Patrick and the People - The Best of Patrick and the People - Scott Keith on PATP!

Episode Date: January 2, 2025

Scott Keith appears on Patrick and the People - Originally recorded 11/13/24

Okay, so maybe it is my headset then. Hold on one second, everybody. Could be the cheap headset. Yeah, yeah, might be. I thought we were getting new mic stands. We are getting new mic stands. Hold on. Promises, promises. Yeah, let me swap the headset out. Everybody be patient. No need to panic here. None. It's hump day. Yeah, oh it is.

Good morning, good morning. So tell them a little about what's going on. That it's Wednesday? Yeah. It's Wednesday, y'all. It's middle of November. I hope you're getting ready for Thanksgiving. All the holiday breaks with the kids.

I hope you got something for them to do. I've got something for mine to do. Now we're talking. Now we're talking. So is that crap? Good morning, Patrick. Good morning to you. I've got something for mine to do. Now we're talking. Now we're talking. Good morning, Patrick. Good morning to you. Let me pull this down a little bit. All right, everybody.

It's raining out there. It is raining, so be prepared for that. Yes. That means everybody's going to slow down. You know how it is in Arkansas. You know, we don't know how to drive in the rain, so people like. We sure don't. Pay attention to the traffic pattern changes. I know y'all totally are, especially on 430, aren't you?

Oh, wow. Yeah, that's a hot mess, isn't it? It really is. I mean, it looks good. I'm loving it. Honestly, I really am loving it. But my concern is always is the other drivers. Oh, sure. It took me a minute to get used to it because, you know, as a realtor, I drive everywhere in Arkansas. And so, you know, I come back, I go to my mail a lot. And so coming back that way from 430, you had to adjust a little bit because they changed the lanes up three or four or five times. And then you've got to make a decision which way you're going to go. Are you going to go through North Little Rock or are you going to come through West Little Rock? It's a dice throw. You've got to know what you're doing and start getting over. Yeah. go are you gonna go through north little rock are you gonna come through west rock yeah it's it's uh

it's a dice throw ever to know what you're doing and start getting over yeah because it just keeps going over and over and over and you're like man i thought i was up all the way over and use your indicators people your turn signals your indicators they are there i know it's gonna lie i know i know i know the more expensive the vehicle the less likely they are to have um those indicators on them. You may want to talk to somebody about that. I don't know. Get an instruction manual on that.

Do you remember when we used to have to get our cars inspected? Yeah, man. That was the greatest racket of all time. Gas stations made so damn much money on that. gas stations made so damn much money on that because, and for those who don't know, you used to have to get your car inspected before you get a license, you know, your license plate.

And so you'd have to go to an approved gas station where they would go through all of these things and they would look very diligently to find things to rack up a bill on you. You know, your headlight. Like your indicators. Your turn signals yeah yeah it used to be that you had to get that uh fixed yeah you had to you could you could not operate your vehicle without um proper working parts to your vehicle yeah that's how the low in mines the low deductible for windshields came in because you you know you people kept having to

replace them uh if you had a crack in it that was on the driver's side anywhere, you were toast. Yep. You know, that windshield would not pass inspection at all. Now they just do it whenever they go take their driving test just to make sure the vehicle you're in, everything works. Oh, do they? Yeah. Or they did it with my kid. So when he took his driving test, he had to sit there and show that he knew how to operate the vehicle.

What did you have to do in your driving test? Me? Yeah. I made the block. That's all I the vehicle. What did you have to do in your driving test? Me? Yeah. I made the block. That's all I did, too. Did you have to parallel park? No. I did.

I had to parallel park. No, I don't remember having to parallel park. Yeah, that was one of the things they made us do. I think I was in my 20s before I actually had to parallel park. But that was the only hard thing I had to do. And otherwise, we went around the block, and that was it. Yeah, I think my kid drew further than I did. Yeah?

In his, yeah. Yeah, I hear they do a little more now, but I don't know. A lot of it is just making sure that it's those, you know, checking blind spots and things like that. Yeah. I don't know. And I still struggle at times with blind spots. You know, I work diligently not to.

And I always feel the worst when I start to go over and someone, you know, and you're like, oh, no, I'm an asshole. Yeah, now I'm an asshole. Yeah. I'm like, sorry, sorry. My bad, my bad. Good morning, Ben Hubbard. Good morning, little doggy. How y'all doing today?

Hey, man, some cool stuff going on. Yesterday I announced that we'd put on the website where you could say hey i want to be on the show i want to come on the show and uh we've already got uh several people who are now going to be and just regular listeners watchers awesome yeah that are going to come in sit down and have some fun with us so that that's great. We're also adding many more comedians, not only now on Fridays, but we'll be picking up some comics during the week. We've got one coming in at 7.30 today to hang out with us and have a little bit of fun.

Yeah, yeah. We need that. So I'm super stoked about that. Yeah, so I think slowly but surely things are getting better and better around here. So that's super exciting. but surely things are getting better and better around here. So that's super exciting. Today may, in fact, be a giveaway day.

You want to listen for a keyword that you'll have to send somehow or another if you're interested in getting this framed piece of art, which somehow puts me as Luke Skywalker. Is that really you? Is that really supposed to be you? It is me. It's my face anyway. But it incorporated all the viral moments and then the, I guess, the election because it's got, you know, Biden and Trump.

It's got Beavis and Butthead. It's got several viral celebrities, including Hawk to a Girl. So it's chock full of crazy, crazy stuff. And you can win that. How is Hawk to a girl. Number two in the nation on our podcast. Shut up. Yeah, only number two to Joe Rogan.

That's insane. My wife was listening to it yesterday. I was like, wow. What does she talk about? Girl stuff, mainly. You know, a lot of girl stuff. But she seemed like she was having a good time. That's awesome yeah i mean

look i mean it it shows the power of the internet it really does i mean to go from relative obscurity yeah to a viral meme to the number two podcaster on the planet today at least that's crazy that's that's a big that's a big move well it shows have goals. Yeah, think about. Don't let us get above her in podcasts. Oh, yeah, we'll definitely. We're going to get there. I don't know. If I do, a girl can get there. We certainly have to be able to get there at some point, I would think.

I doubt she has cool swag like you. No, she definitely doesn't have the coolest swag in the world like we do. So I'm super stoked to get up there in that terrain someday soon uh but let's uh get into some things that you need to know let's talk about um well here here let's talk about on this day in um 1998. oh yeah, President Clinton agreed to pay Paula Jones $850,000 to drop her sexual harassment lawsuit. No apology, no admission of guilt. That ended a four-year legal battle that spurred impeachment proceedings.

The same day, Monica Lewinsky signed a deal with St. Martin's Press for the rights to her story about her affair with President Clinton. It shows you inflation. Yeah, it does. $850,000 is nothing now. No, no. She'd get about 20 mil today, I bet. She'd hit him hard. Yeah, but that was a bad day for President Clinton that day. Tough day for him, huh? All right, let's see. Who has outrun the Grim Reaper? Oh, this is bad news real quick. Let me give you this.

Just a quick update. This is only for the meth heads. Looks like that things have gone wrong and your order won't be arriving. Custom and Border Protection at a Texas port, they intercepted $31 million worth of meth in a shipment of peppers on Sunday. So if you've been waiting for your meth, bad news. That shipment's not coming in. What kind of peppers?

Green peppers. Oh, I'm allergic to those. And meth. Oh, yeah, you're allergic to meth? Yeah. Oh, okay. Well, I think a lot of people are. Well, I like to break out in felonies and, you know, court cases, staph infections. Yeah, no, it'll do it all for you.

It's a good time. Psychosis. Yeah, no, it's just great stuff. Let's see. Let's get into who's outrun the Grim Reaper. Matt Bennett from Victorious on Nickelodeon, 33. Oh, okay. Yeah, Gerard Butler. I like that guy. I like Gerard Butler. I Nickelodeon, 33. Oh, okay. Yeah, Gerard Butler.

I like that guy. I like Gerard Butler. I don't know, man. There's something about him. He's like one of the most likable actors in the world. Oh, yeah. I cannot tell you why, but any movie with Gerard Butler, if it's an action movie, you can bet. I don't give a damn how bad it is.

I'll watch it. I'll watch it. Yeah, I don't know. I mean, the guy's great. He was in 300. Everybody knows that. Yes. Great movie. Great movie. Yeah, I don't know. I mean, the guy's great. He was in 300. Everybody knows that. Great movie. Great movie.

Yeah. Yeah. Gerard Butler's 55. Let's see. Who else do you care about here? Whoopi Goldberg, 69, if you care. Joe Mantegna is 77. You know him from Criminal Minds and a lot of other things. In Musicians, the Strokes

bassist Nikolai Freicher is 46. And I think, oh, NFL quarterback Vinny Testaverde is 61. He last played in 2007 for the Panthers. Basketball player Metta World Peace, a.k.a. Ron Artest, is 45. Metta. Yeah, he changed his name in 2011 to inspire and bring youth together around the world. I don't know if that's the case, whether he did or not. He did try to change his name to the Panda's Friend as well. What? Yeah, the panda's friend as well what yeah the panda's friend i wonder if he wants to try to

change his name again because the such negative connotations to just the word meta at this point oh yeah i hadn't thought about that but yeah that does have a different meaning now doesn't it does it does all right let's uh give you a little bit of news here uh hey look uh like him you don't like him don't care, but this is good. Trump said billionaire Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy are going to head up the new Department of Government Efficiency. They will pave the way for the administration to dismantle government bureaucracy, restructure federal agencies. You know, Musk, the CEO of Tesla and X. So they're going to go through basically and do what anyone would do to their budget.

Start looking for waste, trim the fat, thin it down, get it liquid. There's no doubt we spend way too much as a government. That's true. That's true. I mean, we do. But, you know, based off of what Musk has done with Twitter, I don't know if I, you know. Well, I think that was a different,

I appreciate what you're saying there and why you might say, well, I think that was a, I appreciate what you're saying there, uh, and, and why you might say that, but, but I think that's a little different story. I would more compare, you know, his work at Tesla or SpaceX, uh, X is a little different thing because he did take it over and it did drop, but there was also a pretty strong campaign against advertising boycott, you boycott for him. And so that played into it to some degree. Okay, let's move on from that. Oh, okay.

If you watch Amazon's Freebie, did you know that Freebie was owned by Amazon? It is. The free streaming app. They own everything. They own a lot of things. Them and Disney. Yeah. But Freebie is going to go away in the next few weeks.

The content is going to all go to Amazon Prime Video. Now, the good news, all the original shows are going to stay in front of the paywall. You won't have to subscribe. Okay. Freebie, both shows like Judy Justice. I assume that's Judge Judy. It is. It is.

She just has a different colored robe on now. Does she? Okay. And her hair is longer. I just paid TV personality in history. that's Judge Judy. It is. She just has a different colored robe on now. Does she? Okay. And her hair's longer. I just paid TV personality in history. I love Judge Judy. Everybody loves her. Yes. Another one, Tribunal Justice, America's Test Kitchen, The Next Generation, and Bosch Legacy. All will stay free. I know one of those. I didn't know any of them. Yeah, I know Judy Justice. Oh, yeah, I knew that just because. Yeah. Animal rights group PETA, using a billboard outside of Ohio McDonald's, urged people to go vegan. The sign overlooks the entrance of the restaurant in Columbus,

features a picture of a chicken looking towards the door with the phrase, it's me, not me. The message appears to be a response to the introduction of the new chicken big mac sandwich um but that sign won't do anything it won't it won't change anything it won't pd used to be a pretty fun as far as the protesters and things they used to have the most creative campaigns to uh to do that and now they they don't they don't have as much fun anymore i think it's a problem they used to get naked women to do it yeah back now they, they don't, they don't have as much fun anymore. I think it's a problem. They used to get naked women to do it. Yeah. Back in the nineties,

early two thousands, you had a lot of naked women in cages, celebrities or, you know, a body paint. I think that's a great way to get attention. It is a great way to get attention. It's worked for.

I mean, I promise you, if you put a naked celebrity on that sign, you'll get a lot more views than you will with the chicken well you think about carl's jr's commercials you know back whenever they would have like paris and other you know women eating the burger on you know in scantily clad washing cars and things like that like i remember those commercials let's go get a carl's yeah that's when you want to go to hardy's that good no they're never that good i mean the never mind

yeah i get you. All right. Listen, when you're looking for inspiration for an upcoming vacation, where do you go? These days, a lot of people go to social media to get a glimpse of, you know, a destination that they're considering or suggestions for the best things to do there. New research revealed the most popular countries on social media. This is a company called Titan Travel. They went through TikTok, Instagram, and Google for three years to find the top destination. So, according to this site, Japan tops the list as the most popular country on social media. Okay.

India comes in second. What? Yeah. And then Canada, Italy, Turkey. We did not make the top ten, apparently. No. I can see the Japan one, though, because I see videos all the time on Facebook and Instagram where they're like, Japan's living in 30, 50 or whatever.

And they have the coolest gadgets. They have, I mean. I watch videos of them just preparing things. I don't even know what. There's something they put, I don't know if it's vegetables or whatever in this thing, and I don't know what it's doing to them, but I always am fascinated watching it. Their videos, they have the coolest gadgets. And they have the little tiny washer and dryer.

Yes, it's so cute. It's like, wow, man. So adorable. Hey, they're so small. You know, and being, really? And what does that wash one item yeah uh wow uh man not good news police said in louisville kentucky that 11 people injured in an explosion at a manufacturing plant in the city university of louisville said it got seven patients

from the explosion including two in critical condition, including burn and blast wounds. The cause of the explosion, not known as of late yesterday. Authorities did issue a shelter in place for about a mile until they got it resolved, made sure the air quality was okay, because that was pretty important. Let's see. U.S. District Judge Indira Talwani sentenced Massachusetts Air Guard member Jack, um, let me say it right, Texelra to 15 years in prison yesterday for leaking classified documents. Can't do that. to. The 22-year-old pleaded guilty in March to six counts of willful retention and transmission of national defense information under the Espionage Act. He shared documents marked secret and top secret to members of a Discord server he belonged to. His defense attorney

described him as an isolated autistic individual who spent a lot of time online. Don't blame the tism. Yeah, don't blame the tism yeah don't blame the blame the tism that's now a superpower yeah like that was a choice you made you can't that's social media fame if all you got to be is on the spectrum now to be social media famous yeah yeah i think half of the people my wife watches now are on the spectrum of some kind same matter of fact i'm not sure half of everyone on tiktok is on the spectrum. Let's see. A federal judge called a halt on a new requirement in Louisiana to display the Ten Commandments in all public classrooms.

