would say is I can't improve that song at all. Yeah, he's resentful about it.

He's like, yeah, well, he hadn't had a hit in a long time. That's what we're talking about. So now, I mean, it's got to be hard watching me do it, you know, sitting here at this desk. All right, let's go to Sandy, Utah. A man drove through a car dealership storefront after he was denied a refund for a vehicle he bought. He was pissed. He bought a vehicle from tim doll mazda monday morning the dealership said they sold it to him as is uh after driving the vehicle off the lot he determined there was a mechanical issue and wanted to return it you understand as is sir seriously as is they go over that with you a number

of times to make sure you understand it. Plenty of times. Yeah. Dealership employees said they wouldn't take the vehicle back due to it being sold as is. So the man said if he didn't get his money back, he'd drive through the front door. A little after 4 p.m., he did exactly that. I like a man of his word. I mean, he is that. He was arrested on felony criminal mischief, reckless endangerment.

He did return the car to the dealership, though. You know, I mean, he did do that. Even parked it for him. Yeah, no, he did, right inside the showroom. All right, so the city of Bend, Oregon, is asking for a vandal who's been putting googly eyes on statues to please stop. No. It's happened to eight statues so far,

and the city is concerned it may damage them. Come on. It's not. BRB, I'm going to hop on Amazon and get some googly eyes. We're about to take over. It says while the googly eyes placed on various art pieces around town might give you a chuckle, it costs money to remove them with care so not to damage the art.

Bird shit on statues. Thank you. How are googly eyes going to hurt it? Stop. Please. According to the city, the adhesive can cause the damage. These are hilarious. Y'all are so.

That is, these are giant googly eyes. Those are hilarious. Look, those are so. I am loving that. Is that going to be on the blog? No but okay oh see that one apparently that one did some kind of damage you see what what they're saying oh no that's not damage that's just some cardboard tape to it yeah no there's no damage this is just good funny stuff idiots yeah those are metal you know what they just did they just called everyone to start googly eyeing things

they're going to activate everyone's going to start googly eyeing everything no i'm about to pull up amazon and order mine oh hell yeah let's do it we did you know what we did we took uh now uh i don't think this is a trade secret my wife uh when she goes out or performs she wears uh eyelashes you know it's on the eyelashes but and we we always have done things at home she'll take them off and put them on the night stand and i've done many things with them yeah we went on a cruise the last time we took every time she'd take some off we'd go find a piece of art in the hall where they had eyes that about fit and put the eyelashes on it. Yes. We had so much fun just finding places to put eyelashes on the damn art on the ship.

Oh, my God. Let's get this going. Oh, yeah. We need this to happen. A couple in Austria have married and divorced each other 12 times in the last 43 years, even as neighbors describe their relationship as a model marriage. Their yo-yo marriage allegedly part of a ploy to profit $344,000 from the country's retirement system. They're now under investigation for fraud after their cycle of weddings and divorces exploited a loophole in Austrian law that allowed the wife to claim $28,500

with each marriage. The wife, who'd actually been married 13 times, began getting a pension from the state to support her financially after the death of her first husband. A year later, the 73-year-old married her second husband for the first time, who's a few years younger than her. old married her second husband for the first time, who's a few years younger than her. They divorced six years later and the separation kicked off a cycle of marriage, divorces and remarriage with each one lasting about three years. So they discovered the couple had never been separated. They would just get divorced on paper. So she'd get that 28 grand again. And they did it to the tune of about $307,000. Genius.

Yeah. Now, I mean, that's, that is pretty genius. Did they get wedding gifts for each time? I doubt it. That'd be a lot to ask.

Yeah. But you could cycle through, I mean, you know, update your, your linens, you know, China,

you know, maybe get some new, it's such a weird thing. Do people still do that now? have no idea i mean all of our grandparents or parents had china that almost never got used never got used silver and regular dishes yeah now you can go to goodwill and there are you know um probably buy a whole set of china for like five bucks you you can you absolutely can you could even probably go to habitat and do that and then silver they've got silver just sitting out for like two bucks listen i found a silver service uh in an attic when i bought a house it was from uh i'm not kidding you

from either the very late 1800s or the very early 1900s. Still in amazing condition. So I was like, oh, hell yeah, this is going to be worth some ducats, man. Yeah. No, man. I put that thing on, and I think I ended up getting 50 bucks for the whole set. Yeah. Like a nine-piece set with a big tray and everything. You know, but I was like, yeah, people don't care anymore.

They don't. And, I mean, I promise you, you could walk into a Goodwill today and find silver. Yeah, I'm sure you could. It doesn't happen all that often. When it does, it can seem like a dream come true for sports gamblers, being able to bet on a game after it's ended. What? Yeah, it happened again in Atlantic City.

A sportsbook was fined. He took $25,000 worth of bets on college basketball and hockey games and boxing after they were over. In action made public, the New Jersey Gaming Enforcement fined William Hill Sportsbook $20,000. How stupid are you to bet on a game that's already ended? Would you not look that stuff up? They must not have known.

But he said, yeah, if you want to bet on it. I mean, look, if you're calling to, if i'm the bookie and you're calling me to bet on a game that ended and you're going the wrong way i'm gonna take your bet no i'm with you i mean this is just the stupidity of the masses though like that information is everywhere yeah it seems like it doesn't it seems like you have to be really dumb it's like the people who pay it's like people who pay for porn i'm just exactly like what you exactly really yeah why or steal it like why yeah you know it's free right i mean you just go out there and get it anytime you want i mean yeah you can just hit it what no no it's where all good. Where do they go? Where do they go for the free form? I'm not sure where they go. Is it a new sponsor? No, definitely not a new sponsor.

No, no, no. Jim Carrey has his reasons for coming out of retirement. He is. He's coming out of retirement. You know, he just retired. I like his reasons. Like two or three years ago. He's coming out of retirement to make Sonic the Hedgehog 3.

He said, I came back to this universe. First of all, I get to play play a genius which is a bit of a stretch and you know i bought a lot of stuff and i need the money yeah that's what he said so he's reprising his role as the villain dr robotnik in the newest sequel i was back in 2022 that uh he was promoting this when he said he was retiring and uh i guess retirement lasted just long enough for the sequel to come back around and him to get another check but i don't blame him look i mean yeah maybe he did buy a lot of shit and and would you be mad at him if he did not at all not at all i enjoy jim carrey yeah he's a great actor and i mean among the best i don't get i

don't pay any attention when anybody says that they're retiring that makes millions of dollars. No, most all of them say it. You're awful as shit. And then they come right on back. They come right back. Yeah. Firefighters in Cleveland came to the rescue of a couple after an engagement photo disaster ended up with a diamond ring in a sewer drain. nicky mack and cory barabitsky were having their engagement photos taken uh when a mishap occurred they pointed out that barabitsky had something on the back of his pants and i guess mack attempted

to lend a hand so i went to wipe it off and when i wiped it off my ring flew off and we just heard a thing the sound turned out to be a max ring falling in the sewer drain. Ew. It said personnel from Cleveland Fire were summoned to the scene to rescue the photo shoot. Why would... Why is your ring loose enough that it can fall off your finger? Well, more than that, can you call the fire department and go, hey, I just dropped a ring. Can you help me? I mean, apparently...

I mean, I would... I guess. I mean, I don't know. I mean, that mean i would i guess i mean i don't know that wouldn't happen here i mean i would think the fire department be like listen why don't you go get one of those magnet things that are real long yeah you know go get one of those i mean or why don't you get down in the drain yourself we're busy and it looks like there are fires we need to turn to on the photo it looks like it's a fair few firemen the whole team showed up to get this thing out of the grate yeah. That would not happen here.

