Patrick and the People - 12/12/2024 Patrick and the People - LIVE!

Episode Date: December 13, 2024

Guests: Joe Exotic, JP Ford, XFL Jim, Rich Rockwell, and Dr. Marla Murphy

You feel. See the head, not like seeing a steeple. You damn well know they want other people. Nobody breaks us, nobody made us, and no one can take this cause we got their fix. We other people, we other people, we other people don't mess with this. Let's go. Good morning. It is Patrick and the people. It's Friday Eve, baby. It's go. Of course, Rich Rockwell, the Bruce Buffer of Arkansas here, and we're going to talk to him about some things going on right now. Dr. Marla Murphy is going to be in shortly. She's going to grace us with her presence. She is. She's going to show up and, you know, be Dr. Murphy.

All right. And then we're going to have J.P. Ford, the comedian, back in the house today, which is exciting. Woo-hoo. And then we've got an interview with Joe Exotic. That's right. Man. He's back again.

And, man, back by popular demand, our sports segment, XFL Gym. And if you haven't seen XFL Gym, boy, I mean, you're missing out. That dude is insane. It's something, man. It is definitely something, isn't it, man? It's weird as hell. I love it. As a matter of fact, this weekend I'll drop an after-school special, a full interview with him.

It was good to find out he wasn't really insane. Because I was worried at first. I was like, man, this guy might really be crazy. I don't know. I seemed a little off. It's not like a screening process that you go through or anything? Well, I mean, I know that we had spoken with him before, but it was in short, you know, so that was a real good, I think we talked about 45 minutes, talked a lot of sports and stuff.

So if you love that, if you love football, it's a great episode for that. Speaking about football, I guess we're going to probably maybe next week sometime we'll see if we can get everything. But apparently you got some revenge coming your way. That's right. That's right. You shouldn't have met with Bundy because now Arkansas beat Michigan. You didn't think it would happen because why Michigan was ranked in Arkansas was because I know nothing about basketball. So he came out with the bet. I went home. I looked it up and I was like, oh, nothing about basketball. So he came out with the bet. I went home. I looked it up and I was like, oh, Michigan's ranked 14. Arkansas is not even ranked. This is easy. And now I get to slam you through a table. Yeah. Next morning, I didn't even watch the game. I woke up the next morning

to text messages like, well, guess you're going through a table. Yeah, that's right. That's right. You're going through the table now. That's awesome. New number. Who's this? Who does? Yeah. But don't forget January 25th, man. We've got Arkenbrau coming up and that's not new number who's this who does yeah uh but don't forget january 25th man we've got arken brawl coming up and that's uh not only is it four different wrestling divisions now i myself am uh in a match yeah you wanted to go for the big so we're gonna we're gonna throw you in the big leagues you know i'm uh heavyweight champions yeah i'm straight up i'm coming in at the top of the list. I'm not even playing around.

I'm coming straight in for the championship. Yes, sir. I want it. It's mine. You've already entered train camp from what I've heard. Yes, I have. It's going well? It is going well, actually.

I'm working on my stamina. Yeah. Working on some endurance, getting some cardio in. So I'm going to be ready. I can see it, man. You're looking a little more. I'm going to get there. I'm going to get there for sure. Well uh let's get to the stuff that you need uh first of all let's

talk about who has outrun the grim reaper uh mayim bialik uh she's 49 you uh know her from the big bang theory you probably know her from uh jeopardy for a while uh jennifer connelly is 54 uh she's married to paul bettany. He played Vision in the Avengers. He's also in A Knight's Tale. He's a really good actor. He played Chaucer in A Knight's Tale, the guy who was naked all the time. Wings Houser is 77. Bill Nighy is 75. You probably know him either from Harry Potter or Pirates of the Caribbean. I thought you said Bill Nighy is 75. You probably know him either from Harry Potter or Pirates of the Caribbean. I thought you said Bill Nighy, like the science guy. Not the science guy.

No, that guy's a clown. He doesn't even have a degree. Don't get me started on him, man. Let's see. Former Kiss guitarist Bruce Kulik is 71. Hank Williams III is 52. Price is right. Oh, no, he's dead. Bob Barker. Price is right. Oh, no, he's dead.

Bob Barker. He's gone. He didn't beat the Grim Reaper. No, he did not beat the Grim Reaper. All right, let's see. Four people were injured and about 3,500 evacuated after an underground fire caused a power failure in the New York subway. Man, lots of problems. I would never want to be on a subway.

Yeah. Just seems like the worst place in the world to ever be. Right? Nothing good ever comes from a subway. No, you just don't hear positive stories there, do you? A city official said terrified riders had to be evacuated from two trains that stalled in Brooklyn. The New York Fire Department took about two hours

to get to them and help them out because they're trapped in a tunnel. Four people suffered minor injuries when the trains trapped in a tunnel. Four people suffered minor injuries when the trains came to a stop. One person had to be hospitalized. Transit officials say the power failure may have been caused by a transformer that caught fire. A boutique hotel inspired by the iconic board game Monopoly is on track to open in Atlantic City. A developer by the name of RMS Capital says it's going to break ground on the top hat in the city's Orange Loop next year. The three-story hotel will feature a top hat,

one of the pieces players can use on the board. Perched atop the structure, a race car, another token, will be in the front of the hotel. The properties featured in Monopoly are named after Atlantic City streets. There won't be any gaming in this venue, ironically. Beyonce is getting extra time during her NFL Christmas game day halftime show. The NFL has extended the intermission to give her more time. While the Super Bowl halftime show is about 25 minutes, she's going to get 20 of it.

Lifetime show is about 25 minutes. She's going to get 20 of it. The game between the Texans and Ravens, it says, will stream on Netflix at 4.30 Eastern on Christmas Day. Elton John, being named Time's Icon of the Year in an Instagram post, he said it's a reminder to the world that being yourself is iconic. His writing partner, Bernie Topin, said their music is still in demand today. Yeah, I mean, Elton John is one of the greatest musical artists in history.

I mean, could anybody really argue that? I wouldn't. No, I mean, it's phenomenal. Now, I say he and Bernie, his songwriting partner, because he wrote most of the songs that Elton John has sang. Let's see what else we got here video of him on facebook the other day talking about i guess elton john i guess he's losing his eyesight now or going blind or something yeah he is old i mean how old is he like he's got to be pushing 80 right yeah i would think so easily uh let's see uh president-elect

donald trump has invited uh chinese President Xi to his inauguration. Multiple sources say officials are making plans for other foreign dignitaries to attend the January 20th swearing-in ceremony. The report said he invited him shortly after winning the election. For the record, a foreign leader has never attended a transfer of power ceremony, so that's really interesting. did a transfer of power ceremony so that's really interesting um the Sundance Film Festival announced its fall our full lineup for the 2025 festival yesterday is set for January 23rd to February 2nd in Park City in Salt Lake City Utah a lot of celeb documentaries on the slate including those that delve into the careers of Jeff Buckley a phenomenal but tragic musician. Sly and the Family Stone, Marlee Maitland, Pee Wee Herman, 93 titles there. Okay, an art piece that took the spotlight at Art Basel during

Miami Art Week was a 1.2 million dollar purse. That's right. Artist Evan Sinclair exhibited Lorraine, which consists of 18 carats of diamonds spread around the bag, handcrafted Japanese wood frame, Italian leather, pieces of rare silk kimono fabric dusted with gold leaf, and strengthened by pearl shell. Said nowadays everything is just sent to China to be made as cheaply as possible, but true luxury isn't mass produced. Yeah, $1.2 million for a purse.

For a purse, yeah. And you thought that coach bag she wanted was high. Forbes has named the most powerful women of the year. The most powerful women have been revealed according to the 2024 Power Women list. They use four metrics, money, media, impact, and spheres of influence. This year's choices included musicians, moguls, world leaders. So who is the most powerful woman? Well, a name I didn't know, Ursula von der Leyen.

Who? Yeah, she's president of the European Commission. Oh. Yeah, I don't know why she's the most popular. I wouldn't think so, or the most powerful. But some of the favorite celebs on the't think so, or the most powerful. But some of the favorite celebs on the list, Taylor Swift, she was 23, Oprah's 30, Beyonce 35, Rihanna 76, WNBA star Caitlin Clark rounded out the list at 100.

So what else? I think our celebrities need to get on the ball here, start getting more powerful or something. I think so, I guess. Christopher Wray, the current director of the FBI, announced to his employees yesterday he'll be residing at the end of Biden's term in office. A senior FBI official said the current plan is for him to stay until Inauguration Day, after which Deputy Director Paula Bate would be named acting director until the new one is confirmed. As you probably know, President Trump has announced that Kash Patel is his nomination for the new director and it looks like that he'll probably make it through.

It was another eventful day yesterday in the story of these mysterious drone sightings in Jersey and other states. New Jersey State and local officials held closed-door meetings on the aircraft yesterday morning at the state police headquarters with representatives of Homeland Security. Brian Bergen talked with News Nation after he walked out of the meeting, called it a waste of time, said, we don't know anything more than we did. Jeff Andrews called on the military to shoot the drones down, claimed during an interview yesterday that highly placed sources had told him they were launching from Iran,

an Iranian mothership. A reporter asked the Pentagon about the claims, and they said there was no truth to it. So we don't know where they are, where they're from, or at least nobody's saying. And it's crazy. These are SUV-sized drones. Why are they not being shot down? That's what I was just going to say. Why are we not? I mean, isn't this airspace? Do we have defense thing for this?

Sovereignty? Yeah. Yeah, no, absolutely. I mean, listen, if we don't know what these are, why the hell haven't we scrambled a couple of jets to smoke them? That's what I'm saying. I mean, just smoke them out of the damn sky. Yeah.

I don't even understand this. So I have to think that we know something oh i'm otherwise why are we letting them run around like right there there's more to the story there's gotta be there better be let me put it like that uh okay and new york city police commissioner uh jessica tish announced yesterday the gun found on mangione when he was arrested at McDonald's matched the shell casings found at the site of the murder of Brian Thompson, the CEO of UnitedHealthcare. Fingerprints matched a water bottle and a snack bar wrapper that police found at the crime scene. His defense attorney continues to state his client is innocent until proven guilty.

See the picture from Burger King over the weekend with him? From who? From Burger King. No. They posted a picture with him, and they're like, come to Burger King. We don't snitch. Really?

No, they didn't. That didn't take long. One day after two different judges' rulings put an end to the merger deal between Albertsons and Kroger, the deal is now off completely. Albertsons backed out of the $25 million merger and filed a lawsuit against Kroger, The deal is now off completely. Albertson's backed out of the $25 million merger and filed a lawsuit against Kroger, claiming, among other things, they breached the agreement in several ways. So probably just means groceries will cost more. The House of Representatives passed an $895 billion National Defense Authorization Act yesterday. The 1,800-page legislation will fund the Defense Department for 2025.

Congressional leaders worked the deal out and included in the text a 14.5% pay raise for junior service members, improved housing for military families, restricts gender-affirming care for children of service members, and stops funding for critical race theory education at military academies. The NDAA now moves to the Senate for a vote. The UK made a move in gender treatment as well yesterday, indefinitely banning new prescriptions of puberty blockers to treat minors for gender dysphoria.

And I found out out saw a news story yesterday too where the the biggest study that they've used to scientifically back puberty blockers now has been on it's I've been uncovered that there was a lot of data not released from that study. Oh yeah. Shocker. That basically showed that the benefits were not outweighing the negatives and they hid that. So well, that's interesting, isn't it? Uh, let's see. President elect Trump has had quite a few big days this year. Today might make the top 10 list. He's ringing the opening bell of the New York Stock Exchange today. On the same day, he'll be named Time's 2024 Person of the Year. Wow.

Yeah, I'm surprised, actually. Yeah, I'm kind of surprised Time's going to do that. Yeah, I am shocked, actually. A source told the AP that he's the selection for the Time Award, winning out over Elon Musk, Netanyahu, Kate Middleton, and Kamala Harris. Hmm. As Christmas season gifts go, this one's pretty good. Elon Musk, Netanyahu, Kate Middleton, and Kamala Harris. As Christmas season gifts go, this one's pretty good. Duke University got an anonymous donation of $50 million for its Proton Beam Therapy Center.

They focus on cancer treatment. Proton Beam Therapy, a more precise type of radiation, has fewer side effects than conventional therapy. The Proton Therapy Center is expected to open in 2029. It's got a cost of about $120 million, after which it'll provide therapy for at least 800 patients a year. Well, $50 million is a good chunk of that $120. I mean, that's nice, right? Jessica Riggs, a former marine biologist from England, was diagnosed with a rare spinal condition that could lead to paralysis after years of symptoms. Unable to get treatment through England's National Health Service, she turned to a clinic in Spain and launched a creative fundraising effort with friends to cover the $30,000. Her pals posed for a new calendar, which raised $28,000, bringing her closer to the surgery scheduled for January,

which she's optimistic will improve the quality of her life. Well, I'm, I guess she's got to be thankful to her friends that they're willing to get naked, you know, and I assume she must have some decent looking friends if they've raised 28 grand. So yeah, no, it looks like they're, there they are all nude on a tractor right there, Sam. Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, that's yeah. I mean,

by the calendar. Yeah. I mean, that's it. You know, probably a good seller right there. Maybe a great Christmas stocking stuffer. Earlier this week,

a 10 year old boy was rescued. He had become lost in the Colorado wilderness during an ATV ride. Douglas search and rescue used a drone to locate him, deliver food, water, and a thermal blanket while rescuers made their way to him the operation involved 25 volunteers using ATVs drones and on foot it ended successfully with the boy and his family reunited and what one rescuer described

as a priceless moment think about that man they they're able to send a drone with food water and a blanket for him you know that's that's awesome that's pretty amazing yeah you know we're going to get to you before we get to you i mean that's that's amazing i mean just think about that i mean that's so 2024. oh yeah that's that's dope uh hey if you love rock and who doesn't def leopard nickelback motley crew and shinedown will headline the inaugural Boardwalk Rock this May. This festival will take place in Ocean City, Maryland, May 17th and 18th. Now, there will be 25 artists appearing across three stages. Other acts, Three Days Grace, Alice Cooper, Three Doors Down, and a lot more.

Tickets go on sale tomorrow for pre-sale. Yeah, Kat Von D. Yeah, Kat Voni yeah i don't know what cat bondi is that a band just named after the tattoo artist cat bondi because i know who cat bondi the tattoo artist is but also on the ticket uh hell storm bush chevelle fly leaf the struts extreme everclear puddle of mud trapped uh brett Brett Michaels, Candlebox, Night Ranger, Blackstone Cherry. It is Kat Von D. Does she have a band? Yeah, she's a singer.

Really? Yeah. I had no idea. She's got like tons of songs. Really? Yeah. Huh. Looks like back to 2021 all the way to current.

