Patrick and the People - 12/16/2024 Patrick and the People - LIVE!

Episode Date: December 19, 2024

Guests: Amanda Parker and Chad Sledge

I mean, it is right here. I finally got my tree put up on Saturday. Did you? Yeah, like an hour before everybody showed up. Oh, yeah. That's the one thing I like about hosting parties is that I get my house cleaned and everything done in a very short period of time. That's great.

No, that's awesome. That's my motivation. Yeah, we got our tree up. It's going now, but you guys got a tree up. Yeah. When did you put yours up? Man, she put it up early. Like a month ago oh man like she went like mid-november yeah but yes yeah okay mid-november even rocking the tree

you've been before thanksgiving yeah oh wow no i think right the week of i think what we end up doing okay well that's i guess that's pretty reasonable. That's pretty reasonable. Good weekend for you overall? Phenomenal weekend. Yeah. I had a great time. Was the break room open for people to come and beat stuff up? We were open on Friday and then we had a little bit on Saturday, but I had the pleasure of hosting a holiday party Saturday night.

Oh, yeah. Okay. So you focused on that. Oh, my gosh. We had so many people. It was the best game of Dirty Santa I've played so far. Y'all, they were insane with those presents. Yeah, that's great.

It was so much fun. I always like those. I like it when people steal the stuff. I do, too. You know, I don't like it when you do it and nobody really wants to steal. Then it's no fun. No, me dicks. Yeah, if you've got assholes, it when when you do it and nobody really wants to steal then it's no fun but if you got people yeah if you got assholes it's a lot of fun to play yeah it was a room full of assholes we had a that's great then that's a great that's a great dirty santa then for sure

yeah what about you man do you have a good weekend yes a bunch of football yeah down at the house yeah awesome weekend yeah my homes did it again did yes yes somehow some way no he they they did pretty good this time. It wasn't like by one point or nothing like that this time. Right. But he hobbled off, though. Yeah, no, I know he did. We'll talk about that here in just a minute, as a matter of fact.

But, yeah, it was a good weekend. It was good, actually. Sold a house this weekend, so that was a good thing. That's always good. Yeah, no, that was great. And I'm getting ready to list a new one. Matter of fact, today out at Hilaro Springs Road, if you're looking to get into the rural area, this is a good one, too, because it's a nice little house.

It's about 2,700 square feet. So it's four beds, two baths. It could be six beds and two baths, really. I mean, the way that it's set up. How much land? it's about half an acre. Okay. And, um, it's going to list at about, uh, two 15. Wow. Yeah. With a $10,000 credit to the buyer to do whatever they want with. Oh, wow. They could use it for closing costs. They could use it to make improvements or anything. Anybody want to buy me a house for Christmas?

I know that. I know that's right. Hey, it's a nice one, too. Man, I'm here for it. It's a good one. All right, let's get into something here that's kind of like news. All right. Yeah, well, you know how it goes, right?

I like that. Kind of like news. Kind of like news. All right. A woman who claims she was raped by three members of Duke University's lacrosse team about 20 years ago now says she made it all up. Horrible. Yeah.

During a recent interview, Crystal Mangum said she testified falsely against the students saying they raped her in a bathroom during an off-campus party back in 2006. I remember this. Yeah. She worked as a stripper. off-campus party back in 2006. I remember this. Yeah, she worked as a stripper.

Governor Roy Cooper, who was serving as the attorney general at the time, dismissed all the charges against the men for a lack of evidence. And I remember in that time that people were very mad. Very upset. Very, very upset. Said they got away with it and all this, and now you find out, uh-oh, maybe they didn't. Wow. They need to charge the girl.

They do. I wondered about that, and maybe there's a statute up, but I mean, that's a lot of. I don't know if they can. You know how they destroy. But I would sure as shit file a lawsuit. Yeah, they could probably file a civil suit. Wow. I mean, they need something, man.

Yeah, definitely. I mean, that affects their lives. Oh, it has, I'm sure. And that screws it up for actual victims, like actual victims of SA. Like, anyways. Hold on one second here. Yeah. We're messing with stuff.

Yeah. Yeah, I didn't like that. Equalizer. Hold on one second. Everybody be patient with me. I got to change this real quick because I made a change a minute ago, and as soon as I heard it, I was like, nah, I don't like it at all. I didn't need any feedback to get there.

Good morning, everybody. What's going on? Yes. All right. Santa's house is up on Zillow. It's not for sale. The real estate site's offering free virtual tours of Claus' North Pole home, showing off features like the hot chocolate bar the gift wrapping room it's a two-bed two-bath

cabin boasts fireplaces and warm hearts for heating a spacious elf accessible chimney year-round frosted windows and sleigh parking it's valued at about 1.2 mil only a two-bedroom yeah um they're good bedrooms no no apparently the how Lose a Guy in 10 Days, it's 20 years on that film, and that means what? A sequel. Word is Kate Hudson and Matthew McConaughey are set to reprise their roles. An early script is being worked on, so it's been a while. Yeah, exactly. You know, we can't make anything new anymore.

Apparently. Yeah. This has been a regular thing this season, decking cars out with Christmas lights. It's also illegal. Yeah, it is. Which is why a Ford Mustang in Wyoming was pulled over. The reason it got the driver a citation, there are blue and red lights in the strings. Yeah.

And the Wyoming Highway Patrol shared a photo of it and said, while decorating a car might look cool and festive, it's illegal. Don't do it. They'll scratch your car up too. Yeah, probably would. Man, I seen this guy on TikTok show his and it had scratches all down the side of it. Oh, wow. Yeah, I was like, nope. Oh, this is great.

A whistleblower was found dead in his San Francisco apartment last month. in his San Francisco apartment last month. The body of 26-year-old Suchir Balahi was found November 26 after police got a call asking officers to perform a wellness check. He was a researcher for OpenAI for four years. He had publicly spoken out against the company's practice in the months leading up to his death. They've rolled a suicide and said no foul play foul play is of course move on move on oh definitely that nothing to see here apple is working on a foldable iphone and ipad uh they're

looking to launch them in 2026 a big development i guess yeah look at them trying to catch up with samson right fixing to say that uh here's a surprise. Jason and colleague Kelsey hung out with Pete Davidson, former Philadelphia Eagles, right? That's how you lose a guy in 10 days. Yeah, to Pete Davidson. I don't know what that dude is. He may be cursed, but women want to throw it at him. He's part of that book over there.

The OMG. Yeah, the OMG. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oversized male genitalia. Yeah, that's got to be it, Pete. And he makes people laugh, you know?

That's how you lose your girl. Funny guys, they have a way. Yeah, they take your girl. You know what? They have a mouthpiece. Oh, they do. Pause. Pause. Pause. they take a girl hey you know what they have a mouthpiece if you got a guy in your life it's hard to buy gifts for it says try hot wheels they've been around over 50 years guys seem to

love them uh what the hell is this was a promotion for hot wheels but hell everybody the new thing is to get a hot wheel that looks like your heart there's like a tiktok account or facebook or instagram something i don't know because i don't do the tiktok but there's a guy that goes out and he has all these cars, all these Hot Wheels, and he keeps them with him in his car. And when he sees a car, he puts it on their windshield and then he records them finding it. Oh, I think I saw that a long time ago. It's so cute. It's adorable. Okay.

I'm waiting for him to catch somebody. He's like. Why are you touching my. Blah, blah, blah. All right. Well, here we go. Uh-oh. We still don't know.

Sightings of unidentified drones continued over the weekend. The discussion of the events by federal officials is taking on a different tone. Appearing on ABC's This Week, Homeland Security Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas said that while many sightings are of manned lawful aircraft, no question people are seeing drones. When asked his opinion on President-elect Trump's call to shoot them down, he said, well, we're limited in our authorities. Are you? I'm shooting it down. If I see it over my house, I'm busted.

No, it's going to be gone. You're limited in your authorities? Kathy Hope, New York's governor, said the federal government is sending drone detectives It's going to be gone. Yeah. You're, you're limited in your authorities. Uh, Kathy, New York's, uh, governor said the federal government sending drone detection system to the state, uh,

said Congress has to pass a law that'll give us the power to deal directly with drones. Now think about that. Hold on. Think about that for a minute. What she just said. She said, Congress must pass a law that'll give us the power to deal directly with drones

so what if they sent these drones out to make everybody anxious so they could get a lot of the people behind them it's suspect uh to pass that law yeah sounds about right that's right government help us come help us yeah this is also yeah this is also why you said they were limited in their authority limited their power yeah yeah you smell it now yeah yeah i think you know what the government is cooking it manchurian candidate that's right uh former speaker pelosi was injured in a fall in luxembourg friday she uh had a successful hip replacement on saturday she's uh 84 she was on a trip with a dozen other members of congress to honor the 80th anniversary of the battle of the bulge oh that's good i'm glad we can afford

horrible name horrible name it is yeah and i love it it's also a pete davidson documentary it's the follow-up to the hp book the hp yeah self-help book uh and i think it's hilarious like what she fell on friday yeah and had surgery on saturday yeah yeah not worried about insurance yeah no well right they've got fantastic insurance. No, they have the best. The government has the best insurance. Which is a big problem for me. That's a huge problem for me. A huge problem for me. Yeah, no, you should be on the same thing we are.

God dang right. You should be on Obamacare. Yeah. Right? Yeah. Honestly. Yeah, you should. Yeah.

Let's see. ABC News will be writing a healthy check to help Donald Trump's presidential library to settle a defamation lawsuit. Trump filed suit after Stephanopoulos asserted on air the president-elect was found civilly liable of rape. In addition to the $15 million settlement, the network will pay $1 million in legal fees and issue an apology. Let's see. The latest development in the case of Luigi Mangione.

Oh, my God. Not this guy. No, this guy's terrible. But I will tell you this. Terribly handsome. That's what they say. He needs to shave that unibrow. Stop it.

That's why I still say it's not him. Yeah. Well, here's what I know is that somebody, they were doing a press conference somewhere and somebody went it's a me a mario i just started laughing i was like that's some good shit right there i mean i don't know how he could have been in new york when he was um helping he was helping me out at the break room yeah he was yeah all week yeah he was coming for everybody giving him an alibi i'll give him something else yeah that's what i want to see how much is on his books because

they've been they've been posting he's got a broke back he can't do shit so don't worry about it he ain't gotta do nathan the alleged killer uh he said his mom reported him missing over two weeks before the attack law enforcement said his mom filed a missing over two weeks before the attack law enforcement said his mom filed a missing persons report november 18th that was 16 days before the alleged murder alleged uh he's now hired former new york city prosecutor karen uh i can't pronounce her last name to defend him that's all right it's karen's a Karen let's go you need to know hey this is a weird one earthquakes yeah but tornadoes in Scotts Valley California yeah tornadoes yeah hit by a tornado Saturday through multiple cars off the road most of them in vehicles that were tossed

removed by the tornado suffered non-life-threatening injuries uh the storm was an ef1 yeah uh yeah so you know around here we were like whatever where's my kite yeah like day after tomorrow though that's like in california remember like when the hurricanes and like oh there's hurricanes yeah yeah yeah all that i thought about when i yeah no i just remember the scene where the flag freezes in that movie it makes me laugh billboard coming down the street oh yeah it gets taken out that is a great scene no doubt man uh this is a really good story uh three months just this month three kids have received life-changing bionic arms through the big hero three campaign i love that yeah it was founded by uh sarah lockie and the campaign helps uh families

with uh children with missing limbs raise funds for advanced prosthetics. So they used over 50,000 in donations. Eight-year-old Eddie Baker and Zoe Hampton Pigeon and 11-year-old Ben Jarvis were equipped with new custom-made Hero Arms, described as the world's most affordable multi-grip prosthetic. The mom shared her daughter's excitement saying she screamed with joy when she got the news now she can tie her shoes ride a bike um her said her daughter was jumping up and down squealing they expressed uh joy in being able to help families fundraise and receive transformations uh like that that's great that's great i love hearing things like that all

of those names sound like they would be alter egos for superheroes. No, one kid's name is Jarvis. Jarvis. Like, I love that. Jarvis. Yeah, that's awesome. Finn Jarvis. Finn Jarvis.

That's a pretty baller name. It really is. You should do baller things if your name is Finn Jarvis. One, you've got a bionic arm. You're a cyborg. Like, what is this? Yeah, no, that is some great shit luke skywalker had one of those yeah uh moana 2 won the box office again it took the top spot that just shows

you how crappy movies are that are coming out uh it did 26 6 wicked second 22 5 uh i knew this was gonna happen i knew it was gonna gonna happen that movie craving the hunter bomb 11 million dollars that is crap Superhero movie. I mean, it's it's below madam webb which by the way, I got so bored last night Laura was like at 8 o'clock. She's like I'm so tired. I think I'm gonna go to bed and I was like, oh man I'm not tired yet. So I finally got tired of scrolling. Yeah, you ever do that just Yeah. So I finally got tired of scrolling. Yeah.

You ever do that? Just scrolling movies? Yeah. Geez, I can't do it anymore. Put Mountain Monsters on then. So I just said, I'll just watch this Madam Web. I know it said it was terrible. It was. It was crap.

It was cool to see Sidney Sweeney in it and the other actresses, but the movie's trash. Have you seen The Red with The Rock yet? The Holiday? No no i haven't man i was kind of scared it's pretty cool man like it's a whole other scene on like santa claus all right i'll have to check it out he treats santa claus like the president and he has like like uh security and stuff like it's pretty cool man like i was like it's a whole other sometimes you go in with low expectations and it pays off. Yeah. Apparently no end to the public's fascination with zombies.

