Patrick and the People - The Best of Patrick and the People: Bob DiBuono & Tricia Danieli on PATP!

Episode Date: December 27, 2024

Originally Recorded 11/4/2024

you You Let's go Good morning, it is Patrick and the people Welcome to your Monday Man, it's a little bit wet out there But not nearly as bad as it was yesterday Boy, I don't know man, it just just rained all day yesterday, wherever I was. It was the same for you. Yeah, like sideways winds.

Yeah, they stay on it like that right there. There you go. I'm going to push you up a little bit. There you go. Try that. Thank you. Sound better? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Much better. Much better. All right. You know Chad Sledge, the owner of Piercings by Chad in Conway. If you haven't been to see him to get pierced what's going on with you you need a barbell somewhere don't you yeah yeah yeah come see chad he'll take good care of you how y'all doing this morning he'll provide you with a bonus hole maybe two yeah good and right here to my right is amanda the owner of the break room hello good

morning good morning how are you doing i'm good i'm good i got soaked yesterday did you i've seen Right here to my right is Amanda, the owner of The Break Room. Hello. Good morning. Good morning. How are you doing? I'm good. I'm good. I got soaked yesterday. Did you? I did. I've seen the picture.

You saw the picture? Oh, my goodness. I was like wringing water out of my hair and my clothes. I went and did our Goodwill runs because Sundays. Oh, did you? You got your dollar day or whatever. And I went out to the fancy one at Highway 10. And I've been watching the weather because I'm smart. I I'm an adult now yeah and um and I got in there yeah I'm good I'm good and all of a sudden I hear thunder and I was like oh I should probably leave I was checking

out and I saw it anyways it was um yeah I had to go home and change it was ridiculous I gotta tell you uh you know the other day we had a conversation about Goodwill. Yeah. And when I left the studio later, I got a call. And it was my friend at Goodwill. He goes, man, that was so awesome. He said, I really appreciate it. They clipped it and shared it with the entire company. That's amazing. I love that.

I think that's great, man. If you didn't see that, check out our podcast. You can always go over and watch it after we're live uh you can go to iHeart yeah that's right uh you can go to Audible you can go to Amazon you can go to Spotify uh all of those are there I almost spit out my protein shake well you know a little something there you, for you to think about. Yeah. So we've got a great show. We had a great show Friday, by the way, you went and saw Mike and Renard at the Looney

Bin, right? It was so good. It was really, really good. I hope some of y'all out there in Facebook and listening land got a chance to go see them. And if not, just check them out on their socials. I think it was Funny Man, Mike James, and Renard Comedy. They were phenomenal.

Yeah, they were great in the studio. And Friday was such an excellent show. It was. Other than somebody's overzealous attempt to hurt me. What? It'd be this person here. What? He got a big, big, big thing today.

Look, I came in over the weekend and did a little bit of work to set up for a big, big debate, you know, tomorrow's election day. Oh, man. And so your final opportunity to hear from the candidates, I know you wouldn't think it would be this show, right? You might think, hey, it'd be some big news show somewhere. But no, the final debate will happen here this morning between the candidates right about 7 o'clock.

And you're going to want to be here for that because, well, I'm sure they'll have very important things to say. I worked very tirelessly to bring in some outstanding questions that probably you're not going to hear in other places. Absolutely. I'm trying to get down to the real dirt. You understand what I'm saying? It was the last-ditch effort for them to try to show the American people that they really do care about you. Yeah, and I'm sure they will.

All right, let's see who's outrun the Grim Reaper. Okay, how about Ralph Macchio, the Karate kid uh how old do you think ralph is anybody 55 okay i like it 52 okay 62 for the karate kid the karate kid is near social security age all right how old's matthew mcconaughey y'all? 70. Oh, wow. I don't know. Oh, man, probably 58. Okay, you're closer, 54. Okay. All right, all right, all right.

Yeah. Just keep living, man. Your food's on the table. Just keep living. Hey. Uh-oh. You're in trouble. Let's see.

Who else? Heather Tom is 48 now. She's from Stove Poppers. We don't know her. Who's Heather Tom? Yeah, we don't know her who's heather yeah we don't know we don't care hey diddy uh-oh diddy has a birthday celebrate you think he's having a ditty party party you think he's saying that y'all gonna come to the ditty party uh no no no nobody's coming to the ditty party he's the same age as mcconaughey 54. uh let's see who else the reality star jessa duggar is 31 she's won uh 19th of the famous

duggar clan uh reality star crazy person comedian kathy griffin 63. uh jeff probst uh survivor 62. look that dude right there he's an og yeah the host of survivor he is an og reality show host he is a man he's an awesome host he taunts those people non-stop and it's pretty amazing i do like survivor always have i'm watching um right now in the reality land house of villains 2 and richard hatch who won the first survivor and likes to be naked a lot is on there and uh this dude doesn't give a damn he just takes his clothes off in front of anybody and they're all like man please stop dude please yeah i'm just uh you know he doesn't care if you see his man meet and that's fine i mean whatever i guess you know i'm just not the one to say there's some

folks that take issue with that well you know uh let, let's go to Oklahoma where at least 11 people were injured after a weekend of tornadoes and flooding in Oklahoma. Oklahoma City officials said Sunday there were injuries that were non-life-threatening. Nearly 40 structures destroyed, dozens damaged, thousands of customers without power in the region. Governor Kevin Stitt issued an emergency declaration for six counties. It ripped through the town of Harrah, and it was an EF3, according to National Weather Service. So, you know, pretty tough there. Oreo giving fans a holiday treat with a new festive flavor. See, did you?

The limited edition oreo festive cookies uh they feature oreos chocolate cookie top with five holiday themed designs including candy cane gingerbread man penguin snowman and rudolph why i don't know man because they need something to do they're bored well you know kind of guffaw that like i think halloween yeah obviously halloween they had like 40 11 different things color schemes and all this weird flavors i'm like stop it yeah it's just you know what give me just a handful you give me too many i'm just gonna walk away from it it's too many choices i will say that they're gluten-free are fantastic like they actually just taste like regular oreos let's pause here why do we do gluten

free because um i don't like no i'm not but i do have a sensitivity you do have a sensitivity but i didn't how did that happen i don't know i got bread as a kid no i ate a lot of bread pasta bread cereal it's all my favorite. So what does gluten do to one? It bloats me. Really? It may make me a little gassy. Well, if I thought it bloated me, I'd probably stop.

Well, it was uncomfortable. No, I get it. I would too. I'm saying that. I mean, I ate a whole bowl of pasta last night. I asked for extra gluten to make up for you. Grammy award-winning record producer Quincy Jones has died at the age of 91. Don't feel too bad.

He was 91. Yeah. So what happens? Jones was born on the south side of Chicago at age 14. He introduced himself to then 16-year-old Ray Charles, who he cited as inspiration for his own music career. Don't know if it was inspiration for his philandering career. for his own music career. Don't know if it was inspiration for his philandering career,

but Jones began traveling the country on tour with different acts, including the band that supported Elvis. In 61, he became an artist, an A&R director for Mercury Records. Let's see. He worked with every kind of artist you can imagine. I mean, you know, Quincy Jones is one of the greatest producers of all time. Let's see. Okay.

There are some things you just can't do. A Texas mom is facing charges for trying to sell her baby on Facebook. Because why wouldn't you go to Marketplace to sell your baby? I mean, come on now. You know, it's a hard place to sell because people are going to be like, is that baby still available? And then ghost you. And then ghost you immediately. Yeah.

No, the baby is available. Are you interested? Crickets. Crickets. Crickets. Yeah. Yeah. The post was listed.

Drugs are bad. Drugs are bad. It was listed in a group called Birth Mothers Looking for Adoptive Parents. And Juniper Bryson, 21, was in contact with six different prospective buyers she reportedly believed what she was doing wasn't illegal and was instead a different kind of adoption oh yes no that's a different special kind of adoption somebody told her that in jail yeah eventually one of the people she was communicating with reported her to police because she started asking for money. Yeah, no, you can understand.

That seems a little suspect when they ask for money for the baby. No, you can have it for $20,000. Let's see. New fencing up around various locations in D.C. Well, you know why. Do I need to tell you? I'm not going through any more of that. You already know.

All right. Let's see. A new docuseries about Ace of Base is coming. That's all you need to know. tell you i'm not going through any more of that you already know all right um let's see a new docuseries about ace of bases coming that's all you need to know right avoid it yes uh three guests and a dog walk into a fire station not the opening line of a joke oh three goats and a dog even okay apparently members of new bedford fire department engine five spotted a mother goat two baby goats and a dog uh walking up to the station. They worried something would happen.

They corralled the herd and apparently got them all back home safely, so that's good news. Here's a little bit of some other news. Not good in Orlando. Police have released the identities of two men killed in a downtown Orlando shooting on Halloween. Tyreek Hill and Tim Schmidt Jr. killed after midnight Friday during a Halloween celebration. Seven others injured. Gunshots, and you understand how that works. I saw that video. Yeah. Forecasters paying attention to a weather system in the southwest Caribbean. National Hurricane Center has forecast the

system to strengthen to a tropical storm today with potential to become Hurricane Raphael. They don't really know what's going to happen with that yet. It was expected, but restaurant chain TGI Fridays did file for Chapter 11. The company said it's looking for ways to ensure long-term viability. Good luck on that. Good luck getting people to come and eat these days. Thanks to weak demand from several areas, notably China, OPEC has agreed to delay the oil output increase

it had planned for next month. Eight members, along with Russia and other allies, decided to push back the expected increase till January. So what does that mean? Well, it means the gas prices aren't going to drop right now. Yeah. It's not every day a town sees its entire police force resign. That's what happened in Gary, Oklahoma.

Former Chief Alicia Ford wrote on social media, it was a difficult decision, encouraged the town to become acquainted with the city council and to be involved as possible, especially attending the city council meetings. It might be hard since two city council members also resigned, leaving with just one member of the city council. That's it. That's the only person left in the government. What's the population of that city? Oh, I don't know what it is, but it's probably not real big. That one person woke up and went, it's all on me, damn.

They can do whatever they want now. A federal judge ruled yesterday that Iowa can challenge the validity of ballots from potential non-citizens. That's all you need to know. A hero. This is a good story right here. A senior shelter dog who's blind is being called a hero for saving his handler from a rattlesnake during a walk. They were on a walk near Utah's Best Friends Animal Sanctuary and Dan Fishbein guided the dog around to help him avoid running into objects. All of a sudden, the dog pivoted and brought the attention to a rattlesnake on the trail

that he had nearly stepped on. He was surprised at the dog's awareness, despite it being blind. Well, it probably smelled it. I mean, snakes have a pretty pungent scent, but still good for him, because he had eyes and wasn't seeing the snake. So, I don't know what to say about that. I thought it was like the blind leading the blind right uh jonathan pasquale a 50 year old nurse practitioner from vallejo california recently achieved his dream of completing the ironman world championship

despite a terminal cancer diagnosis what's your excuse. Yeah. After qualifying as a legacy athlete, he's completed or yeah, completed 15 Ironman triathlons. He took part in October 26 event in Hawaii. It included a two and a half mile swim, 112 mile bike ride and a marathon run. In 2022, he was diagnosed with a rare cancer that spread to his lungs and bones. He's faced a lot of health challenges, shortness of breath, chronic pain. He said that made training difficult, but he did it. I mean, man, that's not giving up right there. I salute that dude right there.

I mean, I get a cramp, you know, sometimes in the month. I'm like, yeah, I don't think so. Yeah, I'm thinking I could have, you know, like twisted my ankle and I'm out. This dude's got. I can often throw my back out and i'm done for the day terminal cancer and he's the iron man you know come on man uh hey this is great i i think so many people uh that are bangers hard rockers you know metal people okay for the third year in a row the high seas are going to be rocking. Lamb of God has announced Headbangers Boat 2025. No.

They're going to sell it. On a boat? Yes, baby, on a cruise ship on October 31st. That's Halloween 2025. It's going to go until November 4th. The cruise will go from Miami to Cozumel aboard the Norwegian Jewel. And you have to wonder how much space is on that boat

after you see the list of bands joining Lamb of God. They include Clutch, Kublai Khan, Obituary, Devil Driver, Fear Factory, The Black Dahlia Murder, Crowbar, 18 Visions, and Brat will be on board.

I'm going to be honest with you. I know Lamb of God and Clutch, the rest of them. I did not know, but they all have suitable metal names. Yeah, you're just missing one like, you know, Old Abortion or something like that. Oh, there's Fetus, Dying Fetus. Yeah, there's always some crazy ones. There's some insane names out there yeah and their fonts are even more insane i'm like how am i supposed to know who's like it just looks like a

bush right you know not not one of those bushes but you know like a thorn bush a little bit of sports here that you care about over the weekend multiple top 25 ncaa football teams took big O-Ls, including guess who took an L? Do you remember who took an L this weekend, Chad? There was a couple of them. Do you remember the one that people around here might care the most about? Arkansas. Oh, that's right. Arkansas got the hell beat out of them.

