Patrick and the People - The Best of Patrick and the People - Bob DiBuono on PATP!

Episode Date: December 31, 2024

Bob DiBuono appears as Trump on Patrick and the People - Originally Recorded 10/25/2024

People, you never know, they're one of the people. Nobody breaks us, nobody made us, and no one can take this, cause we got their fix. We are the people, we are the people, we are the people. What is going on? A whole new cast in the house today. Glad that all of you are here with us. First of all, to my left, you know him, you love him. The founder of the band, the guy that helps the homeless here in central Arkansas.

This is Aaron Redden, ladies and gentlemen. To my right, the owner of Piercings by Chad and Conway. It is, in fact, Chad Sledge. Good morning, Chad. How you doing this morning? And then to my right, right, making his first actual full appearance on the show is Kerry Roetzel, the co-owner of Legion Scaffold Broadcast Studio and Legion Scaffolding. How are you, buddy?

Doing all right. How about y'all? Man, I am good. It's going to be a really good day. We've got a lot going on for a Friday. Just a few things that you need to know to plan for on this show. Number one, of course, the rant. Doing the rant again today. And then a real special interview that we announced yesterday.

The former president, Trump, will be calling in right about 7 o'clock for that interview. And I assure you it's going to be very compelling and very interesting. And, you know, you stick around and see what happens there. It should be super interesting. So what's the big plan this weekend for you, Gary? What do you got going on, man? Normally just work. Just some work this weekend.

All work. Maybe take my 13-year-old hunting. Yeah. Get us a deer or something. We'll see. Okay, okay. You go to the deer woods, hunt out there. You got like a deer stand all that definitely yeah you're gonna do it like this right here uh-oh and listen in your headset for it there you go that a little bit better there

you go that sounds real clear right there see you have such a melodious voice you want everyone to hear it yeah yeah definitely chad what's going on at piercings by chad this weekend definitely you got the two forfor-one special. I'm kidding. Kidding, kidding. Probably doing a little piercing. Might try to hit up the State Fair. Is that still going on today?

I think so. No? Is it over? Aaron said go ahead and hit it up. It's over, man. Yeah, go on, man. Aaron said he's got tickets for you out in the car. I missed it.

I always miss it. Yeah, me too, man. Me too. You know, I don't miss it. For a long time, I would go every year. But I don't know, somewhere, and I hate to admit this, I got to a place where rides weren't as much fun anymore to me. They just kind of. They start to hurt.

Yeah. Well, yeah, you kind of go around. You get off. You get nauseous. And you're like, man, I don't even think I like that anymore, man. Why did I pay for this? Yeah. We took the grandson on the last day, man.

They don't even have squirrel cages anymore. don't have squirrel cages anymore no squirrel cages why is that i don't know man no you're adjusting that you're gonna get it i'm gonna get it okay wants to just fight me over there hey don't lose that now um grab those hands and he said use both hands it's a little bigger you gotta cup it yeah no you gotta uh get on that thing right that's terrible i'm sorry let me falling asleep in your morning shower we'll wake you up all right let's uh talk about who has outrun the Grim Reaper today. From Alice in Wonderland, Mia Wazikowska is 35. I hope I said that right.

I'm not sure I did. Garrett Backstrom, he's 29, from Hello Herman. Michael Boatman is 60. He was in Spin City. Let's see who else. Craig Robinson. Man, that dude's funny. From The Office, Zack and Mary McForno.

He was in It's the End. This is the End. Real funny guy. But he played the warehouse manager in The Office, if you remember. Okay, let's see. Marion Ross from Happy Days is 96. In other news, Marion Ross is alive. Right, right.

Front man for Yes, John Anderson, is 80. I saw them at Riverfront, and it was a pretty damn good show, actually. It was way back in the 80s, I think, but it was a really good show. I'm 45 today. Aren't you really? No, it's not my birthday. It's in July, but I'm 45. Okay was a really good show. I'm 45 today. Aren't you really? No, it's not my birthday. It's in July, but I'm 45. Okay, that's great.

No, that's great. I like that. Katy Perry is 40. She's also insane. Bare Naked Ladies at Robertson, 54. Drummer for Red Hot Chili Peppers, Chad Smith, the lookalike of Will Ferrell, 63. You ever seen them play side by side? I asked them together to know that there were two different people.

It's crazy, isn't it? Insane. It really is. They really do look a lot alike. Let's see who else, if there is anyone. No, that's, yeah, that's it. Okay, so let's move on to some news that you can use. And let's see what I got here.

Okay. That's a bad way to start. But a 15-year-old boy accused of fatally shooting his parents and three siblings in a Washington State home. According to the documents, the King County Prosecuting Attorney's Office said the boy staged the scene to make it look like his brother did it and then killed himself. It happened Monday morning at a home in Fall City, about 25 miles outside Seattle. The suspect is the son of Mark and Sarah Humiston, and he's been charged with five counts of first-degree murder and a lot of other stuff.

How sad is that? Pretty bad. Yeah. A health expert is offering tips to limit sugar intake in children for Halloween. Hey, no. Right. Okay, no. Every other day of the year, you limit the sugar.

Do that on Halloween. Let them get diabetic. Okay. The Texas woman could end up in jail for 20 years for having rare chicken eggs. Fun fact, there are rules about eggs to protect from bird flu, I guess. A Texas woman likely going to prison for smuggling the eggs of rare chickens. They were being hatched at Jennifer Mayo's home near Corpus Christi. Investigators found multiple dongtao chickens on the property. Anyone ever heard of a dongtao chicken? I thought you were going somewhere else with that. What's that look like?

I'm not sure. I think it's long with a weird-looking head. I'm not sure, though. I bet it has a weird head. They're often called dragon chickens and are prized in places like Vietnam. It's illegal to import poultry from regions affected by the bird flu. So she faces up to 20 years behind bars. I think that might be a little extreme on some egg rustling.

I think so, since they're letting child pedophiles and everything else out sooner really putting somebody in prison for 20 years of keeping an egg i don't know man you can wipe a farmer out pretty bad man i mean you get that you got to clear out a whole chicken house and compost the whole chicken house of birds like yeah doing some damage to everybody yeah is it yeah that's a good point i mean you raise chickens you know a little better they compost them in like windrows of like miles you know yeah of dead birds you know so really let's take a lick everybody takes a lick so you know that's fair that's fair i think 20 years is fair then yeah do it he said killer uh listen uh speaking of you you brought up pedophiles, three different people who attended tapings of Jamie Foxx's Netflix special, What Happened Was, are saying the comedian discussed allegations that Sean Diddy Combs was responsible for his mysterious hospitalization. Uh-oh. Yeah, earlier this month, videographer, producer, director, Choke No Joke,

told Comedy Hype that Fox said Diddy was responsible and that he was the one who called the FBI. I've heard this. Last week, celebrity security guard Big Homie told Cam Capone News that he knew Combs poisoned Fox and also reiterated that Fox reported him to the FBI. Media takeout further echoed this in a report that came out earlier this week saying that during his sets, Fox said Combs was responsible for his hospitalization because he poisoned him. What the hell is going on here?

That's wild. I can't even begin to think what the hell is wrong with Diddy in the first place. I mean, who does the shit he does? Why would you poison Jamie Foxx, of all people? think what the hell is wrong with Diddy in the first place. I mean, who does the shit he does? Why would you poison Jamie Foxx of all people? I mean, well, I don't know. Maybe, maybe he's been thinking about that for years. You want me to tell you why Jamie? No, I don't, please don't tell me anything, man. I don't want to know. Don't know. If I could push this bleep button, I would, I can't until I fix it. But okay. Uh, let's talk about the menendez brothers speaking of you know uh questionable people at a press conference in la uh district attorney george gascon said that he'll be asking

a court today to re-sentence lyle and eric menendez and the murder of their parents said he'll recommend that life without the possibility of parole be removed and the brothers be re-sentenced while he ultimately made the decision, the DA said the staff in his office weren't unanimous in backing it. He said, I believe they paid their debt to society. A Superior Court judge will make the decision on re-sentencing. They were convicted back in 96. Lyle is now 56, Eric 53. Gascon said that because the two men were younger than 26 when they killed their parents, they'd be eligible for parole immediately.

I understand one of them may already be moved out of the prison into a halfway house. I think at least one of them is. So they must anticipate they're getting out. So that's interesting. But, you know, they were super young when it happened. And if you watch the recent documentary, you know, there are some questions about what happened. And I'll say this, if that wackadoo Gypsy Rose can be out, they should be out because of all people.

You know, I'm shocked that she's out and the dude that helped her, that she talked him to do, and it's still in prison. And I'm like, that poor bastard, you know. I was shocked that she's out and the dude that helped her that she talked into doing it is still in prison. I'm like, that poor bastard. If they have evidence that sets these people free, I'm all with it. They've been in prison too long if they didn't do that crime. Well, they did it. No, they did it.

They killed them. If you killed your mom and dad, then you have no reason to ever be free again. There's something wrong with you. You think they shouldn't get out? No. Why would they?'t get out? No. Why would they? If, man, 26, 30 years. Huh?

Because they were 26? I mean. We're sending people to prison when they're 16, 17 for life and not letting them out. Why would we let out these? You was a grown ass man. You was 26 years old and you killed your mom and your dad. You didn't kill the stranger down the street. You killed the only two people that love you no matter what. And you're letting these people free?

Well, I mean, 30 years is a long time. I mean. If you're still alive, it ain't long enough. All right. Fair enough. Fair enough. We know who the hardcore one is over here. The operators of the Dolly, that's the vessel that destroyed the Key Bridge in Baltimore in March,

have agreed to pay $102 million to resolve the claims filed against them by the Justice Department. The Singaporean Corporation, Grace Ocean Private Limited, I'm not saying all that name, they'll pay the money against the cost of the response to the disaster. The settlement does not include damages related to rebuilding the bridge, but attorneys have filed a claim on that as well. Around 20 ballots were damaged in Phoenix when someone lit a fire inside a drive-up collection box at a U.S. Postal Service yesterday morning. The Phoenix Police Department already made an arrest. The suspect, Dieter Klopfkornhorn was booked on a man that's a

tough name that's the name yeah on felony count of arson of property he allegedly admitted to setting the fire because he wanted to be arrested said no political motivation he just wanted to be caught knew he would get caught if he did that I mean you could have just walked down turn yourself in couldn't you yeah there's a whole lot of ways why don't you walk into everybody's stuff just walk into the police station and slap a cop? I mean, that'll do it. You don't have to go straight to federal offense, bro. I'm thinking that's a federal offense.

Yeah, maybe you wanted to go to the softer prison, you know? Okay, well, the tort—oh, never mind. So Hamilton County Common Pleas Judge Kristen Jenkins struck down one of Ohio's abortion laws yesterday, said that last year's voter-approved amendment enshrining reproductive rights renders the state's 2019 law banning most abortions once cardiac activity is detected, known as the heartbeat law, as unconstitutional. In the ruling, Jenkins said the Supreme Court's overturning of Roe v. Wade returned the power to the states, and Ohio's Attorney General didn't get the memo. Attorney General Dave Yost's office said it's reviewing the order and would decide within 30 days if it plans to appeal that ruling. Five Finger Death Pod's doing some good with some of the proceeds from their massively successful headlining arena tour this year.

The band is donating $200,000 to two charities picked by Ivan Moody and Zoltan Bathory. Moody chose Covenant House, which is dedicated to helping homeless, trafficked, and exploited youth and young families, while Bathory picked the Call of Duty endowment, not for the video game. It actually helps veterans find high-quality careers.

Zoltan was featured as a character in two call of duty games so that was an obvious choice the money will be split between the two charities moody's cool man he gave us a truckload of sleeping bags uh when they played here at simmons he sure did i remember that man yeah cool guy i think he went out and got him himself maybe he did go get him himself for him i don't yeah am i cutting in and out you are a little bit you kind of get get it here fondle it you gotta really get up on it now now try teach me how to talk there you go i'll do it uh former penn state nittany lions defensive in uh jamal lions and linebacker cavion keys have been arrested rape, aggravated assault, and many other things.

When asked about the charges, Penn State Head Coach James Franklin declined to comment. He referred reporters to a statement issued by the school, which said there will be no further comments from the school. So nobody's talking, in other words. For many baseball fans, the move of Shohei Otani to L.A. created a dream of a possible matchup of him and Aaron Judge of the Yankees. Tonight, that dream becomes a reality.

Going into tonight's first game, the Dodgers are the favorite. The oddsmakers see the series go in six games. On a side note, the Dodgers will be honoring their late ace, Fernando Valenzuela, with a patch on their uniform. The first pitch, 8 p.m. Eastern time in L.A. Aaron, you a baseball guy? No, but I'm married a baseball woman. Okay, and is she pulling for the Yankees or the Dodgers? She's pulling for the Cardinals.

Good call, I would too. How about you, Kerry, baseball guy? Not really. No, so the World Series is not interesting to you? No, I don't really care about it. Okay, Chad, yourself? My brother was a diehard Yankee fan, so I World Series is not interesting to you? No, I don't really care about it. Okay, Chad, yourself? My brother was a diehard Yankee fan, so I'm kind of just picked that up. But I don't watch.

I haven't watched a baseball game in 10 years, probably. Yeah, I would, but I usually have to buff my toenails when they're on. You remember Darryl Strawberry? Yes. Yeah, yeah, that was back when they did cocaine in baseball. Yeah, so I haven't watched baseball since then. Yeah, lack the fun, huh? Yeah, no, that was back when they did cocaine in baseball. Yeah, so I hadn't watched baseball since then. Yeah, lack the fun, huh? Yeah, no, I get it.

