Pendejo Time - food song reunion

Episode Date: October 24, 2024

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Drugs from the gas station make me feel strange. Drugs from the gas station at the shooting range. Drugs from the gas station go from my heart. Drugs from the gas station never be apart. Drugs from the gas station make me feel wild. Drugs from the gas station chicken wing mild. That's a poem I came up with. Do you like it? I

Think that's my new favorite poem Jake. Thank you. I call it mmm That's what I call it I call it mmm You asked me what I was gonna be for Halloween and I think I think me and Ashley are gonna be Morticia and Gomez, but she's gonna be Gomez and I'm gonna be Morticia She's short and Mexican And I'm tall and white

So I think that's it works. I think she's really excited to put like makeup on me and stuff So that's probably what I'm gonna do yeah, what are those from It's from the Adams family the parents from the Adams family. Oh, okay Who's gonna be the kids? Gonna be the kids? Are Hank and Dolly gonna be the Wednesday and Todd? I think we're gonna do a... I think we're gonna... I don't know I thought about putting like just a hand on Dolly's head and she can be the hand but I don't know if we're gonna have them be anything Hank eats anything that's attached to his body sometimes his own feet and Dolly she doesn't do anything she's mostly for sleeping

So I don't know We're gonna do anything for the dogs. I also we might not even do that. I fucking I the dogs. I also we might not even do that. I fucking I saw how much effort was gonna have to go on to making me sort of an alabaster white woman and surprisingly it wasn't that much which made me feel kind of bad and and so I had to think about it for a bit. Think about my build. Think about how I look and how others perceive me and so now I'm thinking about being for a skump and he's running just wear some red short shorts and put a hat on and Some like tube socks, you know what I mean?

It's not nice. It's not easy to reconcile the fact when you look at the costume for a lady And you don't have to do all that much lady and you don't have to do all that much well you don't have to do all that mr. boot to become a lady and I think there's a lot of freedom in that Jake yeah it's just a black dress with the tights underneath and Some black hair dye I'm pretty pale as is so I wouldn't have to wear that much white makeup and then some red lipstick Actually was talking about putting press-ons on me, so I was like well. I got a I'm gonna put stop to this

So I don't know we still might do it. I think it's fun. I think it'll be funny I think maybe I'm just having a bit of a crisis. You know what I mean? It shouldn't be that easy to become a scary lady for a guy Might shape my head and get into get into Deca balling after this Halloween I've been talking about it for a number of years. What are you gonna be for Halloween man? I was trying to be Ulysses S grant, but I can't find that be sick, dude Just get a Union outfit they there's probably some cheap cheap I mean, I'm sure I'm on military uniform supply right now. It's website is a little clunky though Because most the thing he didn't have a special

General didn't have like a suit yeah he did his war privates it was just a general private suit issue yeah private thing I was thinking about Robert E Lee but I think that might be maybe not the best idea for where I live Probably probably a bad idea in bedstead to be Robert E Lee Well, I mean it probably would take it the wrong way I don't think people would Get it The they would just be strictly a historical costume.

Right, yeah. You're a historian. Although I think I could really, I think, I've been thinking about, I bet they have a lot of Civil War reenactments. Not in the city, but on the outskirts of it. Oh for sure. Like if you went to Virginia, I feel like Virginia probably has an incredible number of them. Yeah, probably a lot of a certain side I would imagine. Well you never know, it's not wrong to be on one side or another of a reenactment. Now, the war itself, you know, it's kind of harder to say. A little bit of a gray area war, you know. But yeah, I thought about being Colonel Sanders also

But I think I would just look like a plantation owner Yeah, that's right, yeah because I'm not an old man No, no, no, no, you're not yet. So I would kind of look like one of the guys from Django on chained I think you'd like Don Johnson and fucking Django Yeah, like a silk like a silver gray Fox type deal and it's very clear what Don Johnson in that movie is kind of like a half a looting I do declare a type slave driver and Yeah, that'd be tough I like how you In and I like I because I think I'm we're good enough. We're gonna know friends now

That I can kind of understand the workings of your mind and I like how you started at Ulysses s grant and you're like no I started at a blink and then I thought everybody's gonna be a blanket Okay and I thought Grant I like grant maybe better than Lincoln because Lincoln was like yeah, they should be free and That is it