Yeah, like they got stomped. How did they not fire Pittman mid-game? I would have walked out and fired him in front of everyone mid-game. Get out. Yeah. Get out. If anybody has some breakable Razorback stuff that they want to process their disappointment on, come on by.

We do have a shelf of Razorback stuff just straight up. Oh, just so you can beat on it. Absolutely. We should have some other teams, too. Oh, we do. Oh, good. Oh, yeah, we do. We don't discriminate. Hope you have the Cowboys can beat on it. Absolutely. You should have some other teams, too. Oh, we do. Oh, good. Oh, yeah. We do.

We don't discriminate. Hope you have the Cowboys in there, too. Absolutely. Yeah. There's another one. They took a L, too. That's shocking. Yeah.

As shocking as the Razorbacks. Pardon me while I yawn. We're going to do it this year. We beat a non-conference team by 7 billion. I cannot wait to see the SEC roll call have y'all followed that cat that comedian which one i'll look him up he does the sec roll call every week oh yeah have you seen no i have to see him though that sounds funny i'll have to find his name okay that's great please do yeah i it was sad to see the game uh so what happens now is this a matter of um i mean clearly the defense isn't

working that's not petrino's fault do they get rid of pitman and move petrino up i think that was the plan from the get-go do you i really do see i wondered to myself and this may not be the case at all but is pitman doing to petrino what houston nut did to Gus Malzahn. You know, like, yeah, they made me take you, but I'm still going to run stuff, and I'm still going to make some calls here. And now that may be the case. I don't know that that's the case, but I'm saying I've seen Petrino's offenses.

It makes sense. Something's going on for sure. Yeah, and then defensively, you can't blame Petrino for that. So, look, I'm going to tell you, I think that Pittman is on very bite of time. As far as other things, hey, Ohio State, the Buckeyes, baby. Yeah, they beat number three, Penn State, 2013. Thank you. Unranked South Carolina beat the hell out of number 10, Texas A&M, 44 to 20. Yeah. I cannot wait to see the roll call when it gets done. That's going to be freaking hilarious.

Texas Tech edged number 11, Iowa State, 23-22. Louisville shut down number 11, Clemson, 33-21. Houston beat 17, Kansas State, 24-19. Number 20, SMU beat down number 18, Pittsburgh, 48-25. Minnesota defeated number 24, Illinois, 25-17. So how did that shift the top five? Well, Oregon is unanimously number one. They're legit, man. That's a legit program right there. Ducks.

Yeah. Number two, Georgia. They're pretty good. I don't know how good. Number three, the Buckeyes. They're good. Yeah, they're good. They're good. Yeah, they're good. They're solid.

Four, Miami. And number five, Texas. Now, the first CFP rankings are going to be released tomorrow evening. I'm sure that everybody will be paying attention to that and not anything else going on tomorrow. Is there anything going on tomorrow? I don't think so. No, it's Tuesday. Taco Tuesday.

Oh, yeah. That's what it is. Taco It's Tuesday. Taco Tuesday. Taco Tuesday. Taco Tuesday. Hey, if you're into strip joints, and who isn't? Absolutely. Los Angeles, one of the top places to be. If you're part of the World Series Championship Dodgers, it's a nice perk. As a thank you

for bringing the championship to LA, the owner of Four Play Gentlemen's Club and Plan B strip club as each member of the team with black VIP cards to both clubs for life. Wow. That's free admission and free VIP booth seating. Oh yeah. In addition, any athlete, staff member or fan showing their Dodger pride, uh, and showing

proof of being a staff member will get free admission and their first drink free and dinner on the house well that must be nice how about some free boobies y'all how well is that strip club doing that they can offer that like it must be pretty decent huh but then again if the athletes are in your club so is everybody else yeah that's true and they can make up for the money you're losing yeah you know i've been to uh our uh one of our adult clubs uh they call it uh what is it the purple hippo now is that right i apologize i'm i'm not as i remember when it was visions but i've been there a few times i've never i. I've never. Was it? Yeah, it was Foxy's at one time.

Oh, okay. I've never seen any celebrities in there or big athletes. They've had some midgets in there before. Like the famous midgets. No, no, no. I mean like. Like actual celebrities. Yeah.

Little people, Chad. Little people. The little guys. I'm sure maybe a couple of our our um athletes may have been in there at some point probably our box probably they probably go in fayetteville i'm sure they do they have clubs there don't they in the day how i don't know back in the day we did have some of the boxers that came through but um back back in the day, primetime. Oh, my goodness. The primetime.

Yeah. At primetime. Oh, paper moon. Yeah. Yeah. They would bring in features. And the features were usually porn stars, adult performers of sorts and everything. And those were always a lot of fun. I bet they those were always big nights a lot of fun

i bet they were a lot a lot of fun here's my one and only prime time story okay i uh i must have been maybe i don't know 21 22 and i worked with a dude named jim busby i don't know oh my god jim busby you know jim busby hell yeah no youby. Yes, I do know Buzz because Buzz was a bartender. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Convertible Cadillac? Yeah. No way. He was a bartender at 70's Club. Are you kidding me? He was a bartender at 70's Club. He was a bartender at Midtown. He's the reason. Well, Maggie's gone, but he's the reason I was getting into Midtown well before my 21st birthday. Well, I can believe that. It's alright, Maggie's gone. Jim was my co-worker. Well, I can believe that. It's all right. Maggie's gone.

Jim was my coworker. Oh, I loved him. I worked for a telemarketing firm. He had a good voice. He had a great voice. And you can imagine I did all right as well. I spent about a decade on the phone doing business. And so anyway, Jim said, hey, man, you ever heard of this stuff called Jaeger? And I was like, no, man, I don't know what that equals.

Man, you got to try some, right? So we go to this bar, and I mean, it's easy to shoot, right? Or it was for me, anyway. I did like four or five of them. And you don't know when you're taking shots and you're sitting down how it is, you know, until you get up. And I got up, and i was like oh man and the world's spinning man and i told him i said man i need you man i gotta go home bro

i need please man i gotta go home and he goes yeah that's fine uh one stop first and i'm like okay because i'm drunk you know and he goes you know what you need you need something to eat you need to get that off your stomach yeah he took me through Wendy's that was bad idea one yeah bad idea two was he pulls up to the prime time and I said Jim come on man I can't go in here and he goes man just for a minute just for a minute it was always just for a minute until the sun came up yeah that dude kept there were four full beers in front of me he should have got a clue I'm not drinking any of them. No. And finally, I went and threw up in the bathroom. And this is how drunk I was, okay? And remember, I was young and much smaller, too. I was literally trying to clean my throat off the floor because I felt guilty. Oh, my God. In the strip club. Yeah. There he is,

old Jim Busby, right there. God, that sure the hell is. I'll be damned. Yep, that sure is. He got me into Backstreet, because it was Backstreet back in the day, and Disco, and I was 18 years old. Jim was always a... He made sure my life was phenomenal from 18 to 21. I'll say this. Jim was always a much bigger guy. He's not, and I don't

mean tall, though he wasn't short, but he was a real big guy. But he was one of the suavest talking big guys you've ever met. I saw that dude who probably doubled my weight do some things you could not believe

could be done by someone of that weight. I was like, man, he was one smooth-talking fool. He sure was. After Saturday's 124-107 loss to the Grizzlies, Philadelphia 76er center Joel Embiid got into a confrontation with a columnist that resulted in some shoving. The reporter in question, Marcus Hayes,

who mentioned Embiid's son and late brother, both named Arthur, while questioning Embiid's professionalism and effort to stay in shape. When reporters came into the locker room, Embiid confronted him saying, the next time you bring up my dead brother and my son again, you're going to see what I'm going to do to you. And I'm going to have to, you're going to have to live with the consequences. I'm going to have to live with them. to do to you and i'm gonna have to you're gonna have to live with consequences i'm gonna have to live with them uh well hayes did offer an apology which mb refused later he said he didn't care what reporters say to which hayes retorted but you do and that's when uh mb started quote raising his voice and the shoving started uh the pr chief for the 76ers got between them, tried to clear the reporters, clear the locker room.

Yeah, I think Embiid felt like he crossed the line and he didn't care. And maybe it wasn't appropriate for him to do that, honestly. But you got to keep your cool because these people try to pimp you. Exactly. The reporters are probably baiting them. That's what they do because all they need is what? One time. One time for you to do that. pimp you. Exactly. The reporter is probably baiting them. That's what they do, because all they need is what? One time. One time.

One time for you to do that. You're canceled. Yeah, look, they got Kelsey over the weekend, didn't they? Yeah, it was horrible too, man. Well, it is horrible. Let me just tell you what happened. One of life's no-brainer rules would seem that you don't taunt a 6'3", 277-pound pro bowler, an offensive lineman.

Get into the wind. An idiot didn't get that memo because idiots are idiots. On Saturday, Kelsey was prepping to appear on college game day before that Buckeye-Penn State game. He was walking to the stadium, and an obnoxious fan asked Kelsey how it felt that your brother's a gay slur for dating Taylor Swift. Well, clearly, Kelsey heard the guy's remark, turned around, grabbed his phone, and slammed it, smashed it into pieces.

And he said, who's the now? They didn't show until later that that guy shoved Kelsey to the ground, too. Did he really? He really pushed him to the ground. After the phone? Before the phone. Before the phone. No, he didn't. Yes, yes, yes. You can see all this stuff on the ground too. Did he really? He really pushed him to the ground. After the phone? Before the phone. Before the phone. No, he didn't.

Yes, yes, yes. You can see all this stuff on the internet now. Really? Love the internet sometimes. It's undefeated. Really? It's undefeated. Yeah.

That was good. Yeah, it's true though. Yeah. But he did though. He just came out and just shoved him from behind. And he hit one knee on the ground. Look, man. Well, I'll fight the guy for Kelsey.

Yeah. He's lucky he didn't get his ass pummeled. He told him he should do that one more time. Yeah. But this is what they look for. I mean, did that one bait, you know, and Kelsey took it. But, I mean, how many things has he walked away from and turned his back on? Well, I'm not disagreeing.

At some point, it's just too much. Right. Some days are the wrong day. Some days are the wrong day. It's the wrong day, and he was the wrong person. They get their period, too. Their myriad? Their myriad.

Yeah, no, they do get their myriad. Their menses. Yeah. I saw that Kevin Durant went off, too, on Stephen A. Smith. He's tired. How hard is that? He's always going off on somebody, man. Well, How hard is it to go off on Stephen Smith anyway? So he's always going off too. He is. He said, yeah, Stephen A., I don't understand how people

even listen to him. He said, I've been in the league for 18 years. I've never seen him at a practice, at a film session, a shoot around. I've never seen him anywhere but on TV talking shit about players. He's a clown to me. He's always been a clown. You can write that. Yeah. So, yeah, I guess he was not happy with what Stephen A was saying about him. Look, you know, I get both perspectives there.

Again, he's taking the bait. But, you know, how many times do you hear it? And, look, Stephen A is sensational. We all know that. I mean, look, he is the bait layer. Yeah. I mean, that's what he does, right? I mean, a lot of people have been mad at Stephen A. Smith over the time.

Oh, yeah. A bunch. Yeah. A lot of top ones, too, like Alvin Iverson. Yes. Who? Alvin Iverson. Oh, Alvin Iverson, yeah.

And then, like, Jordan. He loves Jordan, though. Well, who doesn't love Jordan? Who doesn't? But he's been on my list. You love Jordan, don't you? Oh, man. That's like, I named my son. My son's name is Jordan. Well, who doesn't love Jordan? You love Jordan, don't you? Oh, man. I named my son. My son's name is Jordan.

That's a good call. That's a good call. That's a good call. I'm sad I didn't. Really? Yeah. That's cool. Yeah, that's dope.

All right. Kareem was the man. Yeah, he was. Let's get to some of your comments. Andy said, first again, you were in fact Andy today. Hello, hello. Kristen said, good morning. Good morning. Latasha, he was. Let's get to some of your comments. Andy said, first again, you were in fact Andy today. Hello, hello. Kristen said, good morning. Good morning.

Latasha, good morning, Patrick and the people. What's up, Latasha? What up, little doggie? You said good morning. Ben Hubbard, good morning. Scott Hall and Big Daddy Diesel used to go to Tramps when they were in town. Yeah. Tramps.

