Picky Boys Podcast - Adding A New Member To The Crew!!! - Picky Boys Podcast #280

Episode Date: June 25, 2023

On today's episode, Antonio, JT, & Danny discuss bodybuilders, supporting your kid's hobbies, playing instruments in school, a family shake-up for Antonio & Danny, and having a frat baby! Leave a comment down below and enjoy the episode! New Merch Here! - https://pickyboys-shop.fourthwall.com/ Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/pickyboys Twitch - https://www.twitch.tv/thepickyboys Make sure to check out all of the guests on today's episode: JT - https://www.instagram.com/thejballs/ Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.instagram.com/dannyiswatching/ Picky Boys - https://www.instagram.com/thepickyboys/

i just also i just don't i don't think that your dad would be my dad's type crushed him dude name two more ways you're like indiana jones two i have yeah we're gonna oil you up put some some spray tan on you get under the left pack get under there let's oil up these beefcakes all right what's the what's the rock's first bald movie that's when he ascended into into godliness seahorse is a very accurate name for that animal Oh, my God. It's so accurate. It looks like a tiny little horse that can swim.

End scene. All right. Welcome back to the Picky Boys podcast. She, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she. What? Oh, God. Danny goes, oh, I have something really cool. Then I turn around and it's those things.

Whoa. Listen, I was wearing sunglasses today. I'm a little hung over. Ah, gotcha, gotcha. You're a little hung. He's a little hung. He's well hung. He's definitely a little hung.

A little hung. Do you know what you look exactly like? Oh, no. Do you know the girl on Vine who, like, music plays and then turns around? Yeah, that's you. That's me now. I heard him say, this girl, and I went, here we go. It's, like, immediately insulting.

Do you know it? Yeah, yeah, the one that turns and is like that. We need to bring back Vine. We basically have. Did you match the bottle and the glasses on purpose? I did not, but I like that it is matching. Don't drink. oh now you're self-conscious show them how you drink antonio always makes fun of the way i drink

because there is a sound show them how you drink this is what we hear okay that's not how you drink that is ridiculous disgusting it's so gross it's so unbelievable water on your face you gotta open your gates don't don't don't gate me it's so obnoxiously loud the way you drink water this small you need air to be to not make it suction yeah you know what i mean yeah i know what you're saying but dude it's like you know in a coffee cup they have that little tiny tiny hole at the back yeah that's so that air can get out so that the water can flow through oh yeah well water and air doesn't make any sense to me it's like you could hold and you see those uh i don't know why i don't know why but i'm getting a lot of tiktoks about

about, like, assassination pots, like teapots. I don't know why I'm getting a lot of TikToks about this. I don't know why. It's like the poison is on the top, and if you hold this hole, the poison comes out, the other hole, tea comes out. I'm like, why do I want to know this? So you and your foe can drink from the same teapot, and it kills them. Yeah, and now I know, you know, if I'm at my adversary's house

and they offer me tea, I'm like, show me the holes. Show me the holes on this pot. It's like, what do I need that for? Have you ever seen the clear midsection of it so it actually shows how it works? Yeah, yeah. It's pretty great. Yeah, yeah.

Essentially, it's just a bottom layer of tea and then a top layer of poison. Depending on the hole you press, like a Rubik's Cube, different liquids come out. Murder your enemies. Get this teapot. That would fool me.

Code Picking Poison. Why are you on Assassin TikTok? I don't know why I'm on Assassin. That's what's worrying me. Maybe something's trying to prepare me for an assassination. Would you be fooled by that? Yeah, dude.

I mean, of course, that's like the one thing. Of course he's not poisoning me. We're drinking from the same pot. Yeah, and also, you know, it's tea. You don't murder people over tea. Sometimes I'm glad that we didn't live back in the days of like snake oil salesmen, you know? Oh, you would buy it all. Oh, my God.

I'd be doing like heroin. You know, they used to sell like heroin in jars, and they were like, it's a miracle cure. He's like, yeah, you know, to be fair, my back pain is gone. Everything's gone. I feel amazing. I think I'd be fooled. You don't think you'd be bamboozled? You don't know anything?