Okay, I didn't even know that. Wow. The Zillow Gone Wild is getting a second season. The show hosted by Jack McBrayer takes viewers on tours of homes on the market that are wild. The show is inspired by the popular Zillow Gone Wild Instagram, which has about 2 million followers. And it was HGTV's highest rated freshman series this year, drew in about 12.5 million viewers on its debut run. The homes will be ranked based on their unique qualities. One will be crowned the wildest home at the end of each episode,

and the next season premieres in 2025. Let's get to some sports here. When it comes to the new 12-team college football playoff format, it's not about the math, it's the path. Taking a look at the college football playoff format. It's not about the math. It's the path. Taking a look at the college football playoff bracket, here's how the 12 teams rank from first to worst, according to this anyway. Oregon, who's 13-0, said it could be a tough road

considering an Ohio State rematch could be in the works, but they're the team to beat until somebody beats them, and that's damn true. Georgia at 11-2 says there are a ton of variables at play, not the least of which is the health of the quarterback, Carson Beck. Texas is ranked third, 11-2, said they beat four ranked teams but lost to Georgia twice, calling into question their ability to win the big one. Notre Dame, who's 11-1, said they may catch Georgia, but first they have to get past Indiana at home. That's no lie, and that's not an easy feat.

Ohio State, who's 10-2, it's feast or famine. They're 2-1 against other teams in the bracket of 12 with the loss against Oregon. Penn State has a favorable path. They'll be favored in the first round and second should they advance. They're 11-2. Tennessee at 10-2, a tough road with Ohio State first, and then it'd be oregon if they beat them and i don't think tennessee is going to win that one i'm not betting on it

let me just say that so you can shut that shit down now uh indiana or boise state who's 12 and one one upset would be fantastic three would be unbelievable unbelievable. Indiana, who's 11-1, has the highest scoring offense in the CFP. They could make things interesting against the Irish if they can run the ball better than they did against Michigan and Ohio State. Clemson, double-digit dogs against Texas. They've got to figure out what they're going to do. And then SMU, teams that were snubbed are going to be watching these guys closely because a lot of people thought

SMU shouldn't have made it yeah some other teams should have Tom Brady the Sotheby's auction of his goat collection has wrapped up by the time the final bids were in the collection of watches and memorabilia ended up bringing in over nine million auction participants came from 45 countries to bid on items like Brady's Super Bowl wristband, his 2000 NFL Combine shirt, his final college jersey, multiple high-end watches. Of the 41 items up for auction, the biggest bucks came from Brady's yellow gold Rolex Daytona John Player special. It sold for $1.4 million. So is this just for, like, charity?

I mean, I don't know. I can't imagine Brady is in need of money that he's going to start selling his shit. No, but if you were going to sell your shit, I mean, you're going to take it to the auction and sell it. Well, you're Tom Brady. Still. I mean, I know he doesn't need 9 million, but it is 9 million.

You know what I'm saying? It's still 9 million, bro. I mean, come on. I might be able to sell all my stuff for $9. Yeah, no, I'd be lucky. A significant piece of Yankees history is on the auction block. Lou Gehrig's game-worn jersey from the 1937 World Series and multiple other regular season games is up for grabs.

It's going to bring in over $4 million. They've photo-matched the classic pinstripe jersey. They've confirmed the Iron Horse rocked that top multiple times during the 37 regular season, and the Yankees went 102-52 as well as during the World Series. They beat the Giants in the 34th ever World Series. Gary was 34 at the time. He was at the height of his superstardom,

led the American League in multiple categories, including games played, no shock there. Walks, OPS, Lou hit 37 home runs, knocked in 158, and only struck out 49 times. What makes it even cooler, it's actually the jersey top that Gary was wearing in his Monument Park flag at Yankee Stadium in the Bronx, occupied by only the greatest players from the Yankees. Whoever ends up coming with it will have one of the rarest items in all sports collectibles. In fact, no Gehrig World Series jersey has ever surfaced other than this one. And by the way, a bidder's already made a $1.4 million offer, so that's the starting bid.

And finally, the Dallas Cowboys fan base considered the most delusional in the NFL. According to a new study, the fan base is considered the most delusional are the Dallas Cowboys, followed by the Chiefs, Jets, Raiders, and Bears. The Philadelphia Eagles fan base is the most convinced among all NFL fan bases that the Dallas Cowboys fan base is delusional.

55% of Eagles fans believe that. When it comes to perceptions of delusion among NFL fan bases, the Cowboys stood out prominently. 28% of all respondents labeled them the most delusional. This far surpassed other teams, with the Chiefs being a distant second at 5%, followed closely by the Jets and the Raiders. That's pretty damn funny, man.

They're still, whether they're the most delusional or not, they're still the most valuable franchise uh on the planet oh well for sure not just in football on the planet oh yeah yeah so cheerleaders man that's all that's what it's about you think i mean at this point no you're probably right that makes sense uh perfectly all right let's uh move on to something else shall we all right man facebook comments and everybody's commenting oh yeah we're all awake early, man. Oh, okay. What do we got going on? Talk to me about it.

Let's see here. Alex Johnson says, good morning. David Murphy. What up, Alex? David, what up? Dakota says, hashtag Tiger King, hashtag F. Carol Baskin. Yeah, right. Free Joe Exotic.

Man, that case is so crazy. We talked, man, it's a really good conversation with Joe because he was pretty spicy. Yeah. I'll have to give a little language warning on it before I post it because he had just gotten out of four days in the hole. Oh, okay. Yeah, and I do mean solitary. Yeah, yeah, solitary. Just so you know.

Yeah, yeah. Just making sure you understood what I was saying. Oh, yeah, yeah. That's a big. Yeah. He's ready. Mitchell Rudder says, Patrick, suit up, big dog. Oh, no, I am.

Trust me, you. Trust me. When I come out for my match, you can bet that I'm going to look like a million bucks. You can bet on it. Bet on it. Alex says, if she wants a $1.2 million purse, she ain't for you, bro. Well, not for me. I don't have that kind of

money so it might be for somebody else you know one other one i don't know whether i'll have to look into this more and i don't know exactly all this but dakota posted he said in longview texas a police officer is in the news for taking a picture with a mountain lion after hitting it in his car while patrolling the air oh really what was it dead i don't know i mean if it's dead i mean that's one thing if it's still alive that you know that might be he's just holding up the bloody yeah i mean is he is he alive is he still fighting is he just dead i mean you know if i hit one too i'd i'm be honest with you i'd probably catch a selfie with it yeah if i hit a bear or a lion or anything like that.

When I took out with my car. Yeah, I mean, why wouldn't I? I mean, that's crazy, man. You don't expect to hit a cougar unless it's a 40-year-old lady. You know what I mean? Let's see. Wendy said you shouldn't have bet against Arkansas, huh? Yeah, you know.

She's letting you know. Yeah, Mike said I'm looking spiffy this morning. Yeah, I got a big day today, man. Tactical Turkey said he'd like to throw you through the table. What's up, Andy? How you doing, man? There's a lot of people that, man, as soon as I posted that on Facebook, they were like, oh, I'll do it.

I'll do it. Well, you had messaged and said, you're claiming it. You want? Yeah. Hey, I want to mention too, um over at stone's throw brewery today and uh man if you're not going there look they've got at least 14 beers on tap and uh like monday they have uh crowlers for five dollars but today they have tap room trivia at 6 30 p.m and first second and third win prizes so you can go out have beer nice enjoy some trivia maybe win some prizes yeah

that'd be all right you know that's always fun i used to host trivia game shows and bars and stuff it's a great time i love doing that yeah where did you do it at well i was mainly i did it a little bit down here when i first moved down here but i mainly did it up in michigan and we were actually sponsored by the miller brewing company but it's wherever you go it's all the same kind of format and everything and you know you don't have to be a a rocket scientist or a jeopardy master to go do it it's usually general knowledge and and man it's just a good fun time definitely go check that out no it is and i'm going to tell you what um over at stone's throw there, he was on the show the other day. And he's a great owner and a good dude.

But listen, if you haven't been there, let me tell you where it is. It's located over on 9th Street. It's 402 East 9th Street. So check those guys out. They're new sponsors for us. I've known Theron for a long time. We're glad to have him as a sponsor. And the only way they stay is if you guys go drink some beer so go do that would you and speaking about sponsors Patrick I've actually had a couple

people ask me how can they get involved in being a sponsor of Patrick and the people that's a good question I'll tell you this we have the most affordable advertising you probably can get I'll tell you this you can get in all you have to do number one is reach out to us but if you want a spot every single day of the week for a month you can get them as low as 300 bucks for the whole month well that ain't bad at all man no it's stupid yeah as low as 300 bucks for the whole month uh that'd be a 15 second spot every day of the month five days a week monday through five days a week monday through friday Five days a week, Monday through Friday for that. Why would you not do that for your business?

It'd be silly. You know, now you can get more time if you want. You can spend more. You don't have to. You know, but that's it. It's a great way. And then you get on the spots. You're on our ticker.

You're on the blog. You're on the website. We put the logo up. And then, you know, we've got some new things coming that are really going to benefit our sponsors right after the first of the year when we launch a couple of things we're doing that are really super exciting. One thing is I'm going to be going out and doing some on the spot spots at the locations. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Go out there and do some in-person spots. Like a meet and greet sort of thing? Yeah, some different things like that that we're going to be doing at all the locations and meet and greets doing, you know, little videos out there. So we're going to be doing a lot for the sponsors. So yeah, why don't you get with us? I know you're going to have a budget after the first year. You don't have to wait till then.

I mean, you start anytime you want, but I know a lot of businesses start that new budget the first of the year. And man, what a great way to get out there to people. And listen, our people show up. I'll say that they show the hell up. They do, man. They do, man. They're awesome. And I mean, I know that we don't have all the spots in the world for advertising. So this is really something, if you want to get on, you want to get on before there's not a spot. No, please do because i've committed and i stay committed to no more than 15 minutes of spots during any show ever right uh we're just not ever going to be that you know corporate right playing six seven minutes of of commercials that's not who we are two minutes of talking no no that's ridiculous we're not doing

that all right so uh can you become a wendy wants to know if you can become a non-commercial sponsor, I guess. Sure you could. Yeah. If you just, yeah, absolutely. You can. Yeah. You know, you can become a, yeah.

I mean, if you just want to do that, of course you could. We'll just say your name every day, you know, just say, Wendy's the greatest truck driver on the planet. You know, where's she at today? Where's when we'll do, where's Wendy today? Yeah. There you go. Where is she at today? We'll do Where's Wendy Today. Yeah, there you go. Yeah, that's what we do. We'll give you your own segment, Where's Wendy Today?

And we'll find out every day where you are, and we'll talk about it. Yeah. Yeah, absolutely. You can be an individual sponsor if you want to. I promise you, we're creative. We'll come up with a way to make that work. Hey, here's some news if you are uh one who lives in sling county or if you um you know have to drive through there a lot

i was about a few months ago when officials with arkansas dot started working on the final phase of the i-30 i-30 widening project in sling Since then, drivers have expressed a lot of frustration. I30's been a nightmare, let's be honest. It has been. I live there, I know. It's a dice roll. Cement walls on each side of you. It's just kind of like, am I going to make it home? I always feel like, you know, when you have one on each side, I feel like I'm Luke Skywalker going into the Death Star trying to shoot in the port, you know? This person, Dave, over at the DOT said, I understand every complaint we got, all the frustrations. You know, I'd say that most of those we and the contractors deserve.

Well, you don't hear that much. A project that was estimated to take three years has turned into five. But those delays and difficulties eventually led to a change. Said it started in 2019. I think the original completion date was November 2022. We didn't hit that. This past year, we'd reached a point in the project where we weren't satisfied. We weren't happy with the progress.

It had been delayed a couple of times. You weren't happy with the progress. No, I know, right? Now, officials decided to widen it to reduce congestion and make it safer. Now, when Arkansas is driving along I-30 there, they're going to see six lanes. They said that it's just about to come to an end now. So that's the good news. They said New Year will bring great new things to Sling County widening.

Officials have determined a substantial completion date of early to mid January. So shortly after the new year, all those cones, all those divider walls, all those things that make you anxious as hell and slow you down will be gone. Woo hoo. Now that's, I mean, that's great. I mean, they've been on the project for five years, man. Yeah, I was gonna say that's been going on. Five years. Yeah. Yeah. great i mean they've been on the project for five years man that's been going on five years yeah yeah now i will admit this uh the work they did here uh downtown has been really really good yeah

i mean now you've got a gazillion i mean it's it's much better the flow of traffic is way better now than it's ever been so they did a good job on that i know i've never had any issue with traffic either coming or leaving when i gotta you know head know, head back. Well, no, at that time of day, no. At that, you know, when you're getting out there at, you know, 4.30 in the morning or you're, you know, at 9.30 in the morning, it's not that bad. The only person passing me on the highway is, oh, you. Yeah, I did pass you this morning, didn't I? That's what you said. You said you saw me go past and you went, yeah, but that's Patrick.

I was chilling in the middle lane, just doing my thing, rocking out to my music, and whoom. Was I much faster past you when I came past you? You went right past me in the left lane, and I was like, I bet you that's Patrick. Yeah, I know. Yeah, it was. I'm bad like that, man.

I got to get somewhere. You know what I mean? I don't like messing around all right let's talk about this this is a couple of rock acts that made the 2024 10 global Google search list you get the end of the year list we were talking yesterday about some of them but there's a 2024 top 10 global musician list and a couple of names on it. Linkin Park placed third this year and Dave Grohl came in at number nine with Linkin Park's relaunch as a band and with a new lead singer and then Grohl's infidelity making major headlines. It's not a surprise. What is surprising is that Linkin Park and Grohl made it on the top 10.

Right. When you narrow it down just to U.S and growl made it on the top 10 right uh when you narrow it down just to u.s searches neither one made the top 10 that list is dominated by urban and pop pop acts uh let's see if it tells me did you ever listen to the new lincoln park singer i i've heard one song i um i don't know much edm do you like it or no i was oh you don't know much. Do you like it or no? Oh, you don't. No, no. They had their little flare up. You know, everybody, they got popular again. Everybody talking about the new lead singer.

I checked it out. And I was like, no, not at all. Why not? You know, I'll be completely honest. I felt like it was just somebody doing karaoke to Lincoln Park with the Lincoln Park band members in the background. Okay. I can the background okay I could see that it was like oh she sounds like you know what Chester and Chester Bennington well they they said they could have gone with someone that did sound like him but they were afraid they would sound like a karaoke band yeah well that's you say they did it anyways so the the musicians who

did top the list no shock diddy is number one. I think you understand why. Usher, Lincoln Park, Sabrina Carpenter, and Justin Timberlake, who Chad was at the Justin Timberlake concert in Memphis, man. Yeah. Yeah, he drove all the way to Memphis just to see Justin because he loves him so much.

Amanda just went and saw him the other day here in Little Rock. Do you know that, yeah, you know that Chad and his wife, Kristen, who's amazing, by the way, learned, he decided to commit and learn a little dance. Oh, yeah? That they did at the Timberlake concert together. He learned all the steps.

