Patrick and the People - 12/2/2024 Patrick and the People - Live!

Episode Date: December 3, 2024

Guests: Wendy Heindl, Chad Sledge, Amanda Parker, and Rich Rockwell

you you you you You You We are the people, we are the people, we are the people, don't mess with us. Let's go. Good morning, it is Patrick and the People Monday edition. Hope that you had an amazing weekend. It was a wild weekend for sure. Let's get the cast rounded out. Hey, can we scooch Wendy this direction over here? Come on around. There you go. I know, I know, right? So let me get you introduced to today's cast. To my left here, you know you love him. Out of Conway, Chad sledge if you're looking for a bonus hole

he can put it in yeah yeah he is a championship piercer his wife is the first one online today on our channel saying good morning good morning I told to meet her. She's awesome. She's a force of nature, man. And Wendy's here. Yeah, well, I'm trying to get there. I'm trying to get there. No, but I'm so excited. I'm coming off this Monday. I need you to feel back at home. Oh, thank you.

I appreciate that. I know you miss me. No, I certainly did. Wendy is back. Wendy, introduce yourself to everybody. Well, I'm Wendy, and I'm an over-the-road truck driver. Yes, she is. Yes, she is.

She travels all over the country, coast-to coast to coast, sees all kinds of crazy things. And so we'll catch up with you today on some of the things you've seen recently. We will be back to do that soon. I'm glad you're here today. It's good to have you back. I bet she's glad you're not over in New York, in Pennsylvania, where they shut down the road overnight. No. All right, let's get to some news that you care about.

Let's start with a couple of birthdays here. Jeremy Tate locally, want to wish him a happy birthday. You may know him from B.B. Searcy, but he is an over the road truck driver. Also he works for Maverick. So happy birthday, Jeremy. Yeah, man. Today is International Day of Persons with Disabilities.

So you may have a friend or family member who fits in that. We certainly do. Brandon, who is an amazing human being. Say again now. The co-host. Yeah, you. Yes, definitely you are disabled disabled but that's a different story uh and then let's get to uh celebrities who've outrun the grim reaper stephen bauer

uh you know him from all kinds of things but breaking bad scarface 68 years old uh lucy lou is 56 she used to be an action star uh amber montana is 26 you may know her from Amber Montana is 26. You may know her from Viaticum, whatever that is. Let's see. Action Bronson is 41. Nelly Furtado is 46. Jana Kramer is 41.

Foo Fighters' Nate Mandel is 56. Def Leppard's Rick Savage is 64. Wow. That'll make you feel a little bit old, huh? Basketball player Jason Collins is 46 uh news personality stone phillips is 70 aaron rogers is 41 not looking very aaron rogers this season i'll say that uh man god love him you know uh did you uh are you a fan of aaron no like i said i'm a yankee fan because my brother likes yankee but i don't watch the games or anything like that yeah no i get you i get you uh also i do want to uh wish a very very happy birthday to mattress actress uh evelina darling you may know her from uh the fine fine

film cute camel toes fine film i don't know much about it but i'm certain it was australia nominated uh let's see australia passing a landmark ban on social media for kids under 16 the country senate voted to pass the ban it takes at least a year to go into effect they overwhelmingly approved it it could see companies signed up to 50 million australian dollars if they fail to prevent kids from having accounts. The latest effort from politicians to regulate kids' social media use as concerns about its impact grow. Do you think that'll help, Jen? Probably not.

Amanda? I mean, everything wants to kill you in Australia, so, I mean. Maybe. Maybe. What do you think, Wendy? Yeah, I'm with her. Everybody wants to kill you in Australia. So, I mean. Maybe. Maybe. What do you think, Wendy? Yeah, I'm with her. Everybody wants to kill you in Australia. No, that's definitely true.

Everything does want to kill you there, even social media. Even social media. Yeah. And the government. Yeah, yeah. Dairy Queen is bringing back two frozen desserts, the Peppermint Hot Cocoa Blizzard. Sounds gross.

Sounds gross. And the DQ frozen hot chocolate now available i know right doesn't even make sense doesn't it they've got that at that fizz drink place next to us do they yeah frozen hot chocolate i haven't tried it yet okay i know it's there uh thanks to three movies the thanksgiving movie box office hit an all-time high uh the five-day haul over the week the holiday was 420 million people flocked to see moana 2 wicked and gladiator 2 it broke a record set in 2018 when ralph breaks the internet was uh in u.s theaters over thanksgiving helped the box

office pull in about 16 million uh this was a huge weekend. I guess a lot of people still wanted to see Moana. So Dwayne Johnson got at least one movie that's doing well. The other one, Red One, it's not doing so good. It's a holiday weekend. A bunch of people in town. What better way to spend time with them and not have to talk to them? They needed family movies. Are you going to see the new Gladiator?

No. I'll see it when it streams. I like the first one. Well, yeah, I do too, but Newsflash, he died at the end. The second one's never live up to the first one. No, I mean, you don't have Russell Crowe in it. They should have brought him back, even from the dead. Two families of comedy legends becoming one, Eddie Murphy's son, Eric,

and Martin Lawrence's daughter, Jasmine, got engaged over the holiday. Yeah, they made a joint announcement on Instagram saying we're engaged. God truly blessed us with a love that feels like destiny. Now, they started dating back in 2021. You probably know that Eddie and Martin have long been friends, did a couple movies together. She credits their families already being connected with helping their relationship be that good. I bet it is. Yeah.

Let's see. Officials at the Great Salt Lake State Park and Marina in Utah had to remind people not to brine their Thanksgiving turkeys in the Great Salt Lake. After one washed up on the beach, the turkey still in the package and had the beat up label from the store still attached to it. Officials said this is your annual reminder not to use the Great Salt Lake to brine your turkey. Not only is the salinity too high, the waves can be strong and a good chance you lose the whole turkey as this person did. Yeah, that's pretty sad right there. Boy, I'm sure that everybody will be surprised by this news uh despite spending months denying it would happen he wouldn't do it uh well last night

he did it i mean is anybody really surprised uh joe issued a full and unconditional pardon for who hunter biden that's right well of course you would. I mean, who wouldn't? I mean, who wouldn't? Who wouldn't pardon their own son? He's on his way out. What does he care? I mean, at this point, his son was convicted in a Delaware court in June on three felony charges. He said he pled guilty to spare his family pain and embarrassment. But in a statement, the president said from the day I took office, I said I wouldn't interfere. And I kept my word. the president said from the day I took office.

I said I wouldn't interfere, and I kept my word. He said, I hope Americans will understand why a father and president would come to this decision. Well, yeah, sure. Yeah, why not? I don't care, really. Over 4 million people in five states were under winter storm alerts yesterday. The Great Lake region struggled with a lot of lake effect snow. New York, Pennsylvania, Ohio, Michigan, Wisconsin saw accumulations that could be measured in feet, not inches.

With western New York getting over three feet since Thursday. This is why I don't live there. I don't want anything to do with it. Oh, no, no. The season of spending began last week, and it's a big one, at least online. According to Adobe Analytics, Black Friday online shopping alone reached a new high of $10.8 billion. Now, to give you a little perspective on that, seven years ago, online sales for Black Friday were just over $5 billion. So it's more than doubled.

It wasn't just Friday that saw massive sales. A record $6.1 billion was spent on Thanksgiving Day itself. The major driver of sales on Black Friday, toys, 622% up over an average day earlier this fall. Jewelry up 561%. Appliances almost 500%. Clothing 374%. And electronics 334%. Over half of the online sales on Black Friday happened on your phone. So if you're spending too much money, throw that phone away. After layoffs and slumping sales, Stellantis has suffered a different kind of loss. CEO Carlos Tavares has resigned after four years as head of the automaker, effective immediately. He said in recent weeks, different views have emerged, which resulted in the board and CEO coming to today's decision. So they'll move on without him. The nominations continue from President-elect Trump on Saturday.

He announced he nominated Kash Patel to serve as director of the FBI, replacing Christopher Wray. Directors normally serve 10-year terms. Wray will not complete the 10 years in the position until 2027. The practice was put into place after Watergate to make sure there's no appearance of FBI serving the political interests of a specific president.

Several Democratic members of Congress were the target of bomb threats over the holiday period well actually i read that both sides have had threats coming in from uh crazy people calling in bomb threats and things like that it's stupid yeah but it's what people do um a home in jefferson city missouri exploded at about 2 40 saturday morning, injured six people, three of the victims critical. The other three had moderate injuries listed as stable. The fire rescue operation was challenging. They said the team had to carefully tunnel through layers of debris to find the final occupant who required extensive extrication. Two pets also rescued from the collapsed rubble.

The cause, under investigation, we'll hope it wasn't a meth lab. That's what everybody's thinking, right? Boy, how about this story? This is something. A couple years ago, after hearing about how our neighbors were planning on splitting a single squirrel for Thanksgiving dinner, Esther Sanderlin, she's a a pilot lives in rural alaska decided to deliver turkeys to off-grid residents um this year in the lead-up she airdropped 30 to 40 frozen

turkeys making sure neighbors had turkeys for the holidays that's pretty good there dropping turkey bombs yeah drop dropping turkey bombs out there i wonder i hope they knew you know yeah well i hope so otherwise they're gonna have to buy polar bears yeah like falling from the sky yeah wkrp yeah the turkey yeah that's a famous i thought turkeys could fly yeah everybody did everybody did uh let's see a 19 year old pilot gave eight kids a unique holiday experience taking them on a flight teaching them about aviation dressed as santa is there horton hopes to inspire kids to step outside their comfort zone explore new opportunities the holiday adventure organized with help from parents offering a great memory for the kids um he's a 19 year old pilot i don't know

if i'm letting my kids go up in the air with a 19-year-old pilot. I don't care how much I like you or trust you. Not 19, uh-uh, sorry. I don't even like my kid driving with most kids. No, no, that's right. On Thanksgiving, the Las Vegas Metropolitan Police Department shared a story of one of their officers who turned a dramatic dog rescue into a happy ending when he adopted the dog he saved from the hot car. rescue into a happy ending when he adopted the dog he saved from the hot car.

The officer was informed by a tourist of a dog in a car with no water and 112 degrees. He broke the car's window, rescued the puppy, and apparently he's now adopted the puppy and it's his. Okay. I've had that happen to me. What's that? In the big truck. What's that? I always have a dog with me. Oh, okay. what's that in the big truck what's that i always have a dog with me oh okay and we were parked at

walmart going in get shopping done and it's like he's yelling at me across the uh parking lot yeah hey hey hey so i turn around and she's trying to break the window out of my truck really yeah she's trying the air's not on us did you hear that motor running it's called an air conditioner yeah wow dare you to break a window in that wow right yeah no somebody gonna get broken uh boy over the weekend seven of the top 25 teams went down no doubt major reverberations let's see uh number three tex Texas beat number 20, Texas A&M, 17-7. Syracuse upset number six, Miami, 42-38. Georgia did outlast Georgia Tech.

It did take eight overtimes, 44-22. 42-15, South Carolina defeated 12, Clemson 17-14. Memphis took down Tulane, 34-24. Number 18, Iowa State handled 14. Kansas State, 29-21. And that was all of the games this weekend. What? What?

I didn't see nothing else. What are you talking about? Rich is here. He's talking some trash. I don't watch football, so I think you're right. I don't know what you mean. What are you talking about, buddy? That was the only ones. There's no other game. I think you're right. I don't know what you mean. What are you talking about? That was the only ones. There's no other game,

was there? It's great to be a Michigan Wolverine. Suck it, man. Yes, no. Ohio State. I was shocked they didn't fire Ryan Day before he made it to the clubhouse. My son

feels like if he doesn't get a championship, he's going to be fired. I don't know, but it was a pathetic performance by Ohio State and great defense by both teams, actually. It was 13-10, but it was sad offensively. Ohio State's quarterback looked like me. As a matter of fact i think i could have done a better job on a few of those passes uh it was terrible it was embarrassing it was just bad for ohio state now they'll be uh moved down in the rankings but they're still in the hunt for

uh the playoff victory to get the championship i think they'll move down to between seven and nine but unfortunately because i was so confident going in my clown co-host rich texted me and said hey i got an idea he goes you want to put a little friendly bet on it i'm like all right what's the bet and he said if michigan wins you get body slammed through a table by this wrestler, Jimmy Buffay. That's his name. Jimmy Buffay. Yeah. And he's some giant guy. And I'm like, yeah, okay, whatever. Because look, Ohio State's favored by 23.

I'm not even worried. How many years since that happened? It was a massive upset. Unfortunately, that means Thursday, on camera, I'll get body slammed through a table on this program. So be sure and tune in Thursday. If you're down to see someone try to pick me up and slam me, I don't even know if the guy can, to be honest.

I'm not a small cat. Well, now I'm going to have to make a bet. Yeah. Can you do it or not? I don't know yet. Okay. Well, on Friday night, the Kansas City Chiefs became the first NFL team to get a playoff spot. They clinched the AFC West.

It was not pretty. They squeaked by the Raiders 19-17. But with that victory, they broke an obscure NFL record, winning their 14th consecutive game, decided by one score. A botched snap, all it took to win that. Look. They're getting lucky. They are getting lucky, but I'm going to tell you something, man, that what they do is find ways to win.

Oh, yeah. My homes and them, yeah. They find ways to win, and they're a really good team, and they're clearly a favorite. Solid. But I don't know that they make it all the way. Detroit looks pretty damn good this year. They do look good, man.

I'll tell you, the Baltimore looks really good. There's a couple other teams I think are decent. Who do you think? They definitely have more competition this year, I feel like. Yeah? Yeah. Did you see that Georgia Tech game? Man, yeah.

We were just – Yeah. That was pretty crazy, huh? Pretty close, man. Yeah, that's crazy. All Man, yeah. We were just – Yeah. That was pretty crazy, huh? Pretty close, man. Yeah, that's crazy. All right, let's talk about this. Alabama A&M linebacker back in October, Medrick Bennett Jr., suffered an injury during a game against in-state rival Alabama State.

