Picky Boys Podcast - Always Have A SAFE WORD With Your Friends! - Picky Boys Podcast #374
Episode Date: May 11, 2025Join the Patreon and unlock 600+ posts instantly! - https://www.patreon.com/pickyboys Today, Antonio, Danny, and JT discuss the horror of being bitten by dogs at a young age, doing ju-jitsu on yoursel...f, the most recent Met Gala, the crime of being late, replacing parts of a ship and changing it, the Disnay park coming to the UAE, and why you should always have a safeword with your friends! Follow us on Twitch! - https://www.twitch.tv/thepickyboys Get your Subathon Merch before it's gone!! - https://pickyboys-shop.fourthwall.com/ Make sure to check out all of the people on today's episode: JT - https://www.instagram.com/thejballs/ Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.instagram.com/dannyiswatching/ Send us mail here! Picky Boys Podcast PO Box 740050 9224 Queens Blvd Rego Park, NY 11374 Picky Boys - https://www.instagram.com/thepickyboys/
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Danny.
All righty.
All righty.
Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to the Picky Boys Podcast Extravaganza.
And pets.
And pets.
Some pets.
Pets watch.
Pets love us.
Do they?
Yeah.
I've heard.
There's cats especially.
They like swat at the screen.
Does that mean they want to, do they see us as prey, or does that mean-
I don't know.
I could see a cat thinking that you could prey.
You prey.
Do you prey?
No.
Well, every time an animal comes into the house, they immediately attack Danny.
That's true.
They can sense my fear.
A little bit, yeah.
I hate animals.
I love looking at them.
And I love the joy that they bring people.
But I don't want them anywhere near me.
Did you get attacked as a kid at all or no?
I was attacked when I was a child by tiny small dogs, too, which is even more upsetting.
What kind?
Chihuahua?
No.
No, that's Riley.
Shih Tzu.
That's all bigger.
Something like that.
What's the classic, like, fucking mangy white little dog that all the-
It's not that.
Every woman-
It's the one-
Like, sassy?
Like, sassy, yeah.
Like, our friend's dog, Sassy.
It's like the ones that are, like, brown, and they're, like, hairy, and they're kind of, like, tiny.
Just describing dogs.
Just describing dogs.
Could be describing a cat, honestly.
I don't know, but either way-
They're on four legs.
They lick the toilet.
Two of them bit me through my jeans.
It was a double team.
It was a double team.
At the same time?
I guess so, yeah.
What were you doing?
I was pretty young.
I was-
But that started it all.
And I'm also allergic to them.
It's just like, I wasn't born to be a pet companion, a person.
Well, yeah.
Yeah.
The pet would be your companion.
Yeah.
I don't need a companion.
Wait, but now.
Of a pet kind.
You got a bit through the genes.
I know.
Isn't that crazy?
A Yorkie?
Is that what it's called?
That's not bad.
Can we get old Yorkie, Jason?
Jason looked at Danny.
We know what a Yorkie looks like.
With actual disgust.
Can we get a Yorkie?
Dude, a dog bit my dick when I was a kid.
i tell you guys this what like bad not bad but also can we soften up that word what did you
what did you expect i mean you were putting your your giblets near the dog didn't do any of that
unfair characterization no i literally like he was just chasing his neighbor a whole new name
sorry i had to get that would be the opposite but no you know and uh just the neighbor got a new dog
and it was kind of playing around chasing me a little too much and like nibbling a little too
much and then it ran between my legs so i jumped up split in the air and it just like chomped and
i was so embarrassed i didn't even like tell my parents even though it really hurt were you were
there dents no nothing like that it just they nibbled you there's nibble yeah right but it
hurt yeah no i always people always say like oh yeah sometimes you know your dog will like bite
on your finger when you're petting like this is a joke i don't get that now imagine that see on
your penis i don't get that because as soon as a dog like tries to bite my finger i immediately
they want to punch it why are you fingering dogs no you're just petting it and then like it but
why are you by the mouth that's just how you said you pet a dog and then like i don't know they go
you did it again what is that finger like i don't know this is what dogs do i guess you just you
have such a prey smell yeah there's there's only there's only been one dog i've ever liked in my
entire life and it's antonio's sister's dog so not joe's dog okay all right joe's dog is way too
big dog is way too big every time he comes up to me i'm like oh well that's a full person like it
could knock him over now antonio's sister's dog that's the dog that's the only dog i love adorable
but that was that dog was a puppy it was not gonna grow into a bigger dog anyway she's a bit of a
chonker now just a bit okay do you think she that me and her would still have a connection
no danny i think i think not at all i think we had a great connection when she was a young
pup and so i think when she was a young pup she saw danny as more of a mother figure yeah
And now it's probably back to prey now that I'm thinking about it.
