Pendejo Time - Hard Out Here For a Shrimp

Episode Date: July 24, 2026

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Guys, we are back and frankly feeling amazing today. You know, in light of some of the tragedies that I have planned for pretty soon, I would like to kind of just offer up some space and some silence for that. And, you know, especially following probably whatever that amazing advertisement was, we just got to witness, just something to keep in our thoughts, you know, as we go forward with this time. Jake is currently moving into some kind of horrible new living situation. We're happy about that.

We want to see that go however it goes, and we're excited to hear about any twists and turns in that journey. we would also like to congratulate Spain on the recent victory over Argentina an event that I've been referring to as a great Mexican war I'm not sure if that's going to catch on or not if it does frankly that's not something I think I can stand behind and if you you guys seriously do that that's where I draw the line I'm not okay with that actually

You know, because we have to have some kind of standards. You know, neither of those countries are Mexico, even if the people themselves are related to them socially. And we need to respect that. And I think as a podcast, we've let that slide for too long, that sort of thing. Just a little peek-in of my life. I just got some new basketball shorts.

They were on sale. they are Under Armour basketball shorts, which there's nothing wrong with necessarily. Definitely one of the more conservative-coded clothing items you can buy specifically the Under Armour ones and then any, I guess any of the like Jim Shark or whatever, those ones. I think Nike and especially like Adidas, don't strike me as,

such a stand-your-ground type of basketball short. But the Under Armour ones, really, there's no shame. The hoodies, to me, have kind of come back around to being cool, like the camo, big giant logo, Under Armour hoodies that kids used to wear with. I remember the Sparees and the Nike Elite socks. Those were the days.

I remember when kids used to. don't really know how to dress. We would wear a fucking dry fit polyester shirt for Texas Rangers and we would wear cargo shorts that our brother wore when we of his age. One thing I will say up front is I've actually spent multiple hours trying to get this song going for this episode and I think I'm going to have to save it for a later one because guys I've been trying to go over this like little ugly main adjacent beat and it's very hard to make it good.

You know when something takes a little bit too much effort, and it's something that was going to be funny, but then you're reaching a realm of effort where you just need to be better at whatever you're doing. That's the sort of wall I'm hitting with that. I actually seem to hit that wall quite a bit in my life, which is I try to do something. It turns out I need to be much better at it,

to succeed and I go, well, nothing I can do. I guess I'll do something else instead. That's always nice. Now we will, on a more, both somber and sober note, move on to some important news for this week because Jake usually kind of comes in with a lot of the politics, a lot of the opinions, so I'm going to try and provide as much of that as I can. So, big week for Thune heads.

Senate Majority Leader John Thune has, guys, he's officially pushed back on Trump's patience running out on Save Act. All right, guys, there you have it. so the um you know as we guys know um Trump administration

live updates Trump recently delivered remarks on data centers at environmental protection agency we know that now we're aware of that now we're hearing now that Donald Trump's president president Donald Trump has said today that a nuclear deals

between the United States and Saudi Arabia would, that would require the kingdom to normalize relations of Israel. Okay. So, let's dive into that. All right, shall we? Because I know a lot of you guys are saying,

okay, Uncle Thomas, this is kind of going over my head a little bit. And I'm going to need you to explain it like I'm a regular guy and not a political scientist. like you. Okay, so here's what you need to know today, all right?

And this is just me talking. This isn't NBC News. I'm not just reading. This is really what you need to know, like, you know, people at work are going to talk about this. Yeah. So what to know today? So with Iran war, look at it like this.

So imagine, you know, like Iran-backed-thi militants said today that they struck two tankers in the Red Sea. Alright? Just imagine that. Well, it's true. Risking another bottleneck that could further disrupt global energy supplies, spike prices. As if spikes weren't expensive enough, okay? Spikes are going to get a lot more expensive.

