Patriots Dynasty Podcast - 2005 Week 17: Patriots vs Dolphins

Episode Date: July 8, 2025

What happens when Andy isn't in charge and someone else leads the show? Find out this week on Steve's first (and last!) attempt at running point on the podcast. Don't say you weren't warned. Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/patriots-dynasty-podcast. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This is Christine Brown, and while I have to listen to this podcast as my motherly duty, you have the choice not to. My sons sometimes say some naughty things when they're trying to be funny, but really, they're just being stupid. Do you still want to listen? Go right ahead. I am not your mother. Welcome back to the Pages of Dynasty Podcast, the podcast where we're theoretically going

back and rewatching every game of the Diancy era. We are somewhere in 2005. We're getting towards the end here. It's taking a very long time. This is the end. The 2005 season has taken us as long as to record as the 2001 to 2004 season. And probably the 2025 season. Yeah, I mean, well, yeah, we'll get to that.

One day maybe? Oh, not at this pace we won't. No, we'll be dead by then. Yeah, so with me we have, as you've heard, Steve Brown and our favorite intern, Tim, Tim Turn. Hello. Welcome back, Timmy, how you doing, bud? Good, doing great.

Looking fresh. Thank you. Yeah, mullet season is in full effect right now. Yeah. Steve, how's your mullet coming in? Every season is mullet season. I just keep one year round just to show everybody who's boss. You're such a lucky one.

Yeah. All right. So Steve, it sounds like you want to run this one, because you might be the only one who's actually watched this game this week. Yes, we are. We are breaking new ground that took us four full seasons plus playoffs and three Super Bowls.

But we have got to the game where I am the only one who watched it, including our dear leader Andrew. He doesn't know anything about this podcast. He's sitting in his car. He has no idea what's going on. But you know who does? Me. This guy, Greg. He's not even here. I'm here. I'm the one who shows up every day. I went to go watch this game. I'd already seen it. Rewatched it. That's how dedicated I am to this podcast, Andy. Dedicated is a real weird pronunciation of unemployed.

Dedicate is a real weird pronunciation of unemployed. Well that being true, I did apply to a job for Mr. Craft today, so I got that going for me. What job is it? Yeah, Director of Marketing at the Patriot Place. Wow. Did that require a move? Yeah, obviously. Oh, tight.

Okay, yeah, obviously. Oh tight Okay. All right So Robert, I know you listen. I know you listen buddy Bob and I think we can call each other that boy just you know put for me bro Okay, just tell them useless since bug. I wrote him a cover. I don't worry. It'll be fine You'll know did you mention the podcast on the cover letter? Yeah, of course. That's awesome. Oh, there's no way you're getting that job. Not definitely not one listen. They're like, no pass on this guys. You know, I might apply for it just to see if I can get it instead of you, Tim,

you should say we should all apply just to see if one of us can. I'm legitimately only for promoting the podcast. Yeah. But what I would be doing in my cover letter is just shitting on Steve and saying how much of a better candidate I would be than Eddie. Oh yeah, me too. I mean that's the hell I'm gonna do. Okay, fair. Then if that's the case, I'm in. I'm gonna actually submit one for Greg, and I'm just gonna put all his worst things in there that he said. No, just put the link to the link to the never meet your heroes.

Yeah, we can do that too. Um, uh, I'll, I'll include a headshot because that's just the resume. Yeah. It's just him standing on the RV with the inflatable penis, um, and a Tom Brady Jersey at Buffalo. Yeah. People throwing, um, like, no, then they'll definitely give him the job. Come on. You were trying to get him not get to get the job. That's true. That's some branding right there. Come on, we're trying to get him to not get the job.

That's true. That's some branding right there. I mean, that's great branding. That, I mean, it would be really good for the podcast. I mean, yeah, that's what I'm saying. We do call our listeners big dick dummies. So oh yeah, I forgot about that. Speaking of big dick dummies, Steve, you want to kick this off?

Yes, our parents are in Italy right now. Just see in the picture of Michelangelo, which inspired that whole thing. That's true. Yeah, let's actually start with the score since Andy never does that. What was the score in this game? I don't remember. Patriots lost. Fact check.

Patriots 28-26 to the Miami Dolphins. Nick Saban's Miami Dolphins. That's true. Some people do remember this game. Actually, a lot of people remember this game or at least a clip from this game. Yes. At the very end, you know what it is, Andy? I do know what it is, actually.

What is it? I'm going to channel my inner Greg Brown. This is the Doug Flutie dropkick game, is it not? It is. Oh, cool. So let's get right to that. I vaguely remember this only because I remember it being one of those games where the Patriots couldn't decide if they wanted to win or not.