Hollywood's going to keep feeding it. The Living Dead Media, that's the company's name, has announced a new Return of the Living Dead due next year, the 40th anniversary of the 85 classic. Now, it shares a name with the original but it's not a remake uh the new installment it's going to be set in a small pennsylvania town 1985 christmas 18 months after the events of the original film so and it's slated for christmas day next year that might be might be good I would probably watch it Owen Wilson is gonna star along guess who Matt right was done I was like I think he just sold out Madison Square Garden they're gonna be in a

movie called Rolling Loud it's an R rated father-son comedy set at the music festival of the same name. That makes sense. Yeah, it's inspired by a true story. It's going to focus on Wilson as an overprotective father who sneaks his 13-year-old son in and things go off the rails. Rife's going to play the reckless co-worker. The movie started production this weekend at the rolling loud festival in miami oh and well he was on uh who was it um travis scott's stage oh yeah yeah he was like performing

with travis scott and i was like that's oh and wilson was they were performing that movie i'm yeah i was like what is owen wilson doing you got to see that travis scott stage man like this is kind of weird and he was just weird and like Like, this is kind of weird. And he was just going like dancing. Yeah. This is kind of like Travis. This is so weird. I like Travis's music. Oh, I do too.

But I'm just saying, Owen Wilson up there, I was just like, what the hell is going on? That is weird. Yeah. It makes sense now. Yeah. The 2024 Heisman Trophy winner, Travis Hunter of the Colorado Buffaloes. In an emotional and heartfelt speech, he called the moment a crazy one, said that he never thought he'd be in this position.

He came away with 2,231 total votes to lock down the honor, 552 first, not far behind Boise State running back Ashton Ginty, who had 2,017 votes and 309 first place votes. Ginty gave kudos to Hunter for winning the Heisman, but added he should have walked away with it. Both of them had great arguments. I mean, Ashton Jinty is about to break Barry Sanders' rushing record, which is amazing.

But, look, Travis Hunter, no doubt. Good way player. Well, look, I mean, he's coached by Deion. Right, man. And that was dion's client you know his big thing he played you know uh corner and yeah two-way player man you can't yeah that's freakish and you know what for all the naysayers about colorado and they i mean what is it third year he's been there yeah man you put that and you got a guy winning the heisman yeah uh you've got a guy winning the Heisman. Yeah. You've got a great record. Yeah. His son and Travis are like top five prospects. Yeah.

I mean, yeah. Now, I don't know if Shadur is going to do well in the NFL or not. I'm not sure. You think he might? You think so? All right. Okay. All right.

All right. Navy took down Army to kick off the bowl season. The biggest game of the weekend, of course, wasn't a bowl game. It was a performance from Blake Horvath. He led Navy to a 31-13 win over number 22 Army. Their next game, Army, will be December 28th in the Independence Bowl. They'll have a different matchup than they initially anticipated due to an abundance of players hitting the transfer portal.

10-3 Marshall pulled out of the game and will be replaced by 5-7 Louisiana Tech. What? Oh, man, they're going to get the hell beat out of them. God, you know those guys are like, come on, coach, don't take it. Don't take this bowl, coach. What?

Oh, my God, man, they're going to just smash them. Wouldn't it be shocking if they won, though? You would. Oh, my Lord. I'll bet against it. Saturday saw the first two bowl games of the postseason. The Cricket Celebration Bowl where Jackson State handled South Carolina State 28-7 and the, what is that, the IS4S Salute to Veterans Bowl. South Alabama took down

Western Michigan 30-23. Next up is the Scooter's Coffee Frisco Bowl. Y'all got to stop. Y'all got to stop. Remember when those used to have cool names? Yes, y'all got to stop. Yeah, the Cotton Bowl, the Rose Bowl. When you said cricket, I was like, what?

Now I got to have Scooter's Coffee Frisco Bowl? That is horrible coffee. I'm sorry. The NASCAR movie, all the different races. The tampon 5,000. Oh, yeah. The tampon 5,000. That's the best, yeah.

All right. Friday night's meeting between the Bulls and Hornets was historic for every wrong reason. The Bulls pulled out a win in front of their home crowd by a final of 109-95. It was not pretty for either team. During the contest, both missed a combined 75 three-point shots. That's a record for an NBA game. Chicago went 14 for 51. Bricks.

They built a house. Wow. Charlotte went eight for 45. I mean, that's crazy, man. My son can ball better than me. me i mean i can do better than that i mean damn uh for 12 seasons eric mold's electrified fans is a white out for the bills texans and titans a new lawsuit alleges he intentionally passed an incurable std to female fans he electrified on a more personal level yeah the lawsuit filed by an unidentified woman claims

that they did this to several other women he specifically targeted single moms who were bills fans going after the mafia bro so apparently herpes is what he's spread wow you know i i i don't know man i mean is it just incumbent upon him to be that, or is it incumbent upon you to go, Hey, put on protection? I mean, I don't know. I mean, I'm asking. It is incumbent upon him to communicate that he has. I think a good human would.

Yeah. Right. But I just, legally I'm kind of in a gray area there. I mean, I get it i mean i don't know that's that's a tough one um all right uh before people like that what that would like what that would that don't disclose oh well i know i think it's wrong it is i think it's so wrong it's a real shitty thing to do it is a really shitty on the other hand a real shitty thing to do it is a really shitty on the other end you're right i'm careful how you say that before joining the bills this offseason mac holland saw what josh allen is capable of on a football field by watching games on tv and playing on teams against him early into his time

with the bills there was some surprise that quickly dissipated uh initially he was like oh he really does this in real life. But he consistently does it. Talking about Josh Allen. And, man, the Bills whooped Detroit. I mean, it was a hell of a game, wasn't it? It was a good game, man. Was it two points that decided it?

Yeah, it was good. It was a very high-scoring game. And at the end, it was like, oh, they might come back. Like, they almost got the onside kick at the end and everything. Yeah. It was a good game. Allen played as good as he has. I mean, he completed 23 of 34, so 67% for 362 yards, two touchdowns.

It was a 48-42 win. He had 11 carries for 68 yards and two rushing touchdowns as well. And the Bills are 11 and 3 so man you know I'm surprised I think it's gonna be them in Kansas again oh you do yeah yeah okay all right and the Chiefs he did he does have an injury but we don't know much about it he hobbled off but to be honest with you that don, it don't mean much. Pat Mahomes seems to shake that stuff off, and I have no reason to believe anything will be different this year.

Yeah, so right now, Kansas City looks pretty damn good. Rolling, man. Coming into it. I mean, I know people say, well, they're not the Kansas City they were, but they found ways to win. Are they 12-1 or 13-1 now? 12-1. 12-1, all right.

Yeah, they're rolling, man. Do you think they can be stopped? I mean, what the teams that they've got left was not that impressive. I mean, do you think the Bills or the Lions can take them? I think the Bills might more than the Lions, truthfully. Yeah. You might be right about that. I don't know. I mean, I think the Lions are pretty gritty.

The Lions are good, though. I do like Jared Goff a lot. He's pretty wild. He's like a comeback story and all that good stuff. He got traded. I like the story behind it and stuff, but I don't know, man. The Bills and Kansas City have been rolling, man. But they've been rolling, too, though.

So, I mean, it's going to be a good race at the end. Yeah. I mean, at least the last few teams. I mean, half of the NFL is trash. Right. Let's see. What are the people saying? Amanda said, good morning. What's up, Amanda Terry? Hello. Hello. Good morning, beautiful friends. What's up, Tasha M?

Hello. Hey, Kristen said, I like that shirt, Chad. Get you on that naughty list. Yeah. What's up,, I like that shirt, Chad. Get you on that naughty list. Yeah. Yeah. What's up, Darren Reagan? Chris Lang, good morning. And what's up, K-Bird? How are you, man?

Hello. Yeah, let's do something different here. We got plenty of things to do, I promise. All right. Oh, that's got a good groove to it. Yeah. Let me turn on. I don't know. Let that groove for a minute there. Hey, Legal Credit Services is a premier credit management firm dedicated to providing comprehensive solutions for businesses in credit recovery, debt management, financial consulting. They'll teach you how to acquire, maintain, and protect a good credit rating.

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This person says, hold on one second. Let me pull this down here. Okay. On Facebook, this person says, hold on one second. Let me pull this down here. Okay. On Facebook, this person wrote, at long last, I'm finally in a position to purchase my very first new car. I've been asking my friends for their advice, and overwhelmingly, they're telling me to never buy new and always buy used. They won't tell me why, though, at least in terms that make sense to an unseasoned car shopper like myself so i'm just going to ask

the world why is buying a used car better than buying a new one well um i'll give you several reasons i think number one and the most important reason is your value i mean if you buy a brand look buying a brand new car is cool because nobody's ever owned it. You know who owned it from the beginning, how it's been taken care of. You've got a warranty of some kind. Those are all good things, you know. But let me tell you, however, here's how, you know, okay, go buy yourself a brand new car, drive it off the lot, cross down to the other dealer that deals the exact same kind of car. Ask them how much they'll give you on trade. Yep. Right after, I mean, right after you buy it, the second you buy it. Yeah. An hour later, ask them how much they'll give you on trade. And

you'll be like, Oh, what? Huh? Because you lose 20, 30% the moment you pull off the lot. I mean, you do as you're upside down from the get, you know, so it makes more sense to get a car that has, you know, fairly lower miles. Uh, you've already taken account for that discount then. And it's just, I mean, look, cars now at 30, 40, 50,000 miles, they're just barely breaking in. I mean, cars last a lot longer now. I mean, uh, what, uh, what's the most miles you've got on either of your cars? I mean, both of them right now are brand new, but I've gotten, when I was younger and stuff,

I had an S10, I had a half a million miles on it. Wow, half a million. How many miles, what's the longest miles you've run? Maybe 200K in that range somewhere. I mean, I'm rolling 150-something on the Jeep. The Jeep was clean, though. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. No, it is. And that's the only one that I've ever bought brand new. Yeah. Ever. My wife has an Infiniti, and it's beautiful.

It's still beautiful. It still drives great, and it's got to be creeping on 150. The Lexus has a quarter million on it smooth quarter mil and that mug is rolling baby matter of fact i wish my son would get tired of it so i could get it back and restore it yeah i'd like to get it back man uh would you rather buy new or used in my situation the only reason i did it is because my car has such a big engine and i i've seen how these people drive it yeah i want yeah okay I can see I can kind of see in your case because you wanted a very specialized

sports car you don't want it racked out and people who drive challengers do rag them out oh man they just know I looked at were used all the back tires roasted no no no at least all the back tires were all dumb. I'm just like, nope, nope. Nope, nope. No, at least change the back tires, guys. At least make it look like you haven't been doing what I know you've been doing. Clean the rubber off the ass. Come on, bro, yeah. Yeah, no, that makes sense. Yeah, I mean, look, if you can afford to buy

a brand new car today, good for you, I guess. Right. Those payments are insane. It is, and then, like, right now, I'm a couple of years in, and you look, and you see what people are payments are insane it is and then like right now i'm a couple of years in and you look and you see what people are getting for the car and you're like oh damn right yeah it does suck but it is a brand new car no i mean you've got a beautiful because there's nothing wrong with buying a new car it does suck i know what you're saying about it though because it does especially when you know these days uh they're financing them much longer i know

they go six years do they go longer than that do they go seven yet they go 10 yet they don't go that far they don't go up no i i would think it's coming soon i think they're gonna have to go to 10 years cars are ending up like a hundred thousand dollars for like a good yeah i mean a new pickup truck is like a hundred grand man and i'm like I'm like, Jesus Christ, man. Are you kidding me? I saw a new Ford Ranger the other day, and it looks like it's almost a full-size truck. Not quite, but almost. Now, back in the day, the Ranger was a tick-turn.

It was a tiny little truck, man. That was like their S10. Yeah, it was. Yeah. And I saw it the other day. I was like, that's that's much bigger than i expected it would be it's like a mid-size but but you kind of have to to charge that much money you better make it a little bigger i mean damn man when i saw trucks going for 100 i

was like this is crazy man them new corvettes and stuff like that 150 are they really well they look like i call them ferrari ferrari guinea because they look like the look i mean they're so mean coming down the street with them lights man i was next to one the other day and i just looked at it went yeah it looks like things i used to look at in magazines when i was a kid there's a kid that's 17 at conway hospital that was driving one see that's that's stupid pop the hood and put his bag in i was like that's baller right there and i mean it is baller but his parents are idiots but the kid just drove it like like he knew what he was driving like he was well i hope he did like i was like that kid has come for money or something yeah i'm not no

hell no man i wouldn't i've seen there's no way man parked in the back of the parking lot like he knew better than let somebody hit his door like i was like yeah okay respect man no i knew better i knew better with my yahoo boy and like i was like yeah okay respect man no i knew better i knew better with my yahoo boy and neither one of them could have been trusted it was all i could do when i had my bet they both were like can i drive it no it was like once they got to do it each because i was like every weekend hey hey no no no no no no i remember my son. God love him, man. He was at school. And he hit somebody in the parking lot backing out. And he panicked and drove home.

Oh, no. Yeah, and I was like, you understand? You just compounded your crime, right? You made it worse. That's called a hit and run. No, no, I didn't do that. No, you absolutely did. So we had to go back uh call

them and get it taken care of yeah because i was like man if anybody knew you left you'd be in trouble i got that car your son hit a car in the parking lot i'm like is he still there because i thought the same thing i'm like he's bolted but yeah he stayed no that's good that's good that's good by the way since we were talking about cars, if you do want one or need one, yeah, go over to Fitz Auto. Late models, low mileage vehicles, good vehicles. Matter of fact, I did buy a Corvette from them, and I loved it. It was awesome.

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Go to FitzAuto.com or go in person at 8421 Stagecoach Road in Little Rock. Alright, let's talk about this then. Little Doggy says that Freightliner is releasing a new small truck for $8,000. Freightliner? For $8,000 base. Wow. Really? For $8,000?