All right. And heap domestic political pressures. All right. On Donald Trump. So that's making sense already. Now, if you guys ever watch the Chinese press, professor on YouTube. Nobody knows his real name. Nobody can remember it. And that's fine. That's how we like to operate. That's how we do things, really. But let's get back to the news. So Saudi, Saudi

nuclear deal. Okay. So when we look at that, when we look at nuclear deal, Trump said today that the nuclear deal between the United States and Saudi Arabia requires the kingdom to normalize relations with Israel. Okay. So when I look at that, What I see is I'm noticing a significant condition not previously mentioned as a deal was announced. That is big time. So when we look at that, that is going to be something that we definitely look at there. Okay. So let's think about that.

What could that mean? The Houthis, the Saudis, the Americans, Israel. one has to wonder could the united kingdom be involved in something like that as well hmm let's try and put our heads together we don't know okay so you're probably asking what about the war powers vote well here pitted a time we got that taken care of as well so what i've learned i was actually there earlier today and i saw the house vote 214 to 208 totaling, let's see, $422,

I guess we'll remember that just in case probably how many people are behind this whole thing, to pass a war powers resolution that directs president to remove armed forces from hostilities with Iran. Okay, well, what does that mean? That means that the

Senate voted down the war measures waters solution resolution and then 49 to 47 vote so with the Senate you're going to see a lot less votes and that's because not as many people fuck with the Senate they see like some Caesar shit

similar measure which is non-binding past the Senate 5048 in June still not seeing nearly as many people voting in the Senate compared to this house this is something we're going to see guys if you really want your vote to be

fucking heard vote in the Senate that is my opinion get your ass to the Senate however you can

anything you can do to be in the Senate make that shit happen at all cause if I could pick one life

to live Senator in America the most revered honored position people don't realize this but these guys are fucking rock stars when they go to other parts of the world

when other people when Joe Manchin gets out of his omnibus and you know in the United Kingdom little boys stop their paper out and go flock

over to him they said Joe Joe Manchin is it really you is it really who are Joe Manchin Professional celebrity politician Could I could you spare a pince

Could you spare a pitz for your squabbles Oh Could you scurble a pince for a pasty Oh And Joe Manchin says Beat it punk I'm not a celebrity I'm a real ass motherfucker

With hands of iron And I got a dick like a Ducks pussy corkscrew and the size of a duck's except out like a duck's penis filled with passion

red twisted passion beautiful glistening up next on the news a new bishop and none other than the faraway lands of China now when we see stuff like that

we do start to wonder what they're getting out to over there you know so apparently it's like an election type thing and the Pope points you but congratulations I don't know if you're listening but Bishop Joseph Chang

Jan Fang congratulations on your ordination in none other than the great country of China. Wow. If you were going to be Catholic, if you were, well, I just, it just, I just, I just, I think of being Chinese as its own unique discipline, you know, and did they feel that same emptiness? Suppose we all do. I suppose we all do. Well, congratulations to the Vatican on becoming slightly more Chinese. That is always something we support.

I think that only Chinese people should be allowed to be Catholic. Let's see how they do it. You know, let's see what they get up to. A lot of stuff going on in the news this week. We've got this amazing new bacteria or something along those lines with lettuce. So for the next probably, and it's crazy because, I was just started about eating, eating hello lettuce. And it just basically had to stop.

I don't know where a cold turkey. And here I am with these damn lettuce and tomato withdrawals. Just, I mean, hell, a lot of the time I just order an LT. That's all I drop the B. If I beat that pussy up as you're going to tell on me. All right, guys, I think we are going to do some backing music here. to, as I say, spice things up a little bit.

Because when it's a solo episode, you just never know where this motherfucker journey could take you. Oh yeah, that's more like it. Now we're cruising. Cruising altitude. Folks, we've got a beautiful show for you tonight. I know we are a quarter of the way through it.