Not a lot going on in that town. That's New York. Oh, this one is, yeah. In a video on TikTok that's now got 10 million views. This lady's telling you about her bad day. Her name is Tess Hill. And

she sat down and pooped on the new york city subway idiot you're an idiot in the uh how do you not see that in the first photo of this 30 slide carousel all repeating the same image um hill calls this moment quite possibly the worst experience to ever be experienced on the new york subway no she was making a trek to midtown to return a pair of boots she hopped on a w train uh she sat down and immediately knew something was wrong she noted the train car had plenty of people on it who could have warned her before she sat i just looked at everyone i'm like why didn't anyone say anything why didn't you stop me because it's new york and they don't care i didn't know what to do i stood in the station smelling of someone else's bowels crying harder than i had

in years i was in shock the rest of the tale involved many shouted expletives a rage-filled walk to the closet closest luluman oh now i really feel but stop it bitch stop did you just say the closest i'm done i'm done what i'm done no she went to the closest lulu mine you know how much that stuff is yes i do no i don't want to hear but i'm glad you sat in it okay what i look before i sit it does seem stupid everywhere i go even in my own house i look before i sit down that's a good rule i'm sure as shit going to look while i'm in new york i'm getting on a subway like you are crazy town suge like are you from there or were you visiting and no same weird doesn't it and i'm so sorry suge nobody on that train

gives two no but as soon as you said Lulu mine I was nobody cares no and even more don't care no that lace I do you know how much that stuff cost I don't have any of it young Kevin says he pays $99.99 a month for his porn then the gopro penal tip cam is amazing yeah i know i'm sure you do buddy i'm sure you do uh all right let's uh let's go to this one then uh this is kind of wild a uh hangry california woman arrested after pulling a gun on a fast food employee because well there were no fries there. When asked to resolve the issue inside with a receipt, the woman reportedly threatened the staff, claiming she had a loaded pistol in her purse, which her nine-year-old daughter

was holding. Officers arrived, secured the firearm, arrested the woman for criminal threats and child endangerment. Oh, my God. She had to wait even longer for her food, which unfortunately was a sandwich and milk rather than a burger and fries yeah how is that sandwich and milk i mean is that worth the gun and now you got a cps charge yeah dumbass a kentucky man jonathan mason was arrested twice in three days for causing disturbances and refusing to stop while riding his mule. Yeah, police first encountered Mason outside a bar on Saturday where he was drunk and resisted arrest.

Witnesses also reported him whipping the mule excessively. Then two days later, he was spotted drunk and riding the same mule down the road, again refusing to stop when ordered by the police. The mule was stabled for safety he faces many many charges but look at least he's drunk on a mule i mean what are you gonna do on a license well apparently beat the mule but you know you shouldn't beat the mule so he's obviously lost his license he can't drive any of his cars he never loped the mule in front of other people you can't do that you know what i mean you can't do that. You know what I mean? You can't do that. No. You just can't do it.

A stunning home on the outskirts of Leeds in the UK is on the market. It's 2.25 mil. It offers Star Wars fans a chance to own dream property. It's on about 1.8 acres. Five-bedroom house features a one-of-a-kind cinema room, which is a replica of the Millennium Falcon flight deck. Life-size Star Wars props like Darth Vader, full-size pool table, reclining cinema seats.

It does look a lot like that. Sure, it looks really cool, but I mean, based off of what I know from those movies, the Millennium Falcon wasn't very roomy. You know, the cockpit wasn't. It wasn't the most roomy ship. You're right about that. But if i can

move around in those chairs that would be fun are you are you pew-pewing over there you are i don't even know what to say to you about that that's not acceptable stop the pew-pew all right let's see uh what else one more thing here a new york man took a 3162 mile trip on his skateboard over 57 days six hours and 56 minutes he crossed the u.s set a guinness world record chad caruso uh had a small backpack just a single set of clothes started his trip in venice beach california completed the journey on the coast of Atlantic Ocean in Virginia Beach. So he earned the Guinness record for the fastest crossing of America on a skateboard. Goodness.

Man, that had to be a long-ass ride. No. No? Just no. Just no. Let's move on, shall we? Let's move on and do something else here. Yeah.

So where do you got going this afternoon, by the way? What's the big thing happening for you? Well, at 2 o'clock, me and my kid are going to go get our passports. Are you? Yeah. Where are we headed? May I ask? Well, we are going to go to Ireland next year. Are you really?

We are. That's my motherland. Yeah. We're going to take a trip, um, and do, uh, it's a tour. Um, my mom, my mom is of that special age where she goes to life quest, which is a really cool nonprofit local lead that, um, uh, they have classes. It's like, uh, just for your retired individuals.

You know, it's really cool. Uh, John Brummett teaches a class there, which is really cool. Yeah. Yeah. It's really cool. John Brummett teaches a class there, which is really cool. The writer? Yeah, he's a cool cat. But she has access to information on tours, overseas tours and everything, because she's of that special age.

And so she had said something to me about it earlier this year, and I was like, bro, I want to go. I want to go. Who wouldn't want to go to Ireland? Who doesn't want to go but they um they're doing two days in london before um going to ireland and i think it's uh edinburgh yeah something after after so uh we were talking about it and you know my my son will graduate

high school next year so we won't have the um, the parameters of, hey, hey, hey. Hey, come on in, man. We don't have the limitations of school schedule. And, you know, grandma's not around anymore. So we don't have to worry about making sure she's okay. So we're going to take off next year. That's cool. So are you doing all of those?

You're going to London to Ireland and Edinburgh, Scotland those you're going to london to yeah we're gonna do all of it and edinburgh we're gonna do all of it that sounds dope as hell excited i bet you are really what are you most excited about of the whole trip oh um the air like i want to i want to breathe that irish air and you know the the big sweaters and and food i'm excited about food and art and culture seeing castles um but yeah i know that may sound weird to some people but like i want to breathe like that cool crisp irish air i don't know i know i know that probably sounds weird to people but i mean i can just i just picture myself standing on a bluff with um just the wind whipping around my hair yeah no i'm sure that that would make perfect sense.

You got, do you have some Irish lineage? I do. Cause I mean, you do have the red hair, so I wonder. My mom's a redhead. You can't see the red in my hair cause we're here in the studio, but yeah. Yeah, I can see it, but they probably can't. It comes out in my attitude.

It definitely comes out in your attitude. So let's, what's up man? Scooch over a little here. Good. Here, let me get your mic. Oh, thank you. He's probably not three, I think he's So let's, what's up, man? Scooch over a little here, Carrie. Here, let me get your mic. Oh, thank you. He's probably not three. I think he's four. No, it's fine.

Are you there now? I believe I am. How y'all doing? Oh, yeah. What's going on, buddy? How are you? Same old, same old. How about you?

Man, pretty good. Pretty good. What have we learned that we need to share with Carrie this morning? People are getting $5,000 nipple fluffers. Yeah, nipple injections. Getting injections to make their nipples poke through. Hyaluronic acid in the TTs. Yeah.

That is funny. Because they want them to show. Poke through. Yeah, to poke through their shirts. That's impressive. Yeah. I mean, is that something you want to do? Maybe the guys could do that.

Hey, we're here for equality. Just walk around with a stiff yodeling. Why not? Yeah. No, no. In the dong. Okay, Carrie. I'm Just walk around with a stiff yodeling. Why not? Yeah. No, no. In the dong. Okay, Carrie. I'm often sad.

Listen, I'm often sad. Carrie came in hot. No, here's what I think. He's not far off. I think that I've always thought that guys do get a bad rap and that, you know, if girls can wear push-up bras, we should have just a little cutout right down in the crotchal region. Below the main thing. You don't see the, you know, the real frank, only the beans.

Oh, you just want to see the beans. Okay, I was going to say. I just think you should have a little push-up nad bra. I'm with you. And just have a little, just a little portal right there where you can just show some tasteful nat cleavage absolutely and i don't think that should be wrong yeah bulls builder 3000 yeah yeah man you know get them lifted up get your little mad lift you got them right right up there pushed up get the wrinkles

uh out of their ties did you know that they do uh they do have a surgical procedure that removes the wrinkles from your nads why would you want your wrinkles well i don't know i don't know how you tell how old you are if you can't count them it took it took my son about i think probably two hours to come back to me and go that's not true when i said when i told him i said you know how you can tell how old someone is count the rings on their butthole he thought about it for about two hours i guess and he came back and goes that's not true is it and i was like son what do you think? Trees. You count the rings in trees, not your B-H, okay? Stop it. Sometimes you just say those things, you know, because, you know.

What's going on with Legion's Catholic thing today, my man? What's that? Tell me about that. We are busy, busy. Right now, we are about as busy as we can be. Really? Yep. Where all are you at right now?

We're over here in Little Rock on the Bull Building. We've got a job up in Warsaw, Missouri. In Warsaw. Wow, that's a pretty good distance from here. Yeah, we're on the dam up there. Okay. Okay. What are they doing on the dam?

