Patriots Dynasty Podcast - 2005 Week 7: Bye Week

Episode Date: July 18, 2023

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This is Christine Brown and while I have to listen to this podcast as my motherly duty, you have the choice not to. My sons sometimes say some naughty things when they're trying to be funny, but really, they're just being stupid. You still want to listen? Go right ahead. I am not your mother. Welcome back to the Patriot Dynasty podcast. We're in where we watch every single game of the

Patriot Dynasty era. So you can either join us or so you don't have to. Right now we are at the By Week in 2005. So as we do every year, every season, We are doing something a bit different for the buy week since page is on a buy we are taking a week off of game recaps. So this week we thought we would do what's every good TV show in the 90s would do when they ran out of ideas and we're going to do a clip show. But in true Brown family fashion, I'm the only one that is prepared for this. That's not true. Tim, prepare. That's not true at all. Yeah. Tim might be more prepared than you. Yeah. I was talking about the brown family, he mentioned at the beginning of that

segment, but apparently you had tuned out by then. So, uh, as they did, it said it was not starting well. I'm just here so I don't get fined. Yeah, well, you're getting fined anyway, because I have to look at that face. See, if I re-list into the one where you were high, dude. I don't know what you're talking about. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, you didn't know what we were talking about in that episode either.

Clearly. That's because I didn't watch the game. Repeat, no, it was because your brain couldn't keep up. It was ridiculous. Yeah, it was bad. You kept repeating the same things we had just said. You're like, what? Huh?

It's classic stoner guy. Again, that's serious. So don't get it's fine. Well, those are bad tracks. It was 420 though, so it's a lot. Yeah, enough like case. So it's a lot. Yeah, enough like case. So while this was supposed to be a best of a probably won't be that it'll probably be a most embarrassing of

as tends to run pretty naturally in the Brown family. So yeah, as we alluded to both Brown brothers, all three Brown brothers a year for the first time in ages because there's no work involved. And also me and Tim have done some prep, and we've pulled out some clips for all sorts of different things. Tim, it sounds like you've done it in a little different fashion than I have. You've done it by episode, is that right? Yeah, because I just kind of like the segments just bunched up together and I did everything just based off the search word, dip. That's a big dick guy.

That does seem to be an effective way of doing things, I think. Is this live Andy? Can the fans go in keyword search? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, just for what Greg was saying, alluding to you there. As part of the website, I built a transcript search on pass. Nancy.com slash search slash transcripts.

Yeah, and that will give you just a quick little search box. slash search slash transcripts. Yeah, and that will give you just a quick little search box. And if you type in a word, it will bring up every time we have said that word in episodes. So right now is the boys can see on my screen, I search for the word fuck. 869. There are 869 references. 870 because Andy are 869. 870 because Andy just said it.

We had a fucking watch our mouths. And I go on the record and again, and say this is a terrible, terrible idea. You didn't say it was a terrible idea ever. Oh, yes, I did last episode. I said, this is a terrible idea. I didn't have this bill last episode. You said it was coming and I said, that's a terrible idea. I didn't have this bill last episode. You said it was coming and I said, that's a terrible idea. The last thing Greg needs is people coming through what he said on this podcast.

Oh, that's fair. Oh, yeah. I think I do actually remember that. And did you remember we were talking about keyword searching on your Facebook? You ever done that? Oh, yeah. Just in case you're drafted. That's what it drafted. Yeah. That's right. Yeah, if anything like that happens, and you got

famous, you'd have to nuke all of it. Yeah. And then just like start over again, we found a Kelly R word where she called me an R word. Wow, that feels about right though. racist. No, Oh, different. racist? No. Oh, different. Now we can add that to the keyword search. So I broke it down by, as you can see here, difference kind of themes, if you will. Can you, wait, can you search phrases or it's just words? You can, you can search phrases. Okay. How's struggling with the phrases? So for instance, you could search, it has to have both words in the phrases. You can you can search phrases. Okay, how's struggling with the phrases? So for instance, you could search, it has to have both words in the phrases. You can search credit card,

right? I'll do a little thing. And we can come up with things like this, where we're talking about right early. Not heard. I'm not in for a podcast and one of you guys. This is a Miami. Yeah, the overtime to, you guys, like, this is a Miami game the overtime where I think. Yeah, Greg and Kelly met him at like a house party. And that was when Kelly did the credit card to him, sliding her hands through his butt crack.

So as you can see here, boys, we have a lot of things about the credit card, but we don't actually have the full story from Greg. So that is missing. So I thought this might be a good opportunity for you to actually tell us that story. I think we did have a thing. I think I asked told it. No, what happened is, well, I don't think you've told it on the pod, but you, we've teased

it a few times. Yeah, it was what's his name? What's the guy's name? Ellie Banticane. Ellie Banticane. You see in the peak of telling Banticane We met him out of house party. Well, I didn't even fucking beat him. I just he showed up at a house party in Maine The

What's it from stepbrothers? The mixer thing? Alina wine mixer. Catalina wine mixer. That's what they used to call it. These are due to every summer. Some rich guys mentioned. And Tully Van Ticane showed up in like a Lamborghini. It was pretty sweet. It was the talk of the town. Everybody was like, Tully Van Ticane's here. And like, this is when Kelly was at her.

Um, I don't want to say drunkest or least inhibited. Maybe is the right way to describe it. Let's play. She's like 22. I think we just started dating. And I was like, you know who that is? She's like, no, I have no idea. I was like, it's totally bent to cane.

He's on the Patriots. He had like 11 sacks last year. I call him, he's like, oh, I'll go swipe him. And I'm like, what do you mean, swipe him? So she like, he was like on the dance floor and she like, shuffled up behind them, like butt to butt and then it's turned around and did like the credit card swipe

between his butt cheeks with their hand. See, I would have paid money that it was your idea that she went along with. No. She came up with the idea. That's what I'm trying to tell you guys is that you guys think I'm the fucking goblin of this relationship. Kelly's worse than I am. She's just hiding it better.

I don't know about worse, but perhaps on par. No, I refuse to believe that I would never stick my hand in another man's but cheeks. Yes, you absolutely would. I feel like you've done that to me. You've never done the though. Thumb up the butthole thing to me. Well, that's the differently. That's just playful and fun. That's just brother. I'm trying to card swipe on the dance floor. Is it? That's just playfully love. I think credit card swipe on the dance floor, isn't it? That's just playfully charging him, dude. This is a great segue.