Yeah, isn't it so I feel like a lot of guys should have been just historically quiet a lot of guys should have been just historically quiet what do you mean you can't make villain you can't make a villain out of Lincoln really because of what he did but if you really put it through too critical of a lens obviously it was a different time and everything but yeah it's the the bar for being like maybe we shouldn't have slaves is not that high of a bar really You know and the thing was he didn't even he didn't even free them until after the war started Sure I mean he got shot he was like guys Don't worry. I'm not gonna free the slaves Yeah, I can't do it constitutionally and then they're like, ah, we're gonna leave he's like well fucking that's not very constitutional Yeah, he was mostly concerned with the Union and all that but yeah, just like me

Guys look I don't want to draw a hard line in the sand here. I'm really concerned about the country That's what I'm well. I've been really worried about our country lately Jake and how we can bring it back So I figured me being Ulysses as grant for for Halloween might help be a safe thing I think my girlfriend's gonna be somebody from the Sopranos, but I don't I don't really watch that show a whole lot so meadow I Don't Paulie I think she's gonna be Paulie. That's fucking awesome One of the one of the guys speaking of the country. I wanted to run something by you me and you both you know as a rap-loving young white teens in our past lives A bunch of guys that I know from high school are very

very not happy that Eminem went Eminem did like a vote thing for Kamala Harris like 30 or 40 years of rapping about like like having sex with Britney Spears and giving people AIDS and Saying the F slur no disrespect to him. I mean, he's a real one. You know what I mean like all that stuff aside like Absolutely, the Marshall Mathers LP get out of town You know what? I mean the Eminem show very good You know what I mean the Eminem show very good But he was he was at a Harris Waltz thing and was like we got a vote You know what I mean, and they're losing their fucking minds dude. They're like no more no more Eminem at the house

He was he was so close to becoming a real black guy needs I know that's what I was thinking. I was like dude you had it in the bag You were you were beloved by white racists and black shows the wrong he chose the wrong election for this one I know he I mean he's been rapping he did the fucking Hot coffee pot thing with Trump like a long time ago. I guess maybe they forgot about that short memories and all but Yeah, it's all over Facebook like guys that I used to smoke weed off of like diet Dr. Pepper cans with or like I've had enough of this I had enough of it this is I can't believe it I'm like

you can't believe like a rich actor like a rich actor and rapper is Illiberal like I don't care. I don't care what Eminem is or isn't I? Just think maybe you got the wrong idea at him because he said fag for like 30 years which I understand like if your brains functioning at like 15 horsepower Then you could be like he said it that means he does he won't he want to put him in the ground like me but he is Like he is like a normal guy. I think for the most part. You know what I mean like

Kind of not from a lot of money, and then there's addicted to drugs and drugs and now he's like a rich like a list or forever He's a legacy a list or so That typically means that they're pretty to some degree like even in a minor way like progressive. I guess you know So I'm not surprised, but they're really surprised and they're very upset and I wanted your two cents on it Look if you want to set to the rep god Feel free Me I'm gonna sit my ass down and and hope I don't get flamed by the master Yeah, I would mess if Eminem started flaming your ass

If you just started cooking me about all my biggest insecurities my deepest walls. I Don't know if I could handle that Jake Rhodes takes loads Takes Rhodes up to his lake. Oh Shaking my toes Earth is quaking and he's a bunch of hoes and there's a hose and he's drinking out of it and there's his brain there's his mind and he's thinking

out of it and there's a peepee and I'm tinkling out of it into his mouth yep Wow incredible I mean if that happened to me, I would probably kill myself from being honest. This is a really awesome Headline M&M's daughter says watching music video made her cry Which one is it one of his it doesn't say I didn't click on it doesn't say I'm gonna give a fuck probably something about Something about her some other bitch. Yeah something stupid girls Is a video of the music video where he was jacking off and saying I Love Hitler Daughter she cried

Yeah, that's another thing where I'm like, yes, he's good like I've never I Yeah, that's another thing where I'm like, yes, he's good. Like I've never I Understand the cultural weight that he carries precisely because he carries it and I'm not saying that he's not good at rap He's very good at rapping but there have been moments in the last eight years I blame it on like Trump derangement syndrome or whatever but like in the last eight years where he like reminds people once every three years that he's like a liberal guy and people go absolutely insane and it's like I mean I kind of see where they're coming from to your point where it's like The first 20 years of his catalog is like yeah, he's like I'm pulling on it yanking on it