What kind of truck is it? I have no idea. He just says a new small truck for $8,000 base. I mean, that's? I have no idea. He just says a new small truck for 8,000 base. I mean, that's going to have to be real, real small. Over at the Blue Monkey. Is that one that would fit in the back of another pickup? I think so. You could put that truck

in the Cybertruck bed. What I'm thinking it is, because there's one of those weird kind of European trucks, you know, that's always at the Monkey Grill place or whatever okay the square square face ones like yeah it's like but it's real narrow maverick i think you're talking about the maverick and it's just got a flatbed in the back i was like it's the wildest looking thing hmm okay yeah no i i don't want anything like a smart i don't want anything that

small where if i get hit i die nothing that plugs in for sure no no definitely i don't think i don't want anything like a smart. I don't want anything that small. Where if I get hit, I die. Nothing that plugs in for sure. No, no, definitely. I don't want to. I don't think this plugs in. It looks like an old, like my car identifies my car from Russian. My car identifies as a hybrid, but it identifies as a hybrid. It identifies as the gas guzzler that it is, man. He says it's like an F-250.

Oh, okay. Oh, that's a big one, an F-250, yeah. Morgan Wallen is going to be locked up following a guilty plea. Uh-oh. Yeah, he was hit with three felony reckless endangerment charges when he threw a chair off a roof of a Nashville bar.

I remember that. Yeah, because, I mean, it could land on someone and kill them, you know. It could land on someone and kill them. It could. It could. It could. As part of the deal, he pled guilty to misdemeanor charges. The agreement will see him serve seven days in custody at a DUI education center, two years of probation, pay a fine of $350.

Let me throw a chair off the roof. Let me throw a chair. Seven days in a DUI or DWI thing. So he's doing seven days in treatment or is he doing seven days in jail? A DUI education center. Okay. So he's going to treatment. So he's not really going to jail. He's not going to be in the clinic.

If I threw a chair at McDonald's, I would be doing like 30 days. Yeah. You think so? Oh, I know so, man. You probably aren't. Don't go there. You and me both, they'd be like no look if you had a few songs like morgan wallen i would also uh i would also want to give you less time yeah well i'll say that there was a lot of morgan wallen played at the shop this weekend i had a few people bring

in their own playlist and there was a lot of morgan wall the king right now i think i don't know anything people love him i'm sorry yeah he's very popular i'm old so it's the chaos that lived on for decades you might remember people going jerry jerry uh some may find it nostalgic others might not think so highly of it there's an upcoming documentary called jerry springer fights camera action if you were on there you might feel differently about my cousin was i mean come on his cousin was on my cousin was on that's it no they were on mark they're on oh they were sorry was he the father i don't think so it's one of those episodes of yeah of course it was that's what more he did i was like cringing i was like oh my god that's my cousin uh this this document was yeah yeah was he proud of it though it wasn't a

girl i was a girl yeah my yeah was she proud of it no well yeah yeah she got like her little fame and she was like come on mario like nothing to be bragging about man no man people get excited doesn't matter we had somebody reach out to us from one of the court shows. Um, when, uh, my, my baby daddy, uh, drove one of my friend's cars into my garage, like pushed it into whatever, you know, there were, you know, police reports and everything. And we had somebody from the court shows reach out to him and was like, you want to come on and sue him and everything? I was like, no,

no, I'm not doing that well you're guaranteed money man nah nah bruh uh in the new trailer for the two-part netflix documentary viewers get a glimpse of the drama that unfolded on and off the camera and some of the darkest secrets that the crew members had kept all right yeah they were actually secrets kept well producer toby yoshimura said i don't think anybody knew how crazy this show was going to be uh now it launched in 1991 it ran for 27 seasons um springer said i want to take this is an uh he, I want to take, he said, I want to take this opportunity

to apologize for everything I've done. I've ruined the culture. Initially, When did he say that? That was, I guess, before he died in 2020. Yeah, I was going to say. But he initially started like a regular daytime talk show host, just like

Oprah or anyone else. He was a lawyer at one time, wasn't he? He was a regular daytime talk show host, just like Oprah or anyone else. He was a lawyer at one time, wasn't he? He was a governor. Or mayor of Chicago, maybe. No, he was. He was a politician. He was a politician. No, they had to.

He got all changed up because. Well, his ratings were terrible. They were terrible. So he said, all I had to do was convince him, let's make it wild. That's what the executive producer said. They went all in. They did go all in. He was dubbed the king of trash TV.

Yeah, he was. And it was massively successful. The bigger the show got, it raised questions about what really went on backstage. The producers were coaching us on what to say, how to act. That's a former guest. Said they weren't interested in what kind of impact it would have on you some stories went too far remember marty back in the day who marty the screaming dude that had like the big mouth was his logo and stuff and oh you're talking about uh

morton downey jr no it was somebody like it was like a late night thing yeah he just started screaming at people that's i think it was morton downey jr maybe yeah yeah yeah yeah you are right yeah yeah yeah morton downey jr he was known for yelling at people yeah and like he would just yeah he was crazy yeah there were a lot of crazy shows back in the 80s wasn't it yeah yeah yeah yeah it was um said despite the negativity about the show's content producers started pushing it further uh they said um they said some stuff yeah they said they weren't oh why is it why is it rolling okay we started pushing the needle towards red let's see how far we can push it controversial subject lines included incest bestiality adultery and more they encouraged fights chair, chair throwing, nudity. At one point,

Springer found himself... Oh yeah. Seriously? If you're from the South, I think you automatically got knocked up on the list to get on. Oh yeah, you definitely did. He ended up getting caught up in a murder trial. In 2000, a married

couple, their name were Ralph and Eleanor Benitz, were guests on an episode of the show titled Secret Mistresses Confronted. The couple accused Ralph's ex, Nancy, of stalking them. Shortly after that episode, she was found dead. He was charged with murder and later convicted and sentenced to life in prison. Dun, dun, dun. Yeah, yeah. Well, I mean, there was the, what was it the ricky lake was it ricky lake

episode or whatever it was one of those where you know his guy friend you know the the two guys and the guy told him you know that he had a crush on him and he shot and he killed the guy yeah they went home and he killed him wow Wow. I think it was Ricky Lake. Yeah, I think you might be right. I think it was one of those girls. Something happened with her. Ricky or the blonde one, whatever her name was. I don't know.

Who was the blonde? Who was that one? Oh, Sally Jessie Raphael. No, no, no, no. No? It was... I think she predated Ricky. Oh.

I think so, too. I'm trying to remember who it would be yeah i'd have to remember anyways it doesn't matter but yeah when when you were a kid did you watch springer did you ever watch it oh yeah oh yeah yeah stay up late watch jerry springer yeah yeah those shows were insane man i mean it was a lot of fun to watch i always wanted to see a chair get thrown or somebody get their head knocked off like and and that happened a lot. Oh, yeah, like every episode. Yeah. Wasn't there an episode of that where Geraldo was on there and he got messed up?

No, that was his own show. That was his own show where he got hit with a chair or something? He got hit with a KK on there and they got into it. Yeah. That's right. Hey, do you remember that episode of Cheaters where the host got stabbed? Oh, I do. No.

On the boat? Yes. He got stabbed. He got stabbed. A little curly dude with the glasses? Yeah, because he. No. On the boat? Yes. He got stabbed. He got stabbed. A little squirrely dude with the glasses? Yeah, because he's like, let's go confront them. They're out on a boat, you know? Who stabbed him?

The guy. Yeah, the guy stabbed him. The guy stabbed him. It was in the hand, wasn't it? Somewhere, yeah. It wasn't anything serious, but it was like, bro. Y'all, they're still making that show. Are they really?

They are still making that show. It's the same host? No. No, no, no, no're still making that show. Are they really? They are still making that show. The same host? No, no, no, no, no. But it's interesting. I don't know. They seem very staged now. Well, they always seemed pretty staged. They didn't seem that staged to me.

Sometimes, yeah. Some of them people look mad. Yeah, I mean, look, real shocked. Yeah, no, but he messes with the people you know yes and we know exactly where they are yeah I know what she was doing five minutes ago yeah here watch this video watch this video of your wife going in this apartment with this dude yeah no i'm not gonna get fired up about it theresa remember how your husband was telling you yesterday how much he loved you and he was doing this and this well he was at pound town with your sister we have it on video i'm surprised actually that hasn't resulted in more violent

confrontations at times they must really have a lot of people on the side who was it thank you little doggie jenny jones okay oh my god thank you what now what was her show about i can't remember she was an she predated ricky lake but it was the same thing i mean it was a little bit you know more real news but then of course everything starts remember Remember Road Jude that used to come on that? Yep. What other? Oh, my God.

Because Springer, that was an afternoon show, right? I mean, that came on in the afternoon. What else? I mean, this was, I assume, after school stuff you're watching. MTV. Yeah. You watched a lot of MTV? MTV.

MTV. When it was videos or no? No. Yeah, no. I didn't really get into TRL. Mind you, I'm'm what was before trl there was like the segment before trl is what i i don't know i think every uh park and park yeah i mean i did i want yeah and not ut and mtv back in the day yeah

headbangers ball all that stuff headbangers ball i hadn't thought about that in a hot minute man that was that was the shit man yeah i mean and i guess whatever was on i mean it was just so now you watched whatever was on let me let's blow your minds for any of our videos like you know you watch videos like i'd put on mtv no there was no there were no moms and all this other there was no on-demand crap then no teenage moms or whatever no there was no on there was rock videos yes yeah we watched music videos and they were hours hours and hours the greatest thing ever at that time it was man they had some of the the videos but you but you have to understand too it's a different perspective because you know these folks have everything at their fingertips if i'd had

everything at my fingertips it would have been different for me but that's what i had i had my fingertips no but that you know so if you wanted to see bands you had to watch videos because there just weren't pictures everywhere of them. There wasn't an internet. Google nothing and go watch your favorite. No, half the time you didn't know what the band looked like if you didn't watch the video. Oh, my God. Remember the whole thing with Kiss?

What about them? Well, like, you know, nobody knew what Kiss looked like. Oh, right, right. They saw what Kiss looked like and they were like, never mind. No, put your makeup back on. Tool was like that for a minute, though. Tool was like that, too. Yep.

You never saw Maynard. They were all black at the concert. And I don't care how close you were sitting. It didn't matter. You could not see them. Yeah. I was like, that's what I was. That was one of the coolest things about Tool, man.

Yeah. Well, a lot of bands, you know, they didn't want you to know what they looked like. They were ugly. Well, they, yeah. Yeah, they were, man. Especially in that era. I mean man long hair and ridiculous mustaches man they all look like they look like pedos all of them that's so true man i can't i it's so hard to go back and watch it is some of these old videos

now and look at these rockers oh my god some of the stuff they're wearing and all the makeup and i'm like yeah man you look like girl sex now you know i mean you dress the same way man oh man bring back bring back real mtv though like god bless america would people watch it if you did you think i don't get two shits i would you know i think i think? I don't get two shits. I would. You know, I think people would. Bring it back just for me and my generation. I think people actually would watch it. They're all nostalgic now. Everybody's loving nostalgia.

Well, I think not only that, but our attention spans are now made better for MTV. I'm with you. You know? I mean, give me music videos. But now music videos now, too too versus then are so different. We've watched videos go from, you know, zero to a hundred because when you watch those eighties videos, they either, Hey, you have stories that make no sense or it's just really bad cameras of them close up doing, they're all doing the same moves, you know?

I mean, now they're, well, I mean, i mean now they're well i mean the videos now don't really make sense either no but they're better produced okay the technology is better yeah they have better stars in them there we go hollywood quit tapping the the superhero vein, the rom-com vein, remake music videos. Let's revisit the 80s and the 90s and let's redo those videos. I challenge you.

Challenge them! Bring your friends. Make sure your peoples is there. Yeah, I love Charlie Murphy. Blouses. The 2025 class of the Metal Hall of Fame has been announced. Hard to find a name to argue with. The ninth annual Medal Hall of Fame charity gala is scheduled Wednesday, January 22nd.

Hey, we can close that door right there. What are you doing, Patrick? Something there. It's that door filtering back through. How dare they be here working? I know, I know. So rude. Ah, nice.

The annual Metal Hall of Fame Charity Gala is scheduled for Wednesday, January 22nd at the Anaheim House of Blues Grand Theater with tickets $45 in advance. The list of people being inducted are Dimebag, Daryl Abbott. That's what's up. Yeah. That's what's up. Yeah.

No, that's royalty in the metal universe. About F and time. Yeah. Ricky rocket, the drummer for poison. Okay. I guess.

Okay. I mean, I guess I'm insulted. I mean, being a dime bag, I'm insulted. That's not really metal. Y'all come on. It's a bin of dime bags. I'm insulted. That's not really metal, y'all. Come on.

That's not metal. I mean, Poison was barely rock. Serious. Glam rock. That's glam rock. I mean, I know that he and Nikki, Brett Michaels and Nikki used to argue back and forth about that. Circle jerk? But Poison, I mean, they're a pop band.

Let's be honest. That's a glam. That's be honest they're that's a pop band man it's not a rock band it's definitely not metal and and yeah that's insulting all right okay who else now this guy see he has the right name for it i don't care if he did jazz uh doyle wolfgang von frankenstein of the misfits wow yeah Wow. Yeah. Misfits, yeah. Burton C. Bell of Fear Factor. Okay. Not the TV show. Okay. Jeff Young of Megadeth and Kings of Thrash.

Okay. Yeah. And then Alyssa White-Glues of Arch Enemy Dangerous Toys and Knack. Those are... Is this your D-E-I? Dangerous Toys. Well, I don't know. I don't know, Alyssa. I'm not sure it could be. It's a D.I. Dangerous. Well, I don't know. I don't know, Alyssa. I'm not sure it could be.

It's a lady. Yeah. I mean, there are ladies in metal. I know. There are. There are. Lita Ford. Yes.

Yes. No, that's not. That's not a good one to name. That was the 80s. Lita Ford. No more tears. Was that song? No. what was the one with her ozzy close my eyes that's what it was with her and ozzy yeah that was her big moment in the 80s

right there that was the biggest she ever got yeah was in that moment but there's some new uh females in rock right now lizzie hell is amazing uh there's several out there that are killing it kitty what ladies and kitty ladies and kitty is that the name of the band yeah ladies in There's several out there that are killing it. Ladies in Kitty. Kitty what? Ladies in Kitty. Ladies in Kitty. Meow. Is that the name of the band? Yeah.

