Patrick and the People - Patrick and the People - Live! - Ep68 w/ Buckshot Princess

Episode Date: February 5, 2025

Guests: Buckshot Princess, Amanda Parker, & Jodie B from The Po Boys Podcast #podcast #country #buckshotprincess #comedy #talkshow #patrickandthepeople #doge #rock #news #music #patp #politics #funny #comedian #elonmusk #thepoboys #thepoboyspodcast

you you You Know when you see them cuz they're so real already know exactly how you feel See the head and I like seeing a steamboat. You damn well know they're one of a people We are the people, we are the people, to what is today Wednesday, right? All day. Yeah, how about that? We made it to the middle of the week already and good times, good times. Of course, everybody knows Amanda from the break room. Introduce yourself, man. How's it going?

I am the host CEO of the Pope Boys podcast my name is Jody B I'm a lifelong Arkansan been around for almost 40 years so you know all right man well hey we're excited to have you here today so hang out have fun and we're gonna you know kind of get things going but here in a minute I'll do some news and stuff feel free to you, you know, chime in, comment, whatever. What's going on with you today, Amanda? I have no idea. No, watching the weather. What's going on with that? Well, Jody and I were talking about this before we got geared up and everything, but the high today is 64, the low is 62, and I'm just, you know, I'm looking at that beautiful Arkansas weather where we're like Are we gonna get a tornado? You know by the next weekend or something well

The way the weather's been going it's gonna be a snow night it might it may be Is this supposed to go back down again in like two weeks yeah, yeah, make sense yeah I mean the high on Saturday is 80. Oh wow in like two weeks. Yeah. Yeah. That makes sense. Yeah, no, that's kind of how we do things here. I mean, the high on Saturday is 80. Oh, wow. Yeah. 80. In February, yeah.

And it drops down to 45 after that, and then we'll have a little bit of cold stuff, and then it gets stupid. In like two weeks, the low's 26. Somebody should fire the groundhog. Seriously. Ha ha ha? All right. All right then.

Well, let's get to some things that you probably need to know today. I've got a few of them here that may be of interest. May not. Hell, I don't know. Let's see. Let's start with this. The USPS, United States Postal Service, won't be accepting packages from China or Hong Kong.

Yesterday the Postal Service released a statement saying they're temporarily suspending international packages. Until further notice, that means if you're waiting on T-MU or anything like that, you're going to wait a little longer and wait a little longer for that three dollar belt you know what I mean yeah no it definitely is not Southwest Airlines rolling out a number of new changes one of them will affect short flights drink service being scrapped on any trip that takes under 40 minutes at soda alcohol whatever uh you could have water or coffee but yeah probably makes sense uh probably uh

given the circumstances of oh you're trying to randian says uh have patrick fix the cameras i was going to try to get myself hold on everybody i can do everything professional yeah let's see Hold on everybody. I can do professional. Yeah Let's see Through I Step one, I wouldn't know what they were to supposed to look like I hate to interrupt you when you're alright now you're good now. It's perfect time. That's great so anyway

Yeah, they should probably not be serving booze as often as possible at this point in airplanes because people don't know how to act in them now. I think if you get over maybe a two hour flight maybe you could have a drink, but I'm saying man people act foolish these days at airports. I mean they're barely given peanuts or pretzels or whatever it is now. You know you got to hit a certain amount of time in the air yeah or you guys sit in first class yeah I won't be in first class I have it I have not do you like it I did it one time and I was like yeah this is the best how much how much more is it to fly first class on a regular ticket?