The semen comes out. I'm a semen with the Navy. I've got gravy in my mouth And then it's like yeah, give that guy a Grammy give him ten It's like okay like and then in between all of those songs. He's got one where he's like mama I'm sorry mama is bad mama. I got depression in my head and I'm sad and then everybody's like that's the realest shit I've ever heard of you by spit. It's real he's the realest motherfucker of all time and you're like give him 20 more Grammys or ever the fuck who gives a shit and 20 more Grammys or whoever the fuck who gives a shit and 40 years of that and

Then now it's like oh my god. He's voting for Kamala Harris. I got it fucking beat my wife over this I'm not I don't know how many domestic dispute calls are gonna happen tonight, but goddamn. It's gonna be more so than usual I just don't I Yeah, I don't know you made me thinking about it a different way now where I'm like how the fuck I Kind of see why they're mad because if you're like, you know, if you're like a fucking You know like a trump trump guy and you're like dude the guy that's been rapping about fucking he has two raps He has penis in my butt giving JLo fucking herpes or he has damn I got a lot of demons and they're trying to come out Those are the two wraps you do. I kind of see how you might think maybe he's on your side. You know what I mean?

Yeah, I just googled Eminem apologizes And I'm just looking at headlines Headlines for it. Yeah Eminem finally apologizes and I'm just looking at headlines headlines for it yeah Eminem finally apologizes to mom eminem apologizes to his kids an emotional new song the only rapper who made Eminem apologize Eminem details why he apologized to Rihanna Eminem apologizes to kids references Alec Baldwin. Eminem apologizes to his kids and disses celebrities. Tyler the Creator apologizes for Eminem criticism. Eminem I'm gonna apologize this for homophobic slur on new album Yeah, that was a new album is really funny. Yeah, sorry I just put it out my bad

I'm gonna keep promoting this but I do that recorded an album seven months ago where I said homo I'm really sorry about it guys. I bugger. I don't know what came over me eight months ago I'm gonna apologize as to limp biscuit on new song guilty conscience Well there was that thing that happened like six months ago where a bunch of people I guess around my age Maybe a little older We're like, oh look here comes Jin Z trying to cancel the goat Trying to cancel the goat. Y'all don't know about this. Y'all don't y'all don't know about this and the song was like Yeah, it was like, you know slapping titties at the playground. I'm the biggest bunny rabbit You know what I mean or whatever the fuck and I was like again, like I why are you politicizing this man?

Why are you I understand new album apologizes to daughter Haley for overdose I'm sorry Sorry, I overdosed God that poor girl dude fucking a that You probably had like a 33 minute sketch About apologizing to his daughter for a day and then he probably he was like daddy's got problems Problems he can't solve daddy's got problems big red ball. Whatever the fuck he does. I don't know Big Red Ball. Whatever the fuck he does, I don't know.

He's just a spokesperson for guys with like fucking deep-seated emotional issues, I get it but I don't know. You're gonna fucking burn your own house down because you voted for Kamala Harris? I don't give a fuck, I hate Kamala Harris. It's not bothering me. I used to listen to Eminem all the time as a kid. I would fucking go in my garage after my parents were fighting and I would listen to Eminem all the time as a kid. I would fucking go in my garage after my parents were fighting and I would listen to Eminem in like a hundred degree Texas garage

and I would try to do kick flips. And that's fucking, that was like the first 10 years of my life, as far as I remember. I'd be like, damn, my life fucking sucks. My life's hard, I understand this. Then I just didn't go to the military. That might be the key difference. Yeah, that's probably it

Any more M&M apologies you want to fucking tell me about No, I that was all of them. I'm reading jelly rules Wikipedia now Dude, what happened? Why is he so big now? Is it Joe Rogan? Is it a pivoted into he made a pivot in the country music And we that seemed to work out. He's doing like 808 country. That's the thing. That's like that's why he's like Cuz he's because he's another one of those guys where a lot of his songs are like Broken down man broken down truck broken down life broken down look and then he makes a million dollars Let's see. Yeah, it looked like he in 2021 he started doing more like country type stuff. walking and then yeah he just started working his way into oh my god see yeah

he basically had been working with like country artists and also like tech 9 yeah yeah yeah that's what I was saying is like yes Hey Yeah, yeah, yeah, he had a he had a couple songs. I guess it got big and they were just big in a way We're like you had to have Facebook to hear them. I guess Let me go look at his streaming numbers, I'm sure they're no they're astronomical I got I'm gonna yeah hold on Because he went on Rogan like twice and in that span of time He's huge and I have this theory that Rogan is now the kind of the new tastemaker for everything

