Patrick and the People - 12/3/2024 Patrick and the People - LIVE!

Episode Date: December 5, 2024

Guests: Dustyn "Bundy" Bundrick and Kerry Roetzel

Let's go. We are the people, we are the people, we are the people, don't mess with us. Let's go. Good morning, it is Patrick and the people. Yes, we are running dramatically behind. We're here, we're here. We are here. We had a major technical issue, but I think it was part and parcel to we have picked up a bunch of new channels yesterday. We added, we're now on Pandora, Player FM, Podbean, Pocket Cast, Podchaser, and soon to be Cirrus XM.

That's pretty awesome. Yeah, no, it's very exciting, but I think that we changed something in the settings that must have messed us up. And so anyway, it took a minute to figure out what was going on, and we got it solved, and here we are now. What's going on, Kerry? How are you, man? Doing all right. How about you? Man, I am good. What's going on in the scaffolding world, my brother? Man, we're as busy as can be. Yeah?

Yep. That's awesome. Yeah, spread out everywhere. It's coming in wintertime brother and we're as busy as can be yeah yeah that's awesome yeah spread out everywhere it's coming in winter time we're still busy man that's that's good to hear man that's good to hear if you uh are in need of scaffolding a legion scaffold that's who you want to get with uh you guys do uh scaffolding for just about anything at all right absolutely no limits yeah so you could do like you know if it was a fairly small job like an interior with a cathedral ceiling or something like that or you could do something massive like a dam yes indeed we went the other day and changed out a guy's chandelier in his

house did you really wow that's pretty wild yep okay all right and uh bundy what's going on with the electric world man i'm uh everywhere right now i've got my buddy tyree he's back from montana so i've got an extra set of hands and uh we got jobs in north little rock in the city and uh just got done doing some work on petty gene mountain last week oh wow and uh aaron redden's got some exciting stuff uh yeah i know he's um he just acquired He just acquired that spot over there. Yeah, he's happy for it. Are you helping out with that? I'm sure I will be.

We haven't talked about it much, but yeah, there is some electrical work to be done. Okay, awesome. That's awesome. That's awesome. Congrats to Aaron. He's excited. No, as he should be. For sure.

All right, let's get to what's going on here, what you need to know, what's in the news. Let's start with who has outrun the Grim Reaper. And let's see, Jenna Dewan is 44. You might know her from Supergirl. Brendan Fraser recently came back with that movie the whale uh that was super successful for him but most people know him either from the mummy or maybe georgia the jungle did you see the whale um no i i watched the trailer and i was um it wasn't for me yeah yeah i don't like bleak, sad movies.

Yeah, and it was. It was. That's all it was. Yeah, and that's, for me, I want to be entertained. Right. I'm trying to get away from that. So, yeah, I don't. I'd love to see Brendan Fraser come back in a Brendan Fraser role.

Yeah, no, that'd be dope. Huh? How'd he look? Well, in that, he was really big. Yeah, he looked like hell. But he wore prosthetics. Really? big but he wore prosthetics really yeah he wore prosthetics for that um he's toned down quite a bit i mean he's not i last i saw him he was still pretty big he wasn't down to his uh you know old physique last pictures i've seen he was pretty big

yeah yeah he was pretty big uh daryl h from Splash or Kill Bill, 64. She's been dating Neil Young since July of 2014. That's the same month he separated from his wife of 36 years, if you need to know. Julianne Moore is 64. Amanda Seyfried is 39. She was in Mean Girls. Ozzy Osbourne.

How old do you think Ozzy is, man? How is he in his 80s yet? 76. 76. 76, yeah, he's 76. And comedian J.P. Morgan is 93. I don't know who that is, but, man, congratulations to making it to 93 and being a comedian. That's awesome.

All right, let's see who else is blowing out candles here. That's awesome. All right. Let's see who else is blowing out candles here. Let's wish a very, very happy birthday to mattress actress Charlie Rose. Yeah. You may know her from Camping Cleavage, which is a fine, fine outdoor film. If you love the outdoors.

No, yeah. Well, you might want to. I want to show you. I feel like I should have said this before her birthday, but it's also my grandmother's birthday. Is that? Yeah. Happy birthday. All right. Well, happy birthday to Bundy's grandma, everybody. A woman from Hawaii who vanished while changing planes in L.A. is reportedly in Mexico, according to the LAPD. Chief Jim McDonald said during a press conference that Border Patrol video showed Hannah Kobayashi entering on foot through the southern border near Tijuana. The video was filmed a few days after she vanished November 8th. Law enforcement sources say she's a grown woman,

not a victim of foul play. Her family had been in LA looking for her for weeks. Insist she's in danger. in a strange and tragic twist. Her dad died November 24th after falling from a building near LAX. Police think it was a suicide. They don't, I mean, wow. That's a difficult time for that family, isn't it? No less.

Wow, no doubt. It is Giving Tuesday. So, you know, a lot of people like to donate today, donate food, donate blood, donate to nonprofits, pay it forward. That's what it's about, you know, just doing what you can. Actress Kerry Washington got a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame yesterday. Thanked her fans and mom and dad. As you might expect, you probably know her from Scandal or Django Unchained, things like that, the movie Ray.

She's hot. Yeah, she is an attractive lady without a doubt. Disgraced movie mogul Harvey Weinstein is back in the hospital after a blood test was described as alarming. He was rushed to a local hospital, expected to stay there until his condition stabilizes. He's been in Rikers Island while he awaits trial. Not a good place to be, but he's not a good guy. Is it a coincidence that Diddy just got locked up? Now he's coming down to jail. Do you think they're planning a visit? Man, maybe. You know, maybe. Maybe they could team up and, you know, turn into a horrible

transformer or something. Let's see uh hot water machines have been taken out of the gwinnett county jail in georgia deputies say inmates have tossed hot water on others four times this year meant for things like coffee the temperature of that water is about 220 degrees which obviously can cause serious burns they said hot water will be available for hygiene but inmates can no longer use it to cook ramen or food they get from the commissary. Oh, that's bad. You can't be going without the ramen in prison, man. That's serious business. Not there. All the food tastes like shit. Even the ramen. Even the ramen? Wow. Even the ramen. ramen all right the fallout ramped into high gear yesterday

from uh joe biden's decision to grant his son a full and unconditional pardon um reporters had a chance to talk with the white house press secretary about it um about the repeated denials by both the president and herself over the last few months, whether he would do that. She said he made the decision over the weekend. In California, court filings seek to dismiss the indictment against him. The special counsel did push back and say, listen, multiple judges have previously ruled against these claims of vindictive prosecution. so the special counsel says hey this this is not political uh i don't know but um look i mean if you're the dad would you do

anything different honestly i mean you may not like it right they had to see that coming yeah i mean you had to see it right i mean come on man i mean yeah that's your kid you're not gonna look if you're the president and you're done and he already knows listen i'm i'm on my way i'm on my way out as it is you know i'm slipping here and there i i'm gonna try to pardon myself for the i'm fixing it yeah yeah yeah that's that maybe next i don't know right uh snow continues to fall in parts of the great lakes region yesterday expected to continue more than five feet fell east of Lake Ontario by yesterday, and more today will come. The village of Geneva on the lake in Ohio has had over four feet of snow in the last several days,

forecast to have it continue the rest of the week. A 17-vehicle pileup shut down I-94 near Hartford, Michigan yesterday. Officials said the crash, which involved 14 vehicles and three semis, caused by people driving too fast. Yeah, no shit, huh? Let's see. Okay. As expected, it was a record travel weekend in the U.S. Over 3 million travelers screened at airports on Sunday. The TSA said that 3.9 or 0.9 million people screened Sunday broke the record set on July 7th by about 74,000. Airlines did cancel 120 flights over the weekend, but more and more than 6,800 were delayed. Eight people shot in Chicago's Gage Park

neighborhood yesterday afternoon during what police called a social gathering. Sounds kind of the opposite of that. Three of those died. A Chicago police chief told reporters that the victims were 20 to 35 years old, four of them women, four of them men, killed among no motive, they say. no motive, they say. Let's see. Thousands of fresh organic eggs distributed to Costco stores have been recalled due to potential salmonella.

