Patrick and the People - The Best of Patrick and the People: Joe Exotic on PATP!

Episode Date: December 28, 2024

Originally Recorded 11/25/2024 - Guests: Joe Exotic, Seth Dees, Bryce Moore, Chad Sledge, Amanda Parker, and Luke Shoemaker

you you you you you you You You We are the people, we are the people, we are the people, don't mess with us. Let's go. Morning. It is Patrick and the people. It's Monday and boy, do we have a Monday for you, man. It's going to be a hell of a show today. I'm very, very excited. We did... Meow. Yeah, we did, in fact, have an interview with Joe Exotic yesterday that we will air today. And it's a doozy. You know, it's Joe Exotic, baby. You never know what you're going to get.

And he delivered. He delivered. And we talked about a lot of stuff. So it's a good interview. Let me introduce you to the cast today. To my right, right, it's Chad Sledge. You know him. You love him. He gives bonus holes to people all over the state.

Yeah, this morning. Yeah, that's right. That's right. He has the Piercing Studio, Prime Alert, Tattoo and Piercing, and Conway. So get over and see them over on Oak Street. Yes, sir. And to my right, it is, you know her, Demanda or Amanda. Demanda.

Whichever you prefer. She is the owner of The Break Room. They're doing good enough. They ran out of stuff to break last week. We did. You've renewed your supply? Yes. Well, that's good news.

Very much. Very much. Yesterday was a good day. Yeah? yesterday was a good day yeah it was a good day we we cleared out almost all the goodwills oh that's awesome we had a real good time that's good news i ain't that's good for goodwill it is uh and to my left here man this is great uh you know you hear him every day whether you know it or not it's luke shoemaker he sings our intro and uh this shit ain't funny what's up yo what is up my brother glad to have you in the studio with us man oh good to be back man i was passing through town so i figured i'd stop in and say what's up

man i am glad uh you made it in to see family uh for the holidays out of nashville oh yeah man yeah i got in late last night so how is uh nashville traffic versus little rock oh dude it's people don't know how to drive out there man no oh dude yeah they're insane i call them nash holes dude that's pretty great that's pretty great yeah yeah they don't know how to drive out there man so they drive uh slower faster what's it is it more congested less congested literally all of it that you just said man like they got like the infrastructure a little rock but they got the traffic in la you know what i'm saying yeah so they're growing fast then yeah i mean it's a good thing don't get me wrong but at the same time when

i'm just trying to you know go to like downtown nashville i live about 40 minutes outside of town and if traffic's bad it's more like an hour and 20 minutes outside of town okay so it's a long commute yeah you know depending on where i'm going like if i'm doing something on music row that day or if i'm heading over to like gibson's garage or something like that yeah you know it could take however long he's heading over to gibson's garage that's the guitar right yes yeah oh that's another thing since i seen you last i told you about it all fair but uh yeah the uh the endorsement with all them became official and all that so i'm like a gibson epiphone artist now and all that. So I'm like a Gibson Epiphone artist now. That is awesome.

Man, that's awesome. Oh, thanks, dude. Yeah. That is big time. It was cool how it came together, man. There's these cover shows back in Nashville that I was doing, and there was a guy there named Aljon, and he's become a good buddy of mine. And he is like the dude that designs all the guitars and everything for Gibson

and Epiphone. And he had heard through the grapevine that I was, you know, needing some bass stuff for when vantage starts playing shows and like i do the hired gun thing too in nashville and there was a band that needed me to fill in for a music video that and uh so he's like hey come by this by the garage and i'll show you around a little bit and uh just i mean literally 30 minutes in the garage and it was just the stuff that i was seeing is like prototypes for stuff that's not coming out till next year for like signature series for certain people and then like just everything

they have going on there and it being local and it being people i know and everyone in that company that i met was just the coolest ever and so it was just a real natural progression to join that family you know it's it's kind of a big thing to be a studio musician as well isn't it i mean that's a big thing to be able to keep you working even if you're not dropping a record or something yeah no it can be man i've got a couple different things i do like you know vantage is my baby but one of the big things i do is i'll write for a bunch of other bands in town too like i've had a couple since i seen you last that have hit like octane and all that that i've written that's awesome you know there's that band via sky that I fill in for on bass a lot,

but I write for them quite a bit too. And so there's them, and then there's actually an Arkansas band back here, Senses, that I just wrote with them. Oh, yeah, I know those guys, man. They're great, man. They're actually a really good band. Yeah, and they're super nice dudes too, man. We wrote one together.

Tell them we need to get them in. Actually, yeah. No, I can holler at them for you. I appreciate that. That'd be great. That'd be great well uh let's get to uh some information news that you need we'll start with the people who've outrun the grim reaper let's start locally in little rock you may know him from uh working with him at falcon jet uh happy birthday to michael homsher hey michael happy birthday happy birthday bro hope it's a good one for you man

uh let's see who else has outrun the grim reaper. Christina Applegate, 53. You know, we're from God, a lot of things. Uh, yeah.

Married with children, anchorman. I mean, uh, mom, the babysitter's dead. Oh man. Yeah.

She was in that one. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Love that movie. Uh, let's see, uh,

who else do we care about? John Larroquette. He was in night court. He's 77. Um, Steven L care about? John Larroquette. He was in Night Court. He's 77. Steven Lunsford from Private Practice, 35. Doug Ray Scott is 59. He played a bad guy in Mission Impossible 2, but he's been in a lot of things. Let's see.

Lamb of God's Mark Morton is 52. Like him? Yeah. Okay. All right. And let's see. Is there anybody else you care about here? Joey Chestnut, the championship eater, is 41.

He is ranked first in the world by major league eating. That is a real thing right there, man. All right. And on to the news we go. So let's see what the world's doing. Trump met with NATO Secretary General Mark Rutt. Oh, no, it's Rute in Palm Beach, Florida, to discuss global security issues. NATO said they talked about a range of things facing the alliance in a brief news release Saturday. he became the new head of NATO in October.

As the season of giving approaches, many Americans have already started shopping. The generation planning to spend the most this year? Well, that'd be millennials. 63% of millennials say they plan to spend the same or more as they did last year. The National Federation says between November 1st and December 3rd, spending expected to jump to a record $989 billion. Holiday shoppers are expected to spend 8% more this year than last year for an average of almost $1, dollars uh you think you're gonna spend that much chad oh yeah yeah oh okay yeah three kids and a wife yeah oh yeah you're gonna get there quick huh okay amanda no i can get into divorce so

well that that is a gift to yourself so you can factor that one that keeps on giving and doesn't cost taxes you think you'll get that high 1800 man that's usually my pizza roll budget every week you know what i mean i know that's right i know that's right all seven oh no i'm not reading anything about bts sorry uh let's see it doesn't matter okay yours temporary new companion moving today the mini moon as it's uh been called has been hanging around for about two months it's now going to head back out on the journey through the solar system it's just an asteroid it's about the size of a city bus its origin remains unknown are we sure no we're

not sure of anything anymore mike tyson's been offered 125 grand he just made 20 million right leave him alone okay is it for his jock strap no it's to host a christmas party in vegas wearing chaps and a banana hammock yes i knew it had to be something related to everybody seeing his ass yeah following the uh netflix fight kings of hustler a male review in city, extended the proposal saying we think Tyson's playful side is what our cowboy Christmas party needs. We'll offer him $100,000 plus $25,000 just for accepting.

I'm sure he's going to say no. Yeah, why don't you come through with a little bit more. Let's be real. Thanksgiving is all about food. Sure, we enjoy getting to spend time with loved ones, but potatoes, gravy, turkey, pies, that's what it's about. It turns out the average American will eat a day's worth of calories in one sitting. Their researchers talked to about 1,000 adults to get an idea.

They found the average American consumes about 2,100 calories during Thanksgiving dinner. You think that'll be the case? Probably so. Yeah? Can you put away that much? Where are you going to put it? In my mouth. Balls.

Balls. Balls. Man, hot take, I can't stand Thanksgiving food. Really? Oh, man. Oh, that's awesome. Hold on. No, you can't stand it.

What do you not stand? Man, I just, I'm a picky eater, man. I'm one of those that like the way my family's always done it. We do like the non-traditional kind of stuff. Okay. And so it's either like Mexican food, Italian food. So you don't like the turkey? Yeah, man.

It's just too dry chicken. You know what I'm saying? Dry chicken. Okay. That's all it is, bro. You know what I mean? And I just, I can't do all the green beans and all that stuff, man. I know it's wild, but I'm one of those. I'd rather be dry. I get it, okay. Yeah, that's all it is, bro. You know what I mean? And I can't do all the green beans and all that stuff, man. I know it's wild, but I'm one of those.

I'd rather be bright. I get it, man. I could live on a McGriddle twice a day. You know what I'm saying, bro? And that about does it for me, you know? No, 100%. All right, let's see. The Texas Board of Education.

This is weird. At the end of last week, they approved a new curriculum in the state which allows lessons based on the Bible in K-5 classrooms. It was an 8-7 vote. Now, it doesn't mean everybody's going to do it. It just means those who choose to use it can do it. The curriculum includes lessons about Moses, the golden rule, the story of good Samaritans, etc., etc. Not a fan of it, to be honest with you. No. Not a fan of any religion in a school, but neither here nor there. Weather forecasters around the country are predicting severe weather with winter storms this week,

something that could impact the holidays. Sacramento issued a winter storm warning for the state of Sierra Nevada through tomorrow. Over the weekend, precipitation in Pennsylvania and West Virginia helped the drought conditions that had led to some wildfires. That's good. They had about 17 inches of snowfall. That ought to take care of the fire. You know what I mean? That ought to about do it right there. Glad I don't live in Pennsylvania. Let's see.

The defense trial, or defense rested its case in Daniel Perry's manslaughter and negligent homicide case on Friday. Now, Penny is the guy. He's a former Marine. He was charged in the New York City chokehold death of Jordan Neely in 2023. He pleaded not guilty. He did not take the stand during the defense. Judge is holding a conference with attorneys to talk about jury instructions. Have you followed that trial at all?

No. You hadn't? No. Man, it's a wild trial. But, you know, the guy came on the subway. He had a history of attacks and assaults on the subway uh he had a history of uh attacks and assaults on the subway but he he you know he came into the car threatening everybody saying he was going to kill somebody saying he didn't care if he died uh he started getting in people's faces so this guy was a former marine it's like 23 years old and uh he just grabbed him and held him there you go you know like held him

down kind of in a chokehold another guy was kind of helping him well um you go. You know, like held him down, MMA style, kind of in a chokehold. Another guy was kind of helping him well. They wouldn't, you know, let him go until the police got there. Well, the police did get there, and he did have a pulse at that time. He was also, by the way, on drugs. But he died. And so they blamed this guy. No.

And he's been charged with manslaughter, so we'll see what happens. So when my brother died, he had gotten in a fight with his best friend, and his best friend kind of did something similar. He just kind of sat on him to try to stop him because my brother was inebriated, high on cocaine, all this stuff. And my brother had, you know, extenuating health issue type things in a large chart and um and he died and they tried to charge the guy with that yeah involuntary manslaughter

basically but they didn't convict him no how did it were you okay with that i was okay with it um the rest of the family not so much by the time that they decided on all that, like I was probably six, eight months sober and, you know, work in a program or whatever and just kind of understood that like the disease kills people in so many ways, shapes and forms. Yeah. As much as you love your family member or friend, I mean, if they're, you know, drugged out, intoxicated and perpetrating violence, then things do happen. And it is unfortunate. It wasn't the first time they'd gotten in a fight, you know, so it was just kind of par for the course, you know, other than, you know, my brother dying, that did suck, you know. Yeah, no, of course it did. Yeah, it's horrible. It's horrible. All right. A couple was arrested in Minnesota after conducting what authorities said was an organized shoplifting operation that lasted months, involved multiple people.

They set off store alarms while trying to leave a Lululemon location in Minnesota. They were allowed to leave. said they were responsible for multiple thefts, up to a million dollars in goods from the company, including eight thefts in Colorado October 29th and 30th alone. Wow. So they've been busy on that deal and spree. Hyundai and Kia, this is not good for them. We're calling about 208,000 vehicles for a pretty important problem. National Highway and Traffic Safety Administration said that transistors in the charging control unit may get damaged and stop charging the 12-volt, which can result in a loss of drive power. That's not good. You don't want to run out of power while you're driving. That's bad. Another electrical vehicle problem. Well, you know, there's a lot

to still work out on these that we don't know. Ada County, Idaho has a unique idea about how to rebuild trust in elections. In the next few days, all 271,186 ballots cast on November 5th will be published on an interactive website for anyone to review. Yeah, that'll include how each ballot was tabulated. It was the brainchild of the county clerk, Trent Tripple. What? Yeah, that'll include how each ballot was tabulated. It was the brainchild of the county clerk, Trent Tripple. What a name. And while other counties have published that kind of data in the past, it's the first time that's been published together. I won't have any personal information, by the way. Here's some good news. Kate Winslet made a dream come true for a girl going blind, Lily Ray. She's, from Nottingham, England.

She has a rare genetic condition that causes progressive vision loss. She's crowdfunding a visual bucket list before her eyesight is gone. The crowdfunding campaign caught the attention of actress Kate Winslet. She donated and hosted Lily Ray on a trip to a safari park, and she's brought attention to the campaign, enabling her to fulfill dreams like a trip to Africa, Paris, and Italy. That's pretty cool. That is cool. Here's another good news.

After a Texas family's newly purchased semi truck was stolen, Peter Montez, he's the owner of PM Pleats in Houston, stepped in to help by donating a replacement truck. I'm not talking about a pickup. I'm talking about a semi. The father of three, Kerry Jordan, had used all his family's savings to buy the truck, which he planned to use as their sole source of income. Montez saw the story, was moved by it, was determined to make sure a good one,

and so he donated the new truck to the grateful family. Wow. How that that's awesome we know how much those things cost well they're not cheap no when it comes to good attitudes it says it's hard to beat the one that tim cumberford has the basis for rage against the machine audio slave prophets of rage had uh had his life turned upside down when he was diagnosed with cancer. He said, I have cancer. I'm no longer crying about it. He's still producing music, has a nickname for himself. After going through a roughly two-year period where he didn't want to talk about his diagnosis, he says, I call myself Cancer Man.