About when I went it was probably about four times as much three four times as much. Wow. Yeah but I was I was manifesting at that point in time. Yeah now I'll manifest some savings. Yeah no shit I caught I caught a few resentments. I was living a lifestyle I wasn't able to afford yet. That's what I was going to say. I've been on a few flights and I'm not going to pay for booze, let alone an upgrade in the seat. $15 shots of Jack Daniels. I'm okay, thanks. No, I can hit the bar before I get there. I mentioned this yesterday but the largest home insurer in California asking officials for an emergency rate hike 22% on average. Oh my god. Yeah. Who is that? State Farm. They say they're losing their ass out there because of the wildfires but listen man, I'm not falling for it. I'm not either. Sorry. I mean you know 99% of the time you don't pay shit

Yeah, so you got all that money state farm. Yeah use it. Yeah, sorry You know sometimes you got to spend it. You can't just make it. I don't think they're losing their ass. They're doing their job I don't know. I mean that's that's I mean they're not doing their jobs. They need to do their jobs. The Sandman creator, his name is Neil Gaiman. He's been hit with a rape and human trafficking suit after accusations started flying, filed by lawyers for a former New Zealand nanny of his and musician Amanda Palmer's son. The claim arises out

of his abuse of the plaintiff. See what it tells me. Doesn't say much more than that. So we'll see what happens there. I don't even really know who the hell Neil Gaiman is, I'll be honest. I saw something about it yesterday and basically like took a young girl that was a fan and then like you know became friends with her and like brought her on as a nanny but then basically wasn't paying her and was having his way with her according to her report and the wife was complicit oh wow man you think the accent makes it better or worse? Gross. Even Arnold took care of the nanny. Even Arnold took care of the nanny and the kid. You know what I mean? It's not a British accent Jody. It's an Australian one. New Zealand.

Whatever. There's a big difference. There's nothing sexy about it. It's closer to G'day mate. Yeah it's not Idris Elba. Get in the trunk. You're like, no. Idris Elba. Get in the trunk. No, Idris Elba, everybody loves Idris. Two LA County prosecutors are claiming district attorney Nathan Hockman retaliated against them for supporting re-sentencing for the Menendez brothers. Brock Lunsford and Nancy the Burge who were demoted announced they're seeking damages from the office, may file a lawsuit. They claim he demoted them because they recommended resentencing convicted murderers, Eric and Lauman and Endez, who you may recall shot their parents to death back in 1989. They claim they were defamed by them as well. They say they were obligated to recommend resentencing based on the facts.

I don't know the facts. You know, I know what they said. I mean, I don't have a problem with them getting out, I guess. Some people do. They've been in there a long time. Sure. Yeah. They were pretty damn young when it happened.

And their parents are dead. So, I mean, it's not like they're a real threat to the community. No, they weren't serial killers. They just took out their own parents for whatever reason. I mean to be rich or whatever. Didn't work out for them. Let me put it like that. Billy Ray Cyrus may have a strained relationship with his daughter, but he congratulated her on her Grammy. Who gives a shit? Yeah, who gives a shit? Really, honestly.

About either one of them? No, I don't care. really honestly no I don't care this is weird though a Colorado Springs woman had an unwelcome visitor for days officers responded after she noticed footprints near the cellar door found signs of an intruder the suspect was gone at the time but returned later prompting a second call turned out the guy had been living there for days. I used taken into custody and man, how freaky is that to have someone living under your house for days and you don't even know. I mean, man, that might cause you to change your whole protocol. Seriously.

Like I'd have to reevaluate everything. Everything. Because if days have gone by and I don't know, man, now I'm going to feel a type of way about that. Everything. Because if days have gone by and I don't know. Man, now I'm gonna feel a type of way about that. Yeah. That's a level of paranoia that I would enter that I don't think I would come out of for a very long time. Yeah, that'd be some, even I would feel some. I'd be smoking a lot of weed for a very long time. Yeah, that's a lot of paranoia. I mean, that's. People are smoking, I feel like it could be a new form of pest control service. Like, you pay somebody $100 to come and smoke out

underneath your house. Yeah, right. A fog machine. Just to make sure. Yeah. Yeah, there you go. Hey. Great jobs.