On the eve of Thanksgiving, he succumbed to that injury, according to a statement released by the coroner. After starting his college football career at Grambling, he joined Alabama A&M over the summer and was a redshirt freshman. He had had a head injury. That is sad. That's really sad, man. You hate to hear that.

You really do. How old was he again? I think 19, man. Yeah, he was super young, man. You can't imagine this time of year. I mean, there's no good time. No, never, but right now, wow. It's hard good time. No, never, but right now, it's hard.

Yeah. And then, apparently, Travis Hunter started his victory lap on the Colorado sideline, signing autographs and taking pictures as fans chanted Heisman. He posed with his fiancée, wore a jacket with Heisman, which is a H-E-1-2-M-A-N, and a nod to Hunter, his jersey number, and college football's top individual honor on the back. So he, I guess, is favored for the Heisman. Is that right?

Yeah, he's pretty. Now, isn't there a receiver that's also in the mix? Yeah. I can't think of his name right now. Yeah, I thought there was a receiver that also was in the mix for that. What do you think? Do you think Travis has got it? I think, yeah.

I think he's pretty good. He's solid. All right. All right. All right. Hey, let's do something else, shall we? Manners for men. When a woman explains how she feels,

always respond with, I hear you, and then fix it with duct tape. There you go. Now we can watch the movie. This has been Manners for Men. High five. Donkey punch. Let's see.

Mike said, morning, fellas and ladies. Darren said, cheers. What's up, y'all? And good morning, of course, to Kristen Sledge. So, man, this is not good. Police in Little Rock were investigating a shooting that took place during black friday at the park plaza mall man uh you know they've worked really hard to you know get everything in that area back to where they wanted and you know these kind of things do not

help them all at all no uh authorities received a report about an active aggressor before 2 p.m. Mark Edwards with the LRPD said that it was an isolated incident. He said, I haven't heard of any fatalities. I've heard maybe a couple of non-life-threatening injuries. They wanted to get more information, but Frank Scott said two people had jeopardized the lives of shoppers. Yeah, said we're praying for the victims of this incident hopefully they make a full recovery uh he went on to say of course gun violence is not acceptable uh i think it was outside in the parking lot but still that's still bad you don't see that no i heard it was at one of the stores did you i did not hear that i had i had somebody that was there actually really a few

people that were there okay well tell me more then i mean it's all their individual you know experiences like we my son is a teenager and he has a number of friends that work at the mall okay and um it was i'm trying to think it was like at one of the shoe stores maybe okay i don't know i mean obviously i wasn't there so i don't know but i heard it was at one of the shoe stores. Was it over like the last pair of Jordans on sale or something? Maybe. Or somebody's shoes got stepped on in the store or something. I don't know.

You know. I'm going to tell you, man. They didn't have the no-show stuff. No, you don't understand shoe people. Shoe people are a different breed, man. We are. We are. Yeah, Tyler, my younger son, is a shoe person,

and he once let me borrow a pair of Air Force 1s. Oh, you, my younger son, is a shoe person. And he once let me borrow a pair of Air Force Ones. Oh, you don't do that, man. He let me borrow a pair of Air Force Ones he had. The whitest shoes you can wear. Yeah, and when I came. You creased them? Yes. Yeah.

When I came back, he told me just to keep them. And I'm like, what are you talking about? He goes, see that crease? I'm like, what? Yeah. I just wore them. And he goes, no those those are done and i was like are you serious right now and he was like no i'm dead serious yeah i was like wow i'm an

but i got some great shoes now i didn't mind the crease one bit baby i had me some air force one stomping baby uh but moving on a california man is uh talking about being arrested and and everything california man facing federal charges for trying to board a flight to australia with two suitcases full of clothing caked in methamphetamines wow you shouldn't have fun i can't blame him yeah raj matharu's 31 he was indicted on a charge of possession with intent to distribute. He arrived at the LA International Airport, LAX they call it, to fly to Sydney. He checked a pink suitcase and a gray suitcase, which were screened by TSA. The x-ray showed some physical irregularities, and a physical inspection revealed the suitcase contained more than a dozen white or light light colored clothing items, including a cow pajama onesie.

Sorry. A cow pajama onesie that was dried stiff and covered in white residue. The residue on their clothes allegedly field tested positive for meth. They intercepted him on the plane preparing to board and he was arrested the total weight 71.5 pounds wow yeah that's they they were able to extract more than a kilo of meth from the clothing uh where obviously he was detained but i mean what a a cle i mean that ain't clever no it's not what if it starts leaking into your skin and stuff and you're like just jacked up

you know that's not good no and cow pajamas come on yeah like who's gonna wear the cow onesies it's like pam on archer when she wore the full body cast made of cocaine oh yeah he's like don't sweat don't sweat don't freak out she's like sweating and absorbing it and by the time they make it wherever they're going she's addicted to cocaine she's like in the bathroom eating the leg sounds like cocaine bear yeah yeah everybody you know I watched about 20, 25 minutes of it, and I gave up on it, too. Everybody seems to like it that watches it to the end. I haven't seen it.

Oh, my God. It's good. It's funny. It's hilarious. Like the little kid in the tree cussing. That's pretty good stuff, man. Yeah. There's some good scenes in there.

Okay. But I'm with you, though. It's kind of hard to watch. Well, it was just, you know, I was like, this is kind of lame. It's hard to watch sober. Oh, yeah. There is the word. Yeah, you need to watch it a little.

With some gummies. Oh, okay. I need to get toasted a little bit. Now, the dumbest movie I ever seen was this weekend. I let my grandson watch Beetlejuice Beetlejuice. Oh, the dumbest movie I ever seen was this weekend. I let my grandson watch Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice. Oh, the second, the new Beetlejuice? Yes.

You didn't like it? No. Did you like the first one, though? Yeah. Yeah? You don't sound committed. Well, it's been out 20 years. Well, right.

No, I remember. I'm just saying, did you like it? Were you a fan of that movie? Yeah, 20 years ago yeah but now what was uh what made it not as good would you say it made me dumber it may okay she got dumber watching it is what she's saying right you drop yeah wow you know that's that's not a very good review well i had to watch it the second time to make sure i was right the first time no that's that's smart you second time to make sure I was right the first time. No, that's smart. You always want to make sure you weren't wrong and watch it again and waste another hour and a half.

I did that with heroin. Yeah. You kept trying it to see. I think I like it. I just don't know. I tried it twice. I tried it twice just to make sure. And I was like, yeah, no, I'm not for heroin.

No, I can't imagine I would be. Yeah, no, that was a winner. Yeah. I'd be rocking the cow onesie yeah yeah you probably wouldn't be watching let's do something else here manners for men when a woman explains how she feels thanksgiving for dummies that's me thanksgiving also known as the crappy holiday between halloween I know. May I have more stuffing? Pass the cranberry, please. Mmm, good job, honey. But since the whole family's assembled, it's also a good time to drop bombshells. I'm gay.

We're pregnant. With a black baby. Your father is leaving us. Is he cancer? No, I've got another family. Yikes. Looks like it's a good time for another shot of Fireball. Then the next day at 6 a.m.,

everyone goes to the mall to wrestle other white people for bargains. Back away from the scarf! You want a piece of my to wrestle other white people for bargains. This has been Thanksgiving for Dummies. Well, I forgot one of the F's. I figured fighting would be in there, not shots of fireballs.

Right. Yeah, I forgot the fireball. Yeah, I mean, well, I don't know. Well, I hope everybody had traumatized from the 90s a great thanksgiving did you have a good thanksgiving yes uh did you get together with family or what did you do i cooked and cooked and okay i mentioned cook yeah you cook the whole family okay yeah and we i have 14 grandbabies. Oh, wow. So it was a big thing. No, that's too much for me.

I have to leave the country on that. 14 grandkids is not going to happen for me. No, I can't. Two maybe. 14 is 12 too many for me. But congratulations. 13 too many for me. No, no, you love it.

You love it. I do many for me. No, no. You love it. You love it. I do. I do. I'll tell you, my Thanksgiving, it was going great because I had been told that I had nothing to do, which is the best kind of Thanksgiving in the world, right? So I'm hanging out with my boys. I'm watching the game with them or the games that are on, having a good time, just cutting up. And so we got some family coming over. And about 5 o'clock. them or you know the games that are on having a good time just you know cutting up and um so

you know we got some family coming over and about five o'clock right five o'clock uh i'm chill i'm doing my thing laura goes hey i need a little help i'm like okay what do you need she goes i need you to go ahead and deep fry this turkey five o'clock and i was like laura i i don't i've never done that i don't really know anything about that and she goes well you can watch a youtube video i said it's five o'clock we got family that's gonna be here to eat at seven and you're telling me now you want me to eat by the turkey i did yeah i did do it you know but i was like late no no it it worked out i mean youtube is youtube i mean it's pretty good i i'll be honest i just followed the directions

on youtube and it worked you know well as long as you didn't set it up in your kitchen yeah yeah no i did it in the living room i'm watching the game trying to watch the game. What's wrong with you? What, you don't have a TV outside like I do? No, I do not. I don't live that large. Yeah, no, I definitely do not. I want that. I have a screened-in port. Oh, that's cool, yeah.

So I have a TV outside, too. You have a heater? Oh, yeah. Yeah, see, that's how my dad my dad see this is how committed my dad was to have a fireplace that's what's up yeah that's that is cool my dad that trucker money yeah oh yeah true my dad was super committed to being a smoker which is why he's dead but uh he had uh in winter because my mom wouldn't let him smoke in the house, right? But in any other time, he'd just walk out on the porch. But in winter, this MF would set up a tent on the front porch

with a heater and a little TV in it and go in there and smoke. I'm like, you're doing the opposite of what they do to babies who want to live. You're getting in a tent with the smoke, man. Rich, have you seen my tent out front? Oh, yeah. I have you seen my tent out front? Oh, yeah. I have a big gazebo out front. Okay, okay. A gazebo.

Yeah, no, it sounds like a gazebo. Yeah, a smoking tent. Yeah. Well, it's not really a gazebo. It's one of the ones from Home Depot. Oh, okay. Oh, yeah, okay. It's got the curtains on it.

Oh. And so I just set the curtain up down yeah no that's great out no no it's just great smarter not harder uh well listen i hope everybody enjoyed thanksgiving though you were destroying the planet uh according to at least bloomberg turkey or more broadly meat which is often the main the main event and meals for holidays around the world, is fueling climate change crisis, according to Bloomberg. In fact, meat eating has become excessive. So they need you to stop eating the meat. Why can't you stop?

I mean, I can stop eating turkey. Yeah, yeah. Once a year is good for me. You can stop eating turkey? I can stop eating turkey, but like all meat. I'm not quitting on my steak. Yeah. No, yeah, I got to have my steak.

I'm helping the environment by eating steaks. Yes, you are. There you go. How was that? The methane from farting. Oh, yeah, that's right. No, that's fair. That is fair.

That's fair. There's a journal or something. They said shifting diets at scale away from meat-centric meals to plant-based ones could dramatically cut greenhouse emissions uh now look um could could dramatically cut greenhouse emissions doesn't mean it will dramatically cut greenhouse emissions i don't want to take the chance i bet there's a lot of things that could yeah sure i can't promise you i'll never be a vegan don't threaten me with a good time no ever uh yeah right uh no i'll never be a vegan either you're a vegetarian i'm i'm not uh i like burgers yes yeah i can't i can't i can't quit burgers man yeah and they're

trying to push off the plant-based burgers oh Oh, no, that's trash, man. They tried to sell those Impossible Burgers everywhere. Oh, yeah. And they told everybody how they were selling so good. Where are they at now? Gone. In the trash can. Where are they at?

Uh-huh. Exactly. You come up with one that tastes like a burger, I'll buy it. They don't. The only thing I've found that's, you know, a healthier version, quote-unquote, of its original is gluten-free Oreos. They are delicious. They've only removed the gluten. I mean, hey, gluten does kind of affect.

They're vegan. BTW. Yeah, BTW. Oreos are vegan. Are they really? They really are. And you can get the gluten-free ones. They come in double stuff.

And you can be like, oh, I'm so healthy. you can get the gluten-free ones they come in double stuff and you can be like oh i'm so healthy yeah they are ready gluten-free she said no wafers yeah cookies are not gluten-free all right so how about this if you think that's bad some people have a unique way of doing things but this woman has sparked outrage now i suspect she planned to from the beginning but she had an unconventional method of preparing her turkey. She does it in the bathroom. Wow. She posted a video on Instagram showing her prepping a full-size turkey in the toilet. She stuffed the bird with veggies, added spices, all while it's in the crapper.

What? Then she takes it out, puts it in the roasting pan, tops it with a stick of butter, puts it in the oven, and says, when it's your turn to make Thanksgiving dinner, but you don't know what you're doing, and don't freak out, germs are killed at 140 degrees. I cook this at 300. As you might imagine, people's comments were not kind. I'm not eating at her house.

Never. The most vile, unhinged thing I've ever seen. Seriously. I think this is why I don't eat at anybody's house. Or potluck. Please tell me you didn't feed this to anyone. Now, my guess is that she brilliantly

invested $20 in a great viral video. She immediately took that turkey and chunked it as soon as the video yeah yeah she immediately took that turkey and chunked it yeah as soon as the video was done nobody ate that turkey i've seen videos of um chicks doing like um ice cream sundaes in toilets or or cheese dip in toilets i mean they plugged the little hole or whatever but i'm like just like you said i mean there better be a brand viral it's a viral video you know but other than that f that you've got messed up and we quit my kids on tiktok for meat and tide pods come on now right let them eat them i'm an anthropologist i love darwinism

eat them eat them go ahead now enjoy that turkey all y'all mitchell said if it's between aircraft travel and my steak i'm ready to see frequent flyers rock the two-stroke nikes to where they're going yeah no i i'm down you don't need to fly as much anyway do you no you don't need to drive everywhere just uh you know continue to eat meat and enjoy it yeah i i would much rather trade off other things than meat. Yeah. Yeah, I'll trade you a lot of things. If you had to choose, okay, here you go.