Rebuilding the gates. So we'll build scaffolds all over that. Okay. And let me explain because... Hey! I'm kidding. This is is he owns leech and that's his people working i'm just messing with him uh a gate on a dam if you don't know is is the big part that does open and close to let the water in or out or out and um it's all concrete it's just mechanized so it's just a giant basically piece of concrete that closes you know is that is that pretty fair yep concrete and steel yeah so and y'all have

they're rebuilding them and the only way to get to them is via scaffolding we have to go down on the slopes and start building yeah and underneath that is there a bunch of water or is it just uh the ground down below nothing but water yeah so you don't want to fall down there no you don't want to be down there any fun down there that definitely would not be any fun at all is that is that just the vibration coming through i think it must be i mean that's what that is that's vibration wow that is powerful because my mind's on what are they driving like an abrams tank in there they got the forklift going oh it's like a force lift okay wow oh there we go okay we're all right we're gonna hey hey hey everybody settle it down here all right let's talk about google here at google's uh search for 2024 the reports just come out and

gives a snapshot of the things that people have searched for the most. Oh, I'm intrigued. So the top five most searched people in the United States for 2024, Donald Trump, Kamala Harris, J.D. Vance, Joe Biden, and Catherine, Princess of Wales. Why was anybody looking for her she had a health thing happen um earlier this year and she was um not out in public view for a while and there were speculations and that many people here care about it they had to yeah there were people concerned yeah she's the new princess die oh yeah there was concern who's she married to um Prince William. No, that's Kate Middleton.

Is that not? Catherine Princess of Wales. Yeah, Catherine Princess of Wales. Oh, that is her? Kate Middleton. Kate Middleton. Okay. Yeah, they just have it.

Okay. The actor's most searched. Isn't it? Maybe it is. She's married to William. Yeah. Okay. The actor's most searched for in the U.S.,

Cat Williams, Jacob Elordi, who I don't know who that is. Yeah, that is Kate that is kate mills glenn powell jeremy allen white and shane gillis wait who are these people i know the first cat williams oh yeah you know shane gillis i know cat williams no shane gillis okay uh i don't know jacob elordi i know glenn powell uh glenn powell is did you see maverick yep okay he is the real cocky pilot there were super cocky guys also in twisters Jeremy Allen White is from shameless and also a show called the bear yeah yeah you like him I do like him you know what oddly Laura and shameless thought he was a dime piece and I do like him you know what oddly uh laura and shameless thought he was a dime piece

and i was like i you know it must be an attitude thing i don't know what it is i struggled watching that show and maybe because it just hit a little personal yeah a little too close to home for me like there's just i i like it a lot i love william h macy but i did get tired of watching emmy rosen get banged by everybody it was like man how many episodes do i have to see her like i got so bored and when you when you see someone naked you're like i'm bored with it yeah that's a problem that's a bad you know that's a bad sign there shameless is one of those shows that i like to see clips yeah let me see the clip of it or whatever like let me get that part i don't want to see the full hour of yeah and it's just

sad it is in a lot of ways it's a great show i think your lens is slightly different though my lens is is different and that's and that's okay yeah no it's fine there's some things that i don't like to watch and that's okay i get it it's like i don't want to watch leave in las vegas no i'm talking about a depressing piece of movie it's a beautiful movie i've seen it one time yeah and that's and i'm good yeah and that's that's how any of almost every movie nominated for an academy award i'll see it one time and i'm like yeah it's good i'm done you know it's just not my bag man i just i don't i don't i hate indie movies for the most part and i know that's a broad statement but look now i get that to me an indie movie is defined as a movie that's quirky and stops without an appropriate closure i would agree

with that indie movies piss me off i'm like why do we why do we have to do this stop and it's like what the did i just watch for two hours there's a what's the point oh well you gotta think about a movie that people love that i'm just like which one mid samar i haven't seen it i haven't i keep looking at it i'm like i don't know no it's trash i just sit there and go i was what yeah no i hate that you're kidding me did i seriously just sit here and watch this yeah no i'm like i saw this movie and it had before and it it had Nicolas Cage in it, and that one was a lot better. Wicker Man.

Oh, yeah, Wicker Man. Yeah. Well, yes, Brad, that is a Patrick and the People Tumblr. Yeah, you can get that. I'll get you the name of the people that made that one in particular because they did a great job on it and they're awesome carrie do you love indie movies in indie movies yeah the ones that make you think no no we just watched him night shambling along i just want to be amused yeah yeah yeah m night chamelon has some

good movies along along yeah whatever it is uh i did watch it i don't remember the name of it the other day, but we just started laughing somewhere about halfway through it. And I was like, this is absolutely terrible. But it was like a movie because we love true crime or crime. And so this movie was about a trio of women who were abducted. And, you know, they're abducted and they're assaulted. And, you know, they're kept for a long

a period of time is this about the women that was this the true Cleveland it's not but it was it was a similar in a way story okay uh so look I'm just going to be very candid when when you watch those kind of things you watch it because you want it to be gritty and dark and you know i mean it's it's a terrible situation they wrote this like it was a lifetime movie like these ladies are captives and they're in there telling their life story and they're yuck yuck joking with each other i'm like but you just got yeah yeah two minutes ago and you're in here talking with a flashback about your i'm like what is this and it just kept doing that and i was like this is the worst horror film i've ever seen it's like a life it's like tyler perry presents a serial killer it's like i don't need that man i don't need that in my life you know media presents yeah right all right let's see. The most searched musicians of 2024.

Number one was Usher, followed by Diddy, Kendrick, Lamar, Drake, and Justin Timberlake. All of those make sense. They were all together. Justin wasn't on tour. Kendrick wasn't in any of that. That's not why. Hey, come on. Justin's there for the DUI. The DUI because of the, Justin's there for the DUI.

The DUI. No, he's not there for the DUI. He's there for getting owned by the copies. Like, what tour? Yeah, right. Yeah. Kendrick Lamar and Drake have had beef all year. That's why they're there.

Diddy's there because he's Diddy and he's been diddling people. And then, who's there for his trauma? For what? Just Diddy trauma. Yeah, probably so. Yeah, his Diddy and he's been diddling people. And then Usher's there for his trauma. For what? His Diddy trauma. Yeah, probably so. Yeah. Alright, so movies, the most searched, Inside Out 2, Beetlejuice, the sequel, and It Ends With Us.

Ugh. Have you seen it? I haven't seen any of those, but I'm probably not going to watch It Ends With Us because it's about domestic violence. Oh, yeah. And from what I understand, it's based off of a book by the same name. It's the movie adaptation or whatever, but they make it so pithy. Who's in it?

Ryan, Deadpool's wife. Blake Lively? Yeah, that chick. Okay. The three most searched performances in the U.S. were Olympian Ray Gunn's full performance, Ryan Gosling Oscars, and Toby Keith's last performance. Now, there were some weird things people searched for.

One of the most popular was the burnt toast theory. What the hell is that? Let me look. I don't know. I'm going to... Burnt toast theory theory is that about you having a stroke no i think it's about um something to do with tanning and let's see it's a a mindset that suggests that minor inconveniences or negative events in a person's life could prevent something worse from occurring so i don't know um all right i mean that's is it that seems along the vein of like butterfly effect stuff yeah let's see uh the burnt toe it's an idea

something as small as burning your toes could end up saving your life or allowing something better to happen in other words you know you're looking for the silver lining yeah no i'm down for that yeah it's a it's a weird rebranding but all right yeah it doesn't sound nearly as attractive In other words, you know, you're looking for the silver lining. Yeah. No, I'm down for that. I'm down for that. Yeah. It's a weird rebranding. But all right. Yeah. It doesn't sound nearly as attractive as finding a silver lining. Yeah.

It sounds like y'all were bored somewhere and needed to fill some space. Yeah, definitely. For parents, the question was, why do kids say Sigma? We just had that on here yesterday. We were talking about that Sigma being one of the new terms well it's supposed to be like a lone wolf uh type thing but i don't know i understand there may be many bastardizations of the word i only knew it from six sigma which was a process to improve corporate processes, really. I think of Sigma Chi and Sigma Neo. Oh, yeah. I guess so.

That's what I think of. I think of fraternities and sororities. Yeah, that makes sense. Yeah. My kid was trying to talk to me, and I was like, what are you saying? I don't understand the words that are coming out of your mouth. Like, translate. That's funny.

Children. I love it when they try to use words that are coming out of your mouth like translate that's funny children i i love it when they try to uh you know use words that they speak in ways that they they think they're speaking above everybody yeah and they seem like they're so cool and i'm just like you're not cool yeah i'm like you don't even you're not using that correct no you're not cool uh the top searches of the year number one election number two donald trump number three connections whatever that's about number four new york yankees number five kamala harris number six copa america number seven hurricane milton tracker eight olympic medal count nine toby keith and ten liam payne uh i searched for literally none of those things this year

same i'm trying to figure out what this connections oh it's a new york times puzzle oh is it yeah well they were searching for hints and answers okay see what y'all are doing y'all weren't doing that in pen were you i'm gonna bet that um those searches all would fall below uh the search for milf yeah or the search for something along that line how do i do this yeah yeah i i'm not buying all that in the top searches i don't i don't believe that many people are searching copa america i don't even know what it is don't even care what it is. Don't even care what it is. That's fine. Is it? Nobody knows who they are either.