Ladies in Kitty. No, Kitty is the name of the band. Oh, Kitty. Is it a rock band? Metal band. A metal band. Oh, really? Where do they, are they mainstream or no?

Yeah. Really? I'm going to have to check them out. Check them out. And they're called Kitty? Kitty. Okay. All right. K-I-T-T-I-E. K-i-t-t-i-e k-i-t-t-i-e okay i want to check them out i've never heard of them okay are you sure they're positive oh i

didn't say they were good oh now that's what they are good they have good songs the the most recent that i've heard i wasn't a fan of personally personally. But now, and they've actually, they've been around a while. Who is the, there's a female guitarist out right now who shreds it. I'm trying to remember who it is. I am too. She's amazing, man. And for some reason, I'm drawing a blank on her. I know the people know her name.

Let's see. Female guitarist. She's been tearing it up. I know, yeah. I think she did a song with, ah, who was it? Okay. Man, I can't remember off the top of my head. Driving me crazy.

Amanda's on it. All right, yeah. Yeah, on it. Can you find it? I mean, I'm looking. All right, well, let's talk about, you were talking about kind of the DEI, the woke stuff, basically. I'm super woke. I know you are.

The Scripps National Spelling Bee has drawn some attention after its approved list of study words for third graders to compete in the upcoming Spelling Bee was shared online. A study list for the contest found that on school district websites for the 2024-25 school year, the feminist term women, W-O-M-Y-N, is an acceptable alternate for spelling women that students can use. So you can spell it with an E or with a Y now.

Yep. According to the spelling bee. Why? Yeah, why why why is that necessary i mean who's gonna think it's a why would you do that i honestly don't a spokesperson said that all words scripts use are pulled from the miriam webster unabridged dictionary which has the alternate spelling for women um Yes. Nita Strauss. That's it.

She plays with Alice Cooper. Yes. She's phenomenal, man. That is ridiculously good. No, she is so good. Did she do something with David Draymond, maybe? I think so. Lita Ford's on the list, too.

Yeah. But, yeah, Nita Strauss. She's amazing. Yes. I knew it was something. Yeah. I don't understand. I mean, does it make a difference in the long run to me what happens at a spelling bee?

No, it's not going to affect my life either way. But I think W-O-M-Y-N is stupid. Yeah. That's what I think. I mean, it sounds like a slang word. You know, it's just like using O it's it's like using omg in a spelling b right i've seen so in in there's a lot of words that have been adopted adjusted change the the spelling even with like latinx you know oh yeah nobody's using well there actually are who who's using that uh indigenous individuals from where from

latin just saying indigenous well yeah like latinas latinos well the gender fluids oh okay i got you okay so in like okay um miriam webster's online dictionary entry for folks i just looked it up it's like folks that's an f-o-l-x instead of f-o-l-k-s defines it as a respelling of folks quote unquote used especially to explicitly signal the inclusion of groups commonly marginalized so that's why the latinx the yeah and the folks are doing that. It's unnecessary. You're included already. We don't care.

You don't need a special letter. They don't feel that way. Well, why? They don't feel that way. I don't know. Maybe it's their lived experience. But who's discluding them? I guess we would have to go to their specific stories and ask them.

That's fair. I'll give you that. I'm not going to go down that rabbit hole today uh hey i do want to mention this though uh if you want to have some fun today go over and get yourself a five dollar crowler at stone's throw uh yeah man stone's throw brewery over there uh they've got five dollar crawlers today it's 32 ounce can to go any beer no exclusions like other breweries have so they've got 14 beers on tap go get you a five dollar crawler today it's on mondays only at stone's throw brewery and you know that's over on ninth street go check them out yeah i mean they got good stuff over there if you have not been to stone's throw it's a great place to go drink a brew and have yourself a good time, man.

It's a dumpling. Oh, God, yes, it's a dumpling. They got the Slater's Alaskan Dumplings now every day. And they've got some great stuff, man. They've got, I think, beef, pork, and the other ones, they've got all these different sauces. Yeah, potato. They got sauces for them.

Do y'all want to know why the the different spelling of women okay enlighten do you yeah enlighten me please replace the m-e-n suffs suffix suffix in women to avoid association with the word man what yeah yeah no i mean clearly term often used in feminist context yeah no this men are the problem yeah we know that we get it it'll be a better world when we all die yeah let's go man let's just end it there's i mean let's end it every one of us i don't agree i don't i don't agree with that okay i don't agree with that i am a feminist but i don't agree that all men are the problems like i don't i'm a lesbian i'm a lesbian

i know you are you want treatment yeah you want your treatment your inclusion to the lesbian party is that what you want chad little doggy you're on one he always is he's always on one all right let's talk about this then because this would uh this is a weird thing when it comes to choosing seats on a flight some travelers make sure to book more desirable seats some people just show up and take whatever the number is right um gary left he's a uh virginia-based travel industry expert says the term seat squatters is now circulating with flyers calling out people who are robbing seats assigned to others get you hit you ain't gonna do it with me bro flyers may not be able to get what they want from the airline

when reserving seats or the airline may want to fee for the seat and the passenger doesn't want to pay that, so they'll try their luck on board. One traveler shared an experience with the caption, my first-class seat squatter. First-class seat squatter, okay. Well, after the boarding door closed, an agent approached me and let me know someone didn't show, so they had a first-class seat available.

The user went on to say, I noticed a woman in the seat. I figured the computer was wrong. And the person originally booked for the seat made the flight. I approached the attendant to double check. She confirmed that 3A was now assigned to me. The user claimed this lady had just seen an open seat and figured she'd get away with sitting there. And so I guess a lot of people once they get there they're like yeah no

i'm not moving yeah uh yes you will yeah so what let's say that you book a flight there are other seats open and available but they've taken the one that you have what are you gonna do get up i'll make the internet oh yeah yeah you're gonna make the internet. I'm going to make the internet. I'm going to be on a video. We about to go viral for FAFO. For real. Yeah, now that's my seat. Because I intentionally buy the seat that I want. I just do. It's the seat that I want.

Now, what seats do you normally, do you have an area that you choose on the plane? Yeah. The back. No. The nut. If I can spring for it, I will do first or business. Yeah, no, I've never flown first class what's it like it's it's nice yeah it's not tell me about it well i mean you get to board before

everybody else which is also is always always nice yeah i know seven minutes yeah the seats are bigger actually it's more oh yeah the seats are bigger. You get drinks first. You get drinks first. Yep. The leg room, there's less people in your area, so you can fit. Can you smell the poor people in the back? Oh, yeah. No. Well, yes, you can. When they come up front to use your bathroom. Oh, yeah.

When the unwashed masses want to come use our bathroom. Smells like poor people. Okay, so here's one for you. So I was on my way back from South Carolina, and it was like my last connecting flight, and I think it was in D.C., and I get on, and I'm going to put my stuff up, and here's this gentleman in a suit who has put his stuff in my overhead compartment. Uh-oh.

Oh, yeah. Whatever. It was our mayor. Oh, yeah whatever it was our mayor oh really literally he was sitting there he's like oh yeah look there he is and he had his security in the first row of economy or whatever it was behind him so wow so the mayor's in first class but he's got his security but i mean you know that he had to pay something stupid just for his security to be sitting right there. Or maybe they were seat squatters. I don't know. Right.

Well, you know, they're government. But, yeah, but I realized who he was when we landed in Little Rock, and I was like, oh. Yeah. Like that, huh? Yeah. Have you ever flown first class? I think once. Once.

Yeah. I didn't pay for it, though. It was like when the thing was. It's been an upgrade. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, have you ever flown first class? I think once. Once. Yeah. I didn't pay for it though. It was like when the thing. Yeah. Yeah. My favorite experience with, and it wasn't first class business class, but, uh, this was, oh, bless it. This was at the tail end of my, my relapse period.

And, um, you know, we would take in the last ditch effort to save the marriage trip. We went to Colorado. Let's go on a vacation and rekindle the match. Yes. But I mean, it would have probably maybe worked better if we hadn't brought a friend with us. Cause whatever, this is that trip that I booked in a blackout, um, that I kind of told you about the throuple thing.

No, we're on our way back and we've gotten in an argument because like we had to get up at six o'clock something in the morning to get to the airport. Right. And he he'd stayed up drinking and he came in about three a.m. One some attention. I was like, kick rocks. We got to get up in the morning. And so we had stopped it for, you know, transfer, whatever, in like Atlanta or something. And we were already squabbling at this point. so i'm like up at the up at the counter i was like ma'am i don't give to whatever if you put me in the very back by the bathrooms please do not let me sit next to this man she's like i got you she put me in business class oh wow and him and our friend they were in the very last row in the back and i was like i wouldn't i think i was maybe front row in business class or whatever that probably felt kind of good oh it felt so good kind of felt good it felt so

good i mean i will say that we got in an argument in the the airport i don't know maybe it's just me but it seems like that that every time you go on vacation there's going to be an argument at some point oh man i don't know if it's maybe the stress and everything going on maybe it's the drinking i don't know we were active alcoholics yeah no it always seems to happen at least one night does does he argue with you on vacay i'm hard man like i'm one of them yeah i'm hard to get along with oh yeah why are you like you don't like the the bed's too hard the pillows too flat? I don't know. Y'all are talking. I just get grumpy on long rides, you know what I'm saying?

Oh. And long flights. You need a coloring book. Yeah, yeah. You need something good. I need me a raw. Yeah. We roll with the gummies.

Like, roll with the gummies. And I'm usually stressing out over that, too. I'm like, ah, you know, like, damn it. Yeah. I tell you what i never felt less secure about my physical appearance until i went to uh the airport in denver oh because apparently denver is the fittest city in the united states you know i believe and so you know how they have the moving sidewalks uh at the airport right and so you know you'll walk a little ways and they have a moving sidewalk well you know i they have the moving sidewalks at the airport right and so you know you'll walk a little ways and they have a moving sidewalk well you know i get on those because it helps you you

know i mean you know right man not in denver man they all look at me like i was a a pariah for even being on it these felt mother scratchers are they're looking at you like you get a plastic straw in your drink yeah right like i just threw it in the ocean and choked a turtle with it yeah yeah you posted a video yeah airport the airport that's got all the hidden stuff in it they say i don't i don't know but i know that really drunk but man they they were literally they'd have their bags they'd be running yes i mean running and not jogging running through the airport with their back yeah and like they weren't even bothered by

it they were just like every evan everybody was doing it charleston was like i was like man are we running from something is jason boy he's back here why is everybody running they do want to give away at a dispensary in here they may they may they may not be the fittest city anymore now all that weed out there there's a dispensary right next to the airport it was called air supply oh that is so good we got picked up from the airport in the first place they took us because we went on a cannabis tour oh yeah we went to the canvas where we're at in in colorado i did i'm sure but yeah you know we stayed in a 420 friendly hotel we did like a painting with the twit with a twist but it was weed yeah cooking class what's that a

420 hotel means you can smoke weed in the room smoke weed in the room so so they all smell like skunk no it was just certain floors it was like one i think they had like one floor or something but okay whatever but yeah they picked us up and we were all a little hung over and he drove us straight to a dispensary oh that's great and like we're all you know we're from arkansas and we're all sitting there and like i'm trying not to throw up because i'm like bro i either need a drink or a joint. We're not good right now. He's like, y'all can smoke. And I was like, oh, thank you, God.

And we're in the van. Just fucking smoking so I don't puke. That's great. It was good, Tom. It was fantastic. No, that's great. I learned how to cook with weed, though. Did you?

That is fun, learning to cook with weed. That seems fun. I mean, do you cook with the weed? Oh, you see my pictures. I send you late nights sometimes. Oh, smell. Yeah, no, he does. He does do that.

You like to make the butter, don't you? Yeah, the brown. Oh, I make the oil, MCT oil. Yeah. MCT oil is what it's called. Yeah, they make the brownies with it. Yeah. Yeah. How do you make the oil?

Do you extract it? I've got an extractor what does that mean so with an extractor you put it in the weed and it compresses it real hard it looks like a tea machine or something it opens up at the top it's got like a little a little bowl in it like a bucket okay you put your herb in there and you pour your mct oil in there and then on the front it's got like a heat thing it's all preset stuff and you just okay how long you're going to do it and just set it up and so it just does everything it just pulls the the uh cannabis the the the good stuff into the oil it's got a little stir in it like a centrifuge every every so often i kind of stir it up a little bit

and then you go and then you hit a button put a little mason jar at the bottom and it just empties it right into the mason jar like it's pretty cool man and so now it's a levo weed that's left in there i take that sometimes if my wife's not and i'll put that inside the brownies but you gotta really like you gotta really like herb yeah but i'm saying is is the weed even any good at that point is there any weed left in it you couldn't really do nothing i mean it's not it's all slow it's just it's just sludge then yeah okay that's interesting yeah and the guy that cuts my hair he smokes vaporizer yeah gives me all this vaporized blood so all that really does is just makes it to thc hca you know what i'm saying okay and that's just makes it right for the my thing so oh for wow i give him half of it he's got a car too but i give him half the oil i make because he gives me all the product

okay kind of a little thing going okay okay make each other edibles and stuff that's what's up are you making us goodie baskets for for christmas i gotta make some oil this week i might be able to so you like to make the brownies with it? Oh, man, I love the brownies. Yeah. Nothing like an eye and fat at the same time. It's like the combination. It's a perfect combination. You can only squirt milk in your mouth.

Chocolate and herb taste so good together. Oh, so good. So good. Yeah? Man. Really? My favorite mother of a guy that I was dating or whatever, I wouldn't mother-in-law in a sense, we would

go hang out at their trailer in Conway and they would make brownies and we would, you know, just like pass out. We'd eat brownies, smoke and weed and pass out and wake up and be like, let's give us some more brownies. I'll be just teeny-eyed. My wife will be like, you ate too many brownies. I'm like, yes, I did.

