Picky Boys Podcast - 1 HAS TO GO!!! with Keith Santagato - Picky Boys Podcast #269

Episode Date: April 1, 2023

NEW MERCH ➡️ - https://pickyboys-shop.fourthwall.com/ ⬅️ On today's episode, Antonio & JT are joined by the one and only Keith Santagato! Today they're playing "one has to go", a game where you're given 4 options and you have to pick one to get rid of...easier said than done. Let us know some of your choices in the comments down below! Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/pickyboys Twitch - https://www.twitch.tv/pickyboysstreaming Make sure to check out all of the guests on today's episode: JT - https://www.instagram.com/jtholden97/ Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.instagram.com/dannyiswatching/ Picky Boys Podcast - https://www.instagram.com/pickyboyspodcast/ #pickyboys #269

you gotta be careful because we have the star of super bad right here i was gonna say super bad people say people compare me to michael cera for every inch of my life if i just launched 20 poland spring gallons of water at you like you might die one's gotta go coke sprite ginger ale orange soda no i think i got rid of steve carell man no there's more range with him Okay, one of us has to go. Me, Danny, and JT. Welcome back to the Picky Boys podcast. Danny's gone, so we invited...

This guy. Key. Key. We're going to play a game today. It's called One Has to Go. We're going to have four options, and you guessed it. One has to go. Okay.

Real quick. The reason we chose Keith is because we wanted to replace Danny's mustache with a far superior mustache. Far superior mustache. Far superior. I mean, it's up there. Me and JT are rocking the Picky Boys merch. If you want some, pickyboys.com.

Diamond tier members of the Patreon get 15% off. You buy a few items of clothing, you use the code, it pays for a month itself. Bada bing. I'll put it, Jason will put it right here. Jason edits these, by the way.

The options are masturbation, binging shows, junk food, and sleeping in. One has to go. I have mine. What's yours? It's probably an unpopular opinion.

are you gonna say masturbation no oh that would be the most unpopular i do that shit like too much a day but um i want to thank you did you wash your hands no i did not did you wash your hands i don't know um i'm gonna do sleeping in just because you can do all three of those more i don't think are you gonna get rid of sleeping in i think the obvious one is binging shows right i don't sleep in he doesn't watch i don't sleep in though well it's not that it's you can still watch any show you want you just have to i don't know watch it one episode a day or something right you can't you can't sit there and binge multiple episodes and so what binging shows like after you've watched two episodes like you just can't anymore like your eyes shut off

yeah i don't know you go into a coma yeah you just can't i guess i'll choose binging shows. I think I'm also choosing binging shows. You're not sleeping. No, I'm not. I like sleeping. All these are great self-improvement things to just cut out anyway. That's true.

Masturbation, I mean, come on. You can masturbate a little bit. Drink yourself off, guys. God doesn't hate you for it. Come on. It's a lie. So one has to go. Oh, sheesh. Communication. Uh-huh. Honesty. Uh-huh.

Intimacy or respect. One of those has to go. Oh, my God. Hold on. You got to repeat that just one more time? Communication. Okay. I'll be honest.

I think that one's a wash. Can't get rid of that one. Communication, honesty, intimacy, respect. One has to go. Okay. Does this just mean it's gone from the world or like it's gone from me? Let's just say it's gone from the world. Oh, let's go respect.

Fuck it. Everything, nothing gets respect anymore. Hell yeah, dude. Respect? you just go in chaos I mean you definitely need intimacy I can't do it

you definitely need communication definitely I agree I can't get rid of communication those two you can't get rid of

respect I agree with you on and then honest yo to be honest I feel like honesty the level there is a lot there's like a lot more

leeway there than there is for respect you know because I can't respect you and then want to communicate with you and want to fucking

be intimate with you or anything like that, you know what I'm saying? So you can't respect the people you're intimate with? So, I guess you're into hate fucking or something. Like, what's going on? Dude, if honesty's gone, if honesty's gone, isn't communication

gone? How did you flip that on me? I thought you were in the wrong there. I'm not in the wrong. You said you can't respect the people you're intimate with. Like, if respect is all gone from that person, you know? Oh, okay. I get what you're saying. Like, how am I supposed to be intimate with that person?