They were not intended for retail. Handsome Brook Farms recalled 10,800 units of Kirkland signature organic pasture-raised 24-count eggs. And if you buy signature organic pasture-raised 24-count eggs. And if you buy signature organic pasture-raised 24-count eggs, you get what you get.

That's, come on, man. Let's see. Oh, okay. Delaware judge reaffirming a ruling that blocked an enormous Tesla pay package for Elon Musk. Chancellor Kathleen St. Jude McCormick denied a request by lawyers representing Musk and Tesla's directors to vacate her ruling earlier this year that forced the company to take back an over $50 billion pay package for Musk. Stockholders have voted

overwhelmingly to ratify it, with the second vote held after mccormick issued her initial ruling uh the judge ruled the shareholders vote doesn't bypass what she says are fatal flaws in the process you know if you own the company you would think that you can pay yourself what you want you think so i mean i do own it i did start it it's fine i mean i think i okay uh The skies were a little bit too friendly for a recent Delta Airlines live, Alliance International flight. Two flight attendants felt a breathalyzer test in Amsterdam. A female attendant showed a blood alcohol level seven times the legal limit for crew members.

That's not just a shot or two. No, it's not. Crew members? Yeah. They can drink a little bit. Yeah, yeah, as long as it's just a little uh the female attendant fined 2 000 the male colleague who registered 0.02 over the limit was fined about 290 a third flight attendant from a different airline fined about 1900 for being

6.5 times over the limit during a three-hour period where police screened 445 pilots in attendance at the airport. So this must have been like, you know how they just do like a surprise and HR shows up and says, all right, everybody pee in the cup. That'd be horrible. That's kind of what happened here. They showed up on the pilots and airline attendants said, all right, everybody time to do a breathalyzer. they didn't tell us how many pilots were drunk they did not tell me that uh no you know i don't know how many i would think all of them that girl picked a horrible day to be seven times boy she did didn't she she had too good of a flight man she was having herself a great time doing jaeger bombs and whatnot saw them show up yeah i mean you know yeah come on we're going for a good

time had a pregame that's right uh virginia beach 11 year old beta carawan recently became a real life hero when she saved her dad's life 11 days after learning cpr with her girl scout troop november 23rd her dad was feeling tired had some arm pain. She recognized warning signs of a heart attack when he collapsed. She called 911 and performed chest compressions until the paramedics arrived saying they, she saved his life. He was rushed to the hospital, airlifted later to Norfolk Heart Hospital where he's recovering. But they uh that it was her quick thinking that uh saved his life that's pretty awesome it's never too soon to teach your kids some it might save your life yeah that's right yeah especially something like that right that's a good one uh here's another

one that's pretty good a phoenix wedding photographer uh layla vahidian recently surprised her husband cole eberson with a new truck after he had sold his cherished Jeep to pay for their wedding. A viral TikTok video documenting her effort to buy him a new truck racked up about two and a half million views, helped her raise enough money for a 2020 Tacoma within a couple months. The couple whose lives have only gotten better after the video expressed gratitude and support for everybody helping them out. That's cool. That's a good story.

This is a weird story, and it's real. Gene Simmons, jazz singer. You know, that's not fake. Yeah, the Kiss superstar Gene Simmons sings the jazz standard Stormy Weather on the soundtrack for this year's Reagan movie. Simmons said it seemed to me during the scenes where Ronald Reagan was sitting with Jane Wyman at the club, there would be music playing in the background. Said he was thrilled when production decided to use his version. Now that Kiss is done, Simmons isn't just sitting around. He said he's considering recording an album of covers with producer Rick Rubin,

who worked on Johnny Cash's American recording series. So that's interesting. Gene Simmons doing jazz standards. Wow. I don't know if that's for me. It's like also sings jazz, but you can't label that man as just a jazz singer. No, obviously not. No, of course not.

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And let's get to some sports here. This past weekend's upheaval, and it was a lot of upheaval in college football, resulted in huge changes. As a matter of fact, tomorrow is today, Wednesday? No, today's Tuesday. oh tuesday thursday i have to be body slammed by a large wrestler i was gonna through a table that's gonna be awesome yeah it's through a table through a table i didn't know it was through a table i thought you're getting buddy oh no i have to get body slammed through a table uh because i lost that

bet because ohio state was a 23-point favorite and should have taken care of Michigan and didn't. And I talked mad shit, and now I'm going to pay for that. At least I'm going to own up to it, huh? One of the tables out here? I don't know. I don't know. It may be.

One of the steel tables? No, hell no, we're not doing that. What about that brawl that broke out after that game? Oh, man, that was crazy, wasn't it? That was wild. You know, you're planting your flag in the middle of a field. I know, they kind of ask for it. They get them riled up, you know.

Yeah, I mean, if you do that, you know these guys are going to be pissed. You just beat them. Yeah. They're already not happy, and you go out there trying to act like you landed on the moon. You're a dumbass. I've never seen a fight like that break out in a football game they had to use pepper spray to get them to leave each other alone yeah yeah there were there were players all over the field you

know wiping their eyes and that's great man that's awesome that's wild that's pissed off yeah uh so the top 25 see big changes in the uh college football playoff rankings caused a huge shift in the championship betting odds. So now the odds are tops Oregon, then Texas, then Georgia, Ohio State, and Notre Dame, Penn State. That's your top right now they're projecting. On Sunday, Houston Texans linebacker Aziz Alshayer was ejected from the game against Jacksonville, he delivered a brutal blow to the face mask of Trevor Lawrence. He was sliding at the end of a run. In response to the ejection and the backlash, he went to X with a statement

saying that he wasn't aware Lawrence was sliding until it was too late, and it happened in the blink of an eye. He genuinely apologized, recalled talking to him before the game, telling him how great it was to see him back on the field, and he never wants to see any player hurt because of a hit he put on him. The Jags head coach said the team will be waiting for Lawrence to get out of concussion protocol before deciding if he'll suit up at any time during the remainder of the season.

He knocked the shit out of it he did he laid him out i'm pretty sure he's unconscious he had one arm was just stretched out yeah really he was looking like to beating up the mic over there man what did it do to you man um he hit him hard huh yeah he was knocked out that probably took like five years off his lap it probably did man i was just i was just hearing yesterday, I guess, two attack of Aloha. The doctors told him, I think the time before last, they told him you really should consider not playing football. A hundred percent.

The last time they said, you need to stop playing football. And he said, yeah, I'm going to keep playing football. He's still out there. Yeah. You know, I don't know if that's good or bad. I mean, you know, because you know what you're headed for if you keep doing that. I mean, the CTE has proven you're going to be eating oatmeal through a straw and not be able to recognize yourself in a mirror.

You know, I don't know if it's worth that. I heard a prediction. What? The other day that within 20 years that maybe not on a professional level, but all your collegiate and high school football will be flag football. The more they learn about CTE, the less they want young kids. Well, I have seen there's been a big backlash amongst children, parents of younger kids in football.

It's that prime time when their brain's growing you know and you're just smacking each other they do have the helmets but i think people have started to realize geez there's a good chance that you could really take serious injuries here that are more than just your knee or something you know for sure i mean you've got the helmets but you can still get knocked knocked out i mean just like like Trevor Lawrence, you know, he had a helmet on, but he got laid out. They only provide so much. And, you know, what you see now, too, that's interesting, I think,

is players would play forever back in the day. Now, most of the time, five to seven years, they're out. They're done. They're getting out of it. I think that's directly correlated with the CTE stuff. I think it absolutely is. I mean, they get their millions. They play through their prime, and then they say,

hey, I'm out of this bitch. It's like Gronkowski. He's young. If he would have played 20 years ago, he'd play for 20 years. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I don't blame them. I mean, go enjoy your life without being handicapped, so to speak. The amount of money they're making in five years.