A guy with a mysterious car comes and says, this will cure your ailments? Well, you see, the thing is, he would get me on the lower pitch. It'd be like, well, obviously, he doesn't have something that can cure my cancer. But, you know, getting rid of my warts with this oil, that sounds reasonable. Maybe I'll get that one.

You know, he could get me on the sales pitch that way. I wouldn't take the whole rack. No, I'd definitely be gotten a bunch, actually. Danny would be coming into our shack, I guess, our hut, whatever it is, our wooden house, and be like, look what I got today from the salesman. They were just drug dealers, basically. I thought they were just bottling river water and selling it to people. Snake oil.

What is that? Squeeze a snake, I don't know. That sounded right. Squeeze a snake, get the oil. You think that this guy is going to risk touching a snake? He's already selling old granny rivers, like salt water from the ocean. You don't even think the snake oil was real snake oil. How can you trust that man?

That's a good point. How can you trust that man? To be fair, if you're not afraid of snakes and you know how to grab them, pretty easy animal to handle. I'm going to bring him out like a towel. I'm going to bring in a bunch of snakes, and we're going to have you grab them. We're going to have you grab them because it's so easy. First of all, in many ways, I'm like Indiana Jones, and one of them is that I'm terrified of snakes. Name two more ways.

What other ways, buddy? Name two more ways you're like Indiana Jones. Two. I have whips excite him whips excite me don't give him two more

whips excite me and I found myself running from large boulders sometimes you know what we

we teed him up and he knocked it out of the park fair enough fair enough Danny is Indiana Jones you know I am

we know an Indiana Jones we do know an Indiana Jones we do know actually technically now we know like seven how how excited do you think they are

for this new movie The Indiana Jones? Yes. Exuberantly. I don't know. Like, super excited, definitely. I don't know, but there's a thing, like, there's a thing about if you like something so much,

like, do you necessarily want it to have more iterations because it's more chances of failure? Is it Harrison Ford? Yeah. He's old, huh? He's up there. Oh, this is his last one for sure. Oh, yeah, that's what we said about the other one.

He looks younger in this one than the one previous because face tech got so good. Oh, wow. Yeah, so he looks, you know, I'm pretty sure he's walking around in a wheelchair, but like in this indiana jones he looks you know 60s he still shouldn't be swinging from trees but you're benjamin but you're benjamin buttoning yeah indiana jones no but i mean the last one wasn't great so i feel like also in terms of fandom you hope that oh well at least now there's

a chance to redeem it i get that because if you got two shit ones in a row you still got three good ones like it doesn't matter i would rather more that's what i'm saying but it's changing the scales you know you put another shit one on top and then all of a sudden now we're dealing with like what Star Wars I'm sure a lot of people would argue you're putting another keep putting stuff

on the shit side and now it's becoming a shit series now it's becoming a shit series yeah but then it makes the good ones even better no?

when you throw all the crap at the wall wait do people feel that way about I don't follow Star Wars are the new ones well shit yeah there's essentially

nine movies and they say two of them are good which isn't great there's usually in general there's like two camps people who

watch Star Wars when it first came out hate the new ones, and people who didn't watch it kind of hate the old ones, except for a few, and like the new ones. And by the old ones, do you mean the original six that, for some reason, they released in a weird Yoda order? Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Specifically

the original originals. I was saying the first three. So four, five, and six. Yeah. The first three being four, five, and six, because that makes sense. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then the prequels with the kid and Jar Jar Binks. Okay. But, you know, it's like, and I kind of get that it's impossible to watch that and not like everybody knows the spoiler you know it would have been a great spoiler if i watched it right then and there he's i'm your father

whatever but now it's not apparently that line isn't that line no it's not what is it i don't know i forgot it like when he when he reaches like luke i am your father that's no that's not it yeah he says no i am your father does he i think so but whenever anyone like is quoting that movie you're acting out that movie or something, they always say the other one. I think Toy Story fucked it up with the Zurg and Buzz Lightyear scene. I think they messed it up

because I'm pretty sure they said it. They said it the way everyone says it. Buzz, I am your father or something. I'm like, oh, wow, look at that. I just trusted Toy Story too much. It's called an homage. Don't throw big words at me today. Don't throw big words.

