Picky Boys Podcast - A Picky Boy Always Pays His Debts! - Picky Boys Podcast #219

Episode Date: March 27, 2022

In today's episode, JT, Antonio, and Danny discuss credit, getting scammed by mechanics, Danny's mom's VR incident, the cart narcs, and Danny clears his shot bank live during the podcast! Leave a comment on our instagram, and as always enjoy the episode! Make sure to check out all of the guests on today's episode: JT - https://www.instagram.com/jtholden97/ Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.instagram.com/dannyiswatching/ Picky Boys Podcast - https://www.instagram.com/pickyboyspodcast/ #pickyboys

Right now, I have 10 shots in the bag. That's true. 11, but yeah. But, uh, so, so I'm going to take them all right now. And he's like, you know what happens though? And I think he just made this up. Stop moving. Just stop moving.

Stop moving. You're going to break everything I love. In your mother's prime, do you think that you'd be able to beat her in a race? Who? Okay. No. My guy. I don't have no allegiance to that man.

Danny has the funniest bit in the world apparently. Danny said, Danny came downstairs and said, don't worry, you're going to laugh out loud. I went, all right. that's not what i said that is word for word you said word for word you said antonio you will laugh out loud at this bit all right many said to start calling him energy dan yeah yeah so so i think he's just gonna whip it out tell you the bit beforehand nope no no okay okay okay all right welcome back to the picky boys podcast today we're talking about financial independence oh now i don't know where this is going oh i'm gonna clear my bank live on air oh my first we got to explain the

bank to anybody who doesn't know um and he's coming in hot with it coming in hot uh so so basically at the at the picky boys house we have a bank we do have a bank because picky bank because every time we play a game we like to uh you know we like to put something on the line and we don't want to put money on the line because that's we don't have any yeah we have zero everything goes back into what we're doing so we put drinks on the line which worked fine and dandy until we realize that we can't drink every day right and we still want to hang out play mario kart you know do something every day right so we've created the bank the bank the picky bank explain the bank so essentially every time so every time we play a game you're allowed to bet shots and if you lose

you have to take them right so now you can store your bank for the whole fiscal quarter yeah q1 q1 because we're in the first quarter so no matter how many shots you rack up as long as you complete them take them by the end of the quarter you don't owe anything you don't have to pay uh there's a financial penalty at the end if you don't pay 250 right now i have 10 shots in the bank that's true 11 but yeah so 11 i think it's 10 i know it's 11 i think it's 10 but uh so so i'm gonna take them all right now uh that's a bit you're gonna take 10 shots right now yeah i'm gonna take throughout the throughout the the the program also jto is 48 yeah so jt will be taking 48 as So JT's thinking $48,000 right now.

I'm declaring bankruptcy. I have to pay at the end of the quarter. I say we have JT just... I'd rather die than pay any money to these people. Danny, I feel like Danny comes up with... I'd rather pay money than die. I feel like before every podcast, Danny goes, how can we immediately get this thing demonetized on YouTube?

And then he comes down and he does it. Oh, maybe I shouldn't have shown the bottle. Probably not. No, we'll blur it. You can blur it. Can YouTube really have fucking AI to detect that kind of stuff? No. This is just...

Don't demonetize us, YouTube. This is just a little cup. It's a tiny little cup filled with Diet Coke. Yeah, this is a little tiny cup. Yeah. Well, last time we had 100 jello shots, apparently someone tried it. So don't try to take 10 shots in a row with Danny, please. Oh, yeah, yeah.

We got to put a warning. These are trained professionals. Yeah, we're trained professionals. Don't try to replicate the stunts you see on today's program. So, Danny, is it throughout the episode? That was one. Is it throughout the episode or, like, now? It's throughout the episode.

I'll start it off with, like, three, maybe. Here, hold this. all right we'll keep talking though so i say because jt's definitely defaulting on his loan so yeah so i say because if you owe 250 anyway i say that we go to a bar and you just cap you put your card down cap tell them to cap it at 250 and we just we just hang out is that a thing can you do that like like uh like going to the gas station like i'll put i'll put 200 on pump number one yeah so you go to the bar it's like i'll put 250 on all the drinks number three on Keg 7. Yeah, but now the prices

are too high, so we might get less beer than a couple months ago. Yeah, that would be cool if you can do that. I don't know if you can. I think you could definitely... Just get one of those vanilla Visa cards. Yeah, we'll put $250 on it. And it'll default once it goes to

$250. I don't think places even do that. No, I don't think so either. I don't think they accept it, a vanilla Visa card. Yeah, no, it's still Visa. Really? I don't know. Have you ever had one of those things? Dude, I used to Every time I would buy nefarious things, I would go to CVS. Oh, nefarious things. Oh, you're saying you bought them to buy nefarious things.