Yeah. Yeah, no, that's what I'm saying. I mean, look, if you, you know, used to be, and I don't know what the statistics are now, but it used to be that a high percentage of players, over half of them were bankrupt five years after leaving the NFL. Now, in recent years, they've, you know, when these guys come in from college,

they get them with a financial advisor and they, they help them to get that stuff lined out so that that doesn't happen if possible. So yeah, if you do it right, you do a good contractor too. And you're like, yeah, I'm done. Yeah. I mean, I did what I came to do. And if you're charismatic, they'll hire you at ESPN or, Oh yeah. You can go to Fox or ESPN or CBS TNT somewhere, or open a car dealership or an insurance agency. I mean, that's what most of them do. You know, the 90% of them have a car dealership or an insurance agency when they're done. you catch the uh bills game uh

no i didn't so it started dumping snow there was like everybody in the stand who were they playing i don't even remember who they were okay um but they were in buffalo yeah and uh it kept showing the people in the stands and they were literally up to their chest and really sitting in the stands yeah it was it was wild that's crazy man i there's no football game on the planet i want to see enough to sit and snow up to my chest it's fun to watch on tv though yeah you know what i i know that i'm probably going to go against the grain here i don't love going to games in person yeah it's uncomfortable to sit there right yeah if you don't have good seats the booze is super expensive yeah the food's crazy expensive and you don't have as good a view yeah you know uh it is fun every once in a while to do it as an experience right but man it's so expensive and

just not nearly as comfortable as my couch is yeah you know i can just walk five feet and pee exactly i don't have to go all the way down to the bottom of the stadium, wait in line. You know, I got a beer in the fridge. You know, it's not $20 for that beer. That's no kidding. The food and beer at football games or really any sporting event is outrageous. Yeah. And don't tell me it's the movie theater thing.

Oh, well, we don't make any money on the tickets. No, you damn well do. Yeah. Yeah. For sure. You damn well do. sure everywhere they look yeah they're making money on money on money bro and i mean even for shitty tickets now there's no difference really in price between you know it's it's still in the hundreds of dollars you were nosebleed see we were looking at tickets for uh the ohio state game oh yeah and everything they were crazy i'm sure and i'm like man these are college they're supposed to be college kids going you know i

don't even know how they would afford it now i know they get some tickets i guess that they get out but yeah i don't know man uh football all sports, a lot of them are super expensive to attend now. Yeah. Yeah. Let's do something different. This is Bob. Bob has no arms. Who's there? Well, it's not Bob. That's fair to say.

That's fair to say. Check this out. This is something interesting to me. A new artificial intelligence app. It's called Death Clock, is garnering widespread attention for its ability to estimate your life expectancy based on lifestyle habits. Now, it's not brand new because it actually launched in July, but it's already been downloaded about 125,000 times, but they just did this massive upgrade. It was developed by Brent Branson, but it uses data from over 1,200 life expectancy studies that involve 53 million people. So it factors in your diet, your exercise, your stress,

your sleep patterns, and then you get an estimated death date along with a fond farewell card featuring the Grim Reaper. It's positioned in the health and fitness category. It encourages users to rethink their habits. It says its detailed insights inspire many to adopt a healthier lifestyle. it's details detailed insights inspired many to adopt healthier lifestyle uh so they they say that it's vastly more accurate based on some recent uh changes they made now is that something would you uh yeah for sure i find that super interesting you you would you would download that app to see maybe what uh when when it would say you would die i feel like they say it's accurate but you know they haven't been around too long like how do they you know the research right um yeah if

given it is accurate i think it's super interesting you know i told you my wife she's in the she just got her personal trainer certification and her nutrition nutritionist certification so she's learning about you know longevity and and things you can do long term with your body to keep you healthy. And so, yeah, we find all that interesting. Yeah. What about you, Andy?

Would you download an app and find your death date? Man, I don't think I would. I'd probably say yesterday. Yesterday. You said, I'm past it. The repo man's on the way now. That would be bad to find out, wouldn it it was yesterday yeah no that that would be my luck it'd be like today it's like oh no yeah it might be a little scary yeah no it very well could be scary man to some people but uh would it motivate you is

the question i think it would the interesting thing you think it might i think it might yeah might download it just to see if it. Just to see what it says. But just out of morbid curiosity. Right. You know, you want to know, well, how long do you think I'm going to go? Now, you know what? It can't necessarily account for is DNA.

I mean. Right. Sometimes your genes are. Look, there are people who, you know, never drink and somehow get cirrhosis of the liver. I know a guy who has been actively drinking large amounts of alcohol, hard liquor, every single day for 30, 40 years and somehow has not had that happen. You got old people smoking cigarettes. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

A hundred years old smoking a cigarette. And then a 30 year old with lung cancer you know you go figure so it probably can't account for that and that is a huge factor uh i think in it do you are are you someone uh are you afraid of death does death scary um i think so a little bit yeah yeah for sure for sure um yeah yeah i don't know i don't have any uh like a religious affiliation at all so i don't have any uh comforting afterthought oh yeah so yeah that's a little scary so your your thought uh i'm guessing is that when you when the lights go out the lights just go out that's not my thought that's my fear though you

know i won't say yeah that's my concern you wouldn't know yeah yeah exactly i mean that's the fair thing is you wouldn't know if that is the case would you exactly uh how about you man do you do you fear death does it is it a fear of yours uh not necessarily a fear but i think about it every now and then yeah all the dumb shit i, right. No, I definitely think about all the times I've escaped it or missed it somehow. Right, right, right. Yeah. I don't know. I think, you know, it's different for different people.

I'll tell you this. Once, and I don't know why, I think once you hit 50, though, all of a sudden you start thinking about, you're like, listen, there's not much chance I've got 50 more. Right, you start counting. So, I mean, chances aren't strong I'm making it to 100. I don't even know if I want to. But I'm saying I already know, without a shadow of a doubt, I'm on the short side now. And that will.

Yeah, that's a different realization. It makes you start thinking about things a little bit differently right you know about you know what am i really doing what am i what what's going on here what do i need to do you know i saw something uh interesting a while back i didn't mean to cut you off but it was a uh it was a calendar like a bubble calendar like you'd fill out like on a sat test yeah um and it was the average person's life like 80 years and the weeks and the years were represented by those bubbles okay and you fill them in as the weeks go by and so you've kind of got a visual of damn i filled in this many weeks oh wow and about so it's kind of like that that one may

be too much for me to fill it in the bubbles because make myself bad yeah i get to about 75 and be like i'm not feeling any more bubbles and y'all i'm done with that i don't know i would just forget i know i would skip a week or miss a week yeah that's why guys don't have the pill you better give me a shot don't count on me i can't even take my other pills when i'm supposed to man what are you talking about oh yeah no i i keep hearing about the oh they've got they're gonna uh have the birth control for men i'm like yeah don't give them no pills yeah no we need the shot no you're gonna have to do it that way wouldn't wouldn't you have to do a shot if you were gonna do it definitely have to do the shot. No, you're going to have to do it that way. Wouldn't, wouldn't you have to do a shot if you were going to do it? Definitely have to do the shot. I couldn't, I've never taken a pill every day. I haven't done anything every day. Man, you could tell me if I, you know,

I have to take it every day at a certain time or I die. I'm probably going to die. I'm going to forget one day to take the damn thing until. The first day. The first fucking day I did. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. If they've learned to put it in coffee, that's the only thing I can consistently do. It seems like I can see this coffee. Yeah, no, I do consistently. Do you drink coffee regularly or no? Every day. Every day.

Are you a person who only drinks it in the morning to get started, or do you drink it through the day? Man, sometimes I drink it through the day. Do you? I drank a cup of coffee on the way home the other day and looked at it and thinking, what are you doing? Yeah. Well, there's nothing wrong with it. I mean, you know, I mean, there's nothing wrong with it. What about you, man?

Are you all day coffee or just coffee? No, I drink it until about 10 o'clock. About 10 o'clock. Yeah. Yeah, usually three or four cups. It depends. I normally am going to have a cup or two in the morning, and then I'm probably going to have a cup in the afternoon and then probably a cup or two in the evening.

Nice. It doesn't mess with your sleep at all. No. Nice. No, it doesn't affect me like that. No, I did bad things in the 90s. Coffee won't do it for me. You know what I mean?