Where was that, In Jacksonville? No. Homeboy about to get paid. Almost said Homeboy about to get paid. Yeah, he probably is going to get paid. Did anybody ever go to TJ's in Pine Bluff? No. That was a strip club?

It was. It was a very private membership club. Yeah, very private. Very private membership club. I've heard of some of those very private i was like once i figured out how private it was i was like i gotta go back to a little room it's too private way too private over here yeah now i've been i've been to the vip room uh not there but but i've been there before but i've never uh experienced anything that was you know that level of stuff you know yeah there's a lot of money there to be made I'm certain of that all right let's do something different shall we tonight on an all-new Becky's got crack yo Becky's got crack yo Becky let's hang out girl all right so it's very very very important with

what does it happen in the election yeah tomorrow the election yeah yeah yeah so yeah yeah so listen what what I did is me and my team reached out to the candidates and said listen I know that you probably wanted to end your run, but I've got an audience maybe you haven't gotten to yet, and I've got questions you haven't had yet. And somehow, some way, we got them to agree to be here and to participate in this debate. this with you and I know you're going to love it. Eve. And in front of me, somehow I've managed to get together Kamala Harris and Donald Trump for the final debate before the election. How are you doing this evening? Wonderful. All right. How about

yourself, sir? Well, I'm busy winning. Well, I understand. Let's get right to the questions. It's the answers people want to know. These aren't softballs that we're throwing you. You know what? The United States is beginning to fall behind on education. A lot of this pertains to communication. What can we do to make sure old people know how to use emojis? Kamala, that question for you first. I see, yes. You know, that's one of the things that's so important. You know, that's one of the things that's so important. You know, these older people are having trouble. And this is something that Donald Trump has caused.

And I know that I'm going to win on Tuesday night. And we're going to fix this. We're gonna fix this, okay? All right, come on, Mr. Trump. Well, I have a beautiful, beautiful, you know, a lot of people that are older have a lot of respect for Trump. They happen to like Trump a lot. And when I get back into the White House,

we're gonna sign a new beautiful, beautiful deal, policy, great policy, that people over the age of 65 years old will not be allowed to have a computer whatsoever, nor a phone. And if they are caught with one, with my great law enforcement, they'll be shot. Wow, that I guess would do it. All right, let's move on to the next question here. Well, many of our citizens are worried that Canadians are going to start invading via the northern border and try to make Americans overly nice like Canadians. How do we protect the all-American asshole from being diluted

by crazy Canucks? Sir, we'll start with you, Mr. Trump. Well, first of all, you know, I had a great relationship with Justin Trudeau. I don't call him all, you know, I had a great relationship with Justin Trudeau. I don't call him that. You know that because he's two faced. I call him Justin Trudeau. Horrible person. And when I say blow, it's because not because he blows a lot of hot air because he hangs out at the gay bathhouse. Oh, no.

He's a horrible person and he's nasty. Ready? And he's vicious. He's a horrible, vicious person. And I will make sure that we put our beautiful, beautiful ice. And they're tough ice. You take these marines, you take a cop, the ice is a lot tougher than that. And we're going to put them along the Canadian border.

And if we have to, I will invade Canada. And if we have to, we will use a nuclear weapon. We'll do it. We'll do it fast. All right. Ms. Vice President Harris We'll do it fast. All right. Ms. Vice President Harris, how do you respond to that? Well, you see, Canada is a country, and it's a big country, and it's next to the United States and separated by a border. Right, right.

Okay. And Donald Trump is the reason we're having this problem um you know when i am able to get an office and uh deal with the border you know i have been to the border excuse me i gotta jump excuse me i gotta, ready? They said she was a border czar. They said, oh, she's border czar. Yet she never went to the border. And the only border she went to was a Mexican restaurant. Horrible.

And now they're pouring in. And she'll tell you. She'll never tell you this because they want to deny it. These are people coming in. They're not the good ones, Patrick. These are the bad ones. Gang leaders, gang members, Selena. These are the bad ones. Gang leaders, gang members, Selena Gomez, the band Menudo, mariachi bands. These are horrible, horrible criminals, and they have to be thrown the hell out. Kamala, I have to, Vice President Harris,

I have to let you respond to that. Go ahead. This is exactly why I need to be president. Donald Trump has created this problem and it's unfortunately something that we have to deal with, with a solution. Okay. Okay. Let me, by the way, Patrick, by the way, yes, sir. Let me... history of the world, but we can't throw all the Mexicans. We don't want to get rid of other Mexicans. Who's going to mow the lawn? But we want to get rid of many of them, the bad ones, not the good ones. Sir, I understand. Listen, according to reports, more citizens now take Ozempic than the vaccine. Some are worried that we're going to lose all our big bottom girls. What we do as president to make sure we don't lose all those badonkadonks and dump trucks. Go ahead, Ms. Harris. I see. Yes. Donald Trump is the reason why we're having this problem. And I love big yellow school buses. So is that what you call a posterior big yellow school bus, Vice President Harris? Right.

Right. Right. Right. Okay. We'll be busting in all the food that we need so that we can fix the problem that Donald Trump has created. Okay. That makes sense, busting in food. Sure. Mr. Trump, how would you? First of all, they're never going to get rid of Osempic.

They'll never want to get all the women thin. They'll never do that. Because if they do that, there'll be no black people. No black men will ever date a woman that's too thin. You know that they like the fat ones. And they like big ones that are very big so to be honest I happen to do very well with the black audience they happen to love me a lot and they want me to take his epic off the shelf because they love their women beautiful and big especially the white ones and so we'll be putting up many many fast food restaurants well fatten these women up we'll put them on low protein high carbohydrate diets they're going to be fat as hell well speaking of that we've been hearing chatter on social media

about hooking down the most hot dogs trump supporters say trump could easily put a baker's dozen in under a minute but kamala supporters say that she could easily excuse me excuse me yes obviously kamala wins that's how she got to be vice president. Oh, oh, my. Vice president. I don't even know what to say. I'll let you respond to that, ma'am. I think my experience in history speaks for itself.

It might. Yeah. Okay. I used to love hot dogs. I used to love hot dogs. I used to love hot dogs until I used to love hot dogs. Until one day I saw Pete Buttigieg eating one. And after that, I was so disgusted I never did it again.

Just turned your stomach? Terrible, yeah. He does that for a living. You know that, right? Oh, I didn't know that. He likes hot dogs. He likes a bear. Beautiful and bear.

In the back of the 7-Eleven. I see. In the back. Yeah. Excuse me. I'm sorry. I had to call. Let me ask you this, Mr. Trump.

Who would win in a one-on-one match in Call of Duty on Nuketown, one-on-one snipers only? Well, snipers only. Well, if I didn't have a great Secret Service, I'd probably get shot. I'd get shot again, right? But if it was one-on-one Call of Duty, I think I'd win very big because no one did a great job with the military like I did. When I took over the military, it was depleted. I built it up, beautiful missiles, shiny bombs. Our military was scarier than Rosie O'Donnell at a nude beach.

Okay. Vice President Harris, how would you fare? Do you think you could beat him in one-on-one snipers only? Well, first of all, Donald Trump has created this problem, but we all know that I am very strong with the military. I'm very, everything that he talks about, I actually plan on implementing. She's good with the military, Patrick, because she slept with half of them, that's why. Oh, I'm sorry. Okay, let me go to a different question i i think miss vice president you'll do very well on this one neither of you have made any kind of statement on which is best for u.s citizens sativa or indica which one of the marijuanas do you support and why do you support and why? Vice President?

Well, well, you know, I was a, you know, prosecutor and this is a very important topic for me. And as you as you know, I love to smoke. I mean, I love to prosecute people who smoke indica the most. Okay. President or former President Trump, could you tell us that? Which one of the marijuana? You know, the drugs are pouring in. You see that, right?

We want to get rid of all that stuff. That's terrible. It's garbage. It's terrible. And it's pouring in over our borders. Actually, they said it's worse than fentanyl. And it's coming in on Kamala and Crooked Joe Biden's watch. And they're letting thousands and thousands.

They said maybe 10 million. I think it's more like 30 million, maybe 100 million. They're pouring in. And ready? We used to have a great border patrol. They would stop the drugs, including the pot, right at the border. They would stop it. And now there's no border patrol.

Now they walk in. They're hopping in. They caught two guys last week on a bicycle. One guy was on a pogo stick. They're hopping into the country, and they don't care. And it's all on her watch. They don't care about that. They want to destroy the country.

They're corrupt and they're grossly incompetent. All right, Vice President Harris, again, let me throw you a question I feel like you might be more passionate about. There's been a major debate about electric versus gas vehicles. Why aren't we just moving to flying cars instead? Right, right. into flying cars instead right right donald trump has made this very difficult for for us to you know donald trump is the reason there aren't flying cars if if there was no donald trump we would have flying cars right right, right. Okay. Okay. Mr. Trump.

Excuse me. They don't like, ready? It's called the green new scam. That's what it is, Patrick. The green new scam. They want to take away your guns. They want to take away your God. They want to take away your cars. They want everything electric. And what happens when the grid goes down and the electricity runs out? You'll be stuck in a highway right and elon musk is a great friend of mine but we both agree you get the car you drive like two feet you gotta go get gas again you gotta get the electric you gotta charge it up with a gas car you fill it up you go hours and hours now they want to charge it up with electricity. Every, like, 20 feet, you've got to pull over. It takes hours to charge it. Hours. It is a total disgrace.

Now they want to do it with military. Imagine that. You're in a tank. You're attacking the enemy. You're getting fired upon. They want to kill you. And you've got to stop and charge your stupid tank. It's the green new scam.

And it's horrible. And they're a disaster. All right, sir well how about this and i know that you uh either way and by the way i heard kamala's a lesbian i just heard that it's all right i don't know that that's true at all and anyway i think she's married i heard it i don't want to say but i heard it they said she's an angry lesbian and i tried to defend her i said she's a nice person they said she's an angry lesbian she loves I tried to defend her. I said, she's a nice person. They said she's an angry lesbian. She loves to lie. One day she's black. The next day she's Indian. I heard the other day she said she was Portuguese. She is a fraud, a total fraud, a grossly incompetent.

Sir, we have we have to move on to this next question. It's very important to the voters here where I'm at in Arkansas, because. where I'm at in Arkansas, because, and sir, I know you use some conspiracies you kind of lean into. We know the government is now using weather manipulation. In Arkansas, we have heat waves that we don't want. Will either of you commit to bringing better Florida style weather to Arkansas with weather manipulation? Mr. Trump? Well, we have great weather in Florida. You know, I live in Mar-a-Lago, so we got great weather all year. Right, right. I like to play golf. So I like great weather.

And I think the whole thing with the weather patterns has been created by the horrible Democrats. And, you know, I call them Democrats because when I win, they're going to shit their pants. But they created this. They said, oh, a couple of years ago, oh, there's a problem with the ozone. Oh, it's terrible. It's all a lie. One day, if it's too cold, they say it's weather. The next day, if it's too hot, it's weather.

We can put me back in the White House. Ready? And I will bring the most perfect weather in the history of the world. We're going to have the greatest weather than any country, any planet. We're going to do it so beautifully. We might even, ready? I might even set up a beautiful pioneer station on Jupiter for Americans to go either tourism or travel. Oh, wow. That's okay. Vice President Harris, that's a pretty compelling answer there, Vice President. How do you respond? Pretty compelling answer there, Vice President. How do you respond?

You know, I'm from a middle class family. Yeah, she's from a no class family, actually. Hold on, sir. Hold on. Go ahead. I'm speaking. No class. No class. I'm speaking. Right. The weather is really great where she lives. That's why she's so dark. Apparently she's black now. Apparently she's black.

Oh, no. It must be really good weather to paint dead. I'm not sure weather is good. Did you hear that? that yeah i don't even horrible horrible right so i grew up in the neighborhood and we're so proud of our grass we love our yards yeah it's so middle class and donald trump wants to take that away from America, but Donald Trump is the problem. Patrick, ready? You ready? Once I become president, put me back in the White House, and we're going to fix it very simply with these Democratic cities, the Democratic states, the blue states, we call them the blues. I call them the black and blue states because they're getting their asses kicked. But when I'm back in the White House, I'm going to work it out.

So the weather in the blue states is terrible. It's going to be the worst weather ever. Hurricanes, tornadoes, sandstorms. I'm going to make it so the beautiful red states will have the greatest, most beautiful weather. And the blue states will live in hell. In hell. Okay. All right.

Final question. Last question of the season. By the way, Patrick. Yes, sir. Patrick, excuse me. Final question. Last question of the season. By the way, Patrick. Excuse me. She's a lesbian, right? She's a lesbian. I did hear you say this. Thank you, lesbian. You said you heard that.