Yeah. I guess this is good news. Officials confirmed that all 67 victims in the mid-air crash near DC have been recovered. The coroner confirms that one of the remains not identified yet. A pilot of course for American Airlines collided with an Army Blackhawk helicopter. It both fell into the river. Cockpit and tell of the jet were recovered earlier yesterday. It was the deadliest crash

since 2001. let's see. What is some weak news today? I'm beyond. Hey, here's a good one. Uh Florida homeowner. It is. Y'all go out there and F some stuff up. Patrick's board. We need field reporting please. Well, you know, if you

just look at it and go, ah, a Florida homeowner got an unpleasant surprise when a mystery chunk of ice dropped from the sky and punched a hole through the house's metal roof. Was it a meteor? It was some frozen poopy.

Was it Joe Meteor? Yeah, that's right. They called 911 to report chunks dropping from the sky on the road, hitting the house. The FAA was notified the home was cleared for residence. Nobody was injured. Yeah, somebody dropped the poop. Was there any damage that the F faa is gonna have to cover well i mean the holder or roof 35 dollars worth of shima yeah probably so it's like that let's see uh what else do we have here okay uh here's some things you need to know today um after speaking with both mexican

president claudia schoinbaum and Canadian Prime Minister Trudeau, Trump reached agreements to pause tariffs yesterday. They all announced it that Mexico is deploying 10,000 guard members to their border. Trudeau announced that they're going to put more people on their border and stop the flow of fentanyl. Crews continue to work in the Potomac, pulling stuff out, we know that. Two men in two different states arrested on charges that included impersonating ICE agents. Come on man, get a life bro, would you?

This is interesting. This is interesting now. I know I have a feeling when I read it this morning that There's gonna be a lot of people talking about this and I'm not gonna get in depth, but I will give credit I've not heard this idea before and it's of interest during a visit to the White House by Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu yesterday They the administration announced the intention for the United States to take over the Gaza Strip, level the area, completely rebuild it. As for what Palestinians should do, they're going to

leave the area and then they're going to rebuild everything and basically open it up for everybody and preside over it to maintain peace. Send Disney buses over there just to get people back and forth. Alright. Whatever. It's outside the box thinking it's different. I don't know. I mean how long have they been fighting over that? Hundreds of years? Yeah I mean how many resources did they waste coming up with that out of the box idea? Well, I don't know. I mean, we could talk about how we've been wasting money, apparently. We've been wasting a lot of money.

What is it our business is there? Well, I think the answer to that question from some people would be, you know, we have a relationship with Israel that dates way back. Others might say peace in the Middle East. you know we have a relationship with Israel that dates way back others might say peace in the Middle East I don't know if we do or don't to be honest I think it's it's one of those gray areas where it's hard to say in order to say you know some people have very strong feelings about it though I mean I get that I mean I think on all sides of the equation I mean everybody has feelings about it. So what's the plan? Like it's already kind of a shithole. They take it, they dust it off.

Well if they level it and come in and put in infrastructure and build up you know business housing all that kind of stuff. Then people will fight over it more? Well that's the whole I guess what they're in theory you would have people there who keep peace peacekeepers Okay, they would be in place until such time as I guess it smooths out. I don't know great plan Terminators Yeah, that'd be good Let's see what else egg prices are apparently leading some opportunistic people to take advantage of a high commodity a hundred thousand eggs stolen from the back of a trailer on saturday that's hilarious how do you get rid of them i mean

you're not gonna eat a hundred thousand eggs i mean were you gonna what's the black market for eggs we live in a world where you can go to the weed store, but then you got to go see your egg dealer, right? No doubt about it These this is a great great story this guy While skiing behind his cabin near Collingwood, Ontario, Dave Cameron. Oh, I think that's from yesterday. Why is that even here? I Don't like that. But here's one. This is a good one last Saturday night four dads intervened to stop a gunman Who opened fire at a high school band competition in Pasadena? Did injure a man in his mid-20s the suspect an 83 year old man?