to be fair if you get rid of honesty see but then you it's like almost but people lie all the time i think then communication's gone if you get rid of honesty communicate does everything you cannot say anything that's true right everything you say would have to be a lie right but if that's the case then you also know it's a lie so you could kind of flip it's like it's like talking in negatives yeah but if it's like if you ask me a question and i'm like oh this guy is this guy the sky's blue right so I have to go oh the sky is green

like you don't necessarily communication's gone you're right you don't know that it's blue you could say the sky you just have to add not to everything

but if you get rid of intimacy I'm going with honesty the population get rid of honesty who gives a shit get rid of respect no more respecting institutions no more respecting people

no more respecting anyone anything yeah well hold on to your valuables because they're gonna get stolen eh fuck it I'm gonna get rid of communication we'll just do like

we'll just you know what I don't wanna hear any of your fucking You know what? Too many people complain. That'll get it to stop. Communication for me.

Technically, it will. This one might be a little hard for JT, but Keith, I'm with you here. One's Gotta Go. Anchorman, super bad. The Hangover and Dumb and Dumber. One's Gotta Go. Oh, fuck. This one's actually hard.

See, look. A lot of people aren't going to really like my answer here. Dumb and Dumber is a classic. Yeah, be careful, because we have the star of Superbad right here. I was going to say Superbad. People compare me to Michael Cera for every inch of my life. I don't know why. Superbad, really, over The Hangover?

I think get rid of Anchorman. See, but The Hangover was very original as well, with how the whole thing went. Superbad is just more of two kids in high school and just playing off of dumb shit that all high school kids think about. That's all it is. The most relatable story ever. That's a good point.

But that's all it is. Hangover is everybody gets drunk, everybody does this, everybody does that, but they just go throughout this whole elaborate, crazy story. I think the only one you can't get rid of here is Dumb and Dumber. Dumb and Dumber you can't get rid of. You're going to get rid of that? No, I would probably pick Hangover. But if I had to pick another, it would be Dumb and Dumber.

Oh, man. I don't think you get rid of Dumb and Dumber. I'm getting rid of Superbad. Anchorman in my own head right now is flipping on me. I think I'm getting rid of The Hangover as well, actually. I think I'm flipping. I watched The Hangover this year for the first time. Or like within the past year.

Well, it was for the first time. And I thought it was funny. But it wasn't anywhere near the level of Superbad, I think. Look, I just didn't think Superbad was just... It just didn't really do it for me. Fair enough. It was just normal, it was literally just normal shit. Fair enough, fair enough.

Never got the ID taken away, like, or, like, fucking went to a party and shit, you know? Like, that's, it's always, like, that's a normal thing. Yeah, I see what you're saying. I mean, besides the fact of hanging out with the cops, like, that was just, everything else is just fucking normal shit. I get that, and also on the side of, like, if a high schooler was going to make a comedy movie, it would be that, right? It's like the most relatable thing to a high schooler. I don't... I think I'm still tossing the hangover.

I have a connection to Superbad and Michael Cera, spiritually. Okay. Jim Carrey's filmography, Ben Stiller's filmography, Steve Carell's filmography, or Seth Rogen's filmography. So the list of all their movies. Okay. Give or take. What's Ben Stiller's filmography?

Oh, it's Meet the Fockers. It's like that whole series. It's Dodgeball. Zoolander. Zoolander. Okay. All right. Never mind.

Forget it. No, no. Jim Carrey and Ben Stiller, those are the locks. I'm keeping those. And then what's the other two again? Steve Carell and Seth Rogen. Steve Carell is mad shit. Four-year-old virgin.

He cannot be Steve Carell, yeah. So Seth Rogen's going, you're saying? Seth Rogen, 100%. What does he have, Robot Chicken? No, he has all his movies. He has The Boys. He has... What is it?

The End of the World. This is the end? This is the end. I don't think that's holding him up. That's like the only one I've... Well, if you're going to Superbad, then no. No, no, no. You know what?

So this is the end. Bye. See you later. No, this is the end. Fine, whatever. He wrote his own destiny with that movie. I don't care about that one. If you have to get rid of Superbad now, I'm worried.