The judge ruled it unconstitutional on its face. I tend to agree with that. I do, too. Look, if you want to have a sign outside the courthouse, and that's what the state votes for, I think that's fine. But I'm not sure that the school is where any religious material of any kind should be. Absolutely, especially a public school. I just don't think that's, you know, I mean, that's, no, there's too many choices for kids to make. And I don't think that's the right way to go.

You can have a code of morals or core values, just like a corporation would, and you can have those up. And so these are the things we believe in. It could even mirror what's in the command. I don't care. The basic tenets of all religion are the same. They really are. They really are. If you really break it down, every one of them are the same.

And you can display those principles and all that but i don't yeah i mean if you um if you want to don't want the the school in charge of um certain levels of education certain areas of education if i don't want them to religion either look if i don't want them talking about sexuality yeah i also don't want them talking about religion those are two topics that belong in my house and you know and and we can have those conversations yeah Yeah. I, you know, I know some people are more religious than others, but I think both of my kids are really spiritually grounded, but neither of them were made to go to church or any of that type of thing. We talked many, many times over many, many years about, you know, what spirituality was, what the

options are, how to look at it, you know, all those things. We many times talked about it and, and I helped them arrive at their place of conclusion, which probably, you know, just like all of us changes every few years. Absolutely. And I mean, every decade I was different in what, what I thought about the world, what I thought about religion, what I thought about everything. Yeah, and my spiritual beliefs and practices have nothing to do with quadratic equations or, you know, the conjugation of a sentence or anything like that. Like, I don't pray about that. And I was somebody that grew up going to a Baptist church. So I actually went to church with the Clintons. I went to Emmanuel Baptist. I was in Sunday school with Chelsea,

but I was also an individual that had to go to Catholic school. My grandmother paid for my education and she was Catholic. And so we went to Catholic schools. So Monday through Friday, I was being indoctrinated with Catholicism. And then twice a week, I had Southern Baptist. And while the basic tenets of the principles. The rules are different. The rules are so different. And that's very conflicting for a child, you know, wrestling with, you know know one thing says this and one thing says this and the rules and blah blah blah um it was it was wild i was never a fan of the doom and gloom

style of uh iron brimstone yeah that's not for me no no no i never never thought that that attractive nor welcoming like the catholics because to a certain degree because it was like well you could kind of just do whatever just as long as you were sorry and like yeah and like it's it's different you got away with a lot more being catholic at least with baptist well all the dads would sneak out early from the service to go outside and get their cigarettes before everybody came out yeah yeah then the old joke is what's the difference between a baptist and a catholic catholic say hi at the liquor store catholics say hi at the liquor store. Yep, Catholics say hi at the liquor store. That's true.

That's true. So true. Yeah. Okay, so look at a little dog. He said, I didn't have to drive for my motorcycle test of my driving test. Seriously? Yeah, in Benton, he said the guy was bald and hated the sun. Koda said, good morning.

Good morning, man. How you doing? Good morning. Good morning, man. How are you doing? Good morning. The driver's side mirror should be set to see your blind spot and not the same view as your rearview mirror. Agreed. I was told this by a friend's state trooper uncle years ago. That's Jet Westmoreland. Thanks, Jet.

Thank you, Jet. That's a good point. Absolutely. Latasha said, good morning. Hope you all have a blessed day. Well, already. Good morning. It's already happening.

Good morning. We were doing some news. Let's get a blessed day. Well, already. Good morning. It's already happening. Good morning. We were doing some news. Let's get back to it. Oh, yeah. Yeah, right? After three planes were shot flying into or out of Port-au-Prince, Haiti, over the last few days, the FAA issued a 30-day ban on U.S. flights in the country. So no flying in or out of uh cuba right now particularly haiti yeah apparently um

you know they were shot three times they confirmed bullet holes found in american airline flights so that's not good you know you don't want that what i was just thinking like what you know how i don't know about y'all but sometimes we'll go out you know and shoot guns you know oh just randomly just having fun and i fun. And, I mean, apparently it didn't explode the plane or anything like that. Like, what if some fancy Cubans are out there? Yes, I don't know. Lunchables are being pulled from the program that gives free and discounted meals to 30 million low-income kids. million low-income kids. The company that makes Lunchables, Kraft Heinz, made the decision to pull the turkey and cheddar cracker stackers and extra cheesy pizza Lunchables from the program,

saying that sales of the two products were less than 1% of Lunchables sales. Well, that's not even news. That just means they're taking out the ones that people don't buy. That's not news. Yeah. Okay. Hey, here's some good news. A couple sailing around the Hawaiian island of Oahu last week rescued five scuba divers. They had been separated from their boat. Camilla Storchy and her husband were sailing. They heard screams for help, spotted five little dots in the ocean.

The divers had been clinging to each other, trying to stay afloat and visible. When the couple reached them, one of them was showing signs of hypothermia, vomiting, unable to safely bring the group aboard. They contacted the Coast Guard and circled the divers for 45 minutes, trying to keep their spirits up and providing them water. They later shared a video on social media, but a Coast Guard helicopter and divers arrived at the scene, and they were able to retrieve everyone, and everybody is okay. So that's great news.

Oh, my goodness. I mean, how lucky, you know, if you're stranded out there like that, they get spotted. I mean, that's... I was over there holding my breath. Like, I love the water. I love... I mean, I wanted to be a marine biologist at one point in time did you yes but um i get mad motion sickness on the water but oh yeah i have a lot of

respect for the ocean in the city i'm not i'm probably won't ever be a scuba diver i i do want to do that and i do plan to do that it's's on my bucket list. But, yeah, I get that because water is undefeated as a power. I mean, there's nothing on the planet more powerful than water. Zero. Patrick Mahomes and Travis Kelsey's houses were burglarized last month. According to a Cass County Sheriff's Office, documents were obtained the burglary at Mahomes Belton, Missouri, estate was reported to cops at midnight October 6th.

Then Kelsey's Leawood, Kansas mansion was broken into hours later. How? The same day the Chiefs took on the Saints in Monday Night Football. Well. How do y'all not have massive security? I don't know. But somebody, you know, they knew the schedule. They knew where they lived and they went

and got them that's insane to me yeah it is isn't it uh because you would think that they would have top i would top flight security yeah top flight security of the world yes yes the second round of the college football playoff rankings release going into week 12 here are the teams primed to participate in the first ever 12-team playoff format. Oregon is number one, Ohio State two, three is Texas, four Penn State, Indiana, BYU, Tennessee, Notre Dame, Miami, Alabama, Mississippi, Georgia, Arkansas not. No, no, sorry. Yeah, no, it's not going to be for a little bit.

Three major format changes in the Texas sanctioned Tyson ball fight. Everybody, I'm sure, is getting ready for that. It is kind of a value in a way of speaking because I know that Netflix has gone up on its pricing, but it's still way cheaper than a pay-per-view. I mean, if you signed up for Netflix for a month, what is it, $15, something like that? $15.20? Yeah. A pay-per-view would be $59, $60, $100. So it's still pretty cheap.

Yeah, you know, sign up for Netflix, do the free trial, set an alarm to remind you to cancel it. And boom, there you go. Yeah, that'll do it. We do that a lot. We do that a lot. We do too. On Friday night, millions of people will be gathered to watch the 27-year-old man fight a 58-year-old man on Netflix. When he faces Jake Paul, it will be the first time that Mike Tyson fought in the ring since a 2020 exhibition against Roy Jones Jr. This fight was sanctioned by the Texas Department of Licensing with three caveats in place. Both fighters wearing 14-ounce gloves instead of the 10-ounce that are typically standard in heavyweight fights. That mitigates some of the injury.

Each round will be two minutes instead of three. That benefits Tyson endurance-wise. And the fight is scheduled to go eight rounds, not 10 or 12. When asked if he truly believed he could knock out Tyson, Paul said, it's already written. In response, Tyson said, I think he thinks it's going to be a very easy night. It's not going to be an easy night for you.

I know that's right. I pray it won't be. I pray. I want to see this. Man, I want to see him just catch him with that uppercut and clack those Jake Paul teeth up. Man, man, busting veneers. Yeah, man, I want to see this. Man, I want to see him just catch him with that uppercut and clack those Jake Paul teeth up. Man, bless them veneers. Yeah, man, I want to see some. I want hairline cracks in those teeth. I want you to have to go to the dentist. Yeah, wire his jaw shut for a little bit. Just for a little bit.

You know, it'd be alright. Just a little bit. Just a little bit. The Chicago Bears have fired their offensive coordinator, Shane Waldron. You can probably understand why, because they suck right now. He was less than 10 months on the job. They fired him Tuesday after head coach Matt Everfloos promised changes and adjustments for the struggling Bears. Passing game coordinator Tom Brown promoted to coordinator. Yeah, the Bears have not done well.

They're 4-5. They've lost three straight games and only got 27 points over that stretch. That's not in any possible way good. Is that actually worse than the Cowboys? Nothing is worse than the Cowboys. Nothing is worse. It's just a shame, man. It's just all these years. You can't get it together. You can't get a run. You can't get deep in the years. You just can't. You know, you can't get it together. You can't get a run. You can't get deep in the playoffs.

You just can't do anything, man. And, you know, every quarterback that comes, you know, they seem awesome. Like they're going to do it. Yeah. I mean, look, Tony Romo had amazing regular season numbers. Absolutely. Could never close the deal. Yeah.

Thus far, Dak Prescott. Yeah. Great regular season numbers. Yeah. Can't close the deal or can't stay healthy. You know, it's just the Jerry Jones thing. I was going to say, like, is it the Jerry Jones effect? It is.

It is the Jerry Jones effect. You know, you can't get the best coaching staff, and if you're always in it and meddling and controlling who they pick and who they choose to recruit, then it does get in the way, I think. And I think that's the problem. You know, look, he ran off Jimmy Johnson. Yeah.

Ran off Barry Switzer. Yeah. Ran off the big tuna, Bill Parcells. Oh, yeah. Loved Bill Parcells. Yeah. God, Bill was amazing. Yeah, no, he has, but what he is good at doing is making money. Yeah. God, Bill was amazing. Yeah, no, he has, but what he is good at doing is making money.

Yeah. And the Cowboys franchise still, in spite of sucking since like 95 or 96, just flat gargling balls. They're still the number one most valuable franchise in sports on the planet. Do you think our Razorbacks suffer a little bit of the Jerry Jones effect? I think they did, for sure, especially when Frank Brolls was here. I think Frank Brolls was a little heavy-handed at times with the coaches. I think now we're not.

I just think that the SEC is now more competitive than ever. Yeah. We have more and better schools in it. I mean. Absolutely. You know, everybody thinks about the heyday back when we were in the old Southwest Conference. And we were playing teams like Tulsa and Rice and, you know, teams that really couldn't win. Yeah.

Couldn't beat us. We were the big dog. Yeah. Couldn't beat us. We were the big dog. Yeah. And we beat on them a lot. But now it's very difficult to out-recruit these other universities because, I mean, Georgia is just a sexier place to be. You know, Alabama, they have coasts. Florida has a coast. You know, if you've got an ocean, you beat me every time.

That's true. Texas is Texas. Texas is Texas. Yeah. beat me every time that's true uh texas is texas i mean this is texas yeah i mean you just you stop and think about if you're a kid and you're 18 19 maybe years old and you're looking at all these different places you can go you have to ask yourself why do i pick arkansas over any of these yeah and it's a tough sell at times you know i mean for us who've lived here a long time you get oh the cost of living is great uh you can kayak it's all natural it's fun you know but when you're 19 years old you don't

give a goddamn no kayaking who's got the most money and the coolest places you want to meet chicks or guys whatever your thing is uh you want to you want to kick it you want to have fun i mean that's what you want to do when you're that age. Kayaking, probably not on the list. Maybe with your parents once a month or every other month. I don't know. But no, I mean, so it's very difficult to out-recruit them. What we would have to do to even be in that ballpark is have two or three really, really,

really good seasons where we were at least close to start recruiting off of that. Now, Petrino, the first time, you know, he leveraged all his NFL contacts and started bringing in a lot of people and talent and stuff like that, and that was helpful. But I don't know if he still has that arm right now or not. I don't know how much of this has to do with the struggle between Pittman and Petrino. I don't know how much of this has to do with the struggle between Pittman and Petrino. I don't know what's up.

Yeah. But right now we suck on both sides of the ball. We really do. And it's not fun, you know. And of course, everybody every year talks about how good we're going to be because we tune up some non-conference asswipe. Yeah. That was brought in to take a beat down.

Yeah. And they think we're going to be the best. And every year we go through this. ass white that was brought in to take a beat down and they think we're going to be the best. And, and every year we go through this, you know, we start out strong and then it starts happening, you know? Uh, let's see what everybody's saying here. Um, uh, on the opposite spectrum of Louisiana, look up the afterschool Satan club in an elementary school in Memphis. Yeah, no, I, I'm familiar with those. I don't find them as awesome. Oh, no, I'm just intrigued. No, it's humorous to me.

Okay. But it is, again, as I've said, you know, for years and years, if you're going to platform one, if you've got to give to one, you've got to give to the other. I mean, that's just how it is. That's just the way it's set up, you know.

And, look, it's the same in a lot of different things. It's not just that, you know. But, yeah, no, I wouldn't personally send my kid to the after-school Satan Coloring Club. And I don't think probably most people would, you know. But some might, I guess, if they're trying to use their kid to make a statement, and that's fine. Let's see. Oh, Rich One Fall Rockwell says, good morning. What's up, Rich?