Oh. Like one of the Backstreet Boys or something. Yeah, good for Chad. Yeah. Maybe he can come in and, you know. No, I'd love for him to come in and show us the moves that he learned for the concert. Yeah, he said sexy back's like his favorite song of all time. That's what he said.

I don't know. I mean, I think that's what he said. I was smoking. I'm not sure. I shouldn't do that. That's terrible, man. All right, let's move on. We got some fans in Louisiana, man. In Louisiana? Who's in Louisiana?'s uh we got some fans in louisiana man there's

louisiana who's who's in louisiana we got uh robbie and dakota they're they're all talking about if we're gonna you're gonna start doing you know remotes and going out in the public that we need to maybe bring patrick and the people down there for marty graw oh then that'd be awesome that would be a lot of fun to go down for marty graw and we might do something like that all right see uh see what they got going on maybe we might do something like that all right see uh see what they got going on maybe we can uh work something out with them and uh get down there that that would be a lot of fun dude that would yeah and i'm also getting ready to work on getting us on the list over at uh and the prison in texas we can go on the road and uh try to interview joe

exotic in person oh yeah make a little documentary about it on the way. That would be awesome. It would be cool, wouldn't it? I think it would be a really neat thing to do. I'm always down for a road trip, man. Yeah, I know. It's always fun to do things like that, man. I'm certainly down to do that.

All right. Now let's talk about who StubHub's most in-demand events and artists were of the year. They've released their annual Year in Live Experiences report. It reveals their best-selling live music and sporting events worldwide this year. And I'm sure you'll be shocked by all of them. I'm not, by the way. It was a big year, though. The gig-tripping trend, and that's gig-tripping is just a road trip for a concert, okay?

The gig-tripping trend was huge in 2024. U.S. buyers traveled to international events twice as much this year. International buyers traveled to U.S. events 32% more. The year's top in-demand global sporting event was the World Series, followed by the Super Bowl, the European Championship semifinals and final, the Copa America semifinals and final uh the copa america semifinals and final and the nba finals uh probably no surprise the top in-demand global artist of 2024 was taylor swift with 116 events she made some ridiculous amount of billions of dollars on

this tour um you know what though as much as i'm not a taylor swift fan i will like i'll give her credit where credit's due she gave what all of her tour people and even the truck drivers like extra bonuses yeah no you know that was cool i i you know i i'm not a fan of the music you know i have respect i have great respect for what she's accomplished as a business person. And I do think she's talented. I just, it's not my kind of music, but I will say that I think among a world full of arrogant artists, that she seems to do a lot for her fans and with her fans. Yes.

I would absolutely agree. And I think that that matters to them, you know, it may not be my thing, but i respect that uh so she was the top in-demand global artist number two was zach bryan adele olivio rodrigo morgan wallen co-play the eagles the rolling stones billy joel and you too well that last four is a little surprise i guess it's not surprising but it is um the eagles the stones billy joel and you two which one of those would you most want to see if you could pick one the rolling stones the stones oh yeah yeah over the eagles even for sure yeah okay all right that's

fair there's no glenn fry so yeah it takes part of the eagles down um yeah the stones probably be a good show i would think so it probably would be i mean he's like 76 77 now yeah just had a heart uh uh not a transplant but a pacemaker like a bypass or whatever okay yeah yeah i mean billy joel would be cool too billy joel would be awesome uh yeah he you know as he's gotten older his eyes have come further and further out of his head he looks like a chameleon now uh yeah the heiress tour that was the one that she went on uh what's uh i wonder what the big concert event coming up that everybody's most excited about in 2025 is what 2025 concert are you guys looking forward to what's the big show that you're planning to take a trip for or whatever well good morning dr how you doing come on in

yeah have a seat oh you don't want to sit over here okay thank you for gracing us with your presence today we've missed you it's good to see you good to see you get on over here here we'll get your mic even turned up for you how about that hottest concert of 2025 eh well i just wonder what everybody's uh i just wonder if there's most anticipated okay here we go this is the most anticipated tours of 2025 the list so far yeah let's see okay this up here meanwhile while you're doing that um the uh latasha said uh good morning two of my favorite podcast men hey hey latasha i. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, K bird say good morning to the peeps. What up? What up? Uh, where's the bullshit kid. Hold on. There you go. How about that? Uh, crystal say good morning from Benton. What's up in the SC?

Uh, good morning guys. i listen to every episode rarely say hi so here it is hi what's up curtis and you see your your rare comment paid off we appreciate you curtis man you're awesome what am i what uh latasha said post malone and jelly rolls big ass stadium tour is what i'm excited for yeah i could see that hey jelly roll post malone and jelly roll man that's a hell of a show right there i hell i'd like to see that show to be honest with you i like both of those artists they're great i don't know where they came up with this list at man but apparently the i'm just reading here the most anticipated tours of 2025 number one billy eilish where's the what what are

what who produced this that's what i'm saying. No, who wrote, who's the article? Where are you at? It's from soapcentral.com. Yeah, okay. I'm already discrediting it. Yeah, I'm going to have to find a different one. Because then they go into like Iron Maiden and Metallica. Well, yeah, I can see those. I mean, not that those aren't great concerts. Iron Maiden and Metallica are probably, Iron Maiden's pretty amazing.

I mean, they've been around since the 80s. Yeah, I'm just. I mean, they're old. They're old. Well, people probably, they probably hadn't done it in a while but gracie abrams i don't know gracie idea who these people i know who do a leap is attractive young uh singer i don't know much about her music though what's up uh what's up dr marla how are you i'm just um like almost had a pile up on the interstate. Oh, really?

I'm just kind of dazed. Was it crazy out there? It was a little, yeah. It was. And you guys were talking about traffic's not bad. I'm like, I'm in it. I'm just in it. Well, it can be at moments.

It got a little, I was a little scared. Yeah. I'm good now. They said that we were just talking about how in Saline County they're about to wrap that project up. Yeah, and that's right by my house and work. So you're thankful for it. Yeah, I'm sick of it. Yeah, now it went a little longer than they anticipated, they said.

Half the time my clinic's been open, yeah. Yeah, it was supposed to be three years. It's been five. Yeah, way too much. Yeah, so they're wrapping that up in January. So you get rid of the cones and all the... Does it make you nervous, the concrete barriers when you're driving through there? No, that's fine.

It was nerve-wracking, though, because I had a patient, young girl in her 30s who'd had a stroke. Yeah. And she's like, I need to drive. So we went driving, and I just sat there gripping, just... Yeah. I should have got paid way more for that but she did great well that's good that's good it was nerve-wracking because we drove all the way to lonsdale oh lonsdale yeah she just wanted to go see her grandma oh that's okay i was gonna be like what's in lonsdale but

grandma's in lonsdale she did great now what's going on at uh if you don't know dr marla owns exceptional p PT or exceptional physical therapy in Benton I highly recommend her she's been my physical therapist for many many years. Yeah how's your back after that table? Man, hey. I was like, well he'll be coming to see me. You thought I was coming to see you didn't you? I was like, I didn't get a call.

Believe it or not it was stiff that afternoon but then it was fine everybody's asked me I think I think it's because my shoe flew off that everybody that's the thing everybody taught you keeps talking about his shoe flew off. You know, I was just like, Oh no, not that bad card. Yeah. But Hey, you're good. No, I am. I am good. You know, um, I don't think you're going to live down that bet anytime soon, man. Probably not. You know what though, that, that I think made a huge difference. And I'm sure you would agree is I, you know, over, I guess a year and a half or whatever, I lost about 100 pounds. And it makes a massive difference on your body.

You know, I feel so, so much better from a health perspective, just in general terms. And I don't remember if you had a large stomach or if you were big everywhere, but like some people have really large, hard-packed visceral fat. And they say, why is my back hurt? I'm like, well, you got 80 pounds pulling you forward. Yeah, no, I, yeah, belly, belly's always, you know, I, I'm one of those weird people that the weight distributes out pretty well. So even when I'm fat, it's kind of even, evenly distributed. Yeah. But yes, towards the end i certainly had a a pretty

good belly going but i never i've never had one of those uh those hard pot bellies that people have i'm always intrigued by it and then they say look how hard it is like that's visceral fat yeah i want that not sure what that is loose what is visceral fat the fat all around your organs oh so you don't want So you don't want that. You don't want that hard packed. If you have fat in your belly, you want it to be a little loose, not that hard packed. Really? I never would have known that's what that was. Yeah, if you've got a keg instead of the six pack, it's not good. No, it's probably not good, but that's a lot of people. Of course, the Ozempic revolution has changed a lot of that, hasn't it? It has. But then there's so many more problems from that, too, like slowing down gut motility.

So nobody's pooping. And that's even worse. Oh, wow. Wow. Yeah. You can be skinny, but you can't go to the bathroom. You know, there's always the side effect. I did not use the medication.

I mean, I know a lot of people did. And I respect that. I mean, if I. I mean. If it would have been. I know a lot of people did and I respect that. I mean, if I, I mean, if it would have been at the time that I started, if it would have been accessible to me, I might have considered that, but I just had to go the old school way and just eat less and do more, you know, I mean, that's, that's really all long term, but it took me a long time. I mean, it wasn't the three, four months. No, no, it was like a year and a half yeah so and and i noticed i picked

up uh probably 10 or 12 pounds in the past five months but you know again even that i'm i'm able to recognize and go okay let me dial that back so by new year i anticipate that those 12 pounds and maybe more will be gone because i'm i'm trying to top of it, you know? I need to do that. Why? Because I live with Mr. America and his body. He's just like super disciplined. It's ridiculous. I don't know.

He probably spends 32 hours a day in the gym. Wendy on Facebook wants to know if you can help with arthritis. We help with the symptoms, but I can't fix it. Well, nobody can. Not right now. I mean, it can't be quote. But intermittent fasting does. So do that.

Yeah, you think that's a win, intermittent fasting? What do you think? What do you recommend for people who have arthritis that's the best thing for them? Well, arthritis is inflammation. Right.

So intermittent fasting will get rid of inflammation and it heals at the cellular level and just cleans up the whole body system. So what, what are the, are there certain things we eat that promote inflammation more than others? Sugar, Mountain Dew. Mountain Dew. I like sugar though. I know it I'm sorry. Mountain Dew. I have no idea what you're talking about.

I like sugar, though. I know it's bad for me, but. You want to eat non-processed, healthy, organic. Yeah. Mountain Dew. Yeah. Is McGriddle considered organic? What?

McGriddle? Yeah. As long as it's 95% or more organic. Yeah. Yeah. I'm pretty sure it is i i'm almost certain that is a organic isn't it oh yeah yeah man they you know farm-raised mcmuffins yeah grass-fed yeah yeah okay all right uh well let's let's uh let's move on to something else shall we

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it's 8421 stagecoach road in little rock or fitauto.com. Come on in, man. Have a seat, buddy. How are you, man? Yeah, get on in here. Hold on, man. We got JP in the house, man. Go ahead. Throw on your headphones, man. Let's get you in here and get you scooted over a little closer so you're on frame there.

You can just look up at that monitor right there. And then I'll remind remind you make sure you stay on the mic uh yeah yeah look he's got to unwind everything yeah all right all right are you there now all right all right there we go yeah jp ford uh he's a comedian he uh performs all over the place how you doing man what's going on man uh not a whole lot just working yeah and jokes you know oh that's all right that's all right well i'm glad to have you back man we we're talking How you doing, man? What's going on? Man, not a whole lot. Just working, telling jokes, you know? Oh, that's all right. That's all right.

Well, I'm glad to have you back, man. We're talking about all kinds of stuff today. I'm glad to see you good. I see you went through a table the other week, so I didn't think you was going to be here. Everybody's been talking about that, man, I guess. This is the greatest idea I've ever come up with. I've got both shoes on and everything. That's right. That's right.

Yeah, no, this is the slam heard around the world, apparently. I don't know, man. It's like the greatest thing I've ever accomplished is being slammed on a table somehow. Honestly, that's how it goes in a lot of people's lives. Like, my greatest accomplishment involved being slammed to a table. Yeah, no, it was pretty great. Now I'll be in a match coming up January 25th.

Oh, nice. That's what the title over there is about. Well, yeah, I'm going for that title. Okay, cool. I'm going for that title. It's already here. You don't have to fight. Oh, yeah.

Well, I couldn't. You know, they say possessions, nine-tenths is the law. Yeah, I should do that. I should do that. We'll show it to them. Watch this shit. I immediately got... it's that that this is what i want to do wow this is the vapers championship wrestling something chris

we're gonna get you the squared circle and you're up look at that man that is a dope so he's so heavy man that was good man oh no i i'm not even that's solid talk from a guy that went through a table oh yeah that's heavy isn't it that's a legit well designed yeah no it's nice for sure yeah that's cool that is awesome yeah i gotta be attendance for that oh yeah man january 25th uh right here uh it's gonna be a yeah it's gonna be a scaffold. Oh, no, mine's not. But we're going to have a scaffold match. A scaffold match. Okay. They've got a scaffold built, like, I don't know, many, many, many feet up in the air

that they have to wrestle on the scaffold. And the first one that gets knocked off loses that match, right? Exactly. Yeah. Now, I'm not doing the high-flying business. You know, I'm not built for that. But I am going to take on chris uh jimmy buffet yeah uh yeah jimmy buffet i'm gonna uh cash him in he's gonna be diet jimmy buffet

yeah jimmy jimmy the restaurant is closed that's who he's gonna be some of my business cards and pass them out yeah you should be there you need to be where will you be my taking hands and handing out cards that's it yeah you can be my corner person yeah right here all right in our facility yeah i know it's free uh january 25th we'll have eight matches that day and uh they're coming from all over the place i mean they're coming from uh around the country to participate in this oh yeah i mean no no it's it's big we've got some big names attached to it it's gonna be an awesome awesome event so we hope everybody come because gonna be free yes yeah they're building up bleachers we've got a VIP section where you set up

high that we've got everything we're still looking for for more people to get involved so if you have like if you again it's a free event we're not you know there's no money to be made by anybody here outside of you know unless you're charging for merchandise or whatever but if you have a if you have a food truck man you want to come you know bring your food truck a little food right right we're gonna eat yeah no we'd love to have set up some, you know, food trucks, merchant spenders, whatever. Yeah, so if that's, you know, if that's something you're interested in, get in touch with me, Rich Rockwell on Facebook, or you. And I know you're going to be doing some comedy during the matches and things. Yeah, I'll have to do my match after that, I think, because I don't want to have to do it. I could.

I could get on the stage after I whoop him and just talk about that, but I think that would be embarrassing to him, so I'd rather do it after. I wouldn't much rather see you get on stage after an ass whooping. I'm going to be honest. Wait a minute. He cheated the entire time. Yeah, no, it'd be tough, man.

I could do that, though. I can tell you, with the anticipation for this match, we have decided that specifically your match against Jimmy will be the main event of the evening. What? Yeah. Oh, hell yeah. Hell yeah.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, baby. That's right. The main event. That table really is a big part of your life right now. Get your learn on, Jimmy Buffay, because if that's the best you had, you're done. You're toast, son.