I think I'd get rid of Steve Carell. No. I think I'd get rid of Steve Carell, man. No. There's more range with him than there is with Seth Rogen. Name five things Steve Carell did. Seeking a friend for the end of the world. Crazy stupid love.

40-year-old virgin. Evan Almighty. That one. The sequel to Bruce Almighty. That one does not count. Oh, yes, it does. That's not good enough to put on a top five of Steve Carell's filmography. Just say The Office, Dick.

No, well, filmography. This means TV shows, too? No, no, this means movies. No, it has to be. It's his body of work. And Dinner for Schmucks. And also fucking Anchorman. Anchorman.

That's six really good movies. You can't do Steve Carell. I think I actually, I know you're going to hate me for this, I think you're going to go with Jim Carrey. Oh, no way. I think you're going to go with Jim Carrey. No, you're bugging me. The Grinch?

Ace Ventura? Oh. I'm just saying. Oh. Oh, I'm sorry. So you liked Ben Stiller's work over Jim Carrey's? No, no, no. He's just being a hater in his Piggy Boy's fucking new merch.

Wait, no, no. Don't make fun of it. The merch is great. The merch is great. I didn't make fun of the merch. I mentioned the merch. You made fun of the man in the merch. The only thing good about you right now is that merch.

No, no, no. I think you can get rid of Jim Carrey. And Seth Rogen, you're fucking lucky that Superbad saved your bitch ass. Yo, Jim Carrey on that list is number one. It's number one. What did you guys even name? Ace Ventura and the Grinch? RB12?

What's going on here? Well, first of all, you used Evan Almighty. I'll use Bruce Almighty, which is way better. Or Liar Liar. Liar Liar, yes, man. Rom-com, yes. It's good. Liar the Cable Guy.

That was really good. Haven't seen it. What have you seen? I've seen the actual Liar the Cable Guy. The Tomator Guy? Does he play the guy in Cars? Where are we going with this? I think so.

Does he not? That would make sense. All right, whatever. We're moving on. Oh, God. One's got to go. Your thumbs, your eyebrows, your ears, or your big toes? I'm going eyebrows.

Fuck them. I can paint them on. I can paint those motherfuckers. What about your big toes? I mean, people don't see them. You need them for balance. Yeah, but you've got a prosthetic, right? All right, sorry I'm not running marathons.

Guess what? Not doing that either. It doesn't matter. First of all. Hold on. This man's shaking the whole table. No, it's all right. who is giving you prosthetic toes?

Big toes. Amazon, black market. That's a good point. How much do you think that's going to cost? Definitely around, like, two, three hundred bucks. That's not bad. You think it's only two, three hundred dollars for a big toe? I think they have a fake big toe that you just strap to your other toes.

I'll make one. I'll use a 3D printer. I'll make you one. Don't worry. Thank you. I appreciate it. Personally, I'm going eyebrows, though. Eyebrows are so weird.

Dude, his eyebrows are a thousand percent. It's definitely not thumbs or ears. One, they grow back, even if those fuckers don't grow back. Little fucking, little paint sesh. Little Sharpie? Little paint sesh. All right, you convinced me. I'll go eyebrows.

Fine. You happy? A big toe. Oh, okay. One's got to go. Oh, good. Oh, yeah? An alien invasion.

I picked that one. A yearly purge. Okay. Oh, my God. Robots become aware for six months of winter every year. I mean, that's kind of fucking New York City anyway, but yeah. No. It's decent weather here.

Six months of winter? I mean, this year? Wait, whatever I pick, all the other ones happen? I guess that's true. Oh, my God. So you've got to pick the worst one. Winter. No?

You're getting rid of winter, but you want aliens to come, yearly purge, and robots to become aware, but no winter for six months? Oh, wait. That's your plan? I'm an idiot. No, no, no, I totally forgot, I totally forgot, I'm sorry, it's my bad. You can't do a yearly purge.

All right, hold on, not at all. I'm going Alien Invasion just because I don't know how strong the aliens are actually going to be, you know? Like, think of, what's it called, the Tom Cruise movie. War of the Worlds. Yeah, War of the Worlds. Got it. They were... That wasn't great.

It was a pretty good movie for its time. No, I'm saying the aliens. It wasn't a great problem. Yeah, like obviously they fucked off towards the end, but they were ridiculously strong. There was no countering them, nothing. I mean, there was. All you had to do was sneeze on them.

