Picky Boys Podcast - A Brutally Honest Review - Picky Boys Podcast #151

Episode Date: March 3, 2021

Today, in the last episode of season 3, Danny and Antonio discuss after-sex reviews, gross sorority info charts, friends only fans, and overprotective brothers. It's been an awesome season and we are so excited to show you the new set when we return for season 4 on March 17th! Make sure to check out all of the guests on today's episode: Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCT0Nlw66CO2YSUc0kLxsNVA Picky Boys Podcast - https://www.instagram.com/pickyboyspodcast/

hopefully not as long as your parents it seems historically and scientifically to be a you problem like i don't like sitting here and looking at who's next on the dick appointment chart i will start just sabotaging their sexual life put on put on headphones the door was cracked a little bit and i went just start that and then we'll do a little thing right welcome back to the picky boys podcast welcome back to the picky boys podcast we wanted to start off with some news about what's going on for the rest of this season or the not of this season and we got the next one Usually we do like 50 episode seasons. Today we just did, this is 151.

Yeah, 51 episodes. We give you a little bonus treat. Not the only treat we're giving. Not the only treat. Because usually we take like a month break. Right. And we go and vacation in the mountains of Scandinavia. Yeah, or we climb volcanoes.

This time we're not going to do it. We're just going to take a three episode break. So like a week and a half. Yeah, not even. And we will return on, first of all, St. Patrick's Day. second of all our two-year anniversary of starting the podcast and with that two and third of all with that two-year anniversary is coming a big set change and yeah third of all a set change beyond wildest imaginations beyond the normal beyond the normal foliage yeah it's like oh what

are they gonna do change the fucking no we're not just changing the tablecloths big news which we're changing up a lot we're still gonna it's still gonna be picnic themed we're still gonna have a we're still gonna it's it's gonna be more conducive to conversation more conducive to crazy people crazy guests crazy room for arm movement yeah easy yeah danny's been killing me for arm movement and we're getting him we're getting him his arm movement i just wanna i just wanna start season four just punch in the air yeah we now they'll be in here jt danny me we're all in the same house more content more shit more pushing more pulling more shoving more crying yeah yeah So the 17th, we'll be back.

Then at the end of March is when I officially move in. Then we really start getting the content house pushing. And JT will already be here living on the floor with a mattress. You know, he's one of those. Yeah. So we will see you back. Well, first, we'll first enjoy this episode. Yeah, first enjoy this episode.

And then we'll see you back. Fairly sexual episode. March 17th. Yes, very sexual episode. Fairly sexual episode. I don't know why. Enjoy that. I don't know.

We were just, we were feeling ourselves. We started kissing. We'll wait for that. Yeah, it was weird. Sometimes, you know, things, who knows? We just let the conversation flow. Yeah, you know. Sometimes it goes there, sometimes it doesn't.

Sometimes, you know, sometimes you get monetized, sometimes you don't. Sometimes you don't. Enjoy, guys. Yeah. One of our friend's sisters made an OnlyFans, and everybody is kind of in a, what is it, this limbo, and she has like 1.1 million followers. She's like a model. Oh, well then, yeah, you could totally buy it.

You could totally buy it? Yeah. I don't know, man, but not if you've grown up in the same house as this person. Oh, not the brother. No, not the brother. I'm saying, no, right, the brother grew up with her, but I'm saying they were friends as kids too and grew up with the sister also. Oh, that doesn't matter.

That doesn't matter? No, not at all. I think that matters. I think it matters so minimally. Definitely not minimally. In fact, if anything, it's the fruition of your teenage years. Yeah, we're putting in a lot of... It's like this is the dream come true for probably the teenage boy that grew up with her.

yeah like you know there's a lot of people that grow up with their best friend having a sister that you want to bang now imagine that sister being a model with over a million followers it's like damn you hit the jackpot now i can't pay to see her puss it's like what what are you trying to do to me at least let me pay for it and also just like why if you buy it don't tell them obviously yes don't tell them that's true that would be first of all very rude that's true say oh i sorry it's just his tits but but but also and so if you're not going to tell him then it's not even up for discussion just buy it who cares yeah but then it's never it's never just a single person thing you know like other friends know about it then you get a group in and there's no

way if five people are sharing this only fans jerk session that the guy's not going to know well you just you don't give a you don't give away are you selfish about it yeah because first of all or you just kill them first of all that's respectful for her right because now she's losing You don't give away free content. Yeah, she's losing out a lot of money. It's like they're pirating her posts. It is technically illegal. No one's going to do anything to you, but it is legal.