I'm in the best shape of my life. It sounds extremely rock and roll positive, but he went on to say that cancer will never be gone through. It's always going to be there. So I guess at least he has a positive attitude about it, right? I mean, you may as well live the best you can the rest of the time you go. Wicked ruled the North American box office this weekend. It took in 114 million. Damn, really? Yes. Everybody I know was going to see that in a couple times wow yeah okay well good for it uh it had the best global opening a take of 164.2 point million around the world uh the biggest opening for ariana grande oh she's in it yeah oh who does she play in it glinda glinda the good way the good witch okay uh the other big movie that uh did good gladiator

two it had a solid 55.5 million uh the christmas action movie with the rock was third with 13.3 million you know i went and saw it the other day it wasn't as bad as they make it out no it wasn't yeah and i was actually solid you liked it yeah that was pretty funny. Okay, all right. Idris Elba apparently is joining Masters of the Universe. Yeah, everybody loves Idris Elba. All the guys like him, all the ladies. I mean, everybody loves that dude. He'll play Duncan, also known as Man-at-Arms.

If you watched He-Man growing up, you know who the Man-at-Arms is. Yeah. He has his shirt off like the whole time. Yeah, yeah no i'm sure that's very exciting for you the character told by the king to create an elite force which he decides to call masters of the universe also stars allison free nicholas uh galizatine i don't even know this camilla mendez i don't know any of those people don't care doesn't matter just want to see e-dress yeah well they may have some other i don't know he-man people. Don't care. Doesn't matter. Just want to see E-Tress. Yeah. Well, they may have some other. I don't know. He-Man may be handsome, too.

John Christian, a Florida tree trimmer, miraculously survived being stung over 100 times by a swarm of aggressive bees and falling 30 feet from a... No. Hell no. Yeah. After disturbing a hive, the bees attacked. No. He hit the switch that trapped him, forcing him to jump. He hit a roof before he hit the ground.

Despite having a bee sting allergy, he suffered no broken bones, no internal injuries. Doctors called him the luckiest person in the world. Seriously? All that swelling saved him when he got down. Yeah, he bounced. Is that what it was? Oh, my God. They'd have to put me in a coma for like one of them drug-induced comas for a minute.

That shit would be so painful. That'd be horrible. That's rough, man. Oof. Well, a weekend of football upheaval again in the NCAA. Seven top 25 teams went down and no doubt will reshape the playoffs. Number two, Ohio State put it on number five, Indiana, 38-15. Notre Dame handled Army, 49-14.

Unranked Oklahoma took down number seven, Alabama. How the mighty have fallen. Oh, man. It's almost sad to see. 24-3. Did you see the videos from their post-celebration? They weren't leaving. Oklahoma was on the field, and it was just bouncing like a corn concert.

Yeah, they just beat Alabama. Yeah, I wonder what their final will be. Well, they beat this Alabama. This Alabama. Right, right, right. This ain't Nick Saban's Alabama. Right, right, right. I wouldn't be that happy.

Just like the D squad Alabama. I mean, it's weird. It's a restart. It's hard to get used to, though, seeing these numbers. Yeah. Alabama and State. No, you've seen them for a decade or better run the charts, you know. Let's see.

Florida upset number nine, Ole Miss, 24-17. 21, Arizona State beat BYU, 28-23. Auburn got by number 15, Texas A&M, 43-41 in four overtimes. Dang. I know. And Kansas beat up number 16, Colorado. Kansas unranked, 37-21. Yeah, that's when you get beat by Kansas in football.

It's a bad day. That's a bad day. That's not Deion's Colorado race. No, Deion, they're in trouble, man. Oh, are they? Well, his son, Shadur Sanders, they say he pushed the ref. I guess he kind of did. Yeah, he did.

Yeah, he did. I mean, he's Deion's son. I bet he pushed the ref. No, he's, well, apparently. He just got a little excited and kind of went up and kind of, you know, kind of chest bumped. I was like, what's up? Yeah, yeah. Well, look, the dude, I mean.

Oh, was he like checking him or was he not? Like a push away. I'm not saying he should have done it. I'm saying that everybody was, you know, piled on him and stepping on him and walking on him. He didn't feel like the ref was trying to protect him. And so he jumped up and. He didn't know what he thought about it.

He probably shouldn't have done it. Prime time. Probably shouldn't have. Third round of the playoff rankings unveiled tomorrow at about 8 p.m. Eastern time. But right now, prognosticators trying to figure it out. So here's what they think. They think number one will be Oregon.

Number two will be Texas. Number three, Miami, Florida. And number four, Arizona State. Oh, you mean Arkansas is not on there? Wow. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know if I.

Oh, you mean Arkansas is not on there? Wow. Yeah, yeah. I don't know if I – it says Oregon with a bye as Big Ten, Texas with a bye as SEC, Miami, Florida with a bye as ACC, and Arizona as Big 12. Where were the Buckeyes in that? It says 12 Boise State versus five Ohio State is what they think, 11 SMU versus Penn State.

Tennessee versus Notre Dame. Indiana versus Georgia. That's probably a good game. I would think Georgia might get that one. What do you think? Georgia. Yeah, yeah. But I root for the SEC, obviously.

All right. Let's do something a little different, shall we? You love your adorable new baby. Don't you want to give it every advantage? We do. You know, it's never too early to start Botox. Let's go get some baby Botox. Preserve your baby's skin.

Let's go get some baby Botox. I know what you're thinking. You're crazy. It's just a baby. A baby with perfect skin? How long do you think that's going to last? Let's go get some baby Bot gonna last you want your baby to be the babiest one on the playground wow she doesn't look a day over two you don't want other less crinkly babies laughing at it don't you want to be a good parent you know for a change bring your baby in now before it's too late for baby botox they're gonna hate you eventually you need that in your life you

do you don't want to be caught at a holiday party with a wrinkly baby. Let's see what the people are saying. LaTosha said, good morning, beautiful people. I can't wait to hear the Joe Exotic interview. That's coming up in just a little bit. Right after 7 o'clock, we'll drop that. Let's see. Hello, Jonathan Degood.

What's up, man? Johnny Degood. What's up said what's up man johnny be good man yeah they rocked it out uh dark from day one when they came in here the other day man they just absolutely slayed it and he's one of the best drummers in the state man every time man yeah he had a little box oh my god for the drum that thing was sweet i was watching him as i couldn't take my eyes off him, you know, doing that. It was like that was the coolest thing I'd seen. Oh, yeah, dude.

Yeah, that thing's awesome. Oh, man, it was good. So good. Let's see. Joe set out for a morning run. Stopped to clog a toilet. Hey, good for you, man. Good job, man.

Good for you, man. Rich Rockwell, the Bruce Buffer of Little Rock, said hello. What's up, Rich? What's up, man? And Darren said cheers, brothers. What's up, Rich? What's up, man? And Darren said cheers, brothers. What's up, man? What's up, Darren Riggin? Yeah, big, big things going on.

Let's see, January 25th coming up, we have Arkenbrough. I know, I saw that. I like these surprises, you know, when I'm scrolling Facebook. I'm like, holy shit, this is what we're doing? Yeah, I know. So right here at the Legion Scaffold Broadcast Studio Center, we will have January 25th Ark and Brawl. And that is four different wrestling division leagues

that are going to battle for supremacy right here in our facility. We're going to have a ring set up. We're going to have bleachers set up. We're going to have free food for everybody. Oh, my God, I cannot wait for that. And the ticket price is free. Pretty free. It's free. It's a free show. That's going to have free food for everybody. Oh, my God, I cannot wait for this. And the ticket price is free. Pretty free. It's free.

It's a free show. That's right. Pretty, pretty, pretty. You come out, support these guys. They are awesome. They're fun. I mean, they're laying it on the line. It is going to be a hell of a fun evening for the price of free,

and that includes your hot dogs and everything. So I want you to come out and enjoy that and have a good time with us. What else is going on? Oh, Wednesday, we will have the debut of our new segment from XFL Jim. And if you don't know XFL Jim, he's insane. He has a mullet. I'm not sure that he's right as a human. I think he's got something going on with him.

And I dig it, to be honest with you. And I think you will, too. We'll debut his football segment Wednesday. And that should be a lot of fun. Now, we will be out Thursday and Friday for the holidays. So please know we will play a best of

on Thursday and Friday because now we can play a best of. We got enough content now. Yeah, we got plenty. We got plenty. We do. We do. And thank you guys, by the way. Things are going amazing all the way around. Our numbers continue to climb. We're so thankful. We're so grateful in every possible way. Let's do something a little different here, shall we? Let's do this. You know what? As a real estate agent, putting you with the right mortgage person is critical. One of my favorites to work with is Josh Taylor at AMC Mortgage. And

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So yesterday, you know, we double confirmed, and I felt extra confident when he followed us on social media. I was like, hey, that's cool. You know, Joe Exotic followed us. And so I felt very confident until the time passed yesterday, and I was sitting there. And me and Gunnar, right before I left the studio, I was like, we're done with Joe Exotic, man. We're done, man. Because we thought, you know, he might've been yanking our chain. And so I left to go do a real estate showing and I was just

about to pull up and I looked down, my phone's ringing. It says federal prison. I'm like, well, hell, let me answer it and federal prison I'm like well hell let me answer it and see I don't know anybody but Joe you know and sure enough it was there I am driving down the road in West Little Rock talking to Joe Exotic on my smartphone you know and uh and so he was like well can I call back at three and I was like no absolutely you can yeah and then he called and we started talking, and about, I think, maybe three minutes in, I hear something, and then it just goes dead.

Uh-oh. And I'm like, did he get busted with a phone? What happened, man? And you'll see in a minute what happened, which is pretty funny when he explained it. I was like, oh, okay. I never would have thought about it like that, but it was great.

So it was a big win for us. You'll hear at the end that he decides that maybe he should just be calling us every week now. That is awesome. Every single week. We'll be getting an update from Joe Exotic and what's going on in his world. He's going to call us every Sunday and uh tell us what's happening what's going on so now life is so good tiger like i'm not mad you know what i'm not mad at all came early right you know let's uh now listen he is calling on you know a phone from prison and it is playing through my

cell phone so you know it doesn't next time he'll call in through the studio line uh but it's not as good audio as i want it but it's good it'll sound fine yeah all right here we go let's uh let's play joe exotic can we okay can you hear me joe yeah i can okay great great great man i'm so glad to have you on i I know that we don't have a lot of time. How long do we have, Joe? Fifteen minutes. Fifteen minutes. Well, first of all, let me say thank you so much for what you did during the pandemic. I mean, the whole world was coming apart. I think you were the glue that kept us together. Yeah, I wish I could take credit for that, man.

I would have destroyed my entire life yeah yeah well i tell you what everybody you know is rooting for you as wanting good things for you i'll tell you that uh so tell me this i know that um you have got a lot going on right now what are you working on as far as a pardon? You've asked for a new pardon again, right? Right, right. And according to casinos.com, they're taking bets on who he's going to pardon in the first 108 days or 100 days. Yeah. And I'm number eight.

So let's keep our fingers crossed. Well, we'll work to get it to number one. And I know that you mentioned that you would like to have a cabinet position. I would. He's already filled the director of agriculture. I would like to be the director of the Federal Fish and Wildlife. Yeah, man, that would probably be amazing to have you in that position. I mean, do you really want to do that?

Well, you know, somebody has to change it and somebody's got to stop this before more people end up in jail for nothing like I am. Right, no doubt about it. We understand that. So what are your, you know, attorneys doing meanwhile, you know, in lieu of a pardon to

get you out of there? Are they still working diligently to find a way to get you out? Well, you know, I'm on appeal right now to overturn my conviction with all that new evidence that is at the joexoticofficial.com website. Yeah. that is at the joexoticofficial.com website. Yeah, and that's where everybody needs to go to see more about it is the, you know, Joe Exotic official website, right? Yeah.

Okay, good, good, good. Now, tell me about, well, first of all, let me say congratulations on your engagement. Well, I appreciate it. I appreciate it. I just hope I can keep him in America or I'm going to have to leave America. Is that right?

Well, so what is his release date? May. Okay, he gets out in May. All right. Yeah, yeah. And so, you know, you guys, what's the plan as far as a wedding, things like that? Are you going to do that in prison before he goes or what? We're trying

yeah is it hard to be able to i mean do you get a lot of time together there oh that's beautiful that's awesome man yeah now go ahead go ahead oh i was saying uh is it's pretty open there for you it's you know where where you guys can interact all the time. Yeah. See now what a lot of people don't understand, especially Carol Baskin, because she gloats that she has to be in a cage. The place that I'm at is a medical center. Okay.

And there's no, no jail sales or bars or doors it's like an open dorm college campus okay okay so you know more like you're you're just stuck on a college campus and can't leave yeah yeah okay okay uh tell me about it because i know that your business team is working overtime, because I saw in the news that you were just now releasing an AI porn clone. How did that even come about? I didn't even know of such a thing. This company just called me and asked me if I would represent them. Yeah. So I was like, hell yeah.

I'll do anything to make money right now, because I'm broke as fuck. I hear you. I hear you. I hear you. Can anybody send money via your website or on your books? I said, can anybody send you money? Oh, I think we just lost Joey. Hey, that's all right, Joe. I understand, man.

I figured something probably happened. Well, there's 300 people and six phones and fucking, they argue with their wives and they beat the phones. So the fucking cord's short out. Oh, damn, man. That's crazy, buddy. That's crazy. No fucking system is crazy.

Man, it is. So you were talking about your AI porn clone. No fucking system is crazy. Yeah. And so, you know, back in 2013, I used to be a model for Playgirl. Yeah. They took some of those pictures and cloned me. And then, you know, I had to call and read a script. And that's how they got my voice.

Okay. So whatever it takes to pay the lawyers. No, no doubt about it. I mean, I would do the same thing if they called me and I'm not even in prison. You know what I mean? You know, by the way, I want to tell you this before, you know, anything else might interrupt us. I was talking to my producer. And so, you know, we have that line with voicemail.

Anytime you want to leave us a message, you can leave as many as you want, Joe. We will play them over the air to get the word out on anything you need. So just know that's available to you. And I will play every single voicemail you send us, and you can do it anytime that you want. When you stay over there, what do you got? Well, as far as on our show, you know, releasing it online, releasing it on air, just getting the word out for you. So if you ever need to leave a voicemail,

if you just during the week think of something or something happens, and you want to get the word out for you. So if you ever need to leave a voicemail, if you just during the week think of something or something happens and you want to get the word out. All the time. Well, feel free to leave us voicemails and we'll run it every day like a segment. I don't care, Joe. I want to get the word out. What's the name of your show?

It's Patrick and the People. And it's on TV or just the Internet? No, it's everywhere, man. It streams live live it's on audible it's on amazon it's on spotify it streams in about 30 locations we are literally all over the place joe yeah man we we'd love to have you on. There's so many issues. What's going on in here, Patrick, is so wrong. Yeah? Well, tell me about it. It's wrong, man. There's more bullshit drugs in here than there is out there. You know, I've heard that.