Spoiler alert. They got our diseases. Yeah, it was nice. Disease from like the soil and shit. All you have to do is sneeze on them. Whatever. I feel like the Independence Day is scarier. Yeah, okay.

I think you got to get rid of... I think if I get rid of the yearly purge, the robots becoming aware will help me with the alien invasion. I think the yearly purge is easy. Robots becoming aware. What does it say? Robots becoming aware. It doesn't necessarily say that they're going to like Skynet us.

Yeah, but yeah, they didn't really get into the whole thing of what they're actually doing. You know what? You know what? Clearly my timeline was the worst. Yeah. I'm just getting rid of the six months of winter. Yeah, yeah. At least with all this shit happening, it'll be sunny.

Yeah. At least. And it'll be a quick ending. Yeah. A quick guess. Clearly, whatever I was born into, I'm the worst at it. I'm in a pool and a robot takes me out. Yeah.

Yeah. An alien invasion caused a yearly purge, which caused robots to become aware. All right. Let's go. Let's get rid of winter. Let's get rid of winter. Let's just go nuts. Fuck it all.

One's got to go. Coke, Sprite, ginger ale, orange soda. This one's easy for me. I'm going to go orange soda just because it has the most sugar. I agree 1,000% with the orange soda. That's not why. I think orange soda sucks. No, no, no.

Orange soda is very good tasting. Very good tasting. But that shit has like 90 grams of fucking sugar in there. You're basically drinking sugar. No, they have like 42, 46. Orange soda is terrible. Ginger Ale has the least amount of sugar out of the ones you named. I think you're wrong.

Look it up. What do I win? One kiss? Maybe. Okay. I'll go Coke. Oh, no, he's right. Orange soda is almost double in all their sugars.

Oh, my God. Ginger Ale only lost to Coke by three grams. I won. I'll take that as a win. I fucking won. I didn't look up Sprite to keep it ambiguous. You think Sprite's beating that shit? One's got to go.

Earthquakes, tornadoes, tsunamis, hurricanes. One's got to go. What kills the most people? I'll just make that. What is it? Earthquakes? Tsunamis are scary, though. Tsunamis are so scary.

They're so scary. But probably hurricanes kill the most people, right? No. Oh, no. Earthquakes, right? Earthquakes definitely do, depending on how high they are in the Richter. All right. Back to your thing from before, though.

Isn't a tsunami caused by an earthquake? It is, but that has to be offshore. Yeah, there could be an onshore earthquake. Insured earthquake. Oh, my God. No, no, no, but you're right there. Yeah, 100%. We'll get rid of the earthquakes.

We'll get rid of those. Yeah, definitely. Yeah, I agree with that. Tsunamis are so scary. yeah yeah but like he said you get rid of earthquakes you never have tsunamis so now you you if you get rid of earthquakes you get rid of tsunamis you're gaming the system here keith i like it unless godzilla is fucking trying to fight a muto that's true godzilla's not on in the goddamn city what do you think scarier the a 50 foot wave or a hundred foot wave or the earth

splitting open um probably a hundred foot wave just because every one gallon of water is 8.8 pounds uh or is it 8.2 pounds something like that just imagine that i just think it's destroying everything in its path the concept of a tsunami is is just so scary plus if it doesn't kill you it's drowning you which is killing you it's killing you anyway well i'm saying like initially you know like i'm not falling into the hole or i'm not under debris for an earthquake a tsunami is either going to kill me on impact from its sheer force coming at me or i'm just gonna drown over time yeah dude imagine i just launched somehow like if even just 20 if i just launched 20 Poland Spring gallons of water

at you, you might die. I think I could survive 20 gallons of Poland Spring. If I was launching them at 50 miles per hour at you? Okay, well now we're adding a lot of speed. How fast do you think tsunamis go? Is it the plastic gallons you're throwing at me, or just the liquid?

No, this is a patron thing. This is a goal. We'll test this out. JT can throw the big water jugs at 50 miles an hour. This is a patron goal. I'm not throwing them. Mother Nature is. Well, that's scary. She has hell of an arm, Mother Nature.