I did get that. Both of you. Donald Trump is not from a middle-class family. Very high-class family. We're a'm from a very high-class family. We're a family of winners. We like to win. Sometimes I lay down because I'm tired of winning, I hate to say.

And by the way, Patrick, you ready? Yes, sir. You should see my turnouts. She said I have low turnouts. People leave early. Can you believe that? They say, by the way, they bust them in. She busts them in.

They get 10 or 20 people that show up, and they have to have Beyonce sing one of her stupid songs. And they go, oh, my God, the fake news. Oh, my God. She's got 20 people. Oh, my God. Meanwhile, we're getting 60, 70, 80,000 people showing up. It's a love fest in the fake news. They never talk about. They'll never show up. Miss Harris, is it true you have 25 people show up no one shows up no one shows up are you busing people in vice president i'm seeing a man they're busing him in there and how many and i short buses by the way they're coming in i short buses that seems impractical but okay yeah well the short buses because they're not mentally all there

they're getting the bad ones i I see. Okay. All right. Last question here. Both of you are ridiculously wealthy. Why not just take all your money and divide it up amongst the people and, and all the problems. I'm from a middle-class family. And originally. Sure.

First of all, first of all, I had a great life. You know that, Patrick. I had a great life. I do know that, sir. I was making so much money. I could have been on one of my islands enjoying one of my beautiful drinks, enjoying my fruits of labor. Even the first lady said, she goes, darling, why would you want to put yourself through it? I said, we have to do it because we have to save the country.

The country is going to hell. We're dying. We're a dying nation, Patrick. And they are becoming so, forget about communists. We're socialists, communists, globalists, fascists. They're killing the country. And it's horrible. And I got world leaders calling me, other people, people that don't even like me.

They're going, what the hell happened to your country? It's terrible. It's so horrible what's happened. And it's all on their watch. They've done horribly. They should be ashamed of themselves. All right. Vice President, I have to give you 30 seconds to respond. Low IQ. Go ahead and respond, Vice President. Kamala Kamala, I call her Kamala Kamala. Just jump right in there, Vice President. Kamala Kamala, I call her. Kamala Kamala. Just jump right in there, Vice President. I don't think we're going to be able to hit the mute button. By the way, her husband's gay. You know that, right?

Oh, my goodness. He's gay. I heard he's gay. She's gay. She's a lesbian. He's gay. The whole thing is a fraud. You know that.

The whole thing is a fraud. He says I'm a real man. He's not a real man. He beats her. He slaps around women. You heard that. The whole thing is a fraud. He says I'm a real man. He's not a real man. He beats her. He slaps around women. You heard that, right? He slaps him around. He slaps the hell out of him. They say he's a man. He's not a man. You hear why

there's so much hate in America now. And this is why I have the experience to be president. This is exactly why. Donald Trump is not. Patrick, if ISIS came over and beheaded her,

her mouth would still be running. She doesn't know how to shut up. You don't know when to shut up. What a horrible person. I am. She's a nasty person. She does say that. It was a coup.

You know, by the way, how about this? Remember they talked about the coup? They said, oh, it's a coup. It's a coup. They said it when they invaded Mar-a-Lago. You heard about that. They invaded Mar-a-Lago. Meanwhile, it was a coup.

They put out Biden, who got like 48 million votes. They put her in. She never got a vote in her life. Then, meanwhile, they invaded Mar-a-Lago. They said they wanted top secret. They went into Melania's closet. I said, they don't want top secret. They want Victoria's secret.

Terrible. You should be ashamed. Thank you, sir. No one's been treated. Nobody. Thank both of you for coming. It's very clear. We have such wonderful choices running for office.

By the way, excuse me. They got very personal. It's got very personal. They called me Hitler. They said I have. They attacked Melania. They attacked Melania. Can you believe this?

She attacked Melania. Patrick, you know this, right? Me and Melania have a beautiful, beautiful relationship. We get along very, very well. That's what she said, sir. Yeah. We get along very well because she doesn't speak English. And there you have it. Relationship advice for everyone. All right. Thank you again for turning out and thank you again, America for tuning in and well, there's your options. Good luck. Thank you. Thank you for having me. By the way, she's a lesbian. Well, I don't even know what to say there. I, uh, there's your choices,

ladies and gentlemen. Good luck to you on that. And that is the end of our coverage of the election right there. Let's move on, shall we? Let's talk about what's on your face. Yeah, maybe it's something you could be uncomfortable knowing about. Dr. Scott Walter, he's a dermatologist from Denver, recently explained the surprising presence of what's called demodex mites.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, those are tiny eight-legged creatures that live and bang on your face. What? Yeah, all the time. They come out at night to eat your dead skin cells, and then they mate on your face. He shared on TikTok, noted their ability to sense light as a cue to emerge. Almost everyone has these mites, particularly in areas with hair follicles like eyebrows and eyelashes and beards. Beards. No shave November.

Beards just full of eight legged mites that are banging denodex mites are typically harmless but in some cases they can trigger skin conditions like rosacea, acne, dermatitis as well as issues around the eyes and eyelashes

now he demonstrated a simple test using a piece of clear tape to detect mites on his skin spotting one with what he described as a full belly. These mites live for about two weeks while their bodies decompose in follicles after death. Most people are unaware that they're on their face doing this. This is maybe perhaps, yeah, there's a picture of it right there don't google a denodex demodex might uh it might give you nightmares they are having an orgy on your face while you're sleeping especially in the places with air so you ever just be driving around or just sitting and all

of a sudden you feel your your eyebrow itch for no reason oh god yeah it's because they're they're in a fur pile you know what i'm saying they're getting it in on your eyebrow yeah that's uh that's a good reason to clean your face in it a little bit maybe think about it i'm gonna go wash my face when i get home with alcohol yeah probably a good idea or battery acid something um coca-cola okay so those are little bitty things what about giant ones how about giant spiders the size of a human hand australia that's pretty big that's a big spider right there what kind of human hand i mean i i give people gloves all day long bear ball you see in front of you like that human hand right there okay Okay. A giant spider is the size of a human hand. Have had a record-breaking breeding year in the U.K.

Oh, the U.K.? That's right. Over there. That's your one little break right there. That's a real tiny space for all these spiders. It is, and listen, these people are pissed. I bet they are. They're pissed anyways.

Well, a decade ago ago chester zoo released thousands of what's called fin raft spiders after the species was found to be in terminal decline so they you know it was endangered the spider was so they had to to help it the zoo has now revealed there are more than 10 000 breeding females across the country that's right just the breeding females 10 10,000. Yeah. Okay? They said 10 years ago,

we helped release thousands of giant spiders back into the UK. The fin raft spiders were bred right here at the zoo and we're super happy to report there are more than 10,000 breeding females and they just had their biggest mating season on record. Ew. Yeah. Why? No. they just had their biggest mating season on record um ew yeah uh no i know the size of a human hand save another spider seriously get some more black widows or brown recluses do they do something important to their ecosystem well they all do don't they um come on no like literally

do they do they really i don't know let me on. No, like literally. Do they really? I don't know. Let me tell you about them. Finraf, while they may look scary, it plays a vital role in the healthy aquatic ecosystem. Finraf spiders are semi-aquatic. Oh, not only are they the size of a hand, now they swim. Yeah, they can swim to France. That's great.

They can hop the pond and go over there. This is great. And catch a plane and come here. They're going to screw up something somewhere. Apparently, they run across the top of the water. Okay, so they walk on water, they swim, and they're as big as your hand. What else? Run.

Do they have laser eyes? Didn't 28 Days like start in the UK? Something like that, yeah. It sure did. Says they actively hunt their prey instead of building webs. No shit. Yeah. Their legs are covered in hairs, of course, that detect vibrations.

Their diets include other spiders, dragonfly larvae, pond skaters, catfish, and tadpole. Catfish. They eat catfish. They eat catfish. They eat catfish. They fish. Spiders that fish. They probably got little poles, or maybe they string a little web to the end of their leg. Put a little bait out there.

Do they have hats for waders? Yeah, they probably do. It'd be expensive, like eight waders. Does Bass Pro carry that? I don't know. The eight-leg wader? That's an interesting size Yeah, they probably do. It'd be expensive, like eight waders. Oh, yeah. Does Bass Pro carry that? I don't know. The eight-leg wader?

That's an interesting size that they would need probably. Yeah, probably would be. Man, I'm going to tell you what. I'm pretty comfortable these days with spiders, but if I saw one that big, I'd probably leave. Yeah, I'm leaving. What about you? You sticking right now? You're not staying?

Well, congratulations, UK. You have successfully kept me from entering your country. Yet again. Yet again. Yeah, no, I want nothing to do with it. Yeah. But I do want something to do with this. This is the segment. Not like the other.

People do stupid shit. You say, oh, brother. Hey, it's not a copy or a clone of any previous bit. But if you think so, hey, we don't give a shit. Hmm. Yeah. Whackadoo. In the news.

That's just one of those songs on a Monday to get you going, man. That's why it's nominated for three Grammys, okay? Make sure you get your People's Choice voting in. Yeah, please do. Yeah, I'm trying to pick that one up for sure. A Florida man arrested after hiding two radio-controlled explosives in the toilets of a casino. Brian Robert Eckley, he's 46, old enough to know better,

of Tampa was arrested on October 30th, charged with two counts of making and placing destructive devices with intent to harm. The Florida Department of Law Enforcement said Eckley did everything he could to hide from law enforcement, but thanks to exceptional work of the investigative and forensics team, he'll be held accountable. So it started in Tampa on the 30th after he hit these two devices in the restrooms. Employees found them before they could do damage. They didn't name the casino, but according to the arrest warrant, the devices did pose serious risk. Investigators learned a few days earlier a man was behaving suspiciously at the casino. He was seen driving a white Ford Explorer OJ.

I was about to say. After lengthy interviews, surveillance, and analytical work, investigators traced the vehicle back to him. Days before planning it, he was arrested by the sheriff's office on an unrelated count of aggravated assault with a firearm. This is a winner right here. Yeah, he's in jail and probably will be. But now, I will admit, I mean, if you're going to drop bombs,

the bathroom is the place to do it. All right. A Disney employee who was fired from the company and still had access to its passwords hacked into the software. Is it hacking if you have access? Exactly. I mean, honestly honestly that's on you it might be unauthorized access but you didn't hack no uh hacked into the software allegedly

used by walt disney world's restaurants according to this uh he repeatedly accessed third-party menu creation system created for disney uh and he change fonts to wingdings that's you know the one that's just all symbols that you accidentally push once in a while uh who uses that why would one use wingdings by the way i don't even know have we ever used wing i've never used it in my life and that's what been around as long as comic sand it really has and both of them are equally bad they really are uh the fonts were renamed by the threat actor to maintain the name of the original font but well i don't know it is font vandalism they've called this font vandalism people that's a thing wow all right okay uh let's go on uh from that a knife welding man who appeared

to be attempting to rob a shop in Argentina got quite a shock after the employee he was allegedly threatening pulled out a bigger knife yeah you call that a knife this is a knife yeah security footage from uh inside El Estribo Flambraria in Cipolletti that was beautiful thank you I appreciate that showed a man wearing a backpack, a cap, and a scarf approach the counter. He then took out a knife and makes his way behind the counter before slowly backing away and putting the knife back into his waistband. He then exits when a shop employee appears on the screen wielding an even larger knife. Once the man left, the employee holding the larger knife smiled as she appeared to show her co-worker why there would

be thief left in such a hurry. Yeah, don't bring a small knife to a knife fight. Reminds me of one time at the Stop and Rob. Yeah? Yeah. Well, he wanted to ask me a question. I politely said no, and he

showed me his, and I showed him mine. He left? He left. No, that's the way it should be. That's exactly the way it should be. Like he likes them. No, you hate. A Chesterfield man accused of stealing over 21 grand worth of tires from a shop in Baldwin.

So three? Yeah, three or four, I think, maybe. Almost a full set. Almost. Almost. It occurred July 18th and 22nd at the tire shop. Police say the man, Abdelal Hassan, not aged, not provided, informed workers he had approval from the district manager

to transfer tires worth $21,000 to another location. But you see, the general manager later said he never approved the transfer. According to police, Hassan was arrested after being recognized from a previous business and was later interviewed. They said that he admitted to taking the tires after paying around $3,000 for them, but had no receipt and already sold them. The prosecutor said, yeah, come on in here and have a seat you're not going to be going anywhere for a while there tire boy uh yeah i've seen some other stories like that where

you know people walk into places and say they're representatives i saw one recently where a guy did it with beer he said he was with the company and took a whole pallet of beer out. I'm going to need these. There's a guy up north somewhere, and he has been arrested so many, like, so, so many times for impersonating city workers. Yeah. Because apparently it's real easy, and he would go drive buses and operate trains and all sorts of stuff. And, I mean, he just keeps getting arrested for this stuff. And how the is he able to get in here and do these things? Because, I mean, it's not like six, eight times. It's like dozens of times this man's been arrested.

