Patrick and the People - 12/5/2024 Patrick and the People - LIVE!

Episode Date: December 6, 2024

Guests: Nathan Kirby, Matthew Orton, Rich Rockwell, Jimmy Buffet, Jerad Harrison, and XFL Jim

you You Well, no, they're one of the people Nobody breaks us, nobody made us And no one can take this cause we got their fix We are the people, we are the people We are the people, don't mess with us Let's go Alright, good morning, it is Patrick and the people And it is Thursday, is that right? Is it Thursday? It is Thursday.

Man, Thursday. And I'm going to tell you what, you're going to want to stick around to the end of this show. I lost a bet to this guy. Go blue? Yeah, because of course, there was no way Ohio State was going to lose that game favored by 23, right? Yeah. I mean, they're at least not going to miss two field goals. I know that, right? Of course they did. Or throw an interception. Yeah, that means that I get body slammed into a table at the end of the show. So you probably want to stick around for that. Well, let me introduce to you the cast today. To my right, right, Matt Speck. Yeah, that's right. The owner of Drunken Cryptids, the award-winning podcast, we can say now, right?

We sure can, the award-winning. That sounds good, doesn't it? It does. It feels great. I'm not going to lie. It's still surreal. I know it does, man. It's got to. Now, if you don't know, he is a Bigfoot hunter and enthusiast, and that and all things supernatural, really, right? Right. Okay, all right. And, of course, you know him you love him the bruce buffer of little rock it's uh my boy rich yes sir good morning how's everybody doing and i heard you got a burger

named after you now yeah uh the uh old barge there in north little rock uh paul the chef we were goofing off this where i had the fan club at for that yeah right right and me and him were goofing off about a month ago and i was like dude you should do a burger and he goes all right so he got a hold of me yesterday and said come down try it and they yeah they made the cheeseburger called the drunk encrypted that's awesome man so what's uh what's on it everything it's got a fried egg it's got two patties it's you know i mean he made this awesome like jam sauce and threw it on there and okay fries with it yeah and it's on my facebook page it is well that sounds like something i need to try oh it's amazing it's all amazing. Well, come out Sunday. Join us for the year.

Okay. And to my left here is first appearance on the show, and I'm super excited, is an Arkansas legend, MMA guy, and an actor, and a lot more, Nathan Kirby. How are you? Good, my man. I'm so good. I'm so excited to be on.

Man, I am so glad to have you here, man. You've been very, very busy. It has been a busy year. It's been an awesome year, though, hasn't it glad to have you here. Man, you've been very, very busy. It has been a busy year. It's been an awesome year, though, hasn't it? I'm super blessed. Yeah, we're going to talk a lot about that coming up here very soon. And you're going to want to hear it because I'm going to tell you what, we've been sitting here being dazzled by stories for probably the last 40 minutes

just listening to some of the folks that he's been talking to, working with, things that are going on. It's amazing. But let's get to some news you need uh let's start with those who've outrun the grim reaper um let's start with uh frankie muniz he is uh now he's a race car driver but uh you know him from malcolm in the middle or big fat liar uh he's 39 paula patton, once married to Robin Thicke, 49. Nick Stahl, he played in Terminator 3 and Sin City. He's 45.

Let's see. Gary Allen, 57. Jim Messina, 77. The Goo Goo Dolls' John Resnick's 59. Wow. Man. Comedian Margaret Cho is 59. And that's it.

That's all of those. So here's a little bit of news. President-elect Trump's first network interview since the election this Sunday. It'll be on Meet the Press on NBC. The network says the interview with show moderator Kristen Welker is going to be taped tomorrow, then air Sunday morning. Clips of the interview are going to be released prior. Welker interviewed Trump for NBC News in September of 23,

which ended up being his only network sit-down of the 24 campaign. Another week, another recall. This time, cucumbers sold at Costco, Walmart, Wegmans, and other retailers. You just need to avoid vegetables, people. They're bad for you. Have you learned that yet? I mean, that's where you're getting all the bad stuff um these have uh got selling salmonella contamination at least 26 states five canadian provinces are affected uh the end of the year is approaching that means list lots of lists the ap is joining the fun and with the best movies of 2024 according to them uh you haven't seen any of

them you don't know any of them except the fall guy uh all we imagine is light nickel boys anora i saw the tv glow green border and the fall guy fall guy was pretty good fall guy is great now fall guy is uh is actually above average they did a really good job with that. It's one of the few 80s remakes that they really kept the spirit of. Yeah. Yeah, it was great. So Flavor Flav is talking about a confusing incident at NBC. The rapper went to social media, spilled he was booted out of the Backstreet Boys dressing room at Rockefeller Center's Christmas tree lighting last night.

Said he was invited, but escorted out of the network by staff saying he wasn't supposed to be in that area then on the way out it got weird he said at the same time their social media woman came up and asked to capture social content he added what to ever do to any nbc or anyone all i ever do is try to spread love and joy i think i did that for nbc at the olympics and then yeah that's Flava Flav getting booted out of Backstreet Boys. I mean, you don't want to be kicked out of that. Wow. A CEO of a tech startup has openly said

he's looking for employees willing to work long hours, up to 84 a week. Dash Gupta leads a company called Greptile that focuses on AI and San Fran. He expects his team to be available from 9 a.m. to 11 p.m. at least five days a week, often on the weekends. Man, that's a big ask, isn't it? I mean, damn, man. Let me guess. It starts off at $11 an hour. I'm sure it does. Yeah. Just above minimum.

Right. You know, they really want to help you out. If he's in AI, you think he could just create his own stuff to take care of everything? I mean, wow, yeah. Sounds like he's on the wrong path already. Yeah, right? At 6.45 yesterday morning, man, this is a crazy story. There's a lot to this that's going to be unpacked. I guarantee you this ends up a movie. The UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson was headed into a conference in New York City when a gunman assassinated him. I mean, right there, broad broad daylight man um it was crazy they

said the guy had been waiting around all day they'd seen him around all day uh and he just waited and as soon as dude came out i smoked him man told my wife it was a hit from the very beginning oh yeah he knew it had to be there wasn't a robbery nothing like that that's definitely a hit i don't know did you see him catch his shells he went boom yeah what did he really yeah that's insane yeah no i didn't man if you can do that yeah but did you hear how this how this is all traced back to nancy pelosi no i haven't heard that yet you gotta dig dig into this brother you got to dig in yeah yeah like a rabbit hole we need to dive down well that sounds like one i want to know february it all started back in february when she made some buy again it comes down to stocks oh no shock on that yeah no we we know how that works don't we everybody up there is getting rich right it's for the people though i mean you know right well this show is but rich, right? It's for the people, though. I mean, you know.

Right. Well, this show is, but yeah. Yeah, right. You may have heard that a Chinese hacking company has been spying on text and calls through at least eight major telecommunication company customers, AT&T, Verizon, and Lumen among them. An official said yesterday the hacking, much bigger than revealed to the public includes dozens of countries during the call the deputy national security advisor said that other they don't believe any of the u.s telecoms have eliminated the threat completely so the fbi is saying they use encrypted channels for now uh i don't i don't have any of those in a statement china said it opposes the u.s smear attacks yeah no i understand i'm

sure they do sorry with the balloon i read that i read that article yesterday i saw that as i was scrolling through facebook and i thought really are we like do they not realize that we all know they've been listening to us anyways forever well i mean the only reason that anybody's mad at him is because you're getting in the way of us spying on ourselves. Right, yeah. We're busy doing it. We don't want you here doing it, too. Two kindergarten teachers at a Christian grammar school in Northern California shot yesterday by a gunman. He died from what's believed to be a self-inflicted gunshot wound.

The two boys, five and six, who were shot were taken to the hospital. They were critical. As of last night, the suspected shooter had to meet with an administrator earlier in the day to talk about enrolling a student at the school. They described it as cordial. The sheriff said he had been identified and may have targeted the school because of its affiliation with Seventh Day Adventist Church. That's just terrible, man. Authorities in Unity Township still searching for

a woman in Pennsylvania that they think fell into a sinkhole. They say it's now turned to a recovery operation. They don't think 64-year-old Elizabeth Pollard's alive, but the effort to find her will continue. They've been trying to locate her since Tuesday. They've used thermal imaging cameras, drones, all that. there's a giant hole because there's an abandoned mine beneath it so it sunk in and apparently she was standing in the yard when it happened find her a cracker barrel yeah right that's where she ended up on a cracker bell in china uh let's see there was an immediate outcry of criticism yesterday anthem insurance said they'll cap anesthesia coverage with a time limit

starting February 1st. Don't know what that affects, but it says it won't affect patients under 22 or maternity related care. The price of Bitcoin topped 100,000 for the first time yesterday. It hit, let's see, an over 45% increase since the election. The price of Bitcoin has doubled in the last year. So if we've jumped 45% since the election, I would suspect a lot of people are millionaires now. Yeah, and I would cash that out quickly. Let's see what else. Oh, this is a good story. Afton, Wyoming, 91-year-old Michael Black went missing from his home,

prompted a large search. It spanned multiple states. He's a Korean War veteran, has dementia. He was eventually found at a Salt Lake City bus stop by a missionary and taken to a local shelter. And because of a news segment, his wife recognized him. Wow. And he had been missing for years.

Maybe not years, but he'd been missing for years and um or maybe not years but he'd been missing for a while yeah that's crazy though isn't it uh milwaukee artist tony uh busolashi has turned his love into a into our art into a mission to support people with homelessness over the past seven years the 90 year olds raised a couple hundred grand selling artwork and donating proceeds to St. Ben's Community Mill. They provide food, shelter, all that. He said he was inspired by values instilled in him from childhood. He remains committed, using his talent to fund their efforts and leave an impact on the community. That's pretty amazing. That is.

That's awesome. Axel Rose settled a lawsuit. He's putting the sexual assault lawsuit by Sheila Kennedy behind him. The GNR singer tried to have it dismissed in March, even though he still denies the allegations. He did settle the suit. A key piece of the defense team case was the fact Kennedy talked about the encounter between her and Axl in the documentary Look Away and said she didn't consider it rape and added it was consensual. Okay, so now you're coming back and soon. Okay. Everybody wants a piece, don't they? KFC has celebrated the holidays with their iconic holiday bucket for six decades

with various themes. Buckets of Joy is the new one. it features humor and bold colors uh they've created limited edition streetwear uh collection so if you want the kfc streetwear collection because you like to rock the kfc there you go that's right your kfc drip your gravy drip all right let's do sports maybe shot yeah that's right the lpGA and USGA have updated their gender policies for 2025 season in order to compete professionally in the LPGA or any of the eight USGA women championships. Players must be assigned female at birth or have transitioned to female before going through puberty. These updated policies would rule out eligibility for Haley Davidson. She missed qualifying for the open by one stroke this past season and just missed LPGAQ school policies enacted for 25 after a year of study involving

medicine, science, sports, physiology, and gender policy law. Golf doesn't bother me as much as other ones but i get it yeah i mean i get it you know i mean are they playing from the guy's t-box you know no probably not uh tom brady is uh suggesting a big change uh the conversation continues after the hit against trevor lawrence now they call it a dirty hit here. I don't know that it was. It was a bad hit, but he was sliding. The guy had already come at him. I don't think it was dirty. On Monday, Rex Ryan sounded off about quarterbacks running full speed

and expecting not to get hit, suggesting they should be taught to dive at the ankles instead of sliding. Talking with Colin Coward, Tuesday, Tom Brady suggested penalties or fines against quarterbacks who slide too late and make contact inevitable. So he wants to penalize the quarterback for not doing a better job. There have been references to the Pat Mahomes video against the Lions where defenders appeared to be afraid to hit him while he was running

and mocked like he was going to slide but kept going and squeaked out a few more yards right yeah i remember that quite well do you why don't we just play football yeah i know no there's not that's that's going away you're going to flag football before you know it man that's that's what's going to happen here i'd love to see it go the other way but you know and i guess the bottom line is a you know cte a lot of younger people aren't getting involved now and so i don't know man it's it's a tough one there uh but i'm with you i mean let's play football if you're gonna go play football well the thing is is we've had so much upgrades to the technology of our equipment and we're not wearing leather helmets

anymore that's right i mean we have unbelievable equipment out there that has been crash tested basically like our cars have been yeah you know and these men are running i get at full speed and some of them are 250 pounds but my gosh man we're in here it's one of the most violent combat sports other than mma in the world yeah you know they're giving us new rules right now i mean i you know i i agree with you it's football it is a violent sport. That's why you're paid millions of dollars to do it, honestly. You know, I mean, there's more risk, more reward, right? Exactly.

All right. Stephen A. Smith, arguably the most prolific talking head on ESPN these days, and the contract he'll reportedly get will reflect that. He's negotiating a deal that'll score him 120 mil in six years. When asked, Smith said any of the reports of him and ESPN being on the verge of a deal are fake. Over the summer, another report suggested they'd offer him 12 million a year, along with 4 million for his production company. But needless to say, he's going to be paid, and he'll be paid very well.

All right, let's do something else, shall we? off the store windows will enable you to see her butt. Oh, they're having a sale. This has been Manners for Mood. Fist bump. Dick punch. All right. So we got Nathan Kirby in the house here. And Nathan, some people might shockingly not know you. So let me lay out a little bit of facts.