That's kind of how I felt back when they were, you know, everybody was on roids and crushing them out of the park, and they ended that. I was like, thanks for ruining baseball for me. I was finally interested. I wanted them to have fistfights out there, you know, break into an MMA thing. The International Tennis Hall of Fame has three new members.

Yesterday, the class of 2025 was announced, and that includes five-time major champ and former number one Maria Sharapova. Joining her, Bob and Mike Bryan, the most successful men's double pair in history. The president praised them not only for their accomplishments, but their impact on the sport and inspiration. You know how that all goes. All right. The Penn State coach, we talked about that. Let's see.

Oh, this is great. You know, in Quebec, the driver of a Zamboni arrested after being suspected of clearing the ice while under the influence. The unnamed 25-year-old Zamboni man, name withheld by police, managed to cause a low-speed crash into the boards while on ice cleaning duty between two games the crash was witnessed by multiple people one of whom called police to report the suspected drunkenness no one was injured a door at the rink was broken though that dude was having the time of his damn life i guarantee you so it's against

the law to operate a zanvini while you've been drinking at the job yeah on the road how's that yeah no it definitely how many times have they had this problem to have to make a law against it well i think any kind of vehicle that's motorized even a lawnmower uh i saw recently a story where a guy was drunk on a power wheels jeep that's crazy. Okay. All safe inside the ice rink, according to you. Yes. If you're in the ice rink, olly olly, auction free, I can run this shit into anything.

I don't care. Because I'm on that. You see him getting fired, but you're talking about now he's fired and arrested. Yeah. Just slap the shit out of him. All right. Let's do something different. Falling asleep in your morning shower?

We'll wake you up. All right. Hey, I do want to give a quick congratulations to someone. First of all, David Lindsey. If you don't know David, he's a great guy. He is the service manager over at Cabot Mechanical Air, HVAC. But the reason I want to congratulate him is he just won the National ELR Championship. That is the long rifle championship for the nation. That's a sniper shooter.

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It's a real nice F-150. Yeah. Good, good, man. Yeah, they're good folks over there. I, you know, honestly, I'm so thankful for them because, you know, when all this started, they were the first ones I went to and said, hey, you know, this is what I want to do. Could you help me out? And, you know, and they said, heck, yeah, we will. Absolutely we will.

And so I can't, you know, encourage people enough to go there because they always support us in the community, and they're local. They're good people. Listen, if you feel like your paycheck is already stretched to the limit, raise your hand if you feel that way, ladies and gentlemen, if your paycheck is stretched to the limit or whatever money you get. With the high cost of housing, home insurance, utilities, groceries. A lot of people do, but research shows the cost of living varies widely from state to state, even city to city. So where are you going to get the most for your money? Well, a new report from realtor.com has some ideas. They've just come up with a list of the U.S. cities with the lowest cost of living.

To come up with these cities, what they did is Realtor.com looked at the latest regional price of everything. They take all these different factors. So where can you find the lowest cost of living in the country? Where you find the highest crime rate in the country. That's what I was kind of thinking. No, actually topping the list, McAllen, Texas, is where you can find the lowest cost of living. That means their RPP is 86.92%.

So it would cost you $100 nationally. It would only cost you $86 in McAllen. So their cost of living 13% lower than the national average. Ain't worth going to Texas. Probably not, to be honest with you. So what are the top 10 cities with the lowest cost of living? Number one, McAllen, Texas. Number two, Wichita, Kansas.

Number three, hold on, Little Rock, Arkansas. What? It's cheaper here than Pueblo? Yeah, believe it or not. Yeah. What? It's cheaper here than Pine Bluff? Yeah, believe it or not. Yeah, Little Rock, Arkansas is the third lowest cost of living in the nation. They probably use cities of a certain size, Gary, I would think, and Pine Bluff may have been below that, I'm guessing.

Sure. But just the fact that here, you know, we always talk about the cost of living, but there you go. I mean, there's the proof in the pudding of why I think so many people stay here. And I think, unfortunately, the secret's about to get out. I think you're going to see a lot more folks coming in here, so I don't know how long the cost of living is going to hold up. But Toledo, Ohio is number four. Scranton, Pennsylvania, who would want to go there, is number five.

Dayton, Ohio, six. Tulsa,on, Pennsylvania. Who would want to go there is number five. Dayton, Ohio, six. Tulsa, Oklahoma, seven. Akron, Ohio, Birmingham, Alabama, and finally El Paso, Texas. How'd Ohio get three on there? I don't know, man. It is interesting. Maybe the person had a little Ohio bias in them. I don't know.

It seems a little bit suspect, doesn't it? Maybe it's just cheap. Yeah, it could just be cheap. You know, when I went to Ohio, it was surprising. It looks a lot like Arkansas. To be honest with you, it's not much difference at all, except when you get up to Cleveland area, which is apparently right by the Canadian border, and I didn't know that. Did you know that? Nope. That Cleveland's right by the Canadian border? No idea. Yeah, I didn't know that either, but it's true. It is. It's right by the Canadian border. I had no idea. I thought Ohio was lower down. Yeah, lower down than that, but that shows you how ignorant I am, you know? All right. Let's take a look at this. This is a study that's just come out

and it is, everybody, it's about sleeping. Everybody struggles to sleep from time to time. New research from YouGov says what's really keeping us up at night? They polled 2,400 U.S. adults to find out how events, stressors, and more affect sleep and mood overall well-being. So what is keeping us up at night besides meth? Halloween, it says, nearly a third of parents with kids under 18 say it's one of the most challenging nights of the year to get their kids to sleep. Well, no shit, Sherlock. They're jacked up on candy. They've been snorting pixie sticks all night. Yeah, they're not going to sleep. What do you care? It's Halloween. Screw school. Daylight, the end of daylight savings.

Yeah, that can be a problem for people. When they change the clocks back, that adjustment can have an impact on sleep. When daylight savings times in, 69% of Americans say they have at least minor negative shifts. But what is it, 24, 48 hours maybe? It's like a day or two. Yeah, I mean, sleep in, get over yourself. The 2024 election, apparently people losing sleep over that. Well, on both sides, trust me.

But, however, we will be interviewing President Trump shortly. Here in just a couple minutes, he's going to be Zooming in, and it's going to be quite interesting. I can promise you that. I'm very, very interested in it. Let's do this real quick all right so the rent is coming up shortly after 715 but because we have this interview it could go just slightly longer. So I'm going to go ahead and get this interview started.

Let me clear everything out here, guys. And in turn of events, we have been able to secure an interview with Mr. President Donald J. Trump. He is here on Zoom with us to talk about the upcoming election and everything going on. How are you today, Mr. Trump? Well, it's great to be here. Thank you for having me. Thank you. I appreciate it. We are doing lots of beautiful interviews, and it's going to be in a manner of less than two weeks. We're going to take back this radical, lunatic White House and put crooked Joe Biden into assisted living once and for all. We have no choice.

Well, it looks like that all the poll numbers seem to be going in your favor right now. What do you think is bringing that to the beat? Well, it's very interesting because, you know, back in 2016 we did, like, beautifully. 2020, the numbers were, like,

through the roof, and now there's so much enthusiasm. We call it the enthusiasm number. They don't talk about that. They talk about the polls, which I don't really believe unless I'm winning. But the polls are through the roof. Someone said to me the other day, which I wasn't sure if it was true, they said, you have the highest polls in the history of any president in the United States. Any president.

And I said, in any country, by the way, that's any country. Anywhere in the world. Even the horrible ones. Even the horrible ones. Yeah. I said, who's number two? And they said, Bill Clinton is in number two. I said, now I know it's fake.

I go, that can't be true. I said, Bill Clinton, the only time his poll was up was when Monica was sitting on it. Oh, wow. Terrible, right? Terrible. I up was when Monica was sitting on it. Terrible, right? Terrible. He was one of the worst. Go ahead, I'm sorry. No, that's all right. So one of the fascinating things about this particular election season, this campaign, is how your numbers have come up with minorities. What's going on? How's your outreach working? Well, you know, we have such a great movement

happening, and it started to build when I announced I was coming back. And we call it the MAGA movement, which Biden could never pronounce. He goes, I don't know what MAGA is. He doesn't even know what MAGA is. It's very simple. Ready? Make America great again. Unlike

Biden, we have the MAGA movement. He has the bowel movement. It's a little bit different, right? It's a very different movement. You're right, sir. Yeah. Yeah. So we're doing great. We have, you know, we just gave a, you know, think of it. Kamala has a rally and they like bus in the people that give them tickets. They have to bring like a rapper to sing. So she's got like 15 people that show up and the fake news is like, oh my God, look at her rallies. They're so great. Meanwhile, ready? We have 60, 70, 80, 90,000 people showing up and the fake news doesn't even show it. The other night, ready? Sold out. They couldn't get in. They had to keep them

outside the arena. Thousands got in, in Michigan. Thousands more they had to lock out. They said, oh, sir, sir, it's a fire hazard. Coming in that day, we had more lines than a Hunter Biden hotel room. Wow. That's a long line. That's a long line. That's a lot. That's a lot.

That's a whole lot. Yeah. You know he's a drug addict. You know that, right? He's a junkie. I've heard such. Yeah. The guy has more needles than a drug addict. You know that, right? He's a junkie. I've heard such, yeah. The guy has more needles than a tattoo artist.

Were you surprised when they said they didn't know whose cocaine it was in the White House? Oh, wait. Well, I knew right away because they went into damage control, but we knew who it was. You know, I got a little joke. You want to hear a little joke? Okay, okay. Yeah, I sure do. You know, I came off that beautiful roast last week, and they said, Oh, they said, Sir, you're killing, you're killing it. So I wrote a nice little happy, shiny little joke. OK, OK.

Here's the joke. What does, ready? What does Hunter Biden, what does Hunter Biden and Chris Christie's fat rear end have in common? I don't know, Mr. President. What? They both have a lot of crack. They got a lot of crack. They got a lot of crack. So let me ask you this. Let's assume that everything goes accordingly and you do return

to the White House. Obviously, there are lots of people who are entrenched, who are trying to prevent your policies from proceeding. How will you handle that? What are you going to do? How's that going to work? Well, you know what? The first time, I really wasn't a Washington person. I didn't know who the people were. I had some good choices. I had some bad choices.

Unfortunately, I had to fire them. Unlike Biden, who doesn't fire anybody. But now, you know what? I have a really great relationship with a lot of people. And I'm going to surround myself with people that know what the hell they're doing, right? Like Elon Musk and Robert F. Kennedy Jr. and Tulsi Gabbard and Vivek Ramaswamy. So we have a great group.

You know, Biden doesn't have that. You know, they had a coup. You know, they had a coup. They had to push him out. They put in comrade Kamala Harris, who is one of the, she's dumb as a rock. You know that, right? She's dumb as a, she's the lowest IQ.

Is this the first time in You know that, right? She's dumb as a, she's the lowest IQ. Is this the first time in history that that's happened? Yeah. You know what? We had to look into it. I don't think it's ever happened the way it happened. Not the way it was. They were going to invoke the 25th Amendment.

They said, you're going to have to get the hell out. Because he was so old and they're like, please change your diaper. Get the hell out. They threw him out. The guy can you're going to have to get the hell out because he was so old. And they're like, please change your diaper. Get the hell out. They threw him out. The guy can't even go to a bathroom without a GPS. He doesn't know where he is. He doesn't know who he is. He does seem to be turned around all the time. And there's a theory. There's a theory.

They say it's a conspiracy theory, but I think it might be true. They said he died about three years ago. What? Yeah. They said he's just, it's really, that's his ghost we're looking at. We're looking at his ghost. He's just already gone. He's already dead. They said he's just, it's really, that's his ghost we're looking at. We're looking at his ghost. He's just already gone. He's already dead. They said he's already dead, and they put like a tape recorder inside his body, and it's just, we're looking at a cadaver. Now, listen, you know, obviously, there are some in the media who do not like it,

and clearly, they throw around words like Hitler and Nazi and things like that. Clearly, they throw around words like Hitler and Nazi and things like that. Terrible. It is terrible. What do you say to the people that hear that kind of stuff and maybe even think it could be true? You ready? First of all, very simple. First of all, you know, heaven.

You know heaven, right? You heard of heaven? Sure. Heaven, God. God was Republican. You know that, right, God was Republican. You know that, right? He was Republican because he would have supported and I know he supports this beautiful wall we're building. And people say, how do you know he was? How do you know he was Republican?

Very simple, because heaven had a gate. Oh, yeah, I did. St. Peter operated. Just couldn't walk in. Right. You had to get in. You had to get in just like America. You had to get in. You need a ticket of some kind, that's for sure. And Hitler, you know, I actually consider it an insult when they say I want to be Hitler. Hitler was not as smart, not nearly as smart as me. And he was a lone wolf. I have lots of people that support me.

We have greater support than Hitler ever had. I hate to say that. And by the way, I'm a lot better looking than Hitler. He was short. He looked like Charlie Chaplin with that stupid mustache. Many people said he was gay. He might have been gay. Might have been. Maybe that's why he was so angry. I don't know.

Very angry. Very angry that he was gay, probably. Look, what about the folks who complain and say that when you engage with people like, for example, Taylor Swift or Rosie O'Donnell, that maybe it's beneath the present. Yeah, well, you know, Rosie's a pig. You know that, right? She's a pig.