They're illegally viewing her tots. Exactly. So you just keep it to yourself and do it. Yeah, but the problem is it's, you know what? Let the sister get the bag, right? But as a brother, like if my sister had an OnlyFans or she had a million followers, my friends having a bunch of naked pictures for my sister

to use for me just when I'm arguing, like you can't argue with anybody anymore. it's over as soon as i'm in a heated argument with somebody and the person to my left goes yeah well we've seen your sister's puss and shows a picture i lose that argument even if i had einstein on my side it doesn't matter yeah i lose that argument well i mean those people if these people are bringing up this stuff in your in an argument they're just not your friends no no that's it that's debate that's fair that's fair but i'm not saying in like it's part of the argument i'm saying it's the wrench in the argument that detracts from my point where it doesn't matter if any of

did it no longer friends that's like that that's that's just fucked up thing to do first of all so you also totally totally irrelevant that doesn't matter it's anything to win an argument it's totally irrelevant it doesn't matter that you don't you don't even need proper facts to win an argument you just need to win it you know that the best listen i i know i know this is the you know this is a taboo subject and it's like oh well the only fans people still get a little skeeved out about it but listen this person is at their own will putting out images there should be basically zero taboo around any of it it should be yeah she's putting it your sister's putting it out so i'm gonna watch it right that's it okay but i understand that might be in in danny's world

how that works and how it should work but in reality that is no way in any instance how that would work at all you know it's just one of those things like i wish it could be like that but it's is not how it works you know the sister's making money but it puts it definitely puts the brother and in a really tough spot yeah i think i think i feel like i'd be in a tough spot i don't have a sister i i i just think all right so what if your what if your mom made you only fans and now we have your picture of your mom's puss you just gotta go rock roll with the punches again there's nothing you can do at this point there's the what like no that's not even the point in trying to fight this no i'm not even saying you'd fight it i'm saying it's still an unfortunate situation

for you it just it's just what it is yeah that's all i'm that's all i'm saying it it could be and if i was i think personally i just wouldn't buy the only fans of my friend's hot sister i just wouldn't do it because it's just i don't if that is actually my friend i probably just wouldn't do it yeah unless unless we all split the cost because you know i'm i'm i'm a sucker for a deal yeah i guess so i don't know it's just it's just there's a whole bunch of things that go into it especially like i think it's a very different thing between a parent and a sister too because like your friends can date your sister like that can happen your friends can date your mom not hopefully not as long as your parents are together i don't mean you specifically but there

is an instance where which is worse i would say my mom is worse so again but then but yeah but i'm saying in most in all of our it's like right parents that's a totally different situation right because the parents are together and if the parents are not together then yeah your friend technically can bang your mom so that's that's that i think i think i i think you need to hold just a little more value that's that you know in that it is what it is again i don't have to worry about that no so right that's it i don't have it i don't care and it seems like even if you did have to worry about it you wouldn't which is a very you know it's a good stance if your stance from the beginning is show me my mom's puss i don't give a shit i mean no i would never

look at it that's no no no but if i'm like you know if someone's teasing you or something oh again if you know you punch him in the face if you do that punch in the face yes no longer friends no longer punch in the face no longer friends that's it i feel like there needs to be a third one maybe spit in their face nope punch in the face no longer friends kick some dirt in their face that that's it i mean this is again i i just don't think it's you know if i i just don't think this is that big of a deal i i would disagree i have a i have a very i have a very warped view of this all i have a very different view than a lot of people i just i just don't i just don't get why it's held in such high regard which part like like all like all of this like the all of