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Shall we do that? All right. Let's see what we got going on. We got a lot of stuff to talk about this morning. Happy Gilmore 2. Are you a fan of Happy Gilmore? Because I am. I am. It's definitely one of my favorite comedies of all time. It's in my top 10 for sure. Apparently Eminem filmed a

secret cameo on Happy Gilmore 2 and impressed the cast with his comedic acting skills. I can believe that. I can believe that. Yeah. I mean, if you look at his earlier videos back when Eminem was fun, he was silly all the time. And I like that Eminem much better than the i've recovered and i'm serious all the time eminem that guy you're like blonde eminem not yeah eminem yeah eminem now just depresses me every time i hear him interviewed every time i listen to a song i'm just like man what happened bro you're rich you're famous you got everything in the world and somehow you're more miserable than you were then i've seen seen videos from just video clips from his daughter's wedding. And I don't see one smile.

Really? From him. One smile. But, you know, he was happy for her. I'm sure he was. And celebratory and all that stuff. And there was some emotion. But I didn't see a smile, a laugh.

Well, this will be good. Em's a big fan of the original movie he said he was very excited to do it um they said he had great comedic acting skills and uh he did a really good job so that's good i you know you're hearing about cameos already i would imagine that uh happy gilmore to look happy gilmore probably inspired a lot of the younger comedians and actors of the day. So I, and who doesn't really like that movie? I mean, I've never met anyone who doesn't love it or like it. And I bet he has an all-star cast of people in that. It was a really good, it's probably my favorite Adam Sandler movie. Yeah. It's gotta be way up there. That one and Water

Boy probably. Oh yeah. Water Boy. boy i like that yeah uh quite a bit uh let's see uh denzel washington says that um he is going to uh star in black panther 3 he shared the news uh on the today show australia said i'm only interested in working with the best i don't know how many more films i'm going to make probably not that many i want to do things i haven't done now how old do you think denzel is by the way um 60 something okay all right is he still do you think he's still got denzel uh handsome charm and all that when you see him or no is he kind of past that, the charming part? Yeah. Okay.

That's okay. He's kind of entered into like. Older man stage. Yeah, yeah. He is now in the category like with Morgan Freeman. Okay, that's fair. You know, you're a distinguished older gentleman. You know, I wouldn't look to Denzel as a sex symbol.

Okay, so not quite the sex symbol now. No, no. But that's okay because you were a little off on his age. He's 79. Jesus Christ. Yeah. Can you imagine Denzel? okay so not quite the sex symbol now no that's okay because you were a little off on his age he's 79 jeez and rice yeah can you imagine denzel and i'll tell you something dang yeah black don't crack like no i don't dead look i thought morgan freeman looked old for years until now yeah i agree until now and that new lioness or whatever it is that he's on. And I was like, holy shit, Morgan Freeman looks old. I thought you already looked. I thought that was it.

I thought you'd stay that way from the time you were 40 until you just died. You know, because that's how he's looked forever. But all of a sudden, he don't have any hair. His face is much thinner. And you're like, well, I did not know that Morgan Freeman could age. But he's like almost 90. That's insane. You know, yes. I think he's 87. I can't believe I was that Morgan Freeman could age. Yeah. But he's like almost 90. That's insane. You know, yes.

I think he's 87. I can't believe I was that off on Denzel. Well, you know, I think a lot of people would be. Marvel has yet to officially announce the third film, but if Denzel's talking about it, you know it's happening. Yeah, it's definitely going to happen without a doubt. Let's see. Tell me if you believe this.

I don't john krasinski you know from the office right uh from a quiet uh place those movies yeah um which are great movies by the way he also played jack ryan on um the series yeah yeah but uh he has been crowned people's 2024 sexiest man alive. Why? I don't know. I mean, I'm so puzzled by, you know, these recent choices that they make. I mean, they're trying to be more inclusive. I know they are, but look, let's be honest. How many women out there, I mean, look, yes, John Krasinski's cute.

Yes, when you watch him act he's got swag about him and he's attractive but when he has his beard he looks a lot better okay maybe he does but he's still not going to be the sexiest man in the world did he like save some kittens from a burning building i don't know what he did i mean i just don't get it is he an ally there's there's a it's like when people keep trying to tell me how good looking timothy chalamet is he looks like a 12 year old boy yeah i don't think he's that attractive he's not yeah you're just trying to tell me he is but he's not i mean he's he looks like he's 12 yeah and his skin doesn't look real no he's he's got a weird look yeah yeah he's kind of creepy looking to be perfectly honest with you he is kind of

like you're not wrong i don't know there's just something about him i'm like you might be a sociopath it could be yeah it could be i mean most of the most attractive ones are yeah you're probably right uh i don't know if there's anything scientific to that but you know i have fancy letters no no you you have any double experience uh this is something that talked about for a long time, and now it's really happening. If you are a deadhead. I am not. I guess this is exciting for you, but Jerry Garcia can now read a book to you. Now, think about that.

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languages so now post-death this is what's getting ready to start happening. Actors that you like will never go. They will be young. So there'll be no more shock at Denzel's age because Denzel will stay 45, you know, on film forever. Are they going to get rid of those in-memoriam things that like the award shows and everything? No. Because we're not going to be done with it. And here's the thing. Like, how do we know?

Now the celebrity will tell you themselves about their their death yeah oh my god well um what if the government gets involved in this and like then we have like sleeper cells and everywhere and like jerry garcia awakens i'll tell you what happened a russian sleeper cell now the government the government will buy the rights to some celebrities and use them as propaganda. Oh, my God. It's already happening. It's done. That's what's going to happen. It happens. You can bet on that.

All right. Let's see what else is going on of interest here in the celebrity world. Okay. Again, this puzzled me even more. And I just don't understand the world right now. I don't either. I don't. But Benny Blanco also got honorable mention

in people magazine sexiest man alive the only thing sexy about there's two things his bank account and selena gomez okay yeah that's it there's nothing at all sexy about benny blanco let's be honest he may be a nice guy maybe funny but this is just i mean the only person i think that has ever been able to yes baby it is no it is the only person i think that has ever really pulled off a unibrow was frida kahlo and benny yeah okay yeah no yeah i i don't like even then it was more about Selma pulling it off. Yeah, it really was. I'm afraid of pulling it off. No, this is ridiculous.

You're just throwing things. I mean, it's like saying Jonah Hill's the sexiest man alive. Come on, man. Maybe a great actor, great guy. Maybe you could even fall in love with him. Hell, but he's not the sexiest man alive. No, I hear he's problematic as well. Well, you think?

You couldn't look at him and tell maybe he's a bitch yeah apparently apparently you know he gets the girl and then he's like all the things that i liked about you and how i met you i want you to stop doing oh like your job yeah you know a surf instructor anyways that's like a year ago but yeah is it and i want you to give private surf lessons ever again oh oh yeah that's my income jonah yeah sorry you know i guess he's probably saying look i got you but he's like listen i want to take care of myself you know i know you're you might be rich well you know the ladies like to be independent well i think all people should like to be independent if if you know look if you have a a relationship where for example uh laura doesn't have a full-time uh job so to speak you know she does a lot yeah she does a

hell of a lot but she does not have a full-time job but that is our choice as a couple you know um and i was very blessed and fortunate to be able to offer that. When there's some division of labor. But there is a very strong division of labor. But not only that, there, you know, we've made many concessions for that. Because obviously we could do a lot more, spend a lot more, buy a lot more if you worked. I mean, look, the kids aren't even home now. But that's just, you know, the we we have divided up things and it works well for us but absolutely but i still i'll still tell you this she's fiercely independent don't

yeah twist it and uh i think it is good for people to be independent uh as much as possible now if you have a long-term relationship where you've established these things that's different but if you're just right off the bat going yeah i'm gonna need you to quit your job now she's like hey i'd like to quit my job daddy well that's different that's different and why is it her well i mean because she's probably not going to support him with her surfing job oh well that's true i was i was expanding it to talk about other other couples and not just Jonah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

And whatever her name was. Well, no, certainly. It's funny. I'm like Jonah and whatever her name was. I don't know her name. Yeah. Look, if Laura showed up at home today and said, listen, just got a gig. I'm going to make a quarter mil a year.

I'd be like, well, it looks like real estate's done. Yeah. Yeah. No, it looks like I'm going to hang out, you know. Yeah. We'll be going to have some fun and some travel. So, no, I don't mind. I would be glad to stay at home and trade the roles, you know.

Are you playing the lottery? I see that we've got some high numbers in the lottery. I don't. You know, I probably should, but I don't. Yeah. You know, I just never think about it, to be honest. I don't either. I think about it whenever some advertisement comes across something.

It's like, oh, it's up to this. You know, Arkansans are buying tickets. But I just forget about it. I do. I forget. But I do always hate. It must be a certain day that I get in line at the convenience store, and there'll be three people getting those, and they're never ready.

Nope. It takes them forever to be. It's like being in the drive-thru like you know what come on man pick a number just pick it before you get there you know what card you want just tell them get it and go well and statistically they say the uh auto-generated numbers are better are are better and they are of course they are app there's an app now, y'all. Like, you don't have to go, well, never mind. You can do stuff on an app. You can. You can absolutely do it on the app.

I forgot about that. You can get a scratch off on there, but. Can you get the, like, the Powerball? You can get all of them. Oh, really? You can get all of them except for scratch offs. Anything with scratch offs. Okay.

I did not know that. I do like the scratch offs. I just never really went at them. Yeah, there is just something fun about the scratch-offs. They are fun, but I always am disappointed because I think I once won a $50 one. I won $100 one time. Really? Yeah, and we were on our way to Tulsa.

We had stopped at some random gas station that had a McDonald's, and it was in the median. Yeah. Yeah, so traffic is on either side. I was like, oh, my my god i have to stop here just because i gotta be close to texas yeah well maybe there's one more going to tell us near texas or can i know there's one oh yes yes yes yes yes yeah yeah it's good times uh but anyway you were saying so uh on those uh lottery tickets that uh you play them or you don't? Just on the phone?

Well, occasionally I will still get one, especially when it gets up to a certain level because I just kind of have to. And I like the one, the natural state that is just based in Arkansas. You think your odds are better because it's a finite number. I do think my odds are better. And I like to stop at random gas stations to get those. Let me just stop at some random ones. And a lot of people don't know the gas station.

If you win a lottery at the gas station, one of the big ones, they get a big payout, too. They do. They do. They get a very significant payout. So it's a big win for them. Help your local gas station because some of those are owned by your little mom and pops. But they got rid of yeah they got rid of my favorite um scratch off lotteria lotteria lotteria was the one because

yeah it was reminiscent of it it mirrored that game that um spanish game or mexican game i apologize if i'm being culturally insensitive but it's it's a game and uh you know you had to do these matching type oh. Oh, okay. It was so fun. That sounds fun. It was so much fun. Junior said, good morning. Hey, what's up, man? Good morning.

Good morning. Hope it's going great for you. So happy to have you in my ear again. Well, man, I'm glad to be all up in your ear. Consent. Billy said, Billy Madison, Matt Owen said. Oh, Billy Madison. That was cute. You know, it was all right. It's not one of my favorites, but Owen said, oh, Billy Madison. That was cute.

You know, it was all right. It's not one of my favorites, but there are some great lines in it. Yeah. But, yeah, it's cute for sure. I mean, it was very, very popular. He's one of those people who have equally good, great movies and horrible. Horrible. Some horrible movies.

Jack and Jill, the whatever six that's called something. I don't know. Bad. Horrible. Some horrible movies. Jack and Jill, the whatever six, that's called something. I don't know. Yeah. Have you seen Hubie Halloween? Yeah, it was all right. It was all right. It was cute. Yeah.

I mean, it was fine. He has great support in that movie. He does. That's my nicest way to say it. He does well in those kind of kids type things. I mean, he's got a voice that lends itself to that. But yeah, I like Grown Ups fine. well in uh those kind of kids type things i mean he's got a voice that lends itself to that and uh but yeah i like grown-ups fine you know it's it's good grown-ups um i don't go back and watch it a lot or what's the one click i don't watch that a lot i never saw it it's okay you know um

i'm trying to think uh what you know all of his movies these days are pretty good trying to think uh what you know all of his movies these days are pretty good but they're not phenomenally funny like to me they he was he found a formula now 50 first dates is pretty great i do like that one it's a cute movie yeah i do like a very cute movie i like i like all the cameos like rob schneider rob schneider he does steal a lot of these with cameos that are really funny yeah god love him he wouldn't work if it weren't for Adam. No. You know what I mean? Yeah.

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you can do they can the mother daughter package oh yeah that's a great combo package i think yeah the national toy hall of fame uh has uh some nominations they have the finalists for the toy hall of fame like to talk about that every year. Praised for versatility and universal appeal, Balloons made the list of 12 finalists being considered for the honor. That's right, the Balloon. Well, I can say, you know, that makes sense. You know, rubber that can be blown up tends to be uh it is fun isn't it yeah in one

way or another one way or another uh yeah uh also uh first time contenders include the trampoline these are all death traps yeah where they are they really are and the party game apples to apples no so a panel of judges and the public will vote on which of the finalists get inducted in November. You know what toy I think is the most fun these days? What? A TENS machine. A TENS machine? Why would that be?

How is that fun? for an individual like myself, a lady, you know, with the, with all the feminist rage that I have in me, I take delight in inflicting, oh no, I shouldn't say that. Let me, let me retract that in welcoming our individuals that don't, uh, experience some of the, the things that the, the uterus holders go through, um, inviting them into that world and into the realm yeah and you know patrick i know that you are a huge feminist and a in a major um ally to the to the uterus holders sure right yeah absolutely yeah and to to yeah birthing parents yeah the birthers yeah i'm definitely an ally well i i um brought you something today. You brought me something? I did.

I did. I'm a caring person. You know what? I'm moved by this. Let me just stop for a second. Be patient with us. What do you mean you brought me something? I brought a TENS machine.