I bought them to buy nefarious things. Any time I got... I'd always get them from the loved ones for Christmas. Any time they bought me that, they just bought me a month of premium porn. Yeah, I was going to say that's what I would... Do you think they knew that? Oh, yeah. I told them.

Oh, good. Oh, good. And then they kept... I just shared the login with them. Merry Christmas to both of us. Yeah, you can have Max on three at a time. going rogue here jt oh god all right this is not nearly as big a deal as any of you are pretending well here we go bottom three that's gonna be stuck to this table forever that's good

you know all right all right don't crush it through the table you're okay that's not coming off anytime soon oh my god oh everything but problems yeah but yeah so i'm financially free I will be. Not yet. You're still a slave to the bank. How about you? How much money is in your bank account? I'm at zero.

Nice zero. I meant your Roth IRA. Oh, sorry. No. You're at zero. I'm responsible. Yeah. I didn't make it.

Danny peaked at 62 shots in the bank. Which is honestly impressive because I've taken them in stride. It's like paying down your credit card, man. And it's like a little every day goes a long way. Honestly, this should impact my credit score. It should. I agree. Because I'm pretty good at it.

I agree. And I think it proves to lenders and, you know, whatever. Go talk to, you know, the FICO people. Yeah, yeah. I'm sure you get a loan from the bank. Asurion, what is it called? No, that's the phone fixing people. What is the credit score people called?

I don't know. Asurion? Is that what you're about to say? Maybe it is Asurion. I don't know. Asurion. I never got a credit score Did you

You went to business school Did you learn about this stuff Like Credit scores Yeah I mean You have one Oh I mean I know I have one

And I've heard it's pretty good But It doesn't make any sense to me In front of my associates You're like Donald Trump I've heard it's very good I've heard it's the best I've heard it's better

I've got the best credit score In all the land Yeah please tell me Your credit score is so good I just asked the person next to me What a credit score is It's a I got a hundred

Perfect score also if you check it too many times it goes down is that true is that actually that doesn't make any sense yeah if you do a hard inquiry it's called well if you check it you're checking it it won't go down but if companies check it it will but you have to agree to a hard inquiry uh and then there's like a soft inquiry yeah but what does it go down you know i got a soft inquiry thank you well how much does it go down by can a credit score be 742 a couple points so so it can like it doesn't go in increments of 10 it could be 745 746 yeah definitely too much it doesn't affect it that much but it's i think it's to deter you from applying to a hundred credit cards

tomorrow just to get a million dollars of credit oh one of my friends is one of those people he's like a like a credit card hacker you know like he'll get like a hundred credit cards and then like he'll use the the benefits he'll use the benefits from each one and he's like oh yeah i just flew to bali for free and he's like you can too and i'm like i'm not joining it feels like a pyramid scheme yeah i'm not joining this credit card scheme and also also they're all maxed out and he's crippling in debt right now no no he i think he's he's a non-crippled oh he's non-crippled oh good so that's so that's why danny enjoys his company stop pushing this narrative i i love disabled people you laughed at that you laughed at that by yourself because you laughed at that

by yourself the face i didn't make i didn't make a single face this is bullshit not a muscle twitch this is bullshit lover of disabled people yeah that's what they let's write that on my tombstone shot number what three uh four ah don't try to gaslight me i think it's two jesus male manipulator okay okay pal yeah all right no straight no chaser this time no chaser yeah what was that face it's picardylamon stuffing the baby chaser

anyway anyway what's been going on with you what's your favorite instagram account oh siblings are dating really

yeah you still follow them I follow them yeah ever since do you do it like every day like anytime you go on your post

do you like try to figure it out yeah well I mean I don't you know I don't skip to the answer and then go back and try to figure it out I hate when movies