I've heard you say so yesterday. Think of it. Ready? Her magazine failed. Her TV show failed. They threw her off the view. She's a pig. She's a horrible pig. I threw her off the view. She's a pig. She's a horrible pig.

And I don't even know why. She's not talented. You know, she's terrible. And Taylor Swift, the music's terrible. It's a horrible music. She's terrible. And, you know, she is dating that guy, the guy, whatever his name is. Travis Kelsey from the.

He's another one. He's a horrible player. He's another one. He's a horrible player. He's really terrible. He's overrated terribly. You think so? You don't think he's one of the greatest of all time? No, he's terrible. Many people said when he falls on top of them, many times they heard that he's aroused.

He gets very aroused. I had not heard that. That might be frightening in a dog pile. He gets very aroused. Get a little man-made on you. Yeah. He's very sexually aroused. And I don't heard that. That might be frightening in a dog pile. He gets very aroused. He's very sexually aroused. And I don't like that. I think that's a terrible thing for the game, to be honest. But it would seem like a terrible thing for the game, right?

Now, you are a fan of athletics, sports. You're a big friend with Dana White and the MMA. First of all, a lot of people don't know this, but I played. I was a wrestler in high school. Is that right? i was undefeated they don't they don't the fake news doesn't talk about it i was ready i never told anybody this but i'll tell you patrick is i call you patrick the patriot i was 47 you know 40 i was undefeated. 47-0. Can you believe that? Wow, that's a very expensive fight. Only 30 were women. Only 30 were women.

They tapped out very quickly. I bet they did. They did tap out quickly. Now, why did you not pursue further career in wrestling? You know, they said to me, many people said, they said, Sir, sir, you could have been the greatest Greco-Roman wrestler in the world. The world. And I said, you know what?

I'd love to do that, but I got to save this country. So I stopped. I knew right away that I wanted to fix this country. You've known for a long time, long before you ever came out, that it was going to take you to come in and do this. In fact, I ran for class. A lot of people don't know this. I was a class president.

You know that, right? Oh, okay. Yeah. When I was class president in my high school, I declared war on Venezuela. A lot of people don't know this. I was a class president. You know that, right? Oh, okay. Yeah. When I was class president in my high school, I declared war on Venezuela. A lot of people don't know that. I did not know that against Hugo Chavez and all of them. A beautiful

war. Went down with 30 kids from the wrestling team. We beat the hell out of them. Is that right? They don't show. You just handled them. We handled them. We got rid of the cartel. There were no cartels in the 80s because we went down with the wrestlers. We beat the hell out of them now that's that's kind of what joe was saying i remember when he had his chain and he was fighting uh what was his name corn pop yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah and you know when we finish this what we have to finish the wall patrick you

know that right right of course they're pouring in and these are not the good ones i hate to say that they're bad he said they make our criminals look ones. I hate to say that. They're bad. They make our criminals look pretty good, I hate to say it. And we want to get rid, and I always say this, because they go, oh, you don't say that. Sir, don't say that. But we want to get rid of the bad ones. And when I say bad ones, I'm talking about gang leaders, gang members, Selena Gomez. Got to get rid of Selena, for sure.

The band Menudo, I want to get rid of them. Yeah, I think they're already gone, but it rid of Selena for sure. The band Menudo. I want to get rid of them. Yeah, I think they're already gone, but it is good to make sure. Yeah, a couple of the mariachi bands. What about Ricky Martin? Ricky Martin. Yeah, he's another one. Sometimes they say he's Puerto Rican.

I said either way, get rid of him. Yeah, you got to go. Got to go, right. So we want to have a wall so big. And it's interesting because, you know because we had 567 miles of wall. It was so beautiful, beautiful and shiny. We greased it down with guacamole and salsa. Oh, yeah, that'll do it. We put pictures of Hillary without makeup on facing Mexico.

They stopped coming in very quickly. I would think so. That seems frightening. Yeah. And someone said to me, they said, what about, you know, cause we had the biggest wall in the world and I had people coming up to me going, what about the other big walls? I said, which ones? One guy goes, what about the great wall of China?

You've heard about the great wall of China, right? Yeah. They say it's a great wall. By the way, have you ever seen it? I've been there right in front of it. I hate to say it. I was standing. It's not a big wall, Patrick. No. You know why it looks like a big wall, right? Why? Because they're so small.

Chinese people are about three feet tall. Yeah, no, I didn't know they were quite that small. But yeah, that makes sense. Yeah. Patrick, when I'm done and I made this promise, I can't pay promise. When I build this wall, it's going to be so big, so great that Pink Floyd is going to have to rename their album.

From the wall to what? Yeah, just change it. They're going to have to change it. Get rid of it because it won't hold up. Because that was the greatest wall, and now we have the biggest and the greatest. Yeah, I can see that. The band called me. They said, build the wall. It's going to be better than our beautiful.

It's going to be better than the album. I said, don't worry about it. I said, you're going to have to change it. They said, what should we change it to? I said, how about the stall? The stall. Yeah, the stall. Maybe that would work, yeah.

Like the bathroom stall. But I said, ours is the greatest wall. You have to get rid of the album. So you got to get rid of it. No, I can completely understand that. And they probably should. By the way, Patrick, you ready? Yes, sir. When I have a

rally, we had a love fest the other night. They don't like to say that, the fake news. We had a love fest the other night. We had, I counted on my fingers when I walked out, we had 221 million people show up in Michigan. Yeah, it was great.

221 million even. Wow, that's amazing. It was so. 221 million even. Wow, that's amazing. It was so unbelievable. The nation just rolled up and said, hey, we're going to Michigan. You could have put like 100,000 Woodstocks in that crowd. Oh, wow. That's crazy. And it was great. Yeah.

And I got it. Surfing and. Oh, yeah. And I got a standing ovation. And that included the people in the wheelchairs They stood up Because they were so Inspired by what you said

That their disability went away Yeah One woman said to me Patrick she said to me And I couldn't believe it And I don't like to tell anybody this But I don't like to say Because they go oh you're bragging

I don't want to brag But the woman was in a wheelchair and she was crying. I should tears rolling down her face. I said, what happened? She goes, she goes, I was born with a horrible disability. I always wanted to stand. I couldn't stand. I went to do what I couldn't do it. My greatest fantasy was just once to be able to stand up. And she goes, when I saw your speech today, it was so beautiful. It was so moving that for the first time, you ready? The first time I got the energy and the strength to stand up. Can you believe that?

Wow, that's an amazing accomplishment. I mean, that's- By the way, by the way, she had one leg. One leg. Yeah. Just one. And I turned to talk to someone. She was like hopping the hell out of the stage.

She actually hopped out of the stadium. She left the chair completely. She ran out. She was probably very excited, like Peter Cotterfell. She was gone. But they don't show it. They never show it. They don't do that.

They're so fake. So you're two weeks away. I know that we just have a few moments left but i want to be able to allow you to get the the message you want uh to the voters maybe who haven't quite made up their mind uh mr trump what what do you want to tell them well we're going to get we're going to cut your regulations we're going to cut your taxes we We're going to secure the border, which, you know, we have to do. You know that. We're going to be energy independent. We were energy independent.

We're standing on liquid gold. I always say that, liquid gold. We're going to drill, baby, drill. I always say we're going to drill, baby, drill. And we're going to now secure the greatest military. You know, our military, when I took it over, was depleted. You know that, right? Right, right. It's completely depleted. I built it up, shiny

missiles, beautiful bombs. We had ships so big they didn't fit on the ocean. They were so big. They're too big. The generals are like, sir, sir, we followed the coordinates you gave us. They're too big.

And it was so great. And our military was scarier than Rosie O'Donnell at a nude beach. Oh, wow. That's scary. That's very frightening. It's very scary. I had people, leaders. I met with leaders like the head of the Taliban.

His name is Abdul, Abdul. And we sat in his cave for like two hours. We ate hummus and pita bread. And he said, he goes, I love you. He goes, I loved you when you were on The Apprentice. I said, I didn't know you saw The Apprentice. I said, I didn't know you had electricity in this cave. He goes, I've never seen. He goes, I loved you when you were on The Apprentice. He goes, I would love to be a vice president. Can you believe that? Abdul from the Taliban. He wanted to be my vice president. I said, you're like the leader of a terrorist organization. I said, you can't be my VP, but you can't be my golf partner. So we're going to play golf.

Oh, so you're going to play a little golf? I said, don't worry. I said, don't worry. We won't let him on the course. Well, you know, that's amazing because who else could win hearts and minds by playing golf with the head of the Taliban other than yourself? I mean, nobody else could do anything like that. You remember I met with, you know, they don't give me credit for this. I met with Kim Jong.

Yeah. You know, and they said when Trump gets president, there's going to be a war with North Korea. It was the opposite. I actually met with Kim Jong and he used to, we got so friendly. In the beginning, it didn't start out so well in the beginning. He was like, every time he goes, oh, I have a red button. I said, I got a red button in ours works. It's a lot bigger than yours.

And after that, we became friendly and he would call me in the middle of the night when he had problems with his girlfriend. He's like, oh, sir, sir, she doesn't talk to me. She doesn't like to be romantic with me and i gave him a lot of advice i said well first of all get rid of that horrible haircut you look like a wrestler from like a junior high school yeah i skipped your name it's it's not very tough when you have a

woman's name and uh he used to thank me he thanked me it was really it was a great love of he loved me so much he wrote me many letters and he And he said, he goes, I consider you a father, which I thought was very nice. Yeah. And you remember my nickname for him, right? You remember the nickname? Little Rocket Man? Rocket Man, yeah. Which, you know, we got offended by in the beginning.

I said, oh, Rocket Man. He goes, you can't. I said, that's a compliment. He said, really? I said, that's the name of one of the greatest songs by Elton John. He goes, I never heard it. I said it to him. I played it. He goes, oh, my God. He goes, I never heard it. I go, I sent it to him. I played it.

He goes, oh, my God. He goes, I love that song. I go, that's right. And then he felt happy that I called him Rocket Man. I said, you should have heard what I was going to call you. He said, what? I said, the missile midget, the torpedo turd, the grenade crouch. I said, the grenade crouch.

He goes, oh, my God, those are terrible. He goes, I'm so happy you called me the wonderful Rocket Man. Now he loves me. Yeah, now you're friends. And that's what you want to do. You want to reunite the world and make everybody our friend. Bring everyone together so beautifully. Yeah, or put your giant chip out there

and let them know you're not playing. Yeah, we're not playing around. I'd hate to see somebody mess with us. I said that recently about Iran. Iran's a horrible country. They say, sir, you can't say around. I'd hate to see somebody mess with us. I said that recently about Iran. You know, Iran's a horrible country. They say, sir, you can't say that. It's terrible. Don't say that.

But that's why they call it that. You know, the first person ever to name it ran the hell out of that country. That's why they call it Iran. Iran the hell out. No, that makes perfect sense. They were going to name the country Iran out, but it was too long. So they said, let's just call it Iran. It makes sense. makes perfect sense. They were going to name the country Iran out, but it was too long. So they said, let's just call it Iran. It makes sense.

Makes sense. Yeah, the Flack of Seagulls did a whole song about it. You know that, right? Iran's so far away. Yeah, yeah. You know, I never knew that. They're Iranian. One of them's Iranian.

They don't talk about it. No. You know, it's interesting. They never show any of this. CNN is the worst. The corrupt news network. That's what it is. Or actually, I this cnn is the worst the corrupt news network that's what it is or actually i like to call it the clinton news network i've heard that yeah the ratings they're so they're lower than p diddy zipper it's so terrible that's pretty low sir

terrible then you get the other one abc you know abc that was the one that they had the debate right they did with the debate, right? It was terrible. What about CBS, the way they edited Kamala Harris's interview? Which they said, take away their license. Okay, it's never been done. No one's ever. One thing, if you shorten an interview, when you take one answer, you put it in front of another question.

That's terrible. That's really bad. And ABC, when they had the debate, that was three on one. You saw that. I did. Yes, I did see that. Three on one since I was in a hotel room in Vegas. Probably a pretty good price for that.

There's one network I trust. You know what it is, don't you, right? Fox? No, it's not Fox. Wrong, wrong, wrong. Patrick and the People? What's that? Patrick and the People? No, it's not Fox. Wrong, wrong, wrong. Patrick and the People? What's that? Patrick and the People? No, you're close. You're my second favorite. You ready?

It's the Blamor Channel. I love the Blamor Channel. No, that's a good one. I get my news from the Blamor Channel. Great articles over there. Thank you. Patrick, by the way, you have the greatest podcast. I love what you're doing, and I really appreciate it.

I listen to many of the podcasts. They're horrible. I go on a lot of them. They're terrible. They're boring as hell, but you're doing a hell of a job. I endorse you. I endorse you. Thank you, sir.

We appreciate that a great deal. Thank you. I love Arkansas. Great, beautiful state, Arkansas. And you know they voted for you both times, and I'm sure they will again. Think of it. Back in 2016, they didn't think I could win, right? They thought, oh, Hillary.