Who claimed he's acting out of fear was disarmed and restrained by the group till cops got there The men who all had military and law enforcement backgrounds were praised by the community for quick actions. They said they were just reacting to the situation. Yeah. Wow. Uh, this is gonna be, you had a grandpa had a moment. I don't know why. I don't know if you guys have kids, but if anybody's been to a high school band performance, I do. I'm surprised nobody shot those things more off. I mean it is brutal. I was in the pan I saw I watched this this morning, and I'm sure there'll be a lot of buzz about it today. I Don't know Marvel released the first full trailer for the Fantastic Four first steps

They got their look at the first family includes He ebbing moss Bacaka has been graham pedro pascal who i love as reid richards although i it's weird it is odd he doesn't have the look but i'll probably get past it because he's paid rope and that's no shit same thing yeah yeah i know it's a weird thing he's getting checks now's a weird Women oddly find him so sexy One of the things I find that I find so sexy about him and it's it's probably very weird and um So he did a corona commercial, right? Yeah, but like he acts like he's gonna drink the corona But there's the lime in it still yeah, and there's kind of just a bit of humor to that that I just think I don't know

He's a growl while he pushes Oh, yeah He is a great actor Vanessa curb I like her as well as Sue storm and then Joseph Quinn is Johnny storm the trailer Shows that the movie takes place in a retro futuristic version of 1960 Manhattan Teases the big threat they may have to face with a brief shot of the devourer of worlds galactas I don't know if the trailers an indication it looked like the same more of the same it looked boring it looked it looks uninspired it did not look like it looked very

disney-fied that's what I'll say it looked very Disney-fied. That's what I'll say. It looked real Disney. Maybe I'm wrong. I hope I am. You guys into the comic book movies? I like them. Yeah, I do. I love Deadpool. Deadpool is great. No, Deadpool isn't one of the best. Yeah, no, it's a phenomenal character. You know, he fought like hell to get that character.

Yeah. It took him about 10 years. I like to see the payoff because that's the deal is usually they milk the cow and by the third one you roll your eye Yeah, okay. Yeah, I am interested in seeing him when he comes into the bigger universe With the secret wars and all that that's gonna happen soon, but change Disney's format. They have our rated movies on there now You know I didn't have that before Deadpool. You couldn't watch rated movies. Well, what happened was that Deadpool made a lot of money. Yeah, for sure.

That's what happened, you know. A new record was set Saturday when an ultra rare 1915 Cyclone V-Twin motorcycle was sold at auction for just over 1.3 mil. I was part of the Urban S Hirsch III collection. Urban S Hirsch III collection. Muppet. Good to have you. And ultra rare is accurate. It was only in production from 1913 to 1915. 14 estimated to exist. One of the five left are in racing configuration. The engine was the first in the US to use an overhead camshaft and was the most powerful at the time. It probably won't matter to the winning bidder since you can't drive it on the freeway. Let's talk a little bit of the sport stuff here. When it comes to betting on the Super Bowl, you can have a lot of fun wagering on different

prop bets here or a few more. The coin toss, you can bet on that. The length of the national anthem, the over under, is at a minute and 58 seconds, by the way. The color of Gatorade dumped on the winning coach over the past five Super Bowls. Orange and blue have hit twice in purple once The first commercial will be and you have your choice of Doritos bud Pepsi Draft Kings or Apple First celebrity cameo will it be Taylor Peyton Kevin Hart the Rock?

Who will win? Who will the Super Bowl MVP thank first? God, family, coaches, the fans. Taylor Swift. No matter who wins. We'd like to thank Taylor Swift for being here. Yeah, I like that. With Fox Sports for some reason not yet having a dedicated streaming partner, it's left some cord cutters wondering where they're going to stream Super Bowl 59. I'm not sure why they say they don't have a dedicated streaming partner. They own Tubi and that's where it's going to stream on Tubi. It also will stream on Hulu with Live TV, Direct TV, Sling TV, YouTube TV, Fubo, and that link that you

get in that YouTube video that you have to keep relinking to because sometimes it gets too many people watching it and I don't know what that is. What link are you talking about, Patrick? I cannot confirm or anything. I don't know anything about that. I am unaware that such a link exists. Well, it's been three days since the nuclear bomb in the NBA went off. That is the Luca Doncik trade from the Mavericks to the Lakers. Still a lot of fallout, what many call the biggest trade in NBA history. I don't know if that's the case, but it damn sure has got everybody's attention. I know that.