And so they'd like to and correct me if I'm wrong, Steve, because you actually watch this game. But they like started Tom Brady and then they put Matt Castle in. And then they like Brady came back in for a little bit. And then Matt Castle came back and they just like kept going back and forth. No, no, it was all. Brady was in longer than I think they wanted. Oh, is that what it was? He didn't look super sharp They were like, oh, we're not gonna take Brady out. It was still a second quarter or something like that. Yeah But I do have on here Brady would have won this game But you're right of like they didn't really give a shit because the seating was locked up winning them got him nothing

But you're right if like they didn't really give a shit because the seating was locked up winning them got him nothing Okay, and the Dolphins are already out of it. The Dolphins are chasing a sack record a good team sack record. Oh Like yeah from getting sacked. Yeah, a total number of sacks on the season for the whole seat for the whole team Which has probably been obliterated by now. Maybe I mean maybe not It didn't seem like that high. Oh, really? Yeah. It wasn't like it didn't wow me. And you think like people are also focused on sacks nowadays, you know? Yeah, I guess. I feel like sack numbers as an as an accounting status gone up since 2005. It doesn't feel that way to me. But I feel like as I'm shorting as I'm watching this, I just watched Matt Chad and get that. So, oh, yeah, great sack talk right now

Matt Chadham played a bunch in this game. Yes all like the the depth guys Which the Patriots don't have a lot of because they're super hurt They're getting healthier, but they had like an opening graphic of all the people who are out The leader of the team on defense here one past offense one sack eight tackles eight solo tackles the Cully Bantacane five tackles three so the card. Yeah big game for TBC. Yeah Back with Ty Warren as well. Well, not bad first chambers, dude Gus Farrar Yeah, the Gus Farrar sighting was the Miami quarter. He played the whole game Yeah, and it didn't sound like he was there but he was the guy who played most of the season for them, too

Yeah, I think he came in due to injury though. Probably no one's going into the season being like who's our starting quarterback this year? You're like Gus Farah dude. Everyone get on the Gus bus for the season guys. 2005 is gonna be the Gus let's go. Was it Fiedler that got hurt him that sounds right? This is too early for Chad Pennington I think we discussed this last time they played it's got to be close though Yeah, cuz Pennington's probably still in New York, right? Oh Either way games started Is any questions Andy? No, we're also started're the Dolphins to start a game first play

Oh, what was the first play kick it out of bounds? Oh Maybe the ball was too cold. It's pretty fucking cold out there after New Year's is like 21 degrees Miami in New England. Yeah, it looks it does look like Rough out there didn't know that dolphins don't want to be there. This is Nick Saban's last game rough out there. They know that dolphins don't want to be there. This is Nick Saban's last game. He resigned after this year. Really? Wow.

Yeah. Yeah. He was like, he's just like, I'm done with this shit. I'm I did. Yeah, dude. I'm about to dominate college football for about two decades. No, I did. Wow. It's far north as I'll go as Ohio State. So he goes out. So he goes out on top, though. Goes out a winner. He does go out on a win. Yeah. Okay. After getting humiliated by the Doug Flutie dropkick.

Yeah. I mean, that's kind of a dick move. I don't know. Safe and probably liked it too. Yeah. Him and Belichick are always kind of like that. They're in that Cleveland staff together. Yeah. They're probably like sitting in his office after just like talking about it, moisturizing themselves Oh, where do you think floaties gonna end up? Oh god? What a dropkick? Yeah Breakdown record and they have yeah

That sack record is gonna be mine forever bill. Oh, I loved when you drop kicked it on me The answer saw it coming to they were like Oh, he's about to drop kick. Who were the answers in this game? Because they're pretty good. Who are they? They seem like common in the moment. Who were they? All right. Sidebar. Andy, how do you feel about the Bellatrix engagement? I'm happy for him that he found love. Such a typical. You want me to say. I could not give. You'd be a terrible hot take commentator on Sport Talk Radio. I could not give a shit about what he does in his personal life. I love that about you Andy personally. One of my favorite features of Andy. I separate the arts from the artist. No, not really. But when it comes to like

athletes I could not give a shit about what they do. Do what you want to do in your own home. As long as you show up, you know, and you're good. Or your own car, Andy, right? What if, what if his relationship made him not show up the last few years in New England? What would you say then? Well then he's not showing up. So then it's an issue. Okay. Right. So if he starts losing at UNC India, are you gonna be upset? You're not you're not a Belichick fan

Okay, so wouldn't you like him like to see him succeed at UNC? Okay Okay, so then You won't be upset if he doesn't do well, not really because it's not like he's not doing well for my team Whatever Your tool valid tag your team balance So no matter what team he's on you're on his team. So therefore actual fact though yours Yeah, you're a pseudo

UNC fan like you're wearing the hat this year. You are a tar heel don't you love What do you say Steve? The blue the tar heel blue, you know Pretty yeah, sure. It's pretty What's it? Alright, so Steve are we getting Andy a UNC Belichick Jersey? Did they make such a thing? I was gonna say no, but we'd have to custom make one but like we could get it done Well, I mean, there's got to be a UNC hoodie, right?

Yeah Hoodie Jersey, just a cut off hoodie. Yeah I'm sure. Yeah, in the baby blue. Andy Brown a check. Bella check would not look good in those, in that baby blue. Oh no, no, that's not his color. Speaking of baby blue. Here we go.

How many people started on the page shirts this year? That was a terrible. Give you a number, Andy, because they mentioned on the Patriots this year? That was a terrible give you a number any because they mentioned on the broadcast another good point by the commentators Oh, they said production crew 48. How many different stars you think we had 48? I mean 48. What do you mean? Yeah, like total start I think higher this is 22, you know, you start on you start with 22 Yeah, and how many so you say in more than two whole teams at every position? Yeah, cuz that's I think they had 41 in 2000 or 40. No like 45 in 2002 I think it was I thought that was that number was low Okay, so

We're just saying starters to not not totals. It'll play a snap. Yeah Starters different starters. All right, let's go with 28 45. Oh Damn, oh, I thought you were baited. Well, you baited me and I took it clearly You didn't listen. You had a pretty good reasoning, you know, yeah years number He threw that out there which they were also pretty injured in. Yeah Yeah, then then a bunch of guys this time the men shit BAM Childress is out there, which they were also pretty injured in. Yeah. Yeah. And then a bunch of guys this time, the men shit. Bam Childress is out there at defensive back.