You have been in the combat sports field in Arkansas for, I don't know, what, 30 years, 20 years? How long? I moved here in 2008. I started here, and my first MMA show that I promoted was 2009, February. Of 2009. Okay. So what is that, 15, 18 years then? Something like that?

Yeah. I'm not doing quick math. So how did you get started in MMA and in sports like that? Honestly, I was born and raised in Iowa, and I started doing traditional martial arts when I was young, karate when I was about 18 years old, taekwondo. And, dude, I remember being in my basement apartment 1993 watching ufc number one really in denver colorado yeah and i said

that i want to do that yeah and then i found taekwondo that was not it taekwondo. That was not it. I didn't know. Okay. And I tell people all the time, I just had this chick come in from Krav Maga. Listen, people don't know what they don't know. Okay. And I try and gently lead them to the dark side. But I started doing taekwondo and I ended up, you know, I fell in love with that. I was hooked. I did it for over a decade and i was a world champion 10-time state champion in iowa man i love kicking people in the face uh love training that sounds awesome people in the face does seem fantastic yeah i got my world champion title but um well i started training mma at a taekwondo school i own a gym below in iowa and above my taekwondo instructor had his school his taekwondo school and i a gym below in iowa and above my taekwondo instructor had his school his taekwondo school and i would go up there once a month with a bunch of guys and we would do

fight night and i literally had a banner posters and an ad in the newspaper that said fight club and i started my club yeah in iowa and uh you'd have a lanyard on and you'd come in and as long as you're within about 15 to 20 pounds i'd match you up according to your lanyard your lanyard and i don't know names i'm just calling out uh 13 versus number seven and they look at their lanyard they go on the floor and they just duke it out and that's how it really started and then i like i need more i need more than this i wasn't getting into doing uh traditional martial arts because i didn't have any wrestling didn didn't have jiu-jitsu. Didn't know what jiu-jitsu was at the time.

I just had just street fighting. I was in a gang and I was homeless. And I got out of that life and got married. But I'm still wanting to beat people up. Yeah, because it's fun. Legally. Legally. And so I ended up finding Miletic's gym.

legally and uh so i ended up finding uh milotic's gym yeah and i went into pat milotic's gym and i got a train with matt hughes and tim silvio broccolis and all those guys yeah and i got beat up by handicapped man i tell people this all the time black belt grown man i would man i'm fighting on the street i got arrested i got arrested for fighting in iowa man i was a hood rat and um i got a homeless man a handicapped man with no legs choked me out what what yeah choking singing rihanna in my ear like it was nothing i was wow wow you know that that shows you what the power of the body can be and the power of leverage and all of that right oh yeah yeah oh yeah i learned quickly and it was i told people it was like this red pill blue pill movement moment that i could go back to and at the time i ended up building three taekwondo schools of my own and i can go back and still teach taekwondo and uh

but there's still a truth that i can't evade yeah that you're gonna get your ass beat by oh my god man and so i went back to Miletic, and I started training, and I started fighting, and then I became a fighter. I remember my debut fight is where I got my nickname, Tasmanian Devil. I've never experienced – I kicked this guy in the face, kicked him in the belly, punched him 34 times, hit him in the face with a knee, and this all happened in 16 seconds, and they threw the towel in. Really?

Wow. I was done and i'm doing this in the crowd yeah oh i bet that was a moment wasn't it oh my gosh i felt amazing yeah it felt amazing so how did you end up here uh well again i was still doing taekwondo at the time yeah i had the mma stuff and so I'm still, I started promoting shows in Iowa. We were talking about emceeing. And I was, I remember emceeing my first show in 2006 in Burlington, Iowa. And I had Matt Hughes showed up.

Tim Sylvie showed up selling shirts, autographs. I had fog. I had smoke. I had pyrogenics. Oh, wow. Off the cage. Flames shooting off the cage that's cool and i'm ladies and gentlemen and i'm doing the announcing my first big show and it's mine and

um then uh the local martial arts organization here in arkansas ata um hired me there are some people that work there and they hired me to come down and uh and i ended up working for their school in cabot and then in Little Rock. Mr. Lee still. That's a whole different podcast. Okay. There is a split that happened. Okay. Because of certain people that they,

they split off to their own martial arts. Okay. Okay. And then the ATA is still here. Headquarters is still here and is now the ATA's eternal grandmaster's son is now the ceo of it okay legit dude they're really cool people but the the people that i came down and worked for they're no longer with them they're fractured off they went to their own thing in 2012 i went to my own thing and i started rock stadium in may so i've been doing mma school for 12 years yeah that's amazing now i remember uh you know the first night your son fought i was there are you serious yeah i was there and and was uh in the booth with you and uh what a what a great fight that was his debut fight

man wait which son well i don't know one of them i didn't know you had two that were fighting well my my oldest son had one fight ever that probably was a high school kid he lost the split decision yeah that was probably him yeah that's colton he yes it was colton yeah he's he's married he's got a son i have a grandkid yeah granddaughter on the way he's a pilot in the navy he's an officer well that's that's a good job too yeah yeah he fought that he fought hard though but he was after that he was like no i'm good i'm good i don't like it like that does no i thought i would but getting hit's not as much fun for me yeah yeah he went navy he did a rotc in high school so how is it you know how many fights would you say you've had in your career um i think 12 total actual fights like sanctioned fights

yeah okay um how how is it that that some people how do you withstand being hit full strength by another man and and continue to move forward how do you overcome the pain how do you overcome the disorientation how do you accept that and still move forward great question first the funny side is i slip so they don't hit me straight on or full force move your head yeah fighters learn how to box can i tell you that please move your dang head honestly i was very fortunate to have like i was seven and oh before i lost and then i lost to a rearnegade choke and it was right after i started learning in the main jiu-jitsu yeah and that's why i started doing the military side of this because a wrestler d1 wrestler from minnesota i mean i hit him and he

didn't care he took me down took my back and he choked me my boys are crying i'm crying they're not crying because i got beat they're crying because i got beat so fast yeah yeah that was a true that's a true story they're like i said it's okay i'm okay but that it was over so fast now you you still do that of course but in the past um i guess you know a couple three years um you've really made a giant move into the acting scene. I remember I was sitting there with Laura, and I said, hold on, man, let me tell you something about this. I said, Nathan just sent me a message, and this dude just said he was at the Roach Coach, and Nicole Kidman said hi to him.

And I was like, okay, yeah, now that's a life moment right there. So you end up on a set somewhere of Lioness, right? That's the one with Morgan Freeman, Nicole nicole kidman a real good cast right yeah uh how was that by the way man i'm telling you it's absolutely incredible the you know going back to you're saying transitioning from fighting is one thing then i became a coach transitioning from being a coach to a business owner building a business yes whole nother mindset and then i just knew i've had to do this you know i want to write a book next year yeah i can't do that until i finish this goal my goal was to get my son and he's an officer in the navy my other goal is a pro fighter my son's a pro fighter my youngest youngest son. I want him in the UFC, and my goal is to be in a movie.

But I've been in 50. I've been in 50 movies. 50? I'm over 50 now. 50? Wow. Yeah, so not just one. You said that, yeah.

Now, what was the first one you did? How did the bug get into you? Uh-oh. I did. I know I'm big, but in high school I wasn't. I did plays and musicals all throughout high school. But then I got married. I had to kiss a girl in a community theater play.

I got married at 20. Okay. I was doing Our Town, Little Shop of Horrors, you know, at like 19, 20 years old, community theater in Iowa. I had to kiss a girl in this play no big deal to me to my wife whole different story yeah no they don't they don't tend to like that very much acting or so now i'm a grown man adult and i am not i've never i will not kiss another female in a movie at all. Yeah.

So that was a big stipulation. But I started with Family Feud. Right, right, right. And that, if you go over to YouTube and you just look, you can find it's a viral video they had. You won Fast Money, right? Yeah, we won. And that's got to be exciting just to play the game. What was that like being there?

Okay. I'm telling you steve is insane yeah holy crap uh steve is so freaking crazy but they treated us so well and i can compare this because of other things i've been on i was on wheel of fortune last year with vanna white okay and pat sajak yeah i won a prize puzzle i the show. My wife and I just got back from Maui, and it was awful. I hated working with them. They treated me like I had to do the COVID test in a parking lot. This was last year, 2023.

Wow. Wow. And there's still COVID testing? And there's still COVID testing. I was on a dot, a sticker, in the alley, eating a cold sandwich in the alley, six feet away from everybody else standing up in a universal or wherever i was one of the studios there yeah it was awful it was awful it was awful okay i want to go into details like oh my gosh now steve harvey and that crew they flew us out

round trip family wheel of fortune we paid for everything wow if i didn't make any money i would have just walked out with a thousand dollars cash that was it that's it yeah and but that would have barely covered any of my costs of course yeah hotel airfare food um shuttle family feud they paid for a round trip airfare for five of my family members my aunt coming from florida um they gave us a shuttle um a limousine shuttle from the airport they put us up in the garland hotel um in uh la by the studio yeah they were all the faint you know the faint we mean like two blocks away from the brady bunch house oh yeah okay 350 night hotel they put us up and i asked them just real simple i said the guy who's doing all of our traveling would you give us a return date for next saturday instead because it's memorial weekend

our family's coming out from florida from iowa my brother lives out there and they extended our stay we stayed out there for a whole week they're like and you know what we're going to give you an extra night in the hotel they gave us a third night in the hotel for free. Three rooms, $350 a piece. Steve, dude, he is crazy. I mean, if you walk forward on his stage, if you go step forward, he's off camera and he's talking to the audience. Okay. Still on camera, but you know what I mean?

Yeah. Not on air. And that's when he just goes off he's still doing a stand-up routine yeah um at one time he's he's uh i mean dropping f-bombs man he's giving his testimony yeah right he was insane man it was hilarious yeah a lot of people don't realize that that steve harvey wasn't a clean comic coming up that's not who that guy was and so it was a big changeover for him to go the way that he has. But it's interesting to hear that behind the scenes,

he's still that way. He was hilarious. So of all the, you know, now that you've done, you know, all these movies, you've met lots of people. Yeah. What was the moment that you would say was the most surreal of folks that you've encountered? I try and take, I literally do try and stay as level as I possibly can because I know I haven't made it. I'm, you know, I got my first movie coming up in two weeks in L.A.

Yeah. I'm excited. I got lines, you know, I'm working with a guy that I know in the MMA, jiu-jitsu industry out there for a movie. Very excited about this. Is this the one about the kick-ass pastor? No, that's coming to Arkansas next year. Okay, that's next year. I got that.

I am the lead role in that here in Arkansas, but they're going to change the filming until September. Okay. I don't know if they need a villain, Holla. Listen, I have a lot of people already hit me up and i i mean i want as many of my friends involved in this as possible especially since we're gonna be filming here and it's um a fighting past right yeah yeah a chaplain a chaplain who's now a mega pastor in arkansas um i could say uh i i read matthew mcconaughey's book green light okay is that good it's been on my reading list of books to get forever sorry don't read it no listen to it okay it's matthew

mcconaughey okay it's just yeah all right all right all right it's him and it's him telling his life story but it's all the extra stuff he adds into it yeah it's my first gig and i want to say it's almost a year ago so i remember being cold i hadn't really um done a lot i'm telling you the last 12 months it's been insane for you it's been insane no i know i've been watching yeah um i've done more in 12 months than i've done the last 10 years. I mean, in my life, but I'm heading down to Atlanta. It's my first time getting booked on Tyler Perry studios.

Yeah. I'm about to go on Tyler Perry's lot. And it is, it is the largest studio in the United States as landmass goes. Yeah. It's massive. Full size white house, not a replica internal wow that's amazing

cul-de-sacs i'm telling you it's massive so i'm excited i'm gonna be working i can't say the name of the movie but it's a medea movie okay okay so because it's not out yet i've been looking it's not out yet and um i'm excited i know there's an opportunity there i know i'm a nobody i'm just extra background um but i'm listening to matthew mcconaughey green lights and i'm on my way down there and he starts talking and i'm telling you i'm so freaking inspired i hit birmingham alabama with tears in my eyes and i'm like i don't care what anybody says kind of like what we said earlier yeah eff it I'm doing this you're not gonna you're not gonna change my mind yeah I know this is what I'm supposed to be doing I know

God's opening doors for this I'm going through it man I'm gonna go yeah yeah yeah I'm telling you that book helped me get through so much listening to the paradigm yeah it's what it was so that was a big moment for me is being able to be a part of that I got a film with James Gunn. Mm-hmm Massive director on Superman that'll be coming out next year. I have been on a Taylor Sheridan film three different times Wow was on land man. Yeah. Oh shoot. I'll have to post I was wanted to post it and bring stuff but I Wish I could brag about everything I've done. But if they're not out yet, I can barely say anything.

But the video is out on Landman. I did see my big ass walking. You can see me. Somebody actually screenshotted already. They're like, I know this is you. You big head fool. And you can see me walking. I was on Landman. Oh, wait. I was on Landman.