Speaking of brotherly love, I did find some clips about brotherly love because, you know, we do tend to share the love between each other. So here's one of Greg talking about what do you think of Steve? That's a pretty cool background. That's pretty cool. If I can describe Steve, just think of like a horse, but uglier. Look at the red headphones. So that's very kind of you, Greg.

Like a horse, but uglier. I didn't mean that Steve. You're a white-ish. What kind of horse? And some horses are beautiful. Maybe if I can horse cock, right that Steve. You're a waste of your time. What kind of horse? And some horses are beautiful. Maybe a looking horse cock, right? Steve. Man.

Well, we're good to that. Down. It's weird, happen hoos. But I think Steve was not a fan of Greg's stat checking. When he was a short-lived stat checker for the boss. Go stat check, boy. OK. I did do a. Go stat check, boy. OK. Did you do a lot of stat checking early days?

We didn't, though. And I also have some things to say about Greg. Dixie knew I was like, hey, fucking Greg. I think we could all get behind that. That's good. How did you find that one? You just search. I hate Greg. Nope.

I searched. I searched the word hate. I think we need to be a bit more positive, gentlemen, because there are 198 different. Those are those are at a guaranteed 98% of those are you Andy. Yeah. Surprisingly, I thought that I thought it would be two, but it's actually not. I don't believe you. I thought that I thought it would be two, but it's actually not I don't believe you I am the majority of it. Come on stat check boy. I have the majority of it. You are the stat check boy. All right

I'm just giving a wrap for you Andy To lose I hate that I hate that yeah, punting. So that's that's correct.. But Steve brother. I hate Brett. I fucking hate it. It looks. That's probably me. Yeah, I hate who hates cotton machines. You apparently. The cotton you like that.

No, no, that needs context. I don't think it does. I think the best part is that it's just this. I hate cotton machines. I don't know. Why would I hate? I mean, the cotton gin from me like Whitney is this fucking legendary invention. A lot of hate. It's a cotton machine. This is probably better though. The thing though is when you look up something, like it plays it from right when the quote starts basically. Right. So I'm like, I still don't understand why I'm saying any of the things that I. I mean, you can go back and

listen to the episode. Yeah, you can find the episode, but yeah, yeah, the episode's linked to it. But you also have some other things you hate. Your girlfriend and the dog now is stick figures. Wait, wait, Greg, you hate for a baby, don't you? Of course. Oh, yeah, I'm definitely going to call the dog my for baby all. I expect nothing less. Those Steve, have you kept up on that? No, no, because I also hate for a baby. I think that should. No, no, because I also hate for a baby. I think that shit is so much. Dude, the worst is when like their parents do a fur baby, like on Father's Day, they're stealing my thunder being like, Oh, happy

Father's Day from my fucking fur baby. It's like, get the fuck out of here. All right, I can steal that. I can do that. I can commit to that. I can't commit to on the dog for maybe all the time I just want to point out that's a whole lot of a whole lot more entries into the the fucking hate category and neither those are me I hate you Andy. Hey fucking hit you too Good Let's see speaking of of Greg Greg did you in the game.

I'm not sure if you're going to get a chance to play in the game. I'm not sure if you're going to get a chance to play in the game. I'm not sure if you're going to get a chance to play in the game.

I'm not sure if you're going to get a chance to play in the game. I'm not sure if you're going to get a chance to play in the game. I have a lot of notes on J. Fiedler. Yeah, what you just heard was you bring up me to it. I like some pictures called week six. That's right, because I started playing it and the music got in. And it was me look at the highlights real quick. And then I think he missed that next game. So like, is no say took to that?

Yeah. And that was week 60,000. One that was six podcasts in. Yeah. Just a little far, maybe. Yeah. Like we had even gone very far. Um, to be fair though, uh, when we did best and worse for that.

Um, and then for worse, I'll take myself for watching the wrong game. So props to you. Accountability. Got to do it, right? Yeah. That going around. Yeah, there was one time though, where not watching the game actually turned out to be the right thing. And it was where Steve and I had watched, what was that? Patriots at Browns, 2004, we 13, neither of us watched second half because it was such a bad game.

But Greg watched the highlights and in that second half, if you remember, buried in the highlights was Troy Brown getting an exception. Troy Brown in the sections are a big fucking old uncle Greg. Well, you don't watch the game, Greg. You didn't watch the game, Greg.

You never watched the game, Greg. But he also made the tackle on. So yeah, so you nailed it. You were the one that caught the Troy Brown interceptor. I think I do that more often than you guys realize. What not watch a game? No, like I think I found things that you guys miss because you're like, I'm a big high level guy, big picture.

You know, you guys are just analysis per analysis, stuck in the details. Oh, is that what's happening? Yeah, I'm an executive level, C-Suite, you guys are just, you know. You're kind of like, you canak you guys are just you know It's your kind of work. I only shift workers. Yeah, don't work talk us Greg Well, he is kind of like the Kenny main where he does the like off-brand kind of segment that is like Out sports, but it's not. And he does love deep deep vibes.

I do I do appreciate that. You mean like this? Yeah, I got a like a fart machine. Oh good. Is that the word? Oh yes. This is how we're going out. It's no realistic drag.

How is that favorite? Number 11's my favorite. Oh good. They went Christmas on that one. One of them still have it. They went Christmas. What does that mean? There was like, it was like Santa Claus farting. Yeah. What is that even fucking weed? Like ho ho ho, but poo poo poo. What is that even fucking weed like ho ho ho but poo poo poo You put up. Uh, I love it. Uh, we did get some good Greg stories too. Rilla. Oh, there it is.

I can't hear it for shit. Yeah, I can't hear it. Day of thing. I can't hear a per-shit. Yeah, I can't hear a day of thing. It was very anti-climactic. Well, you know, we'll do some other Greg stories that have to bathroom related. Now, and then there's a picture with like my answer on my ankles, just my butt cheeks with this huge red circle Because I hadn't put the seat down One picture of like me sitting on the toilet you can see the seats not

My god Oh my God. Nice out of the rim, bro. That's even worse. Hang on. So, so back to your other story. I'm forgetting to pee. Is that is the rim down on that one? Is the seat down in those stores?

I don't really have much to add to that one. Oh, I did. Did I have any of that when you tried pee? Eat Reese. He said, no, Do I have it when you try and pee at least you sit at home? No, but I have it. Wait, how do I? Oh, you want it? You want to share her? All right, hang on.