And the guards are the ones bringing it in. You can take a construction worker, a brain surgeon, a doctor, a teacher, and let them go to work for eight hours. They might carry a briefcase or a lunch pail with that. A prison guard carries a backpack that probably

weighs 100 pounds. Just bringing in contraband? And carrying shit home. Stealing shit. Oh, wow. Wow. Yeah, it's insane. And the mold and the algae and the rats and the filth is just crazy.

You mean it's got rats and filth in it? Where you're at? Just in three weeks, I've caught 25 rats on blue traps under my bed. Are you serious? Yeah. That's crazy, man. Yeah. And you know, the first thing Trump needs to do when he gets in office is anybody that qualifies to go to a camp.

You know what a federal camp is? What is a federal camp? It's like an apartment complex with no fence around it. Oh, okay. But you're not allowed to leave. I got you. Anybody that qualifies to go to one should go home and get a job.

Yeah. And start supporting your family because the billions of dollars that y'all out there are paying for people to stay in a camp is bullshit. So you feel like it's just wasting taxpayer money? You know it is

because, look, if you don't come here, crackhead, you're probably going to leave here crackhead. Really? It's that bad? It's that bad. Man, that's sad to hear, man. You hate hearing things like that. It is. So, you know, like, I've got a

21-year sentence. Right. For what? For what? Okay. They've all admitted to perjury. They admitted to plot to kill me. Why am I even here? Okay.

And not to mention 21 years. Right. Right. No, it seems egregious, number one. And we have seen the information, and it does seem to me that there's something wrong here. There's something bad wrong. Yeah. So this appeal that's coming up, when is the next hearing on that or trial?

Okay, the way appeals work is, okay, we filed our appeal, and we filed our brief with all the new evidence. Okay, the government has 30 days to respond. Okay. Okay. So they could respond in any way. They could respond with yes, they could respond with no, or anything in between. Yeah. Yeah. let them go or they could try and take me back to trial yeah which which they're never going to do that because their witnesses have already admitted the perjury okay so do you feel optimistic that

this appeal may work well i mean if it doesn't i'm gonna die in here because we have enough evidence to prove that i'm innocent yeah so you in other words, you've got the evidence. If you don't get out, it's only because they're not going to let you out. Right, right. Now, that would be a damn shame. And that's why I need Trump. No, I understand that. I understand why you're trying to get to him, for sure. Well, we definitely want to help amplify that message for you, Joe,

and get it out there to people so they know what the hell to do to help you. I mean, are there petitions out there? Are there ways that these folks can reach them and tell them, hey, we want you to do something? If you push the website, the JoeExoticOfficial.com, there's an evidence link there. There's a petition link there. Everything you need is from that website. At the JoeExoticOfficial.com location. Right.

And then I'll have the girls send you a GoFundMe that we have set up. Great. Because, you know, a lot of people think that I'm just loaded because of Tiger King, but people don't realize I didn't get paid for Tiger King. I was in jail two years before Tiger King was filmed. Not only that, but I'm sure that attorneys have to be paid for Tiger King. I was in jail two years before Tiger King was filmed.

Not only that, but I'm sure that attorneys have to be paid for and all of these things. Yeah, so what I'm trying to do is just raise $1,900 for Christmas so me and George can each buy our groceries for November and December and $400 for the official wedding. Okay, okay. So $1,900 is the goal right now. I bet we can help with that, I'm sure. It's not like I'm asking for a million bucks, you know?

No, that's a pretty small ask as far as they go, Joe. I'm not going to lie to you. That's pretty reasonable there. It's pretty crazy, but then I cannot get anybody to donate. It's crazy. Well, let me see if maybe we can help out a little bit with that. Now, Joe, what kind of food do you guys get there? It's crap.

Most of it is expired. Believe it or not, yeah. I'm saying expired by like eight, nine months. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. Okay. that's terrible man yeah yeah now what what about as far as i mean clearly at least you do have some access to the outside world which is good uh is that helping some to to help you well you know i do probably an interview or two a day, which helps a lot. Yeah. Because

it's keeping my name out there. Because, you know, they used to keep me shut up. They kept my phone privileges taken away. Right. I couldn't use an email or none of that. Now, I can at least do phone interviews.

And actually, they just started approving people to come in and interview me. You really need to get on the Federal Medical Center website in Fort Worth. Okay. And fill out a press thing. Okay. So far, nobody's came to talk to me. Well, I'll tell you what. I'll go on there and fill it out and come talk to you.

I would love for you to come just sit down and visit with me. Well, hell yeah, I will. Yeah, you say I have to go to the Fort Worth Medical Center site? Website and fill out the press thing. Okay. All right. I will get that done this week. We'll get that filled out and see if we can get approved on that list to get in there and, you know, talk to you in person.

Get that set up where we can broadcast that across the world. Yeah, hell yeah. Yeah, that'd be great, man. I'd love that. That'd be a great thing to do, Joe. All right. Cool, cool. All right.

Cool, cool. But yeah, have you not watched the videos of all of the people in mid-reprosery? I haven't seen that, to be honest with you. That's one of the things I have not seen. When you said that, I was a little bit taken aback because I was unaware they had done that. Yeah, when you get on that website, go to the evidence link and watch the videos you'll you'll you'll question yourself why the hell is this man still in prison well none of these people been charged yeah they even the hitman even went one step further and took my lawyers and netflix to the zoo and showed him where he hid a murder weapon their original plan was to kill me wow that's insane man and you

know what i'm not shocked to hear that because i did watch the documentary and i did see some of the stuff that happened and it didn't make sense to me it's never made sense to me to be honest with you i've always thought that you were railroaded to be Yeah, I don't get it. I don't understand. All of this so you can't pay the baby tag right back. Well, it seems ludicrous, to be honest. I mean, we all know you never even got there.

It was never even a reality that an attempt on a life happened. And it's all been a lot of conjured up stuff. Well, who the hell even thinks you can drive to Florida and shock somebody and drive

back and kill them on $3,000? No, that's not a very good budget for murder. It's a little low on the budget list, you know. You probably made that much for a tiger cub and then some. Why would you want... Come on, man.

You know? Go watch those videos. Sunday's at 11 o'clock is a good time for me. How about just expecting me to call you every Sunday at 11? I love that. Let's do it. Every Sunday

at 11 o'clock, we're going to do a call. We're going to do an update, and I'm going to get this thing filled out on the website for you so I can come down there personally, and we'll do an in-person video interview. That would be amazing. All right. All right, Joe. Thank you, man.

Have a great day. Bye-bye, buddy. You too. And there you go. That was Joe Exotic live from the penitentiary right there, man. And what a great, interesting call that was, huh? What do you think, Amanda? I love it.

I formerly request to be able to go with you. You want to go on that road trip? I want to go on that road trip. All right. Well, we'll get a team together to go on that road trip. I'm definitely going to get that set up this week. Look, we did post his GoFundMe. He's trying to get $1,900, he said, for food for a couple months

and I guess $400 for his wedding. So, look, if you've got a buck or two and you like Joe Exotic and you're entertained by him, he's going to be here every week. Throw him a couple bucks or something if you can. I mean, help the guy out. He literally is broke. You can't say he's not entertaining. That's for damn sure. No. You know, even the guy out. He literally is broke. And, you know, you can't say he's not entertaining. That's for damn sure.

No. You know, even over the phone. So let me reintroduce some people who are sitting down now. We've swapped out just a little bit here. To my left is Bryce Moore, a local comedian. When I say local, you perform a lot in the Jonesboro area. Is that right? Yes, sir.

That's right. Jonesboro and Memphis. Okay. Okay. And so right? Yes, sir. That's right. Jonesboro and Memphis. Okay. Okay. And so you are up and coming. Are you doing open mic at places? Are you performing feature, headline? What do you do?

I'm not headlining yet. I'm not headlining yet. No, I open mic a lot. I usually try to make it to one a week in Memphis because gas is expensive. Sure. Yeah. No, it sure is yeah we have two monthly we actually have three monthly mics in jonesboro one at skinny j's uh one at cregan's that we might

be losing soon so don't quote me on that one and then one at uh recovery room okay yeah at the recovery room recovery room downtown it's like a sober place right uh no they they sell alcohol oh okay it's more like a coffee shop but they sell but that's called the recovery room what an interesting name i thought that too yeah i would have thought that was a 12 step program there too uh what nea comedians is sort of the group that runs the life support scene in jonesborough uh but we have comedy shows at recovery room they're really good to us over there that's awesome that's awesome that's awesome uh who inspired you as a comedian uh as a comedian uh so my comedy influences mainly are the blue collar guys foxworthy ron white later the cable guy okay yeah okay kind of a broad family oriented uh

type thing a lot of observation stuff yeah that's kind of what i was into and then in high school i got more into george carlin richard pryor and uh later on i picked up like christopher titus craig ferguson gabriel glacius lots of guys yeah i like george carlin a lot he was a pretty sharp cat real good maybe audiences think yeah no absolutely he was just a special character you know he was and then as far as like the imaging and all that kind of stuff actually my influence comes from kiss oh yeah yeah that's that's my favorite man i think i'm wearing a kiss shirt underneath there yeah rock and roll over there you go baby yeah rock and roll all night and part of every day right that's right uh and to my right right over here uh is a longtime friend of mine and a comedian who has been uh working in this market and all over the country, I believe, for the past many years.

Maybe one of the greatest comedy names in history, especially in the past 10 years, Seth Dees. D-E-E-S, like Dees Nuts. Yeah, that's me, man. Yeah, I've been at it since 09. I know, man. You've been doing this a long time, buddy. A long time, and I'm still here in beautiful, crime-free Arkansas. Yeah, that's right, baby.

Welcome. Welcome home. Yeah. And getting started, you were like one of the heavy hitters of stand-up in Little Rock back in the day. Well, you know, we just, we kind of got lucky, to be honest with you, Seth. I disagree with that. I remember, like, I use you as an example, Patrick, when I'm talking to new comics that

are like, how do I break the mold how do i set myself apart and i say things like there's a guy named patrick angry patrick he would call into radio stations and just rant about the things that were making him pissed off that week yeah and eventually you grew up you grew a following the the angry army and yeah the angry army back then yeah that's what i called I call them. You just say where you're going to be on the weekend and they would pack out. It was, it was cool. It was, it was good times, you know, um, I, I enjoyed doing it and I I've always enjoyed working, you know, with all the different comedians like yourself. We had, uh, you know, at one point we had some great competitions. Uh, we did a lot of stuff I haven't done, you know, stand up in two or three years but

i i would like to uh do that again here soon uh for sure uh now you've got uh an event is it tonight tonight we're tonight we're doing a live roast battle at the joint really comedy theater yeah okay now how does that work so um i we i'm a co-host of a podcast called the partially cooked podcast okay and all month we interview four comedians uh that are going to be on the podcast and we ask them very intrusive questions about their lives okay about their experience and stand-up uh and then the comedians get together at the joint once a month um tonight they're going to do their stand-up sets and then after that they're going to roast each other itup sets. And then after that, they're going to roast each other.

It's tournament-based, and there's an actual medal heavyweight championship belt. Oh, really? Yes. Now, so does it, is it like in rounds where they go head-to-head? Yes, they'll go head-to-head. Everyone kind of goes. So M&M style, eight-mile style. Don't choke me, Rabbit.

Like, we need you they do five jokes uh okay and then the audience chooses we also have a uh a decibel reader and then you know my co-host bear and i we also kind of pick our favorite because you know sometimes you just bring your own people yeah you don't have to tell a joke if you got 50 people in the audience right right so this kind of keeps people from just showing up without jokes so so so you know you have your first two come in they go head to head right uh very much like i i guess the jeff ross roast uh battles similar very heavily do you have a wave the wave if you've ever seen uh jeff ross's roast battle one of the things i do love the most about that show is that group the The Wave, that jumps up and does the physical stuff in between.

No, we don't do anything like that. We usually have a guest comic come up and do a set. And then the comics that are roasting each other, they'll go up and do seven minutes. Right, right. They perform, yeah. And then with The Joint, we were were doing at the loony bin for a long time love the loony bin excellent spot it's just with the joint we were able to be a little more interactive like i'm bringing a intro video i'm bringing like a joke counter yeah a little

more multimedia exactly and so love love the loony bin that's where i took the stage for the first where you cut your teeth that exactly. Cut a lot of teeth there. And then the joint love the Looney Bin, but the joint's got pictures of local comics up in the back room. They kind of celebrate the locals. Don't get me wrong.

The Looney Bin is so supportive of local comedy. Wayne up there. Yeah, Wayne's good people. He, uh, he does like a local showcase once a month gets, yeah, make sure the comics are taking turns. And if there's never any doubt how you're doing at the loon,

because Wayne will tell you immediately. I get that from Wayne. You know, I've, uh, I've, I've recently gotten to know him a little better. And,

uh, I get that, that he's a, he's a pretty straight shooter. There's no gray area with that. Seth, who inspired you in comedy as far as stand-up artists who were famous at the time you were growing up? Man, I've been watching stand-up since I could walk. The ones that really stick out to me as a child were Brian Regan.

Oh, okay. Brian Regan. Man, he's a great comedian. Yeah, he's a comedian's comedian. He really is., man, he's a great comedian. He's a comedian's comedian. He really is. You know, he's, he's a craftsman. Um, he is a pretty family friendly, like Gaffigan, you know, and, uh, he, he's got a great repertoire. Absolutely. Uh, you know, you take your kids to go see Brian Regan. Yeah. Um, I loved Nick Swartzen. Nick Swartzen was on comedy central presents at 22 years old. Yeah. No, I like Nick Swartzen. Nick Swartzen was on Comedy Central Presents at 22 years old. Yeah, I like Nick Swartzen.

I've always liked him through his affiliation with Happy Madison and everything that he does there. As a matter of fact, I love Grandma's Boy. That's a funny movie to me. It's a funny story. He connected with Adam Sandler because Adam Sandler was at home watching his Comedy Central Presents special. Really? And said, I want to work with that guy.

Is that right? And found him. And now they're best buds. Yeah. It's crazy. That's a cool story. Just be funny. That's like the real rule of stand-up.

It's all these politically correctness. Like, can you say this? Can you say that? You can say whatever the hell you want as long as you're funny. Yeah. You know, I think that's the rule that's been talked about a lot recently. Is you can be 49% offensive and 51% funny, you win. All this political correctness is going away, man.