I'm not familiar with them. Are they a team? Copa Airlines maybe? Copa America is all it says. I don't know what it is. It could be soccer. It could be any number of things. I'm not sure. Copa America draw. What is it?

Is this football or something? Let's see. I'm going to look at this for a second. Let's see. I think it's football. Oh, this is from the people. Let's see. I'll debone a chicken barehanded, but deveining a shrimp is a no.

Yeah, I get you on that, Mike. No, I don't like it. And you have the dumbass of the week when her mom with a gun. Yeah, she was an idiot. Absolutely. Yeah, it's football. It is? Yeah.

What kind of football is that? Well, the real football, not our football, not American football. Oh, football. Football. Yeah. I pay $99.99 a month for my porn. Yeah. Yeah, no, that's what K-Bird was saying.

Because we were saying, who pays for porn? No, I mean, if you're paying for porn, you've got to tell me why. I mean, it's got to be something super uber special. Because I can't imagine a time. Super illegal. I mean, in my life, I can't imagine any time I would be like, yeah, I'm going to pay for that porn. Never.

I mean, I can't think of me you could pay for a couple of women for a hundred dollars you sure could no i mean yeah well yeah they're gonna know real life yeah i know although the porn probably won't give me herpes but the only porn i've ever paid for was at aria video oh we'd like written something or whatever. Yeah, that's different. The secret room. The secret room. Not paying online for porn. No. An app for porn.

No, and I'm damn sure not uploading any IDs. No, you can screw yourself on that one. I got a list of. Not that you probably don't have it anyway. But I remember when I went to, you're talking about the video store the first time i went to an adult store was on 65th yep and uh it's not the one that is um cupids now it's the other one and i went in there uh one time and i don't remember what i was looking for doesn't even really matter but I was walking around looking for whatever it was and I kept seeing this guy come in and out of rooms and I would hear all this change jingling I mean it's very obviously it was change I didn't know what

the hell was going on and so I asked the guy I said what's back there he goes oh it's an arcade and I thought oh video games that's dope as hell let me go look i like pinball man let me tell you something i opened the door to one of those rooms i couldn't close it fast enough that's not a video game and that guy was not holding a joystick well maybe he was i mean but his joystick was a joystick it was a lot of joy. It's not Pac-Man. God damn it. No, I was like, this is not,

this is not what I signed up for. I don't need any quarters after all. I'm sorry. I know. I'm not going in the next room, but yeah, I guess they go in there with their quarters and it, you know,

it's like a, a, a bed that, um, you know, vibrates. You put, keep in the quarters in,

you keep getting your entertainment whatever it is you know and i was just like wow this is crazy this is crazy man uh i've been in that store let me ask you this uh no i never bought either either of you have you ever been to a facility where they had something referred to as a glory hole yeah yes the airport bathrooms do they probably oh that's the shell station uh halfway to memphis no yeah yeah i mean i lived through the 90s yeah i i i a couple places honestly i went one place one time where and and I didn't know, again, I had no idea, but people were lined up. There was like three or four really not attractive looking dudes, probably had lots of issues going on.

They looked really suspect. But I was like, is there something going on over here? Oh, it's a glory hole. I didn't even know what that was. I'm like, I don't know. What is that? Is that like a religious thing?'t even know what that was i'm like what what i don't know what what what is that is that like a religious man i'm not sticking that through something i can't see what's on the other side i was like 18 or 19 i didn't know any better what if you don't get it back you know what i mean no i'm not oh my god no no i'm never randomly putting something

somewhere like i wouldn't put my finger through something i don't know what's on the other side man are you kidding me how do i know if that's no no no no no person it could be a toothless bob it could be a tiger it could be anything over there it's like ah let's do the mystery hole what is it coated in i mean i don't know no no it's all bad it's gonna fall off i want to know who's who's like the first person who went you know i want to be on the other side of the wall yeah really uh okay that's interesting yeah what a life okay do you tip there by the way i don't know how that works is that a pay service i'm not sure and and you know this is this is how Europe is just light years beyond us. Donald Bullis, I'm sorry, Donald, I hate to mispronounce your name,

said that when he was in Germany, he'd go out of town and watch the moms and dads drop their kids off at a toy store and then go next door to the sex shop. So you've got, got like both toy stores. Yeah, I don't think you could have those toy stores side by side here. You couldn't. I don't think that most places would be okay with that. But, I mean, Europe probably has daycare centers in the basement of the brothel

or something, or, well, probably on the top floor so that the kids could get sun and stuff, you know? I totally understand that. They've got paternity leave and maternity leave and yeah no they have they have a union for their sex workers they have a union hell yeah they do yeah hell yeah they do they make sure that everybody's clean yeah just like if you go to vegas you know, they have a card. Not, but technically not Vegas. It's right outside of Vegas.

It's right outside of, exactly. It's a different county. It's got to be right outside. Yeah, but they have a card that they, they.

Remember that show? The Bunny Ranch? I know y'all watched it. I didn't watch it, but I know it was very popular. I know I've seen, look, I'm skeevy in my own head.

I don't just go watch skeevy shit all the time. No, it's not about seeing the skeeve. It's, it's, it's seen, look, I'm skeevy in my own head. I don't just go watch skeevy shit all the time. No, it's not about seeing the skeeve. It's the interest, the curiosity, the human curiosity of seeing how a place like that operates. There's an airplane Amy was fascinating to me because she was, I mean, in her, you know, 50s, still working there. Her name was Airplane Amy. Airplane Amy. She used to be either, I think she was i mean in her you know 50s still working there her name was airplane name airplane amy she used to be a um either i think she was a pilot it was she was either a pilot or a stewardess but i think it was a pilot at some point but she decided she she would she would be a she was a straight up

nympho and i'd never actually truly seen anything like she loved that job what she did. She absolutely loved it. And, yeah, they were testing out toys on her and everything. Yeah. I was like, go her. Never worked a day in her life. She loved her job. Exactly. Man, she was having a good time.

Airplane Amy. Airplane Amy. Fly on through. Yeah. Fly the friendly skies. How many puns can you come up with there? I bet. Yeah, we're just going to nose it in is that a landing strip she did have one yeah did she that would make sense it would make

sense i mean what did were there other characters you remember uh no i mean i airplane amy that's easy to remember so i the name, she loved what she did. She, uh, big blonde hair, you know, like the early two thousands hair loops and stuff like Jenny McCarthy and everything. Like she just, I bet, you know, cause I think in context of me, uh, like if I, if let's say I was single and I was going to go to, you know, one of these places, the bunny ranch or whatever, you know, I of these places, the bunny ranch or whatever, you know,

I would probably be the most vanilla asking. Like it, to me, it would seem like the craziest shit to ask. And they'd be like, yeah, they'd be like, you would not impress. Yeah.

I'm like, Oh, I bet they've had some asks that come in that ask for crazy stuff. Yeah. Yeah. Can you dress like this? Could you put on a football helmet and pads and get behind me and...

Peg me? I didn't say anything about it. I don't even know what that is. Yeah, you do. I don't. I have no idea. It's a song by Steely Dan. That's what it is.

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today to smooth it out it's it's real easy isn't it yeah it's just chill it's chill for sure a little easy listening well i would't go there but yeah i guess kind of sort of uh this is weird and i said it is it is no you're right you're absolutely right i apologize researchers at city university of hong kong have created a groundbreaking device that lets users experience taste in virtual reality. It's shaped like a lollipop. The portable device uses food-grade chemicals and electrical currents to mimic flavors, cherry, green tea, milk, grapefruit, and more.

It says taste significantly influences both the physiological and psychological aspects. So to revolutionize the VR experience, they added the new sensory dimension. The Lollipop device combines taste with a smell simulator for a complete multi-sensory experience. It could allow viewers to taste dishes while watching cooking shows or sample food products

before buying them. The tech's in its early stages with a pretty limited flavor range. But that's interesting that somehow, some way they can use electrical current to create flavor. I mean, think about that for a second. Is this mine? Yep. Okay, great. I mean, I'm thinking about it.

And what's coming to mind initially is electrical currents in my mouth. Yeah. That makes me nervous. I think it makes a lot of people nervous. Yeah. I don't know if a lickable virtual reality device. I mean, I assume that you switch out the thing each time so that everybody's not

licking the same thing. I sure hope so. Yeah. That would be really weird, wouldn't it? Well, and I mean, I'm just,

I don't know. I'm thinking what, what does this open up? Well, I mean, I don't know. I'm thinking, what does this open up? Oh, you know what it opens up. Come on. You know exactly what it opens up. I do. I do. What are you waiting for?