But I don't know. I think Harrison Ford should stop making movies, probably. And then they're doing another... He's apparently one of the worst celebrities in real life. I'm sure there's worse. He's like an Ellen level of, oh, actually, secretly? God damn. Is there anyone that you heard that surprised you they're an asshole?

Because I feel like if you tell me, like, oh, this famous actor's a good person, I go, oh, wow, that's nice. But any famous actor you tell me, oh, actually, he's terrible, I'm like, oh, yeah, that makes sense. You know, I never am surprised when someone's like, oh, he's actually a terrible person. I'm like, well, you know, he already tried to be. He's a famous celebrity. Like, he's an actor, dude.

Like, they're all kind of strange. I don't know. What have you guys heard? I've heard that this person is so good, which is why I'd be surprised if they were bad, an asshole is Keanu Reeves. I heard he's, like, just a saint in real life. Yeah, me too.

And he pets kittens and stuff. Yeah. It's amazing. He'll just adopt, like, a stray dog on the street and put it in a mansion and then just leave it alone for a while. So if I met him and he was an asshole, I'd be very upset. I think Ryan Reynolds, I'd be surprised if he was an asshole.

Because you don't get both. You don't get both. You don't get to play the asshole and then be it, I feel like. Does he play the asshole? I mean, he plays a douchebag in every movie. Like a quippy, you know, annoying, you know. It's like you're trying to talk to me. It's like, oh, yeah, well, your shoes are tied.

It's like, all right, you're fucking annoying. You say your shoes are tied? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fucking annoying. Fucking asshole pointing out my shoes are tied. Yeah, I'm wearing sandals. I guess I don't really perceive him as an asshole character in movies. Do you think Deadpool's an asshole?

Like the character? He's an asshole. Deadpool's like maybe the one where kind of, even then, he's just killing everyone. So yes. You're just a Reynolds blower. But does it not feel like after Deadpool, Ryan Reynolds just never stopped playing that character ever? But that's what I'm saying. No, but he never stopped.

Yeah, he was playing Deadpool way before in every movie. Every movie. Have you followed his little soccer club situation? What the hell is that? Him and Rob McElhaney from Always Sunny bought a failing English football team. Really? And made it very popular, put a bunch of money into it, and now they just ascended a rank. Yeah, they Ted Lassoed it.

They Ted Lassoed it. And ascended a rank in the rankings of the soccer. yeah British soccer is very weird like he took a bad team and he essentially they went up to the league

this in one year or whatever that's amazing that's so cool everything that man touches turns to gold actually it's kind of crazy yeah

it's like you say Portnoy said it where he says like anything like any project I try it's impossible to not make money yeah

because when you're at a certain level it's like and especially that level you know it's like Mr. Beast doing anything yeah Ryan Reynolds is the

Mr. Beast of acting I don't know or is that The Rock Yeah, whatever you do, it's going to be a massive success at that level. Like the Rock's Tequila just entered the top ten tequila brands in the world or something. What's his brand? Terramina. Never heard of it.

Not good? Oh, you whispered that. You're scared of him. I feel like every celebrity liquor is good. Casamigos. I don't know. George Clooney kind of crushed that. McGregor's whiskey sucks.

Oh, it's so bad. Yeah. Oh, and I know. Sorry, Dana White. I know that his Howlerhead is garbage. I haven't even tried it yet. His banana whiskey? Oh, my God.