This woke era, which I respected it because you'd hear so many old dog comics be like, I can't say what I want to say. It's just, no, you're saying horrible things that aren't funny. You've got to be able to be funny and say horrible things. Yeah. You know, uh, Anthony Jeselnik is a great example of saying horrible things and being very funny. He's actually got a really good interview. I think it was with Theo Vaughn where he says that the trick to comedy is getting away with it. Yeah, that is the trick. I mean, if you go up on stage, people see your special, and you say that thing that just everyone's mad at,

you didn't get away with it. No, that's usual. Now, I'll say this. You do have to break some eggs to make an omelet, and sometimes people get offended. Right. But typically, if you're a craftsman, if you're good, then you are going to.

Look, Daniel Tosh does it very well, too. Right. He tells a joke it's an abortion joke and i'm i'm not a fan generally of those jokes to be honest with you but he does it so well in the uh i think it's happy people yes is the name of that set and it's just one of the greatest deliveries i've ever seen in my life and he does it in this very non-threatening, charming, cute way, you know, and gets away with it. So it just depends on, um, on, on how you, you position it. I've known comedians who like that shock value. Yes. And I think there's a place for it, of course.

Uh, but I think it has to be balanced, you know? Right. It's so crazy, audiences, man. You never know because. No, that's damn true. My co-host Bear, he's a pretty dark comic. But he's so funny. It's so hilarious. And you'll see audiences that, like, they're ready to buy his shirts. They're ready to subscribe and see every one of his shows. And then sometimes you see audiences that are like, I didn't like the stuff about babies.

Yeah, no. I don't like that. Yeah, I didn't like the stuff about babies. Yeah. No, like that. Yeah. No. And, and we talk about selective outrage, you know, those are people who, you know, they're never offended until you talk about cancer or until you talk about this, you know, because it, it seems personal to them, but, uh, in comedy there there's, there's no, everything's fair. Right now. And let me, uh, since I've got a couple comedians sitting here with me, and Bryce, scoot you in just a little bit here, so folks, there you go, so they can see it. Did you guys hear that Cat Williams just bought an old military base in Alabama with 3 million square feet of inside space and, I don't know, 100 plus acres of land.

And he's going to build his own studio like Tyler Perry. I had not heard that. That's incredible. Yeah, yeah. He wants to be a movie mogul. He purchased an old military base in Alabama. It's Fort McClellan. And it's some Cold War era barracks that had been up for sale for about a million and a half, which is a bargain.

It's just known as Starships locally. The barracks and the property consist of 30 concrete buildings, 3 million square feet indoors, 10 barracks with 20 rooms each, two large gyms, more than 90 acres of usable land on the old Fort McClellan site. And he's turning that all into a movie studio. Fort Pimpin', baby, come on out. Come on out and get famous at Fort Pimpin'. Cat Williams is, I would put him and Dane Cook alone as far as stage presence goes. They are the top of the food chain. Now, whether you like either of them or not is irrelevant.

Their energy, what they give to you on the stage is unrivaled. Yeah, they leave it all up there. Yeah, and now I do like Cat Williams better. Right. But I do like both of them. Dane Cook kind of changed the game on stand-up. If you remember back in the day. Well, yeah, he did it on MySpace. He was was the first internet guy a lot of people hated him for that because

he didn't rock with his advertising he got on napster and he would put his tracks on napster but he would tag like metallica and nirvana did he search for that's pretty funny his stuff would come up and it was just that's guerrilla marketing right but what he did do is he bypassed the circuit and at that time nobody bypassed the circuit so everybody was very angry in the comedy world which was just some petty but uh bryce are you a fan of uh cat williams yes yeah i'm pretty fan of cat williams yeah what about dane cook do you like him at all i've only seen just a couple clips with dane cook so yeah i need to explore him a little more yeah his early sets uh there's one uh i'm trying to remember the name of it but he does it it's in the round uh circle that's it that's it that is it and that watch that that's a clinic yeah on uh on the really presence yeah yeah i mean

he's in the middle of a of an arena round stage i think i've seen a clip from that where he's talking about uh an atheist he told a guy god bless you yeah yeah yeah i'm not the lord yeah that's a great great skit um uh you were a fan of uh were you a fan of dane or or he changed my personality for a while for a while i would just walk around just going uh yeah yeah yeah i'm so sorry yo dane cook man he's something else did anybody see him when he came he came here i didn't even know that he came here i'm sad to say here um i think it was maybe all teller verizon at the time i don't remember it was 2010 maybe yeah yeah i think it was 20 2009 2010 something like that yeah oh well i know he's

gotten a lot darker i don't know i haven't listened to anything most recent and maybe like seven million dollars from him yeah that'll make you dark dark after that yeah seven million dollars stolen by your brother make you real damn dark i'd probably be next to joe exotic right now all right let's uh let's do something a little bit different. While I've got these comedians at my helm, I'm going to want to bring Luke and Chad back up here in a minute, but let's do this first. Yes, the album drops soon.

This is the segment, not like the other. People do stupid shit, you say, oh brother. Hey, it's not a copy or a clone of any previous bit. But if you think so, hey, we don't give a shit. Yeah. Whackadoos in the news. That's right. That's right.

That's right. Whackadoos in the news, baby. Let's do this. This comes out of the Netherlands. You know that drugs come in a lot of shapes and sizes. Oh, my God. Every now and again, you come across something extraordinary. That's what the police said about finding a garden gnome made completely of MDMA.

Whoa. The gnome himself was visibly shocked by it. of MDMA. The gnome himself was visibly shocked by it. The police found the gnome among a large batch of drugs seized in the area because the little statue weighed nearly two kilos. They decided to get it tested and they found out it was made completely of molly. Wow. They didn't say exactly. How big was it? Well, I mean, all I know is two kilos. Two kilos. Yeah, they didn't say exactly where and when the bust was made, but they cover, well, it doesn't matter, the municipalities, but made purely of the party drug,

which means he's ditching the garden for the nightclub. Yeah, that's what it says. MDMA, also known as ecstasy. So, you know, that's a lot of it. Also known as my entire teenage and early 20 years. That was the entire time? Yeah. The 90s ruled. The 90s had a lot of that going on, didn't it? Yeah, no doubt about it. All right, let's see. Oh, this is great. A St. Louis man who police saw walking to his car with about $500 worth of stolen Red Bull

led officers on pursuit where they went over 120 miles an hour. For Red Bull. Yeah, that's right. And they charged Anthony Simpson, 33, with felony aggravated fleeing as well as stealing and driving with a revoked license. He is sitting in on about $50,000 cash-only bond. But the O'Fallon police said officers were looking for Simpson on an active warrant, familiar with his prior stealing patterns, which apparently consisted of getting Red Bull from supermarkets. He's been previously convicted of stealing three other times.

This dude loves Red Bull, man. They should sponsor him or something, man. But they saw him walk into his car with a loaded shopping cart of Red Bull at the Schnucks at Darden Crossing. And they said he had $500 worth. Police say Simpson lost control of the vehicle, crashed into a concrete barrier, then wouldn't get out until police fired pepper balls at him. All resistance then ceased, it says. That's hilarious. Is he, like, doing, like, a bodega, like a, you know, I don't know, like running a little bodega out of his house or something?

Yeah. I don't know. Man. It's got me like a Kroger. I've got a friend that's addicted to Red Bull. Yeah? Yeah. Okay.

Every time he tries to stop, he goes through really horrific withdrawals. That's not good. It's not good. Red Bull. It's not. Okay. I've never heard of Pepper Balls. You've never heard of Pepper Balls?

Oh, yeah. No, no. It definitely is decidedly undelicious. I promise you. Let's see. This is interesting. An only fan star known as the world's most sexually active woman says one lone star metropolis boasts America's most amorous men. She's Australian-born Annie Knight.

That makes sense. Traveled to the U.S. this year, betting guys in Boston, L.A., New York, New Orleans, Orlando, and more. Something else from Australia trying to kill you.s this year uh betting guys in boston la new york new orleans orlando and more something else from australia trying to kill you that's right yeah you know something's in there trying to get you she said i really really like guys in houston uh she was uh nearly reached her goal of sleeping with 600 men this year well that's special nothing like being number 599 huh that's like three a day i saw this on tiktok there was a guy who left his wife to go do this no i'd say go meet her and his wife's lucky then she knows now what she's got yeah good for her it's hard to beat the bandwagon guys right yeah no right australian disney star andre uh rurikura removed a snake from his flight,

earning him a free drink as a reward. Listen, if I get a snake off my flight, you better give me a lot more than that. I want some miles, baby. Speaking to, guess what, Australia's news, he shared before his Virgin Airlines flight to Perth, a passenger yelled about a snake being aboard. The initial takeoff time was pushed back as the crew tried to figure out how to handle it. A metal roof. What is this? Oh, I don't know

what that is. They said they pretty much shut the whole plane down. Everyone was going to get disembarked and sent off the plane, which we weren't that keen for because everyone wanted to go home. Yeah. He says a little bit of a weird story to think it's true to hear there was a snake on the plane so a lot of people didn't believe it but uh he apparently starred in a disney australia thing said the uh he saw the snake it was non-poisonous and he just grabbed it and that was that i'm tired of these snakes on this yeah what about all the snakes that got out on 65th and University? I wonder whatever happened to them. Man, you were telling me about that this morning, that somebody, there was like a car accident.

There was a wreck at 4 o'clock in the morning, like Friday or Saturday, and a bunch of snakes slithering on South University and 65th. So they had a wreck. They had a bunch of snakes in the car. Snakes started getting out. The cops have to call and ask somebody to come and get the snakes. And our animal control doesn't handle that. I don't know what our animal control. The Pied Piper?

Well, you know what? When I was in college, I actually worked for an NGO or did an internship for a reptile rescue center. It was like the only NGO that did anything with reptiles here. They're not incorporated anymore. Australian men need to calm down, dude. They're already sexy enough

and they're coming in here just like, what are we going to do about this plane? Oh, it's fine. I've got it. And I've got my wedding ring on too. Back in 1970, a futuristic human washing machine called the Ultrasonic Bath caused a sensation at the Japanese World Expo. The egg-shaped pod developed and exhibited by Sanyo.

It's now known as Panasonic Holding Corp. When someone climbed inside, it would fill with hot water, blast them with ultrasound waves, release massage balls. Fifty years later, this invention is ultrasound waves, release massage balls. 50 years later, this invention is making a comeback with an upgrade. It didn't really take off in 1970, but now they're going to make this human washing machine. Yeah, so it ditches the egg shape for something that resembles a jet fighter with a transparent canopy that opens from the back. Once you settle in, monitors your vitals to ensure perfect wash temperature. Even an AI system that analyzes if you're calm or excited,

it projects visuals inside of it, and then it washes you while you sit in it. I assume we're entertained and mesmerized in this weird sit-down shower gizmo. Share that with Joe because you could get some of his AI. Oh, yes, some AI porn into it. No, that's great. I mean, you're, you know, enjoying yourself. The picture of the device looks a lot like the suicide pods. It does. It might be, as a matter of fact.

Good double duty. It just fills with water. Let's see. To some, this might be a miracle. To others, just sloppy work by medical professional uh professionals oh wait hold on oh let me save that one now you don't get that one now that's later that's gonna be a good one um uh oh here we go uh fine booze might sound or free booze might sound like a good idea normally yeah uh but you got to consider your surroundings. In Bingbing, Laos, a popular tourist town, they say,

six people got methanol poisoning from drinking homemade vodka and suffered temporary blindness from the methanol. That's what's up. Yeah, the methanol is commonly found in paint thinner and windshield washer fluid. Not good. Dang. Was it dang dang yeah let's see a jeep wrangler can cover all kinds of terrain but road closed signs still up for a reason in gronville california heavy rains have been overwhelming and have seen the banks of mark

west creek overflow emergency officials say two vehicles had to be rescued from floodwaters in one case a couple driving a wrangler quote made a bad decision yeah it's a jeep thing you wouldn't understand that's right they drove past the warning signs learned the hard way they effed around and found out that's what happened uh they got rescued by the sonoma county fire district before they were swept into the river yeah just because you have four-wheel drive or all-wheel drive doesn't mean they actually know how to use it. No. All those rubber ducks on your dashboard aren't going to help you float.

No, they definitely won't. Let's see. A pub in Southampton, UK has a unique Christmas dinner for festive nudists this December. Okay, finally. Because nothing like having your balls out while you eat, you know. Yeah. For everyone to see. Makes everybody hungry.

No, absolutely. Gobble, gobble. The event at Mills Arms will allow attendees to enjoy a three-course festive meal in the back room, which includes its own bar and toilet. Regular patrons don't have to mingle with the news. But they will need to exercise caution because dishes like steaming soup will be served no you won't not near mine uh the dinner scheduled for december 14th offers two and three course options says fully self-contained so to be possibly be naked

through the whole event it was uh an encouraged guest to travel with public transport so they could enjoy drinks by the way they will have vegetarian vegan and gluten-free options well and they want them to use public transport yeah okay yeah that's right i'm glad that it's only two or three course meal options instead of like a six or eight course right oh i might get a little uncomfortable it could get real uncomfortable i'll probably get the vegan option looks like there's gonna be plenty of meat available a lot of meat they're free yeah definitely do the gluten-free so that nobody's like crop dusting anybody in there you know like y'all behave a florida woman uh marlena velez was arrested after posting a tiktok video flaunting a haul of allegedly stolen items from Target.

She used a counterfeit barcode at the self-checkout to steal 16 items worth $500. Police sought through the surveillance a video of her wearing the same outfit as in the security tape. Never wear the outfit you stole to the place you stole it from. That's a bad call. Alright, and finally, Davenport, Florida man, Michael

Kona accidentally shot himself in the leg and led to his arrest on firearm possession charges and an outstanding warrant. He claimed that somebody walked up and shot him for no reason while he was out walking but deputies went this guy's lying yeah the witnesses say he's lying they reviewed the evidence of he was a felon with six felony convictions so he wasn't supposed to have a gun and he demonstrated probably why he shouldn't have had a gun. That reminds me of a story my dad told me a long time ago.

A friend of his that he went to school with, or no, that he worked with, said that he got shot by a Bigfoot. Yeah? He said he was out hunting, out in the woods, out hunting, and a Bigfoot came out, took his gun from him, shot him in the leg and in the shoulder, and handed him his gun back and left. That's beat.

