Patrick and the People - 1st Annual ArkanBrawl Presented by Patrick and the People

Episode Date: January 26, 2025

1st Annual ArkanBrawl featuring VCW, WWP, TNR, & AWE! Main Event: Angry Patrick vs Jimmy Buffet for VCW Heavyweight Championship! Also featuring the first ever scaffolding match in Arkansas!...

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Alright, and again, ladies and gentlemen, of course, some technical difficulties there. Still figuring everything out, you know, first time we're doing an event like this, but we certainly welcome you to join us here. And now, sitting down with us, if you happened to see just a minute ago, before we had to take care of some issues there, certainly a surprise. Rob Father, we were just talking with Prince Truth as he was up here declaring that he's going to win that Arken Brawl Battle Royal. And well, you might have taken him out of the game before he even the ring you see who runs the rule see who runs the roots see who
Starting point is 00:00:29 runs the roots the Rob father no okay yeah because you won't get in the battle rule oh I'm not a wrestler man I'm an announcer commentator somebody told me you wanted to wrestle no not me no no No, I leave that to you guys stupid Prince truth. It was here well ago. Yeah, he's such a moron He thinks he's gonna win the battle. Oh, that's what he was saying Does he really realize who's in it? That's what I? Partner of four hundred and forty two pounds. Yeah Right now put it in your books your partner I'm taking the prediction right now, put it in your books. Your partner from the Untouchables.
Starting point is 00:01:04 Our partner is going to win the battle royale. So we're thinking, let's see here, I want a prediction from you because I understand we have you of course have the Buffalo Island Junior Heavyweight Championship. Now from what I understand also you guys are WWP and TNR tag team champions. That is correct. So now you're looking to add the 2025 Arc and Brawl Battle Royale winner to the trophy case to The untouchables are gonna have all the gold in 2025 the unto all right trying to be Robbie seven though
Starting point is 00:01:35 Hey, if it makes it to be Robbie nine bills, what do you think? Well, you're definitely well under your way. I mean again Buffalo I want junior heavyweight championship Robbie what Robbie three bill Robbiets. Robbie Three Belts yep got the heavyweight tag team championships I mean it's just the end of January and you're well on that way so I made the prediction didn't I? Yeah it is. It's gonna come true. People just don't believe it. Manifestation is real. Hey the Untouchables has the flame. Hey come out here today we start at 12 o'clock right here at Yep. Just under a half hour to go I just got something to say I'm gonna match tonight. I know
Starting point is 00:02:09 Yeah Why I'm going against the tipi told princess Kid ain't got a chance now No, I heard he's been training pretty well. Don't talk to God before you ever walks and gets in the ring Okay, you are here to go go talk to God before you ever step in with the Robb father, okay? Because when I get done with him He's gonna be calling me grandpa. Oh My big strong words there from a Robb father. I know you gotta take it to the bank
Starting point is 00:02:44 Big strong words there from the Rob father. I know you gotta take it to the bank There you go Interview crap things, you know, I don't know rich you just you just making me mad How do you put this tile up against somebody's head? Well, you better look there. Hey, are you ready? I hope you are. We got a surprise. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. What's going on here? What do you mean a surprise? I know it ain't me. That's for sure. I understand.
Starting point is 00:03:16 Oh, oh, oh. Are we manifesting? We're manifesting her today. Whoa! It can happen. It can happen. just show up at 12 o'clock and find out this is interesting and the fire is on the heat is cranked up man it is getting the action is at a boiling point here I can't I can't wait to kick things off and we're still a half hour away can the building hold this much intensity I was I was not ready for all
Starting point is 00:03:45 this I'm telling you that we're gonna have to see but down joining us of course he's gonna be featured in that main event matchup if you saw earlier on this week on the Patrick and the people podcast he had invited Jimmy Buffet on and some trash talking ensued and well before you know it I mean talking only goes so far it's time to put up or shut up and well they got into a little scuffle the the podcast ended up getting cut off there at the end and and now we're looking forward to that main event matchup angry Patrick now joining us getting right a face off against Jimmy Buffay for the Vapors heavyweight championship don't be
Starting point is 00:04:23 confused by the suit. You know, I'm doing my little duties I need to do right now. But soon I'll be in my wrestling attire. And as I told Jimmy Buffay, I'm going to put the Nike imprint on his coat. It's happening today. Yes, his mama's here, unfortunately, for her to watch her baby boy get his ass handed to him. I'm gonna put my foot so far up his ass, he's gonna have to lick my knee, which is thirst, you understand? That's where we're at today.
Starting point is 00:04:52 He said, you say you're gonna close down the buffet worse than Corona, wow. Like Louie's. Yeah. Chips in the past, it's all. Feeling very confident, and I know, now I know coming into this matchup, of course, most people recognize Angry Patrick from the radio and of course 20 years and realtor and everything but uh nobody ever knew you were a wrestler too man, you know, how's uh, I'm not a wrestler. Okay. But today I am because I have business to deal with. Now got a little surprise up my sleeve
Starting point is 00:05:21 here. Yeah. Something I've been working on. You know I might or might not have been coordinating with another you know professional to help me get ready. That's what I was just about to ask. How are you heading into this matchup? What have you been focusing on training? Jimmy Buffet is a pretty sizable guy. I'm not going to say there's a huge weight difference but you know there's there's definitely a difference in size. There's a margin difference. He's like 6'1", probably field dresses 350, 370. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:05:51 He probably needs two caskets today. I'm not sure. I know he can't fly on one seat on a plane. That's what I know. The answer to your question is physics says that yeah, he's a big guy, but sometimes that don't work in your benefit when you're the big slut. Oh, alright! Big words there from Angry Patrick.
Starting point is 00:06:16 Be here at noon. If you're not here, you're going to be missing out because ass is about to be kicked. You can bet on it. I'm out of this pit. Alright, thank you for joining us. Angry Patrick, ready to go ahead of that main event matchup. Certainly exciting stuff and looking forward to that.
Starting point is 00:06:32 I don't know if you know, he looks ready. I've been seeing, I was here yesterday, he was in the ring. He's been getting some training back there and I don't know what this secret deal partnership is he has going on here. I'm interested to find out about that myself. Hey for a minute though I got to step away and do some things so I'm gonna bring in one of our other broadcast
Starting point is 00:06:50 partners to join you. Mr. Keith Dotson Jr. He's gonna sit down here. He'll be back in just a minute. Thank you all for joining us. Be sure to stick around. We are about 25 minutes away from First Bell. Thank you for joining us here on Patrick and the People for Archin brawl also right next to us you can't see them but do head on over to dads after dark on Facebook they are here streaming so be sure to check them out go ahead and be sure to check them out and we'll be back here in just a minute let's welcome Keith Dotson to the commentary table Come on over here, bud. Hey! They're making rowdy. Oh, they're throwing stuff. Hello, how are you doing, sir?
Starting point is 00:07:32 Oh, I am doing quite alright. It is quite a pleasure to be here at the Ark and Brawl. And it is quite a pleasure to be back in this business again. How are you doing, Dahlia? Yes, reunited again. Absolutely. Looks like we're already getting a little bit of action in the ring here yes it looks like we're giving out free t-shirts looks like of course one of the first times we get all these different promotions together of course there's gonna be some heads button and I cannot wait to see it there's too many strong personalities for it not to be a volatile situation. I'm just saying especially with that Things oh
Starting point is 00:08:19 The level of talent here today is just so impressive. I'm so excited for this. Hey, looks like we got a little guest here, folks. Being joined by our dynasty champion, Daddy Shane, representing QWO, always an honor, a legend. If you do not know this man. You don't know wrestling Just say you know, I feel definitely in the Arkansas area at least Go buy old insane Shannon quite frankly you lived up to it. Yes, sir. Thank you a lot of a lot of hell like going through here man, but I've enjoyed every minute of it and
Starting point is 00:09:02 You know with the battles of Rayvey and stuff and now actually being a better version of the opposite track. Yeah, if you're all familiar with that, it was me and Ray. And now it's got me and Ray and Triple J, which is QWO. And we're here to make a difference in the state of Arkansas, we're here to make a difference between, it doesn't matter whether you're black, white, gay, straight, trans, whatever it is, we're all equal. We're human, we're equal. And a lot of people grind up on that and kind of judge everybody.
Starting point is 00:09:38 They say don't judge a book by its cover. And I think that in this business that we can make a difference and that's what we're going for. Right. And it's definitely an admirable mission for this year and for everybody right now, for sure. It's moving, it's moving. I mean, tonight, you got me and Brighton, it's the first ever Arkansas scaffold match. And it's the first one in history. And it's an honor to be in the ring with him, not only that every time I step in there rather than tagging or going against each other, but to actually be one on one in the very first scaffold match. It's an honor, it's a blessing.
Starting point is 00:10:18 Not only is he my best friend who's inside the ring and outside the ring, but to represent TNR and WWP and AWE, Vapors, and all sorts of stuff coming up and I think these are the companies that are going to bring it up. Oh, it's definitely a pleasure to have you back here as always, man. Always an honor. Aww. You gotta be the gentleman, of course. Pinkies up. Absolutely.
Starting point is 00:10:46 Well folks, stay tuned. We're about to get started here in about 22 minutes. Still enough time to get down here. Oh my God! Whoa, whoa, whoa! That situation should be between love and light and an orange rosalie. So volatile! So volatile!
Starting point is 00:11:04 What in the world? As I said folks, bell time may not even start, we're already getting some action here. If y'all ain't here, y'all need to get here. These men surely hate each other. Brothers turn violent for sure. Where is he going? Where is he going? Folks, folks, clear the runway, because we are getting some action in the ring already. Maybe. As he said earlier the balling kingdom will not stand for this. Absolutely not. As I said though once you get all these different promotions together, Sparks will fly. Man, they ain't ready here today.
Starting point is 00:11:54 I'm telling you, if you miss this, you're gonna regret it. Absolutely. We haven't even started and we're already losing. It's already going down. You're not ready. We've got Angry Patrick who's going to be fighting Jimmy Buffet. We've got Archer and Logan. We've got Rey and Shane.
Starting point is 00:12:16 We've got the 30-Man Battle Royal. It is going to, it is a packed show here today. And not only is it a packed roster, it's already looking like it's gonna be a packed house tonight. And I'm quite frankly looking forward to this. Definitely want to bring your own chair, baby. Talk to my mom! Uh oh. Let's talk it to your mom. That's awkward. That just got so personal.
Starting point is 00:12:38 I think he's coming around this way. Oh, here we go. I'm afraid for this. Uh huh. I think he's coming around this way. Oh, here we go. I'm afraid for this. Uh-huh. I don't know who's going to be calling. I'd be happy if they did. We are being-
Starting point is 00:12:55 What's going on in my room? Oh, never mind. I thought we were going to be joined by the unaccepted Cody Hayes, but we are now being joined by the one, the only, the fabulous, authentic Gray Ivy. Thank you, how y'all doing? The pleasure is always great. First of all, thank you all for being here today. Oh, absolutely.
Starting point is 00:13:19 Wouldn't miss this for the world. And this is actually the second stop on the hashtag loveislove trip. Love is love. So you know at WWP, PNR, BCW, AWE, one thing we all agree on is love. Love knows no gender, love knows no race, love, no boundaries. Hashtag love is love. So as you can see with my name, the authentic reality, be your authentic self. And we wanna invite everybody, if you're close to North Little Rock, come on out, join us, have fun.
Starting point is 00:13:58 It's free to get in the door. So we're here to put on a show. We're here to give back to the fans that make it possible for us to be able to live out our dreams and us to do what we love to do. So first and again, thank you all both for being here. And pay attention to me. I swear. Thank you all for being here.
Starting point is 00:14:19 And there's my baby daddy. Being joined by another member of the QWO, Triple J. Pinky's up. This right here after today will be what, three times? Yeah, three times. First ever three time TNR book of the Wildland Junior Headway champion. Snap. And with all due respect, it's me versus one of my best friends,
Starting point is 00:14:42 Shane Bridges, in a scaffold match today. Yeah. It's a very dangerous match, but at the same time, it's two good friends making history. That part. Absolutely. So, not only celebrating making history, but we're also celebrating today marks 23 years that I've been doing this. Absolutely a momentous day. So, come on out, join us, have fun.
Starting point is 00:15:00 Me and my baby daddy because of those hands. Oh lord. There it was, ladies and gentlemen. The authentic race. Come on out, join us, have fun. Me and my baby daddy can go have fun. Oh Lord. There was, ladies and gentlemen, the authentic great Ivy. Absolutely, a veteran of many, many years in this business. If his history is anything to go by, he's going to put on a clinic tonight. Definitely on the Mount Rushmore of wrestling here for Arkansas.
Starting point is 00:15:25 Absolutely. Just the level of talent that I am seeing is nuts. I feel like I'm like at a WWE experience. I'm like, ooh. Yep. Oh my. There we go. About to get real real, huh?
Starting point is 00:15:44 Let's see, we've got some folks, uh, Oh? Pallas have seen that bat before and I've seen him use it. Pinkies versus Aurora. Eww! Oh, here we go. Oh, we're trained by the Resolutor Jackson Palace. Unless we forget who I come with, who I bear in my hands, not only the moment, but Aurora,
Starting point is 00:16:13 the aspect. Absolutely cannot forget Aurora, she looks beautiful today. As always. As always. I've definitely seen the work she does and she is quite the hard working lady. Hard, hard working. I am a fan. Thank you, thank you very much.
Starting point is 00:16:31 Of me or of Aurora? Of Aurora. I appreciate that. A hard working lady appreciates another hard working lady. I can appreciate that too. How are you feeling about today? Me or what? Both of you.
Starting point is 00:16:52 Well we feel blessed to be here. We just have Jobeal. Pain will be provided. In my name. Isn't that right? Isn't the fear between the two here? Whether it be in this battle royal that we're fixing to have or whether it be juicy Joe Angelo, it will be provided. The pain. The music.
Starting point is 00:17:17 I'm done. I think that's all I have to say. I think that's all I have to say. A pleasure. A pleasure is always Jackson that. Sometimes you don't even have a chance. But two are very important. Pay attention. Well you heard it from Jackson Palace and Aurora.
Starting point is 00:17:38 Pay attention. Absolutely. Man, we're getting more and more filled here. That's right, we're getting more talent, more folks. Hope you come watch the show. The level is gonna be off the chain, ladies and gentlemen. I'm thinking we might almost run out of seats here. It is a being your own chair situation, clearly.
Starting point is 00:17:56 Absolutely. We got 14 more minutes before this party pops off. And speaking of parties, I do believe I see our other co-main event here. I see the Jimmy Buffet. Jimmy, come on over. What it do? Hello sir. Howdy howdy Jimmy. So we know we've got that big old match with angry Patrick coming up. Any thoughts on that? They can call it a big old match if you want but it's actually a small match. It's just going to be 10 minutes of me beating him up and then 2 minutes of them taking him out. Well, I mean no offense Jimmy, any match involving you is going to be a big match.
Starting point is 00:18:37 For me, yeah, for him. He's just going to be scraped off the mat. Definitely some strong words. Have you ever seen the movie Uncle Buck, you know when he's gonna flip the big pancake with the shovel Were you children born like after 2000 no Well, that was Jimmy Buffet folks and he is he is going to be in our main event tonight with Angry Patrick. Stay tuned for that. We have got 13 more minutes before the opening bell. You still have time to get down here, find a seat, and get ready for the show to begin, for sure.
Starting point is 00:19:19 I'd say as far as finding a seat goes, it might be bring your own, as we've been saying. Yeah, it's definitely going to bring your own as we've been saying yeah it's definitely gonna bring your own situation I can't be it hurry screaming let's go I think this is the first time we've ever this is the first time we've ever had anything like this absolutely a whole set up, a whole bunch of promotions coming together for one show. And I'm definitely loving it. Well, and like Bree said, all the promotions that
Starting point is 00:19:53 are here today being represented, all believe in the same thing, of equality and fairness for all. Of course, hey, again, the fact that, again, if you're not here, you're going to miss it. But hey, it's a free show, you have no excuse. That part, the way the economy goes, there's no excuse. It was.
Starting point is 00:20:16 I think the blue chairs are actually almost filled up, and then there's literally hardly any room left in the audience. As I said, standing room only. Bring your own chairs. So what match are you looking forward to? Oh, I'm looking forward to all of those, but I would absolutely say with a little personal bias, this Battle Royale, because we're getting all the different talent in one ring. You don't get to see this that often. But on a personal note, I'm definitely looking forward to the Buffet match.
Starting point is 00:20:51 Jimmy Buffet is definitely one of the fan favorites, I will say that. Well, I mean, it's always entertaining whenever he's in the ring or out. Or at, for sure. or out. Or at? For sure. The Sea of Humanity! It is standing remotely here at the Archimbrall and Legion scaffolding. I don't know. I feel like they're not going to be able to keep half these people away from each other. I don't even know how they're going to keep Logan and Archer away from each other. That was nuts.
Starting point is 00:21:27 Well, the upside of having four different promotions, you got four bunches of wrestlers that are hopefully going to help keep the peace. Man, we will see. And if it's not going to keep the peace, there's going to be a full fight and I'll be all here for it. Alrighty, we are now 11 minutes away from opening bell, folks. Once again, if you're not here, get here. If you can't get here, find a way to get here.
Starting point is 00:21:53 Oh, looks like we got some announcements. We are back with the unaccepted. I'm going to try this again because I'm not the undead. I'm not the accepted. The undead? No. The undead, Cody Haynes. My undead armor. Beautiful people.
Starting point is 00:22:14 Yeah. Are you looking forward to the Battle Royale? Oh, yes. Oh, it's a good thing. Now, what are your predictions for it? Yeah, I'm going gonna let her know. Well, I'll fix me. Alright, he's paying.
Starting point is 00:22:30 Um, um. I'm gonna step in that ring. I'm gonna throw every other person out. Yeah? Then I'm gonna hold my hand up high. Okay, I'll take it. As the winner. There's a lot of talent in that ring.
Starting point is 00:22:48 There's a lot of talent in that ring. Including Big Hoss. How are you gonna call him, Battleman? Big Hoss is gonna be nothing but a Big Boss. Oh? When he sees me. Big Hoss is scared of you? He doesn't have to be scared.
Starting point is 00:23:04 He just has to know. How does somebody scared of you? He doesn't have to be scared. He just has to know. Oh God. How does somebody know like that? It's the vibe. Everybody gets that vibe. Everybody gets that little little gut feeling. Butterflies in your stomach. Once you get them butterflies in your stomach you might as well
Starting point is 00:23:20 step out that way. I'm going to whoop that ass. Can I use my step out that room. Running for the hills, huh? I'm gonna whoop that ass. Uh huh. Yeah, yeah. Can I use flavors like that? I'll be right in. You can't stop me when it happens. This is a family show, but there's no stopping Ray Ray. Stop Ray Ray.
Starting point is 00:23:30 You can't. See what he did to me. How rude he was. Are you gonna tell him no, though? Who? Ray. I get my time, the child. Okay, okay.
Starting point is 00:23:38 Everybody in the US can stay home. I make my time. You make your time, okay. I make my time. Alright. Make your time. Okay. I give my time, I make my time. Make your time, okay.
Starting point is 00:23:47 I make my time. Alright. Make your time. My time is going. That works. He's gotta go get ready. Absolutely. They gotta go get ready.
Starting point is 00:23:55 I'd say he's got eight minutes to do so before that opening bell. I see a savage queen in the midst. So much talent. That's a, looks like Rich is having to give some folks a heads up about something. Got some things going. Yep. Multiple, multiple big personalities in this building. Oh, and speaking of big personalities.
Starting point is 00:24:21 Hey, what's going on guys? Not too much. We just niggas behind y'all. I'm so sorry. It's all good. personalities. Not too much. Yeah, I'm trying to see which angle I can see a guy's weed from when they jump out the scaffold. We had two sisters over here. I would ask about time? You should look at that. I know.
Starting point is 00:24:49 Hey, I want to check it out. I'll be a son. That looks like sleeping bags. I know that. They were building it yesterday morning, actually. Word? Yeah. You gotta love it.
Starting point is 00:24:58 First morning of the project. That word. But it needs to be done. You gotta dive off of it. You gotta love when to be done. Absolutely. Carnage and chaos Friday mornings. Better than coffee. Oh, absolutely. And there's going to be plenty of carnage in that scaffold batch because you've got two veterans of decades long experience that have both fought together and against each other. Ray and Shane know how to tear down a house, that's for sure.
Starting point is 00:25:19 Alright, we've got some of the best people in the world. long experience that have both fought together and against each other. Ray and Shane know how to tear down a house that's for sure. All right we've got seven minutes left. Keep going. And of course Rich giving us the set up. Go ahead and keep on going. It's going. It's going. There it is. You are definitely with us for the rest of the show. You better get ready. Absolutely. I think we got a tough time for maybe one more. Let's see who we can snatch up real quick.