If you had to choose between being blind in one eye, just one, or never eating meat the rest of your life, which do you choose? Man, I still got one good eye. Yeah, okay. How about yourself? I don't know. See, the fact you have to think about it. No, you're eye. Yeah. Okay. How about yourself? I don't know. See, the fact you have to think about it. No, you're not.

No. Hey, then I get going if I'm blind. There you go. So everybody here. Amanda's. I want to see. I don't know. Amanda's kind of thinking about it. Yeah, I am.

The other of us already gave up our eyeball. I mean, it's not like I live somewhere that takes care of like individuals on disability or, you know, anything like that. And, you know, F that. I don't know. I think I want my eyes. Yeah. Just turn your head.

Yeah. How does a fish do it, Amanda? I guess maybe I could do like my right eye because I'd want to be able to see well enough so that I could drive. You see, you're already making a compromise to get to the burger. You're committing. You're trying to commit. You want the steak. You know you do. Everybody does.

Yeah. See what this does? See what I did to everybody. Are those people walking in? Do they have food? I don't know. I'm eating for you. You know, it's never too early to start Botox.

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You can do the application right there. They're not worried about credit history. They can help you with that and help you rebuild it. So, you know, if you're trying to do that and get right, go see them and let them help you do it. One other thing I'll mention is that if you do need heat or air work, and now ain't the time to have your heat go out. If your heat's acting up, then you need to go to cabitmechanical.com

or call 502-2720. David over there, he's the service manager. He'll come out free, give you an estimate of what's going on. He's super honest. I've said it more than once i met him uh he i had someone tell me i needed a brand new unit for about 10 grand i think it was actually uh nine but uh he came i said well i'm getting a second opinion 187 dollars later uh my air unit was working again so i i decided man i'm going to work with these guys so if you need heat and air service uh

cabotmechanical.com or call them over there 502-2720 and tell them patrick and the people sent you would you all right uh so what uh what did you do over the weekend amanda i worked did you well how did it how was everything? Very good. Yeah? We're very busy. Were people breaking stuff? They were. Did you do some specials? Did you have people coming in to relieve the holiday stress? Yeah, we actually have a special running through the end of the year currently. May extend it a little bit more for holiday savers.

So, $20 for 20 minutes per participant. And we have an array of like christmas stuff if you want to bust something that's oh christmas we we cleaned up hey would you like some uh stuff that could be broken for christmas that i've got sure right after the show uh get with me love it uh yeah that's awesome 20 bucks for 20 minutes of destruction. You come in, you pick your weapon of choice, and you start breaking stuff. Can I blow stuff up? I'm not there because it's inside the city limits. I don't think Bryant would be very happy with us.

But the goal is to have a space where we can do that for sure. I want to have a space where I can we can do that um for sure i want to have a space where i can put metal in a microwave i mean shut the door and watch what happens you can do whatever you want i i'm not gonna be you're not gonna offer that i'm not gonna be there it was just an idea that's all it's just an idea i like that idea i think it's great don't you want to know that'd be awesome and just watch it blow some spray paint in there yeah no that'd be great bless it bless it maybe a kitten you watch gremlins yeah yeah yeah uh chad what did you uh what'd you do over the weekend otherwise the thanksgiving thing i got attacked by a dog yesterday you got attacked by a dog what kind of dog man it's a huge one it's embarrassing

it's like a little pity like a little those are the worst ones this little sucker jumped like two feet in the air and grabbed me by my hand and like i should have got stitches probably man like really why did he do it i was trying to stop him from getting run over like oh you were trying to help him he was what in the road and i was trying to stop him yeah i was in the road in my in our neighborhood and i was like stop stop and i thought i had him stop and he just jumped and just wasn't your dog huh no I was trying to stop him. Yeah, I was in the road in our neighborhood. And I was like, stop, stop. And I thought I had him stop. And he just jumped and just.

It wasn't your dog, huh? No. Ungrateful. And then he chased me. He wanted to commit suicide. I was a street over and he chased me all the way to my house. And he started barking me in my driveway. What kind of dog was this?

He was like a little Pomeranian. I don't know. I'll tell you what, it would have been a field goal. I would have booted that thing to the upright. I told her, I was like, if you don't get this dog, I said, I'm fixing a booted one. Oh, no. I tried to help you, but now I'm going to help you. I'm going to help you out.

Chad, Kristen says that you can bring me several monitors to smash because your kid keeps breaking. He's raging out on the Call of Duty. Please, Kristen, absolutely. Well, he can come rage at the Rage Room and not on his stuff. Yes, yes. Galen said, hey, everybody, good to see you, Patrick. Hey, man, good to see you here, Galen. We appreciate you being here, buddy.

Welcome. And tell other people about it. Matter of fact, I've got a contest I want to roll out today. I'm going to do it. What do we want? I'm going to give you your choice of any swag bag or t-shirt, any set of shot glasses, whatever you want. Here's what we'll do today. friends to add us on Facebook. When they add us, have them put a comment with your name in it. The person with the most comments with their name in it is going to win that prize and I'll announce it tomorrow. So you get your friends to go over to the Patrick and the People Facebook page, add us in, just put a comment, your name in there. And at the end of the morning, I'll count them up and see who has the most in there and they're going to get a prize so uh get to work get your friends on it there's christmas ornaments

now oh yeah oh that's right i forgot about that uh check these out yeah we do have the new patp christmas ornament take a look at that they're very nice they are very nice yeah who wouldn't want that yeah uh little patrick and the people that's right but you know maybe you got uh somebody out there who wants to celebrate us for christmas i think that's a great way to do it brilliant brilliant chad i love it i love it all right let's uh do something different here manners for men when a woman explains how she feels i'm changing them out i'm telling you it is monday it feels like monday in every possible way so uh let's just talk about this then because it's uh it's interesting uh the lead singer of the rock band life of agony

has announced that uh he's detransitioning to live as a man again this is a new one we got one way and now we're going the other um did he not make up his mind well i think he had her mind or he they have mina caputo 50 said on instagram he's reclaiming his original name keep because his gender dysphoria has been cured he said surgery wow he's surgery has been booked to remove my fake boobs and i will be lovingly living my divine male self i've cured my gender dysphoria it took many years a lot of walking through fire but i rose above my misunderstandings uh detransitioning means obviously stopping or reversing gender transition, which can include medical treatment, change appearance, both. I wonder how far he committed he was.

Well, I'll tell you how far he became. He started identifying as Mina in 2008, publicly came out as trans in 2011. Decided to post a video announcement because his followers kept leaving comments saying he looked like a man. Said, I'm making this video because a lot of people throwing me shade saying I look ugly and I look like a man. Well, you probably did. It's like honey lamb. I am a man. I was always a man. You're not just used to hearing authentic people speak. You're used to people spitting lies at you about their identity.

He revealed he had been off hormones for six to seven years and will complete the detransition process next year. Yes, I'm off hormones six, seven years now. And I am. My surgery has been booked to remove my fake boobs and I'll be living my divine male self. He physically completely detransitioned in 2025. So I'm guessing that at the very least he had boobs. I don't know that he had it. I don't think he had the love tackle removed.

I think he still had that. Yeah, it doesn't sound like he had the bottom surgery. That was probably like the point where he was like, all right, this is either going to make it or break it. Yeah, to me, if you haven't had that lopped off, I can't give you anything. I can't say yeah i know you're a girl uh and now if you get it lopped off and get it you know get an any

instead of an outie okay yeah no i'm down i mean i think that makes sense yeah you're down yeah i mean i wait not down but down you know what i mean yeah no i i couldn't no explain it would be tough well i couldn't i couldn't bang a hot chick that used to be a dude. That's what I'm saying to you. You know, that may be wrong. Maybe one day I would change that. Well, that would require them to tell you. Well, that's fair.

Wendy, you're nefarious. You have problems. You're evil. You're evil, Wendy. Especially in Asia. Hey, I'm sitting beside her. I told you not to sit me beside her. No, I know. Especially in Asiaia there's some of them i don't

know the lady boys i don't know if you'd be able to tell no i can tell i got a flashlight okay i can tell maybe it's more the oh yeah the adam's apple than anything because i don't really think you can hide that too well do what the guy on hangover remember the as agent oh yeah what did you die are you talking about mr chow oh no the guy the transsexual remember he's like what happens in bangkok yeah i know that's right not in the first one yeah that's a wild one yeah now that i i watched this the second and third hangover, but I don't watch them anymore. I didn't love them. You didn't? I saw the first one and I was like, you didn't miss anything.

I didn't think I did. To be honest, the second and third were. It feels like that's a standalone kind of movie. Like, why do we keep going back, bro? They needed to learn anything yet. It's like oceans 11 and 12. Yeah. Let that.

Yeah. Yeah. No, I think all those are um are pretty unnecessary yeah yeah no that that the hangover was the first one was really damn funny the second one was kind of a retread uh the third one was like they just need to watch it they were like yeah that's all that it was so bad bradley cooper just to quit doing comedy that's how bad the third one was he's like no i'm done i can't do anymore you know i'm out uh who's your favorite comedic actor wendy george carlin okay okay well he's a great comedian how

about an actor who's funny uh i'd have to say what was that Rich? he says Vince Vaughn oh Vince Vaughn's hilarious Rich was saying Vince Vaughn yeah I love Vince Vaughn I think he's great have you ever seen the movie Four Christmases? yes

that movie is so damn good here's a little story about that. He and Reese Witherspoon hate each other. Well, really, he hates him completely, huh? Yeah, no, it was just on TV. We just watched it the other day, and it's one of my favorite Christmas movies to watch because it's hilarious. I mean, it really is. The premise is that, you know, Vince Vaughn and Reese Witherspoon are a couple and through an unfortunate circumstance, they have to go to four different Christmases with all the different, you know, her mom, her dad, who have different, you know, lives and then in the vice versa. And all of them are, are crazy people and uh in the in one part of it um his uh brothers uh are uh

or like they're mma fighters and they just keep beating his ass up and messing with him yeah it's pretty it's really a funny movie if you get a chance i do love vince vaughn yeah he's pretty great um who's it your favorite's jim carrey isn't it no no who's your favorite Jim Carrey, isn't it? No. No. Who's your favorite? But I was sitting here thinking about it. Honestly, I love Ben Stiller. Oh, really? Yeah. I mean. A lot of people do.

He gives me anxiety. Dodgeball. Dodgeball is phenomenal. Dodgeball. Entropic Thunder. But if I think about the ladies like Kristen Wiig, Melissa McCarthy. Both great. I really like them.

Champions. Both of them. They're hilarious. Kevin Hart. Kevin Hart. Yeah. No. Kevin. I don really like them. Champions, both of them. They're hilarious. Kevin Hart. Kevin Hart. Yeah, no, Kevin. I don't like Kevin, but I think he is hilarious. He does very well in his movies.

He's phenomenal. I'm waterlogged with Kevin right now. Oh, 100%. I can't stand to see him anymore. He shows up in commercials I don't even think he should. Like he was doing a reverse mortgage commercial or something the other day. Chad, what about you? Funny is your favorite funny guy?

I'm an old school, but Martin Lawrence. Martin Lawrence. Man, you know what? That show, if you've never seen that, man, he was a tour de force then. He played like four or five, six characters in that. So funny. Yeah. And he had some good characters too, man.

Yeah. Shanaynay. Come on, man. I love Shanaynay. What was the guy with the afro with the curl? six characters in that so funny yeah and he had some good characters too man yeah shenanigans come on man i love you what was the guy with the afro with the curl i can't remember but funny what a great show that was yeah that was awesome and then uh the girlfriend in it uh what is her name uh yeah gina i'm trying to remember the actress name she's phenomenal she was later in my wife and kids with uh damon wayne yes yeah and she was a little bit Wife and Kids with Damon Wayans. Yes. Yeah. And she was in Kid and Play. Are they with Martin? They are.

They are doing a reboot. With Martin? Yeah. Oh, okay. I was going to say, better be with Martin. Otherwise, what are you doing? I can't do it without Martin. Yeah, no, you can't do Martin without Martin.

It'd be cool to see Martin now. She was in Kid and Play, too. Oh, House Party? Yeah, House Party, the the second one when they go to college okay that was a good one man they had some great hair didn't he have you seen him lately though uh-uh oh man he looks rough does he what do you does he still have the hair oh it's like little twigs like kind of like the coolio but they're oh coolio coolio the most overrated rapper of all time man it sucked for him though because like he was so associated with one hairstyle yeah coolio yeah either any of them yeah coolio okay

all right all right uh all right let's talk about this then is speaking of celebrities nick cannon everybody knows who that is right you know nick cannon is? That's the one that has all the kids, right? Yes, that is correct. He has sired at least 12. Is he a Catholic? Well, no. He's got like nine different baby mamas, too. No, no. More than that, I think. Nick Cannon has revealed he was

recently diagnosed with narcissistic personality disorder. Yeah, that makes sense. News alert yeah we already knew uh he said i've always been curious about getting tested now i know i'm a neurodivergent individual this is a new phrase that people are using neurodivergent narcissism is not neurodivergent look neurodivergent isn't neurodivergent okay it's just it's just a name uh he said it's all part of the journey of healing and

understanding myself better he'd previously been diagnosed with adhd and dyslexia um if you were diagnosed with narcissistic personality disorder i don't have any sympathy for you and i really don't believe jack shit you say wow oh there's so much oh so much clarity now so much room for growth i wish i did in the center tell me how you feel girl well narcissistic personality disorder has traced like a lack of empathy and rage right there shocker uh what i think of with nick cannon there was a there was a show i think it was uh like i don't know it was either like gray's anatomy or svu i think it was probably svu or something where um some dude was going around impregnating as many women as possible, having as many kids because he wanted to seed the world with like his seed or whatever, you know.