That is what he told my dad. That's what he told him. I wonder who shot him. Was he out there tending the still or the still or whatever it is my dad said this guy wasn't very intelligent oh shit sounds like maybe there was a sounds like maybe there was a problem uh bryce tell everybody again uh if they wanted to find more about you your comedy where would they go for that so i'm on youtube you can find me if you search bryce moore comedian or uh bams up comedy that's b-a-m apostrophe d hyphen up comedy

like stand up but bam as i like to tell people uh that's my youtube show uh every monday if i have new material i record uh i record myself doing the material in my apartment okay sort of simulate a comedy show yeah in my apartment that's where i started with all this cool well that's a good concept it's a good way to put it out there and then when i don't have new material figured out i'll just like i record every open mic and every show and all that so i'll try to put out good footage on mondays okay so like today i'm putting out footage from either high town in memphis or a recovery room in jonesborough uh just depending on what will upload to my my Google Drive. Fair enough. Fair enough. Yeah, there's that.

And then I'm on TikTok as well. Everything that comes out on YouTube also comes out on TikTok. On Wednesdays, I do Things Bryce Thinks About. On Thursdays, it's BAM News, which is two news stories with jokes. Sort of like Weekend Update or like George Carlin's old news stories. Okay, yeah. And on Fridays, it's Funny Friday, just a street joke. So if anybody has a Funny Friday joke they would like to give me,

I will happily accept submissions. All right. All right. Great. Seth, again, you've got an event tonight. We're at the Joint, 8 p.m. It's a toy drive. If you bring a new toy, you get in half off, so it's only $5.

Oh, that's cool. That's a good deal. So you're going to get several comedians performing five to seven minutes plus the roast battle, right? It's a 90-minute show. We fill up every minute of it. And it is, you know, I don't like to toot my own horn, but I've been watching roasts since I was a kid. And we are on par with those Comedy Central. Yeah, I'd love to one day get in on some of that.

I'd love to have you as a guest judge. Yeah, I'd love to get in on that. And just, you know. Yeah, that'd be fun. Why don't why don't we get that done absolutely also uh let's let's tell people you know how can they find you particularly and uh what you've got going on i'm all over the place i'm on tiktok that's where i'm trying to put the most energy at okay at dnds dungeons and dragons but d's um and then on

instagram at seth d's seth d's on facebook but then i've got a podcast with my co-host bear another powerhouse comic he's in my opinion one of the funniest comics in the south that's awesome um we do a show called the partially cooked podcast it's on youtube we are almost at 200 subscribers so it would really mean a lot if you go click the excellent well well yeah everybody can get out there and get you a like and get that going. That'd be awesome. And all our old roast battles are online for free. So you can check them out and watch the previous ones.

Then you can see, hey, oh, that's what I'm going to see tonight. That'd be excellent. Okay. Yeah, absolutely. And you can see, again, it is adult language, adult material, and we are mean as hell. We are so mean. That's the way it should be on a roast. All right.

Well, thank you, guys. I'm going to swap you all out with Luke and Chad real quick, if you all don't mind. Thank you, guys, for coming in. Just have a seat over there. We'll see if we can get you back in again here in a little bit, okay? You don't have to go anywhere. You can just stay and hang out, man. All right.

Get everybody back up here, and we will talk about some other things here that uh i think are of interest to us so this is uh this is kind of uh an interesting thing here tell me what you think about it uh the unchecked let's see what oh hold on let Okay. So in Denmark, they are now implementing the world's first tax on agricultural emissions. That includes flatulence from livestock. Yeah. You heard me. Cow and pig farts are going to be taxed in Denmark. Oh, man.

How do they gauge that? Well. They got away, I'm sure. Yes. The agreement comes after months of negotiations between the country's parties along with farmers industry trade unions environmental groups uh they call it the green tripartite agreement but it says from 2030 farmers will have to pay 43 a ton of methane as the carbon dioxide equivalent

on emissions from livestock, including cows and pigs, which will rise to about 100 in 2035. Do you think that the cow farts, that we should be taxing them? Do you think that'll do it? I mean, they tax everything else. Yeah, that is true. They do tax everything else yeah that is true they do tax everything else what do you think yeah no that's exactly what i think right there amanda luke you just

see like some poor dude walking down the street just trying to hold it in i mean if you think the cows is next it's going to be you. Aren't we worse or something? That's just so funny. It just seems so funny. They're in the house, the wife's like, that's $0.20. That's $0.40. That's $0.60. How many other animals are on the planet besides cows? Man, my dog is bad, man. Oh, my God.

My dog should be. I should be taxed for that. Jesus, it's the worst. That's another thing to get taxed for, your dog. I never wanted to punch a dog until then. That's a horrible smell. Oh, man. And, you know, we have all developed this keen ear in our house.

Oh, you can hear it. Because it goes. My dog, yes. And I thought mine was, I thought, yeah. Like a tire's leaking or something or a snake's hissing. And everybody goes. Yes, you know what to do. Because you know that methane's about to hit you.

And, man, if it'll hit you, sometimes you don't hear it. And you just have your mouth open and everything. Yes. Oh, no. You're walking into the room and you're talking and it hits you. It smells like they dropped a deuce right there in the living room. Yes, you're trying to find it. In your face, yeah.

I'd say the worst is when you're playing a show and you're, like, on stage in the middle of doing your thing. Oh, wow. And the smell just hits you, bro. Oh, man, just a musty oh yeah and you just gotta act like you're not you know what i mean it's like you you gotta stand up there and play man man that would be yeah and you know it's one of your damn bandmates what was it this weekend was a little musty at the at the shop yeah why why do you i don't i mean i feel like some folks were letting out more than some rage okay Okay. So, do you have some kind of vent for that?

We just walk outside and let it pass. Like, let the rooms air out, go smoke or something. Man, that'd be tough to be in a room batting and breaking stuff and then somebody dusts you. Yeah. Abby wrote, and they're small rooms. Yeah, they're not that big. Like, the small rooms are little just a little bit smaller than this room yeah you know but man you know they open a door up and you're like oh that's

pungent stings the nostrils yeah no that's that's no good there a little rough this weekend all right all right so let's let's talk a little bit about holiday stuff and and see if you're okay with this okay um consumer sentiment about giving secondhand or pre-owned gifts has been changing when it comes to holiday shopping at least according to these surveys an amazon commission survey found 59 of people will check for the pre-owned version of a product while doing online shopping first the younger generation is leading the charge in shopping for used items. 79% of Gen Z, 75% of millennials looking for pre-owned products. Would you, is there a stigma with giving a pre-owned product for a gift in the holidays?

If my kid gives me a pre-owned gift, I'm going to do the same thing to him. Like, that's horrible, gives me a pre-owned gift i'm gonna do the same thing to him like that's horrible man no pre-owned yeah oh man this is like a car or something you know like see that's what i think they're more getting to because there's been i mean a resurgence of the vintage vibe you know the shops the pop-ups all that stuff okay so if you call an antique i guess you could say that's a pre-owned gift but if it was a nice antique that's a little different that's different like you know vintage items like that yeah it's different than getting a used ps5 in a box you seen him wearing like last week you're like i like that shirt and you're like i'll give it to you yeah no i don't want that you know what

do you think luke uh you know I think it all depends on the context. Agreed. There's a shop out in Nashville that I'm addicted to called McKay's because I'm the biggest nerd you'll ever meet, so I collect Legos and all the Star Wars stuff and all the Marvel stuff and electronics and all that. And it's literally, like, nobody in Nashville knows what I'm talking about when I say Hastings, but, like, it's literally Hastings on zero.

Yeah, Hastings, right. Yeah's literally Hastings. Hastings. Right. Yeah. I remember that. Like it's legitimately the size of a Costco. Yeah. Oh, I'm here for it. It's like it's vinyl records.

It's collectible movies. It's electronics. It's video games. So funky stuff. Yeah. Yeah. And so like, you know, if someone gets me something like that, I'm all about it. Yeah.

Right. Right. Right. That makes sense. But let's go back to legos yeah you said everything but the legos what caught my attention i know they i've seen that show on tv i've never watched it some kind of uh game show about legos and i know it's difficult are you a lego guy did you grow up you playing legos yeah no i mean i'm not like some like like super like

builder or whatever i'm more so just collect the sets of them. And like, you know, they're in the box. Oh, they're still in the box. So you don't build them out. It depends. Like if it's like a, like an old school set that I found that's super rare, a lot of times I'm gonna leave it in the box unless I find another set of it. Then I'll probably open that second. So what's your, what's your prize collectible?

Man, I've actually, the top of the food chain. Y'all about to see how much of a nerd I am. 2002 was when the first Spider-Man with Tobey Maguire came out. I was like five or six when it came out. They did a Lego...

I hate my life. No, Lego did like a run of these sets called Lego Studios. Basically it makesgo did like a run of this of these sets called lego studios okay basically it makes it look like a movie set and so you have like the movie but you also have lego characters of the director and like the cameraman okay okay and so i've got that i've got the two sets they did for spider-man when that came out because that was the first spider-man lego that was ever made now the tricky thing is to get a little bit of lore there's a a lego set that never got released that was supposed to be with

that run they did all the promotional pictures for it and all that stuff but they never did it so um uh funny enough i was hanging out with josie scott about a week ago yeah you know he did that song with chad kroger here yeah and um so i was mentioning to some of his guys, Hey, since Josie did that song for Spider-Man, you think he could find the Lego set? You know me get this Lego set? You're leveraging your rock connection for a Lego set. No, that definitely demonstrates your commitment.

That's great. I love that. Chad, do you have a collectible item of any kind that to you is, is, is your, your top of the food chain chain item all my jordan stuff all your jordan stuff of your jordan stuff what is the thing you like the absolute most that

you don't let anybody touch you don't want them looking i mean just leave it alone you can see it but don't touch it what is it i got the 86 uh flare like the rookie card oh the jordan rookie card got it in this big plastic yeah yeah yeah yeah do you have it up on the wall or do you wish because i look at it like oh yeah we need to get that thing uh framed up right for you that is sweet to have that the rookie card wow that's it stays in my safe like everything's out but that stays in my safe now i can kind of understand why it would. I wouldn't have that out at all. I'd bring it out and show people just to go, look at this, bitch.

I'm afraid to. No, you're probably right. You don't want to do, like, Logan and put it on a machine or anything, like his blinged-out Pokemon card. Oh, my God. Somebody would jack me for mine, that Pokemon card. I'm surprised nobody's jacked him up. Do you have a collectible uh in your life that uh

is is or something top of the food chain to you i mean what i think about when i think about my collectible stuff like i have an array of stuff from river fest you know oh okay when i served on river fest and and that that's just priceless to me and i have a um a drumstick from silver sun pickups whenever they um performed at juanitas uh on president clinton avenue not the not the original juanitas that joke of a oh yeah secondary but anyways a whole different yeah oh and we have a we have a guitar pick from Dave Grohl. Oh, that's cool. From my son's first big concert. Now, I had a bunch of autographed rock memorabilia, but I gave it to my kids.

And they probably chunked it. I thought the other place demanded it in the divorce. In a repo? I got something from the unmentionable station. I put it three doors down sign good oh that's cool i wish i'd gotten one of the damn guitars man they were awesome man yeah i know i that that was awesome um the the collectible i have now that i like the most um is a gift i got my wife for an anniversary because uh we we watch we you know one of the things we love to

just watch shows together you know and one of our favorite is Oz which is it did one of the grittiest darkness you'll ever see in your life it's so much I mean it's the most dramatic yes vicious I just, it's right up there with Sopranos and Breaking Bad, okay? I would say worse. Yeah. It really is, to be honest with you. It is the top. Yeah.

Man. It's brutal, don't you? You see a couple episodes. No, uh-uh. No, you need to watch Yellowstone. All right, I will. Yeah. But you know the Allstate guy who plays J. Jonah Jameson?

Yeah. He's the ultimate villain in Oz. It's so funny. He's a Nazi. Yeah., his name's Vern Schillinger and he's one of the greatest villains you'll ever watch. But, uh, we, we watched that show and we just loved it. So I found a book that was signed by the entire cast. It's a hardback book about the show and it's signed by the cast of the show, which was really a cool thing to end up with. That is really cool.

Yeah, that was pretty cool. What are your Christmas plans, Chad? Are you just getting together with family? Yeah, family stuff. That's about it. Hanging around the house. Everybody usually comes to our house. Everybody comes to your house.

Yeah, luckily. Oh, that's nice. Oh, you do like that? Yeah, I guess I have to host. I mean, I don't like going to five different places. No, that's never fun. I like just being able to chill at the house. Everybody comes there.

You eat your food. You feel like the godfather, don't you? You pass out. You know what I'm saying? You ain't got to go nowhere else. You want a Christmas gift. You want something different. You want a little eggnog.

Ew. What about you, Amanda? No? I mean, it's, yeah, no, this is the first year since Grandma died, What about you, Amanda? No. I mean, it's, yeah, no, this is the first year since Grandma died, so we're just keeping things real simple and what we usually do. We'll probably talk about what we want to do, like, for next year and stuff. I don't know. We'll just keep it real simple.

Maybe you can have, like, a memory jar thing that you guys can do for her. Yeah. To celebrate her. Yeah. How about you, Luke? What's Christmas about for you, man? Oh, it's always coming back, seeing the family and all that. You know, I'm in the position now where I can bounce back and forth between Nashville and Arkansas a whole lot easier now.

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Now, Chad, let me ask you a question real quick because I've got to decide if I want to do this or not. Why? Are you a Post Malone fan? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I'm thinking about going.

Are you a Post Malone fan? Oh, yeah. He's been a little bit. Okay. All right. You two are about to play a little bit of trivia then let me see if i've got um i probably don't have it here but that's okay that's all right uh we'll do it i'll ding and buzz for you all right so this game is called is this a post malone tattoo oh man is it a post malone tattoo? Oh, man. I don't know about all that. Is it a Post Malone tattoo?

Does he have, let's start with you, Chad. Does Post Malone have a tattoo of a Playboy bunny? I would say yes. Okay. You are correct. It's under his right eye. I thought I'd seen that. Might be a second one on his forearm.

All right. Let's see. How about this one? Does he have an eggplant emoji right above his wiener? Wow. I feel like that would be too obvious for him to have it. You know what I mean? I don't think he does.

I don't think he does. Okay, that's a no. That is correct. All right. We're tied here. All right. How about a smiley face? Does he have a smiley face? I've seen that one. You've seen that one, that's a no. That is correct. All right, we're tied here. All right, how about a smiley face? Does he have a smiley face?

I've seen that one. You've seen that one? I've seen that one. All right, yeah, also under his right eye. Yeah, you're looking at his right eye a lot, I see. I guess so, man. All right, how about this? Does he have a bloody hammer?