He's also playing wide receiver killing it right now. I mean, I think that's what he was a wide receiver. Yeah. Yeah. By trade. And they I think they signed that week, they said. And then, hey, come on to the team, bro. You're playing both ways as well. The one thing the one thing the Patriots do great is have like a six or seven receiver with like a sick last name who absolutely sucks.

I don't know. You think medium. I don't remember much of Bam Childress. I feel like didn't he leave and go to a floor or something like that. Oh, my God. He's yeah He's got a lazy. I oh bad He came back next year. He comes back. Okay, but I thought he ended up Two targets two catches he plays in three games total his career. This is wow

Two games next season. Well, he's a human highly highly real in this game. Five catches, 39 yards. That's not this game. That's his entire career. Oh, I get three of them in this game. Yeah. Oh, yards per rush. One point nine. Then he gets another.

That's going to run the ball for seven total yards. Hey, you got to give BAM Children some credit here. The guy gets is a street free plays and they sign him that week and they play them both ways. And then he comes back next year gets another shot to right. Wow. Great play. Castle to end. Antonio Davis. Andre Davis. Andre Davis. Right. Right. He's out there looking like Antonio Brown. My bad. Just like Antonio, right? It's like, you know, like a poor man's ready. Moss, the game was a deep shot.

Yeah. Well, this is a play in the third quarter that he just got. It was a nice one. Well, down the scene. Deep bomb to Andre David. All right. Well, how are we going to start our drive this year? This week? All right. We're going to get the ball on the 40 yard line because the dogs could kick it out of bounds. We're going to get the ball on the 40 yard line because dogs can kick it out of bounds.

We're going to take a deep shot to Andre Davis. They may as well. Yeah. They score on it. No, actually Brady missed the throw. He was open. He beat his guy. He actually, oh, wow.

And then he just sells it. And that's why they made Brady play. Got to play more. Got to play on second quarter. What do you think about that? Andy, what if you got hurt right there? So, so be it. That's football, Steve. football Steve you can't worry about getting hurt every time you touch the field right then why didn't they play the whole you know football's all about winning

because it didn't matter like you said though the first quarter didn't matter either yeah you still got to get him as his touches in is Tom Bray are you gonna let you sit him no I bet it was probably Tom Bray's decision it's like I'm not sitting I him. No, I bet it's bright Tom Brady's decision It's like I'm not saying I don't think the Patriots have a bye this year either. They're by the three seed Yeah, we're seed. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I think they're the three seed I'm they end up playing because they play in the wild card next week Yeah, but we so were we a wild card or do we lock up the division? Oh, no, we definitely won the division At this point until you know, Tom Brady

leaves, it's only one year that they don't. And that's the Brady the year after the kids get in. Yeah, where they're the only barely don't win it then. We're good now. Now we're past that five-way season. Let's see. Colt's the first, Bronco Broncos second Bengals third Patriots fourth that Jaguars This is also this is gonna be like one of their lowest playoff seeds for a while, too I feel like after they make them maybe not know the six. I think I was six They also kind of suck they finished 10 and 6 Yeah, I think that Brady played this game He definitely would have won this game because it always are playing their starters, you know, Nick Stevens last

game you got to get put all out there for your coaches last game. Right. We're saying they did not know about this. They're like, oh, he's like doing a sideline. They'll be like, we'll be back, you know. If you won't. So the commentators or the coach or the sidelines, I don't know. One of them was saying, oh, yeah, we're going to be back next year

and make this improvement. I don't know. One of them was saying, oh yeah, we're going to be back next year and make this improvement. I know it's we're here for a while. That's what it was. I guess a while it could mean a lot of different things. A lot of different people, you know? Yeah. I mean, yeah. You probably hung out in Gillette Stadium for quite a while just shooting the show.

That's right. Talking about round table and they're inventing cover for match or whatever the fuck that is that they're credited with. I don't know what they're doing. I don't know. They did that. Yeah. Play in a book you read. Yeah. In the Belichick book.

What a loser. This is what you read books. You actually learn shit. Did you read his new book? No, I got it in the mail, though. I forgot that I preorder it and just showed up. I'm like, what the hell is this? Like, oh, that's right. You wrote a book. Oh, that's right. I bought it. So I'll waste the money. Hey, Jordan, Jordan appreciates his business.

Get out of here. As this is sure. We'll have to see. We'll have to do a book report on us. I'm not reading that thing. If you had to choose one of your brothers to be a business manager for you, who would it be? Say you got super famous like Belichick, you know? I wouldn't be a brother. I wouldn't do it. No, no, it has to be a brother.

You can't trust anybody else, you know? No, it'd definitely be out of the family. I wouldn't do it. Family only? You already asked Ellie. She said no. Oh yeah, no, definitely be Ellie. Mom and dad told you kick rocks.