But I want you to thank me for joining me. I know these solo episodes can be a little interesting at times in a very bad way but we always want to try and offer you guys the best show we can do so got a little jazz backing here and I want to dip into some of the

well I want to talk about some things um as you may know there's some new movies out um the Odyssey etc I'm currently working my way through I'm chipping away it I now pronounce you Chuck and Larry I'm really on the same page right now

and I'll have you know that I do not like it I get that they're joking around not necessarily offended by it but here's the thing it's not you know what the ultimate flaw of that movie was I don't think they had gay guys

in the writer room. So it just comes from a place of... There's not really many loving jabs you can get in there. You know? You have no idea about the subject matter. And I only know anything about the subject matter because, you know, it's gonna destigmatize. Everybody's...

It's not... I don't know. It's kind of a lazy movie, but... Adam's Sam, they're still goaded, so, you know. But I will say any movie with the David Spade cameo reminds me of the horrible act that he committed against me. Which was, he blocked me on Twitter because I said that he should have been buried in Chris Farley's casket, like a pharaoh's concubine. And Mr. Spade, Mr. Snow Spade, Snowflake. took offense to that and he went so far as to block me completely from interacting with his page whatsoever.

And without David Spade's Twitter feed, I just about put a damn bullet in my head. I'll tell you that. I was close. And to see what he, you know where David Spade would be without me, he'd be working behind the counter of a damn Mickey D's. back in Nashville or wherever the hell he's from wherever they make people like that you know it's not right what he's done

his actions but what can you do other than turn the cheek and think about what you know what Jesus would do if David Spade blocked him on Twitter if I was Jesus I would lash out I would freak out in a situation like that

I'd say you son of a gun you're gonna get the what's for I'd tell you that spade you'll get yours in spade Mr. Ace piece of shit yeah Tommy boy more like Ahie

Ha'hi oh holly That's a funny movie On to a new song Let's see what this one's like Beautiful Pregnant pause And then just pure bliss.

Wow. Well, I was imagining myself sitting at a probably some kind of metal table and enjoying an amazing glass of Earl Grey Tea at a London trolley station. Can you imagine? The bliss. I don't think Londoners or

anybody in the UK gets to experience bliss due to the economic conditions they live under. A lot of moving parts. We don't really know what happened. I don't know anything about their situation, unfortunately. And I'd love to try and pool together and figure out how to get more jobs and stuff over there. But I've got to be honest, you guys were the ones at the Empire.

So you're going to have to figure that out. Now, that's what you're going to be saying about America and about... Probably about 30 years ago, I guess. But, hey, well, we can. We should get back into Manifest Destiny. Just come up with some fucking place where we could do that again. I guess we kind of are doing that. What can you do, right, guys?

Oh, shouts, we're doing it again. Oh, God. And we just killed everybody. That's seriously our bad. Yep. And we just messed up. And we're in trouble. Whoa, guys. All right, guys, and we're back from a little break I just had.

A little secret break. Not everybody knows this, but if you're recording an episode by yourself, you can just go, and then, and then you can pause it, go have an amazing dinner, come back refreshed. A little iced coffee, instant. action as well as a chicken burger

and a few tortilla chips chicken burger with mustard and cheese well a little afternoon coffee because I needed a little pep in my step guys I needed it up my game

I need to up pole on these on these bitches but we're back guys and we're having a chill time we're learning about the world as we go most people aren't doing that nowadays and we got some more stuff that we're going to need to cover

more stuff to cover if you recently have booked a cameo through me my apologies I've been really bad about doing those on time and I think I might take a little break from doing them I might close their requests for a little while after I've got everybody

there are complimentary makeup videos done because I feel like I'm not doing a very good job and I don't want to you know you know I don't want you to book something and be like oh nice I need this done today

he's definitely going to do that and then I'm working an extended emergency shift or whatever and I'm not there for you in your time of need. that eats away of me. It's not fair to you. So sorry about that guys. But we got a lot to cover here.