Oh, wait. I was on Landman, Lioness. That's Taylor Sheridan. I got to work with him. It's wrapped. I can't talk about the scene because I think it's coming out next week. I think I'm in the last episode. I was there for the wrap.

I'm only on set for four days. I met a really cool guy on set, became friends with. This industry has really changed my life. But as they wrap, we're filming this scene. Dude, Blackhawk helicopters too. I mean, Blackhawks are flying around. Yeah. Humvees, AMRAPs.

I mean, this is real stuff. I'm like, what the heck? This is insane. This is a budget. This is a Hollywood bicycle. Yeah. And it's the last day. I had a full budget. This is a Hollywood bicycle. Yeah. And it's the last day. I had a full beard.

I had a full beard. I was four different characters in this, and I didn't film the first two days. Day three, I already saw Nicole Kidman. Day three, I got to talk to Nicole Kidman. I mean, we spoke about banana water. Yeah, you did. Back up, Nicole. My wife is going to be watching this. Yeah, you're Okay. Back up, Nicole. My wife is going to be watching this.

Yeah, you're right. I'm sure she was lovely. She was. Yeah. She was. You know, you always see these crazy things where it says, hey, you're not supposed to make eye contact or these type of things. Has your experience been there really pretty cool? No.

Yeah. Man, let me put a slice through that. They would be, but they've also been directed not to engage. Because we are, I'm telling you, I'm a pissant, peon, nobody, and they will make sure you know that. The PAs, I almost walked off of Will Trent. I had a full feature on Will Trent. I mean, you can see me.

I mean, I'm in here with my left hand. They had a right-handed holster. So I'm in here with my left hand drawing a weapon. All right, I'm coming down. And I'm full on the camera, right? I mean, this is Will Trent. And then I had to slide the gun into my right hand because they didn't have a left-handed

holster for me i almost walked off that set because of the pa the way she talked to me and treated me really it's awful wow i mean you you they let you know where you stand yeah there's no you need to be grateful to be there is what they say right yeah now do you do um do you do stunts as well so i've got four or five movies in i've got stunts i just did another one down in birmingham alabama i filmed a movie that is based on uh marine raiders um it's called uh raid pacific and uh they're gonna come back and they gotta film some more stuff there i don't think they're done, but I was a Marine on the base in Fort Morgan, Alabama, and then also in dolphin Island. I think it was in dolphin Island. There's two forts there.

I got to learn the history about it, man. It was super, it was super amazing. And I was able to get shot and do a stunt, get killed down a hill, did a stunt. I was a police officer in Atlanta, shot out of the car, had to dive out of the cop car and get shot in the face. That's cool, getting shot in the face. Yeah, it was a big robbery. You said there were a couple of things you got killed off in. Yeah, I was on a movie. I won't say the name of the movie, but the director was RZA from Wu-Tang Clan.

Wu-Tang for life, baby. Wu-Tang for life. Still a lover. Still a fan. But it was 9 in the morning. We got our call times. I'm a sheriff. And they said, we're about to go down and film.

There's about five or six of us. And I remember some guy yelling for Kirby. I'm like, yeah, that's me. He says, congratulations, you've some guy yelling for kirby i'm like yeah that's me he says congratulations you've been boosted and upgraded i'm like oh okay like to what he's like well you've been picture picked so ever since then i'm always wanting to be picture picked that means the director is actually that's right they saw your picture and they're like yeah we want that i want that guy for cop yeah i want featured so i started looking for certain things so i'm not just running some cattle call to be some pedestrian right in the background

yeah yeah that's what i was with michelle pfeiffer a couple weeks ago but i wanted to be a part of another taylor sheridan production so i did it but also always hoping to get upgraded i always have that hope in me that there's something going to come from this so anyway i'm i'm on set he says congratulations you've been upgraded unfortunately your scene isn't filming until 9 p.m tonight so i had to sit on set for 12 hours so you you can't like just bounce you got to stay there you are staying there because you are employed okay you are under contract now and i'm in my so do you go to your trailer do you just sit on the set sit right there on this there's a holding some someplace depends on where we are we like the dmv for actors

oh my gosh yes sometimes i'm telling you yeah but we meet a lot of cool people there's a lot of cool people that i've really met being a part of this really and probably really been great for your network and for building out good resources and friendships yes i'm not a patient person though yeah it kills me in my mind i'm like i could be doing something better different more than this you know that's been sitting yeah sitting is difficult always so i said okay um so i'm about to film and it was the first night was amazing got to film this boom we got the cop car we got a stunt driver and all this cool stuff but then it gets kind of crazy i can't go into detail with it on air but um they had me come back the only reason why i could get

featured is if i was able to have my availability the next week for like two or three more days yeah cleared my schedule i can be there for two or three days and then they came at me with this contract um and they wanted me to sign a intimacy thing and they're having okay guys we are professionals here we are not going to have name exchanges and phone number exchanges i'm like what what am i walking into here uh because they can have your likeness it doesn't have to be me right they can make it look like oh okay so i would not sign that contract and i went to this woman's office i said i've been married 28 years. I still have two testicles.

I'd like to go home with both. I want to retain them, yeah. Please. I'd like to stay married. But I just made a promise to my wife that I'm not going to kiss another woman on the lips. And she says, no problem. But what if it was Kate Upton? No, no, no.

Only, listen, only if it was, I won't say who. Yeah, there is one, though. There's one. She did not give me the pass. No, but there's one. There's one. She knows who it is. There's always one, yeah.

It's Cameron Diaz. Okay. Okay. I think that might be possible, actually. I don't know why. Always has been. That's interesting. Interesting choice, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. I'm with you. Okay, thank you. I'm with you okay thank you it's something about mary yes that was the mask that was the better one that got me the mask the mask was the one camera d is in the mask i was in the army sat there and i was like going that's my future ex-wife yeah that was the best she looked for sure was in my gosh okay Okay, so I said, she says, no worries, no big deal. I go back on and we're filming a great scene. I've got a shotgun.

I'm posting it. Oh, I can't stop. Anyway, there was all this stuff going on, but it's starting to get to the party side of this. And I'm just a cheesy white dude standing there because I'm not involved in, you know, the party aspect of this. And RZA comes out. He's like, Kirby uh see that wall

you've had too much to drink just kind of back up the wall and then you just kind of pass out you've had enough for the night we'll see how that rolls I'm like oh okay all right I knew immediately no big deal I get it I'm pretty boring uh I've been sober for 20 23 years so i won't even drink on set right nothing so i pass out against a wall fall down water cooler hits me in the head accidentally but it was perfect it was a one shot thing um the next day i was there all day but we didn't get a film and then we wrapped the next week that's when i I filmed Superman for four days. They asked me to come back. I couldn't come back.

They killed me. They smoked you. Yeah, that's great. They killed me. They put a dude in my uniform and shot him in the face. Oh, yeah, that's awesome. Look, that's the best way to go out, shot in the face, man. That's it.

That's the way I want to end every movie role I'm ever in. Shot in the face. All right. Yeah. Oh, you way i want to end every movie role i'm ever in shot in the face yeah oh yeah yeah you can't make it you're dead yeah and matt so uh what's going on in the in the bigfoot world man what what the hell's happening in in the pursuit have you seen him lately no not lately uh so we haven't the weather's been not great for going out there and hunting but i do want to tie in what he was saying on his way to his first gig okay for show and listening to matthew mcconaughey and tie in what he was saying on his way to his first gig okay for show and listening to matthew mcconaughey and listening to what he was saying how it motivated you and got you there uh on my way up to northwest arkansas to be filmed my first documentary you know looking for search for sasquatch it was the same moment it was a surreal moment to where a dream yeah you

know finally happened as a kid, you know, you're always watching these shows or he's watching and you're looking at the guys out in the woods and watching everything go, man, I want to do that so bad. Right. And then the opportunity drops in your lap. And like you said, too, though, for the past 12 months, my life, same way with you. Yeah. You know, it just escalated.

You know, I run a podcast now, just won an award and haven't even been doing it for a year yet so i'm with you i'm like i'm sitting that's what i'm saying going i get you i get you you know on the bigfoot world though we haven't had to um for me not much i'm doing a um a meet and greet in january with uh the censored monkey oh what is it the censored monkey up there in cabot oh yeah yeah yeah yeah so i'll be up there on January 14th. Yeah, Brandon runs that place over there, yeah. Yep, so I'm going to be up there for a couple hours between 7 and 9. February, we're going to Ozark.

So I got to do it with Todd Neese on that one. We're doing a town hall meeting. Oh, yeah, okay. And then I'm going to be a speaker next year in Ada, Ohio. Yeah, that's amazing. Yep, and then the bigger news is we have a live show next year in April ohio yeah that's amazing yep and then the bigger news is we have a live show next year in april on april 5th um with another podcast crippas of the corn they're coming here to north little rock okay they're gonna come join you yeah exactly so yeah this is

an invite they're great group of guys um they do a lot of uh jess in there he does a lot of armchair research yeah and he is always the smartest guy in the room and he's not only 30 yet right now i got it i have a gunner i understand exactly so yeah justin's real super smart um and then uh but i do have a an expedition going on this weekend so all right i just want to come back in a couple weeks i'll have some information for you yes sir yes sir yes sir can i can i ask you though yeah okay i effing love harry and the hindersons okay all right a lot i know that's one of my favorites howard the duck harry and the hindersons okay harry and the hindersons one of my favorite and there's so many different uh takes on how bad he is and how good he's what proof have you found at all to keep you on the hook?

I had a classy encounter up in Bald Knob. Really? Yes, I have a photo up there in Bald Knob as well. I had an encounter at Fort Hood to where some things stalked me into my guards one night on AHA duty. In Fort Hood, Texas? Fort Hood, Texas. Oh, I was there a long time, out in the wilderness. Yep.

It was North Fort Hood. You probably hadn't moved there then. No, well, you'd be surprised. It was back in 2002 when this encounter happened. Oh, really? Yeah, 2002. That was probably a good decade or so after I was there. Okay.

Yeah. So he moved in later. Go ahead. Yeah. So it was North Fort Hood. It was a crazy, and I've always believed that. I'm from Northern Utah. So I grew up in the Wasatch Front, grew up with Bigfoot stories.

And when the Patty film came out, my grandpa was like, you know, he's up there. You know, my mom had an account. So I grew up knowing that there's something in the woods. And what it is, you know, I'm not going to speculate. Everybody has their own opinion. Right, right so what's kept me interested is there's more evidence that comes out there's more sightings that come out and either it's mass hysteria or there's something to it because this creature's been featured all over the world you know and what drives me nuts i just talked about this the other day one of my shows is you know we base all of our knowledge and information on the science world, the natural world, based upon people from England in the 1800s.

You have these professional, you know, occupations. And they would go to these local native lands, you know, in Africa, you know, over here in America, Australia, these, you know, you know, backwoods idiot people. Now, these backwoods idiot people live in this area. They know the area. They know what a hippopotamus looks like. Now, these backwoods idiot people live in this area. They know the area. They know what a hippopotamus looks like. Yeah, of course. So they describe a hippopotamus, you're going to say hippopotamus.

That's a giraffe. But then they describe a dinosaur-looking creature, and these white guys from England go, oh, no, you're an idiot. Ah. So now, so how are they an idiot? They know this is a creature that grew up with. It's a creature they see. They know it.

They know what a crocodile is. So you're saying they didn't want to document it at that time. They didn't treat it seriously. No, nobody did. Even when we were coming through America, every tribe has a hairy man story. Every tribe has a giant. Every tribe over here in North America has these creatures. They're featured on totem poles out west.

Yeah, the locals feature Sasquatch on totem poles. they'll have like an eagle they'll have a bear they'll have a deer they'll have a sasquatch so why would they have other real animals and then one fake one yeah unless it's actually there makes i mean that's a great question i mean it's really interesting so it's just because thinking how we were brought up, though. So, yeah, you know, the Native Americans, they were savages. If you read a lot of the old texts, a lot of the old documents, these explorers, when they go out there and how they describe the local people is horrible. I mean, I mean, they describe them. I mean, we're some right inbred idiots who don't know. Well, they were from England after all.

You know, I think these people live there for generations, centuries on the same area so they know the land you know your course you know they know how to farm they know how to hunt they know how to yeah you're saying they're not so dumb they don't know what animals are out there they've been there yeah yeah they know what plants to eat they know what animals stay away from so if they describe a creature they're seeing they're telling people hey don't go over there because that's such and such. You know, it's there. It has to be. What about, you mentioned giants.

Do you think that giants once lived, a species, a race of giants? Yes, in the Bible. It's in the Bible. It's in the Bible. It's the Old Testament. It ties on down. The best example is David and Goliath. Yeah.

I'm familiar with that story. I just mean otherwise. Yeah. Every culture has giants. Every culture does have a giant type of creature. Nor generally featured and described as having red hair. At least once a year I see a black and white photo that's supposed to have a giant in it, but I don't think it's real. No, I'm with you on that one.