20 million monthly listeners damn near 19 point. Okay, 19.2 monthly listeners That is insane I don't want to play any of his shit and get fucking picked up by Spotify and sued beautifully bro we wouldn't want that yeah there's a the whole sub genre of like Post Malone and all those guys Is really big DUI music that's kind of I don't know Kind of how I see it. I don't know I could be wrong There's a lot of things that fall under dear do you I music that I like Alice and chains chief among them

but uh You can get a DUI to anything if you put your mind to it but uh... you need to do you have to anything if you put your mind to it mystery to do you have fucking math rock you want uh... but he was on uh... he was on m&m's last album and he was on post melons less album

okay that tracks so yeah i guess it's been lou brian Okay, that tracks So yeah, I guess it's been Luke Bryan What's with all these country guys have two first names is their whole shit and he was on joiner Lucas's last album Oh my god Yeah Dude, do you remember that song he made up about it was about 80 D and the music video was him and logic in the Gulf War Hold on let me see if I can find it is one of my favorite songs of all time mostly because the music video

But it was I don't know I got it. I got a Google joiner Lucas ADD song Because it was him He was literally fucking Hit the music videos they're like in the global war on terror But the song is about having ADD and how about the world isn't built for you in the music videos they're like in the global war on terror but the songs about having a DD and how about the world isn't built for you ADHD okay ADHD oh that's a whole album get out of fucking my balls dude Joiner Lucas logic the song is called

Isis awesome man okay alright here's the lyrics to Isis song by Joiner Lucas and logic attention deficit hyperactivity disorder better known as ADHD is a mental Alright, here's a lyrics to ISIS, song by Joyner Lucas and Logic. Attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, better known as ADHD, is a mental disorder that affects an individual's ability to focus, causing them to move around more frequently. They may also have trouble controlling their impulsive behaviors. One time for them praying on my downfall, yeah.

Two times for the homies in the chow hall, whoa. Three times for them hoes on the internet. Shitting on fellas when they really should get out more. Four times for the days I would hold back, woo. Five times for the bitches who ain't call back, yes sir. Six times for the kids like me who got ADHD just to brap, brap, brap. Kidnap a fella like ISIS, whoa. Turn a whole world into a crisis.

God fucking damn it Walk around the city with a ice pick. Yep. I've been paranoid. Usually I ain't like this boop boop Ain't telling how crazy I might get uh Beat the police with a nightstick boop and my whole life. I've been lifeless now. I'm so fly I'm a motherfucking flight risk Thomas if you're not sitting down. I need you to sit down right now Are you sitting down? Yeah, I'm sitting down. I've been sitting down the whole time badass fuck a couple hoes till I pass out whoa Fellows throwing stones at my glass house whoa I remember sleeping on my dad's

No, I got a Bentley and it's blacked out whoa Family looking at me like a cash cow. We know what that's like me and you Everybody dissing just to have clout. Whoa thought you had a chance now you asked out Fella, I'm the motherfucking man. Where you at now I've been living in dungeon. Yeah, I don't held a couple Yeah went to hell and got abducted. Yeah, meet the devil. I'm this guy Yeah, I'm reading I'm reading

jelly rolls First top hit in the country category right now. Yeah. Yeah run it run it by me. This is son of a sinner, okay, I never get lonely I Get these ghosts to keep me company Okay, I took the rear view off of this old Ford so I only see in front of me Now the past is out of sight and out of mind So I only see in front of me. If you ever wonder why we write these songs. Because I'm only one drink away from the devil. I'm only one call away from home. Yeah, I'm somewhere in the middle. I guess I'm just a little right and wrong.

These back roads got me. These pills pretend to be my friend I'm done for the last time I'm lying to myself again I always say that now I'm on my way back here somehow I should know by now I should know by now Wow damn jelly this is here's my there's a A couple little a couple little more notes here. Okay mistakes. I made I paid for them in cash Walked a million miles on broken glass I'm feeling like I'm fading My heart's been slowly breaking.