do that too but besides point yeah but like does it come up because I feel like accounts that I don't interact with on instagram just get pushed to the bottom all the time well i also follow fucking like less than 200 people so anyone i follow badass over here bragging about his ratio

wasn't doing that i'm just saying i was saying my ratio isn't to one ratio over here i'm saying my stuff isn't cluttered so so siblings you're dating we should do a number two of those i don't know if they've put out enough yeah but we didn't do all of them we did not know we could do a number two why what's your favorite instagram account i know i know it's a setup far and away uh cartnarks it's the greatest it's the greatest instagram account of all time that site is so it is so funny it's basically it's this guy that goes around all across the country and different countries now he's going to canada and he goes to shopping uh like the mall parking lots or like shopping parking lots and anytime someone puts their groceries in their car and leaves their

cart out he goes up to them and goes and says hey you left your cart out what are you doing why don't you bring your cart back and then usually they say oh yeah they pay people do that and and he goes into this whole analogy about how they pay people to clean up bathrooms do you shit on the floor that's a good point and then they tell him 100 and they tell him to fuck off and they and and then he has these bumper magnets that he puts on their the hood of their car as they drive away that says i don't i don't i don't return my shopping cart like a jerk and they just get so mad all the time and it's it's it's so funny you've sold me i'm gonna follow them follow i think anyone who doesn't put their shopping cart back you're just a loser yeah that's

it truly simple and plain it's the it is it's the litmus test people get so mad when they're called out on like petty things yeah that they do and they get furious someone pulled a gun out on them what get the fuck away and pull the gun out all right well that's that's a little much but the guy's so funny highly recommend give a follow to carton arcs i think i've definitely there have been many times where i haven't put the car loser i've definitely done that loser but but but to stop myself from doing that a lot of the times i park as close to the cart rack as possible and literally it's something that takes 30 40 seconds oh man it's not it depends it depends how far you are it does not take more than a minute oh it's there and back there and back you could very well

100 very very well dude they have them it's not like there's one shopping cart thing like they're all over the fucking parking lot yeah but if there's a graveyard of carts in the back and everything like now that's the new park oh you're you're uh you're uh if someone jumps off a bridge you're gonna do it too kind of guy if there's you know convenience at the bottom sure i'll jump right off two wrongs make it right uh sometimes i hope the carton art gets you you'll you never find me i hope he pulls out a gun it's like remember this i put this online remember this license plates oh yeah a lot of people also get upset because they're being filmed which is always so funny yeah that's fine as long as he yeah what i'd beat him up i just beat him up antonio

doesn't isn't down with the carton i'll just beat him up i think it's a lame thing it's it's supposed to be comedy too it's you know it's wait what's because because also part of it you're a fucking you're a cart lever person so of course you're gonna think it's lame you're probably gonna get defensive and angry when he calls you out too you know what that feels like to me you ever you see that i don't know people from new york but on tiktok but five you see five you see the videos of the guy riding the bike in the bike lane just call like insulting people that are in the bike lane or going the wrong way you ever see that no he just violently insults yeah he's like idiot or it's like like you want your kid to die it's like okay and and and that guy i dude i swear to god i

swear to god it's i i've heard some of it and and dude i know i agree with you i hate that guy no yeah that guy's that guy's a loser that's way different wrong way dumbass i think it's the same thing it's the same thing to me to me this is far more comparable to like do you guys ever see uh gas station encounters on youtube no it's just a guy is that a porn yeah so dude like a hot girl comes into the gas station she's like i don't have money for gas no it's uh it's it's just his store that he owns and it's filled with cameras and like he puts up videos of people stealing all the time and once he sees him stealing uh he always calls him out it's always like super awkward justice they always deny it at first and then like either run away or admit it

and uh yeah that's the whole youtube channel it's kind of satisfying to see like all these people that are just trying to steal from him uh i feel like that's that's way more comparable that's no I think that's also different because that's like they're they're stealing none of the people we met the shopping things up to a middle ground between The two yeah, I think I'm way more card. No no because because because it's just justice because also your guy is mean Though the thing that that makes people I don't have no allegiance The bike guy you're talking about is mean the thing about the carton arcs Which is even funnier that people get so upset is that they never curse. They're always super nice They just call them lazy bones.