It's just not going to stop me from anything, from anything to be honest folders doesn't have anything no folders doesn't have anything on uh what they produce over there hold on manners for men when choosing a restaurant ask her what she wants and then gently suggest somewhere with burgers beer and. You know who has good dim sum? Hooters. This has been Manners for Men. Pound it. Alright, let's talk about some celebrities and things in the news here that I think are interesting.

First of all, Snoop Dogg just revealed that he gave his daughter a million dollar wedding gift. That's pretty good. Yeah, I'll take it-dollar wedding gift. That's pretty good. Yeah, I'll take it. Yeah, no, that's pretty nice. He revealed the most over-the-top gift he's given his youngest child

in honor of her nuptials to her fiancée. He said it's the truth, but the only thing about this gift is she never got to open it, or she hasn't opened it yet. It was a million dollars for her wedding yeah no that's that's a good start oh just a million dollars cash yeah oh no just a million here's a million dollars and we went to the courthouse yeah yeah right exactly man come on now that's crazy um yeah it it must be nice i guess to uh i i don't even know man i don't understand some of the weddings i see people have they're so expensive you know and i officiate weddings i still do uh and sometimes

i walk in and i'm like man that is a lot of money that you just dropped on this right right you know and it happens like you know all there's all this buildup to it, all this buildup that takes months and months. And the event's done in two hours. You know, and it's like, man, that was $60,000 right there, bro. Two hours. Gone. Just show up for your people. Yeah, I would much rather take $2,000 and then take the other $40,000, you know, $58,000 and say, I think I'll take a trip around the world, Dad. How right how about that yeah that's where most of our money went to was the honeymoon we say gone you did

have a dope ass wedding though yeah you got married at a castle that was good it's hard to beat we did fork out some money from the castle you did have a dope we almost had the the opposite reaction though it was like uh we just didn't want money to be the excuse why we didn't have a big wedding you know what i mean so we we just spent frivolously and uh and did it but yeah man we we love the castle we've been to a couple other events there uh walter over at the castle on stagecoach great guy and that's just a cool venue it is a cool venue uh i'd driven past it my whole life and never had been in there. Have you done any other weddings? I have not.

Nobody else has done it there. We loved it. When we found that, we looked at a bunch of places. When we found that one, we were like, oh, yeah, this is it right there. Yeah, no, it's definitely picturesque in every way. I mean, it's fairytale. It's been there forever. It's definitely fairytale.

I don't remember what year it was built, but it was early 1900s. there forever it's definitely fairytale i don't remember what year it was built but yeah early 1900s yeah mine mine involved a courthouse in hot springs in a room somewhere hey yeah to each their own man whatever worked for you you know well that's just how it had to play out you know uh but yeah all right uh well let's move on and talk about this then um okay according you know there's a new fad right now it's's all about if you go to the movies now, it's these collectible popcorn buckets they're making. Yeah, that's a big thing now. So the 2024 fad of movie-themed popcorn buckets will continue

next year with Mission Impossible 8. The added kicker, this bucket was designed by Tom Cruise himself. So it could be anything. Who knows's gonna suck yeah i don't know you think so either that or they're lying he says he says we nailed it uh so yeah but that hits theaters may 23rd look uh i think this is his last mission impossible he says he says he's done. Yeah. Did you like the Mission Impossible movies? I liked the first one. I'll say I don't really love that one, but I like all the other ones. Maybe the first two.

I love them, man. How about you? You're not a Cruise fan? First two. Yeah, first two. I like all of them, man. As a matter of fact, the most recent one was probably maybe the best, although the second one is really good

that's a john woo maybe i should give the the later ones a chance because i haven't even seen i don't even know how many there are and that's where that's the only part that loses me i i can't i'm too lazy to stick with stick with a series that long movie franchises yeah those kill me no i get it i get it uh no it the the latest one is just man look he's probably the greatest stuntman to ever live right i'll be honest with you he probably is i mean he does all his own stuff does he yeah yeah dude was up on in the one before last uh it was showing him he was on an airplane on the side of a jet airplane taking off and he's strapped to the side of it right walking you know on the wing and stuff tom cruise yes yeah and then he nobody is he won't even pay a stuntman no let these guys have a job

too you got enough this one that just the one that just came out he drives a motorcycle off the cliff and hits a a parachute after that you know and they said he did it three times he was like yeah i don't like that take let's do it again you know i mean it's like we went and saw the new gladiator oh did you really oh man we loved it it was awesome come on man you went to the new gladiator yeah yeah it was good yeah you didn't think have you seen it well i mean i've seen the the advertisers i'm like russell Crowe's not in it. Yeah, no, it was good, though. Denzel had a good part in it.

Yeah. But I was saying that to say just the preview for the new Mission Impossible. It looked wild. Like I said, I'm not a Mission Impossible fan, but they didn't immediately show that it was a Mission Impossible preview. Yeah, so you got sucked in before you knew it. I was like, what is this? Because it was just awesome visuals. I assume he's pulling out all the stops right to be honest as

he said it was going to be his last one yeah no he he did say that what will he do after that um what will he do after that probably uh you know will that be his retirement become the new leader of scientology you know yeah russell crowe yes he is he got fat for a while but i think he he thinned back down again and i've seen him acting again i don't know he went through a period there uh like the gladiators grandpa yeah no not the gladiator oh no he's not in this one no he's not in this movie no uh no no he wanted to come back really yeah he wanted to come back it was good though we liked it it was good okay all

right well you know what i'll watch it when it comes on cable for sure yeah give it a try uh let's see uh what else is going on here okay uh this is not a good sign to me i don't know one of the lesser known marvel villains is about to get a chance to shine his name's craven the hunter he is uh most known in comic books for being a spider-man villain uh it's gonna start this guy named aaron taylor johnson as the russian assassin but in a weird move marvel has made the first eight minutes of the movie available online. You can check out the first eight minutes of the film. It doesn't hit theaters until December 13th. It's unusual.

It's an interesting topic. Yeah, to put out the first eight minutes. That, to me, means that maybe they're not confident you know enough about this character or they have enough time to get you interested in the character. Never heard of it. No, I've never seen this before. It's a really interesting tactic.

It better be a damn good eight minutes. That's what I know. They're really milking those two. How many Marvel movies are there? There's a lot of them. I like some of them. I like a lot of them. It is like some of them. I like a lot of them. It is hard to keep up with the whole thing.

Yeah, you know, anytime that Disney gets involved, it's bad, to be honest with you. They've ruined the Star Wars franchise. I say ruined. I mean, I'm not interested in it. Let me put it like that. Did you watch The Mandalorian? No, I heard it was good. Yeah, it was good.

I don't know if it was enough to revive the franchise, but it was good yeah it was it was good um i don't know if it was enough to revive no but i you know only like good in and of itself i don't even like the ewoks bro yeah i mean you know i like part of return of the jedi the ewok part yeah you just take that out right and i'll be fine i don't i don't need muppets running around i'll take yoda he's the one i can take right uh all right and uh here's another one. A new reality competition about survival in the outdoors is coming to Fox. It's called Extracted. It's going to feature 12 untrained competitors trying to survive the Canadian wilderness. Miles away, their family members are at a secluded headquarters watching them. The fate of each contestant lies in the hands of their family members who have the power

to decide whether their loved one has what it takes to be the last one standing or whether they'll push the extract button and remove their loved one and their family from the competition. The grand prize, quarter million dollars. Well, that's interesting. So it's on your family to go yeah he's struggling too much we got to get him out it's going to be cold in february man in canada are you kidding me man it's going to be brutal no i don't that's that's too much i mean send me to an island but don't

send me to don't send me to the frozen tundra i can't do that uh let's see what the people are saying man uh e.cnes says, good morning. Hey, what's up, EC? Man, what a great performer he is. That guy is great. Anywhere he's at, if you can see him, go do it for sure. Little Doggy said the castle is badass when the azaleas are blooming. Yeah, that's cool.