The entire NBA clearly caught off guard. A lot of people speculate Doncic's relationship with the Mavs was a little more fractured than people thought. The Mavs GM, Nico Harrison, said that there's three or four year timeline to contend with Anthony Davis and Kyrie Irving so more moves can be expected by the team before the trade deadline tomorrow. After the deal was done, Anthony Edwards expressed he felt bad for Don Cic, since apparently he just bought a house in Dallas. But Don Cic said, yeah, the trade shocked him, but it sunk in, and now he gets to play

for the greatest club in the world, he's excited. Davis also admits being shocked by the trade, says something he didn't see coming. Lucas also admits being shocked by the trade, says something he didn't see coming. Maverick fans say the team is issuing refunds to season ticket holders who've cancelled their plans and waken the train. Lucas very well beloved in the NBA. I don't know, do you watch NBA ball? Nope. Yeah, it's alright.

But I can act like I'm paying attention. Sometimes Amanda just glazes over too. I promise you. She'll just go into red somewhere. She's still smiling. I'm fat. I'm singing jingle bells. Never did basketball, man.

Yeah, or I'm imagining. I love basketball. Well, I mean a basketball player or something. I did see that he cried. Like there was a report that he cried. Who cried? That Luca cried. Oh, yeah.

And so of course that, aw. Yeah. Yeah. I feel bad for him, except he makes like a gazillion billion dollars a year. His agent cried, his bank accountant cried. Yeah, with gratitude, I'm sure. But like, that's part of the reason I don't really watch sports is because I

want, I want everybody to win. Like I truly do. Like I don't like, I don't like for their people to be sad or I can't watch college sports because I... So competitive for you. Yeah, I want them all to win because a lot of them, I mean this is... That's very kind of you. Is it? I mean, it is.

Or is it just making it about me? I like winners and losers. Yeah, for sure. I know. is it just making it about me? I like winners and losers myself. I know. There'll be no marriage in the future between Charles Barkley and NBC or Amazon Prime. Barkley said he's refusing an offer presented to him by NBC and that all his meetings with Amazon

were going to be canceled. He said his heart is and always will be at TNT. He's had meetings with them and ESPN and plans to talk to them further about the potential workload. He said he has no intention of working more as he gets older. I don't blame him. Being the biggest sports league on earth has given the NFL enough credit and influence to do things like flag football added to the list of events in the 2008 Summer Olympics.

Yeah, according to the commissioner, the league isn't done there. There's serious consideration in having the NFL back male and female professional flag football teams in the future. They're already heavily invested. Now, why do you think this is? Why is the NFL heavily invested in flag football? I don't know. It's flag. I'm going to tell you why. Because that's really where they want to go. They want to get rid of injuries.

They want to get rid of tackles. They want to get rid of that. So they're building up this flag football universe in hopes that they can slowly migrate people over. You know what they could do? I saw there's a new contact sport or combat sport, whatever the heck it is. But you get a triangle.

Or not a triangle, a square. It's like just pipes or something, I guess. But four guys hanging, and they take them up off the ground. And then they start kicking the shit out of each other until somebody falls. Oh that's awesome. Is that leg wrestling? I don't even think that's right,

leg wrestling. I like it though. They just suspend them in the air and they start kicking the shit out of each other until I guess there's one guy left hanging on. Awesome. They should just do that.

That sounds great. I like that. You know those zorbs, you ever heard of that? The big plastic balls. Oh yeah, I've done that before. I say give all the football players zorb outfits.