I don't think that one's real. What about dragons? Did they exist or no? All depends upon who you ask. Who am I asking you? Well, so me, I don't have any evidence of it. There are historical cases where there have been eyewitness accounts, but some of it I think is misidentification. Prime example, so the ancient greeks yeah right

when they were finding dinosaur bones you know of course they're not seeing dinosaurs at this point in time obviously so they're trying to still piece together that's where i think some of the dragon legends came from you know and a lot of it got tied into with the catholicism with the catholic church you know you know defeat the dragon you know killing the beast the serpent and everything right and then you tie in unicorns into that as well and i do think a lot of that was time to tie in the catholicism into the pagans and try and unite the medieval period mythology yeah we're trying to tie it into time you know more or less say like hey look yeah we understand but do this what we do and you know

you need to come over and follow christ and you know so okay i can do this all day i'm sorry no no no no i think it's interesting because you know it's which creatures you you give credibility to and which you don't that's always of interest you know uh well it's like the loch ness monster i don't i don't know that's that's there's no loch there's no Loch Ness Monster. No. Doggy on YouTube says he's seen three Sasquatch out in a villa in the 70s and 80s

when they clear cut the woods around the lake. But the first one looked exactly like the Harry and the Henderson version. Yeah. So when you said

Harry and the Hendersons, all right, the funny part about Harry and the Hendersons is I think that there's a lot of soft disclosure comes out of Hollywood since you're into Hollywood. is I think that there's a lot of soft disclosure that comes out of Hollywood, since you're into Hollywood.

A lot of the movies, a lot of everything comes out really soft disclosure. We're going to slowly kind of introduce this in. We're slowly going to do it. And it started with Harry and the Hendersons. Because before that, Bigfoot was featured as a just a basic, yeah, scary primate. He's going to come tear your limb from limb. You know, we got Fowl Cure. You know, know exactly now he's having snickers and whatnot i mean exactly he's gonna have you know beef jerky he's everywhere you could put bigfoot on a coffee cup and sell it yeah i'm sure they do

right i i sell t-shirts yeah you know so would you buy my T-shirts. Merry Christmas. But it's been a soft disclosure coming out through some of these movies in Hollywood. You know, how many years and years and years do we build up to the alien thing? Yeah. How many movies about aliens and UFOs and what they're doing and how they're coming in? And it always seems to be the same way of killing them. Well, by the way i did watch uh this week independence day 2 don't waste your time on that no no no it was horrible man it's just terrible it was shameful to make it i don't know why they did that's how i felt about alien romulus i just

watched oh my god stop with that trash i had a straight oh no i had a straight argument the other day with somebody about it, and they love it. And I'm like, no, that's trash. I mean, first of all, it's not even a good remake of Sigourney Weaver's. Second of all, the end just absolutely pissed me. I was like, you cannot one-up the Xenomorph. It is the perfect movie monster. Why would you do this?

Why would you do? Nobody wants that nobody asked for that jump the shark yeah no i i don't i don't like it a bit not only once did they jump the shark like three times in that movie yeah seriously don't waste your time no no i was highly disappointed i was much like the last star wars movie was a remake you know i was like man what was you know can we write anything new anymore? Probably not. I never saw any of the new three Star Wars movies. You didn't miss a damn thing. No, I knew I wouldn't.

If it wasn't the three original Star Wars movies, that's the only Star Wars movie. Two and a half of them. Well, there's a movie coming out next year that I was in. I'm sure it's very good. It's going to be very good. Actually, it's a remake of naked gun oh no all right that would be all right are you playing nissan the leslie nielsen row that no liam no way liam neeson and pamela anderson that's great oh man i watched that i was watching

a liam neeson movie this week i don't remember what it was uh but man i realized that dude's like 75 man and still out there kicking ass he's a great if you go to 2b right now this is it's sad but funny at the same time okay so look i'm a huge huge bruce willis fan always have been and uh so i've seen most all of his movies well i don't know why uh on Tubi the other day, something pulled up the Bruce Willis movies. And, you know, now he's got dementia to a point. They say he's not only nonverbal, he's beginning to not recognize people, right? Right.

But about five years ago, he realized the doctors told him it was coming. He knew it was coming. So he came up with this plan and kind of changed the way a lot of people in hollywood do business because he said here's what i'm going to do uh i'll be in any movie you want me to be if you can get me in and out in a weekend for two million dollars so a million dollars a day two days you got me to shoot whatever it is in your movie you want shot and then i go to the next one. And he did that a lot. Right.

Way more than I thought. Because I went to Tubi and I was like, God, damn. He must have made $200 million in the past three or four years. Because, man, there's not a half of the movies on Tubi have Bruce Willis in there. And I'm like, damn, man. I can't even watch all of those movies, man. But go over there and check that out, man. He apparently stacked a shit ton up.

Yeah, smart. Well, I mean, it was. It was smart. I mean, look, his family's taken care of, and they can take care of him with no problem. And he's making sure his legacy's going to carry on. And everybody's going to remember him as Bruce Willis, not as Dementia Bruce Willis.

Right. No, no, you're right about that. I did watch uh the greatest christmas movie of all time the other day and it was just as glorious always always been uh hans gruber doing his thing oh damn man it's still a great movie i don't care man i remember i saw that in the theater oh yeah oh it was great first time there you know because bruce willis at the time was famous for moonlighting yeah right it was you know comedic yeah it was and it was great so it was a you know a young teenager junior high eighth grade when this came out and begged my aunt to take me she's like it's a rated r it's like

it's okay my parents aren't gonna care yeah loved it absolutely loved it yeah no it's the greatest i watch it every year yeah no it is the greatest uh I watch it every year. Yeah, no, it's the greatest. Yeah, Moonlight, that's where I fell in love with the guy too because I love anybody who's a class A smartass. You know, Ryan Reynolds is real good at smartassery. Bruce Willis is great at it. Certain actors just have that snark about them. Now, there's certain actors I can't stand right now is timothy chalamet i'm so tired of seeing his face everywhere he's yeah he's playing the new bob dylan role but i don't know

everybody okay everybody seems to to put this guy up on some pedestal like he's the best looking dude in the world he looks like a 12 year old boy number one hollywood number two i'm like why are you telling me this guy's everything? Yeah, he's okay. He's got a great marketing. Clearly, he has agents that are just on a God level. Because I'm like, this guy is a tool to me, man. He's just a little kid. Okay, so funny trivia for you on the greatest Christmas movie ever.

Yeah. Hans Gruber, at the end, he was holding on to the watch. Yes. And the let go scene. Yeah it when bruce willis uh releases the class the director told him don't worry we're gonna cut and then we're gonna show you dropping right because uh i can't remember his name we passed away um you're talking about the actor played hans gruber yeah that's alan rickman so alan rickman was afraid of heights yeah and so they had it set up and he was rigged up and they just cut it with

him on so that the look on his face is real it's real they legit tricked him and then dropped him and so yeah that's what happened that's exactly right man yeah alan rickman got the glory of playing two of the greatest bad guys in history when he obviously uh he played uh hans gruber but then he played professor snape who right fuller alert uh was actually a good guy but uh but throughout the series he wasn't right you know i don't remember now which is your which is your is it the first one is that your favorite out of the diehard series yeah the first and fourth first and fourth yeah i think what live free or die hard yeah yeah yeah timothy oliphant another class a smart ass oh i like you music is phenomenal as well he's so snarky it's so good you

can just he can just eat up a scene uh so his turn and then i like justin long in it too he's appropriately whiny for the role one in three oh samuel jackson yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah no that's that's a great movie too yeah you can't go wrong with sam jackson in anything i mean he's one of the greatest of all time man that was almost like a breakout role for him though he didn't have a lot before that quite a bit no you're right yeah it really was it really was a big breakout role for him now it wasn't too far after that i guess pulp, Pulp Fiction hit. And that revitalized John Travolta and probably finished the

catapulting of Samuel L. Jackson into the stratosphere. Hey, Matt, would you do me a huge favor? Would you mind trading out with Jared real quick and letting Jared sit in? Would you tell him to come in here? Because I want him to be able to get on. Always the one kicked out, you know, Seth? I'm that i'm messing with you just on the end man it's just how it

works sometimes well we're uh waiting on that man some comments on facebook i'll share those would you yeah ronald shu said a nice interview with joe exotic i'm guessing yesterday yesterday thanks man you know that was such a compelling story uh and the more I look into it, the more I'm looking into it. I really genuinely believe as, you know, as bombastic, as sensational, as over the top as Joe Exotic can be. And he is. And that's why people fell in love with him. But legitimately, I think he's been railroaded. I mean, you look at, it's like i said i watched the

id channel i watch all these movies i see these guys who you know kill somebody brutally you know hold them hostage torture them do all these things and they end up out of prison and you know 12 15 years and you got this guy in prison for life right i mean he didn't even make it to the state uh the the the contract killer didn't even make it to the state uh the the the the contract killer didn't even make it to the state where she was i mean it wasn't even close to anything so at best you had they thought about doing it uh and then the tigers that allegedly he illegally killed right there's a lot of holes in the story man there are i've been reading up on it if you go look at the that joe exotic official website you look at the documents uh look at the videos of people recanting stories.

And, I mean, it's amazing that you can have all of this new evidence and not get anybody to look at it. Right. You know? This is Jared, everybody. Tell them who you are, Jared. How y'all doing? My name's Jared Harrison. And, Jared, what do you do, buddy?

Well, I'm a custodian. Yeah. Cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah and uh are you involved with music locally uh no no no music no okay I didn't know if you're really musically inclined no that's all right that's all right so what school are you at a bald knob bald knob all right man that's how big are you at the high school? Yes, sir. How many are in that school, do you think? Several hundred? A few hundred. Okay. Not large.

All right, all right. I think average class is like 80. Now, do you ever find yourself just going into rooms and solving equations on the board? Oh, no, no, no, no. I do a little hunting. You said there's 80 in every class? No, no, no. I mean like a graduating class probably oh i graduated maybe 120 you graduated 23 23 in my graduating class i think i graduated with 500 oh my gosh

brian hi baby ha ha ha washington chapel yeah yeah washington chapel yeah now i don't know how many it was a lot geez i'll say that it was a lot everybody seemed like was going to bryant then now it's got to be way more than that i don't know they have 4 It was a lot. Geez. I'll say that. It was a lot. Everybody seemed like it was going to Bryant. Now it's got to be way more than that. I don't know. They have 4,000 schools. Bryant School District goes somewhere to about Hot Springs, I think. It's insane how far that school district goes, man. I had one graduating class of one.

Right. No, you did the GED. Yeah, I did the GED. Yeah, that's different. That's different. No, that's funny, though. That is funny. My graduation was an envelope getting made. Yeah, I did the GED. Yeah, that's different. No, that's funny, though. That is funny. My graduation was an envelope.

It made it well for you. Yeah, no, it worked, didn't it? I barely made mine. All right, let's do this, guys. This is the segment. Not like the other. People do stupid shit. You say, oh say oh bro i need to make a jingle for this hey it's not a copy or a clone of any previous bit but if you think so hey we don't give a shit

that's not just a jingle that is the jingle man absolutely the greatest no that is the the greatest uh intro ever made. I can assure you of that. I mean, whoever sings is damn sexy. That's all I know. I mean, I'm not even that inclination, but I would get with that dude. Right. That's all I'm saying.

I heard they don't have any end in sight for it being at the top of the charts. No, it owns the charts. Right. It is the charts. Let's get to these stories now. A 70-year-old woman last month hurled objects from a hotel balcony while naked before spitting on a police officer with mouthwash. This is Margaret Maranch. She was booked into the J. Rubin Long Detention Center Saturday on account of assault on a police officer while resisting arrest.

What happened? Well, on November 22nd, they showed up at the Sandbar Hotel there at South Ocean Boulevard. The manager said a woman was standing on the balcony in front of Unit 1322, yelling boisterously and throwing objects while naked. The officer detected a burning odor when he arrived at the front door, noticing through an opening in the blinds that smoke appeared visible. He knocked several times. The officer forced his way inside where a heavily drunk woman grabbed a bottle of mouthwash,

gargled it, and spit on the officer's shirt and pants, according to the report. She had at least four other arrests this year between May and November on public disorder and public intox. So, yeah, there you go. Like the female Morgan Wallen. least four other arrests this year between may and november on public disorder and uh public intox uh so yeah there you go like the female morgan wallen sounds like a retirement home in florida yeah it does it really does doesn't it uh let's see okay here you go a florida man with his set of sights on entering a usa a building in Tampa wasn't going to let anything stop him from getting in. Tampa police said 70-year-old Robert Beatty went to the guard gate at the USAA office

on Commerce Park before 2-15 Tuesday, demanded to be let in. The guard said, yeah, I don't think so. And then he put on a helmet, drove recklessly through the parking garage, damaged several fences on the property. Then he drove into the actual building. The people in a marked or two people on a marked security SUV tried to block him, but he intentionally reversed and struck their vehicle. When officers arrived, they found him on the third floor of the parking garage and they went ahead and took him to jail for a little bit to help him out florida is quickly becoming like the geriatric wild wild west it really is over there you know special breed well you know that they have uh there's uh that

margaritaville the retirement yeah center they have outrageous std problems there i mean outrageous man these folks are swinging they're banging they're doing it all, man. They don't give a damn. Whatever happened to just going and playing bingo, man? Now they're... Oh, they're playing bingo, all right. I just want to know what car he drove. I mean, that would be a great, great advertiser.