Yeah. Sorry about that and whatnot. We're delicious. Hey'm like, yes, I did. Yeah. Sorry about that and whatnot. You were delicious. Hey, we're behind, so let's do that. Sorry about that. No, no, no. It's fine. Let's do this.

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and it didn't get approved. They specialize in getting claims approved that others don't. So go to TitanRoofingCompany.com. It's TitanRoofingCompany.com and check those guys out. And hey, it's time to do this, baby. this is the segment not like the other people do stupid shit you say oh brother hey it's not a copy or a clone of any previous bit but if you think so hey we don't give a shit yeah yeah wackadoo then the new yeah man wow still number one still number one still number one killing it on the charts destroying it yeah is uh morgan wallen gonna he wishes he had a song like that he wishes he had a song at a. I could, I could do that, couldn't I? Yeah, I probably could. Well, who didn't see this coming? A new survey has found more than 70% of American students

between 12 and 18 admit to using AI chatbots to help with homework. They're also doing this knowing full well that they might be breaking school rules. Well, duh. And that the AI isn't exactly known for its ability to be factually accurate. The study conducted by 11th grade student Tiffany Hsu in collaboration with Carnegie Mellon in Pittsburgh and the University of California, where they surveyed a bunch of students, 70% of them. Yeah, that's not shocking at all. If they had that in school, we'd use it. Hell yeah. What are you talking about all. If they had that in school, wouldn't you use that? Hell yeah. What are you talking about? Be happy they're doing that.

At least it's not straight plagiarism. No, I mean, at least you've got somewhat of your voice in chat GPT. Man. More than just straight plagiarism. It's hard to, it's harder to plagiarize now. Yeah.

I was paying all these kids to do my homework. Like, Oh, right. You could have just got chat you know like yeah done with you know hilarious no snitching no nothing yeah no we we just why don't we do that anymore you know we just get stitches you know why has that gone out of fashion man bring it back bring it back we copied uh we just would copy things from the World Book or whatever, the encyclopedia. Exactly.

I mean, nobody could tell it was plagiarism because you didn't have any way to compare it. It was like, you know, this book's from 86 and this is 92. I'm good. Hell yeah, I got that cost saver encyclopedia package. Yeah. No, that's how you had to do it. Kmart. that cost saver encyclopedia package yeah no that's that's how you had to do it at a bookshelf full of giant book information that was most likely out of date or wrong yeah and didn't have

to cite it no it was like here's my paper yeah that's right it was just my paper yeah written handwritten for the record uh telling cops you're a professional drinker won't help your case during a traffic stop. Police in Wheat Ridge, Colorado, arrived on the scene December 4th. There was a crash. A male suspect admitted to having 10 drinks before getting behind the wheel of the car. Pre-game. No one was injured, but after being handcuffed and arrested, he came back with a blood alcohol of.326. There you go.

That's rocking right there, man. That is a professional drinker. That is a professional. Yeah. Good go, man. Yeah. We got a room for you, bro. Your liver weakens.

You need to be flying a plane with that. Yeah, you do. Yeah. I've seen that movie. His liver's like a chick that Pete Davidson just left. Oh. Last April, Christina Silvey of Kent Washington's washington's oh no i'm not doing that no i'll save that one uh it was santa to the rescue when a fire broke out in delaware county

in pennsylvania on friday an unnamed county firefighter taking part in a holiday event addressed to santa claus when a fire was reported at Marcus Hook in Pennsylvania. Leaping into action, Santa, the firefighter, jumped into action, reported for duty at the blaze. The fire was controlled. No one was injured. The Santa outfit even had minimal damage. So that's good news.

Well, good. He'll get his deposit back. Yeah. A Scottsdale, Arizona man accused by authorities of posing as an uber driver and stealing hundreds of thousands in cryptocurrency from customers what yeah neuro hussein hussein allegedly served as a driver for two victims one in march another in october in both cases he called out the name of the victims when they picked them up as they waited for their rides not knowing how he knew their names.

Then he got a hold of their phones by saying his phone was dead or claiming to help fix a glitch in their ride share app. Once in his hands, he was able to transfer $223,000 in crypto from their accounts into his. Man, did they just have their account open or something? I mean, it's wild, man. I guess if you're rolling with that kind of, all right. I mean, I'm just thinking like, you know, they've got it on their phone. It's just always, I miss dying. Annie New, a social media influencer, has gone viral after she shared the story

of pretending to be her twin sister who passed away five years ago to protect her grandparents from heartbreak. Wow. Her sister died from vinyl meningitis. The family decided to keep it a secret, thinking it would be too much for the elderly grandparents to handle. She revealed she made holiday calls, maintained the illusion for years. Wow. What? Yeah.

Only disclosed the truth to her grandmother on her deathbed this year my dad came up with the idea not to withhold the truth but to spare them from heartbreak that is withholding the truth yeah many expressed empathy but others questioned whether it was right you know why that's insulting to the grandparents what makes you think that they can't handle that grandma on her deathbed was like you're a bitch yeah right sorry almost made it almost almost so close like the front of the sea was there but it didn't quite so close i'm off the tongue so close oh my gosh. Oh, my gosh. All right. So let's see. A viral TikTok video ignited discussion after a woman seen standing in the aisle for the entire seven-hour duration of a flight. Nope.

Dr. Richard Dong. Hold on. Dick Dong. Dick Dong. Dick Dong. Dick Dong. Share the clip. What's your doctor's name?

Dick Dong. Dr. Dick Dong? Dick Dong? What's your doctor's name? Dick Dong? Dr. Dick Dong. No. Sounds like a game. Oh, my God. Said, lady stood on my flight for the entire seven-hour duration watching her movie. Add in she did take her seat when the seatbelt sign was on. She was wrapped in a blanket, stood upright through the entire flight, even after the cabin lights went out uh some people poke fun at her maybe she's on the spectrum well that uh some

said maybe she had a medical condition making it painful to sit maybe she had a herniated disc i'm much more sympathetic to her than the dipshits lying to the grandparents. I feel like that was like a prolonged, you just like effed up joke from whoever they were, you know, whoever they were the parents for, the actual parents for. Here's why you don't send Christmas cards. Oh, okay.

Georgia realtor Jenny Smith had no idea a Christmas card would nearly cause marital drama. Is it like Elaine's? A few years ago, Smith decided to send holiday greetings to people in her database, including some she didn't know personally. One recipient, a guy named David, left her a voicemail saying the card had caused trouble at home. You sent a Christmas card to my house by mistake. Now my wife's accusing me of buying a house for a hidden girlfriend.

You need to straighten this out before it gets very ugly well what does she need to straighten out really with your relationship sounds like you got another girl it sounds like there's a pattern of behavior yeah uh she did call him back and explain the mix-up directly to his wife who said she was actually nice i apologize explain i grew up where we gave cars to everyone, even if we didn't know them well. The indecent or the incident prompted Smith to share a story on TikTok, reminding others to be cautious about sending unsolicited cards. No. Nope. Don't be cautious about that.

Matter of fact, you should randomly pick people from the phone book and write really special messages on it. You really should. You really should i really should that wednesday was so great okay i still think about it every day okay i wasn't thinking that i was thinking like special messages like yeah me too i don't that's really so like don't forget the christmas cane you remember that baby oh wow hey you know your your favorite um only fans uh star they're doing a documentary or or done a documentary about her sleeping with 100 men in a day. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Are they doing a documentary now? Yeah. I saw her the other day crying on a TV show. But she was crying in the documentary too. Yeah, maybe that's what they were promoting. I'm like, I don't have – you ask men to line up.

Now she's going to do a thousand yeah you're crying about 101 you're asking guys to line up for a thousand yeah which is a real special club to be in by the way she needs all the hydration she can need you're gonna have to run her on an iv drip and an iv drip in one arm and a KY drip. Never mind. Oh. Ayo. Buckingham Palace investigating after a staff member, believed to be a maid, was arrested following a Christmas party. Police called to a bar near the palace after the woman reportedly smashed glasses,

turned on bar staff, was arrested for assault, criminal damage, being drunk and disorderly. There you go, sis. Yeah, no, it's just the time. No, that's just British. That is just British. Yeah. A little drunken brawl. Yeah, I mean, if she wasn't, you know, associated with the palace, I don't think it would matter.

Probably wouldn't matter at all. Yeah. A man in Fort Lauderdale stole a Rolls Royce Cullinan from a hotel valet Wednesday morning. Who wouldn't? Well, I mean, if you're steal one do it right do it right uh he what'd he do with it he crashed it into a rally six miles away even better yeah police said suspect malik patterson fled on foot after the crash was caught by a canine he already had

outstanding warrants so yeah uh so now he's got a new one including grand theft auto which is up to 30 years in prison due to the value yeah you probably kicked the dog too so i mean that's a that's assault on a peace officer yeah well if you kick the canine yeah oh yeah that's just like kicking the car oh no you yeah that's bad i've never in fact if you killed the canine you would definitely be a cop killer yeah no for sure i've never so i you know i love body cam footage videos and dash cam footage videos and for the most part um i see the the officers remain calm the only time i've ever really seen them lose their shit one is whenever

that's the end of a high speed pursuit and they're like, you could have fucking killed them. All right. Let somebody, uh, F with their dog. Oh no, they'll lose. They come on. Yeah. I mean,

one of one dude, I you're, you're lucky probably that you made it to the police station. You're lucky. Yeah. They don't play around. This dude was trying to drown this guy's dog. Oh no.

He probably messed him up. Oh yeah, dude. He was. Oh yeah. No, he. He probably messed him up. Oh, yeah. Dude, he was over. Yeah. No, he fell down a lot on the way to the station. Fell down a lot. Yeah. Yeah.

That happened to me a couple times. You fell down? Yeah. Yeah. Tourist Sandro Angiolini was robbed of a suitcase containing half a million dollars worth of jewels while visiting Rosa's Plaza in Queens. Your fault. As he walked from his car to the restaurant, several men jumped out of a black SUV, attacked him, and fled with the suitcase.

Yeah, well. It does have a happy ending. I bet it does. Thanks to the Apple AirTag in his suitcase. The thieves weren't aware of that, that allowed nypd to track them quickly uh they located the suv in bayside where they recovered the jewels and arrested the suspects both men are now in prison and uh probably getting ready for love fest uh 2025 and are somehow connected to the the owner i, because I'm sorry you're walking out with that many jewels.

It's not some random SUV rolling up. I don't think it was a scam. No, I think that the owner of the jewels, the possessor, the original possessor of the jewels, said something to the wrong, you know, Poopy, Ray Ray, Teresa. My cousin heard this. Sydney. Yeah. I mean, you said something to the wrong folks. Yeah.

And somebody overheard something. Yeah. Somebody heard you. Yeah. All right. Well, let's do something different, shall we? All right. What are we doing?

What are we doing? Are you nervous? I said we're doing something different. Well, we are going to do something different. But are you nervous about What are we doing? Are you nervous? I said we're doing something different. Well, we are going to do something different, but are you nervous about it or something? I don't know. I mean, it is Monday. I am feral.

She is always feral. Hey, if you're having a problem with your heat or air, it's a bad time to have those kind of problems, man. Listen, what you want to do is go to cabotmechanical.com. Reach out to David Lindsay and his team over there tell them we sent you uh these guys are very honest and very fair and that's hard to find in that kind of thing uh i've told the story he saved me a lot of money when someone else thought i needed a new air unit and it ended up costing under $200. That's the kind of surprise you want in your day. Go to cabotmechanical.com and check those guys out over there.

They're really good folks, and you'll be glad that you worked with them. All right. So you said, what are we going to do now? Well, let's talk about this. You seem to be high on this subject right here. Socialist fashion? A socialist apparel brand. It's called Comrade Workwear,

if you have any question about where they stand. Comrade Workwear is planning to release a set of most wanted CEO playing cards. Oh, snap! Following the murder of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson. Yeah, alleged, right? Comrade Workwear founder James Haar plans in a TikTok video he announced on Saturday, crediting a follower for the idea.

He explained that the playing cards would be a uh oh a knockoff of the most wanted iraqi playing cards we had those back in the day yes we did he said this is what i'm thinking for the back of the cards basically each suit is going to be like certain types of industry so clubs are going to be like pharmaceutical and chemical the hearts can be like intel and real estate okay diamonds will be for tech and finance and media and spades for oil and war uh he developed cards for specific ceos and encouraged feedback from tiktok users expressing he wanted to launch the venture soon tell me if you guys dig this i want to put it out like asap um just in time for the holidays right right right um so my question is i mean obviously you can do it uh it's a free country

you can absolutely do that but is it are people gonna buy it well oh people will buy it there's no doubt people will buy it but my question is is it the wrong message is it morally bankrupt to do it to put out cards that say these are the ceos what would make it morally bankrupt well because you're saying hey this is our hit list right are you are you just making cards capitalizing on i understand what you're saying but you know what i'm saying yeah at the end of the day which is all semantics aside all legalities aside is it a good thing or not to target the ceos of companies are they actually being targeted i don't know are they are they good thing they might i mean it's a good argument i mean i see what you're doing just it's just some cards no it is it's just cards that's all it is it's just paper with pictures on it just

wanted what do you think chad well okay were the iraqi ones morally bankrupt no they needed to die okay i don't know if they need to die okay i there's a difference in a terrorist and a ceo i think is there i don't think elon musk is strapping on bombs and blowing people up you know so there is a difference i don't think so you don't i don't think so because they capitalize on the deaths of people who these uh these these ceos the insurance ones probably all of them that's insurance though okay well all right so should the cards just be insurance ceos um no i mean i like that they've got the the war and and and all that and the finance and the tech because i mean tech you know you've got these mines over there i saw a video the other day where

they were you know pulling somebody out of the dirt, these people that are out there working for a dollar a day to get this, you know, whatever it is that goes inside of our phones and our computers and your stupid Cybertrucks, you know. Well, I don't know if the Cybertruck is used on that stuff. I don't know. Maybe they are. I mean, it's all computered, right?