I feel like he'd have that. You do? Yeah, it's right near the Playboy bunny. Oh, there you go. I don't know. Okay, does he have a captain america shield chad i'm gonna say no but i kind of think he does which is it i know i'm gonna say no that is correct it is a no we're still tied okay how about this one

uh does he have president kennedy what tattooed on him? That's too random. It's got to be, yeah. Yeah, that's a yeah. I like his reasoning on that. Definitely on his writing. It's too random. It has to be on there. All right. Does he have a Harry Potter tattoo?

I hope not. No, he doesn't. Okay. All right. One more. Does he have the Chick-fil-A logo? Nah. No Chick-fil-A logo. The Coca. One more. Does he have the Chick-fil-A logo? Nah. No Chick-fil-A logo.

The Coca-Cola logo. No. That is correct. The Hooters Howl logo. Y'all. He might have. No. It's going to have a lot of pressure here

you're tied up it only takes one to lose he doesn't hold on Chad Disney logo oh man I hope not again but yeah I hope not

okay no he doesn't the iHeartMedia logo I hope not again, but yeah, I hope not. Okay, no, he doesn't. All right. The iHeartMedia logo. He don't have that shit, I promise you. On his ass, maybe. Yeah, the Anheuser-Busch logo. I'm going to say yes on that one. That is correct.

He does actually have that. It's on his left hand near JFK. Do they pay him for that? I don't know. An M16. Yeah, that's right, he does. It's encircled by a snake. In 2016, he got that tattoo, a snake wrapped around an M16.

Said it was in support of the Second Amendment. Does he have Nirvana's Kurt Cobain? I bet he does. I bet he does, too. Okay, that's correct. You know, he actually Did a really good Cover set Oh beautiful

Absolutely beautiful Yeah Absolutely beautiful He is one of the Most underrated Musicians in the game What Who's that

Post Malone Oh yeah And he just runs Around town all the time He's in Nashville He's got a place Yeah he's just A regular Joe man

I'm about to go to Nashville Does he have NSYNC's Lance Bass tattoo Shut your face I your face he does he doesn't oh man no you're i think i think i think you you you've lost here you're you're done man you've got good mosquito in here mosquito man look at that there's a mosquito that's huge it's november are you uh so you say he runs around town in Nashville, everyone? Oh, yeah, yeah.

I haven't got to run into him just yet. Well, actually, I was in Broadway one day, and I wasn't on the part of Broadway where him and Luke Combs were at, but there was one day that them two had a flatbed, and they were literally in the middle of Broadway just filming a music video. I've seen that on TikTok, I think. I'll tell you the craziest who I've ran into on Broadwayway i was going to a disturb show funny enough and i don't know anyone in their camp so i was just going to the show normal yeah and broadway has a taco bell that i love because

it's a cantina style taco bell yeah it's like it's two-story live music all that stuff and i was walking down there and i run into jj ab and Jeff Ross. Really? No way. And I didn't say a word to him. I'm like, that's JJ Abrams. Cause like I was half starstruck and half. Why did you do rise of Skywalker to us? That's fair. That's fair. That's fair.

But like running into them was wild. I ran into Dennis Quaid the other day. Oh, nice. Yeah. That's really cool. Where did you run into Dennis Quaid? First of all, what neighborhood are you in? But second of all. He's just in Nashville. Yeah. That's really cool. Where did you run into Dennis Quaid? First of all, what neighborhood are you in? But second of all.

He's just in Nashville. Yeah, he lives in Brentwood now. Oh, he does. Okay. Yeah, he lives in Brentwood now, man. Did you talk to him? Three words. Hi, Mr. Quaid.

No, he just, he walked up and was asking where something was. I was like, I don't know, man. Oh. I don't know, man. Yeah, he came in. What's the kind of shirt that like luke combs wears you know what i'm talking about when he's on stage like that button up like yeah he was just wearing that and his hair was all crazy and he was just some shorts and you

could tell he was on a different planet he was cool yeah it was cool but yeah yeah he was just in a different world he was in a different world okay yeah all right he was funny uh you said something about uh you're talking about jj abrams which i do love uh the star trek that he did oh he did great on force away yeah but uh but uh you said you didn't like this uh what he did with what oh rise of skywalker yeah what what tell me about your your uh issues there man well it all starts with last jedi with that ryan johnson oh you know you know yeah no it all starts with the last jedi man they uh i mean don't get me wrong any star wars is better than no star

wars no no i don't agree with that but i understand i'm not mad at you but no they they just i don't know they took all the lore and all the stuff and they just luke skywalker and last jedi was not the luke skywalker i know from the original trilogy no of course not luke skywalker's the hero of the story he was a curmudgeon and then rise of skywalker they literally just rip off avengers endgame instead of going i'm iron man and ray's like i'm all the jedi and like there's no like i thought it was basically a remake of uh the the og star wars and more or less what makes me mad is i don't know if y'all know this but colin trevorrow the dude who was who did like the jurassic world movies and all that he was supposed to do rise of skywalker

he wrote a script for it and everything completely different story yeah it was like insane and it actually made last jedi look halfway decent yeah with it but yeah yeah no it's on it's on google like if you google it it'll pull the whole thing up really it's wild yeah yeah now see uh i remember uh when i was a kid 1977 my aunt took me to the drive-in movie theater see star wars literally and uh it was like the dopest thing i'd ever seen in my damn life you know and so i love uh particularly star wars and empire strikes back the uh everything but the the scenes on indoor in uh the return of the jedi are fine with me i don't like the ewoks i don't need puppets in my star wars other than yoda yoda i accept, but the Ewoks were trash to me.

The Ewoks were little people. They're trash. They weren't puppets. Well, I'm glad they got jobs. They're trash, okay? But they're cannibals. They're trash. You know what you got to do.

They're dancing. They're singing. They're doing weird stuff. If I'm going to get some dancing and singing, it's in the cantina and nowhere else. Yeah, but they, like, eat people. You got to get an Ewok on the show, bro. Yeah, that'd be. Oh, yeah, they'd be all pissed off at me.

The Ewoks and the Jawas. I met one of the Ewoks at one of the Comic-Cons. Did you really? That's cool, though. I got a signed thing. Yeah? I signed it with like a card. Yeah.

Have you ever gone to one of those Comic-Cons or anything like that? I love Comic-Con. No? No, man. You have, though? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Who have you met there that you're like, oh or anything like that i love comic con no no you have though oh yeah yeah who's uh who have you met there that you're like oh that was awesome and you maybe got an autograph um lieutenant ahura oh wow nicole michelle nichols yep and i've met buck rogers i met jill george he's cool people yeah and uh nice guy really sean patrick flannery

that was that was nice nice. What is he? Boondock Singh's Spoo. Oh, I don't like that movie. That's trash. That's a trash movie, too. I know it's a cult classic. I don't like it. How is it trash?

They're going around killing people. It's not good. It's not good. No, it's just not. No, it's like No Country for Old Men. Trash. Never saw it. Never saw it.

Never saw it. No desire to see it. country for old men trash i'll give i'll give you the the javier bardem put in a great performance but the movie made no sense no see i hate indie movies that just end seeing bits and pieces of it it was just like i've f this to the nth degree there were some cool scenes in it but like they had no no i will watch the shit out of some boondock saints though yeah uh i would watch uh the shit out of die hard oh yeah one of the best christmas movies ever is the greatest movie as a christmas movie we all know the truth yeah die hard lethal weapon prometheus oh prometheus is so good. Yeah, but not Romulus. Such a good Christmas.

Not Romulus. No, we're just talking Prometheus. No, you don't. Really? No, you don't. It's a remake, man. It's a reboot. It's a remake.

It's a reboot. According to Kevin Smith, it's a reboot. A reboot. Not a remake. Okay, well, let me tell you what I hate about it. I hate the end of it. Oh, I love the ending was the best part. No.

No, it's not. Dude, no, it was, man. Luke, we've been friends a long time, bro. Oh, the ending. This is real bad. That movie was so slow until the ending, and then you see that crazy looking dude pop up. No. Here we go.

The xenomorph is the perfect. You can't better the movie monster. It's the xenomorph. And this, you can't better the movie monster. It's the xenomorph. And this, whatever that is, my movie is, I was like, no way. Get that shit out of here. No, get out of here with that crap. Give me Sigourney Weaver and Bishop. I need them back here.

Yeah, Sigourney Weaver. Let's see what the people are saying. Sean Scott said, good morning, people. Hey, what's up, man? Good morning. Good morning. yes bishop i need them back yes the gourney weaver uh let's see what the people are saying uh uh sean scott said good morning people hey what's up man morning good morning uh bundy said count me in for the road trip yeah he's ready to go we're gonna go down we're going to fort worth we're going to take the show to fort worth i'm down and we're going to go talk to joey sonic baby uh let's see uh little doggie said morning does she yeah uh yeah she said i want to come see joe pick me uh mike said me and elo took our significant others to an escape room in bryant after eating hibachi a new part of the thing opened and i've been holding it for about

30 minutes i went to the next room alone and let it out. He said seconds later they had to pause the clock in the escape room. Everybody had to leave. Oh, that's awesome, dude. No, that's a great story. If I make them clear the escape room. You did something. No, you did it right. That's the way to do it.

That's awesome. You get a free hour at that point. Yeah, right. Crystal said, good morning. What's up, Crystal? Good morning. Let's see. Jeff Combs was the coolest dude when I met him. Shawnee Smith was just another girl.

I don't know Jeff Combs, but I know Shawnee Smith. Shawnee Smith was in the Saw movies, I believe, if I'm not mistaken. Maybe the one that went with Needles. I guess it must be another girl. I don't even know who that is yeah i think that's that's her big claim to fame right there is that the one that got to be in

two saw movies yeah i think so i think she survived she did and she became okay she was the one with all the syringes i think that was the last one i watched yeah and i'm good i get there's no there's nothing more for them to do for me in Saw. I mean, I've seen Head Scrunch and Eyeballs. Yes, that's a good-ass movie. That is a good movie. Both of them. There's two of them.

The Collector, yes. Yeah, they're both good. That is a really good movie. I can't do scary movies. I'm too much of a chicken. Lou! I know. No, you can't do scary?

I mean, like, I can do, like, the slasher. Does it make you anxious? Yeah, give me a slasher. Hold on. Does it make you anxious when Luke goes into the cave and dig a box? You know, as a little kid, it actually did mess with me a little bit, yeah. I'd say the scariest movie I've seen, though, to this day. Okay. I was in middle school when it came out.

All right. It was a movie that Mila Jovovich was in. It was called The Fourth Kind. Yes. And it's an alien movie. I haven't seen that one. Oh, it's terrifying. That's a really good movie.

It's terrifying. I do like Mila Jovovich, though. Resident Evil. Luke. I know. He said, I know. I know. Bro.

I know. I know. I know. What's your scary? You don't do scary movies. I'm with him, man. I'm with him 100%. I love all sorts of scary movies.

I can do the slasher stuff, like the newer Halloween trilogy, with the exception of that last one. That last one was trash. But the Halloween movies, I like quite a bit. Do you like zombies? Oh, that's all cool.

Yeah, that's cool. Trash. No, no. Trash. Nope. Zombie Halloween movies. Rob Zombie's Halloween movies. I need to go back and watch them, actually.

Laura, where are you? Get over here and save me from Patrick. I need to go. I hadn't watched the zombie ones. So good. No, it took all the camp out. It was too serious for me. That was the point.

I know. I didn't dig it. I want the camp. No, here's what we do. I want girls with boobs out doing drugs you know you know all that stuff i need all that bless it here's what we do we take whichever movie and we mystery science theater 3000 on the show that'd be dope that'd be dope so one of my very favorite podcasts ever is how Did This Get Made? And it's Paul Scheer, Diane, June Diane Rayfield, his wife, and Jason Manzoukas.

And they watch, you know, B movies, D movies, C movies. And it's like, how did this get made? And they'll have guests on everything. That is so much fun. You know, if you like that, there's a YouTube show you need to watch from Screen Rant. And it's called Pitch Meeting. Okay.

And what they do is basically they'll take a movie and they'll just take apart all the plot holes of it. But like, they pretend to be like these board executives and they're like, well, what about this thing? Wouldn't that be like a huge issue for the character? They're like,

no, barely an inconvenience. And they just go into wise. That's pretty funny. That's interesting. That's a good take, man. That's a fun take on that

yeah it would be fun to mystery science uh three thousand some theater three thousand some of the movies though but i like i like campy horror movies when they get you know if it's going to be serious it better be more psychological or really really gripping uh because i i like like the new screams i didn't like the most recent one, but all of them before that I like. I'm a big fan of the Scream ones. I haven't seen the most recent one. It was all right. I'm sorry.

Once we hit, you know, when Dewey dies, I mean, that was one of the last ones. I was like, meh. Spoiler alert. Like any of y'all are out there watching it hey crystal what are you gonna tell next luke gets his hand cut off exactly darth vader is luke's father oh my god what is your problem low in minds hey crystal one two freddy's coming for you oh yeah my brother man listen my brother my youngest brother dustin was mortally frightened of uh freddy krueger man listen we walked into a movie store there was a cardboard cutout he just started crying

went to the corner and i'm like this is the greatest thing ever i brought it over to him look look well people don't realize though movie theaters are like mega haunted like mega mega haunted yeah oh yeah like my first job ever was working in a movie theater it was a breckenridge when it was still open and uh like there was this one like you would see shadows and all sorts of stuff and like the way the projector booth is set up in that building you go upstairs and it's just one huge massive hallway and you can see all the way to the end of it and there's a little rock officer who was up there with me and he like made a report of it too and everything because he's seen it oh i'm here for it we were all the way at the end of the hallway turning off projectors and he just happened to shine his flashlight down

the hallway and we seen like a silhouette of a figure dash across real quick yeah i swear i believe you no there's security camera footage in that office too the the way the office was set up in that building was basically two rooms and there was a door that would lock automatically so they kept a box in there to like keep it like open so people could go through there's footage of the box just flying across the floor and just moving yeah yeah we'd like walk into auditoriums and you would hear like names and voices and stuff and you would turn the corner to the seats, and there's nobody there. It's just Joe Exotic.

Oh, my God, I'm here. I want to do that. I wonder if that box that they were holding the door open was, like, you know, containing the Ark of the Covenant, you know, or anything like that. You know, that's in a big warehouse. You know where it is. You've seen the warehouse. No, I don't.