It's the only dog ever, like, I've had that sit in my lap.
Well, she was hypoallergenic.
And she is hypoallergenic.
Currently is.
I don't know why I said was.
It helps that they're not actively trying to kill me.
Scent-wise.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Well.
Have you ever seen the guy who does dog jiu-jitsu?
He just, like, does TikTok videos, and he teaches you how to put, like, your dog in an arm bar and stuff.
useful stuff man
dude if you get attacked one day
this is an incredibly niche JT
yeah it's dogs
it's dogs
it's like three Venn diagrams combined
this is my algorithm
what does that guy have
two views
one himself one is you
yeah
that's so funny
maybe Danny should learn dude it could save your life one day
he likes UFC and dogs so much
he's starting to get dog jitsu
on his For You page.
There's another guy who
does tutorial videos
on self-jiu-jitsu.
He puts himself in an arm bar
and then he'll teach you the counter
to the self-arm bar. He's like,
once you get in the self-arm bar, you're going to want to put yourself
in a rear naked.
I don't know what's going on.
Anyway, I'm getting way too deep in the weeds.
Can we look through your phone?
Can we look through your algorithm?
I don't think you should look through his phone.
We're definitely not looking through Jason's phone.
can we get something else jason what do we got here yeah jason what's in the news jason we got
to get off dogs uh you guys have a choice oh oh my god he's doing it again uh is this all of them
do you want to talk about the met gala i mean the met gala happened wow there's so many there's so
many this is all met gala why'd you say met gala like that by the way how do you say it i don't
know say it again met gala gala no you got it all right all right let's let's run through them we
got we got a few we got uh jenna ortega i don't love these love this okay ruler look a little
gladiator look ruler yeah they're rulers oh shit oh shit sorry sorry the glasses are a little dirty
didn't notice that they look like uh the theme the theme this year was uh like black tailoring
and dandyism and then the what you're supposed to wear on that's the exhibit and then what you're
supposed to wear is like is like an emphasis in tailoring i don't know exactly what that means
but i guess she uses rulers to kind of like oh this is this is tailored for me i actually like
this a lot what would you call it dandy lism dandyism that's what it sounds like danny made
it like an art exhibit be like this is dandy dandy dandyism it's it goes back to like this
this is what the exhibit is it's like the roots of like fashion and slavery and i don't know
dandelions and no dandyism i feel like there should be dandelions there i don't think it's
like i like this one though i don't know go to the museum and figure it out i don't i don't know
yeah i like it i like it i didn't know there were rulers i did not it changes my opinion a little
bit but not to better or worse a little worse okay that's fair uh next we got okay this is henry
It takes up a lot of space, I will say that.
It does take up a lot of space.
Well, I'm confused.
1800s?
Yeah, like a Game of Thrones thing.
I feel like someone always does a Game of Thrones thing.
Wait, no, this is last year's.
Oh, I'm Jason.
Jason.
Jason.
Oh, shit.
Jason, what are we doing?
This is this year.
This is your whole bit.
This is this year.
That was the only one.
This better be the only one, Jason.
Jason, if there's one more.
The carpet's like blue this year.
No, no, no.
There's no cutting.