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pay attention please all right uh what else do we have here okay on reddit a guy's wondering if he overreacted over his neighbor's yoga class spilling into his property what kind of yoga class well it started a few months ago when his neighbor conveniently named karen started her backyard yoga experience with a few friends. It grew and grew and became more popular until the man noticed the giant speakers were pumping out healing frequencies while the yoga class took over half of his yard. He said he politely asked if she could keep things on her side, to which he replied, oh, it's all just one big green space anyway.

No. Then last weekend, incense was brought into the mix, which didn't exactly blend well with the burgers he was grilling. He again asked for her to contain her glasses, and she said he was being too territorial about shared nature, and he should appreciate the community vibe. No. Now he's wondering if he was justified in being pissed off and if she's taking her namaste a little too far.

How would you handle it, Amanda? Oh, I mean, I would get into some frigging property laws and whatnot. I mean, she's probably in some sort of code violation because she's obviously running some sort of business, you know, from her personal home that is now getting onto his property um and i would definitely grill a lot of red meat anytime fans maybe some like thrash metal yeah i mean there's metal yoga yeah bacon and thrash metal whatever yeah i mean yes no she sounds like an entitled little...

Checks and Roman candles. And some bottle rockets, man. And some black cats. Yeah. No snakes and sparklers. All right. One dad ended up being the hero of the arcade after he found a way to beat one game

and was able to hit the jackpot time and time again. Yes. Each time the jackpot was hit, an avalanche of prize tickets poured out of the machine. So many, in fact, he was able to score over 27,000 tickets in 72 hours. Billy Jones was not the only person able to load up his two kids with plushies, board games, transformers, squishies, and light-up up toys but he was also able to pay it forward to a kid having his third birthday party and a few other kids who were standing around watching him do the impossible and have his way with the game so he must have figured out how to work the game and just started milking it for everything absolutely man that'd be

cool because every time i've ever gone to any of those damn places it doesn't matter dave and buster's ch Cheese, you pick your pleasure. I'm going to get a spider ring or a piece of candy or something stupid. I'm never going to get a cool toy. Well, I mean, it's like 500 points just to get the spider ring. Right. No, if you want the Transformers, like $2 million. I have a life.

I work. I got things I'm doing. I can't hang out at Chuck E. Cheese forever. No. But this guy figured it out. I mean, life, I work, I got things I'm doing, I can't hang out at Chuck E. Cheese forever. No. But this guy figured it out. I mean, 27,000 tickets, I'm surprised they were actually able to get. No, I'm surprised they didn't take it and tell him no. Yeah, I mean, well, hey.

They probably will. You get to a certain point in these jobs these days and they just don't care. They're like, screw it, take it, I don't care. I bet the owner was like, can you just let him keep racking them up? You didn't unplug it? Didn't do nothing. A mother forced to wait six weeks for her boy to be released.

Oh, no, I'm not doing that. Sorry. Oh, la, la, la. Do one of your buttons. Ignore that. Yeah, yeah, here. Do one of your buttons. Yeah, here.

Yeah. We'll get rid of that. That was an unfortunate one. Hold on. I got some here, though. I want to. I still got a couple. Yeah, no, I got some.

Don't worry about it. Okay, here we go. Yeah, these guys are idiots, of course. This is a good one. Okay, so Elon Musk, a street race between a Tesla Cybertruck and a Lamborghini Aventador in Tyson, Virginia, went viral after Elon Musk shared the video with his 202 million followers, amassing over 150 million views. Detectives later identified the drivers as Christian Camacho and Carlos Montero

and reported they were seen stopping on Leesburg Pike to race, launching their cars at a flag or signal. Both drivers, charged with racing and stopping on the highway released on an unsecured bond while detectives are still looking for the flagger uh really you get the flagger that's the one you want it's one of them's girlfriend isn't it like it's got to be like taxing the furious yes aren't they fighting over somebody like isn't that why they race i don't know like that Like, that was Greece and all that. Yeah, that's probably what it is. I'm sure.

Look, Elon Musk will pay any fine they had. It doesn't matter. By the way, it doesn't say who won. I wonder. Yeah. That's what I was saying. We know. That's Cybertruck probably.

It's heavy, though, man. It is, but it's electric. Right. It's gross. I'm an electric truck. You think it's gross, the truck, the Cybertruck? You don't like it? No.

It's weird looking, isn't it? It's gross. You think it's gross, the truck, the Cybertruck? You don't like it? No. It's weird looking, isn't it? It's weird looking and like there's a recall every other week on something. But it's a Cybertruck. I don't give a, you can't wash it. But it's a Cybertruck. Patrick. Okay, we better do something different here because somebody's getting mad. Do you live or work in Conway and are you a vaper?

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Okay, let's get back to it. So Amanda, you brought in some amazing stuff from some of the local forums that have some comments and things that we want to hear about. So what's been going on on the local bitch pages over the weekend? Well, what hasn't been going on? I mean, if there's something to complain about, it is on here. Everything from, you know, people getting mad because the cashier at the gas station doesn't know your specific brand of skull. Like, I mean, my husband did Copenhagenagen and i had to take in you know his little disc and whatever to get the right kind of and i understand y'all are very particular but calm your tits like this kid doesn't they probably vape they don't know about your whatever but are

they do they have to know i mean well you don't have to be a dick about it you know like look i clock in the morning you're the one jamming that stuff in your lip it's your responsibility to be able to describe which one you want to put in your mouth yeah well and like um you know complaints about um complaints about um uh fast food restaurants always get me because like you're one you're expecting people to like give a shit about your order and they don't get paid enough to give a shit about your order but you know if you're expecting people to like give a shit about your order and they don't get paid enough to give a shit about your order but you know if you're gonna go through the drive-thru at i don't know mcdonald's wendy's whatever and you're not just gonna go let me get a number number two or let me get a number eight or whatever if you want to get funky and special with it check your stuff

before you pull out just check your stuff you know i mean like what what lethal weapon or whatever they f you in the drive-thru you know yeah of course yeah yeah yeah stuff or i don't know one of my favorite ones i think was um with the uh goodwill um goodwill for a hot minute and i love goodwill absolutely goodwill um they've gotten away from doing you know just bags and so um they want you to either bring your own or you can buy one of theirs. And it's, you know, it's $1.50 and it's a nice big size bag. But some of us, you know, bring, you know, our own bags or containers or whatever because I'm just not messing with all that stuff.

But people are losing their minds about it. Why? Because there's no bag? They feel entitled to, you know know a free bag or something a free goodwill bag or something i mean how much stuff are you buying i mean do you have you know use the car push it to your car on your car exactly unless it's pouring down i mean you're at goodwill man i mean it's not like but um if you are going to rant on the pages though make sure you are following the rules because you cannot disable comments

if you're going to go on there and rant about something no you have to let other people comment on your stuff what are some of those pages like benton rants and raves arkansas rants raves and the downright crazy is probably my favorite because there really is a lot of really good information on there because they do do a lot of raves there's a lot of support um especially for the new businesses like labamba people will let you know um you know how things are going with spots um the north little rock good bad and ugly is definitely just someplace to go for your your trash fix oh yeah i'm certain of that yeah it, it's North Little Rock, period. No, Dogtown is Dogtown, baby. I love Dogtown, but there's nothing good going on over there. Nobody's happy about anything.

No. Everybody's screwed up about something. I will say this. The one thing that North Little Rock does have right, if there's one thing I'll say they got right, it's their trash service because they will take anything. Now, it depends on the day of the week. They really will. You can put out furniture. You can put out trash. because they will take anything now it depends on the day of the week they really will you can put out furniture you can put out trash you can put out building supplies leaves all of that and

they will come get it you cannot do that to my knowledge in saline county if i if i put a couple dressers out there they ain't picking it up they're gonna be like nope that's somebody else's job that thing picks it up and puts it in there. It's not going in there. Yeah, no, and they're not doing that. They're not doing that at all. Saline County is very particular about what they do. Ironically, they certainly are. They do. It is funny.

Hey, did you see about the guy that was stuck underground for three days in Little Rock on South University? What? Yeah. What? Tell me about this, please. Well, one of our individuals experiencing homelessness, right, and one of our unhoused had gotten into a manhole, gone underground, I guess, for shelter,

and couldn't get back out. And somehow, and this is South University. This is by the McDonald's right there, University of Markham. Nobody heard him. Nobody did anything. Well, it's just loud there. That's not all the time, right? I mean, he's only one of his buddies.

I mean, come on. There's folks there all the time. You said a university in Markham, right? South University, the McDonald's at South University. Okay, I know. You're talking about Park Plaza? I'm assuming. Wait, she said South University.

It was right there by the interstate. I've seen them. Yeah, 4100 block said South University. It was right there by the interstate. Like, I've seen them. Yeah, 4100 block of South University. And here's another thing. North Little Rock came to help the Little Rock Fire Department get this person out. What? What, did they have a longer rope? What's up, North Little Rock?

Like, why'd we have to call North Little Rock in? I don't know. Maybe they had a special person buller. I'm not sure. So he got stuck under there. He just was. I mean, what was he doing? Just sitting there?

I guess. I mean, I'm trying to. How did he? He couldn't go back out the way he came, I guess. I guess not. Maybe the water rose somewhere and he wasn't a great swimmer. Are there any like cave spelunkers out there that are familiar with this area? Spelunking?

Yeah, no. I don't know. I mean, urban explorers, right? Is that what we're called? There are urban explorers, aren't there? Yeah. That is something that happens. My kid's one of those, but we usually call it trespassing.

Right. Yeah, no, you're right. Kristen said, I'm good without the spiders. Yes. David said, hey, she really nailed the laugh. He was talking about our Kamala impersonator. Brian said, we needed rain, but we need it in increments, not all at once. I'm going to tell you what, man.

Yesterday, that rain was crazy because I was in Cabot for a few hours yesterday looking at homes with a client. On the way back back the rain started in and when i tell you that for me to slow down in the rain it's a lot of rain and uh it was crazy out there it was 50 on the freeway yeah and doesn't it are you like me look if it's if it's pouring down and you're having trouble seeing you're going to slow down i think most people do right i would hope so when when most but but you know that one guy uh redneck guy and you know who i'm talking about i had pickup had to come up behind me look uh there's already a concrete retaining wall here there's a car on

the other side of me and you're parked on my bumper like a dick cheese uh and so i'm like man come on bro i'm trying to just survive. I dealt with that guy, I think Friday night maybe. It may have been Saturday night. Coming down 630, I'm coming home from the shop, right, and it is bright lights behind me. Like already this dude's got his brights on, and they're the LED bright lights.

Oh, yeah. But, I mean, I had to have my hand out blocking the side view, but by the time he pulls up, he's got lights on his wheels, too. Lights on his wheels? His butthole is cruising 630 like as a freaking UFO. Just like... Looks like one of those Japanese trucks. It was so bright.

And then he got on somebody's butt. And I was like, bro, please, somebody. Hey, that's the time you wish your car was equipped like that video game Spy Hunter. Where you could just launch the missile. Yeah, because I would, man, I would just. Oh, yeah. Oil slick, smoke, yeah. But I'd love to launch a missile and just smoke some of those fools like that.

I just want to pit somebody once. Yeah. I mean, why a big light truck guy guy why do you got to run up on people why do you got to do that there's other lanes go around well i want to go the fastest well great okay but don't be a dick about it two lanes to his left that he could have gone through no but he didn't want to do that because he forbid yeah no no doubt yeah no i don't like people like that you make me mad make You make me real mad. All right, let's do something different.

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All right. A couple of stories here that are interesting. Let's start with this and see what you think. I'm not even sure if I believe this or I don't believe this, but Gen Z, according to this report, is missing the equivalent of one workday every week due to mental health, according to a new study. Can you send me that?