Dive in. You know? I mean, come on. Then you get into, it's going to be lies. Now you're tasting it. It's not what it tastes like. It smells like rotten fish. It don't taste like that.

I assume you're talking about a sushi bar. Yeah. That's what you're talking about. Oh, my God. But you think about, like, this is how Demolition Man gets started right here. You know in Demolition Man where they don't actually, they're not actually having sex. Like, they're not having sex. Watch the video.

Yeah, it's the video. You know, they get these little headsets on. It's like, mm, yeah, whatever. Like, headsets on it's like yeah whatever like here you go yeah now here you go y'all are trying to get rid of the real deal no i've said for a long time that that the only reason that um mankind still exists is because sex robots aren't here yet because as soon as they arrive oh it's a 100 guys will die yeah they already have people who play video games who die playing video games or who poop themselves because they don't want to stop playing robot yeah yeah no you don't die no i'm just telling you people they'll be like i can't i'm not going to get food i'm not doing. I'm just going to be with my robot now. Software update happens.

The next thing you know, Svetlana is not as agreeable as she once was. And I don't know. You don't want to accidentally activate toaster mode. No, you don't. I thought I put it to choke me for 30 seconds. I was about to say. I did it for 30 minutes. Yeah.

That's how it died. That's how it died. Yeah. The wrong choking cycle. Yeah. That's how I died. Yeah. The wrong choking cycle. Yeah. The update kicks out the safe word. And so it's, you know, reset to something that you, you know, in Chinese or something that you don't know. And now you're.

Yeah, no, that would be. Wow. I'm talking a different language to you all of a sudden. Yeah. Very angrily. Would you have to include them in your will? Only if it's a bicentennial man you know i mean remember that movie who gets it in the wheel somebody get your robot do you let my kids fight over that thing yeah yeah no that's going through probate court

do you test drive a sex robot that's a great question i assume that parts are removable are they dishwasher safe i wonder i know in our don't drink from that cup son you better not put that shit in my dishwasher your your latex pussy in the sink hey hey stop it stop it next to the cup oh and it can pulsate no we're not doing any of that what are you doing here I'm going over my Christmas list I'm going to my happy place right now that's what I'm doing

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to someone couldn't you have you ever tried that i have not i have not i'd like to try and see if it works just do that right into a peanut butter jar and just you know drop ship it as a christmas gift well whether it works or not i know that you know that i think that's a whole section on only fans you know i imagine it is like i'm certain that you're right no there's everything you can possibly imagine is there you know just i mean anything you can imagine it's it's probably there i it's a very thriving industry i want to go on i haven't been on yet i haven't gone and explored their search bar yeah i'm not sure even how it works to be honest with you i assume that you you subscribe to things, but I don't know.

Is it like Patreon? Maybe. Like there's different levels of subscription and access? I think so. I think so. I think so, yeah. I don't know. Yes, I'm certain of that.

Yeah, no, I don't think you even have to go there for that. I think you can just go a lot of places. Sounds like we've got music playing in the background. We do. We do. We do. I'm sorry, man. Is that bugging you? No. Here, go a lot of places. Sounds like we've got music playing in the background. We do. We do. We do. I'm sorry, man. Is that bugging you?

No. Here, I got rid of it. I didn't know it was bothering you. When your robot opens you up like a can of Spam. Oh, my. Oh. Damn. Oh, I get what you're saying now.

I got it now. Thank you. Okay. All right. Wow. Let's go to a different thing with our mouths, okay? Oh. With just a few weeks left this year, Grubhub is looking back on the ordering habits and trends of the year.

According to the year 2024 delivered report, which has just come out, Americans ditched minimalism to make this the year of doing the most. The year's top takeout trends. And let's see if these are what you were ordering. People were all in on protein. It was a big year for chicken. The year's top takeout trends, and let's see if these are what you were ordering. People were all in on protein. It was a big year for chicken. 40% of all Grubhub orders had chicken in them.

That's three times more than beef. It's cheaper to do the chicken than the beef on most of those things. Apparently, cottage cheese had a big year. Thanks to social media, people embraced it. They delivered more than 2,000 pounds of cottage cheese had a big year. Thanks to social media, people embraced it. They delivered more than 2,000 pounds of cottage cheese. To one location, apparently. Well, I don't know about that. But Americans were buzzing about espresso. They added more espresso shots to their orders than last year.

You're so right. Yeah. Pickles are still popular. Overall, orders for pickles up 14 okay in 2024 how do you order a pickle until you bring it from like a store or i mean is this groceries or something like because it's just i don't know what i caught his cheese well i think grub just maybe yeah but caught his cheese that just seems so odd to me. Such an odd. Add in. Yeah, it really, really does.

And pickles, I mean, all right. Maybe, you know what? It must be part of this is Zempic madness. Oh. Yeah, pickles and cottage cheese sound like a Zempic food. Yeah. Yeah. All right.

So Dr. Pepper took over as the most ordered soda from convenience stores. Yeah. It says some customers embrace the viral trend of adding pickles to theirs for an unexpected flavor combo. Dr. Pepper and a pickle. No. You just want to eat shit? Just eat shit? I mean.

That's weird. I don't understand how people do this sometimes. All right. Any of our listeners do that? All right. But don't lie. You have to have one weird food combo you like. I mean, is my Lay's and Hot Chips?

Hot Chips, Doritos, and a Hershey's bar. Interesting. Sweet and salty. That's not crazy. It's weird. It is weird, but it's not crazy. You don't have one? I mean, is Lay's in Louisiana weird? Well, it's not weird, but it's not crazy. You don't have one? I mean, is Lays in Louisiana weird?

Well, it's not weird, but it's interesting, yeah. I mean, that's my... Your go-to snack. Yeah, it's on your arm. It's my comfort food. Yeah. Yeah. When I was a kid, I liked black-eyed peas and applesauce.

That's gross. It does seem gross, doesn't it? It does. I don't know why. But I know, right? It's so weird. You need to do something. Lovey, if you're out there, do some past life regression with him. There's a reason for that.

There's something to that. Peanut butter and pickle sandwiches. I'm sorry, what? Yeah, but it has to be Clausen pickles. It cannot be anything else. It has to be a Clausen deal. Yeah. What?

Peanut butter and pickle sandwiches. I'm sorry. What? Peanut butter and pickle sandwich. I'm sorry. What? Toasted bread. It's good. No, it's not. What am I saying? It's like peanut butter and bologna sandwich. That's pretty weird.

That's very weird. I don't know. What's wrong with you? He said, I don't know. Was he out of jelly? He's stuck with it now. He's like know was he out of jelly he's stuck with it now he's got a jelly and he's like well i'll put this bologna on there why not now uh okay do you do pb and j i do pb yeah i will okay what what kind of jelly i like to get weird with it i like a blackberry strawberry gary when i'm being basic grape or strawberry yeah it's great

grape's the only proper answer yeah it's great that's the only answer there's there's no what did you what's the first one you said blackberry get out of here there's no blackberry no i don't know where do you get that um the fancy aisle i guess so i don't know that store that must be whole foods you shop at whole foods umasionally, but during the holidays and stuff, I like to go get coffee at nice places to get coffee. Not any of those places that have been mentioned in those lists. Y'all are full of shit. They have their homemade jams and everything. I'll get you on that.

My son's life coach makes homemade strawberry jam. I'm sorry. You said your son's life coach. We don't like the term therapist. Oh, okay. coach. Yeah. We don't like the term therapist. Oh, okay. That makes sense. We don't like the term therapist. That's actually a good way to phrase it for a young person.

We have a lot of. We used to call it the talking doctor. Yeah. No, we just, we've seen too many therapists and social workers. We like the, we like a life coach. No, that's, that's great. And I, and I think that really is a is probably a more appropriate name in some circumstances. I think so.

I mean, she's non-diagnostic. She's not prescribing him any medication. And she's literally just giving him a space to talk. Yeah. You know? And we love it. So, yeah. Okay.

All right. Let's see. Grubhub's corporate coffee orders spiked 53% in 2024. Thanks in part to return to office policies. Chipotle lunch orders were the top choice and increased by 27% this year. People love the Chipotle. I don't even really understand the allure of it. It seems so generic. I agree.

I mean, it seems so bland to me. Agreed. Okay. Harry, do you love the Chipotle? I do not What's your favorite Mexican restaurant around here? The one I go to the most is going to be El Perignon There in Sheridan

Okay how about you? Favorite Mexican restaurant? El Porton El Porton is a good one I like them and I like Riviera Maya Post Fire. Yeah, their menu improved. And Bryant? No, I've not been to that.