Little Doggy. Andy Jones says hi. What up, Andy? He said, Patrick, are you ready to stop by and blow some stuff i am andy was here the other day and uh he he does uh he's got a matter of fact we've got a couple of his videos i think on the blog now uh you can go see um he blows stuff up shoot stuff blow stuff up the tamarite and all that that was the guy with the uh butterball yeah he's right yeah yeah yeah yeah and so i'm gonna go over there and blow some stuff up with him.

He was a cool dude. That was fun. He's a cool dude, man. He's no, he's a fun guy. He is a super nice guy. Uh, says, uh, after four or five years, you get a pension for life. Uh, is, is that, he's talking about the NFL? Oh, really?

Is that right? Do you get a pension for life after four or five years? Interesting. Yeah. I wouldn't be surprised. Uh, sometimes the game is an outstanding one. Is that right? Do you get a pension for life after four or five years? Interesting. Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised. Uh-huh. Sometimes the game is an outstanding one. I lucked into Hogs tickets for the Miracle at Markham.

I'm glad I went. Yeah, I can imagine where there are games where being there would have to be more than electric. I get that completely. But just generally, I don't like the cold. I don't like a lot of people yelling around me i want to be the one yelling at the tv right and i want to be able to see it and i want to pee quick and get my drink quick sitting there in my underwear yeah yeah yeah yeah absolutely um what's cracking people that's what andy said um let's see okay all right this combo is like reason 33 i smoke weed oh that's james we're

talking about he must be talking about we were talking about death yeah no no no i get it yeah that's a that's an intense conversation man hold on let's do something else attention station employees adderall is a controlled substance, but it definitely makes you better at your job, which can lead to promotion and making more money. But don't do drugs. Thank you. Yeah, don't do drugs. Did you know Coke in a can tastes way different than Coke in a baggie?

In a what? In a baggie? Yeah, no, it does taste a little different than Coke in a baggie, doesn't it? Yeah, no, it's slightly different. What's amazing is when you think about the fact that it, you know, when that beverage first came out, it actually had cocaine in it. How crazy is that? Well, it is crazy to think, you know, they were just walking around drinking cocaine.

Can't go to sleep, Dad. Yeah, no, I'm sure that soda sold very well for a while everybody's like man i don't know it's better than coffee this is the best thing i've ever had can't quit drinking it now i think people were fighting and effing and doing everything you know what i mean it was crazy all right um all right let me tell you a couple things here going on uh a new trend on tiktok has gone viral but a lot of things, it could be risky for people to try at home. It's not particularly dangerous, but it might cause damage to a relationship if you're not careful. It's known as we listen and we don't judge. And it has couples confessing secrets

they're keeping from their partner. The challenge is the other person can't judge them for it. keeping from their partner. The challenge is the other person can't judge them for it. One of the most popular confessional videos is Courtney Quist and her husband, Alex. She reveals something she's been hiding for two years. Said, remember when I knew you for four days and you helped me move into my apartment and a couple of other guys showed up to help me move too. Now it's got over 17 million views. She said, I was going on dates with them too. I just invited everyone I was dating at the time to help me move into my apartment. That's hardcore. Man.

Smart girl. Yeah, it is smart. That's good leverage. But boy, that makes you go, hold on a minute. I was just wanting to help. There was six of us, damn it. Yeah, I don't know. Wow.

And another one, Bella Hill, apparently has a huge grin when she confesses to her partner, James. When I leave skitters in the toilet, I blame you. So then you have to deal with it. Oh, man. That's great. And now, while most of them are playful, one from Janie and Dave Ippolito took a serious turn. She said, sometimes I go into our bedroom at night and pretend to fold laundry downstairs just so I don't have to help you clean up. So he hides in the bathroom to avoid the kids.

Wow. Yeah, it sounds like a fun trend. It sounds like a great thing. Yeah, no, it's great. Would you do that? No, no, it's great. Would you do that? No, no, not at all. I did see that trend, and I tried to get it off my algorithm. Yeah, no, I don't want to do anything like that.

I just talk to my wife about whatever I need to. I don't need TikTok involved in it. I think that's where relationships go wrong. Oftentimes, you get social media involved. It's not good. It's not good. All right, this is great, though. You're going to love this. oftentimes you get social media involved it is not good it's not good all right this is great though you're gonna love this this artist has found a niche she

makes miniatures of dead beetles holding sex toys that isn't it yeah that's right you heard me right yeah that's right her name is's Shelby Walton. She's from Denver. It's an issue. It's not a niche. It's not a niche. She's created more than 1,000 artworks using beetles and other insects that they take apart and put back together in human-like positions. So she said they started off tame, but they've evolved to become more complex and dirtier. Wow. Many are centered around the idea of sexual freedom and taking what is often frowned upon and celebrating it.

She said, I'll have bugs impressing their sexuality in a dirty scene. I made a bug sitting using a vibrator and smoking a vape. I also made a gender-bending bug. Do bugs have a gender? What? And how do you tell yeah i also made a gender bending bug which is wearing high heels but it's got a big dong and is holding a condom and handcuffs wow this this sounds like some fan she's taking this shit you are part of what's wrong with this country yeah look do you see this beetle sitting there? Do you see that?

What's the point? I mean, that is something, man. That's a weird finish. She got a lot of time on her hands, number one. She said, or I have words like whore and slut, which are used to describe people in derogatory

ways and flip it by putting it with a butterfly she's that way it kind of takes the sting away from the word and has a beautiful element uh she's in her 20s was raised by religious parents i'm sure they're very proud yeah yeah the pastor's like no you're doing the lord's work i appreciate it um they said her dislike of organized religion uh uh, influenced her art. And, uh, she said, I wanted an element of control over my life and sexuality. Um, she being raped all the time. You do have control over your sexuality.

You weird. Uh, she said, uh, uh, Beatles are her favorite bugs to work with due to their variety and sturdiness. What I'm trying to figure out is how does she make the miniature dildos and whatnot does she just carve them do you buy them like that are they are somebody else has a niche well yeah if it ain't her somebody's got the niche of selling her the sex toys yeah that is that is weird isn't it i don't i know a lot of stuff falls under the blanket of

art but i don't know it's like the guy the other day that paid six million dollars to buy the banana duct tape to the wall then ate the banana and i'm like first of all you're an idiot for spending six million on that second of all why would you eat it right who knows how long that banana's even been there right i'd freeze it you remember back in the, I guess maybe it was the late 80s, early 90s, there was an artist that was very controversial. His name was Robert Mapplethorpe. And he got famous because he had a piece of art. It was a photograph of a finger stuck in a dude's junk hole.

Snap. Yeah, right? Snap. What? And that was very controversial, but it was big-time art. It's not art to me. No, I don't know. I mean, I think art is a painting.

I get that art's supposed to evoke thought but sometimes things are just dumb yeah yeah i mean there's there's easy cheap ways to provoke thought too you know it doesn't make it artistic no and that's that's what i'm saying i mean who would hang that i mean if if you would hang a picture in your living room of someone's finger in a dude's junk hole you know in the lobby at like, Duster Magazine. Hey, that's what we need in the lobby. I can't see that anywhere. I don't want to see that anywhere. That's what's going on the pain wheel.

The wheel of pain. Yeah, make me look at that. Yeah, no, I'm out on that. The wrestler's finger. Attention station employees. Because of possible electrical interference, any body piercings must be reported to HR and the porn addicted night DJ. Thank you.

All right. So as the year wraps up, dictionaries are all coming out with their picks for word of the year. Dictionary.com chose the word demure. I knew that was going to be one. Yeah, that's been everywhere. I've never heard that word more in my life. No, I haven't either.

Three months, six months. Now, Cambridge selected manifest, and now Oxford, which does the Oxford English Dictionary, has named brain rot as the word of the year. Don't know if you've heard the term. According to Oxford, it's the supposed deterioration of a person's mental or intellectual state viewed as the result of overconsumption of online material. So in other words, surfing too long or liberalism.

