Patrick and the People - 12/4/2024 Patrick and the People - LIVE!

Episode Date: December 5, 2024

Guests: Joe Exotic, Luke Shoemaker, Amanda Parker, and Kerry Roetzel

You No one can take this cause we got their fix. We are the people, we are the people, we are the people. Don't mess with us. Let's go. Good morning. It is Patrick and the people and it is, what is today, Wednesday? Is that right? I think so. Is it?

All day. Okay. All right. Good enough then. Middle of the week. Word on the street. That is what they say. Is it? All day. Okay. All right. Good enough then. Middle of the week. Word on the street. That is what they say. That is what they say.

So let's get to the people who've outrun the Grim Reaper. Fred Armisen is 58. You know him from Saturday Night Live. Max Bear is 87. He was, I think he was Jethro in the beverly hillbillies oh okay yeah jeff bridges uh 75. yeah like him i love jeff great actor great actor orlando brown is 38. uh let's see marissa tomei is 60. i like her a lot too my mom finally watched my cousin vinnie for the first time what a great movie last week great

movie yeah yeah she killed it i think she won an academy award for that i think so yeah google that yeah they can a red suit red jumpsuit apparatus is uh ronnie winner is 42. man that's a name i hadn't heard in a while yeah jay-z is 55. all right yeah uh tyra banks is 51. skip bayless 73. uh game show host wink martindale is alive is alive 91. i have no idea zero idea if you're listening can you believe it i know um. Ronnie Ortiz Magro. In other words, Ronnie from Jersey Shore. Ronnie, Ron. He's 39.

Yeah, man, that was my jam. That was my jam back in the day. Hold on. What? Um, who was it? Oh, okay. Well, sometimes people do show up yeah no there there is i just mistakenly thought they were going to come to that oh okay a top meta executive says the company

is over moderating across its apps nick leg the president of global affairs said their error rates are too high and too often harmless content is being removed with people being penalized unfairly. They say it gets in the way of the free expression we set out to enable. So the company regrets how aggressively it removed posts about COVID and other things. They haven't made any major known changes yet, but interesting that they're speaking that way all of a sudden. I agree. I think it's interesting that they're taking any measure of accountability. Yeah, right?

Whatsoever. Because I know I've had stuff declined. I even had an ad that was not approved because of it had the word election in it. Oh, really? Yeah. It had election. It's not like it wasn't for or against anybody. It was literally we're running a special.

Yeah, an election day. Or an election week special. And they would not approve it. No. That's so stupid. Yeah, I would like my apology email from them. It's on the way. I'm sure it is. I think it'll be from actually Mark.

TikTok has made the airport rules trend hot. Airport rules are in effect means that set routines no longer matter. Just like when you're waiting for a flight. Examples are you buy a big Cinnabon just because or eating a spicy burrito bowl at 7 a.m. The trend mostly took off as a joke. Apparently it's ramped up from there. Airport rules also include money doesn't matter. Buy whatever you want or need to to get through this time.

I just anxiety bought a crock pot with a built-in holder for the lid and it's pink. Airport rules. Okay. Okay. Hey, man, are are we freezing up what's going on here yeah it looks like it looks like the sig is uh messed up on the beep what's going on we're having a good time well we are having a good time uh hilarious airport rules is that what airport rules yeah okay airport rules yeah everything changes paid my car insurance. Airport rules. Hey, look, it says no signal. I don't know if that's what the video deal, what's going on here, but we're going to keep

going for now. Yeah. Why not? Let's see. Let's see. Sheffel, Rowan, Caitlin Clark, Gigi Hadid are among the celebs making the list of new Forbes 30 under 30. That list recognizes up and coming talent and talent in entertainment, sports, etc.

Okay, the Zoom right now. Oh, wow. Wow. Yeah, that's special. That's special right there. Mattel is facing a lawsuit after its misprint on its Wicked doll packaging. Yeah, we told you about that when it happened. The link on the box sends people to the wrong website.

Maybe the right website. Well, or the right one, depending on how you look at it. Now they're suing. I don't really think that's appropriate. I mean, look, it was a mistake. It happened. You're all right. Everybody's okay.

You don't have to sue about it. Just tell them, hey, you made a mistake. Fix it. And let's move on with our lives, shall we? So have you seen the video of the lady that goes into her local Walmart and there's a troll doll, one of the female troll dolls for the most recent troll movie, and it has some super secret messages it talks to you? No.

And the button to activate these messages is between the trolls. In a no-no spot? In a no-no spot. In a show me where they touched you at the therapist office kind of spot. Oh, wow. Yeah. And she shows you. Seems like an oversight.

And I mean, to be fair, she had a point. She had a point. I mean, she really did have a point. Because usually I'm like, okay, whatever. But when the special messages got played, I mean, considering when you're touching this doll. It seemed inappropriate. It seemed a little inappropriate.

Sounds inappropriate to me. I don't know how it made it past somebody. Someone in marketing said, wait a minute. There's somebody on marketing that should have been like, hey. Maybe this isn't a good idea. I think some folks, maybe a portion of the population might take issue

with this. Namely moms. I don't know. Alright. Anyways. Let's continue on, shall we? The Great Lakes and Northeast are gearing up for more snow as a new Arctic blast set to sweep down from Canada. Some areas might see a foot of snow today about five million are under winter weather and lake

effect snow warnings across the great lakes through tomorrow other areas uh ohio valley mid-atlantic southeast are going to feel 10 to 15 degrees below normal seasonal averages parts of florida have seen freeze warnings with temperatures dipping into the 30s, but that makes them nervous there. I bet. A majority of people are not happy with their jobs, so they're looking for a new one at least. According to a Gallup survey that notes more and more workers feel detached

from their jobs, it says 51% are looking or actively seeking a new position. 18% say they're very happy. Worker satisfaction's at a record low. People are looking for new jobs at the highest rate since 2015. Some of the issues causing the trend are employees being given more duties, budget cuts, and broken management practices. Yeah. No, that's how it was over at the place where I was before.

They kept firing people and asking you to do more and more and more, and they wanted you to be happy to be doing it. You know what I mean? Yeah. It's grateful. Yeah. No, no. Be grateful.

Did you even have a spot here? Yeah. Yeah, you're going to do his job. We fired him. Do you want your job? You should be grateful yeah you even have a spot here yeah like you know like yeah you're gonna do his job we fired him do you want your job you should be grateful for this yeah yeah i was not no i wouldn't be either a kentucky family went a little over the top during their gender reveal literally shook the area some residents called 9-1-1 last week to report that their houses shook during a large explosion that was apparently part of a gender reveal. The Parker's mill fire department said about four pounds of Tannerite was

used. Yeah, that's a lot by the way. Uh, firefighters were called out, cleared the scene, uh, posted on Facebook.

The explosion site was quote, very blue, very blue. Yeah. Uh, luckily no homes were damaged in the, the explosion site was, quote, very blue. Very blue. Luckily, no homes were damaged in the event, nor anyone injured. That's a lot of Tannerites. That is a lot, man. And I bet people were tripping when that blew, man. I mean, you probably did feel that.

I mean, were y'all trying to, like, inadvertently maybe cause something and it be an accident? That's crazy. Crazier stuff is happening. I mean, I don't know. It could be, though. Could be. Check this out. For 25 years, a California woman named Marcella had been searching for her younger brother, Tommy.

He went missing back in 99. Despite losing hope, believing he'd never be found, when a friend shared a USA Today article earlier this year about an unidentified patient in a Los Angeles hospital, Marcella immediately recognized him. With the help of the sheriff's deputy and a fingerprint test, it was confirmed the nonverbal patient was her brother, Tommy. She said, I'm still in shock. He was last heard from in July of 99. He called her from a truck stop in Idaho. His van was later found at Yellowstone. He was never heard from again. Over the years, she has searched through missing persons

and unidentified remains, hospital patient lists. This article reignited her search, led her to post her brother's photo online where a flood of responses urged her to follow up. She contacted the hospital. Law enforcement helped her confirm it was, in fact, her brother leading to a joyful reunion. She expressed gratitude to the officer and the hospital and everyone reflecting on the tragedies and the long search that her family has gone through. She said, when I look in those eyes, I feel that older sister protectiveness. I've always been his protector.

Well, she never gave up. I mean, that's cool. Yeah. I don't know what he was doing for 25 years, though. Yeah. You know, I mean, was he in a coma? What was going on? It says he's non-verbal.

I don't know. Alright, let's talk about some sports and see if any of this matters to you. There's a few things going on. The NCAA, of course. Now, let's get to the college football playoff rankings. The latest are in and there appears to be a place for Alabama in the mix. The new CFP rankings, number one Oregon, two Penn State, four Notre Dame, five Georgia, six Ohio State, Tennessee, SMU, Indiana, Boise State at 10, 11 Alabama, Arizona State 12,

13 is Ole Miss and 14 South Carolina. So barring some kind of upset this weekend, here's what the first 12-team bracket would be right now. Arizona State at Penn State, Alabama at Notre Dame, Indiana at Georgia, Tennessee at Ohio State. Those are the teams that if it were to go down right now, that's who it would be. So is your team there? Are you happy about it? Do you like these playoff setups? The conference championship weekend, of course, five of this weekend's games will directly impact

the look of the final bracket. They've got three games under. Let's see, what is it saying? Well, this says Boise State's going to win in cover against UNLV. Tulane, it says, is going to beat Army. They're predicting Arizona State will beat Iowa State. Georgia is going to lose to Texas. That's all you need to know right now. On that, let's move on to the next thing here.

Okay, this is Aziz Asharir has been suspended for three games now. Heartfelt social media apology not enough. He was suspended for three games. He hit the head of Jacksonville Jaguar quarterback Trevor Lawrence. Now Trevor was sliding down, and he had already launched to tackle him, and it looked like just bad timing. But it was a bad hit.

I mean, he did basically do get knocked out. So it was bad. So, yeah, he's going do got knocked out, you know, so it was bad. So, yeah, he's going to sit for three games. And I guess think about his behavior. I mean, I guess he's in timeout. Ponder your choices. Yeah. Between the years of 2028 and 2046, the Los Angeles Dodgers now owe just seven players a grand total of over a billion dollars in deferred salary.

Blake Snell, his $182 million deal includes $66 million in deferred money. Tommy Edmond, he has a $74 million deal with $25 million payable by July 2044. payable by July 2044. Shohei Otani, his contract ends in 2033. He's due $680 million. Oh, my God. Yeah, between 2034 and 2043. Mookie Betts, he'll be owed $115 million in salary between 2033 and 2044,

along with the final $5 million from his signing bonus. Freddie Freeman, his 162 mil contract includes 57 mil to be paid between 2028 and 2040. Will Smith, he'll be due $50 million between 2034 and 2043. And Teoscar Hernandez, he's to receive $8.5 million from 2030 to 2039 as part of his $23.5 million one-year deal for the season. That's all the deferred, over a billion dollars in deferred money. And tell me there's no money in baseball. That is wild, man. That's one team. What are you talking about? Are you looking for funeral entertainment? Have you ever thought, huh, this funeral is kind of sad.

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So how about this? This is a deposit of gold ore containing about 1,100 tons of gold. 1,100 tons has been discovered in China, according to reports, valued at $83 billion. They're all going to end up in our phones. Yeah, probably. The discovery could be considered the largest and most lucrative reservoir of gold ever uncovered. It surpasses the 900 metric tons that lies within the mother of all gold reserves, South Deep, which is a mine in south africa yeah uh man it's crazy that they're still finding things like this i mean

that's a lot of damn gold that's a lot of gold yeah 80 billion dollars and just discovered we just found it here it is you know and i know they have a lot better means now looking at things below the surface and that's probably making a big difference um when you were a kid did you use a metal detector or did you ever look for treasure no i mean not the metal detector thing i did geocaching a little bit when i was a kid i don't know if that's still a thing now or not but uh geocaching was cool back in the day but yeah everybody was uh was doing that for a while i think or a lot of people were yeah you could find some pretty cool stuff man yeah i uh i'll still you know i'll try it a little bit every once in a while but it's not as big

did you you uh use a metal detector or look for treasure when you were a kid? No, no metal detector. You weren't a pirate girl? No, I mean, we did go exploring, you know. We would go, but it's usually like sticks. Yeah. You know, cool rocks. Yeah, I know. I had a lot of cool rocks.

Looking for dead bodies. Yeah, that's. You know. I wasn't ever looking for dead bodies. Now I look for treasures. Now you do? Now I look for treasures. What would be a treasure now?

Oh, goodness. When I find. find oh you know we were talking about this this morning um uh well i don't know never mind uh this morning's been a blur already no i guess i know you do um i found a um mid-century modern desk valued at over eighteen hundred dollars really yeah that I paid less than $10 for. Where? Goodwill. At Goodwill?