Yeah. Let me. All right, you should be able to share now. Like the audio. Yeah, as long as you share your screen, the audio should come through. What I was talking about. Yeah. Yeah. Why do you share your screen the audio should come through? Yeah. What I was talking about. Yeah. But it's not coming through on my mic when I play it. Do I have to change my mic and phone thing? I don't know. Oh, God. Yeah. The not all thing mine I got to play.

Right again. Try again. Sometimes it was all thinning key for me. If you give it a second. It's not doing it. I can do it. I get. Let me show my screen. Pitched your picture dick off. All right, so let's do this. What dick off? Pitch your dick off on the front of the toilet like you're shitting it for I'm going to get a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a

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How long have you fought with the fact that you posted that into the brown family chat? I did. Oh, yeah, I think Kelly did. Well, no, I think it was Greg. No, I'm pretty sure it's Kelly. Well, no, I think it was Greg. No, Prisha is Kelly. That's brutal. Oh, everyone's in that photograph. I'm surprised it's not in the family calendar. It's actually printed out and posted it up around my town.

Just put them on polls and said, you know, have you seen this, this, these cheeks? They're not missing. I just wanted you to see them. So let's give our listeners some context here. We were out drinking in Boston, staying at like a hotel. And I left early, because I was like, oh, I'm too bamboozled. So I went back to the hotel by myself, got into the, to the, once in a bathroom, was on the toilet in the bathroom. And I think what it, what it happened was I was marijuana again, unbelievable. But one of the guys who was staying in the same hotel room came back like an hour later and I was still sitting

there with my pants and my ankles with like a bowl in my hand. So he like grabbed me and like dragged me to the bed and like threw me face down. And then there's a picture with like my pants around my ankles and just my butt cheeks with this huge red circle from where the toilet seat because I hadn't put the seat down. I just sat around. circle for the toilet seat because I hadn't put the seat down. That's the real.

Jesus great. I don't know if I'm not going to have this so much worse. Yeah, I don't know if I'm proud of you for sharing that. That's some stain. This is a terrible idea for Greg. You want to see the picture? I'm trying to look looking up right now. Yeah.

Let's see if we're going to see if we post it in the show notes. No. Yeah. I think it's really up to Greg. Oh, I got it. I got it. It's kind of flattering. Sure. I got some cheeks, dude.

It can be anybody's cheeks, Greg. Well, we just explained that it's mine. Yeah. So if you didn't, if you just saw this on the posters, the Andy's putting our brand as neighborhood, right? Yeah. Let me make sure to put his contact info on it. Did you get any good calls? Oh, you're working. You're putting that's fine. Oh, baby. Oh, baby. That's a tough look. I was showing it right now. I think it's in the signal. Yeah. Boy. All right. Well, this is a great because it is an audio medium

But I have one last great story that I think electrical cheeks, dude, very symmetrical cheek you're You should be very proud. It's been on it for a couple hours. Yeah The original of the the big dick dummies right where about to so that that's where we're headed Yeah, thanks for ruining the Steve so this is the last story that Greg had. And it's the reason we call our listeners what we do, right Tim? Yes. You know how like, BD squared in like,

Rome and stuff, all those statues have, like, they're really small penises. Yeah. You know why that is? No. I asked the tour guide when I was there. Okay.

That's a pretty interesting answer. He said that, like, back in those days, there was like, you think with either your head or your penis, so, and they thought that like a bigger penis, like, would cloud your mind and just make you act rationally. Which there's some truth to. There's some signs of that, yeah, because it's like, blood and blood, right? Yeah, yeah. So like, we're really smart and cultured people

would have small penises. So, Steve, Is this your way to help? A humble brag. Yeah, but you gotta say that you're at a massive day. I'm so sorry, I'm super dumbass. Yeah, so, if so, facto, you'd be, I mean, so think you just described all of our listeners.

Huge dog idiots except for mom. Sorry mom. Big dick dummies. All right, listeners just got a new nickname. Cool. You know, make the shirts in a cell. See if that's an actual nickname that'll see. I can't even do the acronym. That's what dumb I am. BDD right big dick dummies. BDD squared. You're a dumb that was great. So dumb I can't do the acronym. What a fucking bold move just on a tour. Be like, Hey, why does that statue have such a tiny dick? Dude, it's gonna be blast that fucking American. You know Americans all over the go all over the fucking Europe. Asking that shit. Oh yeah. All over the Europe. You're like, can you cover that statue's dick up? I don't like kids seeing it. Yeah. I got Danny

statue's dick up, I don't like kids seeing it. Yeah. I got Danny an apron from home with like that. As like the front of the apron was just a little micro penis. I thought it was a huge dawn. I got that as well. But that was something different. That was, that That wasn't nearly as a historical. Correct. Alright. Alright. And then one last thing I have for Bradley Love was just introducing you to you for, I don't know what the context was, but I'm sure we talked about it beforehand and it made sense, but it's added fun.

So speaking of muddy and gross with me today, I'm your host, Andy Brown, with me today are both my brothers Steve Brown, who is feeling muddy in the butt area, I think. That's fine. Not a little mess, but I'm here, you know. All right, fighting through it. My cast. And Greg Brown as well, who is muddy in the upper lip area at the moment. It's right. That is also true. Yeah. Quite a mustache. A mustache, but Greg's like a blonde mud. I don't know if that's... I don't like blonde muds and things, Steve, but I love it. Oh, no, that was from my trip from Mexico, the first one.

Yeah, yeah. I was talking about Steve's Greg's blonde mud. There's nothing better than commenting on someone's visual hair on a audio medium Andy. That's true. Very professional of you. Hey, I'm all about the transitions, bud. Oh, by the way, while we're on the topic, I have a punishment that I for fancy football. Oh, yeah, I want you to show shave your goatee. Oh, all right. Well, I mean, that's not up to me. But yeah, all right. What do you mean, it's not up to you? I don't grow to goatee for me. It's your body, your choice. Your body, your choice. And it don't even fucking tell me that's not up to you. I'll come through this fucking computer screen and slap you in that goddamn goatee. That's the prize me you don't know how it can be.

Or alternatively add the mustache. Correct. Yeah. I'll allow that. Okay. Or a big bushy beard. I would like to see you shave the goatee. When's the last time you shaved that thing?

It fucking 2001 maybe. No, it's, I did it for that mustache competition. That I won. That's right. 600 bucks, baby. But that was a long time ago, yeah. You want to tell the people what you did, Andy? Sure.