They're like, oh, you didn't return your shopping cart like a lazy bones. What is a lazy bone? He's an old woman. It's just like very non-confrontational. And then they pull out a gun? Yeah, and then they pull out a gun. Because, again, people's egos are very fragile. Well, I mean, you know.

Especially people who leave shopping carts around. Those people have the most fragile, pathetic egos. I said I've done it a few times. Well, then you have a small dick, too. And they have small dicks. Thank you. And one ball. You got a lazy bone.

I have a lazy bone. Hasn't worked in years. Oh, dude. But if I saw that guy on the bike coming down yelling, I saw that fucking quick stick through the spoke. See you later, pal. See you in court, buddies. Sticking the spoke, huh?

Yeah. God, he won't see me coming or going. He's flipping in the air. I'm already gone. Yeah. Good luck. Yeah. Have you guys gotten in on this F1 craze?

You know anything about this? Yeah, yeah. Racing? No, I'm just really good at it. It's, like, one of the fastest-growing, like, by watch time or whatever, like, sports. I don't know. Watch time. Watch populate.

What is it called? Viewership? Yeah, it's one of the fastest-growing by viewership. Five shots in. Do they still have, like, the pit cruise? Oh, yeah. Fucking. It's, like, 53 laps.

That's crazy. You seen that? Dude, those tires. Imagine you could just go to a mechanic, be like, here's your 200 bucks, and they go. Tires changed. Why don't they do that? They also care, which is the every mechanic I've ever been to doesn't doesn't care at all half the times You're in the like I guess you could call them a lobby

You know like just like the waiting room with them, and they're like oh do we do we we we talk to you yet? It's like you've been here for two hours. It's just me There's four people could fit me. How do you not know I just talked to you kind of my car uh which one was your car it's that one right there don't ring a bell no idea what you're talking about this is the only car here don't ring a bell they also they're but they're always busy mechanics always busy because people always have a problem with their cars always dude but this one mechanic by uh what's it called here we go that we go to like if you bring your car they open at uh seven oh my god you bring their your car there any past

7 30 they're always like uh we're all booked for the day that's a good point no 30 minutes it's 7 30 a.m we got our two cars filled but now we're done they said is it oh come come back tomorrow at 7 a.m and try again the same thing happens if you get there 7 30 no because jt um i was i had to bring my car in or a car and jt said call them because last time i went they told me to come the next day it's like i can't call them because it's past eight if i call them they'll say come the next day anyway yeah because they just don't want to deal with the work so i went and i handed it to him he said oh oh 8 30 it's you got you're gonna have to come back the end of the day like five o'clock and i went that's fine that's fine just fix it called me back an hour later car was

done one time i came one time i came at noon to that place and they laughed in my face you must be new here pal we don't work after noon yeah yeah what can they do just i'm just gonna you know do those things where i put a brick on the pedal 15 miles per hour jump out of the car and just smash it into them like now they have to fix the but i did buy tires from them and now they give me real time free tire rotations for life so just the one nice thing about there was my i had a uh like a six six hundred dollar uh like what do you what do you call it like bluetooth speaker system put in my car because i have an old car it doesn't have like bluetooth or anything just had a dumb radio

i got to replace like a six hundred dollar system right so i can connect my phone play shit and then a month later it broke and the place that i got it installed in you know they wouldn't fix it because i didn't have the receipt which was literally just a piece of paper with pencil on it that said six hundred dollars and i said oh you don't have the receipt i'm like you want me to take a piece of paper and write down six hundred dollars get that to you you don't have the receipt man sorry we can't fix it anyway so after like a year later my speaker system just being broken i didn't want to pay another 600 to fix it i took the uh car to that place to get my tires fixed and an inspection and they somehow accidentally fixed it now it works

like one of those yeah and he said you know what i told him that too and he was like i have no idea we didn't do anything with that and he's like you know what happens though and i think he just made this up he's like sometimes uh the car's computers need to be reset ever since the 5g came around like you don't stick to cars buddy stick to cars hey man you can't if it's if it's stupid but it works not stupid this is the 5g game sometimes the car computers need to be reset sounds like my aunt on facebook oh there it is god that aunt how many shots you got six i'm at six i slept on an air mattress for like a year of my life not in a sad way outside in the cold in st louis right yeah in st louis i just i just didn't have time to go get a bed did you like every day no not