The one on Fair Park that's in the old kettle. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The La Quinta. Yeah. I'm going to take my money and put all my chips on La Hacienda. Ooh, there you go. I go to Conway.

They've got that Lost Trace something. Yeah, and it's good. That was very good. Really? Tortillas right there in front of you. Ooh, I like those. That's good. That's good.

I like those. Yeah. All right. Let's see. Across the country, Grubhub customers ordered 1.3 million orders in 2024 of Mexican food. Caffeine, East Coast colleges placed the most caffeine orders overall. Colleges that ordered the most, Pace University, NYC, Westchester University, and Syracuse.

And then the swicy trend took over. What is that? Well, that's the mix of sweet and spicy. So hot honey purchase is up 30 percent uh you know it's not far from what you do the spice and the chip you know it's not too far from that isn't me being spicy oh no you are definitely spicy i took my mom to park grill um which is the restaurant in amfa and it it's bougie, but it's delicious. I'm sorry, AMFA?

The Fine Arts Museum. Okay. Yeah. Okay, okay. AMFA. But they have a Brussels sprouts appetizer. It's hot honey and like pecans or something. And it was in Parmesan cheese or something.

But it's really good. I never would have thought i would have liked it but it had kind of an asian taste to it you know like maybe some soy or whatever but it's really good it's interesting because i think most people probably don't know and this is not just some bullshit this is true that several years ago uh because when i was a kid brussels sprouts tasted like ass yeah they did but they food engineers redid it and now everybody loves brussels sprouts i still can't eat them roasted because i remember the real ones much like beets i don't eat beets i love you hell no you don't i love you like eating dirt that's what it tastes like canned dirtanned dirt. Red dirt. It's not. It's delicious. It's trash. No. The homeless people don't want beets.

That's fine. If you bring a can of beets to a homeless food drive, you're an asshole. They don't want them. But Brussels, I love Brussels sprouts now. I shouldn't eat them because they do. That's fine, but not beets. You can't love beets. Whatever.

I can't. How can you love beets? What do you eat beets with? Because I do. Well, in a salad. So put them in a salad with goat cheese and pecans and chicken. To bury the flavor, you mean? No.

I just like, I grew up on them. You know, we weren't, we. Yeah. My mom tried to give them to me. It was the only time I ever hit my mom. Oh. Punch her right in the gut. Get that out of here.

In the baby maker. Yeah. Punch my mom right in the baby so you get that shit out of here off my plate bring me some more chicken i love i love beats no you nobody loves but you can't how can you even say that that's so weird easily i've got a can of them at my house right now no how long has it been there about seven years less than a month okay uh let's see here's peanut butter and banana wendy said yeah that's probably good peanut butter and banana and marshmallow like fluff yeah that'd be all right yeah that was good and honey brad said taco mama in hot springs is a good place okay yeah check that out taco mama i don't know them but uh but they are good sounds good i do love the sometimes the um the mexican food trucks man they are good man those are real good there's one in levy yeah yeah which one is it

i don't know what the name of it is it's because because it's in Spanish. Yeah. It's like, that's weird. I'm sorry, Amanda. What? Ham and peanut butter sandwiches. What? Don't write that down anymore. What? Yeah, you don't want to tell people that.

Wow. You don't want to tell anybody that. Admit it. No, you're going to lose your job. I love you, Amanda. But you're fixing to be canceled. Yeah. I hope you get help, Amanda that's all i'm gonna say i'm praying for you you matter yeah yeah yeah please please don't do that was it were these things struggle meals like or was it just like i don't know some weird

no like a hankering or something that we do? These either are holdovers from when you were a kid and you manufactured your own stuff. Because we used to do that a lot. Well, not necessarily that. Not just like an economic struggle mill, but like I'm alone. This is all we've got. I'm stoned. This sounds good.

My brother and I invented something that was horrible and is probably the reason i was fat um but we we invented uh twinkie pudding and that was yeah you would take a twinkie you would break it up you put milk in it stir it all up together and and make twinkie pudding out of it yeah yeah as a kid yeah yeah. It don't sound bad. No, it doesn't. It wasn't horrible. I'll be honest with you. It was not bad. You know, now. It's a little good.

But we did have a lot of struggle food because we were poor. I've said before we had milk toast. Yeah. That was a breakfast. Milk toast. You'd take toast, toast it obviously, the bread, toast it, break it up into pieces, put it in a bowl, pour hot milk and sugar on it, and boom, that was breakfast. It was like cereal basically. Yeah. Hot, soggy cereal. bowl, pour hot milk and sugar on it, and boom, that was breakfast. It was like cereal, basically.

Yeah. Hot, soggy cereal. Yeah, I couldn't do that. No? I couldn't do the hot milk. It was weird. I could. Yeah, it was weird.

For that, I could do that. That sounds good. Deviled ham. We had that as a kid, which is terrible. It is horrible. There's no potted meat I eat. No. No.

No, I was talking to my mom about this last week. Although I do get a lot of uh it's weird i don't know what's happened in the past few years with that particular with whore mail but i get a lot of calls from them really yeah this is a potential spam or whatever right there i'm like i don't eat that shit uh no they call me a lot too i. I got some tech on my phone. It's like, oh, this is warm-up. No, it lets me know right off the bat that they want money or something, and I'm out on it.

Other struggle foods. Hot grape nuts. Hot grape nuts. Oh, no. Hot grape nuts. I remember grape nuts. My mom used to eat that shit thinking she was going to be healthy. No, man, I had grape nuts before I understood.

Before puberty? Yeah, before I broke Before puberty? Yeah. Before I broke about seven teeth out of that son of a bitch. I mean, that stuff's hard, man. You got grape nuts until they drop. Hey-oh. I never understood people like frosted mini-wheats or mini-wheats. No. I tried to do that.

It's like grain. No. I tried to do that. It's like eating a bell of hay. Yeah, no, I tried to do that now, but I do love Crispix. Oh, I love Crispix. I love Crispix. I can eat the shit out of Crispix. I'll probably go home and eat a bowl of them. I don't do Chex Mix.

I don't like it. I'm not a, I don't know. It's weird because I love fries, but I don't like tater tots. I'm weird with tater tots. I like Captain Crunch, but I don't like Chex. You know, I just, I can't do the, I don't know, maybe it's the grid pattern. Something weird in it to me. Yeah.

What was your favorite cereal growing up? Did you have one? Cocoa Puffs. Yeah, that's a good choice. Raisin Bran. That's a good choice also. Two scoops in every bite, right? Yeah, that's what they used to tell us.

I guess mine was Fru pebbles i liked fruity pebbles a lot when i was a kid that or uh apple jacks i like those a lot i would say um lucky charms but i was i was a kid so i just wanted all the marshmallows right usually leave me with a bunch of stuff really you don't like those hard scratchers or some shit i don't know i don't know man i like them. Yeah. But I get it. I mean, I understand it's a different texture.

Some people, certain food textures, you know, I can't do onion food texture. They're slimy. They're crunchy. They're weird. I don't like them. Food texture. I love onions. Yeah, I know.

I know, right? I like onions, but I can't eat them. Like, I have a sensitivity to them. There's no sensitivity. You just don't like them. No, there is. No, we're going to break you. Like I have a sensitivity to them. There's no sensitivity. You just don't like them. No, there is. I have paperwork. You also don't have a gluten issue.

I have paperwork that says I do. You're a celiac? No. Okay. But I have a sensitivity. It makes me gassy and bloated and not cute. That's from all them damn beets. Yeah, that's the beets.

The doctor lied to you. It's not the beets. It's definitely the beets, man. It's definitely the beets. It's from all them damn beets. Yeah, that's the beets. The doctor lied to you. It's definitely the beets, man. It's definitely the beets. It's that delicious bread. What all did you have struggle foods as a kid? Macaroni and cheese. So both my parents worked. I'd get home by myself with my brother and sister.

I had to feed myself. You pull the damn chair up to the stove and you boil water and make mac and cheese. Yeah, no, that's right. You made mac and cheese. That's right. Yeah. Yeah. No, it wasn't the microwave.

It wasn't the shells and cheese. There was no such thing as microwave mac and cheese when. Well, no, there was no microwave when I was young. Well, there was a microwave, but yeah. Yeah, no, we didn't have that until I was a teenager. So my get-home-from-school snack was a can of green beans. What? Yeah, I would eat a can of green beans.