Might pop a pill and smoke and maybe drink. Talk to God and tell him what I think. At first he's gonna hate me. But eventually he'll save me. This is something... This is something If a ten-year-old wrote this I would make fun of him for writing this This guy needs to live in a hospital I've not tried to dog on nobody maybe I am I am this fat pillhead fucking dumbass I

Just I mean like You and me come from similar places. I know exactly who these 19.2 million people are it's the kind of guy that like Just nothing ever worked out for him either by the consequences of his own birth or his own personal choices. And he's like telling his baby mama that he borrows like $200 a week from that he's just fighting demons. the demons are Fucking like cable pornography and like huffing fucking ace atonement Like it's just working it. There's nothing working at national tire and battery dude. Just fucking is that

Well, I liked his I like some of his rap songs, too No, I remember some of them from back in the day because I used to like tech 9 I think we talked about that freestyle that rumor that like 10-minute freestyle yet that I was in like if my if my POS I hang drywall yeah yeah yeah of course yeah yeah but uh no I get it man. I just that's uh Sometimes you these guys try and turn back white and they don't need to well, I mean if I'm if I'm a guy like jelly and I was just kind of making a good amount of money and I kind of saw where the

The you know into the road type guys like guys was heading You know Morgan Wallins making a killing doing this shit. You know what I mean back roads drinking beer got my fucking Glock on me and a steer like that's fucking you know whatever that's cheese. That's money the fucking bank I Would switch my shit up too. You know what I mean like it's not You know who I kind of blamed for this even though the first iteration of it went hard as fuck Nelly and Tim McGraw did you remember that when that shit hit the streets? Racism was over for like six months. I think about it over and over again I can't keep picturing you with him and it hurts so bad

Yeah, that shit went hard. I'm gonna listen to that shit when I go to the city later That's not what I'm good song that song went hard as hell But I think that's kind of there was the But Tim McGraw didn't start out rapping and then go country. No, I'm with you. I'm saying the kind of The path that was laid to hell had good intentions in this instance I'm just kind of I in that colt ford guy. Yeah, she had some I liked his song with Kevin Gates and Jermaine Dupree a

Little bit country a little bit hood. Yeah, hold on. Let me see if I can find that Morgan Wallen song that came on the other Day, I thought I was having like an MK ultra activation Where he says he's a little bit of wintergreen and a little bit of menthol. That's one of them That's a little a little bit of Hennessy little bit You know what I think you know what I'm talking about yeah You know what I think you know what I'm talking about yeah Yeah, and then Kevin gage just talks about how he has like a blueberry farm with a bunch of chickens Yeah

Now here's this motherfucker Chris Lane, okay, he's got this one find another bar You found a new man found some new friends. You got a new black dress that I ain't seen you in. Got your haircut and your nails did. Yeah if looks could kill I'd be real dead. And that's a kind of new drink that you're sipping on and that's a kind of new buzz that you're getting on and that's a new song there that you're singing along to so baby Why can't you? Find another bar place to raise them up can't be that hard. I know you saw my truck Why can't you find another floor different neon lights till you walk through the door? Yeah, this one here's mine

Girl, why you gotta look like you do? Girl, why bitch why you gotta look like you do Girl, what a bitch what you gotta look like that So beautiful yeah, thanks to you my moving on ain't moving very far You already broke my heart, so why can't you find another bar? This sounds like one of those AI generated country songs that's on Instagram You know where it's like mm-hmm The fucking shits like chicken in the mud drinking lots of buds

Whatever the fuck Just a couple miles up the main road past the courthouse past the corn rows They got two for one buckets of them cold beers. Yeah, you can go anywhere right here find another bar I'd like to line girl. Why do you got to look like you bitch? Why you gotta look like that? Fuck my night up the way you look that's gonna look like that It's kind of romantic like in a way goddamn. Why you fucking why you showing up? I'm trying to get drunk here get into a fistfight

I'm trying to get drunk. Oh good. I don't even like it girl. You look so good as pissing me off It's making me fucking think about killing you Morgan wall and lyrics Well, I don't even know if this is funny, but I don't give a fuck. What's his? Oh yeah, that's the one. The one he did with Post Malone. I need some help.

I had some help. Yeah. Don't act like you ain't ever pulled by a loveless hound. My name is Jeff. Thank you for the lovely show. My name is Jeff. My name is Jeff. You got a lot of- I had some milk. I had a grapefruit cookie and I ate it with some milk.