It was when I was working at Planet Fitness, they had a mustache competition. When you get 600 bucks. And so we all had to shave for, it was for November, one of those. November, when that was a thing. Right. So I shaved and I did the Hanna Bar mustache,

but I also, I'm the notes to the other competitors had shaved my chest and continued the Hanna bar mustache all the way down into my like into my belly hair and such um, so uh easier imagination. I don't know if I want to. I thought a rough round nipple. That's the best part. No, doubt it would be awesome. Yeah, I thought you I thought I had a little little twirl on your nip. No, it just went straight down. I got a little cast tail. Yeah, that would have been dope.

Me, yeah. But yeah, so then we all had to like line up. Everybody that had grown on my stash and get judged by the people who hadn't grown on my stashes. So the ladies. And so we're all sitting there up in front of this conference room. And I just silly started unbuttoning my shirt. And all the, this, the, like noise started going through the crowd when everybody noticed. And that's what I knew ahead in the bag.

How deep to go. We mean how deep did I go? How many buttons did you unbutton? And each of them. Did you take the hurt off? or you just pop it open? Just popped it open and kind of did the superman's kind of like slowly open it up. Yeah. You should have ripped the buttons off set of flying around the room. Well, they were like the pop buttons, so it wouldn't have worked. Like the snaps, you know, because you know, I can't be trusted with real buttons apparently. That makes sense.

Yeah. Any ladies into the contest? Not that I can remember, but you know, it's a 2023 now, so maybe. Yeah. Speaking of women with facial hair, US women's World Cup come out. Yes. Do a preview, bud. We go.

We've done predictions in the past and they haven't worked out very well. You want to hear my prediction? Apparently. A lot of complaining Andy. Again, this is a terrible terrible function for a Greg. I mean, he brings it upon himself though. and we'll call him for a Greg. I mean, he brings it upon himself though.

No, I'm rooting for everybody except for the, the repeano. I don't like repeano. Why? I just think she sucks. I watched her documentary and she's brutal. She is very like, she reminds me of a corporation where they say a ton of shit, but they don't actually say anything. They just use like buzzwords and like so how would you explain it without actually getting to any points or details or like arguments

and stuff. It's very frustrating to listen to her talk. Say what you will about Greg, but that's really not something you can say about him. He says all sorts of stupid shit. Be sure it does. Steve. Speaking of any, come on, this is more clips. Oh, you want some more clips? Greg saying dumb shit. Yeah. All right. So let's see. Um, so you want Greg saying dumb shit? Oh, God. I'm asked for that one. Um, well, let's use some prediction because we talked about that a little bit.

Part of an equitable Greg. There's like five of them I can see in your notes. Yeah, don't worry about that. So I think this is probably our worst prediction. I hope I know. No, this is terrible. Yeah, this is not great. So this is 2001 week 16 episodes.

This is like right when COVID happens. So this episode came out May 19th. I think we actually recorded it a bit before. Yeah. It's a COVID. Yeah. Yeah. So Steve, what is your prediction for when this one? I'm going to say May 12th. Yeah. Right. It came out. I was just going to pick a number random, but all right. So I just picked the number random. Oh, okay. Like longer than I think, but before my birthday, all right. All right.

So you think we're going back to work on a Wednesday, Steve? Fucking idiot. All right, Greg, you're turning on. I'm saying July 6th. So after the fourth we're all coming back. You think so? You're a pretty long time. So far. Sure is dude. What we should have done. We've got to flatten

the curve. That's true. That's what they explain. Curves of this thing. God damn it. I've been writing a lot of internet. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that.

I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. on the low, but there's some side effects. So if they started injecting people with this stuff, and then like two weeks later, other stuff is happening, that will definitely sway things. So I'm guessing nine weeks from now, whatever that is. All right.

Where do the side effects, Mike, do you know? I think it's increased heart rate, and having, like if you have some type of heart condition or something, it's pretty much not good And if you have an erection for more than four hours, you probably call a doctor They have said that but I don't know if it's common knowledge No, that's a different drug It might be the same. I don't know what the one I that's one I'm sorry about all the time

So I wasn't sure is that that fight off the Corona maybe? I bet you they haven't even tried. It fights off a lot of things. All right. Well, some of you should tell Trump to give it a shot. He's tried it. It might be a good time to try boner pills. You know, you stuck it up. Lot of babies.

Or yeah, we're just yanking off of your single, I don't know. Yeah. You think that this is gonna be another like boom, like a baby boom. Two to three months of lockdown. Well, here's the other side is if you're stuck with your significant other for all day, could get sick of them.

Might have be off, might have the opposite effect. Oh, spike in the forces. The forces and no kidding. Yeah, I didn't think about that. Man, what's going to happen to the society? All right, who else has got some dates? I think we're not going to have this lifted until November 2020. What?

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, season will have been canceled. So we're the odds that we've finished this podcast, the

whole dynasty before the quarantine is over. Um, 83% thousand to one on the whole, the whole thing, the every season. Yep. Oh, um, well, we discussed there's no end to the Patriot dynasty yet. So who knows? And if there is no, well, I think we've discussed it. Wait, do we decide it isn't? It hasn't ended or it has.

So you all laughed at me real loud. Yeah, say 2020. And even that wasn't far enough. And I'm close. It's depressing. That's super depressing. You're like, oh, yeah, a couple of weeks. It'll be fine. It's kind of crazy though to just like look back and be like, how naive. Yeah, holy shit. For the record though, I did get St. Cale. And all the head of baby. Yeah, yeah, I got a baby too. And you're right about the divorce or two since Mike isn't here anymore.

Yeah, you were right about the divorce or two since Mike isn't here anymore. Oh, my God, I did. As soon as I heard Mike's voice, my heart skipped a beat. Mike is taking all his bone or pills. Hey, what happens? Did we ever address that life? No, we did. No that life? No. We did. No.

No. No, I'm not proud enough. Tim's our expert here. Yeah. We mean Andy talked about it off there. Yeah, we just, Mike had a different. No, Andy, that will be our Malcolm Butler. Oh, all right.

There. I like it. People intrigued somehow. Okay. One day we'll tell you the Butler. All right. There. I like it. People intrigued somehow. Okay. One day, we'll tell you the news. And what happened? We'll tell you when the last episode of the podcast will tell you what happened.