Starting point is 00:25:55 We've got six more minutes before this party starts. I'm just this is about to get so crazy Ladies and gentlemen What is your favorite match you guys are looking forward to I know mine or probably partners To get crazy Again if you were not here at the Legion's captaincy buildings were missing out it is free it starts at noon starts at noon. I mean, it's a Saturday. What you got to do? I think the bleachers are almost filled up by the way. Ooh honey. We have five minutes before we're starting. This is nice. There we go.
Starting point is 00:27:27 Let's start. Starts in five minutes. Sorry about that folks, had to take care of a personal project real quick, sorry about that. So many people. We are five minutes away from opening bell. Uh oh, wait a minute, hold up. Never mind, I thought we were about to have another brawl out here. We are five minutes away from opening bell. Uh oh, wait a minute. Hold on. Never mind, I thought we were about to have another brawl out here. Man, they're just breaking out all over the place. Again, four promotions, four whole locker rooms
Starting point is 00:27:56 worth of big personalities. Something's gonna go down. That part. Oh, and. Four minutes in counting. that part 4 minutes and counting I see a very beautiful savage queen and a nice little one too absolutely it's like a celebrity showdown
Starting point is 00:28:19 like who are you going to find here? absolutely got quite a few more folks in coming too. Interesting coming in like that. Check one two. Can you hear me? Yes we can hear you. Okay. Had a little technical difficulties there. Sorry about that folks. Oh, it looks like Rich Rockwell is in the ring right now. Absolutely. We just want to remind everybody we have some sessions today. We have a very special tarot for you. And as our thank you for y'all showing up.
Starting point is 00:29:10 We got hot dog, we got chips, and a soda over there. And one hot dog, one bag of chips, and one soda per person please. Just so we have enough to go around hopefully. But thank you all for joining us. Also if you want to let y'all know we are having a 50-50 raffle at today's event. So, if you would like to participate in that, you will see Ms. Tammy over here giving you a measure or hand up.
Starting point is 00:29:32 She'll be glad to take care of you for those tickets. The 50-50 raffle tickets are one for two, three for five, seven for 10. Having a chance to walk away with a prize. Let's see, third place prize is going to be, that's it, we have four prizes. Fourth place prize will be a gift to the team. Gift to the break room,
Starting point is 00:29:58 led to the men in park, chief co-host, Tom Patchman, the people. Don't forget to win a gift card for admission to the break room. Let's have a rage out. Co-hosts We also have some catch in the people prize packs for you. Victory today from the Catching the People podcast. Of course we are with some band merchandise. And then the grand prize, the top prize winner of that 50-50 raffle will walk away with half of whatever the pot is.
Starting point is 00:30:40 That means our new tickets we sell, so if we sell $100 worth of tickets for the 50-50 raffle, somebody will walk away with an extra $100 in their pocket. Y'all can't beat that, coming up for a bet, and you might get paid, right? All right, let's set down a couple things here before we get everything started.
Starting point is 00:31:01 Welcome everybody, we'll kick the action off in just a few minutes, so I'm going to have all the talent to the back, all the talent to the back. All right. This is so exciting. You guys are amazing. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:31:20 Ha ha ha. All right, I think all of thank y'all for joining us. Let me hear you ready to go? Ready for Arcade World! Let's do that one more time. We're happy to be here. I want y'all to be happy to be here. Let's let them hear us all the way down in the stadium.
Starting point is 00:31:40 Y'all ready for Arcade World! We're going to see how y'all act on here in just a few minutes. Of course, some words from one of the organizers of this event, Rich Rockwell. Absolutely. We are about to kick the party off. Yep, any moment now. And hopefully the critters will have no more wasps decided to show up and scare them to cheese. That's all I need.
Starting point is 00:32:25 that you stay behind this blue line right here, alright? That is for your safety now folks. You've got the rules to deal with. You've got the ropes ready. If you are right up here with the blue line, please be careful because you will probably have some bodies flying your way, alright? Alright, a few more of the rules from our organizer and ring announcer. Alright, no, uh, Miss Dahlia here's gonna get us some tunes going while we wait. We are at any point at this... It's about to start this whole event off and I for one have been waiting for this one.
Starting point is 00:33:34 I don't know if you got the word or not, but we are going to have the National Anthem done live so you don't need to play any music. Okay, cool. Good! The the the the the the the the the Wait a minute. Okay. Okay. Okay. I can help you up. I can do it.
Starting point is 00:34:05 Nice job. Nice job. Good job. Good job. Good job. Good job. Good job. Good job.
Starting point is 00:34:12 Good job. Good job. Good job. Good job. Good job. Good job. Good job. Good job.
Starting point is 00:34:19 Good job. Good job. Good job. Good job. Good job. Good job. Good job. Good job. Good job. Good job. Good job. Good job. And we should be getting started soon.
Starting point is 00:34:45 Absolutely, and I can already tell it is standing remotely here in the Legion's scaffolding building. It is about to get real, real quick Arkansas. Power on. I'm a man who's got the energy to take on the game I'm a man who's got the energy to take on the game I'm a man who's got the energy to take on the game I'm a man who's got the energy to take on the game I'm a man who's got the energy to take on the game I'm a man who's got the energy to take on the game I'm a man who's got the energy to take on the game
Starting point is 00:35:41 I'm a man who's got the energy to take on the game I'm a man who's got the energy to take on the game And the radio. And the radio. I'm going to be a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a
Starting point is 00:36:12 little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a I'm not gonna get you much away. That's okay. You got to see it. Look at this one.
Starting point is 00:36:26 I'm not gonna get you much away. I'm a superman. I'm a superman. I'm not gonna get you much away. Oh, there it is. I'm not going to take you much away. Okay. I thought he was doing the left. I thought you were doing the ample one. And he can't do it. Hold on. And I can't get his arms.
Starting point is 00:38:07 Are we going to close? I thought we were doing the anthem live. Is it the Arp and Ui? It should be the Arp and Ui. Got it? Yup, yup. Right here. Alright folks, we are now kicking this off. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
Starting point is 00:38:52 I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. Absolutely. All of the owners of the promotions that are being represented are getting in the ring right now.
Starting point is 00:39:35 Absolutely, and if we think our wrestlers are going to be a little volatile, who knows what their owners will do. Bad part, soccer. A lot of people in that ring, they mean. Absolutely, and I'm not even started yet. Yeah. WNC, AME, and KM. Thank you for coming to the very first Morton Grove. Woo! Thank you. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:40:30 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:40:37 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:40:43 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you to everyone else for coming out. Y'all are making history with us today. What I mean by that is this is the first time board of promotions have ever put together to put on the next show. So give yourselves a round of applause for making history along with each and every one of us. Thanks. Thanks for putting that up that way.
Starting point is 00:41:06 Not only are you all here live, but we are streaming this event live, worldwide on the internet right now. It is on every social media platform out there, and as of right now, recently we've had about 33,000 views! And the crowd is really people's awesome! Who's this year? ARKINFRAW! ARKINFRAW! ARKINFRAW! Brooklyn Bureau, welcome to New Zealand's People of Course. We have all the awards and awards on our recovery with TNR. And we're going to be at C in character surely right here. Get around. Woo!
Starting point is 00:41:45 Woo! Woo! Representing AWE Lightning Logan Light. Woo! Woo! Woo! And of course myself, I'm going to be your ring announcer tonight, but also I'd like you to all welcome my co-partner
Starting point is 00:42:00 for Vegas Championship Wrestling, Joseph Love for Keith Daniels. And none other, none other on the mat for Bakers Championship Wrestling, one of the best announcers in Arkansas, give it up for Rich Rockwell. Thank you all. I you all for being here. Also, if you want to introduce y'all, we got Ken after dark in the house! Well, WIU, you got Mikey G, you got Smoke Stack, and we've got Outlaw here representing Dad's F4.
Starting point is 00:42:51 Y'all be sure to check out their contest where I arrive on Facebook every Monday at 7 o'clock, right? And YouTube. And YouTube. Facebook and YouTube search up Dad's F4. Every Monday at 7 o'clock, man, it's a great conference, I've been honoring ourselves, I'm a huge fan. Very entertaining, guys. Also, let's give it up for our commentary team
Starting point is 00:43:13 for our marketing for all. We've got Keith Edwin Knotson, future. We've got Keith Edwin Knotson, future. We've got Keith Edwin Knotson, future. The Dahlia Black. The Dahlia Black. The Dahlia Black. The Dahlia Black.
Starting point is 00:43:24 The Dahlia Black. Also, joining us on commentary this evening, or this afternoon, they're kind of over here in the corner, but they'll be there. One of them's going to be doing some stand-up for you all as I ring a little later on. Let's give it up for Eugene Belcourt and Jay P. Ford! Alright ladies and gentlemen at this time a few things I do want to cover over with you. Two things also that I do want to point out. We want to thank our sponsors for today's event. First off, most importantly, this one will be able to happen without having to have to have their allowance to use the building. They welcome everybody here. They put up the scaffold for the scaffolding match. Y'all give it up for Lincoln Scaffolding! And Adam, right over here in the corner, at the owner's table. They got a place to own his VIP suite over here.
Starting point is 00:44:27 Be sure to check him out. Be sure to give him a handshake. Thank them for a lot of what you do here today. Of course we also want to thank the break room and Pinsies by Jazz. Also, we are sponsored by T-Mobile. We have T-Mobile out here with us. We have a fellow Pinsies for us. We're holding that service. I'm T-Mobile, the T-Mobile, I hope you're out there already, from Self-Defense Service, or Home Internet Service,
Starting point is 00:44:46 be sure to come talk to him. I'm T-Mobile, subscriber myself, at Home Internet and home. I absolutely love it. I've been following customer networks for like three years. What, cell phone, internet for me, what, 175, maybe 150 if that,
Starting point is 00:45:01 and that's like half the line of it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Y'all check around, you said y'all shop around. I've never had a problem with you making fun of my words. As always ladies and gentlemen, it was easy here inside the training center. So if you're asking for your safety, please do not try this at home.
Starting point is 00:45:23 And with that, at this time, ladies and gentlemen, if I could ask you to please rise and face your flag. We are going to have those Oh say can you see by the dawn's early light, What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming? Whose broad stripes and bright stars, o'er the perilous fight, the or the yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Starting point is 00:46:44 yeah bombs bursting in air gave proof through the night that our flag was still there. Oh, say does that star spangled banner yet wave O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave The brave. Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
Starting point is 00:47:27 Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Hey, you saw it! Hey! You saw it! You saw it!
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Starting point is 00:47:41 You saw it! You saw it! You saw it! You saw it! You saw it! You saw it! You saw it! You saw it! You saw it! You saw it! We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back.
Starting point is 00:47:51 We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be Championship Wrestling. We're gonna have a mic over to you. Will you talk about A.W.?
Starting point is 00:48:08 Hey, what's up? How we doing tonight, ladies and gentlemen? I want to thank you on behalf of Apts Wrestling Entertainment and the Sherwood Artis Hall for being here tonight. We run every Sunday. I'd like to thank Jerry Arnton for being here tonight. We run every Sunday. 530 doors open, six o'clock show, starting $8.00 each week. We hope to see a lot of you tomorrow night
Starting point is 00:48:37 as we have the fallout for this show. And we have the fallout for our last big show, RG Bomb. I would also like to thank TNR Championship Wrestling, Wrestling with Pride, and Baker's Championship Wrestling for making this one of the biggest events yet. And I say yet, because like I say, I'd like to say forward and upward. Because like I say, forward and upward. I'm proud to announce April C-46, WGDR will be keeping us at the Department of Pacific Searches.
Starting point is 00:49:29 We'll be putting a film in there for y'all to see as well. The doors are open at 7, so come on out and see us there. But I got something else to figure out here around that. I'm breaking a fourth wall down here. This man right here has been doing this business today for 23 years! I hope one day, one day, I can walk a mile in your school. If we don't say we love you, we're just going to stop there. I'm going to stop there. I'm going to stop there. I must be short on time. I am reordered definitely between the rest of the prize. What a rest of the prize takes for a song, a letter, an ID, or whatever,
Starting point is 00:50:46 you're welcome at those of you who can't. With that being said, today is our second stop on the Hashtag Nose of Love Tour 2025. We're gonna say thank you for allowing us to come into your home on this Saturday afternoon and present what we love to do. So thank you. Now...
Starting point is 00:51:13 Looks like a gift. Absolutely. Now... Today, I've been planning for 23 years to make this business. If it wasn't for this business, I have no idea where I would be today. There's a saying that this business doesn't do nothing, but I would generally owe my life to this business.
Starting point is 00:51:35 This business saved my life 23 years ago today. Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
Starting point is 00:51:44 Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! And today I'm here to mark that, in the first ever staffer match in Arkansas history. The only order to win that match is a four year providence with the staff. And I didn't complete that match with my best friend. 15 years. Thank you. Now, who's ready to have a good time teaching wrestling? Thank you all. Enjoy. Let's tear the house down. Archie and Rob! Archie and Rob! Archie and Rob! Archie and Rob! Archie and Rob! Archie and Rob! Alright, I don't know about you all, but I'm ready for some action. How about you? We are going to go ahead and kick it off right away. We're're gonna jump right into the action. It is time for the first ever 2025 Army Brawl Battle World Cup! Here we go folks, we are kicking off this arcade brawl with our battle royale. Oh D.C. Allen, Rich Groot, Dave Hall, Chris Fortune,
Starting point is 00:53:50 Kima Flumin, Nick Tanner, Dunderan Grayson, Taylor, and D.W.A.L.D. And, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and,
Starting point is 00:54:08 and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and,
Starting point is 00:54:15 and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and,
Starting point is 00:54:21 and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, I ain't a boy, I ain't a boy You gotta call this guy down the line I'm doing my job and I'm doing my job For the others now, it's Lucy I ain't a boy, I ain't a boy
Starting point is 00:54:35 I ain't a boy, I ain't a boy And then I say, you'll have to be dead to work I don't lie. The hundred dollar bank here, baby. Ah! I got it. Your opponent is where I am. And his name is football king, JRP, Potter O'Day.
Starting point is 00:55:02 Ah! It is deafening in here. We have a new winner! Coming in! My husband! My son! Yes! My daughter!
Starting point is 00:55:24 And finally! Here we go! The fans of the scene! And finally, Rocky Larkin! Yeah! Alright, ready for the first set of Arc and Bro! Oh, y'all gotta do better than that, get in the ring, the ball's getting going. No run! Y'all ready for Arc and Bro! Here we go! Oh, let the carnage go! Let the carnage go! Good goodness. There's some folks that haven't gotten into the ring yet, but there's already a whole lot of humanity in that ring.
Starting point is 00:56:06 I'm not going to lie. I'm going to tell you something. I'm going to tell you something. I'm going to tell you something. I'm going to tell you something. I'm going to tell you something. I'm going to tell you something. I'm going to tell you something.
Starting point is 00:56:14 I'm going to tell you something. I'm going to tell you something. I'm going to tell you something. I'm going to tell you something. I'm going to tell you something. I'm going to tell you something. I'm going to tell you something. I'm going to tell you something.
Starting point is 00:56:22 I'm going to tell you something. I'm going to tell you something. I'm going to tell you something. I'm going to tell you something. I'm going to tell you something. I'm going to tell you something. I'm supposed to have not even gotten into the ring yet, but there's already a whole lot of humanity in that ring. I'm not going to lie, the veterans are smart, taking their spots. Well, except for one veteran that's already in there delivering the chops, and that's Ray. Look, you're going to hear them. Those chops are probably brave, you can hear them. But as the deadliest chops in the business, Logan Light and Archer going at it already. Let's say we had a little preview of these two going at it before the show even started. Oh, come on.
Starting point is 00:56:56 Uh-oh, wait a minute! Logan about to get eliminated! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! Oh, he's holding on for dear life. Trying to beat him for it. They're trying to eliminate Logan right off the bat. Absolutely. They're trying to beat him there.
Starting point is 00:57:13 There's a lot of carnage in this ring already. I don't think there's been any eliminations yet. I like it. And it looks like the queens of the ring are circling, taking their spots, being smart about it. And of course we've got some more folks outside, haven't quite joined in just yet, but as I said, there's a lot of carnage in this ring already. We're just getting started! They ready. We told you, you ready. Started already already Already here on those shots don't even need that
Starting point is 00:58:06 23 years will do that. Oh, wait a minute. Maybe, maybe. We have our first elimination. Oh, we got one elimination. Might have another one maybe. What is Rod Father doing? Is he going to the top? Whoa, wait a minute.
Starting point is 00:58:24 Is he going to the top? Oh, right there! From the top! Oh, Father, from the top! Oh, Ray and Rockfather. Oh, no! No. Everybody click you. It's not. Oh!
Starting point is 00:58:40 You know Ray likes that, right? Two veterans just trading chops here today. He said, let's go! Jesus. No love lost there, baby. Well, it looks like the brawl is consuming again. Here we go again. I love how just everybody stopped immediately just to watch those two.
Starting point is 00:59:10 Okay now. And look, the queens have still not gotten their enormous shake. Oh wait a minute, raised the one on top! Woo! That was incredible. We're in the house here tonight. Wait, here comes Shane. Look, let's not even start with that. Where is Shane going to come from is the question. I'm not going to identify that one with a response.
Starting point is 00:59:28 Oh! Right off the back of a big man. Did Fortune chest eliminate pounds? Are you doing it? I believe so. Fortune chest eliminated pounds. I believe so. I believe so.
Starting point is 00:59:36 I believe so. I believe so. I believe so. I believe so. I believe so. I believe so. I believe so. I believe so.
Starting point is 00:59:44 I believe so. I believe so. I believe so. I believe so. I believe so. with a miss bar. Oh! Right off the back of a big man. Did Fortune just eliminate Palmas? Are you doing it? I believe so. Fortune eliminated Palmas. Oh, we got another elimination. Well, things about about a while. Food's gonna keep your eyes on the action. Looked like DC Allen was eliminated. Yep. I think DC Allen was eliminated. Yep. One half of the fallen angels. Oh, he's going to work again. And Archer eliminated Lightning Logan Light. Looks like outsiders getting some work done.
Starting point is 01:00:22 I'm interested to see how Lightning Logan Light will be able to have momentum going in to the Frawling Fiends Archer Mosley match later. Absolutely. Oh! The Outsider just eliminated Archer Mosley! We had a couple of eliminations here already. Uh oh, wait a minute. We had a couple of eliminations here already. Uh oh, wait a minute. And the queen herself telling him to get up. I don't know what's going on. Again, so much action going on in the ring.
Starting point is 01:00:56 Oiii! Hurts every time. Not in a good way. Oh, wait a minute. hurts every time not the good way wait a minute triple J is out Should I just get a little? J has been eliminated! I think she was probably eliminated.
Starting point is 01:01:26 But Oxy's about to get a... Double fist! Like how the greater they go for him. How do you keep track of him? We didn't bring him! That might not have been the smartest idea there, bud. He bounced back like a bounce check for sure. He bounced back like a bounce check for sure.
Starting point is 01:01:52 Almost! We got elimination! Oh! That's not pretty sure! Two! Three! No. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Try to skip the cut! And the triple! grandfather cleaning out! Get rid of everybody! Looks like our two big men here, outside are in the ring! Hey, there's a boy! Uh oh!
Starting point is 01:02:42 Oh? Look at the ladies, have you had to get in the ring. Looks like a change is that great without the ropes. Did we just betray Abby? I think Abby's out. Wait a minute! Ally's all eliminated herself! Shane, you don't want to get back in there bud. You know what, sometimes the ladies gotta work together.
Starting point is 01:03:23 Of course the referee's telling insane Shane to get in the ring. Go for your switch between the two. See somebody get beat up in that corner. Oh, man. Uh-oh. Looked like the knapsack guy. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Ray Ray putting the outsider on his shoulders?
Starting point is 01:03:39 Ooh, baby. Here comes Shane. Squat press, here we go! Uh oh, wait a minute! I don't think, I think Ray Ray might have hurt himself on that one. Seven people left in this. I'm not going to succeed. Uh oh. He's trying to pick him up. That might not have been the smartest idea there, Shane. No. Uh oh.
Starting point is 01:04:42 Stunner! Great, just got low little headbutt right there. Trying to work together the untouchables saying let's eat some cake baby. Oh no. Uh oh. Outsider is not going to have a good day. When I said I wanted cake I didn't eat it like that. Wait a minute.
Starting point is 01:05:01 Oh whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa is not going to have a good day! When I said I wanted cake, I didn't mean it like that. Wait a minute! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Ray is eliminated! Yeah!