every day you had but every couple days every every few days you know you give your bed a tuning for a whole just like any other bed i bring it to the air mattress repair shop did you put sheets on it or no of course i wasn't one of my heathen well i mean if you okay if you're if you're sleeping in an air mattress at a friend's house let's say you're probably not putting sheets on no no sheets yeah no never you're getting so i don't know you're sleeping at your own air it's just i guess you also for a whole i put sheets on it it was it was it was i liked it so for a whole year you were too busy it's probably like six months i wasn't too busy to buy a bed i was i was simultaneously too busy and too broke to buy a mattresses are expensive yes they are yes

they are and then and then and then everybody when you buy an actual mattress you really do need a bed frame because like if you get moisture if you sweat in your bed which i do it gets moisture in the mattress and if it's not raised off of it it'll grow mold underneath the mattress if it's on the floor. And why? If it's raising your sweat droplets, it'll just go straight through to the floor? It just passes air through it or whatever.

That's what they say. I don't know. They're really only expensive if you buy them at a mattress store. Like, I got mine on Amazon. You've been on my bed. My bed's pretty comfy. Oh, yeah.

It is. You've been on my bed. It is pretty comfy. I think I got my bed on Amazon, too. It's like $200, something, maybe $150. I got mine at Ikea. That seems pretty cheap. I love it.

No, I know what kind of bed you got, though. You got a nice bed. It was only $150? Probably $200. Probably closer to $200. But definitely was not spending $300 on a bed. My bed was like $650, $700. I'm talking about the mattress, by the way, not the bed.

Yeah, the bed frame. The bed frame was like... Wait, which one... I'm talking about the mattress. I'm talking about the mattress, too. Usually the mattress is expensive. I got a neck to it. Yeah, my mattress is like $200.

By the way, I would rather invest in a bed frame because every bed frame I've ever had, squeakiest thing that's ever existed. There you go. Anytime I move in my bed, it goes... You need reinforced locks or some shit. Yeah, I know. Dude, what...

And, you know, that's obviously unideal. No. Yeah, you don't want creakiness. You know. Squeakiness. You don't want a symphony of creaks. Yeah, I hear Danny creaking upstairs all the time. Yeah, I know.

It's terrible. Seriously. Danny creaking, JT stomping. Now, dude, when I was... You know, I lived down here. I lived in the... Seven. Seven.

I lived down here. I lived upstairs where you guys are. I live on the middle floor now. And, dude, I... You lived down here? Oh, yeah. Dude, you lived in this room, right? Yeah, I lived right here.

We are on the ghost of my bed Antonio has fucked Antonio has fucked in this position We were in the ghost of my bed Thousands of times Don't take a black light to this room What do you think I'm doing I think Antonio is

And listen Some could say the studio was open the entire time Johnny Sins down here The studio was open the entire time This isn't the first studio that's been here True When it used to just be one tripod and a danky Samsung.

Yeah. And a girl from Craigslist. Oh, oh. What is all this? Oh, no, we're okay. We're okay. A lot of problems happening today. I'm hot.

You're eight shots deep. Seven. Oh, look, I tried to catch him. Gaslighter. Gaslighting for positive reasons. You're welcome. You're helping. You're gaslighting me in a positive way.

What is it called? The gaslight for positive reasons. Would it still be gaslighting? A good friend. A good friend. Pouring the gasoline. Anyway. I was on bed frames when we get off it.

Who cares about bed frame? JT lived on the floor for three years. No, but if anybody knows a good non-squeaky bed frame, truly let me know. Anything that costs more than $40, I'm sure won't creak. My bed frame was like $120. Anything that costs more than $120 won't creak. And it's nice. What's squeaky for some, or what's not squeaky for some may still be squeaky, though, for others.

Okay. What do you mean by that? I don't know. it's just like he's saying if if a 40 pound chai oh yeah that's exactly what he's saying i'm saying if someone 110 pound spinner chick she's like oh look check out this one danny this one doesn't creak and danny sits on it and it's in my creek okay i need i need some big boys and girls to let me know about a robust orgy worthy bed frame yeah we're talking titanium reinforced whatever's in 12 dudes, 14 girls.