Let's get down to it. Celebrity News. Oh my God. And the beans are piping hot today. So just checking out TMZ. First article I'm seeing. It says, bikinis and curves, oh my.

Guess the sexy sister. That's front page on TMZ. not clicking that. I'm not interested in. Entertainment of the flesh. Ex-NBA star, Ty Lawson allegedly calls cop white bitch

during shoplifting arrest. That is correct of him to do. And, uh, I don't think this should be on the news. You know, this really shows, you know, Dustin Poirier, like last week, called a cop the inward.

and everybody was like that's fine he was trying to fight the cop and now we're mad at this guy thai lawson um i don't think that's fair anthony edwards has uh now become married to a woman prizing there all right guys we've got some more news for you here right guys i guess it's all for that news let's look let's do some reviews let's do some reviews all right we are going to touch base with the strip club community of Newark, New Jersey, starting with PJ's review. Won't say what I ordered, but two curly brunette pubic hairs were in my food and they weren't mine. I'm a redhead. I brought this to the manager's attention and he said to me, quote, what do you expect? This is a go-go joint. Needless to

say I won't be going back. Now what I like with this guy is that he clarified what color his pupils are. And he had to have a... You know, he brought the evidence with him. Here's the guy who wants more thumbs. Shady

stuff going on, either the bartender and manager, always check your credit card receipts because they charge other people's drinks to your credit card and split the profit at end of night. I complained to manager he blew me off. Manger, very rude man, and a crook who should be fired. Two thumbs down. I wish I had more

thumbs to give this place more thumbs down. It's a guy who wants more thumbs. They don't ever talk English. Dollar train. No seduction. Music selection war. They just stand on stage. If you're black, girls don't ever approach you. Dancers aren't using masks. They take advantage of customers that come and drunk And they overcharge their credit cards They only care about money Do not go here They will rob you if you use your credit card

I paid for a transaction And three days later they charged my credit card With another transaction of 200 One thing I will say in this case is $200 $200 as a credit card charge Must have had a low limit Sometimes It's good

The bad thing is a girl named Daniela She rolled me and she told me she had sex with me for $150 dollars. When she finished there, I think it's a strip club. No, a prostitution place. I won't go because dumb-ass managers don't allow baseball caps. I mean, it's a go-go bar. Not a high-end club restaurant, court church. A freaking go-go bar.

I go to a better club called Cheekwess. Wow, what a horrible place and horrible women, staff, and bartenders. A fight broke out because a dancer had a customer, and the staff will always side with their girls' money-making prostitutes. This is the worst place by far. The women there are too expensive and very rude. The head and sex was good, but how many they fucked they think their pussy is gold plus. And plus, the treatment from staff and bartenders was awful. Nice place, very clean and classy, managers are very friendly, and dancers are sexy.

The kitchen is open all night, which is a bit. Plus when you drink a lot and forget about time. Great menu. I'm not disappointed at all. Places very clean, dances are gorgeous. Food is good, definitely coming back for more. Wow, talk about a new experience in Gogo. First time walking in, dormant, and we're very friendly, looking sharp.

The club was clean, and the sound system was awesome. The vibe was pumping, and the girls were smoking hot with a great mix, Colombian, Latin, Russian, etc. very friendly and a lot of fun I felt comfortable and safe management was hospitable and the service was top notage that's why I desert five stars we're on to another club here

we got one pulled up right now worst place ever girls amazing fucking management awful they throw us out because we ask for our own liquor to take to the car It's stupid You can get a shot whenever you want

And then you pay a lot to get in They sell liquor as well Why you cannot drink in the parking lot Do not go My girl got a phone call mid-dance Blame me for it and told me I should get another dance Nope Will not go ever again

Was there on a Thursday night Had a rude bartender with a snotty and mean attitude I'm never coming back here again And I would tell everyone who's coming and thinking about coming here to save their money and their time. Blank flipped, ripped me off, and she smelled like spoiled fish. Worst VIP experience I've ever had in a strip club. Here's a very neutral, fair review.