the raciness and the the only fans and the you know that's it i just don't get it i i think that i think like just totally differently it has nothing to do with the only fans still not really it's the principle of like even if someone banged your sister they still have that they have it over you that's just what it is even though they don't really have anything over you it's it's just what it is is what i'm saying it's this weird ether of upsetting this and that's what we have to deal with again i don't i don't know if that's i don't know i don't have a sister you don't need to have a sister so i don't know but for me it's it's if anything i'd be upset like hey you banged my sister and then you like left like like make her like make her happy you broke her heart you

fucking loser i mean if banging my if my friend banging my sister is making my sister happy then fuck yeah right obviously you know if then then we can be brothers and brothers-in-laws and you know it's gonna be a beautiful thing yeah you know if it works out like that of course i agree i'm not you know i'm not saying don't yeah if you break my sister's heart then yeah fuck you but it's not because it's not because it's not because you i thought you're like you fuck my sister and break her heart now i'm gonna fuck you i'm not mad i'm i don't think you have anything over me you know it's like oh yeah so you fuck my sister who cares oh yeah you married her oh you're having kids oh you're happy yeah what the fuck yeah no you say you say like oh well you could have had something

great and you threw it away you dummy god damn you would sound like i mean it's a good answer but you would sound like such a fucking pussy if you said that i don't know i think i think that's what i think that's what you should say it's like you're crying it's like yeah you banged my sister well you you you missed out on something great you know you just say yeah well yeah she said first of all you've you've pulled this she said you said she said you were small she said you dick small said you were small and we all know it anyway you know blah blah blah yeah rub that dirt exactly this is this is this is come backable if if come backable you just have to take the uh like the emotion out of it and just say oh this is these are the facts it would it would it matter

if it wasn't my sister you know you just gotta you just gotta take that like weirdness this whole stigma of the fucking and the and the the the nudity and just get it away get it away and and and just strip it lay down the facts say hey you're a customer you know that's it i understand how easy it is to say with someone who's an only child i guess i i understand i get what you're saying i do i really understand it yeah i mean i'm sure it would be different if i had a sister i don't know it just so you'd buy the only fans what i'm getting at i just never i just never got it because it's like people fuck each other's sisters right like you don't know like you could be at a bar fucking somebody's sister you know the point is you know the other person yeah it

You could be fucking someone's mom at the bar. It's just weird for me. Again, I don't know what this is like, but I never got that. Which bar? Like, why are you getting involved in your sister's sex life? Weird. That's not what I said either. But if you're talking about it like this, like if you're arguing about it with this person, you kind of are, you know?

I guess so. And also just in general, I feel like a lot of people are like, if you ever made a move on my sister, I'd fucking kill you. Yeah. That's weird. Yeah, I think that's dumb. That's strange. Like, I think that's dumb. Why are you gatekeeping your sister?

Yeah, it's weird. Like, these weirdly overaggressive brothers protecting their sister, like, putting a chastity belt on their sister's fucking crotches. Like, relax. You know? Like, relax. Yeah. That's what I'm saying.

I agree with that. Again, I... But it can still involve you without you being involved. That's absolutely true. Like, if my friend out of nowhere showed up to my house and went in my sister's room and locked the door, I'd be like, wait, what's happening? Like, that's a fair concern. You can certainly have questions, but you shouldn't have feelings about it.

I don't think that's true. You can have, if your best friend is dating a fucking bitch, you can have feelings about that. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, I know us more than. You can have feelings about it, but you shouldn't have, like, vocal opinions in mind, I don't think. Like, you shouldn't say, like, hey, stop that. Like, I don't know. Hey, hey.

It's just, maybe. Like, you keep going to the fridge and passing the door. These are all complex situations. You know, if you know it's a guy that is a bad person, then you say, OK, then maybe you try to warn them. There's a whole bunch of different situations when you could get involved. But I just think in general, it's weird. It's such a I've never gotten that with that that dynamic. Now it's like, oh, if you break my sister's heart, I'll fucking kill you.

And it's like it's just weird. So so talking like talking and fraternizing with this person is fucking your sister. And you're like, it's just it's so strange. Yeah, it's also very, it'd be very strange if, like, your sister dated someone who's an MMA fighter who could kick your ass. It's like, okay, well, this is nothing I can do now. I can't even say anything. You know, yeah, I mean, I guess it's the, that's supposed to be the brother, the older

brother's role. I did have the, I did, I was talking to this girl once, and I did have the dad that threatened me. That did happen to me once. Yeah, but that's, that's a little different. The brother threatened me, too. No, I'm just saying. Oh, well, then, yeah.