Yeah, obviously Ellie. She said no already. No, it'd definitely be my wife. Are you kidding me? I'm not here to ruin everything. No, everyone else you asked has already said no. Erin, definitely be my wife. Are you kidding me? I run everything. No, everyone else you asked has already said no. She wants nothing to do with your new fountain podcast fame. Oh, so it's podcast. She's one bro. So I don't know. Somehow, somehow you got famous. Maybe maybe it's from signage. Your famous sign design. That would be. Hey,

however, money comes in, she doesn't care. Hey, you're you're not gonna shit on Greg He's not even here to defend himself and you can kick the man while he's gone. That's too easy though I do that. Anyway, already have low-hanging fruit. Yeah, it really is. You just fish more compliments Steve. I'm not gonna give you that I'm angling for a compliment, but whatever the same thing fishing is angling It's the joke Andy, God. Keep up. Maybe you should read that in a book. Speaking of books, Steve, tell me more about this game.

I got nothing more on this game. I mean it's kind of like this. Oh my God. This is what happens when Steve steers a ship? Yep. How deep are we into this? I mean it's a week 17 game that pages don't play. Their starters more than a quarter and a half.

And he had some Matt Castle to Andre Davis plays like cool, I guess. And then I guess what Gus Farrott is doing back there. Yeah. Who's yeah. No one is a shit to be honest. Yeah. Sorry, Gus. I'll even accept that. Wow. Mike Wright. Wow. 23 year old Mike Wright?

Damn. Who the hell's Mike Wright? Yeah, he was um, he was like a D-Tackle, but was like a depth guy for I feel like a wicked long time for the Pats. Yeah. I don't remember Mike Wright at all Andy. I remember Mike Wright. Did he win a Super Bowl?

Was he there for that team? No, I don't think so. 2014? No, 2005 to 2011. 2011, okay. It's supposed to be his first introduction I guess. I guess 13 games this year. He doesn't start anything until 2006.

But yeah, 2009 he starts nine games. He finishes with... does he have any sacks? He has four fourths bumbles, three fumble recoveries, 15 sacks on the season. Wow. Oh, that's great. For some reason I feel like him and Andre Carter were on the same, at the same time. Yeah, yeah. I mean there's three Mikes in this game on the Patriots defense.

Mike, Mike Stone. Mike Rugg and Mike Rabel. Yeah. Oh yeah, Rabel. There's two Mats. Matt Chatham and Matt. Matt Castle gets a tackle on a or a fumble recovery on a strips. Little Hank Poteet,

James Sanders, just an all-star all-star tap. It's cast out here, Andy. Dan Kleko on defense. Little Hank Poteet, James Sanders, just the all-star, all-star tap. It's cast out here, Andy. Yeah. I mean, Dan Kleko on defense. The announcement always mentioned Dan Kleko. Dude, you know what we can do? I can go check the fantasy stats for the, uh, the teams that you guys drafted.

I think I went through the whole season. Oh, so you had a new one even before we. Yeah. Yeah. You could probably figure that out. And that's through the whole season. Oh. So you had a new goal one even before we... Yeah, yeah, you can probably figure that out. I knew that's how the history works. Yeah, that's a good thing about history. The numbers are already there. There's another interesting factoid of this game. Pretty sure this is when Belchick gets his first look at Wes Welker.

It's not. Because it's late in the season. You know, I don't know if he played in that first matchup they had together. They did. I don't really remember it. We talked about it. Was Steve there for that one? Do you remember this is the one that I put this on Doc? Yeah, I think it was a dog.

That makes sense because he didn't do very good in this game. He wasn't like awesome either. I was like, meh. He did punt returns, right? Brown Brothers fantasy list. Five, two catches for 20 yards, but he had five targets. Three kickoff returns for 66 yards, two... That's 22 per 10 yards.

Yeah, I mean, but they weren't like, they weren't electric, you know? Yeah, I feel like we saw him the last year when the remember the like the miracle Miami, whatever the fuck they call it. They thought the courage, the night courage war orange. That one that he had a bunch of electric returns in that game. Set up a couple of touchdowns. And then before that, he was like the first time I saw him, he was the Dolphins backup kicker and I'll know Mari hurt himself in, in pregame.

And so he was doing kickoffs, extra points. I don't think he attempted to field goal, but he did one where he on a touchdown. He kicked the extra point, got the kickoff and then like made the tackle on the kickoff as well, all back-to-back place And this is his first this year's his first year on offense. Yeah Yeah, he was on the team on special teams before that like he was there special team I think it was before it was his first year. Like Edelman started. It was only there last year. This is his second year Yeah, we've talked about. Andy we talked about everybody at this point. Glad you paying attention appreciate it

Alright, so from what I got here and mind you this hasn't been updated for over a year The final standings I got Greg at 925 point seven points for the year Andy nine oh seven point nine Steve 726 point one so 97 points for the year Andy 907.9 Steve 726.1 so Greg one He's never gonna listen to this episode so he's not gonna know that he won right But I think the only there was only one punishment and there was only if Andy didn't win he had a shave of goatee