Whatever's in the Hugh Hefner mansion. I need Shaq's bed. Yeah, yeah. Did I tell you about my VR incident? I don't even think I've talked about this. What does that mean? When I caught you naked in VR? No, well, not that one.

Oh, sorry. No, so I went up for a little weekend trip with my parents. Oh, my God. I showed them, and I bought an Oculus 2 a few months ago. Finally got the chance to show them. uh and it went it went pretty well okay at the beginning you know we we had we had you know had a few drinks beforehand all right uh but first first i showed my dad i showed him some golf nice he was he was loving it he was like this is awesome like i'm gonna buy one right away

he was he was sold immediately yeah your dad is a big uh i'm jumping in right now i don't think that's he really isn't though he's been recently recently maybe but i feel like a lot of people are like that with vr like when they first get in yeah when they first get in you're like you're like starstruck you're like this is amazing i need to buy this right now i don't know if i still have the videos of jt trying my vr for the first time but if i do i'll throw them in the next morning he bought it oh yeah the next morning i don't even i think it was the same night it might have been the same night it came the next so you know this experience because when you get in at first you're like this is crazy yeah it's absolutely sorry continue but anyway and and so

and so i and so i i i strap up my mom to get in you know i put her i put her in i give her the controllers she also plays golf so i put her in the driving range uh there's a great golf plus on oculus store go get that great great not sponsored uh but it's fantastic um and she she goes for her first drive first she's you know she's just figuring it out she's like oh i can look around yeah yeah that's the point i can see things we could have been watching the tv this whole time no she's so i can look around okay she's looking around she's you know absorbing the sights right and then she goes to take a swing like america's home video style like uh the the beginning of the wii era takes her golf swing throws the controller directly at the tv

that's such a mom thing directly at tv tv shat shatters like not shatters like the screen but like the ink you know like the ink blot it like the whole entire tv immediately ruined obviously the controller is that way me and my dad go oh my god she is still in the thing and she goes did i get it in and and then and then we go oh my god what the hell and and she takes the headset off throws it on the ground and i'm like i just like hold her i'm like stop stop just stop moving you're gonna break everything i love because i use that vr machine every day yeah he does i hear him trotting and uh but no i mean it's partially my fault i didn't put on the strap always got to strap them up but you know i just strap up your moms strap up your mom's i i

just didn't think i don't know yeah every time i see no offense to your mother nope starting off there every time here come here comes every time i see but don't fuck yourself every time i see those straps like when we used to play weeds like don't forget to put on your straps i went how mentally incapable do you have to be to actually launch this thing across the room i think it's because like you know we're a generation that grew up screen in front of face you know and then another screen like my mom my mom has talked my mom has talked about like when her brother brought home pong you know like the fucking paddle game yeah like and so like i think that she was so absorbed in the realness of it that she yeah but she didn't understand like that she was holding

something right but but does that mean like when she goes golfing she just throws the club yeah i mean i guess i guess i guess not but i don't know there's just so there was obviously a disconnect because she she threw that fucking shit and because it's a golf swing she did it like a like a softball pitcher like a windmill like under underhand immediately cracked the entire tv and i guess at the end of your golf swing right can you do some people let go with one hand you're not supposed to well maybe she is that type and i don't know it's two separate controllers yeah but that means it would be launched backwards to them that's true oh the golf game is only one controller never mind tried to help her so she just she just launched it right

yes i mean she just let go of the golf club i mean she left i mean i guess so but it was it was so comical and my dad the whole time i was just like oh god i gotta buy a new fucking tv they actually She had a TV for the other room, but the other room was a very small bedroom. Right. And the TV was like 20 inches. Oh, God. The panic taking the VR headset and throwing it on the ground is very telling. Yeah.