Mm-hmm. GW Fashions? Yeah, it was the tits. That is awesome. I find some really obscure glassware and ceramicware coffee mugs, like coffee mugs from the Clinton administration okay you know things like that kind of iconic yeah and it's just so cool to find you keep them i do keep them yeah i do we um we're we're launching an ebay store because i have a plethora of items that one i i know is worth more than what

an individual would pay me to smash it and then my 104 year old you know grandmother's spirit is like pinching my ear going there's no effing way you can break that Amanda like right you can't do it so we'll we'll see what we can do we got a bunch of stuff this past weekend we got 67 racks and they're good racks like dish racks yeah i'm goodwill and i mean 67 and then in some of the racks there's 25 pieces and some of the racks there's 16 pieces okay here's the issue okay of the coffee mugs that are in there half of them are homer laughlin uh mid-century modern China, which goes for like $9 a cup. Really?

The other half are like a brain you can't even find. And then the, the champagne glasses are more than likely crystal. Really? Yeah. Okay. Well, it sounds like you, you did find a little treasure. The struggle is so real. Like, how do I. So, you know, that, that has to have people out here thinking man i need to be going by there

and finding stuff come by we have people all the time that no i mean to the goodwills yeah well you know y'all can go go on on tuesdays that's the day to go for real yeah sure okay all right i'm not sure i believe her y'all you think i'm sharing my secrets no no definitely not here hold on good night mom brush your teeth oh man i don't wanna are you tired of your dumb teeth introducing math math for when you're fed up with your teeth just listen to some of our satisfied customers i have no teeth my teeth are gone where's my teeth now i have more room in my mouth for blowies i'll never need to go to the dentist again isn't it time to get rid of those pesky teeth math ask your doctor if math is I don't know. Is that what we're calling them now?

I guess. Loud looking. Loud looking is apparently the top dating trend of the year. Looking for was Tinder's top bio mention of the year, which shows that singles are taking charge and being upfront about what they want in their partner, according to this article. Let's see what it says.

Nearly 20% of singles reported that they're creating vision boards to manifest a relationship. I can see that. What? I can see that. No, you can't see that. What? I can see that. No, you can't see that. Yeah, I can.

Really? I mean, one, I'm a female, so I've had a lot of experience with vision boards. It just comes with your DNA, apparently. Really? The lady parts. Okay. You eventually find your way to vision boards, but that makes total sense based off my previous experience wow that is uh amazing because i was about to say that sounds like a load of bullshit no i can totally see that

yeah yeah no i'm um i'm shocked to hear this you want to get together and make vision boards no i do not ever want to make a vision board of any kind. I think Patrick wants to make vision boards. This sounds absolutely insane to me. We found another pie slice for the Wheel of Pain. Give me a makeover? Yeah, that's right. No, that definitely would go on the Wheel of Pain for me. Yeah, I don't want to do that.

I feel like I'm a montage of it. Oh, yeah. It would be hilarious. Yeah, it's about as good as montages. Yeah, I love those. Montage. Yeah. Pickleball, by the way, with the fastest growing mention in bios on Tinder.

Mentions of the sport up 148%, followed by freak, which is most likely from users asking for someone to match their freak up. Let's see. Tinder users report their top communication style is better in person while the, let's see, the fastest. No, I'm not telling you that. You don't need to know about the emojis. The top deal breakers of the year for singles. Bad hygiene. Yeah, that'll do it.

Yeah. People that stink stink it's bad brush your teeth yeah that's a good idea as well yeah yeah if you only have a handful of chiclets spend a little extra time keeping those um i mean look at the results previously haven't worked so let's work a little more diligent to keep the ones you got. 50%, 44% say rudeness was a deal breaker. And talking too much about an ex.

Yeah, no, I could see if you keep talking about your ex, then I believe you might be obsessed with your ex. Yeah. I mean, you know know that's just what people think or feel my eye look if you look yeah this eye right here is just a complete wreck right now yeah so it's going to look weird if you look at me like this i just look high as hell but if you see both eyes you recognize oh that's not the case so uh let's see according to um this it says the romantic connection no romantic connection is too small thanks to nano ships that's some what nano ships those are small relationships i'm not saying these kind of things people i'm sorry i apologize like a situation yeah yeah it's along

the lines of that kind of crap some more names they make up yeah things they make up to make you feel that way do you use it did you ever use the dating app no no i uh i've always been too busy with the music and all that i just rather play guitar you know what i mean that's safer yeah that's better than a dating app i'm sure no i'm certain well that's fair enough he's a rock star so you don't need an app you know uh you use dating apps i have yeah yeah that's okay no i did and and um it was just sad sad experiences was it it was bad the one date that i went on we went to brunch and um he wanted to kiss me afterwards after brunch you just ate thank you that's grody thank you he wants to kiss with a mouthful of 100 murray sauce yeah yeah and freaking coffee and and no no i don't want to come on man one i just met you in person

so no two i've just had a meal. Yeah, that's not the route. That's so gross. So, that didn't happen. I ended up running into him at a Kroger pharmacy one day. Like, I'm waiting on my script. And I'm like, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do. And I just kind of look up because I feel somebody looking at me.

And he's just like. Really? It's like. Still holding the grudge. What's up? He's still looking for that kiss it was hilarious because um we went on that date and then i think within a couple weeks uh me and and the one that's on the way out the door yeah you're a future yeah my future had made up our minds to give it a shot give Give it a shot. Yeah.

He didn't like me being on the dating apps. It was kind of one of those. That was his thing where he was like, yeah, I think I'm ready to give this a shot. I was like. Oh, are you? Yeah. Well, you did. You gave it a shot.

It didn't work. No, we gave it a shot. Well, it worked for a little while. It did work for a little while. Yeah. It did. I mean, you got to look at it like that. You know, there's lots of. No, Matthew, not even a breath mint, bro.

So gross. Oh, that is gross. at it like that. You know, there's lots of. No, Matthew, not even a breath mint, bro. So gross. That is gross. So gross. Honestly. Yeah. We had like hash and eggs and onions. Yeah. Ew.

Hey, look, little doggy said, I'm wearing my stylish yet subtle Patrick and the People Tee this morning. Available on the website. Makes me want to sing my own theme song. Yeah. That's great, man. You should do that. That'd be great. want to sing my own theme song yeah that's great man you should do that that'd be great you should sing your own theme song everybody should have a theme song wherever they go you really should it'd be great be the greatest if you could just hit a button in your theme song pop off when you walk in somewhere finds man eater yeah there you

go by holla notes well that's a great one man man. Duh. Yeah. Matthew's killing it on the chat this morning. Who is? I'm loving it. Matthew, Cody, and Phil. What's he saying? Share it. Well, one, he informed us about the investing in gold. Thank you for the information on the highs and the amount and all that stuff.

Yeah. He says, what's wrong with a little manifestation? Not manifestation. I don't know. It sounds like infestation. i don't know it sounds like infestation sometimes words uh drive me crazy because yeah because they just make up these ridiculous things like manifestation uh i get it i believe in man i do too i believe in it i do but i i don't believe in everyone using the word i gotcha i. Not everybody's qualified for that word. No, I'm with you. I've read enough books, and I've paid enough life coaches,

and gone through enough, you know. Yeah, you can say you're manifesting something. I can do it. You're fine to say that. No, I'm not saying. If you're 18, don't talk about manifesting. Seriously, shut your mouth. I'm not ready to manifest yet.

You're not, because you don't know Nathan. Psychic Deborah Davies predicts that 2025 is the year aliens will make physical contact with humans, claiming they're no longer going to fear us. They're coming to help. They'll no longer hide from us. They know they've been subjected to being captured by people in power, but they mean no harm. Just as they helped us build civilization many years ago. Did Giorgio write this? Giorgio with the hair and aliens?

I don't think so. That's what it sounded like. They said they'll help us stop destroying our planet through climate change. Stop it. Stop with the shit, man. You see, this is one of the rabbit holes they're gonna help me too i'm fine with the aliens but they're not coming because of climate change you dumbass that's just one of their points that's just one of their points in their their

five-year um plan it's not anything yeah they don't have a vision board About global Just so dumb I am going to make a vision board Yes yes Based on what I think aliens Would do for us No that's actually valid I'm here for it Oh my god I'm so here for it

It's just unbelievable They're coming to help us get rid of the Republicans That's what they're doing They're going to kill the Democrats Yeah no they're not doing any of that. They're coming to dispose of this. They're coming to fuel up. They need some fuel.

Humans are it. They're going to gas up, and they're going to get out. Speaking of human fuel and aliens, do you ever see Super 8? You know, I've never watched that. I loved it. I understand. It was adorable. It's kind of a throwback movie is what I understand.

It is. Like a Steven Spielberg type film, right? Yes, kind of like an E.T.-ish, you know, Goonie-ish kind of thing. Kind of a good feel. It's really good. But the alien definitely eats people. Yeah? Like real life eats humans.

Yeah. A lot of them do. I thought that was a little dark on it, but I loved it. Y'all think they're real? Yes. Aliens? Of course. But do I think they're here? I don i loved it you'll think they're real yes aliens of course well do i think they're here i don't know do i think they're real absolutely i mean i run into a lot of pilots in nashville and they tell me that apparently what they do is they fly

in from canada they'll make it half alien yeah okay like from up north and they'll make it halfway through missouri and they just take like a hard dart out to the east coast, and they just disappear. Yeah, no, they're looking for meth. You know what? I don't know anything about that. I think a lot of the things that we see or that people see typically are probably crafts from other countries. Yeah. I don't know if there are or not aliens here at the time,

but I'd be arrogant as hell to think in this giant universe that we're the only ones here. Yeah. You know, for sure. I don't know about aliens living under the ocean. I mean, that's the new thing now. I mean, that's probably the best spot to keep their vision boards. Yeah, no, that's where I'd keep my vision board if I were an alien. Best alien movie? Abyss with with water and oh with uh ed davis yeah i mean ed um what's his

name uh ed harris yeah such a good movie uh it is a great movie are in there yeah no that's a great movie i would not call that the best alien and i retract that as soon as it came out of my mouth i was thinking as long as Under the Oceans and whatever. Yeah. I know The Abyss was a great movie. It was a real emotional movie, I remember. It really was. Yeah, when his wife died.

It was so beautiful. Oh, yeah. It was actually a spoiler alert. Sorry. Well, he brings her back. It's like a 40-year-old movie, so. He brings her back. It's not a big deal.

Yeah, no. He gives a spoiler alert, too. Yeah, another spoiler alert. He brings her back. If you haven't seen that movie yet, then don't worry about it. You don't deserve-old movie, so. Brings her back. It's not a big deal. Yeah, no. He gives a spoiler alert, too. Yeah, another spoiler alert. If you haven't seen that movie yet, then don't worry about it. You don't deserve a spoiler alert, really. I would like Heath to explain this. What? He said, I did that and wound up licking the girl's teeth.

Neither of us. Oh, he's talking about kissing a girl after eating. After brunch? After eating? Why? Yeah, why? Do you love her? Heath, that's a love move. That's not you love her. That's a love move.

That's not a love move. That's one of the things I hate about in movies. When you see couples roll over when they wake up and kiss. You're like, you know better than that. You know your breath smells like your ass now. You don't want to do that. Nobody wants to do that that early. If you do, it's a peck.

You ain't getting no tongue. Not with all that grime and stuff on it. You're not even's a peck you know you ain't getting no tongue we're not with all that grime and stuff on it you're not even getting a peck like don't talk or look or breathe in my general direction until i've had you know my coffee maybe a jill off hey your your breath's not gonna be good after the coffee just so you know you know well you know coffee and then brush my teeth no i mean i've got things i like to do in the morning yeah no or anybody engages with me well that's fine but those things you know uh yeah i'm not even you know usually like those ends of the movies you know like the last 15 minutes of the movie is just always so unrealistic you know or like along the lines of the kissing in the morning or whatever everything's just so unreal yeah, that's definitely not reality. If you're waking up and kissing someone first thing in the morning,

I got to wonder about you. I got to wonder about your dental health and well-being because I don't want anyone's, what is that, gum disease you get? Gingivitis. Yeah, I don't want your gingivitis in my mouth. Yeah, well, maybe they need to do the meth, you know, seek out those drugs. Oh, yeah, get rid of the teeth. Get rid of the rest of the stuff. Those pesky teeth.

Yeah. That's what's holding your infection in there. Yeah. It's the teeth. Get rid of that and let the abscess. Oh, yeah. And just let it flow out like a waterfall. Delicious.