A big good advertiser. Yeah, yeah. Bill Thornton. Yeah, no, you're right about that. Here's another Florida guy. Of course. Arrested after his Craigslist post, searching for crack, was answered by an undercover cop. The suspect, identified as Anthony Mata, wrote in his post, new to the area, looking for ice or crack.

Apparently new to the internet. No one uses Craigslist anymore. Well, first of all, Craigslist is the bait list of all lists. Right. You just assume everybody you talk to is a cop on Craigslist anymore. Well, first of all, Craigslist is the bait list of all this. Right. You just assume everybody you talk to is a cop on Craigslist. Mata was charged with the purchase of methamphetamine, unlawful use of two-way communication. He was arrested for being a principal to the purchase.

Man, I just can't even believe people are on Craigslist at all. That's what I'm saying. I didn't even know it existed anymore. Right right i thought i got shut down forever ago well the craigslist killer yeah yeah yeah yeah no it uh have you ever done the uh google your birthday and then put florida in there just to see what happened on your birthday in florida no i haven't because there's always so many news stories about you know things that happen in florida so they say go to google and type in florida and then like your birthday like mine's april 24th or whatever and it'll tell you you know bring up news articles

from there okay it's just interesting funny things to you know see what crazy things happen in florida on your birthday uh so you know recently a piece of art sold for about six and a half million dollars it was a uh a banana duct tape to a wall that's true story here's another one this is a whole new meaning to draw on a blank a barren white canvas valued at more than one and a half million up for auction in germany the 1970 piece by minimalist painter Robert Ryman, titled General 52 by 52, that's the dimensions, will be up for grabs by art enthusiasts at the Ketterer Kunst Auction House in Berlin. It's painted a stark white. It's going to get more than one and a half million. It appears to be blank, but the all-white canvas with a slightly darker white frame was painted using

white enamel and enamelac paints typically used to paint metal. The use of these paint types atop a cotton canvas resulted in, quote, a piece so delicate it couldn't travel to be on view ahead of the sale. Look, it's a white canvas. That's what it is. It's a white canvas that's what it is it's a white canvas i don't care how many shades of white what color white what kind of white it doesn't matter it's a white canvas okay yeah one better okay this just sold and it's over a million dollars okay a artist certified this invisible art oh invisible art invisible art he certified it and it's sold it's right there yeah now that's that's much like certified and soil it's sold it's just yeah i brought it in i brought it in today no no i appreciate you putting that on display everybody's been checking it out all morning.

I hope you enjoy that. I have enjoyed it. I've been looking at it all morning. Been in my way a couple times. We've now had a banana that sold for like $6 million. Yeah, yeah. You got a white canvas for one and a half. A white canvas for one and a half.

And invisible art. Apparently air. Yeah. Yeah. Actually, I saw them selling air in a can not long ago. That was during COVID. They were selling good air in a can. We need to find something, man. Yeah, I saw them selling air in a can not long ago. That was during COVID. They were selling good air in a can. We need to find something, man.

Yeah, I know. It's always the stupid shit. Maybe like a gigantic butt plug or something you can just put up. Yeah, no, that sounds amazing. That would be great, yeah. Judge Mathis has been sued for threatening to shoot a municipal worker after a heated exchange. You know Judge Mathis? Oh, yeah.

Yeah. threatening to shoot a municipal worker after a heated exchange you know judge mathis oh yeah yeah um richard acosta who was working with the la department of water and power back in july of 23 filed a lawsuit the suit says he was working on a job outside judge mathis home where the judge attempted to pull his car out of the driveway as mathis pulled the car out he started shouting expletives at a cost and others demanding they move the effing truck out of the way. He then exited his car and started standing behind their dump truck, where he started making demands. Acosta claimed he told him to move for his safety. They feared the truck would accidentally run over him. Mathis asserted that he didn't give an F and to run over him and see what happens.

In other words, F around and find out. At this point, Mathis then told Acosta he had something for him, to which he went in his home and came back with a gun. This is a judge. Wow. DTV judge. But he said, I'll bust a cap. You want to F with me?

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The article reads, Florida man haunts beaches dressed as Grim Reaper. That's great. Says governor should require masks statewide. No, that's awesome. He's coming back. No, that's great. He's one masks statewide no that's awesome he's coming back no that's that's great no he's one of those things you know you need those people in the world for sure uh if there was any celebrity you'd want to be a roommate with jared who might it be well i guess ryan reynolds would be hilarious that's a good call that's a good call okay how

about you man uh a celebrity to be a roommate with yeah why is a douche okay that's a good call that's a good call okay how about you man uh a celebrity to be a roommate with yeah well that's a douche okay that's a good one how about yourself nate that's such a weird question is it i they're weird they're weird i don't want to be a celebrity i just want the influence so i can write a book and get on stage and speak for the rest of my life no i'll tell you um i think a singer i think that would be awesome yeah i think a performer a performer i might agree with that uh well you were actually jared uh spot on with number one the deadpool star leads the list with 17 of the vote r vote. Ryan Reynolds was number one. Somehow, someway, Taylor Swift was number two.

Zendaya, three. Olympic gold medalist Simone Biles. LeBron James. Kaitlyn Clark. Travis Kelsey. Lionel Messi. Slow down. I'm glad to hear it. What are we slowing down about?

Who gave this poll? Who gave this poll? Who gave this poll? The way this is leaning, I can tell this is a CNN poll. Oh, you think so? I think it could be. Let's see. Zillow actually did it, but they could be owned by CNN for all I know. I have no idea.

How many people say Caitlin Clark? Well, she came in third for athletes, followed by Travis, Kelsey, and Lionel Messi. That's awesome. Caitlin Clark is my hometown, Iowa. Yeah? Yeah. She's a great, great ball player, man.

She's phenomenal. LeBron was one of the top athletes. LeBron was number two. LeBron was? Yeah. Yeah, I like to call him LeBron. It aggravates the hell out of my son he loves lebron james i always call him lebron or lee bryan i said you know it's lee

bryan lee bryan james i just call him lebron i say it's temu temu instead of temu temu i guess i love to say he has to correct me i love to say words the wrong way sometimes to drive people crazy. I used to always say penis. People would get so aggravated like, it's penis, man. No, I didn't know that. I'd never heard it before. Speaking about that, John Bailey in the Heathen Revival say not Diddy. They wouldn't want Diddy to be there.

No. Not Diddy. That's funny. That's definitely not the roommate that you want is Diddy. No, especially right now. If he's your roommate now, you're really in trouble, huh? That's a good one. Robbie on Facebook says if he was alive, he'd have Robin Williams.

Oh, yeah. That'd be an awesome roommate. That would be an entertaining roommate for sure. Oh, for sure. He's one of the greats of all time. If we're going to go down that route, though, I'd go actually Michael Winslow from Police Academy. Oh, all the noises? Oh, come on come on no he's phenomenal he is he he was uh a phenomenal have you ever watched uh do you watch a lot of stand-up oh yeah i'm a huge stand-up fan have you ever seen a set uh called bits and pieces by pablo

francisco yes hey man talk about boy oh god yeah good. Man, that guy right there, I think he's back out now, but he had a lot of problems with some of the demons. Is that what happened to him? Yeah. I remember seeing he was on, like, one of the Comedy Central things. Yeah. And he kind of got some up there and then just disappeared. Yeah, he had a little bit of a problem with the drinking, you know?

I'm just wondering, like like it seems like when it comes to celebrities it's always the stand-up comedians or right somebody that ends up you know or athletes that usually pick up some bad habits and it either kills them or ruins their career or whatever yeah i i would say with stand-up comedians the i think what a lot of people probably may not know is that most I'd say 95% of them became funny out of necessity for survival right you know most of them have a lot of darkness in their life and so comedy was their survival tool so they come into the game predisposed to issues to begin with right uh and and i can i can verify that because i've worked with a damn lot of comedians and all of them most of all of them

occasionally you'll find one who's like now i had a great life great parents everything was good uh normally they're not that funny yeah i'm just gonna be honest normally it's the people who ate shit on trauma yeah it's trauma is the birth of comedy. Well, I think that just comes from trying to make the best out of a shitty situation of life. Yeah, I know. I mean, that's what happens. That's what makes it fun.

Now, athletes, I can't speculate. I don't know. Well, specifically like wrestlers. It seems like they're the ones that are using the same problems. Same problems. A lot of that was back in the day of, I mean, of course, their schedule. You know, they're, you know, I don't know if you've seen, like, the Vince McMahon documentary at all, but a lot of those wrestlers,

you know, back in the day, they're working, you know, seven days a week for months straight, and they're told, you know, hey, yeah, you can take time off. We can't guarantee your spot will be here when you get back, but you can go ahead and take time off. No, everybody was getting, the juice back then. Um, I don't know today, you know, I think the juice has improved. You know, I think it used to be the juice they did would make you crazy and made many people absolutely crazy. I think now there's a lot

of things like HGH and, and all of the stem cell stuff and and different things like that that have come along that have replaced a lot of the old anabolic steroids and stuff at least i think so i don't know you would might know better than i would well when i was doing mma um i was so i've never done steroids in my life i mean i just live in a gym as much as i can to try and be as big as i am and strong as i am at almost 50 years old i have to work my butt off for this right and the people they say it's cheating i'm at a stage where it's not cheating because i don't want to do it for competition i want to do it for health right right but there was a time where i wanted to do it for competition and because i'm training with tim

silvia he got busted in the ufc for after he beat beat Randy Couture for doing steroids. I trained with Brock Lesnar up in Iowa. Brock has a massive history in WWE. That's how big he was. And, of course, nobody talks about The Rock. Nobody talks about that monster. I've talked about it many times. It is transformation.

Nobody talks about it. But I know at the time, in my mind, I didn't even know how I wouldn't even know how to get it at the time. When I retired from fighting the first time, I had a gym in Iowa. And this dude walks in my very first customer actually had a dollar of his still on my wall because he was my first customer and I opened this fitness center up in Fairfield, Iowa. This dude walks in, pimples all over him, you know, blotchy. He did not care. He was open about steroids. Jack dude. He was talking about he'd go to Walmart and get the syringes and say his grandma has diabetes. He didn't care. I mean, he absolutely didn't care. And then I ended up playing semi-pro football with this guy. He got me on a team and I did a combine.

I was 33 before that even happened wow but i did that so much natural the only thing that i know now when i talk to guys in the sport i wish i had enough money because i would get stem cell myself yeah stem cells my arm this is as far as it'll open and this is as far as it'll close i can't close my arm it got hyperextended by tim sylvia yeah and then it got hyper flexed by a just a white belt crazy student to snap my arm um i have uh injury in my knee i blew my knee out just hiking a mountain and yeah i wish i can get stem cell because it rebuilds the tissue right yeah that's the thing that they've discovered now let's go back to what you said because it's true look here's here's what i know if i see somebody whose muscles have muscles yeah

so when you have the shoulder muscle here and then there's another one on top of that that's coming up you can bet that's roid i mean there's no way it's not you cannot naturally accomplish that i mean there are a few guys they are now okay maybe a few there are a few guys there they are blood tested they are natural bodybuilders or natural athletes they have a genetic code they the way they eat what they pro you know put in their body i mean they really are natural athletes the the the extra stuff i don't know well have you seen dave bautista lately yeah yeah yeah holy he's down 50 60 yeah no no all these guys are turning up did john cena's trimmed up a lot yeah by the way he you know what i i i kind of you know i i i discounted him uh going into acting

because he was running the rock playbook which is smart i mean that's what look if if i watched the rock do that and i was coming behind him i'm damn sure gonna try to run that playbook you know uh so i don't blame him for that but i I kind of discounted him at first. He says, like, bro, you'll never be the rock. Just stop, man. But you know what? To be honest with you, he's funny as hell, man. That dude is funny.

He's got a funny face. That skit from Ricky Stenicki. Oh, my Lord. That was hilarious. Yeah. I went into that movie going, this is going is gonna be stupid i got nothing else to watch i loved it yeah ricky stinicki was a hilarious movie yeah it was interesting yeah okay yeah yeah i worked with john cena down in atlanta i got to work with him twice yeah um the first time uh what were you on, the Peacemaker set?

I was on a set. Okay. It's not out yet. I was on a set with him. A set, yeah. I was on a set. But I don't know if you know this, but all movies have a secret title. Oh, I did not know that. Oh, wow.

Movies have a secret title to keep people from the hordes away okay i was downtown atlanta filming with don cheetle and kevin hart wow i got a film in fight night the the new thing that's on on pico yeah i was in fight night uh well it was all or bad enough because we're right next to the state the the public transportation station okay downtown atlanta guys coming up come on and this dude is drunk he wants to fight everybody he's five foot nothing he wants to fight everyone home of course he does i mean just scream and the cops are trying to get them off. So there's a secret code. Will Trent had a code for the dog, whatever the dog's name is on Will Trent.