I think it was John Stamos played this guy, which makes total sense. I mean, just look at him and be like, yeah. He's still hot, but I mean. I mean, you kind of get that even as a dude. You're like, yeah, it's John Stamos. I mean, maybe. at him and be like, yeah. It's still hot, but I mean. I mean, you kind of get that even as a dude. You're like, yeah, it's John Stamos. I mean, maybe. Well, stepbrothers. Like, who's the one guy you'd have, you know?

John Stamos. Yeah, maybe. I mean, you know, I mean, a couple of drinks. It's okay, Patrick. Oh, man. Put him in some leather pants and I'm in. No, it's not. No, it's definitely not that.

I'm a safe space, Patrick. No, you're not. You're the furthest from a safe space there is. You are the opposite of a safe space. No. So how about this then? So apparently neuroscientists at Salk Institute for Biological Studies have identified a brain pathway that instantly eliminates anxiety. It's a new study that was published.

It lays out how the brain circuit regulates breathing and all kinds of things. But this discovery opens up the potential for creation of new drugs that would basically eliminate anxiety altogether. We got it. It's called cannabis. What are all the side effects, though? Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It might be suicidal. Yeah, and homicidal, though? Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It might be suicidal. Yeah, and homicidal.

Suicidal, your liver could fall out. Anal leakage. Anal leakage is definitely going to be one of the side effects. It's always a side effect. Suicidal with homicidal tendency. Yeah, and anal leakage. Yeah, no, this is for depression. If you feel suicidal, please call your dealer.

You don't believe that this yoga pill, they call it, could do it, could work? One, you'd lost me. Now with the name, you double lost me. What's the yoga pill? You're not a yoga person. I have no problem with yoga. I think that there's nothing wrong with it. But I think naming it, you know, the yoga pills, kind of like, I don't know, like what you're saying, like the term neurodivergent. It's like, oh, let's slap yoga on it or clean or, you know, green or whatever it is.

Yeah, because it's just a buzzword that's going to hook somebody that spends hundreds of dollars on athleisure. I know it sounds crazy, but you could just maybe meditate or chill out or go see a therapist or different things like that. I know it sounds crazy. I got hypnotized for my anxiety. Hold on. You got hypnotized for anxiety. I like it got hypnotized for anxiety i like it who did the hypnosis lady named katie oh not dr devy okay that's lady named katie katie i cannot remember her last name for nothing right now oh there you go there you go okay yeah i want you closer to me yes uh don't think I can do hypnosis, though.

It was different. It was different. Did it help? Yeah. Really? No, it totally helped. Noticeably. Yeah.

And if I start feeling a little, then I have three tapes on my phone. I just listen to a tape at night. I go to bed, and it kind of eases me. When I wake up the next morning, I can tell it kind of knocks the edge off. See, if I get stressed, I just watch one video. Chad, what do you visualize? Because I know that part of... Man, what I've really done on that part of it, I've got one of them, the Oculus.

Stop it. The Oculus thing. Stop it, Patrick. I'm not listening to you right now. It's got this thing called Trip. And it shows you all these crazy... And it really, really works, man. it's like old school screensaver stuff like you're tripping ball or something man like it's wild i did i tried to i did hypnosis one time and you know

she was having me visualize my safe space yeah yeah and on the beach yeah and all that so i was wondering if what you visualize patrick. Patrick, what would you visualize in your hypnosis? In your safe space hypnosis? What would you visualize? My safe space lacks pants. That's all I'm going to say. Nobody wants to go to Patrick's

safe space. No, nobody wants to. It's nobody else's safe space. It's just Patrick's safe space. What about you, Wendy? What do you visualize? I'm on a beach. That's what I told him.

Okay. Yeah. Jason the mower, maybe. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, sounds good. Delivering the drink. Yeah.

Aquaman drink coming right out of the ocean. Yeah, holding the tray up strategically. Yeah. Over his tiny Johnson. It ain't tiny. If I'm visualizing. Look at that guy. You know what it is.

He's looking for me. That's right. He's looking for the AI version of him. Right. I'll get you written in a minute. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right, right. We're back on this.

Yeah. You know what happens. Yeah, this is what happens. I don't even understand. I don't even want to push this because I know it's going to be wrong. Feeling stressed. Why don't you join us in safe space? That was a good one.

Pantsless safe space. You can relax and unwind. Take your pants off. Look, little bunnies playing in the grass. That should take the edge off. What do we have here? Mr. Crocodile. Just rolling around in the grass. I wonder where he's off to.

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We are back. And better than ever, I guess it's time to do this. I know a lot of people probably are pushing the record button. So remember, people are recording. Don't mess it up. Here we go. This is the segment. Not like the other.

People do stupid shit. You say, oh, brother. Hey, it's not a copy or a clone of any previous bit. But if you think so, hey, we don't give a shit. Yeah. Whackadoo. In the news. Yeah, baby.

Number one still on iTunes. All right. Man, this is not great. A burglar who broke into First Family Church in Antioch, California on Thanksgiving. Man. Got more than he expected when he was confronted by Pastor Nick Neves, who apparently is a martial arts guy. Armed with an axe, the man smashed the window, set off an alarm, and tried to flee when the pastor arrived. But the pastor instead pinned him down and put him and tried to flee when the pastor arrived.

But the pastor instead pinned him down and put him in a submission hold until the police arrived. Yeah, he did. He said I was able to grapple him without much harm. If he had just walked through the door, he would have been helped with food and care. But instead, this is what had to happen. So, yeah, that's a – how bad is it you go to break into a church and the pastor whoops that ass? That's bad, man. Why break in? Like, I mean, just to break into a church and the pastor whoops that ass why break in like like i mean just it is a church you could just ask door first sounds like that pastor needs to be on that new uh jesus christ mma movie oh yeah no that's uh

yeah with the nathan kirby yeah yeah man i i'm excited uh we're gonna try to get uh i think nathan's gonna come in thursday oh yeah I think Nathan's going to come in Thursday. Oh, yeah? Yeah, I believe he is going to come in Thursday. So that would be great for him to unfortunately see me go through a table. So I'm sure he'll be excited by that. So there you go. You're going to have a great witness.

Let's see. Lacunda Johnson, a grandmother from Memphis, Tennessee, arrested on Thanksgiving. Oh, no. Hold Memphis, Tennessee, arrested on Thanksgiving for stabbing her daughter and grandson during an argument. According to the police, it began when Johnson, who was surprised intoxicated, pushed her grandson, leading to an argument with the daughter. She grabbed a knife from the kitchen. When after her daughter causing a minor injury, her grandson got stabbed in the thumb. She fled the scene. There was no bleeding, by the way, in the stab.

So she was the worst stabber in the history of time, apparently. So there you go. All right, let's go to Japan. Mayonnaise lovers in Japan now have a chance to take their passion to the next level with Nom moon mayo or drinkable mayonnaise. No, that is so nasty. What's your problem?

What is your issue? Mayonnaise is my issue. You prefer to drink miracle whip? Neither. Packaged in a sleek silver cup with a design that resembles a classic mayo bottle. The drink promises the richness and sourness of mayo reproduced in a chilled beverage you can wash it down with some kfc gravy yeah yeah reactions have been mixed one social media

user called it incredibly awful and said no mayo lover will love this. Another compared the taste to watery dressing left behind in a salad bowl. Oh, gross. He described the drink as a long-awaited new product for mayonnaise lovers, but labels it a mayonnaise-style drink rather than actual mayo with ingredients like mayo-flavored seasoning and processed whole eggs. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah, it's in the test phase, so whether it gains popularity or not remains to be seen. I think this is a trick.

You think it's a trick? I think it's a trick. A marketing ploy? Yeah, well, or something, because there's been so many videos about Japan living in, you know, 2050 and 3050 and all the cool stuff they have and everything, and they're like, this is a distraction. Oh, I see. Because we're all like, what the F are you doing? Y'all'all must be would anybody here try the mayonnaise no no you wouldn't even try it no no no

okay what if it was a ranch beverage no no joe didn't one of those soda places makes a ranch one yeah one of those uh funky there's a soda company i can't remember the name of them One of those funky, there's a soda company. I can't remember the name of them. Jones? Maybe Jones. Yeah, maybe. They make the weird ones, maybe.

Yeah, I think they make one of those. Sour apple and blueberry. Yeah, they have like a turkey and all these weird things. Who hurt you? All right. That's nasty. Like, seriously, what level of trauma? That's a whole new, they need to put a new chapter in some psychology book on that because that's just new. Okay.

You got the trauma. All right. Yes, she does. She has a little trauma here. I got the trauma. All right. Let's talk about Tamuna Musarids. She began her journey to uncover her roots after finding a birth certificate cleaning out her mom's home in 2016.

Through research, she discovered a baby trafficking scandal in the country of Georgia and was determined to find her own birth parents. A Facebook group she created led her to a woman who denied being her mom, but eventually revealed the name of her dad after DNA tests confirmed the connection. When Tamuna searched for her father, his name is Gergen Carrava, she was stunned to realize he had been on her facebook friends list for three years shut your wow yes what the boy he had no idea my birth father or my birth mother was pregnant they soon met in his hometown where gergen uh recognized her as his daughter the reunion brought to moon into a large extended family discovered the shared interest and all kinds of things so there you go she's got a new family now that's wild that is wild her dad wasn't like sliding into her dms you know before all this like that's weird oh wow man he's like man i don't know

why but you're so hot to me i can't explain it remind me of somebody oh man you just keep got me going here girl why why does it make you uncomfortable it's just it's yeah yeah there was actually a tiktok where a girl met her dad her dad hit on her but like her dad left when he was like she was i've seen that okay oh my god where they're in a relationship oh no girls got hit on by her dad oh i've seen that yeah like this one where they're in a relationship oh no girl she got hit on by her dad i've seen that yeah like this one she was like you're my you're my dad like she knew who it was he didn't know who she was oh her mom was in the parking lot and she like goes out she's like mom dad's inside he hit on me and they're like go inside and was like bro

that is your daughter like you didn't recognize your daughter so he probably was whatever what's your point we're in alabama i mean like i'm fixed oh he's progressive yeah uh i know he, chunky, about the ranch. Or the mayonnaise beverage. Yeah, no, it's not good. It's not good at all. Okay, how about this then? Another Thanksgiving has come and gone, and with it, another disaster resulting from a poorly attempted deep-fried turkey

in Weston, Connecticut. Someone tried a deep-fried turkey in their garage. That fire engulfed the home. Fire crews weren't able to approach the home at one point because the fire got so big. Fortunately, all 25 people were able to get out of the home before it burned down on Thanksgiving. So I guess they're thankful that they didn't burn up. You know, that's all I did during Thanksgiving. Every time I heard like an ambulance or a fire truck go by, I was like, somebody else fucked up. Let's see if you're.

Oh, no, I'm saving that for later. Sorry. That's a good one there. Any room can be a safe room if you have Patrick room if you give Patrick a few minutes. That's right. That's right. It'll all be safe in a minute because everyone's leaving. Of all the ways a suspect can do themselves in, this one could be the dumbest.

George Whitaker had been jailed for taking part in the thievery of a $3.8 million Viking treasure. After that, the 43-year-old was wanted again by authorities for breaching his license. To find him, cops put out his mugshot on social media. Well, he saw it and was dismayed at the photo they used. So he responded by posting a better photo, which showed him with a tan and cool shades. posting a better photo, which showed him with a tan and cool shades. Because of that, they were able to track the metadata down and find his exact location, and he's back in custody. Y'all are stupid.

That's what narcissism does for you right there. Yeah. There's your diagnosis. Yeah. Let's see. In the great state of New York, it's now legal to cheat on your spouse. Shut up. Yeah.

In 1907, New York passed a law that made that criminal. Technically, it was a misdemeanor, punishable by up to three months in jail, but authorities weren't really enforcing it. But the governor said people have complex relationships. Why did you say anything? Why did you say anything? Just get rid of it. Why did you say anything? Why did you say anything? Just get rid of it. Kathy, what are you doing, Kathy?

We got to get rid of this law. I can't take a chance now. A thruple. Yeah, no doubt, man. That's weird. You ever see the show The Politician on Netflix? No. It was a really, really good show.

I think they had at least two seasons. But the lady that was on Who's the Boss? The blonde Judith Light. She's in it and she's in a throuple. Is she really? She's an older woman. It's a really, really good show. She's like 70. Well, her throuple's got two guys. Really? Her husband and

then another guy. And she is no spring chicken. It's a really good show. Check it out. And I'll sadly tell you why I know who that is. Because. She was in your spank bank back in the day. No, hell no. No, but.

I don't know. She's one of my mom's favorite soap opera stars. She was on a show called One Life to Live. My mom, every single day, every single day of my entire childhood at one o'clock, One Life to Live came on, and at 2 o'clock, she took a nap. That's how my life went every day of my childhood. That explains so much about you. Yeah. You know, it does explain melodrama because I spent a lot of time watching soap operas as a kid.

I didn't know better until later. You know, I was like, why do you have me watching this? This is crap, man. These people are crazy uh let's see justin sun a billionaire crypto entrepreneur made headlines after eating the now famous banana artwork titled comedian by italian artist maurizio catalan as i told you last week the piece featuring a banana duct tape to a wall was purchased for 6.2 million at Sotheby's. He posted a video on X saying it, eating it, saying,

for a banana with such a backstory, the taste is naturally different. I can discern a hint of what Big Mike bananas from 100 years ago might have tasted like. He explained his decision to CNN saying, I want to eat it to become part of the history. He said the value of the history he said the value of the art goes beyond the physical piece no it doesn't no you dropped 6.2 million to eat some dude's banana that was taped to a wall you have too much money and should be ushered off the planet i'm gonna need somebody to diagnose him yeah no that's uh clearly you got a conservatorship yeah no i'm happy to manage your money for you

yeah you could probably do something more six million than that i'm just guessing that anybody could do something more than that with six million dollars am i wrong yeah i refuse to spend 50 cents on a banana i'm not about to spend six mil no over six million wouldn't 6.2 million to be specific uh he's on something you gotta be you're probably not on crack because you would have spent that 6.2 million on crack which would have lasted much longer and gotten you further than the banana to be honest i mean at least a week longer you know depending on how is it the five o'clock free crack giveaway are you looking for a funeral entertainment have you

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All right. Hey, that's a good one. That sounds awesome. It does sound awesome, doesn't it? I want to zip line into my funeral. I think that'd be awesome. What kind of funeral would you like to have, Chad? If there was no limit here.