Crystal Methodist Church of the Lord. Yeah. That's right. That's right. That's right. No need to be a jack-o'-lantern when you can just get rid of everything in there. Yeah. Get rid of all those shreds.

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Ingredients can cause dangerous side effects, blood pressure, chest pain, heart attacks, especially when mixed with alcohol. So I guess what these folks are just making their own erectile dysfunction things and packaging them up. A little yang-a-lang or whatever in it, you know? Yeah, they're just going, what, buying different things, and I don't even understand what's going on. No, don't make your own Viagra. And do you really need to go that long? How long do you need to go?

Thank you. Look, when you become a grown-up, you realize that most people don't want to do an hour. It hurts. Boom. You get tired. You know, look, I got shit to do. I got a show most people don't want to do an hour it hurts boom you get tired you know look i got shit to do i got a show to watch seriously i want to make dinner seriously you know about eight nine minutes let's really give everything we got yeah eight nine minutes come together get it going get it good make it happen and then boom back at it i agree with that

yeah that's that's called efficiency yeah yeah and honestly you know y'all need to work on your fore game your game and you know handle that shit because like yeah it is weak isn't it weak i i bet uh i don't mean to to speak ill of uh gen z or whoever the latest is but but i bet you guys are a little bit complacent on uh aren't you are you complacent on that yeah i bet you are i don't know but they're the you know the new generations are eating ass oh my god like i don't know maybe y'all just are in a whole other well there's no i mean i would assume that that if you're being too quiet over here. Like, I want some feedback over here. I don't know what I was thinking the whole time he was reading this. It's like, I'm surprised there's not a booth on Broadway set up for this already.

Yeah, right. I was just thinking, I'm like, I could see this being like, if you're ever on Broadway in Nashville. Yeah. It's everything you would think it would be. And then some. Oh, really? I'm surprised it's not made its way down there. That's funny.

Yeah. Yeah, no, that's very it's not made its way down there. That's funny. Yeah, no, that's very funny. Do you like Matt Rife? I like when I see little clips of him, you know, just the little quick reels. Like doing crowd work and whatnot. Yeah, just the little quick little reels or whatever. I haven't seen him live, and I have not seen the Netflix. Okay. Isn't he coming to town soon?

I could be wrong. He may be. He may be coming. Matt Rive is setting the record straight about his looks. Now, Matt, he kind of blew up on TikTok because not only is he a comedian, but kind of a pretty boy, right? He credits delayed puberty, not plastic surgery. Okay. For his facial changes. Bullshit.

Bullshit. Bullshit. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Yeah, I'm not believing that whatsoever. Yeah, same thing happened to the Kardashians, right? Yeah, he addressed rumors calling out TikTok doctors who insist his new jawline must be the result of surgery.

He said, how do you not lose your license he denied having the time or money for procedures during his career uh well here's what i do know he may not have had those procedures but if you look at the matt rye pictures before his teeth were pretty bad yeah he was probably missing a few of those chiclets in the back. Yeah. And that does your jawline thing. It does. And so when he got his teeth fixed, it probably did straighten up. Absolutely.

That makes sense. That's that vision board. Yeah, that's the vision board. That's right. He had that jawline on the vision board. He's like, how am I going to make this work? How can i make this crispy you know uh teeth make a difference yeah he just i think he just sold out madison square

garden actually wow which is really big that's a huge deal yeah that's i mean that's a pretty big deal just even perform at madison's garden as a comedian not many can even do that um you know chris rock dave chappelle those kind of guys do but that shows you the power of uh social media the same with dane cook you know dane cook was a myspace baby yeah and that's how he launched himself was through myspace and matt rife is a tick tock baby you know i mean honestly because nobody knew about matt i mean a handful of people wherever he's from yeah uh until tick tock and still i bet no clue i bet over half of people still wouldn't know who he was i would agree with that you know he's yeah but uh nonetheless he's still selling out madison square garden madison square garden that's crazy isn't it insane isn't that wild i just saw where

creed played it the other day too too, with Three Doors Down. Really? It makes me happy that the 2000s rock's coming back. The 2000s are back? Yeah. Well, it's about time for that. You know, what is it, 25 years later? No, straight up, though.

That's about the time to cycle back. Is it going to be all sad emo again? Wait, like, now that it's coming back is what you're saying? Yeah, yeah. You know, I guess it could be yeah you know i guess it could be man i guess it could be you know they got the uh what's the name of that festival out in vegas now when we were emo and all no when we were young when we were young okay like that's a thing now so i'm sure it's gonna come back around yeah the emo is gonna be back around yeah emo girls

were always the ones that said i have to start doing my hair again, like half across my face, like do the super side part and like take it across here. So I have to keep my head like this all the time so I can see you. The one eye look. Guys would target the emo girls like they felt like it was the low line fruit. Yeah. Yeah. The damaged goods.

It was. The damaged goods. It was the damaged goods. In the 90s, it was the manic pixie. And then now it's, you know, the 2000s is the emo girl the emo girl now it's the the newcomer That's great. That's great. That's great. Let's switch gears here a little bit. Does your cat hate you? Here, kitty. Never mind. I'm going with yes.

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No one likes you. I don't know where you found that music, but it's awesome. Well, I appreciate that. I do. I really appreciate that. He it's awesome well i appreciate that i do i really appreciate that yeah no one likes you yeah that's right that's right uh so uh what's been going on in your world uh luke what's been happening with you man uh a lot man been traveling quite a bit you know i've been working on co-writes for other bands, too. I'll be back in Nashville on Saturday. Got some writes with my – I forgot to speak English for a second.

I've got some writes with a buddy of mine in a band called Via Sky and some of the guys at New Medicine. We're writing a track for them. Then I'm going out to St. Louis next week to go hang out with the Shaman's Harvest guys and meet up with some of the management that's been helping out with Vantage. Then the week after that, I've got some more writing with my buddy evan mckeever who's done writing for like star set brantley gilbert co wet so motionless and white you know he is so cool yeah he is isn't he he's just the coolest when you um when you get together for these writing sessions how does that work i mean does you

sit around with instruments and what's it like? Does everybody come in, fire it up? Do you get drunk? I mean, how do you, how do you write together? How does that work? Talk about that process. You know, usually like you show up to whichever spot you're at in the first like 30 minutes to an hour is just kind of just chilling, catching up, the vibe, all that kind of stuff. Yeah.

And for me, you know, sometimes it can differ a little bit if I'm writing for myself versus writing for somebody else. But generally speaking, the format I'll do is like, you know, for can differ a little bit if i'm writing for myself versus writing for somebody else but generally speaking the format i'll do is like you know for the longest time i would write about stuff i've been through but a couple years ago i kind of just i was writing so much i tapped the well dry yeah what i'll do like if we're writing a song together for the next hour i'm gonna wind up being your dr phil and you're gonna tell me about everything you've been through and i'm gonna wind up putting myself in your shoes. And starting to spit out a song.

Yeah, you know. Through your voice. Exactly. Yeah, their voice, I should say. Yeah, and you know, like sometimes it can start off with a chorus first. Sometimes it can, you know, start off with whatever. Like a lot of times when people in town call me in for a ride on their stuff, they kind of know me as the hook guy or the chorus guy, you know. Okay. They'll call me in for a ride on their stuff they kind of know me as the hook guy or the chorus guy you know okay they'll call me in for that kind of stuff but you know as far as the

vantage stuff goes i've been really lucky because like you know i've written with evan another guy named cameron mazel my producer kellen mcgregor who plays for memphis mayfire we uh the one that you heard that hadn't come out yet we wrote with cody from wage war which is unbelievable i when does that come out hopefully real real soon i wish it would yeah it's uh it's gonna be a fun one man you know when i when i tell you that uh you know when you played that song for me in your truck uh it was me you and and alex in the back and um i think maybe 30 45 seconds in i looked at you and I said, bro, this is a number one hit. I mean, it's as simple as that.

It's a number one hit. It's that good. And that's why we've really been like, we've been holding on to it for the right time. You know, like now we've got management involved on our stuff. And so whenever this one comes up, it's going to be like a big radio push. A big push for it. Yeah. And so like, you know.

And it should be for a song that good i mean that that's one that i would push up if i could yeah i mean you know it's it's that good i mean it's that level i mean it's no bullshit oh thanks dude it's it's gonna be a fun one man you know bringing cody in for the ride on that one was just insane because like you know not only is cody killing it with wage but like you know he writes for jelly roll he writes for hardy yeah he writes for falling in reverse a day to remember evil all those guys and those every one of those you name have amazing hooks amazing songs uh they they craft hits is what they do no 100 man it's like if you said i'm writing with the guys from shinedown well that's gonna be a hit yeah i mean you know i made more hits than anybody else in the world yeah you know as far as modern rock goes

you know funny enough i actually ran into one of the guys that was one of the writers on sound of madness not too long ago wow down record and he was a good guy you know that's that's the cool thing with nashville man it's really turned it into like it's not just a country town anymore like everybody's there you know what we were talking about yesterday and you know and in all honesty i think you know and i'm not trying to blow smoke but you really are demonstrative of what i was saying yesterday which is the new stars of of today's music um have changed and they've changed because everybody the post malones the jelly rolls uh these folks the luke shoemakers uh these folks out here are not above us they're with us and that's a different type of celebrity that you're seeing you know you're seeing these folks who are more involved

with their fans yeah they're more down to earth. They don't act like they're better than you, you know. 100%. And that is what is the most attractive celebrity out there. If you look, that's what people are gravitating towards. I'll tell you one of the things I'm the most thankful for was a couple of months ago, Mudvayne came through Nashville, and it was Megadeth, Mudvayne, All That Remains that came through, which I knew some of the All That that remains guys prior but i hadn't met chad or any of them before but

after after their set that night me and a bunch of my friends and chad from mudvayne and his wife shannon guns from octane we all went and got dinner and like we just sat there for like three four hours and like i mean you would think he was just a normal guy the way he was talking right giving advice and all that. And, you know, you mentioned Jelly Roll a second ago. I was backstage at a Five Finger show a couple months back with Five Finger and Marilyn Manson, and Jelly Roll's drummer pulled up. And he was just being the nicest guy ever and dropping game and all that. And funny enough, we were behind Five Finger stage while they were setting up.

And Cody's his name, his drummer's name. And he was telling me about how when jelly roll had played there for the first time kind of the logistical stuff but like all the cool stuff that had happened you've heard me say before but i told him right there too that like my metric for making it has always been playing an arena show and he looked at me he's like dude it's coming bro sooner than you think like man right man like thanks dude man yeah man yeah no i mean that's that's so exciting uh to even think about yeah you know uh playing that kind of show i i do agree i think it's inevitable that but i told you that probably two years ago yeah and you know it's funny man me i was hanging out with alex

last night when i got in town with him and with him and his girlfriend and uh you've heard me say this to you in private before and all that, but one of the things Don't tell everybody, RC. Oh, not that. Never mind. I'm sorry. No, it's not that. But me and one of the things that Alex have talked about is when it comes time for Vantage to play a show in Arkansas, we want it to really be a moment. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, to be a big deal. Yeah you know, we want it to really, to be a moment,

you know what I'm saying? Yeah. No, I think it should be too. I think it needs to be that moment. And, and I'll tell you, it's hard. Uh, and look, Jesus learned in Nazareth that, you know, it's hard to get your local folks sometimes to give you the credibility that you, you've worked hard for, you know, so you have to go a little over and above and i think when you show up it should be to blow up yeah yeah you know and i've been lucky man anytime i've done stuff like locally like everyone's always been you know super supportive and super cool and like and and you know nashville was just the next step you know what i mean i i think i i love the idea that nashville is kind of i love the newer hollywood uh that you're

getting rid of because i think everything about hollywood is fake no straight up man i mean every single even hollywood itself what itself is i mean all those years i remember it was never more disillusioned than when i showed up to hollywood and i went this is it this is it yeah oh is it yeah don't go it's like it don't meet your heroes yeah no it's like the little hollywood you know it's right it's not even iconic looking it's not there so boring out of the road and what you don't see on the news too is all the la and hollywood people that have just moved in nashville yeah and said anything yeah yeah yeah and you wind up running into them on broadway or somewhere in downtown and a lot of that happening too we got some questions for you on the chat luke oh let's see and then i've got a couple questions too okay

well let's do it let's so the first one um matt wants to know have you ever heard the story of how the ride was written i don't i don't think i have actually okay matt you can share that with us and then um luke you ever met charlie farley oh yeah yeah i played i think i think i played a show i think it was the show yeah it was the show we did yeah it was probably five six years ago i you know i maybe talked to him five ten minutes he's super nice guy though um yeah charlie was cool man i think he's still doing his thing um yeah he was real big for a minute i know that yeah he was blowing up everywhere for a minute what's funny was i remember you know like i said i didn't talk to him too long but when i did he had just met brantley gilbert and so he was talking about that which brantley's killing it