Yeah. And just let the linebackers plow into people with those. Yeah. No, it sounds fun. I'm not sure football fans would love it, but it sounds fun. Yeah, until you see a quarterback get laid on his ass and roll back a couple times. Do you think the fan base will support that? Not today for sure. You know that if they can't, here's the problem, the problem, the future problem that they're contending with is that you know a lot of parents have stopped putting their kids into high contact sport like that. Yeah. For the reason that you see the injuries that happen,

usually you see a lot of these players who've had CTE things like that and so you're beginning to reduce that pool of people who get in at that age and play football through their career so I don't know how much impact that's gonna have long term but I know that from a safety you know position it's something that is how on the list that they look at you know I mean CTE brain damage serious business Aaron Hernandez and Crispin Wall I mean it's nice Do you think I don't know that OJ has stabitis He just had stabitis

So do you think if and when the NFL moves in this direction will it affect how much these players are getting paid since they're no longer full contact? I don't know, maybe. That's a good question. The insurance premium is probably good enough. I thought, my thinking has been for a long time that it wasn't gonna be flag I thought that what they would do is basically put them all in for lack of a better term a stall with you know VR stuff and it would be like an AI version

of them on the field playing each other so that you could do the hits you could do all that but you really aren't taking you're playing Madden essentially yeah more or less but you're just inside of it you know and I think that's something that possibly could work I don't know I mean then you could introduce you know they could power up and and get special special powers on the field there's gonna be 12 year old kids that are just house and you know you could do it you could be real creative so that was gonna be my question is would you still have the players that we have today that are big two three hundred pounds or would you just have some cat from MIT now she

never 14 year old girl in Japan who's the best linebacker in the country let's see let's see what the people are saying I I have no idea because my speed is weird. Oh it is? What's going on with it? Okay. I feel like I do too. Yeah. What's up with that? I see good morning and dog titty. Dog titty. I do see that. Okay, yeah. What's up little doggy? What's up Mike? What's up Brandon? How you doing? Here we go Brandon. You know the risk of pro football, that's why they make the big books. No I mean that's this is in fact true. Much like boxing or combat sports, MMA, I mean they all get paid, most of them, the stars anyway, get paid very well to take that risk and that is understood.

But I think if they reduce that risk, long term, you're right, salaries would come down, I'm sure. I would hope so. Yeah, I would think so. I mean, but really what it comes down to is how much money advertisers make. Because what they make in advertising dictates everything, you know, merch and advertising.

How are the teams going to be able to control the clock by having some guy just take a dive and roll around like he's hurt, you know, merch and advertising. How are the teams going to be able to control the clock by having some guy just take a dive and roll around like he's hurt, you know? I feel like that's a pretty integral part of the game nowadays. Yeah. Because I'm falling on my leg. We don't have 30 seconds. I don't know that that's new, though.

Well, rules change every single year of the game. I mean, they never stop changing rules in any sport that I know of, with the exception maybe of the game. I mean that it they never stop changing rules in any sport that I know of with the exception maybe of ping-pong you know I mean but football changes rules every year I mean they just had a little change where where where the kickoff how that works they've got you know they put many different rules in place particularly for safety. Same with the NBA. That's why you have these ridiculous 90 points in a first half by a team in the NBA because you can't play defense really the way you once could. It does prevent injury and

it promotes scoring. But yeah. It's not 90s basketball. No, definitely not. No, in the 90s, if you played the Knicks in the 90s, somebody pulled a gun on you in the paint and pistol-whipped you and take the ball, you know, and that was cool. Yeah. Yeah, I saw it happen to Jordan a couple times. It's crazy because they're changing all the rules all the while. Hockey's just hanging in there like a hair in a biscuit. Same rules since 1920. Yeah, I know. Hockey.