Like, it both happened. The brother was much older than me. The dad is a, the dad is a little different. it wasn't a shotgun or anything but you know it was a good good grip good good hand grip because much stronger than me because the dad is like i don't know that's a that's a little bit of a different story i think the brother is weirder the brother is weird i could agree with that i think that's fair because it's just like it's just i yeah i don't know do you want to fuck your sister or something i just think it's weird when the when the brothers get involved i think

that's fair yeah the the dad you know gave me the whole if you hurt her i'll i'll hurt you or whatever i'm like i mean what are you gonna do again if i hurt her you would literally have never seen me again that's a fine that's a fine sentiment the the weird part the weird part is when it's it's like preemptive like oh stay away from her like you're my friend so you can't do this yeah that's when it gets that's that's what we're talking about here yeah like that's when it's weird when you're saying you can't do this and you can't do this you're telling two people who you should have no authority over that's true what they can do i guess that's true I mean once they're together

and you say hey can you not break my sister's heart that's a fair ask I'm not saying that I don't even think that's a fair ask because you don't know

what happens that's a fair ask you love your sister what if my sister's a fucking bitch this that and the other but you know and you could

that's true what if my sister's a bitch if your sister's being a bitch you could say hey sister don't break my friend's heart yeah hey sister why are you hurting my bro

you can look out for both of them it's just the preemptiveness of it is weird look out for both of them look out for both of them look out for both of them but don't try to look out before it happens yeah but don't look into

that'll be weird that'd be strange it's just so it's just so weird i don't know yeah i saw a tiktok where the person sent out an after sex review form so oh like a google doc to the person that they got a one-night stand with okay and it's like not google doc google forms when it has a bunch of questions and it was like you know rate rate this yeah and like would you do it again did you have a nice time how was the sloppy toppy honestly people are getting really ballsy that's a ballsy woman

that's a ballsy person and then you have this spreadsheet of like maybe there's some areas I can improve on why is everybody saying I can't do this well enough I'm not flexible enough maybe I'll take some yoga classes maybe you can't do it I would lie to the sense where I would beef up her numbers but not give her a perfect score

because you gotta make them feel bad a little bit just to do it again you don't want to put Obviously, I'm not going to put them down, but you say. Oh, people would. You just speak your truth. You say, oh, well, this could have been better. This part could have been better.

Maybe you should work on this. Yeah, be sly about it, though. It's like, oh, we could try this next time. You got to hand it. You got to, you know. Well, that's what the would you do this again question is for. It's actually a perfect. It's not as good, though.

It's an automated. It's an automated. Automated. Like, you know, pick up, like re-up. Like, I have to submit my Gmail before. You probably have a different forum or survey for somebody who you don't want to hook up with again. Yeah, and now you have this collection of file sheets,

like X-Files, that just depending on what day you want to have or what night you want to have, you can just go through your files in these rap sheets. Because you could still get from people how they rated you, even if you're not rating them specifically. True. That would be so fun to improve on something.

You got a 4 out of 10 on a certain area of expertise, and then you go back a few months later, give it a good try again, and then you get an 8th. That would be so good. What if it goes down again? It's like, fuck, man. How do I improve this? No, it can't go down. It's not going down.

Your thrust to push ratio is off. No, it's not going down. How the fuck do I fix that? It's not going down. Oh, it's not going down. It's not going down. Not going down, never. You can have a bad day.

Too much whiskey? Yeah, I think that's a good idea. Maybe I'll start doing that. You're going to start doing that? I would love to go through your files. Well, again, these are- Because that's how they rate you. No, you got to be this.

These are secret files. That's the point. The whole point is nothing secret. That's the point. No, everything's secret unless you don't want it to be. That's the point. Everything's secret unless you don't want it to be. TM.

If you get a few good ratings, you can say, and then you have somebody you have a bad night with, and they say, you were the worst person. You're really bad sex, blah, blah, blah. They're talking to their friends. They're saying, oh, you're bad sex. You're saying, hey, this is the list. Yeah, this is my resume. This is a list.