From Miranda. From a security working standpoint, no and no. But from the workers, it's a nice place that's been around from some time for what I hear. Tough but fair For this one Nice one star Went there this Friday First off

The location is shady as hell In east L.A. Don't go to the address on Yelp It's incorrect Once inside you feel better But we almost left by judging from the outside Maybe 20 to 30 people So maybe 10 to 15 couples

Deaf more of a voyeur Exhibition scene And way less of a swinger scene. There was zero of that going on. After a couple hours of awful DJ noise, not that hard to display top 100, sprinkling some 90s hits and people dance happily. People migrate downstairs where there was maybe four couples partaking in the fun only with each other, and everyone else is fully clothed watching. If that's your thing, cool. But anyone looking for the swing lifestyle or an orgy, I'd say this isn't a place. Granted, it was a Friday and we heard Saturdays

are better, but I don't know. Also, this place is very outdated. Felt like I was at a middle school dance and just random beds and places. Not much ambience or sex appeal. Deaf not like any of the picks on Yelp. Those must be from the old location. And we got a response from the owner on this one. John says, what kind of middle school did you go to?

Let's see what else at this club. Seems like we got some good stuff here. They don't let single guys in, which is disappointing for a bull not to be able to go to a legit swingers club. Damn, anti-alpha. We'd give this place no stars if possible.

The owner of the club was oddly passionate about my wife trying a drink he'd prepared under the counter. He'd clearly slipped roofies into my wife's drink as she completely passed out after less than half a plastic cup of whatever she was given. And it was her only drink. We'd not brought in, he drinks. He then had the nerve to go stand and try and talk with us, brushing her arm with his hand in the belief that he is some sort of Adonis and that his drugs would say, he'd somehow put him in a favorable position with my wife. Absolute creep of the highest order.

There's a no-touch policy like any safe lifestyle establishment. This clearly doesn't apply to owner who seems to give creepy hugs and touches anyone he leeches over. We moved on to try and enjoy ourselves before my wife passed out. Then we got the hell out of there for once we realized what was going on and once she was able to walk. If you like the idea of possibly getting molested and or raped by a sleazy club owner who has a pension for Southeast Asian strippers, this place is definitely for you. All right, we've got a long, long response from the owner here. And my gut is telling me, read this whole fucking thing. It is, guys, I cannot tell you how long this response is.

And I think we're going to read it. All right, guys, we got time. John with the rebuttal. Thanks for coming out to Club J-O-I. Clearly from your view, I somehow offended you. I apologize for whatever it was. It's confusing because you call me both Adonis and Bill Cosby. How could I be both?

I can 100% guarantee I did not drug your wife. I have never drugged anyone I find the idea an accusation repulsive I have never raped anyone This false accusation is defamation of character It needs to be removed

If I was talking to an Asian girl You were interested in I'm sorry I wasn't trying to block you I would have happily introduced you to her And her husband Side note Just because she's dressed sexy Doesn't make her a stripper

I make an effort to greet all our guests. I usually fall short of that, but I'm glad I at least made time to meet you. I'm sure I shook your hand and introduced myself before touching your wife's arm. I spoke to you confidently because I did nothing wrong. Not sure how you make the jump from touching an arm to calling me a rapist. That's quite a leap and outright slander. Repeat business is essential to success. Friendly management and staff are important.

We put a ton of work into putting on these events. That's why our members keep coming back. Some of the people I hug, Brohugs included, are couples who have been coming to Club J-O-I for five, six, seven, maybe even eight years. Some come every weekend. That would not happen if I was sleazy or drugged our guests.

In fact, couples always say how much more comfortable Club J-O-I is than a regular club. There are no single guys. Everyone has agreed to the rules. They're all friendly and respectful. If you leave your lady alone to go to the restroom, you don't have a bunch of single guys hitting on her when you get back.