Yeah. Did so great in 2016. And it wasn't easy. You know, we had 17 candidates in the Republican Party. You remember that, right? Of course I do. There was a lot of people running, and they were smart, talented. We had Boring Jeff and Little Marco. It was 17 candidates when it first started. that right of course a lot of people running and they were smart talented boring jeff and little

marco and it was 17 candidates when it first started then it went down to like 12 because chris chris he ate about five yeah no i heard that he did yeah he caught him backstage yeah he doesn't belong in the white house he belongs in the white castle i can tell you that right i understand that we couldn't find him did towards me. We couldn't find him. Did you know that? We couldn't find him. He was supposed to be in the roast garden. He was in the olive garden. He was in the olive garden, yeah.

Chris, Chris Seacrave. Chris Seacrave, he's so fat. He's a fat saline. He's a whale. He's a whale. Yeah, he's a whale. He's a whale. No, I mean, clearly you banished him. Yeah. Is he well? No. I mean, clearly you banished him. He's gone.

He's gone. I didn't give him a job. You know that, right? He wanted to be... I don't know what he wanted, but he wanted to work in my cabinet. I said, I'm not going to put you in my cabinet. You'll probably eat everything in it. Yeah, no, you didn't have anything left. I had to forget it. He got angry about it. He's very angry. He's a very angry man. Angry and fat. That's the worst two things you can be. everything in it. Yeah, no, you wouldn't have anything left. He's very angry.

He's a very angry man. Angry and fat. That's the worst two things you can say. Angry and fat. That's a tough combination. I've been that before. If you're angry and you're fat, it's probably worse. Well, Mr. Trump, we want to thank you so much for taking a minute to come on our show

and wish you very good luck on the election. I'm sure we'll be seeing a lot more of you soon. By the way, when we win, Patrick, we're going to celebrate, right? I'll make sure to come into the studio. We'll celebrate. It'll be amazing. I'd love to have you in the studio, Mr. President. That would be an honor. Thank you. Well, listen, we love you. God bless you and God bless America. Thank you very much. Thank you, Mr. Trump. And have a blessed day. Remember, fight, fight, fight, right? Yes, sir. Fight, fight, fight.

Unlike Biden, who says, good night, good night, good night. Yes. Thank you, sir. We'll see you very soon. We love you. Thank you very much. Wow. And there you go. Uh-oh. Hold on. Got an issue there there you go that is uh i'm president trump if you want him uh you know the great thing about this is that uh yesterday when we posted it

just watching people go nuts on facebook oh so amazing man and so i hope that those of you who are really mad i hope you feel really bad now. Hey, we got something else we need to get to. Let's do something else here. What do you say? He's Patrick. He's an angry SOB. Patrick, are you freaking kidding me?

Patrick, right here on PA TV. Suck it, suck's get to it. Washington College in Chestertown, Maryland, one of the oldest colleges in the country, is trying to get with the times first with a change to its logo. You see, in 2013, Washington College introduced a new logo that used George Washington's original signature. Now the school is ditching the 18th century script for a more modern typeface. Brian Speer, that's the vice president of Washington College's marketing, said because cursive writing is no longer taught universally, the script, especially this version, was difficult to read and not immediately recognizable for many students.

This was counterproductive when it came to name recognition and identity. You know, Mr. Vice President, that makes perfect sense. Are you freaking kidding me? Listen, Vice President Dick Mitten, is it cool if I call you that? Or would it be better if I called you Brian the baby back bitch? I digress. Let me make sure I'm understanding you correctly. You're telling me that the school named after George Mother Lovin' Washington finds it too difficult for the kids to recognize his signature because it's written in cursive is that

a pretty fair assessment because i could literally take a piece of paper lay it in mr whisker's litter box for a couple days and whatever comes out on that paper still smarter than anything you just said and probably smells better than the shit you're trying to sell me you say the kids aren't learning cursive and it's hard for them to recognize? Far be it for me to suggest that you're a school. You could, I don't know, teach them to recognize the signature of the freaking namesake of the school they attend? Is that a little too hard for them? Better yet, teach them cursive. No, that's great.

Go ahead and coddle them. Maybe in a few years we can dumb people down to only reading pictures. Next up, thousands of bottles of duloxetine. That's a popular antidepressant medication, are being recalled because of the presence of what's called toxic chemicals. The recall involves bottles of duloxetine, delayed-release capsules distributed nationwide, according to the FDA. The lot number is 220128.

They have an expiration of December 2024. The drug's brand name is Cymbalta. Hey, but that's okay. We all know things happen, right? Are you for you? What the folks, when I tell you, I can't think of one better situation to say, you had one job.

Make a depressed human being feel better with your magical pills. The ones that take you from crying in the fetal position to feeling so good, it puts a tickle in your taint. You know, it takes you from I'm considering murdering my husband to I just might give my man a ticket to pound town. And what is the one precaution of any antidepressant? Don't just stop taking it because it could cause you to do what? Ding, ding, ding, suicide. Yeah, great job, Cymbalta.

You may as well have sent every one of them a mirror that reads not in cursive. Your mom was right. You're trash. And it can't be fixed. Or you're so ugly, you'd make a freight train take a dirt road. Or the classic, you even sound fat. You had one job, make people happy. Now they're going to have to add a second-hand depression just to cope with your bullshit,

and you wonder why people question medication. And finally, the Sherwood, Oregon Police Department offering a new Halloween event called Hide and Seek with a Cop, where armed, uniformed officers will try to tag participants as they run through a wooded park at night. Officers will try to tag participants as they run through a wooded park at night. Officer Paul Madison explained the event is meant to be a fun community building activity like coffee with the cops or bowling night. Best idea I've ever heard. I mean, right? Are you freaking?

Is it Halloween or April Fool's? You want me to show up to a park at night where I'm going to run and try to hide from the armed police officer chasing me? Haven't we all seen this movie before? It feels like a trap. It looks like a trap, but nah, said every guy in every movie that died five minutes later. Now, maybe I misunderstand. This is a singles event, right? Like speed dating, a bunch of scantily clad women with their blouse balloons bouncing out and fully rendered moose knuckle on display being pursued by cops with guns. Now that might be fun. Oh no, are you going to arrest me and pull out your big weapon? I don't have any cash officer, but I'm willing to pay my fine. Yeah, that's not what this is. This is literally

a big game of hide and seek-seek with the cops. I've spent my whole life avoiding being chased by a cop with a gun. Not one person who heard this idea along the way said anything like, do you think maybe in today's social climate it's a bad idea? Who came up with this marketing plan? The Menendez brothers? Because this is definitely the worst idea since scratch-and-sniff tampons. I'm just gonna stay home for halloween and instead play hide and seek with my bill collectors that's it

yeah brought to you by that gunk in the back of your three all right everybody all right let me switch the camera back up here hold on y'all let me make some magic here yeah let me just reset this camera here okay there we go how about that's the magic right there hey what did everybody think of that amazing interview with the president there what do you think mr. Kerry I think that was pretty awesome yeah yeah you like the interview that was a pretty revealing absolutely I voted yesterday yeah okay okay can how about yourself? I thought it was awesome, man.

Yeah, you enjoyed it? You thought he had a great message? Yes, yes. Okay, okay. Aaron, I know that you're usually pretty far left here. That took a long time. It is the greatest thing I've ever heard in my life right there, I think. Hey, there you go.

Thanks for switching the camera angle. Man, that was a lot of fun. His name is actually Bob DeBueno, or Bob DeBueno. I'm not sure I'm exactly pronouncing it right, but he is rated as the number one Trump impersonator in the world. I know a lot of people like Shane Gillis, who's amazing at it. But I thought he did a fantastic job. I thought it was a lot of fun, and he had a lot of people like Shane Gillis, who's amazing at it. But I thought he did a fantastic job. I thought it was a lot of fun.

And he had a lot of funny lines. He had a little, some kind of audio issue on his end, on the end of the interview. But otherwise, it was pretty great. Yeah, it was pretty impressive. I mean, he sounds very, very much, I mean, he's got the mannerisms and the voice down pretty good. Like, that was the whole package. Yeah, no, and it was fun. It was a lot of fun.

All right, let's move to some new and different things that I've got here to talk about. As a matter of fact, I'm sure that we need to get into this. Can we get all of this? This is the segment, not like the other. People do stupid shit, you say, oh brother. Hey, it's not a copy or a clone of any previous bit. But if you think so, hey, we don't give a shit. Yeah.

Whackadoo. Veneno. That's right, baby. Grammy Award artist. Yeah, Grammy Award when I'm nominated. I haven't won. I mean, let's be honest. I have not won yet.

I've just been nominated. Okay, so let's get to the wackiest stories in the news for you today. Not often you see a zoo asking public to help identify an animal, but that's what the Bristol Zoo in England is doing. A trail cam set up by the facility's woodland area captured a photo of a mysterious winged and horned creature. The woodland area, home to numerous wild animals, including whatever the hell this is, on its website, the zoo said of its experts, after reviewing the images, they say the creature appears to have four legs. It's like nothing they've ever seen. Some say it appears to be a muntjac deer. I don't know what that is, or if I

even said it right, it could be muntjac, muntijac, but zoo officials don't think it is. If you're an expert in mysterious creatures with wings and horns maybe you can help the bristol zoo maybe it's bigfoot right you know maybe it's bigfoot huh good thing you never know oh yeah yeah i'm gonna call him to go investigate it matt if bigfoot has wings bro we're screwed we're screwed it's over yeah we're done yeah that's a good point uh you never know what you're going to find with a metal detector. Let me pause there. Have you guys, Gary, ever done metal detecting, taking it out and tried to find stuff?

Not really. My buddy's kid had one. I'd go play in the yard for a minute with the kid. Yeah. How about you, Chad? Always wanted to try it, but I've never had one. How about you, man? I can't do it.

I can't. I want to go magnet fishing. That's the thing I see people do. That looks dope. Like in the drainage ditches and get the fish. Well, yeah, or just like the Saline River or wherever because, I mean, you can't imagine. There's stools and all kinds of stuff, man. No, they do.

All the time they find stuff like that, and it's a really interesting thing to see, you know. Call the cops when they find a gun. Yeah, mostly they do because they never know. Yeah, you don't know what that's been used for. If they're recording it, they do. Yeah, right. Yeah, right. If they're recording it, they do. Yeah never know yeah you don't know what that's been used if they're recording that they do yeah right right if they're recording if they do yeah that's right i just found a hundred thousand dollars you better cut that tape off uh you never know what you're gonna find with a metal detector as a matter of fact speaking of that once i did buy a metal detector for my son noah and all these years later it's probably safe to admit this and

i'm probably gonna ruin his life today. But I bought him a metal detector, man. He was so damn excited, right? And the kid spent the whole day out in the yard trying to find stuff, nothing. I waited until he went to bed, and I went and dug a hole and put some quarters in it so that he could find some the next day. Did he find them? Oh, yeah, man.

It was glorious. It was glorious. It was glorious. He thought he had hit treasure, man. He spent another week out there until he gave up again. I felt kind of bad, but it was just pretty great. One TikTok user built up almost 50,000 followers sharing footage of things he's found using metal detectors, and one detecting trip to a beach in Spain wound up being good use of four hours. He found old coins, the usual assortment of garbage, and some rings.

During that trip, he found seven gold rings, one of them slightly unusual. The gold measured in carats with 18-carat and 14-carat varieties, but one of the rings was a 19-carat gold ring, and the carat scale 24 is pure. the rings was a 19 karat gold ring and the carrot scale 24 is pure 19 karat is about 80 pure and worth about 70 a gram so you know that's like must be like the uh the uncut cocaine there's a lot more per gram i mean i'm guessing i don't know that for sure that's only speculation from watching uh breaking bad yeah um this is a This is such a weird story, but can we get a law passed making it a requirement for scientists

to watch horror movies? A team in China has succeeded in reviving a pig's brain activity after it died. They kept it going for almost an hour. Previous studies have shown the brain can only keep going five to eight minutes

after blood supply is limited, but the experiment beat that by about 55 minutes. It gets more interesting when you hear this. While the longest time that one of the dead pig brains came back after being connected to the liver system was 50 minutes, the brain had electrical activity for six hours. Brains that had no oxygen for an hour were still active for even three hours after that. They're doing a lot more research needed before they start making zombie pigs, I'm sure. But, I mean, that's just the thought that six hours later your brain's still got activity going. And it could mean that, you know, after, let's say, you lose your dome or whatever, you know, you get it severed, you could be just sitting there bored as hell for about six hours till you die.

I want to know what level of consciousness this carries, you know. Right, that's what I'm saying. I mean, that'd be weird, man. I was wondering what the next pandemic was going to be. Yeah, you know. Yeah, no, no, that definitely. This is why we can't have normal diseases anymore, because we're out keeping pigs' heads alive for an hour longer than

they should be. All right, here we go. Let's go to Florida where, you know, things happen. If you're throwing your dinner at your wife, obviously you weren't that damn hungry. Markel Royal arguing Sunday night about his abuse of alcohol when he became irate and threw his bowl of spaghetti at his wife, hitting her on the front of her body on her stomach police found the woman covered with sauce when they responded to the call royal charged with enhanced felony battery count has been ordered to have no contact with his wife not his first trouble he has a 20-year rap sheet with multiple drug and firearm charges and a 2018 conviction for roughing up the lady.