now in the writing game back in Nashville and all that. He's just like, he had kind of had his moment in the early 2000s, and then he kind of wavered off for a second. But now Brantley's back full force. Yeah. And he's working with the big dogs. He's working with Andrew Bayliss and all those guys. What does that mean for him when you say he's working with the big dogs? Oh, just the, I mean, there's kind of like a new caliber of producers and

songwriters out in town over there and there's there's certain names that when you hear certain names associated to a project you just know it's going to be a good one you know like when you heard me mention cody from wage he's one of those names andrew bayless is a huge producer out in nashville okay um there's a writing co-op in Nashville called the Four Horsemen that you know they've written basically on just about every Shinedown, Daughtry, Bad Wolf, Seven Dust, Hail Storm all those records for the past five years it's amazing when you stop and think about uh the bands that you love the most and how many of the songs from different bands may have been written at least in part by the same person

oh 100 dude you know funny enough um one of saliva's biggest hits rest in pieces yeah that was written by nicky six from motley crew and was given to saliva it was just given to him yeah yeah he gave it to josie and so that's cool i was i was with josie the other night he was telling me the story and all that and so you know you'll hear stuff like that and then what's there was there was one that i was trying to remember from the other day but i mean nowadays you'll hear stories all that are kind of like that in the rock world you know for the longest time there was kind of a stigma of like being the only dude to like write your thing and all that but people saw that it was working in the country world where people write for other people's stuff and it works out yeah and so it's starting to translate in the in the rock world too man it's just all about the song at the end of the day well it's better than

them using ai to do it oh dude some of the songs are hilarious oh my god i was on tiktok the other day and i saw one about this dude and it was an ai song about eating chilies and shitting your pants afterwards yeah there are some great funny ai songs you know you can do some really funny songs that way but uh none of them are as good as wackadoos in the news no of course they're not everybody is number one that is still number one it's gonna be number one matter of fact let's do that let's do it This is the segment. Not like the other. People do stupid shit.

You say, oh, brother. You've got to be the tone of any previous bit. But if you think so, hey, you don't give a shit. I did that. Wackadoos in the news. I just got to say real quick, Kurt Lunsford, I just got your text. I'm happy to be on your TV, buddy. That's cool, man. That's cool. Yeah, man.

That's awesome, man. We are so many places now, it's hard to believe. I mean, I don't think there's almost nowhere you can go that we're not streaming. I saw the post yesterday, or maybe Monday. I don't know. Just when you think there's nothing more to add, we go and add a bunch of stuff. We added Pandora.

That's awesome. Sirius XM. I mean, all these different things that are now carrying us. So that is great. Yeah, it is great, isn't it? All right, let's get to it. These are the wackiest things going on today. And here, let's start right here.

Chance Hender Lane from Charlotte, North Carolina, discovered she was pregnant with twins five months after giving birth to her eldest son. Oh, she got them two uteruses? Treating her kids as triplets, she celebrates their milestones together, cherishes their bond. We raised them as triplets, she celebrates their milestones together, cherishes their bond. We raised them as triplets. My eldest was still breastfeeding when I gave birth to my girls. Her son was born in January 8, 2020.

The twins arrived a year later. Despite the challenges she embraced, what the is this? What? What is this even about? I'm so confused. I thought she had them five months after her first one. So, how old was she a year later? She didn't.

She had it a year later. Yeah, that story is crap. Sorry. We all fell for the crap. Yeah, that's it. Here, I'll give you that. A bullshit? A shit?

There. A bullshit? A bullshit? It is a great soundbite, isn't it? Let's see what's going on here. So Redmond, Washington, has a new fleet of snowplows. They've been named. That's right.

It's a trend. You know, they get as silly as possible with the name. So the five vehicles are Control plus Salt plus Delete, Scoop Dog, Snow-B-Gone Kenobi. I like that one. The Big laplowski and betty whiteout redwood is going one further by allowing residents to see where they are via their web page so they have a web page just so you can follow the snow plow yeah snow begone kenobi that's yeah you know there's gonna be there going to be some old man in his slippers with his coffee and his beagle just sitting there watching the snow plows and listening to the,

the cop radio. He's just sitting there. It's like, you got them both men. What's going on. Um, Matt says the never Matt says, uh,

told us the story and that we need to listen to the song. Oh, okay. Sanitary pad makers in China are apologizing after being accused of selling pads shorter than advertised. This comes amid a storm of anger after viral social media videos showed Chinese women measuring the length of sanitary pads from popular brands, showing that most of them fell short of what was stated on the package. The uproar has extended into broader grievances about women being shortchanged by feminine hygiene products, which have a history of safety scandals in China. Chinese women have taken it upon themselves to

call this out yeah uh they're i mean what's what's smash the patriarchy if it's too short what's the problem well i'd like to see you know i mean i want to know what the measurements are because i mean at some point it is too short too small to to catch to be effective okay okay i got you at all and i got you yeah it's just yeah no smash the patriarchy ladies do that shit get a salt sam well get one of those um sham wow yeah wow i forgot about that yeah baby that'll do it that'll soak up everything everything yeah uh replicas of a sword featured in the harry potty movie harry potter movie I forgot about that. Yeah, baby, that'll do it. That'll soak up everything. Everything. Yeah. Replicas of a sword featured in the Harry Potter movie have been recalled in Japan for violating the country's weapon ban. What?

It's a full-size replica of Godric Gryffindor's sword. It's about 34 inches, and it's affixed to a wooden display plaque sold by Warner Brothers Studio. But it was only in November authorities told the company these are sharp enough to be categorized as an actual sword. More than 350 replicas were sold. They cost about $200 a piece. Sold at Warner Brothers Studio Tour Tokyo. And, well, anyway, you're in trouble if you got one you got to get rid of it that's that's what's going on they will come looking for that they

will come there's only 300 of them and they will go out nobody nobody's coming for your guns or anything here but in in china japan or wherever the hell that was china yeah in tokyo or something i don't know yeah they'll they'll come for your shit. They know they will. They don't play around. They'll come for your shit. But they'll be very nice about it. This is bold.

I want you to know this is bold. During the annual Shop with a Cop event at Walmart in Chesterfield County, Virginia, where law enforcement helps kids pick out presents, officers were alerted to a shoplift in progress. Uh-oh. Despite the presence of 50 uniformed officers and deputies, Best time.

Hector Maldonado was caught trying to steal nearly $1,400 worth of merchandise. I think he was stunned. He said the suspect even parked his car in view of 30 to 40 mark patrol cars he had active warrants for previous shoplifting and larceny makes sense yeah no that's it do it in front of him i mean is this some kind of fetish it must be i mean i've got to go i've got warrants i got the urge to steal here's 50 police i'm going in here time to do it when they're all right there

doing in front of oh it's yeah and it's brilliant it's a maldonado yeah that's like joe i was gonna say ask joe next sunday yeah if um you know if this individual is trying to get all this stuff to sell and get money on your books bro speaking of right after we get done with this i do have that joe exotic interview that i did yesterday i'm excited for this yeah that's right round two with joe i'm excited yeah joe is joe baby you know you gotta love it but we talk more about his case and some of the details because i'll be honest with you if you look at look and so in in short the guy was convicted of a conspiracy to commit murder, right? Yeah. Allegedly.

Alleged. And then because of tigers that were put down, allegedly. Allegedly. And, you know, in a way that was not compliant. And because of those things, he's been given a life sentence in prison. Think about that. A life sentence in prison think about that a life sentence um now if you go over to the joe exotic official website and you just start looking at the appeal that they filed recently all the people who have um admitted to perjury all the people who you know

their evidence was not admitted yeah uh different things that. And you start looking at it and you go, I mean, I watch the ID channel all the time. Okay. I watch all these things and you see these people who, you know, they'll horribly kill someone. And 12 years later, here they are out. Yeah. You're going to put this guy in prison for life. Yeah. Really?

Yeah. And make me believe he should be that guy. Yeah. he didn't even kill anybody harmless i'm sorry i mean he kind of is to be honest with you in my opinion and based off everything i've watched and everything i just i find the man harmless i mean you know you didn't like her she didn't like you you know and and maybe some of them but i mean even if he did try to conspire there There's no reason for him to be in life. It was amazingly unsuccessful.

Amazingly. No one even made it to the state she was in. No, I don't even think they left the county. So I'm saying that, I mean, that's worth life in prison? Yeah. I don't know. The math don't math on that one. A Florida mom and TikTok influencer, influencer marlena velez was arrested

for a second alleged theft from the same target store days after she was arrested uh before surveillance footage from the latest arrest showed her using self-checkout to scan false barcodes for items that totaled about 225. uh she had christmas decorations kids clothes totaled about 225 uh she had christmas decorations kids clothes uh recognized by police from her previous arrest i'm sure she was yeah she was taken into custody at home and charged with petty theft before being released on 500 bond authority said while she was in jail after her first arrest she was recorded saying lesson learned apparently not maybe this time like you said maybe it's a compulsion or a fetish or something you know like they're so dead on the inside the only adrenaline rush they can get is yeah that's the way they get that their their wood there

okay all right uh and uh i think i'm gonna try to get this video on the blog. It's a bizarre moment. A boy pulled out his last baby tooth, but not by himself. He used his pet parrot. Yeah, the boy from China holds the bird in his right hand, guides it to his mouth. The parrot grabs a hold of the wobbly tooth and then swiftly removes it, just yanks it right out. It's kind of crazy yeah wouldn't let a parrot take your tooth out i don't i'm not putting a parrot in my mouth looks like

he's trying to eat the parrot yeah like i thought he was honestly from my angle and with my eyesight i thought it was like a gingerbread man okay he was biting you know and no it's a you're putting a bird in your mouth he put a bird in his mouth. I wonder how long he had that on the vision board. Not the vision board. Let's do this before we get to some Joe Exotic in our lives, shall we? You know what? As a real estate agent, putting you with the right mortgage person is critical.

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Joe called in. Like I said, we talked about his case quite a bit. Now, if you want to, you can go to joexoticofficial.com and take a look at his case, and you can follow along with some of the things that we're talking about. But let's get to it. Pretty damn fascinating. Hello?

Subject to monitoring at any time. To accept this call, press 5. To block this call, you may begin speaking now. Mr. Patrick. Hey, Joe. How are you, buddy? Not too bad. How are you doing? Man, I'm all right today. I'm all right.

How was the holiday for you there? Was it all right? Yeah, it's crazy. It's prison, you know? Yeah. And then our government acts like they're fucking broke because they don't give you shit for food. No? No, it's crazy. Man, that is. Yeah, we can come up with, what, another $140 million to send Ukraine, but we can't feed

an inmate in a federal prison? Yeah, I figured you were probably a little fired up about the pardon that happened. Well, that too, yeah. I mean, that's like a slap in the face to any American citizen that's ever been in jail or on probation for tax evasion or a gun charge, right? Right. No, absolutely.

I mean, obviously, a lot of people are upset by that. Yeah, it's insane. You know, but it's no different than Trump. You know, Trump pardoned Charles Kirshner, you know, his son-in-law's dad. You've got to be in their little elite circle, or you've got to be one of their criminals to get justice in this country. Well, sometimes it does certainly seem that way, doesn't it? It does.

I've been looking at some of the evidence in your appeal here. I've been looking at some of the arguments that you guys are making in this appeal and it's pretty interesting stuff in there, man. I mean, you have to wonder why the hell I'm in prison, huh? Well, I mean, there's some things in there that are pretty interesting. I was just reading about, you know, the situation with the money and how that you had navigated around him many times by saying, I just don't have the money right now or whatever. And I never gave him any money. I came up with an excuse.

I knew something was wrong because Jeff Lowe was pushing this murder for hire too hard. And Marinky kept saying, man, they're up to something. They're up to something. And did you ever watch the video of the undercover agent in the office? I haven't seen that one yet. I was reading through everything, but go ahead. Well, it's crazy because, you know, the undercover guy goes,

well, you know, can you uh some some guns at a flea market no can't can't do that well can you go to walmart and get us some burner files no can't do that uh well uh and then and then you know just because they were standing in front of my office door and i knew that james you know and je Jeff record each other, and they just criminal plots all the time. So just out of curiosity, I said, well, what do you charge? $10,000? Well, I ain't got $10,000. Okay, well, we'll do it for half.

Well, I ain't got half. I said, the checkbook, you know, is $13,000 in the hall. I'll have to wait until I have baby tuggers born. That was my excuse all the time to get them the hell out of office. Right, right, right. Well, that's what I was reading. And then, you know, they just randomly wanted you to mail a phone. Yeah. That they had you send, right?