I don't know if that would be one of them but yeah i understand what you're saying uh it beat out five finalists including dynamic pricing really romanticy whatever that is slop and lore uh brain rot seen a big spike uh 230 this year it was used a century ago for the first time by Henry David Thoreau. So there you go. You know that now. Uh, however, these are things that probably really do need to know. And I like to do this every once in a while and spring it on my co-host because, um, you know, they need to know how to communicate with young people. And so you have to learn some of the slang and vocabulary. yeah don't be what do you need to step out well step out man go ahead it's okay i know i i i got bundy right here i'm

gonna i'm gonna quiz him what you got all right he said he said you're gonna throw something on me i'm out he said no i'm not taking a test i'm not taking the pop quiz no pop no it was a good idea all right so i'm gonna throw you out some uh some and you're you're pretty young yeah 32 well you just threw it i see that's when you know you're young when you throw your age out like that 32 yeah you notice i don't throw mine around uh so i'm gonna give you a word and i'm gonna see if you can tell me what it means okay all right these are typically gen z type i got words or whatnot okay all right so uh what's a baddie oh like a hottie yeah confident attractive individual okay that's an easy one right um if you say bde what is bde bd oh big dick. That's right. Big Dick Energy. Somebody's got the Big Dick Energy.

They exude confidence and possibly arrogance. Yeah. All right. What's Bussin'? Bussin'. I hear it, but I couldn't tell you the definition of it. All right. Bussin'.

Just good? Really good? Yeah, something good. Something really good. Yeah, that's right. That's right. Okay. If you saw in text, see you 46. cu46 c46 i don't know that one cu for sex

c or sex this is a hookup all right yeah yeah yeah uh if i said no cap what does that mean oh like no lie that's right that's right see you're pretty good at this man this one oh you're doing you're wrong right now i don't get the cu for six from uh jamie no no i understand that i understand that all right uh what is a dead ass like uh dead ass like serious like that's real for real that's right yeah for real for real yeah if you're dead ass it means i'm 100 serious um okay uh what does uh do it for the plot mean do it for the plot like do it uh do it for the story do it for fun that's right just do it for fun do it for the reason yeah do it for the experience that's it now you're killing it

you're killing it you can see he's on top i still got it you know you what's uh what's an f boy f boy like a like a player. Yeah. You got a bunch of girlfriends. Just a hookup. Yeah, yeah. That's right. What's a Finsta?

Oh, I don't know that one. You don't know Finsta? I knew this one, so I was happy. Only because of my sons. Finsta is a fake Instagram account. Oh, okay. And they use that to be able to look at things without people knowing. Because apparently on some of these sites, and I didn't know this until my wife started going, let me see your, I want to look at your TikTok real quick.

And she'd say, oh, look who's looking at your stuff. And so some of them you can see that. Yeah, the profile. You know, I'm not used to that. But apparently they look at that like it matters apparently and i'm like oh i didn't realize that people create fake accounts so so they don't know yeah or whatnot gotcha yeah all right what's uh flavored air flavored air uh i don't know i don't know that one that's vaping okay call the flavored air yeah yeah yeah um what's a furry you know what that is right

yeah the the kinky people that dress up like animals or fuzzy things right dogs or that is correct yeah yeah yeah again you're killing it what's yacht yacht yacht g-y-a-t yacht uh slang for noticing a big butt. Okay. So it's what it's really short for is yacht. Damn. Yeah, yeah. Okay. But you just go yacht.

G-Y-E-T. Okay. All right. I'll use that today. That's a good one, isn't it? Yeah. Try to use it three times. It'll stick. Yeah, that's what you got to do.

If it hits different, what's that mean? It's like it's good. It's fire. Yeah. It's different. Yeah, yeah. That's right. That's right. All right. Then we'll do a couple more here uh

or any of these in the top words from webster's no no they're definitely not these are just the slang uh okay what if you got receipts you got receipts like you got proof yeah yeah yeah that's right that's right what about riz if you have riz uh swag charisma yeah i feel like i'm just using other slang terms to describe a slang term yeah no it's just great isn't it i'm just relating them to the to the slang terms they were right no that says perfect what's a vibe check vibe check uh vibe check vibe check uh i don't really know how to say the definition of that i'm gauging someone's mood or you know how they feel yeah yeah just doing a vibe check see where you're at you know kind of filling you out yeah yeah and we'll do um one more here uh what is a a zaddy a zaddy a zaddy gonna be something daddy but i don't know it's typically an older guy but attractive and confident he's a zaddy so you're is that you well i mean you might say i got that daddy yeah oh there he is there he is man you you you you skip the pop

quiz man oh i hate that you missed it all. You probably could have learned a lot. No, I think he wouldn't. Should we ask him the same exact question? Yeah, let's run through it. Okay, all right, let's do it. All right, are you ready? We're going to run you through this gauntlet. This actually worked out well.

It's like a game show, like Family Feud. He went out of the room, so he has no idea what was being asked. Yes, Chuck. All right, so yeah, it is, isn't it? So let me turn this, but you can't see it. family feud. He went out of the room. So he has no idea what was being asked. That's chucked up. Yeah, it is, isn't it? So let me turn this so you can't see it. These are Gen Z slang. This is Gen Z slang. What's a baddie?

A hot chick? That's it. That'll work. We'll take that. That'll work. Can you tell me if someone has BDE? What that is? BDEde i don't know it's a big dick energy man oh yeah i got confidence big dick energy yeah yeah all right what if it's bussin it's good yes that is correct it's good if you got a text that said cu46 if you got a text that said,

see you 46, what does it mean? I didn't know this one either. See you for sex. No shit. It's a hookup. Yeah. You got some of those and didn't even,

ah, I should have answered it. Uh, all right. If I say to you, no cap, what does that mean? No lie. That's right.

That's right. Look at you, man. He's doing something here. He's doing something. Okay. Um, let's see. What is dead ass? If if i say dead ass what does that mean like truth yeah that's it's a serious 100 serious

yeah you're right on uh if i say do it for the plot what does that mean no okay is to do something just for the story the experience yeah no reason just do it for the plot just do it for the fun yeah don't do that uh what's an f boy boy well yes specifically what does that mean oh dude no that was the right answer ain't he yeah he's a hoe he's a it's a male player yeah all right uh yeah i know you're not gonna it was great you're not gonna know this one but i'll i'll give it to you finsta what's a finsta nope fake instagram account oh yeah we already had that conversation don't

worry uh all right how about this this is another one i i think you might not what's yacht g-y-a-t yeah man my daughter says that shit all the time does she okay but i couldn't tell you what it means all right typically it's slang for noticing a fine ass it's short yep yeah damn yeah i feel like it's one we've all said but didn't know it was yeah no no they've now made it a word so that that's helpful to everyone uh let's see uh what uh what was the next one here for you hold on uh we did that well i'm i'm trying to give them exactly the ones i i gave you uh what's a plug a connect that's right that's right a dealer that's right that's your drug dealer the plug yeah what are receipts that's what you get from the store when you buy

and that's not far from what it is it's the proof i got the receipts i got proof of what you said yeah text or whatever uh what is riz if you got riz man so that's another one my daughter is like uh he's got the riz riz up i don't know yeah charisma oh there you go yeah it's charisma all right um let's see we've got a couple more here to do and then we'll move on what's a thought thot that hoe over there that is exactly right that is exactly correct i feel like i heard that for like a year before i knew what it was yeah yeah what's a vibe check i don't know vibe check is just checking the mood check see where you're at it's a vibe check you doing? What's going on with you? And then we'll end on zaddy.

What's a zaddy? Nope. Huh? No idea. I'm a zaddy. That's an attractive older man with charisma. Come on. With riz.

Okay. You're riz'd up, bro. That's right. I'm riz'd up, baby. I'm riz'd up. Thanksgiving. No. No. No. Does your cat hate youed up, baby. I'm rizzed up. Thanksgiving. No. No.

Does your cat hate you? Here, kitty. Never mind. I'm going with yes. Maybe it's because you make him poop in that crappy litter. I'd hate you if you made me do that. Oh, I do hate you. Introducing Glitter.

Glitter is litter made of diamonds. Diamonds. You've heard of them. Jay-Z's cat poops on diamonds. Are you saying Jay-Z loves his cat more than you do? Dick. If you get your cat Glitter litter made of diamonds, maybe his attitude will improve. Pooping on diamonds will do that.