I don't think your mom is good under pressure. No. And that's surprising because she's birthed a seed that is so immensely well under pressure. My mom quotes JT often, actually. one time jt went on a vacation with us uh with me and my parents uh skiing and he said that the apple didn't fall far from the tree it got stuck in it oh as referring to me apple didn't fall at all the apple didn't fall as in i'm the exact same person but a 20 year old male danny got stuck in his mother that's essentially essentially that's why the

c-section happened thank you true facts true facts i think no it wasn't a c-section well either way jt looks like a c-section but the point is the point is we're like we're like the same person i guess i'm a little more technologically competent i would hope eight oh yeah eight who's more uh no no it's eight oh because i tapped you and you said you're on seven no no because you tapped me and said eight and i said seven that's what i that's exactly what i just said now i want to know who's got more uh the differences between you and your mom who has like more mental fortitude would you say in what capacity uh mental fortitude what do you mean like okay you guys both in the same extremely stressful situation who's going to uh like panic

more first uh my mom for sure okay who's more athletic in their in their heyday in their prime danny if you can't beat your mother in her prime in a race uh i mean if you were boxing i'd mine really goes to boxing be like he wants revenge for the vr it'd be like two rounds and she'd be out danny danny in your mother's prime do you think that you'd be able to beat her in a race okay no i don't think so who would win it like volleyball in your in their prime oh No, she'd definitely win a volleyball. Really? Yeah.

What would she lose at besides your overwhelming force on her frame? Probably football. Same thing. No, no. Basketball. You got a lot of height. No, I could definitely beat her in basketball. Okay.

Let's say you guys both are at the Olympics. All those. Who comes out with more gold medals? I mean, you know. Oh, we're talking about her at a prime. Yes. Danny. this is so funny

who are we facing are we facing each other yeah each other well then yeah of course I'll win I don't know about that because you know I might not win

in horse dressage I don't know actually I will win in horse dressage yeah I think you would actually I'll give you that one Danny's scared to sit

on a horse no I don't think you have to sit on him what do you do you dress him up right yeah yeah it's all about the prancing and what not

I think they carry him like they just kind of lead them with the oh yeah Danny wouldn't shit himself dragging a horse in a dresser no i i think i would best my mom athletically oh god dude i think i think i would send my mom to the freaking moon dude like i don't think she's winning at anything see i would lose to my dad every time in every like athletic competition which is why when now

i'm skiing with him and i'm you know and obviously now we're not we're out of well he's out of his prime by like i should i should be entering my prime but i think he's still a little upset that i'm i'm a better skier than him now i mean if he makes a wrong turn that's a broken hip if you make a wrong turn that might be you know some scuffs so the fear really sets in yeah that's true i mean i can break a hip easily i probably how he's compared to him i don't know how much easier but i can beat my mom in in anything since like probably age nine except and you're not gonna like this she could smoke all three of us in ping pong dude i will i will i'm telling you right now smoke your mother in ping pong she i'm telling you right now even i knew you weren't gonna like

this right now even currently or in her prime currently oh absolutely currently she's better than she's ever been in her life right now currently right you understand you understand now we have to we have to sure sure you understand she has a um what's it called she has a like a ping pong i don't know what you would call it trophy an auto no like an auto feeder oh my god like uh like what's that the batting what do they got the batting cage yeah yeah like yeah so she has one of those and she puts like 200 ping pong balls at a time and they they get served at her constantly and she's practicing curving the ball all that shit oh damn even with that and a year of training from her i'd still blindfolded i'm telling you i i i literally i i

played her because i didn't know all this yeah yeah i wasn't prepared ping pong and she's like She's not hustling me. She's like, oh, man, so how do you play? Do you bounce it twice at first? I'm like, yeah, come on, Mom. And shut out. Zero points. Shut out.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. JT. I'm telling you. It's fine. I knew you wouldn't like this. She'll smoke you. I see. You know what I do?

Actually, I don't know how good Danny is, but if he's on your level. I'm horrible. Oh, God. He's not good at anything. I played you before. I played you before. That's not true. I'm great at Jenga.

I'm great at crosswords. Great at puzzles. Well, never mind. I'm okay at puzzles. JT's mom is better than me at puzzles, for sure. I think we're due for us three and our families over at the Long Beach house. Oh, yeah. And we'll have some margs, some frozen margs.

Speaking of moms, by the way, me and Tonya have always floated this idea. I floated it to my mom, and she said yes, about on Mother's Day, an episode with me and you and our respective mothers. Oh, boy. I think that'd be very funny. Oh, boy. Yeah, when's Mother's Day? May. Bad, son.

May something. So Mother's Day is... Is it that soon? No, Mother's Day is May, and then Father's Day is in June? No, I don't think so. Oh. Fact check. Bad, bad, bad.