Well, see, Alan came into office and he says, Jeff wants you to mail my phone. Yeah. To him. Okay. So I took it to the secretary and said, I didn't even have Jeff's address. I took it to the secretary and said, here, Jeff wants you to mail this to him. Okay. So I took it to the secretary and said, I didn't even have Jeff's address. I took it to the secretary and said, here, Jeff wants you to mail this to him. Huh. And that was that?

That was it. That was the end of it. Now, I saw. But see, what made it interstate commerce and made it a federal case is because he testified that I gave him the pizza phone to go to Florida and kill Carol. And I took a picture of her address with that phone. I see. And if you read in there, they had that phone in the courtroom, but they didn't let us know that. And the text messages on that phone from Alan to his girlfriend, he said,

where did you get this phone? And she says, I stole it from a pizza restaurant. Oh, really? Yeah, but the government just let him sit there and lie. Well, I saw that it says that Glover committed perjury both during the

grand jury and his trial testimony that he revealed it was scripted in advance by the government. jury and his trial testimony that he admitted to it. Yeah, that he revealed it was scripted in advance by the government. But have you have you got to the part where he went one step further and took the lawyers to the zoo and showed them how they were going to kill me to start with? Well, yeah, that's that's what was next, right?

I mean, I can. It's like, why is nobody been charged with nothing? So what is it, you know, when you try to bring forth new evidence, Joe, and the court is, you know, not wanting to hear that or see it, what is their argument against that evidence? Okay, well, okay, Judge Polk in Oklahoma City, the judge, okay, first of all, a lot of people don't understand that that judge was mining Carroll's civil judge in our lawsuits.

Okay. And then he was my trial judge, and he was my sentencing judge, and he refused to excuse himself. Okay. So, when we filed that motion uh for a new trial with all the new evidence yeah he set on that for this call is from a federal prison he said on that for 19 months uh and then we had to file another motion to make him answer it and then he denied it within two hours just to make me sit in prison.

And one of the arguments that the lawyers have is because they admitted to perjury and some of the Brady violations and stuff, by law, he should have gave me an evidentiary hearing. Okay. And he violated my rights by not doing that. And so in this appeal, is that part of the, what you're arguing is that, you know, the process wasn't followed properly to begin with? Yeah, absolutely.

Yeah. Absolutely. So we're asking for the case to be overturned or I'm allowed a new trial and out on bond or just dismiss the case because of the new incident of perjury. So who knows what the hell is going to happen. But, you know, it's crazy that we have that evidence of the government witnesses. It's crazy that we have that evidence of the government witnesses. And, you know, I haven't read the exact appeal all the way through.

But, you know, they were committing sex trafficking, bank fraud, identity theft, all during this investigation. And the federal wildlife agent covered all that up. So they would testify for him. agent covered all that up so they would testify for him so they ran interference on their own crimes uh just to try to get you uh coerced into this you know the whole thing was to get me out of the zoo and so they could have the zoo and nobody would believe me about all their bullshit they were pulling at the zoo because lauren and jeff were were luring girls off the internet to the zoo with baby tigers then drugging them and raping them at his cabin oh really oh yeah that part it was it got oh it got so out of hand that saff had to change the combination on the safe so jeff couldn't get to ketamine wow that's That's insane. But if you look on joexoticofficial.com at those recordings, there's recordings there

that Lauren recorded them fighting, admitting to raping girls. You know what I don't understand, and I think this is really helping to shed light on it, is it seems like that, you know, when you have someone who is incarcerated and they're in a situation like you are, and there is compelling, obvious new evidence that needs to be looked at, and it's not, you know, it takes a long time for that to happen. And you would think if you have someone that might be innocent, that should be your first priority, right? But that's the upsetting part. Look, my lawyers have sent everything to the Department of Justice,

to the Attorney General. They sent everything to the director of the FBI. They sent everything to the U.S. Attorney in Oklahoma City. Nobody cares. Nobody cares. But aren't they required to respond to your appeal request? I mean, they have to reply somehow, right? They have not responded to this date to anything.

Really? It's just ignored. Huh. So, you know, that's why I raise so much hell and I stay in the news so much, because surely to God, somebody on Trump's team is looking at this. Well, hopefully it's not. Yes, absolutely. I hope they're looking at that as well as, you know, anyone else who could be in that circumstance, because it's a terrible circumstance to be in. And obviously, you know, you're you're limited in what you can do. And, you know, the bad thing about the Department of Justice in that situation is they have a never-ending supply of money,

whereas, you know, someone incarcerated does not. That's why when they arrested me, they kept me in solitary confinement for two years in a county jail with no bond. So I couldn't help hire lawyers. I couldn't help build a case. I had to use public defenders and they threw me under the bus. Yeah. Yeah. No, I imagine they, they, I mean, what do they know? I mean, they're, they're new and probably a lot of challenges. You know, and, and they get paid regardless, you know, whether you win or lose. Their,

their goal is to get you to plea out. See, but the minute I wouldn't plea, cause they only charged me with one charge to start with the minute i wouldn't plead then they charged me with 20 more charges now if you if you in hindsight if you could just plea to that one charge would you have done that if i'd have known what i know today i'd have been home already yeah yeah that's what i wondered if if if you know and looking back but why plead i, that's why there's 40,000 people in prison. No, you're right. You're absolutely right. They were forced to plea out.

Well, that was the point I was getting ready to make is that, you know, if you watch a lot of these documentaries and exposés, Joe, it's very common that you see that situation play out. Yeah, why should I plead a murder for hire when i didn't do that right but then when you don't play ball they stack up a bunch of other things and i mean look at trump he got 94 indictments right no that's that's fair that's fair uh you're absolutely right about that uh that's how that's how they play if they can't get you one way they'll stack you until

they find something that's going to stick to the wall. Right, because really, they just want convictions. You know, that's what they want to wrap up, are convictions. That's how they get re-elected. And that's where I was bitching so much about Brittany Griner over in Russia. You know, we were bitching, our

Justice Department, our President was bitching. This call is from a federal prison. I had a 99% conviction rate. Well, America's got a 98% conviction rate. Yeah. But when you look at Brittany Griner or Paul Whelan or Trevor Reed, anytime they were in the courtroom or on camera, were they in orange jumpsuits, belly chained and shackled at the ankles and shit? No.

They were in street clothes, and they looked good. In America, dude, you're in an orange jumpsuit, and you're chained up like a monkey the minute you hit the courtroom, and you look guilty. Yeah, it does. I mean, the chains are a lot, aren't they? Yeah. It does seem a little much, to be honest with you. It does seem, you know, a little much, to be honest with you. I mean, particularly if I'm being honest, someone such as yourself, because my guess is you've not been a danger or threat to anyone in that institution at all.

You know, from the point I was arrested at 55 years old, I never even had a speeding ticket. Yeah, and you were in law enforcement, for God's sake. Yeah. Yeah, and they gave me a life sentence. That's crazy, man. I mean, it's just mind boggling to think that, uh, that that's how this played out, you know? Now I also understand that there's some, uh, according to this, some evidence about, uh, the condition, the health conditions of the tigers that, uh, were found buried that, uh, seemed to contradict what was said.

It would have proved my point that they were ill and the USDA would have told me to put them down. But you know, the thing that happened during my trial there was my USDA agent that made me put them down, according to public defenders, she could not be found to subpoena her. How do you not find a federal employee? What do you mean you can't find? Is she no longer a federal employee? No, she's still an inspector to this day.

But how do you not find a federal inspector when you need to subpoena? I'm pretty sure you do. But that was her excuse. That's crazy. Well, I'm sure that she didn't want to testify because she didn't want to lie under oath. Right. That seems like you should be able to compel

that witness. Of course you can find them. They have a federal job. On a new trial with real lawyers, we're going to. Yeah, right? I mean, you would have to compel that. So it just seems like to me that there's so many different failures on the part of the prosecution here that should open a door to at least, at the very least, an appeal being heard or a new trial.

Yeah. You know, before my trial, they already made a deal during my trial that I couldn't talk about Carol's missing husband, which is what started our argument. Okay. That's what our fight was all about. I couldn't bring up Jeff and low with Jeff and James and Lauren, what they were doing at the zoo, raping people and credit card fraud. I couldn't bring up nothing. They wouldn't let me talk about nothing. So the jury never heard my side. Right. Uh, well, I guess they, what were they saying? It was a extraneous to the case matter, right? They're saying it doesn't apply to Patrick. This thing beats him, which means he's going to hang up in 30 seconds, but

Hey, uh, would next Tuesday be good for you? It would be great for me, Joe call. Let's talk now. I'll put you down for 10 o'clock next Tuesday. That'll work. I'll talk to you at 10 o'clock next Tuesday, Joe. Send my people a link to this, right? I sure will, man. I'll get it down for 10 o'clock next Tuesday. That'll work. I'll talk to you at 10 o'clock next Tuesday, Joe. Send my people a link to this, right? I sure will, man. I'll get it to you. Okay. Thank you, Joe.

Thanks. Bye-bye. And there you go. There is the latest from Joe Exotic, his case, what's going on with him. Pretty wild listening to it, huh? Yeah, it is crazy. Yeah. Well, you know, again, I struggle with the guy having a life sentence when I look at the people who aren't in prison.

You know, they're looking at letting the Menendez brothers out. They aced their mom and dad. You know what I mean? Now, they've been there a long time. But I'm just saying that, you know, you're going to make this guy sit there for a lifetime for a what a contrived murder plot yeah i mean if you look at the story honestly you know they they they gave him three grand you know to give to the guy and uh uh to make it happen he never made it anywhere i mean he didn't even get anywhere near carol baskins or anything like that it just seems to me like a ridiculous sentence that they just wanted to

hammer the guy because he evaded him so long and he was pretty loud about it i mean let's be honest he's pretty sensational he's bombastic as hell yeah i mean he says things that you're like okay you know that's that's pretty wild. Most of what comes out of his mouth. Uh-huh. Well, watching the show, that's all I got. That's what I mean. It's pretty wild.

He is. He's an entertainer, first and foremost. And, you know, he uses compelling language to get the job done. Yeah. I wore my shirt for him today. I knew we were doing the episode, the second episode today. I don't think Joe would like that shirt. My cool cats and kittens.

Joe's not going to like that shirt. Why not? He doesn't like Carol. That's why he's in prison. He likes the cool cats and kittens. He likes the cool cats and kittens. He may not like her little phrase, but he likes the cool cats and kittens. I mean, he might not like my kittens, but, you know.

Well, no, he doesn't need it. No, he's more of a a python guy yeah um hey let's talk about this real quick uh this is crazy man spanish infants are developing werewolf syndrome due to their parents taking a popular over-the-counter hair loss remedy um navarra pharma's center has called 11 cases of hypertrichosis that's commonly known as werewolf syndrome in babies throughout spain has found five percent uh topical monoxide or minoxidil was used by each of the caregivers so they're using this this topical to grow hair right and it's somehow causing their kids to be grown with this werewolf syndrome that's crazy so it's going through the

skin because it's topical you rub on yeah absorbing into the body and passing through to their infant in utero that's interesting i mean it's not like that's that product's not used here yeah now or anywhere else yeah no i mean it is but i don't know well maybe maybe it's a timu version well sometimes they're you know they hijack things and uh they don't necessarily follow the exact recipes and it could be could be too powerful too potent or whatever now it may be growing hair like crazy clearly it's growing it on their baby we should get some of that stuff here i wonder i wonder if that cures the the baldness of the baby altogether obviously i've got hair everywhere well i'm just saying i got hair everywhere except the top of my head okay so

as that can happen trust me you uh do a package deal with the Botox. The baby Botox? The baby Botox. Yeah, no, that is, baby Botox is a big thing now to get. You have to. You can't have babies with wrinkles. You just look stupid. All right.

Yeah, no, it's embarrassing to do that. It really is. Now, let's talk about this because I find this fascinating. OnlyFans top earner, her name is Sophie Rain. She says she's a virgin and a devout Christian to boot. She's from Florida. She's 20. She recently let fly with the stunning reveal that she'd pulled down $43 million in a year.

Damn. Without having sex. Without having sex. She said, I'm a year. Damn. Without having sex. Without having sex. She said, I'm a virgin. I'm a virgin to this day. She said, I'm a Christian. I know it seems odd, but I don't do anything else with anyone. I'm only fans.

It's just me. One unnamed, well, it doesn't matter what one unnamed fan said, but she's very popular on TikTok, for example. Her most popular TikTok has 96 million views. What do you think, Christian OnlyFans? Is that fine? Is it possible? Does it matter?

You didn't make 43 million on OnlyFans by being a devout Christian. Well, you don't know. She might have been praying for you while she had her butt in the air. Well, it's... I mean, she could have been. How do you know? How do you know? From OnlyFans? What now?