Yeah. Maybe, maybe Michael, tell you what happened. Yeah. Maybe we'll get him back. We'll see. Who knows? Maybe that bridge is burned forever. Maybe it's not.

Maybe he's dead. You guys don't even know. I was going to save recipes. I'm going to save. I'm going to save. I'm going to save. I'm't even know. I was gonna say recipes. So we have one last prediction. I think written. Oh, do you guys want to make predictions for the November election. No. No. Yeah, Lada. Yeah.

She see that was a smart one. Can you have it like a wrecking ball, I believe the song is. Nice question. You just got to do temperature checks sometimes. And you know, we get we get some wrong, we get some right. Yeah, that's right. All right, so let's talk about Greg then, huh? Well, you missed the most important prediction.

Does one? No, Steve's prediction, the Josh Allen socks. Yeah. Yeah, Greg, if you want to talk about that, I have one in text from Andy that you had a terrible fucking prediction. I think you said, I think her me feelio is going to do better than that, Stafford. I mean, all right. I don't think that's a, that's not a way to want to take Supervolendi.

That's true, but he's still not great. He was pretty good. I think the difference between Matt Stafford and Baker Mayfield is a whole lot different from good Josh Allen and bad Josh Allen. Look, I'm still on my hot take there. Still there. Yeah, you just Ryan it out. I mean, it was.

It worked for Dan again. Oh, no, no, no, this is what it was. Greg, oh no, it was you actually Andy. Oh, no, no, no, this is what it was Greg. Oh, no, it was you actually Andy. Oh, yeah. What an idiot. Greg, Greg, Greg, take Odell over Cooper Cup. I think it was gonna have a better season on Stadford. There we go.

You should definitely know this one of me about fantasy. Over Cooper Cup. What a fucking idiot. That's even worse. What a loser, dude. When I set the text all Andy sent back was the emoji. Sorry, Andy, my dad, I thought I could do back on that one. I didn't. Yeah, you know, we didn't do that. That's right.

We can talk about Greg a little bit. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, it deleted from the internet. I bet it's not. What is in there and scrubbed it? You don't know how to do that for context. And he's first of all, he's a big dumb asshole. Okay. He's a pea brain, he's a big dumb asshole. Okay, he's a pea brained fucking uncouth piece of shit.

So we'll start there. True. Okay. As a pot cause. I was trying to think of that word that you use about like people that are bad at technology. What is it? Oh, um, lot of lights. No, no,

so, see, you know, there's not a religion. Neither's Christ. Me. What the fuck are we talking about? They'll do it. Who the fuck knows?

We, the mysteries of the best part about it. I know that's it's that kind of interesting about this key restriction is you don't really know what we're talking about. All right. We probably should have led with this quote. I'm dumb, but we knew it was going to be dumb anyway. Yeah, yeah. 100%. That is a part.

Yeah. It's always dumb. Yeah, probably. This, I almost went back and tried to figure out what was being talked about because the context less, quote itself is top notch. I got a great idea. We should have sex. That's it.

I know. 2002 season was, I think, as the most quotes. Like, the years they don't win Super Bowl as I think have passed. That's cool. Can you remember this one? You remember this one? I think it's a rap quote is what it is. Is this also a wrap quote?

Okay, then your favorite all-time masturbation. Don't know the context for that. That's a championship game. That's a championship game? I usually try to get around the rails. Yeah, that was for the 2003 FC division. Okay. Jesus Christ, Greg. Okay.

We're spending your favorite all time masturbation. Where was it? What did you watch? Sometimes a naughty boy. And on that note, we will until, actually, oh, that's how we ended it. Closing it out. Not actually don't Greg. I actually noticed that a lot, Andy, is that a lot of these quotes, things that I've said you need to go, oh, and I guess

that's all we got for today. I wonder why. Makes a better to find them. Yeah, I do have a couple of ones about myself, just so as not just me. Yeah, man. I love being angry about things, remember? I'll bet you about all of this. I still say.

You know, I'm adding should have been called in the grasp in the Helmock catch. Everything Andy. Yeah, problems, bro. That's a great, I'm an angry guy. Yeah, problems. Hopefully this is like therapy for you and like it's stopping you from really snapping, you know. Maybe. Well, we'll we'll we'll guess we'll find out if we ever stop.

And this is my favorite joke. This actually came up twice on the episode on the podcast. I've actually told this joke twice on this podcast. I've always found this one. I always tell my wife and say, what does the temperature today and my time at Penn State have in common? No degrees. time at Penn State have in common, no degrees. She didn't even think of funny the first time. I'm glad you was last. That's a playoff game too. And he said, this is you fucking. Well, that's great. Well, that's actually top of a little stand-up routine when we're trying to do a playoff game. It was 2003 FC divisional game versus Patriots Titans. What was the temperature of that game? Zero degrees. No, it was cool to lose to it was two degrees Fahrenheit and

Celsius. What the windshield was like negative then. Yeah, I actually listened to that one last night What the crap really deep downleigh deep down. These. Well, if you like play a clip, it just runs the podcast. Yeah, it just, yeah, it starts the play to couple and then just let him run while I was doing the dishes. I like that. And then we made funny because you were like, I hate Phil Sims because he does like workplace humor.

And I was like, dude, you're fucking degrees joke is workplace humor. And you're like, that's not definitely not workplace humor. Absolutely. Yes. You can tell that joke. No, it's a dad joke. Definitely is. Was that pre, was that pre baby?

Oh, yeah, yeah. I've been telling for years. So you've been a dad for a long, long time, and practicing for ages. Yeah, yeah. I've been telling for years. Yeah. So you've been a dad for a long long time. I've been practicing for ages, yeah, absolutely. But that's why I had a kid with it. So I could have the excuse to do dad jokes. Well, people are going to be funny. Don't tell Aaron.

Don't worry. Don't worry. You're a secret safe with me. Yeah, that's because there's a lot of you to play with. I actually have a bunch of researches, Aaron, in the podcast. And now it's going to come up. Aaron, Aaron, the podcast and now it's come up Aaron Aaron Aaron Aaron Aaron actually I searched Kelly. It was fucking hilarious Where she'll look yeah also Kelly Holcombs and their shit love for some

We play him next week, too And guys everywhere Be beautiful and like let's you know give ourselves kind of the the amount of dick references is not just to penises. It's like dick for a meal. Dicember. A lot. Yeah. A lot of different.