No, I don't. Yeah, no, know you definitely seen that warehouse all kinds of stuff in there in there i do like warehouses i do like indiana jones but i don't know did you like that last one the new one it's okay like i mean it's all right yeah i mean there's some movies you have to like just nostalgically like quality like not quality but just a good time to watch did you like the the newest one i hadn't watched it but i feel like he needs to like he's you know he's done he's he's retired yeah he's done with indy yeah indy needs to die all right so how long will it be before they reboot that and and do a new indiana jones started over yeah how long how many years will we have to wait for harrison ford

to die first probably is that is that fair or are they gonna well you know we talked a lot about the AI stuff because now you know they have this I mean I think they recently did it with Tom Hanks I saw a movie that he was in where he's going to be young Tom Hanks and old Tom Hanks in it. So the AI is getting richer and richer. And I'm still, I still believe that you're going to come to a place where you'll pick your own cast for a movie, you know, and you'll just pick the actor you want in the role. So Nicholas Cage is Forrest Gump. You know what I mean? Show Exotic playing all the roles yeah

it'll be like video games where you have bonus characters who aren't actors you can put in there yeah spider-man danny devito is spider-man see that's great that would be amazing that would be great you know just to see a uh take him and take that on yeah that's that's pretty funny that's great uh yeah i think choose your own adventure type things will will come into play too and i think that ultimately what they'll do is they'll let you cast you in the movie that'd be awesome yeah where you can be the star you know yeah they'll try it in porn first yeah that's what's gonna happen i What? I'm sure that will be easier to cast than, you know, like Shawshank Redemption. Like, I can't do a monologue.

Let's recast Shawshank Redemption. Who could play Andy Duprain? Besides Tim Robbins. Who would be recast? Carrot Top. No, stop it. Carrot Top. Joe Exotic. Joe Exotic. No, let's recast. Carrot Top. No, stop it. Joe Exotic.

Let's recast it seriously. If you had to recast Tim Robbins' role, who would it be? Give me somebody you could put in that role. It's too before my time. I need to go back and rewatch it. Oh, man. It's been so long. Man, again, this is the second time this morning.

Man, this is a real problem we got. Yeah, this is the greatest movie ever made we're talking about. I've only seen bits and pieces of it. Well, that's not enough. What if it was like Eddie Murphy or something, like off the wall? No, that's not going to work. Patrick Bush, you be serious. He's getting offended right now.

No, I'm not offended at all. No, this is what happens on this kind of show. You're not going to get it. Yeah. I don't know, man. Like, he did that role pretty good, man. No, it's hard. Just thinking about it, it's about it's painful isn't it yeah you can't hardly recast that i mean it's doing crazy because once i get to morgan freeman who you're gonna recast that

nobody no no nobody could play red like that man he did the irony of that role is that in the uh the stephen king adaptation which is called rita hay and the Shawshank Redemption, it's just a short in a book of stories that he wrote. The original character was a tall redhead dude. That's why he went by Red. And that's the joke in Shawshank Redemption when he said, you know, you're probably expecting me to be tall and Irish or something. Right, right, right, right. Yeah, yeah, that's why.

Yeah, it's kind of interesting. But he owns that role now. I mean's your phone no it's uh i think that here let me turn is that luke's phone no i think it's it's got to be this boom there hold on you did that your screen went black yeah just hold on a second let me see who is blowing my somebody apparently one house. Yeah, it's it's that You know, it's like they can't even give me till nine o'clock Since you do all the realty stuff a funny prank for the show would be like in the open house signs and just putting them in random people's homes. Oh, my God. No, that would get me in trouble. You're going to get people shot. You're going to get me in trouble, Matt.

They ain't got crime in Nashville or something? I will. Okay. Hey, dude, do let me. You're going to get messed up. Bro. Hey, I do want to mention this, though. I've got some houses, if you're looking.

I've got two in Hillcrest right now that are three-bed, two-baths, under three. I've got a 3, two in Conway. If you're looking, I've got a 2,700 square foot home out Hilaro Springs in the country. That's a pretty cool by itself, uh, about a half acre. And then I've got a, uh, about a, I mean, you, it's moving ready now it's a barn dominium, but it needs to be finished out properly. But you can move in and live in it. And that's in Sheridan. So if you're looking in Sheridan, Hillcrest, Conway, or Hilaro Springs out in the country,

I've got homes right now that I can get you into. So just reach out to me. You can call me, 501-575-5485, or you can message me on Facebook and email the show. You can email me however, it doesn't matter. Just get ahold of me and I'll help you out on that. Um, all right. So what, what's, uh, what's going on today in the piercing world, Chad, what do you got? You are off today. No bonus holes will be issued today. No, sir. Okay. Everybody wants a bonus hole you know do you have piercings no i i can get tattooed all day long but i haven't gotten into the piercings all right now you say you just got your hands down what do they what do you got on there oh so it's a it's

actually the day that i moved to nashville in roman numerals but okay funny enough i had a little extra space i needed something a little bit jesus a little bit redneck so i just threw a fish right there okay Okay. That makes sense. Yeah. Yeah. Could be one you caught. Could be about Jesus. Yeah.

I got you. Yeah. I got that. But no, I, my, my buddy Chris over at golden Lotus, he's been doing all my work for years.

Yeah. He's great. He's good. He's a great artist. Great artist. Yeah, man. He's good people.

Who is a, you've got a lot of people. Don't you? Yeah. I had to have Chris removed from a bar. people don't you yeah i had to um have chris removed from a bar oh man i was a servant no yeah like 20 years ago yeah yeah he called me some names that's all right yeah oh he was mad at you yeah he was he called me some names but that's all right he apologized to me probably a few months later at a at visions at visions yeah i know as he was i'm sorry about

all that i oh i'm so sorry i'm so sorry that's the only way we take apologies yeah no doubt about it was that was that how long it may i ask how long did you work there at visions yeah i mean that's when i was doing a lot of blows, so it's pretty fuzzy. I opened the place up, so I was one of the opening crews. What was it before that? What was it called? Foxy's. Foxy's.

No, it wasn't Foxy's. That was North Little Rock, wasn't it? I have no idea. That Foxy's was the hippo place now. Yeah, I have no idea. Okay. Yeah, I don't know. So now it's the Peppermint Hippo.

How did they get that name? The Peppermint Hippo. How did they get that name? The Peppermint Hippo? I've always wondered how. It's like a chain. Yeah, it's a franchise. Because they wanted something, I guess, that seems crazy, and you wouldn't remember it. I mean, you don't normally forget Peppermint Hippo.

No. Because you hope you don't see one when you go in. I mean, they're shooting themselves in the foot like they've got a requirement on um your your ratio your your female to male ratio as a as an attendee not as a participant right there's yeah you can't have more you've got to have two dudes for every female that you bring in as a, uh, guest. Oh,

really? Yeah. Oh, I see. So, so more money that way. Well, you gotta,

well, they don't want the ladies, um, overshadowing the ladies, you know? No, I got, that makes sense.

It's not date night. Okay. All right. See, I always, uh, the times that I have gone and had a good time, it was with Laura.

We always say my best times at strip clubs have been with my wife. Of course. Yeah. What? What do you say? Of course. Hey, the ladies, we always make it better. Oh, yes.

Yeah. No, it's always a lot more fun. Especially whenever y'all start buying us lap dances. Oh, yeah. I've told it before, but as a matter of fact, that's where it was. Oh, were you proposed? No. No. Yes. That's exactly where I was. Oh, were you proposed? No, no, yes.

That's exactly where I proposed. In the boom-boom room. No, but one time my buddy had a bachelor party there. And so, you know, and I knew she was going to be fine, but I asked my wife, are you cool if I go to the back? And she was like, oh, I don't care. You know, it doesn't matter. And so we're there, you know, we're doing whatever're at least we're sitting in the back you know we're not

right up on the stage and um and so everybody's having a good time and then all of a sudden i see this dancer start walking towards me now she has nothing on but a thong that's it yeah and as she gets closer i become more and more mortified because i realize this is a friend of laura's whom i have met more than one time and talked to more than one time with our kids i had no idea she was a dancer and here she comes walking up she just sits right down next to me boobs everything's out you know i mean i can see your zodiac sign and she's like how are laura and the kids and i'm like i i i i i i i i i um i don't even know where to hold my eyes right now am i supposed to look am i not i don't even know what the protocol is i had to text laura

like 30 seconds later and go you're not gonna believe this shit man you're not gonna believe she started laughing that's so funny. Yeah. Good times. Yeah, but she was a sweet girl, sweet girl. She just, you know, I was just shocked by it because I didn't know how to, I mean, it's, you know, it's just my wife's friend. I'm not supposed to be looking at her boobs, you know what I mean?

And they're right there. And I was like, I can't. Well, you should look and you should tip her because I remember having friends of my brother's friends coming in. And they no, I'm not going to do that. My brother's friends coming in. No, hell no, I'm not tipping her. And they're like, we can't watch you dance. No, that...

I would feel wrong if I tipped... I was like, fuck you. Beep. I was like, F you pay me. Yeah, no, I get it. I get it. I get that. Taking up my time, bro.

No, I give her a tip. Don't walk up to me if I don't know you're a stripper. How about that? You know, that's the tip that you get there. That's where we're at. All right, then. Let's do something a little different here, shall we? Uh, yeah.

Thanksgiving for dummies. That's me! Thanksgiving, also known as the crappy holiday between Halloween and Christmas, is devoted to the five F's. Food, family, farting, football, and taking shots of fireball when no one is looking. Traditionally, Thanksgiving is supposed to be like this. May I have more stuffing?

Pass the cranberry, please. Mmm, good job, honey. But since the whole family's assembled, it's also a good time to drop bombshells. I'm gay. We're pregnant. With a black baby. Your father is leaving us.

Is he cancer? No, I've got another family. Yikes. Looks like it's a good time for another shot of Fireball. Then, the next day, at 6 a.m., everyone goes to the mall to wrestle other white people for bargains. Back away from the scarf. You want a piece of me? This has been Thanksgiving for Dummies.

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Look, KFC is hoping its new holiday product will be on everyone's lips. Literally. The fast food chain has launched lickable wrapping paper. That's right. The limited edition tastes like tastes like snozzberries. Snozzberries. Tastes like KFC original recipe chicken

with a refreshing hit of cranberry sauce and an aromatic pinch of sage from the sage and onion stuffing patty. That's weed.

That ain't sage, bro. Yeah. Despite the festive battle of the birds at KFC, we believe in chicken, it says. We introduced our first ever lickable wrapping paper inspired by our epic limited edition stuffing stacker burger. Why?

Is it chicken? It's not a burger burger. Why? The lickable areas have a protective cover that has to be peeled off to taste. Can you picture your dogs? Okay, so it's not the whole thing. Okay. Can you picture your dogs, though, like smelling the gift? Yeah.

Oh, my God. Are you kidding me? They're going to lick it. They're going to eat it. You are so screwed. They're like, you got food in that box. They're going to eat that. Yeah.

Oh, that's right. Can you lick it and then give it to someone? That's wrong. Yeah, that's a little wrong. Yeah, that's ew. I don't know. You know, I don't want to lick any paper. Why?

Scratches smell. Y'all need to be careful. Y'all might end up like George Costanza's fiancé and all dead and stuff from licking the, I mean, she was licking envelopes. Seinfeld. What happened to her? He didn't want to spring for you know they got the cheapest envelopes for their wedding invitations and she was addressing them and she kept licking them and it was toxic oh my

god and she died that's great man that's great she died all right here's some uh holiday scams they're warning you about. That wrapping paper. Yeah, that's definitely a scam. Millions of people will fly over Thanksgiving or Christmas. Oddly enough, you're being warned that scammers are sending fake emails pretending to be TSA pre-checked. That's nefarious. Unfortunately, you might not realize you've been taken to the airport,

and you learn that you're not eligible for've been taken to the airport and you learn that you're not eligible for a smoother pre-screening security line. You end up policed and frustrated. Worse yet, the TSA won't issue a refund to applicants who attempt to enroll in TSA PreCheck or renew the service to speed up travel screening. So here's how the scam works according to the warning. You might get a fake TSA pre-check email that will want you to click a link. If you do that, you'll go to a scam website that looks official, but it's not legitimate. Might offer a way to pay to enroll or renew your TSA pre-check. That's how they get your money and your ID. Initially, when I saw that headline, I thought maybe they were, you know, patting you down.

It was like a different special line all the way in to pat you down. Yeah. Little gropey McGroperson. So it says, look, if you're applying for a TSA pre-check for the first time, you're not going to pay an application fee online. You pay in person at the TSA Enrollment Center. First-time applicants are even asked to give payment. They're not even asked to give payment information online. So don't, don't do that. Don't do that. Here's another one. The ginormous front lawn skeletons are making their way to the lawns for, you know, 16-foot polar bears, all these inflatable Santas.

So there's a scam though, where you might order one of these after spotting a great deal on social media. Once the box arrives, it's much smaller than what you thought you ordered. T-MU. Yeah, well, I don't know about T-MU, but the Better Business Bureau issued a warning that these scammers have super low prices. And if you get anything at all, it's going to be something way smaller. So don't order it from a non-quality website. And then cyber criminals continue to text and hide behind a well-known name like your bank. This is true, man. My son got taken this way. All right. Let me tell you how dirty it was uh so they called him right

uh he gets a call from what he thinks is his bank and they're like can you see your account right now so he logs on to his phone to see his account and he's seeing money leaving his account remote access in it all right so they're like listen uh we've got to stop this money right now. So what we're going to need to do is we need you to transfer this money into your into your cash app right now and get it out of the bank because they're going to get it all. I mean, look, it looks like the bank. It says it's the bank. They sound like the bank. He's just trying to do what they say. The reason they want him to do that is because whatever scam they're working,

they could only get X amount out of the bank. Okay, so to get the rest of it, you got to get it out of the bank. Wow. So he helped them inadvertently by transferring it to Cash App, where they proceeded to take the rest of the money out of Cash App. Damn. Took $3,500 from him, like, $3,500. Bam, like that. Oh, no, I'll be trying to find that guy.

Bro, he was broken. Let me know. We'll roll on that guy. Broken, but luckily, because of a dope-ass bank, Arkansas Federal Credit Union. I love the Federal Credit Union. Oh, that's who I'm with, too. Yeah.

They got him his money back? Yeah, man. That's awesome. Yeah, he got all his money back. He did. He got all his money back. Man, that would suck. Man, how mad.

And he was getting ready to go on a trip. Yeah. Man. I promise you. His girlfriend, they were going on a trip somewhere. I don't remember where. And I think it was to Mexico. If I was going to Little Rock, I'd be mad. I know that's right. I don't remember where. And I think it was to Mexico. If I was going to Little Rock, I'd be mad.