43 million. That just seems not possible. It is possible. It happened. They track it. I mean, they know what they make they have to pay taxes on that shit so they send them a uh you know a 1099 basically yeah they get a 1099 for 43 million what's the code for that you know because you know you you know

there's there's the code right it's what's your only fan code? Oh, a code. Butt work code. Yeah, like for with the government. Oh, I got you. Like when I was in painting, I had a code, you know, for taxes and registration and all that. I'm not sure they've got a code. Yeah.

That's crazy. Do you think you can be a Christian Only Fan star? Do you think it's fine or do you think it's a challenge? You know, not to sound like a grandpa, but, you know, I've learned in my 28 years that people are going to do what people are going to do. And so I just, you know what I mean? I just let them do their thing, you know? That's too reasonable, Luke, and that's why people like you so much.

That's the real Christian way. Well, I mean, I'm not saying I'm against it. You know, you do you. What you said is not what you're doing. Your mouth is saying one thing and your butthole is on the other. Yeah. You can't say, oh, I'm a Christian and I'm a good person. It could be holy.

Here's the link. You get my point? It's holy. Well, I don't, I mean, maybe it's like nude Bible study, you know, and they're taking her, you know, taking her through the Bible together. She's trying to get rid of lust. I doubt there's anything in the Bible about OnlyFans. Okay, what if she's bent over, right?

And then she reaches back and she pulls what looks like a fortune, but it's a prayer. Aw. And she just reads a little Bible verse. Aw. Or she shoots them out of her hoo-ha. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like ping pong balls. You pick the ping pong ball and one of them has a Bible verse. Or she like shoots them out of her hoo-ha. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like you pick the ping pong ball and one of them has a Bible verse.

Yeah, that'd be great. Is that church enough? I don't know. I mean, I. Hey, there's nothing in the Bible. I mean, in Mary Magdalene, by some accounts, was the lady of the night. Well, clearly. Not everybody agrees with that i don't

know i wasn't there so you know jesus was full support of of sex workers so yeah no i mean clearly he he defended their being rocked yeah i think adolescent baby jesus would have would have been pro only fans adolescent baby jesus baby Jesus. All adolescents are pro-only fans. Every one of them. They're just a walking batch of hormones. Exactly. This is why I pray to adolescent Jesus and not baby Jesus because adolescent Jesus was going through a lot. About 12 and a half to maybe about 14 and a half. don't know if you're gay if you're straight all you know is you just want to rub on something yeah something that ain't you yeah you know anything anybody anywhere just rub on me please that's the jesus i want to play too because that That motherfucker.

We are losing our minds in here today. That guy was going through it. We are losing our minds. Does your cat hate you? No, we're not even doing that. We're not even doing that. I'm done with that. $43 million later, your cat hates you. Yeah, your cat definitely hates you.

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there's a good chance you can get it replaced. And you're going to pay the deductible and nothing else. So maybe, what, $500,000 and you get yourself a $10,000, $15,000, $20,000 roof? Are you kidding me? We have one of Sophie Rain's supporters. Oh, do we? Okay. Well, I'm making an assumption, little doggie. No, I love that.

Yeah, he says that she doesn't even do nudity. Like, she's PG-13. Is she really? Says that she lies and will say in her advertising that she's nude or having sex, but it's a lie. He heard it from a friend's kid. Oh. He heard it from a friend. Nothing like

50 and information. Don't waste your money on that one. She's not naked. No, it's funny, though. This kid is part of that 43 million. Wait till mom's credit card comes in she scammed people out of 43 million as a good christian thank you no she hey you don't know she could be giving that money to jesus we got a comment yeah i see that yeah okay just a comment from uh we just had them on a matter of fact we're're going to be sharing the interview and single from them that they performed live. John Bailey and the Heathen Revolution or Revival.

I mean, Luke Shoemaker helped me promote a single using public urination, it says. So the other day when I was in town, me and Alex and his girl Katie all went to go get dinner. And afterwards uh Alex had to take a leak and so he's he just opens up his truck door so nobody sees him yeah and just does his business and so I pull my phone out and I'm like new single by John Bailey that's great that is great that is awesome man now that that is that you know that video probably would be great to use believe it or not oh they put it on tiktok yeah no that's exactly what you would do yeah that's i would have absolutely have done that that's how those viral things happen

man uh what's the the coolest viral video that you you know you stuck with you over time everybody has one at least that sticks out to them they're like man i always love to watch it i've gotta think um like funny or just cool doesn't matter yeah um i gotta think think about it uh about you here what's the question yeah no that's good that's good what's a viral video that sticks out to you that you remember and you're like, man, I love that video. I've watched it maybe a hundred times. The funniest one that I remember was not a video. It was a picture.

Okay. And it was a coworker. When we worked at McCormick. Okay. He was the skinny guy. Okay. Dark filler. And he's in a hotel room taking a picture he got his muscles up you know and the girls behind him in the mirror and he don't see that they put that on the web it was everywhere I did I didn't see the picture

from him I seen it on the web and screenshotted it and sent it to him. I'm like, is this you? He's like, man, where'd you get that? Oh, no, they posted it on. She was a heavy woman and it was just, it was awesome. I thought it was great. God love him. That's awesome.

That's amazing. Yeah, that's great. That's great. How about you, Amanda? Viral videos that stick out. That's great. How about you, Amanda? Viral videos that stick out.

I mean, honestly, there's only two things pop into my mind. One is my friend, Lucy, who went viral during COVID. She had a COVID baby, and there was some, you know, hashtag trend going on of, you know, ugliest baby contest. And she went viral. She went viral. I mean i'm a real talk reese was ugly af when she was born she just was hideous baby hideous hideous baby sorry reese and lucy went viral for this video and um and i thought that was hilarious and then i was thinking about after um after taylor hawkin died and they were doing the tribute concert or whatever, and his son was up there playing drums on My Hero.

That's cool, yeah. Those are the two things that popped into my mind. Oh, those are good ones. Because that made me cry. Taylor. I think I finally remembered it. Okay, what is it? So there's a YouTube guy, and he does TikTok and all that stuff too,

but his name is Ross Creations. Okay. he does like pranks and all this stuff and uh he hired a plumber to come over to his house and what he did he uh he took the lid of the toilet off and he took a dump in that part of the toilet and then oh in the back on it oh my god and he he cooked like a uh a batch of cookies put them on a cookie sheet and he put those on the sink but he took a dump in the sink too and just had the cookie sheet covering the dump there and he calls the plumber my toilet screwed up and so this plumber comes in and he's like trying to figure it out then he opens this lid and just sees a log oh no oh my god and then the whole time this dude's offering him cookies and all that and finally he

oh no the funny thing was the plumber was the nicest guy the whole time in the video like didn't get mad at him. He didn't. He wasn't like, man, what's wrong with you, dude? And this is the same dude that, like, he filled up his computer with beans and then hired an IT guy to, like, come over to his house. That's kind of funny. Yeah. I do like some of the funny pranks. I want to see that. Yeah.

I want to see that. It's Ross Creations. Did the IT guy, like, lose his shit? Oh, yeah. He got super, super like pissed and everything of course he did they're twisted a little tight well you know i see sometimes you know some of these videos where you know the creator has a lot of money or sponsors and so they'll do things to people that you know like one of them was the dude's car mr beast just you know the guy didn't

even know they're they're setting up some kind of thing where they're going to shoot at these things out in the you know the field and the guy doesn't realize till he starts lifting up he's got his car from the parking lot lifts it up and they're going to start shooting projectiles at it and this guy's like wait that's my car man and they blew his car up they literally blew his car up and uh and they lower it down this guy's like, wait, that's my car, man. And they blew his car up. They literally blew his car up. And they lower it down. This guy's like beside himself. And then they gave him another car.

You know, but I was like, man, you know, it's still, you know, it's kind of violating. You know, you freak out. You lose your mind. You know, that's what they did to Ross, too. Someone finally pranked him back. Yeah. They took his minivan and flipped it upside down and put it in the same parking spot that it was in while he was in i love that you see that just making it upside down is hilarious by itself because you just walk around like what

that's crazy man i keep on trying to tell patrick that we need to get him to film some pranks and content yeah no we're getting ready we we've just started talking about um this week gunner and i have been working on a couple things behind the scenes where we can start doing some fun content things that you know will air during the show and and otherwise on uh videos should we be concerned there's one that i pitched him that i think is pretty funny yeah no i think it's great i don't don't tell anybody though don't tell anybody because somebody will steal that idea it's so simple but it's so good man uh my favorite viral video uh right now is uh because when i recently saw and i'm still watching it i probably watch it right now once a week because it's so funny to me and that's not my chair not my problem it's the lizard the mushroom guy that they they made a video with

and they uh made him a cartoon lizard i think it may even go back to the vine days but it's hilarious man it's it's just weird wacky wild and uh my wife had put it on for me when i was uh in daycare mode recently yeah and uh it just was so good i i still think about it makes me laugh every time i think about it again i just start laughing going yeah that was a good night a lot of fun yeah do you have to talk and all that yes of course i do so there's a you know nutter butter the candy bar yeah of course yeah they have a tick tock page and it's the most cursed thing you'll ever see really if you If you get bored, you got to just. Over at Nutter Butter?

Yeah, it's straight brain rot. People are like just going, doing stupid things. Oh, I can't even describe it. Like there's not a way to articulate like. I have to look at this now. Words being used. I'm intrigued. Hold on.

Yeah, please. Illuminate us. I'd like to know more. Please. I don't know what the unforgivable videos are i don't know either uh latasha said i watched a video about people addicted to stealing they can't control themselves they say yeah kleptomania oh my what the hell is that they are on acid oh i'm here oh yeah no they definitely are there i don't know who they're appealing to but it ain't people that are sober yeah that is great no you'll be lost over there for a while

yeah down the rabbit hole weird that's nutter butter on tiktok oh it's like the nutter butter page like it's something who owns nutter butter is it some wacko out of denmark or something does that looks like some kind of wacky Danish stuff. That's the funniest thing ever. Hola, amigos, Kevin said. John Bailey said, by the way, when you do that and you poop in the back part, it's called an upper decker. Mondelez International.

So I own stock in that company. Thank you, Nutter Butter. Mondelez International. Mondelez, yeah. You own stock in that company. Thank you, Nutter Butter. Mondelēz International. Mondelēz, yeah. You own stock in that? I do. Oh, really? Yeah, so my grandmother, you know, didn't make you cookies or hug you or, you know,

tell you how proud she was of you. She gave you stock. Oh, I wish I had that, Grandma. So thank you, Grandma. Yeah, thank you. Yeah, it took me years to, you know, really, truly, honestly understand. I would have took ass whoopings every day to get that in. That was her love language for that.

I'm grateful. No, my dad, when he died, when he left, bills. Bills. That was it. Just some bills. Can you pay my bills? Yeah, yeah. This is Bob.

Hi. Bob has no arms. Who's there? Well, it's not Bob. That's a fair statement. So, Luke, tell us about some other exciting stories from the road and from writing and from, you know, some of your, you know, friends in the rock business, things like that, that have been really interesting as you're coming up. Let's think about that for a second. I, well, there's been a couple of different things.

Well, funny enough um you know my guitar player kellen he plays in memphis like i said earlier and they just announced a show over at the hall and what's funny about that is like a year or two ago we were having lunch at chipotle one day we were just like talking about what spots in little rock like to play at and all that he had never heard of the hall before and so i told him to him and so you know it was funny seeing that pop up and all that but i think probably in recent like kind of memory you know hanging out with corey taylor was pretty cool um that was over at louder than life and you know that was my first time meeting him and all that yeah that was super super sick so you said y'all when you hung out with them y'all y'all just like

went to eat or just hanging out basically, right? Or is that someone else? Well, so that was with Chad from OK. Yeah. With Corey, it was a little bit more of kind of like a little bit crazier of a day because it was at Louder Than Life, which is like a big like radio festival. Yeah. And he was literally flying in from somewhere in California, I think. And so he flew in just a couple of hours before their performance. And so we had just kind of a little you know, a little window of time,

but even just that window was super, super sick. But yeah, man, it's been great. You know, dude, like being a national man, you just run into so many different people and like, you just never know who you're going to run into any given day. I ran into Marcus King last week. Yeah. Yeah.

You just, you never know who you run into. Now, when you see these folks, you just see them or do you or do you fan a little bit and go, hey, how you doing, or I love your music or anything, or do you just move on? Well, it depends on the vibe. Most times, like, you know, people in Nashville are so kind of accustomed to seeing people out that most times. Kind of like New York. Yeah, you don't really bother them.