There's other guys named dick. Yeah. There's also a lot of dick talk. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's where you get to listen to the talk in my one point. There's a lot of butt talk too. I will say that. Yeah

Yeah, a lot of butt talk to I will say that um, I think most of it often comes from Steve weirdly um For instance this shit's a lot Pull their butt cheeks a car kiss him on the butt. All right in the document I'm going on record you cannot call me the kid dealer when both of these guys Greg defended Jerry's and Dusty and Mike's over here in Levin Michael Jackson. I think I don't think he was kissing but holes. Bill Cosby is guilty. Well, you've been called a dealer.

So Tyrone pool did do his research. We know what he listened to. I'm not the one pulling butt cheeks apart kissing mother but hold out his mic. Excuse me, you're talking about it though. Yeah, what about this one then? You got to film the the ball when he's so naked that it can bend over spread his butt cheeks and you can see his brown eye come on Wait was that the episode where the guy said he was but whole naked or something like that probably yeah, yeah, yeah, okay That that makes sense now For butt ass makers unlike the I don't think it was

Yeah, I can see he just you took that to the next level. There's also one where Andy was talking about. You thought that smacking implied hitting someone on the butt, like I think you're getting smacking and spanking next up. Oh, really? Yeah. See if you can do smack. Oh, here we go. There we go. Okay.

We looked it up on wiki difference first smack. As as verbs, the difference between spank and smack is that spank is to beat smack or slap a person's buttocks. What a fair hit or other object as punishment. Very regular. As punishment gesture or a form of sexual interaction. I'm going to say that's football then. I think we've cleared this up. It's so too. That's football. If those three cheese had spanked him, then... Oh, boy. All right, so then...

Oh, boy. That's what you said. Football or not football, they commented something about smacking someone and you know, that like implies he hit his butt right? It's thanking you, idiot. Well, yeah. Oh, God. Speaking of football, not football, I think that was probably Mike's biggest addition to the podcast when you agree. Yeah, he did great with those. Yeah.

For instance, you pound the whole way to squirt through the hole. I mean, he did. He squirted through the hole and got the snack, I think. And the force of interception, actually. And then I don't know who it was, but somebody was smacked by three chiefs. Oh, there it is. Here it is. That's my attempt. Mike was so much better at it.

Because he really was. We all did try to do it. Yeah, I'm good. He wasn't saying we'll talk like after we first did this segment, I tried to like listen for these and I couldn't do it. So this is like a unique skill like, I think this is what I'm saying. I his brain works differently than mine. He's got like four for every game. I was listening for them. I tried not to. I don't want to know everything, but I'm confused. I'm going

to be more than three done with this. So next one. So we we mentioned in the box, so we get that. And I think now this is a little silly bringing this up, but I'll just say it anyway. The quote was, we've talked about eight men in the box. How about eight men in the end zone? Oh my. Yeah. That's a good result.

OK, all right. Let me do that. It's just so good. Like I can find them, but I can't set them up the way that he sets them. No, he, yeah, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he Mr. Mello, man, R.I.P. Yeah, we'll have to see if we can get some fines, some actual. Never forgotten. Football, not football.

Well, we're not speaking of other things. I also found a bunch of my transitions. Oh, my God. I think that's my biggest transitions of the bad transition. Yeah, exactly. I need to have purpose. Yeah, he's just kind of highlighted it. Yeah, no, that's because that's all I got left is this thing or is it speaking of section 10 indie transitions, other things. Right, talking about

transitions. Yeah. Because that's one of the things that bring to this podcast, other than everything else transitions. Because it wasn't transition. Let's hear some Andy. So speaking of third world country. I was going to say speaking of bad imitations of the real thing. Head coach Bill Callahan took over for, not bad right? Pretty good. Yeah.

Very good. We don't have the context. This is where the context really matters. We took over for, um, circadian, chucky, uh, the, yeah, but, with the raiders. Well, like what was said before that,

that was something else that was, we were talking about, uh, England being a thorough country, I believe. Uh, yeah. That's good. That's good. And honestly, it doesn't really matter,

because I'm just pulling a word out and just trying to bring it back to football because you, especially you, Greg, love to do the opposite and talk about things that I have not been able to follow. All right. So speaking of failures, let's talk about these bills. What do you guys give this as a watchability score? Greg? Oh, yeah, we have to bring that back. That was me. Yeah, but the watchability things and that, uh, one parties, how many of them are?

Oh, it was originally, yeah. Yeah, got to bring them back. Yeah, Greg, Greg came up with a whole system. I tried to find it, but I couldn't. So I have to figure out where that system came from, Greg system. And maybe you need a room. Yeah, thumbnail game. Yeah.

Oh, right. Yeah. Is usual. Slug fest. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Late season game against NAFC East opponent. Yeah. Yeah. Some, I think, transitions are harder than others. Basically, depending on what we're talking about. Speaking of human shit, this week we're talking about the Jacksonville Jaguars. That's a good chance. It's not bad, right? Not bad. That's probably piggybacked on the fucking poop mustache thing.

It very well could be. And then also, I feel like we talk about poop a lot. Speaking of poop next week, we are in Cleveland to visit the three and eights Cleveland Browns. I mean, if that's not shitty, I don't know what is that one makes sense. Yeah. This one is, I think, a little bit of a stretch, but I got there. Speaking of buttholes, Dan Neal, the offensive lineman for the Denver Broncos, the week before who broke Brian Cox's leg. He's a butthole. Did you hear what's a good segue Andy bad right? What but all are we talking about before hand too? I'm spreading a butthole I believe

yeah we've already covered in this podcast yeah it's probably the uh send us your stuff yeah I'm a truth there yeah I bet you are And then we talk about Ricky Williams a lot So with those dogs that really dolphin the games. Mickey. Mm-hmm And uh speaking of his his really thick arms, tying it back to this football game that we were supposed to be talking about. Oh, I don't know. I don't know. Back to the football game.

No, but this one's good. I promise. The commentators on Rick Williams' fumble blamed it on the fact that he has a hard time tucking the football in because his arms are too muscular. It makes sense. That's why Shaq can't shoot free throws. Yeah. There you go. I do kind of want to know why Steve was a regular leaves arms. But I just did want to ruin the magic of it. Guess we'll never know.