Like when you see on TV, like when they bring me in like the big carriage. Oh, like a carriage, like the queen or something. Yeah. Like your Cinderella. Okay. Yeah. Okay. How about you?

I want a concert. You want a concert? Yeah. Who would, who would perform at your, your funeral? If you, if it was your choice,

Foo fighters, the Foo fighters. Yeah. That'd be pretty good. I would love that. There goes my. Duh. Right. I i mean is that what they would sing yeah the exit song yeah no that'd be great hero because so many people's heroes

that's true rich um man i'm i'm basic when it comes just throw me in a trash bag that's what you want yeah you don't want to get everybody you know party have fun you know have some drink you don't want to get put through a table or you know off the top rope or anything like that maybe we could have somebody like you know frog splash i think we should have somebody announce the entire thing as it happens right they're putting him in the dirt they should put him they should put him on the top rope and then push him off We could do a whole casket match for the funeral. There you go, a casket match. A casket match. That would be great.

Bring it back. And even Dead You has a signature move to pull on the opposing wrestler. No, that definitely wouldn't be it. Belgium has introduced a groundbreaking law, the first of its kind globally, that will provide sex workers with employment contracts and maternity leave.

About time. Yes, do that. Yes, it treats sex work like any other job offering. Yes, it is. Health insurance, maternity leave, pensions, and sick days. What's a sick day look like when you're a sex worker? It's a pension. Mono?

I guess so yeah ah my herpes flared up today i gotta stay home or something yeah and that affects your performance could be yeah this significant move comes after sex work was decriminalized a couple years ago there's 30 000 sex workers who will now get basic employment rights. Bring it here. Bring it here. Sophie is a sex worker and a mom of five. Wow. I bet she pushed for all that. Come on, you're a sex worker and a mom of five. Well, yeah.

Hold on. This thing just went into effect. Is she a night worker or did she do it during the day? It doesn't matter. Did she drop the kids off at school? And kids at school. And everybody comes and lines up. She might be an escort.

I mean, who says that there's people just like showing up at her house in a line? No, you might be right. That's fair. You know, she could be going to the bunny ranch, their version of the bunny ranch. No. Now look, you you know in all fairness and i appreciate the empowerment but well if you are the son of one of those kids one of that lady you might be a philotype away about it doesn't mean they know

oh they know trust me their friends know they know they don't they don't nobody knows that their daddy my daddy paid for your mama last week you don't know that you don't, nobody knows that. Because their daddy, my daddy paid for your mama last week. She don't know that. You don't know that. The mama jokes that kid's going to get, like, your mama, you know, like all his life. I mean, considering that it's decriminalized there and everything, I doubt that it's going to catch that much than it would here. But Jay says, you know, what if that's his kink? Maternity leave, like, why take the leave?

Oh, yeah. No, that's a good point. No, you could double your money on that. Yeah, why take the leave? Oh, yeah, no, that's a good point. You could double your money on that. Yeah, do you pay extra? Yeah, yeah, yeah. If you want to hit the baby's head, it's an extra 50. Ain't nobody that big.

I've seen some videos that make me question that. I'm sure you have. I've seen some dented up heads on some babies. That ain't a dick. All right, so... I just want to know if her kids look forward to career day at school all right yeah no yeah no how about bring your kid to work day yeah right hey galen i'm with you for it in one way or another huh what huh galen i like galen's point says why not you pay for it one way or another which part sex oh that's fair enough no that that is a fair statement i mean you pay for it one way or another you either rent to own or yeah i mean you know or you just well i mean how many you know how many folks out there do uh emotional manual labor in the home to get a reward?

Is that how it operates in your house? No, it's never operated like that in my house. I was going to say, I don't offer my wife a treat. Have a job. No. Honey, if you just wash the dishes. Who's saying that the lady's doing work for a treat? Y'all.

Y'all out there mowing lawns, repairing holes in walls. Oh, that's correct. Yeah, no, that's correct. Putting up lights. That's correct. We don't. I'm not doing any emotional labor for no dick. I'm a chick.

Wow. I'm a girl. Right. No, that's fair. That's fair. Well, how about this? Health concerns have been raised for a porn star they're not they don't live wherever right recruiting 1 000 guys to take part in her

world record attempt at sleeping with the most men in 24 hours is it the same chick it is the same chick that's right she just did 123 in 14 hours now Now we're going to go to 1,024. That's a big jump here. That's not. How? British adult entertainer Lily Phillips began taking applications. Oh. Guys.

Y'all best. You could be 899. I wonder if they're going to be set up kind of like COVID stations, testing stations. Whenever you came in. You should be. You got to be. Coming in as well. I'm sure. I'm sorry.

They began taking applications for the record-breaking event of the year, which is set to take place in January. The current record holder is Lisa Sparks, an adult film star who once bedded 919 men in one day at a sex industry event in Poland in Poland. Wow. In 2004. I want to make jokes.

I can't. 2024. Do they have one of those clickers? Like going into a concert or a club? Yeah, the fire. You've got to get the fire marshal involved. That's a thousand two. Back up, back up, back up.

Is it like a full-on actor? Just like, do they just have to? No, they get in there. In it like Bennett. She's 23, by the way. She said she's been in training for months in order to be physically ready for this. Her whole life. I bet.

I want to know what would the physical impact of a thousand people in 24 hours be on the body, according to this doctor, Zach Turner? Is he a real doctor? He is. He specializes in preventative health

and wellness, warned that when pushed to extremes, such activity could have a negative effect on the body. She might be retired after this said sex at its core is physically demanding engaging various muscles the cardiovascular system and the release of endorphins done in moderation is like working out uh however when pushed to extremes like a 24-hour, the physical and physiological toll can be severe. There she is right there, Chad.

She's not bad looking. I figured she would look horrible. She's not bad. She's pretty basic, to be honest. So basic. She's basic. I've seen so many chicks look like that. I don't know.

I just figured she'd look worse than that. He says, consider it akin to running a marathon without training. But she's been training. Dehydration, overuse, injuries, and exhaustion are almost guaranteed. Set her up with an IV. She's going to have like cowboys and stuff. Lisa Sparks, who is the previous record holder, herself admitted to being in pain for a week, following her 919 in 24 hours so do

all these have to be vaginal um or is this like a space out well no it's not a it's not a bonus whole situation okay well i didn't know if they were like throwing them all in there you know proper breaks and refreshments there are reunion required are reunion required breaks. It's like a Bill Clinton thing, you know? It depends on what your definition of is is, you know? What's your definition of that? I mean, I'm not sure in that. I don't imagine that every single guy has to complete the task fully. I think he has to be in for X amount of time,

and then they move on to number 893. I bet they're just pissed. He just just times up and he's right there. No, you got to go, bro. We're on a schedule. Now, all I know is you better have a lot of tarp around there. I bet she's got like some friends or something, you know, to finish off. Oh, I bet she's got plenty of friends. Well, no, I mean, I know she's got friends, but like, you know, for the guys that don't

get to finish with her. I bet her Christmas was real, real nice. What is their take home? You know, what's the swag bag that you get? Oh, do you get a swag bag from it? Yeah. Or is it just the JJ? I just wonder if it's like the DMV where she's in like a little room and everybody just comes in.

Yeah, they pull the thing. At the end, you get a picture next to the digital board with your number on it. You know, and her like, just looking all worn out and everything. Come grab a ticket. Yeah. Yeah. She said, I think I'll get sore towards the end, but I've got the right determination to be able to push on. I'm doing 300 in a few weeks.

It's like a boxing match. No, not at all. No, sis. The only thing getting pounded is your whole like not there's no faces anyways she said boinking 101 guys in 14 hours is so much harder than a nine to five you think you think uh if you talk about a day job isn't going to the office sleeping with 100 men is much more taxing uh despite the known health benefits dr zach warned that these would go out the window if it's 24 hours of sex yeah fatigue diminishes the pleasurable aspects well yeah i would think so somewhere around i'm just

guessing about number four yeah is about where the pleasure leaves and again i don't know i'm not a woman you say one okay i'm not a i'm not a run a train on me kind of gal i'm not a marathoner you know i've been through i've been through the 90s i've done the threesomes and the foursomes and all that and i'm good bro he's like i got extra in there i mean hey i mean right here we good divided by three carry the one okay i can't do the math my hand are just fine uh reaction to the plan for which she's now actively recruiting men has been strong many shocked uh i'll get 41.6 seconds each to do it 24 hours one remark so it would take to do it 24 hours, one remark. So it would take to do 1,000, she's saying, this person,

the math, 40 seconds each. So maybe I'm going to say they get 30, 25 to 30 each probably because you've got to have some little break time. And I'm sure, have you ever been to like a shop where they do they do lube jobs because you're gonna need that big chassis lube gun yeah you're gonna yeah with the real thick stuff you know what i mean like the what is that stuff that w40 yeah some slick 50 or some 5w30 i don't know oh no you don't you will be slipping and sliding all over the place, man. You can't have that. Are they on a conveyor belt to get them in there quickly, efficiently?

Or are they just all standing around naked and quick? Or are they ready to go? Yeah, no, they're all standing in a line, naked behind each other, trying to get their equipment ready, which seems a little bit weird. I suspect not. Hey, no. Now,

I mean, maybe if you were an aspiring fluffer, you could be like, yeah, I'll come help out. I mean, but I don't know. I mean, what if,

Oh, what if you get some guy that's like having, you know, performance problems. And it's like, you're just trying to cram it in there. Oh, trying to pull with the rope. Oh. Pushing rope.

Trying to shoot a pool with a rope. What you saying? Yeah. They could have a little bowl of like, what is that? Blue chew or something. I don't know. Yeah. Yeah. The blue chew.

They got the hems. What is it, Rich? Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. The Spark. Anal leaky. Yeah, definitely.

Spark, who's best known by her poor name of lisa sparks that's three x's sparked controversy with her record when the polish government found out about it and threatened to arrest everyone involved because they weren't invited she said to be completely transparent this event is the one thing i regret doing in the 23 years in the industry to this day. This is the only job I agreed to perform strictly for the money. She also, I don't believe that. I believe there are a lot of them you've done just for the money. Yeah. Legalization, all these record settings, give it like five, 10 years.

We're going to have the sex Olympics. Man, that would be awesome. I'd like to see the pole vault event pole vaults on that chief let me see how that works yeah if you're gonna have a sex olympics what else would you you definitely have to have the hurdles yeah yeah no taping either you got to let that thing dangle whatever it is and going over the hurdle yeah no shot but yeah what else has to be there weren't the Olympics done naked back in the day

or what they were pulled from I think people were just naked back in the day I don't know the Roman games or whatever there used to be a big thing up in Ann Arbor it was like the naked mile I know every year they have the big naked bike ride thing

which seems like a really bad idea bicycles, moving parts and my junkyard I know every year they have the big naked bike ride thing, which seems like a really bad idea. Bicycles, moving parts, and my junk. I mean, we also have the polar plunge where you go. But you have clothes on normally. No, you don't. Not in the polar plunge. What are you talking about? We do them around here.

I ain't never seen them naked. No, I've never seen a naked polar plunge. Where do you do the polar plunge at? Up in Michigan. Yeah, well, never seen a naked polar plunge. Where do you do the polar plunge at? Up in Michigan. Yeah, well, that's probably why they won right there. Probably took their pants off in the game. That's how they beat Ohio State. That's crazy, man.

All right, let's see what are the people saying here. I'm sure they have something on their mind here. Let's see. Latasha said, good morning, beautiful friends. Good morning. Good morning. Galen said, good morning, beautiful friends. Good morning. Good morning. Uh, Galen said, just trying to keep up with the times. They're changing again.

They're always changing, man. So one thing that's consistent is change. Uh, let's see. Uh, 12 kids might do that to you. Yeah, no Galen here had 12 kids might make you crazy. Uh, let's see. Good morning. CJ said, said hey what's up cj uh i said why not pay for it one way or are you you that's what you said why you pay for it one

way or another yeah no i mean you get married just rent to own right i mean that's what it is and otherwise you just pay as you go and you just have to choose what you want huh well it's rent to never own is really the yeah so does that make divorce like a repossession that's exactly right okay yeah no i mean it never belonged to you for me to repossess it it was always i just allowed you to play period well i had access to it at night so that's all i know i mean you know i it was, it was a key and you changed the lock. I didn't know. Nah.

Nah. Nah. Nah. Okay. All right. Let's move on. This is weird now. Thanksgiving for dummies.

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have been unexpectedly rediscovered according to nasa uh camp century it's a cold war era military base built in 1959 it was a testing ground for project ice worm that was a top secret plan to launch nuclear weapons out of tunnels drilled into the ice they closed operations in 1967 when the military became aware of how tenuous an atomic city hemmed in by shifting ice seemed. Yeah. So besides being a nuclear missile site, it was planned to be scaled into a full city about three times the size of Denmark. So it housed 11,000 service members and 52,000 square miles. So pretty good size.