What does that have to do with me? Well, I knew that you would want to know what it felt like to be a possessor of a uterus at least that certain special time of the month whenever it tries to kill the uterus holder oh and this uh will simulate the pain of period cramps uh this this will simulate the pain of of of period cramps or or like given birth or like well well at period cramps i This will simulate the pain of period cramps or like giving birth. Well, period cramps. I don't know if you could possibly, if we could reach that level, but I am willing to try if you are. You want to attach this to me?

I would like to attach. And you want to cause me to have menstrual cramps? I do. And, okay. to me and you want to cause me to have menstrual cramps i do and uh okay do you want to do this now or do we want to bring our our friend in now we'll uh you you where are you gonna put that uh let's let's put it on your your area which area um your abdomen okay okay that's fine uh it come over here slide over here all right so you you just the right a long time yeah might be let me turn your mic a little nervous he's like oh snap what did i show up to let me see if i can hear you go ahead ahead. Okay. Yeah, you're good.

All right. Now what you want to do is just stay right on that like that. There you go. Yeah, we do have. Maybe. Maybe. No, you'll have to suffer for a minute. But what's your name, man?

I'm Scott Keith. Scott Keith. Hey, Scott. I am excited to have you here. I'm excited to have you, too. I'm a big fan. I've been listening to you for years. Really?

I'm not just saying that. Well, man, i appreciate the hell out of it thank you man great yeah the guy was just saying that just kidding what oh yeah i'm kidding no that's cool man so what are you what you're a comedian yeah yeah i'm a local comedian little rock base you know go all over but i'm based right out here in north little rock okay uh, you know, from Conway originally, but doing that, working the road. How long have you been doing comedy? I'm in my fifth year, five, almost six years. Wow.

That's awesome, man. And you're about there. Yeah. No, it's happening. I'm getting more work, you know. Work at the Looney Bin here in town a lot. That's awesome. We love them.

Yeah, no, they're great. They run a great show there. They do. The crowd's here at Little Rocker. What's great about doing comedy here Yeah, no, they're great. They run a great show there. They do. The crowd's here at Little Rocker. What's great about doing comedy here is, like, if you can do comedy here, I think you can do it just about anywhere. We've heard that a couple times. We were just having that conversation because, you know,

there's something about the audience here that they just don't have the patience or what have you that maybe in other areas they do. And you might be surprised by that, being that we're Southern. Yeah. But, no, a Little Rock crowd is a different kind of crowd. No, they're honest, hardworking folks, and they want to blow off some steam. And if you're not letting them blow off some steam, they'll let you know. Yeah.

If you're bringing in your highbrow bullshit joke, they're not going to have it. You know, they want you to get them. Oh, man, that's awesome, man. Well, I'm so glad that you're here to hang out and have a good time with us. When is your, do you have any upcoming shows, by the way? Yeah, I got a couple this weekend. Do you? Yeah, yeah.

I got here in North Little Rock at The Joint, which is in Argenta downtown. Love that place. Yeah, it's great. Yeah, very cool. I was working out new jokes there last night. We got something Friday. We got a little showcase. Oh, do you? Okay, it's great. Yeah, very cool. I was working out new jokes there last night. We got something Friday. We got a little showcase. Oh, do you?

Okay, that's cool. So you're going to be in a showcase of several comedians. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And that's at the Joint? Yeah, that's at the Joint this Friday. And you can find us all on my social media, Scott K Comedy. Scott K Comedy? Scott K Comedy.

On Instagram? Yeah, yes. And Saturday, we'll see how this goes. Scott K Comedy on Instagram and Saturday we'll see how this goes I'm going to Joplin for Puff Puff Laugh it's a 420 they have a complimentary dab bar which I am terrified to even a complimentary dab bar

I go up sober you don't want me to you had my buddy Eugene oh yeah last week earlier this week oh he's great i love him i've seen him hit a dab and go on stage i can honor man i can't do that no no there's there's no no way that i'm doing that i i i will have uh one drink normally sometimes two that's it that's the max i've found that any more than that and i'm not oh yeah where

i need to be and i certainly don't uh split it up before i get on because it i gotta stay crispy you know you're forgetting stuff it's all fixture timing because of yeah a specter perception of time i'm talking to everybody like they're my dad yeah right no no doubt about it man no doubt well. So did you want to hook this up? Yeah, I can do that. What do I need to do here? Whatever you want to do. Hold on. I'll tell you what we're going to do.

We're going to do this. Just give me one second. We're going to take a quick super break here while she does this. And you listen to this exciting music while we do. Okay? Just give us one second. Thank you. It might be. Yeah, it'd be great. Yeah, let's swap you out over there real quick. All right, so we now have this machine hooked up to me. Smoothed it. Yeah, she hooked it up.

And I'm sorry I had to, you know, go to the screen because I had to lower my, you know, I had to show somebody to get these where they were supposed to be. They have to be down by my ovaries. You know what I mean? So, and you're just going to, at your leisure? How's this going to work? I mean. However it's going to work.

I mean, is it on? I don't feel anything. I don't feel any cramps right now. So, I guess that's not that oh son of a yeah well yeah i feel it are you kidding me that's a two yeah no i felt that that just showed up oh it showed up yeah let me just breathe well i'm just anxious, man. I mean, I don't love pain. You don't? You don't? Oh, son of a. What the. God bless America, man. I'm enjoying this way too much.

Yeah, I know. I can see that I'm getting a little red. No, I'm the one. Oh. Are you getting red? Son of a. Let's see. Hey, I'm trying to read here.

This is why people lay up on the couch and eat chocolate. Christ, man. This year's nominees include the best-selling, we're talking about the toys that are nominated for the Hall of Fame. Oh, yeah, toys nominated for the Hall of Fame, Scott. This year's nominees include the best-selling Choose Your Own Adventure game book. I did love those when I was a kid.

Same. Yeah, did you do those? Oh, yeah, I love those. Yeah, I would same yeah did you do those oh yeah i love those yeah i would read them and choose every way you could choose uh let's see oh i don't know who i'm having more fun watching you are enjoying america torturing you all right laura i want a christmas card for this h toy trucks, which have signaled the holiday season since 1964. Just breathe, Patrick. Remote-controlled vehicles and the stick horse.

You need a heating pad? Shut the... Rounding... We'll take it down a notch. We'll take it down a notch. Rounding out the list, phase 10, sequence and Pokemon trading cards, along with two personal or perennial nominees, My Little Pony and Transformers, both of which debuted in the 1980s.

Why are they perennial nominees? Why have My Little Pony and Transformers not made it into the Hall of Fame? That's a really great question. What does perennial mean? Evergreen. Continual. Well, that makes sense. These 12 toys represent

the wide range of play from strategic to, well, they're just talking about the toys. All right. Let's see. Also, last year's inductees, baseball cards. Technically, I guess it's kind of what you do. Cabbage Patch Kids, Fisher-Price, Corn Popper.

Hell yeah. Oh, God damn it. I wish I met all my new friends. Nerf foam toys. I wish I met all my new friends. Nerf foam toys. I'm having way too much fun. Oh, my God. Listen, I would never make it through the month. Oh!

What are you doing, for God's sake? That's on a five. Why are you torturing me, Amanda? So one side is between five and six, and one is between three and four. That's on a five. Right. Why are you torturing? You're just torturing me, Amanda. Okay, so one side is between five and six, and one is between three and four. Yeah, I know which is which. I can tell you that. God bless America.

My left ovary's dying. I'm trying to poop my left ovary right now. Okay. We should have put one of these on Scott. No, it's not fair to torture the new guy. I'm not opposed to it. I am kind of curious, but also terrified. Yeah. Well, no, trust me.

Just stay curious. All right. I'll just stay curious. Anyway, so tell us about, you've been performing for five years now. Yeah, yeah. And you travel all around the U.S.? Yeah, I do. Like in late September, I had a show in New york and you're cracking me up uh which was

great you know in new york how hard was that man it wasn't it really wasn't i think it's like i was saying you know it's all mindset isn't it it's all mindset and people make a big deal out of it like because i've seen new yorkers you know or like californians come down now i have nothing against them i've right obviously i do jk but uh no it's uh i've seen them come down here and think it's going to be easy and you know they yeah oh no it's gonna be so easy to impress the the the bumpkins we don't care honestly yeah also you know it's not like we're isolated anymore we have no you know everybody knows now yeah um so you know i went up there was great There were some great comedians on it.

Me and some other Arkansas buddies went up with some New York friends we got. That's what I was telling someone the other day is that funny is funny, no matter where you are, no matter what your accent is, no matter what your background is. You know, so I learned that traveling around myself because, you know, you perform here and people have heard you, they know you. And so you kind of have a warm audience right off the bat. And so when I, when I started going out of state, I was really nervous at first because I was like, well, nobody's going to know me. They may not give a damn. And that's when you find out if you really are funny or not, you know, What would you say as far as your humor goes? What things

do you like to focus on? Do you have a particular area you work in or what are you about? Man, I usually just, I talk about a lot of different things. Some of it's more observational or cultural, you know. I talk about my family a lot. Yeah. That's relatable to everyone. So a lot of relatables there. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. You got to keep it, you know, broad. And then kind of go into more specific stuff as you go on.

Sometimes I'm just like, oh, I read this thing the other day, and I think it's funny. Yeah, I like to. I was on the Patrick and the People show, and he kept having people. Yeah, right? Patrick is an ally. No, he really is. Oh, goodness. Daniel Tosh. He's letting y'all. Daniel Tosh. I think he's an ally. No, he really is. Oh, goodness. Daniel Tosh.

He's letting y'all. Daniel Tosh has a set. I think it's called Happy People. Mm-hmm. And I love one of the things that he talks about in there, and it's so true as a comedian, is you'll start with a really broad joke, and then you keep dialing it down further and further and further until you've

only got a couple people in the audience that even get it, you know, but it's fun to do those kind of jokes that only a few people get like little Easter eggs you drop, you know, so that's a lot of fun. I've had people sit in the front row looking at me with laid back with one raised eyebrow, not getting what I'm saying. And that's as funny to me as people oh yeah it can be it can be yeah what did you say yeah you want everybody doing that but you know so as far as um you know people that you've met as you've traveled around have you run into any pretty big name uh actors comedians anybody um yeah i've run into something like on that uh one show and you were cracking me up, uh, Sean Donnelly, who's a seller comic, seller comic, you know, he was on there.

Okay. It was really great to meet. Um, I've worked with like Sam Miller, who's really up and coming right now. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I've heard of Sam. Yeah.

He was great. He's out of Olympia, Washington, you know, um, great guy. And he does a good job. God damn it. I'm sorry y'all this is when i tell you the intensity level that shoots through you like i am just shades of ripping this son of a bitch off i'll tell you that right now i am man you had to cut me a little slack here man all right all right oh man I'm enduring it. God. I like to imagine your face is what God's face is. Yes. Oh, my God.

He's making women. Oh, my God. It's going to be so funny. Yeah, no doubt. Ow. Okay. If y'all run into me today and I am like six degrees of... Happy?

Yeah. Yeah, because... Yeah, I've been called God and I've inflicted pain on a white man. Hey. Hey. Why do you call me white? Okay, just a man. Yeah.

I appreciate it. I apologize. My soul isn't. All right, we're going to hit eight. No, you're not. No, you're not. It's still on seven. This is terrible. Eight is the highest it goes oh just stop it's crazy do you want me to turn it off oh my god i'm not doing it i cannot communicate anymore so you're gonna have to stop okay all

right we're stopping we're stopping we're stopping just give me a break for a little bit geez louise that was rough man oh my god if we could all just take a break for a little bit. Jeez Louise, that was rough, man. Oh my God. If we could all just take a break from the period. Yeah, right. Wouldn't it be nice if the ladies could just say I'm done? There's your privilege, Patrick. You can take a break from it. Yeah, no, I'm good.

Okay, let me get my bearings here. Now, let's do this. Let's just, yeah, here. Come here for a minute. Scott, were you in the middle of saying something when I did that? If I was, it wasn't as important as that. Okay. Here, just hold on a second.

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men possess an X and a Y, with the Y containing 45 genes compared to the X's 900. You want to know why guys are a little dumber? I don't wonder. For making sperm, a lot of cell divisions are needed. Each cell division, a chance for mutation. This vulnerability, coupled with the Y chromosome's inability to fix itself, has led it to lose 97% of its ancestral genes over millions of years.

Wow. Now, well, it means... It means you're jacking off too much. No, it does not. I don't know. It definitely doesn't mean that. I know that's right. It says the extinction is not an immediate threat.

It could take another six to seven million years. Oh, bless it. The sun's going to blow up. We are not going to be around that long. Who cares? Who cares? AI is taking over in the next 40 years. If it's not taking effect in the next 50 years, what do I care?

No, I'm going to be living in the cloud. Seriously. Yeah, right, right? That's right. Yeah, yeah. Consciousness uploaded. Yeah, you might, actually. You really might.

You could. You could. I think I'm too far past that. I'm sure that they won't. I can see what your body couldn't. Well, that's a good point. All of a sudden,

you know, that's a good point right there. No, don't, don't. It's off. Yeah. Let's talk about butter for a minute.

This really isn't about butter. You might remember the two thousands movie idiocracy. Have you ever seen that? Yeah. A lot of people like that movie. 2000s movie Idiocracy. Have you ever seen that? Yeah, a lot of people like that movie. Mike Judge movie. Yeah. Where the human race descends to stupidity in the future. Well, we may have arrived early. No shit. Big box retailer Costco announced this recalling 80,000 pounds of butter this week. It's not expired. It's not contaminated with any bacteria, but they forgot to add the warning label product contains milk. You're killing me. Do you know how stupid we have to be to have to have labels that say may contain milk on the cheese? Yeah. Yeah yeah i mean who doesn't if you don't know cheese contains

milk then you deserve whatever comes from it if it gives you poops yeah that's natural selection that is that's exactly what that is if you in school didn't pay enough attention no cheese is made with milk then hey sorry for you yeah you're sorry. Your gene pool's going extinct. Sorry, not sorry. That's ridiculous. Now, on the flip side of the coin, the very idea of spending the upcoming Thanksgiving holiday with your family may send

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Yeah, it's like the... Is there alcohol in it? Yeah, absolutely. It's Mountain Dew Zima. Okay, okay. That's what it is. Mountain Dew Zima. I mean, all these new things are very Zima-like.