Starting point is 01:05:14 Getting Shane back in there! Shane going to win it for it! Ray Ivy has been eliminated! Rawfather just mocking Ray Ivy with Daddy Shake. He said, no, not my problem. Wait a minute, outsider. Big body slam. Hunter Sledge, big ho House going at it.
Starting point is 01:05:47 Not the boos over the women. Big Man not moving at all. Oh women, my father's out. Where did he think he was going? It's not lunch. He said let's go big house. Got some of the former members of the Battle Royale up on the balcony keeping an eye on this one. Uh oh. Oh no. He tried.
Starting point is 01:06:20 Shane got out of it. Shane's working on that as a veteran. Oh. Shane got out of it. Shane's working on that as a veteran. Oh! It hurts! Going out of the corner. Oh! I don't care how big you are! That's the harder you will fall. For sure.
Starting point is 01:06:36 That will always take you down. Every time and twice on Sunday. Maybe. What's he still doing out here? Maybe do what he wants. Looks like possible teamwork between the outsider and Daddy Shay. A big cause. He is a big cause but they to get him over the top rope. They can't drag him out from underneath it. Every man that is in that ring is going to...
Starting point is 01:07:12 Well, never mind, it doesn't matter. We got Shane going in the high-rent district, baby. Absolutely. Rant-Doo, let's go. 360 spin. Outsider. Uh-oh, outsider. Taking advantage of the eliminated Daddy Shane. 360 spin! Outsider!
Starting point is 01:07:26 Taking advantage and eliminating Daddy Shane! And I think we're down to our final four! Hunter, Dalton, Big Hoss, and the Outsider. Ladies and gentlemen, we are now down to our final four competitors. Who will come out on top as the 2025 Arcade World Power Royale Champions? Let's find out! Big Hall's getting that strap off. Got four very big men in that. Oh!
Starting point is 01:08:08 Some training chops already. So let's just look at this whole situation. We've got Big Hoss who is one half of the TNR and WWP tag team titles. We've got Hennessey Ledge. We've got the outsider, we have the current reigning AWE, WH champion, tall player. This is getting unexpressed. Wait a minute. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, baby hope not for dear life Big hunts eliminated hunter 503 both men measuring Big Hoss. Big Hoss tossing. Oh! Woo! Ready. Outsider ducking out of the way, then giving a huge clothesline to Big Hoss.
Starting point is 01:09:33 Oh! That... Baby. It's all Nate thought. Big Hoss! Oh! Big Hoss getting a piece of you too. Looks like the outsider chance is starting. Absolutely, the crowd getting behind him.
Starting point is 01:09:49 Definitely a fan favorite. Big house down there, shut up. He needs to be focusing on the fight. Wait a minute! He's gotta get him! He's gotta get him! Outsider eliminates Big Horse! Incredible! Outsider took out Big Horse!
Starting point is 01:10:17 We're down to our final two. I can hear the Rodfather yelling he's not happy with this. Oh no! All the way! There we go. here we go here we go final two Shots fired! Absolutely, but outsiders definitely got the size advantage on this one. And the veteran experience on him as well. Absolutely.
Starting point is 01:11:19 And Dolphie getting it, definitely getting it from the outsider absolutely although I think outside took a little bit of that himself sometimes you gotta take a hit to give a hit that's for sure Don Rain popping back up definitely champion momentum he's using he knows what it is to go the distance in big situations you don't become a heavyweight champion for no reason. Absolutely. Got him in the corner.
Starting point is 01:11:50 Shots to the face, baby. Whoo. Dalton, measure in his band. Whoa, wait a minute. Oh, Dalton. On the ropes, baby. Dalton, a little bit. Oh Amazing He needs to get some oxygen. Let him breathe. That's a lot of work.
Starting point is 01:12:29 Ladies and gentlemen. Here in 2025, inaugural Arc and Roll Battle Royal winner, the ArcSiders! I've got to congratulate you guys. You guys are a hard-core Battle Royal community. Welcome to ArcSid3r. Let's give them a big hand. Well, you gotta wonder, will this help the momentum of the outsider later against his match against Big Out? Definitely something you gotta take into consideration. Good game there, good game there. Couple words, how are you feeling right now?
Starting point is 01:13:45 Good, good, good. What is this win meaning around the Inaugural 2025 Paddle, Arc and Brawl, Paddle and Roll winner. I know you've been around the independent team for a long time, man. That's gonna look quite nice on your shelf. You know it, I'm gonna say, first down there, I think, first time ever, I heard him grow up.
Starting point is 01:14:07 First of all, I want to say thank you to all the fans. Thank you to all the fans for having me. Congratulations. See you all later. Because there's one thing I want to do. It goes after one person. Say yeah. You've seen. I just to one person. Say it out. You've seen. I've just beaten one champion.
Starting point is 01:14:28 Now it's coming for you. There you go. One more time everybody. Give it up for the Outsiders. There you go. Even the Outsiders sees it. Absolutely. You guys, you all having a good time? Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
Starting point is 01:15:06 Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is set for one call. One call! And it lies before your unified Northeast Arkansas Open Way Championship. Introducing first, O ["Ode to Joy"] Well, here we go. The music you hear is the call of the falling kingdom and of Archer Mosley. Absolutely.
Starting point is 01:15:55 Oh wait a minute. And with the savage queen herself, Ali Savage. Let's see, Archer looking a little winded from after that battle royale. Let's see if he can keep this going. All hail the king and Queen. And his opponent. And it is a point! This is about to be a volatile situation between Archer and Mowgli. They fought before the show even started, they fought in the Battle Royale and here they are about to have a full on match again brothers now bitter enemies
Starting point is 01:17:42 with logan's belt on the line Archer and Ali watching in anticipation I'm a little bit of a sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad Mother. Alright ladies and gentlemen, again the following contest is essentially a last man standing match. What does that mean? Meaning that the winner of the match will happen when either one of two competitors are not able to answer to the count of a ten. For the tenth count, the other way will determine the last man standing. Introducing first, the challengers. Widening at 225, standing at 5 feet, 10 inches tall.
Starting point is 01:18:58 Accompanied to the ring by Ali Savage. From Sin City, the Anarchy King, Archer Moseley. And to my right, weighing in at 260 pounds, standing at 6 foot even, from Searcy, Arkansas, he is our TMR Unified North Miss Arkansas Open Way Champion, Arkansas. Here's our team. Arkansas Openway champion. Lightning. Let's go! The history between these two goes back years. Uh oh, Logan getting in the first swing already
Starting point is 01:20:35 There it is Logan fire back! Nice drop kick from Logan Light! Going immediately to work! The Anarchy is smarter than that! He's going to have to try as hard as he can. Now again with this being last man standing, there is no DQ, no count outs, anything goes in this match. I can't wait to see what these two pull out. Denied! That is the Anarchy King. He's a little bit smarter than that. I'm not gonna lie, I am a part of the Falling Kingdom, so I'm gonna be cheering for the Queen and Queen. Alright. Logan is going to have to come as much as he can into the best of here.
Starting point is 01:21:30 Of course, the psychological warfare going on between these two. Absolutely. My name is... Gary! Said he was Gary. Gary! Gary! Gary! Oh wait a minute, looks like he was messing with that turnbuckle a little bit. Seeing some frustration from the champion, maybe.
Starting point is 01:21:56 Hey, both of these men just got through wrestling a big battle royale. I'm just saying there is no blood loss. Absolutely not. Revenge can be a very good motive for it. Archer just throwing Logan into the pole. Godly turn and no sense of humor. And Allie just skippin' it over there like it's a two-step. These two definitely putting them out of the clinic. Looks like they're getting back in the ring.
Starting point is 01:22:42 What are we looking for here? I hear some rustling around, and that's not always a good thing. Uh-huh. Looks like Archer's looking for a weapon. Looks like toys are coming out. He was just over there, wasn't he? Oh! Oh?
Starting point is 01:22:58 That's like out. Looks like he's got that trash can lid. There it is. Axe SD9. Beat him like a dirty rug apparently. I thought even the rug would be saying that's enough. Ref starting his count. Oh, just kicking him in the face. Seriously, no love loss.
Starting point is 01:23:34 If you look up the bird of hatred, think of the ESG brawlage. Logan trying to grab some momentum, coming back with the shots, throwing archery into the ring. Bounced his head clean off the apron, too too. Oh here comes that trash can lid again. Nice a pizza pan. I don't want to just laugh. Did he just make it straight again because it was dented. Oh! Frisbee. Nice shot. Standing drop kick from Archer Mosley! Absolutely! Both men showing their aphrodisism here today.
Starting point is 01:24:12 Both these men can go! The beautiful Ali Savage checking on Archer Mosley. Looks like Logan Light back to his feet. Archer back to his feet. Oh, looks like Logan's looking for a little surprise. Oh, here comes that pizza pan again. Nice! Trying to knock some sense into him I guess.
Starting point is 01:24:43 Taking full advantage of Logan trying to pull out all the toys. He's archer. Be careful of Ally Savage ringside. She definitely will get involved if she needs to. Oops. And again, no de- whoa wait a minute, there's the trash can land. Tune up the band, baby, here we go. Oh!
Starting point is 01:25:10 I think that was a bass hit. I'm pretty sure you could have heard that all the way in Little Rock. There's at least a free bass run right there. Water? there water I just saying look at that's a hey I don't think our look Archer what's this stand yet take as much time as he wants to publishing Logan like Logan like oh reversal it definitely works right here shots to the shot sparring into the pole this is actually about to get up into the crowd if it were not careful got him trapped around his arm. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Logan trying to break the arm of Archer Mosley. Definitely some questionable ethics by the champion.
Starting point is 01:26:23 If I do say so myself. What's he doing with that? Oh a candlestick Nothing ever good comes when someone's got a candlestick. I should know that is my favorite toy to play with in the ring But in the world Right off the back of Archer Mosley Oh! Right off the back of Archer Mosley. Like I say, pain is an illusion and Archer's going to use that as motivation. Oh! Oh wait a minute. Saw it now! Oh! You can see the indent on the back of Logan Lyra already.
Starting point is 01:27:00 Do it again! Oh! The Anarchy King reigns. Right now he's reigning Kindle Stick Boys. Bouncing it off and not choking him with it. It's like they're telling you to just don't like an X and this is the stuff you want to do. Look at it. Marcia Mosley in full control of this match right now.
Starting point is 01:27:24 If he keeps this up, he could be the new champion. We have to account for, you can just see the welts on Logan Light's body from that Kendo stick. Oh we got more toys to play with. Gotta wonder how much damage has been done between the Battle Royal and this match with those kind of sticks to Logan Lyon. And don't forget that brawl earlier. Wait a minute, Logan, he's got some offense of his own. Sends Archer to the floor. He's going out! He's going out!
Starting point is 01:28:26 Why? Denied! And there is no covering on the outside. It is pure concrete, ladies and gentlemen. Pure concrete. Yeah, I think Wogan might have done more damage to himself than anything there. You gotta wonder how much can, how much do you want to give an opponent at the risk of yourself? There's gotta be a winner at some point.
Starting point is 01:28:59 Uh oh. Got this, uh, I want to say drywall set up at the corner look between these two cows at this point are we redoing walls here? I thought we broke that earlier fish is headshot uh oh, here we go there! woo baby! vicious headshot right but archers not moving either like I said earlier you That was insane. Logan's up! Got to a count of nine there, that was close! That part, too close!
Starting point is 01:30:15 You're at ten minutes right now. Wait a minute, Logan looking for a little surprise of his own. Use of the crutch! That takes the wind out of you. don't care who and there you go now take the wind out of you more here see it oh these men both these men have fought together and against each other and they know each other inside that and by golly we are getting the proof of that here tonight. Who's getting the momentum that's for sure. Who will take advantage of this?
Starting point is 01:31:10 Oh Archer! Oh! The D.O.L.L.O.S. case! Ali's like RIP. Logan trying to get the crowd behind him. Trying to see who's going to get the momentum in this match. Out of nine. That was really close. Archer mostly.
Starting point is 01:31:54 Oh wait a minute. Reversal. Oh wait a minute, who the heck is this? Who is this? Soccer. Who are those two? Two men brawling? What is going on here? Wait a minute. What the?
Starting point is 01:32:26 The Fallen Kingdom! I mean, it's all perfectly legal here, but... Tyler Green coming to the behest of Archer Mosley. Big kick! Big trigger! He's trying to kick to the face for his troubles. The Fallen Kingdom will not let Logan Light leave walking, I guarantee you. Oh baby! That kick, lethal. Beautiful uppercut from Archer Mosley.
Starting point is 01:33:10 Logan coming back with his own. Give one, you get one. Two. Over. Oh! Two. Over. Oh! Logan trying to get this crowd behind him. And all the yelling at Arch, trying to come alive.
Starting point is 01:33:44 Left to a count of five. That's it! That's it! That's it! That's it! That's it! That's it! That's it! That's it! That's it! That's it! That's it! That's it!
Starting point is 01:33:52 That's it! That's it! That's it! That's it! That's it! That's it! That's it! That's it!
Starting point is 01:34:00 That's it! That's it! That's it! That's it! That's it! That's it! That's it! That's it! That's it! That was a clinic of a match. Nothing like having two full friends going against each other to really put in a full high gear.
Starting point is 01:34:39 Ain't that right, Ali? Absolutely. Dahlia, Dahlia, sorry, hit us. I could not have that kind of honor being called Ali Savage. There is only one queen. But I'm interested to see what the repercussions will be. The queen carrying out her king. I don't know if they're holding it or not, but they're holding it really high. The Queen carrying out her King.
Starting point is 01:35:07 Yeah, we won't be able to do it. It'll be alright. We'll catch it. Thank you. Have a good one. Yeah, like I was saying, that's it. That's it. That makes it three. Oh, maybe yeah. Alright. I'll get up there in the next match. You've got to give me a thumbs up on that one. I'd say we're having a little bit of a clean up on the ring at the moment, but well, congratulations to Logan Lyon on regaining his title. And we still have more to come here pretty soon folks. Including that scaffolding match between Ray Ivy and Shane. And our main event of Angry Patrick vs Jimmy Buffet.
Starting point is 01:36:01 Yeah, this has definitely already been a perfect opening for Arc and Brawl and we have still got more to come. is the this regulation We're gonna be giving away some gift cards to Piercing by Chad. Of course a gift card to the break room. From Amanda Parker, we got some Patrick and the People prize packs to give away. Some bad information in the floor for them. The great prize, somebody will win whatever half of the pot is. So if we sell $200 worth of 50, 50 grab of tickets.
Starting point is 01:37:05 You can walk away with 100. Certainly can't take that, a free event, you can walk away with an election money in your pocket. Be sure to get those tickets while you can. Right now we're gonna keep the action moving right along. Entering scene first. ["Spring Day"] It works! Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo and Aurora The crowd telling Pallas exactly what they think of him
Starting point is 01:38:09 Clearly no love lost between the crowd and Jackson Palace, the Revolu-tor. Absolutely not. Really a fan. Love him or like him, Jackson Cowlis is a talent and a force to be reckoned with. Of course, always having his own equalizer with him. Aurora. And his opponent. I'll take Hall houses, gentlemen. Ladies and gentlemen, the following contestant set for one fall. Introducing first, and if I have you to my right, weighing in at 185 pounds, standing at 6 feet even, hailing from the moment, the Revoluiter, Jackson Pallin! And his opponent, standing to my left, weighing in at 195 pounds, stepping up five feet to reach his tall, from Ferris, Texas,
Starting point is 01:40:21 Joe Angelo Garcia! Texas, Joe Angelo Garcia! You'll pick your winner's matches here. Well here we go! Joe Garcia versus Jackson Palace. Garcia better be careful because I have seen what Palace can do in a match. And it is not pretty. Do not be fooled by Palace, he's a lot trickier than you think. He's the hodah there. Crowd definitely showing there's no love lost between them and the Vowels. go for the German that was
Starting point is 01:41:57 looks like he's got. Switch to a headlock. I'm gonna go to the block. As he was singing the... Uh oh. Hey! Hey. That hurt. That hurt even me. Palace with the chops and then...
Starting point is 01:42:56 Uh oh, here's another one. Oh! Garcia was on his own! Garcia showing that athleisure is a game! Arm toss and into an arm bar! Back in control of Palace. Really going for that arm of Jackson Palace. Into a pinball. One count.
Starting point is 01:43:30 That's pretty close. What are these men just going at in the ring? Staggering Palace quite a bit. He's got the glove. Oh, the disrespect to Palace. Wow. Oh I wouldn't touch that Needed to drink Did you drink, Frank? I did. Bulldog! Bulldog for Powis!
Starting point is 01:44:24 Two count. Bulldog for Powis! The crowd getting behind Garcia. Plenty of uniproverses going on today. plenty of reverse I forget the one count It's like Joker seeing Mountain Palace in the corner. Palace pushing him off of him. What was that? Palace with the stumps. Big move from Jackson Palace into a cover. Two count. Right to the chest of Garcia. Back server! Into the cover!
Starting point is 01:46:35 Two count for Garcia. That was close! I'm a swim, very reversal. Oh! Close run from Palace! Both been putting on a clinic here tonight. One! Two! Three! Four! Two. Three.
Starting point is 01:47:06 Four. And left. Go! Looks like Pallas is tuning up the band. Here we go. Oh! Reversal. In the cover! Garcia wins it!
Starting point is 01:47:30 Here's your winner, Joe and Dr. C! I don't think he's looking too thrilled about it. Yes, you're up. Woo! Archie Jones, Archie Jones, Archie Jones, Archie Jones, Archie Jones, Archie out, Archie out. Alright ladies and gentlemen, we are gonna put a pause in the action for about 10 minutes to give her another chance to stretch her leg. Make sure to check out some of the merchandise over here. Real quick before y'all get up though, just to let you know, he's got a few words he wants to say and he's going to talk for a little bit. I'm going to put this on my mic. After he gets done talking and doing his kind of stand up thing. I'm trying to be a personality. I'm also a real estate agent. That's why I dress like this.
Starting point is 01:49:46 I dress fancy. I do real estate, right? So when you do that, you gotta always get the belt on. You gotta be the best. So if ever you need a heart, let me know. If you're trying to sell out, let me know. But let me tell you this whole story that happened to me a couple weeks ago.
Starting point is 01:50:04 One of the big root stories. I had to go about an hour or so here, hour and a half, to a place called Grapevine. You all heard of Grapevine? Yeah, I'd go there to look at a house that a guy wanted to tell on about 48 years. So I'm driving out there and a guy, a gentleman, said, I'm about 15 minutes away, and he said, I'm not going to be able to make it, but my renter is there, and he said, I'm going to go to Grapevine. And he said, I'm going to go to Grapevine. And he said, I'm going to go to Grapevine.
Starting point is 01:50:14 And he said, I'm going to go to Grapevine. And he said, I'm going to go to Grapevine. And he said, I'm going to go to Grapevine. And he said, I'm going to go to Grapevine. And he said, I'm going to go to Grapevine. And he said, I'm going to go to Grapevine. And he said, I'm going to go to Grapevine. And he said, I'm going to go to Grapevine.
Starting point is 01:50:22 And he said, I'm going to go to Grapevine. And he said, I'm going to go to Grapevine. And he said, I'm going to go to Grapevine. And he said, I'm going to go to Grapevine. And he said, I'm going to go to Grapevine. And he said, I'm going to go to Grapevine. And he said, I'm going to there and I call in and say, I'm about 15 minutes away. And he says, I'm not gonna be able to make it, but my renter is there, he'll let you in. So I pull up, it looks like a hoarder house, just everywhere outside. The house looks like it's about to fall down.
Starting point is 01:50:39 I'm kind of a little nervous about it, like I go up, knock on the door, and nobody answers. I'm not going to go over the door. I feel like I'm not going to go over the door. I feel like I'm not going to go over the door. So I feel like I want to just walk around the house for a minute. So I walk around, see the weather, look down, and I can't fall down. So I say, well, maybe the wind will let on again. And I hope it says, she is going to go over the door.
Starting point is 01:50:56 Well, sure enough, the door was open. I open the door, I go in, and it's just one, two times, and it's out. I open the door, I go in, and it's just one, two times, I'm gonna go ahead and get a Boy, hey, we got a hell of a day going on today, huh? That's what happened. That means right now, now I'm on the line. Anger Patrick is giving a heartfelt speech.
Starting point is 01:51:31 Right now he's more melancholy, Patrick. Oh, yeah, Anger Patrick hasn't come out yet. Boy, Jimmy thought he'd better get ready, though. So I can go back in. If he could, he could have passed him in that suit. I heard he did whoops and If he could, he would have worn that suit. I heard he would have whooped some ass in this suit. What's one of your favorite moments from your life? Favorite moment from my life?
Starting point is 01:51:58 There's a little time out. A little time out. I can't help but think about the things of the Moon face off in Battle Royale with the team and Venom and the little big show. I think having a big one franchising, knowing not to get involved in the battle world until the money calls, that would do it. We've got to speak up. We've got to speak up. Appreciate your company. They asked us to speak up, yell for y'all, Patrick and Coop.