That's it. You're toast. All right, let's move on. At nearly any mass market drugstore in Texas, customers can buy the normal things, Tylenol, bandages, mascara, whatever it may be, but the Hello Cake Little Sucker Rechargeable and Waterproof Stimulator could soon be illegal under Texas law if newly elected state rep Hillary Hicklin has her way.

Filed this week ahead of the Texas legislative session, a proposed bill would prohibit the sale of sex toys at retail stores like Target, Walmart, and CVS and impose penalties on those that do. What they say is it should only be in adult stores is where that should be located or you should be able to order it online. It says our family-oriented retailers should reflect values of the communities they serve. Parents do not consent to their kids being exposed to these devices while shopping for toothpaste. They call it common sense protection for families. So let's talk about that. Don't sell beer.

Don't sell wine. Don't sell cigarettes. Discuss with your children what things are. And also, as a physical therapist, I feel like that pelvic floor strengthening. Is important. Yeah. Yeah. floor strengthening is important yeah yeah yeah now let me ask if you were you know at the checkout and uh you know you get your snickers you get your little you know pen lights you get all those things and right there is a you know let's say a robust uh dildo uh is that gonna be a concern for

you no not me if your if your kid grabs it off the shelf goes mom you don't know my kids my daughter would be like hey mom one another or whatever but i mean you know she said one another another what are you doing she said one another i have an arsenal yeah yeah you know how you see in movies where people open up the thing and they've got all the guns in there? Marla opens it up and it's just an array of. What? So? What?

So? I love it. No, I love it. All the attachments. I just don't lie about it. No, that's great. That's great. I do have a friend that plugged hers into a wall and all the lights went out in her house and she had to call an electrician.

And he said, what happened? She's like, uh's like uh my hair dryer yes i won't embarrass and say who you can't hook it up to a chainsaw motor and not expect that man i mean who has one that plugs into the wall anyway yeah well that is weird isn't it target probably yeah what do you think that's the only place you can find it do you uh you you have a a young person a kid a tax deduction um do you uh participation trophy yeah do you uh what do you think does it uh do you think they should or shouldn't be there oh no no definitely not you think they should not i can't i mean who who's going to cvs and walgreens for sex toys man well it's probably an impulse buy i'm guessing i don't know while you're there getting the covet an impulse buy, I'm guessing. I don't know.

While you're there getting the COVID test or something. Oh, well, you know, hey. I didn't know there was a Nut Buster 3000 here. Right, exactly. You can buy your shampoo. You can buy your conditioner, your toothpaste, your hairbrushes. Why can't you buy your dildo? Honestly, that's what I was thinking.

Yeah, it's an impulse buy. Yeah, so what do you think? Should they be in Target or Walmart or CVS or no? Yeah, I'm a total fan of it. That's the thing, because I'm one of those people. I'll pick up a sex toy on the impulse buy. Okay. They got the glissy, glissy $5,000.

Why not? Way cheaper. Way cheaper. I'm here. I ain't got to wait three days. Here's what I want to say to anyone who's outraged. Yeah, I don't have to wait a three-day waiting period. That's great. There should be a three-day waiting period. That's great.

There should be a three-day waiting period for that. I'll say this. Look, I don't have any outrage on this. Walmart has been doing this for, I don't know, 10 years now. It's not new. You know, same aisle as the lubricant, same aisle as the condoms. It's not really any different to see lubricant, a condom, or a toy to me. They're all the same question.

What is this for? Well, let me tell you, Timmy. Why is it so taboo? Honestly, when I was a teenager, yeah, I think I did buy my condoms from Walmart. I would just go in and pick it up. It's not illegal. They don't ask for ID or anything. You can just grab them.

I have to bet, and it shouldn't be this way, but I bet condoms are among the most shoplifted items. Because people are embarrassed to walk up to the counter. You shouldn't be, by the way, don't we? Yeah, just walk up there real proud. If you own it, like, they'll appreciate it. It's something about the energy. I was 16, like, just going up there.

Hey, I know what I'm doing tonight. I was going to say. I got intense confidence. Like, you know and I know what's about to go down yeah i'm trying to do something well let me tell you what not to do don't buy the ones in the machines in the bathroom do not buy those i don't care what they say the rough rider or whatever it's called those things are dusty as hell man you open that thing up man you'll choke to death on the dust before you have sex that's how you have like a bad pregnancy right that's exactly right one of those condoms come out with

like one leg that's right now that's exactly right one of those probably the dust off of it yeah when we went to the world health organization in china there were baskets full of condoms in the bathroom to take yeah oh i bet we all brought them well i didn't take any i don't need them but if you're there you know chinese right they were just like oh souvenirs well yeah you can only have uh i think two kids in china yeah i think that i think it's only two kids you can relax that but yes yeah yeah but that's why they they highly promote it no it was just the guy who started condoms in every bathroom was over there. That's great. That salesman made a lot of money.

Oh, yeah. But condoms are the only thing you guys have to buy that's embarrassing, correct? No. No. Because girls have to go, when we're young, tampons and all those things. How about jock itch cream? That's pretty embarrassing to buy. I wasn't embarrassed when I got mine.

I don't know what's wrong with you. Well, you know, I was a little embarrassed i guess but does it say jock itch cream on the package it says big ball cream no it doesn't um i don't know what what else is embarrassing that guys buy i mean i've bought plenty of feminine hygiene products for my wife but i'm not embarrassed by it i don't care yeah i don't care i matter of fact i like to just walk up and act like i'm buying it for me yeah i like i just slap it down like you got to become strong you got to slap it down go it's a heavy day let's go i don't have time to play around with you okay let's go i gotta get out of the store you're a nice man yeah well i try to be uh anything that you buy that's embarrassing. You know, it's... I'm more embarrassed.

I'd be more embarrassed with the snacks I buy than that. Mountain Dew. I'm on the Mountain Dew. I'm just playing. I just love doing that. I got nothing. I don't mind buying the sex toys. Like, I go there, I slam a dildo right down the thang.

Let's go. No, no, it is for me, yes. Yeah, now, Mountain Dew, you're on it, aren't you? I just love to mess with Rick. I love messing with Rick. What's crazy is Mountain Dew, I think, is almost pure poison. And it tastes so good. It does, but we just keep

selling it and drinking it, don't we? We'll pause for one second here while I enjoy this. You should be sponsored. It's the only soda that can actually cause penile reduced shrinkage well did you know that that's the only thing that makes it bad i feel like somebody in the marketing that makes it bad was like hey this is too good we got to throw something in there to make people not want it let's say it make it small it's probably got as much caffeine as a monster energy drink i bet

it's got to be close yeah i think it's the highest next to j small. It's probably got as much caffeine as a monster energy drink, I bet. It's got to be close. I think it's the highest caffeine and sugar. Next to Jolt Cola. But that's why it tastes so good. No, it does taste damn good, man. They put a little salt in it. People will kill each other for it. Even the diet one tastes good. Yeah. It's just shocking. Yeah. Yeah. I'm not going to lie.

Cigarettes and Mountain Dew, that's my two vices in life. That's like the worst thing that I'm doing. I think I'm doing pretty good. I don't know if that's my two vices in life. And that's like the worst thing that I'm doing. That's pretty high. No, I don't know if that's true at all. No? I don't know if that's true at all, bro. I don't know if you're doing pretty good or not.

I mean, you know, let's be honest here. Those are pretty tough ones there, aren't they? I mean, what, cigarettes and Mountain Dew? Yeah, that's not a winning recipe, man. I mean, in life, there's other things that I could do that are way worse. You know, me doing cocaine and coffee. Right, exactly. Okay, that's fair.

That's fair. And I'm not sure that's not better. You know, I'm just showing up here every day. Cocaine doesn't have preservatives in it. You know, that's why it's better. It's preservative-free. No gluten in cocaine. Gluten-free.

Gluten-free cocaine. Preservative-free. Fat-free. Yeah. Yeah. So I'm just making that up. I told you, though. I can't do cocaine.

It doesn't do anything. Oh. It's ADHD. That's how I got diagnosed. All right. You know what we need to do, really, is, well, I tell you what. Let's do this, and we'll go ahead and do wackadoos, and then we're going to come back and do Joe Exotic.

All right. And I know everybody, everybody listen I'll give you a second go ahead and get your recording devices ready and let me play this here you go you ready This is the segment. Not like the other. People do stupid shit. You say, oh, brother. Hey, it's not a copy or a clone of any previous bit. But if you think so, hey, we don't give a shit. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You feel that.

Whackadoo. Bend the noose. I think it deserves some snaps or something. I mean, it deserves a lot. People just feel that. Number one in Korea, or something. Man, it deserves a lot. People just feel that. Number one in Korea, you said. Yes, number one in Korea. Also yesterday in Botswana, we were number one.

Most anticipated tour. Huh? I said the most anticipated tour. There'll be no tour. No tour. No tour. A Canadian woman arrested for attempting to smuggle drugs into New Zealand, disguising them as Christmas presents.

New Zealand customs officials said 22 pounds of meth, $2.2 million, discovered in the woman's carry-on bag as she arrived on a flight from Vancouver, said the passengers just made Santa's naughty list. Oh, I'd say it's more important than Santa. Her name and age not released. She was held on, well, lots of charges, as you can imagine. They shared pictures of the Christmas gifts, which were wrapped in bright red paper printed with snowflakes stowed inside a red duffel bag she brought on the flight. So these criminal groups make the mistake of thinking customs won't chase smaller targets.

But we know drugs sent from North America are an increasing risk and we're prepared uh but that i i have to assume that uh the most disappointed there are the people whose gifts those were right i mean wow i'm like how they use the word disguise at christmas gifts no those were presents yeah no i mean that that person's sorely disappointed uh an american woman who arrived in arrived in Australia to attend clown school with a gold-plated pistol in her luggage has been jailed for a year. Lillian Goodson, a 30-year-old American woman, pleaded guilty to illegally importing a firearm.

Australia does not play about that. She claims she forgot it was in her bag. Come on. I'm so tired of hearing the people, I forgot I had a gun in my bag. No, you don't. Nobody forgets they have a gun in their bag unless you're an arms dealer.

Like, who puts a gun in their bag to begin with? Right. Yeah, oh, I left it there from last time. Well, it wasn't doing you much good, was it? She's going to clown school. All right, I got my nose. I got my flower, the big shoes. Right.

Where's my gun? Where's my gun? She arrived from Florida to attend clown school nose i got my flower the big shoes where's my gun where's my gun she arrived uh from florida to attend clown school in april 23 but was stopped at the border after they noticed the 24 karat gold plated weapon well nothing like being discreet uh she claimed she forgot it she said she didn't have any prohibited items but then they discovered it but they discovered later she searched online for an answer to the question can i have a gun in my suitcase and set a calendar reminder to herself

to put the gun in the suitcase so that pretty much shot down the i didn't know and forgot but i have a question does australia have the best clown school in the world is that i don't know why i feel like you could go you can yeah and take your gun you could yeah probably so uh and i could have understand if it was a gun where a flag came out said bang right exactly that would make sense a genius actually that would be genius to do that you still probably get in trouble but uh braden police bradenton police have arrested a 16 year old boy after he shot a flare gun on a field of soccer players during a game. He shot it onto a field full of soccer players during a match at a Bradenton private school. They didn't name the school.

The teen and his friends left the school's property, returned to the vehicle they'd driven, parked at a nearby restaurant. Officials said the teen then fired the flare gun from the passenger seat of the car toward the soccer field. The flare narrowly missed players, but burned two holes in the turf, causing $1,000 in damage. After being questioned, he admitted to it, expressed remorse, turned himself in,

and I guess he's paid his fine or whatever. You know, probably got his ass beat at home. Should have gone to clown school. Yeah, it would have been better. It would have been better, right? Keep it local. whatever you know probably got his ass beat at home uh should have gone to clown school yeah it would have been better it would have been better right keep it local uh wow this is weird josh gottenheimer wants to be known as a big fan of music legend and new jersey native bruce springsteen and when the new jersey congressman announced his candidacy for governor he did so to the tune of the springsteen track glory days so it wasn't a surprise when he shared his Spotify rap listening statistics for 2024, the top five were all Springsteen tracks.

He also captioned it, no surprises here, fun fact, my first concert was at the Meadowlands to see the boss. Well, the post appeared to have been doctored with some followers pointing out the font was different from other spotify things and when questioned he admitted that he'd actually altered it and made it made it up that it wasn't his spotify list he just wanted to he just wanted to be you know he just wanted to be the spring scene guy that's crazy that he went that far to do that yeah just to make that statement i mean that posted like a springfield track like he didn't have to go that far no he didn't that seems silly doesn't it he took a lot of time to get caught up yeah that's an unforced error yeah uh let's see you won't find the hot new gift this

holiday season on store shelves or your favorite e-commerce site, people are selling packages of unclaimed mail and you don't know what's in it until you open it. A Florida-based fund delivered has sold 90,000 bundles in three years. According to their founders, they offload everything from a $39 mini sampler to a party-sized box of hopefully lucrative loot. Now, some customers are hooked on these hauls. But before you laugh, consider the potential. This lady who purchased some last year yielded everything from a knockoff Chanel bag to a human sized Bowser suit, not to mention a bunch of fake IDs. She said it was mostly about the laughs. Almost everything we opened was something funny.

I posted the video on Facebook. My sister-in-law said she can't stop watching them. One lady said not every gamble pays off. She got a hand-delivered box of unclaimed mail, and it was nothing. It was just trash, basically. Some lingerie and a fleshlight. Well, that's a good haul. Now you're just trash, basically. Some lingerie and a fleshlight. Well, that's a good haul. Now you're just ungrateful.

Now you're just being rude. I mean, you could even give that as a stocking stuffer. Stuff your stocking with a... Well, never mind. Others, like medical professional Anna Anatopoulos, have had more professional success with the game. She leaves boxes of unclaimed mail in her workplace break room. She said at the end of the day, we open it and get some really funny stuff.

So this is the big thing, ordering unclaimed mail. Well, haven't you heard about the, what is it, the Amazon mystery boxes or whatever that you can buy for like 20 or 30 bucks? Well, I have heard about that. Have you bought one before? I haven't, but I've had friends that have, and I've seen them around and and you know did it turn out good or was it uh it wasn't worth it it was trash yeah some of the stuff can even be like um like broken yeah you can get like a broken dishwasher or something like that like this in one no that'd be great yeah a broken dishwasher

would be exactly what i'd like if i can sell some of my stuff just put it in a box box and be like buy this why couldn't you yeah yeah and just say it's a mystery box i don't even know yeah yeah and just put all kinds of stuff in it yeah i'm doing yeah yeah all kinds of you know every time i have a sandwich yeah you know what speaking half sandwich, this is so funny. This weekend, I guess, you know, we were all having a good time at our house. I wouldn't go that far, but maybe my son was. I wouldn't say shit face, but he was on. I woke up the next morning. I was getting ready to go out, do some showings on in the morning. And I walked out on the counter

sitting there, not on a plate, not on a napkin, just a tuna fish sandwich, just sitting there. I'm like, what the hell happened here? How did this happen? I asked him the next day, I said, son, I came home. Was that your tuna fish sandwich I saw there?