I guess so. Anything that's got, you know. Lithium are. I mean, it's all computered, right? I guess so. Anything that's got, you know. The lithium. Yeah. That you're talking about the lithium. Oh, the lithium.

Yeah. Didn't they just find, what is it they found here in Arkansas? They found a big deposit of lithium. Yeah, they did. Yeah.

Yeah. They're getting ready to mine that here. And that's horrible too, man. Have you seen how they do that? Well, we won't,

we won't pay our kids that little little here our kids can make more money doing it but it's like they have to destroy the way they do it it destroys like the whole area does it yeah what does it do the mine that goes down it's like in layers like a box that mine well man what do you think box sides full of box site mines but it's like where it's at in arkansas it's like some pretty stuff. Oh. You don't want that there. Yeah, you don't want that there.

I don't visit there. It'll ruin the haberdashery. You know what I'm saying. It's going to piss off some old people. Well, yeah, I'm sure it probably will. So I'm looking at our chat. Yeah. You're going to have some more wrestlers in the studio Thursday maybe?

Is that what I'm seeing is correct? No, no, no. No, no. I think Thursday is Dads After Dark. Dads After Dark. Yeah, that's the podcast. Dads After Dark. They're a podcast.

I got those guys coming in. Yeah, it should be a really interesting show. What do they do? What do they talk about? Well, I don't know, really. Oh, okay. To be honest with you okay but all kinds of stuff i guess after dark sounds like it's a good name what do y'all talk about they talk about everything man they talk about what dads do after dark what do dads do after

she's wanting to sit in on that one oh yeah i know i thought it was i thought it was um no no because dad usually implies that there's a mom there too i'm not getting down with that um i was hoping i was hoping for um because i don't get to come on thursdays you know because of the bees of the eyes and y'all have had some wrestlers on and i want to and marla and i love you marla uh yeah no and there's going to be a lot more of those guys coming in over the next little bit because Ark and Brawl is January 25th. And now somehow, someway, my match with Jimmy Buffay has become the main event.

Well, of course. Well, no, I mean, it shouldn't be, but now it is. It has to be. And now I have to deliver the goods. I mean, you're Patrick of Patrick and the People. I'm taking the belt. I can tell you it's my belt. De facto main event.

I'm coming in the ring if I have to. It's my belt. Trust me when I tell you. I have a belt. I'm not chinching on this either. I have a belt. This is the real deal. We're going ham on this one.

I'm telling you. It's going to be cool, though. They're doing a scaffold match for a couple of other guys for a big time and that scaffold is going to be way up in the area yeah it's going to be dope yeah so we'll have eight matches it's going to be completely free to the public you can come out here and see the studios come watch that have a lot of fun uh we're going to have some food uh hopefully we'll have some food trucks and uh you know if a vendor wants to come and set up we'd love to have that uh just reach out to us at patrickandthepeople.com you can go over there and just email us uh you got your whole get up yet like what you're gonna wear i i'm working on that yeah because you don't be like

angry patrick like except like robin you know what i'm saying? No, man. I'm coming out baller. Trust me, you. When I tell you I'm coming out baller, I'm straight coming out. You need the jacket, the cane, all that. Pulling. Like a nature boy jacket. Yeah. Yeah.

I need something, man. I'm working on it right now. The angry boy. The angry boy. The angry boy. That's it. You should wear a kilt like Drew McIntyre. No, I don't wear kilts. No kilt, man. No kilt. I don't do that. The angry boy. Did you wear a kilt like Drew McIntyre? No, I don't wear kilts.

No kilt, man. No kilt. I don't do that. It's leather. Yeah, no, I have a fat ass. I don't wear kilts. He does too. Okay.

Yeah, no. No, I don't like to air the jewels out like that. It makes me a little nervous. I get very nervous about that. Though I do, I have friends that will rock the kilt. You know, I think it's cool. It's good. I don't have the comfort.

You don't like your legs? They're too bony? That's just weird. I don't know, man. You got chicken legs? Yeah, I do have chicken legs, though. See, that's what happens, yeah. And white.

I got nice jams, but, you know, and I'm sure if I were going to wear a kilt, it'd be a real short kilt. Real short, like just right under my butt. I have a long body. Is that still a kilt if it's just under my butt? Oh, you have a mini kilt. A mini kilt. Yeah, I'm going to wear a mini kilt and show that ass. That's a stage outfit.

Have a little garter on underneath your leg. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. Here, listen. You want to get away, right? You're going to want to take a vacation after these holidays. You're definitely going to want to take a vacation. I'm going to need one.

Costco sold a booking for an around-the-world cruise for $293,000 via Costco Travel. The revelation came Thursday. The CFO provided some fun facts about Costco's member-exclusive travel service during their first quarter earnings. He said our largest cruise booking last year was a 150-day around-the-world cruise starting from Fort Lauderdale, making stops everywhere, but including the Galapagos and Easter Islands. And the six-figure price tag booked the owner's suite cabin on the ship for two people. The total price, $293,000 for two in the owner's suite cabin and added values on the booking.

That included a ship credit of $13, grand and a Costco shop card worth 25 grand. The CFO didn't say what a cruise line it was. He said, we offer a wide range of vacation packages, car rentals, you know, all those different things. What? Yeah. Everything. They sell gold.

Yeah. They sell gold. Brooks. Yeah. Yeah. Gold. You can buy gold bars there and they've been selling them out like crazy. I don't know who's buying gold bars.

I've been in big ever since the pandemic and stuff. Like I got these big chests full of gold and silver. Yeah, I'm big on that stuff right now. You mean actual gold? Yeah, like buying the gold. Physical gold. Yeah. You're not investing in it.

You have actual like gold in a box. Yeah, I where do you live i'm not telling you right i started buying it like 1800 and the other day it was like 2500 so yeah that's great you should have sold i'm holding how much iron 2500 can it go eventually i think it might hit three oh i don't know you think so like when i'm older oh and you're older so you're gonna hold on to the long term you know i got you well you know what if you're gonna hold anything long term gold is a good one to hold yep without a doubt gold and silver both you know what's interesting because i see a lot of silver at goodwill and habitat and that's just 40 bucks it's wild to me 40 bucks an ounce ounce. Is it? Like 35, 36.

Now, what if it's like, you know, a silver platter? Can you take that and they'll buy it? It depends on the purity. Yeah. You want like 90% at least. So more like pendants, necklaces, things like that. Yeah, I think this stuff is all probably coated. My mom had a bunch of silverware and she took it to the joy store and they get like they melted it

down and gave her money for it really yeah yeah it was actual silk actual silverware yeah okay oh what okay i may actually come on thursday well shane says uh they're they're bringing a special book for either you or rich to read aloud on air is it a follow-up to the red book that we have in the studio currently uh i don't know but i'm i'm intrigued to see what this book is i just kept thinking about that no hold on hey we're not omg in here are we lulling no we're not if you say lol out loud something's gone wrong do you do you use anything like that ever say it out loud not out loud text it but i don't say it out loud yeah what about you if i do it it's one of the it's it's a a tongue-in-cheek yeah i Yeah, I'm like, lols.

Yeah, every once in a while, I'll mess up and say IRL in real life. Other than that, I don't say anything. I know, right? It's mostly just the little emojis, though. I don't like it. Oh, my, Shane. Uh-oh. What?

He's getting all the deets over there, man. What did he say? I mean, why don't you look? I don't want to do it. Reach around books. Yeah, reach around books. Oh, that sounds great, man. i'm very intrigued by this oh so i get buzzed for omg but we're not buzzing that's right reach around omg is a thing stop saying that offensive stuff this is my show we're not gonna do that

you're not doing that crap here now. Kristen, make me a shirt that says OMG. That's fine. You can wear your shirt and you look like a wham. I think that's what they had. Shirts that had big letters on it like that. No, I want the graphic from the book. This is great.

Third leg pussy. Look at it. Okay. This is great. Third leg, let's see. Okay, so this is great, man. You know, we struggle. I read the other day that AI now has mastered the 15-day weather report because, you know, weathermen often seem to not get it right. But this is great i i think this is so important and so valuable and so needed um the mission of the national oceanic and atmospheric administration that's noaa is to provide daily weather forecasts severe storm warnings uh climate monitoring to fisheries management, coastal restoration, and the support

of marine commerce. That's a pretty straightforward mission. It's on their homepage. That's what it says. But the outgoing administration, and I think this is wonderful. I just think this is the greatest thing ever. President Joe Biden decided that the folks in charge of tracking storms and forecasting whether it will rain or snow need a little bit of indigenous knowledge injected into it. According to a report from the Washington Beacon, the effort is part of a last minute push to embrace.

Well, they say pseudoscience in this article, but it says NOAA is excited to team up with the American Indian stuff to the weather and get their knowledge and incorporate that into this. Are they going to pay them? Wow. Well, they should. I mean, we ought to pay them for something. My question here is, mean i don't i don't want to be negative but i'm not sure that the rain dance is going to help us out you know i mean i are so racist that is not in any possible way uh that at all i'm saying i would like to know from a Native American, a Native American, how can you contribute to that?

Are they basing it off like migrations? Like this bird does this one before it rains? Maybe, yeah. I mean, maybe. If you're doing something to do with migrations or something like that. But if you're trying to incorporate, you're trying to incorporate rain gods into it.

I don't think so. You don't think so? I think I need. Because I would be a little bit like, think so? I think I need this whole ass set of books. Oh, God. Are you still on the reach of a number? I am. You are stuck already in a Monday. It's Monday in your head.

He's going to be up here like a groupie. Hand jobs for the whole family? Oh, my God. Is that one of the books? That is. That does sound like a great book. I'm sure it is. Do you want to play with my balls?

Wow. Part one and two. Mike Hunt smells like fish. Mike. Mike. Michael. My cunt. My cunt.

Michael. My cunt. My cunt. Michael. Now, there. I earned that one. Peter pitched a tent. Wow.

I bet he did. Spank the monkey, lends a hand. Peter pitched a tent. Wow, I bet he did. Spanked the monkey, lends a hand. Poor monkey. Wow. Susie likes to look at balls. Wow. Brenda's fever plays around. These are great books.

I'm sure they're written tongue-in-cheek, and they're very well done. We'll find out on Thursday when you get to read them. Apparently so. Apparently I'm going to read one. I'm going to be here. I'm going to be right there. I'm going to be on the floor. We're going to do a kid's reading video.

I'm going to bring my binky. We're going to do a kid's reading video. Yeah. Put it online. Kind of like when Samuel L. did Go the F to Sleep. Yeah, that was great, actually. That was awesome. That is a great one right there.

Look at the F in man. Huh? Yeah. Go the F to Sleep. No, I mean, look, Samuel L. Jackson is look samuel jackson is the man he can do anything uh okay let's talk about uh body parts being grown in a lab here yeah yeah yeah now it's it's good news here uh regrowing a missing limb no big deal uh for starfish or salamanders anyway but But what about humans? Individual cells in your body constantly get replaced as they wear out, like the outer layer of your skin sheds every four weeks.

Yep. Did you know that? Mm-hmm. Well, you probably do because you've got to learn all about that when you become a piercer, don't you? A little bit, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, if you're going to drill holes in people,

you've got to know what you're drilling through. Right, right, right. Yeah, no, it's fine. However, regenerating complete organs and body parts beyond the scope of human biology, but in recent years, scientists have now successfully grown a range of replica human body parts in the lab. Did they start with a penis? You would have. Probably. you would have probably they're grown from stem cells and uh an organ on chip model

in which specific tissues grown on credit card size devices that mimic the uh human body um so yeah now they're actually growing these body parts that they're going to be able to use the brain the heart kidney lungs stomach vagina, penis, the penis, the ear, the colon, testicles, placenta. Why are we regrowing a placenta? Well, I have an idea of why one might regrow a placenta. Okay, tell me. why one might regrow a placenta okay so you could have a woman who maybe early on had some uh issues with her female parts and she wants to have a baby that makes sense and so you could you know the first thing i was thinking was like why oh no it's definitely you get rid of no you're absolutely right but let's say but let's say that you're not a

yeah yeah gender no that's what i'm saying if you're not a cisgender afab afab afab assigned female at birth afab okay yes i'm sorry my afab drag name is bet Worm. Yeah, Betty Worm. Betty Worm. I remember. Yeah, so if you're assigned female or male at birth. A non-AFAB. Yeah. You may want to have a baby. Maybe they can transplant one of those in there for you. There you go. And I'm sure they have to have a whole farm of genitalia growing somewhere these days.

You know, you just come into the penis farm and pick out. Go ahead and walk the line. Walk the line. He grew three inches last night.'s on epstein island oh my god could you imagine like the where you cut the displays like that's what i'm saying you just walk to the penis farm go pick your member and just grab it and bring it back to us you know you want to mess around with it a little bit while you're there check it out yeah and like the pumpkin patch that's for the pedos little pumpkins well i would rather them do that right all day all day well and then we'd and then we'd know right because they'd show up no you should let them pedo penis patch and we would just be like oh my god i don't know what happened to them every third one has a grenade in it yeah they got good luck hey we saw them leave yeah i'm leaving getting their stuff in their

vehicular and leave i don't know what happened after they left our property it's got to be a you know weird experience growing body parts in a lab i mean i mean what kind of day is your what kind of you know day is your job about horrible and that no i mean i grew balls today oh yeah i feel like that's such a niche area of medical you know expansion or whatever that anybody that's there really wants to be there probably no definitely and they're much smarter than we are i promise you it's like they don't you don't accidentally end up in gynecology but no no and i never understood i mean thank god uh that somebody out there said yeah i'll be a proctologist right that's what i was yeah who wants to sign up for that well nobody well i don't know somebody died from prostate

cancer or something that's a hard battle to fight now you if you if you if you become a proctologist you either it's either the money or you like them booties well or you know you've got a personal connection to it like you had a family member or something that you know didn't get checked didn't get there didn't go see their proctologist, didn't get their prostate massage. It would take a lot more than that. It would take a lot more. Look, there's a lot of body parts as a doctor I'd be willing to work on.