You messed it up, and it's staying in.
It's staying in.
I'm going to keep referencing that you messed it up, so you have to keep it in.
He's going to ruin the continuity.
Next one.
This one's from this year, not like the one Jason just messed up.
Is that the kid from Stranger Things?
This is very dapper.
I'm glad we have this one from this year because Jason just put in one from last year, which really messed it up.
Didn't happen.
I'm just making sure that we keep that in.
Dude, he looks like a full-grown man.
He does look like a full-grown man.
Isn't Stranger Things Season 5 supposed to come out?
Why?
They're just going to be grown men and women?
He's going to have a beard.
Honestly, I think this looks pretty good.
This is fire.
I don't like the gloves.
I was just going to say that.
But not because they are gloves.
I just feel like the color.
The color, I think, is off.
You know what I mean?
No?
And how thick they are.
The color is off.
And the material looks like, honestly.
I can't.
I love the cane.
Love the accents.
I love everything else.
Love the beard as well.
Yeah.
Loving the beard.
I like the, whatever the handkerchief is, chief.
Yeah, I don't know.
It's like a bunch of chains.
Don't like the gloves.
Yeah.
Sue me.
But I like everything else.
I agree.
All right.
Janelle Monae.
Yes.
Always kills it.
This is awesome.
What the hell is this?
Wow, this is an optical illusion.
Awesome as a word.
This is great.
I think this is awesome.
Wait, is it-
And it comes off.
Can the next slide?
Are they in something?
Can she move her arms?
Yeah.
It did come off at some point.
Okay, there it is.
There it is.
There it is.
There it is.
There it is.
There it is.
There it is.
There it is.
There it is.
There it is.
There it is.
There it is.
All right, wait, wait, wait.
first of all love the clock monocle okay all right this is that that is way better yeah than
that thing she had on but i get it because you know you have it on it looks like garbage
and then you take it off it's like oh it makes this look even better the clock is
and the clock monocle that's sick she's hiding a whole bag under there and it moves too
no i saw the guy on tiktok who made the clock monocle for her no one could just make things
say clock one again clock i think you said cock this is what jason wants to hear
next one i don't i don't think he's that popular he's like a model
all right he's only he's in but i really in his dms his fit was good i think you'd appreciate
it i would appreciate this is uh inspired by jojo oh it is it is it's a good fit jojo's bizarre
adventure it's a great fit he looks like a he looks like we get a side can we get a jojo
what is the inspiration here?
Is it the spade?
It's probably Giorno.
Giorno?
Is this Giorno's outfit?
You definitely see...
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Like the heart situation.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Pretty good.
Pretty good.
Yeah, no, that is cool.
All right, we don't...
Jason.
You got here quick, by the way.
This is in his bookmarks.
Jason got there fast.
Why is he naked?
This is it with the cape.
Looks nice.
Very boxy cape.
Worse with the cape.
But I feel like now I'm starting...
Now I'm starting...
Is the theme kind of boxy?
I guess so.
I'm not exactly sure.
I guess clocks.
But it's definitely this theme, from what I've heard,
was the men are the people who are supposed to show up this year
instead of the women.
Show up as in really show out.
It's more about suits and tailored suits more than it is dresses.
So the men really have to step up this year.
Gotcha.
Honestly, Ben Simmons always has a good outfit.
I don't know why he's there every year, but he always got a good outfit.
Damn, you know whose outfit I was trying to find,
but i just lost it uh that a ticker tick tick tocker who goes you know that guy's name oh uh
come come copy right yeah i forgot copy lane copy lane yes yes i am all right with this
there was one year yeah his outfit it's also good i think it is about clocks danny yeah it looks like
it's about clocks definitely i don't think it's about clock bro everyone everyone has a clock i
I just think that every person has a clock.
I think that happens to be like the time.
I don't know.
Dude, it's definitely about clocks.
And for the audience, like this person, full vest, all clocks.
It has to be about clocks.
There's over 10 clocks on his vest.