No, I thought I thought it was a punishment for. Like everybody had their own punishment, didn't they? I don't know, because at the top of this document, this 14-page document that I have, it just says, fantasy winner, nothing. And then just says, fancy loser, punishment. And then it just says, Andy shaved the goatee. There was nothing for Steve or Greg It says next season will have an injury replacement Meaning if a player is injured or suspended that you can replace him condition being that you have to take you have the option to Take their back up or replace them with the former Patriot players still playing. Yeah, I must have just one on like just some

Weird. Yeah, just like no. All right. So yeah, that's all I got is shade of goatee. I think I just noticed that. Well, I think, no, I think I was really trying to help Steve out to be honest, because he dropped such a bad time. I did. And yeah, who was the guy that they're like, now that guy's injured the rest of the series. Yeah, it was priest homes. Yeah, it's pretty cool. That was priest homes. He got screwed. So then I was like, Hey, let's throw in Larry Johnson. And I thought that that would help. And you still finished third and by like 150 points. I mean, it's better than regular fantasy, although I usually win or I'm last. Yeah, well, you know, we we got next season, you know, mm-hmm

So we'll see how that Drafted a whole new team. But yeah, so I don't know I guess Steve Andy can you think of a punishment for Steve make him grows hair out? I Do that already I have a mullet full-time. We just talked about this at the beginning of pot Like more than a mullet it needs to go worse than that. There's nothing more than a mullet, it needs to go worse than that. There's nothing worse than a mullet. This is true. Yeah, I feel like a full handlebar mustache.

Oh, already done it. So do it again. Andy Brown. I did it for my situation. The Andy Brown handlebar mustache. The one that wraps around your nipple? Yeah, the award winning. It's the handlebars, but the handles keep going down all the way down and you have to The one that wraps around your nipple? Yeah, the award winning.

It's the handlebars, but the handles keep going down all the way down, and you have to shave your chest hair into the two lines that go all the way down to your belly button. I thought it was a little monkey tail that wrapped around your nipple. No, it just went straight all the way down to... I've misremembered that story, clearly. Yeah, clearly. I don't know which was worse. Tim, if the handlebar continues down to your chest here and then wraps around your nipple or goes just keeps going south

all the way down to your belly button. All the way down into the yeah, down into the pants. So you just did you keep it going in your below the below the belt, Andy? Oh, that was left to the imagination of the audience, Steve. That would have been that would have been a commitment. The audience has definitely given up at this point. Cause I feel like you can't help but follow your eyes. Yeah.

I want a mustache contest him with this. Wait, that's a, that's a real thing. That wasn't something that you get. Oh my. Yeah. I've never seen anything. I've never seen a picture of it. So he might just be making it up.

No, I've been, I've been around for like three years. So I feel like I don't know why this hasn't been brought up before I don't either I pretty sure I told on the pub, but maybe not This is a work we had The work thing and they had like a movember thing for all the guys and The CEO said the winner gets 600 bucks. I'm like, I'm taking this fucking seriously So I grew out this mustache and I did the handlebars that's all anybody can see but underneath I was growing out my chest hair and

Shaving like the the handlebars all the way down so then by the end of the month we all stood up in front of the like everybody who wasn't participating and You know everybody's like showing off their mustaches. And I slowly just, I'm wearing a button up shirt and I slowly just start unbuttoning all the buttons. And the guy next to me turns looks at me and goes, oh, motherfucker. You can see like the recognition like ripple through the crowd. Right.

Like, oh, holy shit. Holy shit. He went all the way down on a landslide. Wow. Yeah. So how was second place? What can Brown do for you? Second place is like a hundred bucks. Wait, I'm gonna clarify question. During the month, did you keep shaving your chest?

Yeah. Why didn't you just shave it right before? No, I'm gonna see. That was against the rules. Apparently, how are they gonna know? Unless you're often taking your shirt off in front of your co-workers Yeah, no, I wasn't so how would they have known they didn't and I didn't okay You just you're just such an honorable guy. You shaved your chest for a month. I actually did I shaved I shaved the chest like, okay

Yeah, it was super fucking itchy to know back where the sandpaper t-shirt is awful. Like when it started to grow back in all the stubble. Where the 600 bucks. Oh yeah, 100%. Oh, breaking news. Jim mercer, RIP. Really? Yeah.

Damn overdose. I didn't do that. I didn't bring it up because this isn't a Coles game. Sorry. History podcast breaking news, but time you listen to this whenever we release it. Yeah. I don't even think I've released the last thing yet. So it'll be another month.

Well, it comes out. Everyone will know when breaking. Hey, do you have to release this one soon? We're all going to apply for a job has been closed for three months. That's true. Yeah. Fair. I'll release all of them this week.

And plus I got my, you know, mean Rob, I know Robbie Bobby listens, you know, Robbie Bobby. Yeah. Yeah. He does be calling whatever he wants. I just, you know, use different versions of his name. The crowd. Oh, we're tight like that. Yeah. What would you, Steve, give me an elevator pitch for the job. So I have this podcast that I do it with my two brothers and this random guy we've never met and like we rewatch every game from the pages. Dines even started in 2001. Isn't that cool? You're a shoe in. Yeah, we want them to hear this one where you're actually leading it and it's going probably the worst episode we've had ever. Yeah, it is great. I don't know what you're talking about. This is easily the worst episode. I'm dragging you guys along. Yeah. What you think you're carrying this right now? Like you dead weight you are. Yeah. No way. You're up here talking

about blue and Carolina and I'm taking us taking us right back to you know, getting us right on topic. I've looked at this game and I think I've talked more about this game than you have. Yeah, I think I think I also have talked more than you know, Steve about this. Well, that's that's the thing You know, I drag you along I get you that's that's the role of the we're just we're just feeling you I'm a similar, you know, I'm a facilitator. I'm like Belichick. I'm behind the scenes, you know players play it You know coaches coach and you're not doing either. I'm doing, I'm doing it, facilitating, I'm making it happen. Okay. The Jim Earth say of, of this podcast, I think that you're the dead weight.