Those plans failed. The base was abandoned. The underground city became the topic of interest again in April when a NASA scientist stumbled across a surprise. He was using a radar to probe the Greenland ice sheet and, it detected something buried within the ice. And, uh,

it was that, that city or that, that whole base again, that apparently has been buried in the ice for all these years. That's where the alien. years that's where the aliens that is exactly where the aliens are yeah uh that's wild though that when you think about you know time that goes by and things just get covered up right and covered up and covered up i mean think about you know all the people we only dig so far down into the earth how much further

could you go have there been other civilizations here before us long before us that would go you know if you got far enough down in there to go i mean i don't know how far we've even drilled down into the earth it's not that far to be honest with you it's a very short distance yeah uh down there have you ever seen the the place that they call the opening to hell yes that's a wild place look that up uh if you get a chance to google that there's a i don't know what it is it's just a giant hole in the earth that goes way down like a mile yeah it's way down there and they have people around there to keep you from going in it yeah just inadvertently going in but it's it's a big attraction i guess but it is dangerous there's certain places all around i forget what

they're called but there's certain places all around the world that have like strange phenomenon like that like i know there's one up in michigan there's like an anti-gravity place like you can like lean all the way forward on a table and you won't really yeah it's in uh irish hills michigan really yeah it's like the only place in the world hold on you can lean forward yeah because of like the way that i don't know whatever the magnets of the earth i look i'm not a scientist i got a ged but like i got you man yeah but no you can like stand on a table or wherever and like lean all the way forward and because of the way the gravitational pull is in this one spot on earth like you won't fall over that's amazing actually oh yeah the michael jackson how did how did he do that do you know yeah yeah yeah how do you do it

the shoes were attached to the floor that is correct that is correct yeah he has a little trick trick there. Yeah. Did you know that the center of the universe is in Tulsa, Oklahoma? I doubt that. No, it's there. No. No way.

Yeah. Is that the one place with like a circle you can stand in and not hear anything? Yeah. What is it now? They call it the center of the universe, Patrick, just like I said. It's a circle in Oklahoma. Somebody's got a thing going today. It's what now? You go stand in the middle of the circle that's at the center of the universe,

and apparently when you're inside of this circle, only in the circle, you cannot hear anything around you. And it's in Oklahoma? Yeah, Tulsa, Oklahoma. Yeah, that's where you can kill yourself and nobody knows. It's a really nice area. I've been there, and it's true. You can't hear.

You can hear nothing. They say stand here and talk, and you won't hear the surrounding noise. You won't hear yourself. It's almost like an echo chamber kind of thing. You know, they talk about that one room that they have. That sound room. That's perfectly silent. I mean, it's absolutely silent.

Makes people go crazy. silent silent i mean it's absolutely silent and makes people yeah they say that if they stay in they can't stay in there long because they'll lose their mind yeah which is interesting you know to think about how bad that must be because i'm like come on man really am i gonna lose my mind i mean really go into your mental health well that's what they say it really will affect you man yeah how much we're used to hearing noise on it i mean there's never a time when it's completely they say it it's so quiet in there that if you're not talking you you start to hear your blood flow i mean that's why would that make me go crazy i don't know i mean i'm not sure why you don't think it might i don't know i know. I want to, I want to understand why.

Because you get in silence. You get too much into your head. Bro, I'm in my head all the time. There's 40, 11 conversations going on up there. Yeah. I mean,

what's his name? he's, uh, imagine if one of them takes over. What was the Stephen Hawking's? He managed to do it for a long time. You know, I mean,

he couldn't move. Right. And I mean, mean really he was in his own head yeah he was smart it wasn't that i don't know how quiet it was he had other sounds like yeah i know you're right now they used to this is somebody explain this to me they used to bring uh somebody smart they uh like once a year they would bring strippers to wherever he was and and they would lay him out and strippers would grind on him literally and i thought that was amazing i'm like he was in star island he was

what they said that they have proof that he was on like they said that they have pictures that well that would be crazy man steven hawkins yes that'd be hilarious i want to see that picture yeah go ahead take it off just hold the button down off yeah i know that's what that's weird that's weird but yeah i did think it was interesting that even though physically he can do anything that he's still like no no i yeah listen i'm in here i'm still in here let's let's go and it worked in his head i guess yeah yeah but that's how powerful It worked in his head, I guess. Yeah.

But that's how powerful, as a guy, the sex drive is. You can't even move, and you're like, no, no, bring it, please. No, I still want to get some. What's the guy on Hustler that gets shot? Larry Flint. Remember how he went through all that stuff, and he couldn't have sex? Yeah. He was driving him crazy, man. Yeah, but he is crazy.

Yeah, he went crazy. Yeah, that guy's kind of crazy anyway, to be honest with you. He's kind of a whack job. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I remember when I was, I've told this story before, when I was a kid and had a paper yeah that guy's kind of crazy anyway to be honest with you he's kind of a whack job yeah yeah yeah i remember when i was uh i i've told the story before when i was a kid and had a paper route and um you know i would i would people on trash day i realized sometimes people throw away good things

and i would get them clean them up and have a yard sale you know after i got enough stuff but also noticed that guys would throw away their nudie books. That's the wife, man. Yeah, well, it probably was, but I'd seen many Playboy and Penthouse, but one day somebody threw out a bunch of those magazines, The Hustlers. Uh-oh. That's a very different magazine. I'll tell you right now, man, that is your life. No, that did change my life, and I was like,

I don't want to see this magazine anymore. Yeah. The JCPenney catalogs now. You're like, it's like a whole. Yeah, no, there was a lady in one of them who was defecating on a glass top table and the camera is underneath. And I'm like, why why i haven't seen that issue wow well it was there i promise you i 100 believe you i just i'm intrigued i'd like to yeah i was not i was not intrigued i didn't know uh i saw it and i went no that's wrong i don't i don't

get off 13 and i was like no no, no. That wasn't the centerfold. I'm 13. You'll do anything. You'll have to win. It better be centerfold. Was it the centerfold? No, it definitely wasn't the centerfold. Ew.

Oh, my God. Yeah, it's a monkey tail. It is. It's a real one. What? What's wrong? No, no, that's terrible, man. What's wrong?

You people are very, you got a problem here. Oh, my God. I'd be glad it wasn't a scratch oh they still make those scratch and sniff things well I can't you just open the thing and smell right there thing and smell it right there in the little sealed bags you know that comes in yeah it's like scratching sniff really yeah i was like you know that's interesting like that too really that's interesting it does i got i got some uh this week the name was cheetah piss cheetah that was the name of the weed yeah laura thought that was the funniest thing she was like is that say cheetah piss and i was like yeah i got some sour apple rock. Sour apple rock?

Yeah. Really? Sour apple flavored rock? Like crack rock? No, no, no. It's THC, but that's the name of it. Sour apple rock. You know, they do.

Haven't you ever had moon rocks? How long before the meth dispensary and you got blueberry meth? I don't think they'll ever do that. No, they probably won't. It's probably not a good idea, is it? No. No no I guess not no medical meth what did you smoke on Amanda everybody had their strain this week

uh oh Dante's Inferno Grape Ape and uh Lemonheads do y'all have like a favorite strain yeah Green Crack.

Okay. Yeah, that's my favorite. I don't. That's why. I just go in and, hey, whatever's on sale, I'll take it. You're that guy. I do the job. Yeah.

I don't care if it's Sativa. I don't care if it's Indica. You just say, just give it to me. Well, I know about all that, man. That's not true? No, no. I try and go more with the Sativa than Indica. See, I do, too, because I have things to do.

Right. Indica is sleepy. My son, as a matter of fact last night right he was about to hand it to me he goes listen this gonna make you sleepy you're done i said no i'll mix and match let me hit it a couple times and i'll hit a couple of this one real quick i'm blended out some you know what i mean because i'm not a good person no no no no no no we don't do that anymore in the weed version yeah yeah yeah yeah that's fine yeah see that's me when i get my like my dirty chai latte because i'm bougie like that and then smoke and i never understood how that worked it seemed like that you know i learned in school two negatives you know what i

mean right and so you you put heroin and meth together i would think it would just cancel each other out but instead apparently it cancels you out yeah well apparently yeah that's what slash and uh axl rose were doing speedballing well but see that was in the 80s in the 90s when the stuff was pure and good now you're just well yeah i and the 90s when the stuff was pure and good. Now you're just... I wouldn't describe it as pure and good like it was angelic. No, not at all. Pure dope.

Okay, yes. Good dope. Very potent, yes. Stings the nostrils. I'm going to be honest, Ryan, that sounds like pure gasoline. It destroys your sinus. No, I did. It would destroy your face i never got into heroin that's good no you're a smart guy i don't it's not a good call yeah drugs kids i never okay yeah i never liked i never was

a pill guy i never liked it i don't know it just wasn't for me. Other than ecstasy. Now, see that? I'll give you that. Ecstasy was the pill. The OG. Yeah, that's the OG pills. But I was never into opiates or anything like that. No.

I tried them. Didn't like them. No. I've always been a weed guy. Yeah. Hot head. Yeah, no. Anybody hot head in my PlayStation, I'm happy.

Amphetamines was where I was at. Liquor. Amphetamines was where I was at. Liquor. Amphetamines. I was like, let's see how long we can stay up. Let's see. Did you reach a record? Do you have a record? Honestly, most of that stuff gets real blurry.

I'm sure it does. To your recollection. Four days. No sleep. Literally no sleep yeah literally no zero sleep for four days and at that point psychosis sets in and your and then your body is like nah is that how long it takes to say about four days oh no i would say like two or three days i'm like you know a little special but i mean i was i mean i was accomplished you know i mean you you were well versed no you know ain't no amateurs over you were well versed in your uh well you know i mean you make the product you test the product you know yeah i know that's the world number one you know

now when i was i didn't subscribe by biggie's rules at all you went the opposite way no you definitely did when i was bad i'm the opposite side of that spectrum i don't want to stay awake i want to go to sleep like i canceled a date last week just because i wanted to take a nap what um sleep is important it's not that clearly yes it's very important yeah no it's not that important to me oh yeah no i'll take the death no that's that's wild man you cancel a date to get a nap yeah dude i was tired i was ready for a nap like you know what listen never mind we're good your dance car must be pretty full yeah no it's not i'm very happily single man i'm so unserious about finding anybody yeah that's clearly no because if you cancel a date for a nap, I'm never coming back.

You need to either get some B12 or get out of my life. I feel sorry for the girl. How low on the scale are you when you get beat by a nap? Talk about self-esteem. Hey, girl, you matter. Hey, girl, you matter. When you're out there, we know you're out there. We know you're out there. We, girl. You matter. Yeah. Hey, girl. You matter. When you're out there. We know you're out there. We know you're out there.

We know you're out there. Hey. No, man. Don't get a hug. No. You are beautiful. You are smart. You are special.

You got beat by a nap. He don't hydrate, girl. He don't hydrate. If you're Mountain Dew, man. Exactly. It's Mountain Dew. It was a sugar crash. It wasn't you.

Oh, man. You're really that mad about it. I doubt he is. You can go visit man. Exactly. It's Mountain Dew. It was a sugar crash. It wouldn't matter. Oh, man. If you're really that mad about it, you can go visit Amanda. Yeah. I didn't figure she would. I doubt she is. Is she fine? Right. Good.

She's over. And I got my nap. Everybody wins. Exactly. Oh, my God. Everybody wins. Except the Hazen. The Hazen.

I just don't even know what to say to you, man. I've never had anybody confess they gave up a date for a nap i mean it's kind of like like did she have like you know one eye maybe a chin on her i wanted to take a nap i didn't want to go i was like call her and tell her that though he texted her he texted her a picture of him sleeping no i was it was like, hey, I'm sorry. I can't make it. I'm really tired. It's a long weekend. She was probably like, yes. What if she would have texted you back and she was butt naked?

Wow. Come over and take a nap. I'm just curious, man. Wow. I don't even know what to say on that. If I texted somebody a naked photo of me and they told me to drive my ass over there

nah bruh no she said this ain't no drive through hell no and I ain't driving I've only driven one time from my side of things I've been in plenty of relationships I've been married and divorced twice

at this point single life is just peaceful no i understand that's really it no it is very peaceful like i've been single now for going on look when you're single you come back and the remote's still where you left it right your food's still in the fridge permission to do anything like what do you got going on this weekend i've got you know this person wants me up here to announce and sorry and you know no i ain't got to worry about it no that's that's certainly true you don't yeah tired i want to take a nap i love being single yeah that's yeah well in the process of a divorce well that's still a single yeah i mean more or less you'll be canceling your you're physically single but i mean i was kind

of physically single anyways we lived separately so i mean i didn't have to worry about where the remote was other than i've got a teenager you know and right and that kind of stuff but i mean it's not like i'm going around trying to pick up dudes you know man one time and I shouldn't even these again I shouldn't tell these stories but but there was a uh how would I describe her uh a casual friend she was a very I knew her well she was a friend but we weren't really dating or anything and benefits she yes that was there you go friend with benefits and um this was the first of the benefit plan uh when i activated it and uh she had called me and and kind of like what you said she didn't send a picture but she was talking mad smack and so at two in the morning i got my ass up

and drove over there she answered the door in a robe with one boob out yes and then tried to play coy oh my god yeah oh no i didn't know that was like listen it's two o'clock in the morning i just drove here let's not play this dance i know when my breast scissors are out yeah no she knew her boob was out she was being cute no She was being cute. No, she was being real cute. My testicles are hanging out. No, I feel the breeze. Flippity-flap. It's inescapable. Yeah, it's an inescapable breeze there.

Why did it hit the dog? I don't know if he would have answered the phone. I would have responded back at 8 o'clock in the morning when I woke up. I can't remember what movie we were watching but it was really funny because uh oh i was on kenny uh east bound and down dude that dude was standing there and had his uh i guess some of his stuff was out and he said you're showing brain man i was like that's a pretty good description of it, to be honest with you. My favorite Christmas card I ever received was from him.

Yeah? From Kenny Powers? Yeah. Back in the day. And it was like him laid out on a rug. Yeah. You know, all... Kenny Power? Yeah.