I will, I will. The life insurance company Vitality found that Gen, okay, this is in the UK. This is in the UK. Gen Z employees in the UK reportedly lose an average of 54 days a year. The cause, mental health struggles. Across the board, nonproductive or missed days of work have cost the UK economy that they are that the uk is not the bottom but like next to the bottom of uh those struggling to recover post pandemic like economically so that made a lot of they were pretty heavy-handed there during the uh pandemic i mean they they were pretty

harsh they put people in jail i. I mean, they did a lot of stuff there. According to this, the analysis of 4,000 people, young workers are 224% more likely to be depressed compared to their older colleagues and employees who earn less than $38,000 a year. They're more likely to feel neglected by employers, but only a quarter say they take advantage of company wellness resources. Well, if health at work is properly managed, it says business and the wider economy stand against significantly. I don't think you could, when I saw this, that's why I was puzzled because I was like, I don't think you could make it here missing a day a week. You couldn't. No, and I'm not saying that uh you

shouldn't have mental health days uh i'll say this uh when i was uh when i was uh growing up you had two weeks that was vacation mental health uh sickness uh marriage anything in the world it was two weeks you had anything after that is pt or uh you know unpaid time off and uh now uh everybody wants to uh have mental health days i'm like yeah no i i get it look i'd love to go to a four-day work week for most everybody too i think it would be beneficial for all of us when uh we had cpp um we had mental health monday because we had mostly women and mothers working. And, you know, as a parent, we never had weekends, you know, all of us had to do stuff with our kids and stuff. So we always took Monday off. Well, I'm a small business. I think that four days a week has been proven over and over again,

in most cases to be really productive for people. They seem to feel better, more refreshed. I mean, look, I'd rather work four 10 hour days than five, eight. I agree. Right. You too. Yeah. I think that's something that really, you know, we should be pushing more towards is that kind of schedule. I agree. Yeah. All right. Now is speaking of struggles and whatnot and work. I think this story is going to be a little bit controversial, but it is interesting. Protesters swarmed a Hooters in upstate New York. Now, why? Because a trans woman sued the restaurant for sex-based discrimination.

Why? According to News 10 on Thursday, Brandi Livingston was a regular patron at Hooters, based in Colony, New York, before transitioning into a woman. However, issues later arose at the restaurant. They would use male pronouns. They would refer to me as he. She also accused Hooters management and employees of harassment when she tried to use male pronouns. They would refer to me as he, uh, she also accused Hooters management and employees of harassment. When she tried to use the restroom,

I heard one of the servers after I left the restroom, talking to the manager and said, why are you allowing him in the women's restroom? And the manager said, well, I don't like it anymore than you do, but it's what we need to do. Uh,

furthermore, Hooters rejected his job, applicate her job application three times. Apparently, she saw it work as a server in spite of that. Well, I guess my question would be my question is what were they applying for? Well, if you're applying to be a server at Hooters, you need to make sure you have Hooters, number one. I don't know. Were they pre-op? I can't speak if sure you have hooters, number one. I don't know. Post-op.

Were they pre-op? I can't speak if Brandy had hooters or doesn't have hooters. Now, if she's got a nice set of lob lollies, then, yeah, let her work at hooters. Unless she has a nice set of lob lollies and a mustache. Yeah. And I'll be honest with you, you know, facial hair is not really recognized or recommended at Hooters as a server. No. They like to keep clean cut.

You know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah, her hair. Yeah, just shave that down a little bit. Yeah, you don't want to have, you know, big sweater puppies and a beard. Five o'clock shave. Yeah, not at Hooters. Not at Hooters.

You know, I mean, look, if you have an extra whisker that gets out of your nose or maybe, you know, on your cheek on a mole, that's fine. They would take that off. I feel like Hooters has a template. Yes, they do. And look, it's a template that works for them. All right. Do you think that now, what about the using the correct pronouns? If this person was there and they knew this person, let's say, before is Bob and Bob becomes Brandy.

Should they just automatically say ma'am or I mean, what are your thoughts there? I think it takes time. I mean, one, if they've known the individual as one identification for a long time, I don't know how long or whatever, it's going to take time to adjust. And, I mean, it's, you know, give a little grace and then, you know, a little, you know, on Brandy's end and a little bit more effort on the other end. Yeah. You know, and I mean. Yeah, or just say Brandy. Yeah, there you go. I mean, it's real simple. Brandy's end and a little bit more effort on the other end, you know, and I mean. Yeah. Or just say Brandy. Yeah. I mean, it's real simple. Just eliminate the pronoun.

I mean, isn't it that simple? Yeah. I mean, that's how I see it is. Look, I, if I, if I don't, if I can't, you know, if I don't know which pronoun to use, I'm just going to say your name. Right. I'm probably just going to say your name, period. Yeah.

Why did Brandy want to work there? Well, that's a great question. You know what Brandy's situation was? Clearly, they weren't observing the pronouns in the way that Brandy liked. Yeah. But she still wanted to be a Hooters girl. Yeah. Applied three times.

Three times. Yeah. What's the point? Me thinks this may be really what it's about is that uh britney or what brandy i'm sorry sorry brandy uh brandy uh probably is disgruntled because she was not hired uh by hooters but you know sometimes there's reason there's yeah well if they don't want you why do you want to be there you kind of understand who's coming in the patrons i mean yeah make them go yeah i want yeah yeah okay you know i mean not everybody's down with what you're doing you know or who you are maybe over time it'll get better and better and better

no it's hard it's hard to phrase it yeah because i mean we're all in this weird middle ground with it right right trying to be respectful and i mean go brandy but i also question your motivation and that's just i mean i'm not being a dick are you just trying to get a lawsuit and some attention because that's what it seems like yeah i mean because honestly if that's who i am the last thing i want to do is put myself in a situation where a lot of people probably are going to give me hell, not observe my pronouns, not respect me, not treat me the way I deserve to be treated. And that's what's going to happen if you go into Hooters as a trans person who looks very, you know, masculine in ways.

That's what's going to happen you know and so why would you put yourself through that there's there's so many other places to go work where you don't have to deal with that you know it's just like showing up at a strip club i mean look if when you get down to the the bra and panties if the panties have a johnson in there yeah you know people aren't gonna throw ones for you no well depends on where the club is. Yeah. And maybe who's there, but you know what I mean? New Orleans. I'll tell you what in New Orleans. Big Daddy's in New Orleans. I went to New Orleans, Laura and I, and before a cruise, we went up and down Bourbon Street because we'd never been. And if you don't know, Bourbon Street's interesting for many different reasons,

but one of which is you can buy a drink somewhere and you can just go in and out of places with that drink. You don't have to finish that drink there. You can just carry it into whatever bar you're going into. So that made it easy for us just to go in and most of the bars are free to go in. So there was a strip club and there was a person outside, you know, hawking it. And Laura and I said, well, you know, we're on Bourbon Street. Let's go in and see. We go in and sit down and man, the oldest stripper I've ever seen in my life came to the bar. And when I tell you this lady was, she could have drawn social security that day. There's no doubt in my mind she was someone's grandma.

She had peppermint in her purse. I mean, she was literally shaking that wrinkled ass like there was no tomorrow, man. And I'm like, listen, I got to go. This is not the place for me. I had never seen a real male stripper until I was in New Orleans. Really? Yeah. I mean, Chippendales is Chippendales that's performative right right right it's

whatever but like real male strippers are in their little g-string whatever and like Nike you know tennis shoes I mean it was it goes it's cool but like I worked at a co-ed strip club like we ladies were on one side, the dudes were on another. It was really cool. I was like, I'm going to do this when I grow up. I wanted a club, and I was going to have men on one side, women on another, and upstairs, and then have a club where everybody can come down and fraternize. That's kind of a cool idea.

Yeah, that's mine. Don't nobody take it. Just call it the triple? Well, yeah. You think about it. I'm going to call it Kenzie's Castle. Well, that's not as good as the triple, I'll be honest with you. No, I'm with you.

From a marketing perspective, I like that better. But, hey, what do I know? We'll talk. All right, all right. Let's talk about this because I think this is super interesting. And we're out to this person. I'd say there's a pretty good chance that we'll do an interview with him in November. I'm talking about Joe Exotic, baby.

Yeah, that's right. We've been speaking to the powers that be where he's at. We believe that we're about to line this up. But Tiger King star Joe Exotic did announce he's at. And we believe that we're about to line this up. But Tiger King star Joe Exotic did announce he's engaged. Yes, to a fellow prison inmate. That's right. I don't know how many he's had. Maybe it'll tell us here, but a lot.

The 63-year-old Netflix personality incarcerated at the Federal Med Center in Fort Worth, Texas, shared the news of his engagement in a post on ex-formerly Twitter on Monday. Because, you know, federal inmates now have social media. You know what I mean? Meet Jorge Marquez. He's 33. Yeah, he is.

Says he's so amazing and is from Mexico. Now the quest of getting married in prison and getting him asylum or we'll be leaving America when we both get out. Either way, I wish I would have met him long ago. Exotic's real name is Joe Maldonado Passage. Wrote alongside the photo of himself with his fiance.

And there they are right there. His fiance has a nice high and tight haircut. During a phone call Wednesday from prison with Fox News Digital, Exotic shared details about his romance with Marquez, their plans for a prison wedding, and his hopes for the future together. He recalled that he and Marquez met five months ago. So they're kind of a speedy relationship here. A little whirlwind romance. Well, you have to in prison. You might get shanked.

Well, apparently Marquez entered the U.S. illegally and was transferred from the ICE facility in Texas. And while speaking exotic detail, the steps he and Marquez have to take to get married in prison, he said, we filled out our application yesterday and turned it in. That's great. I think that's awesome. And part of the app process, we had to write letters to the prison

and explain why we wanted to get married. And then we filled out the marriage license application. And all I can do is pray to God and the chaplain and the warden and the captain approve it. Do they get to live together? Do they get their own cell? Oh, I don't know. I don't think so. I know.

Well, it does say, hold on. Apparently, he says we cook breakfast and lunch and dinner together. Is he really? So he must be his, he must be. Oh, he says it's not like a prison. Because the prison we're in is not like a prison. Oh. Well, let's hear more about this. Yeah, let me hear about this prison.

It ain't a prison. Yeah, because I need to know more. Maybe, you know. Can I request it if I were to ever need to go? It's like life. Remember, like in life. Oh, I got you. He said the prison we're in, this is not like a prison, okay?

It's more like a college campus. There's no bars. There's no bars. There's no doors. How did you stay in? There's no bars and doors. The gun line. Oh, I forgot about the gun line.

No bars and no doors. Is it Nick Cannon's in that, right? What is this? A big party? Um, you have to live in a, in dorms.

Right now he lives in a different dorm than I do. And we spend some mornings, some nights together during the day. I don't think prison's going to have any problem. We haven't caused any problems. I don't see any reason they would. Now, Exotic, of course, was convicted in 2019 on charges that included trying to hire two different men to kill Carole Baskin, allegedly. Allegedly.

Both were featured in the netflix series tiger king murder mayhem and mystery or madness uh which pretty much dominated the early pandemic like everyone on the planet at the same time was watching tiger king oh absolutely yeah it captivated because you needed something right you needed something and along came the gay cowboy zookeeper who was out of his mind and you were like yep this will do it oh it was so good the former zookeeper it's crazy have you watched uh the the chimp thing yet no oh my god uh i i need to uh see what it's called but it's a new one it's like tiger king i think it's called, but it's a new one. It's like Tiger King. I think it's called Chimp Lady. I've heard about it, but I have not sat down to watch it.

Man, she makes Joe Exotic look like the most sane person you've ever seen in your life. She is bat shit. Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs. That kind of crazy, man. She doesn't even like chimps, right? Oh, no. She loves them. She loves them, allegedly.

She loves them. But I'm telling you, this lady's so dumb, if you move her plate five inches, she'd starve to death. That's how dumb she is. Does she, like, love them? Well, it ain't far. At one point, and this is not a spoiler, but at one point, she's doing an interview,

and she says, no, I love love this and the name of the monkey i love this monkey uh more than i love my kids and then her kid is the next scene going yeah no i've heard that before and you're just like man damn what a piece of really wow i mean wow man you know uh but this uh the the chimpanzee that they surrounded everything based on was a hollywood chimpanzee and did a lot of movies and so um what's the host of traitors alan cummings uh he's in it and he was in a movie with this chimp so he's kind of like the celebrity figurehead who's teamed with pita to get this lady and this lady is so dumb and look at first they do a real good job the same people that made tiger king made this uh they do a good job at first you're kind of

almost sympathetic but the more you watch and the longer it goes, you start to realize, bitch, I don't think Gatorade and Ho-Hos are what chimpanzees should eat. Oh, girl. You know, I mean, I'm just going to, I mean, I know they like it, but I'm not sure that's, but anyway, in the interview with, he said they're scheduled to be released in May of 2025, by the way. So just around the corner. Oh, man, that's an early summer release for joe exotic you know not bad for trying twice to hire someone to kill someone i mean that's not too long of a

run is it allegedly was it allegedly um who is this lawyer i feel like i heard at some point like i don't know but apparently a pretty decent lawyer i guess what i swear i heard something about kim kardashian um no kim kardashian was not his attorney but no not his attorney but like trying to get him out i feel like i heard that i don't know maybe wrong i don't know if she ever advocated for joe exotic or not uh i you know i don't know what she does uh these days i i don't really nobody does yeah i don't keep up with any of the kardashians oh i don't either i do not i don't care at all so if they never showed up on tv or anywhere again i'd be okay with that i've literally never watched an episode of any of their stuff period end of story i'd like to tell you that i haven't me too i would love

to tell you i've not seen any of that but you're not a liar i know it'd be a cold lie yeah my now i early on in my relationship with laura i was willing to concede that i'm no longer willing to concede that but i i did for probably three years and and i cannot get those hours back and keep up so that was a good one i mean we've heard that about them um i joe reached out to kim and begged okay so he has for him and she ignored him so well yeah because he's joe exotic i mean yeah i do like that he's able to get his bleach in in the penitentiary because i mean the blonde really oh yeah no it really changes uh everything it does him as a brunette doesn't work no he ran for office and yeah he didn't win but he was in law enforcement at one point which is hilarious yeah um let's see uh okay uh oh michael said what lane were you in? What difference does it make? Mike, it wasn't you.