Starting point is 01:52:45 We gotta sound angry as well. That's my mother, Patrick. He up here is gonna do a little comedy routine beforehand just in case somebody wants to kick your ass. Like, you know what I mean? Yeah. Make them laugh so they don't kick your asses bad. That's always been my motto. Oh, there's Angry Patrick coming out. I didn't have to put my head up and jump down. But that's how it is.
Starting point is 01:53:26 There's Angry Patrick coming out. There it is. There's that trash talking comic. There you go, the man that we love, Angry Patrick. We don't want to feel heart failure. We want to feel some anger. This is the battle of the mind. This is the hot dog on.
Starting point is 01:53:41 I want you to hear me. You can call the call. Patrick! Patrick! Patrick! Patrick. Patrick! Patrick! Patrick! Patrick! Patrick! Patrick!
Starting point is 01:53:49 Patrick! They say that now when he go through a table later on, they're going to be very, very quiet. I just feel it. They love him. They love him. Jimmy Buffett better get ready, baby. Eugene, we're officially on the call.
Starting point is 01:54:04 We'll be y'all in the mission for the day. So, bro, we just seen some... Okay. Turn the mic. All right, cool. All right, I think that's more of a note for I got rich. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:54:18 Let them know. Have that long, impression long. That's the thing, with me and Eugene on the call, like there's no telling what you have because we've been seeing some exciting stuff today. Yeah, this has been a wild card so far. Now, one of my favorite things, you gotta admit, that that battle royal proved that there are really no friends in this.
Starting point is 01:54:38 People started going out that battle royal quick as hell. Like they'll work together one second, bam, throw them out the net. You see Nate Hammer and that one boy attack team, the T-Move Venom, and then both of them ended up getting dumped over the road. Both of them ended up getting dumped over the road. The outsider, the outsider. Yeah, he was calling them T-Move Venom. I want an outsider to hear that.
Starting point is 01:54:57 Like I can't wait for him to hear you call them T-Move Venom. I don't want none of me. All 95 pounds of Eugene. Right, I'll climb on his head like a coon on a spider bump. I'm just kidding now. Only Eugene would threaten the outside. No, no. There's no business. Outside, if you hear this, Eugene Belfort would like to go in here and fight you. I'll choke slam you if you keep on. No, not by the outside around. I know that much. I'll choke slam you and the outside at the same time.
Starting point is 01:55:25 Nah, I'm not even worried because you know what? My squad is here as well. Big Money Franchise later on is gonna be up here and they are my team to win it all because they get into the money. Big Money Franchise don't do nothing but bankin' and stankin'. That's it.
Starting point is 01:55:39 I'll go get my boy Nate Hammer and we will just. Oh, nah, you know Nate? You know Nate like that? No. We'll just dog walk. Oh, will just- Oh no, you know Nate? You know Nate like that? No. We'll just dog walk. Oh no, I didn't know you knew Nate. Hey, and I seen your cousins had a match earlier versus Lucky Logan.
Starting point is 01:55:54 Them folks wasn't related. No, I seen y'all roll together. Lucky Logan's opponent rolled with Eugene. I want y'all to know. That was all in the back. No, they got with Eugene. Eugene want y'all to know. Eugene just come back from Austin, Texas drove 12 hours to get here and then had a blowout half a mile up the road.
Starting point is 01:56:15 Yeah, he had a blowout and still made it to this event. Still made it. We're here. We're blessed. You had a blowout then you made it to this banger of an event. That's nice. Banger, bro. What do you think about that championship match, though? Which one? Which cousins? No, that's not my cousins. Those are your cousins.
Starting point is 01:56:33 Lucky Logan, if you want to attack the source, Eugene the one that told them about the nice match. Y'all are going to watch me choke slam JP four in a minute. Keep on. There's about to be a tense match added to this card. They just don't know it yet. He keeps running that match. Oh man, me versus Eugene? He keep on, he about to get it. Boy, hey, in a moonshine match, that's what I want it to be.
Starting point is 01:56:52 Which one of us can tackle a bottle of moonshine wins? Whoever. I don't know. A classic moonshine match. Oh, Richie. Hey, Patrick said you're going to turn it up. Turn it up, great. Hey, Patrick said you're gonna want to turn around. Turn around? Okay. Mm-hmm. But yeah, in a classic moonshine match.
Starting point is 01:57:09 That's how my grandpapa used to solve his problems, a moonshine match. What is a moonshine match? A moonshine match. You get a bottle of moonshine, you and your opponent get in the ring, and y'all both drink the moonshine. Whoever the last one standing wins. So what, we just take a couple shots of moonshine and start beating the standing wins. So we just take a couple shots moonshine start beating the hell out of each other? We can fight if you want. It's a wrestling match you keep on you're gonna get choked. Oh we just gotta do a wrestling match. If you need to get liquored up to be able to handle this whooping you gonna
Starting point is 01:57:38 receive. I'm not. And by all means do what you gotta do. I'm willing to fight you but it can't be a normal match. I do not want to fight you, Gene, in a normal fight. Because you might win, because you're from Fire and Bluff. You got scrappiness in your blood. I'm going to take you on in a WWE Saintin type match, like a ladder match. I'll take you on in a tables match.
Starting point is 01:57:59 We're going for a heroin sell, baby. I'll take you on in an ambulance match. Steel cage, let's go. Nah, nah, nah. Let's do a scaffold match. Nah, you haven't been to jail before. You're from Fire and Bluff. I can't take you on in a steel cage.
Starting point is 01:58:11 That's not fair to me. That's playing up to your advantages. Nah. I'll fight you off the scaffold. Nah, hell nah, because I'm scared of heights. That's playing up to your advantages. Nope. You gotta take...
Starting point is 01:58:21 We're doing an inferno match. We'll set the ring on fire at the end of all this. That's the thing, I know. We'll'll burp long as I get to bring some papers Hey, they don't fight no more. They did burn this stuff You know you know what my dream match is to fight someone in the ambulance match this way if they would man too bad I'm like match over just lay me down Next race on me will me out of here. I'm hurt. That's the thing, it's the only beef that fixes itself. You get beat up too bad, I lose. Like, you know, I can't do a I quit match because I pass out and I feel like you're the type to
Starting point is 01:58:56 keep on stumping if I don't say nothing. Matter of fact, that's what I want. I want an I quit match. Oh my god, right now we have someone on top of the scaffold. Matter of fact, that's what I want. I want an I quit match. No. Yeah, yeah. Jump, get booked for tonight so. If JP keep ruttin' his mouth it's gonna be him fallin' up this scaffolding. I'll tell you what. You didn't get determined to get me into some kind of match. Don't worry you didn't. I am. I'm bitchin'. I watched Hill. I watched that show Hill's on Netflix and it just little fiery me. You know Netflix added Monday Night Raw. Oh yeah, I didn't care. I done got all that back into wrestling and shit. Now we're here, we're commentating.
Starting point is 01:59:51 It's been a lifelong dream of mine. We're commentating. And I'm glad to be here. I wanna take you on to the ladder match. That should be the thing. We can do it. But you only 5'5", so I know I got the man as head. I'm 5'10", you better run neck and eyes.
Starting point is 02:00:03 You just said put every inch on my name. Boy, that's bad ass. Nah, I'm climbing up to the top of ladder. I think I got you in the never block. That's the only thing, I think you gotta beat him. The scaffold maps, like I said, you got me beat. Cause he said that's 18 feet in the air. 18? I thought it was 14 feet.
Starting point is 02:00:20 Yeah, I can't even join the mile. That's a horse two stories. That's not a bad making man ball. Yeah, I can't even join the my two stories So top boy Jackie took down His opponent I don't I don't Yeah, I'll be lying. His opponent was the mythical man that I did not catch his name. But Jag put him down for him.
Starting point is 02:00:52 Sound out to our guy, Lucky Logan. The champ. The champ, baby. Thank you. Just between his belt, corn fought back. That was your junior cousin you beat up. No, that was Nightmare Cousin. I did not know them.
Starting point is 02:01:06 Alright, alright now JP is about to get thrown off a ladder. I'm calling him out. Big Money franchise getting to the green. BMF in the building. BMF in the building already. Let's go back over to the corner Mike for a little bit. Alright cool cool. All right, so what's up? Nobody is.
Starting point is 02:01:26 We out here. One, two, three, one. We out here. We out here. The prize match for the people of the Reds. What's the name of the Reds? R-D-O-T. You got to kid with him. Are you talking shit? No, no. Yes he is talking shit.
Starting point is 02:01:48 I seen him do it. We have a little outside confrontation. A little fight between the people. Off the mat we got a fan. We got a co-host, Pat, and the people. And one more of the fans. And we're going to have a little little fight.
Starting point is 02:02:04 We're going to have a little outside confrontation. A little Patrick and the people. We got a fan. The co-host of Patrick and the people now in the ring. Oh, the family is aiming. She's doing a special. We are doing the raffle now. You have donated a 50% from the Break Room for a prize. What else do we have more about? We are doing the raffle now. Are we doing the raffle right now?
Starting point is 02:02:31 Yeah. Oh cool, cool. Seize and control of the Break Room and then fun fight. If you ever want to fight somebody, go to the Break Room. JP, I just always want to just fight somebody. Especially anytime I'm driving here in Little Rock. Got my boy Ray in the pill. He talks to QWO, but he's running rapid all over the show.
Starting point is 02:03:00 The QWO knows how to make their presence felt. All right, everybody get up for Amanda Parker, everybody. Thank you for that. Thank you so much. Thank you. You too. We're gonna have to do a show together, an episode on the practice. I've never heard of you. Oh.
Starting point is 02:03:21 Now, Amanda is at one of my favorite things I love about Amanda. You know, she is 17 in the streets. Amanda is 17 and old in the streets. I like 17. What's up, homies? What's going on? Oh, we're having a blast. Yeah, having a blast.
Starting point is 02:03:41 We heard you were 17 and old in the streets. It's so true. It's so true. It takes a blast. I want to talk about your record. We heard you was singing Oak in the streets. It's so true. It's so true. It takes a lot. It takes not having a moral compass, not even a, you know, and looking good in orange. That's all it really takes. You just got to rock it with confidence.
Starting point is 02:04:00 If you're willing to go to jail, then people can go to hell. Yeah, yeah. You know, and those Gilligan shoes really complete the outfit. You know, I love it. It works. It really finishes off the look. It compliments my eyes. It makes them glow.
Starting point is 02:04:12 Wilesworth. That and the brass knuckles. I mean, it is what it is. You gotta do what you gotta do. You mean, I've got five people talking about me. I know some things about fair fight. It's true. I call it true.
Starting point is 02:04:24 If you fight fair, you got shitty battle tactics you ain't working smarter Ready Introducing first. Can I ring the bell? I want to ring the bell. My bed is basically empty. This is Triple J. Oh yeah, it's on.
Starting point is 02:04:53 The fans are going crazy for Triple J. Triple J is on. Triple J is on. Triple J is on. Triple J is on. Triple J is on. Triple J is on. Triple J is on.
Starting point is 02:05:01 Triple J is on. Triple J is on. Triple J is on. Triple J is on. Triple J is on. Triple J is on. Triple J is on. Triple J. Triple J. Oh, yeah. It's on. The fans are going crazy for Triple J. Triple J, one of my favorite young competitors.
Starting point is 02:05:14 They certainly classy. I watched the Pissed Pistols. I already got to see him. I'll tell you that, bud. Eugene, let me tell you about Triple J. It started off as a young rookie, just a young upper cometeer, being down with Ray and pertaining one of the most spiced up guns in all of the local presence. Triple J is a young gunner.
Starting point is 02:05:37 He is vicious and he's also hella delicious. Look at that outfit. I don't like the way you said that. Did you need to tell us something, JP? No, that's the thing about the QWO. It's 125, be yourself, JP. We love you, bro. We will not judge you.
Starting point is 02:05:51 No, you don't love me. The QWO will. Be yourself, JP. We love and support you, Dreamhatcher, and the baby. Look at that. You gotta admit, some of the best attire in all of them. I just hate, certainly hard not to look at. Hard not to look at, I'm not going to check that one. We got a little white trash him playing in the background. Oh yeah, that's a big land. Oh, yeah Yes Taking you be taking on the broad father
Starting point is 02:07:01 Who is the father of all these young degenerates? Beyond this disgusting backwater men. Now which one would you have to fill me in on who's who? Oh, it's no problem. Who's his opponent? The dude in the plans? Nah, it would be the wild father, the man right there with the shirt that is clearly labeled. Oh, okay. The wild father. Don't let, don't let his age... Oh, that's my plan. The Robb Buzzer. Don't let his eggs fall to you. He is the leader of these backwood bayou buffoons.
Starting point is 02:07:36 Well, then we know what they're expecting. Man, they fit us. They just got the look of it, Kevin. They just got that cold, thousand yard stare. I bet you a 30-pack paper sees them coming. They just look at you like this, don't ever blame you. I think you can do that. That's careful. Oh These backwoods are fools
Starting point is 02:08:13 That would be a hillbilly hold down The QWO did not make it in Oh he was teasing the big boy with the twinkie Now you can't do that, you better give it to him Oh how you gonna eat it in front of him? That's like torturing a dog. That's just next level cruelty right there. Honestly, that may turn this into a blood spasm. Wait, I know I made the Austin Powers reference a second ago,
Starting point is 02:08:40 but if old boy keeps doing that, he's really gonna turn him in for trying to know who. He might eat him. Alright. The Robb Parker. The Robb Parker knows. Hold on, we got Mr. Andrew Patrick with us right now, getting ready. Looking like pure money right here. Fresh to death.
Starting point is 02:09:04 Be ready to do this shit, y'all. This ain't a game. right now. Getting ready. Looking like pure money. Fresh to death. Be ready to do this shit, y'all. This ain't a game. This ain't any business. This is business. Jimmy Buffalo better get ready. This is business. I'm closing the buffet! Close. Just don't close. Turn the sound off, unplug it. It's done. Turn me on, sign off, unplug it. It's done. It's done. It's done. It's done.
Starting point is 02:09:25 It's also for the TMR Buffalo Island Junior Heavyweight Championship. It's done. It's done. It's done. It's done. Introducing first, the challenger, one of the best in the world.
Starting point is 02:09:39 I mean, like how this young lady, Davie Eyre, has exposed right out in front of us, because I don't think she's old enough for me to be seeing that much of her. And it's hard not to, but I'm right there in front of her. We do have the best seats in the house right now. For the great seats, great responsibility, and I'm a weak man. The young gunner Triple J. I'm gonna ring the bell so bad. Triple J! Triple J!
Starting point is 02:10:08 What? Triple J! What? Triple J! I'm trying to tell you, the guy out is going crazy. It is absolutely electric here at Legion Scaffolding. They love Triple J. Oh, they're playing Triple J, I thought they were playing Triple Threat.
Starting point is 02:10:26 I thought we were just gonna change the match on the fly. I got excited. Down his neck. They are your TNR Bustling the Fly Cow Team Champions. Here is your TNR Buffalo Island Junker, Heavy Woods. They don't love him. No, I'm looking at Becker Woods. I never trusted the Wild Father. A man that still wears jorts can be trusted. Hey, if a man is willing to wear a jorts, that's a man you don't want to cross.
Starting point is 02:11:14 That man has no boundaries. And keep in mind, his big friend listens to the Wild Father. He has powers outside of him physically strong. That big man on the outside got every opportunity to be an influence on this match. And he's just there. The ring is leaning with him just standing on the side. Oh my God. There's no way these two little fellas could even hope
Starting point is 02:11:33 to stand a chance right now. That second rope just got hazardous. Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
Starting point is 02:11:40 Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
Starting point is 02:11:44 Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Look at the Rawfather already showing how disgusting he is. Look at that. Hey, he's just showing what's his. Look how dirty that head is. Yeah, that's dirty. Now that type of disrespect cannot stand. I like that guy, that triple.
Starting point is 02:11:57 That type of disrespect cannot stand. Young Buck needs to learn his place. That's one dirty cap, I just know it. I can smell it from here. It smells like knees and butt. Instead of head and shoulders. Probably smells like the back of your knees. Still upset about those wrestling comments.
Starting point is 02:12:16 Oh yeah, I still want to suplex you off a ladder. I would do that. That's a big man. A big man like that tells you, set up your duel. Young Bucks wiling the crowd up. The Rob Father is now known as the Cry Baby. Oh, Rob Father throwing it back on him now. I mean, you got to search him. You let him search him. That's what's important. Triple J is a favorite here. I mean, you gotta search it. Triple J! You let him search it.
Starting point is 02:12:45 That's what's important. Triple J is a favorite here. I don't understand why though. And it won't. Oh, Triple J wasn't paying attention with the bellroom. Eugene, if you're new to a Triple J match, you're in for something exciting. Like I said, he's a young gun that can do a lot in that ring.
Starting point is 02:13:00 Don't let it take you. Look at him. Look at that fight. He's making a service. Let's see. Oh! Over the top! Just toss right over. He saved it though. He saved it. But the Triple J isn't staying down the floor.
Starting point is 02:13:14 Oh! A roller! Oh! A rolling cutter! Oh! Oh! And the... Oh, and the Rob Fathers head. And Bubba Sparks is already making his presence felt. Big country coming in to save the day. Look at that, the Rob Fathers has already got a tank to him.
Starting point is 02:13:36 And Triple J right back on him. Oh, right to the throat. Eugene, you from Pop Love, you ever seen your first set of balls like this. Oh yeah, I've been in a few of them. I'm normally the one that does the throw punches. Sorry, I'm getting whipped up. Ah. Triple J is showing him how you do a stomp.
Starting point is 02:13:59 Oh, no, it's not! Going to the fan. Oh! Out of the two count. A quick little kick out from the Wild father, you gotta give him credit. The wild father has been doing this for a long time. Do you know that the wild father actually was arrested in the 60s for looting? Really? Yeah, apparently Ben Butt Ugly was considered a crime back then. Oh, nice counter.
Starting point is 02:14:31 Triple J getting the best of him. One, two, out of the two count. And the grandfather still fighting. You gotta give him credit for all the prepping. Dead man not going down easy. You can't, you're not just gonna walk over a seasoned vet. You know what it takes take a step back pay some respect I guess he got a respect bet oh Triple Dave even taking it to the big man
Starting point is 02:15:00 outside now now he's getting too big for his britches. Yeah. Big country going to eat him. Two bites, that's all it's going to take. Oh! Coat breaker. He's out. He's out. Oh, he kicks out of the two count again. Eugene, you had it right.
Starting point is 02:15:21 This vet is not staying down. But the rookie is whooping. The rookie is giving him help. He's just letting him tire himself out. That's veteran is being right there. Look, the Rye Father is the best strategy. He plans to whoop Chipper Jay by repeatedly punching his hand with his face. Oh, okay. Where down the audience. It's a time-tested strategy. It works. You just keep whooping your opponent's fist with your face until he just can't take it anymore, and he gets tired, and then you get to deliver a little.
Starting point is 02:15:55 Now, that's smart. Now, that's a little genius strategy. I prefer to be on the other side of that fist-to-face strategy, but that is a wrap. That is a wrap to get to. Now, right now, I don't know if our cameras are catching this but they're in the crowd right now oh they're actually at our commission stand where you can get all available merch right now like Patrick and the people t-shirts and
Starting point is 02:16:16 Patrick and the people mugs but now they're taking it back to the ring and a single leg drop kick from Triple J. The Rock father has not really. He has eclipsed this entire match for me. I can't say anything. Oh, he finally turned sideways. He's kind of swayed a little bit. That's like having like a drop.
Starting point is 02:16:39 He's always a full moon over here. Ain't that a disqualification or something? That's like having like a drive-in movie theater. It's a full moon over here. Ain't that a disqualification? Or something? Oh! Dick flex! A dick flex! We ain't supposed to say that, but he did it. He grabbed it and he twisted. What do you...
Starting point is 02:17:02 I don't know what you call that. Oh, and big happy good-bye. It's supposed to be a family show. I don't know what you call that. Oh, and Big Hand. It's supposed to be a family show. You didn't say that. New rep, new rep, new rep. Oh, and the raw father, he definitely got the advantage now. If Triple J was not a man handling.
Starting point is 02:17:21 The season's event out. He was just waiting on the young buck to tire himself out. Aw. And he flare flopped on the ground. Oh, we possibly don't see a sharpshooter. Oh, no. Maybe a nuthouse. Oh!
Starting point is 02:17:37 Head burst right into the groin. Yeah, that was a sharpshooter, all right. He just wanted to talk to the ref. He just wanted to talk to him. Ray just wanted to talk to him. That's the thing, the ref, you can't have an untied shoe in a match. And Ray just wanted to make sure that shoe was tied up correctly. Ray just interfering because he knows that Triple J doesn't have a chance at beating the Robbo. Oh!