He goes, damn it. He goes, man man he said i was drunk he said i was like man i want a sandwich and i'm gonna eat that and i'm gonna go to bed he said i made the sandwich i set it down he goes and i forgot and went to bed happened to the best of us it happened to the best of us uh let's see a woman found an 11 pound mushroom while out walking took it home to eat for a week. Ms. Minnett, 27, was with her dad. When they spotted a large white object across the field, they assumed that it might be some trash.

But after touching it to confirm, she realized it was a large puffball mushroom that weighed 11 pounds. She carried it to her parents' home where she was staying for a week, and it fed her and her parents for the rest of the time they were there oh that's a big look at that gigantic yeah now i'm not gonna eat that no would you eat do you like mushrooms though not 11 pounds worth that's named i mean that'll last like years yeah no, no, I'm never going to eat that. In Ontario, Canada, a college student constructed what's believed to be the world's smallest arcade machine. It's two and a half inches tall. Victoria Kornonen, an electromechanical engineering student at Fanshawe College, unveiled her creation, a machine that measured two and a half inches tall, one inch wide, 1.3 inches long.

The working arcade machine game runs the classic game pong wow that's um i guess that's cool i mean you can make it i mean that's i mean that shows you how small chips are now you know technology is a lot smaller that you can do that so i guess that's a good uh and let's see is there anything else now let's move on uh because i'm ready to get to some Joe exotic in our life. I'm going to give a shout out here real quick. Okay. Yeah. Go ahead.

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And he had, when he called, as you'll hear, he had just spent four days in the hole. So he was in a spicy type mood, as you can imagine. So an interesting interview, nonetheless. And I will tell you this. You go to JoeExoticOfficial.com. And I will tell you this, you go to JoeExoticOfficial.com, take a look at all of the evidence laid out there. He's trying to get this appeal done. And to be honest, this guy should not be in prison for life.

He should not be. I mean, I look at some of these people who, you know, get out and, you know, they've killed somebody viciously and they're getting out in 12 years. You're going to tell me this guy should be in there for life really right uh and if you look at the evidence it's very very compelling uh some of the things people have recanted stories they've admitted things there's all this different stuff so take a look at it but uh let's get to the interview because it's everything baby here we go joe exotic, hang on. Here he comes right now. All right. Joe?

Hey. How are you, buddy? I'm dealing with prison bullshit. How are you doing? Man, I'm doing good. I saw that this week there was some new stuff that you were rolling out in evidence on your case, man. What's new? you were rolling out in evidence on your case, man. What's new? I mean, I've been locked up in solitary for four days,

so I don't know what you're talking about. Oh, okay. Well, they were releasing some information. It looked like there was some additional new evidence that was showing up for your appeal, and it may be just some stuff that your team was posting, but it looked like maybe it was new. But what the hell are you doing in solitary, man? You know what?

This system is so fucking backwards, okay? We've had scabies for, what, two months? Yeah. Okay, so I go to the assistant warden last Thursday with another inmate, and we complained because we didn't get our medicine the way we were supposed to. Okay. Because nobody wants to do their job around here. They're just here to collect a paycheck.

So instead of giving us our medicine, the people that should have gave us our medicine punished us and put us in solitary confinement and called it isolation okay so so instead of letting me come back to the unit and pack my stuff uh the way they should have okay they they treated me like i had just done something major wrong and they like they were putting me in the shoe and they wouldn't let me come back and pack my stuff okay so inmates run wild packing your shit and stealing what they want and sure they don't want okay i i so uh then we're in solitary and in isolation uh per se for four days yeah it took three days to get a drinking cup so we could get something to drink. The whole four days I was back there, I didn't get my normal seizure medicine or nothing, not one time. And we finally get out on Monday.

So yesterday I get out and I come back, and half of my shit is gone. Half of my shit is packed and put in a bag in the storeroom. And the other half of shit is still scattered out throughout shit is packed and put in a bag in the storeroom and the other half shit is is still scattered out throughout where the the area that i live okay so meanwhile uh uh the the bag that was in one of the bags that was in the storage room had a few groceries in it okay so george my my fiancee yeah okay lives clear across the prison in another unit. Okay. Okay, so last night I just took that bag of groceries out of the storeroom when the guard gave it to me,

and I gave it to him so he would have something to eat. Yeah. Well, on the way over there, I guess another guard searches the bag, and there's supposedly a tattoo needle inside the bag. Okay. Okay, where the hell did that come from? Who knows, okay? But anyway, he just got in trouble for having a tattoo needle that he didn't even have, neither one of us had to start with. Okay? But if they would, instead of letting inmates pack your shit,

or the guard do his job and pack it, you know, because the guards are the ones who are supposed to inventory, not fucking inmates. Right. Somebody would know how that tattoo needle got in that bag of groceries. Because I didn't bother unpacking that bag of groceries. Hell, I thought it was just a... This call is from a federal prison.

And everything else. So, yeah, no. So he got called down to the lieutenant's office this morning and is in trouble for a tattoo needle. Wow. That nobody can answer for. I just asked the two people that packed my locker, where the fuck did you get a tattoo needle. Wow. That nobody can answer for. I just asked the two people that packed my locker, where the fuck did you get a tattoo needle?

Oh, I don't know. There ain't no tattoo needle in there when we packed it. Well, there supposedly was when the guards searched it. It's just crazy. The system in here is just as fucked up as the system out there. So you went to tell the people, the powers that be that you you said you went to tell the powers that be you didn't have your medication and to complain about that and as a result they just immediately put you in isolation right right okay then when we called to

ask for a lieutenant okay uh so we can complain about being locked up and no medicine. Yeah. Okay, the lieutenant comes over there with about four or five new employees and shows his ass, okay? Well, and I asked, why are we locked up? And he said, because we're locking up the fucking source. And I said, what do you mean the source? I said, this other man has laid there for seven months with scabies and you've done nothing for him. I said, so who's the source? He says, well,

put it in writing so it's in black and white if you want a bitch. I said, well, can I have a cop out? And then he looks at me and he says, well, what do you think? I have a printer up my ass? This is how they treat you in here, man. Man, that's crazy, man. It's crazy. Yeah, I would be very upset about that. Very pissed off. It's complete bullshit. So what determines the length, the number of days that you

end up staying there? I was in there four days. Yeah, what determines that? How do they make that number up? Okay, well, the disease lady come around and looked and i only had three spots on me okay three bites i got you that we're in the process of going away right so she was like okay well the bop protocol is you're not even supposed to be put in isolation anymore you're and they're not even supposed to take your commissary, your groceries away from you.

They're only supposed to take your clothes and your sheets and your bedding and quarantine them for seven days because apparently this scabie can't live off of its host for seven days while you get your medicine. They're not even supposed to quarantine you. But it was more punishment than it was anything. Yeah, it sounds like it, especially if you don't get to take your stuff, your groceries, anything else. I mean, you know, if you're supposed to. You know, screw the neglect of I could have had a seizure back there

because they didn't give me my seizure medicine for four days. And then they lock you in a dirty a dirty little six by twelve foot room uh and nothing okay we didn't have a wash rag to to wash our face with we we until we raised hell on the third day we didn't have a toothbrush no soap nothing nothing nothing and that Yeah, that's cruel and inhumane. Yeah, well, until somebody out there starts bitching about what goes on in here, that's why I want to testify in front of Congress. Well, I don't blame you. I would want to testify too. When I make it out of here, if I make it out of here,

that's my first goal is to testify in front of Congress. Just how screwed up this whole system is. make it out of here i that's my first goal is to testify in front of congress well just how screwed up this whole system is yes i'm pissed because i hate being accused of something that i didn't do well sure because i'm a grown-ass man and i've admitted to everything i've ever done wrong in here every time i've got caught with a cell phone i was the first one to say yep it's mine i fucked up okay but but don't be accusing accusing somebody of a tattoo needle in a bag that we didn't pack. Now it makes sense. So speaking of getting out, what's the latest on the saga of getting things heard, getting attention to it?

What is new? According to the emails I get, hell, I stay in the news every eight hours. You know, whether it's President Biden or Don Jr. or President Trump or one of his, you know, Matt Gaetz. This call is from a federal prison. Today I'm fixing to sit down and type a letter, two letters actually, one to Trump and Biden because I now have a clemency number, the application number. Okay. And I'm going to get my social media team on really pushing pictures out there on social media saying President Biden, President Trump signed clemency number so-and-so, so-and-so. Okay.

Okay. Make sure they get that to us so we can share it for you. Okay. Okay. Make sure they get that to us so we can share it for you. Okay. And then, um, I'm going to type a letter to governor Stitt, uh, in Oklahoma, uh, because you know, the evidence that you've seen where they admit that they were going to, they were, they were going to kill me to start with. They actually had a plot to kill me. Okay. That was while I was running for governor. had a plot to kill me. Yeah.

Okay. That was while I was running for governor. So I want to know why they've never opened up an OSBI investigation in Oklahoma and filed charges for conspiracy to kill a gubernatorial candidate. Yeah, no, that's a good question. Why hasn't that been done? Exactly. So I'm going to type a letter to Governor Stitt today, and then I'm going to type a letter about the clemency thing to Biden and Trump.

So those should be going out in the next couple of days, and I'll put a note in the email form to be sure and send those to you. Okay, yeah, please do that. I would love to be able to share that out and make sure that we get it to as many people as we're able to also. Well, tell me something good. What are you guys working on for you and George for the holidays? Anything? Nothing. I'm still trying to get my people out there to just raise enough money we can buy some groceries.

Okay. Well, I know that we had a couple folks who were giving, I don't know how much they've donated, but I will send that back out again and see if we can really ramp that up for you. Yeah, last time I got an email, there was only $65 donated. Okay, all right. Well, we will push that out there and see if we can get that on up to the amount that you had and then some. see if we can get that on up to the amount that you had and then some. And I'm sure that, you know, especially given this recent thing where you're four days in the hole for nothing. Well, I mean, and then they steal everything that you had to start with.

So it's like you've got to start over every time they do this to you because the guards don't do their own job and pack the shit like they're supposed to. They let inmates do it. So the inmates just run wild. Yeah, they just pilfer you. Yeah. Yeah, and what are you going to do? Nothing?

You know, what do they say? Welcome to prison. Right. No, no. And nobody wants to give sympathy for that, right? I mean, but, you know, we've talked about this many times on our program. You know, the problem that I've always had is that, look, if you do a crime and you do your time and you get out,

you should be a blank canvas. You know, you shouldn't have an anchor around your neck. But just on the same token, if you're an inmate and you're doing your time, you know, it shouldn't be. You're just a piece of shit to these people. Right. You shouldn't lose all those kind of shit to these people right you shouldn't lose all all those kind of things that should not happen to you you know it's not conducive to rehabilitating

someone to begin with you know not saying that you do or don't need i'm saying that you know it's not a good formula it's insane yeah well it's it's like it's no different than it should be double jeopardy. You do the crime, you do your time, and you get out. And if you do anything else, they come back and they get you for a career criminal, so you're going to get punished for the first one again. Right, right, no doubt. Now, let me ask this. I mean, do you have other guards in there who are, you know, not assholes and are sympathetic

and who are, you know, doing all they can to make sure it's better? Or do you think they're just all? Okay, well, there's a few here that aren't assholes, but they're all here just for the paycheck. Yeah, yeah. There's nothing about better here, okay? And I've been to Tallahassee prison. I've been to Atlanta prison. Yeah. So there's nothing, there's nothing about better here. Okay. There's nothing. And I've been, I've been to Tallahassee prison.

I've been to Atlanta prison. I've been to Butner prison. I've been here and I've been to three County holdovers and I've been to the Oklahoma city airport federal holdover. Okay. Nobody gives a fuck. Okay. They, they just don't. Now.

So let me ask this when, where you're at, do they offer, you know, classes, courses, different things that, you know, might be beneficial to people who are there or entertain them? Well, you know, I've taken 16 classes so far. Oh, have you? Okay. Yeah, and I average two a month, you know. Really? Yeah.

That's cool. And there is classes to take here you know and I'm taking Spanish class so I can I can communicate better with with George and other people because I want to be able to I want to be able to be bilingual when I get out of here but it's not about bettering yourself okay yeah it's just like I tried to do the right thing and file for an application to get married the right way yeah you know and I've said this on the phone before and I kind of got scolded for it but you know it's just you know instead of doing what I refuse to be company I refuse to become

one of these people and instead of doing whatever one else does and just screwing in the shower at night, I tried to file an application and get married and do it properly, you know. And that wasn't even about having sex. It was about being able to keep him in America and become an American citizen and, you know, get out of prison and say, look, you know, I got married in prison and we're starting a new life and we are bettering ourselves. But hell no, it was all about punishing you for opening your mouth. Yeah, no, no doubt.

Now, as far as that, the wedding goes, assuming that, you know, you can do that. It's off for now. Oh, it is? Yeah, because we can't get married. I mean, the lawyers are working on proxy marriage, but I'm not even going to discuss that on this phone. No, I understand that. But this thing's fixing to hang up on us, Patrick.

Okay, all right. We'll talk to you next Tuesday. I'll talk to you next Tuesday. All right, we'll get the word out. Wow, that's pretty wild, huh? That's crazy. Yeah. I mean, what a wild interview there.

I mean, just thinking about that kind of life, man. I mean, that's tough right there. And then a hole for four days. That'd suck. Yeah. Come along with the thoughts. Must be crazy. No, I imagine so.

Yeah, no. And, you know, I don't know what the deal with the tattoo needle is but i mean look i've i've seen shawshank redemption i've seen plenty of prison movies i mean i don't know i mean is it possible that he got uh set up on that maybe i don't know uh but i know that if you look at the evidence uh clearly his case needs to be looked at again. So I encourage everybody to go to JoeExotic.com, JoeExoticOfficial.com and take a look at that. Let's move on, shall we? Kente, Hak Tua, and Trade Wives.

Pornhub is pulling back the covers on its top searches of 2024. They do this every year. uh the company released the data on tuesday and reeled that hentai is the most searched word on the planet uh as far as your adult entertainment goes uh that is ahead of milf lesbian and backdoor. I most of the time combine the words. You like to put more than one search term in. Yeah, no, I get it. I'm surprised. I guess I shouldn't be, but if you don't know,

hentai is like an anime version of porn. It's a cartoon. It's a cartoon. So, I mean, that's the number one thing people are looking for is naked cartoon that's about right are the people that are looking for it are doing it in like massive numbers there's no way apparently they are yeah no i mean looking at this on the list for most search terms yeah of 2024 i mean that's wild to think about i mean uh you remember that really really liked bugs buddy

well that movie heavy metal back in the 80s. Oh, yeah. And all the guys were like, oh, she's hot. She's a cartoon. Yeah, but it was different then because we had never seen anything like that in a movie. Right, but I mean, my husband would still talk about that. Well, because it was a moment in time. Kind of like Jessica Rabbit.