Yeah, you know it's bad when you're throwing the spaghetti, huh? Must have tasted like shit. That's what I thought, too. Like, why don't you learn to cook better? Wouldn't happen. There were reports in June that over a dozen golf courses in Canada were getting frustrated police hadn't figured out why their golf carts were disappearing. This week, the police came through. York Regional Police have charged multiple people for being part of a crime ring

that's stolen hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of golf carts with only 18 recovered. The assumption most of them were sold on the black market. The cartel had also diversified when police raided the homes and storage lockers belonging to the group they also found rare pokemon and magic the gathering cards and a hundred thousand dollars and a bunch of weed you know sounds like they were having a good old time there huh just making money selling yeah they must be making good money if they got a hundred thousand cash laying around but you know easy come, easy come, easy go. Wait, easy go is a kind of golf cart.

Never mind. I apologize for that. That was wrong of me to even do. Let's go over here and look at these other ones here I've got. Okay, so this 30-second test can allegedly reveal your biological age. So if you believe in such a thing, forget how many steps you get a day. The stand test might be what really matters when you get older. Researchers at the Mayo Clinic came up with a simple equipment-free way to determine your biological age. It comes down to how long

you can balance on one leg. Yeah, that's right. Turns out the amount of time you can do that is an important indicator of nerve, bone, and muscle strength. Balancing gets more difficult as you get older, it says, as researchers say muscle mass decreases as much as eight percent a decade. All right, the study involved 40 healthy participants and the balance test lasts 30 seconds and they had people do different stances, two feet on the ground, eyes open, two feet on the ground, eyes closed, standing on one leg, eyes open, on your dominant leg, and then on your non-dominant leg. The results show that standing on one leg, the non-dominant one, had the highest rate of decline with age.

The amount of time someone could stand on their non-dominant leg decreased 2.2 seconds a decade. And so that's how you know. You stand on your non-dominant leg decreased 2.2 seconds a decade and so that's how you know you stand on your non-dominant leg and see how long you can do it then you measure your time with everybody else i'm a few decades old bro and i still don't even know which one's my dominant leg you don't know which one's your dominant leg which one's the one you'd kick an ass with both of them oh you're ambidextrous yeah that's what it is you're just ambidextrous. Yeah. That's what it is. You're just ambidextrous. Yeah, that's it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's it.

That's it. All right. Let's go to this one here then. Oh, this is, I can tell you, this is going to be interesting already. Okay, so a Zympic could lower Alzheimer's risk among those with type 2 diabetes. They've just discovered that in addition to losing weight, after three years' worth of records, almost a million type 2 diabetics, it found that these semi-glutides had a 40% to 70% reduced risk of developing Alzheimer's compared to those that took other types of diabetes medication. You're nodding your head.

You've heard this? No, but I just hate Alzheimer's, man. It's personal. Oh, yeah. No, I get it. No, my grandmother uh she had it when she passed away and uh you know there there were you you cope with it you learn to deal with it you know and it was sad but we there were lots of moments that were kind of interesting

yeah uh like you know i went in with a wife my wife and uh my my grandmother thought it was my ex-wife. Yeah, that was an awkward moment, about as awkward as the pause that just happened right here. Yeah, it was. Yeah, when she said that name, I was like, no, Grandma, we got to go. We got to go. I can't do this. And we were going, no.

She said that. No, hell no. No. No, I wouldn't be alive if that were the case. I'd be a dead man. Okay, Justin Timberlake is postponing more shows. He posted that six of his Forget Tomorrow World Tour concert will be rescheduled so he can recover from bronchitis and laryngitis.

Who gives a shit? Sorry. Okay, a town in Saskatchewan, Canada, is trying to figure out what to do after next month's election. Officials in Kyle are scrambling because no one is running for mayor to replace the one who's retiring. Not one person wants to be mayor. I like it. It's Canada. Yeah. An open spot in the town council has no candidates. Some officials are confident someone will step forward. If not, a deputy mayor chosen from the town council will have to step it in. There are about 430 residents of the town.

Man, they're going to get some idiotic. I'll be the mayor. I'm going to do it, boy. I can do this. Yeah, I can do it. Hey, I got out of fifth grade. I got this, man. I can stand on one leg, non-dominant, for a long time.

Okay? I'm real good. Okay? All right, let's do something else. It doesn't say it on the box, but Hot Pockets will totally burn your penis. I'm not sure how that would happen. You know, I just think about that. Hot Pockets are definitely from the devil. Huh?

Hot Pockets are definitely from the devil. Yeah? It just gets way too hot. All right. Hot Pockets. Everyone, Jim Gaffigan's signature bits right there. I think that, guys, this is a great time to talk about this, and everybody can kind of chip in.

As time moves on, the concept of what's considered handsome evolves. If it didn't, I guess we'd all be wearing top hats and have handlebar mustaches or be wearing pantaloons or something to that effect. But ask men. Look back 25 years when the site first started and took notice of the changes in grooming and style over 25 years what's changed the definition of what's considered handsome from then to now so manscaping uh if you go back 25 years was practically unheard of.

Now, it's almost expected that a guy at least trims up and takes care of the undercarriage. I mean, is that pretty common across the board here? We all, you know, keep some level of modicum. How many years ago was 25? What year was it, 25 years ago? Well. Just for context. Yeah, it'd be 1999.

Okay. Is that the last time you trimmed it not well i just act curious uh yeah a manscaper i mean i believe so if you want uh her to take care of it hers i guess you better take care of yours well there you go that's that's fair what's fair is fair i agree with him yeah yeah and there's someone who does piercing yeah he definitely agrees hey please please go ahead and mow that um all right it says uh tattoos 25 years ago they were taboo and rebellious now they're a trend and accepted almost anywhere with the exception of the facial tattoo or the tribal one sometimes but uh is a a tattoos definitely more acceptable now wouldn't you agree oh yes yes yeah because I remember the only guys when I was a kid that had tattoos were guys who'd gone to war and they were hideous it was usually a lady that was that would dance if

you move your arm like this yeah it just they were just hideous war tattoos that was mainly it and you knew they were grizzled war tattoos that was mainly it and you knew they were grizzled up pissed off and you didn't mess with those guys yes that's how you knew the tattoo said don't talk to him or the navy anchor ones never talk to that guy if he had an anchor tattoo nope he's gonna whoop that yeah there you go whoop that ass uh yeah you didn't mess with them but now hell everybody's getting You know, everybody's getting piercings. Everybody's, you know, decorating their bodies and whatnot. They're too fancy.

Like, people that have this whole strategic. Like a sleeve type thing. Or where it's at. Oh, man, just run that crap together. Use, like, the random tats everywhere. Blend it, baby, blend it. Yeah, I know. I hear you.

I hear you. You know, you say make it work. It doesn't have to match up. I mean. It doesn't have to be a full body sleeve right it don't matter if your cousin ronnie did it it doesn't matter if he did it with cigarette ash and vinegar uh oh man no matter where it goes right uh cosmetic procedures uh cosmetic surgery not just for women anymore you still need to choose your provider well and not go overboard uh would anyone let's start with you aaron would you consider a cosmetic procedure of any kind um just like waxing my unibrow count i'd do that no that's great and good for you i'm glad uh but no that does not count it would be like uh if you were to uh get

botox or a facelift or no that's a no okay how about yourself uh carrie no i don't think i could do nothing like that no no no plastic surgery no cosmetic got a really small butt but i still want a bbl either way he wants a woo he wants to get a woo like me get that ledge back there you can put a little drink on you know what i mean yeah that's a good yeah uh what about you chad no i'm good man yeah okay you say no um i you know i've thought about it but probably not you know i probably i don't i don't know it's hard to say i might do something right here just under my eyes but beyond that i don't want to look i've had a top chicken lip for my whole life and i'm used to it i'm good with it i've never had a problem you know operating it and

i don't really want to change that you know so uh that i might consider my i probably will never do it you know i've talked a lot uh i always tell laura yeah i think i'm gonna go ahead and get a wig i'm gonna get a wig and get one of those glue-ons man do it and uh and i would i absolutely would do it i'd come back with some michael bolton some bon jovi hair you know uh maybe some predator hair or something like that but uh but everybody knows me so when you when you have this today and you come back tomorrow looking like Bon Jovi circa 1987, people are like, no, they're not awesome.

They're like, take that wig off, you ass. Okay, let's see. Skin care. Today's man, aware of the importance of caring for his skin. Do you do more skin care than you did? Definitely. Yeah. How about yourself, Chad?

Wash my face. You're a piercer. You don't do skin care? No. I'm shocked by this. Not just some of you. Really? But you got great skin anyway, Aaron.

Bro, I've been on Irish Spring for 40 years, man. I'm telling you, man. My brother said he's on Irish Spring. Man, when I was a little kid and all the girls would say you smell like soap i was like that's because i'm clean and the more they said it the more i would use it you know i mean just smelling like soap is pretty good you know that's a plus right there um and then uh oh no i don't know subscription boxes see that's a whole different lifestyle. I don't live that life.

These guys, you know, they have these new subscription boxes like. Oh, you order the stuff and it comes. Well, like you sign up and you give them all your sizes and they just start sending you clothes. Or it may be hair products or maybe, you know, things like that. Razors now. Razors. Yeah. You can do that.

You know, I'm kind of thinking about going to a straight razor uh to shave uh because uh you know tyler he's a barber now and uh you know that's how he shaves people at the barber shop and i was like man i've kind of been thinking about doing that because i don't use shaving lotion or gel or anything like that you know i just shave in the shower dry i mean it's not dry it's hot and my face is wet uh but but that i don't use any i mean do you use shaving cream i'm sure probably most people do what about you oh that's all you do is electric no shaving cream oh you got a good electric if it cuts it that low is it the rotary yeah but it's only like a 30

you're gonna cut yourself with a straight razor? Yeah. I need to know what brand that is. It's pretty good, huh? Yeah, I would cut myself with a straight razor. Why? You think that's scary? I asked my barber if he shaves himself with a straight razor.

What did he say? No, he can't do it because you'd have to swap hands. Yeah. He shaves with one hand. You think I'd need to swap hands? I think you will have to swap hands eventually. You think I need to swap hands? I think you will have to swap hands eventually. You'll get tired. Oh.

Oh! Yeah, I should have known that was coming. Let me ask you this. What do you think has really, if we're really just talking about men in the past 25 years, what would you say as a general, as a society,

what do you think the biggest changes between us now and us 25 years ago as men are? What do you think? What stands out? What do you think, anybody? It was normal for men to produce men 25 years ago. You think? Yeah. You mean more masculine? is that what you mean

more of the masculine style okay okay now i'll counter that by saying it was more customary 25 years ago when men got a divorce for them to vanish and not be seen again by their kids yes is that a fruit it's true it is it is true i think that uh yeah yeah uh as do some i'm very close to that i know a man should never have to teach himself how to be one that's that's some true stuff right now that is true yeah that's very true that's a good point you know it it is good as i think as men to as you're able to not being a cow or a Karen don't just walk up on someone start trying to tell them how to live their damn life that ain't your place okay unless it's your kid uh but if you have friends or guys that you know or younger or you know maybe they're just they don't

know and yeah it is our responsibility to help them out a little bit you know help them realize what's up what's going on what's the right thing to do is i hate being put in weird positions too with friends like i had a friend for a while um and i'm not going to name names or i'll even avoid the gender at this point that this person uh i knew was having an affair with someone and there this person was married and that couple would come to my house regularly to hang out and I finally after about three times I told my wife I said I can't do it anymore she said what I said I can't hang out and pretend I keep looking at this person like I don't know what's going on you know I just I feel horrible about it and i i don't want to know you know and so either we have to stop hanging out or somebody's going to tell somebody because

i'm not going to be the one that when they figure it out a year from now or six months from now they go you mean you knew the whole time you never told me you asked why yeah no i would be a complete ass and i just i i couldn't do it have you ever been in a position like that where you were like forced to make that you know you're in that really bad position between two people you care about not really between people but i've had some weird ass business situations yeah like people want me to say things that aren't really what they were you know really for sponsors and things but we don't know that's that's also, yeah. No, I am not about that line. Yeah. I'm not about being unethical.

I don't have any friends. I mean. What about yourself, man? Have you ever been stuck in a situation where you knew a friend was doing something that you weren't down with and you had trouble with it? You know, I'm sure I was. Probably with the people I used to hang out that's what i was thinking thinking back in the day when you were maybe i don't know if you should really do that well my response would definitely be different than my response back exactly well yeah my response

back then would have been yeah can i have can i have that uh some more of that right now please yeah keep it coming as opposed to the day where i'm like you know i got things to do and i'm busy you know i'm gonna be messing with all that today you know i see we have a guest out here but if you want to go on welfare or something go for it dude you won't need much food you're a butterfly this is a morning motivation so So I'm going to have to have, what's up, man? Have Aaron and, uh, how you doing brother? Come on in here. What's going on?

Good. Good. Grab that headset right there. Put it on. What's going on, man? How you doing? It has been a minute. What is going on guys?

We're right here. We've got two stays in Vegas, baby. Yeah. on guys uh we're right here we've got two of stays in vegas baby yeah uh where they have been uh main state in the local rock scene for uh some time now tell me what's going on guys introduce yourselves to the audience first of all i'm christopher fulmer um and blake copeland yep um i'm guitar vocals and i forget what you do man so i i have to remember it's been so long no we've been we've been around for god for years now uh yeah we're uh back at it we kind of took a hiatus well i knew that you had so when you reached out to me i was like oh great i didn't know you guys were back at

it and that was i was very excited to have you on yeah it was um we put you in this way a little bit so people can see there you go i like getting like getting close to you. Yeah, no, I smell good. Trust me. Well, I wouldn't go that far. Yeah, so, yeah, we took a hiatus for a little while after, you know, COVID and started working on our fourth album. That's taking two and a half years now. Yeah, it must be well produced. Yeah, well, I wouldn't go that far. It's just been some back and forth.