Kenny Power with some boots on. Yeah, that's great, man. It was awesome. I love that thing. I kept it for as long as I possibly could. I don't know where it is now, but it was Ted. That's a great show, man. Oh, man. That yeah that's so good yeah that's one of the biggest yeah so good you go back to that comedic actor you know conversation that cat is phenomenal no he is uh

danny mcbride is uh you know probably sharper than a lot of people even would know he 100 he writes most of the stuff um you know they if you hadn't seen the righteous gemstones favorite it's amazing so good the cast is so good uh you got john goodman as the dad uh you've got uh adam devine as the brother you've got danny mcbride uh i don't know who plays the sister judy i don't know i can't remember her name but she is a she steals everything she's in nearly absolutely yeah oh she's so good who else is in it um i can't remember there's a couple people who you would know uh goggins what's his name something goggins walter goggins uh is in it he's awesome so yeah it's it's a great yeah a netflix i think it's

where it's at i think so one of theseflix i think it's worth it i think so one of these days i'm gonna make it past just scrolling through the menu and actually watch something yeah no it happens a lot yeah my adhd kicks in and then i'm like you know what just forget your girl in netflix now i'm gonna need to take a nap no he's gonna i was gonna say he's that's why i put on netflix man to fall asleep easily. No, when he said he wanted to Netflix and chill, he meant it. She was like, you really are wanting to take a nap? That's what you meant? Yeah.

Yeah. Do you remember when your mom and dad said they were going to take a nap? They weren't taking a nap. You know that, right? You realize that, right? They weren't asleep. Kevin says she probably only had one boob. I brought home a girl from the club one night and only had one arm.

One arm? Yeah. My wife still gives me crap about it. Why? Because my wife was at the place that I went to with this one-armed girl, and she's like, remember that one-armed girl you had? Could have had both arms, but you had to go with the world. Chad, I'm really proud of you.

I think that's great. That is diversity. I always wanted to go out with a one-leg girl. Everybody, everybody wants the one-leg girl. And I can see why. I can totally understand. Don't do somewhat. One arm is weird, though, man.

This may seem a little ableist. Because she can't reach around? Yeah, just like. Can't reach around. It's just weird, man. Come on, man. How weird is it? I'm telling you, it was a weird experience why was it what was weird about it she just had one arm no but like i didn't notice it in the club at all you know

the club what do you mean you didn't notice it i swear to god what does she dance one side to you cowboy back in the day i know that's right you. You were really hammered. It was dark. Wow. We got a little bit of light and I'm like, she's only got one arm. That's why you wait for the ugly lights. It was too late at that point.

Now, man. Now, man. I didn't notice. Did you pregame making out like at the club or anything like that? You know? I didn't notice

she was missing an arm. I didn't notice she was missing an arm. didn't notice she was missing ask my wife the next time you see one of those little tiny hands it stopped like way up here like maybe maybe elbow or something yeah yeah okay it was wild yeah interesting it makes me think of the movie crash see what happened was they were getting into it and he was like just use your left hand okay so let's go with this so let's say that you meet a chick at the club right and you don't own anything you don't know anything uh and you get

back or it could be a guy at the club you get back to their place and obviously you're consenting adults and right as you're about to go to town, the fake leg comes off. Does it change anything? At that point? Yeah. Yeah. He said at that point? Oh, man. I'd probably just start laughing at that.

That's not very sensitive at all chad vulnerable taking their leg off you're naked you're both drunk from the club she knows it's going to get a reaction when she throws that leg on the ground you know what good point no that's great what about you what if the guy drops a leg so if it's a guy and he drops the leg i do know that i'll have to ride him so that will affect some things i'll probably be a little you don't know that you don't know that you don don't know that. Hey, hey, hey. You don't know. You're so judgy. No, I'm not.

He may have strong knee. He might have a strong knee. You know what? He might have two legs. Hold on. Hold on. That's true. I like Chad's thinking.

I like Chad's thinking. He may have a little pain to hold on to. He might be able to hit a good angle with the parcel. I didn't even say the F word. Come on. I know. I i know i'm just nervous already if it's a chick well that's that's not for you i guess whatever i guess we're talking about receiving okay rich if the leg comes off i'm gonna have to sleep on it i'm gonna have to sleep on it. I'm going to have to sleep on it.

Rich fell asleep in the car. I'm going to get back with you. Yeah. He's going to say that. Yeah, Kevin, you're right. If it's a third leg, you know I'm out. I'm like you. I'm like, yeah.

Kevin says it would matter if it was a third leg. I mean. Well, of course it's going to matter. We need to do something else for real here. Let's do this. Tons of ties. Tell you, you better cherish it today. I'm getting out early.

Listen up now, I'll tell you a story. Without a doubt, it's kind of gory. It's the worst news you could ever hear. Things just like this make you fear lying lunched on a dumb guy's knee or a big hard fuck drowning somebody why are you laughing why are you laughing you said it luke uh dimitri uken he's 55 now listen to this okay he died at his home in uh russia from severe blood loss now what happened well let me tell you what happened dimitri uh found a cat named uh styopka and brought him home uh back on friday the 22nd of november after he had fled and ran away a couple days before.

Disaster struck when the owner and his orange cat came back inside. That evening, the cat scratched Dimitri's leg, causing him to bleed. He's a diabetic. He couldn't stop the blood loss due to his hemophiliac. Yeah, and he bled to death from the cat scratch yeah it worsened because he was home alone as his wife was out forcing him to call his neighbor saying he was dying he also called the medics when his bleeding wouldn't stop a police officer did confirm the extent of his injuries many died before paramedics got there wow yeah he called uh

called a friend said he had a torn vein the doctors who arrived only confirmed the man's death uh which the police received a call about but uh he's in russia he should know how to make a tourniquet one would think so yeah you should learn learn not to mess with cats because they're evil. That's what this story tells you right here. No. They'll eat you. Yeah. Here's something.

This isn't as bad, but it is bad and something to think about. In case of an oft-overlooked food preparation risk, a 40-year-old man showed up to a clinic in Texas with severe burning rash on both hands that developed two days earlier. A couple days later, it blistered. Weeks after that, the skin darkened and scaled. After several months, it finally returned to normal. What was the culprit? Lime juice and sunlight.

Shut up. Yeah. Turns out just before developing the skin eruption eruption the man had squeezed a dozen limes he then went to a soccer game didn't put any sunscreen on doctors diagnosed it as a classic case of i can't pronounce it according to the england journal of medicine the condition caused by toxic substances found in plants that react with uv light that cause blistering scaling and pigmented skin so don't are don't do lime and not wash your hands uh or whatever did you ever write letters like that back in the day oh with the like the lemon juice the uh the invisible yeah

yeah of course you did yeah that was the dopest, man. Yeah, that was cool stuff. What? I was saying, he said, did you ever write letters with that? And I was like, with lime juice? What are you talking about? Lemon juice, yeah. You turn the black light on and you can read it. Like a little secret letter you can send off. Yeah.

See, this is what I miss when I'm taking all these naps up there. That's exactly right. That's exactly right. Family in Wisconsin warns of the loss of their teen daughter after she died from an allergic reaction. Hannah Glass, 19, was a freshman at Maranatha Baptist University and lived with a severe peanut allergy since being a toddler after taking a bite of a brownie. Just one bite.

Didn't know it was made with peanut flour. She ultimately had an allergic reaction that led to her death somebody tried to kill that girl well you know here's the problem man you need to start giving your kids peanuts as soon as you can when they're a little peanut butter yeah just do it immediately that's what does that's it is that's what they say will stop the allergy i'm not gonna do it though well you're not you don't have any to do it with you don't have to worry are you having more no i don't think so okay you're gonna be all right i mean hopefully not yeah she's nearly single though man so she is nearly anything could happen i mean you're right i got one headed out the door i ain't trying to

bring another one in no it's late in life to start that game. I'm not trying to die. I just have a kid. All right. So, listen, when you're, you know, at Thanksgiving, everybody is at the house. You know, you get lined up to get your food. And do you ever feel like, you know, hey, man, why are you so close to me? Back up off of me a little bit. I think that every day, no matter where I'm at. A Massachusetts man killed his roommate on Thanksgiving for standing too close to the food he was preparing because the roommate often sneezes, although he claims the killing was an accident. Richard Lombardi, 65, charged with assault and battery, involuntary manslaughter.

He attacked 80-year-old roommate Frank Griswold at their home in Marshfield Wednesday after he became upset his roommate was too close to the food. Griswold was pronounced dead at the hospital Wednesday night after Lombardi allegedly threw him to the ground hitting his head and breaking his neck and nose. According to the records he was cooking a meal when he began arguing with Griswold said he didn't want him in the kitchen touching the food. You what this dude did i'm not touching it i'm not right i'm not killing uh yeah uh he said he didn't want him to sneeze or contaminate the food uh he said he grabbed griswold from behind threw him aside adding that his feet got tangled up and he fell and hit his head on the floor. He called 911 after he noticed he was unconscious and bleeding. He was lying face up on the floor in the kitchen in a pool of blood,

according to the sergeant. His attorney said it sounds like an accident based on what evidence was revealed to the court. Yeah, I mean. Well, don't get too close to his damn food when he's preparing. I mean, he asked you what, three, four times, right? Stay the F out of the kitchen while I'm cooking. to the court yeah i mean well don't get too close to his damn food when he's preparing i mean i mean he asked you what three four times right stay the f out of the kitchen while i'm cooking yeah is that uh that's uh period i can't stand it i'm already yeah i'm already i'm already dealing with the

friggin dogs running around or laying there so that i'm tripping over them get out of my kitchen yeah in my kitchen and when we're in the store backpack bro like backpack like i almost got into it with some chicks at the walgreens one time really shocker right i'm checking out and they've got fancy little signs that say you know wait here for next cashier right right it's a good four feet from from where the i am yeah and they like right up right up on my back. And I just turned to look and I said something. They're all, oh, she's got a problem.

I was like, I sure do. Y'all can't read. Like, back, back. Like, back the up. We about to have problems in the Walgreens. I don't like people being that close to me. Somebody also needs a nap. Right?

No. I just need y'all to respect my space. I know that's right. I certainly do. A business owner and a grand... I see my my space. I know that's right. I certainly do. A business owner and a grand... I bet it's good. A business owner and grandfather in Rancho Cordova, California, said he shot a burglar in the morning hours of November 24th

to protect his grandkids who were sleeping in the back of the store. He said, my babies were with me and he was going to attack me. He's 70 years old. The Sacramento Sheriff's Office confirmed this, that my babies were with me and he was going to attack me. He's 70 years old. Um, the Sacramento Sheriff's office confirmed this saying, uh, they received a 911 call at 1 15 AM from a business owner stating someone broke into his business and he shot him. Uh, they were dispatched to the scene. They gave life-saving aid. It didn't matter because the dude was dead. Uh, he said he and his two grandsons who who were 14 and 4,

were asleep in the back of the room when the burglar began to break in through his front store window. He proceeded to walk through the store, pass racks of items like leather jackets and whatnot, and proceeded to the back room where Robert and his grandsons were sleeping. The 14-year-old grandson was awake and heard a noise. You know, he was on his phone doing something, you know what he was doing, right?

He was 14. Yeah, he wasn't napping. Yeah, no, he waited for everybody else to go to sleep. Yeah, now I can look. His 14-year-old grandson was awake, at which point he jumped on Robert to wake him up and tell him someone was in the store. Robert went to get his gun when his dad gave him in 1958.

The burglar tried to kick in the door to the back room, and he said the door made a loud boom sound. The suspect shown a flashlight in his direction. He said, yeah, so I smoked him. Yeah. Yeah. He said the burglar was wielding a butane torch. Lucky he didn't shoot the torch.

That would have blown up on him. He initially thought the torch was a gun and fired at the suspect. He charged at me. He didn't shoot the torch that would have blown up on him uh he initially thought the torch was a gun and fired at the suspect he charged at me he didn't run away he had intent yeah he did and uh so yeah he um said he'd been robbed previously at gunpoint three times he said burglars normally go for the leather jackets but in this instance he was gonna try to kill him and take his money he felt like so yeah with a butane torch yeah well i mean i don't know what he was going to do with that butane torch but it probably wasn't good maybe he just wanted to light a cigarette or some dope yeah it could be that yeah it could be uh you're getting ready to fire the pipe up

yeah he had his own personal you know pipe you know it could be yeah i mean i guess that he likes to get juiced up before committing murder he's a little little motivation right that's what we used to call it motivation yeah motivation authority still searching for the remains of texas realtor suzanne simpson she vanished seven weeks ago. Unsealed court records reveal her husband showed no emotion upon finding out about his wife's disappearance before ultimately being charged. The 51-year-old mom of four went missing after fighting with her husband of 22 years in front of their house. This is in antonio authorities believe brad simpson intentionally and knowingly caused the death of suzanne officers have gathered enough evidence to

charge him with murder uh he didn't appear surprised at the time of his arrest or question why he was being arrested that's stupid but that's stupid like how many shows have you seen where they're like oh yeah they didn't ask us why you know why we were arresting them bro no man i'm i'm putting salt in my eyes i'm doing everything i can to look like i'm crying all the time like i've been up man i'm not sleeping for a couple days i'm gonna be the part on the flip side i'm gonna play the part have you ever been on the other end of that as a realtor where somebody's giving you like weird, creepy vibes? Well, no. Well, yes.

Yeah. Actually, there's a. No. Yeah. Which way is it? It sounds like a story here. Let's go back to the salt for a second. Are you saying you've thought about this?

I'm saying I just did. Okay. I didn't know if you, you know had a plan yeah laura but see that's off the top that's off the top don't let me think about it a minute uh yeah no i i had a lady who i felt like um got a little too attached to me yeah she was an elderly lady and i think she was lonely mainly. But it got real awkward. Real awkward. She was sending you steaks in the mail or something. She was calling me a little too much.