Are you saying Jim Earth says dead weight? Yeah. I won't say too soon, but this is going to release way well after. I was talking more about the, oh yeah. That's bad. That was like two months ago. Yeah. So these won't be too soon. Also, yeah, Walker's doing alright right now.

See, look at that. Maybe he's talking more about this game than Steve. That's not true. I talked about Walker already. Boom, covered that. Yeah, but like I'm watching it live right now. This might be the worst. Not live, but like I'm watching it live right now. This might be the worst. Not live, but like you like because it's going to release two months after maybe.

No, I mean, it's getting by live because the game was 20 years ago. That's what I mean, Steve. We're getting live reactions. Yeah. Plus, what live stream? Five months. I'm live streaming right now to the people. This this episode is just pointing out to me that I really do need to watch these games every fucking. Yeah, dude. Because if you're not doing this, if yeah, if you're not steering the ship,

we are fucked. Sorry, mom. I think it's going great. And I bet mom loves this episode. No, my mom is going to hate this episode. Actually, it's right. Your mom. I. Oh, you mean your mom? Oh,, my mom is going to hate this episode. Actually, it's probably your mom. Oh, you mean your mom. Oh, yeah. She's going to love this.

She's going to say, wow, what a great episode. No, she is. Great job, Stevie. She's going to take this pod to the grave and say it was not, she's not going to say it was the worst, but she's going to know on her heart of hearts this was the worst. No way. She's going to love it. The worst has got to be the Andy Solo pod, which the worst, but she's gonna know on her heart of hearts. This was the worst. No way.

She's gonna love it. The worst has got to be the Andy solo pod, which I have yet to listen to. So how do you know it's the worst then Steve? Yeah. You're just fucking throwing out throwing out some derogatory shit, even though you have no idea. Just like you come at me. I come at you.

Apparently you haven't actually told us anything about I've told you everything about this game. Yeah. Fine you everything about this game. Yeah, you're fine. Let's do that. Everything. What do you got any best or best or worst? I was the fact that Matt Castle gave up a safety that you didn't even fucking talk about. Oh, yeah, you did not talk about that. I did watch that happen, too. You didn't talk about either, Tim. Huh?

Well, you were going, you know, you're going on a rant. And, you know, I was trying to let you steer and then just crash into a fucking wall. Fucking didn't. Anybody can see that by watching the, you know, the PFF recap. Duh. I, my best is the fact that, uh, Matt, the fact that we talk about Matt Chatham here leads me to segue into the fact that, um, I have some of his like dry rub, um, stuff that he sells now, like that's his business. Like he's a smoke and eat guy. Oh yeah, dude.

Maybe you should start with like talking about smoking meat first before you just say, yeah, I got some, some of, uh, Matt Chatham's dry rub on me, you know, I bought some of his dry rub. I thought he said he got some dry rub from Matt Chatham. Yeah, I don't know. Either way, I thought that you interpreted a different way. And I thought that Matt Chatham, you know, either just on you or you bought his jizz, but just, hey, it just sounded like you bought any is

his beefcake dry rub is delicious. Beefcake dry rub is delicious beefcake. You thought that made it better. How are you smoking said said beef? Oh, man. Yeah. Do you have a smoke ready? But that clip that clip that chat clip that match. He definitely doesn't listen to this podcast either he came in that one time and I was like I'm out these guys are idiots 100

match Adam but that one time he came in was good though that was that was some of our best work was it when he came in when he came in it was good for you Steve yeah he wowed me nice real Nice. Real nice. Did he, did he show you his dry rub as well? No, no, he didn't. Okay. It's called rub smoke love. Rub smoke. That's a good name. I like that. Rub smoke love. Beef cake. Is it really called that? Yeah. That's awesome. The people that like smoke meat, like they are truly like dedicated to the game. Oh yeah. And that takes a lot of patience and I respect that. It's just like, yeah, I was up at like six AM this morning, getting this stack of meat on the thing that I'm going to sit here and watch for like 24 hours or

some shit so I can have, oh yeah, that's the best tomorrow morning for breakfast. Like I trust you with your, your meat seasoning then. And it was, it was fantastic. I just chucked some on some, uh, chicken wings. Highly recommend it. All right. I'm going to buy some. I wonder if Matt check was a cut for all of the one listener who buys them,

which is mom, she'll probably buy some too. Yeah. So Steve, you didn't even bring up the alley. You that, uh, what was it? It was a Marty Booker and Chris Chambers. So Steve you didn't even bring up the alley oop that What was it was a Marty Booker and first chambers Again, I'm not out there to watch other people play football that aren't Patriots See and I watched this game like two weeks ago. What's your best and worst? I thought you said you watched it again today. Oh, no, I was lying. Yeah, no kidding

Oh, I started it and I was like, I already watched this. I'm not watching it again. Not that dedicated podcast. You kidding me? Well, they're kicking from the 15 because of that. Oh, the 15. Well, that would have been good to know. Tim Dwight, Tim Dwight, MVP 2005 MVP. The pre was Walker.