If there's a couple talking with her, they're waiting to meet you. The truth? The only thing we supply with your Incheons fee is soft drinks, juices, bottles, and sodas and bottled water. I never make drinks.

Not even for myself. Everyone knows that. They see me standing in line. No one makes drinks under the counter. If they did, why would you drink it? The idea is ridiculous. I don't know why anyone would ever give someone tranquilizers. Sex is only good if your partner is excited.

In a lifestyle club, it's totally pointless. There are plenty of people to play with. If someone is not interested, you could simply move on. Even if you did drug a lady, her husband is right there to protect her. If both passed out, other guests would report it and security would step in. All our members know the rules and watch out for each other. And the play area is, if a lady says stop, everyone backs her up. The ladies know the rules and know they have the power.

At this event, security reported received no reports of anyone passed out. We did not have to wake anyone or remove anyone for sleeping. There were no reports of illegal drug use. No complaints, no confrontations. As usual, everyone walked out under their own power. Date rape has never happened at Club JoI. Not even in your story. Crazy call just before this event.

During a phone interview, this guy, was it James? Asked about roofies being used at the club. I told him it's unheard of at lifestyle clubs. In 15 years in the lifestyle and 8 years managing Club J-O-I, I've never seen it happen. He went on to tell me that the week before at a country western bar with friends, they were all given roofies because the cowboys were trying to steal their girls. Totally bizarre story.

as if you'll pass out. Then Bucky and the boys Ben the girls over at the mechanical bull? Sorry if I'm wrong, but that was you, wasn't it? The call and review were within three days. Same language, same scenario. We felt really sleepy, then got up and got the hell out of there. In eight years, it's never mentioned.

Then you, then the call and review within three days, I'm 99% sure that was you on the phone. This sounds like the hangover movie. If this is happening to you every week. Everywhere you go, maybe you should do some soul searching. Is your wife taking new medication? Does she just get really sleepy after midnight? Are you hanging out with Zach Gallofanacus?

One, this is for sure. I did not drug anyone. Refuse to spend money here or bring anyone until the racist owner and security is switched. literally followed me and my boyfriend around the party watching us like a pervert. Very, very disappointed at customer service. Took years to get back to us despite having book and stuff. Forget it. Food equals Chinese.

Yes. Every time. Good to put some food in your belly after all that alcohol. Service equals stellar. Make sure you tip so bring some cash. The bar line can be long depending on the number of people showing up. All right. Hello, I moved to LA a month ago.

I would like to know this place very much, but I am single and I would not like to go alone. I am very excited to go to this place soon. Good stuff. Service is great, smiles all around. Great time if you go with your buds. Only bad part about this place is myself because I live far away from this place, so I can't visit this place often. But whenever I am around this area, it's fun of new. Club. Alright, we got another

one here, guys. This place is called Slammer. Don't go. I would rename Slammer, the island of lost souls. Zero appeal, zero interest. I was surprised

they asked me for proof of COVID vaccination. After most places stopped asking ages ago, about as depressing a mob as he could find. Pergatory would be preferable to a stent in this hell hole. To the people complaining that they refused entry, all I can say is you were the fortunate

ones. I don't mind paying $45 cover in parking, but the cost excludes the majority of their possible client's hell, especially college-age students. Walked up to come in, and the front desk made jokes about assumptions that I was a virgin and that I needed to smile. When the joke made me uncomfortable and I didn't response, he repeated I needed to smile over again twice. It put me out of the mood to be social and just left shortly after coming in won't be coming back. The worst business practices of any business I've ever encountered.

I just purchased a five-month membership three days ago and I can't seem to find my card. They offer no recourse besides purchasing a new five-month membership three days' last. later. A driver's license and a credit card receipt in my name from three days ago isn't enough. I mean, charge a few dollars card replacement fee, but to offer no other option than the purchase after five-month membership three days after my initial five-month membership purchase? Ridiculous. This place is just awful. Root employees at front counter always copping attitude. It's dirty and smells. Really bad clientele is horrible. Cash only overpriced and they play smells awful.