My grandma made some cookies and she gave this to me with milk. They were really tasty. these to me with milk. They were really tasty. I had it with milk. They were awesome chips and cookies. I drink them with milk. You got a lot of nerve, don't you, baby? I only hit the curb because you made me. Classic gas lighter right there

You're telling all your friends that I'm crazy like I'm the only one Why'd you throw them stones if you had a wild hair of your own or two? Living in your big glass house with a view. I thought you knew I had some help Dude, he's fucking honestly spitting on that one Respect I think didn't he write that song after he threw a chair and almost killed a cop or something respect It's milk It ain't like I can make these chocolate cookies by myself Don't act like you ain't help me put that flower off the shelf and deep in every pantry

If you couldn't tell they say eggs make the better thank you for your help I drank some milk oh man don't have it be oh I like the 2% milk how milk make my tummy hurt I like the skin milk you thought I'd eat the cookies they're yummy I know you want to eat something for your tummy I know the treats and that you can't hide them from me What's another one? Oh, you know what the the the black gentleman's got that big one once it was like My chocolate chair Pull me up double shot whiskey

What's that song called the bar the Sh The Shaboosie tipsy song, I think. White chocolate chip. When I ate some cookies, I said, yeah. When I started baking, it was fun. I need them treats like the cakes I never young. I never young. I'm cooking, I'm cooking. I'm cooking food I'm baking and baking and baking for you I'm making a rebarb and strudel

It's true One bacon some brownies and making cookies Yes, there's cakes and there's pies and there's strudels for me There's ice cream and noodles and cake and disease disease I Can't I can't Think that someone pour me up a double pot of minced meat. They know me in hamburger God history There's a store downtown, I'm hungry. Everybody get me some minced meat. Everybody get me some minced meat. Someone

cook me up a big old pot of minced meat. They know me and hamburger got history oh We go way back, okay, that's the that's the that's the call-and-response So we call it in chopping me. I've been chopping meeting lots of veggies making roast up in the pop Crock pot yeah Yep, okay Mm-hmm I get a brock on the microwave and they go pop Mm hmm. I can pop corn in the microwave and it go pop pop. In my stove is using gas and it is good to make quesadilla. Yeah. So you say quesadilla.

There you go. Yeah. No. Quesadilla. Quesadilla. I Know it would have been fine, but I had a little flare to My god fuck I got I got The idea is gonna be stuck in my head for a couple days Also, why are you using a gas stove like why is that? You could make a case of the on electric stove if you want

It's cuz his line is all my brother's got that guess and they always be smoking like a raw stop. Mmm. Oh gotcha Okay, why am I about to Google quesadilla? I don't need to know what I know what it is Fuck it. Oh Okay, I've been eating cheese and solving mysteries man, I feel this like a mouse I I've been eating cheese and solving mysteries man. I feel this like a mouse ah Snack house tree got some cake with me and three young fellers that eat with me snack house tree Got some cake with me and three young fellas that eat with me hope that kitchen got food for me Hope that kitchen got food for me. Hope that kitchen got food for me cuz my big plate just stay with me Snack house three fuck buddy You probably think that I eat cheddar now, cheddar now. You only sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

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I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Okay, that's another good song from Mr. Post. Hmm. Jesus. You mean I haven't heard of it? I haven't listened to it in a long time. What are some good rap songs from that era?

Needless to say, my cheese is fresh. Um... Needless to say my cheese is fresh Put it in a bag and go to self check Get the receipt now take it to my pet Make a grilled cheese and then I say yes you know you put in a soup driving in a mini coupe and then you make a cheesy loop

and then you're eating cheese does or a pizza crust Yeah, and the cheddar cheese is a must and you could eat a star burst Damn it was that one camera on song camera on song play it's uh... star bus stop dude yeah you're my son thomas

oh yeah it's this one eating soup oh boy eating cheese oh boy got a fresh hamburger oh boy with good meat oh boy yeah that's what I was looking for that's what I was trying to find this whole fucking time was a massive fucking

waste of my time were you saying about you saying about Jesus round what's in I got soup. You probably think that I was chatting now. because Jesus is round. I don't know why that's fucking me up so bad dude. What do you mean you only say that because cheese is round? Oh my god dude oh Oh my god, you only say that because Jesus round that's a fucking that's going in the gold one I guess ooh Jesus round, that's a fucking, that's going in the gold one. Ugh. I got soup boiling

in a big old freaking pot. And I've been eating some bread nuts. Mmm eating some bread nuts Okay Stuff pizza crust stuff pizza crust stuff pizza crust. What song is that? Well, let me let me do some more you'll figure it out Hey mustard and the cheese ho Cheese yum any Any sandwich it's delicious