That is so disgusting. Anything banana-flavored, just banana-flavoring. I like bananas. Banana-flavoring is not it. It doesn't slap. I've had it. It's not good. I can see it working well in a very specific cocktail,

like a nice banana old-fashioned situation. I think I'd rather jump off seven pages. Just shooting it is not very tasty whatsoever. But, yeah, like the Rock's tequila, it's like, oh, wow, congratulations, the most famous guy in the world started a tequila brand, and it's top ten. It's like crazy, you know? what an achievement when when did the rock become the most famous guy in the world because like

i don't know i i feel like if you go through his discography is that the right word like nothing's that impressive but he just has it's so massive and long like what what is what what absolute classic has the rock been in like where he went from you know the rundown he just released four movies every year with kevin hart and like somehow became the the most famous actor in the world what was what was his first bald movie that's probably where it was uh isn't it uh isn't he in like what is it the mummy or something he's the villain or national treasure what is it no i'm not the the the mummy returns whatever but i'm not like he's scorpion king i'm not saying his first movie that's his first one no i'm saying his first bald one he's

bald in that no he's not bald in that like he has a whole ass ponytail hair line that's fine but he has a whole ass ponytail tooth fairy no that's hair i'm talking about hairless rock he has hair the fairy no yes he has hair in the tooth fairy i know the rock's hair very well okay he's been keeping keeping track of it very hair run down hair walk tall hair i know let me see this see what i want to see the hair show him the hair show him the rock's hair what's the what's the rock's first bald movie that's when he ascended into into godliness can you see it from there i can i can do another picture the way you grab those glasses made me want to punch you you right he definitely has the receding hairline there oh there it is yeah you're right hair hair

where is hairless rock because that's that's that answers your question when he became a megastar it's when he lost the hair so so the rock you're essentially saying that the rock's career took off after ball ab after baldness yeah av and then bb before baldness i liked it it's still a very prosperous career i liked it can you smell what the rock's cooking yeah yeah wwe and again i just watched the rundown with stifler and him and so i like that movie a lot but in wwe he was like a villain all the good ones i mean they're all they're all partially like they're like villain and they're kind of anti-hero the only cool guy and you know john cena's cool i guess but like john cena's the only good guy in that that turned into something you can't make john cena a villain

And he just, all he does is constantly visit children with cancer. I know. And there is, it's nice. And performs, they always used to say, like, show pictures of him, like, performing on military bases. And I was like, do any of these people care about the WWE? I guess so. Yeah. It seems like a children's event, honestly.

Look at the crowds in the WWE, dude. I know, I know. Bro, yeah, if anything, that is probably the highest percentage of WWE fans is at a military anything. You know what? I would love to go. It would be really fun. I guess every, you know, from 9 to 13-year-old has a WWE kick. They went all the time, my family, my brothers, to events.

Never been to SummerSlam or WrestleMania, whatever. It's too far. You know, my grandpa used to like WWE. Old man, old Irish man. He just found it one day and went, I like this. why are you acting like it's it's weird to like the wwe it's it's weird for an old man to like wwe who has never seen like never grew didn't grow up with it he just saw it one day and was like you know what i like this well no no that's weird i think it is weird for any adult especially

or any adult who starts liking it as an adult no offense to you know your grandpa maybe he has something he has something going on yeah was he starting to lose it in his later years maybe what did you mean by that maybe he had something going on you know there is and I'll say this

there's a homoeroticism to the WWE yeah those men are those men are in fucking toy

those men were in speedos and I'm just saying for your grandpa in his old age to be like oh I want to watch this all the time

just saying maybe he had some stuff no I think he was a stone cold guy though who's like aggressively not gay yeah so straight Which makes it worse a little.

A little. Yeah, no. Stone Cold is the straightest it can be. Actually, wait. Why does John Cena wrestle in jean shorts? It makes no sense. It's such a classic look. I don't know.

I have no idea. It's a classic John Cena look. Also, he freestyles. He does. Dude, there's a little homoeroticism to a lot of super manly things, like bodybuilding. It's like the judges are like, oh, yeah, look at the... Not even just the judges. Everyone's like, look at the striations on his glutes, man.

It's like, dude, you're looking at another man's cheeks. Yeah, no, he's right. It's like, spread them, spread them, spread them, spread them. He's like, we got to oil you up. Yeah, we got to oil you up with some spray tan on you. Get under the left back, get under there. Let's oil up these beefcakes, all right? I feel like bodybuilders have such support from their families.