You know that, you prick. Morning, guys. Killer debate. Thanks, Doug. I knew that the people would appreciate that. I mean, this close to whatever happens tomorrow, Taco Tuesday. Taco Tuesday. You wanted to hear from people.

Here, have the weekends and Wednesdays off, Brandon Goodwin said. That's awesome. You have the weekends and Wednesday off?, Brandon Goodwin said. That's awesome. You have the weekends and Wednesday off? That's a nice schedule right there. So you get your Monday, Tuesday, you get a break there. You get yourself a Thursday, Friday, and you're done. Yeah, that's all right. That's pretty good.

Now, I would enjoy Friday, Saturday, Sunday, but I do like the breakup there in the middle because it's always good. If you only have the weekends off, paying bills is a little bit of a hassle. But then again, who goes anywhere to pay bills besides online now? I'm an idiot. Okay. Chimp crazy. That's what Doug said it's called. Yes. Chimp crazy.

That's right. That's it. We need it. Okay. Let's see. Is there anything else? No. Okay.

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Well, because tomorrow is Taco Tuesday, we are running a $20 for 20 minutes special at the break room. Okay. So for people who may have frustration with either taco out there, either of the tacos that are trying to win taco of the year. Yeah. Yeah. You want to get that rage out? Yeah.

You want to get that anger out? The break rooms where to go, right? Come on. Yeah. And you've got all kinds of tell them about the, because I don't think people understand. You don't just walk in and just start throwing stuff. No.

They have different rooms with different themes for different kinds of breaking. Tell them about that. Yeah, so we have, we've got one real big room that we can put upwards of like 10 people in, and then we've got some smaller rooms, and we can do, you know, let's say you're a daycare worker, you're a stay-at-home mom, and you just really want to take out some noise-making toys. I can fill a room full of that for you. You want to go all office space. We can do all printers and monitors or, you know, we've got glasses.

You know, you've got that grandma that, you know, never had that china that you could never touch. I bet you I got the pattern, you know. Yeah, she probably does. Guys love to take a sledgehammer to the appliances oh yeah oh yeah you have washer and dryers things like that yeah yeah i mean come on i mean you're a tough guy right yeah you and your buddy which one of you can we can bash it the best huh oh yeah i'm up there and start bashing go to the break room where is it located 1812 north reynolds road suite 2 and um f Drinks that's on the corner of us, they are going to be doing a soft opening this Thursday.

Are they? Yeah. And so y'all come by and get some free drinks and help them train their staff. Tell them to bring us some drinks up here and we'll talk about it. I'm going to. I got to meet them last night. I got to meet them last night. They were fantastic people.

That's great. I'd love to help them out. Good people. Good people. Okay. Well, yeah, for sure do that. Now, you have a website, don't you? Yeah, thebreakroomlr.com, because we really tried to be in Little Rock.

But thank you, Saline County, for being so amazing to us. Yes, it's still part of the greater metro. It really is, and we don't care. Everybody's welcome. No, everybody's welcome. You don't have to be from Little Rock or the SC. You can be from anywhere. Absolutely.

That's right. Now, Chad, what about, what do you got going on in the piercing world this week? This month is the 12th year I've been in business. A dozen years. 12 years for me. That's awesome, man. That's awesome. Deals and stuff like that. That's great. That's great. Now, look, if people

want to find you, where are you located, Chad? I'm at 1008 East Oak in Conway. 1008 East Oak. And what's next to you there, Chad? Crazy J. All right. You can go and see Chad and get pierced up and then go next door and get yourself a real nice AK bomb.

Yeah, AK bomb. It'll calm you down. Yeah, it gets you a bomb. That's right. That's right. Get worked up. Get calmed down. You can get it worked out.

Crazy J's there. So you say you try to get in what, 10 know, 10 to 15 piercings a day. Is that about how it is? I mean, that's an awesome day. Yeah. That's an awesome day. Okay. Yeah, for me, that's awesome.

That's a pretty good day then. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not going to graph about that. No. Okay. All right. Well, you need to get out and see, Chad. Now, look, for people who wonder, because maybe they do, we know you pierce ears.

What else do you pierce, Chad? I pierce just about everything. Just about. Yeah, I have to draw the line, you know. He draws the line at your nether region. Yeah, your waistline or below. Your fudge factory is out. It does not happen.

He's not going to. You don't want an uncomfortable piercing. He's not going to put a dangling cross on your fleshy fun bridge. No Prince Alberts over here. Yeah, no taint or B.H. Bob's. None of that. No, no, no, no. No Prince Alberts here.

Wholesome fun. But otherwise, yeah. Just wholesome bonus holes only. Just wholesome bonus holes. That's all we're going to do. All right. Let's talk about this for a second because, well, it's Diddy time, baby. Diddy or didn't he?

Oh, he did. He did. Tell me he's so good. Do what now? Yeah, let me just see what I can. See if this will do anything. No, that's not one of those. That's too bad. We'll have to a good one here there that's this kind of ditty party

he probably he probably playing now he wouldn't that's too wrong hold on man i thought i thought i might have a good bumping. No, that's New Rock. Hold on. That sounds like some filter. It does, doesn't it? All right, well, we're going to leave it anyway. All right. I don't care. I'm done trying to find it now. Diddy's Parties for the Rich and Famous have, well, they've been shrouded in mystery,

but now TMZ can show why. They've obtained a standard NDA Sean Combs asked party attendees to sign the document pretty standard non-disclosure agreement prevents signees from sharing information related to Diddy his family members current or former partners friends, or friends of business associates. So pretty much everyone. The NDA tells signees not to photograph, not to film or record, or have another person do so, him or anyone in his orbit without written consent. He specifically names social media sites where attendees can't post photos Diddy doesn't sign off on. Attendees are not to give interviews, write books, or disseminate information about

Diddy or the parties without written consent. It's a pretty boilerplate. Worth noting, the NDA lasts for life plus life of the artist plus 20 years after their death. So you're not supposed to be able, if you've been to a ditty party, ever talk about it to anyone in the press. Well, ever. You'll be dead. Yeah. But, of course, that's all kind of fell to the wayside. Now, what I did read over the weekend, and I don't know, you know,

what they may or may not have, but according to the report, one of the, should I say whistleblowers? No, that's wrong. One of the people who have reported this turned over eight flash drives to the FBI over the weekend. Now, two of those, they said, didn't have anything damning on it. But six of them had two allegedly underage males. It was four males who were intoxicated and assaulted and two females. As it says, two of the males were underage males. It was four males who were intoxicated and assaulted

and two females. As says, two of the males were underage. They are celebrities. They are known. They are well-known celebrities according to this. I don't know about that. I don't know. I cannot speak to who it was or isn't. Oh, I'm making inference. Well, certainly

something happened there, didn't it? Yeah. I mean, there's a lot of abuse. Yeah, yeah, I mean there's a lot of you and yeah There's a lot of people Have been through this you think that Weinstein had a gauntlet seriously I mean there they were basically you know drug in or getting people drunk or both and then I think there's other taught to him, though. I think there's other people out there that taught him this stuff, like more high ups.

It's gotten away. Well, you may be right. You may be right. They may have introduced him to it, the Epsteins, the Harvey Weinsteins of the world. Yeah, I mean, look, somebody learned it from somewhere. But also, too, don't forget, you know, the richer you become, all right, and I'm not knocking anyone wealthy at all, but I'm saying the richer you become, the less involved in the real world and because a uh you're doing whatever the hell you want because you can right and then once you get to a point where you can do anything you want anytime you want you do it that slope probably

gets real slippery doesn't it yeah you know because nobody tells you no and you're above the law everyone around you is a yes man people are willing to take the fall for you any questions i think the next one's gonna be jay-z uh it could be it might be the next person you think like that you know i mean why would anyone be surprised by that when jay-z and i mean he were there being a pimp his whole life yeah i mean I mean, big pimping is a song, isn't it? Am I wrong? Yeah, I mean, he told you I was a pimp. I'd be like, are you surprised that Ice Cube does drugs? No.

Why would I be? He rapped about it. Yeah, didn't have to use my AK. Isn't that how Lil Durk got caught? Lil Durk got caught rapping about it. Rapping about killing somebody. You know who got out young thug he's out now no team well i guess i don't know i don't even exactly know how that works but 20 years probation oh yeah i mean whatever yeah yeah yeah my son said well he won't be able to

even smoke weed anymore and said whatever man come on atlanta like he can't go to certain places he can't go to sort of like what i think atlanta like strip clubs no he can't go to atlanta he just can't be in atlanta right who wants to go to atlanta that's where he's from oh damn well i'm sure he'll find a new home he's young thug he's still rich i would imagine oh yeah i'm sure don't you think i don't know that legal team mandatory him up a little bit. He better be good and not go, though. He can drop a hit here in a month and be rich again. I mean, he's young, Thug.

He's already working on it. That's what I heard. Yeah. What are you talking about? Listen, you can go to prison and drop albums now. I mean, I'm shocked. R. Kelly doesn't have an album out yet. Dirk will have one coming out.

He's still alive. R. Kelly? Yeah, no, he's still alive in there. He's still in there. Yeah. He's still in there kicking it. Yeah, huh? Him and Cosby in there kicking it.

No, Cosby's out. He's free, man. Yeah, they let him out. They let him out. No, they let him out. I don't even know what he's hiding. He went into immediate. You don't hear nothing about him, man.

No. He got out after that? Nah. Oh, no. On an island. Yeah, I've moved. On an island. I don't live in the U.S. No. You got out after that? Nah. Oh, no. On an island. Yeah, I've moved. On an island. I don't live in the U.S.

Look, I got rich money. So if I got that kind of money, I'm going to get on somebody's private plane that nobody knows about. And I'm gone. Deuces. Yeah. No, you will never see it. Look, I don't even have that kind of money.

If I thought I was going to prison tomorrow, you will never hear angry Patrick again. No, you won't hear angry Pablo. Angry nobody. I'll be the nicest mother on the planet, man. Mute. Yeah, no, I probably would, too. I'm out. You're never going to find me.

Also, you're deaf. You Bill Cosby? Oh, yeah. Yeah, no, I'm not doing it man i i was just not built for prison you know what i'm saying i mean i look uh i you know it's it's uh just different you know uh what do you i mean you you've had a past right yeah tell people and i'm not putting him on the spot like man i'm not putting him on the spot here because it's in his bio you know but you've had you had a challenging life and you overcome a lot didn't you yeah yeah i mean you really did yeah yeah and a bunch of stuff growing up for sure yeah wild stuff yeah well i mean you could elaborate a little bit i mean i don't want

to elaborate too much because okay like it's he People get run over by cars walking down the street. I've seen people get shot up. I lived in a bad neighborhood. He did. He grew up in a really difficult area, and he overcame a lot. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, when I tell you.

He got PTSD for a reason. Yeah, no, no. I believe it, man. I believe that. I believe that. Amanda as well. You've been honest about overcoming addiction and all kinds of stuff. Yeah. Yeah, no, no. I believe it, man. I believe that. I believe that. Amanda as well. You've been honest about overcoming addiction

and all kinds of stuff. Yeah, yeah. And I grew up in the heart of banging in the rocks, so I get it. I get it. I think we both have

one of them special government numbers. Oh, no. I went to Watson and Cloverdale Junior High, so, you know, I've told the story about how I inadvertently became a gang member

and didn't even know it. I mean, we're all white. We're just not that white. Yeah, no, I don't know anything about that privilege they speak of. I'll be honest with you. Yeah, I never had that. You know, what I had was a tough way to go. I remember, man, I remember I was so excited when I got some new tennis shoes,

right? Some sneakers, man. I was real pumped about them. And these guys that I knew were giving me hell about it, but I didn't know for a minute. They were like, oh, man, check those shoes out. Where'd you get those? Those are GTs, right? And I was like, yeah. They were good and tacky. And I was like, oh. I thought I was cool for a minute. They roasted you. No, they did. I used to get roasted a lot in junior high, man. Jacked me for my starter jacket one year.