There's over 10 clocks on the left side.
Yeah.
It has to be about clocks.
I like this stuff.
There's nothing like crazy, crazy over the top unless Jason didn't show it.
No, I looked through.
I looked through.
There's like 300 pictures of outfits, and I look through a lot.
Look at Demi Moore.
He's giving Mad Hatter vibes here.
Seems like a relatively tame Met Gala, honestly.
Well, clocks aren't that.
Demi Moore, so it's all about suits and ties, so she went as a tie.
I like that.
She is the tie.
That's cute.
It's still not bad.
It's not like.
I'm okay with it.
Yeah.
I don't like it.
Should dress up next Met Gala to try to fit the theme on the podcast.
Yeah.
It's funny when I did a Met Gala review a few years ago.
That one.
It was the camp one, so that was a particularly odd one.
That one sucked.
I couldn't.
Still don't know what that word means.
Yeah, honestly.
I don't really know either.
Yeah, it's tough.
I like that it's all about clocks this year, clearly.
And it's about clocks and ties, I guess.
Yeah.
Well, good job, everybody.
Good job, everybody.
You did it.
It's a strange event.
I feel like the Met Gala happens every three months.
Why does it feel like that?
It's the first Monday in May.
Every year?
Every year.
I guess it's just people are just dressing weirder because, you know, the Grammys he wore,
Jaden Smith wore the house hat or whatever it was, and people are just dressing strange.
I mean, it is like a good thing.
It's like a fundraiser for the Met Museum that puts on like a, what is it called?
Like an exhibit of fashion.
So it is going towards the arts, and the Met is basically free for New Yorkers, so it's
good to fund that stuff.
Only free for us.
You all have to pay.
You have to pay.
You all have to pay.
But I think it's a suggested donation.
When's the last time you've been in a museum?
I was at the MoMA like two weeks ago.
I swear to God.
What's the MoMA stand for?
The Museum of Modern Art.
How was that?
It was way too crowded.
I wasn't meeting somebody there, and so I was just there.
But it's cool.
So you were meeting somebody there?
Yeah, I didn't stay for very long.
You went inside?
Yeah.
$30.
You paid $30 to go inside, meet somebody, and leave?
Yeah.
Well, they were there for a while.
And so I was like, I'm not going to make you re-exhibit all of these modern art.
So you were late?
I was very late, yeah.
Okay, that makes sense.
Okay, how about we be honest?
We'll be up front.
I didn't think I had to.
Why do you make a CIA torture method out of you?
I didn't realize I had to explain the whole situation.
Why can't we just be honest?
I didn't realize that was, okay, either way, I wasn't impressed.
By the five minutes you spent there?
I wasn't impressed.
You know, actually hold time out.
For someone who's such a baby about time, that's why he was trying to hide that he was late.
I'm not usually late, but when I am, first of all, the first thing is that when I am late, I clearly communicate with the person, I'm running late, this is my ETA.
Yeah, bare minimum, by the way.
That's what you're supposed to do.
Tell that to everybody that I fucking know.
Relax.
Because they say, oh, leaving the house now, they don't even have their underwear on.
So this is bullshit.
I do that.
Jason, we know you do that.
I'm here on time, though.
No one said you weren't.
I guess Danny's kind of saying that a little bit.
I'm not saying that.
I'm just saying I'm usually strict with time.
And so I was late.
I'm a human.
You're not allowed to be late.
you're just not allowed
to always be late
and then say like
oh what's the big deal
I'm only 15 minutes late
well it's 15 minutes
that I'll never get back
you fucking loser
so
Jesus
relax
okay
alright you were late
you were late to the Met Gala
yes
I mean sorry
yes I was late to the Met Gala
you were late to the Met Gala
and you spent 30 bucks
to just sprint around
the exhibit to
just kind of
you know
better friend than I
like first of all
where do you want me to meet you
I will say
before then
it was a long time
before I'd been
since I've been to a museum.