Ask Beyonce. And if Jay-Z can afford litter made of diamonds, anyone can. If your cat is still mean after you give him diamonds to poop on, he's probably just an asshole. Just stop feeding him. Glitter litter made of diamonds. Because your cat deserves better. That's right.

You ever been cheated on? man uh not in a serious relationship maybe like junior high or high school or something so not in a in a real relationship how about yourself man yes yeah i have two minutes sucks doesn't it yes they do yeah yes yes uh check this out being cheated on sucks but once the worst part passes and your dark sense of humor takes over, sometimes you can see how messed up things were on Reddit where all good things happen. A user asked people to share the wildest cheating story you've witnessed or happened to you. And, man, they got some good ones here. and man, they got some good ones here.

This one said, my ex-wife pretended to be admitted to a mental health ward for long-term treatment while actually staying with her new man and cheating on me. Wow. Damn. I mean, now that is commitment, man, right there. Just leave. You sit at the house and you're like,

all right, babe, when you get better in the head, come on back home. Yeah. I guess he did no visitation. He't ask can i come by or i guess he didn't drop her off there or anything you don't notice anything he always comes back in a really good mood yeah no the hospital's so good to me yeah i know uh this one said i know a guy whose wife was cheating with his cousin also married he found out and decided to have everyone over for supper. Halfway through, he looks his wife dead in the eyes and says,

I know you two are effing right in front of her affair partner and his wife. That shit blew up and everyone got divorced. Oh, yes. I didn't handle that. That's the way to do it. That's the way to do it. I do like the everyone swan. I think some of them are fake now, but especially early on, you'd see videos where they'd catch people oh yeah they walk in yeah

and now they get that show cheaters i mean it's been around for a while i've watched that before those people are all crazy as hell uh this one said uh a guy cheated on me because my libido was too high hey that's not crazy that can happen i've heard you say that that can happen man you yeah you cheated on a girl but no but i did but not it just only because she didn't want to do anything but that right she was a great girl but it's like you know can we go to a movie can we go to a store can we go anywhere but the bedroom you You know, I mean, that's exciting. I was only like 18, 19. Do you know how much you got to want to do it for an 18, 19-year-old boy to go, man, can we tone this down a little bit? It was a lot.

It was a whole lot. This one said, when her parents said, let's go see Molly, she knew her husband was at the neighbor's house where she had a dog named Molly that our dog enjoyed playing with. My husband apparently enjoyed playing with the neighbor too. Yeah. Had a coworker who cheated on her live-in boyfriend. She would tell him she was going for a run, put on her shorts without underwear, and would hook up with her side piece in the apartment parking lot. So then she'd come back sweaty 30 minutes later, need to shower, and he never even thought about it. That's an awful human right there.

I was going to say, what a devil. That is an awful human. Brilliant, but awful. My ex-wife missed our last dance at our wedding reception because she was screwing her cousin in the bridesmaids room at the wedding yeah wow you didn't wait long did you i mean now that is wild a guy i went to school with had been in a relationship for a few years with a girl in the year below he left home and bought the house right next door to his parents one day he came home and found his dad hanging out of the back of his girlfriend

hanging out of the back what a way to that is a weird way to describe it isn't it kind of shitty dad don't throw that out yeah no you're a terrible terrible dad no no you're absolutely horrible father yeah i saw a story the other day where a mom had, you know, the lady broke up or was having problems with her boyfriend, and the mom ended up with him. And I was like, do you know how low down you have to be, how ruthless? All the way shitty. No, just all the way.

That's the kind of person to stomp on baby chicks. You know what I mean? No, just all the way. That's the kind of person to stomp on baby chicks. You know what I mean? Have you ever, you know, had a crazy cheating story you've seen play out? I don't guess not when it comes to the head. No?

How about you, buddy? Have you ever seen someone get burnt like that? I have seen a buddy of mine back in the day juggle two, and that's always fun to watch. Oh, yeah? Yeah, keep them each from, you them each from you know from knowing about the other yeah and was he single more or less yeah yeah yeah did they both think they were all his only girl yeah yeah yeah that's dirty yeah and there were times you know uh we live in a super small town so they might both be at the same place oh the same party or same uh get together now we just watching him

trying to juggle that was hilarious yeah no we we had a couple friend and and i knew about one doing something and it bothered me so profoundly i yeah see that is hard if you got a group of friends that are in a serious relationship and you see your buddy i've seen that too where yeah you know a friend like man you don't ask me to lie for you i can't do that i can't be involved in that man right i feel guilty just knowing like i'm complicit somehow i didn't do it i mean i didn't do nothing right you know cover for your ass but you know anytime you snitch it always goes badly for you like if you tell hey i just want you to know it's going to go bad for you, not them somehow. I've never went out of my way to throw a buddy under the bus, but I always tell them, like, if I'm asked about it, I'm not going to lie for you.

I'm not going to go out of my way to reach out to them and be like, hey, so-and-so. Yeah, I'm not covering. I'm not writing cover stories for you. It's not going to happen. Depends on who you are. I might put that shit on Facebook. Yeah. You might.

Let's do this. I'll tell you a story without a doubt. It's kind of gory. It's the worst news you could ever hear. Things just like this make you fear. Lying lunched on a dumb guy's knee. Oh, a big hard fuck drowning some money. Why you laughing? Why you laughing? This shit ain't funny. What?

This shit ain't funny. Could be, could not be. But if you laugh, you got problems. You're sick. i threatened this the other day and uh now that you're sitting here uh i was saying that you know sometimes you know in this segment we read the stories that are bad but we were talking about some of your experiences on the pipeline the other day and um you had mentioned to me you know a couple three things that had happened to folks out there and I thought those stories

actually were a little more interesting than the ones that I read yeah so you've seen some folks get pretty injured or worse on the pipeline right yeah now what kind of pipeline oil pipeline pipeline? Gas pipeline? Alaska. Okay. Oh, wow. Yeah. Yeah, so like every four years up there, somebody's going to die. Really?

No matter what they do, basically every four years, somebody's going to die on the pipeline. Wow. There's thousands of people up there. It's like a city. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, there's one older guy he carrying a pipe on his shoulder walking across the ice everything's covered in ice right right yeah it's alaska and uh he slipped

on that ice and that damn pipe he fell and that pipe landed on his head and i assume his head was not no he wouldn't it was flat now he was tore up yeah he didn't make it i guess no no wow that's probably pretty instantaneous i guess i wonder was anybody with him when it happened i don't think so because can you imagine how weird that would be the most surreal thing to see that happen and be right there right like i'm talking to him the next thing you know his head's flat right that would be... It happens fast. Yeah, I know. What else have you seen on the pipeline?

They had... One guy died. He was out checking the pipeline. And he was out by himself. And when he pulled up, he put his headlights on the pipeline. And forgot to put the car in park. He was in. Oh.

And so he sat there for a minute with his foot on the brake, got all his stuff together, and got out of the truck. Walked in front of the truck, and he's standing there at the pipeline with his pad. Clipboard, yeah. He put it in one hand and a pin in the other. And I guess he heard it at the last minute because he turned around, and the truck had then rolled up on him and smashed him between him. Because just a little, it sat there,

but because of the vibration, what, it melted a little of the snow and it got traction? So yeah, whenever you stop, you know, you're just smushed down in a little hump, I guess. And then when you got your heater on in these new vehicles, it uses your air conditioner. So when that compressor kicked up, it gave him enough juice to roll over that hump.

Oh, wow. Correct. And that's what did it? Yep. Oh, man, that's brutal. They found him as clipboard in one hand and still in the other. Man, he didn't even let go. That's wild that you didn't even let go.