You don't like the guy punching him in his face. They encourage you to fight in hockey. It's good times there. And I just realized or figured out the other day, because I went down one of my fun little wormholes on Facebook Reels on baseball. Oh so once a pitcher hits you know a bat or batter or whatever like three times or three different people or whatever they're ejected from the game. Yeah well if you keep hitting people yeah they're like deuces bro. You're supposed to have control. Well then somebody else gets kicked out too. I think one of the

managers or one of the coaches or something gets kicked out and I'm like this is wild. I would really watch baseball but I usually have to buff my toenails. Oh no I'd watch this give me short 30 second clips where I baseball is too long for me. It's too slow. If they get to the ninth inning and nobody scored I think they should just have a brawl. Just clear the bench. Seventh inning. The attitude era of baseball was as good as the attitude era of wrestling. I miss it. I

wish it was here. Major League was great. Yeah, I mean, when everybody was on steroids, it was amazing, you know. They just need to get them back on that. They just need to require it. Everybody has to be on roids and baseball so

they can get home runs a lot. Little Doggy says we should have co-ed football. I bet you do. Yeah we should for one season. May have had one game because the first lady gets hit broken half by a line. Or you know what I mean by submerses. No there's nobody. There's some big ladies. No big enough ladies. I've seen a few of them here. They could probably, there's some halfbacks.

No, they might pick up five yards, but they ain't, they're going to get hurt. Good morning, Curtis. What up, Curtis? What's going on with you, my man? Listen, you need to hear this. This is very important to you. So sometimes, you know, you go over to TikTok and you're a TikToker. No, not a TikToker. I'm too old. Twitter. You're not

too old. There's a lot of people who do like TikTok, but a lot of people probably feel like you. You probably feel like it's a bunch of crap, right? I've got more important things to do. Right. Normally. Yeah. Normally you do. Yeah. But I have been to the TikTok when somebody sends me something. So yes sir. The fact that you said the TikTok is amazing. But no, I understand that you might think that, but you might have missed this and it's very important to you and to everyone. The time traveler is back The time traveler is back on TikTok and giving us some some ominous, you know, some warnings. Yeah. Yeah, the time traveler claims to be from the year 2671. Okay. And has given us a few things to look out for in 2025.

Well, at least we're still alive. Yeah. Well, for now. 2176? Yeah. Well, 2671. 2671. Yeah. 25 yeah, well for now Yeah, well 26 71 First of all on March 30th go ahead and buckle up because what is that? You know a couple months A one mile wide asteroid will hit Central America leaving a massive crater that we'll call Goliath Okay. Yeah, first of all, if a mile wide asteroid hits, have you watched any movie at all ever about asteroids hitting the Earth? I mean, that's that's a global killer. Bruce Willis isn't going to be able to save the system. No, Bruce Willis has done. Thank you. Billy Bob said that's a global killer. Yeah. You know. I mean,

they're. But apparently apparently April 20th it's gonna take it a couple weeks here many of the world's largest volcanoes will simultaneously erupt causing the sky to turn a bright pink color you see I would think if that were gonna happen it might happen when the meteor the asteroid hit the earth it might you know move the tectonic plates and cause that. But hey, whatever. What do I know? July 7th through 13th will be known as Heat Week. Yeah, it already is in Arkansas.

The average temperature across the US will be 114 degrees. Yes. That's normal. That's Arkansas summer, baby. Yeah, well, I would think you know with this asteroid hitting and all the dust in the atmosphere it would go down actually it would get colder I would think but again I'm not a scientist. In September 21st of this year get ready the first ever category six hurricane will target Florida and Georgia Hurricane Karen.

Shut up. She's a big bitch. 1500 miles wide. And she wants to talk to the manager. Yeah, 400 miles an hour. Yeah. Yeah. What do you, what do you, what do you think, man? You think maybe? Yeah, what do you think? You think maybe? No. No, you didn't. None of that. I won't be here, so I guess I'll hear about it. I feel like if there was an asteroid on the way, March 30th. You wouldn't. Nobody's telling you. We would have.

Unless it's one of those random people. There would have been somebody to say something, but not that crazy. I'll tell you what would have happened. The news will not tell you a meteor is coming, but all of a sudden you'll notice all the rich people aren't on TV anymore. Exactly. And you'll be like, oh, wait a minute. Is this my early warning system?