I think the last time I was in a museum
was probably when we were in Amsterdam.
Genuinely.
The Van Gogh?
Yeah, the Van Gogh Museum.
Cool museum.
Great museum.
It was all of his art pieces
and they brought it to life
with graphics and stuff.
It was pretty cool.
That's about it.
Did you guys go to the,
I'm going to try to say this,
Louvre?
Just the Louvre?
The Louvre?
The Louvre, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That one.
When we were in Paris,
we did go to the Louvre.
How was that?
We saw the Mona Lisa.
Very small woman.
Honestly, the Louvre has so many cooler,
like huge paintings
than the Mona Lisa.
The Mona Lisa's kind of just like...
Yeah, it's behind like
four inches of bulletproof glass.
And everybody's trying
to get a picture with it.
It's really not...
It's cool because it's like,
wow, the Mona Lisa.
You can't even really touch it.
Also, is it the Mona Lisa anymore?
Don't they keep...
You cannot touch it.
They repaint all that stuff.
Yeah, they keep repainting
all the paintings.
What's a painting anymore?
I don't know.
Yeah.
I could do it.
If you take a ship
and replace every part,
is it still the same ship?
See, but that argument,
I feel like, yeah.
Well, then you think
It's the same painting.
I know, but it's something with painting that's different.
If you paint over it a bunch of times, that's not the same painting.
If the ship's plaque stays and all the other pieces, I'd say it's the same ship.
Is that a thing, a ship plaque?
I feel like it would be somewhere, maybe in the captain's quarters, you know?
I think as long as the ship definitely has maintained its aura of being the ship.
How's that?
It just does.
I don't know how to describe it, but it just does.
I agree.
You can replace every piece.
I think it's the same ship.
I get my, you know, pieces of my car replaced.
It's still my car.
Yeah, but if you got the whole car replaced, it's not.
Well, over time or all at the same time.
Does it matter?
It does matter.
It does matter.
That definitely matters.
It definitely matters.
That definitely matters.
It's not the same car.
It's not the same ship.
It's not the same painting.
I'm sorry.
It definitely.
You guys believe in fucking fake auras and stuff.
That's voodoo magic.
That's not real.
Fake auras?
What the hell was that about?
I didn't say aura.
You guys believe in auras.
God, you're on my side.
It has the same aura.
You're on my side.
It has the same.
Maybe that's just a too online word.
A too?
A too much of an online word.
But it has the same, like.
Vibe, whatever.
Yeah.
No.
He wasn't going to accept vibe.
It is.
He said vibe.
I offered the replacement word.
He's not going to accept that.
It's essence.
Oh, I like that word.
It's the same thing.
I like that word.
You know what?
It's all magic.
I'm backing him up.
Well, it's not magic, right?
Because the ship does have some kind of essence to it, you know?
He gave all three words that could be used.
You can't come up with another one.
How else would you describe it?
Vibe, aura, essence, gusto.
Don't start.
Don't start.
That doesn't fit.
Don't start.
Vigor.
Vigor.
Why can't guster work?
Guster.
Why can't guster work?
Oh, shit.
I don't know.
Can you look up synonyms for essence or aura, please?
Yes, yes.
Okay, what do we got?
Ethos.
The soul of the ship.
The soul of the ship.
That's a good one.
The soul.
There you go, JT.
A ship has a soul.
Come on, JT.
A ship has a soul, JT.
The soul of the ship.
This is all magic.
This is not real.
The ship's spirit.
The ethos.
The meat.
I like that one.
The meat of the ship.
I don't like that.
Yeah, we replaced all the parts, but the meat of the ship's the same.
The soul of the ship.
That's a good one.
The quintessence.
Quintessence.
The quintessence.
That's too big of a word for a pirate.
Quintessence of the ship.
The nucleus.
Yeah, it's probably gone.
All right, so my point is, the soul of the ship is still there.
I'm going to have to disagree with you on this one.
What if one piece is still there?
What piece?
That's a good question.
Oh.