Yeah. Yeah, it was just a moment in time. We'd go all the way for Jessica Rabbit. You know, nobody'd ever seen giant cartoonish boobs like that and it was like wow this is the best thing ever you know but yeah i get your point i mean i can see why you're like well that's no big deal and it's not now but in that moment i'm just saying that's relates to the anime thing it like, ooh, cartoon boobs or whatever. Maybe so, but... I mean, here's my question.

Maybe the drawing of it is like, ooh, this is really artistic quality. And they do involve sometimes fictional creatures and octopi and you know, yes, a lot of dragon love, a lot of squid love, a lot of things like that. It's a wide range.

Yeah, but my question is seem well knowledged in this specific section i can't probably just say it i'm well read i'm well read um my question is are you watching that for fun to laugh for entertainment are you really watching that with the purpose of doing something? Because I'm like, there's no way on a cartoon that I'm getting from A to Z. Yeah. I don't know. Maybe it's me. I don't know.

If you're watching any of the game just to watch it, it's crazy, though. If you're just watching anything just for enjoyment at that category, that's crazy. That is kind of crazy. I like the plot. Yeah, I watch it for the plot. I love pizza guys. That say like porn is really interesting for three or four minutes and then it's not well that's what i always felt man i'm like you know i i never understood making a full-length movie i'm like if you make a clip over five minutes what are you doing i mean i don't know how long does it take you i mean maybe

some folks take a while buying a car or whatever to know that you're buying a car or whatever. Yeah. Get to it. Save all the dialogue. I don't need to see the husband come home and make dinner afterwards. No, I definitely wouldn't. So it appears Americans aren't alone in being aroused by the kinky cartoon category, which was the most searched term in Brazil and Ukraine as well.

I guess they want to get fantasy in Ukraine. Yeah, Ukraine. They was like, hey, we got a couple more days left. Let's go ahead and just as well. I guess they want to get fantasy in Ukraine. Yeah, Ukraine, they was like, hey, we got a couple more days left. Let's go ahead and just get weird. Let's get weird. Wasn't that because the Chinese soldiers were given internet access? Oh, that is true. That is true. That's a good point.

They had soldiers over there, the Chinese soldiers, who never before had access to porn. Yeah. And they said all of them were just obsessed with watching porn. soldiers over there the the chinese soldiers who'd never before had access to porn yeah and they said all of them were just obsessed with watching porn the war is over to them welcome welcome to the real world son uh milf meanwhile was the most popular search in a host of other nations including uk canada and spain uh elsewhere pornhub noticed a surge in searches for trad wives uh that's short for traditional wife uh such women normally i guess according to this submissive and aim to cater to their husband uh the rise in that has coincided with an uptick in interest in anything pertaining to demure

which also surged in the wake of another viral TikTok about being demure. So that's made its way to porn, too. Meanwhile, searches for modesty increased 77%. The term modest milf was up 45%. I don't even know. Is that like a new term for soccer mom or something? I guess so. I don't know, but I'll find out.

Sounds like a name of a band. Modest milf. Yeah, it does. It would be a great band name, Modest Milf. How about the most searched porn stars? If you know these names, what's going on in your world? I'm about to yell out some guesses. Then I'll stop.

We know. Okay, go ahead. Throw one out. Not on this side. Okay, all right. Angela White is number one. okay all right angela white is number one uh abella danger violet myers lana roads eva elfie alex adams johnny sins that's the first dude i assume that's a guy i shouldn't assume should i riley reed lexi luna mia malkova emily willis Blonde. Those are the top ones right there. Bridget the Midget's not on there?

Bridget the Midget. Let me look. No, she did not make the list down here. I don't see her. I do see Kendra Lust, whoever that is. Hawk Tua, you know about that from the Hawk Tua girl, right? That phrase has jumped into porn all over the place. By the way, Angela White white if you're wondering uh the most searched porn star is australian oh she gets down under

i don't know would that be critical to your porn you like break dancing porn that's her that's her search history yeah no uh gay porn star dom king was uh searched by women 468 percent more than men well that's interesting i mean you don't say and what women are going to look up a gay porn star more than guys are going to look up a gay porn star you you think that's evident that's obvious yeah i disagree no i'm kind of like wow but you know yeah i mean i don't know i mean that do thing is that is that a thing for girls they like the dudes for her well i mean i could see that because guys like i mean look there's literally not a man on the planet who's not lying, who will say, oh, no, I don't like lesbians. Right.

That's terrible. That's a lie. That's a damn lie. I think it would be a feather in the cap for women to be like, you know, hey, he was gay, and then he met me. See, now I know that gay guys, for a gay guy, it's like a unicorn to turn a straight guy, right? Right.

Yeah. I mean, that's the same thing. So you think it's the same way? I would. I mean, yeah, maybe. Well, it's, you know, 468% more. I guess that's a big number. Is that something that I mean, I'm not a girl.

I don't know. Is that something that two girls that you've heard about through your life, which is, oh, I bet I could make that dude straight? No. See, I wouldn't think I'd hear that either. But guys have. Oh, no, guys will say, I bet I can make her straight. Yeah, and she just hasn't been with me yet. Every guy thinks that.

Every guy thinks that. Every guy's Brad Pitt in his head. Every guy is going to. He's got the magic in his pocket that's going to change her, and she's going to go, no, I don't like boobs anymore. However, like my hairstylist is gay, and he is absolutely gorgeous. But I don't think about him like that. But there might be people that go, oh, too bad he's gay.

Right. And that's said a lot. Not too bad because there's nothing wrong with it. No, too bad because you lost out. That team lost. And then a guy who was in PT school is gorgeous also, a beautiful man, but we don't fantasize, that I know of.

Okay, all right. I wonder if... If you could look up his penis, which... No. Not me. Someone else would, I'm sure. Yeah, that's... Is that something...

I didn't even think... Is that something that you do? You look those up to see what they're about? Is that the big thing? What? I guess if you're Googling the porn star, that's what it is. There's got to be some reason why they're searching this specific. You mean about why women are?

I get it. Like why women are searching it or anybody? No, why women are searching it. Women are dogs like that. They would do that. That's what i'm saying like there's obviously some reason that like he might be like that's the reason he's a star right what his name pete holmes is that the guy oh pete holmes is that the guy the guy the john holmes you're thinking john holmes is an actor and comedian yeah he plays uh bad man bad man yeah yeah he's funny uh scoot you in a little bit uh marley you're you're and uh you too yeah there you go okay um i know this uh and i don't remember what uh i think it was it was chris rock now that i think about it uh one of my favorite bits uh that he did he talked

about the difference in men and women and he was talking about if you were you know if you're a guy and your buddy has a girl you know a wife or whatever and you think she about if you're a guy and your buddy has a girl, a wife or whatever, and you think she's amazing, you're like, man, I want a girl just like that. He said that's not how women think. He said if a woman has a guy and another woman says, she goes, I want that guy. They're much more brutal.

Yeah, I'm going to steal that from you. Yeah. Agreed. Yeah. I'm a steal that from you. Yeah. Yeah. Agreed. Yeah. Yeah. No, it's,

it's, I'll be honest with you when I was in management, um, and I managed sales teams for 20 years and, and I, I hate to say this, but it's just true. The most challenging sales team I ever managed was an all female sales team.

Yeah. Not because it was difficult just in general to manage. They couldn't do the job but it's because no one uh dislikes women more than other women they are the most backbiting uh scheming uh group when it came to my sales and i will say too with my all-girl clinic we do not allow it don't allow what there's no backbiting oh none of that where everybody gets along you better or you're gone susan briggs says women are snakes well they can be i mean i'm sure guys are dogs too i mean we know that you were saying earlier about the

you know the difference in in guys and women so what you're saying is the bro code is is a bit stronger than the hoe code it is a little bit yeah no i think it definitely is stronger i i think definitely on the hoe well anything is contextual you're right you're right as a dude like um i often hear like the stories like from women about all their girlfriend and i love how i always hear the story like all the tea that goes on with them and then like when all together how their best friends oh i love that yeah that's true yeah no you're right that makes me happy just knowing like you just said you hated her two hours ago. We don't hate her, hate her. We just hate her.

Yeah. It'd be dead. Exactly. Yeah, no, there's a different kind of trash talk that happens with women than men. Like, you know, guys, the difference, and this I'm sure is over covered, but, you know, I've literally had when i was younger a kid at fistfights with people who a week later were friends again well that was yeah and the fight's done we move on we don't we probably never talk about it again and boom

that's the that's it y'all are best friends women uh they'll say one sideways thing to someone at work and they hate that bitch forever susan is dead to her you know and and it gets real ruthless you know you better not ever talk to susan if you talk to susan and you're my friend you're not my friend anymore to me you and everyone else that's the way women work guys are like oh man we scrapped once we're cool i. I mean, shit, that was years ago. Women should get in more fights. I agree with that. I mean, honestly, get some aggression because the cattiness, just punch them in the face and go on.

Just get it over with. Get it over with. There is some value to toxic masculinity. It does free up some aggression. Yeah, I agree. I might go to work tomorrow and smack somebody. Is Marla going to have to smack a bitch?

Dr. Marla's coming for Maya All women, take that to heart Tomorrow, go to work, smack someone Every single woman Why push it off till tomorrow? Do what you can do today Make a bitch Thursday

Look, there's a bitch sitting down there, a few cubes down. You know who she is. Get up right now. Take your headset off. Walk up there and just smack her. You know you hate your shoes. And the people, bitch.

Right. That's what you tell HR. Why did I do it? Because Patrick and the people told me. Yeah, they told me. And you know what? HR is going to go, hey, you're good. Go back to work.

Yeah, you're not even going home. They'll send the other lady home with the red mark on her face. Yeah. And leave your shoes, bitch. We want them. And your purse. You're not getting that one, I'm sure. All right.

Let's move on and do something really crazy here. Oh, no, I'm not doing that. Hold on. We're going to play with dog toys? No, we're going to hook up XFL Gym, man. Oh. Yeah, dude, listen, back for more. Yeah, if you don't know

who XFL Jim is, we launched last week his first segment for us. He has been a viral guy for some time. He's had many, many videos. He's involved with UFL. He's highly involved in that, which is former XFL.

And then he loves all football so what he does is he just goes through the games of the week you know lays out his prognostications but he does it in in a very different kind of way so um this may be the weirdest thing you ever see in your life but it's also it's that good it's it's it's really it's pretty crazy good i'm going to be honest with you so uh let's uh let's roll out a little XFL Jim for your life today. Get your sports on. Hello, folks. XFL Jim here to give you the weekly roundup.

Today, we're going to get down with it sensual style. We, of course, begin with college football. We have many conference championship games over the weekend, and it was very exciting, first of all. I just need to get that out of the way. The playoffs are set. The bowl games are set. But let's start by looking backwards.

Ohio, the Bobcats, finally get a MAAC win over Miami. It was a great game. Not really. A bunch of the conference games were actually super bloods. Ohio dominated. Shout out to Timothy Chalamet for calling that one. Jacksonville State over Western Kentucky. More domination.

Rich Rod is looking vintage. Vintage Rich Rod here. Marshall dominating over Louisiana, over the Cajuns. Thundering her. Let's go hurt. The Marshalls is in such a weird position where their coach is doing – they just won the conference, and they're still probably going to fire their coach.

Like, they still don't want him there. The brass, I guess. The players obviously still want him, but it's a weird situation in Marshall. Army over Tulane. Great season for Army, 11-1. They got Navy coming up. It's going to be one of the biggest Army-Navy games I can remember. UNLV loses.

They fall to Boise State for a second time. Boise State cements themselves into the playoffs with that win. It's like getting that dub, winning the Mountain West. Arizona State takes down Iowa State, a game for a good chunk of it. But Kenny Dillingham and the Sun Devils turn it on. The moment was too big down Iowa State. A game for a good chunk of it. But Kenny Dillingham and the Sun Devils turn it on. The moment was too big for Iowa State. That's what it felt like in the second half. The moment was just way too big for them.

Clemson gets it done over SMU. SMU came back to make it a game. But Clemson came out with a big plan. Shout out Cade Clubnet. He looked like a legit quarterback here. And hey, ACC, Georgia over Texas. Georgia just, they win the SEC championship games when it's not Alabama. This is just a thing that happens consistently all the time.

And Texas, now, against the only ranked opponent on their schedule, has lost both times. That is zero ranked wins for Texas. And then finally, Penn State, Oregon. The Ducks get it done. Penn State, it was a loss. It was a loss. But this is still James Franklin's, I think, best coaching in a loss that I have seen from James Franklin. And there's been plenty of times.

Plenty of times I've seen it happen. Now, as we look forward, we have the from James Franklin. There's been plenty of times, plenty of times I've seen it happen. Now, as we look forward, we have the playoffs before us. We have going from 1 to 12. We have Oregon, Georgia, Boise State, Arizona State, Texas, Penn State, Notre Dame, Ohio State, Tennessee, Indiana, SMU, and Clemson. Those are your playoffs. I'm going to kick it over to Wizard Jim to give you the Garages playoff prediction. 100% accurate, I hear.

Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho. Hello, Exit Village. Tis I, Wizard Jim, master of all, mystical, magical, magnificent. And I am here to look beyond what you see. Looking to the future of what you and me and give you the college football playoff. Beginning, of course, as I look into the heart, Clemson and Texas, two teams that many say do not deserve to be in the spot that they are. I have Texas overcoming the Tigers of Clemson.

SMU to Penn State now. Oh, I see before me, do I see it? I see SMU falling in the cold. A sad day. Indiana and Notre Dame. It only makes sense for the true team of Indiana, the Hoosiers, to get a win over the fighting Irish. Oh, this one. Tennessee at Ohio State.

This, oh, oh. It pains me. But Ohio State will be victorious. And to the second round, I have Arizona State and Texas. The Sun Devils, the Sun Devils will do it. They will defeat the Longhorns of Texas and claim their spot in the semifinals. Boise State and Penn State. It hurts, it hurts, but as good as he is, Aston Jenty will fall to the Nittany Lions and Penn State will move forward. Georgia, Indiana. I see before me a bulldog. A a duck call calls to me. Oregon for the win. Oregon-Arizona State, a packed bell matchup in the second finals. What we've all wished for. Oregon will get the win and Penn State-Georgia, this is finally where the Nittany Lions fall.

Georgia-Oregon is your national championship game and the Pac-12 laughs in the face of danger as Oregon wins one for America. I have seen it in the storms, in the void, everywhere and nowhere. The Oregon Ducks are your 2024 to 2025 National Champions. Back to you, XFL Jim. What's up? A few other bowl games to be National Champions. Back to you, XFLGAM. What's up? A few other bowl games to be excited about. We have the Duke's Mayo Bowl, Minnesota versus Virginia Tech. I'm mostly excited to see the potential of P.J. Fleck getting dumped in mayonnaise. I think as far as coaches getting dumped in mayonnaise go,

P.J. Fleck is probably in my top four. We also have the Texas Bowl, Baylor versus LSU, all offense, no defense. Depending on opt-outs, especially for LSU, but it should still be fun no matter what. Also, you'll probably get to see a mad Brian Kelly. And number three,

the Reliant Quest Bowl, Michigan versus Bama. You talk about opt-outs. Talk about the opt-out bowl. This is what you're going to see. Michigan will have barely anybody out there. Alabama will barely have anyone out there. It's going to be sloppy. It's going to be gross. It's going to be grimy, but those are three bowls that I am very excited to see, and you know, Pinstripe Bowl, just because I'm a Nebraska guy. But it'll be fun. I've never played Boston College before.