Starting point is 02:18:03 Triple J's back. Look at right The ref let the man get suplexed by Johnson. The ref didn't let this man get It's a ref on the wire for the team Body shot body body shot. Close line. Big close line coming out that end. Look at that end again. One, two, check out that two. A little grounding pound.
Starting point is 02:18:37 Some vicious grounding pound. That's the thing, Triple Jazz is a vicious young man. Yeah, but he's like a mosquito. He might bite you 27 times in a minute, Triple J has a viscous young man. Yeah, but he's like a mosquito. He might bite you 27 times in a minute, but how much damage is he really doing in that minute? See, the thing is... Versus how much energy is he expending? See, you don't know...
Starting point is 02:18:55 My grandfather's not even tired yet. He's just playing possum. See? See? He didn't even have the strength left to... That's simple because... See, see, he didn't even have the strength left. He almost lost the match because he was too tired and just dropped his opponent on top of himself. That's because Rod Father is a big man. Triple J is a young man. He's not prepared for that kind of weight to be thrown on. Rod Father got 47 cheeseburgers this morning. Rod Father is not a man of wings, stature, and train physique like Triple J. Look at that.
Starting point is 02:19:29 Eggs return out of king. Look at that. Oh no. Oh, I thought he just went through the window. Oh no, he was very close. He was so close. Oh, Ralph Father head first and a ring post. And got him in triple J.
Starting point is 02:19:53 Triple J giving them this crowd doesn't know what to think. They know what to think. They know the thing. Triple J is now Rob father is probably gonna make the rest of the double. I'm telling you, he's just been playing possum. He's in triple j, getting his false sense of security, building himself up. He's about to get hurt. The thing is, I like the Rob Father for his ability to influence the masses. But you gotta admit, this old son of a gun is dangerous.
Starting point is 02:20:24 Because Rob Teacher is big. Cuz what I'm keep trying to say, arm breaker. It really is. Hey, it's now, he just wanna talk to him. He just wanna talk to him, he just wanna talk. Doing the dirty tactics, he knows that Triple J doesn't have a chance. That's it. Now that is what we call a ride or die right there. No, that's right there is a lady that you can't took.
Starting point is 02:20:50 That is the type of lady I need in my life. That's the type of support I'm looking for right there. This referee is letting them down right now. No, Ray is letting them down. He's distracting the ref. Oh! Big country. That's how you do it.
Starting point is 02:21:05 Ray just got a little measure of a man. She went up there and smacked that big country man. Oh, striking slap. Never mind, the grandfather is doing his own damage right now. Good point. Smack to the back. Oh, now the jab. Hard chop, hard chop. These are some more. Oh! Knee to the chin. Big knee. hard job hard job
Starting point is 02:21:25 these are some more ohhhh big knee German suplex one two kick out at two this has been an intense match ladies and gentlemen Ray Allen has really been trying to let his protege truck work hard on his own. No he has not!
Starting point is 02:21:50 Now you even going to lie to these people like this. If you keep lying to these folks, I'm a... Just keep on JP, keep on. You're just testing the patience right now. Look... The dirty early-night attack. He wasn't even a pin, he was a checkpoint. Oh, no possible pin. Come on, whoa, whoa. He wasn't even a pin. He was trying to pull.
Starting point is 02:22:05 Oh, no, possible pin. Come on, there we go. Oh, okay. He kicked out. The Rodfather knows his way. One. Oh, kick off. Oh, and he got the rope.
Starting point is 02:22:13 Oh, got a rope break. Yeah. The Rodfather, that's that kind of veteran experience that you get with the Rodfather. Oh, and they got that kind of veteran experience that you get with the Royal Father. Oh, and that kind of sneaky stuff that you also get with them. It's all about ring intelligence, man. That's the thing that the young buck hadn't had a chance to learn yet. They need to be studying the ring intelligence.
Starting point is 02:22:37 Oh, you got to admit, some rapid headbutts to the chest. That's my number one move in a fight. A good solid headbutt? Solid headbutt, fear of the strongest of men. Eugene, I hear your beard is made out of solid steel. I hear it if you get someone a good knee down. You know, this is scientifically proven that it's harder to knock somebody out if they've got a beard. The beard absorbs the blow. What?
Starting point is 02:23:06 That's because I'm holding my ass with it. Makes me more resilient. All right, well you try Big Money franchise, you'll find out. Drop on the count of one, two. Oh. Kick out of two. So close. So close.
Starting point is 02:23:21 Triple J just barely hanging on now. Crowd trying to rally behind him, but it's useless. No, Triple J just barely hanging on now. Crowd trying to rally behind him but it's useless. Go ahead and stop the bell. This man has been in the first round of brawls. This man didn't seem to fight. Oh, hard elbow to the head. I think Triple J is not out until he's out. This man knows what he's doing. He's been experiencing all his energy. If he wins this is only going to be because of the dirty eye that's taken out of his teammate.
Starting point is 02:23:51 He just dropped that man so hard on his neck he flipped. That young gun experience, look at that. He's learned it as he goes He knew to grab a rope right now because he just watched the Rob father do it He would have never known to do that if he hadn't had just learned that from the rough Well, he watches and learns that's how you do it. They get better every time he's in that ring Well, you don't need to get in there a few more times for each other's this out again Okay, I would make you maybe on something. This is my not the Rob father had been taking trouble. J on the one side of the open.
Starting point is 02:24:31 Y'all. Okay, Ray Allen saw a bug in the ring. It happens to the best of us. And we wasn't able to handle that. We love it. No, it was a boy cannot stand toe to toe on his own. Because Rob's father got a big back and fall. Big country, he can only step in and match none.
Starting point is 02:24:51 He ain't interfered hardly at all. Now what big country can do so much? Then the Rob's father gonna try to stop him. The crowd's gonna try to rally behind him again. It didn't work the last three times, it's not gonna work now. Rob father coming in with a vicious ground around. A vicious ground. Oh snap Rob father going up. Is he thinking old school? I think he is.
Starting point is 02:25:30 Rod Father is, he is. Oh, he going middle school I think. Oh! With a electric cutter in front of middle rope. I love that, he's going middle school. A middle school cutter. I love that he's going middle school a middle school cutter Okay, both of them we have a double knockout We could triple J
Starting point is 02:26:07 Right my father took that himself a lot with that with suplex. The crowd is trying to get behind Triple J, but... Oh, Rod Father comes in for the pin! Two! Oh, and a kick out! He said, dang it. Rod Father is trying hard. Triple J is not staying down. You mark that kind of youth, but that kind of youth and exorbitance that you need. My man Rod Father has a hard time getting out of bed, let alone getting up from a pinfall. Look at that. You ever think about how I'm gonna get some more? I'll tell you what.
Starting point is 02:26:39 Look at that. I'm trying to stay my... Trying to get a little momentum built back up. He's trying to make a shape. Oh, big country getting involved now. About time. Oh, small move. Oh, ref pay attention. He should already be done. One, two, three.
Starting point is 02:27:01 Oh, not this way. That's how we do it. I told you to move. And it was never good. Oh, ref, pay attention! That's the man, big country. He should already be done. One, two, three! Oh, not this way! That's how we do it! I told you Triple J hadn't spent a chance. The young buck, the inexperienced just could not match up to the veteran that is the robot. He really, really, really executed it.
Starting point is 02:27:10 Even with the dirty underhanded tactics of Triple J and the young buck, he's still got the chance to win. He's still got the chance to win. He's still got the chance to win. He's still got the chance to win. He's still got the chance to win. He's still got the chance to win. He's still got the chance to win.
Starting point is 02:27:18 He's still got the chance to win. He's still got the chance to win. He's still got the chance to win. He's still got the chance to win. He's still got the chance to win. He's still got the chance to win. He's still got the chance to win. He's still got the chance to win. He's still got the chance to win. He's still got the chance to win. He's still got the chance to win. the great champion, the World Brother. Even with the dirty underhanded tactics of Triple J and
Starting point is 02:27:30 Ray, the grandfather still managed to pull it off through nothing more than sheer grit and determination. They saw Triple J. They're the old dirty son of a gun. They've done it. It was able to pull off a gun. Beautiful victory. He was able to pull off this one. Beautiful victory. But one day,
Starting point is 02:27:52 Ray Allen has a deal in place with the lady of the group. And now Rainbow Sprite up here is going to start mouthing off to a woman. Because man. Triple A. Mouthing off to a woman, cuz man, it's up to late. Now the crowd, now they're trying to turn the crowd against the ref. Blame the ref, always, that's what's wrong with this generation. They always gotta make excuses for why they couldn't get it done, and they gotta blame it on somebody else.
Starting point is 02:28:33 No respect is what it is JP. It's no respect. They don't appreciate the years of hard work and training that the Grandfather has put into this. I just really want to do this. I'd love to sit here and pretend I did an old bag of bone and kick this young man and his younger woman. He just kicked this young man's rear end? Yes sir he did. Whooped it all over that ring just like I told you he was gonna do. Nah, I think he kicked about 40 degrees south. Why are you raising his hand? He donies, one of his followers. Boo! Boo! Boo!
Starting point is 02:29:16 No respect. One, two, three, team up! Woo! Everybody got to have a participation trophy nowadays. Yeah, and my father got me a trophy. Everybody has to get their hand raised so that nobody gets their feelings from her. And look at that, the crowd is in love with Triple J. Soaring Adelaide's and Dex, I'm sure the wild father would never be able to get off. And he also dropped a real big. And he did drop his boy on his neck. That's what he gets. That happens. I'm sure the wild father would never dare to get off.
Starting point is 02:29:45 And he also dropped a little bit. That's what he gets. That is exactly what he gets. Don't you encourage that. Don't you encourage that. Well, how we doing, our kids? I'm gonna leave you all up there for a couple of comments here. Y'all are gonna kill it. I love it.
Starting point is 02:30:15 Two more matches. I'm gonna leave you all up there for a couple of comments here. Y'all are gonna kill it. I love it. Two more matches. I'm gonna leave you all up there for a couple of comments here. Y'all are gonna kill it. I love it.
Starting point is 02:30:23 Two more matches. I'm gonna leave you all up there for a couple of comments here. I'm gonna leave you all up there for a couple of comments here. I'm gonna leave you all up there for a couple of comments here. I'm gonna leave you all up there for a couple of comments here. I'm gonna leave you all up? That could kind of be it. Oh yeah. This one is next. Yeah, we're about to do a solo party. Alright, it's time for number one, folks! One fall! The winner is for the AWE 100th year and next level
Starting point is 02:30:38 championship! Woo! We love you! Oh, no. I think I know this music, you think? I'm not gonna say. Can I ring the bell one more time? Oh, I'm about to live a dream. Oh, it is. Oh, I'm not supposed to hit it. I'm happy with my two-finger puppet right now. Yeah. Nah, someone who's not happy right now?
Starting point is 02:31:29 Look at him. I have the hammer. Do not let his side fool you, this scary young skeleton. Why did you say that at the moment? This sinister skeleton. Uh oh. Coming, coming. I hope we wear this on the red for applause. The winner of the tournament, the Queen's Party Logan! Azul, a legend in these parts. He's been champion for quite a while and honestly the crowd loves him.
Starting point is 02:32:55 You've seen him come out with the kid on his shoulder. That's because that's how much these people just love him. Oh no, is Lucky Logan? Lucky Logan I think is calling now to duel. Oh, what is going on? Oh! Respect between champions, that's a beautiful thing to see. You gotta love that Logan. It's a beautiful thing to see. That's beautiful. You love that. I'm gonna go ahead and tell you now, I don't think we're gonna see the championship in things hands.
Starting point is 02:33:34 Oh no, Cody is a very dangerous superstar. You got that man. I don't like the paint. The paint is to help him trigger his quote unquote inner demons. So, inner demons. So inner demons. We got him. Now Azul-
Starting point is 02:33:50 Azul's gonna exercise some of those demons. The reference is in there. The reference is in there. And we're off ladies and gentlemen. Azul the local legend versus Cody the local skeleton. Now the thing about Azul is that a lot of low center of gravity will get you every single time. There's a whole lot of man that come crashing down on top of him. Oh, but Azul got his legs up around him. Long legs, I told you, already coming into place. See, Azul is elusive. He's like me with a date with a bigger woman.
Starting point is 02:35:00 He's like he's elusive. He can get around. He can swim with himself. Cody is giving up the head right now, boss. But he let his arms up for a quick little bit. Oh! And Azul flipped him over quickly. Give him a taste of his own medicine. Oh! Oh! Oh, Coach, he got some fairly long legs himself. He got to give him a taste of his own medicine. Oh, and Azul got up quick.
Starting point is 02:35:36 Yeah. You got to admit, that was impressive. Azul was able to get out of them leg locks fairly quickly. Let's see what the young Richard Gore has in store. You been looking for your leg lock ability out here? Oh yeah. I'm locking down. Yeah, I heard you're a man of scissoring.
Starting point is 02:35:58 Oh yeah. I'm going to leave it a little bit up to the imagination. Oh, we got a little... Oh, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, feet smell. Oh! JP something tells me that that whole man smells. Well Azul just figured out first hand. He sure did. Got the old booty blaster 3000. Yeah. Kicked out of the two count. Oh and a kick to the butt. An old fashioned move. I told him that. Got him in the corner just raining down some blows. Oh, oh. The chokes. Azul getting choked out. Now he's wearing a mask which already does limit the breathing kind of. So that choke gotta add a little extra stank on him.
Starting point is 02:36:53 One, two, three, four. Oh, oh. Cody, get on him. He's gonna get him chronified. Boy, our referee got some, got some cojones. All right. Ref said take it out the ring. Oh, a couple of heavy hooks.
Starting point is 02:37:15 Oh! Oh! Oh! Wait! He had the rope break, ref! Pay attention! Oh, super kick! Azul got a very unique pin combination there. Oh, look at that matchup now. Wait for it. Oh, court screw body splash in the corner and he's going for another one. He's going for another baby! Sign him up! And the Drakken Dragon strikes again. There he is. Oh, Cody's out.
Starting point is 02:37:30 He's out right now. There's no way. A jumping court screw body splash in the corner. Out of the corner. Out of the corner. Out of the corner. Out of the corner. Out of the corner.
Starting point is 02:37:38 Out of the corner. Out of the corner. Out of the corner. Out of the corner. Out of the corner. Out of the corner. Out of the corner. Out of the corner. Out of the corner. Out of the corner. Out of the corner. strikes again there he is Cody's out he's out right now there's no way I jump in court screw body splash in the corner out in the world you know that
Starting point is 02:37:51 was Bruce Lee's move almost got him in a two count. That was impressive. Now. Man trading licks. You gotta admit, Cody is giving way more of a fight than I thought he would. I don't know if y'all know this, Azul is taking some deep breaths right now. Where's he going? He just disappeared under the ring. What's he have planned?
Starting point is 02:38:33 That's the cool thing about being in the area we are, we get a special look. The ref is counting out now. Four! We have some bricks around here. We're at a four count. Oh no. Five. Oh no, Azul's not doing a very good job of hiding We're at a four count. Oh no. Oh no, Azul's not doing a very good job of hiding. No, his foot is exposed.
Starting point is 02:38:50 Oh wait, he found him. Azul was found underneath the ring. I wonder if you see. Oh, right into the steps. Head first, right into the steps. I think Azul found the camera. He's laying it all out. Feet in front of us. There he is. Oh that's a good idea. Get in, get out. Receptor found. So I don't know if you know this, but Azul.
Starting point is 02:39:27 Get up and get him. It's my turn, let's do it. I'm telling my momma that happened. I wanna slam him. I want. Everybody slap his chest. Slap his chest. Yeah. Who is that?
Starting point is 02:39:56 Slap his chest again. I want hard chest slaps. Oh now who just got tossed head first into the stairs. Well so much to say. Cody resets the count. These men want to duke head first into the stairs. Well, so much to say. Cody resets the count. These men want to duke it out outside the ring. There's some deep-seated hatred going on right here that they have just got to,
Starting point is 02:40:14 you know, street rules. Azul just helped me jump a guy that is currently beating him up. Like, I think I now got to jump Azul. I think about the rules of fighting like I'm not going on this side. The only rule of fighting is there is no rules in fighting. Oh, straight kick to the face. Oh, right to the chin. Wait for it, wait for it.
Starting point is 02:40:40 Alright, and Cody, he went up. Azul is in excruciating pain right now. Azul bounced off those steps. I don't know if y'all caught it on this camera as clearly as we did, but his body did like a full boocop motion back. You know he ain't got no meat, he just landed straight on his hips. Yeah, that thing Cody, Cody got a lot of meat, a lot of cushion. A man's got a bone spur now, because of that swim.
Starting point is 02:41:09 You're back to talking with him, and switch, so he switches things. So you can see if you guys are in the corner, if you gas, you can actually see more of him. Oh, yeah. Let's do it. Hell yeah, we learning some things. Boy, yeah, boy, we're new to the commentary thing so
Starting point is 02:41:27 little better angle for it oh no oh hey look that secret gas a fart in the ball it's gassed in one two kicks out at two I'll fart in the ball. It's gassing. One, two. Kicks out at two.
Starting point is 02:41:48 I don't know how to kick out after getting gassed in the face like that. Little tear gas, I wouldn't want to kick out. Yeah, I don't want to keep fighting. And I'd like fighting with pink eye. Man, I know what I'm saying, man, look at him. Straight above the blow. Two minutes just going at it right now. Oh, and look at him. Straight above the blow. Two men just going at it right now. Oh my God, but Cody, Cody's the brawl.
Starting point is 02:42:29 Cody's over there. Cody looks like the type of man that knows his way about. Just feeding down at Cody's feet. Yeah, Azul is a family man. A family man doesn't know nothing about throwing brawls. And that family man is in the ring with an other team right now. Look at Cody! Good Lord. I take my hit back. Yeah! Oh, Cody is shaking the ring with an other chain now. Look at Cody! Good Lord! I take my hit back! Cody is shaking the entire ring!
Starting point is 02:42:48 He might bring the ring down! Cody is on one! I love it actually! That's energy! That's meaning! That's a man with an air painted face! Oh! Azul just ducked him like a charging bull!
Starting point is 02:43:04 Oh no, that's not good! Azul going ducked him like a charging bull. Oh wait. Oh no, that's not good. Azul going for something big. It's a jury! Oh, drop him! It's done. Cody's out. Three count, Azul gets it. Here is your winner of the match,
Starting point is 02:43:25 still AWE undisputed next level champion, Onslaught Tormentor. What a match. What a match. I knew it was going way the champ was going to lose. Cody was a valuable fighting skeleton tonight. I think I saw him. That was amazing.
Starting point is 02:43:58 A great performance from both men. Cody fought hard. He just come up short. Both men really went the extra mile. Oh, lucky Logan didn't in the ring. Oh, I can see that Logan. He just got out now. He's made a little respect.
Starting point is 02:44:18 Good champion. Congratulations on retaining the title. It was a hard fight. It was a hard fight. It's a hard fight. It's a hard fight. Well deserved. You see, but look, I want to point something out though. You notice how Cody took his loss like a man and just got out of the ring and he went back to the locker room. He didn't try to pull no-oh, I deserved to get my hand raised too like ol' triple J did. I'm about to get you a Azul mask with a mouth part covered. Come on with it. I don't know what you said but it sounded offensive and I didn't like it.
Starting point is 02:45:00 Oh, damn. No. I don't know what you're talking about. I'm not sure what you're talking about. I'm not sure what you're talking about. I'm not sure what you're talking about. I'm not sure what you're talking about. I'm not sure what you're talking about. I'm not sure what you're talking about. Sorry about that ladies and gentlemen, we had a slight distraction. We are back. We do apologize. Oh, my heart, my heart.
Starting point is 02:45:45 All right. Getting ready for the next match. Man, that set up real quick. Who do we got here? We got my boys. We got the B-Man. I was on my tag team match. All right.
Starting point is 02:46:03 Yeah, we're going to mix this up. No. Because me and you was going to say tech. Yeah, we're going to mix this up. Because me and you are one hell of a duo. Depending on who wins this match, we might have our cup of tea. We're the Brawlers. We still have a good time tonight. Woo! Yeah, we are.
Starting point is 02:46:18 My heart is beating quite quickly. Are we having a good time tonight? Woo! This is my life. Fantastic. The following contest is a tag team championship match for the AWA tag team championship. Introducing first. Who's coming first? Who's coming first?
Starting point is 02:46:51 I. Who's coming first? All right, you. Well, there's a little bit of confusion. That's probably a live broadcast. It was one sec. No. You think it?