The poor man was that was was what Wes Walker was the Yeah, I think what Julian I the original Wally Pipp I think Wally Pipp was probably the original Wally Pipp No, okay Oh The 21st century Wally Pipp. All right. Well, we know what Tim's best is Tim. What's your worst? century Wally pit. All right. Well, we know what Tim's best is Tim. What's your worst? Wait, what was my best? The clearly the lateral player, the tip drill or the Tim Dwight sighting. I know you got pretty excited about that just now. Well, yeah, I mean, I've been getting excited about that all season. Steve,

where have you been? I don't know. My best was probably, um, Oh, was the fact that Steve just like the worst podcast that we ever done. That's probably my best. That's your best? I'm glad I see. I got one fan already, Tim. In your face, Andy. How you like them? My worst? Yeah, he can't go back to the world for the worst. Can't have the same best and worst. So that also rules out the worst episode of this.

No, you can't go to you can't have the same best or worst. Any. That was the rule of the dinner table. Now, it was a rule of the dinner table. Absolutely. Oh, wow. The worst is that, damn, I don't know that I'm watching this game. And now, like, I feel uneasy because Belichick's like kind of great. Yeah. So after all these years, he just tarnishes his legacy

to like marrying someone that's like 50 years younger than him, which is mad weird. That's weird. Yeah. I feel it's right up there with Tom Brady kissing his son on the lips, you know? That's like, hmm, that's just weird, dude. That kid was too old for you to be kissing him on the lips.

And that girl's too young for Bel Belgian check to be kissing her on the lips He's doing way more than that, too. I know but I'm just saying Yeah, they're they're like, I don't know which one's worse because do you think they still do that? That's not like a thing that Brady and his son still do right? There's no way. I don't know but it was just like there's no way Right. I bet he died. I think it's a European well he does it with his dad doesn't he Brady yeah I don't know I just that feels very like French to me you know what I mean like I bet all the French people they all get each other on the lips like like their neighbors like his own lips like it's yeah I don't know. I don't know. He's not French. He's not. He's not.

He's not. He's not. He's not. He's not. He's not. He's not. He's not. He's not.

He's not. He's not. He's not. He's not. He's not. He's not. He's not. He's not.

He's not. He's not. He's not. He's not. He's not. He's't know. Well, just let's get him on the podcast and ask him about it. All right. We'll get Giselle on the podcast and ask her. Yeah, I'm sure she'd love to that. She's a Brazilian one.

Let's get Brady's kid on the podcast. Go right to the source. Oh, there you go. Yeah. I see. Best and worst. My worst is I heard Brady do an Omaha go in this like snack. Really? You think you could just take him to piss? I don't know. It confused me. Um, I heard Brady do an Omaha go in this like snap. Really?

You think you would just take him to piss? I don't know. It confused me. No, that was, that was way like Pavlov to hate that sound. And then it was a super clear on the broadcast home. I feel like that's free. That's pretty old model. Is it using that? Yeah.

I promise you Omaha wasn't until I think he was Peyton was in Denver. I feel like Peyton's had this forever. I think they made like a marketing thing out of it once he got. Yeah, but that I don't think that was until the 2010s. I'm going to be honest with you. I feel like Peyton's already doing this. Either way. Oh, my brain has been have loved intoved into hating it and then hearing Brady do it took me to a weird place. Yes. I don't remember a time hearing that.

So keep your ears peeled. Next time you watch a game. I'll go into it. So and then my best that we haven't yet talked about since we've talked about so much in this game is I always love seeing like debuts of shows that go for a super long time like Survivor that came out before Brady you know I saw like a clip for Survivor in the first of the 2001 like oh here comes Survivor damn Survivor is older than Brady which is kind of crazy Survivor is still going and this one they had a new

primetime show criminal minds That's like yeah, I'm pretty sure they're still making criminal minds now. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah I think they're going that long because this game does feel like a long time ago Nick Saban's last Dolphins game You know, this is pre Alabama Nick Saban Steve by the way I'm a Nick Saban. Steve, by the way, Peyton Manning, the former NFL quarterback, made the word Omaha famous by using it as a verbal signal at the line of scrimmage, particularly during his time with the Denver Broncos.

Yeah, that qualifying word means nothing, Tim. I will one up you. What do you mean? You look particularly terrible with the mullet. You know? I mean, you look terrible without one. My boy. I will one-up what Tim said, because I found another source.