Like, imagine, like, your mom and dad are just watching in an audience, and you come out in a little Speedo, and you're like, yeah! That's just weird. It's weird. And that's the peak of that guy's year. true that is it is the peak of his year danny uh thinks that parents supporting their children is strange i don't think so i just think that honestly as a parent going to an event that you might not find enjoyable for your children seems like such a weird thing to do like imagine

your kids like no what are you talking about i mean not not weird not it's not a weird thing to do but it's an uncomfortable thing you have to do as a parent like you're gonna have to when you when you become a parent you're gonna have to sit through a lot of shit you don't want to see even not even i'm not even talking you know middle school recitals i'm talking what if you're what if your kid 20 years old starts a band or a podcast or a podcast that's well yeah well at least we can do it digitally so they can judge me behind the screen yeah but imagine they have to come to your band you have to go to your child's band and he sings music that you don't like at all well i mean okay two greatly different scenarios were put in play there besides the point i would if i was the

i would if i would hope the kid just goes don't come if my kid's good at it i'll i mean i would be extremely happy to go watch anything that he does or she does from like a from a child to you know middle school or whatever as long you go to watch them enjoy it right yeah that's your enjoyment now when you're getting older all right well yeah i was imagining an older kid here though the second oh yeah like if he's in a band or something yeah plays if he's good at whatever the new style of music is when we're old we know danny's not talking about this guy opening at coachella we're we're danny's talking about you know he's very bad i might be like all right this is a good side hobby i'm talking about jackson i'm talking about you're like come on mom and dad

come to my gig and then it's like what the fuck is up danny's yeah it's just yeah yeah that's what talking about I mean as when you're a kid obviously you just have to like everybody knows I'm gonna have to watch a bad rendition of hairspray or you know a recorder recital that's gonna hurt my ears the recorder recitals rough I know I teachers there any teachers out there right in the comments do the schools do that on purpose to the parents they're like hey we've been we've been watching your annoying ass kids this whole time so we're gonna give you all that annoyance back for a week and a half in the form of hot cross buns yeah because they even have to

practice at home it's like i rather i'll break that thing dude no it's a the recorder big big recorder has a pervasive stranglehold on schools i don't know what happened and i guess that's good you know let keep them creative i suppose we could do something else it's because they're cheap and they're plastic i guess it's better than the other cheap but like all right bring home your harmonica That'd be upsetting. Yeah, but that'd be cool, though, because, wait, that's this one, right? Like the jail cell? That'd be cool because I'd be like, oh, wow, he's in prison.

That's funny. Isn't that what they play in old-timey jails? They do play that. I think that'd be funny. Like if my child, like a small child, was playing harmonica, I'd be like, he's in prison. It's like watching little kids in suits, like little men. It's like little people. Oh, my God.

I do love a little kid in a suit. It's like a little person. It's like, oh, you saw a film. Or a dog suit. Did you ever see a dog suit? No. You lose it. Oh, yeah, and I know he would get excited for a while.

No, it's great. It's great. It's like when you look at them from the front, it looks like they're wearing a little suit. It's great. I'm not even a pet guy, but pet costumes are fun. Or I saw one for Halloween where a dog was the same thing, but he was Chucky, so it had a little knife on.

Oh, I saw that. I saw that. That is cute. Did you guys play any instruments as kids? Or even in the school band? Or did you all have recorders, or did you give different people different ones? No, no, everyone gets recorders.

Everyone got recorders. There was a collective annoyance. Then there was an elective. You could do band outside of it. I tried to do the trumpet. Oh, I can see that. Yeah, you look like a trumpet guy. Well, I just wanted to do...

I went through a horse racing kick as a kid. I don't know why. And so I wanted to do the... You know, every horse race opens with... And I wanted to be that guy. A trumpet. That's on a trumpet? Trumpet's one of the cooler ones.

I wanted to be that guy. You can't be walking around with a tuba. I feel like I could rock a tuba. Is tuba the big one? Yeah. See, that's more what I could see Danny doing. Oh, no, you can't rock around a tuba. But also-

Dude, it would be around his waist. That's so much space. Like, that's like, that's, tuba's so big. By the way, that is actually not a tuba. Is that a trombone? No. No. It's a-

Trombone is the slidey one. Yeah. Oh. I forgot what it's called, but the one, the one that goes around you is not a tuba. Often mistaken as a tuba. But you don't know the name. A tuba is just like a huge one that you hold. Okay.