Starting point is 02:46:59 So, Eugene. Tell me about D and F. What is it? I'm asking you about D and F. What is D and F? What is D and F? What is D and F? What is D and F? What is D and F? What is D and F? What is D and F? That's probably a live broadcast. Give us one sec. No. You think it's so Eugene. Tell me about being there for the man. I want to tell you.
Starting point is 02:47:11 They're putting this up coming back. Oh damn bro. What? What? There's stuff isn't coming up though. Alright, that's the kind of cool thing I have about it. We're having some slight technical difficulties. We'll go back to the commentary camp. Now you do, as a man you can see here fresh air, a restroom, a bronze.
Starting point is 02:47:41 Have you ever thought about becoming a referee? You know, I, growing up the way that I did, you learn not to get in the mood of the fights and ain't been to them. That's how you end up taking shots and getting stabbed and stuff when it wasn't meant for you. That's fair. Our referee's gonna have a problem. I'm not much of a referee.
Starting point is 02:48:02 If I'm gonna be in the fight, I'm in the fight. You said you're part of the issue. Yeah, yeah. If there's a chance I'm getting stabbed, I'm also gonna do some stabbing. Oh, no. Now, right now, you're listening to that do-do. Um, that do-do.
Starting point is 02:48:17 It can only mean one thing. That mean there's big money afoot. That's right, big money franchise. The boys that's getting to it, getting to the dollars, the pesos, there's only one team right there and all of them are wrestling. Big money franchise. They certainly got the crowd on their feet. Yeah, I invested in the big money a long time ago. I invested in it and now look at them, how they reap what they sow.
Starting point is 02:49:03 They ain't got gold but I promise you by the end of the night they will have some. And that is a big money guarantee. Oh, sir. Well, I want to see their bonus before I make my decision. I ain't got to see nothing. If you don't have your money on big money, that big money gone. I don't like to count my chickens before I see them hatch. Let me look at all the birds in the race and then I'll pick the one that's bigger.
Starting point is 02:49:35 Wow! We got some good energy though. That's a little way from here to here. Arkin Brough! You are the presence of true royalty, Your Emperor, Ken Layne! I wanna say, I like that. Keep it up. You are going to be a mess. I know, I know, you're not going to do my ace, he'll break your face. I know he'll destroy it in real time. But I know it's Jay O'Keefe.
Starting point is 02:50:05 For big money franchise. And introducing their opponents. Money Fratize! And introducing their opponents! I'm gonna go with the R&M. Oh Yeah, wait on a and wait on time I like this mask. Those are some of the most unique types. I don't like that mask. He probably wears that mask because he's got the type of face that only a mother can love. Yeah. Look at him, he's shaking like a leaf on a tree.
Starting point is 02:51:59 They're so cute when they're matching pajamas. Yeah, BMS taking this. Oh god, he took the mask off. He should have left it on. And the The next unit, a three-time team champion from Greenwood, Arkansas, weighing in at a combined weight of 260 pounds, the team. DC and Chavon. Two. We're gonna see them make history today. I think we have to check that out. We have to check that for real gold
Starting point is 02:53:11 real quick. Just to make sure. No, cool. Now, now let's get into some big money business right now. We got big money franchise in the ring. I'm trying to be impartial, but I bet my rent check on them so I really need them to win. Oh my bad. And we're off. There we go and we're back to it. Now I like how you called it.
Starting point is 02:53:40 They're matching pajamas on the side of these new football. They're twinsies. They're very twinsie goals I will say. He's starting it off. Now JRT a big money franchise starting it off. Like a couple of middle school girls making sure their health fits match. He got a solid point there. Oh scary. Just scary. Now Eugene he has about as much hair on the back of his head as you do on the You got a solid oh scary just scary Now you see he has about as much hair on the back of his head as you do on the chair
Starting point is 02:54:12 He wishes he had as much hair as he needs Oh BMF getting the crowd working them out They're confident Now now let's not let's not take anything away from DC and Townsend. They have been like a ranking tag team for a pretty long time. They've been kept from delts, but the thing is, Big Money Franchise has been on the uppercut for over like three years now. Oh look at that. JRT having fun with them. He's just playing with him at this point. He's letting him know whose house he's in now. He said, I don't care if you got the belt, you're not gonna keep it, not today.
Starting point is 02:54:55 Not today, I know. You can see the determination of this man, and you can see the fear in this other man. Come on, Tyler! One, two, three! Man shaking like it's your wall in a thunderstorm. DC's out here. How do you see that? The fallen angels are really getting taken to them right now. Trash talk coming from the balcony up there. Look at that. It's an angle where we can kind of see it.
Starting point is 02:55:50 Yeah, the balcony is its own set of own lookers and things. Got some ballets speaking down. Cause this is kind of a click vs. click match. This is a click vs. click match. Like Big Money Franchise is its own group. This is kind of a click versus click match. This is a click versus click match. Like Big Money Franchise is this old group. And the Fallen Angels, DC's Challenge, are part of a bigger group called the Fallen Kingdom.
Starting point is 02:56:14 Well, the kingdom's about to fall. That's a fitting name, because the kingdom's about to fall. OK, look at that. We're about to get our first look at Conor Vegas. We just gonna tag. Look at that. Get a couple good lunges in look at Conor Vegas. We just got a tag. Look at that. Get a couple good lunges in. Make sure you reach those lunges.
Starting point is 02:56:29 Don't want to tell the ACL to come. You never want to get in there and pull a hammy. Oh! This is our first look at DC as well. Oh, he was just counting. Oh! Roll him up! Oh, he's on top of him. Oh, DC with a kick to the gut.
Starting point is 02:56:46 I mean, DC catching the kick. He's trying to get the heart of him to lock in. Pushing on that shoulder. Look at that. JRT back in the ring. Oh! And DC taking a stiff gut punch. That was stiff.
Starting point is 02:56:54 Yeah, that had to hurt. I heard a little bit of fart come out on that one. Oh, that's a good one. That's a good one. That's a good one. That's a good one. That's a good one. That's a good one.
Starting point is 02:57:02 That's a good one. That's a good one. That's a good one. That's a good one. That's a good one. That's a good punch. That was stiff. I heard a little bit of fart come out on that one. That hurt. That hurt. That had to hurt. He had fun with him. Look at that. Big Money franchise would not be pulling ahead of me today. They're here to win the gold. Do not take it over on answer. Oh, just working that shoulder. Great teamwork here by BMS. It's impressive. The fallen angels are really becoming some fallen angels right now.
Starting point is 02:57:41 They are sure fallen. Oh! Call it, and it, call it 10 off on them. Call it that 10 off. Come on. Oh! This is a fun match. This is vicious. Oh, and he kicks out with one pound. And BMF getting the crowd involved now.
Starting point is 02:58:17 My following matches don't like that. They don't like that at all. They don't like that at all. They're going off. Oh! He may have just done such a great job at keeping him isolated in their corner. That's inoffensive. And just keeping this as a one sided fight.
Starting point is 02:58:36 This isn't even a tag team, this has been a triple threat match. A triple threat match and the only threat is right now is to DC. I'm just playing right there. It's been a handicap match is what it's been. It's been a two on one. But woman. Seven, eight, nine, ten. All ten punches in the corner and. He's got a booty blaster.
Starting point is 02:59:01 A big old booty blaster to the corner. Yeah, man. DC's booty a booty blaster. A big old booty blaster to the corner. You got me, what's that? DC's booty is getting blasted. Oh! Oh! Ooh! Oh, leg drop! Change them Hulk-Hulkin' on that one.
Starting point is 02:59:18 Oh! Tyler ain't coming in to break it up. He had to do something. He's about to lose his belt. His teammate has just been beat senseless like a red-headed stepchild. He's got to get attacked. I'm trying to tell y'all when I tell you big money franchise ain't doing nothing but making big money moves, that's what I mean. Look at it. That's what big money franchise do. Oh! Well right then BMF stood for big man ballin' right down on Lil' Doc.
Starting point is 02:59:49 You gotta admit right there, that's a combo you can take to the bank, just know that. That's that big money franchise moving right there. Oh okay, DC coming back with a little vengeance. DC better keep fighting that. He's trying to pull something out here. Oh, a super kick. That might be what he needed. He has to get the tag.
Starting point is 03:00:12 He gets the tag. Now, tell him to back in. We might see momentum shift here. I can't lie. The fallen agents are getting something back on their side. Oh. He's just working that arm. he's just working that arm he's just working that
Starting point is 03:00:28 left arm bumping that wrist but how is he gonna count the money now that's how he's counting money I seen him do it he like to make the money go brrrr with that hand he make it go brrrr that's dirty tricks
Starting point is 03:00:44 dirty tricks from the fallen angels how are you gonna to break him in the front and count him in the hand? That's just ridiculous. Oh my God! This is ass kicking flip! Oh, and he didn't even get a two count. I will admit that foot is like... Oh, and now he's going to start hollering at the ref. BML flip.
Starting point is 03:00:54 And it's the ref's fault that he ain't done enough. Oh, he's going for the real naked choke. Oh, he's going for the real naked choke. Oh, he's going for the real naked choke. Oh, he's going for the real naked choke. Oh, he's going for the real naked choke. Oh, he's going for the real naked choke. Oh, he's going for the real naked choke.
Starting point is 03:01:02 Oh, he's going for the real naked choke. Oh, he's going for the real naked choke. Oh, he's going for the real naked choke. Oh, he's going for the real naked choke. Oh, he's going for the real naked choke. Oh, he's going for the real naked choke. Oh, and now he's gonna start hollering at the ref. BML foot. If it's the ref's fault that he ain't done enough. The momentum is definitely... Oh, he's going for the real neck of choke. If he can throw his legs around and get in the kidney lock, he might be able to put him down. So, are you saying body scissors?
Starting point is 03:01:20 Let's get this on the match, A.P. Oh man, but yeah, he got him down he's going we might be seeing the champions between their belt tell them in his fancy pajamas is getting the job done right now Does anybody got a $5 bill? He's out! Get out! Get out! Get out! No, he's not out!
Starting point is 03:01:50 He's not out! Rammed into the corner! That's what I'm talking about! I mean something impulsive! Oh! Huge miscalculation! B and F with a big... Just landed head first into the turnbuckle. BMF with a BFM a big freaking mistake. You're alright JP.
Starting point is 03:02:06 Oh look at that, going for the tag. DC's back in, he's been on that corner. I don't think DC's been out there to really recover though. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Starting point is 03:02:14 Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Starting point is 03:02:22 Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Look at that, going for the tag. DC's back in, he's getting on that corner. I don't think DC's been out to really recover though. If BMF gets a tag it's going to be a little bit of a hang time on that knee that came in. A lot of momentum coming down. I saw those pajamas up in the air for quite a while. But there's little bony bird-like kneecaps too coming right down on the inside of the arm. You know that had to hurt. That had to almost immobilize him.
Starting point is 03:02:55 Alright they're going for the brick tag again. They're trying to take PMS strategy. Use it against them and it's working pretty well. Missile drop kick. I've been saying ever since I was younger, quick tags is the way to get it done. Oh, it's kicked out at two. BMF just barely hangs in there. You've got to get a tag. That's the best thing I learned at driver school,
Starting point is 03:03:16 is how to work a tag team match. Don't ask why or how, but yeah. Oh, a couple gun punches. Oh! I know it's hard to tell but yeah. Oh, a couple gun punches. Oh! And kind of like it's taking a lot of blows like momentum has definitely shifted ever since the Fallen Angles had got momentum on their side. JRT is hot in it. You can't just do that.
Starting point is 03:03:41 I knew JRT was not going to take that lightly. Look at that. He said it said he was trying to get him. The ref is not paying attention. Oh, he's jumping the red ref! Turn around! Pay attention ref! No, look at that. JRT let that hot headedness get on him when he got distracted and the fallen angel took advantage. Some might say that wasn't the biggest money of them. He just bent his leg back like a broken paper clip. Oh!
Starting point is 03:04:16 Boom! He got it too! He just threw him off of him. I can't believe DC is going to... Come on get the tag BMF. You gotta get the tag. DC is out there damaging BMF money-stamping in the line lead. That's what he's standing in the line and is making. Oh, again. Come on. The crowd's been begging for Conan to get back in this thing, but I can't lie. He's been out there receiving the end of of an ad for him for quite a while.
Starting point is 03:04:45 Wait a minute. He started off from- Oh! That was a good- that was a reverse ring. That's what you need. Now if he can just get to his corner. That man's not moving at all though. He hit him like he had his rent money. Jax Tellers just strum farming around on the ground.
Starting point is 03:05:05 And those teams get a fresh tag. And here we go. Jarty coming in strong. Taking out both DC and Talon. No. That big guy. Look at that. Taking down both DC and Talon. Oh no. That big money move. One, two.
Starting point is 03:05:34 And Talon pulls them off. DC saved it. That was Talon's thing. Talon was able to show his worth right there. All white boys look the same to me. Oh no. Oh no, this is breaking down. We just lost all structure in this match. This is unadulterated chaos. This is just a fight at this point.
Starting point is 03:06:01 BMF is angry and they are just letting them have it at this point. Oh, we got BMF one, 2, kick out at 2. Kick out at 2? Oh no. Oh, they're stacking them. They're calling for it. They're going for the big stack. Oh snap, I think B.M.F. is calling for it.
Starting point is 03:06:20 They were going to stack them up like they do the money at night, but I'm not sure what they're going for now. About to stack them up like cordwood, but they just throw him right out the ring. Bye bye DC, get out of here. They tossed him out the ring like they tossed one dollar bills. That's how much big money they're getting. Oh! Oh no! What is going on? I think the rep doesn't miss a very clear... Oh, no. What is going on? I think the rep doesn't miss a very clear. Oh, off the top rope. Oh, what is happening?
Starting point is 03:06:54 Did the rep miss all that? RKO off the top rope. Oh, my God. Oh, no. 2, 3, team, applause. Oh, my God. They retain their title. What a match. What a match. Oh No! What? No! What? No!
Starting point is 03:07:25 Boo! Boo these people! Well, looks like you're going to be eating Ravioli tonight, JP. Oh my God, no! Oh no! Ravioli's and ramen, it is! Tough loss for BMS. They were their crowd favorite.
Starting point is 03:07:36 They just got edged out around the end. I guess I'll leave ramen noodles tonight. This is unbelievable. Alright ladies and gentlemen, it's about to happen. I'm going to step away for a few minutes. You'll be ready. Thank you. Ladies and gentlemen, thank you all so much for a few minutes. Go get ready. Thank y'all. Ladies and gentlemen, thank y'all so much for having us.
Starting point is 03:08:07 Thank you. I guess we're good. I gotta go back to my room. Alright ladies and gentlemen, I guess it'd be good to just be alone on commentary. We'll flip while we get this interview started, but don't worry. The Fallen Angels pull one out of their butt. Let's go with butt. Can't believe it.
Starting point is 03:08:35 I can't believe it. Not this way. BMLS maybe next time. Can't believe I'm building my home into a house on that match. Alright ladies and gentlemen, we're gonna have a little pause in the action, give you a chance to stretch your legs. Check out the merchandise table, still got concessions over here, listen to it a little bit.
Starting point is 03:08:58 T-Mobile is set up right here, if y'all didn't hear me talking about him earlier, come on over here and talk to this guy who's looking to check out some cell phone companies I'm a T-Mobile subscriber myself I've got home internet calling for them, never had a problem $50 home internet You know what, the only thing to do is to find out where my Netflix is included in
Starting point is 03:09:18 with my T-Mobile Did you just tell me that? Awesome, I was sure about the Grand Final Free Netflix as long as you're a T-Mobile subscriber. You can't beat that, of course, WWE RAW just made their debut on Netflix. Be sure to catch next Monday's episode live and come over here and talk to this gentleman
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Starting point is 03:10:00 You can win a gift card from the people with the band-aid, or you could be prize from the people with the best So you'll walk right over to 100. I got a new senior stander over here. One for two, three for five, seven for ten. At this time though, ladies and gentlemen, he's been joining us on commentary. There he is right there. I'd like y'all to make some noise, put your hands together.
Starting point is 03:10:40 Welcome to the Canadian Team Falcone! You guys have never seen me before. Earthly Brawl! What's up? I'll be coming. I'll be coming. This is awesome for y'all at home. This is a very special opportunity for me. I'd just like to thank y'all for coming out to the event and spending the evening. I'm going to go ahead and talk to you guys.
Starting point is 03:11:22 I didn't even bring those two ladies. They're going to be trying to get on with y'all. You know, my young people tell me that I look like Charles Mason. Mommy, you're the heck of the three times today. Oh, you're good, man. Somebody come up here. You know who this dude looks like?
Starting point is 03:11:40 Now I have the team that's on my train going to have a beer with him. Oh, who is he? You look good. I'm still in the corner. No, it's supposed to be after this one. I'm doing my shot and down the wrong arm. So today, you guys are just going to run it up to me and throw the loose. I just can't run it. Eugene's in a very specific position right now. He can probably do that joke in the corner right now. It's time to see a non-cat, and the guy checking me out was down to the man with the man. Look, then he's saying, you ain't got no man. Boy, I can even say anything on my hands
Starting point is 03:12:51 at this point, doesn't go, I ain't. That's in line. Now, I got here to let y'all know, I'm pretty sure you know what the time is, once in a while. You probably can't tell that by the look at it, the way it sounds, but you can just as soon as you see the car out the car garage.
Starting point is 03:13:13 I wouldn't want to be a dollar and dollars, I'm just a pussy. Maybe the F-Box value, we'll keep that for you in the future. I take $500,000 in the car, I pass out a hundred for a thousand dollars, it's a very good furniture. I'm gonna be. I think. No, no, no, no. You got this.
Starting point is 03:13:39 That place is weird. Don't go. Okay. I don't really like big girls too much. I was just telling you folks. When you grab the mic, I'll turn it back on. Yeah, I guess I'll go ahead and open up a little bit. I don't really like big girls too much. Oh, she's not. I love fat women though. Oh, thank you. Now ladies, just know I would never say
Starting point is 03:14:16 he's going to wear a fat woman. I thought he was going to. I thought he was going to do it. I couldn't do this. I make too many mistakes too. That's it. I told him I didn't know. When you couldn't do this. I make too many mistakes. I don't know. I know. I mean, when you marry to the evil boy, you're the problem place. Snoop Dogg and Willie Nelson. He's there.
Starting point is 03:14:28 I got be holding. I'm just letting y'all know, I'll be holding. Okay, I'll be holding me. I was single J, double J is my cousin, and my cousin is triple J. Did you imagine what I would look like, Trumpy the Big Spongebob, with a 380 pound woman? I got in her back pack. I mean, y'all see me.
Starting point is 03:15:29 I'm 105 pounds, soaking wet, but a 10 pound weight, tied around my waist. If I get to look up to a woman who feels like me, that's what I'm looking for in this game. You know what I'm missing out on? I'm not gonna add anything. Okay, we're gonna win her to get down tonight! Woo!
Starting point is 03:15:44 Oh, come on! Oh, yeah, we're gonna get her down tonight! there. Everybody give it up for UT Bellcore! And we've still got a few minutes left on our mission. Last chance, get your 50-50 raffle tickets. We will be choosing the winner of all those prizes here in just a minute. You see Miss Tanner right here with the tickets. It's one for two, three tickets for five dollars, seven tickets for ten. Again, give you a chance dollars, seven tickets for ten. Yeah, give you a chance to win some awesome prize packs. And then one lucky person can walk away with some extra cash in their pocket. Last call for the 50-50 wrap, we'll be sure to talk
Starting point is 03:16:36 to Tammy. We'll return the action here in just a minute. I'm not, I'm looking for the kid. Okay, much harder to find. Yeah, oh yeah, thank you. That was awesome, having my boy Eugene come up here and do some commentary. Alright, so we just over here, I'm with my boy Nate Hamilton, came through for that battle roll. I see things didn't go your way out there. I saw that much.
Starting point is 03:17:07 I know there was a lot of action going on during the arcing brawl, but I know it didn't quite go the way you planned. Time and a place, trust me, it's coming. It's coming, all right. Because nothing is absolute except the absolute. Patrick. I thought he was in there. Maybe check his book.
Starting point is 03:17:27 Check where? Maybe the bottle. Okay. Nothing is absolute but the absolute man and that's guaranteed. I know what... I mean I can't help but look good, I smell good, I can dance all night long. I'm a self-made man. Yeah, that's the thing, I know it.