Like, the unspoken rule is, like, if you see they have their kids with them, you definitely don't bother them. You just leave themoken rule is if you see they have their kids with them, you definitely don't bother them. You just leave them alone, do their thing if they have their kids with them. Yeah. You know, if you're backstage at a show and you run into someone, it's normal to go up and introduce yourself, but not in a fanboy kind of way because that can kind of kill the vibe. You know what I mean?

Even though they appreciate it still, when you're meeting some of these people, just having the dynamic of meeting them like a normal person like me and you talking yeah it's like real real it's a cool thing it's i i think it's an interesting thing too because celebrities believe it or not even though they're celebrities and that's what they wanted a lot of times the last thing they want to talk about is being a celebrity yeah straight up you know they just want to be have conversations that don't involve well tell me about this or tell me about or what about this what about you know what i mean it's just they just want to be normal folks and feel normal a

little bit they do enough interviews like yeah you know kind of one of the unspoken rules backstage is like you just don't talk music when you're backstage like yeah if you run into one of those dudes like talk about literally anything else anything but music yeah like you know like you know there was one time that the first big band i ever met was stained okay and you know it was at you know a certain spot that we all used to go to and um uh it was uh um like aaron sat down next to me and i was like man i'm you know i'm really excited for the show tonight and he's like thanks dude i want to talk about anything other than music let's talk about stuck garden duck hunting okay okay and so i kind of learned from them and you know yeah that's interesting that's that's what he said let's talk about duck hunting yeah wow every year to go duck

hunting i didn't know that yeah dude it's like the duck hunting capital of the world apparently well i know a lot of people come there but you know it's amazing when you think about how many celebrities do come in and out of Arkansas and you never even know that they're here. I'll tell you one thing. The Capitol Hotel downtown is where a lot of times celebrities will stay when they come here and they do it because those folks understand discretion like nobody else. They are built around that model

that nobody's gonna know nobody's gonna see you we've got an entrance for you otherwise that is not accessible to everyone else you know uh yeah they i remember when we were at riverfest uh one of the last years that it was done. And there was a shooting that happened. I don't know that anybody got hurt, but somebody was shooting a gun. And we were walking, we were coming back. We had parked at the Capitol Hotel because I kept, I had a relationship with them at that time. Because I put a lot of comedians there when they would come in and down to perform and so you know we're standing out front there talking to the the door guy or

whatever the shots happen listen that guy because everybody started yelling and running uh that guy grabbed us like we were uh bill and hillary clinton and said come on and and all of a sudden i'm being dragged and we're running. I don't even know, you know, what's going on yet. You know, I don't know if he saw something I didn't, but this is just their protocol. And they took us down under this tunnel through this thing up, back up the backside and, and, and, and came out the backside of the parking lot where somebody else was pulling my vehicle up wow yeah and they're like there you go get out of here man get out of here i was like holy shit this is what happens

when you're cool oh yeah like yeah like in nashville there's a whole like i don't know if they call it like tunnel system or whatever but like you know the cmas were just last week right and they're over at bridgestone but there's like music city center and that's where they all pull up to go there but there's a way that they go under yeah yeah they found out huh in alaska they have a rental car place called rent-a-wreck okay they got pictures of all the famous people on the walls in there that come in and rent cars from them yeah like burt reynolds pulling up in a 92 station wagon that's great man and it'd be pretty smart i mean honestly if you're a celebrity and you want to go unnoticed buy a piece of shit or rent a piece of shit car that nobody's gonna

who's gonna look for a celebrity in a piece of shit you know ford station wagon nobody that's the idea yeah that's no that's brilliant that really is brilliant uh they you know they had tunnels to come to find out from the playboy mansion uh they had tunnels there for people to come in and out of the playboy mansion celebrities undetected for them ditty parties you know that's that's where that's the og ditty party there yeah no telling what was happening there you know i mean i don't think their drugs were were secretive you know those were probably just out to smoke i think they were on tables and stuff yeah ladders and what they were quite open about they were probably bringing plates around like my buddy was in high school here you go yeah back in our legends days yeah back in the legends days is that what we call it the legends no when i worked at legends like oh

okay like i was gonna say i didn't feel like a legend in high school, but maybe you did. I think it's retrospective. Yeah, probably is. Probably is, yeah. What did you like when you were in high school? Did you like going to school, man? You know what? No, I hated school.

I didn't even go to high school. No? No. Okay. Well, that's good. You got out of there before it was too late. That's smart. You escaped.

Yeah. Yeah, no, no. That's great. And escaped. Yeah. Yeah. No, no. That's great. And look at you now. You're the co-owner of Legion Scaffold, baby. Look at you now, huh? Heck yeah. Amanda, were you, did you love school or no?

I did until I got a night job. Until you got a night job. Yeah. What night job did you have when you were in school? P's and Q's. What is P's and Q's? Is that a strip club? It is a strip club.

How were you in school? This was back in the day. This was in the day. You could do that. This was the late 90s, bro. You could do that in the 90s, couldn't you? Yeah, in the late 90s you could do that, especially whenever your boss a copy of your driver's license yeah not to see it yeah hold on though so i know that they couldn't go but the dudes in your school did they know i didn't have dudes in my school you didn't have

dudes in your school where were you going mount saint mary oh wow you were double dude yeah i went to the all girls heaven and a little hell wow that is amazing yeah so did the guys over at the other one no maybe i don't know they were too young to get out they couldn't get in to get in wow what a down low secret that had to be for a lot oh god i felt so cool did you i was a legend what about you well you are a legend what about you did your parents have any idea my um my mom worked you know um like a 7 30 a.m shift and so she i mean she just was in bed and i mean so nobody knew nobody knew and they did, it was a head in the sand kind of situation. Like, let's not look at it. Let's not address it.

Like being a drug dealer. Yeah. Pretty par for the course in my family is like, we don't talk about it. We still know. Yeah, exactly. Until something happens and we got to get a lawyer, you know. We blame everybody else. Yeah. Oh yeah. Absolutely. Yeah. Yeah. Or at least, yeah. I mean, my mom my mom was my biggest enablers I love her I love you mama if you're on here um I'll see you later that's a wild story that you know I I thought I was bad because I was smoking weed when I was 17 I mean you I was working in say bad but you know if you're 16 17 working in a strip club it probably not optimum. Yeah. To be honest with you.

No, 100. In life. But now you did develop some skills, though. Oh, so many skills. So, so many skills. But, I mean, this was something that I knew I wanted to do. Yeah. I absolutely knew I wanted to do.

When I was probably 12. Well, about 12 or 13 years old, I'm at home on like a Saturday afternoon, right? And, you know, back in that day, folks, you didn't have streaming, you didn't have on-demand or anything like that. You watched what was on. You had the shit that was on and that was it. And there was a movie on called So I Was a Playboy Playmate or something like that. Okay.

And it was a story of three different women who, you know, one was a lawyer CPA, one was a professor, and one was a stay-at-home mom. And, you know, they were all in these, you know, one was a lawyer CPA, one was a professor and one was a stay at home mom. And, you know, they were all in these, you know, pigeonholed into these identities and da da da da. And then they end up posing for Playboy. There was like open calls for, you know, models.

And I watched that movie and I was like, I want to do that. I mean, the very first legal tattoo i got uh nope wasn't even legal that's a lie because i got it like 17 okay i got a playboy bunny on my ankle because i was like and i was at work that day and i walked next door to santa cruz tattoo because they were next door to us and god you know we were slow at the the club and went and got a playboy bunny tattoo uh-huh and where's this where was this at p's and q's by the way uh crystal hill road oh this is north little rock area yeah okay okay wow it's not there anymore no i i clearly was miss kitties

at one point i do remember that that was p's and q's okay Okay, okay. Now I know we still have, I think the paper moon is still there, right? Yeah. Okay, and then you have visions. Is that, and then there's one in Hot Springs, I know. Is that it, or are there more? There's Centerfolds and French Quarter in Hot Springs. Oh, in Hot Springs. There's two in Hot Springs. Yeah, they get buck naked there. They do. That's a BYOB spot. Yeah, they get naked. They are nakey nakey. You want to know their zodiac sign, you'll see it. Illusions,

Peppermint Hippo, Paper Moon, and I think that's... That's pretty much it. There used to be one in North Little Rock over 70s, I think, called Foxy's or something. Oh, the Foxy's.

Yeah. Yeah. It's still there. Is it? Yeah. It's a strip club? Yeah. Really?

No, it's not. Yes, it is. Is it? I mean, I doubt it shut down in the past, you know, four years. We can Google that. Anybody know? Come on. Y'all know.

Y'all know. I don't. Oh, Susan knew where it was. Yeah. Across from Wild River Country. You show right, girl. What was your stage name? I'm just kidding. y'all know y'all know i i don't know susan knew where it was yeah across from wild river country you show right girl what was your stage name i'm just kidding uh what was your stage name let's see what uh let's see what the people are saying here real quick um let's see uh oh uh mike said he got bonds from his granny

oh susan briggs i know susan she's a nice lady i'm sure she is yeah i believe her i know her Mike said he got bonds from his granny. Oh, Susan Briggs. I know Susan. She's a nice lady. I'm sure she is. I believe her. I know her. Her and Erin. Yeah, they're good folks.

They closed this year. Did they really? Which one? Foxy's? Okay. So now I can say what I wanted to say, which is I always understood that was not where the better dancers went. No.

That you weren't considered a very great dancer, or you didn't stay there long, if you always understood that was not where the better dancers went. No. That you weren't considered a very great dancer or you didn't stay there long if you were. Even their A squad was like another, you know, club C squad. It was like a C minus squad. Yeah. Yeah. In the 70s we had the A squad and the B squad, which was basically, you know, day shift and night shift.

All right. So, so clearly, you know, you've, you've had a copious amount of time in um exotic entertainment venues so what are you really giving me i thought you were talking no no i'm talking to you i've not been dancing yeah yeah nobody wants to see you dance um yeah so tell me at least two or three wild stories crazy things that happened that you saw when you were there. So when I worked at primetime for it being such a prime time, I forgot when it was called the prime time, baby,

man, it was amazing. Like I always bring the porn stars over there. I was going to tell you. Okay. Okay. The porn stars that come out there, like they would come and have the feature,

you know, and the porn star and they got like this room in the back and whatever. But I mean, there, like, they would come and have a feature. You know, and the porn star, and they got, like, this room in the back and whatever. But, I mean, they, those were always just a lot of fun. They never really did anything. I think we had Gorgeous George. We had Gorgeous George. Yes, we had Gorgeous George come. That was probably the last one that I saw.

And she was the best one. She actually danced. She actually had a routine. It was fantastic. So what did most of them just came and sat and signed autographs they'd get up there and they would just take something off you know take their clothes off okay and they'd like sit in front of people and like rub their tits and something and they'd come out and have drinks sign um whatever her i didn't even say a bad word

no i know you did great it was because i I did those. They would sign, you know, whatchamacallits and everything. Yeah. Man, the dope dealer lived out the back door. So, you know, the way it was set up, we had our dressing room. And when you came out of the dressing room to turn to go out to the bar, if you just kept going straight to the emergency exit that had no siren on it you would keep walking straight to the dope dealer's house so like oh he had a house back there we just live man what a smart dope dealer yeah straight up like i i mean i'm grateful to be sober today i have 100 but i had a lot of fun like we oh god bless america now you had a lot of fun i'm not condoning the use of

methamphetamine what about people uh acting up though at the strip club there would be people that would like to throw change change who's gonna throw change at a street somebody wanting to get clocked upside the head with an ashtray that's what would happen like you throw any change we're throwing ashtrays at you yeah I threw a beer bottle at somebody at Visions because they threw some change at the girl that was before me

and I was I mean I'm on like day two or day three and we're drinking Jaeger and doing blow and I was like let's go I'm red dye and I mean and I just actually doing blow. And I was like, let's go. I'm red dye. And I mean, and I just actually didn't throw it. I kicked it.

It was a full beer. It just been set down. I'm like, I'll spin it. They asked me to go home that night. Did they? Yeah. Because the beer hit him? Yeah. Yeah.

Pretty good. It was a foot from him. Oh, so you, you, you feel go kicked it into his beer straight to his face. Oh, wow you Phil-go kicked it into him. I kicked his spear straight into his face. Oh, wow. Don't throw change at my girls. Uh-uh. Never. Never.

And there was one that we had at Legends. Okay, this is before we, this is, yeah. Plenty up top. Did you ever see her? No. Anybody? Plenty up top. No, I haven't.

I'll bring you a picture next time I come through. But, I mean, I'm going to blow your mind. She had very large breasts. Oh, shocking. I'm shocked by this. And we were all living at Colony West Apartments. So, me, the baby daddy. We don't have a baby yet.