No.
What?
This is...
It's got to be like, I will accept, and this is being generous, I'll take up to 75%.
Bro.
74%.
If 75% gets replaced, brother, you've reused...
It's a different ship, and you've reused some parts from the old one.
Bro, 75%, what are you talking about?
as long as all right not the wheel but a random plank on the ship that feels no that's not 70
how would i join your side here because how how is that the wheel is certainly more important
yeah it's like a fundamental piece of the ship i know but there's something nice about it being
a random plank somewhere on the ship where it's like that's the plank i do think my answer changes
if it happens over time for some reason because i guess like i guess if if each piece gets changed
over time then those pieces have kind of spent time with the original ship but if you just if
you just replace 80 of it it is a harder argument like you can't take one ship wheel and put it on
a different ship and now it's a new ship that's crazy it's a good point well that's actually
yes that is that is to our detriment no why because because look because the wheel's going
to a new ship right and it doesn't become but if that was if that was a one-to-one of the old ship
and you put the wheel on it.
What the hell are you talking about?
You're talking about opposites.
No, no, no.
You just said the opposite thing.
No, no.
Now you've...
Okay, ship A's got a wheel.
Ship B has no wheel.
Okay.
You take this wheel off, put it on there.
Yeah.
Does ship B become ship A?
No.
No.
And now on ship B...
That's what I'm saying.
Hold on, hold on.
I'm not done.
And on ship B, you only replace 5% of it,
so it doesn't hit my threshold.
It doesn't hit my threshold.
Wait, but then why'd you look at me like I was a psycho?
I'm agreeing with that.
I don't know whose side you're on anymore now.
I don't know.
It's a challenging question.
Why is Forky there?
What did that...
Did you just put that there?
It's a challenging question.
No, he's been here the entire time.
Why can't he hang out?
He's seen some things.
He's seen some things.
He can't speak about them.
Holy shit.
First of all, that is a gigantic spork.
Yeah, it is a big spork.
What are you eating with that?
I don't know.
A burrito, I guess?
Oh.
Is that how that works?
I don't know.
I feel like a nice big bowl of cereal.
I don't know why he's called Forky when he's a spork.
That's a better question.
Should be called Sporky.
Wait, is he a spork in the movie?
Yeah.
So why is he called Forky?
Maybe he just doesn't know what a spork is.
I mean, he's a spork.
Oh, he doesn't say it himself.
The kid names it.
Oh, the kid didn't know.
Oh, the kid probably, yeah.
It's too advanced for kids.
The kid's dumb.
This is also Danny Sporky.
Has a mustache.
Oh, I see that.
Oh, you did all that?
Yeah.
Yeah, that makes sense.
Okay.
got a little bit of crackage at the bottom listen i don't like to harp on these things that often
because then antonio calls me antonio calls me a nerd i didn't say anything but let's start with
this for all of those who don't know who've been living under a rock the pope is dead the pope is
dead right it's been for like months he's dead now take a look at his tomb in which he was just
entombed. Okay. I haven't heard
about this. What? Do you see the problem
here? Don't even look at the words.
Look at the picture. Is it
a typo? No, he said
don't look at the words. No, I'm saying
don't look at the words in the article. Look at the picture.
What a poor way to explain me directions.
There's a huge
issue, and it has to do with kerning.
Word of the day. Kerning.
Oh my gosh. The spacing in
between letters.
Yeah, so. It looks like
fr-ah-ness-is-a-qur.
Look at the A.
The A is lonesome.
There's a mile in between the R, and there's a mile in between the N.
Also, what does this word even say?
It says Francis the whatever, the fifth or whatever.
I don't know.
CBS is not the fifth.
Francis versus who?
Yeah.
I think the issue must be, you know, once you etch into that stone, you can't backspace, right?
Yeah, it's the same thing.
You ever write on a birthday card, like, happy birthday, and then you got a...
And day kind of curves down, and it's really small.
Yeah, it's like, oh, no, I don't have enough space.