Like, I'm so stunned right now, I don't even know what to say. Were you dating the Jolly Green Giant? No, no. Out of the can? Yeah. know what to say what are you sick are you dating the jolly green giant no out of the camp yeah i mean well i mean i'd cook them but you know but you you know a beef bouillon cube and some worcestershire sauce okay and i would eat it i would eat a can of green beans my mother to this day really cannot eat green beans uh and if she does it's like real fresh ones you know that are

but like she has such trauma and i'm not joking but green beans for me and eating green beans because you know i would i wanted the same meal every night and it was baked chicken white rice and green beans and we didn't have the money for my mom to have something else you know like so she ate chicken white rice and green beans along with me and i mean gosh i don't even know when but i'm sure it was like maybe 2000 you know after the 99 20 years like are you sure right i was yeah yeah i had to whoop your ass a lot what about those green beans that taste like leather? What are those about? You know the ones that have the real rough outside on them? Ew.

I don't guess so. Okra? No, they're green beans. You know the ones. Fancy green beans? Is it the fat ones? Oh, no. Then there's the, yes.

The fat ones? Yeah. I don't like the fat ones. Those are weird. Yeah, they have a weird texture to them. Those are cafeteria green beans. Or the snap green beans that are real hard and crunchy. They're al dente.

Coke them. Al dente, they say. Put the effing beans. Yeah. Okay. Do you eat beans other than green beans? I eat beans in my chili. When I was a kid, we ate beans all the time.

Now I don't. I hate beans. I typically don't. I think I learned. You like them a lot? Hell yeah. Beanie bean. Pinto beans.

So you just throw down bean? Yep. Like with cornbread or is it a meal? That's my mama. Is it the a lot? Hell yeah. Beanie bean. Pinto beans. So you just throw down bean? Yep. Like with cornbread or is it a meal? Yeah, that's my mama. Is it the whole meal? Yeah. Or just a side? With some ham and that shit?

Yeah. It's a meal. Okay. Okay. Well, I didn't know. He does the southern cooking right here. No, no doubt about it, man. All right.

We need to do this right here. Let's do it. Let's do it. It might be funny. It might be. Now, Carrie, we started doing this the other day, and so I'm going to put you on the spot real quick. Nice. You were working on, you know, you worked on the pipeline, you've been scaffolding all these things.

You shared a couple the other day. What's some injuries and things that you've seen in those crazy industrial settings? Oh, man, let me think. All right. There's been a lot of years i watched one guy fall he i say fail he actually let go of the scaffold i'm pretty sure he was under the impression of meth oh yeah oh did he think he was gonna fly when he let go why did he let go he was standing on one rod and holding on to one above his head, and he told these guys to take the rod from under his feet. And they argued back and forth, and finally they took it.

They was like, fine. They took that shit. He reached over with his leg and went this way, and he's like, I'm not going to make it. And he reached back this way. I'm going to have to do this the hard way, and he let go. He fell to the V bottom at this energy plant. It was the best thing i ever seen

he hit this v bottom and went straight down when his feet hit the bottom of that v he stood up grabbed his hard hat went to climb him back up the top of that scaffold are you serious yes me and my buddy looked at each other he said you going out i said yep two coming out of the hole wow no part of that shit that's crazy uh this story out. Three women were killed in a pair of attacks, including an assault in a Queens subway station. This was Sunday night. A 23-year-old stabbed multiple times in the torso on the mezzanine level of the Jamaica Van Wick station. And the victim was rushed to Jamaica Hospital Med Center. And the victim was rushed to Jamaica Hospital Med Center.

And then officers took a person of interest into custody or interviewing the individual. The probe is ongoing. More than two hours later, a 27-year-old and 33-year-old woman were stabbed near Lower Manhattan. Stabbing happened when a bar fight spilled out on the street. According law enforcement uh the younger woman suffered uh stab wounds in the back and the other victim sustained stab wounds in the neck and torso man that's when you're getting stabbed in the neck that's a scary place to get stabbed you're like oh no it's gonna be done that's gonna be done uh here's another one a man recovering after being stabbed during a fight at his home on Tuesday night. Shortly before 8.30, officers responded to a stabbing incident after a man drove himself to Sonny's barbecue restaurant with stab wounds.

Well, why are you going to get barbecued? Well, why do you think? If I might die, I'm damn sure going to have some barbecue before I go. That's right. I'm with you. How inconsiderate of me. Yeah, no, it's time for a chopped pulled pork sandwich. It really is.

That's exactly right. He just got stabbed. I'm going to have pulled pork because I'm going to die. I'm going to get the sliced beef. Are you? You're going to go with the beef? I like the brisket. You like the brisket.

Yeah, no, I'm not. And it's okay. But I prefer the chopped pork. You like the chopped. How about you, man? What's your barbecue choice? Definitely the brisket. Yeah.

Good brisket. Yeah, good brisket. So he stopped and got him some barbecue. Yeah, no. He got stabbed. You know, I wonder if he went there for the barbecue or if he went there just to be with somebody else. Because when you are about to die, that is the one thing you want in life is not to do it alone. Yeah.

Oh, Kerry. Where he knew somebody was going to be. That is the one thing you want in life is not to do it alone. Yeah. I bet you it's where he knew somebody was going to be. Man, that's way too sentimental. Oh, my bad. What's going on, man? I almost felt empathy. Stop it. At least 10 people injured Saturday afternoon when a

police officer crashed into a crowd at a holiday celebration in Palm Springs. Was he drunk? I don't know. Just after 6 p.m. at the Palm Springs Festival of Lights parade, the crash happened on the parade route. About 10 people, including the officer, rushed to the hospital. The California Highway Patrol is investigating and is requesting video be emailed. So, yes, I'm going to guess. He's drunk.

That probably so. Y'all may have not seen this or not seen this, but there was an individual killed yesterday in North Little Rock hit and run accident. Where? In North Little Rock. I think. A hit and run? A hit and run. And the individual died.

Oh, wow, no. Yeah. That's terrible. That's pretty awful. I can find out. Okay. Yeah, because I hadn't heard about that one yet. Yeah.

That's unfortunate, man. I hate to hear that. It really is. All right. Let's go here. This is in, where is it? Karachi? The severed head of a young. What? The severed head of a young woman found in a sewer on Saturday in Karachi.

They said the woman's head was found floating in drain water in the Cosba colony within the jurisdiction of the Pirabad police station. So this is Indian. The police crime scene unit was called to collect evidence from the spot. Adding the further probe about the incident was underway. They were trying to identify the victim. They said the woman's head was severed with the help of a sharp edged weapon. You don't know shit.

You don't say thanks for the enlightenment. I said it appeared the woman was killed on Saturday and the head was thrown in the river. The victim appeared to be in her mid-20s. They were searching for the remainder of the body as well. They did a lot of beheadings over there, to be honest with you. That is a big thing to behead. Yeah. Yeah.

I'm not a fan of decapitation as a punishment in general terms. There was an early morning stabbing, too. Where? North of the Rocks. Oh, in Dogtown? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, bless.

Arkansas Trooper Lucas arrest felon driving with blue headlights. Y'all know y'all can't have blue headlights. Can't do that. No, you definitely can't. Come on, man. Let's see. A Chicago man released without charges following the death of his wife who was found in his condo with a missing foot. Caitlin Tracy, 36, was found, quote, pulverized in the stairwell.

She had been reported missing the day before. Officers from the Chicago PD detained him after arriving at the scene but released him after 48 hours without filing any charges. Her body had been found in the condo building or by a condo building manager after residents found a severed foot in the stairs. Based on the conditions of the remains, they determined her body fell 24 floors. Wow. Due to the height of the fall, Tracy's body had been pulverized and her foot severed, so probably she hit something on the way down or near the bottom that lopped her foot off,

and the rest of her was a meat puddle. 24 stories. So whether, I don't know if she jumped or what happened there, but that's not a good way to end it. It's really not. And finally, this one's really bad. A Chicago man convicted of beating his 17-year-old daughter to death after refusing to let her attend her high school prom. Good God. Kill him. Yeah. Kill him. year old daughter to death after refusing to let her attend her high school prom good god kill him

yeah kill him muhammad al maru 42 will spend the next 55 years of life in prison after being found guilty of first degree murder of his 17 year old daughter in august of 2022 probably an honor killing yeah long enough piece of shit he confessed to the killing in a letter to his son saying i lost my mind went out of control and beat the S out of her. Yeah, no, I would say that's a... He's a dick. Yeah, no, I hope you do die in prison. I hope it's a miserable...

I hope you die with painful death. Yeah. Yeah. Well, you know, people in the penitentiary tend to have an issue with child murders even at 17. And, you know, killing... You're going to get used, bro. Don't worry. You ain't going to serve that 55 years. And you ain't getting no virgins when you die either.