It'll be fun. Bowl season is always a great time. I will never understand people saying there's too many bowls. More football, just give it to me. I will consume it. Syrup, the lifeblood of Canadian soil. It's what gives us our strong, beautiful, flowing chest hair. What keeps our women pure. What keeps our men driven as the snow!

This syrup is a beautiful thing. You can pour it on anything steaks pancakes waffles toast your feet and much much more it is the beauty of the maple tree our tree canada's tree that gives us this beautiful wonderful liquid. Moving on to the National Football League, we take a look back at week 14. The playoffs are kind of getting set in stone as we speak. Congratulations to the Chiefs, Bills, Eagles, and Lions for locking it up. We start off with the Dolphins and the Jets. Sunday morning, it was a thriller.

Dolphins were kind of playing around here, but this is the best game we've seen from Aaron Rodgers so far this season. It was electric. It did go to overtime, but it somehow still felt like the Dolphins were doing almost anything they wanted. Vikings, they don Kirk Cousins. They bend the man over. They take him to pound town and they don't let up.

Sam Darnold and the Vikings, they are announcing that people are forgetting about this team. They're legit. They are a contender. There's so many people out there still waiting for Sam Donald to turn back into a pumpkin. I don't know if it's going to happen. I legitimately do not know. Rams-Bills shootout, 44-42.

The Rams get it done. This was such beautiful football. Josh Allen, just an amazing sight to behold. I can only imagine the hog on that guy. It was just glorious. Three rushing touchdowns, three passing touchdowns, and an L for the Bills. Crazy factor. Block punt.

This game had it all. And also a super boneheaded decision by Doug McDermott at the end to like do a tush push with a minute. I don't know, man. I really don't know how he's, he's, he is squandering the immense talent that is Josh out. And that alone should be a fireable offense to me. Okay. So the playoff picture as it stands, we have, as I said,

the chiefs and bills locked in the AFC, the Lions and Eagles in the NFC. Now, as we talk about in the hunt, I'm going to go through some percentages for you. So if you like numbers, stay tuned. The Steelers 99%, Texans 96%, Ravens 97%, Chargers 89%, the Broncos 77%. It sounds like the AFC is basically locked up. Yeah, the Dolphins are still technically in there, but I just don't see any one of these teams not getting in. For the NFC, it's a little bit shakier, but not much. You have the Seahawks at 65%, the Bucks at 71, Vikings at 99, the Packers at 96, the Commanders at 80%. Now there's some room in there for a team like maybe the Rams can get back into it. It feels like the Cardinals are basically out of it. Obviously, I don't think anyone else from the NFC South is getting in. It's a little bit more up in the air, but this is kind of what I see

going forward for the Super Bowl. And if you're asking me right now, if you're asking me right now, I think the Chiefs magic some voodoo shit, get in there, and they win. I think the Chiefs get the three-peat. I don't know how. We saw it in the Chargers game. They doinked a ball for a game winner. Who does that besides the Kansas City Chiefs? That happens to nobody else. Who does that? Besides the Kansas City Chiefs. That happens to nobody else. Nobody.

Okay? So, as I look forward, as I look forward, I have a couple bets. I know that you know. I'm a degenerate. So, my bet's going forward. I have the Dolphins on the money line

versus the Texans. Texans, backs against the wall. They're basically locked in here. Dolphins really backs against the wall. They need to keep winning. They need some other things to happen too, but they need to keep winning. They're feisty and they're also trying to crush narratives. Texans winning record, good team, playoff team. Can the Dolphins beat them? I got the Dolphins on the money line at plus 130. Bills, Lions, over 53 and a half. The way this Lions defense is, I do not care.

I flat out do not care. There's going to be points. They will be able to score with the Bills, and the Bills will be able to score on the Lions. Maybe a redemption tour. Maybe you take the Bills, but either way, I like a lot of points in this one. It's Steelers plus five versus the Eagles. The battle of Pennsylvania. I'm going to be taking the Steelers

plus the five. I don't know if they get the win, but Mike Tomlin as a dog is too good of a lollipop for me to pass off a couple of licks. Also, I'm taking the Seahawks money line versus the Packers. Just some fuck shit happens in that game. So once again, Dolphins money line, Bills Lions over 53 and a half, Steelers plus five, Seahawks money line. Other fun games just in general just to watch even if you're not a better. Watch Bills Lions. That is must-see TV. Steelers and Eagles also must-see TV. These teams are on a collision course. They're both playing great. The defense for the Steelers can maybe muck some things up and uh shake some things so watch out for that one and the Packers at Seahawks just like I said earlier fuck shit now I want to leave you with this at the end of the show

for me to you from my mouth to your supple beautiful ears I implore you this weekend, there is two college football games on Saturday. We have Army, Navy, and we have some bowl game. It really doesn't matter. I don't care. But there is also some beautiful Japanese football. The X League Rice Bowl tournament is ongoing. We are in the semifinals at the moment. We have the Obik Seagulls versus the Panasonic Impulse and Sekisu versus Fujitsu. If you have to watch one, tune in Friday evening, central time, midnight, OBIC versus Panasonic. That is the game. If you don't know X League, if you don't know Japanese football, these two teams are historic. They're basically in that upper tier.

So even in the main league of the X League Super, these teams are above the rest. It's really just Fujitsu, Ovec, and Panasonic, and then everyone else. So this will be a fantastic matchup. I'll be live streaming it on twitch.tv. Make sure you tune in and just tell me that Patrick sent you. And I might do a little something for you. You know? I'm friends.

I'm friend. Well, there you go. That was XFLGym right there. Yeah, no, I think that's a great look to have, don't you? Absolutely, man. It's the new style. No, no, I think that's a great look to have, don't you? Absolutely, man. It's the new style. No, no, I definitely want to rock that. No, I like your fur coat right there.

That looks good on you, man, yeah. How about that chest, ladies? Jim doesn't got nothing on that, does he? Hold on, watch this. Whoa! I want people to decide at home which chest is the best right now. As a man with no chest hair, I'm jealous. I just want y'all to know I wanted to do that. There's no doubt which one of these is the best. Just look man with no chest there i'm jealous there's there's i just want y'all to know i wanted to do that which one of these is look at those dime-sized

nips right there i mean my tips are already coming in man i see that i see that i have a two dollar bill and somehow you have 43 dollars i'm not sure how that worked out that two dollar bill might be worth like a thousand dollars you never know it could be a rare two dollar bill that's right money you have dime-sized nips so that dollar bill that's right any money you have dime size nips you know that's right that's right i keep them right and tight i don't have those giant saucer shaped nipples i'm trying not to look to the left i gotta move my i gotta look here at the comments and stuff why do you need to look at the comments are you feeling flustered over there a little bit if i look to the left or look straight i know it's it's the jacket isn't

it that's what's making it hard for you i know it does look sexy with the blazer it's hard not to stare i'll say that that's right i think we gotta we'll open it up to the comments comment which one has the better chest well you know who has the better chest come on man why are you even trying to do that is it well i i can't judge that uh it says uh christ said, good morning, everyone. Morning. Let's see what else is going on. Oh, look at that. I don't know what they're saying here.

Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Amanda Parker said, good morning, beautiful lady. To you. Hi. That was to Rich. To me. Good morning.

Sorry, man. I shouldn't have done that to you. All right. Let's, uh, let's move on here. So when you're entering into a new romantic relationship, uh, it says there are always adjustments to be made. No matter how compatible you seem with your new partner, you find yourself adjusting to new rhythms and new routines. So most annoyingly, you might compare your domestic life to those of your other coupled friends. sometimes you might discover that certain elements of your relationship appear to be unique for better or for worse so reddit reddit was curious to learn about people's relationships that they

consider to be every day but proved anything but not so it says the is, what did you think was completely normal in your relationship until somebody pointed out it was weird? Name something you think was completely normal in your relationship until somebody pointed out it was weird. So this one said

waking up... Yeah, that definitely is weird. Yeah, I didn't know that normal couples don't fart around each other no they don't wait what wait what yeah no they don't no they don't no they don't yeah come on before oh no y'all are all pants shitters with skid marks clearly you are if you're ripping it off in front of your man, I know you're skid marking them drawers. Dude, that's like the number you don't ever, you know, you don't ever. I've literally never cracked one in front of my wife.

No? Never. You don't, you know, crack one and pull the blankets up? No, hell no. Dutch oven or whatever? No, no. I think that's a 50-50. Now my daughter and her husband poop in front of each other.

No, that's a bridge to car. Yeah, that's a divorce. Like they know how much. If I walk past and the door's open and you're pooping, I'm breaking up with you. Yeah, divorce, yeah. They even sent me a picture because they knew I was like, that's disgusting of him proposing to her while she's sitting on the toilet.

Okay, yeah, that's a little too much. That's gross. They do love each other. The only person that should be familiar with my brand are my sons, who I've sent into the bathroom repeatedly because I left my phone in there, allegedly. So other than that, no one should know my brand. It's mine. I agree with the no pooping, but I'll poop.

Yeah. I won't do it anymore. All right, so let me just ask this. Do you just hike your leg and let it just fire off? No, but I'm not going to hold it in and make your tummy hurt. So what do you do? You just tell him, hey, there's a bomb incoming? What do you do?

No, I let him find out. I'm out of there. Surprise, honey. I'm like, that was the cat. Check my brand out. Wow. Okay. This one said, no matter what I was doing, where I was going, we were never apart.

So that's a little weird. Okay. Yeah. You don't have an independent, no independent life. Only. I feel like that's two codependent people. That's probably true. That's probably true.

Got a lot going on is what I figured. Yeah. Well, maybe. Yeah. Let's see i thought it was okay to get a few episodes ahead on netflix without my partner until a friend pointed out i was basically committing a relationship crime oh yeah that is true that's a serious crime no if it's a show you share and you go ahead no you're a pos oh yeah if i'm freer than you

that's so like it just happens she got to catch up on her own? She got to catch up with her kid. I don't mind if Jason watches ahead because I'm so busy. Sometimes I don't get home until 730 or 8. I can catch up. Oh, really? But he's like, no, I'll wait. But you don't share the experience that way, and that's what's important. But we do for so many other shows, so it doesn't matter.

Okay. All right, then. All right. How about this one? This one says, my last girlfriend and I were nudist in our house. Was that? I mean, our last one just moved out, so. Yeah, I mean, that's not necessarily weird.

I mean, you're very comfortable. Right. I mean, I'm not wearing bras in my house. I wouldn't call myself nudist. I just don't like pants. Right. Yeah, no, I get it. They just want a free ball.

Yeah. One time a friend was coming over to grab something from me while i was at work i don't think about my ex being home at the time and i didn't think to inform either the other might be there she was chilling on the couch naked watching tv and he came in without knocking just thinking nobody was home i could see where that everyone was chill about it. First of all, question one. Question one. How did you, why are you naked with the door unlocked? Right.

If I'm not going to have Pozon, I guarantee you the door is at least locked. Right. That's fair. Yeah, you're not just walking in and I'm sitting there, you know, junk out on the couch watching a little Jerry Springer or something. Yeah. No, that's not going to happen. There's some more to the story there.

Way more. That's a crime, I think. They were doing it. Yeah. Yeah. All right, how about this? There's still a prejudice when a couple doesn't share a bedroom. Let's say that one snores and the other doesn't.

Yeah. Real bad. Prejudice, though? Like they're... Well, I'm just saying some people think it's odd if a couple doesn't share the same bed at night i mean it's just different but that doesn't mean it's odd i mean what works for them yeah i'm not talking loud enough no no you're good no you're fine not at all i'm just listening oh you're doing fine thanks um i just don't think it's

i don't know my grandparents didn't share the bed. I don't know how they had seven kids. I mean, yeah. I mean, I know they shared the bed seven times. They made an appointment for that. I guess. Push the beds together. And my granddad had no problem with saying, it's because my grandma snored. He was just like, nah, she loud as shit.

Say what? Nah, I don't sleep in that room. I don't know. My grandmother, and listen, both of them lived to their 90s. But my grandfather, and he should have had a CPAP. I don't know how he made it to his 90s because he snored like literally it sounded like a freight train like you can hear it on the other side of the house yeah my grandmother slept next to him every night for 50 some years and i'm like i don't even understand how you sleep with a buzzsaw next to you it's kind of like when I live next to the railroad tracks. Oh, you just get used to it.

Yeah, you just don't hear it. I guess that's true. I mean, isn't there even like married couples that live in separate houses and whatever? I mean, that's a modern thing more recently, but I don't know. I mean, I guess that's a marriage. I guess. I don't know. I mean, it is

for them. I can't say I wouldn't be against it if I ever got married again. Well, what would be the point? If you're getting married and you're not living in the same house, why even get married? Just date. Tax break? Yeah, that's true. A tax break?

A tax break. That's the only thing I can think of. But it's still not a... Maybe if you had one house, it'd save you more money than the tax break. Yeah. Okay, so I'm not going to fall for the banana in the tailpipe on that one. It doesn't make sense. You're not going to fall for the banana in the tailpipe on that one it doesn't make sense you're not gonna fall for the banana in the tailpipe no i'm not uh let's see having

a to-go bag with meds clothes books toiletries cash important documents when my wife would get so mad at me i didn't feel safe so dude had a a go bag go a grab a go a go bag for saving his life and getting out it sounds like that relationship was already a problem. I was going to say, you got bigger problems to worry about. He doesn't feel safe from what? From his wife, I guess. Well, like, you know, it's going to get dicey and argumentative. You need to give him Bonnie's card.

Right? No, he does need it. He needs a lawyer. After 15 years of being married together, my ex and I developed a sort of language that caught some friends off guard we were at a party the small party gathered around the tv to watch the countdown as we were getting close to the moment wife was struggling with a strange remote so i opened my hand and made the sound meaning let me have that uh wife responded with

doot doot meaning f off i got this and uh everybody started laughing because they didn't know what was going on so they they that that is odd i guess but i i do think it's cute it's like the r2d2 of marriage is right now i figured it out honestly yeah but but i will say i think all couples have their own language in ways you know it just happens over time it's just something that happens where you know each other well enough you don't have to say full words or sentences or whatever it may be finish off each other's sentences oh no i didn't say that that's that's that's me um let's see uh always needed i always had a need uh to be with someone as i was growing up i had an unhealthy home.

Now I'm dealing with consequences from some 30 years later. But it was common to basically find whatever girlfriend I could and spend as much time as possible with them. Oh, this person is just talking about being codependent. That's just codependent, man. Yeah, that's codependent. In the beginning, you expect that. Of course, in the beginning, you want to spend all your time with that person. But, yeah, after, you know.