Yeah. All the rich people are gone in their bunkers? Exactly. Yeah. Elon Musk is on his way to Mars as we speak. Yeah. He just get in a spaceship and head up a little while yeah William Shatner yeah yeah William be 132 you know I was I know you don't do tick-tock but you do Facebook right what about Instagram do the book of faces do you do Instagram the Instagram? The insta yeah, are you a selfie person?

No, no, so we sell people I take a picture of myself by myself then don't take selfies. They don't Shit, we don't call it that Get what you're saying now Well, this is this is a you know another little piece of news that you might want to consider in your digital life. There's been a and I had no idea there's been a running count documenting the poor souls whose lives have ended while trying to take the ultimate selfie. Yeah between 2008 and 2021 Yeah, between 2008 and 2021, 379 people have met their demise in selfie-related accidents. That really grinds my gears. I'm a supporter of Darwinism.

No, I absolutely love this. In recent years, numbers risen sharply. The most up to date figure suggests the current Selby death toll has climbed as high as 480 by the end of 2024. But yeah, no, if you go, listen, I see these people who, you know, you go up, you're on these mountain hikes or whatever, and they have a barricade that says don't go over this and you go out on this little ledge and you go to take a selfie and your ass drops like Wiley Coyote. Hey, hold your sign up and die like a good person. It's what you got. It's what you get. You're dumb. Choices. Yeah, it's like people who get out of cars to take a selfie with a b know or a bear and you see all that at Yellowstone no people I mean the greatest example though of Darwinism in

that aspect and this video is a few years ago but these people pull up they're they're honest it dry drive through Safari okay but it's it is a full-on Safari I don't know where it's at but I But it's it is a full-on safari. I don't know where it's at, but I mean it's it's not fenced off or anything like that, you know, so you don't get out of the car. But these people decided let's do a Chinese fire drill. I shouldn't say that because I think they might have been Chinese, but they were switching seats, okay i guess uh because the lady gets out of the car he hasn't gotten out and by the time he opens his door the lion is dragging her off

into the uh the planes over there they were actually in a fight oh is that what it was they were to fight oh a couple and i think it was premeditated well i don't know but she got out she got out. She got out ready to fight. She said, get your **** out of the car. He said, yeah, I'll be there in just a minute. While while Simba was creeping up

behind his old lady. That line drug her off and I was like, yeah, there's that you can you can. Yeah, I love you. My ****. He got out real slow. He goes, oh no, please. Well, what are you going to do? It's a lion. What am I going to do?

Fight him? I can't save her. I'm not getting out of the F'ing car. What is wrong with you? That's what I mean. Why would you get...don't get out of the car. That does seem a little premeditated. Who's going to go to a drive-through safari to fight? But who does, you know, suicide by lying? I don't know. Nobody does suicide by lying. I'm starting to think he was just sitting there and he goes, Hey babe, I think the car's got a low tire in the front. No. Absolutely not.

Then he locked the doors absolutely not yeah no I don't even have any that's a bird Oh, that one works. Yeah, we'll use that. Little John. What? Okay. All right. Well, maybe I have a better story for you here.

Let's celebrate this. Somebody bring me that cat. These people are pissing me off. He just wants to hold a kitty. I just want to pet my kitty. Yeah. Today is the day that we celebrate. These people are pissing me off. He just wants to hold a kitty. I just want to pet my kitty.

Yeah. Today is guess what? National Fart Day. Oh excellent. Let's celebrate. You first. Woo! National Fart Day is a holiday celebrated for humorous reasons, obviously.

But the great thing is there's a there's a real history to it. No there's not. One might say a blast from the past. Stop it they were throwing darts at a board. No no you have to understand the history of the history and power of the flora. I'm here. I'm all ears. Post it. I know you might not know the Greek historian Herodotus Revealed that one man's fart led to the downfall of King James