Also no parking ring available in a super ghetto area too. If there was a hell for gay men, this place would be it. There must have been a discount for the ugliest scum LA has because it seemed they were all there that night. Very few people under 30. Most had faces swollen and pockmarks on their skin. This is a really good one. I don't think there was one single HIV negative person there that night.

These guys didn't seem to care about their health either. Everyone looked sick or zombie-like as if high on meth or Tina. Meth or Tina. There was only one halfway attractive. They let anyone in and their crowd has suffered. Oh, there was no one even halfway attractive. They let anyone in and their crowd has suffered as a result. We'll never pay what they charge in order to see this kind of crowd.

I was extremely disappointed. The one in Fort Lauderdale is much better. Please save your money. Otherwise, use condoms for everything, including kissing and sucking. You will definitely catch something here if you don't. But in kissing and sucking. I have to check on odors for a quick. He's yelling at me.

Funny that they require proof of vaccination. I showed them my mother. card and I got in anyways. And La Mayo, they just want the money. Speaking of vaccination, this is the place where monkey pox and coronavirus are spreading rapidly.

I would call the Department of Health to shut down this place. A review from the same day. My friend who frequent this establishment contracted monkey pox from this place last week, so I am giving heads up to my brothers to be careful,

cautious of the sex club while monkeypox circulating in there. I have been in Slammer a few times, and I must say that this place is a super spreader for COVID and monkey pox. I wonder why L.A. Health Department does not shut it down. The fact that they can only open five nights a week and must close two nights a week does not help incurbing the disease. Are there any private rooms with a glory hole so no one can see it?

And can I come as a guest to suck? guy was left out as a review a two-star review doesn't seem like he'd been no I don't like it lots of old guys and place are small I will visit one more time maybe it was not a good day can you get hook up in there

seems interesting and I think it wouldn't be a bad option as you can tell by the reviews you either love it or hate it It is what it is A sex club, not a dress shop Men go for men Sorry if you're offended

Just stay home and jack off When my close friend Told me there was a place Where dudes can let loose I was like What? There is Finally A safe space where dudes can be dudes Thanks slamer

P.S. Are you open on Thanksgiving? I need to get it away from my bitch-ass wife always nagging. Kurt, are you going to Slammer again? Why, yes I am. And you know what? Maybe this time I won't be coming back.

If I could move into Slammer, I would. L.O.O. Waiting. Until then, must control my hunger. I go by full name. Email. Then this guy has this full email, which has his full name.

He's also posting this under his full real name. Perfect. I absolutely love this place Being new I came in very nervous Yet so Absolutely excited of what was inside For me to wrap my eager

Lips around Yummy The staff was incredibly sweet And gave me the entire rundown Of how the place works Every time I got lost They were more than happy to point me in the right direction All I can say is

This place is an absolute paradise I wore just a sweatshirt and of course no bottoms and was able to feel comfortable and I roamed the wonderful dark halls of passion my manhood pounding and my ever so eager mouth watering I felt so free as I approached to each potential mate gently rubbing his bulge and asking if I may

nine times out of ten the answer was yes and I eagerly went to work sucking caressing rubbing and enjoying my dirty actions and thirsting for the moment his rich seaman would burst into my mouth. All of my oral encounters were so nice, and my guys were so nice and not to mention very cute and well-grown. It was very easy to find three guys who share my same sexual desires through the night, who took me in their mouth and gave me the most wonderful pleasure I have ever experienced. I'm totally hooked on the slamer and will be there as much as possible.