Starting point is 03:17:47 I'm the fastest car, I smoke fine cigars, and I'm married to the most beautiful woman in the world. You know it's absolutely true. Yeah, I never did that. Like I've never wanted to create greatness. Huh, is that what you do? I'm the absolute way. Nate Hammond letting you know right here now,
Starting point is 03:18:01 like that can lie, Nate living the life I want you. When y'all get finished up and you and help y'all move out with the move Dolly and all them back in. Okay, cool. Okay, cool. Hey, let me just get that side. That should work. Eugene, you rock that commentary stuff. Eugene, that's your longtime friend. I know what you did different on that stage in there. I just want you to know that. I was also one of the- Yeah, you're probably the only one that
Starting point is 03:18:42 knew all the real meanings of them jokes. I'm gonna be honest with y'all, it was real hard to keep that family friendly. That's saying, but this is the darkened ball, this is what we're doing. I mean, how do you make John Manson family friendly? For 50-50, ref. Buddy, JP, it has been an honor commentating with you. We gotta get up, let the co-hosts come back.
Starting point is 03:19:02 Thank y'all so much for letting us be part of this event with y'all. Peace. Anybody else? Steven, 50-50. I'm not even doing it. Good afternoon, Arc and Brawl. We are glad to be back. This is Keith Dodson and Dahlia Black. I know.
Starting point is 03:19:41 Lots of things going on today. Oh yeah. We still have plenty of in-ring action coming up with our scaffold match between Shane and Ray Ivy, and then our main event of the evening with Jimmy Buffay against Angel V. Pack.. th.. Ladies and gentlemen, we are going to go ahead and start picking out our winners for our 50-50 raffle. Please welcome, here she is, there you go. Sir, can I come up here with me real quick? What's your name, buddy?
Starting point is 03:21:37 Axton. Axton? Axton. All right, Axton, you're going to pick out our first winner. This is for the gift certificate to the break room, Amanda Parker. You're gonna pick out a ticket for me, any ticket or what? All right, let me see it here. If you are holding number, ticket number 2412709.
Starting point is 03:22:02 2412709. This is for the break room gift certificate. Going once, 241-2709. Going once, going twice, going three times. We'll pick out another winner. Go ahead and reach in there and pick out another one please. Alright, let's see. How about ticket number 2412702. 2412702. Right here. Alright, congratulations. You want to come up here? You can't yet. Quick check of information and just to say Thank you. I'm trying to wait until he's not talking. What's the number? 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2 The winner of that carry is Mariah. Putting yourself up. Kea Patrick and the people prize pack.
Starting point is 03:23:47 What's your name? Jacob. Jacob. Everybody give it up for Jacob. Thank you, man. We can't have it after dark. Congratulations. Well, not done.
Starting point is 03:24:01 Alright, let's see. Would you like to help me pick out a ticket? Yeah? Alright, come over here, buddy. Oh Yeah They got a ticket for me this is for the pier scenes by check I did for our bunch of angle like CJ The three are getting tocings by Chad. If you are holding ticket number 2412699. 2412699 again.
Starting point is 03:24:37 Congratulations, you have the $30 gift certificate to Piercings by Chad. Could it be that flash and light? Check, check, check. Check, check, check. I hear you. Oh, you hear me now. Can you hear me though? Can you hear me?
Starting point is 03:25:19 Alright, this is the winner of the 50-50 wrap. We'll walk you out with some extra cash. You're going to walk out with $60 in your pocket today for coming to a free event. We want to thank Blake for picking out the winning ticket. Thank you, everybody. Show us a love for Blake. Yeah! Yeah!
Starting point is 03:25:36 Yeah, if you're holding ticket number 2412647. 2412647. 2647 241 2647 You got sixty extra dollars in your pocket Hey, there you go Alright, what do we think Al, for playing? We're going to return your seats We're going to get some information from you real quick
Starting point is 03:26:04 So hang tight. I wanna return the action in just a minute. Come on up. Now, thank you so much. Come on up. Alrighty, and just a reminder, folks, we still have this scaffold match coming up real soon between Ray Ivey and Shane.
Starting point is 03:26:22 And then we have our main event with Jimmy Buffay and Angry Patrick. We lost one of the top wrestling fans in the state this past week to cancer. So at this moment we would like to pay all this thanks. A new a 10 bell salute for Mr. Sondra Davis. If I can get you ready to stand up real quick. Gentlemen remove your hats and if we could get a 10 bell salute and then after that we're going to have a quick moment of silence. The bell rings. The bell rings. The bell rings. The bell rings. The bell rings. The bell rings. Thank you.
Starting point is 03:28:07 For those that never had the pleasure of meeting her, she will travel from state to state following us, in supporting us and living our dreams, and she will be missed by so many. Ms. Amy, we love you. If you need anything, do not hesitate to call. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Starting point is 03:28:35 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Starting point is 03:28:41 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you., to more positive, for doing it. This right here is Triple J's nephew, and he will be turning eight years old in what, two minutes? Tomorrow. And, listen, here comes my little buddy. I don't know if I'm the best little boy or the kids I'll admit that but if I can get you all to join me we'll say happy birthday and then we'll get back to the action On the count of three, one, two, three Happy birthday to you!
Starting point is 03:29:39 Thank you. You want to get back to the action? If I'm not mistaken the next match is going to be the WWB and the DNR heavyweight championship. The challenger is one of the most underrated legends in the state of Arkansas. Against somebody that I regret to this day training and getting into the business. If I would have given you a rip I'd have killed off the bum. Somebody sitting in a hush. But, where's Rich at? Are you ready? Rich! Are you ready? Yes!
Starting point is 03:30:26 Ready? Are you ready? Let's do this! Oh! Almost, you almost got me. Ready? All right, ladies and gentlemen, we already keep the action movie writer on. All right, let's do the introducing first. We are That's how we are That's how we are
Starting point is 03:31:39 That's how I'm walking on the road I'm walking on the road I'm hands on the best thing that I can, I'll be the diamond in the foreground, When the truth gets known, when the time passes, Keep the wheel down, don't let the label out, It's who we are, who to the wall, open up the brush Kill all the outsiders, open the fathers Open the doors, open the doors, open the doors, open the doors Open the doors, open the doors, open the doors, open the doors
Starting point is 03:32:15 Open the doors, open the doors, open the doors, open the doors Open the doors, open the doors, open the doors, open the doors Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh With a bad news, with a young girl, with a rock-still-toe-back-a-rock-a-rock Yeah, he's gonna play and I think he's gonna hang And I'm thinking that he's far too regalate When he hits the fan, and he almost pounds And the boys come up and go, oh, oh, oh 15 minutes on this matchup, he's his opponent And his opponent! But the right thing to do is to get to where we are When the untouchable holds can't take us down
Starting point is 03:33:30 I'm gonna get the race down and we'll rip the crowd And take on the edges we've won And step up here's the road I'm not worried no more than a time down I'm gonna get the race tiger I'm a boy and a tiger I'm a boy and a tiger I'm a boy and a tiger We are the ones who have the most So ready to brawl
Starting point is 03:33:52 Let me grace the wildcard Give me the door In the rain we unite Unstoppable mind Through the blood sweat since we ain't white When the untouchable walls Get take us down Underneath the city sky we are well crowned
Starting point is 03:34:14 From the ashes we rise, never hit the ground But you know the rules ain't a turnaround We're gonna fall down Head out step on your soul, ready to fall Heavy crates to a card, beauty and all ["Walking on the Moon"] And we can see, yeah, we're proud Of the love and the respect So here's just we want to stand up and fight Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is brought to you by Team Bubble It is set for OneFall OneFall! And it is also for your TNR Heavyweight Championship
Starting point is 03:35:03 And the Wrestling with Pride Heavyweight Championship. Introducing first the challenger. Weighing at 280 pounds standing at five feet nine inches tall from parts unknown he is your 2025 Arc and Ball Royale winner, The Outsider! And to my right, accompanied in the ring by the Rod Father and Emmy Grace representing the Untouchables Weighing at 280 pounds, standing at 6 foot 3 inches tall. From Harrisburg, Arkansas, he is your TNR Heavyweight Champion. He is your Wrestling The way champion, Garboli Bigel! Your vision for this match is brightened.
Starting point is 03:36:12 Yeah! Yeah! You did well, I did well! Thank you. Thank you. Thank you guys so much. Woo! Yeah! I got it.
Starting point is 03:36:30 I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. We don't see you. We don't see.
Starting point is 03:36:49 This homework. Hey. I'm gonna get you! I'm gonna get you! I'm gonna get you! You're gonna get me! Preferee checking out for any foreign objects that you do not want in this match. Outsider having won the inaugural... And here we go! As I was saying, Outsider having won the inaugural Arc and Brawl Battle Royale.
Starting point is 03:37:28 So now he's got to win, see if he can win this one. Absolutely. Well, and you follow to the north, the gal faced Ray Ivey for that belt. He's definitely one of the brutalest matches I ever saw. So much that Ray Ivey retired his Suicide King and gave it to Triple J. Oh, dang. Definitely emotional night for that moment. Well, looks like it's already getting off to a pretty gnarly start already with Outsider on his knees.
Starting point is 03:38:10 Big Al getting that strap up. Big Al measuring his opponent. It's like grandfather trying to get involved here and paid for it. Crowd is already on the side of outsider. Absolutely, definitely one of the fan favorites. One, two, three. Oh, a big right hand to Outsider! Referee warning him to open that fist up. Apparently the ref needs glasses. Outsider checking that jaw hit. Absolutely. He had a winner against the momentum moving forward into this match.
Starting point is 03:39:41 Absolutely. Now remember, I don't think Big Al was in the battle round, was he? Not really, so... One, two, three! That means Outsiders are wrestling, and Outsiders are wrestling again. Outsiders ran some strikes of his own! Outsiders got nothing to lose in everything he's already had his a great night so far let's see if he can make it even better absolutely
Starting point is 03:40:14 I just want to talk to him Big tackle. Big Al trying to catch his breath after that. Absolutely, he's got to a ten count. Outsider wanting his punch to get back in the ring. Ref to a account of six. Big Al back in the ring. Hold his hair. What hair? The snap of hair that is so strong. of hair that is so even even our stars like what hair bless his heart A little bit of shenanigans on the outside from Big Al's teammates. Both been locked in.
Starting point is 03:41:35 Oh! Indoor arm bar. Got that locked in. No, wrist lock. Got it locked in. Oh! Oh! Leg drop out.
Starting point is 03:41:43 Oh! Oh! Leg drop around to that elbow. Cover. Two count, gets the shoulder up. Two count again. Two count again. I love the veteran instinct for sure.
Starting point is 03:42:15 Absolutely, I would definitely say so far this has been a fantastic inaugural arching brawl. And the fact that we've still got two more matches on the board after this. Yes, yes. Which means we are just getting started. Gotta love that veteran instinct. Oh yeah, take out the hands and take out the ability to fight. Grandfather saying, hey, open it up. Nice toss. Showing, outside of shorts about athleticism.
Starting point is 03:42:55 I haven't seen that in a long time. Two count. Who's trying to tie the shoe? I feel like Roy said that earlier. The ref's shoes need to be properly tied apparently. Big Al asking for another time out. We don't have those. It's wrestling.
Starting point is 03:43:20 Kick to the midsection. Another one. DBT! Both been down. Into a cover. Two! Two count. Oh, great thumb to the eye! Come on, man, let's knock...no bueno, man. No bueno. Trying to choke him control of the match.
Starting point is 03:44:22 It's not exactly fun to how he did it though. What the? I don't understand what is going on right now. Only a two count. Outsider with a two. I'm surprised he could do that. Going after that neck. Utilizing the ref count. utilizing their f-count
Starting point is 03:44:51 Rob Father mocking the fans for chanting for Outsider Oh! Big right hand. Woohoo. Into the cover. Two count. Two count. You're such a slow damn root. Say it, he can't count. Got the outside away a choke hold. And the third.
Starting point is 03:45:40 He's still in this, folks! Outside of fight time, elbow, second elbow! Off the ropes! Looks like a cross body there for a second. Into a cover! Two count! Oh! Oh! Wait a minute! What? Two count! I was real close though.
Starting point is 03:46:26 Oh! Oh, come on, not like this! Clearly not. We're still going. Send an outside to the outside. Oh, come on! This is just despicable! What are you expecting when you deal with the Untouchables? Oh, wait a minute! Outsiders fighting back?
Starting point is 03:47:17 Uh-oh. outside her back in the ring but the choke hold on after that throat again Nice try! That blasted chain coming out into the equation again. Oh no, no no no! Oh come on! No! No that's a and a half right there. Ring awareness is key. Now Big Al back to dissecting the outsider. He's got arms twitching a little bit. I'm surprised the outsider can still get to his feet at this point. Just goes to show the type of fighter he is.
Starting point is 03:48:53 The well is deep in the outsider and the reserves. He needs a lot of punishment for sure. Into a cover! Two count! Cover. Two count. Odds against him. They try to get this crowd behind him. Oh, he's swinging back to that midsection outside He's heading up top. Oh!
Starting point is 03:49:48 Oh! Outsider bop. Oh no. Oh wait a minute. He got hurt. Big Al's down but getting capped. Wait a minute. Oh!
Starting point is 03:49:56 Oh come on. This is despicable. Oh wow. Champions advantage but. Oh come on this is despicable. Oh wow. Champions advantage but come on. Shit I know. Big Al is still the champion.
Starting point is 03:50:15 Oh here we go. Ladies and gentlemen here is your winner via disqualification, the Outsider! However, a championship cannot trade hands during a disqualification, so still, TNR Heavyweight Champion and wrestling with proud Heavyweight Champion, the Bully Big M! Utterly despicable. your champion, champion fly. Hey, get the guy. All right, one more time. One more big guy. One more big guy.
Starting point is 03:51:12 Hey, man. One more big guy. One more big guy. One more big guy. One more big guy. One more big guy. One more big guy. One more big guy.
Starting point is 03:51:20 One more big guy. One more big guy. One more big guy. One more big guy. One more big guy. One more big guy. One more big guy. One more big guy. One more big guy. He's got his minutes up next and he's willing to throw down right here and now. Well, that is the integrity of the authentic Ray. They're heading back to locker room. And Ray, of course, taking the positives out of this. Ladies and gentlemen, this time it is now time for semi-maid event this evening. The following contest is brought to you by Legion scaffolding and this is the first ever Arkansas scaffolding match.
Starting point is 03:52:53 The only way to win is to throw your opponent from the top of the scaffold down into the ring. Ladies and gentlemen, introducing first your special guest referee for this match. A legend among the independent scene and in death matches all around, the one, the only, Sleazy E. It's your singing first! The I'm a big fan of the show, Jerry Jensen! The party is so bad, the party's getting good And I feel so fucked, they hurtin' to the point where they're gonna break it They're gonna break it I can't live without Michael Boucher
Starting point is 03:54:51 And he'll never see me again When I step down, can't go, I'm on the road Time to go to school, rollin' in my body Rollin' in my body, rollin' in my body I'm not gonna lie, I'm on the end of my rope Hear themselves shoutin' out, I'm ready to see I did it, I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna sell that rock with you, see it I'm gonna sell that rock with you, see it I'm gonna sell that rock with you, see it
Starting point is 03:55:06 I'm gonna sell that rock with you, see it I'm gonna sell that rock with you, see it I'm gonna sell that rock with you, see it I'm gonna sell that rock with you, see it I'm gonna sell that rock with you, see it I'm gonna sell that rock with you, see it I'm gonna sell that rock with you, see it I'm gonna sell that rock with you, see it
Starting point is 03:55:22 I'm gonna sell that rock with you, see it I'm gonna sell that rock with you, see it I'm gonna sell that rock with you, see it And the crowd goes wild! And the crowd goes wild! And the crowd goes wild! And the crowd goes wild! And the crowd goes wild! And the crowd goes wild! And the crowd goes wild! And the crowd goes wild! And the crowd goes wild!
Starting point is 03:55:38 And the crowd goes wild! And the crowd goes wild! And the crowd goes wild! And the crowd goes wild! And the crowd goes wild! And here's a moment. Tonight I pray for a seedless garden So now take me higher Tonight the streets will be full of freaks Preaching can't reach this higher Don't tell me who I'm gonna love tonight It's just me standing up in my gut tonight
Starting point is 03:56:24 And feeling a little money if you like it But baby I can't lie to you but I like it Call on the band tonight, you look like me Cause the freaks came back, they came back Never his way, never his way I'm coming down to the grave No one will be in the front row of the front row. And the one who's in the back row of the back row.
Starting point is 03:56:50 From the front to the Arkansas, the All-Stars, way up in the air. To make yourself feel your sacred place She'll make the dream come true The queen's gonna make the scene But don't worry, it's gonna be alright Don't tell me you want my love tonight It's just me standin' up in the park tonight And get a little muddy if you like it So baby let's get a lot to play for Cause the freaks can party like freaks can't
Starting point is 03:57:38 And the freaks can live it up in the church Hey man, you know I'm a step performance the church singing I'm a real step-a-forming boy singing I'm lost in the world, do you wanna dance with me? Just get in the church singing Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh I'm just gonna go. Keep them down! Keep them down! Keep them down! Keep them down! Keep them down! Keep them down! Keep them down! Keep them down! Keep them down! Keep them down! Keep them down! Keep them down! Keep them down! Keep them down! Keep them down! Keep them down! Keep them down! Keep them down! Keep them down! Keep them down! Keep them down! Keep them down! Keep them down! Keep them down! Keep them down! Keep them down! Keep them down! Keep them down! Keep them down! Keep them down! Keep them down! Keep them down! Keep them down! Keep them down! Keep them down! Keep them down! Keep them down! Keep them down! Keep them down! Keep them down! Keep them down! Keep them down! Keep them down! Keep them down! Keep them down! Keep them down! Keep them down! Keep them down! Keep them down! Keep them down! Keep them down! Keep them down! Keep them down! Keep them down! Keep them down! Keep them down! Keep them down! Keep them down! Keep them down! Keep them down! Keep them down! Keep them down! Keep them down! Keep them down! Keep them down! Keep them down! Keep them down! Keep them down! Keep them down! Keep them down! Keep them down! Keep them down! Keep them down! Keep them down! Keep them down! Keep them down! Keep them down! Keep them down! Keep them down! Keep them down! Keep them down! Keep them down! Keep them down! Keep them down! Keep them down! Keep them down! Keep them down! Keep them down! Keep them down! Keep them down! Keep them down! Keep them down! Keep them down! Keep them down! Keep them down! Keep them down! Keep them down! Keep them down! Keep them down! Keep them down! Keep them down! Keep them down! Keep them down! Keep them down! Keep them down! Keep them down! Keep them down! Keep them down! Keep them down! Keep them down! Keep them down! The camera, the camera, up there, it's, it's messed up. It's dangling. It's dangling. Yeah! Number 1.
Starting point is 03:59:02 This is the first ever scaffold match in the state of Arkansas. Not only is this the first archen brawl, but the first scaffold match. One of these men will be falling 10 feet from the top of that scaffold to the bottom of the ring. I'm not into that kind of life, I'm saying. With two literal independent Arkansas wrestling legends in the ring tonight. Dahlia, how do you think this is gonna go? Crazy, because it's great and shame. And if you know anything about them, you know they're gonna go all out with no hesitation.
Starting point is 03:59:43 Absolutely. There they go. anything about them you know they're gonna go all out with no hesitation there they go these men know each other I mean they know each other tag team partners for years opponents for years the Arkansas independent wrestling scene would not be the same without either of these two men. Absolutely not. In fact, Ray is celebrating his 23 years in this ring today. Let's just hope this match is not the last of those years. Let's hope not. He's got plenty of people that still want a piece of him. Look at the strength! This is a family show Dolly. In the ring they point to every flight of Ray Ivy. It is an honor to be in the ring with Ray. There's
Starting point is 04:00:33 plenty of the new guys that I know that would love to have their moment with him. It was great from Shane. You got him really, baby. Oh That's straight I mean they know each other They've never raised a little bit We about to go all over the arena right now Hi flying action already early on and we're not even on the scaffold yet. There's no pins. No pins at all. Gotta go up to that scaffold.
Starting point is 04:01:48 Ooh, them brutal shots from Ray are no joke. Absolutely not. We've seen what his chops do earlier in the Battle Royale. Oh, swing and a miss. That's what that is. When you go in for battle, there it is. Better bring it. You screwed up! You screwed up!
Starting point is 04:02:07 You screwed up! You screwed up! Oh! You screwed up! Oh, Ray's like, no, no, no, this is how you do it. We'll learn today. Nobody in this business chops like Ray Ivy. Did I ever swoop into the corner? Nobody in this business chops like Ray Ivy.
Starting point is 04:02:27 Irish women to the corner. Oh! Nobody home for that Bronco Buster and I think Ray's Bronco probably just got busted. Look, I'm just saying. These men know each other clearly. Absolutely. Move the stairs. Let's see if they can say the same after this match. Trying to get some motivation from the crowd here. Absolutely. You're seeing history here tonight. Of course, Triple G having to watch both of his partners fight like this. Oh, beautiful inziguri.
Starting point is 04:03:19 Knocked his chain right off the top rope. How crazy is that great show this match Oh! Superplex! Again, the high flying moves coming out already. And we're not even on the scaffold yet. They are going to go hard all the way through to the bitter end. Again, the only way to win this folks is to knock your opponent off of the scaffold. They are climbing the scaffold.