Sorry, Danny. Sabonophone Sabonophone You ever just like Think of someone From your past And be like You know that guy

Is a fucking idiot You just insult them For no reason Oh my god I wish I had a magic mirror And I could see Where everybody is What they're doing in life

Well we know a few Not great True He's got some prisons in there He's got some prisons He's got some prisons in there Any success stories in there Us

Isn't that stupid No there's definitely People who have like Succeeded in other ways No for sure Oh we talk about from our middle school? I'm talking about every...

Oh, you're talking about every... Yeah, I don't know anyone from your middle school. Oh, we're talking about everything. Hmm. Probably, yeah. A lot of real estate agents, I'm sure they're doing well.

Yeah, I mean, just numbers-wise, there were so many people in our high school. Someone has to be doing something we don't know. You know, I feel like we're doing pretty okay because I'd be totally fine

going to our high school reunion. You know, I feel like that's a benchmark in life. Would you have been okay two years ago doing that? Yes, but it still would have been weirder. Asterisk?

Yes, asterisk. I might have rented a Lambo, you know, one of those. We got to take some of the wind out of this guy's sails. No, I'm saying, well, no, I'm saying back then I would have

artificially inflated this. Artificially inflated this. But I'm just saying, there's certainly, I don't know. Who cares about those people? What is it? No, it's not about that.

What's it about? First of all, it is absolutely. What's it about then? it's about it's about showing he's about to answer showing you know showing who?

parading your horse around who? why? to who? for who? for the people to see who's the people? yeah

oh okay the people you don't care about? again it's less about what they think of it because I'm sure there'll be plenty of people who still think we're

dummy dum-dums that's gonna happen every fashion of life exactly so it's not it's not necessarily about the naysayers but it's for the ones

for your viewing pleasure. The ones who want to look at my horse may. The one you rented? The one. Secretariat. You have the triple crown. What's a horse name? Secretariat.

Tulips. Carrots. Isn't Secretariat dead? Yes. Yes, but who knows? Its come is alive and well. That's true. That's true.

There's no girl race horses, right? I think there is. I feel like there probably is. I feel like—I mean, is the gender differences that big between—in horse species? Probably. In animals, I mean— There's a lot of animals that are—that it's not. Right, but think about, you know—

I guess horses are mammals. Yeah, and you think about cows and bulls. I mean, that's a big difference. Oh, cows and bulls. No one's— But hyenas, though, women are stronger. Yeah, and I think they bite off the wieners of the male hyenas. Yeah, something like that.

It's like, let's not—we've already experienced too many of those. And as we all know, the seahorse, the male, gives birth. I, seahorse is a very accurate name for that animal. Oh my God, it's so accurate. It looks like a tiny little horse that can swim. I would give every single penny I have to someone who could create fun to watch seahorse races. Dude, I found a dead seahorse at the beach,

like right here, like in Long Island. I was like, yo, they have those here? They have seahorses here? They have seahorses? Yeah, imagine. No, that must have traveled. That must have got... Maybe someone planted it.

...swept away. Planted it. How far... Well, first of all, seahorses... If they were... Now, if a seahorse was the size of a horse, that'd be crazy. Dude, and you could ride them. Like, Aquaman could ride them around.

That'd be crazy. Whoa. Imagine a guy just, like, mowing through the water, like, on a jet ski, and you're like, no, that's not a jet ski. That's a seahorse. That would be so scary. Yeah, but now fish got to intelligent. You could turn it into seahorse power that can make little fish automobiles.

We don't need all that. It would just be Spongebob down there. Yeah. But seahorses are so tiny. Yeah, they are. The first, you know, there's a lot of things I think about where the first person to have seen that or touched that or eaten that or smelt that, first person seeing a seahorse would be like, what the fuck is this thing?