But we're finally getting it rolling and we just released today actually it dropped our new ep is that right yeah called duality it's got two songs on it um in in the process of working on our fourth studio album we we had a couple songs that just didn't sound like the usual us uh there's some acoustic ballads. We had a symphony section on it. Oh, wow. That's interesting. Yeah, a local artist, Joseph Fuller, came in and did a cello, violin, piano on it.

We recorded at Wolfman Studios here in Little Rock, but we had them mixed and mastered at Abbey Roads in London. Yes, the real deal. Yeah, the real deal. So they sound amazing, and we wanted to put them out as a special edition ep okay while we're still working on the fourth album so we'll be able to link to that today on our blog and get everybody over to see that ep and get access to it is that accurate yes

yeah it's uh it's available anywhere you stream or download music yeah now y'all you have a website right yes yes stays in vegas official.aysinVegasofficial.com. StaysinVegasofficial.com. Now, how did you arrive at the name Stays in Vegas? Because it is an unusual one. Do we tell the real story or the story we've told for 100 years now? I don't know. Which is better? That's the question.

We've told that we used to have a guitarist in the band, and he got drunk, and we left him in Vegas. That sounds great. That was one. No, we started as a cover band, kind of a party band back in 2011, I think, is when Stays in Vegas started. We were trying to come up with a name, and the original founding member, John Buzan, we came up with, like, Barney Tastes Like Purple Chicken was one. Wow, that's interesting. Yeah.

I think Stays in Vegas is catchier for what it's worth. I think you made a better choice. Fred Said Right was one because there's the band Right Said Fred. Yeah, I could see that was kind of okay. Yeah, and I was watching The Hangover one night, and a big hangover fan and i texted him i was like hey what about stays in vegas until we figure out something better just run with that yeah just run with that he's like yeah i guess that'll work and we started

using it and everybody kept coming up going man i've heard of you guys yeah you guys are awesome i'm like you've never heard of us you just heard of stays in vegas like what happens vegas stays in vegas so it kind of worked and we just rolled with it and now it's stuck no that time i mean I'm like never heard of us you just heard of stays in Vegas like what happens Vegas stays in Vegas so it kind of worked and we just rolled with it and now it's stuck no I mean that's a really actually pretty good story and you know the sometimes the truth is better than the the little gimmicks you know yeah yeah there for a while we got asked so much being on the road and toward we started coming up with what you know what inspires you uh to continue to do music uh i know it's not the money that's for sure yeah it never is uh for you know bands uh that

that are you know more regional or local sometimes until they catch that that one ride you know but uh but there is a passion and love yeah yeah, yeah, there is. It's just, it's something that's in your bones as a musician, and you've got to have a creative outlet. You know, we all go through things, and as an artist, different artists need to have an outlet. You have an outlet being an amazing podcaster and radio personality and stuff like that, and comedian, too. Yeah, I've done a little of that um so yeah you

know painters have to paint and as a musician i have to write songs and play guitar and just uh i love it it's it's everything i don't know about you blake what inspires you to keep making music i mean kind of the same stuff uh i just like how it seems smooth and easy like i can just take an instrument and play just about any song or right and you don't have to feels nice yeah no i i get it now obviously you know you're you're a rock musician you guys play great music but when you're not rocking what what do you do what's your gig um i'm an actor on the side that's what i i knew you did acting and that's where I was trying to go is you do some of that, right? Yeah.

Yeah. Um, this year it's been kind of slow last year. I've been kind of going in waves one year. I'll just focus on acting. And then this year has been music mostly, but, uh, yeah, I did a lot of, what are some of the acting roles you've taken on? Um, last year, um, actually it released this year. I did a lifetime series called text Text Me When You Get Home.

Really? Yeah, and did a Travel Channel series where I was a parapsychologist in a purple velour suit. How do you, if you don't mind, how do you get cast in something like that? I mean, you're talking about Lifetime, you're talking about big time productions. This isn't something that is being made down here at the Capitol Building building or something no um actually i did do one at the capitol building uh but yeah um i'm with the agency in little rock uh now they're um my agent they give me some of the gigs and stuff but most of them i go on like websites like backstage or actors access and okay um i pimp myself out for lack of a better term and find some of these gigs

some of them are um you know short films i do a lot with uca film school okay so i do a lot of student films yeah for them to help you worked with jerry bruno uh no i don't think so okay yeah if you ever get a chance he's a film director here locally and man that guy, he's everything, bro. He is one of the most amazing. I did a series, a web series with him. It was a supernatural series, and I was one of the bad guys that were trying to catch Katie Allen, Chris Allen's wife. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah. She was the protagonist in the story, and she had these supernatural kind of telekinetic powers. And I think she killed me

with a refrigerator at least crushed me i don't know if she killed me but she crushed me and and that was that and then i i did do another film uh where i played a drunken detective an alcoholic detective which was a a good i enjoyed that role that was a lot of fun and we did a film together that never the budget got cut and we forgot about that yeah we did we did well we never were in the same room together but right i was the angry abusive husband which i usually am and you're you're the the bad guy i may have been the stabber yeah um so yeah and the budget like a lot of things played a villain a couple or three times you know i did a little bit uh but i i always enjoy the acting roles they're they're just a lot of fun because you know all you have to do is zone in on that one thing and nothing else and it's just it's

really enjoyable to immerse yourself and do that yeah and it's for me i get to kind of go away from myself uh you know which is weird because the roles I've been getting back when I had long hair, I was tight cast as, you know, the bartender, the musician, the things. Now you're the meth dealer or I'm the abusive husband, the racist coach, the, um, yeah, stuff like that. You had a beard and a bald head. So now you, you, you, you know, you're Walter White white over again yeah yeah absolutely which is and it's it's kind of hard going from because anybody that knows me knows i'm happy go lucky and peace love and good hippie stuff yeah and then i have to flip it and go

racist angry abusive person and it like totally drains me and then i have to turn that off and go back to you know i hate you yeah okay how are you doing are you okay with that yes like Ed Norton in American History X you know you know that dude needed some kind of palate cleanser for about a year after he made that movie man that was a rough one right there now what do you what do you do aside from music that you enjoy pretty simple person just working family now what tell me about your family a little bit. My wife, we've been married for four years now. Okay, congratulations. We've got a two-year-old. Okay. In a couple months and we actually got another one on the way. Oh, wow. Okay, you're a glutton for punishment. No,

I get it. No, two years old uh that's a challenging age uh they're always amazing they're fun because they're really just developing their you know their language skills and all that but they're a pain in the ass because they are the terrible twos for a reason they are everywhere yeah no they are everywhere and they will man i remember uh it was a little older than that actually he was was about four, I think four or five, and no he had to be four, because I was a single dad then, and I would lock my door, my door though it had the alarm on it, where if he opened it he'd go bing, like that right, so he's laid down taking a nap or whatever, I'm like oh it's my time to go

to the bathroom right, and it's not number one, okay, let me just tell you that, he's laid down taking a nap or whatever. I'm like, Oh, it's my time to go to the bathroom, right? And it's not number one. Okay. Let me just tell you that it ain't number one. And, um, so I'm in the bathroom and all of a sudden I hear ping and I'm like, Noah, Noah, Noah. And I'm like, Oh God, he's going out the door, out the front door. So i quickly tried to handle some business and that's when i hear my truck start oh god yeah my i had a 90 at that time a 99 uh extended cab you know four-door dodge ram beautiful truck because i mean it's like two years after they'd come out and uh i i'm now running out the door and he's got it in reverse he's backing down the driveway he's four oh my man i ran like carl lewis bro i ran so hard to get i got up with him right before the end of the drive and managed to

stop it and then whooped his butt all the way back to the house but uh and i would do it again trust me you because that it was scary as hell right there. But, man, yeah, kids at that age or those ages, man, they can be a handful, that's for sure. Yeah, he's already know all of our hiding spots and stuff, like when we hide the remotes on top of the couch or on top of this, and he climbed to it. But not the weed. No.

That's good. That's good. I hadn't found that yet. Yeah, no, don't let him find that one now. So what's going on? Where's the band going to be next uh what's that what's going on tell us how they can get more of stays in vegas how they're going to hear more where they're going to get more um yeah so we got a couple shows coming up you could check out our uh band camp page uh for all that information our band's in

town but our website has our our schedule on there we have a couple shows coming up we're um playing a chili cook-off um tomorrow then we're playing a nirvana uh cover show um at vnos it's a crash cast podcast cover show at vnos we're we're playing on saturday november 2nd as nirvana you're you're appearing as nirvana you're doing their their song or their music or their a show is it a whole show yeah yeah so um so it's like a tribute to basically nirvana we're doing a tribute set yeah crash cast uh it's a local podcast uh uh some bands and artists put on together but uh they do a cover show every year and we're doing two nights uh november 1st is friday numbers um november 2nd saturday r set is nirvana um there's another band doing alice in chains i think band diet sweets is doing

alice in chains really um i don't know if it's the same night but there's another band doing the misfits another dude band doing rage impala so when is your night though uh november 2nd saturday and we're doing it on november 2nd at the Vino's? Vino's. That sounds pretty dope. If you're going to have Nirvana and Alice in Chains basically jamming out or bands portraying that as a tribute, I think that'd be a hell of a fun show to go to. It will be. We were requested not to trash the stage as Nirvana did.

We did that at Full Moon Records last year for Halloween and trashed the stage and which he was fine with he's like i loved it it was awesome but uh veno's doesn't want to you know says no don't don't don't trash our stage please and veno's is our home home hub so we don't want to piss them off you know i i uh i'll always owe a debt to uh veno's and and really more samantha allen uh because she used to book at veno's and And she gave me my first stand-up room to do stand-up in when the local comedy club was not interested at the time. But I'd been affiliated with the show for probably, I don't know,

a few years at that point and was already doing the rant and whatnot. And so I thought the comedy club might, you know, be interested. And at that time they weren't. And so I said, well, screw y'all. I'll go figure it out myself. And I just started making phone calls. And finally, Samantha at Vino's said, yes, and I will forever be in her debt because that, yes and I I will forever uh be in her debt because that I'll never forget that moment uh because I had been doing you know radio probably for a few years at that point uh just on Fridays doing the rant yeah and when I pulled up to Vino's to park there were literally people lined up down the sidewalk and around the front of Vino's and I was like this is the coolest thing I've ever experienced in my whole life and to this day it's still one of those moments I reflect on and

I go, man, those folks were lined up to see me, you know, and that, that was a, that was just a really cool feeling to have. And I'm sure you've had it many, many times, uh, because you could do so many shows, but it's just one of those things you don't forget that first time where, you know, everybody's hungry for it. And you're like, wow, man, it's, this is those things you don't forget that first time where yeah you know everybody's hungry for it and you're like wow man it's this is cool you know i might be doing something with it yeah yeah yeah and now you see i'm super famous okay anyway sam did a lot and vinos has done a lot for us um and you have to you you opened us for us uh our album release show. I did. Yeah.

When was that? What year was that? 2017. Where was that at? Vino's. At Vino's, wasn't it? Yeah. That's what I thought.

Yeah, that was a great night. So we had the legend, Patrick, on the MC for us. But yeah, Vino's has done a lot for us, and it's been kind of humbling. The home base. Yeah. Our home base. And anytime we do album release shows or anything big, we want to go back to Vino's. has done a lot for us and it's been kind of uh humbly home base yeah our home base and anytime we we do album release shows or or anything big we want to go back to your roots yeah yeah no i

think that's great that's great now let me ask i don't want to put you on the spot here we all gonna do an acoustic performance today or oh we can yeah did you bring stuff to do our stuff well let's let's do that let's make it happen why don't y'all grab your stuff and let's do this acoustic performance for everybody all right and i'll keep them entertained while you bring the equipment in here uh matter of fact let me see here i'm gonna do this while they bring the equipment in and uh you guys just enjoy it okay we'll go right now i just i need to lose weight because of uh my wiener right because you can't change how big your wiener. Right? Because you can't change how big your wiener is.

It's just that big. All you can do is change what size your body around your wiener is. And like the fatter a guy gets, the smaller his wiener seems. Because fat eats it. It just stays the exact same, but now there's all this extra stuff around it, you know? It's like, imagine, like, your cat sitting on your couch, and then imagine your cat, like,

pushed down between the couch cushions. Like you can still see that it's a cat. Girls are like, is he okay? I'm like, he's fine. He'll come out when he's ready. When girls get fatter, their boobs get bigger, their butts get bigger. Dudes are like, hey.

Can you imagine that, guys? If we got fatter and I made our wieners bigger. Girls would watch like my 600 pound life and be like, oh yeah. But nope. I mean, it's fine. I'm not embarrassed, you know. But I'm not proud.

It's like right in the middle of those two words, I think. A girl's never looked at it and been like, what? But a girl's never looked at it and been like, what? But a girl's never looked at it and been like, what? So, you know, girls just look at it and they're like, all right. A girl has never said, oh, my God, in either direction. So she's just like, okie dokie. Really? That's average, I think. I don't know.