Genesis was Superman. Okay. Well, I show up to this TV show. I told my wife, I said, honey, I just got booked on my first Christian TV show. She's like, really? I'm like, yeah. It's called Scriptures. Okay. That was the code name. That was the code name so i'm on set i'm so excited i get my sheriff's uniform on and i hear they're like kirby like yes

he goes we're gonna feature you so get yourself ready get propped up we're gonna bring you on we're gonna feature you first i'm like oh cool sam they're talking to a SWAT guy and an actual sheriff for this town in Georgia okay and I see the stunt guy sitting there and of course I'm taking notice because that's all I want to do because I can um elongate my career by doing stunts by doing stunts without having to kiss and make out and I won't do anything with LGBTQ I will do nothing with that I'm not going to go against my morals and values and if I can just fight and kill people, that'll be the best thing for me. Nothing wrong with that morally, no.

I don't have a problem with that. So they're getting these stunts ready. It's a breakaway bench. I'm like, there's a Christian film with stunts. That never happens. There's nothing cool in Christian films. So I get to my mark, and there's a stand-in. I recognize this guy from Superman.

I'm like, hey, I worked with you on Supermanman who you were he was uh keith orange sweat okay uh stand-in because i worked with nathan fillion yeah there's a new uh superhero coming out by the way oh really i love nathan fillion yeah he was cool i bet he was he was a trooper his uh seems like he's real down to earth his uh his costume uh-huh oh my we were dying we were losing people on superman 30 to 40 to 50 actors a day wouldn't come back they started paying us four and five hundred dollars a day just to keep us there continuity what was the problem heat oh holy crap man we were dying this was in the sand pits of atlanta yeah my lips were sunburned i were there chap i mean we were losing people left and right yeah wow military the military was worse because we had headgear we had five pistols we were covered head to toe we had a

black jacket on we had everything and man we were carrying 20 poundpound replicas, 25-pound replicas of HKs. Some were like real HKs that were set for books. Right, yeah, yeah. So anyway, I completely lost my train of thought. So I filmed with this guy. He was a stand-in. He's a stand-in on this show called Scriptures. Right. And I'm like, who are you standing for?

He goes, oh, I'm here for John. I'm like, oh, okay. Three, four minutes go by. I still have not processed what I'm doing here. Christian you standing for? He goes, I'm here for John. I'm like, oh, okay. Three, four minutes go by. I still have not processed what I'm doing here. Christian show, I thought it was. And I said, so you said John. Who's the actor? Who's John?

He goes, Cena. John Cena. I'm like, John Cena's in a Christian movie? He goes, dude, this is Peacemaker. I was an idiot. I was such an idiot. peacemaker. I was an idiot. I was such an idiot. That's great. Such an idiot.

And so here comes John Cena, and here comes James Gunn's wife. She's in the scene. And they walk up. And next thing I know, I hear, Kirby, move to your left. More. More. More. Now I'm in the dirt.

I can't figure out what is going on. It's Now I'm in the dirt. I can't figure out what is going on. It's because I'm standing here. John Cena is here. Yeah, right. Right, right. I had no idea he wasn't that big. No, he's probably my height. How tall are you?

6'5". Are you 6'5"? Yeah. Yeah? Yeah, I'm 6'5". Wow, I didn't even know that literally couldn't see i wanted to make that joke i wanted to make that joke so bad i didn't even see you i didn't say it though yeah that's great it was so cool you know i'll tell you the best part about

you're asking about you know actors and yeah i've been around some crazy i mean some big names right obvious massive names zoe zaldana was awesome oh those yeah uh i was telling you about the rap party for lioness everybody's crying taylor sheridan i mean they're they're crying because they spent 78 days together i was on set for four days wow i've met some cool people i got to work with glenn powell for over a month down there i like him as an actor he's really really good he was great he was fantastic he just he seems like a pro you know he was professional on everything everything he did uh there was he injured himself on one night of we're pulling 13 hour 14 hour days and um since it's a football movie we had the georgia state state stadium down there in atlanta and um it used to be the old atlanta

brave stadium i didn't know that it was amazing wow um so it's late at night because we need the night the night sky we'd film until six in the morning until the sun would come up and he was six in the morning till the sun would come up and he was doing one of the scenes uh for this football tv show and he's spraying something and you see him take a different path and everybody starts looking and uh he starts hopping he's really limping they're carrying him off the field wow next day came back phil next day came back and Next day came back any film Yeah, he was he was he was spot-on durable. He was yeah. Yeah. Anyway about John Cena. He's off. He's in his trailer. Okay He was wearing some weird thing for the show Very cool. Again. He's different when he's on set right the way he walks because of his body's just torn up

yeah he stands so there's a crowd that's starting to build around town the word's getting out okay that's why the cops are there i found out that's why they were really there in town and uh so i go over and i start talking to him they don't know i'm nobody right so right whatever i go and talk to him there's a girl with special abilities over there dying to see john cena so i'm messing with her and her family they end up coming over and getting my autograph and coming over and getting pictures taken with me because I'm just messing with them all day I mean they're so cool I'm having on it's like guys you got a backup John's gonna come out I'm not

doing crowd control but I'm just farting around between scenes yeah I'm having a little fun with it and John came out and he signed every single person's autograph oh yeah took pictures with everyone yeah there's a 16 17 year old girl come flying in with this massive half life-size doll of john cena oh wow and ran up to there got us autographed with him and he waited while he's got you know he's in costume he's in character yeah yeah and uh he was so cool you know he'll go back to his trailer and practice on a keyboard really that's how he that's how he zones out really i would have never guessed that man i know that he is uh the guinness record holder for the most wishes granted or make

a wish no way yes he is by far and away he is the number one grantor of wishes he like he does an absurd number of them every year yeah oh no it's it's not even close really it's a considerable amount it's it's an outrageous number well he's 100 professional on set i mean he's in like he's oh does this thing he knows his spot he's he works he's just focused doesn't fart around at all all right so let me throw you a couple things uh have you ever been mistaken for gronk god yes yeah i suspected you must have all the time yeah i mean it uh i'm in florida i do motivational speaking so i'm in florida at a team a softball team and i'm sitting there and i saw the corner of my eye, one of the coaches walked by and stopped and backed up and looked in the room and I hear, oh my God, Gronkowski?

I start laughing. No, sir, I'm not Gronkowski. Every airport, J.J. Watt, Brock Lesnar, Gronkowski. I could see Liam Neeson possibly. You know? Yeah, I bet. But Gronk, I can definitely see you getting the Gronk one, man. Gronk is the most one that I get, especially when I travel.

I bet. If you put on a ball cap, I bet for sure they're like, oh, can I get your autograph, Mr. Gronkowski? Do you ever just go with it? Yeah, here you go. One hundred percent. I was in Shreveport doing a commercial, and I told this guy that walked by that I was John Cena,

and his mouth dropped open he wanted to take a picture so bad and And I was about to go back and film the set in the direct one of the directors or the ladies that was working The agency she starts laughing. I said what she goes. He just walked off. He goes Yes, he was looking at his I had so much fun. I don't do it to be mean. No, it's just it I have fun with them. They know so why do I have to turn i don't do it to be mean no it's just i have fun with them they don't know so why do i have to turn them down no i think i think it's great it's it's hilarious and it makes their day until they figure out that it wasn't john that's what my wife said my wife said that i looked like oh yeah all right the timu version yeah right it The Timu version. Yeah, right. Timu.

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You're the people. I'm not Patrick, but I'm XFL Jim. Today we're talking college football rivalry week, giving you my preview for conference championship game, the NFL breakdown, and my three picks for this coming week of NFL action and of course we have an exciting interview with none other than the tit goblin let's get rounding up we begin of course by looking at the biggest weekend of college football

action it was rivalry weekend there's a couple big points I'd like to hit and a few key games that I want to look into. First off, I love the fights. I love the brawls. Teams were planting flags left and right. It was awesome. It was beautiful. It's what makes college football such a fun sport. It's just, it's hate. And what makes sports better than just clean, old-fashioned hate? Getting into the games, we had Memphis 34, Tulane 24, knocking Tulane out of the playoffs. They were on pace. They were on track.

If Boise was to fall, now the playoff G5 picture all hinges on the Mountain West Conference Championship game. Georgia 44, Georgia Tech 42. Speaking of clean old-fashioned hate, eight overtimes is damn near crazy. Georgia Tech, they did it. They like tried. They did their best. Haynes King put his body on the line, but I don't understand when you're down this many cornerbacks, this much, like you're here, you've made it to overtime against your rival who's way better than you, way bigger. Why do you not go for two in the first overtime just to try and get it out of the way as soon as possible? Colorado 52, Oklahoma State 0.

This is the worst Mike Gundy team I have ever seen from my perch here in the garage. It is something to behold. Colorado laid it on them. Trying to make a case for Travis Hunter, Heisman. Chances, I think they're pretty good myself. South Carolina 17, Clemson 14, the Palmetto Bowl. Clemson, this game did not matter for their ACC championship berth. They relied solely on someone else for that, and they're still technically alive for the

playoffs. For South Carolina, this caps off a fantastic season, but you also have to think what could have been if they didn't get jobbed by LSU or lose close against Alabama. They would be sitting in the playoffs right now. Tennessee 36, Vanderbilt

23. Vanderbilt got out to a quick lead, and then Tennessee stomped them into the fucking dirt. This one basically cements Tennessee into the playoffs here. Michigan 13, Ohio State 10. What? Just what? I seriously think that Jim Harbaugh did irreparable damage to Ryan Day when he called Ohio State soft. Because Ohio State had ways to win this game. Yes, Will Howard threw some bad picks.

You still have the best receiving group in the entire country. Why do you not try and do something with that? Why do you insist on running the ball when your offensive line has been damaged and dinged up? Why are you not running outside? Why are you not doing screen stuff? I don't understand why Ryan Day insists on trying to beat Michigan the Michigan

way when you can beat them in a very fun Ohio State sort of way. Just why? Syracuse 42, Miami 38. This one shakes up a lot. Miami gets knocked out of the ACC championship game, which remember, they have never made the ACC championship game.

Syracuse, Fran Brown, he gets to shower. Great. This also sets Clemson up to face SMU in the ACC championship game. It's going to be awesome. It's going to be fun. But this one, Miami was up, and then in the second half, it was just back and forth. Syracuse battles back, trading touchdowns,

and then I don't understand why Mario Cristobal insists on being a stupid guy all the time, but he does it again. Why do you kick the field goal? You guys are trading touchdowns left and right. Your offense can't be stopped, and you can't stop their offense. Just go for it, okay? I don't know. Whatever.

Whatever. Penn State 44, Maryland 7. Yeah, this is Penn State, Maryland. I just wanted to mention this one because James Franklin and Mike Loxley got into it a little bit after the game. James Franklin was 100% right in his post-game conference when he was talking about, hey, if you want us to stop scoring touchdowns when we're up big, when we have our threes in, do something about it. He's doing his job. He has his threes in.

And you need style points now anyway, so I don't want to hear it. Notre Dame 49, USC 35. Two. We now have two new records, I think, for Notre Dame's longest interceptions. One at 99 yards and then one at 102 yards. Basically within four minutes of each other, real time, it felt like. Crazy. This game, it was, USC could move the ball.

They could. So that was a little bit, that's a little bit of a worry for Notre Dame going forward. But they still handled business against, this was the best offense on their schedule since, what, Louisville? Right? Like, come on. Indiana 66, Purdue 0. Exercise your demons. Like, exercise those demons, man.

Kurt Signetti just laid the what-out fake punts when you're up, like, 40. The ones in when you're up 50. This was gross. And then Texas 17, Texas A&M 7. The ones in when you're up 50. This was gross. And then Texas 17, Texas A&M 7. Yeah, Texas' defense really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really good. Texas A&M could do nothing offensively. Their only point is coming from pick six.

And it just goes to show, like, this Texas defense, they can reload. That's powerful. This team comes into the SEC year one and is playing in the championship game, swinging their nuts around. That's what these Longhorns are fucking doing. Texas A&M, again, 8-4. I don't know how they do it. It's like three coaches now, but it's Texas A&M, 8-4. Every single year, you can book it. It's like three coaches now, but it's Texas A&M, 8-4. Every single year, you can book it.

It's actually crazy. Now, looking ahead for college football, we have the conference championship games set before us. Here are my picks going forward. So for the Conference USA, these are in chronological order, by the way. Conference USA, Western Kentucky versus Jacksonville State. J-Mill State is a four-point favorite. I'm going Western Kentucky here. I think Western Kentucky got the win this week when they played already, not Conference Championship, but now they're playing

again. I think JVL State, their running back, is still a little bit hurt. I like Western Kentucky here. Tulane versus Army. Tulane, five and a half point favorite. I got a favor Tulane. I think they were looking past Memphis. I think they were looking to their conference championship game. Army, of course, has a very good shot here, but I think Tulane squeaks out with the win. Maybe take Army plus the five and a half, though. UNLV versus Boise State rematch

for the Mountain West championship game. This one was tough. I favor Boise because they have the best player on the field with Ashton Genting. The guy is insane. And maybe he just goes off. But UNLV, this is going to be a very, very tough matchup. And the winner of this one will go to the playoffs, I believe. Iowa State, Arizona State for the Big 12.

It was finally decided after BYU defeated Houston on Saturday night. I think I got to go Iowa State. They just have some weird magic. First 10-win season. I'm going to say first time winning the Big 12. First playoff. And they're going to shock the world. This is going to be an Iowa State postseason.