Yeah, so you can go to any place in Appalachia or the South. You could go anywhere you want. Oh, they certainly have that. They certainly have that. I haven't seen those yet, but it's interesting, all the new alcoholic beverages. Oh, yeah. They got all these spike things now, all these different, you know what? You know they have an alcohol-free White Claw now.

Really? Yeah, it's exactly that. Why would anyone have that? Yeah, it's sparkling water. I know they have an alcohol-free Mountain Dew. Yeah, it's sparkling water. I'll tell you what. WTF.

WTF. They do have, and they have it at the Looney Bin, and it's kind of crazy, which is weed water, or CBD- drinks right or weed infused drinks yeah i think they're it's that delta eight or something don't quote me on that but i think it's one of those where it's one of the deltas yeah legally legal yeah yeah right that little loophole they found yeah it's legal until you set it on fire i'm gonna tell you what uh somebody told me about that and uh my son uh he came back from a store and, and said, man, I just got this or this. And he goes, bro, this is wheat. And he showed it to me. He said, look,

I said, brother, that looks and smells like weed. I said, but I'll be honest with you. I'm not 100% sure yet until I've, uh, field tested it. So why don't you roll that up and let's see what it is. Yeah, no, I was, I was, uh, no, I tried to get some CBD to help me sleep. Next thing I know, I'm like curled up in a ball.

Yeah. Yeah. No doubt about it, man. No, that's it. The new weed is so strong now, man.

I mean, you know, back, back in the day, I say this all the time. They used to have, or they would talk about one hit weed, which was a, like a unicorn. It wasn't, yeah, never. I mean, you know, back in the day, I say this all the time. They used to have where they would talk about one-hit weed, which was like a unicorn. It wasn't real.

Yeah, it didn't exist. You'd never see it. But now, oh, no, now there's some one-hit stuff that you hit it once and you're like, man, you set that down for a minute. Especially those dabs. No, I can't imagine anybody. That's one thing. When audiences are dabbed out like that, though, sometimes they don't laugh. I bet it's hard to make them laugh.

Yeah. You think they're laughing. It's a delay. But they're just sinking into their chair. Well, there's a big difference between smoking weed and dabbing. And hitting dabs. Dab will knock you. I mean, it'll out you, man.

You will be parked. Right. For people who don't know that's just concentrated yeah see yeah i mean it's like if you took if you ever look at a bud and you look at all the crystals on it all right those crystals if you look in the bottom of the bag it's called keef and uh they take all that basically and make a butter out of it that they called their wax that they called dab and and so it's the most potent and then they introduced all kinds of terpenes in it and you know all kinds of things as well no it's crazy it'd be it'd be like if I went to a comedy club and they were selling shots

of PGA they're just giving out alcohol I don't want to deal with these people like this I forgot about PGA. Did you? Yeah. Well, that usually happens when you drink it. No, yeah. I mean, I haven't touched PGA since like 97, but yeah. No, I haven't since 1987. Yeah, seriously. You know, because the last time I did, it was not a good event.

I was in a field somewhere that it was different from the field I was supposed to be in. My buddy, who's now a doctor at the Mayo Clinic, because he did something with his life. Ooh, fancy. Yeah, but he took me home, took me and put me in bed, put the covers on me because I was so hammered I could not function. Really? Oh, my PGA, yeah.

He's good. You think that's when he decided to become a doctor? He's like, I got to take care of this guy. Yeah. I probably inspired him. I need my help. Yeah, you inspired him probably inspired him. These people need my help. Yeah, you inspired him to his calling. These people just aren't doing it.

You know, you did some good. You did something. Yeah. Yeah, I did. I inspired that. You were changing lives even then. Look at you. Yeah, I'm changing lives.

Oh. No, I woke up the next morning looking for my skull. And I couldn't find it. Yeah, I dipped for like two years of my life. And I was looking for it. And I couldn't find it. Yeah, I dipped for like two years of my life and I was looking for it and I couldn't find it. I found an empty can. I opened it. When the smell hit me, I realized what happened. I ate the can the night before. Oh my God. Because I kept taking dips and I'd swallow it on accident because I was so drunk. I didn't know. And so it didn't affect me then, but boy, when I woke up, it did. Oh yeah. It was the worst headache I've ever had in my life to this day.

Yeah. I mean, your, your gut had to be a hazmat zone, right? It was no, I'm, I'm shocked. The ET team didn't show up and coordinate off and was, was that better or worse than the period cramps? Oh man, I don't know. That's, that's tough right there. We never made it to eight. So we can, I mean, I can help you make that decision real quick we'll go to eight after eight how about that let's let's wait wait a little

longer man i just stopped sweating a minute ago man that's brutal man we'll have to tell carrie to turn the air down in here or something yeah he was sweating i was man uh upper lips are you a tiktok guy no no no you don't like you don't like it don't use it what i'm i'm uh i don't use it um i guess you know i'm a millennial i guess it's more of a younger people have i don't know my friends make fun of me and i'm just i don't need another distraction i understand i get it i get it and i'm like why you let chinese companies smile me when i could let american companies smile no no i'd rather my privacy be sold by the USA. Right.

You're a TikTok person, aren't you, in a little bit? No. No? No. I mean, I have an account for business purposes. Gotcha. But we haven't done anything with it. Do you have a social media you like to use?

I use Instagram mostly. You use Instagram a lot. I love Instagram. Instagram. Okay. Well, I think this is applicable to both. Scrolling on TikTok or Instagram could be a real pain in the ass for anyone who's suffered from hemorrhoids. This is saying if you sit on the commode a lot and TikTok or Instagram, that you are upping your case of hemorrhoid. Okay, so is it different if I'm scrolling Facebook?

No, absolutely. Absolutely. Okay. Yeah is it different if I'm scrolling Facebook? No, absolutely. Absolutely. Okay. No, they were citing Tik TOK. What if I'm reading a book? Yeah. It would also be the same.

Yeah. I think it's just sitting for a long time. Also, I think with Tik TOK, you're getting mad at Russian bots the whole time. So your blood vessels are falling out of your eyeballs. I doubt it's a Russian bot. I'm getting mad at it.

It's probably some 12 year old, you know, influencer. Yeah. Yeah. That could be the case. Tell me I'm getting mad at. It's probably some 12-year-old, you know, influencer. Yeah, that could be the case. Try to tell me I'm fat. Yeah, some kid doing Fortnite dances or something. Kim K on there telling me to buy her stuff. What? You don't like her stuff?

Her stuff. I can't afford her stuff. No? Yeah. Is it expensive? I'm assuming so. Well, so you don't really know. Do I look like I wear?

Yeah, I am. Do I look like I wear makeup or shapewear? I don't know. This feels like a trick question. Yeah, it seems like a dangerous place for me to be right now. It's not. I don't think I can risk that. No, this sounds like a do you find my friend attractive question.

No, no. Oh, no, don't ever answer that one. I quit being that type of person. Trapper? Yeah, about 20 years ago. That's good. That's good. Yeah.

I'll tell you what. We should have done this 20 years ago, and we didn't. This is the segment Not like the other People do stupid shit You say, oh brother Hey, it's not a copy or a clone Of any previous bit

But if you think so, hey We don't give a shit Yeah Whack-a-doo, then the news Yeah, that's good times. The Christmas album Coming this fall. Yeah, that's good times. The Christmas album coming this fall. Yeah, very excited. Were you able to secure Carrie Underwood for a couple duets? Well, you know what?

I don't know if she's going to be able to do what we talked about one, but I don't know if she's going to be able to get in in time for that. But I am hoping maybe Kacey Musgraves. That was going to be my next question. She tends to be a little bit more accessible. Yeah, definitely. A little bit more down to earth. Big fan. Definitely going to have Jelly Roll.

Oh, yeah. Miley? No, not this time. I bet Jelly Roll will be down. Is your main Christmas album? Well, I mean, based on the success of that song, yeah. That's a Patrick original. You didn't know?

Yeah, it's like the most downloaded song on the planet right now. I mean, everybody's, I can't go anywhere without somebody playing that intro. You can get it as a ringtone or a callback tone. Yeah, yeah, you can.

You can. It's amazing. Is it going to be all Patrick originals or are you going to do some... Oh, no, definitely the originals, you know, but I may do one cover, you know, but probably originals. That's how I like to get down.

Well, if Mariah will let him do it, he's going to do All I Want for Christmas. But we all know how temperamental she can be. I would much rather hear Patrick's version. Yeah. Well, you know, she's really only famous for that song. So, I mean, I can understand her not wanting to give up any sort of rights to it. But I would maybe disagree with that. She might be one of the best selling artists of all time.

I don't know. For that song. No. I'm kidding. Also, I would sell my soul to be famous for one thing as much as she is for that. Yeah, I hear you on that. She is famous as hell. A tropical wave in the Caribbean could strengthen.

Oh, no, that's not going to do it. That's not going to do it. Here you go. An unreleased Prince album. Getting ready to hit the auction block. Dr. Fink, who worked with Prince as a member of the Revolution, also part of his side project. Back in 79, they recorded an unreleased album. That's the one going up for bid.

The auction will take place Friday via the UK-based pop store. Among the other items he's selling are 39 cassette tapes recorded during rehearsals with Prince, a draft script for Purple Rain, a number of gold and platinum discs, and a range of stage costumes and shirts. But the album, that's the big thing he's gonna make probably a fat load of money on that are they gonna release it to the public for those of us that want to hear it i would imagine that would be the goal whoever buys it yeah i mean

why wouldn't you because how cool i hope it wouldn't be a prestige thing like people trying to buy a warhol or something just hold on to it i mean he i know he has a vault full oh yeah of music that i mean he just recorded he does yeah and i mean he uh i read his house his entire house was wired yeah i want to go to paisley no matter where he's no matter where he was if he had an idea for a song he just you know it makes sense and also he could be go all George Orwell on Oz. He was Diddy without the drugs. You know, he was Diddy that they. He didn't need no drugs.

The ladies just came and said, hey, I'll take my clothes off. Let's go. He probably turned away more. Yeah. They probably tried to Diddy him. Yeah, they probably did. He said, nope. Nope.

I don't know. Maybe I would have said yes. Blouses. Blouses. Blouses. Yes. Okay, check this out. There was a sweet find dropped off at a Missouri thrift store and employees trying to make sure the item gets back to the owners. Tina Eifert, manager of the Salvation Army Family Store in Hannibal, found a pile of

letters sent by Chester McKean or McMean to his wife Alma. Alma. While he was stationed overseas in World War II, no way to trace where the donation came from, so Eiper called in local investigative journalist Megan Duncan to help. The couple had three kids and a life before they passed, and they've now tracked down one of their sons, and they're going to return that package of letters to them.

That's real sweet. That is really sweet. Good for them. Yeah. There's interesting stuff that makes it into donation piles. I'm sure whoever sorts through that has a lot of stories. Oh, yeah. I mean, Aaron has a lot of stories of the stuff that gets sent to the van.

They actually have a wall of fame and shame. Oh, yeah, they do. And it is hilarious. Some of the things people donate for homeless is a little surprising. Like the homeless probably don't need negligee. No. Stripper boots. Stripper boots.

None of that. They don't need them. Period ramp simulators. None of that. Shut your mouth. Maybe that. I don't know. I don't know.

Let's see. For anyone hoping for another Back to the Future sequel or reboot. Nope. Thank God. Writer and franchise co-creator Bob gale said the three movies musical and cartoons are all there will ever be hold the phone he is not selling the rights to anyone else ever there's another one there's a musical yeah apparently i you know i saw um i was scrolling this morning when i got here there's apparently a musical for uh cabin in the woods the horror

movie yes wow they'll make a musical. It's a play production. Have you seen Schindler's List, the musical? I was like, how? Oh, my God. Lincoln, Nebraska, is asking the public to name their snow plows, a tradition for the city to have the contest. Residents submit their names through November 26th, no profanity.

Starting December 16th, the top 25 names be voted on by the public. Last year's winning names were Cleopatra, Scoop Dog, Plowy McPlowface. That's my favorite. Darth Blader. Y'all. Austin Plowers. That's good. Truck Norris.

Ooh. Anti-Snocial and Snow Big Red I love it that's kind of funny those are good good job y'all boy this is a surreal moment

police arrest a cigarette smuggler disguised as a water hyacinth as he tries to cross a river from Paraguay to Argentina. That's a plant. Yeah. He's trying to appear as a floating plant. Apparently, the military said, hey, that's a human being right there.

So they pulled him up and handcuffed him. Then they discovered he'd been pushing 200 packs of Rodeo King-sized cigarettes in four black boxes under a flexible wire mesh covered with a mix of leaves and artificial plants tied to his body so he was smuggling cigarettes uh they said they checked him over to make sure he wasn't suffering from hypothermia uh and then took him uh to the. The incident occurred near Cerrito Island. We've all been there in the Argentina area. Yeah, no, that's

a bad idea. Apparently it didn't go well. How desperate do you got to be to smuggle cigarettes? Pretty desperate, man. Especially down there. How long of a span was he trying to go? I don't know. I don't know.

That's pretty far. Louisiana police on the hunt for a woman with a hot pink bag and a bold streak. She's accused of swiping an 18-wheeler in broad daylight, allegedly tied to thefts across multiple areas. She stole a semi at 6 a.m. Sunday from a business

in Louisiana. Police shared video footage of the suspect to Facebook where a woman in a black hoodie, shorts, and flip-flops seen looking around with her hands on her hips. She's got a hot pink bag hanging across her body. She's also wanted for involvement in other thefts. I want to see the dash cam and body cam footage when they catch her. And good for her for knowing how to drive an 18-wheel.