Oh, yeah. That's terrifying. Big time. Okay. One's got to go. Jason, Freddie, Michael Myers, and Leatherface. One's got to go. I'm just so...

I don't really know the choices. Me neither. After that, but I really thought you were going the picky boys. Like everyone that's involved in it. Oh, I would love to ask him that. Oh, my God. You just set yourself on the spot. You just set yourself on the spot.

All right. One of us has got to go. So Antonio, JT, Danny, and Martin, all from the Picky Boys. Osh. Two of us are here right now. I want that to be said. I understand. See, but I'm going to go like the real soft route.

It's going to be Martin just because he's not really on the show. Okay. One of us has to go. Me, Danny, and JT. I'm going to go Danny just from – hold on. Because he's not here. Hold on. Hold on.

I'm going to go Danny because in light of if there was a zombie apocalypse, he would murder us just because he thought we were murdering him when that wasn't even a thought. That's true. All right, one's got to go, me or JT. Now we're here. You did this. I'm going JT. Fuck yeah. I love it.

I'm going JT. You're a hero. Antonio just won the game of Survivor. I won the game of Survivor. I was last voted off the island. I love you, Keith. I don't even have a great answer for it. I'm sorry.

That's all right. No, he's just on vibes. He likes me more, man. He likes me more. Let's still collab on Twitch and shit. Yeah, let's still party. Okay, one's got to go. Fries, a baked potato, mashed potatoes, hash browns.

Oh, fuck. Let me just say, you belong in an institution if you pick fries. Okay, that's fair. That's a fair assessment. All right, look. In my eyes... It's in between two here. In my eyes, it's between baked potato...

Mm-hmm. What's the other one? Say it. And mashed potatoes. You stupid bitch. What are you talking about? It's in between baked potato and hash browns for sure. Hash?

Yes. Hash browns? Hash browns, Keith. You don't like some hash? You've never had really good... Have you had good hash browns? And I ain't talking home fries. I'm talking hash browns.

I think I've had good hash browns. I don't know. What's a good hash brown? See, the fact that I can't even think of what a good hash... I have had good mashed potatoes. I've had great mashed potatoes. You're describing hash browns as good. I've had great mashed potatoes.

No, no, no. We're talking normal shit. We're not adding garlic and shit like that to it. Are we? No, I think it's all forms of it are gone. So it's all forms. If you include fries, you have to include shoestring fries, which are the worst ones. Or parmesan truffle.

You like those? Oh, my God. I think the clear answer we can all agree on here is baked potato. Focus on the enemy, gentlemen. Come on. If you want me to talk like Danny, a baked potato is like a blank canvas. No, no, no. baked potato is so fucking irish but i am irish i love a baked potato i do i actually uh when i

used to work in the city there used to be a food truck that had um they spent literally they specialized in baked potatoes that was right outside my school oh my fucking god every single one of those i would be like dude just just throw it at me i'd just throw it on my face i'll sit on it right now dude they would have like you could put like grilled chicken in it or like Like, teriyaki chicken, a butter, fucking cheese. It was so good. Is the place still around? It's probably across the street from Baruch's, though.

But literally, it was like, like I said, I'll give my Danny answer. A baked potato is like a blank canvas. You could paint a beautiful picture on that, baby. So, yeah, like, if you look at it that way, like, again, it's very far-fetched because it has, like, a fucking food truck for it. But, oh, my God. You can literally put anything on a potato and it's that good because the potato doesn't have that much to it. I am going to say that I'll put the cheating hammer down. I'll say that's cheating.

I still think it's baked potato. You can't just add like a salad on your baked potato and say, oh, it's a baked potato still. You know what I'm saying? Even though. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 100% he's right. Yeah, yeah. I think it's baked potato.

That food truck is so fucking good. Oh, it's so good, dude. I almost didn't go back to work after that one. It's like, I just want to stay here. Just feel like a potato. No, no, no. Like, I ate it, and then afterwards, I was like, fuck. Fuck it.

I'll just go home. Like, who gives a shit? I won today. I won. That is a great way to end the day. I won the day. It would only go down from here. I might as well stop.

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Yeah. All right. I guess we could... Let's end on this one. All right. One's got to go. Pens, pencils, markers, crayons.