You know, and then she would always bring up Laura when she called me, which is always a sign. That's always a sign. It's always a sign. If they always, if every time they call, they bring your wife up, it's a cover. It's a cover because they got an angle. I swear to God. Unless it's a friend I've known for a long time and they got an angle i swear to god yeah unless it's

a friend i've known for a long time and that's different but if i don't know you like that and you're a chick and you keep bringing my wife up i know you're up to no good yeah definitely up to no good uh but no mostly i don't have any problems because i'm a dude well you know but i i can only imagine because yeah i do that's right but most you know a lot of can only imagine because, yeah, I do. That's right. But most, you know, a lot of realtors, I'd say the majority are ladies. And so I'm certain that I would feel a type of way because, you know, if you have to go show a home, you might be going to Mabelville or out Sardis Road in the country. You know, it might be five, six o'clock at night, might be dark and you're going by yourself. Uh, and that's, that can be, I mean, obviously, you know,

it happened here. I mean, somebody lost their life. They changed the real estate laws because of it, you know? And so I can't imagine if I were a female, I would definitely carry, uh, and I would have, I would have more than one weapon oh yeah that's one of the things i i don't remember what movie we were watching but i kept getting mad because somebody was in the house it was oh i know it was one of those shows like on the id channel or something where you know somebody gets killed i knew you were a murderer this one is called um what's the name of it i can't remember but um but the lady look her husband has gone she hears something her husband goes to check on what it is he hasn't come back she's calling his name now she's coming down the stairs calling his name does she have anything

in her hand any kind of no no i'm like look your husband he just went downstairs you heard a noise he's not answering no and you're going to come downstairs i just need to get out no you need to lock your door and get a weapon furniture in front of it yeah get a weapon if it's your husband he'll tell you he's back at the door no no but i'm saying i don't understand uh if If you are a female, particularly in vulnerable places, you should have a weapon of some kind, whether it's pepper spray, whether it's a taser, stun gun, knife, gun. Yeah, no, don't start. You're sick. Don't start. Don't start.

You're going to start getting tased. Don't start. You're sick. Don't start. Don't start. You're going to start getting tainted. Don't start. Uh-uh, no. But, yeah, you should carry a weapon of some. I've got one in my purse. I was going to say, I mean, it is, you know, we haven't seen the wheel of pain yet. Maybe we need a pen. I know.

I'm going to cut the triangles out this week so Friday we can actually do something with it. At least show it off at the very least. Because Thursday I'm getting body slammed through a table. That's probably my pain this week. What's going on on Friday? Who's coming in Friday? Who is coming in? I don't know yet, to answer that question.

I don't know. I need to look at the schedule. I should know. I don't feel bad about it. Jimmy, who's going to be body slamming you through the table, he's going to be representing. Jimmy Buffet. Jimmy Buffet.

Not Jimmy Buffet. Jimmy Buffet. Not Jimmy Buffet. Jimmy Buffet. Buffet. Who's a very large guy. Oh, yeah. He's a big guy. Yeah. Well, he'll have to be because I'm still not convinced he can pick me up and body slam me.

He's going to be representing BCW Vapors at the Arken Brawl that we're doing. Well, he's going to try to represent picking my fat ass up. Yeah, he'll get to see a preview of it tomorrow or on Thursday. We'll find out. Yeah. Now, do I get to do something when I get up from the table? You lost the bet, man. You wanted to talk all your smack over text messages

while they go, oh, I'm not worried. I'm not scared. I wasn't worried. I wasn't worried until the end. When I went Michigan shit the bed. Or not Michigan, Ohio State shit the bed. not michigan ohio state the bed because their quarterback decided he wasn't a quarterback anymore i was like man how can this guy what do you do give me the ball let me do it it's terrible it was three interceptions i don't know

how many i had a couple too i had to turn it off at some point i just said i'll look at the end and see what the score is then i looked and went and now they're fighting that's great that's now this is great see that was not why did michigan try to plant their flag they did it last year well they shouldn't well you know you see what i'm not that's you see what i'm right yeah it is the greatest rivalry in all of we can't help it that y'all were in all of the sports literally what did they think they spent a whole year like this is. What? Like they knew that some shit was going to pop off whenever they did that.

Well, you wouldn't think, I mean, that you might have that idea. But, dude, it goes both ways. Like, if you're a Michigan fan and you're down in Ohio State. Michigan fans do go both ways, don't they? Oh, shut up. Yeah, I know. Nice, nice, nice trip. Yeah.

And get my jabs where I can man she said hey oh uh yeah no i i it was a very disappointing game to say the least i are you well see ohio is my secondary adopted team yeah because my wife that's that's where she's from we were trying a couple of my friends were trying to figure out they're like is patrick from ohio why is he like the buck guys and i was like i don't know because he's stupid yeah no no now be careful because no it's not me you have to worry about it be laura laura will cut you um you know yeah no she's an ohio state fan and in order to be with her i had to uh it's like if you marry a catholic you got to become a catholic you also have to become an ohio state fan and so i they but they they've been my heroes for a long time because the razorbacks let me down every year you know ohio state often wins and that's nice

so this year i get double the winningest college football program that'd be alabama i'm pretty sure it's still michigan i'm pretty sure it's probably boise state or no it's uh georgia tech we can place another bet on it patrick i'm almost positive it's michigan yeah i'm serious no i'm i don't want to bet anymore are you sure no you you're like the taser now i'm betting i'm out on you you get no more bets you you won one i'm done that's how i keep my eyes good i don't ever bet again with the person i lose to i'm like no done out smart learn my lesson yeah now i i learned uh i lost i used to bet when i was real young and uh i remember a bet on this football game i was down 200 bucks and my buddy not a very good buddy and uh he goes listen

man listen to me okay kansas city you gotta you gotta go double or nothing here you gotta do a double or nothing i'm like bro listen i mean i can't afford he goes no no this is a lot kansas city never a lock at arrowhead stadium against the colts with Jim Harbaugh. There's no chance. They've been undefeated at home for like three years. And I said, he talked me into it. He got me hooked up. And I said, all right, double or nothing. Lynn Elliott, I'll never forget that bastard's name.

Field goal kicker for Kansas City. Missed five field goals in one game. Five. Five field goals in one game. He, five field goals in one game. He nailed one. Didn't he? Well, he nailed Vegas is what he did. And uh, my double or nothing.

Now I had 400 plus the juice. So now I didn't have a friend and I had to pay the bookie. I'm like, I'm done with gambling for good. And that was the last wager I placed really on any sporting event. And I was like, yeah, because I really on any sporting event i was like yeah because i was like i it was too painful for me at that time that was like 95 or 96 400 bucks was my rent yeah yeah i had to go home and tell somebody i lost 400 it was not an easy thing to do yeah that caused me to get an ass whooping yeah i didn't want you know so yeah i was in the doghouse for

a long time over there go shopping for some tables let wendy back on all right yeah let wendy come back on because we're getting ready to have to wrap up and i do want wendy to be able to get back on here and hey quit that don't don't tear stuff up on your way out wendy yeah no that don't do anything like that this time. Wendy, so tell us in your most recent adventures, where have you been going? Where's your most recent adventure taken you? Oh, get on the mic there. Oklahoma City.

Oklahoma City is where you most recently went. Okay. How long does that drive take you? Five and a half hours. Five and a half hours. Five and a half hours. My truck only does 70. It only does 70? I like that it says only.

So it's governed. Unfortunately. So you're not happy about that? No. No. And they do that to prevent speeding tickets, I'm guessing? They prevent speeding tickets, yes. And accidents, right. Accidents.

Yeah. Insurance costs. They want the right. Accidents. Yeah. Insurance costs. They want the trucks to go slower. Right. And the cars. Right. But they still want you to be on time with the load. Yeah.

Or early. Yeah. Or early, right. Well, Walmart's the only place you can't go early. Oh, really? You cannot deliver early there. Oh, that's interesting. Is that who you deliver primarily to, Walmart?

Sometimes. Okay. Yeah. I do Tyson mostly. Okay. So you haul some chicken and stuff like that. Is it a reefer truck or no? Yeah.

A reefer? A refrigerator truck. I don't know. Reefer too. That's what I was saying. No, it is a reefer. But that's a different kind of reefer there. I'm going to be on the CB, like, breaker, breaker, whatnot.

Man, listen. Where you at, girl? I was just thinking about this yesterday because we were talking about some slang because I love using slang, you know. And I don't know what got me thinking about it, but I realized that that's been since I was a kid because my grandfather was a truck driver. And they had their own vernacular, their own slang.

And so I learned it all back in that time, which was the 70s and 80s, you know, because it was cool. Everybody had a CB. It was cool then, you know. then you know and so i remember that you know if you were a smoky and a plain brown wrapper that's an undercover you know uh state trooper right or dot one of those and and there were all these different things that they smokies yeah a volkswagen was a pregnant roller skate they go yeah yeah i haven't heard that wow yeah yeah yeah that was one of them yeah yeah yeah there were lots of different ones. This seems long-winded for a slang.

It is. I know. I'm just saying this is what the CB people were doing at the time. It was a bunch of weird slang, you know. You don't have to believe me. No, I believe you. I just think it's such a long thing. Hey, I'm not here to fight with you. We don't get to talk to people.

Yeah, that's their phone. I mean, that's our communication. It's like chat, but in an audio version. It's a party line. Yeah, it really is a party line. Yeah, it's just a party line. It's not much anymore. No, not anymore. And they don't have the camaraderie anymore.

Yeah, probably because now everybody has Bluetooth now, so they don't need to talk to anybody else. No, they sit there on their phones with their leg up on the desk. Now, do some of these trucks… So they drive like I do. I can drive a truck then. Some of these trucks, do they basically have where they drive themselves to some extent? Yes, they do have like where they drive themselves to some extent uh yes they do have them i believe snyder has a couple of them really of the teslas oh the teslas that they actually

drive themselves but they don't have like ones that do assisted driving basically you know a lot of the trucks are now assisted driving okay i have a truck that's assisted. So how does it assist you? Like if I go over the line, it'll alert me and it'll move my truck over. Okay. The only problem with that is a construction zone is held. Oh, I bet. It's hard to stay in. Yeah.

Yeah. You got two brawls. Mm-hmm. now it tries to pull you over and you can't all right can you know so let me ask this so if you doesn't have like where if you're coming up on someone too fast it'll break you yes yeah we know almost so you through the windshield yeah especially if you don't have a trailer or no weight yeah it'll almost show you through the windshield yeah especially if you don't have a trailer or no weight yeah it'll almost sew you through the ceiling hold on it's harder when you have no weight than when you have weight that makes sense it's actually breaks harder when you have no weight yeah i would think that it's counteracting for that trailer on the back end of it i would think because i know i

remember man god i still feel bad for this old lady. Jesus Christ, man. I promise she's still, she's dead now, I'm sure. She was too old. But she had PTSD for a long time because I learned that, you know, if you're hauling a trailer full of stuff, breaking is much harder than when you're not. Yes, it is. The weight makes a difference. it is the weight makes a difference and i was uh going from uh i worked i was a manager of hanks and russellville or in uh uh harrison and i'd come down to uh hot springs to pick up furniture and you just go up seven all the way you know and so i'd load it up on the road to drive with

the truck it was terrible i hated it um but so i'm loaded up like the beverly hillbillies i mean i'm literally got stuff over the cab it's strapped it's you know it's everything and uh luckily i tied it down pretty damn good i will give myself that but i'm rolling up seven and look i'm trying to get back man it's a long ass drive and i'm trying to hump it man and traffic's going good so we're rolling about 50 55 and this lady up ahead stops uh and apparently didn't use a signal or anything she probably i think i think she was about 75 you know and she was turning left into her house right there so everybody starts slamming their brakes i've got this load of furniture and i look right i look left and i and I'm like, if I go right, I'm going to hit people. So I'm like, I can cross all the way over and hit the ditch

and maybe try to keep it, you know, get it stopped. So I hit the ditch at like 50, and I can't just stop. You can't just stop. So I'm trying to hang on and not flip it. This lady turns at exactly the right time into her driveway for me to launch across her driveway because i'm coming up the ditch take the front end off of her car and keep going on the other side and you know she just turned and she's probably white knuckling it like just let me get off the

road and then as soon as she hits the driveway bam I come through and take the front of her car off. And now I didn't lose any furniture. That's the good news. But she was like this. That's a drunk moment. Well, I mean. I would have to be drunk after that. Let's make a cautionary tale for all you people out there that don't use your indicators.

Like, use your effing indicator so that Patrick doesn't want to buy. Rear-end you. Yeah, rear-end you. Take the front of your car off or anybody else. No, and that was a borrowed truck. I had to go tell my buddy who loaned it to me, who was my assistant manager, hey, you know that truck you just bought this week? I just dukes a hazard.

I got a dinner. He laughed. Because he knew I was kidding, right? But I wasn't. You weren't. No. And then, so i paid him for the deductible did he get it fixed no no no no you never get it fixed no you just take the money

even though you're paying for it yeah no he just took the money i'm guessing that wasn't um no there were no dash cams then so no if No, if there had been, that would have been a viral hit, man. That was a great one. Because when I did get, because I jump over and then I go back to the road. So I come out of the ditch, up in the air, on the road. And then I'm doing this, trying to keep it from rolling over. And I finally get stopped. And everybody's hawking because they think I'm fleeing.

And I'm not. I just finally got pulled over and walked back over there and gave her my insurance information i shouldn't have i should have kept driving it was her fault and she should have been cited for it i think so yeah no absolutely she should have she didn't use her indicator uh wendy uh where you headed uh this this week now i'm actually headed to oklahoma city oh going back when we leave okay uh me and rich are doing a road trip oh are you okay all right we're going to amarillo amarillo that's our final this my final destination and he's coming back home with my truck i gotta get it back hold on he's

gonna drive your truck back my pickup my pickup My pickup. Oh, not the diesel. I was going to be like, Rich, is it? He used to drive a truck. He used to drive a truck? You are a man of many skills, Rich. He didn't like it. He wasn't enough gypsy. No.

He wasn't enough gypsy. No, it's probably, it would give me anxiety doing it all the time. I would be a shell shock wreck because it's just too anxious. Well, I drive late at night. Do you? Yeah, from about 2 in the time. I would be a shell-shocked wreck because it's just too anxious. Well, I drive late at night. Do you? Yeah, from about 2 in the morning to 2 in the afternoon. That's my beauty sleep period. I can't do it.

That's interesting though. Wow! Damn, Wendy! That slipped out! Damn, Wendy! Damn it! Damn, Wendy. That slipped out. Damn, Wendy.

Damn it. That's solid, Wendy. That was good. I can't top that today. That's where we're going to end it right there. Wendy gets the out. So give her kudos. Kudos to Wendy.

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