I have an average score of 4.5. Out of 30. Out of 30. So talk to the facts. So if you're the outlier, I'm not putting this in the sheet. Talk to the facts. This seems historically and scientifically to be a you problem. See, now you have that power.

It's like that's the last one. The friend group's actually, all your friends actually rated me this. And now she's like. Exactly. Now you have that power. You've got to do it. I mean, you keep a list, right? You know what's...

Yeah, yeah, you keep a list. You always keep the black book. You have to keep a black book. You gotta keep the black book. Or else you forget. You forget. Yeah, you forget. How do you remember all these people's names?

I don't know. There's thousands. I know you. It's thousands. There's thousands. There's thousands. What can you do? No, but there is actually a name on my list

that is just the one letter. I don't know what it is. You don't know the letter? I don't know... What's the letter? I? I don't know what it is. O-U?

No. what happened there oh popped oh something popped uh it's all right it's going away anyway but uh but i i it's like a letter on the list of names so like and i don't know when where who that letter are you so drunk you're just like i need something gee no no i'm not making it up what's the letter i'm saying i i forgot what the letter is i have to i'd have to look it up i'd have to look through the pages but yeah it's just a letter and so i always i always wonder the mystery letter is this and drunken night who knows who knows what who is this mystery letter just stands for hand yeah i don't know there's a mystery letter there so that's not to say something oh yeah dude when

i went to my friends at uh like binghamton one of the people that sleep away it's weird what happens when a group of guys or a group of girls that are away from their parents and essentially on their own at a young age collectively do together like when i was in this these girls dorms they had accolades i would call them accolades and it's like who slept with the most people tonight and pinned it to their cork board or who's who's the virgin pinned it to the cork board it's like this is i don't want to be here it's it's weird like i don't like sitting here and looking at who's next on the dick appointment chart so everyone else can leave the room i don't i i don't feel comfortable in this zone even if i was in a guy's dorm i was in

a girl's dorm even if i was in a guy's dorm and i saw this a bit this is something something's gross about this well it seems doesn't it seem grosser if a guy does it no is that bad i think it does is that a sexist is that a double standard i think it seems way grosser if you have like because when a guy does it it seems like if there was like a thing like like a sex list of like it seems like weird trophies and when girls do it it just seems like what it seems like trophies but Like, you know, like, just in a less weird way, you know? I disagree with you completely. I don't know.

Also, I've only seen that in, I've been in probably even less girls' dorm rooms than I've been in guys' dorm rooms, and I've only seen that in girls' dorm rooms. So, which is a big difference. Like, I imagine, like, try to follow me here. The tonal impression I would get from the guys' sex achievement board would be like a Call of Duty achievements. Just really like, da-da-da. Like, we did it. And then the girls, the vibe of that board would be like an achievement in Animal Crossing.

It's like, da-da-da. I mean, okay. That's fine. If that's how you consider it. And so it just seems more like, yeah, look at this from the guys and more like, hey, look at this. I guess you could look – Is that weird? I don't know.

I guess it's the same. Like it's the same weird. I hate Animal Crossing and Call of Duty is okay. But either way, my point is if I'm sleeping in this – most of the times I had to stay in for weekends at these girls' dorm rooms. And at some point I'd be like, oh, my God. Like I'd be checking my watch. It's almost 6 o'clock. And then Tommy would walk in.

And I'd be like, oh, God. It's time now. what do i do with myself you know i'm just on the couch watching game of thrones or some shit oh yeah because of the schedule yeah the schedule i'll talk about the schedule on this wall right here of dick appointments it's strange i'll be like oh i know exactly who you are yeah i don't know and it's weird they also had a rating system you know that's just natural i was kidding about that but yeah i guess that's that's a big thing yeah and then it gets it starts getting sad when you start looking and you're like okay why does she have so many appointments and this one hasn't