Ooh. I think there's two locks here. There's two locks. I mean, pen's a lock. I think crayons and pens are a lock. I love crayons. Crayons are a lock? Just because, man.

Get rid of the crayon. No, no, no. You're thinking about. Sorry. No, you're good. No, go ahead. You're passionate about it. I got a little.

No, no. I want to hear it. I want to hear it. You're way more passionate than me. Crayon. He loves. I said crayon. He loves crayon.

Crayon. Crayon. You're coloring something. Yes. It's so fucking just peaceful. Oh, so much peace. Especially if you have anxiety or something. It's literally just something so much about just coloring something in.

And you go, holy fuck, I feel like I accomplished something today. Guys, what are we doing? That's what I feel like with the crayon. I'm sorry. What are we doing, guys? That's just literally what I feel like with the crayon. It's just crayon. You know, you're being real selfish to a kid, JT.

When was the last time you used a crayon? When I was a child. Exactly. When was the last time you? Actually, there was one time where I couldn't find a pen or a pencil, when I used a red-blue crayon. Wouldn't you rather have had a pen or pencil? It's a purple crayon.

I used it a couple weeks ago. Yeah, but I have a... You thought your taxes with it? You look like someone who would like... No, because I have a coloring book that I got from a while ago. It's called Go Fuck Yourself. Love that.

It's called a Go Fuck Yourself coloring book. I thought he was just coming at me. Yeah, he's like, go fuck yourself. No, no, no. Yeah, I have this coloring book. It's called Go Fuck Yourself. No, it's not that, but it's literally called

Go Fuck Yourself Coloring Book. It's called Go Fuck Yourself JT, you stupid bitch. Yeah, there's some great pictures in there. It's very descriptive. I don't know why I said that, but yeah. But yeah,

I colored one of those pages. Honestly, pencils can go. No. Markers. No, but yo. You're just using a pencil today to make this table, dude.

Actually, I use an Expo marker. No, I saw you use a pencil. I used an Expo marker. It was blue. I could show you. Martin will tell you. No, you need pencils per construction. You got to be able to mark little lines and stuff.

If there was no pencil, there would be no buildings. Yeah, unless you're doing like a chalk line on shit. Chalk. Chalk's not on here, though. No, I understand what I'm saying. I think you'd be able to. Chalk line, it's an alternative for what he was saying. You're being real selfish to young JT.

Like, the first 12 years of your life, you were a crayon boy. No, I never liked crayons as a form of coloring. Crayons is 100% off my ass. A crayon did get me in trouble once. What, did you stick it in your ass? No, that was the only reason I'm picking crayons. It was a... Some kids in middle school were melting them in the radiator

and then threw it on the floor and I stepped on it and I dragged a whole little line of green crayon all the way to my desk and my teacher followed it all the way to me and blamed me and I got in trouble. Just because of a fucking crayon. Dude, you're a fucking asshole. Blame my shoe, blame the crayon. I'm not taking responsibility.

Oh, wait, I never picked one I don't like. Oh, yeah, what do you got? Nah, I'm not picking markers. for the sole reason of scratching sniff. Sorry. That's sniff. That's stickers. No, no, no.

There's markers where you can smell them. Keith, are you getting high off markers? Is that why? Wait, so then what are you picking? This is an intervention. No, I'm kidding. We set this whole thing up for the... No, fucking there's markers that you can use

and they have a smell to them, like watermelon, cinnamon, licorice. like shit like that i believe that's why you're picking crayons sweeping crayons what are you picking to go was it it's a pen pencil marker you know what i say fuck pens you know why i say fuck it was a lock a second up i'm going back on my thing the reason i'm saying fuck pens is because permanent the amount yes fucking idiots you can't erase it yeah well there's erasable pens but that might as well be a pencil let's be real that's what i'm saying that's just a pen Fuck that shit.

I was about to combine pen and pencil. Got pencil again. I mean, there is white out. There's a lot of bullshit. White out is the stupidest fucking thing. But now there's just so much extra work. It's like, yo, I could use a pencil, use the eraser. Oh, fuck.

I didn't mean that on the Scantron. You know what? I agree. You know what? Fuck pens. Fuck pens, dude. Fuck pens. You can't erase pens.