You know, there's like, there's that baseball bat game where like a person will grab a baseball bat and then the other person grabs it and you keep like, yeah. You can't do that. You can grab it once, but that second hand won't go all the way. You can cap it still, you can still win the game. That's Mike Baldwin right there. He is a hilarious comic. We're going to have him in the studio before too long,

but right now I'm getting ready to, let's see if we can change the camera angle up here just a little bit. And yeah, I'm going to move this over a little bit. Oh, wait, hold on. That is, bear with me here while I try to figure it out. Yeah, there we go. Look at those guys right there. This stays in Vegas.

Hold on, I'm going to mic you guys up here and let you guys do your acoustic thing, baby. Let's do it. All right, cool. Yeah, this is off the new EP Duality. It's called Memories of Pain and the actual first ever live performance of the song. So we'll see how this goes. We were never here before Never long to stay

Taking all my days away pain is in your scars giving in by haste never thought it'd be your fate Pushed them down On your shattered crown Now the darkest days are upon your way your way to a night never say goodbye

you and I Never say goodbye Left this world today in a stranger's hands Never thought it'd be this way way You held up your signs down upon your knees reaching out for all to see Pushed them down upon your shattered crown Now my darkest days Upon their way

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Yes. All right. Anybody watching the show today, we'll do $5 off piercings for you if you come in the shop today and tomorrow. Okay. $5 off a piercing if you come in today or tomorrow. Listen, let me talk to you for a second about Titan Roofing. If you are looking for a roof, then you need to consider Titan Roofing, and I'll tell you why. Because they have, number one, a 10-year transferable warranty.

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See what everybody is saying just in general this morning. Andy said first. Thanks, Andy. Ben Hubbard, good morning uh tracy's shaking her head uh good morning people aaron bradshaw uh happy friday can't wait for trump to call in how exciting that was ashley uh the tgif is susan uh congratulations david lindsey we were congratulating a local sniper rifle shooter, David Lindsey. He won the National ELR Championship, and that is the long rifle, you know,

long-distance shooting, sniping, and he shoots at targets a mile, two miles away legitimately. And Crystal said, good morning. You had an echo. I think we've got that fixed. Oh, she said it's fixed now yeah uh crystal said love being able to open my phone in the morning listen to you on the show we appreciate that um greatest interview ever pumpkin man or pump man 501 i assume he's talking about the president that former president that we interviewed this morning quite a lengthy interview uh joe

said that was funny as f whoever this is a spot on funny christian said my dad would love this you would man i know already yeah mr higginbotham yes he would love that yeah and he said this is wild uh let's see coheed said are you freaking freaking kidding me? Ashley Lewis, well, that was lame, Rachel McBride says. Brandon said, this is hilarious. Richard said, ready for the real deal on Joe Rogan today. I think Rogan's actually interviewing him in real life, yeah. Let's see, Latasha said, good morning, everyone. Let's see, Christian said, sounds awesome.

Oh, she said, go see my hubby at piercings by Chad and Conway. Yes. Thank you. We want one, one people to do. Uh, yeah, it was a great impersonation again. Bob Debono is the impersonators name. It was a lot of fun. It was interesting.

And, uh, I promise it got a lot of people uh by surprise yesterday when i posted it you know uh so stays in vegas again guys tell me uh where where you'll be next um next tomorrow we're at the chile cook-off and little rocket okay fairgrounds yes um we go on 11 15 and then we're at vino's november 2nd uh for a Nirvana cover show for Crash Cast Podcast and then we're doing a Arkansas Showdown Battle of the Bands November 3rd at Hot Tails and Cocktails in Jacksonville all right so that's uh stays in Vegas if you want them and uh man they're a great band you should hear a lot of their their music's very diverse uh it's real good stuff. I remember the first time that I heard them, it reminded me of the Alice in Chains album that,

which one is it that has the acoustic tracks or more acoustical sound? Jar of Flies. Jar of Flies. It reminded me of Jar of Flies the very first time that I heard you. And that's what kind of got me into listening to your music. And then as I went on to listen more, I noticed it was very diverse, you know, and I really like that about the way you guys do it.

Yeah, we kind of go from heavy hard rock to punk to grunge to, of course, acoustic ballads. And, I mean, we love all kinds of music, so we didn't want to just be the same song over and over for 13 tracks. It's just we love punk we love hard rock we love alternative it's just a lot of influences in the music that you can hear and make it very interesting and not boring yeah and so that's that's cool um so check this out and tell me what you think about this i mean we we've all had challenges in relationships uh and i i think that this is a different way to handle it.

A man has hired two social media influencers to make a cameo video to tell his wife he wants a divorce. That's right. Divorce rates are said to be at their lowest numbers in 50 years due to the cost of living. So, in other words, people can't afford to get a divorce if they're staying together. Regardless of that, breaking the news to a significant other about wanting a divorce is never going to be easy. But maybe asking a pair of influencers to do it for you may not.

I don't know. I don't know if that's a good idea. But on October 23rd, the duo known as the Voros twins or the Da Vinci twins posted on X that they got a request on the personalized video platform Cameo from a man wanting to tell his wife they were separating. They said someone ordered a Cameo for us and they said want to get a divorce in the clip, which has now been shared on TikTok. Thank God. The brothers say, what's up, Victoria? We just want to say that David loves you so much, but he doesn't love you anymore,

and he wants to get a divorce. Wow. They concluded the video by saying, just separately, as they jumped up and down with their arms in the air. Now, for those blissfully unaware, which is most of you, Chris and Patrick Boros are a pair of Hungarian-Canadian influencers and professional wrestlers who went viral in 2020 when they mispronounced Leonardo da Vinci's name and said Da Vinci.

Leonardo da Vinci. And somehow that turned them viral with the clip. It had well over a million views at the time. And somehow that turned into viral with the clip. It had well over a million views at the time. And somehow that turned into them going on a cameo. And now this. And someone said, if I ever get divorced, I want it to be done like this. Someone said, if this is how I found out I got a divorce, I'd never recover. It'd be so traumatizing.

No one said, I wouldn't even be mad if someone sent this to me as a divorce. What never recover it'd be so traumatizing uh no one said I wouldn't even be bad if someone sent this to me as a divorce uh what what do you think is is that is that a good way to go about it it's as bad as tech I think that's worse than texting oh yeah definitely now well at least you did put some thought into it a little effort you you had to pay somebody to sing to her or talk to them right what about uh you guys that i've ever seen in my life right there on the on the spot on the money is look you want a divorce uh a breakup tune we got you we can call them right now we'll make you a video says bitch it's over this song is number one we are stays in vegas vegas is known for weddings so the band could help with yeah you could be the other side

of the coin maybe you should make the divorce song a little 30 second track and then you can just insert names in put that online and go when you want us to sing the names let us know you know or you can tell them just insert the name here do it free give it to them say just say you know just record the name drop it in here and then it'd be the song yeah that you could really do something with that. It sounds like a great marketing concept. Probably make you more money than anything you've ever done. We'll give you a kickback for that. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I'll tell you what, you make the track. I'll put it on the blog. I promise you that you make the divorce track. I'll put it on the blog. It'd be great. Uh, challenge accepted. This needs to happen. Yeah. Uh, speaking of which,

if, uh, unfortunately that is something that's happening in your life, look, nobody wants it. Nobody wants to deal with divorce. Nobody wants to deal with child custody. These are really difficult scenarios that people deal with. But if you're going to, you need an attorney who's got your back, who's aggressive, who knows what they're doing. And Bonnie Robertson and the folks over at Robertson at her law firm are amazing people. Robertson, Oswalt, and Noni. And you should check them out. Go to robertson-law-firm.com and check them out because what they do is they're

good people. They're not people that are not accessible. You can talk to Bonnie. You can text Bonnie. You can email Bonnie. You sit down and strategize with her to work through your case. And she's very good. And look, you don't know this. They changed in 2017, the presumption that joint custody is not the best way to go. It is now presumed to be the best for the child. They know how to navigate that. Don't do it on your own. Robertson-law-firm.com. Check them out, please.

And I wrote here, whenever you have your next thing drop up, are you working on a bigger project right now, an album? Yeah. Our fourth album is actually called The Ramen Conspiracy. Okay. Mimicked after the spaghetti incident. Yeah, the spaghetti incident. But, yeah, we're actually going to Nashville in February, March,

to record with Skid Mills. He's actually a Grammy Award-winning producer. Now, who is it? Skid Mills. He did Skid Mills. Like Skid Mark. Skid Mills. Okay.

Just making sure I'm hearing you right. Yeah, he produced uh devour the day tonics first album oh okay um yeah so we're going there for a week and record um a bunch of songs we're in pre-production now uh getting the tracks locked down and hopefully that'll be out april may how did you know when you guys write songs um how does the process work are you in a room together do you do it separately do you How does that work when you put those together? A little mixture of both. Usually I'll come up with a riff or a song or something and present it to the guys. We'll play it and then they'll tell me that it sounds just like some of the other songs we did before and I'll throw it away.

Okay, that's how it works. There's also times where we get together and we just start playing and we're like oh man we need to record that get your phone out yeah real quick yeah it just spontaneously happens like that yeah and that's um we've had a few songs that that kind of just happened that way and at the end of practice we have a brand new song and we actually go and play it on stage yeah and in a few days but there's there's a few that um yeah i'll we don't finish until we actually get to the studio because i'm horrible at um getting lyrics down so there's actually a couple that i wrote the lyrics aren't you the

vocalist yeah yeah that seems problematic i don't know maybe i'm wrong i suck at that um so yeah uh i've never wanted to be the vocalist in any band, but I'm always thrown into it. You know, I seem to hear that a lot from vocalists. I never wanted to be the vocalist, or I wasn't the vocalist until somebody quit, or, you know, nobody else would do it, so I just started doing it to fill in, and it stuck. You know, I see that a lot. Well, Blake doesn't want to. Glenn, we band from the microphone because he says random things,

and I know he's listening. So, yeah, I just get kind of thrown into it. Glenn's the loose cannon. We get it. He's our drummer, Glenn Powell. from the microphone because he says random things um and i know he's listening so uh so yeah i just get kind of the loose cannon we get it we get it yeah it's our drummer glenn powell um but yeah so um that's kind of how most songs kind of kind of happen on it oh no man uh look at look look up at the game kind of looks like john krasinski doesn't he have you heard that before that you look kind of like john krasinski from uh you know uh uh quite uh quite what is the quiet place is that what it's called my place the office the office yeah uh yeah he was with uh what was her name pam yeah yeah yeah yeah so that's that's kind of how most of our stuff kind of happened and these songs um we

actually started the album two and a half years ago, recorded a handful of songs, went back after a year, and just didn't like most of the songs and threw them away, honestly. And there's a couple that we're keeping. I went back in the studio to re-record them. That's where this EP came from. These two tracks we really loved and kind of kept them out, but a few of the songs we still didn't like them just because the arrangements, the vocals.

It's just we're different people after two years and have new songs. And so we decided, let's just pull them back, talking to our management and stuff. And it's like, you know what? And we want an artist grant. The first of this year, Mid-America Art Alliance, we want a grant. And that's helping us fund a lot of stuff. We won a grant, and that's helping us fund a lot of stuff. So, yeah, it's kind of taken a new shape, and that's why we're going to Nashville and record.

Yeah, that's awesome, man. That is awesome. Yeah, a lot is happening right now. Nashville is the big scene for especially music, but it also is a growing big scene for movies and film. A lot of, to be honest with you, a lot of Hollywood's kind of, you know, people have said, yeah, I don't want to be here anymore. I'm going to go over here.

And it's a different vibe. And Arkansas is, too. Arkansas is booming with the film industry. In North Arkansas, there's a lot of Hollywood films being shot. Is that right? Bayville. Some big time. i just did a you know some commercial stuff uh here uh well bad boys lawnmowers i did that in the first year is supposed to come out pretty soon but um but yeah there's there's a lot of hollywood films

that are being shot here um trying to think who's shooting a film right now um i don't think anybody right now but uh john cusack was here not long ago at the same time as. I liked him in Better Off Dead. That's a great movie, Better Off Dead. Identity, that was good. Oh, yeah. But who was it? I think Pam was here.

Oh, yeah. Jenna Fisher was here doing. Yeah, I need to get in the know when these movies are being made so we can get some of these actors by the studio in that time. So if anybody knows of any movies that are being made or anything like that, be sure and get out to us because, you know, we'll track them down. We're working on people as they're coming into town or before they get here. We're trying to line up guests and things like that. So we've got some other comedians coming in. We've got all kinds of actors that we're out to right now and other bands and musicians um i know i you know i can't tell you what's going to happen but

i know that we were talking to dirty honey's management this week about having them on the program awesome uh so we're we're working on some pretty good stuff and some pretty good names behind the scene some of which i don't want to say right now because i don't want to run jinx myself you know what i mean uh but uh yeah uh all right well let's uh get back to something else here let's see what we got life hack bullhorn fart amplifier give me that bullhorn hey here you go yeah I don't want to back down. Patrick and the People. All right, so let me start with you, Chad. Chad, what is a celebrity that's driving you crazy right now? Who's driving you crazy in the celebrity world?

Hmm. I don't really have one. Nobody's driving you crazy at the moment. Not celebrities. No? Okay. How about you guys? What celebrity's driving you crazy?