had one yet like it's i'm starting to understand like how do i understand exactly who these people are off of a dick appointment board on on the hall in the hallway i don't think you're meant to it was in the hallway it was it wasn't in anyone's rooms it was on like it was like by the kitchen on the wall like like like is it like a shared yeah it was a shared like like a to-do list but it's not like in a hallway right well i mean it's you know it's like it's not like like somebody could walk by and be like oh look at that no not random people but if it's a four person dorm that's pretty big just a shared space it's a shared space yes very different but again if i was tommy walking in i saw i was scheduled for seven but then uh jeremy was scheduled for

eight i'm like what the fuck is going on here it's weird and it's a good it it's a good idea too because i've heard you know those those those quad rooms sometimes can be paper thin paper thin walls so you know you want to know you know that's that's not you know you want to know oh my roommate's gonna be doing this for you know 10 minutes so we'll be we'll go get something yep no i think after like that's fine let's say you live with them for more than a year or two I feel like that just goes out the window. I'll just stay in my room, put in AirPods or some shit, and wait for him to leave.

Or I'll just listen. I think more people like listening, like listen to it in the dorm rooms than you think. And then I think they come out and complain about it. I think that's a real thing. I totally disagree. You totally disagree. I think there's a lot of people that will listen,

come out, enjoy it while listening, come out, and then complain about it. Because people are fucking weird and annoying. I've lived in a lot of places where I could hear people having sex through the walls. and all of them, I was just incredibly upset. I mean, that happened to be you. I'm saying there are people about it.

Because it's fucking annoying. Right, but was it the same person or multiple? Multiple different times, multiple occasions. But multiple different people. Oh, well, I don't know. Potentially. But were you living together? No.

Okay, well, these are strangers that are annoying you. Yeah, it's the same thing. If my fucking neighbors kept doing shit and I didn't like them, yeah, of course I'd be upset about it. In one of the places, I knew who was above me. so yeah okay i knew that i knew who they were but they didn't like live they weren't like my roommates or like my i guess floor mates or whatever okay yeah i guess that's true and also i can understand the like the people that share a wall on on rooms and like that could be upsetting

like so my picture frame of my mother keeps falling so so so i know who it is and i know okay well it's i know sex and it's like fuck and so i would just you know just do what you said to put headphones or listen or leave i would never listen it doesn't sound like anything it's it's it's just like it's like noise i'm not saying i'm not it's annoying noise i'm not accusing you of preferring to listen i'm not saying i prefer to listen i'm just saying there's definitely someone that does if your first inclination is not leave your apartment go somewhere or put on headphones you're a freak. That's fair.

Okay. Total freak. I did not say that's not true. But also fuck them. It's my little fucking cubby. I could stay here if I want and I could listen if I want and be upset about it.

Freak. I can't. Someone else who's banging a bunch of people every day dictating how much I stay in my room not letting it happen.

You stay in as long as you want. I will start just sabotaging their sexual life. Put on headphones. I'll start sabotaging. I'll start just smearing cheese in their house.

You don't have to leave. Put on headphones. That's it. just don't be weird and listen to your friends have sex. That's, it seems like an obvious answer. I don't want to listen to music. I don't know. I think I also have the right,

if they're doing it too much, to sabotage what they're doing. I don't think that's true. I'd like lay tacks in the pillows or something. No, that's too much. I'd poke holes in the condom. I bet you they won't do it again after. That's too far.

I think you just put on headphones, turn on a movie real loud. I don't know. Yeah, you're probably right. I was talking about the time that I walked in on my roommate, right? Banging? Yeah, I think I've told this.

But basically, I walked in. It was like I was really, really drunk. And I came in, and I immediately turned on my headphones and started cooking ramen. Okay. And I was like just jamming out my headphones, cooking ramen. I must have been at it for like 10 minutes. Okay.

And I look around, and I see a purse on the living room table. All right, blues clothes. And I go. That's weird. And then I take my headphone off. Right. and then you go that's not what it sounded like