Starting point is 04:04:16 Oh, they are trying to anyway. They're climbing the scaffold. They're trying to anyway. We're like, hold up. You're an idiot. Uh oh. Uh oh, we're about to get a chop. Ow! Absolutely not. Do not. We're about to get a chop Absolutely not
Starting point is 04:04:56 Spying off the apron, I don't think that's what they meant when they make a picture back into it Absolutely not trying to get this crowd motivated motivated. Alright, Shane towing Ray back in the ring. Going up the high risk district. Ray trying to get some crowd participation. Ray in the high risk district. What? Oh he out? Ray, there's no pinning. He's a hunter. Ray, I'm sure with a veteran when you're used to pinning it's a little bit harder.
Starting point is 04:05:27 Absolutely. Oh, oh. Oh, he's looking at it now. Hey, look at that. That's a good one. That's a good one. That's a good one. That's a good one.
Starting point is 04:05:35 That's a good one. That's a good one. That's a good one. That's a good one. That's a good one. That's a good one. That's a good one. That's a good one.
Starting point is 04:05:43 That's a good one. That's a good one. That's a good one. That's a good one. That's a good one, he's looking at it now. Hey, looking at that scaffold. The pitiful mountain right now. Oh, wait a minute. What is Ray doing? Got him. Ooh, spinning him around. Oh, he's spinning around.
Starting point is 04:05:51 Oh, he's spinning around. Oh, he's spinning around. Oh, he's spinning around. Oh, he's spinning around. Oh, he's spinning around. Oh, he's spinning around. Oh, he's spinning around. Oh, he's spinning around.
Starting point is 04:05:59 Oh, he's spinning around. Oh, he's spinning around. Oh, he's spinning around. Oh, he's spinning around. Oh, he's spinning around. Oh, he's spinning around. Oh, he's spinning around. Oh, he's spinning around. Oh, he's spinning around. Oh, he a minute. What is Ray doing? Got him!
Starting point is 04:06:07 Ooh, spinning him around. There it is. Again, no pinfall, no submission. You gotta get up to that scaffold. Brissa, let's go, baby. To the ropes we go. Oh, wait a minute. Oh, she stopped him.
Starting point is 04:06:15 Oh, wait a minute. Oh, wait a minute. Oh, wait a minute. Oh, wait a minute. Oh, wait a minute. Oh, wait a minute. Oh, wait a minute. Oh, wait a minute.
Starting point is 04:06:23 Oh, wait a minute. Oh, wait a minute. Oh, wait a minute. Oh, wait a minute. Oh, wait a minute. Oh, wait a minute. First let's go baby so the ropes we go Oh they stopped him Don't these manner raining blows back and forth Both these men push each other to a whole other limit oh are they both going to the hybrid oh my gosh that was nice that was insane That was insane. You are watching these men put their bodies and lives on the line. For the love of this business.
Starting point is 04:07:14 This is crazy. Pinkies up, and the middle of that was the sportsmanship. Absolutely, but again, that's not gonna win this match. Keep them down, keep them up! Keep them up! Every time Ray and Shane fight each other, they bring something out in each other in a match that nobody does when they're facing other opponents. They do it with each other, I'm telling you. Absolutely, and again, today they are making history in the state of Arkansas. Flex, baby, flex.
Starting point is 04:07:53 Flex, baby, flex. Real show. Oh! Oh, amazing. These men are putting on a clinic for everybody here today. QWL! QWL! QWL! QWL! Right going against the ropes. Uh oh. Wait a minute. Doing all kinds of... Clippy's here. Another no-nuts. What is he doing?
Starting point is 04:08:46 Going high. Oh my gosh! Man! That was nuts. Oh man. I don't care who you are, you gotta appreciate this match. Absolutely. Oh! Uh oh, here we go! We going hot? Oh!
Starting point is 04:09:22 That sucks. Here we go! Steel don't forgive, baby! Oh, wait a minute. He said no. No. Ray's heading up now. Is it easier to be the first one up or the last one up? I feel like the first one up got the advantage. I don't know, but... There they are. You could not pay me enough to get up there. And the fact that these two men are willingly climbing this scaffold. Here we go!
Starting point is 04:09:54 Crazy. Oh! You can hear that metal creaking. Ray in control right now Everybody is standing in this arena Watching this insanity. They are seeing history being made here. You have the wrestlers got their phones out watching Everybody is it all looking at the ten men ten feet above us Absolutely, right in control Ten feet above us absolutely great control Thank God we got our camera up there
Starting point is 04:10:40 We're Shane fighting back they're both on the edge. Oh my god I saw! Man! That had to hurt. I don't care. Body meets steel, don't mix. Right? Right hanging off. That's too close for comfort, baby.
Starting point is 04:10:52 Oh! Both these men. One has to fall. That's the only way to win this. This is not. One has to fall. That's the only way to win this. Everybody cheering. Oh my god. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa! Whoa! Man!
Starting point is 04:11:26 He would have landed on the stairs, not even in the ring! That would have killed him! That's not, that wasn't a part of the show! Whoa! Whoa! Man! This is insane right now! Everybody is breathed!
Starting point is 04:11:42 Where is he going? I mean, I was going to be a pole dancer. Look at that. Doesn't count. It does not count. He said throw him on. Throw him on. And now they got to come all the way back down.
Starting point is 04:12:01 He said come on now. Just swing. Hey. Woo. I got the chills! I got the chills baby! Absolutely. Wait, what's Shane doing? Shane said come on. Let's go. Oh wait. Wait a minute. He said let's go. Springboard! Springboard off the ropes! This is nuts!
Starting point is 04:12:28 I don't know where you are, but you definitely ain't here to see this. You aren't here in person to see this. Nothing like live with this kind of action. Absolutely not. David, David! Oh, a couple of foot steps. Oh, spinning pile driver to look like. Man. These two are putting on a, oh, oh, spin. Spin the spin.
Starting point is 04:13:04 You know that affects everybody. Our special guest referee is easy any other way. He got a good knock down. He took him in right here. He's a let go. I'd say gotta get back up on that scaffold. Do you really want to go up there after that maneuver? Look, there's only one way to win this.
Starting point is 04:13:29 Come on, get your bearings baby, get your bearings. Ray's saying time out. Said I need a step, right. Shine, shine. What was that? I don't know. I don't want to know knowing right I don't want to know it's fine both these men have already put on the clinic of a match, but it ain't over yet. They have everybody standing in a sling to watch this.
Starting point is 04:14:10 Standing room only here at Legion's scaffolding building, where two legends have been colliding. Double clothesline! Double clothesline, double, double, double, double, double, double, double, double, double, double, double, double, double, double, double, double, double, double, double, double, double, double, double, double, double, double, double, double, double, double, double, double, double, double, double, double, double, double, double, double, double, double, double, double, double, double, double, double, double, double, double, double, double, double, double, double, double, double, He's up baby, Pinky's up. Look at him. You gotta wonder what's going through Triple J's mind watching his two fellow members of the QWO.
Starting point is 04:14:56 Do this just for the history of it. I mean, if you're celebrating 23 years in the business. Oh, what a way to do it. Oh, wait a minute. Shame reverses. Tilt-a-whirl Sparabuster, please. Triple J over there looking like he can't believe his eyes with how this match has been going. Are they even gonna be able to walk after this? I don't think either of these men care. Everybody's just lost in this match. He's been making history here today. Off the ropes! Oh Oh? Oh! Nobody home! I do not believe that felt good.
Starting point is 04:16:50 No, I don't think it ever could. The crowd on their feet. The wrestlers on their feet. The wrestlers on their feet. Everyone in this building on their feet. It is hard to breathe because all the oxygen has been sucked out because we all quit breathing. This is crazy. Both been back to their feet. Oh, here we go! He shares the drink.
Starting point is 04:17:48 Alright. He needed that. Oh! Lloyd! Oh, I think they might have turned on Shane here. Both men heading to the top. Looks like a whole team effort at this point. With how these two have been going at it, it has to be. Ten feet above the ring.
Starting point is 04:18:27 Looks like... Shane up first? Yeah, but it looks like Ray was the one standing, so... Oh no. What's he doing? Let's not. Ray, this is a family show, man. Come on. Oh no. Trying to get some cake, baby.
Starting point is 04:18:54 Ray, no, this is a family show. Come on. Everybody encouraging him. He's going for it. You know, he's kinda the one at that moment. Both these men know each other like brothers. Oh wow. Here we go. Is he? Oh my gosh.
Starting point is 04:19:23 Off the scaffold! Oh! This is a violent, violent moment. Yep, that scaffold does not, that steel is not forgiving at all. It has no gifts. Especially on the human body. body. Oh Everyone on their feet wait a minute. Oh wait a minute That's a million dollar question could could you launch your best friend?
Starting point is 04:20:27 Shane holding on. No! Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner, the authentic Ray Ivey. Ray Ivy! Ray Ivy winning the first ever scaffolding match in the history of Arkansas. Shane getting up. Checking on his partner. I'm gonna be singing up in my coach's line Shane wanting to say some words Surprised he's getting back to his feet after that fall It is Shane Hey guys, can I get y'all pictures for a second?
Starting point is 04:21:47 I might get y'all one for this one. This one, you guys. Guys, this is what we do. Papers, AWE, DNR, and WWP. This is what we do. Papers, AWE, TNR, WWP this is what we do. Patrick, everybody, thank y'all. Jackson come here. Right this makes 25 years right? For the guy that knows. I fought my ass off for this boy. I just got my rice. I just got my rice. I'm not gonna get into details.
Starting point is 04:22:50 But with this boy, everybody out there, I love y'all. There's nobody with their water bag that knows the story like he does. And if anything was to happen to me, I wouldn't trust anybody else with that, with me. So it would be honored, not only my best friend, one of the best workers in Arkansas, but will you please, if anything happens to me, be that boy's godfather. I'll see you go through war, for being honest. And thank you for everything that you've done. For me, not just in this business, but in life.
Starting point is 04:24:15 You know what I've been through, with discrimination. Justice, you've been by my side. Thank you so much for coming out tonight. Thank you. Thank you. Jackson! Jackson! Jackson! Jackson! Jackson! Jackson! Jackson! Jackson! Jackson! Jackson! Jackson! Jackson! Jackson! Jackson! Jackson! Jackson! Jackson! Jackson! Well, a very emotional moment for all of us. I know the story. And one time, for most competitors, a heck of a matchup.
Starting point is 04:25:26 And making history right here in Arkansas, with each and every one of you. Raya, I think your name's Shane. Hell of a job, there you go. Show them some love. Ladies and gentlemen, at this time, it is now time for your MAGNIFICENT EVENT! This event is brought to you by Patrick and the People's Podcast, Dad After Dark, T-Mobile right here, and of course we give a huge shout out and thank you to Legion Scaffolding! The following contest is for the VCW Heavyweight Championship! It is set for one fall!
Starting point is 04:26:28 Introducing first. Of course, the fan favorite of everybody, Capsule, Jimmy Buffett. How can you just not buy the chicken buffet? I'm about the old time sailor man, they do the same thing again and again. One day you're ready to sail the race, a day coming from my side. Mama the big, catch up the shirt. And talk about a wild kind. I'm a guy, I get what I need. I just got better, so the banana's a bag of gold. I'm a little bit like a We ain't got all which I need
Starting point is 04:27:49 And his opponent You got a chance to kill him again I'm a my way. Baby, I'm on my way. Are you freaking kidding me? Angry Patrick here to say, feel my fury. If you can't beat me, you can't see me. You can't beat me.
Starting point is 04:28:21 See, trash. You can't beat me. You can't beat me. Look. I know that you think I'm the radio guy sitting behind the desk so you're just going to look this ass, right? Let's go Patrick! Yeah, yeah, I get it, I get it. What you don't know is that I've been working with another wrestler here, getting a little training in this week, so surprise, surprise,
Starting point is 04:28:57 KID THE MUSIC! I'm gonna be a good boy. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I'm so ready to fall every grace that walks in Ladies and gentlemen again the following contest is for the vacant VCW Heavyweight Championship Introducing first, standing to my right Weighing in at 210 pounds, standing at 5 feet 10 inches tall, from the SC Serene County, the legendary Ang Lee. Woo! Woo! Woo!
Starting point is 04:30:12 Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo!
Starting point is 04:30:18 Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! And tonight, weighing in at a lovely bunch of coconuts, standing at two and a half taking torches tall, from Margaritaville, Jimmy Belfast! Bill Frank! You want to go to Bill Frank?
Starting point is 04:30:46 Patrick! Patrick! Patrick! Woo! Patrick! Patrick! Patrick! What is he checking in for snacks? I guess. Maybe you need a honey bun, I don't know. Just so you know, it's not tasty cake, because those are terrible. Awkward, tall, OG, OG honey cake. Honey bun. Little Debbie all the way.
Starting point is 04:31:37 She's some faceless dick with a thing. And here we go with our band band of the evening, folks. Oh, going right into it. Patrick! Patrick! Patrick! Patrick! Whoa! Here's Jimmy... Jimmy... Remember, Angry Patrick has only been training for, what do you say, about a week? Yeah.
Starting point is 04:32:11 Jimmy is the trained professional here, folks, so this was also Patrick's idea. I mean, look, fortune favors the bold, but sometimes you gotta learn when it's no longer boldness. Maybe just play. Oh, come on. Now that's a Rob Father move. You can definitely tell who's betraying Patrick. Woo! This crowd firmly behind Jimmy Buffet. Of course.
Starting point is 04:32:51 How can you be upset and not cheer for someone? Oh! Uh-oh! Who is it that, as much as Jimmy is a gentle giant, he definitely did not want to break the bear. Well, I mean, you know what happens when they say about waking up a sleeping giant? Right. Of course, Jimmy's showing off that strength of his. Again, just because he's big. Maybe he can't move. Agreed. And the pose. Of course, the pose
Starting point is 04:34:02 like He's flexing, come on Flick. I think he's checking the time. I mean it's 5 o'clock somewhere. Putting Patrick in the corner. How is Patrick going to come back from this? He done picked him up! I think he may be regretting some of his decisions right now Dahlia. I know I would be. Oh wait a minute. Oh my god the big man really? Oh hey he's like what was that? Oh! Oh! Oh, nice.
Starting point is 04:35:19 He even said he wasn't a wrestler. Takes to the mix section. Stomp to the head. This is for the vacated Vapers Heavyweight title. Which Jimmy had held before. Absolutely our inaugural champion in that. Jimmy trying to get the gold back. Absolutely. Come back to the mountaintop. Andrew Patrick! Andrew Patrick! Andrew Patrick, people here! Andrew Patrick! This is definitely a change for Pace. Jimmy's the only everybody chooses for.
Starting point is 04:36:09 Local legend like Andrew Patrick, it's also hard to not cheer for him either. True, true, true. And in the radio business for as long as I can remember lot of us grew up listening to him on the radio two count for angry Patrick trick. Oh come on. Look that's what happens when you hire the Rob Father okay? I'm just saying. Like we don't cheat? They stretch the rules a little bit. A little? They said they don't cheat, I don't know.
Starting point is 04:37:10 That's about my pay. Stand back! Stand back! Stand back! Stand back! Stand back! Stand back! Stand back! Stand back! Stand back! Taking the legs out of the big man.
Starting point is 04:37:34 Oh, angry Patrick Allen and Mama Buffet. And as we all know, we don't do that here. Look, I made her mad. Well, she'll take Rob Father because he ain't in the match. Security having to tell Mama Buffet to back off. You're going to need more than that much security, okay? You're going to need probably some of the wrestlers too knowing her. Yeah, I made that woman mad one time that was not the option honestly making any woman mad is not the option
Starting point is 04:38:16 yanking on the beard from behind nice it looks like a good chokehold chokehold. Looks like some of that training is paying off. Including the cheap kick from Rob Rutheram for a taught him well. Trying to get some support. Patrick just continuing to wail into Jimmy. You know this food started on his show. Yeah, I think Jimmy didn't put him through a table. You know, I thought he asked for it though. It's different.
Starting point is 04:38:59 If you ask for it, you can't get mad if you receive it. Absolutely. Good smack to the top of Jimmy's head. Chugging out the big man. Of course. He was doing nothing. He was painting Jimmy's toes. Is that what was happening? Look, no offense to Rob Father, I think he'd be the last person I want to paint my shoes. They just would be looking like a painted mess leave it to the professionals yeah great
Starting point is 04:39:53 you go with that option Patrick Starr is controlling this match! We got Patrick Starr's chance, we got the angry Patrick chance, we got the Jimmy chance. Are you freaking kidding me? No, we're not. This whole crowd is definitely letting these men know what they think. This whole crowd is definitely letting these men know what they think. At the inaugural Lakenboro and start off strong. I feel like we're going to end strong. That part.
Starting point is 04:40:37 One way or another we're leaving with a new champion tonight. Absolutely. Kicked in the arm. Who said don't show me where his head is? Buffet sent to the outside. Patrick going outside. outside there goes mama buffet back in it talk this back to the Bob father who that's my fight I'm sure people let rest of my mother's okay, but say I would not be betting for Rob father What is Patrick got oh, it's a hot dog I
Starting point is 04:41:37 Don't think anybody wanted that You definitely don't want it now Ray may be playing here. I don't know the story. I don't know look like it's half gone Man, we done got all this little business all over the place now. Oh yeah. But you know what they say, anything can happen in wrestling. That part. Oh, it's my dog for you, Trouble. Rob Father. He's still picking it out of his ear. Yeah, I don't, that just gives me the heat.
Starting point is 04:42:30 Could be worse, could be hot dog flavored water. No. Patrick pulling out some of the classics. Definitely showing the results of that training. What just happened there? Did you not? I did not. What in the world? Oh, Jimmy caught him! Oh, DDT!
Starting point is 04:43:23 Patrick got him down. Oh, were those? I'm just saying. He's got a hit or he's not. Uh oh. Got the ref. Ref down. Wait, those are!
Starting point is 04:43:56 Man, angry Patrick can't be that angry. Drops buffet onto the brass knuckles. Drops Buffet onto the brass knuckles. Referees down. Referees down. He's loaded. angry patrons got those knuckles oh are you just gonna keep beating them he's a good not like this not like this What? Oh! Oh!
Starting point is 04:44:46 Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner Emu! Emu, he's CW Heavyweight Chick Banda Wait a minute I was kind of wondering when that was going to happen.
Starting point is 04:45:06 It's his. It's his. Restart. Ladies and gentlemen, I have just been informed during due to a porn object being involved in this match, the official has decided to restart the matchup. While we were starting it on, the bell has been rung so I will quit pouting in the corner and pin somebody. Here you go baby! Into the pin! The new VCW Heavyweight Champion Jimmy Buchland! And with that folks we have a new champion! Wow!
Starting point is 04:46:19 And now this tour is two times Vapors Heavyweight champion Jimmy Foxxay! He feels like he's everybody's favorite champion. Oh, absolutely! Big man's got the belt back in. With that. With that. Mama Bessie is very happy here. Oh yes, so is Papa Buffet too. Now you know, at our next Vapers Championship show that will be here in Legion's Gatling,
Starting point is 04:47:07 it is going to be Logan Lyon vs. Jenny Ruffette. terrible song now, champion vs champion about to be a whole thing you're definitely not going to want to miss it anyway folks, this is Keith Bronson signing out She's starting laughing. Signing out! I'm a man of my heart, I'm a man of my heart Ladies and gentlemen, we want to thank you all for joining us for Arkinball Did you all have a good time today? Hey y'all be sure to check all the individual companies out on Facebook There's Wrestling with Pride, T&R Championship Wrestling,
Starting point is 04:48:25 ARAWE and VCW. Be sure to look us all up on Facebook. Don't forget, market counters have been joining the action today. March 1st, we will be back in this very building with Vapors Championship Wrestling. Thank you for joining us. Thank you for making history with us. A big thank you to joining us. Thank you for making history with us No, thank you for screaming big thank you to our commentary team
Starting point is 04:49:07 Ladies gentlemen, y'all give it up show some love for Legion Scaffolding! Y'all have a safe drive home, we'll see you next time! It's a U-team in a match. It's a heartbeat. It's a heartbeat. It's a heartbeat. It's a heartbeat. It's a heartbeat. It's a heartbeat. It's a heartbeat. It's a heartbeat. It's a heartbeat.
Starting point is 04:49:36 It's a heartbeat. It's a heartbeat. It's a heartbeat. It's a heartbeat. It's a heartbeat. It's a heartbeat. It's a heartbeat. It's a heartbeat. I'm still in my coffee! Oh Oh! Yeah, man. I'm back here. Dude, one more. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 04:50:30 Oh, yeah. Yeah, nice. I got it.

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