Man down call it Ampere lamps tell them cheese yum No, I'm not following you I'm sorry cheese with no crust cheese Hey Drake, I heard you need some Toms It's not like us by Kendrick, okay, okay, all right Certified pizza boy certified cheddar cheddar file yeah thanks for the thanks for the alley-oop there brother certified pizza boy certified Jeff very good very very awesome

Very good very very awesome Eating eating chips to some soup Breaking bread with the motherfuckers eating fruity loops I Can't really do it with Earl and I have to pick a drink. I'm gonna pick a Drake song now, buddy It's time for his comeback Drake innocent. Okay Eating lays eating lays young fella eating lays I start eating in barbecue lays and it tastes really yummy. Yeah Eating lays eating lays young fella eating your lays. Yeah, I eat him with my sandwich Mmm, and I eat my barbecue lays

That's feel no ways by Drake if you weren't catching on to that one Cheese piece is a crumbly is it nicely say it's yellow and it's gonna be orangey Cuz it's yummy and it's melty in refrigerator in refrigerator queso is delicio is it yummy see it never wanted to get a big slice see for your tummy like a mousy saying yum-yum awesome MSG shit I grew up DM on my exes I tell them that we're going to Fuzhong and that's forever and I think that we just eat Chinese food when we're together You tell me that I'm Confucius

Eating food like a Marcus Houston Eating cheap that's that Chinese solution I think we just eat Chinese food when we're not together. You telling me that I'm Confucius eating food like I'm Marcus Houston Eat real cheap. That's a Chinese food. I'm Confucius I'm Confucius I'm Confucius I'm Confucius I'm Confucius I'm Confucius

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I'm Confucius I'm Confucius I'm Confucius I'm Confucius I'm we're not together you telling me that I'm Confucius eating food like I'm Marcus Houston eat real cheap that's a Chinese solution we for deep in this Ford Fusion you'll never lose me lol I'm glad you find this food good heard a lot about me before we got the pot I know you heard that my oolong is like Marty grow I know you heard that my girl is sponsored by PF PF Chong's all right that kids all I got You eat pad thai I know you still eat about the Yummy fries I say fuck that That's you that's you that you

Think you think you Beef you ground and since you eat lunch I know that cheese is round yeah oh I'm just saying you could eat cheddar tell me have you used cheese grater I'm just saying you could eat cheddar And I'll start much and only if you rape me Let's say make um letm, let's see. falling in the middle of the club eating cheese I don't want no liquor cause I've been eating that cheese bring the chips by the bag my fellows with me bring some soup for my bowl my soup with me eating eating eating eating on my lunches

I can't rap, this one eating eating eating eating some lunch it's hard to do it with future because he mumbles too much and you know that I need some soup when I get home you better not be eating alone eating up the soup like you usually do it's hard to find the time we been alright if nachos and chips all got along they probably taste delicious with some beans and some this song seems like the whole chippy go with with the beans

Every time I'm eating me I hear yum yum yum yum Meal down where you from noodle Noodle well it doesn't really make as much sense for this nachos. Where are you from nachos? No, would you like some nachos that my grandma made hum yum nachos this yummy dish is yum it's nachos I'm gonna eat some of these Eating pizza was persuasive From not to five every guy you got it you go ahead no That's all right. I didn't even know what I was doing and I changed my mind at the last second James have eaten with rappers to

Back when candy rappers wasn't cool I ate some shit Hmm I got a stain and went to tell my bros then usher Let it burn came on that's that one could stay like to listen to usher when I eat chowder hot sauce second if Sorry, go ahead the other one that was just normal was hot sauce all in our top ramen You bish which just that one could stay the same, but you got it

Every second every minute man. I swear that I go ribbit say if you were big frog going leap up high leap up high Leap up high tell them dim the moon down right now put me in the pond I'm talking about dark water nighttime go go in the swimming in I'm so funny. Oh my goodness. Oh My goodness, oh Fuck

Man that got me really good man. I we haven't done the food songs in a long time. It's been It's been a minute Oh Oh My god Whoo swimming in ponds is gonna? He's gonna make the rest of my evening Supposed to go hit a spot up, but I don't take my time Fuck Oh Fuck

Man I don't know if I don't know if I'm gonna top that one I don't know if we're gonna I don't know if we're gonna top swimming in ponds I mean, we've got eight minutes left if you think there's you got more in the chamber But I don't want to make you have to top your best one hmm Let's see I Let's see I Was gonna try and do the the hook from mercy as a food thing, but it seems like that will be a very difficult thing to do Where they're like?