Yeah. How about this one? My husband and I don't fight ever. We have calm discussions. We find a resolution. We've been together 10 years. I can count on one hand how many fights we've had. I think they're headed for divorce.

Yeah. You're in a good mood. Oh, divorce. They're headed for divorce. Yeah, you can't be that good of a couple now. There's something wrong there. Well, they say it's healthy to fight. I'm real healthy.

I'm the healthiest guy you know. Jason and I fought the first, what, three, four years of our marriage, and then we went a long, long stretch of no fighting. Yeah, that's pretty good. We've been 32 years. 32 years. Yeah. Y'all were like high school. You were like school sweethearts weren't you yeah

we were yeah yeah because that's the only way you get to 32 years i mean you're you're adding from childhood in there so that's i know better than that um let's see uh what else um okay so is there anything that you think that uh you guys do uh in a couple situation that others might consider odd i mean i'm i'm not in a couple situations so you have been yeah i assume yeah yeah i don't know are you yeah okay then you've been in a couple situations yeah yeah yeah well we already know we already know you you guys are sniffing each other's farts. That's not odd. Yeah, no, that's what, yeah, you are. You're sniffing each other's brand going, mm, that's pretty good.

What'd you eat there? You're so wrong. Anything come to mind? No, not outside of like the front. I think the number one thing that I've, I think if anything in my relationship, people are, when they find out, like when I was doing radio and stand-up and all that with Laura, they're like, doesn't it bother you? I mean, you're together all the time.

And I'm like, no, we legitimately have fun together. Now, can we be apart? We are often. I was gone yesterday from 4 in the morning until I got home at 7. But when we are together, we hang out all the time we're best friends we pal around we do everything together and some people think that's weird you know I guess because some people have best friends I guess outside a relationship I mean yeah and I have good friends but nobody's a better friend my wife is to me right you know now everybody's

different and so i you know i'm not saying that that's right or wrong i'm just saying that's how it is for us i don't think there's anything wrong with wanting to do you know stuff with your partner and wanting to call in you have your own i mean during those times that you're gone for long periods of time are you having to you know check in every few hours or you know hey what's up or is it just you know you tell about your day when you get home well we check in with each other but not in a way that involves it's not because she's like where are you what are you doing right or i'm wondering how you're saying right well no it's just because it's like hey how's your day going yeah yeah you know i'll hit her up with hey what's

going on with your morning how you doing everything going good right you know you want to talk to your wife right but that's that's also foreplay and intimacy. Women like that. Yeah. I hadn't thought about it in that way. It's not why I do it. But, yeah, that's great. But, I mean, yeah.

There's a reason to do it. Yeah, no, it does reinforce it. It validates it. Showing concern? No, I mean, I do. But I'm genuinely just interested in what she's doing, what's going on with her. Is everything good? You know, can I do anything?

Can I bring anything home? Whatever it may be. I mean, I will admit that's been something that, like, I've had an issue with in previous releases, the talking, like, throughout the day or all day because, like, you want to know, you know, hey, what's going on? How's your day going? Blah, blah, blah. You'll find out when I get home.

If I've already done told you, if you've been there for the play-by-play of my day then when I get home at six o'clock there's nothing more to talk about and then you're complaining because I don't have anything to talk about. You were there with me my whole entire day. No that's I see that there's a little tension here for you. It's valid that's a pretty good no it is valid. You can have a mix of both. Don't tell her everything. Well, and I don't. But then if I don't answer, it's, you know, what were you doing? Why couldn't you answer?

You couldn't take five minutes out of your day. That's a her problem. That's a her problem. That is an issue. Yeah, that's insecurity. That's what that is. That's just insecurity. You put your shirt on so soon?

Well, you know, hey. Oh, you lost your money. Oh, man. Refunds.s yeah uh no that's just insecurity you know you know it's either a young relationship or it's a toxic relationship and i don't mean that to be no no i'm just telling you the truth that you know if you if your girl or your guy your significant other is checking you going why didn didn't you, you know, I text you, why didn't you text back in five minutes? Well, that's ridiculous. You know, now if you have, maybe if you had a past of cheating in your relationship, people do get insecure like that,

but otherwise that that's wrong. I mean, that's just codependency. It's, it's, and it's manipulation and control. And I i don't i don't care for that very much i'm just being honest man yeah no i i'm serious businessman and it's i can't live that way you know if if everybody's suspicious all the time i mean i think other than trust i mean a love and attraction trust is probably the most important if they don't trust you actually trust and respect those are the two yeah if those two things are not happening it's a problem for you you know and it's going to be a problem that's not going to result well in the long run you know so get rid of that stuff um all right let's uh move on to this got on here uh go ahead comments there

crystal ann says she's never farted in front of her husband and they've been together for six years yeah that's because she's a reasonable human right little doggy says not living with your wife is bs it's not a marriage just if they want to move out just accept that it's over yeah that's how i would feel about it yes yeah yeah yeah i would feel that way that's about a susan briggs said 28, but I'm not sure. 28 years. Oh, okay. Yeah. Gotcha.

Yeah. Who else is on there talking? That's about it. Tammy Strickland says, good morning. You know, that's Jimmy Buffay's mom. So she's popping in to say hey to you. Yeah. Hey there, Tammy.

How are you? I'm sorry. I just want, I'm going to keep telling you I'm sorry every time I see you or talk to you about what's about to happen to your son, it's going to be really what he's going to do to your boy. I'm going to, I'm going to hurt him. Saturday, Saturday, Saturday. Okay.

I just want you to know that. I love you though. I really do. All right, let's do this. Shall we? Listen up now, I'll tell you a story Without a doubt, it's kind of gory It's the worst news you could ever hear Things just like this make you fear

Lying lunched on a dumb guy's knee Or a big hard fuck drowning somebody why are you laughing why are you laughing this ain't funny it's generally not funny but if you're if you laugh you're going to hell that's all um a california woman was shot and killed by her two-year-old toddler leading to the arrest of her boyfriend. Man, these gang members were starting early. Got to start. Justina Mina, 22, died Friday after police were called to an apartment in Fresno where she had been shot once in the upper body while in bed,

according to Paul Cervantes, the lieutenant. Said it was a tragedy that was preventable. The firearm was stored in a location where the toddler accessed it, and then at some point in time, while handling the weapon, he was able to manipulate the trigger. Her boyfriend told investigators he was responsible

for the toddler finding the 9mm. She had another child, an 8-month-old infant. So he's been booked in jail on charges of child endangerment and criminal storage of a firearm both felonies but yeah that's look if you're gonna have one out i mean at least put a guard or something on it i mean don't don't leave it around kids like that i mean that's what happens yeah yeah two-year-olds are crazy yeah i mean but in in fairness to him

he'll probably be a badass oh yeah i mean he can already handle a nine so i mean he's a toddler that's that's a good sign for him does he get like a tear tattoo yeah that that does they do they go to toddler tears yeah no no that's that's right he gonna be rolling around on that big wheel yeah big rim, bitch. Give me that toy. No, it's not. It's definitely not. That's the name of the bit. That's right. This shit ain't funny.

Two students stabbed Monday at Verdugo Hills High School in Tujunga. Both students were hospitalized with injuries, not life-threatening, but another student arrested and charged assault with a deadly weapon. It took place 1.45 p.m. in L.A. Oh, well, that's a normal day in L.A. I mean, I expect that to happen at school. Must be Tuesday. It's said as many as four were involved in the attack against two students

that they fled there in an automobile, after which the officer confirmed two students were transported to a hospital. A 17-year-old suffered stab wounds to the head, shoulder, and back. The second student was injured intervening to help and suffered a stab wound to the abdomen. One of the attackers is 14. So yeah, these are seventh, eighth grade kids going at it. Earlier in the school year, a shooting left a 17-year-old boy wounded outside Grenada Hills Charter High. That's another school in L.A.

I know what school that two-year-old is going to. That's right. That is correct. He's being recruited right now by them. That's for sure. Here's one for you what's going on out here what's up man what's up buddy this is carrie the owner of legion

scaffold we can't turn the camera what do you got oh he's coming in to say what's up he's all right all right and our man on the phone and wants the live version and our man was fatally shot in rainbow city on wed. Not rainbows. Rainbow City police dispatched to a domestic incident at Rainbow Estates. It turned into a hostage situation. The suspect fired shots at officers. They returned fire and smoked him. Multiple law enforcement agencies responded to the scene. Alabama law enforcement will lead a probe into this.

There's more to the story, but don't know exactly all the details yet. This is bad. That was like an official police report. They said, we smoked them. We got them. We got them. We did what we had to do. Yeah, we air conditioned his brain.

Shelby County woman has been charged in the alleged abuse and neglect of a disabled family member. Now, this one will make you mad. I'm just going to be honest with you. It always does. These always make people mad. And rightfully so.

Cora Morris, 69, of Wilsonville, charged with felony neglect of a disabled adult. The documents say she used zip ties to bind the Down syndrome female to a table on a patio for hours at a time. The victim had injuries from the zip ties. The victim didn't properly feed the victim to the point they became malnourished, according to the complaint. The investigation began in September when the sheriff's office got a report alleging abuse by Morris, the woman's caregiver. So a court order now obtained to remove the victim from the home, additional evidence and information being gathered. And she was taken in jail and booked,

but she was released the same day after posting bond because, you know, why not release them? The investigation is ongoing. Yeah, I wouldn't have let her out out but i guess maybe they had to that yeah everybody knows you do not zip tie a disabled person you use scarves so you don't leave marks god these rank amateurs piss me off man all right and uh finally let's go to uh detroit what's what is it taping what are you doing over there i don't want to laugh at that out loud i don't know what's's your problem, man? What is your problem, man?

Come on, man. Come on now. Here, have that. Does that make you feel better? An 18-year-old man in critical condition and a Detroit officer was recovering after police shot at two people in a car that partly dragged the officer while fleeing on the west side officers yeah officers on a routine patrol first saw two suspects before midnight in a park running car blocking a sidewalk uh the police chief said during a briefing uh that the 18 year old inside another suspect whom

police say was 17, appeared to be stuffing something under the seat and refused to exit the car when they were asked. Well, it's a good idea to get out, if they ask you. I'm just saying, I'm just suggesting. You may want to follow the directions there. The occupants backed their car into another vehicle, then drove forward into the police car and dragged an officer who was trying to open one of the doors.

Two officers fired numerous rounds at the pair, citing fears for their safety. They did drive away. Police found the car a couple blocks away. Police also found an 18-year-old suspect with gunshot wounds, including two to the arm and one to the chest, but he is alive. Investigators, including a can canine are still looking for the other person uh they're both allegedly members of a gang there so yeah you know it's a it's never it's always so these people do the dumbest things when they're committing crime or doing the wrong thing they you know they they get cars full of drugs they're doing this they're parking the

wrong way just follow basic traffic laws and never get caught. You know, just, I mean, stop at the stoplight. Don't fall asleep at the stoplight. Don't speed. You know, if you're carrying a couple keys with you, you better observe the traffic laws. And don't make it obvious that you're stuffing something under the seat. No.

Right. Yeah, the worst thing you can do is start moving around when you get pulled over. Don't start moving around. You got to be real subtle about it. You know, pull your pants slowly up. What? Y'all don't drive. Okay, never mind.

I apologize for that, and we'll move on then. That's why he drove past you so fast. Yeah, that's why I was flying down the highway. Yeah, I get my morning started the right way breakfast of champions baby uh so what do you got uh going this afternoon marla what's happening at the the exceptional pt today i'm off on thursdays taking mom to chemo okay how's mom doing by the way she's holding in there is she fighting a good fight yeah she's just sick of it been about a year of it. Yeah, that's tough.

Yeah, and then I got to go meet a doctor who tried to get rid of my patient, send him somewhere else. I got to go give him some stuff and introduce myself. Yeah. Like prove I'm a good therapist. Oh, really? Is that what they do? You got to go over there and let him know, hey, this is where they need to be.

I got to give him some pins and a magnet. Yeah. That sounds like a normal thing you kind of have to unfortunately deal with. I'll tell you what, if you borrow XFL Jim's shirt, I bet you'll get what you're looking for. I'll do that. Stop it cold. That's probably wrong of me.

I'm sorry about that. Rich, what's going on with Vapors and wrestling and all that right now? Oh, man, we're just working towards next year and getting ready to relaunch and come back. We've got some news coming that I'm sure we're going to release in the next couple days. Yes, big news, big news. It's the end of the year, man.

That's kind of what happens with the wrestling is it's time to shut it down for the year and look at where we need to improve. Except. Except, yes, January 25th. That's right, baby, January 25th. The Harkin Brawl. The Harkin january 25th yeah we're doing that and it's free baby it's free you can come watch it bring the family out it's going to get crazy uh clearly uh i'm going into the ring right for real and look if you're a fan of if you're a fan of wrestling at

all wwe aw whatever come out check support it. It's a great show. It is a great show. If you've never been to an independent wrestling event in Arkansas, this is your chance to come check it out, see what it's all about. Four different promotions. And, man, these guys, they leave it all. To me, it's even better than going to the big shows. Seriously.

Well, you're certainly much closer to the action, and it's really interesting yeah no it is uh it's it's a lot of fun and it's going to be free and listen if you want to get involved if you have a food truck or maybe you're a vendor of some kind we'd love to have uh you know some other things here uh make it a big festival environment yeah i can tell you off the top my head i know yeah definitely if you're if you're a food vendor or just a vendor of any sort and you want to have a merchandise table set up or something, you want to spread your word, let us know. We'll get you in. I think we're in need of some ring girls.

Yes, we are in need of some ring girls. So, yeah. So, if you're interested in doing that, look, if you want to be involved, hit up myself, hit up Patrick, Rich Rockwell on Facebook for me. Just look me up, send me a message and uh we'll find a spot for you and jp4 baby what uh what's going on where are they going to see you next what's going on in your comedy world um we have the special coming up at the joint comedy theater december 26th december 26th day after christmas day after christmas day after christmas comedy show that's going to be fun and then december um 28 i'm hosting a burlesque show at the public theater hold on a burlesque show at the public theater now where's the public

theater what is that one that is downtown little rock as well okay not uh the community theater is it not public theater i believe if i'm not mistaken now okay i was drinking while i was making that fly okay so it's a burlesque show it's a burlesque show by um lola champagne is one this is her show she let me host that one but this is gonna be fun oh that does i've been to a couple of burlesque shows and they are a lot of fun to be honest with you that's gonna be when you said um december 28th december 28th yeah yeah yeah that's great man so you're working everywhere right now you're doing your thing all right it's definitely keeping me busy. That's awesome, man. We've got a bunch of shows coming up towards the end of the year. Well, definitely, let's make sure you keep coming in.

I enjoy having you, JP. You're a lot of fun, man. I love being here. This is one of the funnest shows ever. And I didn't put you through a table, which is kind of a letdown. Yeah, no, maybe next year, man. Maybe next year. Always that time.

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