All in all, paradise. XO. XO. XO. XO. XO. XO. Guys. Another one. I would go here again 100 times. Outreges people. Reageous people. Wow. I give five stars because it's the best place for uninhibited, masculine, man-on-man action in L.A. The few bars left in Silver Lake It becomes schmooze bars

Not cruise bars Monday to Wednesday Slammer can be slow But still the best place To get your rocks off Thursday to Sunday With little patience You can hook up with a guy or guys

As hot as any you've ever been with Especially if you're in good shape and masculine Often there are super hot total pigs From muscle bears To young jocks Taking all comers You just have to find them If you have hangups about race or age, this is not the place for you.

It's very diverse. No one is going to force you to have sex with someone that's not your type, so you can still be cool with everyone unless you have some kind of insecurity problem. Of course, Slammer could be better. It used to be better before L.A. guys got so boring and conservative and obsessed with their phones. It'd be nice if the owner was still into it and did something to really promote the place. Like hire some hot porn guys to promote the place. put on a show and hang out once a month,

advertise it, you know? They do put quite a bit of work into rearranging the space occasionally, which, frankly, does nothing to attract people. If you can't handle that the staff doesn't behave like Mary Poppins when you check in, maybe you head back to WeHo where you belong. They're cool guys and very responsible to help if there's a problem. The main reason I hear for guys avoiding sex clubs is It's not clean.

I guess that means you never leave the house because much worse is the cat, a dog, cat, bird poop you find on any street park beach where there's also disposed diapers, etc. They do make the rounds cleaning up. I've never had a problem.

Pay attention and you can avoid the rare spurt of lube or cum someone didn't clean up. Man up. Give it a try. Unlike driving for 40, five minutes for one online hookup if a guy doesn't turn out to what you want to be like you can hang out watch some porn and the guys walk him by until you find what you do want some guys just come to watch the group action in the big rooms some just want to give head and joe some want a pig gangbank

some want a little kink it's mostly guys in street clothes or shirtless more jocks straps leather fetish gear are always good to see express yourself Don't be shy. Life's too short for that. I have been there in my semi-feminine persona and loved it. I am a bitch of a sort, so this is a nice place. Love the glory holes in darkness. I think some of these reviews are phony. Different people using the same phrases, so...

Let me set the record straight. This place is hot. I'm from NYC, and we don't have anything like it. I want to move. If you're into oral sex, this is the place. It was Candyland. I was in there on a Saturday night and around 11, stayed to 1.30, didn't want to leave.

I was in an altered state the whole time. Well, guys, I think that's enough strip club reviews for one time. You know, it's not the same doing it without Jake, but still a pretty good subcategory of, things you can talk about on a podcast. Jake will be back on Tuesday. He just

has a stressful move and stuff going on this week. And also he check out the video episode he just did with Jared Moore. And check them out on the road. They're doing, in August they're doing a show in Florida. So check that out on Jake's page. Guys, I'm trying to get a New York show set up, and I'm having some difficulty, just the whole organization of it.

So I'm sorry, I know I've been saying that for like two years, but I promise I'm putting out feelers and stuff. It's, uh, you know, it's hard running a venue and stuff. I get it. But, um, just give me the lie. Just give me the lie. But it's okay. Hope you guys have a blessed weekend. And I hope life's treating you all right. I know it's rough out there.

Yeah, for a pin when you're trying to get the money for the rent. Okay, so let's cut the music. Okay, now I can focus. Because it's up for a shrill. When you're tight, jet, time, when you're eating on steak, and it's... Then, get the super-durf combo with us, and you grill. because you're eating all the food with your friends Say it's hard out here for a shrimp

Eating stuff and turf with your friends Wait, okay It's hard for the steak in the shrimp When Thomas having lunch with his friends You got the seafood and you got the beef Hanging out with friends eating with your teeth It says hard out here for For cheese

When your mouse is trying to eat it We're up and pull it up at sleep At the mouse supermarket and you leave Trying to get a big bag of cheese Oh yeah That's why they pay this big bucks Oh yeah I'm loving it

All right I hope you guys have an awesome week Um Stay up, stay black, do your thing, all right? Peace Thank you.