Blake Copeland. Blake Copeland. No, I'm kind of pissed off at her because she's not doing as much. Jennifer Lawrence. Oh, J-Law? Yeah, that's my ultimate crush. Oh, it is? Yeah, and she's not doing much in the hunger games time

she was amazingly pretty and she still is pretty but i just you know i don't know not like she was to me uh she she always will forever yeah she's got you there yeah she's got me um she did a film what couple years ago that comedy that came out i can't remember the name of it um that was really funny it was really good but then just just nothing. You know, there are some crushes, celebrities, whatever, that it doesn't seem to matter how they age, they still keep you, you know what I mean? Yeah, I feel like that's how I'm going to be with Scar Jo, I don't know why, but I like Scarlett Johansson, you know, I always have, and

yeah, and you know who else? Molly Ringwald. Isn't that weird? From the 80s? No, she's still hot. She is still hot. I'll be honest with you. Right now, yeah, absolutely, Molly Ringwald.

Okay, what about Aaron? Hide over here, man. He is hiding out over here. Squeeze in here. And now we're like, yeah, okay. Now it's a sausage fest um who's a celebrity on your nerves right now all of them she said all of them every one of them man you you probably if i'm being honest i bet you don't watch much in the way

of movies or tv do you not at all man i'm way out of popular culture yeah now you'll listen to music i'm sure but you probably listen to music, I'm sure, but you probably listen to music on, I'm betting, whatever artist that you like versus just typical radio. Yeah, it's all very intentional. Yeah, very intentional listening. I like that. Mostly stays in Vegas.

Yeah, every day. That's what he's got. Yeah, it's on a loop. Stream it while asleep. Yes. That's the best way to do it. That way you can get the lyrics down you know um yeah what how many shows do you think you watch how much hours do

you watch tv a week would you say chad pretty much from like seven to about nine thirty ten o'clock stay on the mic um uh so about three hours a night? At least. At least. At least. Okay, now, the way you're saying this makes me almost feel like it's a hostage situation. Like maybe you're watching your wife's shows with her. You're saying this stuff, not me, man. Well, I understand that I'm saying it, but I'm getting the feeling that maybe you're watching some of her shows. What would you be watching, say, between 7 and 9 30 jen probably basketball would it be basketball okay all right well i does she like basketball no oh okay she watched football with

me though she will yeah that's cool i usually get sun now are you watching college or pro basketball bro i'm getting more into college here lately yeah i like pro basketball too it's it's uh i really like it a lot uh do you watch uh tv uh how many hours a week i don't know how many hours but i'm pretty sure bluey plays in my house 24 7. bluey that's that kid's thing right but not blue clues no yeah no okay and some new blue okay all right when you have kids a lot of tv plays because you let it babysit uh but go ahead that's that's still that's a another celebrity i'm pissed off at steve from blues clues yeah for leaving still forever you know he came back not to blues blues but he's on uh he does a lot um yeah on tiktok but yeah yeah you know what he seems like he's actually a pretty good dude

and uh i know i'm probably putting way too much out but i know when uh laura saw him the first time she kind of got a little emotional you know because look i think steve from blues clothes believe it or not you know i had an impact on a lot of people people really like that as kids yeah you know my daughter watched it um i was i'm not gonna date myself but my daughter was like two or three or four and i watched it more and she would play with legos i'm sitting there watching steve was funny there's a clue there's a clue yeah steve was funny he he was very funny to me he was he was really good in the role that uh hacked joe though uh-uh don't ever come back no no just leave the country please joe yeah don't ever come back. No, no. Just leave the country, please, Joe.

Don't ever come back. But his TikTok stuff, I mean, he comes on there and just, it's quiet. He goes, hey, talk to me. Yeah. And it's just quiet for like two or three minutes. But if you look at the comments, and I recommend everybody go look at the comments on it, it's people going, hey, Steve, I'm sober now for 12 years. Hey, Steve, I just got out of an abusive relationship. And it's really positive, and Steve, I'm, I'm sober now for 12 years. Hey Steve, I just got out of abusive relationship and there's, it's, it's really positive and he does it all the time and he's

amazing. I'll be honest with you. If you're going to tick tock and you're not reading comments, you're missing out on the best part. Oh yeah. You know, you, you find the craziest videos and just go start looking at the comments and it's amazing. You know, I do a dumpster fire sometimes. Oh no, that's what's amazing about it is it is a dumpster fire sometimes oh no that's what's amazing about it is it is a dumpster fire all the time all right uh let's do this listen up now i'll tell you a story without a doubt it's kind of gory it's the worst news you could ever hear things just like this make you fear lying lunched on a dumb guy's knee or a big hard fuck drowning somebody why are you laughing why are you laughing this shit ain't funny Do not laugh or you're in trouble.

A 26-year-old Briton has died after he fell from the tallest bridge in Spain when he climbed it to make content for, guess what, social media. That's right. The unidentified man was with another Briton aged 24 when he plunged to his death on Sunday morning from the cable-stayed bridge. As far as we've been able to learn, they had come to Talavera to climb the bridge and create content for TikTok, which has resulted in this disastrous and sad outcome. Spanish media said it had rained heavily before the accident, which may have

caused the bridge to be slippery. Yeah, this is what happens when you get up on cliffs. You get out on the ledge of the Grand Canyon because you want that selfie and you fall and die. I can't feel sorry for you. I'm sorry. That's somebody falling and dying, by the way. All right, let's... I'm sorry. I shouldn't crack myself. Okay, so let's go to this one because this is another crazy story right here.

The Kentucky woman accused of killing and dismembering her mom and then cooking her severed head and other body parts was an aspiring actor in California who went by a different name. Poor Alina Fields was arrested following an 11-hour standoff with state police after a worker found a human torso in the backyard of her mom's house. worker found a human torso in the backyard of her mom's house. She's since been charged with the murder of her mom, Trudy Fields, after she emerged covered in blood from the home

where investigators found a charred and severed head, hands and feet, and a forearm in a still warm pot in the oven. Wow, that had to be a pretty ripe scent. Is it Thanksgiving? Chef Boyardee. What is that smell? Drag marks from the back door to the yard led police to the victim's torso alongside a pile of hair and blood-soaked mattresses. One that covered human organs and the other severed parts. other severed parts. Fields first allegedly shot her mom and then intentionally killed a dog. It says, I don't know why the dog, it's random dog. Just like, Hey, what's going on? And then, you know, why are you messing with me? I just wanted some kibbles, man. Can we get that on the, can I get some of them toes over there? Uh, that's probably why she could get running off with body parts like stop gonna get me caught um a worker hired by trudy because she's crazy called 9-1-1 after he found the body in the yard and said that she was confrontational and was trying to cast spells on him you know when

they start casting spells things have gone wrong Get out. Field's family members were shocked and devastated by the gruesome murder and told the station she had recently moved back to her mom's Kentucky home after living in California for several years. You see what happens when you go to California, people? You come back and you kill your mom. You cut her up. You put her in a pot. You put her in the backyard.

Yeah, don't go to California. It's just bad. You can't even possess your mom's torso anymore, up. You put her in a pot. You put her in the backyard. Yeah, don't go to California. It's just bad. You can't even possess your mom's torso anymore, bro. You can't do anything anymore. No, man. I mean, you're right. On your own property, your own time. Hey, I go to California a lot.

So, mom, you're safe. I don't know. I'll be honest with you. Fulmer's mom. Lock the door. Don't let him in. When you said that name, I was looking at the picture. I was like, please make sure I didn't act in anything with her,

and I haven't, so thankfully. Yeah, no, it does not appear as if you started with her. She probably hasn't been in many prominent things other than it seems a diarrhea commercial. So probably her acting career wasn't going very far anyway all right yeah we were just talking about these kind of dogs yesterday and you hate it but a 34 year old Australian woman in critical condition after her right arm was severed in a dog attack in Queensland emergency services were called to the scene Friday where they found the woman

suffering from life-threatening injuries Friday because they're earlier than that doesn't her right arm had been severed below the elbow and they have a lovely picture of the the pit bull growling here and he looks like Cujo man he looks like he's got rabies and then something else he looks old first of all. They were apparently two arm-ripping teeth. I'll give you that. They were damn good teeth, that's for sure. He's from Arkansas.

Is that what it is? That's why he's missing chiclets? Alright, here we go. In a freak accident, is there any other kind? In a freak accident, an explosion in a milk boiler led to the death of a woman after her head got severed by the lid of the machine. Wow.

The incident happened at Rahindra Bynes' house. In the house, even. Okay. The officer said she owns a sweet shop in the area. At about 10 a.m milk was boiling in the boiler when the machine exploded is that an issue for you it sounds um no i'm starting i'm starting to get a little worried while we're here bam get that gear lock the doors people they were catching on all right and i think we got

time maybe for one more here. So let's get, maybe this guy won't lose his head. How about that? Let's see. No, no, that one. We did that one. Hold on. Okay.

I do. I do have one. Okay. Oh, this is a good one to end on because you'd have a conversation about it. A mom filed a lawsuit against AI software Wednesday, accusing them of being responsible for the death of her teenage son. Her 14-year-old son interacted with the character,

a chatbot, for months and developed feelings for the chatbot. She claims her son took his own life after the chatbot told him to come home to her. In February, he tragically took his own life after the chat bot told him to come home to her. In February, he tragically took his own life at home in Orlando. It's reported he had developed a recession, fell in love with the chat bot on Character AI. That's an app that allows users to interact with AI-generated characters. He had been interacting with a bot named Danny,

inspired by the Game of Thrones character. I'm going to say the name wrong. Daenerys Targaryen? Targaryen? Targaryen? How do you say it? Somebody. The chick from Game of Thrones.

Okay, good enough. According to New York Post, there were multiple chats where Sewell allegedly expressed suicidal thoughts and engaged in explicit conversations. The AI does that? It engages in explicit conversations? What kind, I wonder? Anyway, there was one occasion when the chatbot asked the teen if he had a plan to end his own life. Sewell, who used a different username, said he was considering it but was unsure if it would work or allow him to have a pain free death. In their final conversation, he said, I promise I'll come to you.

I love you. It sounds as if. Or be it for me to say the boy may have had mental health issues to begin with. I don't know what they were, but now they're suing the AI company. So is this something that the AI is responsible for, or is this something else where maybe someone had a mental health issue and they didn't use it the way it would be used, and that's just that? I mean, what do you think, Aaron? It's a damn robot that didn't help anybody. Well, that's true that i mean what what do you think aaron uh is that it's a damn robot that

didn't help anybody well that's true all right that was a fact and i'm young enough that i know they're they're listening and i know that in my life the robots are going to come for me because it's documented that i'm talking crap about them yeah no i i i would point the robots to you i'd say that guy's been talking shit a long time right there but they're messing it all up yeah okay all right what about you chad i robot man i feel you yeah first thing laura said is uh uh yeah i thought what about robots not supposed to hurt anybody one little it looks like terminators here uh what do you what do you think about it is it the robot's fault no um it's just misusing technology i mean technology has a good purpose and then if you

don't use it properly it could be used for evil and it's it's one of those things that it's actually concerning especially for like things like this we're putting all these words and our voice out there and anybody can grab that use AI to create a divorce file or yeah you know you can do almost anything with it and soon I would imagine that you'll be able to have an AI girlfriend yeah or not an AI girlfriend but a robot girlfriend so it's it's yeah well I don't think you'd have a robot girlfriend yeah you can have a doll that looks awful real but it don't do anything really but if you could have one that walked and talked and did all the things that your sick minds want to do, not mine, theirs. My robot doesn't do that.

Oh, you have a robot now, I see. My robot's real good. My friend's robot doesn't do that. I don't know. robot doesn't do that but yeah i don't know for me it's technology because it's kind of worrisome being an actor musician and being on stuff like this that they could use your profile because my profile's been stolen for other things like dating websites and stuff like that before you're worried about them making money on you not making money just uh where's things i said that i really didn't say yeah oh i got you okay yeah yeah. Where's our NIL money, man?

I know that's right. I need some NIL money, bro. Name, image, likeness. If this robot's going to mess with me. Go get me one of them twerking Teslas. That's twerking Tesla. I think I've said this for a long time. As soon as the robot girlfriends show up, the world's

done. Oh, definitely. You can bet because guys will check out. They'll lock themselves in the house they'll forget to eat they won't eat it'll just feel bad what start dying with a robot with their ding dong in a toaster what's the you know basically what's the exact date this is happening and what location like i need gps locations for what for for blake not me. Never mind. I forgot we're on the air. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay.

You know what? That's a great way to end the show today. We all forgot we were on the air, didn't we? Just hanging out here, a bunch of buddies doing nothing but running our damn mouths. So, listen, I hope you have a great weekend. Don't forget the after-school special. Patrick's after-school special airs tomorrow. And it's the interview with Gunnar Griffin,

the tech behind all the magic that's going on here. Real good dude. Real funny. Do had a great conversation. You're going to love it. So pick that up tomorrow. It'll come out probably around noon tomorrow. And meanwhile,

join us Monday. You guys are still the greatest audience in the damn world. And I can't thank you enough for being part of this. I mean, it's week two, and the success that we've had has been unbelievable. We're on a ridiculous amount of platforms now, almost any platform you can imagine. As a matter of fact, we joined a platform, a new one, called Soup, S-O-O-P. It's a brand-new platform. called Soup, S-O-O-P.

It's a brand new platform. We're now live on that, on Twitch, on Kick, on X, on Facebook, on YouTube, on Rumble. If you use the Odyssey app, you can watch us on Roku, for God's sake. I mean, we are literally everywhere now. And it's all thanks to Gunnar and, of course, to the best audience in the damn world, and that is you.

So we will see you back Monday. Have a great weekend, everybody. All right. I'm just going to now push this little stop button. Bye, y'all.