I mean, that is something now. That is something. We do have a truck driver. Yeah, there's very few. Maybe, yeah, get the Diesel Driving Academy to hire this trick. Yeah. A Chicago-area Democrat is facing charges after crashing her car while under the influence and then making some crude comments to a police officer about his small

penis uh-oh uh probably not the time to make small dick jokes but you know hey what do i know chicago police arrested cook county board of review commissioner samantha stills sunday november 5th after she crashed into another vehicle and refused sobriety tests. Do you know who I am? I observed her eyes were bloodshot and glossy. Detected strong odor of alcohol. During the arrest, she made vulgar comments, repeatedly said, is your penis that small? She was treated for head injuries and due to appear in court on the 27th.

Yeah, she's probably going to get convicted. So as much as I love dash cam and body cam footage i would very much like to see you know their reaction videos after you know after they've sobered up i'd like to see them sober and watch i want them to see their video let let me see a video of you watching you yeah Yeah, like those React channels on YouTube. I want to see you watching you. That's you, boo. Yeah, I know. Acting like that. Like a dumbass.

In public, in front of your kids, in front of... Those are the words that you said. Yeah. How you feel about that, sis? Or bro, whoever? A coyote that had a plastic jug over its head for at least a week. Poor baby. It was rescued by members of the public in Illinois,

now recovering at a wildlife rescue. The coyote had been seen wandering with its head stuck in the plastic container for at least a week, but had evaded attempts to rescue it. Well, you can imagine it's probably terrified. It can't see. It doesn't know if you're a predator, so it's freaking out. But a pair of residents, Michael and Dave, were able to get the

jug before flint creek rescuers arrived uh priscilla remained concerned that the animal was not moving the female coyote taking to flint creek currently getting iv fluids for dehydration and they expect a full recovery god love it man that's a sucky place to be there is she available for fostering and adoption i don't think coyotes are i think not i think That's a sucky place to be there. Is she available for fostering and adoption? I don't think coyotes are. I think not. I think that's a big no to that. Once they have human contact, can I do it?

I don't know. I also think you can't raise a hyena in your house. I'd like to see you try, though. I mean, I didn't. I just asked about the coyotes. You know what? They're actually. They're adorable is what they are.

You know what? I saw somebody who had an actual pet hyena. Now, they don't live here. They live overseas. But it was just like a dog, really. This wasn't your Joe Exotic interview, was it? No, no, no, no, no. That's coming up.

But no, it was not that. Can't wait for that. No, it's going to be great, man. That's going to be a great interview. Here, let's do something different. Does your cat hate you? Never mind. I'm going with yes. Maybe it's because you make him poop in that crappy litter. your cat hate you? Never mind. I'm going with yes.

Maybe it's because you make him poop in that crappy litter. I'd hate you if you made me do that. Oh, I do hate you. Introducing Glitter. Glitter is litter made of diamonds. Diamonds. You've heard of them. Jay-Z's cat poops on diamonds.

Are you saying Jay-Z loves his cat more than you do? Dick. If you get your cat glitter litter made of diamonds, maybe his attitude will improve. Pooping on diamonds will do that. Ask Beyonce. And if Jay-Z can afford litter made of diamonds maybe his attitude will improve pooping on diamonds will do that ask beyonce and if jay-z can afford litter made of diamonds anyone can if your cat is still mean after you give him diamonds to poop on he's probably just an asshole just stop feeding him glitter litter made of diamonds because your cat deserves better no one likes you all right let's

see uh okay uh let's listen to what you guys are saying. Wendy said, I'm in Oklahoma today. Wendy is our truck driver who came in and hung out on the show with us. Phoenix. You remember her? Yeah, Phoenix is her handle. That's right. And so, hey, be careful in Oklahoma. Patrick and the people, I got a man crush on you, buddy.

That's Dennis Eckman. You talking to Scott over here? The man crush? I'll tell you. I'm a comedian. I'm a sucker for validation. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's got to be you. He's got a man crush on. Jay said, morning, all. What's up, buddy? Hit the like button. Yeah, that's right. Hit that like button, baby. Good morning. Hope y'all are having a great morning. Gets better every day. Starting to sound better than the show we don't speak of. Thanks for help the other day. Oh, in the house looking.

This guy's, oh, that's nice. Thank you, Crystal. You're so sweet. She was thanking me for something else I'd help her with on the side. Mike said, you'll love this, Patrick, the taint area. Oh, no, I'm not. Put a ball cramp simulator. Yeah, no, I don't know.

Girls couldn't handle the ball cramp. Nobody can handle that. That's too much. That's got to be, I guess, the closest to giving birth feeling you would get is when you get racked. As a ball cramp. When you get racked in the balls. When you get racked in the balls. Yeah, that and kidney stones.

Oh, I've heard that too, yeah. I've had kidney stones. Well, you've also had a baby. I have had a baby. Which was worse? You get all hopped up on drugs for the baby, right? Some do. Kidney stones, too.

Some do. Yeah. Yeah. I would honestly say what's coming to mind is the kidney stones just because it was such a – I'm thinking of all the context involved in that with giving birth. I mean, the contractions were painful. Um, they took my breath away, but I knew what was going on, you know, there, there was knowledge behind what was going on when I, the anxiety and fear may have played part in that. I would say so.

Okay. That's sensible. You know? Uh, yeah, I've, I've known, known uh some people pretty close to me who've had i've never had a kidney stone but i've known people who have and it it seems to be amazingly painful and i get why i mean it's you know if you see those things under a microscope they look like you know crystals with daggers on them trying to come down your pee hole yeah and that's that's not a good place to to have it you know what i mean that's a it's probably pretty rough yeah at least you're supposed to give birth yeah yeah right right right you're not supposed to shoot that out of your no no um let's see uh who else here saying anything hey can you have scott get up to the mic or turn his up yeah i i think here i'll turn him up a little bit just stay on the mic, Scott. Okay, stay on.

Yeah, that way that they can hear you better. All right, gotcha. Yeah, that's my tech guy. He's smacking my hand right now. I don't want that. Tell me what you think of this story. This is a really compelling, controversial type story. In a desperate attempt to protect herself from her drug and gambling addicted son, a Thai woman installed an iron jail cell inside her home in Buriam province.

After living in fear for 20 years, watching her son become increasingly violent, she felt police she didn't have a choice but to create a secure space. For 20 years, I've lived in constant fear. She explained her late husband's stress over their son's addiction contributed to his death now she made sure his cell had essential amenities a bed a bathroom wi-fi small opening to deliver food and water oh my goodness oh that makes it okay you can't do that though though. Hold on. Her unusual measure has raised concern among local authorities who informed her the homemade jail might violate human rights. Might? Well, this is Thailand.

This is not America. Apologies. Yeah. Police have instructed. She's got room for a jail cell in Thailand? Yeah. Police instructed her to dismantle the cell, promising to find alternative ways to address her concerns.

But it has sparked international attention. Apparently, Thailand has a growing drug crisis. The whole world does, okay? Get over yourself. The world has a drug crisis. So what do we think here? You think this is a no-go is what you're saying? I think it's amazing that she has the square footage to put a jail cell in her home.

In Thailand. Clearly, she's a wealthier type. Well, and I was kind of initially was like, well, is it for her or is it for him? Because I remember my mom putting a padlock in her door. She can put herself in the jail and protect herself from him. Kick him out. Kick him out. I don't know.

Just reverse it. I don't know know or maybe just tell him to leave i just like that they list all the essential amenities and they're like wi-fi yeah food water wi-fi yeah it's like okay so it's okay since he could watch youtube well yeah i mean he can make tiktoks just like they can in the jails in america yeah no and that's always it amazes me that this day and age man how many jail people are out there making videos and stuff like that you know i love it though y'all know they're always great i'm glad i can is it a basic human right to have access to wi-fi and phones and social media it should be just because i love watching people make toilet wine yeah that is fun to watch all of my best cooking advice

comes the hooch the hooch yeah yeah it is you know how desperate you are when you make wine in a toilet that's that's frightening to me i i don't want to drink that i don't want to need to drink that that much you know what i never got to that level what if you if you went to prison, Scott, other than, let's say, sex? What's going to be the thing that's going to drive you crazy that you would do almost anything to get? Anything to get? I don't know. Probably just being outside. I know that sounds basic, but just being outside,

because I think being in such a clinical environment would just drive you insane. I mean, it would be like quarantine all over again, but times 100. Yeah, no, absolutely. How about yourself? Well, you have a little different. Well, I've been to the penitentiary,

and I'm grateful that Scott shared that because that was very much my experience, just being able to be outside. And yeah, we went out on the yard, I'm grateful that Scott shared that because that was very much my experience. Just being able to be outside. And yeah, we went out on the yard, but you've got walls so high and razor wire and COs and all this stuff. The thing that got me when Sherwood came to pick me up and take me to answer for my charges in Sherwood, just being able to have the wind in my face and see trees was so much like it meant so much to me as far as like items to have or anything like that.

I mean, a real blanket and pillow. What did you have? I mean, if it's not a real blanket, what is it? You get your prison blankets and pillows, which are, you know, non-existent. I mean, there's. I don't know what that is. Well, there's. Yeah, it's real thin.

The pillow stuffings is real thin. The material for your sheet or blanket is real. Well, the sheet is real thin. You get like a rough almost like moving blanket type thing um for your blanket i mean it's just uncomfortable yeah i mean now what about the bed itself it's a mat i mean it's it's like a activities mat from oh so it's like a a bed but it's got the like the gym mat on it. Yeah. Kind of like something you do cartwheels on.

Yeah. Very hard. So a lot of support for your back. Yeah, so much, so much support. Yeah, I mean, you've got to support your back. Yeah. Yeah. You don't want to have a bad back.

Of course not. Of course not. And, you know, you'd send your laundry out, and part of sending your laundry out is your sheets and stuff. And God knows if you would get it back or you know the right thing back or whatever fit well you know a fitted versus a flat i mean it's it's weird but i mean those things do really make yeah a world of difference you know and salt and pepper i know that's that's so bougie but like having access to seasoning i'm telling you give me six months

without a donut and i might do bad things in the back of a sale for it they're donuts sitting out there and i'll probably eat one yeah there's yeah uh they've probably been there since yesterday but it doesn't matter to me rock and roll i care about that you think no i don't won't fix that no it definitely fixed that uh let's see what is everybody saying here uh okay going back a little bit eddie said i like all kinds of weed well yeah i think most of us uh that like weed probably do like actually i i really i i guess i do i i prefer sativa yeah uh i just i never want i know some people like to the indica into couch they, uh, but that's not for me.

I got stuff to do. So I need a weed that promotes me a little activity and creativity. And so sativa is the way I'm going to go. Medically, of course, I'm a medical patient. I have a diagnosis. Absolutely. Lots of issues. Lots and lots.

Absolutely. Lots of issues, man. Existing is an issue. Yes. Living. Let's see. Going back a little bit, Mike said, my uncle was raised assembly of God and became a Baptist preacher.

That man's sermons were crazy. Yeah. Yeah. See, on the opposite spectrum of Louisiana. Oh, we talked about that one. Let's see what else anybody say here. Okay. I think that's got us caught up on that

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At least it won't be about this. All right, Scott. Let's talk a little bit about comedy again so you know what what or who inspired you when you were young that comedy was a path you wanted to take you know it was something so i started comedy at 25 i'm 31 now okay um and it was something i almost had to realize to myself or admit to myself that I wanted to do. Because, you know, I went to college. I did all that stuff.

And, you know, I just was going through the motions. But it's one of those things. It was always a slow sort of aggregate. Because I've always loved entertainment, you know. Like, I'm a big movie guy and stuff. And, like, I think it started with that. And then it started with, like, watching half-hour specials on Comedy Central. And then I think, you know, it's cliche, but i think like a lot of people i was 15 and i discovered

carlin and it just blew my head george carlin we were talking about him the other day and uh i'm a big fan number one of george carlin but uh what what i respect the most uh uh besides just you know the innovative mind that he had uh what I respect the most is his commitment to rope memorization. Because to rattle off a list in order of the magnitude that he did is pretty astounding. You know, I mean, it had to be in a certain order, it had to be in a certain flow. And that is a huge commitment as a comedian to, you know,

specifically remember exactly, you know, you're not talking about three things, you know, it's not donuts, wheels, and testicles, you know, it's like 12, 15 things that he's going to rattle off, you know, and, and that was always impressive to me. No, it's really crazy. Cause I'll meet comedians who they do nothing but one-liners. Like I got one-liners in my act. I've seen people who do an hour of one-liners yeah i i don't have that many it's like dude you that's like 120 jokes yeah you have to memorize word for word very precise that's crazy yeah no and those often rely on exact placement of words no it's one and i forget stuff all the time yeah now i'm not a one i do like one-liners just for fun with you know when i'm with my friends you know kind of roasting each other but in general that's not my my type of joke at all

yeah are you more into like storytelling or i guess i mean it's a half and half you know i um one of my favorite comedians is cat williams yeah i love cat yeah one of the uh the greatest uh stand-ups one of the greatest uh-ups, one of the greatest. Only he and Dane Cook have that level of stage presence. You know, what they do on stage, how they act, everything. My phone is losing its mind today. Your phone is going off. Yeah, it is today. Anyway, so Cat Williams, he had a thing where he talked about i was watching an interview with

him and the way that he rated himself was how many laughs per minute yeah that's that's how we normally do it i mean and and when i when you know i heard that laura my wife who's also a stand up uh we talked about that a lot you know how to write it in a manner that you're achieving that goal uh so yes i do like to tell stories but i want lots of punch lines in them so you know ron white is great about telling a long story and and you know it taking a minute to get to a punch line actually but i i was never comfortable just telling a long story without punchlines i wanted to hit you every chance i could along the way right no and it's it's one of those things where well first of all the audience trusts you a lot more if you're if you're super famous like ron white they're all kind of yeah of course yeah like that that does

help a lot you get more leeway versus like that you're just one of the comics you know right hosting or featuring or like they're like who is this the comics you know right host or feature and like they're like who is this guy and you got to get them quick or they that's right like who the heck is this guy but uh no that's something i i know it's a lot of like beginning comics do like open micers they'll just come on stage with a story but they don't string it along with punches so that's right yeah they they build up to get there and they don't realize it you know when i was uh mentoring comedians i would tell them listen, listen, here's, you know, they'd say, well, how do you do it?