I know that's right. I know that's right, man. It was crazy. Going to the gas station, I'd be mad. You've got to be careful. You know, if you get a scam and it's asking you for things, call. Call the place. Always call the place.

And don't call the number they gave you. No. Call the number you normally would. Yeah. Don't do that. All right. we need to get to this, I believe. Hey, that's you, man. How about that? That sounds familiar. Yeah, man. Listen up now, I'll tell you a story. Without a doubt, it's kind of gory

It's the worst news you could ever hear Things just like this make you fear Lying lunched on a dumb guy's knee Or a big hard fuck drowning somebody Why you laughing? Why you laughing? This shit ain't funny What?

This shit ain't funny It is not funny Hilarious You should know it's not funny We need to do a live version of this next time he's here. Seriously, I'm loving it. All right, so, yeah, that would be cool. We could do a live version of it. That would be cool.

That would be cool. Oh, yeah. So, listen, I am contemplating something. I'm not going to do it today. But I'm strongly considering shifting this over. You know, for a long time, we've done these stories by just reading the news version of the worst stories in the world, right? Right. But I was, you know, we were having a meeting after the show, and there were several people out there,

and we were just talking about some different things. And a couple of the guys started talking about some grisly things that happened when they worked on the pipeline. And I was like, like man that story is so much better than any of them I tell right you know so I think what I'm going to start working towards is doing actual people telling actual stories that are terrible things that are aware of that have happened to whether it's themselves somebody they know it could have been an injury it could have been a death it It could be anything like that, you know. Right.

And I think that might be interesting to have people telling their actual stories and hearing it from them. The Arkansas Files. Yeah. There you go. Yeah, something like that. But let's start with this. And this isn't horrible in that they're already dead,

but a cemetery has started charging people to visit their loved one's grave. What? That's right. Grieving relatives can still access the Garden of Remembrance. Now, this is overseas in the UK for free between 9 and 3 Monday to Friday. Damn Brits. But the graveyard will soon require the purchase of VIP passes for visits and other hours. That cost roughly about $8 to $10 to visit a grave or cremation plot

and $12 to $15 to visit the Rhodes Garden. You've got to get a Patreon to go see your uncle. Yeah, how crazy is that, man? All right, let's go to McDonald's, where it's not only the food that would want to hurt you. Police say a woman in a drive-thru line in South Memphis was stabbed in the face with a screwdriver by a person demanding money. The woman was in the McDonald's Wednesday afternoon at 4, told police she was at the speaker box to place her order. Someone walked up to her window and asked if she had any money.

She said she didn't. That's when they pulled out what appeared to be a screwdriver and stabbed her in the face saying, You should have had some money, bitch. Oh, my God. She got screwed. Man, what a bastard you are. Officers saw a suspect running north and took her into custody as she pushed and kicked officers. She wasn't identified by police.

She was treated at the scene by firemen but refused transport to the hospital. There was some serious bodily harm at this McDonald's. And after people were done, the screwdriver to the face was pretty bad. Oh, yeah, that's a punch. Never mind. That's stupid. Okay, that's terrible, man. Just going to run up.

If they don't have any money, stab them with a damn screwdriver. You should have had some money or I wouldn't have done this. That's one way to get a bonus hole. Yeah, that is. Get a couple of them. A Chicago man has been released without charge following the death of his wife, who was found in his condo with a missing foot. Whose foot?

Wow. Well, I assume hers was missing. No, no, no. Maybe not. Let's see. Caitlin Tracy, 36, found pulverized in the stairwell of her partner Adam Beckring's condo October 27th. He had reported his wife missing the day before. Officers detained him after arriving at the scene,

but released him after 48 hours, no charge. Her body had been found by the building manager after a resident found a foot in the stairs. Oh, okay. Based on the condition of the remains they determined her body fell 24 floors wow that due to the height of the fall her body had been pulverized and her foot severed from her body so she jumped i guess or was pushed off one or the other uh there's a death investigation pending she was found unresponsive. Yeah.

Clearly. I bet. Yeah. And let's see. What else? Does it say they've been separated? Oh, yeah. They were also separated. Yeah.

Yeah. Dun, dun, dun. I don't know. That's going to be a Netflix docuseries in 2026. Definitely going to be a docuseries. You can bet on that. I wonder what they'll call it. Separated. Separated. It'll be a picture docuseries. You can bet on that. I wonder what they'll call it. Separated.

Separated. It'll be a picture of a foot. Oh, man. This is a bad story, too, man. A 73-year-old man fell to his death Saturday morning after he climbed out of the sixth-floor window. Yeah, fell. Of his Manhattan home to escape a home invasion. Aw.

Yeah, one of the suspects came in the apartment in Washington Heights at 4.40 a.m. climbing through a window. He then let two others in. The three men tied up the grandfather's 40-year-old son, who they believe was the intended target. They took a gold chain valued at eight grand. That's a nice gold chain. Yeah. He was living like a rap star with that

man hell yeah uh but during the chaos the robbery the 73 year old climbed out the window to escape neighbors were shocked and saddened um he uh he fell and uh yeah after getting on the small ledge he got stopped by an air conditioner trying to get to the other window he was rushed to the hospital but succumbed to the hospital but succumbed to his injuries or succumbed to his injuries so it was all over for pawpaw you would think though he's as much gristle as he was he might have survived that ball but and that's that's bad though uh and finally uh police in uh passaic county on wednesday identified a man crushed to death by machinery at a recycling plant. Everybody's crushed.

He got recycled. Yes, he did. Jose Centeno, 73, crushed beneath the hydraulic baler during his work hours. He came in contact with it. It compressed waste. Oh, you know those little bales? Soylent green. Yeah, so he was all like folded up in there and stuff.

Like the car crusher. Yeah, like the car crusher. Yeah. No, he really did get recycled. Yeah, so he was all like folded up in there and stuff. Like the car crusher. Yeah, yeah, like the car crusher. Yeah. No, he really did get recycled. Yeah, he did. What do you get for a human? Not a lot. Well, it depends.

I mean, is it a young, healthy baby? Is it an old man? That's true. Stem cells are definitely worth more. Is it a 12-year-old girl? Like, I mean, it depends on the market. No, stem cells definitely are worth more. You're right about that, And you're right about that.

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Mine just goes bam. Sorry, Bob. It just goes bam. I don't like bragging about it, but my dick does queef. That's funny. So tell me, you know, in your recent travels and performances, where have you gone that's been the most interesting to perform? So most recently I went up to Joplin, Missouri, and I did the Puff Puff Laugh show.

Puff Puff Laugh, okay. Puff Puff Laugh, everyone. You go to the bar, you can get a non-alcoholic beverage, but they'll infuse it with marijuana. Okay. So I got a Sprite. Yeah. Tasted like Sprite. Boy, it was not a Sprite.

No, that's pretty potent stuff, is it? It was very good. It was delicious i understand they're doing that at the loony bin now right yeah the loony bin has um what is drinks oh delta oh brother same thing it's weed it is thc no my son came home with some delta eight and he showed it to me and i said let me let me see that. And I smelled it, looked at it, then we smoked it, and I said, son, that's called weed. You can call it whatever you want. That's marijuana.

I'm familiar with it intimately since I was about 18. It looks like a duck, smells like a duck, smokes like a duck. Smokes like a duck. It's a duck. It's weed. Yeah. But that was fun because, like, you know, normally a weed crowd, it's kind of like running in sand to get them to be on board with the show. Yeah, I might think so.

Yeah. So high. But this one, man, it was great. And I've kind of noticed halfway through the show that they weren't laughing as much. But I realized that everything that the comedians were saying, the lights were reacting to it. And I was like, yeah, donors. No wonder they're distracted. So I went up and I was like, I see what's going on here y'all are every time i talk the lights respond it's like a dance club

so i just started boxing every one of my jokes i just did the punchline like and so the lights are yeah it was perfect that's crazy man i haven't had any of uh these uh weed drinks yet now i wonder if uh like the place like the Looney Bin or places like that, if they use a sativa versus an indica. Because sativa is an upweed and indica is a downweed, right? I think it's a hybrid. Probably a hybrid. I just recently quit drinking. And so that was like perfect timing for them to get those drinks in there.

Yeah. And I took the 50 milligram one. I sipped on it for about 20 minutes and boy i was feeling it uh 50 milligrams chad is that for you with that doing yes okay yeah no i i drank half of that and sat down i remember that what were those yeah he brought a drink out. What were they called? Knee high grape. Knee high grape. Okay.

They were medical. It was a medical beverage. We were having a medical session, actually, when he came over. Yeah, that's what we were doing. There was a sparkling water lark for a while, THC infused. Yeah. And a friend of mine was the rep for it and they actually had it in like the shell gas stations for a minute you could stop off and get you a little low weed spicy

water are those in in the gas stations are only dispensaries to the delta a version yeah okay crazy jays definitely i mean well delta eight you can have i mean is that abby road and at gas stations you know dispensaries have the the full-on cannabis i'm so glad it's getting easier to get weed because like for so long i'd have to go to trailer in the middle of the woods you know you never have anyone going home high and beating their wife you know they go home high and they beat the legend of zelda yeah no that's that's very true no we we did used to have to go out of the way to get weed and and uh back then it was a little more perilous because i got caught with weed when i was a kid i was going to jail for real oh yeah you know chad knows

yeah i've been there. Schedule one. I'm guessing based on your quiet disposition here, you're probably not a big weak guy. Yeah, I don't do any of that fun stuff. No, that may not be fun to you. That would be fine. There's nothing wrong with that. I don't drink those. You don't drink those ones? No, that's actually great.

You'll outlive all of us. No, you'll outlive everyone. That's great. That's great. What do you do for fun? Yeah, what do you do to de-stress then? De-stress? That's good. You'll outlive all of us. No, you'll outlive everyone. That's great. That's great. What do you do for fun? Yeah, what do you do to de-stress then? De-stress? That's a thing?

Great question. I try to hang out with my friends once in a while. Video games sometimes. I collect action figures, you know. Nice. Little stuff. What kind of action figures? Black Series, Star Wars Black Series, Marvel Legends.

Okay. Do you take them out of the box? Yeah, I'm not an inbox collector at all. What a good guy. I have a few boxes. Black Series is coming out with the vintage card back boxes, so I'll cut the plastic with an X-Acto knife, and I'll keep that box, but I'm still not an inbox collector.

Yeah. So you play with your toys. I do. I'm just a really big kid. No, that's great, man. I mean, look, if I had them, I probably would want to as well. I mean, you know, I'm not a collector, but if I had some, I'd probably play with it, yeah. Wait, I do.

Never mind. I don't know what I'm talking about. I'm not. No, I'm not. Play with it. Collectible stuff. what do you do oh man i uh i've i've got so much star wars shit uh i buy a helmet once a year despite my wife's you know oh he pushed back yeah which which kind of helmets i've got mandalorian i've got a couple clone troopers. We've got Kylo Ren and Darth Vader.

Okay. I've got two X-Wing helmets. Oh, that's cool. Those are actually kind of cool. Yeah, the Luke Skywalker X-Wing helmet. I've got Biggs, his green helmet. Okay. And then we've got Poe Dameron's.

So you're like serious about the helmet. And those probably aren't cheap. No, no, no, no, no. But I save up all year. Now, do you keep them in the packaging? Do you take them out? What do you do? I take them out, but I keep the packaging up in the attic. Okay.

Because if we ever have to move. Yeah, okay. Or if we ever want to sell them. So how do you display these? They're just up on the shelf, or I'll walk around the neighborhood wearing it. Yeah, that's a great idea. Especially like you should walk up to people's ring cams. Yeah.

I'll pick my son up from school wearing it and I'll play like the Mando theme. Just driving in the car. They're probably like, yeah, somebody call the police. Would you? This guy is weird to me. I drive a minivan too. So go up to a school in a van with a helmet on.

No, you definitely look like a pedo. We know this is your son. He's not getting in the car with you they're gonna do breathalyzers before they let you take your kid man i knew somebody had one of those things where you had to blow on the car to do that the interlock yeah they're like they used to uh at the old studio over uh on uh shackleford. Everybody had one. Once a month, everybody would come over there and get in a line to get them calibrated or checked or whatever it is they do, and I'd watch them in that line of shame.

Yes. Looking at them out there, you know, all trying to make, they all have tinted windows. All walks of life. Nobody, nobody, they don't want you to see them. I know a lot of interlocks. Yeah, yeah. My wife used to have a great joke about having her cousin ride with her.

She'd blow in it. Yeah. I still say to this day, you know, it just makes me wish we were back in like the 1700s. Because, you know, back then you couldn't drink the beer. You'd get sick. And you never saw anyone having to blow their horse to get it started. It was ready to go. No, it's probably a bad idea.

It wasn't illegal then. That was the breathalyzer back then, actually. Yeah. I mean, if you can blow a horse. Jedediah is trying to start his horse. a bad idea. It wasn't illegal then. That was the breathalyzer back then, actually. I mean, if you can blow a horse. Jedediah is trying to start a horse. Save a cowboy, blow a horse. It wasn't illegal then. I'm pretty sure there's some spaces in the United States

still that's probably not illegal. It's still probably not illegal in some places. Hey, Joe would know. Joe would know. Joe. No, he wouldn't know. Joe would know. He wouldn't know that. Come No, he wouldn't know. Joe wouldn't know. He wouldn't know that.

Come on, man. Hey, what a great show today. And listen, if you missed the Joe Exotic interview, you can go back and catch that on YouTube. You can catch it on Spotify, Amazon, Audible. It doesn't matter where you go. Big thanks to Seth. He's coming in today. You can see him tonight at the joint.

What time is the show? Doors open at 7. Shows at 8. Again, bring a toy and you get half off. And we'd love to see you. Not an adult toy. Honestly? Please don't.

That's expensive as hell. They will take that. I'll trade you for a real toy. But they're going to have the roast battle as well as performances by the comedian so it's gonna be a real good time you never know who's gonna stop by you know it's always awesome and then uh bryce they can check you out on your website right on youtube on tiktok facebook instagram twitter yeah it's or now it's x i'm sorry bam bryce moore right there bryce a more bam all right all right awesome man of course huge thanks to uh luke shoemaker for coming in

today and taking time uh to come in the studio and hang out with us he's always uh fun to have around and we couldn't be more thankful for him and most importantly it's you we're thankful for you thanks we know look there's a million choices a billion today and the fact that you're sharing it with us is the coolest thing in the world. You're doing a great job. You're telling everybody we're growing by leaps and bounds. Man, we can't be thankful enough. Just keep doing it.

Keep spreading the word and just keep coming back. All right. We appreciate you guys and we'll see you tomorrow. All right. Love you. Bye.