Just you watch. In the mat, Ohio versus Miami of Ohio. I got to go Miami of Ohio. I've watched a lot of Ohio teams through multiple coaches. They make it to the championship game. They fail consistently. Big SEC, Georgia, Texas. Give me Georgia here.

I see Georgia in the SEC championship game. I'm going to go Georgia. I see it. That's what I'm going for almost every single time. In the Sun Belt, Marshall versus Louisiana Lafayette. Give me ULL. The West is better than the East this year, I believe. I think Louisiana was one of the bigger surprises of the season.

ACC, Clemson, SMU. SMU all day. Clemson has lost to almost every good team that they have played this season. I think SMU's a really good team. And then the Big Ten, Penn State, Oregon. It's Penn State. What are we doing? Oregon oregon oregon's gonna win the game this is a penn state coached by james franklin yeah we're going we're going oregon 10 times out of 10 here oh boy we got a fun week coming up don't we hello there folks

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They're fantastic. Only $18.99 per knife. You can buy one, you get the next one twice the price. I'm XFL Jim, get you a knife today. And some quick takes from the National Football League for you freaks who actually enjoy that thing out there. I just, it's very corporate and it's not sexy. It's not dingy like I like. Like I very, like a dirty whiskey in a dusty glass that hasn't been cleaned. That's how the football I enjoy tastes. The NFL is like a crisp beer out of the fridge that has been chilled to perfection and somehow just doesn't

taste as good. I don't know. The Bears fire Matt Eberflus there. They did it. They did the unthinkable. They fired a coach midseason. He is that damn bad. Yeah, this makes total sense. The Bears are looking. They have good weapons.

I think Caleb Williams has been improving. I am excited to see what they do in the coaching search. The Chiefs keep getting away with it, by the way. That's my next point. The Chiefs keep getting away with it. This Raiders game. And A, the Raiders were stupid for kicking the field goal when they did. I think they should have gone for it. Would have ended up being the field goal when they did. They should have, I think they

should have gone for it. Would have ended up being the same situation if they didn't get it anyway, but that's neither here nor there. The Chiefs keep getting away with this weird juju magic, and I'm sorry. I cannot stand for it. There's something in the air whenever the Chiefs play. Bengals dead. Bengals killed,. Bengals, killed, dead. Turn them into a rug. I don't care what you do. Just get them off of my screen. You cannot...

The way they are wasting Joe Burrow in this offense right now is deplorable. The Eagles, equal great. Capital G-R-E-A-T, great. The Eagles are probably like a top two team in the NFL right now. I'm just... Sorry.

That's how they're playing. That's how they're playing. That's how they're playing. And Josh Allen's my MVP. I'm calling it right now. Josh Allen, MVP. The guy does it all. He throws, he catches, he dives, he runs, he scores touchdowns like crazy. Yes, yes, yes.

Now, looking forward to week 14 of the NFL, I'm going to give you a couple three things of advice here. I have three plays for you gambling inclined people out there. A couple three things here. I'm taking the Packers Lions over 51. That's right. Packers Lions over 51. You know what that means.

It's going to be pointy. The Lions defense banged up. Their offense can score on anyone. Give me that over there. Raiders plus seven. Feisty. Feisty team. Baker Mayfield and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.

Not. I mean, they're good. They're really, really good. But I just, I love the hoods that this Raiders team is playing with right now. And number three, give me the Cowboys-Bengals over 49. This could get ugly, but I just but I like overs in Bengals games because their offense is electric and their defense can do nothing. So once again, Packers-Lions over 51, Raiders plus seven, and Cowboys-Bengals over 49.

That's the NFL bit for today. Let's go. It's at this point in the show that I would like to introduce someone. If you're very hashtag growth certified and know what's going on in the world of me and the garage and all that you know this guest but if you don't give us a big round of applause for the tip goblin everybody okay uh tech goblin or tg i guess we can call you um i just have a couple questions the the same interview process for every show. Let's just start with an easy one, I guess.

What sports do you enjoy watching? Well, first off, I'd like to say thank you for having me on, Exit Bell, Jim. Favorite sport? I'd have to go with golf. Okay. What's your favorite storylines going on right now in just the world of sports? My favorite storyline going on right now in just the world of sports?

My favorite story line going on right now is Mike Tyson's butt. It's been something I've been calling on for a long time. Okay. Do you gamble on sports? I know sports gambling is a big thing going on right now in today's atmosphere. Do you partake? I do gamble a little bit, though. It's really just on the WNBA.

Okay, two more. I'm a football-first guy. Give me your Super Bowl picks. Super Bowl prediction. Hmm. I'm going to have to go with the Vikings and the Broncos. And your prediction for the college football national championship. For the college football finals, I'm going to have to go SMU Penn State.

Okay, that's the tick goblin, everybody. Give a round of applause for TG. I love you guys. Go check out my stuff at XFL Gym. YouTube, Twitter, Twitch. I stream a lot of the X League games. I got weekly videos coming out. I'm actually doing a video coming up

reviewing what cities I think would be great for UFL expansion. So be on the lookout for that coming up. And come on. Shout out these guys. Give the video a like. Give it a follow. This was a fun deal patrick

is a great dude this channel is great love you guys and we'll see you next time for another weekly roundup stay frosty stay hashtag garage certified man that might be the craziest shit i've ever seen in my life man i'll be honest with you that may be i that must be amazing because that is insane i don't know what was going on i don't know what's happening with that guy if he dropped acid shrooms but that was uh unbelievable so what listen community cable channel thing i know right it is so amazing man the guy's been viral uh several times on uh online with uh some of his rants and so you know we offered him the segment uh because he didn't have a segment anywhere and said well let's see what you can do man just try it out you know and

um that was definitely worth everything that you paid for it man man everything when the entire room goes what the yeah right so here's what you need to do okay listen if you're just listening okay today you might just be listening because you're at work or whatever the case may be you're driving but uh go back and watch that because the visual on it is just unbelievable man it's uh it's amazing now uh as promised uh i'm getting ready to get body slammed through a table is that correct this is this is correct we had made the bet i said i lost a win they did they did somehow some way it did happen you're right they came close to me getting because your part of the bet was that if ohio won i had to get tortured by Demanda. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I was very nonchalant. And when I made, I said, I told my wife, I said, look at this guy here. He's trying to, he's trying to swell up on me with Ohio State. Are you kidding me this year with that shit Michigan's doing? They're trash, man. I know. You called them the JV scrub team. I did.

They were the JV scrub team. And you guys had your $20 million team. Yeah, no, we have all the money. We have everything that you're supposed to have at Ohio State to win, and you see what happened, right? So I do want to know, though, just from my side, what method were you going to have Demanda go with? Well, I was thinking about using the Kendo stick.

Yeah, okay. Yeah, I was thinking about having her light you up with the Kendo stick yeah okay yeah i was thinking about having her her light you up with the kendo stick a few times i thought that would be sweet well uh but i need to get on this yeah i would love i want a gut punch yeah i mean one one just i just want one punch somebody lose bring me in for a gut we do okay oh you want to do the guy okay okay my fighters we do a burnout and i drop everyone all right so here here's what we'll do then and i should not do this this is stupid of me uh but this is what's going to happen we have the wheel of pain i spend the wheel of pain and whatever i get uh i have to do okay so what we'll do is uh we'll put that on the wheel of pain so that you if it lands on your space

you get to come in and deliver that gut shot to me yeah i do i was i saw it earlier and i was like geez man i would never want to be hit by that guy and here i am going i'll be hit by that guy yeah i'm an idiot uh so with that being said i'd like to introduce you to chris darks aka jimmy buffet jimmy buffet i've been hearing about you man uh here's question one can you pick my fat ass up probably probably so that's inspiring right there that's very inspiring uh okay he was the uh inaugural heavyweight champion for vapors's championship. Oh, really? He was their first champion. Yeah, it was a terrible idea on their part, but I'm glad they did it.

I'm glad I finally got to be a champion and make a champion entrance. But, I mean, look at me. I'm a big idiot. Nah, dude. You were well worth it, and we were glad to have the championship on you. Unfortunately, he lost it at the end of last year to Troy Twain in a last-man-standing match. Well, it can't happen.

We took advantage of him and ended up handcuffing him to a corner post, and he couldn't answer the count of 10. No, I can understand. I mean, you're handcuffed and stuff. He didn't even have handcuffs. It was a chain. Oh, it was the chains that he, yeah. Oh, okay.

Okay. We'll be returning back in March, and he's going to be here representing VCW in the Arken Brawl. Which is in January. And if you haven't heard about Arken Brawl, it's going to be right here at the Legion Scaffold Broadcast Studio Center, where we'll have a ring set up. We've got four independent wrestling leagues that are bringing in competitors. And so there'll be eight matches yes uh here's the great thing it's absolutely free yes it's absolutely free you can come up

see the studio come to the event we're gonna have uh i think hot dogs cooking uh it's gonna be awesome it's gonna be a lot of fun i talked to you you know maybe during the matches yeah we can get you there to do some comedy yeah i think i'm gonna do a little bit of stuff uh might get up and do a little stand up and and have a little bit of fun with folks too yeah sounds like uh i haven't done in a while so it'd be fun to do something right you know it'd be a good time to tell you what i look forward to what do you look forward to i never hear you say it so i don't know if i'm gonna upset you by saying this you know what i love to listen to you on the radio what What's that? Angry Patrick. Oh, yeah.

No, that happens every Friday. I'll be getting ready for that tomorrow, too. That was my favorite. No, I mean. He's going to blow a valve. Yeah, yeah. I've heard that before, yeah. I mean, red.

You can hear it just. Yeah, last week was rant 801. Wow. It'll be 802 this week it's cool man thank you when did you start angry patrick because that's when i knew you man um so i had been on the show as um uh the real critic uh uh uh more of an anti-movie critic critic you know and i did that for you know probably two years uh started at lick uh the station we no longer speak of we used to call it but uh lick 1063 and uh i was there with them they got fired and when they went to the edge they wanted me to come back you know with them and so i did but after a little bit i was like listen i'm so tired of watching

crappy movies because the only ones that are fun to rant about are the terrible ones. You know, and so you man, I'm most of the time nobody wants to go watch a shit movie with you. You know, like, no, I don't want to go watch that. And, you know, so I'm by myself and I was like, I'm tired of going to these movies, man. Can I just talk about whatever I want? And he said, well, yeah. What are you going to call yourself? And so I changed it to Patrick Dan Green reviewer. But when websites came into vogue, I was like, nobody you going to call yourself and so i changed it to patrick

the angry angry viewer but when websites came into vogue i was like nobody's going to type that shit you know so i said let me just go angry patrick and when i shortened it and started ranting about pop culture that's when it took off yeah you know that's when my stand-up started that's when i was syndicated all over the country um it was crazy you know how that happened uh from one character that uh that started as a kind of a call-in and then i'd show up every friday and then you know that led to me co-hosting and you know filling in and then boom you know i was i was half of the show then for 13 14 14 years. Yeah. So, yeah, it's been a great character. You know what I mean?

It was one of my favorite to listen to. Well, yeah, every Friday it still happens. You can go back and watch Rants from the Past. Now, we're getting ready to do this body slam, but first, a couple things. Number one is, look, maybe you need a roof. Okay? You're thinking about getting a roof. I want you to go to TitanRoofingCompany.com. It's a family business. They've been here a long time in Arkansas.

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Yeah, that was a new phone. Who does? Yeah, that's right. But so now we're going to have to do it. So here's what's going to happen. I'm going gonna change this uh uh rich you're gonna continue to kind of narrate what's going on forever and while i'm doing this right absolutely all right so let me change over this camera angle let's uh see if we can now hold on i always mess this up but i'm gonna try not to look at that look at that perfect okay and uh well that is a beautiful table man okay let's see how this is gonna work here uh does this zoom back hold on one second let me just see if this will zoom back uh yeah oh hey that way we can get a real nice wide shot of me getting my ass slammed through a table. All right, Rich, you got the comm here?

Yeah. Before we do it, can we get a Michael Bay lens flare? What is it you want? A Michael Bay lens flare. Oh, yeah, just a real quick light flare. Yeah, no, I don't have that built in. Here, I have this. Bullshit. Bullshit.

It's my show. We do it my way. All right. What just happened? that built in here I have this this is great I wasn't ready for this hang on just just before we do it though real quick one one two wait wait wait wait wait Go for the pin! Rolls him up! One, two, three! Ding, ding, ding! Come on! Ha, ha, ha. Whoa! You took like a chip, man!

The shoe. Well, I did. I came out of my damn shoe. Oh, out your shoes. He wasn't sure he'd be able to pick him up. Oh, my God. Oh, no, here. Jesus.

Now, that's a man. Wow, yeah, I just went through a table, people. Hold on. Let me set this back again. You got instant replay for that? Man, it will be instant replay. Scooch me in this way, man. Oh, my God.

Hold on. It's great to be a Michigan Wolverine. Yeah, no. Shut up, man. Was that the payoff you wanted right there, bro? Oh, that was almost better than Michigan winning the game. Of all the stuff that I've never been slammed through a table. Yeah.