I mean it could be no but it was like some it was some like moans you know it was moaning and the door was cracked a little bit and I went oh shit like because

because now I'm worried about the vice versa now I'm worried about these people think that I'm just like chilling outside just like well like listening to the show

and so i so i went oh shit so i took my headphones off quietly like a mouse took your headphones off quietly quietly like a mouse no no like like took the ramen i took my headphones off just because because you wanted to hear them more no no so i could so i can make sure i didn't make any more noise oh you needed to and then i and then i took the ramen i ran inside my room and then i put my headphones back on and let it let it happen but it's but it's stuff like that you know it's gotta be respectful like i knew what to do took my ramen went into the room yeah no that's i mean that's good friend i mean if you stood if you went into their room that would have been weird and also if you stood obviously it was a little weird to not close your door you know sometimes

sometimes you know you come in and you just can't it's that's how it is there's no time you think you put enough force on the door to close it you're already in the bed it just didn't happen what can you do yeah you know and then you hope your kind friend will make ramen in peace and go and sneak off into his room tiptoeing but if i but if i had known from the get-go i would have gone straight to the room where i would have well yeah of course i don't think you would have then just did all that stuff um there was one time i mean i mean the most recent or the funniest time i've walked on in on somebody is we went to this airbnb for this girl's birthday and literally as soon as we got there you know every air every airbnb has one door that's always locked filled

with guns and shit and like trophies okay and i always i always try to find that room so i had Well, it's locked. You're assuming that's what it's filled with, right? Yeah, yeah. Or, you know, maybe probably like the server room or all the meters. So I had this little group with me, and we were searching. It's like, oh, there's always one fucking room. And I was searching, I was searching, and I found it.

And then, you know, it was one of those, you know those slot locks where you could just put a coin in and turn it? Like it's trying to hide nothing? A courtesy lock? I guess so. That's what it's called. Courtesy lock. So I unlocked it, and I opened it. And I really want to make this clear.

We stepped 15 seconds into the house. It's the first thing I do when I enter Airbnbs. I opened the door, and the birthday girl was blowing her boyfriend immediately. So what is your closing the door method? Do you just go, ah! Well, I mean, it's not like you're not caught. You're caught. You open the door.

I went, oh, close the door. And they started laughing. Everyone's a good sport. I've seen, you know, you see shit. It's what happens. You can't be upset about it. Yeah. So they laughed.

They came out one. Well, you saw it. And I'm like, yeah, it wasn't that bad. and you know but there's no guns in the room hey you know i don't know all i'm saying is good on them for how quick it was man it was they it had to be a pre-conversation it was a birthday yeah it's also different some friends don't some friends hold it in not as high regard and so this stuff doesn't matter at all yeah i mean i didn't yeah i didn't i mean i i mean again i also usually i typically don't actually care it's just i always try to assume that everybody else like i

want i assume that everybody else cares you know that's a that's a fair thing i feel like that's a nice thing to do is assume everybody else cares but it's definitely the safest but but i know i know a lot of i know a friend that like he just like like he was he was like fucking his girlfriend once at a party nice in like in in like the bathroom and then one of his other friends was went into the bathroom to go hook up with this girl and then they just hooked up in the same room at the same time man that's how it is just just just you know so there's a lot of people that you know that's where the story ends that's where the story maybe allegedly that's the story ends you know maybe maybe was it like maybe they swapped it around maybe they swapped and sucked

the whole i don't know where one person started one person exactly turn off the lights and let's see where things go get ready to rumble the girls were done 40 minutes ago the two guys are still chilling they're just like outside yeah it's like what is this wait you're done i thought you never came out together yeah so i don't know yeah you know me i don't care i saw it okay i'm glad they were good sports bags i didn't mean that's that's the tricky part it's wait this door was locked why are you trying to get in did you hear us they didn't do that but i i wouldn't be surprised if they thought that because it is weird in a sense i'm trying to get into the room that's weird that you opened yeah so so i understand i was in i was probably in a more

weird comp uh more more compromising position than the man with his pants down so i was like this is an awkward situation yeah but you know i came out on top i was okay yeah i just had some pizza if anybody yeah i mean you can like i said i don't care but it's always a good idea to assume that the people do care yes assume that people should do assume that people care and if they say don't care then you know take your tits out yeah start blowing them with her I don't know. Yeah, do something. Yeah, yeah.

Or, you know, but I don't know. But it's all right. It's all right. Either way, let's get out of here, Danny. Tell them where to find you. You can find me at DannyIsWatching on Instagram, TikTok, Clubhouse, Dispo, everywhere. And you can find me at AntPrisco on Instagram. And can't forget to follow.

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