I remember that. I got the starter jacket. I was walking home from the junior high, and they pulled a pistol on me. Was it the Hornets? I got the jacket, and I dropped my bike, and I just took off running. But you kept the jacket? Oh, hell yeah. Hell yeah.

Hell yeah. Was it a Charlotte Hornets jacket? It was a trench coat and I was only like five foot tall so it was like hanging in the ground. That is great. Yes. A starter trench coat. Yes. Absolutely. Those were the man. Man for a minute starter was huge. They were so big. Now they're at Wally aren't they? They're Walmart now aren't they? They're at Walmart now, aren't they? They're bringing back the starter jackets, but I don't know if it's Walmart. I don't care.

I'll go to Walmart. You remember when Champion was in Kmart and all that? Yeah, I could be in Little Rock. Five bucks for all that stuff getting roasted for having Champion. Reebok is at Walmart now. Reebok's at Walmartmart i got them straps i got them straps jack's part owner of reebok something like that

i didn't know that yes jack is part owner a lot of stuff that's a um no he is a businessman he's worth i think almost half a billion that's a smart man right there he He owns part of Papa John's. I know that. He also owns the, he owns Marilyn Monroe. Yes. Elvis Presley. He owns a lot of catalogs and things of very famous artists. No, he is one of the most savvy business people on the planet. I just love to meet that guy, man. Man, everybody, you know what?

He, you know, he's a guy who's very, he owns his own past. He'll tell you that he screwed up the best relationship he ever had by cheating on his wife. He still maintains that, that he was at fault. It wasn't her. And I think they're good friends now, have been for a long time. But he went through a period of not being, you know, the kind of person that he wanted to be. But at some point, you know, he made that curve. And, look, I've seen so many stories.

But this dude, he loves to go into a big store and just find people to buy stuff for. And he'll see you in there as a family. Yeah, he'll buy toys, buy bikes. He's bought every kind of thing you can imagine. He's bought toys, he's bought bikes, he's bought every kind of thing you can imagine. He tries to make a difference in everyday lives as well as give to charity and things like that. Yeah, he's one of the nicest celebrities out there, I'd say him. And another one that is high on my list of people that I respect a lot, Piano Reeves.

Oh, yes. I think everybody pretty much universally likes Piano Reeves. I mean, if if you don't like him maybe something's wrong with you i don't know there is something wrong with you i mean how could you not like the dude i mean hurt you he rides the subway by himself seriously he doesn't care seriously he sits and talks to the you know homeless guy on it you know and have no with them like dope people and he gave away like a lot of his money during matrix so that the graphics people yes made you know yes they should what they should have yes yes he did no not only that but he uh started a company that makes motorcycles that's cool yeah that's kind of dope he's so hot yeah is he you know what um i'm gonna say you know i i didn't for a long time get the keanu

reeves thing as far as the the girls fawning over him like that um i do now because it's a quiet cool about him you know it's just that quiet cool guy bobby gives up it is it's a it's a way it's the vibe that johnny depp once thought he gave up before the drunk. But that's gone now. Now just smelly Johnny Depp remains. I don't know. I'm sure people would still, you know, with Johnny Depp. But have either of you ever seen a deaf child ahead sign? Is that like, yeah, did you did that was ever on any of your. Yeah, I've seen that. Have you seen that? I've actually not ever seen that.

I have seen that sign. Not often, but I've seen that. Have you seen that? I've actually not ever seen that. I have seen that sign. Not often, but I've seen it, yeah. Well, there was one of my favorite rants, and apparently there's one of those signs in Saline County. Yeah, that's probably where I've seen it. Yeah, one of the comments was like, if they're deaf, why are they outside playing? I was like, what the hell? Well, because we don't allow deaf people outside around here not in the

usa man more about a blind person yeah right well that was one of the uh posts that the admins turned the comments off because people were just like people were going off on these people you know why are they come on man why are they outside playing you know why are they even here why don't we just take them out from the beginning? Okay, it says, well, if they can't hear, they shouldn't be playing in the streets. Whatever happened to beating the hell out of your children to keep them alive? Bro, are you serious? Really? You going to beat the death out of them?

Yeah. I'll show you. You make sense, bro. Yeah. Now, let me tell you what. Why don't you just take yourself on down and deport yourself from the planet? All right? How about that?

Deport yourself from the planet, chief. Let's see. What is this? We needed. Oh, no. We read that. Crystal said, happy Monday. Happy Monday, Crystal.

She said, can we say hi to my. Hold on one second. I don't know why. Can we say hi to my grandma, Joyce Ernest, please? Hello know why... Can we say hi to my grandma, Joyce Ernest, please? Hello, Joyce. It's very important. Hi, Grandma Joyce Ernest. Joyce.

Give me Joyce. I just got through doing five full calendars in McPherson Unit, Newport. Damn. And currently went flat on six-year parole. So, it's my past. Congratulations. I lived it. Nothing to be ashamed of.

You're right. I was in Newport. I was in Newport no were you yeah uh was that the toughest one for me yes yeah of all the places that i've served time it it was now let me ask you because obviously as i stated earlier i fear prison uh that's uh that's why i never went you know i just it was just as healthy i don't want to be uh violated yeah okay and and well never mind i'm gonna i'm gonna pause on that for a second we'll come back i don't want but uh uh so what when when you first went you had to be of of course, mortified, terrified, I'm sure. Yes. Was it what you expected? Yeah. It was.

It was exactly. No, yeah. It was 100 what I expected. It was just all bad. Yeah. I mean, and, you know, I'd been in county enough times at that point and been with enough people that had been to the pen and come back and, you know, everybody, you know, tries to help you and prepare you for it and everything.

The one thing that pissed me off is we had just gotten commissary at PCRDF, whenever they call this, because you never know when you're going. And so I had like a full trunk of like snacks and cigarettes. Oh, no. You were the red of the unit. But I couldn't take you with me to the penitentiary. I did. I was prepared, though.

I had multiple brawls and like underwear and box and boxers, like, without underwire and stuff like that. Because you could take that with you as long as it was white. Okay. Yeah. So I was prepared like that. Why be racist? The white party's in there. Well, everybody's wearing white.

Okay. Everybody is wearing white at that penitentiary. Racist. I remember Faulkner County had pink. We had pink jumpsuits. Faulkner County. I was in juvenile. We had pink jumpsuits.

They still got it. You had pink jumpsuits? When I was in juvenile, we did. I'll tell you the craziest thing I saw when I went to me, just from an outside observer, and it's not the craziest. It's just humorous to me, is I went to prison to visit someone and they were like, what do you want to get a picture? And I was like, what do you mean? He goes, oh man, they have like an Olin Mills set up where it looks like you're in front of a lake or some shit, man. And I'm like, hold

on. They got an Olin Mills set up here, man. They got some wild ones. Yeah. And I'm like, no, come on, man. That was another thing I was pissed about because they did not have the sweet backdrops whenever I was in the penitentiary to take like cool photos with my mom or my, you know, my client. What was behind yours? The vending machine? My best client from prime time like came and visited me too. Really?

Shout out. Thank you, bro. He also got me a job when I got out of the penitentiary too. Really? Yeah. That is a good client. Yeah. Who is fantastic.

I love Amanda, God damn it. I can't remember his name. I can't shut up. I is a good client. Yeah, he was fantastic. I love Amanda, God damn it. I can't remember his name. I can't shut up. I do, I do, Amanda. I love you so much. Let's do this. Come on. You're crazy. You're a crazy girl. I run for the guy. I love it. Listen up now, I'll tell you a story I love it. Why you laughing? Why you laughing? This shit ain't funny

This shit ain't funny Act like that doesn't get stuck in your head later in the day. Hilarious. I know it does. I know it does. It does. I know it does. I know it does.

All right, let's get to this. So not a good thing here at all. Investigators believe an Indiana man originally charged his ex-girlfriend of a week while holding a gun before switching to a knife and then stabbing her over and over and over again. He's behind bars after charged his ex-girlfriend. He stabbed her more than 20 times. more than 20 times. Wow.

Keywine Gibson, 22. Attempted murder. Hey. Attempted. 20 times plus, and you couldn't finish the job? Yeah, seriously. He thought something else. You got my baby's first knife? Uncompetent murder.

Domestic violence, baby's first weapon? I mean, what is this? They're going to get back together. She's going to put money on his book. Probably so. He's going to put money on his book. Probably so. He'll put money on his book. I mean, I love the ice cream. He missed my vital organs on purpose.

Yeah, exactly. That means he loves her. It could have hit my heart, but he didn't. It could have, but he loved me, girl. Yeah, they do that. I've said that. Police arrived. They found a victim, allegedly able to tell him who her attacker was.

According to the woman, she was coming back to her apartment with groceries when she saw a man standing by the bushes. She said that when she got to the stairs, she could hear him behind her. When she turned to look, she recognized her ex-boyfriend Gibson. She told police she had broken up with him a week ago. He was running toward her with a handgun. As he approached her, he put the gun away, pulled out a knife. she said she couldn't remember how many times they did find over 20 puncture marks i doubt she was counting well maybe i mean i don't know i wouldn't be counting i'm trying to get away bro she got 32 staples in the back of her head god dang that's a lot and he still didn't do the job hold on did he stab her in the head and what it says yeah knife wounds on her chest her armpit her neck her back and shoulders is this like one of those blades on the end of your fingernail what'd you do with your clippers that little one what it is he got he got one of them packages like i got with

the safety the oh it only goes so far yeah it only goes so far yeah yeah not not not a good uh job there man yeah enjoy prison by the way hope you're someone's bitch um indonesia's national disaster management agency said monday at least 10 people died after a series of volcanic eruptions widened on the island of Flores. In other news, people live by volcanoes and wait for the lava to hit them. The eruption of Mount Lua Tobi Laki Laki, I'm saying that three times fast, around midnight spewed thick brownish ash 2,000 meters, 6,500 feet into the air. Hot ashes hit several villages, burning down houses,

including a convent of Catholic nuns, according to Furman Yusuf. He said volcanic material was thrown for three and a half miles from its crater, blanketing nearby villages and towns with tons of debris, forcing people to flee. All the bodies were found within a 2.4-mile radius of the crater. At least 10,000 people have been affected by the eruption in six villages of Wulangatang. Wulangatang, that's not even a real name, is it? Wulangatang? Come on, really?

Okay, let's move on from that then. All right, let's see here we've got uh um okay yeah yeah no that's that's clearly bad too hold on yeah yes crystal prison is very inhumane yes it is uh a 24 year old man was watching the new york city marathon and fell out of the third storystory window to his death while watching the marathon. As 12.30 p.m. racers were passing, wow, he probably fell right in the middle of them. Lucky he didn't land on one of the racers. That would have been a tough one, wouldn't it? Yeah. They'd taken out three or four of them. Wow. Yeah, man. Just fell right in the middle and died. Yeah. They probably ran over Just fell right in the middle. And died. Yeah.

They probably ran over him. They just kept running. Yeah. I'm not stopping. I got a runner high. I got runners high. That's it. Hold on. Let's see. Oh. Yeah. Is there a runner high? This is what it sounded like. They were running over him.

Oh, goodness. Yeah. That's how it sounded. A poorly maintained and overcrowded bus veered off the road and plunged into a deep gorge in northern india i knew it was india yeah killing at least 36 people and injuring many others the accident occurred in the almora district you know where that is of course yeah the mountainous state of utakara hand the bus was carrying about 60 people more than 20 were injured said deepak rawat not deepak chopra that's different authorities said earlier that they believed there were 42 passengers how many people the bus could accommodate teams of rescue workers were deployed to the site officials feared the death toll may

rise further as seven passengers in the hospital were in critical condition tv footage showed parts of the bus mangled and destroyed it was overturned on a rocky slope rescuers were seen working to pull out passengers and bodies on a stretch the uh chief minister said rescue teams were working through the night they opened an investigation into it there were a number that did manage to escape or were thrown out when it was going down the ravine i guess because it started rolling you know and there's no safety equipment on those things it's a bus you know i mean the thing about the school bus there's no seatbelt. They tell you it's safer if you believe it.

I don't know. But in July, 18 people died after a double-decker passenger bus collided with a milk truck. They say there's no use crying over spilled milk, but. But they did. Hello. Hello. Yeah, alright And that will wrap that up

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