Yeah. And on this one, uh, I'll let you guys be the judge. But uh, speaking of pimping, pimping rides, this cult offense was, it was big pimping in the end of that 100% yeah, because if you like a thousand year receivers, they'll give you not one, not two, but three 1000 year receivers in the same season. That was actually pretty good. Yeah, that might be the best one. That's not bad. Now the buckles win is the best one. Because the delivery. Those do that. Yeah, that was Daniel. He's speaking of buckholes. Okay. Daniel, the offensive lineman for the Denver Broncos week before, who broke Brian Cox's leg. Denver Broncos the week before we broke Brian Cox's leg

He's a butthole. Did you hear what? Just the timing And then I was looking for segments that we had done. I know there's probably more but this is the only one I could find That we we talked about doing we talk about the segments all the time. Yeah. What? No, shit, we don't these segments. Well, we talk about doing them and we do them once and then we go back to them. You're in charge. Yeah, there's no organization. There's no in charge of you, Greg, like hurting cats. We show up. We're like the talent. That's

what you are. You're good at talent. Yeah. All right, play the clip. So this is the first edition of the newest segment that I will probably forget about next time. We're calling it around the league with Greg Brown. Okay. You know, anything. Gold is wrong one. Yeah, I was supposed to do it. How the Greg one? That's the one.

Yeah. I really want to know where that sound bite comes from. Yeah, that's hard to search in the transcript. Yeah, that's a Greg going back in time. That much I can tell you. All right, and I got one more that has nothing to do with any of us. But it's like, I came across some martial arts. I like this one too. It's so good.

Martian is the fucking... He's such a goofy dude. He's the best. Thank you, man of your butt cheeks. He's the best. Thank you. I love your butt cheeks. Drafts to throw. Five steps. Draft throws towards the end zone.

It is caught by Hush Monsata for the touchdown. TJ Hush Mazu. TJ, who's your mama? From number 90. Hey, he told me by... He said, I'm gonna put my steel to him. T from you after the game Joyous person

Is someone to play with Love them TJ who's your mama? You're mine up your butt cheeks. Oh don't know their means, but I love it. All right, I'm sure you wanted to touch on that I missed. Yeah, I don't know exactly which ones. Two, three, one. You can just pick about random. Oh, for let's see what this one is. Maybe everybody's a dick to Andy. I like the 49ers.

Everybody's a dick to Andy. That's right. These are all dick themed, right? Yeah, everything is dick. That one we know. Let's say that that one is the original. Yeah. That's your massive day. I'm super dumbass. Yeah. Yeah. That's the big big dummies. Go back to the other one Andy, but pinch in the penis. Well, we already heard, listen, that one. No, but I know you missed

the original claim. All right. I got you. I can see that one. No, but I know you missed the original claim. All right, I got you. I can see him dig his mother, but like having a touch in you is something else. Whoa. I was making myself look feminine. Just just wearing on your shoulders. Okay.

Which one was it? It was week six, 2002. Week six, 2002. Yeah. Oh, that's not it, but no, no, solicited dick picks. Yes. Yes. So if you want to send Greg any, you just, and if I can give a, if I can give out your phone number at the end of this,

Greg has a blanket solicit. Yeah, he's just as open. If you want to text Greg, any pictures, well, if you want to text Greg any pictures. Well, do you want to hear my theory on this on sending you pics? No, I want to hear you. Of course I do. So the key is, right? You have to do something like slightly humorous so that if it ever sees the light of day, that you can be like, all right, that's, that's just funny too, right? So like what I would do is just like like take a picture facing down be like you'll check out my new shoes

But then just my penis is in the corner First I've known I was like that's fucking good Oh my God. Wait, what was that with the apology to me? Well, there's a couple of apologies, yeah. There are a couple of probably loved ones that are about. What's the one that's? I would like to make an apology to Steve.

Oh, Jesus. Is he okay? You can believe that. You know what? I thought I hear it. Well, last episode Steve said that this was the season he started hating Brett Farve because Brett Farve losing in week 17 was the reason the Patriots didn't make a playoffs. Yeah.

And I said, no, no, no, that's the year he played for the Jets. Right. It turns out it to both years. It really. Yeah, both the times of the Patriots missed the playoffs in this dynasty were because of Brett Farve losses in week 17. Buck Breffar. So there's another apology. So if you go down to 2002, week 15, the one that ends 4 1198, that's another apology. I have an apology to make specifically to Steve. I listened to the some of the episodes from the middle of the summer and I was I was being a dick

to you. I want you to know that I listened to it and I was being an asshole and I apologize Steve. I wasn't mad at you. I was mad at myself. Okay. I was struggling through quarantine and I'm sorry. That being said, there it is. I was really, really shooting. We I asked for a timestamp in the week eight game against the Broncos at 45 minutes into that episode

You made the claim that Ryan Tannihill and Josh Allen were terrible quarterbacks and I said we're gonna give weekly updates once the NFL started We check our notes here Steve look at the We check our notes here, Steve. Look at week one NFL Ryan Tan Hill 29 or 43 for 249 yards, two touchdowns and no picks 97

point nine or eighting, including a game winning driving the fourth quarter. Josh Allen 16 points. Josh Allen 33 of 46 for 312 yards two touchdowns, no picks and a 104.6 rating in a win for the Buffalo Bills. Who did they be against the jets? The case. I did not like know that that's how that ended. I stopped at the Apollo department. I was not

at the level. Oh, come on. Even Greg's apologizing. You know there's some other bullshit coming. I should know that always. Always. Uh, I just opened a random one. So let's listen to this. Ninja, fuck you with an AIDS dick. That's the rap episode.

Oh, that's a little way. All right. That's the wrap episode. Oh, that's a wrap line. That's a little wane. All right. That's all right. Pretty good. I think we're going to have that tiny dick energy right now. Yeah, tiny dick energy. Oh, good. That's a key squared.

That's a bloody dirty dad. I'm like a Roman statue over here. Keep that going. Keep that going. keep that going. Oh really? Oh boy, because of that tiny dick energy right now. Yeah, tiny dick energy. That's equal to that.

That's equal to that. That's a bloody dirty dad. I'm like a Roman statue over here. Just fucking tiny dick swinging. Just using all my brain power in my head. Doesn't get past the balls. Yeah. Yeah. Good Lord.

It's a good job. Nobody listens to this podcast, I think. Right. Is what we're learning. Right. I'm talking to you. Make it a spiritual terrible terrible idea. No, this is amazing.

How do we do that one? The terrible for Greg. That far. Because all it was show is to people. Now Brett Farve didn't seem like such an asshole. Does he? What does now? Good call, Greg. Yeah, some of those takes. I up player. Well, I mean, you've always had a sauce pop for people sent dick pics. So I can understand why you've been trying to do that. I'm just saying, hanging out with Brent fire, would probably awesome. Like, as a teammate, I bet he's the best. Greg, thoughts?