Many years, Omaha, founded in 1854, is the biggest city in Nebraska, and many years later it became a word that Peyton Manning would shout at the line of scrimmage during professional football games. Until tonight, we had no idea why, but now the world knows that it was something Bill Belichick apparently came up with. During the week 12 edition of the Manning knows that it was something Bill Belichick apparently came up. During the week 12 edition of the Manning cast, Eli Manning asked Belichick where it came from because when he was drafted the Giants already had a play called Omaha in their playbook. And he had heard that Tom Brady had used the call long before his big brother made it famous. Belichick quotes, yeah I think Omaha was just call everything off Belichick explained while Peyton Manning nodded in agreement. Like pass rush and stunts and things like that. If the offensive shifted and they went back to more of a basic look

and you just want to go back to your basic defense then you would just Omaha something that you might have put on that was to stop a particular play. Omaha just killed everything and put it back to base. Same thing offensively. Omaha any check or new adjustment and go back to the starting point. So Belichick actually invented it. So what we heard is the first Omaha another little moment in this game get out of here with you No, you invented it when he was on the Giants. Yeah, but that was a play call There was a call called Omaha not not the no that no the Omaha was the audible that you called to call everything off No, it was a play any kind of own words, bro. I literally just- This is why-

Coming out here. No one- No one can help yourself, Andy. You're like, I haven't prepared for this game at all. What am I gonna talk about? Well, actually, Steve, you know, MannyCast from 2026,

Peyton Manny and Eli Manny discussed this in depth. 24, thank you very much. And they did. And you would have known that if you prepared for this fucking episode I don't I've never watched many casts. You kidding me. I'm not watching that shit But I can still Google. Yeah. Hey Committed to this podcast Andy, who was the backup for Peyton Manning in week 17 this week Curtis painter. No Jim sorgy. Yeah Yeah, I just saw the dropkick it was pretty sick everyone's pumped

They're all like I wonder if you had to practice that smugly happy, you know, 100% to that's all he did all season. What practice the Yeah, the dropkick. He played a bunch in this season because he would play in the blowouts. Do you think the dropkick would be better now that they've moved the extra point back? I think it'd be harder now. 100% easy harder than an extra point young way Before you kick it so you can't Right has to hit the ground before young way could do it. Yeah way I bet I bet you can find like an Australian Leagues football guy that could do it I'm saying someone who's just super good at drop kicking from that distance and then get him on as an extra point kicker

No, dude, they're going off after that Like they they have they had to have known this. Yeah, but like I'll comment Yeah, but like they're showing everything like this makes me hate the moment a little bit because Because the check is Tim's take sports take of the fucking week. All right, here we go So Belichick's definitely Here's Tim's hot take sports take of the fucking week. Alright, here we go. So Belichick's definitely leaking it like, Hey, you know, whatever happens this week, or I'm probably gonna see Flutie do a dropkick. So like, you know, get some shit.

Like, it's cool, like that's cool, but like also kind of lame in my opinion. Or maybe Flutie leaked it. I don't think he would do that I think foodies cool than that so I'm not gonna let those thoughts enter my head and yeah yeah so they went through him on the Bears the Canadian League the Bills Chargers all that and Then they showed him, you know doing the Hail Mary like yeah There's you don't just have that all ready to go if you don't know that well beforehand Don't think they have a package for everybody, huh? You don't think they have a highlight package for everybody?

No, but I think this is just ready to fire off at the hip. Yeah, no way. Why not? They definitely do, Tim. I think about it. They they knew his flutist last game of his career. Yeah, I guess. All right. That's fair when you put in the context. Oh, this is like officially his last game of his career. I believe so. Yeah.

Way to bury the lead, Steve. Hey, I'm the one who watched the game. OK. Apparently, yeah, there's a little any. There's only three minutes left. I'm almost done with this game You can be wrong this Pockets about being the only one to watch this game You can't say you did the podcast and watch this game cuz he didn't you know, well then how many podcasts is Greg actually done? zero and watch this game because he didn't, you know? Well, then how many podcasts has Greg actually done? Zero? No.

Absolutely not. He watched the Snowball game. Yeah, he watches the playoffs, I think. Or at least the Super Bowls. Yeah, he does have some sort of code. Or his dedication to the pod. There's structure to it, though you know gotta give credit there again not really in the business of giving great credit Yeah style here at the yeah, well, I mean

I'm on the outside. So it's a little different. That's fair. That's true All right, go anything else about the game Steve you wanted to bring up that you failed to make. Yeah, Steve. Come on Like I'll oh, my notes. Hmm. Delicious notes. Now, of course, I only have six notes. You look even took notes for this podcast, Andy, you know. Thank God you have a brother who steps up for you and helps you out

when you don't watch the game as opposed to, you know, brother doesn't even show up. Yeah. With some lame excuses. excuses last few weeks I would say. Oh I have a kid my life is so tough stuff to do and job and working and stuff oh man. Oh it's so hard. Yeah. Why does this sound like John Henry? That's all he is. Figure ahead, he does nothing but fuck shit up, you know?

Hey, that's pretty accurate. That's not bad, Steve. Right in the end, you redeem yourself with a nice shot at Greg. Well done. Hey, well, what games next, Andy? Patriots are hosting a wild card game in Gillette Stadium. Who's coming to town, Steve? Jaguars, I knew this.

Jacksonville Jaguars, the 12 and 4, Jacksonville Jaguars? David Gerard led Jacksonville Jaguars. Yes. Finishes season 12 and 4, coming to Gillette to host the 10 and 6 million Patriots. So wow, we will see how that goes. Yeah Here Andy hit me with I Remember this game. I think it's snowed in this game Find out next week on the Patriots dynasty podcast

What a little blubbering bitch grip the frown how that sound clip goes Andy your so pretty good Find out next week. How much of a blubbering little bitch Greg is on the Patriots dynasty podcast Yeah, you're gonna. Are you gonna put those in a post? No You think he does any editing this thing?