Fact check me. Father's Day is June, typically like June 19th or something. We're talking about Mother's Day. When's Mother's Day? May. I'm going to say May 15th. 16th, maybe? Mother's Day is May 8th.

May 8th. Shot for you. same thing you got wrong i didn't get it wrong i was i was very right but you know yeah it's may june you know you can't have i feel like that's better you know you had to the mother's day the father's day and then wait the entire year yeah but then you got birthdays true christmas and father's day is anniversaries the third sunday of june that's why there's a rotating date that's why i always remember it because uh the music festival firefly we go to was previously always is the third Sunday of June.

Wait, so then maybe Mother's Day is the first Sunday. Nine. Nine. So maybe Mother's Day is the first Sunday of May and it's just a rotating date

as well. Probably. Probably. Okay. Either way, so maybe in a month. Month, we'll meet our moms. You're going to do

10 shots on that episode? I'll do 20. I think your mom will match you. Let's have a drinking competition between my mom and your mom. Moriarty's a tag team

drinking competition. Moriarty's will take these all day. You'll win. my mom will have like three sangrias and be like i am done for the day oh man i my mom would really really try she would i'll give her that she would try but after her two three drinks the thing is like you you might make up some ground on my side not enough not if your mom but not enough if your mom i don't know my mom are the the meanest drinking mother-son duo this side of the

mississippi which i know where it is now yes i know where it is now by the way great video last time thanks for 10 000 views in a day boy boy yeah i think it's at 13 something k now hey yo hey yo i love i love the videos that we look like incompetent assholes are the ones that do the best yeah i like how everybody just also decides to call us incompetent assholes in the comments yeah i love how also in the comments all these canadians who claim they got 90 95 percent on the same test focus on your own country also why are you so obsessed with i mean it's it's fairly impressive that they could because if you put a canadian map in front of me and said mark where anything is maybe maybe i'll get seven percent just tried it yesterday i got did you really

is it like the states or whatever what are they called the provinces provinces yeah there's some that you probably never heard of because i didn't hear of them when i was doing yesterday it's like uh uh like i don't know one of them is called like maple syrupville yeah maple syrupville it's like one of them's just called a no no it's like it's literally one of them was like I don't remember the name it was like Eric Adams Island

or something it's not like New York City no not Eric well they really care about it exactly they really care

yeah I just tried to call it a random name I guess he's on my mind is it Prince Edward no yeah Prince Edward Prince Edward Island

that's where good oysters come from P-E-I oysters to shuck them all day Jesus there's one Justin Trudeau Saskatchewan

Saskatchewan Saskatchewan we have a decent amount of canadian listeners that are going to be very either upset or or i mean or i'd assume i'd assume at least fairly impressed that we're able to name this many we barely named this all the states i think british columbia is where the skiing is i think maybe maybe not couldn't tell you i think this is 10 all right i guess we could close on that and on that what about number 11 though yeah we could do that off camera we gotta We've got to look at the taxes here.

We've got to look at the taxes. I'm pretty sure it's 10. I'll pull up the ledger. No, we can look at the taxes later. I'll pull up the ledger. Okay, so we obviously all share a Google Doc, and we modify it as it goes. Your mother, your mother, your mother. And JT, do you want to verify that number right there next to Danny's name?

Yeah, I believe that is two ones, so 11. Well, how about you change it right on here to a fat zero? Well, you spilled some there, so you've got to take another one now. Let me take another. Change it to a Fab Zero. Danny after the pot. Because I'm financially responsible. You guys get to see the fun.

We have to deal with the problem. No. I'm actually going to the diner after this. Oh, well, they have to deal with the problem. They have to deal with the problem. And, you know, this episode, thanks, Financial Freedom, this episode is brought to you by H&R Block. Cock.

And watch, we're going to go play Mario Kart, and he's going to owe us a good 10. The tax season's coming up. True. April, you know, May 15th, April 15th. Use code PICKY. All right, let's get out of here. JT, tell them where to find you. You can find me on Instagram at JTHolder97.

You can just pop it up while I'm doing this. Number 11. Danny's always watching. Danny crushed it. You can find me at AntPrisco. Can't forget to follow. PickyBoysPodcast. Like, share, subscribe.

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