Even as a regular doctor. That's the one you're like, mm-hmm. The finger every once in a while, you know what I'm saying? What? The finger every once in a while, the doctor would be like. Well, I mean, imagine. He's never done it to me, but I'm just saying. How often?

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. The little check. How often do youall have to be violated that way i don't know do they do that anymore that way i don't i don't know if they still do it that way i've never had it done i'll be honest i've not ever been violated in that way so women y'all i feel sorry for y'all, man. Regularly. I think it, you know, it's... Are you serious, Chad? Yes, I have. I'm talking to him.

Watch this. Are you talking about the speculum? Oh my God. Yes. Chad, Kristen, come get your man. Bring me the dog when you do. I said speculum. I knew what it was. I said spreader.

He said spreader. It's not butter, okay? No, and they were so bad. I think it would be, for me as a female, it would be weirder to have a guy that's a gynecologist. It is. It is. Especially if it's like some 9 out of 10 model you know, nine out of 10 model looking dude.

Yeah. Oh, that's horrific. That's horrific. That's the worst. That is the worst. For me, it was the most, it was like just horrible because I would go to UAMS regularly because that's what your insurance pay for. Yeah.

And it's a teaching hospital. Right, right. Everybody's up in that blank thing. Well, they finally started, you know, in the past few years, asking you if it's okay if they come in. You know how a team gets up in that thing? Yeah, here's the students, and then you've got the most gorgeous fucking dude come in. And it's just like, yes, you. Yeah.

And they're like, scoot down. It's like, but he's going to see my black hole. And I don't want him to see my black hole. It's just awful. Yeah, no, it would be. It would be. That's what I mean. And you never know if you're going to have the same person when you come back the next year.

I mean, you have strangers. Yes, this is why people don't go to the teaching university sometimes. Every year. It's horrible. My last one was the worst one I've ever had. I actually sent her a little note on my Baptist health, my chart thing. No, it was horrible. It was the worst experience

i've ever had at a gynecologist it wasn't that she was done in less than five minutes was he like can i get a selfie or something no no it was a female but she was done in less than five minutes and that that procedure that examination should take longer than that okay and she's trying to get me you were mad she wasn't there long enough i'm mad that she was violating me while i'm trying to talk to her about my concerns as a 47 year old woman whose sex drive was messed up my hormones were messed up all this stuff's going on and she's just like oh yeah yeah yeah scoot down and i was like hey bitch she's in there changing the oil not even paying attention hold on i'm gonna let me check this real quick well and then i was like can we i was like please check my hormones she said well we'll have to have another appointment

for that i'm like fine i show up for my my appointment for that which was on my birthday and she's like oh no they can't do that you have to have another appointment to talk about your menstrual cycle and this and this and this i was like you mean that shit she was supposed to talk to me about a month ago she signed up for her birthday to go back did you hear that what now she made an appointment on her birthday to go back to go back it was that important it was that important to me not to get molested to get my blood drawn well i'd already i'm gonna get touched today one way or another hey i had already violated or violated i had already filed for divorce at that point in time so i mean you were fair game anyway that was fair game at that point our ladybug is oh okay i thought it was dead i did too it will be soon enough no don't kill the ladybug i didn't say i'd kill it it'll just die i mean what's it gonna do in here i don't

know walk around aimlessly looking for an exit it's a good sign of what i don't know infestation it's it's probably one of those new japanese ones. Well, they worried about the other thing. Where's the weird thing that was... That's probably a Soviet drone. They don't look red, do they? No, that's because it's not. It's not a ladybug. I'm telling you, it's one of those new Japanese invasive bugs.

If it was from Japan, it would be the right color. What were they, green, red, and white? That's a knockoff from Teemu. That's a Teemu ladybug all right hey this is a uh good news look if if you want to yeah if you want to be popular this i've said this for a long time but president trump uh or elect trump has announced a commitment to abolish daylight savings time man but have you heard how it's going to mess us up? How's it going to mess us up? Twilight's going to be at like 4 o'clock in the morning or something like that,

3 o'clock in the morning. He ain't going to do shit. Well, no, I do think they may change this. That'll be the only thing that happens. Daylight savings time involves setting clocks forward, of course, by one hour during warmer months to extend daylight and then reverting and cooler. The practice was standardized in the U.S. in 1966 to conserve energy, make better use of daylight, but

its effectiveness has been debated with studies showing minimal energy savings and potential health risks like increased heart attack and workplace injuries due to the time change. heart attack and workplace injuries due to the time change. Studies have shown the shift to daylight savings in spring increases the risk of heart attacks by 24% on the following Monday. And there are also reports of increased stroke risk. Really? I mean, is it that big of a deal for an hour of sleep? I mean, 24% increase in heart attacks?

Maybe you're just pissed off about changing your clock yeah i mean that seems a little much so um but it says we lose uh 434 million a year due to productivity declines caused by sleep disturbances and injuries during the transition periods so apparently it's people struggle with the switch over i don't like it i don't like all the darkness i think it messes with people's depression well it does i mean i i don't like that so if they changed it it would be they said the dark sooner thing yeah they said the twilight like not really sunrise but like yeah see like the sun trying to come up would be at like four yeah right at four yeah but i mean i wouldn't care would you i mean it doesn't make a difference

to me really i mean it's going to be light as long as it's going to be light you can make use of it or not make use of it i guess you know yeah um i don't i don't but i do think about it though man i think they need to switch it back from what it is not right now. Like, I don't like what we're at right now. No, I don't like that either. Switch to the other style. Yeah, no. Yeah.

I don't, I don't like. You get an extra hour of sleep. No, you don't. No, you don't. No. They just robbed you for another. No, it never seems to benefit us in any possible way. The longest day.

That's true though. That long day. That's true, though. That long day. Oh, the equinox? Yeah, that's the... Yeah, the equinox. Yeah, that day sucks, man. Yeah. You got to have a lot of Netflix and chill that day.

I think you pick up another minute or two. Yeah. I mean, it's a hard time. It's a long day, man. A very long day for you, huh? Yeah, it is. Okay. All right.

Do you care about daylight savings time either way? Does it affect you like that? I'm a grown up, so I just live my life. She's like, I'm just an adult. Yeah, I'm just an adult. Like, I mean, I like, I'm not the biggest fan of it getting dark earlier. No. Personally.

When you get off work, you don't want it to be dark. No. Well, it's dark when I get off work anyways. You can make it where it's not. You know what I'm saying? But like. Six o'clock, it's dark. i get off work anyways you can make it where it's not yeah i'm saying like but like six o'clock it's dark like yeah that's kind of ridiculous it makes it hard to be for me to want to be productive yeah exactly you know and like anything after work you don't want to feel like doing nothing but go home i work nights but you yeah yeah well i guess you

technically do yeah So, yeah. Let the break. But I mean, you know, I get it. Because like, let's say it's a Tuesday, right? And I mean, you know, I'm not open. But we are now, FYI. And I want to go to my meeting. And my meeting meets at 7 p.m.

Well, it's dark at 5, 530. Yeah, no, I don't like it being dark and cold like man yeah but but i mean it's still gonna cycle through lighter longer or not no matter what right right right it's still gonna do that it's not gonna be it's dramatic though that's right if you don't have to shift over if it just stays that way it'd be fine right all right i think so anyways yeah no i i don't i i i just wish it stay the same whatever it's going to be and i'll adjust to it and be done yeah i know that's it all right let's uh let's move on see what's happening here oh yeah yeah let's see what is happening well to reach around Well. Reach around. A lot of stuff.

Yeah. A lot of stuff is happening. I'm going to tell you what, if you are thinking about buying or selling a house, reach out to me. And I'm thankful, by the way, for all the folks that are. I picked up a couple this weekend, two different homes that I'm going to list. One of them is in a really great place in Shannon Hills area. And it's really tucked away. It's a little buried up spot, a little half acre with a three bedroom, two bath house on it.

And I mean, it's got a new roof. It's got new air. It's got new floors, new paint, new everything. And that mug is going to be like $155. Wow. Yeah, I said $ 155 with a half acre yeah you can't beat that three two come on man that's that's a that's gonna be a hell of a deal right there it's better than santa's place yeah and then i've got another one uh in conway that's coming up that's a three two and it's where's that gonna be a good one uh it's on cross point in kind of way

yeah it is a nice little neighborhood it's very nice yeah uh so lots going on if you need to sell a house uh let me know because i'll be glad to help you do it yeah hey i'll try to be and uh i'll definitely definitely help you buy one uh it's funny because some people are so quick to pick one out and other people take so long to do it yeah i mean i were you yeah how long did it take only because everybody's buying everything i got in that same thing where we had overbid and stuff like that yeah i got worse time worst time ever it took a little longer yeah if if i if i had it to do over again patrick was my man it probably wouldn't have took no it would not have taken i

know that's right now we get it done uh but i did i've got one client that it took i think 32 houses we looked to find one i'd be like pick a damn house man you got to be patient you know sometimes it but it does always uh amazing it is a lot of houses it amazing most what's the most that you've taken somebody to oh the most expensive home like the most you've taken oh that that one 32 yeah 32 is the most yeah that i've taken someone to i've got one right now that's on 16 so they're halfway there that might be i'm hoping because we you know sometimes it takes people a minute to land on what their real range is going to be yeah you know they'll start looking at houses here, and then after they get done looking at all of them,

they're like, ah, let's move up a little more and look up here. You know, or sometimes they think they're going to come in and they're going to go for that, you know, 375 house, and then they find out what the payment's going to be. And they're like, ah, let's take it down some. That happens sometimes too. But whatever the price range is, it doesn't matter. I can help you find it if you want a $100,000 house or a million dollar house.

It makes me know, never mind. I've got a client coming in this next weekend to look at a couple of houses that are in that half million range. Wow. You know, and I'm saying that's great. You know, but I have a lot of folks that are looking at 150 250 000 so whatever you need we can definitely uh help you find it and don't think you can't buy a house I mean it's it's just a process just a process to get your credit where you need my house anybody can buy a house I'm telling you man my credit used to be horrible like like I'm yeah but yeah i'm with you on that yeah

that jenny says uh she said that's me uh because she said she's the one that took 32 houses it is you but i wasn't mad and you know i'm not mad no girl she's working on it yeah beautiful home beautiful home they're great people her and her man david they're they're really cool people and uh i enjoy I like working with my clients I mean sometimes sometimes it's kind of almost you know bittersweet when we close on a house because you don't get to hang out with them as much and some of them I really enjoy getting to know and hang out with and you know go through the process because it is a lot of fun if you're doing it the right way you can have a good time you know looking and talking and just visiting and doing that old lady there's a little short old lady it was really boring

but i mean yeah i could have somebody like patrick i would pick somebody like patrick well you'll have i promise this you'll have a lot more fun there's uh there's a lot of karens out there if you like working with them i promise you real estate's full of karens yeah a lot of uh very rich uh bored housewives yes yes yeah and we had we had kind of the same experiences in when when i was painting like building of that relationship with the client like you're spending all this time with them you're in their home you're you know you end up you end up there therapizing them or whatever you know half the time yeah especially during covid and you know at the end of, you know, you end up, you end up there, they're apprising them or whatever, you know, half the time, especially during COVID. And, you know, at the end of it, you know, you're like, shit. Yeah. I've enjoyed it. Yeah. And I've ended up, um, continuing being friends with, um,

clients from, from that time. They've been amazing. They've continued to support me with the break room. They share our stuff and the people like they're phenomenal. I love them. Yeah. No, I, I love mine too. And it is interesting because sometimes as a realtor, you know, you do a lot of things and, uh, you're talking about that counseling is, is kind of part of the process because sometimes couples don't agree, you know, and I have to help bridge them, you know, to find in what it is because, you know, one person may be locked in on a certain thing and the other's not, and it's, it's causing hiccups, you know,

uh, for everybody. And, um, because men and women, they look at the completely different, very different on a stereotypical basis, usually on 99% of cases, the guy is going to talk about the roof and the woman wants to talk about the design you know the the layout you know uh and and that's that's really the way it normally starts you know guys are they get real uh most guys get very pensive in the home buying process women are having a blast their guys are over here with their butts going, God, this is going to cost me a lot of damn money. We got to pick out everything. Oh, yeah. Brand new.

Oh, nice. I was like, pick it. Yeah, you just let her do it. No, because we don't. Mostly we don't care. Honestly, mostly. I'm getting a brand new house. That's all I cared about. Yeah, you got a brand new one. Like that's all I cared about. Yeah. Yeah.

You got a brand new one. Yeah. Yeah. You picked all that out. Well, no. And, and, and, and to your point, I mean, that's, that's what I'm saying, guys. They want to know about the roof. They want to know how's the air, the foundation, the plumbing, you know, these things are going

to cost money, you know, and that's what they're looking at because they're scared to death. I mean, most people, especially at home prices, it's a lot of money. They're scared to death i mean most people especially at home prices it's a lot of money they're scared to death i'm gonna buy a turd yeah and you know whatever needs to be fixed is gonna get you're gonna get screwed over on and now you're in these situations now and it's i'm glad that titan roofing is is a sponsor you can show up to buy a house and not be able to buy it not be able to get it insured or whatever because of the roof yeah especially here in arkansas now yeah no it is important uh to have that you know um but there are ways to accomplish anything you want to accomplish you know you can buy fixer uppers you can do all kinds of stuff it just depends on you know there are different ways

to buy different kinds of home right you know on you know there are different ways to buy different kinds of home right you know and uh if you're looking to get into a matter of fact i've got a really cool couple uh actually it's a couple and their adult daughter and um they're super nice man and they're investors from california and um they come out here and you know we'll go look at houses and buy houses and man we have so much fun but they're brand new to investing so you know I've kind of had to help them through the process learn how you know to look at it right evaluate it help them get set up with people from you know contractors matter of fact Bundy i was just fixing to say bundy yeah bundy uh went to my investors home the other day and uh he's doing electrical work for them he's to help my

buddy a lot yeah bundy is good people man he is good people and matter of fact if you need electrical work uh dustin bundrick bundy electric man he is solid people you see him on the show you know i never thought about that until you said that. Damn, I never thought about that, man. No relation to Ted Bundy. Wow, man. Yeah, and he proudly uses that as his nickname. Yeah, I would too, man.