But, me and him. And then, you know, Brown. And basically, like, everybody that worked at Legends and a couple of regulars all lived at Colony West. Okay. And so, Plenty up top stayed, you know, obviously, at Mike's. And so, she wants to go to the pool. Okay. The swimming pool, yeah.

And they asked to borrow a bathing suit from me. It's like, I don't. I don't have the same amount up top you do is what I'm trying to tell you. Yeah. So, she ends up wearing, like, something don't. I don't have the same amount up top you do is what I'm trying to tell you. Yeah. So she ends up wearing like something I would used to strip in. And this is an apartment complex. Yeah. There are children about.

Yeah. And I mean, her chest was easily. And I assumed that the whatever she was wearing probably wasn't even barely covering anything yeah i mean it barely covered anything on me let alone her you're right blessed always some good times i always say i love when i see the swimsuits now the the popular trend it looks like they're too small yeah on the top it just it's like a square that covers the nipples and that's it and i'm like really that's a swimsuit now when when i worked in memphis um so remember when metallica's video for turn the page

and he's got the lady in it oh yeah like okay her she was there she was there performing she was their feature yeah i thought i thought that was the coolest thing ever like some chick from a music video from metallica's that's cool is here and i was like this is the coolest thing ever it is i do this for the rest of my life like tani katan showing up yeah so cool yeah that's great that's some of my stories all right uh susan said no stage name just she had a girlfriend yeah a friend. A friend girl. A friend girl? There's a difference between girlfriend and friend girl.

What's the difference? I don't know. Well, there is one. Okay. Speaking of comments on here, too, Galen, I just saw where you commented on here. I miss you, buddy. Love you, dude. Oh, what up?

What up? What up, Galen? Yeah. Yeah. He's with the Darf from day one. Yeah. You've met Galen. I know Galen. Galen Klein? Yeah. Yeah, of course I do. He's aen i know galen yeah yeah of course he's a real one man i miss you he's a real one yeah yeah for real

yeah all right all right let's see we've got just a couple minutes left here so let's uh let's do this before it's too late Listen up now, I'll tell you a story Without a doubt, it's kind of gory It's the worst news you could ever hear Things just like this make you fear Lying lunched on a dumb guy's knee Or a big hard fork drowned in some honey Why you laughing? Why you laughing? This dude, that's this dude right here, y'all.

That's this dude. Ringtone. That's this dude right here. Hell yeah. That's that dude. Callback songs. Yeah, that's that dude right there, y'all. He might group you one.

We all just need to be listening to luke all the time if y'all aren't following him on the the all the things do it yeah no you're rude this is the this is the nightmare story right here this is the id channel story these are the stories that parents it's just the worst you could imagine a colombian school bus driver allegedly there's no allegedly here abducted a seven-year-old girl held her captive for more First, you could imagine a Colombian school bus driver allegedly, and there's no allegedly here, abducted a seven-year-old girl, held her captive for more than a decade until she escaped earlier this year. The suspect, Carlos Higuita, is now facing charges of kidnapping,

a lot of charges, okay? You know all the kind of charges. Okay, well, how long would they lock him up? They should kill him. I don't know. Oh, I know they the kind of charges. How long would they lock him up? They should kill him. I don't know. Oh, I know they should kill him. This is a different place, so I'm not sure. Columbia, they probably have killed him already.

The man who worked as a school bus driver detained a seven-year-old girl in early 2012, took her to a house in the city center. He psychologically manipulated and assaulted her, made her believe that behavior was normal. During the girl's captivity, her name was changed. She was taken to various buildings in the city. She was kept out of school. When she turned 16, she complained about the treatment she got. And in retaliation, she was locked up in a house from which she managed to escape in February of this year.

Twelve years later, she finally escaped. Mr. Higuita was arrested by the national police. During the preliminary hearings, he didn't accept the charges, meaning he said he was not guilty. But he's clearly guilty and uh if he's not dead now i'm sure he will be soon he didn't accept the charges like no yeah that's pretty much i don't accept this no yeah it's always weird when when you know you see him not guilty it's like you got caught with her her yeah and there's no not guilty here we saw you on camera man yeah yeah but that's that's a nightmare story for a parent i mean that i mean that is terrible just to even imagine that him yeah that was yeah uh former my chemical

romance drummer found dead in his tennessee home i about that. Yeah, man. Bob Breyer, 44. He joined the rock band back in 2004. Longest drummer on record for the band, by the way. He had last been seen alive November 4th. It replaced the original drummer. But the cause of death is not available. But Animal Control was called to the house to take away two dogs. They said the body was

pretty badly decomposed they don't expect foul play so i would guess in all likelihood he probably od'd or or some kind of health issue that caused heart failure or something and maybe an aneurysm yeah i mean it could be it could be i don't want to you know what maybe it wasn't an od that seems likely but it may not be you know may not be sad that that's like always kind of the first thing you think about well if you die alone by yourself and you hadn't been found i mean it's you know typically you're 30 years old yeah i mean most most people that age have a lot of friends and people hanging around them especially if you're a rock star.

So to go that long probably means you've alienated a lot of people around you. That's sad. Or they thought you were somewhere else on vacation. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, I guess that could be. All right, and let's see if there's one more here. No, I don't think there is one more I want to do. So we'll wrap that up and uh hold on

for men when choosing a restaurant ask her what she wants and then gently suggest somewhere with burgers beer and tv yeah who has given him some hooters this has been manners for men hooters that's great that's great yeah have you thought of the coolest line you've written or the coolest line you've you've heard you know i was thinking about it i think i've i've got it so i uh i'll drop a little sneak peek on some new vr stuff oh so there's a uh there's a song that is going to be on the next batch of stuff for Vantage Ruins, and it's called Everywhere Nowhere. And the story from that one is I was on Broadway one day, hanging out with a big group of my friends, and one of my friends, Bridget, was there.

And she said, man, it feels like I've been everywhere and nowhere all at once. And I was like, oh, my God, that's a song right there. And I wrote the song about trying to encapsulate what anxiety feels like yeah in the moment that you're feeling it and i heard her say that i'm like that's a damn song yeah that's great i was like i'm gonna use it and so the the chorus is everywhere and nowhere at once standing still with a mind on the run and like it keeps on going that's a good line standing still with a mind on the run yeah that's a real good line right there man and so like i'll let y'all hear it whenever we're off and all that but uh but no that that's one that i'm i'm really really stoked for because

it's just it's it's got a similar feel to the one that i let you hear in the truck yeah but it's it's i i here's the problem i have with the one i hear in the truck. I need to hear it more, and I can't. I'll send it to you. Yeah, that'd be awesome. That'd be great. Yeah, no, I keep, in my head, I think I got the words wrong. I don't know. I'm still singing it. But I'm not sure I'm even close anymore.

So, yeah, I would love, man, it's that, I'm telling you, you'll want it too. As a matter of fact, I'm probably going to have to give him money when he sends it to me, I imagine. As far as the song I wish I had wrote, though, there's two that come to mind. Lifeline by Bad Wolves. That will forever be one of my all-time favorite songs. Oh, it's so good. It was the first one they had with D.L. on vocals in the band after their lineup changed and all that.

Oh, yeah, they're great. They were just in town. And then a newer song that just come out that i'm i'm so jealous i didn't write three days grace just dropped their first single with both vocalists yeah with adam and the new guy and it's called mayday and it's it's killer it was them and howard benson and all the guys over at judge and jury and i had been like i'd been hearing through the grapevine for about the past two years that adam was eventually gonna like work his way back yeah and like so i knew it was coming and even with

knowing it was coming before they announced it i still wasn't ready for how good the song was i'm gonna have to i haven't heard that one yet but i'm getting ready to go listen to it oh it's so good it's it's it's both adam and matt like like matt's not leaving the band and adam right and they're going to do the two singer thing and thing. And that's real interesting, too, to be able to incorporate both of them. And look, I mean, let's be honest. They probably have enough money to do that. So that's cool. And, I mean, they both have, I mean, just a stupid amount of number ones

under both their belts. So it's like, and they all get along, so why not? So their egos aren't involved. Exactly. That's amazing. Yeah, like, you know, Adam had all his hits. Matt had all his hits. You can't imagine Sammy and Dave sharing a stage with Van Halen.

You know what I mean? That's not going to happen. That was straight up. I watched Joe Dirt this weekend. Did you? Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I love it.

Yeah, who was it that was here just the the other day was saying they liked uh the van hagar version better and i was like oh that's interesting you know and so it's real interesting but that's what he grew up with you know uh i just i love sam i do i i think it's amazing i just i don't it's the keyboardy part of it is a little much for me at that era. Eddie's son, Wolfgang, his band. Oh, they're so good. He's amazing. Oh, my goodness. I mean, he's kind of like you.

He plays everything. Oh, thanks, dude. Yeah. I mean, but you do. You play everything except what, drums? Yeah, God didn't want me to use my hands and feet. Me either, man. I tried out for drums in school and was told I didn't have any rhythm.

Yeah. Uh-oh. But no, Wolfie kills it on his stuff though and he actually funny enough uses ultra bridges producer and all that stuff so it's and they they're like creed and seven dust and wolfie all those guys are on the same management like it's all just super small world yeah how is his um you know obviously he's playing you know big places but are they are they progressing to headliner status? Are they headliner status now?

They're definitely headliner status in something like The Hall. Right, right, right. He's already had multiple Grammy nods with the band being super new. But he needs a couple more big hits that really mainstream out. Yeah, it's not a question of like caliber of talent or anything like that it's more so just about like having that one song to break out that yeah you know because like it's funny i'm i'm friends with all the dudes in tantric and yeah they had the one song breakdown like forever ago yeah but they're still out like they just did

creed cruise this past summer tantric somehow correct me if i'm mistaken i may be tantric and days of the new there isn't there a connection there somehow there might be i don't know it myself only because the guys that i think tantric's been through a ton of lineup changes yeah right of course they have yeah and so the guys that i know are some of the newer guys in the band okay so i you know i don't know of it myself. I want to say that maybe there is some correlation between the early Tantric and Days of the New. I don't remember, but Days of the New had that one massive, massive hit song. I'm trying to remember the name of it off the top of my head. I'm not, but it's damn good.

But anyway, I digress. What's going on at the break room today? Anything today? Nothing's going on today. I am not open today. I'm spending the day with my mother oh well that's lovely that's lovely what are you uh y'all got big plans um together no we oh no we uh hey mom yeah no it's uh we always spend the third and the fourth together. The third is my brother's birthday, and the fourth is the anniversary of his death. So I think we're going to get our nails done, mani-pedi, just really spending time together.

We don't put a lot of parameters on it. It's just like be together and support each other. I think that's great, though. That's awesome. I'm not sure what Reggie's talking about on the thingy. Hold on. Let me look super fast. I'm not trying to get you, Reggie.

I just don't know what you're talking about. Oh, I don't know either, Reggie. How y'all maintain the podcast? Reggie, I don't know. You're going to have to. Those are some great words that you're typing. Make them cohesive for me. They need to work together. Yeah, I don't know. You're going to have to, those are some great words that you're typing. Make them cohesive for me. They need to work together.

Yeah, have them work together. He says he can taste the pumpkin pie 2025. I don't know. Yeah, I don't know what pumpkin pie you're talking about. But, hey, I wish I could. And maybe you're thinking something that I enjoy. Oh. You know what I mean?

Hey, that pumpkin pie is awesome. Yeah. It's the best pumpkin pie in the world. Keep eating it. I love it. All right. What about you? What's going on with you today, man?

Work, work, work. Scaffolds. Lots of scaffolding going on. Scaffold the world. All right. I heard y'all were doing some scaffolding on a dam area, working on one of those. Is that correct? It is correct.

We're up in Warsaw, Missouri. Yeah. Working on a dam over there. What dam is that i believe it's the truman dam okay that's a pretty big uh dam isn't it i'm actually not sure okay i didn't go to that one okay all right and what are you gonna be doing today uh you know really it's gonna be hanging out with just kind of the fam today i uh i wasn't expecting to come back into town but we had a passing in the family and all that. So I got to head to Tulsa tomorrow to go for the funeral and all that stuff. But

since I'm in town today though, you know, hang out with the fam, maybe catch up with a couple of friends. I got to see, you know, Alex and his girl last night. That was cool. And so, yeah, just kind of take it easy. All right. Well, uh, I'm going to do, uh, imagine this real estate. Yeah. Yeah. That's exactly right. Uh. If you're looking for a house, if you want to sell a house, why don't you call me? Why don't you reach out to me? 501-575-5485. Or you can message or you can email. Listen, I want to help you out and I'll do a good job for you. Just reach out to me, but now it's time to go. So we'll see you next time y'all love you bye