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, well, it's a cheesy and a yummy and I'm making a choose It's a cheesy and a yummy and I'm making nachos Cheesy and yummy and I'm making nachos. Well, it's a big cheesy and you make it real good cheese cheese cheese cheese Well, I've been more sloppy and I'm Chinese and I'm eating lots of cheap yummy damn chubby and I'm Chinese and and I'm in the lunch doob, and I need my doobie Yeah, like that, kinda like that Something like that Well I'm a leaping, I'm a hopping, I'm a frogging, I'm a little bad, I'm a hopping, I'm a jumping, I'm a little bad And it's a bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump Please, please! Please! Let's see. man well I'm a stroking and a jacking and a jacking my dick well I'm a stroking and a jacking and a jacking my dick

well I'm a stack stack stack stack stack stack my dick off bleep bleep bleep skeet skeet Me ski ski Dragon mommy Oh My god, oh fuck Wow Man That was pretty that's I Don't think I'm gonna be able to top that one, but as you never know I didn't think you could be able to talk I didn't think you're gonna top leap And we did I want to limit ourselves in this You never know I didn't think you could be able to talk. I didn't think you're gonna top leap

And we did I want to limit ourselves in this Good Wish we had a soundboard dude I found one I found one after talking with a Eden's brother And I've been meaning to set it up But I have to download it've been meaning to set it up but I have to download it and you have to download it I think and then we can run it together and then that'll and it'll it'll it'll I it'll work that way anyway Oh

My god, yeah, I took a fucking two and a half. I want to be straight fucked Yeah, I was gonna go I was gonna go to Creek See if I can bully my way on to a I've been making a great impression with all the comedians in town by DMing them a bunch and telling them to put me on spots and when they say no I say Why not and then sometimes they'll let me on because they find me deeply annoying Then I have a really good set and then I go home It's not even me flexing. It's mostly a wash. I think I've mostly just annoyed everybody in the city But sometimes that's how a motherfucker's's gotta get down to put his name out

there you gotta be persistent i've been joking and joking and joking about me and i've been joking and joking and pulling on me and i've been joking and pulling and joking about me till i go me me i hope somebody uh... i would never ask for anybody Lamborghini mercy my dick I am jerky I'm in that to see couch with my own dick, and I'm squirt

I love jack in it, and that's a fucking problem I Love jacking it and that's a fucking problem And yeah, I like to jerk. I got a jerky problem. I love jacking and I got a problem Yeah, I like to jerk. I got a jerking problem How's the rest that song go? I Don't know I got in trouble for having that song on my phone when I was 14 a big froggy That's that shit. I do like a big toad. That's that shit. I do like

Bang bang Yeah, you remember you told me your mom got mad at you for having that did you think she thought you were like a sexual pervert or something Yes, it was something about like rape It's not good, which I understand if you think that's the song. Yeah, you're deeply religious Probably not a good admittedly if that's what you think the song is about then that's probably not a good song your son Dad one is fun. Yeah, I don't like listening to songs about that Hmm I wonder how little nausea X is doing nowadays. It seems like he fell off pretty hard

He's probably just chilling probably being I'm in a normal life Hmm I I Don't know why they're sucking me it's like the mud They'd have to check my cock unless I can go squeeze Let's see I'm jacking off, I'm jacking off, I've got a low to blow, gonna make man snow, I'm jacking off onto my own toes Man snow is very nasty. That's very gross Jack enough onto my burnt black toes first dominoes

Yeah one part in uh, and I'm not a player, but I like to fuck a lot Jerking it my penis jerking it my penis. Yeah, any of these does that to the end of the song? money Yeah, I fucking love that song. I'm gonna listen that shit, too I was gonna go to Austin, but I think I might just sit in my room and fucking Maybe listen to fucking tunes. Oh My gourd hey if you're listening to this I need you to go on to patreon.com slash pendejo time and toss this dollar a month

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It's fine. Okay, but uh To all the ladies in the place that live in lakes allow me to jump and be on a leap on a fucking Lily Lily. Yeah, it's a lily pad. I forgot what it was. I kind of butchered that one. That's okay. I what it was That's fine, brother. Okay, it's a lily pad. I forgot what it was. I kind of butchered that one. That's okay. I what it was. That's fine, brother Okay, that's okay Also, if you've got a little bit of extra cheese to sling these next eight days of October head on over to chaplotraphouse.store I do believe and Buy Matt Christman's book on the Spanish Civil War no pasaran

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