Yeah, it's so weird. Its skin is like scaly. It's very strange. What kind of animal even is it? I don't know. Like, what's its most closely related to? A horse. That has to be the answer.

No. No. No, it's not. That has to be one of the furthest answers. I hope, you know, it's something in their DNA. It's like, it's actually really closely related to a horse. I hope. It's got to be like a...

Oh, my God. What would it be? I don't even know what it looks. It doesn't even really look like anything. Give me your guesses. What's it most closely related to? I'll give a dollar to whoever's right. My answer is going to be like some stupid collection of letters, it's going to say.

Like, it's going to be like Urshas, Sinko, Notch. I think it's kind of close to maybe like in the crustacean family. They do seem a little crusty. I feel like a shrimp before you eat it has a very different look than the shrimp that we enjoy. You're not wrong. A steak before you eat it also has a very different look before we enjoy. True. But I'm saying, you ever see what a little shrimp looks like?

Yeah, everything's gross. Kind of horsey. A little cockroach of the sea, but shrimp tastes so good. Well, I don't know what this is. Told you you were wrong. I said random collection of letters. It's a pipe fish. That's the most closely related.

Honestly, I can see it, too. That's a pipe fish. Pipe or pite? Get out of here. Pipe? That looks like my mom's shits. Oh, wow. Why are you looking at your mom's shits?

Sometimes it happens. People love your mom. I know. I know. I forgot about that part. Her voice alone. Yeah, I forgot about that part of putting my mom's voice out there. for these hooligans to see, to hear.

Every third comment was, Tony's mom sounds hot. He's like, you guys are all geniuses. Yeah, I forgot about that part. I was thinking about it later in the day. One of those was my alt. All three of them were. Danny Lee's little...

One of those was Danny's mom. Oh. Yeah. Danny Lee's little Zodiac clues in his names. That sounds like a... I feel like this, like... Imagine if, you know, God forbid... Here we go.

Two of our fathers passed away. Oh, my God. And then our moms became, like, lesbian lovers. That'd be a good Netflix show. Where did you go? Antonio, I don't know. You just killed our dads and made our moms bang. What's wrong with you?

Well, I mean, then we'd be like brothers. Yeah, a little bit. Les brothers. Les brothers. I don't think. I don't think. It would still be brothers. Why would their sexual orientation apply to you guys?

Well, that's just how it came to be. You need a part of the origin story. Or what's weirder is like if the opposite happened and our mom and dad banged because the other ones talked. I would be less comfortable with that. You would be more comfortable with our moms being lesbians for each other? I would. I get it. I get it.

What about our dads being gay for each other? That asks a lot more questions than it answers. It's the same amount of questions. It is. It is and it isn't. It is and it isn't. It's fairly close to the same. Maybe a couple more questions.

I guess so. I think it's all about that. I don't know. If the guys do that, it's more like, why were they hiding all these years yeah but if the mom's was just like that's just woman i just and also i just don't i don't think that your dad would be my dad's type crush them dude Hey, your dad will be lucky.

Your dad will be lucky to have my dad. Don't talk about my dad that way. You bitch. There has to be a simpler way for us to be. Just to intermingle the families. How much closer can we get? How much closer can we be? You know what would be funny in the future when, like, when they can just do the gene editing?

If they could just make a baby, like, what if they could just make a baby and take half your DNA and half your DNA and just, like, fuse it? Why would we want half his DNA? And now you don't even. Oh. He wouldn't even need a third party's DNA, like, you just. I would love to see what a baby would look like with all three of ours. You're going to triple it? Yeah, why not?

So of the strength of three. But will we take the best traits from each or just mix it up, randomize? Oh, well, if we're starting taking best traits, now we're really, what are we doing here? It would be Danny's height. Yeah. And Danny's cuteness. No, I didn't say anything. He's coming at you.