There's a shit about pens. All right. Last one, actually. One's got to go. Resident Evil series. Okay. Call of Duty series. Tomb Raider series, Mario series.

All right, look, you're... I mean, I feel like this is a no fucking brainer. Yeah. Should we get rid of it? One of them doesn't belong with the other. All right, hold on. We all say it at the same time. I think we were all on the same page.

Three, two, one. Tomb Raider. I thought you were going to say Mario and fucking flip a button. All right. Yo, it's 100% Tomb Raider. All right, so let's replace Tomb Raider with something. Let's make this a little better. What was it?

Resident Evil, Call of Duty, Mario. Elder Scrolls? See, the problem is, I feel like... It's only one series. And I feel like as soon as you... It's a lot of DLC. No, I don't like this because... Wait, what do you mean?

There's five Elder Scrolls games. There's six if you count the online one. What, Fallout? Fallout series? You could do Fallout. I feel like as soon as you replace Tomb Raider, Resident Evil's going, and I don't agree with that answer.

Resident Evil wasn't that good until they got to probably fucking, what, five? Don't say four. No, they probably got to like five or six, Well, I think the popular opinion is it didn't get good until 4, because 4 is when it became like a... You're not just like... You're not...

Yeah, you're not... Well, it's not even that. It's just... There are so many zombies in the fucking game, and it takes so many bullets to kill one of them. And I don't have that many bullets. Well, it's supposed to be hard, Keith. Yeah, I...

It's supposed to be challenging. I fucking know, okay? I fucking know. I'm sorry you weren't good at Resident Evil, Keith. And that's... It... It really turned me off. I didn't even play.

So you're picking Resident Evil? No. No? No. One's got to go. What was the series again? Resident Evil series, Call of Duty series, Fallout series, Mario series. Sort of Fallout series, too.

Call of Duty and Mario's a lock, right? Those two are locks. You're going to get rid of Mario, you stupid fuck, aren't you? No, no, no, no, no. What? Are you kidding me? I love Mario. I was thinking about getting rid of COD.

The only thing COD's good for to me is zombies. See, look, COD... But it has zombies. Hold on. Yeah, I know. But, like, COD definitely has a thing of, like, get rid of it if it's the past, like, four CODs that came out. Series.

Series. I understand. The whole thing. I understand. Do you? Yes. The last four were bad. The last four were horrific.

Apparently the newest one's pretty good now. You guys might not even be thinking about the same game. You're like, oh, the last one. No, not the last last one. The last one. Honestly, that's a good point. See, there's so many that happen. you hold on

to one of them you know you hold on to one of them and go that's a great that's a great game I think COD Zombies like alone will carry that series

I know so it doesn't matter COD Zombies carries that were you a Zombies guy? uh to a certain extent get rid of Fallout yeah get rid of Fallout

I don't think I would get rid of Fallout yeah I don't think there's anything you could really replace here like even Halo series Fallout didn't even do that many updates

okay so one's gotta go what about this Resident Evil series Call of Duty series Halo series Mario series oh shit now what

now I'm going resident evil fuck i knew it yeah i'm definitely going resident evil i knew that was the second weakest in your guys's opinions halo halo i'm putting top one or two man but the only reason i'm putting it there is just because of what they did to put where all games go okay you know yeah and it was the pinnacle and essentially put the xbox on the map itself right hell fucking yet dude halo 2 halo 2's multiplayer is the reason why all multiplayers are still how they are now literally there could be an argument

against it to what game oh I don't know no I agree begrudgingly I agree you probably get rid of Resident Evil

is like the next weakest one god damn it either way I like Resident Evil Keith doesn't like it because he's mean yeah I'm an asshole alright

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I'm so happy I got most of them. The only two that are K Santagato is because somebody stole it and told me... Tried to sell it to you? Really? And you know how much they tried to sell me it? Ooh.

Over under... Five Gs? How much do you think they asked me to get that? Now, you know what? We'll go strictly Twitch. I'm going to say 10. 10K. 20?

What do you think? No, no, I'm just saying... Five. All right, so he's exactly right. They asked me for 10K. Crushed it. So much. That's crazy.

loser 10k yeah did you negotiate you want to roll back well suck my dick