And I would say, well, the first thing you got to do is have five minutes. And the way you do that is you painstakingly write out what you think your set is. Okay. Once you think you've accomplished this hilarious five minutes, then you get your phone and you record yourself doing this five minutes, then you get your phone and you record yourself doing this five minutes. Now, I'm not going to tell you that you have to go all out, but you need to deliver it well, you know, and then you listen to it back and you go, okay, is it really that good? You know, am I hitting the punchline metrics that I need to? And as you, you know, once you get that refined, then by that

point, you should be able to do five minutes, you know, but it's going to take you a little while to get there. And one of the big challenges, I wouldn't say challenge, but you see this a lot. I'm sure you've seen it is a lot of people think because their buddy at work or their friends at work, tell them they're funny. i should do stand-up now maybe not you know that's a warm audience that knows your whole history and your persona uh standing up in front of a bunch of strangers is where you prove yourself i nothing gives me sadomasochistic glee more than watching the funny guy at work completely bomb his first time yeah yeah seeing the humility wash over his face yeah just see

recognizing the terror of the panic and it is at least if you're a stand-up and you start doing a set you know you make it a couple three minutes and you're not getting laughs man you you'll start everything in your head starts spinning oh i've i've astrally projected i've been out of my body before i've literally left the situation altogether. I was like, all right, you guys. I don't know what he's going to say, but I'm out of this bitch, you know. Melt. No, that's great.

Yeah. Now, have you ever had a time where, you know, probably early on, but have you ever had a time where just everything went wrong? Man, I'll tell you my worst bump. So, and all right, always feel first of all let me say if you're telling me that this is good this is a good comic already i can tell you already you're telling me so confidently right off the bat this is my worst bomb that means you're not even worried about it you know and that's great go ahead it's part of the process so it is this

is the part where i gotta you know i gotta be a little pretentious be like so i lived in europe for a little bit oh that's cool that's dope actually i uh lived in spain for three years yeah i did comedy mostly in english uh really but i guess you're you're a dual threat on language yeah are you fluent i not not anymore i would say i lost a lot of it i mean i'm for a white guy from conway yeah i'm pretty dang fluent you know for a green you can go to a mexican restaurant and get down no that's not it's not yeah don't be a star la banya yeah i was trying to do it for the ladies man you judgmental prick yeah i was trying to do it for the ladies but not my accent doesn't know i'm kidding i'm like don't know but uh no so anyway one time i was in london and they, basically it was like a gong show. Okay.

And this was maybe two or three years ago. And I was at this place in London, and it was after the break. They always have intermissions in European shows, which drives me freaking insane. Yeah. Because it just kills the momentum. Yeah. Absolutely. And also, they all smoke, so they all want to come out and smoke halfway through the show.

But, I don't know, I guess. Sounds like a great place. Yeah, it's crazy. They have national health care, but everybody smokes, so I don't know how much they're smoking. Yeah, I'll tell you what, they don't have national dental care. No. But, no, I just went up there. See, comedy, it's really all about energy. Like, does it matter what you say?

Yes. But, like, you have to, it's this intangible thing. You have to connect the audience with your energy. And I just went up there. I don't even remember what I said, and it honestly doesn't matter. Like, with the wrong energy, kind of cocky, you know? Yeah. And that's what killed me.

I mean, they could smell it. Yeah, you were too cocky. And I wasn't super used to, like, UK-only crowds. You know, that was my first and only time in London, you know? And I did some gigs there that were great, but that one, I mean, it was like, they gave you five minutes and at two minutes, people could gong you off the music play. And I got out of there in front of like 300 people. And I mean, it was, and there were two other Americans that like 15 comics, both of them passed. And I was like, Oh man, I'm the one American getting deported out of the show.

But if you, if you don't have those, those moments like that, it's hard to really do good comedy because you have to find a balance, a harmony in who you are. And that arrogance, as you're talking about that, you know, that it, it, it translates too hard. And so that's how you learn. Oh yeah, I'm not uh impervious you know i can i can fail oh yeah no i was definitely i was i was at my hostel back like almost biting my arm just like trying not to scream like kicking myself you know ever you know washing down my stars with a couple pints so terrible food six years, right? That you've basically been doing comedy. So one of the things that a comedian told me early on, and for me, I found it to be

true, which is that really you find your voice in about five years. It takes about five years to find your voice. I don't think mine quite took that long, but it wasn't far off. Even though I had the angry Patrick character uh how I delivered it you know from when I started to where I'm at now dramatically has changed you know and so it took me probably I don't know three and a half four years to kind of get comfortable with where that character fit in the set versus everything else because you learn as you go uh that if i peel people's heads back and i yell at them for an hour straight it's fatiguing believe it or not i i know it you

know you get excited about angry patrick but an hour of that and you're like jesus stop yelling yeah you know so you have to learn to to bring the audience up and down in in kind of a roller coaster uh is that fair no especially in longer sets you got to know how to pace it you know and there does need to be kind of an escalation kind of like anything kind of like a story it you know needs to escalate and then reach a climax right now so did you did you feel like it took you a little while to find that voice that was your voice in your set. I think it did. You know, I was always me. You know, I was always a version of me.

And I mean, even Angry Patrick, you call it a character, but like obviously it comes from. Well, yeah. You have plenty of suppressed rage there. Of course. No, I mean, there are bits and pieces of that that are absolutely real. But no, and it's like, I mean, you know, you get a lot of life lessons from comedy and like people talk about finding your voice that never stops no that that is true because you as a person are constantly growing no that that's absolutely true your perspective changes and therefore your comedy will change but uh yeah it it did take me a little while because

you know my thing was i felt like what the audience wanted was more, more, more of that. And I learned over time they wanted more of that, but they wanted it in the right position. Because the audience, they vaguely know what they want. But I think if you're a really great comedian, you also give them what they didn't know they wanted. That's right. That is exactly right. That is a 100% accurate statement. Because you want to surprise them you know you

have to surprise them otherwise you're just doing the same thing over and over yeah you know and so it requires you to to think about that you know now when you do uh a set uh and do you do headlining sets i not not your headliner not yet i'll close out some uh, but right now I'm mostly emceeing. Okay. So you do what, 10, 15, 20 minutes? Yeah, I'll do something like that. Okay. So in that 10 to 15, 20 minutes, do you find that you have rehearsed and you have worked through all this material before, or do you do a lot of ad lib? How does it work for you? or do you do a lot of ad lib? How does it work for you?

It really depends on the show, you know. And if it's going well and I feel the crowd's into it, I'll ad lib. I'll start doing stuff. I'll do some crowd work. I'll throw it out there. You know, but I always try to get the ball rolling first, you know. Absolutely. You always got to establish, again, it's like anything. It's like comedy sales and you got to establish trust first, you know.

That's a great way to look at it. You know, when we were doing our tour and and we would go all over the state of arkansas and and when i first started mentoring laura in comedy and i told her you know i know that you know the big comedians uh if you go to see a big comedian you'll never see them before a show you You're never, ever, ever going to see them because there's this enigmatic gap that has to exist. But when you are like us, it's different because you're not that cat yet. So I told her, I said, listen, what we're going to do is we're going to go to every table before the show, shake hands, introduce ourselves, even if they know who we are, and give them a little

love and a little attention. And the reason for that was so that by the time I got on stage, I already have an audience rooting for me. Because I promise you, if you just walk up on stage, no one is rooting for you. It's just not the way it works. You have to go up and prove yourself. That's what they would, they want you to come up and prove yourself. And so if you do that beforehand, we found that, or I found that it was a great way to soften the audience a little bit and kind of find out who they were and help me with interacting with them. Should I want to do any crowd work? Now, the difference is I don't do a lot of crowd work. Typically, I will sometimes talk with the audience members, but typically I've written a set,

I've got a set, I know where I'm going with my set, and that's where I want to go. You know, doesn't mean I won't. But now Laura, on the other hand, she would rather stop in the middle of her set and work the audience as long as she can, you know, and I've never known anyone better at it, uh, working in audience than she is. I mean, it's, it's a special skill to have, you know, uh, but I, it's weird too, because that may not translate as well on the big stage. You know, it's, it's harder on the big stage to be a crowd worker than on the regular comedy club stage. Right.

And some people do it. I've seen Matt Rife do crowd work in an arena, which is, I mean, doing comedy in an arena anyway is such a weird concept. We were talking about him a couple of days ago. Man, talk about a ride. I mean, he had a meteoric rise to the top and then immediately was, you know, I don't know. He was every time I turned on TikTok or any or any social media matt rife's face was gonna be there yes you know and now all of a sudden he dried up like you know uh you know he dried up i'm sure he's trying to do his pile of money no no he's rich now he's rich without a

doubt and he's still doing stuff it's just one of those i think people get a shot in freuda out of hearing people fall you know oh no the only thing people like more than watching you succeed is watching you fail oh yeah i mean that's the haters they wait for that they love that they love to see you fail you know and but that's a state of mind too you know uh whether you accept that yeah until people aren't laughing, then you, then you're just broke as a comedian, you know? Uh, let's talk about this for a minute. Uh, man, you see, uh, everybody now, uh, speaking about homes and talking about real estate earlier, uh, everybody is trying to find ways to reevaluate their living situation. You know, how much they're paying for a home, how they're living,

you know, am I going to, you know, move to land and do the tiny home life or whatever. So here's one of those, this is a new homeowner, man, he ran into a problem, Nathan Graham, he has a YouTube channel called Unspeakable, okay, he purchased a ready-made home from Amazon. So like a tiny home, right? $38,000, $39,000. He's 26. He wanted to see if they could supply a home and all the furnishings the homes come with. And so when the house arrived, it came in an Amazon box, had to be unfolded. The house was complete, windows, a bathroom, though he did note it didn't come with instructions go figure that huh uh but when graham attempted to hook up a tiny fridge in the home he realized the 19 by 20 prefab home had no outlets zero electrical outlets he said i'm trying to find somewhere to plug in the fridge there's no outlet

uh this friend said did you not order the electrical package and he realized he didn't read the full description which says reminder mobile prefab house is not wired please hire an electrician for american standard wiring stay safe what did this guy just buy a box of lincoln logs and get confused i mean i mean i'm quick to be an individual that like is you know um scrolling yeah like i'll buy it or anything but i'm not one i'm probably not going to buy a house from amazon but if i'm gonna buy a house from amazon i'm reading all the full description yeah and you know he's doing it for a stunt for his youtube well yeah but it's it's one of those it came in a box he probably didn't even pay for it yeah it came in a box you think it's a connected to the electrical grid yeah seriously i'm not an electrician but i'm

pretty sure that you know you gotta plug stuff in first oh yeah i definitely gotta do that okay the electrical pack is like so so he had to you know basically you had to get it the whole house wired you know and electrician come in and to get it the whole house wired you know an electrician come in and run wires for the whole house probably cost as much as the house probably for that it probably costs five seven thousand like that five seven i'd guess goodness i don't know but that that'd be my guess but that's still even if you add that and you get the house for you know fifty six thousand dollars that's not horrible no it's not did it come plumbed probably well it said there a plumbing well in the kitchen I would just say I did yeah it came plumbed but not but you

still have to connect it to electrical pack yeah you're either the sewer line or your septic you know you're gonna have to connect it to one of them. I'm just trying to understand why they wouldn't, why there would be a difference. Because they're electrical, because where they produce it, like if you go to Europe, their standards of electrical are different than here. Yeah.

So you can't just, it's not just any electrical. That's right. Yeah. I mean, even their plugs are different. You know, if you look at different countries, it's not universal, which people don't think about. You know, here either have two or three and they're either grounded or not. Two square prongs or you have the two square prongs and the round one at the bottom. That's the ground. Okay. But in England or in some places, like, for example, there's one where they're both round.

There's one where it's one, two, three. You know, they're not all the same at all. It's interesting you say that, that the zapper came with the two prongy prong, not the slits, but the rods. And we had to have an adapter. came with an adapter okay and sometimes you'll see like we got something the other day and and we were just talking about this because lord ordered something it came with three different things and she goes why does it have three i don't what are these i said that's for other countries yeah you don't need they're cool yeah other countries. Yeah. You don't need. They're cool. Yeah. Just to see them. But you don't need them.

You can throw them away or whatever because they're not applicable here. Yeah. But it is fascinating because, you know, you would just take for granted that everybody's the same, right? Yeah. They really do. They're not. Yeah. All right.

We need to get to this before maybe it's too late. All right. Don't laugh. Do not laugh at any of this stuff that we talk about, or you're in trouble. A worker killed Tuesday afternoon, November 12th, when a bailing machine fell on him in a recycling plant. You're recycling the wrong thing. The incident occurred at 3.30 p.m. at Recova Recycling and involved a worker who was crushed after he went underneath the heavy machine. The Clifton PD said only that the incident is not considered suspicious. They are investigating the circumstances to prevent it from occurring again.

Well, but if you're going to go, a recycling plant's a good place to go. At least you're environmentally friendly. Yeah, I mean, that's an environmentally, that's a conscious death. But getting those cans for nickel is not worth that, though. No, definitely not. Okay, here's one. An incident occurred at Rockland County on Thursday, October 31st. That's in Pomona.

So that, I believe, is California. According to the police chief, the truck driver found conscious but sustained multiple injuries. So what had happened? Well, apparently an old delivery truck driver was pinned under the truck when it rolled over at Hudson Valley. Yeah. So it says they arrived and extricated the driver. That's a good word.

Extricated. It is a good word, isn't it? I do like that. I often like words with X in them for whatever reason. X going to give it to you. That's a great song, DMX. It said the initial investigation revealed the operator just completed an oil delivery. He was securing the oil hose at the rear of the truck parked on a hill,

and the vehicle started rolling backwards tragically the truck rolled over the driver down an embankment uh the circumstances leading to the truck's movement remain under investigation so yeah yeah it just is for some reason the brake came off and you know next thing you know you're uh you're flat yeah but he did lose weight so that's what everybody's trying to do these days uh all right here's one not uh again not a good thing you know well you know some people are real supportive of these alternative forms of energy uh some of them i support but uh the the big windmills, I'm not a big fan of those.