No, probably not. You ain't going to be one either. No, you definitely won't be one. I'll tell you that. Let's move on. Oh, God. I know. It's terrible, man.

We're having fun today. Yeah, it's been a weird Monday weird Wednesday, to be honest with you. See, there you go. You said that at the beginning of the show. It's a good time. And it threw me for a loop because I was like, it does feel like a second Monday for some reason. It's Monday for two.

All right, let's see. No black-eyed peas, Wendy said. She doesn't eat those. They're delicious. Little doggy said, you got to eat snacks after school? Okay, I know, I know. He's made multiple comments. The wealth is palatable.

Yeah, I know. He's saying you're rich because you had snacks. Bro, my mom bought green beans by the case. Like, I mean, it was not, it wasn't cute. It wasn't, you know, I didn't have a thing. So, yeah, so pedestrian hit and run on 47th Street between Maple and Ridge Road. That's where it was. Unknown male victim was found screaming for help in the street,

but died waiting on the cops to get there. Paramedic did CPR on him, and he was transported to, yeah. Okay, how did he die before they got there and they did CPR and transport? He probably got run over. I know he got run over. Probably yelled because it hurt. No, no, no. And then he died.

It says, okay, died waiting on the cops to get there, but the paramedics did CPR on him and he was transported to UAMS. So did you do CPR to get him back? I don't know. I'm sorry, y'all. I'm judging with Judgerson. I've had four hours of sleep. They did CPR.

It didn't work. Then the cops got there. Then they took him to UAMS and said he's dead. Bro, y'all. I'm judging you, Judgerson. I've had four hours to sleep. They did CPR. It didn't work. Then the cops got there. Then they took him to UMS and said he's dead. Bro, this is insane. No disrespect. I don't mean that. No, not at all. That's a terrible story.

That's just horrific. How old was the guy? There hasn't been any additional information released at this time. We'll have to check back. Maybe it's on one of the Google boxes. I don't know. We've had an ejection this morning an ejection not an injection but or erection ejection alexander i-30 westbound at

126 rollover just happened so this was just posted five minutes ago so just heads up everybody um oh it's probably a big slowdown yeah happened on the interstate under the overpass. It is an 18-wheeler with ejection, and that must be pretty, I mean, it must be, I'm guessing. That's a big deal. They're requesting a helicopter, so. Oh, yeah, it's got to be a mess out there right now. Yeah, it's screwed. If y'all have any way to get around that, do it, because I bet you the next couple hours are going to be shit. And prayers. Yeah, I hope that he was ejected and was okay god sometimes that happens sometimes

it doesn't sometimes it doesn't bless that's i'll tell you again luigi he's at two two station he wasn't there he definitely got the wrong guy yeah no i've got all these photos he's been everywhere in new york yeah no absolutely i apologize uh my son he had a toyota avalon and he was coming down the freeway it was raining and um i don't exactly i i think that he was following too close for conditions you know what i mean and so i know so but um he put on his break and because it was a kind of rain snow mix at that time i guess he started sliding and he spun he hit the wall spun around to the other side of the fruit he hit the wall and came back uh a big rig stopped i mean maybe a foot from him and uh man when i saw that wreck scene i was like

how the hell are you okay it's terrifying you know you literally bounced off both walls across three lanes you know with all these cars and and just packed traffic and this uh rig is uh you know a foot from you i mean you better be thankful better you better be thankful because that that man it could be the other way you know what i'm saying i got clipped by an 18 wheeler once did you yeah and i put me into the median really and then i bounced off the median and then i you know came back over and it's right there by um well so this was before the 30 all the 30 works it was right there by the 6th and 9th street exits and i hit just perfectly to not roll down that embankment did he know he hit you yeah he knew it and it wasn't i mean it wasn't did he stop yes he did

oh that's good um he did stop but i mean i was getting over because there was a cop and a car getting they were getting on the freeway and so i got over and um that i mean he just came he was so quickly up behind me and just you know pitted me really did the cop see it yeah cop stopped um yeah i mean i barely had that car a week or two or whatever, and it was total. Yeah. How many cars have you wrecked in your life? I, like, totaled them out? Yeah, let's go with total.

I've wrecked every single one of them at some point in time. I totaled that one. Totaled the Subaru. What else did I total? I totaled one of my Rovers drunk leaving 1620 slammed into the back of somebody and then took off because I thought I was going somewhere alcohol is

dangerous it is dangerous but yeah I think I've probably totaled three cars wrecking wise but I mean I've tapped something i think i've totaled three uh how about you have you told any cars i have definitely totaled some cars yeah i know carrie has yeah i totaled a buddy of mine's old caprice okay yeah one one time and then uh shoot i wrecked my motorcycle a couple times totaled it totaled it out uh i've been in quite a few wrecks yeah me and my buddy wrecked his toyota first wreck i was ever in and we we smashed a tree on that one that was pretty good we had a buddy in the back of it there was

four of us in this truck oh like the backpack yeah oh i totaled three cars between 16 and 18. oh wow yeah and my dad was not happy at all uh and he owned it he owned a car lot too i lost one so the the first one after the second one he said listen i'm going to give you this car okay um and if wreck it, you take the bus to school because I'm done giving you cars. And he gave me a little blue Chevette. Yeah, and I used to say, yeah, I got a bet. A Chevette was like a Ford Festiva or a Fiesta, you know?

It's like the littlest car. It's like a smart car before the smart car, you know? It's like the SS Pinto. Yes, yeah, except not as cool as a pinto yeah and uh did i total it i sure did yeah i sure as hell did uh delivering pizza trying to make money no way yeah and i i failed to yield i didn't have the arrow and i was trying to turn i was in a hurry and i hit somebody and totaled the car and i was i thought he was bullshit and I was like come on dad he was like no I don't take the bus I was a senior I wasn't taking the bus no I had a friend pick me up every day the rest of the

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either way let me tell you yeah you can go either way you can go either way. Let me tell you. Yeah, you can go either way. You can go either way, Carrie. I don't want either one of them. Oh, you don't? Oh, you don't? Oh, okay. I thought you were giving us some insight there for a second. I learned something this week. I did, too, about Carrie. Yeah, right? No pigging. So, I love McGriddles, right?

But I don't want to go to McDonald's every day because it's expensive. So, we buy the Jimmy Dean version of them, right? Hell, yeah. Okay? And that's what I have every morning. I just have a McGriddle and a day because it's expensive. So we buy the Jimmy Dean version of them, right? Hell yeah. Okay. And that's what I have every morning. I just have a McGriddle and a coffee and that's it, you know, or a faux McGriddle. I don't know. I guess I think we'd run out the other day.

So I actually went to McDonald's and got a McGriddle and it had been a long time. First of all, damn, they're good. I mean, I know those Jimmy Deans are good, but they're not the same. But I'm going to tell you, the first bite I took, I went, God, I never knew how much salt they put in this. Like, it's a lot of salt. I never, it's like, it's like Reese's. If you eat Reese's, you know why it's so good. It's the salt.

Yeah. You know, and the McGriddles, it's the salt. So good. I'm like, damn, it's so bad for you. But man, it really does taste good. We've had a celebrity join the chat. Oh, Luke Shoemaker? Yeah.

Yeah. What's up, big time? Big time Luke, baby. How's it going out there, Luke? He's in Nashville. He is. Doing his thing with Vantage Ruins and otherwise. You know, writing songs for big stars and whatnot.

That's the life he lives. Well, Luke, if you're just now tuning in, I want you to know that, you know, I made a concerted effort last night to get a flash drive to JT of all the sick hits from the show, including yours and, but, you know, obviously Patrick's. Obviously. Obviously Patrick's. But we were trying to get, yeah, we were trying to get into JT, but, you know. Yeah.

JT was me. Didn't work out. JT, but JT was me. It didn't work out. JT. Yeah. Lace high. Look, Justin Timberlake can act like he's not bumping wackadoos in the news, but he is. Just like everybody else is on iTunes, on iHeart, on Spotify. It's everywhere.

They love it. It's a hit. It's an international hit now. They got a dance to it over in Korea. Well, it's playing in the elevator at Marriott. My baby daddy did come through for us on that, so there's no way JT didn't hear it. Subliminally,

it was piped into his room at night. We were on it. Speaking of on it, it's time to get off it. Get off? What are we doing on the show today? Listen, that's too much. That's what we're doing too much.

Thank you, everybody, for tuning in. We really appreciate it. Numbers are even better every day. Be sure and send people to Patrick and the people.com. And don't forget, you need to buy a house. You need to sell a house. Call me. Email me something.

It's how I make a living. I would appreciate it. I'm hungry. I need McGriddles. She needs McGriddles. That's it. Love you, bye. Late.