I mean, you know, as it's happening you're like oh man right like oh dude and that's the thing about those two stories it's always you know it's not as complex it's going to be something simple you know where you're just not paying attention or you just you know lapse in judgment for a second that's what i always tell laura's if she was gonna come into the shop one day and i was just gonna have my head against the wall on a big nail i was just gonna turn into all right that's where it was gonna stop right there i would bump my head into everything in the shop man it was non-stop man i mean i don't know it's just when you're working in that kind of environment even if you're very safety conscious you still get injuries i mean it happens right yeah you probably uh saw people uh you know any anybody get anything cut off or severed or

uh didn't see anything cut off one guy slid he was sliding across the wooden boards, and there was a piece of it broke up. So he was sliding sideways, and a splinter. I mean, the splinter, the end of the splinter was as big as my finger. Oh, my God. Yeah, that's the big end. Yeah. It pierced his butt cheeks together. What?

It went through. Oh, my God. Through the crack and into the other cheek wow wow yeah you gotta ask your buddy can you pull this out of my ass dude i need a favor yeah i need a little help right now uh i don't know bro i don't know if i can do that i wonder if chad will do that for you yeah i wonder if he'll give you that piercing yeah Yeah, I don't know. I don't think he will. I think he will for a dude. Yeah, definitely not for a dude.

What about yourself, Bundy? I mean, you deal with electricity, things like that. Have you ever seen any injuries? Thankfully, knock on wood, I haven't gotten any injuries working electrical. With electricity, anyway, I've cut my hand open pretty bad with a knife and actually moving a mirror one time i'm all the time you know junking thrifting stuff yeah i got in a mirror off a job that was pretty good size and uh it had a the corner of it was was jagged it had been chipped

and uh i went to move it and i'd moved it from my my carport to my shed about a 50 yard walk it was really heavy so i carried it over my head and something about whenever i went to get it off my head that jagged part you can see the scar on my hand there it just hooked my hand wow it was you know about a 40 pound mirror just oh my god just ripped it just ripped it and uh my buddy that was living with me at the time he worked night so he was asleep my hand was so bloody and tore up i couldn't even open the doorknob to get really no thankfully an old man that lives beside me was outside and seen me out there trying to get my door to get in there to wake my buddy up and he said i'm gonna touch your butthole and then i'll open the door my buddy

is a hard sleeper too he was oh wow driving nights uh a night route to memphis and back and then to olive branch mississippi and back every night oh wow so just to get him up and uh to get him to take me to the hospital but yeah nothing nothing ever more serious than like a cut or a gash a few stitches yeah so you know thankfully knock on wood i try i try to be conscious of it because you hear in electrical uh you know a lot yeah no you do a lapse in judgment you know something that's why i don't mess with it because i i'm not detail oriented enough at times and i will miss that detail right uh everybody i've already told the story uh where i put my finger through a table saw that was a lot of fun but uh one of the other the one of the injuries that probably hurt the most and took the longest

to heal was uh and it was so stupid but i was trying to drive this screw and it was one of those silver headed uh phillips head screws and and the silver ones if you know they're just softer right you know something about them right they're softer and i don't know if the the bit i had maybe was, maybe it should have been a wider bit or something, but when I put it down, it skipped off the screw and went right down, the whole bit, right down into my hand, just drilled a hole right into my hand with the bit. I had to turn the drill off so I could back the bit out of my hand. Oh my God, it hurts so damn bad.

I should have got stitches on that one and i didn't but i should have as i've gotten older i used to wear never wear any safety gloves or glasses or anything but you go to a job that i'm on now and i i'm suited up i got everything which i don't have health insurance either so that's like yeah no it's important and take every trying to mitigate the damage here yeah no no doubt about it. I worked with a guy out of White Bluff. He was the boss out there and he would,

he'd come get me at nights. He had to go wire up this light or something. Right. We're on a power plant and he would go up there

and he'd have a two by four in his hand. When we get up there, he'd hand me this two by four. He'd say, you're going to hold this and if this shit grabs the whole tummy, you're going to hit me with this two by four in his hand when we get up there he gave me this two by four said you're gonna hold this and if this shit grabs the whole tummy you're gonna hit me with yeah yeah and he meant the plan yeah this is really the plan he's like yes this is like bringing this two by four with me everywhere i go trying to make sure you don't get off somehow somewhere you're right that does seem like a better plan to just stop the power flow, yeah. No, he wouldn't have taken that time.

He's like, no, we'll be done before you can get that done. Yeah, no, you're probably right. I mean, that amount of voltage through you is really a lot, you know. I've been shocked, minor shocks, and tased recently, but I've not ever had a real good, you know, a real electrical shock like that. Thankfully, never. You hadn't either? No, 220 is the most I've ever been hit by, and, you know, just like out of your regular receptacles.

So they don't make you, you know, an electrician school, take the charge and see what it does. You know, you got to ride the lightning, baby. No. You got to know what you're dealing with. I actually like it because naturally, just my life i'm a procrastinator and even though i put stuff off that puts you in a position where you have to rush stuff so i'm always rushing trying to get stuff done or feeling behind yeah with that it's like well i have a valid reason to take my time yeah triple quadruple check everything i'm doing you know so i kind of like that aspect of it

i dream of having a head like that that works right where you go yeah i want to take three or four times and really think this through i'm like how quick can i do this yeah i watched half the video that's enough yeah you know that that that was uh one of the worst things ever youtube is so good man uh i learned i learned so many things when i was woodworking just using youtube i mean it's like you know carpentry school in a lot of ways but no it's unbelievable i tell people that all the time i and i feel like i'm truthful when i say this i've learned more off youtube than i did in high school yeah i mean as far as physical mechanical i got you on that uh To do, you know, 100%.

So, you know, the first thing these days, if you're cheap, like, you know, a blue collar person or, you know, regular working Joe, you don't want to call a plumber if you don't have to, because it's expensive as hell, man. Right. And so if you stop the toilet up, you know, and I did, I stopped it up. So it's on me. Right. Right. And so I've been plunging this mug, plunging this mug. I went and bought a super plunger, you know, the accordion looking one that's long, you know, I got one of those.

And then I got the, the, what the auger that you run through. And, uh, I was like, oh man, I don't want to have to call a plumber man it's the weekend they're gonna hit me so hard for this and uh so i was watching youtube videos and i saw one i went that's brilliant i can do that and it said what you do is you take your blower and you put the blower into that hole right and you you know hit the blower and the the amount of pressure will blow it through and I was like that's awesome yeah and so at that point I turned the video off I should have watched the rest of it because it we gotta finish it because it would have told you to empty the toilet first because I put the blower in I was so excited I hit start

and that's just shit all over my face just blew right right on me and I was like Laura was sitting there she looked at me and she just started laughing and I said you just better walk away now just walk away now walk away she thought that was the funniest thing in the world i hope she got pictures yeah no she didn't i look like you know when they blow up in the cartoon yes that's how i look this is all over it's in my mouth like this is the worst day of my life man yeah that's the kind of stupid shit i did then when i was trying to uh this one i've never lived down uh i'll hear about this at least once a year uh but when when uh there was a snowstorm here i don't remember it was during the pandemic time

and uh it shut us down for a few days and so uh i had time on my hands and i was like well you know what we're we're doing a little renovation i'm gonna switch this tub out and put a shower in and i'd ask my buddy how to do it, you know? And he said, yeah, here's what you do. Just be careful when you take it out. You lift it up. You know, you don't want to catch the pipes. And I'm like, okay, yeah, cool, cool.

And I'm in there by myself, which I shouldn't have been doing it. And I thought I'd cleared everything, but I didn't. And when that thing, when I pulled that tub and I heard pop, I went, oh, shit. And, man, it was like a fire hydrant. Yeah. And I was upstairs. So it was raining in my garage on my Corvette with the top down, no less. And I'm trying to find where I can turn the water off.

Right. Okay. The water, it was about an eighth of a mile. And I'm trying to find where I can turn the water off. Right. The key. The water, it was about an eighth of a mile. Down the street. Down the street. I had to drive down the hill around the curve and go to turn the water off. Oh, man.

Then I turned the water off. My wife is infuriated. My car, it's leather. It's soaked. I'm trying to clean it out she's mad as hell that night it froze up and so we didn't have water for three or four days now because of my goof up you want to talk about mad my wife's like i can't even take a shower mother i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm so sorry i'm an idiot they're just trying to save us some money i'm an idiot that's what happened you know get the house open like jumanji yeah uh listen uh

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