Did that hurt? What do you think? Dude, it looks like that freaking hurt. What do you think? I think it hurt. Yeah, no. My back is radiating up and down. I may not walk today.

I don't know yet. Jimmy says if you need a drink of his, you know. Get the hell out of here with your coconut, man. What are you talking? Get that crap out of here, man. If it's any consolation, I feel fine. No, and apparently you could lift me up. We did see that. Yeah, are you doubting that anymore?

We did pictures up in here, man. After I get my ass beat, you're trying to get a picture of me smiling. That's probably the worst fake smile you've ever seen in your life right there, man. Jesus, my back hurts, man. Oh, I bet it did. Oh, you hit. Like, I was. Like, man, that's insane. Great job, Buffet.. Oh, you hit. Like, I was. Like, man, that's insane.

Great job, Buffet. Thank you. Thank you. Bobby Buffet. But at least, you know, I did feel some, you know, as I'm laying there in pain after hitting the floor at the table and then the floor, then he comes over and pounce on me. But at least I hear Nathan go, well, you took it like a champ. I was like, well, at least there's something for me.

You know? Man, you got Glenn from The Walking Dead and you got you. Yeah, that's right. That's something. You got Glenn from The Walking Dead, and you got you. Yeah, that's right. That's right. I'm that guy, baby. I am that guy. I am that guy. Are you ever going to place another bet with me again?

Yeah, absolutely, man. You got lucky on this one. But I pay up my bets. Yes, you do. Thank you. You are a man of your word. I am. I paid up on the bet, and I'll probably pay for the rest of the day, maybe the month.

Maybe I won't walk again. I'm not sure that my L7 didn't come out on the floor. It's very possible. And of all days for Dr. Marla, the physical therapist, to not be here, I have to have my back broken for entertainment purposes and not have my physical therapist here well if you enjoyed that you can well who would enjoy that honestly i'm sure a lot of people enjoyed it okay i thought you mean if i enjoyed it i was like man are you crazy

i think actually 99.99 of the world enjoyed that yeah only Only Patrick is the one who does that. Yeah, it's probably me and one random fan who's like, why would you hurt Patrick? I would say your wife was probably upset. No, she would enjoy that immensely. She was here for that. She was the one who wanted to do it originally. That's couples therapy. Yeah, no, that definitely is.

I promise you, she'll probably be watching that on a loop today. Hold on, hold on, I'm watching something. What are you watching,'ll probably be watching that on a loop today. Hold on, hold on. I'm watching something. What are you watching, baby? Don't worry about it. I just want to see how many times that clip. We're going to have to download that clip. No, that clip is going to go.

I promise you, that will be cut and put into a TikTok today. Oh, for sure. Yeah, you can bet on that one coming out on media today. For sure. That's a top-notch moment right there. The day Patrick's spine was like, finish him. I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what. I got a suggestion for your next bet there.

Yeah, okay. Patrick loses. Me and Patrick in an exploding barbed wire death match. That sounds fantastic. Me and you in a match. Death match. Okay. An exploding barbed wire deathmatch.

That's where the ring is surrounded by barbed wire. You know, I might take a chance for the ratings. Oh, dude, it'll totally be worth it. Yeah, no, I mean, I got to die sometimes. I got a 50-50 shot, right? Yeah, and if you don't want to do exploding barbed wire, we could always do a piranha deathmatch. Yeah, I like the uh the

hand taped together with the hand grenade oh that's a classic yeah that's always a good one anymore though it's all that regulation well you know now that trump's in though they're deregulating things so i hope you can wrestle with hand grenades again soon well the comments are going crazy the what are they oh yeah what are these fools saying? Facebook, Robbie Murray says that was great. Dakota says, holy shit. Keith Daniels says that was awesome. Dakota says we need to get you actually in the ring to take a suplex during the Arken brawl. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, that's what you want to see. Now you want me to be even higher up if I fall down. No, that's not true. Maybe we can, hey, Terry, can we make some, like, scaffolding or something? Have a scaffolding match? Oh. Yeah. We're getting to be new, Jack. Ray Ivey's going to be there, man.

You know, man. We're going to have to do that. You just need to keep it up, man, and I might get in the ring. Keep clapping over there, man. You know, it was fun to bet, but if you want to keep going, we can go, man. Look, man, I'll put pen to paper right now. We have one of the owners. I'm not afraid of the heat, son.

I don't think I am. Are we going to do it? Make the match official? Hey, if you all want to, we'll throw it in an organ, bro. You got something you want me to sign? We'll take care of the contracts after the show. Okay, we'll take care of the contract. There you go.

Ink that match. Ink that shit. Yeah, no no you're not gonna walk around on swole all the time thinking oh no i slammed him we'll we'll i got something for you so we'll make that it's not swole i'm just fat yeah where are we going because we'll help you drop some pounds so i'm gonna drop a few are we going one-on-one one-on-one yeah okay can we get teddy long can you say it i want teddy long to say i mean uh we'll see we can have your people talk to my people yeah you do that you you from now on you talk to my people well i think the tasmanian devil might have to come out over time man i

i'd love to see that man oh there you go there you go that would be something he could be your manager man i got hey i you know i do need a trainer. Right. Okay. All right. That I could do. See, now I bet you can help me train. We can get some little video, you know. Yeah. Yeah. You can help me with a little training here and there.

Yes. You can do it like the rugby double. Okay. Now. Now we're good. Now. Yeah. I was already a weapon.

Now I'm going to be real dangerous. Let me talk to the powers that be of Vapors, you know, my co-owners, and we'll see if we can get the contract made up and y you all can ink it live on air. You play around with your ink and all that and get it done. I'm just going to whoop ass. Okay. It's going to be a blood orgy. I don't know what you're talking about with orgies.

That's not the kind of party that I'm going with, son. My wife said I can't go. No, no, no, that party. That's not the one. Tammy says that's my boy yeah who's tammy my mom oh your mom hey hey miss tammy first of all thank you for watching thank you for listening i really appreciate it whichever that you're doing um and i want to apologize to you because I'm going to beat the hell out of your son. Bad. You say that like she didn't. No, she knows.

She knows when she sees this look. Same look she had. Look at it. Same one she had. Yeah. It's spot on 100%. I know it is. I know it is. I can see it in your eyes, boy.

I'm kind of scared. Yeah, I know. Maybe I shouldn't have done this. No, you probably shouldn't. This will definitely go down as one of the greatest days in my life yeah yeah okay i listened to you on the radio for so long and now i've you know gotten to see you get body slammed through a table and that's a real happy time for you it was it was definitely a bucket list of items like real happy times it was it was good man it was fun i enjoyed that i always enjoy

you know of course mich Michigan beating Ohio State. Let's not talk about that. But the fact that you had to suffer on top of it? I'm done with all this conversation. Greatest win ever. Celebrate it now. The celebration's short-lived. We need to do this. Let's do this, okay? Listen up now, I'll tell you a story Without a doubt, it's kind of gory

It's the worst news you could ever hear Things just like this make you fear Lying latched on a dumb guy's knee Or a big hard fuck drowning somebody. Why you laughing? Why you laughing? This shit ain't funny. No, it's not.

If you do laugh, you're probably going to hell. I'll be honest with you. Here we go. So, we talked a little bit about this earlier. But the at-large suspect who gunned down UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson outside a Midtown hotel may have left a message on the bullets he used to kill him Wednesday morning, according to police sources. which appears to include the words deny, depose, and defend engraved on live rounds and shell casings left behind by the assassin after he shot him several times at about 6.46 a.m. before he pled. The words are very similar to a 2010 book condemning the insurance business in which Thompson is one of the most powerful leaders. So this is definitely a hit of some kind.

But Delay, Deny, Defend, two of the three words seemingly left is the subtitle, Why Insurance Companies Don't Pay Claims and What You Can Do About It. So maybe, you know, he's one of those John Q guys. You know, maybe. You know what I'm saying? No. That's a distraction. I think you're exactly right.

You got to it so quickly, but you're right. No, that's a sell. The engraving, look, as you pointed out, the guy was catching shell casings as they're coming out. You know, if he left something he left it on purpose with reason and all of that is a razzmatazz you know it's a decoy it's a red herring whatever you want to call it uh because somebody wanted this guy smoked yeah it's more or less that's what it is isn't it more or less yeah he got what it is, isn't it? More or less. Yeah, he got smoked out. Man, that's crazy, bro. That is a crazy thing. Broad daylight, too. I mean, how bold is this guy? He hung out all day. People saw him. Yeah. I know he had a face covering when he did it, but I don't know if he had all day or not.

So we'll probably learn more. This is another one we talked briefly about earlier, but the search for the grandmother believed to have fallen into a sinkhole continued. Pennsylvania authorities encountered unstable portions of the abandoned mine. Now, Elizabeth Pollard, she's 64. She was looking for her lost cat pepper when she disappeared you see cats are in fact demons and this one ushered her right to hell it knew what was going on it let her out there's little elizabeth little beth little beth pollard she's you, 64 years old looking for Pepper.

And Pepper led her right to the hole. So, yeah, stand right here. Meow. Yeah. Marguerite, a sparsely populated village, is vulnerable to sinkholes due to past mining activity. Authorities believe that she fell into the former mine, which was last operated in 1952. Here's a question. Why the hell did they build houses over an abandoned mine that's a start right there i mean who allowed that to happen did they know was it their land and they just took their own chance because i'm thinking if that was the city

where was this at this is in pennsylvania man that sounds like this is a foreign country it does sound like that doesn't it i mean it sounds crazy enough to be a foreign country uh authorities were hoping she was still alive but because temperatures dropped to freezing and it's been like two days uh they're pretty sure at this point that she is uh like you said man that cat led her straight to the straight to the door well yeah of course that cat's down there going we all float down here that's right that's exactly right uh speaking of other countries a controversial red card in a soccer match and you know what there's no sport where you see people go nuts like soccer i mean they, they pull out knives, they stab each other, they kick each other down the bleachers.

They don't give a damn. A controversial red card in a soccer match ignited violence in southeast Guinea. According to the government, 56 people were killed in the chaos. The disputed red card was delivered in the match's 82nd minute and was followed by the throwing of stones police fire and tear gas what came next was a massive russian scramble where one witness saw people fall to the ground and uh girls and kids get trampled scrambled over high walls to escape people were trying to get out uh 56 people over soccer soccer that sounds just like a regular soccer game no it really does doesn't it yeah little league good lord

you know a lot of people die at the little league soccer i'll come watch it if they do no that's i you know what i didn't know that here goes little jimmy little jimmy's mom it's little jimmy's mom yeah little jimmy's mom she'll just run up there deck the coach right in the face for no reason you know i'm telling you man parents uh it was with some of the sports parents get real intense out there don't they especially my mom she almost threw hands with my vice principal once yeah his mom his mom says you actually know her like you guys have been friends for years yeah who's mom your mom that's your kid hold on what's her what's her name oh my god yeah i know tammy oh my i didn't

realize oh my god of course i know you yeah oh now i'm gonna whip your ass real bad yeah tammy i'm real sorry i'm real sorry about that. No, I'm whipping his ass real. Yeah. I'm shocked and gobsmacked that it's you and yes, no, you have one coming for sure. Now. Yeah, no, now I won't go easy. No, we're training Nathan. We're training for real bro. This is, this is on like donkey Kong. Yeah. Tammy, you know, Tammy used to babysit our kids. Uh, yeah. So it's like, yeah, no, no, no, no. I really, you know, Tammy used to babysit our kids. Uh, yeah. So it's like, yeah, no, no, no. I really, you know, I know Tammy well. And so, uh, now you're going to need a babysitter because you go into time out and then some baby. Uh, all right. You know what? Uh, my back hurts.

And, uh, I think that we're going to wrap up so I can get some ibuprofen in me because I got to do some real estate today. Uh, big thanks to Chris coming out and doing that, Chris Strickland. Thank you, man. You are awesome. I'll tell you what, though. I do have a big supply of ibuprofen in the car, so I'll gladly get you some. I don't want your ibuprofen, Chris. That's the good stuff, though.

No. It's equate. No. Rich, thank you, as always, for the torture today. And huge thanks to Nathan Kirby kirby coming in sharing some time with us uh he's so busy so we're so thankful that you were able to get in here i'm thankful to be here blessed thank you so much if folks wanted to see more about what you're doing where do they go see you at man i do a lot of stupid stuff on facebook with my wife okay so just look at

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and the bands that are coming in, having some of those guys in here. And so we're super stoked about that. Of course, tomorrow the Looney Bin will be bringing their headlining comedian in here. They're going to have a great time. We're thankful for them. Hold on. I want to say something real quick. Yeah, man.

I avoided a question you said about when you said, what is it like getting punched in the face? How do you keep coming back from it? Yeah. That's what you're doing right now. You're an inspiration, just so you know, because you can get kicked down, knocked out, fired, not wanted, not valued and feel that. And you said, F you, Joe Boo. I'll do it myself. You grabbed your own bat and you knocked out a home run. That's what you're doing right now. I appreciate you, man. Thank you, Joe. I do appreciate that, but I wish I could take that credit. I can only credit the team around me.

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