I bet there's a lot of dick talk in this badgers. L.A. Yeah, probably. Man. A lot of it. in this baggers. L.A. Yeah, probably. Oh, man. A lot of that we did that one. What do we got? Just, oh, yeah.

I'm just randomly clicking these all from one search. Tim. All from deck. Yeah. All right. Let's do this. Venus is funny. I'll do this. The 151 results, by the way, 111.

Well, I mean, there's about to be a shit load more after this episode. 13 is sandy. All right. Hang on. You want to? Oh, wait, wait. Go back, go back to the, um, the ones that I have and then go

to 2004, uh, week 12 in the one and 79555. It's a good one. Yeah, mom told me this this weekend that she can't call people dick. Like, I said, people like Richard, I can't call him dick and I was like, why not? She goes, oh, well, in England, that's like a slang for penis. And I was like, is this like for penis everywhere? Very naughty. Oh, God. I said, we're all, we're just not all like five year olds that can't, you know, say a word

without talking giggling to ourselves. Sometimes a naughty boy. There is. five year olds that can't, you know, say a word without talking giggling to ourselves. Sometimes a naughty boy. He said that he giggles through the entire fuck I think second brilliant. That's a very contradictory clip. Little bit, I love it. One of the best ones.

Yeah. This one? Yeah. You're gonna rock us, burger, put your penis away. You know, office burger, put your penis away. Agent Rath, it's burger, because you wanted to be of FBI agent.

If he didn't play football. Oh, yeah. I got about that. What the hell is this? It's been like the penis offense is. Oh, no, so it's supposed to be Patriots, but it heard penis. The first one. So just another man's penis tattooed on you essentially.

I had trouble finding like any of the incognito ones, like the text that may not have been pulled in yet. I think I just pulled in the game one so far. So I will work on those. So this will be more flushed out. There's plenty already. So I was like, it was just like for penis everywhere. Very naughty. We're just not all like five year olds that can't you know Breath farms how many how many owned parties would you give to Eddie Georgia's penis like how many like flies? You know on the own parties Well, who's that Scott talking about Eddie George's deck.

What did you do, I guess? Oh, super ball cut off my penis. And then of course they got renamed as the Titans. Yeah. Yeah. Jesus. Like there's a lot of penis talk. I think most of you are pregnant. I mean, it's on.

Just a picture of you with the inflatable penis standing on top of V and Buffalo. Just a picture of that like full screen. Yeah. It's fair. Okay. All right. So if you go, by the time it comes out, if you go to tomberatedcar.com, I think we actually did that one. We did. We did. I think we actually did that one. We did try to break the car.com and put that picture of you with Tom Brady. I think on top of the RV. Go down one Brady car. Yeah, I think it's probably expired at this point, but yeah, we did it.

It was up for a year. So I can't be reached Andy. So and they thought that like a bigger penis, like with cloud your mind and just make you act rationally. Not something we have to worry about. Commentators would blow his medium sized penis. Where do you see the, you know like him because the commentators, it's like seven from eight. It's a big and Steve, you don't like him

because the commentators would blow his medium sized penis I was the term you usedsized penis. I was determined. Yes. I might have said cock, but yeah. But yeah, Lutani actually pointed out that, um, Lassie. I was there. Colorful. Pretty interesting answer.

Do it a little one a month. I'll call it a holiday. And then the little dude, we know he would guarantee he would cut off his penis if the Tennessee Titans would win a Super Bowl. How far have we come? Oh boy. My podcast is God damn full time job. Buttering a mom and then presenting his penis, that's a lot of effort, dude.

He's got like multiple sides from it, too. Like he's he's fucking criminally horny. Yeah. And the fact that the Houston Texans kind of like Shoddy, his hotel rooms. Sometimes you can get the context right away with like, yeah, no names needed. Or No names needed. Live of them. Or. Didn't work. Let's do this way. You know, office burger, put your penis away. Oh boy, that might be the best one, I think.

That was wicked funny. It didn't rock the burger, put your dick away. That might be worth pulling the full context. It might be, yep, I think you're right. So we'll have to do that. All right. I think that's about it, unless Tim, did you have any you want to end on?

I mean, if you want to look at that, what is it? I think it's weak 13. Yeah, 2002. I think those two are pretty good, but I'm not having a big dick and not using it. J.C. Talk about having a big dick and not using it. J.C. Kotler.

It was like a big dick. So it just went this can't go. I don't know where it was. There was one that Steve just kind of started shitting on Greg and he was like, hey, you have dick on the mind. He's like, yeah, whatever. And he's like, I just cut a hole in my bed. I just let it go right through there. I don't know which clip it is.

Right. Two right there. I don't know. All right. Well, I think we've beat this dead horse long enough. So I hope you enjoyed as much as we did. You probably didn't, because a lot of these are, I think, inside jokes maybe. Hopefully we explain them well enough. But if not, that's fine.

And we probably won't ever see you again. You know who hasn't been to hate this episode? Mom, she's gonna hate it. So much dick and cock cock. She's yeah, a lot of this is we can't let her listen. Just started I searched mom and she she's mentioned 158 times. So you guys you guys got to get those numbers up. Very naughty. You made it this far, which I can't imagine that you.

No chance. We'll just clip the you saying, love your mom, and then we'll just send that to her. Alright. Alright. Yeah. So next week, what is next week? With a phone. I just want to say that I love you guys. I love you guys. I love you too, Greg. You know, going down memory lane, you too, Tim. I love you too. Thanks. Yeah. It reminds you how much fun we've had doing this podcast.

What effect has another shit to drop here? No, there is. I'm like, I'm gonna get solid and get me wrong. I've not enjoyed it at all. There it is. But in like a very Instagram way, where if you look at someone's Instagram, it looks like their life is sweet. When you put it in front of me like this, I'm like, Oh, it was fun. But in reality, we know there's a deep dark depression hiding underneath that. Yeah. I mean, that COVID quote. I'm sitting on my bed.

All right. Well, that was tied. Yes, I'm outside. Why? Is it nice out? Yeah, it's gorgeous. Fuck, I forgot about one that was actually. God, dammit.

I got to look at me and Andy's text. All right. Well, yeah, all of us are as good has cut his mullet. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Travis Gears shabbled. Yeah.

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