He owns it. He owns that stuff. I would too. I own Sledge. Yeah? I love my last name. It's not Sludge. No, it's not Slud either.

No, no, it could have been. It could have been. It could have been. All right, let's do something else. No, no, it didn't. Could have been. Only on Sundays. Could have been. Could have been. All right, let's do something else here. Let's do this. listen up now i'll tell you a story without a doubt it's kind of gory it's the worst news you could ever hear things just like this make you fear lying lunched on a dumb guy's knee or a big hard fuck drowning somebody why are you laughing why are you laughing this shit ain't funny that's right luke you tell him it ain't funny we got a million views

this weekend for streams oh yeah yeah that's amazing congratulations luke that's awesome man a million streams man that is dope as hell man yeah man it couldn't happen to a better person dude is just dope he's just good people man for. He's the kind of person you want to root for. Absolutely. Awesome. Yes. Yeah. A California teenager left with severe injuries after a vape device exploded in his face, leading to multiple surgeries and amputation of parts of his fingers.

Wow. He's 15. Oh, man. Yeah. Aiden Adams of Bakersfield, California. Oh, man. Yeah. Aiden Adams of Bakersfield, California.

He had been warned, he says, by his parents about the dangers of vaping. Despite their concerns, he secretly used the devices, often hiding them. On the fateful day, while attempting to fix a malfunctioning vape, he struck it against the ground and brought it to his mouth just before it exploded wow he said a big flash is all he remembers and his dad the explosion caused shrapnel to cut his face left his hands mangled he managed he managed to flag down a passing driver to get help uh when he returned home his parents were horrified at the sight of his injuries. The palm of his hand was turned inside out. Digits were hanging. Returned home?

Yeah. A lot of tissue exposure. Straight to the hospital. What are you doing? I don't know. Are you just like, Mom, can you fix it? Look at my hand. Get some vaccine?

Yeah, yeah. Rub some dirt on it. Walk it off. That's what I tell my kids. Yeah. I know your hand was severed walk it off um another one emergency surgery saved his thumb parts of his middle and index fingers had to be amputated um his father expressed outrage over the popularity of vaping among teenagers these things get in the hand of kids and have highly explosive possibility well there's a gazillion of them out there and and it does happen from time to time you do see that

but i'm not sure that um banging it i yeah i think banging it may have been yeah the problem why were you banging it well he's probably trying to get it to work and he's just clogged up you know it's clogged up and yeah and he just didn't think about it. But, yeah, they have batteries and power in them. I mean, it's unexploded. Like, we take the batteries out of toys and clocks at the break room. What are you doing? Blowing up and catching on fire in the house.

Oh, yeah. When they first started, yeah. Oh, that's probably my favorite thing post-Christmas is watching all the videos of people with those brand new things just busting their asses. Running into walls. So is that the ladybug that's flying around or is that something else? The ladybug is on my stand. Okay, well, something's flying around. Well, no telling what it is.

We've got all kinds of wild shit. Rufus. Gunfire erupted at a pop-up party. Oh, how fun. Here, let me do that again. Coming for you. Oh, I'm shooting at the butterfly. Oh, there it is.

What is that? Oh, my God. Getting there, getting there. What is it? I don't know. It's flying. It's okay. It's okay.

You're okay. I'm not okay. Gunfire erupted at a pop-up in Houston Saturday, leaving two teens dead and three others injured. Happened at a strip mall where an empty storefront was converted into a makeshift club illegally and filled with kids. The best one. The assistant police chief, Luis Sierra, said during a news conference that officers responding shots fired at 11.20 p.m. found chaos, a large people running out.

At the news conference, Mayor Whitmire said, we lost some young people tonight that was very preventable if they didn't come to locations like this. 16-year-old boy died from a gunshot wound. 16-year-old girl died at the hospital. Three injured in the shooting included a 13-year-old in critical condition. Said no suspects identified no suspects identified always man oh my goodness i lost a friend last week all right so sorry hey did y'all hear that

the um that there's a new conspiracy theory about the the uhc ceo uh alleged murder. Alleged. So there's some folks over on Elon's thingy, X, are alleging that it was a hit because he was going to testify against Hillary. Oh, yeah. Clinton dynamic.

Yeah. Certainly, that's what it was. Case closed. Three women were found dead in a Columbus, Ohio. No, certainly that's what it was. It was. Yeah. Yeah. I'm not buying it. Case closed. Yeah. Three women were found dead in a Columbus, Ohio. What the hell goes on in Ohio, man? I mean, there are a lot of, you know, killings that happen in Ohio. Three women found dead in a Columbus, Ohio home Saturday shortly before 4 p.m.

Officers received a report from a person who found their friends in medical distress in a home. We were working through the manner of the death to determine what happened before we released that information. Once at the home, respondents found three female victims inside, all pronounced dead at the scene. Unfortunate when someone loses their life, but particularly this time of year, well, yeah, it's the holidays right no drugs found at the scene officials are considering it an active homicide investigation and are working to confirm the manner of the death so they don't they're not saying or don't know what it is they just know they came and found three women dead inside a home so and they think it's a homicide so what could that be poison i guess they'd be poisoning it could be carbon monoxide yeah that'll do it yeah i mean it will do it i

had some friends at a deer camp one year about died from that i i think i almost killed my whole family with it yeah it's dangerous man no. No, it was very dangerous. Yeah. Yeah. Very dangerous. Okay. Seven foreigners in Fiji were sent to the hospital for suspected poisoning after drinking pina coladas at a five-star resort bar. Well, that's what you get.

Do you like pina coladas? And a little root in Fiji. And a little roofie. And a little roofie. And a little roofie. In Fiji, five tourists, with one from the U.S., the rest Australia. Between 18 and 56, two others are foreigners living in Fiji. Some were reported to be very seriously ill, but local officials on Monday said their symptoms had since improved

and were set to be discharged. They're hungover. Yeah, right. The incident comes weeks after the death of six tourists in Southeast Asian nation of Laos because of methanol poisoning. Fiji tourism chief said they were keenly aware of the incident but added that the case in Fiji was a long way from that. Shortly after drinking the rum cocktail at the resort,

the seven guests started, they had nausea, vomiting, neurological symptoms. They were taken to the hospital. Fiji's tourism minister stressed that it was an isolated incident. And the resort claimed they have not engaged in practices such as substituting ingredients or altering the quality. Yeah. When I was in Jamaica, they had rum and then underneath the counter, they had this other rum that was like moonshine rum. Yeah. Oh my God.

The other rum. The other rum? The other rum. They drank real absinthe or whatever it is. They don't mess around. Oh, did you really? Yes. And we were like- I've heard that in Jamaica. It's pretty intense.

I had like flashing lights, like you catch a little- A little lights like it's a little yeah they say it that a rum bar and they were like don't drink this room you think of this room we went to a resort there was a tequila bar and Laura drink copious amounts imagine yeah i can't i can't i can't i'm allergic to tequila the agave plant or whatever it kills me yeah it just makes me i'm turning to an angry mexican is that that's what happens oh yeah i drink oh i get the lingo and all that i'm talking oh tequila you mean okay Yeah, no, it just makes me dry to eat all night. I'm like Speedy Gonzalez running around the house. It's not good night.

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oh yeah that's what i thought that's what i thought no smoke they don't want none of this the bureau the atf uh wrong number new phone who dis sorry we didn't know it was you patrick you're good you're good down that flamethrower and that man you didn't want to see that on your phone list well it does me you know it's like seeing the irs pop up or something it's like huh but i don't have anything going on with tobacco, alcohol, or firearms at the moment. So I know I'm not in any danger. There's nothing I got going on. I'm not running guns or drugs.

You'll be calling about other people. All right. So what's going on with you the rest of the day? What's happening? I don't know. Is it rainy? Yeah, it's rummy it's yeah um probably going to spend time at the house you know because now we're open um Tuesday basically Tuesday through Sunday so um I'm

going to spend some time at the house make it so cleaned up I got somebody there working on a scene that's good though I mean now that I mean now you're more days open you're having more and more folks come out all the time absolutely that's awesome that is great that is great uh you're also off today aren't you yes sundays and mondays sundays and mondays no bonus holes are issued yeah yeah yeah uh what's the record number of piercings in one day man i don't know i've had some i've had some numbers up there um you think you've done 20 in a day oh man yeah oh yeah he said oh man yeah like tax season sometimes i bet i've gotten in my wife's heard some of these numbers i've 40 real in a day yeah wow

that's a busy day that's crazy your fingers Your fingers hurt. Yes. Actually, I got Going over my finger right here. Yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah like like probably arthritis carpal tunnel Just starting to mess with me like I'm feeling to go my first Are you gonna wear glasses or pipe Glasses because I would do glasses Are you going to wear glasses or contacts? Probably glasses. I would do glasses. Bifocals?

Bifocals, yeah, yeah. That's what they told me the next time I get glasses. They said, you don't have to get them this time, but next time you come in, you have to get bifocals. I'm like, I'm never coming back. Right? I don't want that card. Susan, are you referring to the call from ATF?

Susan said, good luck coming to y'all, but then said, you're going to kill your good luck. Is that in reference to the ATF call? I don't know. I'm not sure. Yeah. Yeah. No, I'm not scared of the ATF. Bring on all the alphabet.

Yeah. No, you can. You can actually run all the checks you want to, you know. Lots of people have been checking on me lately. can promise you that i've been 20 years ago don't do it but now you can i can't even talk about go for it some of the things behind the scenes going on but i can't well i can't oh yeah you can't i can't but let me just say this i'm gonna put this on your vision let me just say this i've been auditioning for some things that's all i can say i can say no more than that i've been auditioning for some things uh-oh you take that and you do

whatever you want with it that is all i can say do not do not allude to anything else you you please because it will ruin my uh that literally won't be me uh for the thousand men oh yeah that wasn't what you're auditioning for i wanted to be i'm trying to get lucky 999 the fluffer job yeah yeah the fluffer the hydrator no i i can't do no there's no fluffy patrick That's not going to happen anytime. No. All right. All right. Let's see. What are you watching right now? What's the big thing you're watching? Christmas movies.

Yeah. I mean, the only thing that I'm doing that's like anything that would be current is wrestling. Okay. Okay. Everything else is just repeats itself. Is it hot right now? right now it is hot right what's going on in wrestling back saturday night uh main event oh i gotta pick my eyeball i'm bleeding uh they brought back the the saturday night main event so that's cool um rhea ripley is coming through and tearing crap up rheahea Ripley is a girl? Yeah. Okay.

From Australia. Okay. The New Day is broken up. You've got two and one going on. You've got, you know, OTC has been killing it. Who's OTC? Roman Reigns. Okay.

Roman Reigns. The original tribal chief. Gibberish to me. Paul Heyman's back. Paul Heyman? Paul Heyman's back. In hayman paul hayman's back in other news gentlemen my name is paul hayman god you love it i love paul hayman okay uh yeah speaking of christmas movies watched one of my favorite which was uh uh friday after next oh yes

yes man that is such a man look at it say what you want but uh mike epps is so good in that role man i love i love mike epps anyway but he's so good in that role as day day nobody else could have played no i mean we we did do fantasy casting uh that's a new game we play now i started at the house which is if you had to recast Craig and Day Day. Okay. Ice Cube and Mike Epps. Who would you recast them with? Now I'll tell you what I came, where I came out. I came out with Drewski and Kevin Hart.

I'm along that line with you. I would say. Go ahead. I just can't get, I would say, go ahead. I just can't get past the U-N-F. You can't get past the U-N-F. DC Youngfly and Drewski. That'd be a good one, too. That'd be a good one. Yeah, that's also a good one.

Yeah, yeah, that's a good one, too. Yeah. I can't get past it, no. No, I mean, there is no better cast. There's no replacing those guys, no. No, I mean, there is no better cast. There's no replacing those guys, no. No, Ice Cube is a really unique dude. As a matter of fact, both of them are super unique in what they do. And Ice Cube, his range that went from his acting,

went from gangster, and he plays dads. Oh, yeah, no. He's a fun guy. I mean, but he'll still cut your throat. Oh, yes. No, he's one of the only rappers that that i would be like yes sir yes sir yes sir i'd be a little nervous about any shorter than i am the first true diss track oh yeah remember that yeah of course i do

that's on one of our playlists oh man yeah it's a brutal one i love that one man yeah yeah uh dray and q have a song called Natural Born Killers. Killers. Killers. Killers. Killers. Yeah, and that's a brutal song. It is.

We have that on our playlist, too. That is the most violent rap I think I've ever heard is that one. What are you looking at? It's a bug, bro. Y'all act like you've never seen a bug. I feel like my ADD's kicking in. You guys act like there's a dam. It's almost not a bug.

Like it's one of those drones. We've been sitting still for a second. This is what's happening. It's the drones. They're collecting information on us. The drones are here. The drones are here. You know what it is?

What? That's that station that will not be named. That's one of their drones. Oh, yeah. It probably is. You know it is. That's who it is. All right.

Let's see. It says, oh, ladybug. She's saying, yeah yeah red one was cute okay all right well you know what it is time to wrap this thing up i think i think i'm ready to wrap up for the day i got uh these these folks are uh difficult to cage in them this morning so we'll come back you got us all excited for letting us be here this week. No, it was. Well, yeah, we were going to be off. ATF, man. Yeah, ATF. I was excited about that.

I'm sure somebody had some little thing they can do and put anything they want in the ID. Of course. And they're from Ohio. They were scared to answer. Yeah, they're right from Ohio. That's it. They were scared to answer, though. They were.

They're like, oh. Yeah, the ATF knows better. No smoke. They know who put out the hit wackadoos in the news. You'll never stop that guy. Nope. That's it. I'm out.

We're gone. Love you, bye. Late. you you you you you you