No, you gave a little look over there. I wasn't talking to you. You gave a look over there. You can't see where I'm looking behind these eyes. That also sounds like a Netflix movie. Three, in the future, three friends decide to just fuse their DNA and have a baby. Isn't that just like three and a half men? I feel like every frat would just have a little frat baby together.

it would die yeah yeah it's very sad but yeah it would die no no someone will step up it would die or live to be the worst human being on planet earth that is that's a better point well essentially like it would be a kind of a robot right like how would we treat that how are we going to treat clones oh i'm saying like clones this isn't a clone this is spermal fusion first of all you just combine it with 14 boys what are we doing yeah the sequence of genome we had to take it this treat this treat this I want to take these blue eyes for my baby yes I'll take that I'll give them my luscious hair I was gonna yes I didn't celebrity start selling their DNA to like a bit expensive like $100,000 we

could buy oh my god dude LeBron could be a billionaire he just fucking gotten the milker machine this is i i think i read this somewhere i think didn't didn't someone offer him and serena williams to have a baby i did i saw that too because like just just and they were saying whatever sport this now child goes in would be the best in it yeah scoring 70 points a game in the nba yeah or just i don't know like the best winds up being the best golfer ever the point is it'll be it'll be it'll do great the athleticism would be off astonish yeah but you know what's funny life doesn't work that way that kid's gonna be a book nerd and the scrawniest shortest person ever but he's gonna be very smart and he's gonna live a great life he's not gonna

be in sports no he's gonna be dunking from the three-point line no i know he's gonna be dunking from the three-point line yeah yeah you're right you're right but isn't that crazy that like now you just everyone is on a scale of horses like lebron could just be selling his cum like horses and just be making money. Have a little LeBron babies. Instead, Serena married the founder of Reddit. Really? Yeah.

Oh. What do you know? It's an interesting pairing, you know? Money's money, right? Sure. I guess so. I don't even know what that guy looks like. Not athletic.

Well, imagine that. There's like three of them. Oh, she married three of them. I think one of them got butted out of the agreements. That's probably not that guy. Probably one of the other two. Yeah, she wouldn't pick the loser. Yeah.

Good for her. Good for you. I think one of them got zucked, though. Got Facebooked. Got social networked. But zucked did the good one. You mean they got Winklevossed. I mean, however you want to put it, yeah.

Well, getting zucked means they got Facebooked. Zucked is the one who did it. So if you get zucked, get zucked, motherfucker. Oh, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. Yeah, you're using it as a verb. Yeah. Okay, that makes sense. Zucking is a good thing.

Zucking is a good thing, yeah. You want to be, you want to. You want to zuck people. Yeah. You want to do the zucking. Get zucked. You don't want to get zucked. You don't want to get zucked.

Yeah, yeah, but you're the one saying it. Like, get zucked, bitch. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, but then the Winklevoss twins bought 70% of Bitcoin. They're doing all right. So what does it matter? That's true. Didn't they dress the same every day on purpose?

Yeah. So strange, man. Yeah, it's weird. They must have sex with the same woman together, right? They definitely tried it once. Once, bro, every time. They tried not doing it once and hated it and went back to it. I feel like if you really, if your mind works,

it'll just look like you're banging in front of a mirror, right? Kind of. Like, maybe the person's not even there. Just as a mirror. And, you know, a couple extra holes are filled, maybe. All right. All right. Let's get out of here.

Oh, hold on one second. You're so. Before he says it, Mr. Balls has officially arrived. Has a name change. Oh, yeah, true. New name change, Instagram. Didn't even notice. Look at this fucking asshole.

What? Oh, my new name on Instagram is The J Balls. So none of that JT Holden 97 crap anymore, guys. The J-Balls. The J-Balls. The J-Balls. The J-Balls. I want just J-Balls, but that guy died.

The guy who has that handle, so can't get that handle anymore. So I'm the J-Balls. Rip J-Balls. The J-Balls. It sounds like you have to do a one-man show or something, like on stage. That's the J-Balls. That's the new Instagram. All right, well, then plug that one.

Tell them where to find you. Yeah. The J-Balls on Instagram, everyone. You can find me at DannyIsWatching on Instagram. Every time I message JT on Instagram, he's going to be like, I've got to forget, and then I'm going to type in J-Balls. The J-Balls. If you type in J-Balls, you're going to get a dead guy.

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