First of all, they kill birds, a lot of birds, an amazing amount of birds. But second of all, they kill people like this guy, a worker crushed by a fan blade at Australia's largest wind farm in Melbourne. It happened Monday in Victoria about 8 a.m. local time. First responders attempted to revive the man, but no, he was dead. One of the country's largest known as trade unions had raised concerns about working conditions.

So it's not just another statistic. Well, yeah, obviously. But so what happened? Well, apparently helicopter footage from Monday showed three turbines on the ground, two supported by metal structures. The subcontractor was killed while a blade was being prepared for installation and fell off and crushed him. So Australia has added that to the long list of things that'll kill you.

Everything there is in Australia wants to kill you. 100. We're not supposed to live there. No. I think they say paramedics tried to revive him. Yeah. Why? What, with super glue?

Like, what were you trying to do? What are you going to do? No doubt. It's SOP. They just had to, to say what they did for the paperwork. Yeah, we were trying to find the lips in the man's bottle. We're trying to Mr. Potato Head this guy, man. Yeah, we don't even know which one are the lips.

They flipped a coin to see who was going to be trying to do the mouth-to-mouth on that. We're like, no, I'm not doing it. No. All right, let's go here. This poor bastard here. Yeah, this is another one, a work issue. A 52-year-old. I'm having period cramps again.

That's so crazy. Apparently, my cycle's a little irregular. You are older. It's called perimenopausal. Yeah, it's a little irregular, and it just kind of comes and goes. I'm probably going to start hot flashes here again in a minute. A 52-year-old gold artisan sustained grievous injuries after getting stuck between an elevator and the wall of its shafts as the lift's door closed and it began

moving up oh my god so he fell in between the elevator and the wall the elevator starts going up so he's basically being drug up the wall, I'm guessing, right? Oh my god, how did he even fit? I don't know. He'd been doing it for 26 years. He wasn't new to it. He was true to it. Promenade was stuck between the lift and the shaft wall for, oh, an hour before being extricated. A man and woman were inside the lift. He entered it as the doors began closing and then got stuck between the closing doors. The lift started moving up. He screamed in pain as the right side of his body remained in the lift and the rest was outside. He was then sandwiched between the lift and the shaft wall and pulled in.

Oh, my God. That sounds bad. It does. Did he live? Yeah. Unfortunately? No. No, he didn't. unfortunately no no he didn't i'm glad i'm sorry not to be a dick but like that had to suck yeah i mean put them out yeah could you the recovery from that and i've been stuck in an elevator before and like they don't come help you no they never come to help no they don't yeah no yeah yeah you can grab that phone all you want they're

not coming no and i'm in there and then i have to like listen to somebody somebody i don't know talk for six hours i ain't doing that take this seriously a new york state trooper severely injured after being hit by a pickup truck on saturday Stopped a driver at about noon, I-87, and due to a traffic law violation, the vehicle needed to be towed. A tow truck arrived, and the trooper and tow truck operator outside the vehicle, when a passing pickup truck hit both of them. The tow operator had minor injuries, was transported to be evaluated, but the trooper sustained severe injuries. The driver of the pickup stopped and called 911 along with multiple witnesses.

Shocker. Yeah, the driver's in custody. It appears that alcohol may have been a factor in that. Never a good thing right there. All right, and that is all of that for now Oh god Oh my god Oh

So mean Of you Demand all the executioner next to the machine. Thank you. I'm just so mean of you. Demanda, the executioner. The keyword today, the keyword is Amanda. And the first person who emails that keyword, Amanda, to Patrick at Patrickandthepeople.com

will be the recipient, the winner of this autographed original art made by Gunny. Gunny made this and then I signed it and it's framed. And so Amanda is the keyword. First person to email it, Patrick at Patrick and the people.com will get that. You'll just have to come up to the studio and get it, which means you'll have to come into the studio and say hi to everybody. Yeah.

And get your prize. So that'll be cool. And if you want to try the pain, the period pain. Nobody wants to try this, Amanda. I can't. I'm sorry. I apologize. I get cranky when I have cramps like this all the time, all morning long.

Somebody bring him some vital. And chocolate. He needs Meinl, chocolate, and some chippies. Ask Scott if he does a Post Malone impression. I guess he must look a little... Do I look like Post Malone? No, I do not. Is that what he's saying?

Because I guess you got a beard. You look like Post Malone. I guess. I don't know. My guy with the beard? I don't know. I hope I don't look like... I hope I don't smell like Post Malone.

You think he smells bad? Dude, he has to. Look at him. That's how I feel about Antonio Banderas. You think he does? I'm like, Antonio Banderas looks like he hasn't washed his hair in years. It looks like it's straight Crisco. Well, that's easy. He's Mediterranean. Well, that is true.

That's how it is. Oh, you like him? Eh. Eh? Eh. Eh. Okay. He could go by Scotty Keith, kind of like Scotty P for more of the Millers. What does everybody got to suggest? Why are y'all hating?

Where do I get a baby Botox for my four-year-old? Oh, LaTosha. Yeah, LaTosha. I'll get you the baby Botox information for you to get that. They got a coupon for the holidays. They do. They do. He'll make his money back by far with the way his channel grew.

Who are we talking about? Are we talking about Post or? No, no. We must have been talking about something earlier. Jake? Were you talking about Jake? Jake Paul? Oh, Jake.

Maybe Jake Paul. What? Hell no, you can't win, Carrie. Oh, dang. That is a cool poster, though. I like that. That is cool, isn't it? Carrie wants to win.

Carrie's too ancillary to us to win. I can't. He has him say, oh. Oh, was that bad? Well, it wasn't good. What are you doing? What are you trying to do? I was trying to get the time.

Oh, you're trying to set the time with it there we go okay yeah wow this is uh something special isn't it you've really enjoyed yourself i have this has been a fun fun day for me yeah well i'm glad that administering pain you found a new calling in your life it seems i really have i should be a dominatrix yeah well i'm saying maybe you should be uh so just to give Yeah, well, I'm saying maybe you should be. So just to give you a heads up, as I said at the beginning of the show, we've had, we put up a new section on the website and that section says, hey, I'd like to be on the show. And that's for anyone at all, period. If you've got a business, if you've got a band,

if you're just you. And of course, as soon as we did, people started doing it. So I'll just tell you that some of the folks that are going to be on the show, it looks like Turner Skelton is going to be on with us. It looks like Brett Eiler is going to be on with us. I love Brett. Yeah, Andy Jones is going to be on with us. C.J. Jenkins is going to be on with us. Soj jenkins is going to be on with us so we've got all kinds of folks who are going to come in and sit down uh so that's that's very exciting i love

having just different folks in like yourself scott uh and i'm sure the audience has uh enjoyed getting to know you and meet you today it's been a lot of fun having you in no it's been great uh i've loved it like i said i was a big fan so i had to come here it's cool you said so you yeah you i guess listened uh to the show uh you know for a little while before yeah yeah i've been listening to the show no i'm into the other the other show yes i also listened to that no no you know that's not the name yeah the station that sold itself uh how long did you listen over there man i don't know i've been listening i listened that in high school. Really? Yeah, yeah. That's awesome, man. No, I said when I came here, like, I really want to make Patrick feel old.

I really want to make him feel old. That's happened a long time ago. You're late to that party. But that's really cool, man, to hear that. No, like, it was something. I mean, like, it sounds corny. It's going to sound like I'm kissing your ass, and I might be a little. But it's, like.

He needs it at this point. After all the pain he's been through. Right. No, but, like, it's something like laughter he needs it no dude after all the pain has been through yeah right no but like it's it's something like laughter it was always an escape for me you know oh that's cool and you really helped that and like you know um you've been part of the zeitgeist that's like led me to where i am today so that's awesome i appreciate it man if in any uh even a minute possible way that that i've you know helped or inspired or made you feel better on any day that's an amazing that's the best compliment i could ever get yeah you know just just to know that somehow a little fingerprint of positivity that residue was left on you from me so that's good no for sure and i had friends who would you know i told them and

you know they're my age and they're oh man i used to listen to him every morning that's cool man that's cool well i'll tell you what i'd like to have you come back sometime all right i'd love to yeah yeah it would uh would absolutely have you back so let's get you back with gunner and uh you know we'll we'll put you on the schedule to to come back now and again and hang out with us and talk a little bit and just, you know, kick it. All right. That'd be cool. Yeah, I'd love it.

Hell yeah, man. That's awesome. That's awesome. Now, if they want to find you, tell them again where to find you. You can find me on Instagram at Scott K Comedy. Keep it real simple. You can find out about upcoming dates and stuff there. I also, as a side project, I have a youtube channel with my buddy where we do movie

discussion series you really it's it has about 1500 subscribers right now awesome or you know it's really blown up yeah um it's it's you know it's for we're cinephiles it gets pretty you know nerdy where do you do your podcast uh it's on youtube you know oh man where do you where do you where we do it over Zoom right now. Well, maybe one day you could guest me in. Hey, we would love to have you. And that YouTube channel, it's also on my Instagram, but it's Kino Cowboy with two Ks for each one. That's your grinder name. Yeah, that's his grinder name.

No, that's great. Yeah, I would absolutely. I'm a cinephile myself. That's his brother. No, that's great. Yeah, I would absolutely. I'm a cinephile myself, and I would absolutely love to be, you know, come on and talk with you guys at some point if you have room.

Yeah, no, we would love it. We're open for anybody. Yeah, that'd be cool. Yeah, let's plan on that. Let's set a date and make that happen. That would be really cool to do. Absolutely. All right, awesome. What's going on today for you, Amanda?

What's happening? So it's Wednesday, and so I have 40, 11 places to be. Um, we're trying to get, we're at the tail end of finishing up my grandmother's house to get it ready for rental. And my grandmother or my mom's cleaning out her garage because, uh, you're dealing with cleaning out, you know, houses and stuff after somebody dies. She's like, Oh yeah, I should probably take care of all this and uh we'll hit the habitat and and all that stuff gsa let us know as it gets close uh because i'm you know i know people are always looking for great rental property so we'll talk about that and and maybe you'll find a yeah a great tenant for you that'd be great we're getting the stove put in and uh that should be really it. Oh, okay. Yeah. Okay. What general area is it? So it is over on Taylor.

It's off of 19th and Taylor. It's close to UALR and the freeway and everything over there. Oh, okay. That's great. No, that's good. Oak Forest. Oak Forest is the name of that. Yeah, it's the Oak Forest subdivision. That's exactly what that is.

It's I-Realist over there. There's a lot. A lot of renovation going on over there right now. There is. There's so much renovation going on over there. I. There's so much renovation going on over there. I've seen a lot of people move in over there. You're kind of a downtowner. I am.

Yeah, you love that area, don't you? Born and raised. It's what I'm used to. It's what I know. That's funny. It's interesting because when I came there and picked something up from your house and you were talking about it and you said, yeah, no, I'm a downtowner. And I was like, oh, that's interesting because everybody has a different flavor. Mine's the SC.

To me, that's home. To you, it's downtown in the buildings, and that's cool too, though. It's just what I grew up with. I mean, it's very nostalgic for me. And, you know, I mean, what is life without, you know, random folks walking down the street talking to themselves, you know. You get a lot of that downtown. Yeah, you really do.

It's interesting. Like I've said before, we call it real life on Ringo to themselves you know you get a lot of that downtown you really do it's it's interest like i've said before we call it real life on ringo because there's you can never tell what could possibly happen but i'm surrounded by so many people who um take that neighborhood um affiliation and oh yeah and whatnot it matters very very seriously and i grew up with that too because when i was growing up downtown you had to have your neighbors looking everybody looked at everybody yeah yeah i remember uh when i worked downtown and um we would have smoke in the alley behind the building and um this guy came up one time and he goes hey uh man you got a dollar, man. And I was back there smoking. He said, oh, yeah.

And I made the mistake of instead of just trying to pull a bill out, I pulled the bills in my right and I gave him the dollar. And he goes, what I meant to say is do you have five? And I said, get the hell out of here, man. The best experience I had with that or the funniest to me, and I do have a stand-up bit about it uh but i i don't know why but when i uh was working at the station we you know the soldiers so um i was smoke when i had a break you know but you don't have time to go smoke a whole cigarette you just have a couple minutes

you know so i'd smoke half put it up on the little brick uh seal, seal and then go back in. And when I came back out, I'd pick up my other half. Yeah. Well, lo and behold, I'd come out and the half was gone. And I, I just, you know, you do it enough. You think, oh, I must've just forgot. Yeah. You know, it must've rolled away. Yeah. It could be anything. And, but it started happening enough. I realized it was not me. Someone was taking them. Right. right and so and I'm not really mad it's just that I only have a couple minutes so if I get out there and it's gone now I gotta go back in yep buzz back in go all the way to the studio get that come back out you know and then if I have any time left to take a puff so one day I was this has been going on for maybe a month So one day, this has been going on for maybe a month,

and I'm sitting there, and I see this guy coming up. He comes across, and I'm smoking. He goes, man, can I get a light? I was like, yeah, sure, man. I handed him the light. He opened his hand up. There were all my half cigarettes in his hand. Like the dude took my cigarettes and asked me for a light.

That is balls. Oh, yeah. I was like, wow, this is a banner day. I didn't even say say anything i just gave him the light and i was like you know what mad respect player if you can walk up to me after taking my own cigarettes hold them out in front of your hand and ask me for the lighter i ain't gonna say nothing to you i'm gonna say all right i'm glad to see you support the homeless yeah yeah well on that one in that way i did that well i don't support anyone being homeless In that way I did. Well, I don't support anyone being homeless.

Oh, yeah, sure. Well, listen, as always, what a great show it's been. My thanks to Amanda for always coming in and being amazing. My thanks to Scott for joining us. We've really enjoyed Scott today, and we'll definitely have him back on with us again. But the big thanks, of course, to our sponsors, Legion Scaffold. Big thanks to Game Time Wraps. If you need anything wrapped, Game Time Wraps is the people you need to see.

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uh thank you guys. Have a hell of a Wednesday. All right. Talk to you later. Love you. Bye. Bye.