Mark Wilson, writing at FastCompany.com, called it objectively awful.
Oh, yeah.
And I agree with that.
Oh, yeah, he said it looks like fra and sitz verse.
This is supposed to be our holy father.
Can we not get a stencil?
Let's get a stencil.
Oh, a stencil would be a great idea, actually.
It's bad.
It's really bad.
It is bad.
And you know why it's extra bad?
Because this is probably the last time that, like, the media and everyone in the world is going to talk about him, like, in a grand context.
Yeah, it is one big joke at the end, isn't it?
Yeah.
Isn't it always, though?
There's going to be no more Pope news, at least about Pope Francis.
Like, this is his final news article, essentially.
I mean, there's, you know, there's, to the trained eye, there's kerning issues all over the world.
But this is particularly awful.
Yeah, I could see you being upset.
There are so many times where I'm looking at a poster or a cover art or someone that we know is posting something about something they're doing or just anything graphics-wise.
And I look at it and I go, Danny's going to hate that.
And then I send it to him and he goes, oh, oh, oh.
That exact reaction.
You're just sending Danny rage bait?
That's all Antonio does.
Well, I said it to him, and I just wait.
Because if he says it's good, I'd have to go upstairs and say, what'd you do with Danny?
But usually he just says it's awful terrible.
Sometimes he says it's good.
That's the test to see if he's still him.
Yeah.
What test would you give each other?
If I think that one of you is replaced with some kind of clone or bad alien, what test
would you think would work to say who the other one is?
Oh.
I would ask JT if he would like a burrito bowl right now.
You can do that.
You can do that.
Yeah, but I feel like the clone might want it, too.
It's a tough one, I guess.
You could ask you, what's your favorite song in the Goofy movie?
That's a great question.
That's a great question, but everyone would say,
oh, there's two, though.
It's tough.
I'm going to get shot.
You took too long to answer.
I'm going to get shot.
For Danny.
I don't know what I'd say to JT, honestly.
Oh, this is tough.
You know what I would do for JT?
I would get him a new monitor.
but I would set the frame rate to 1
oh you're trying to be crazy
and if JT doesn't say a thing about it
for a week I'd be like oh it's not JT
JT I'd ask JT to put himself
in an arm bar actually
if he can't do it then I know it's not him
it's not the real him JT where did the dog
bite you that one time point on this
on this doll for Danny
graphic design yeah
yeah I mean you can do
a lot of things for Danny I would just
what would you do for Danny JT
man it's tough to say we have a secret phrase which i'm not going to say i also can't say
because i don't remember it i don't remember this so i would get shot oh my god yeah the
secret phrase i'll cut it no i'm not gonna use oh my god no it's not even it but it's way too
close no it's way too yeah just believe it don't cut it that's funny oh my god no yeah we do have
a we did have a phrase growing up where if someone said it there's immediate all right we have to
lock in there could be a problem and i think everybody should kind of have that no yeah it's
like it's like lifetime safe words we used it uh when danny came out really yeah oh because
because there would have to be a presser held the next day no because because we because you told
people in a certain order so when it was finally like oh danny needs help we all thought you were
messing around and then they said that and you're like oh shit it's serious and then we went and
Gotcha, and stuff.
It works.
It works.
It works.
You got to get your phrase down.
You got to get your phrase down.
Also, don't have a friend like JT that can't remember.
Yeah, I can't remember.
Because then that doesn't help either.
Wait, it's not in the s**t?
Stop saying it.
No.
Yeah, stop saying it.
I'm just getting bleeping.
Yeah, yeah.
Giving Jason more bleeping work.
There was a time, back to the frame rate thing.
Also, wait, so before that.
Before that.
So I feel like we're all probably...
gonna get the clone like i don't think we're gonna be able to figure each other out then
depends how much they studied around depends how much they study bro yeah you know what's
confusing in those movies that when they do clone you it's i guess it's not it's a pseudo clone
or well you know because like when you clone someone i feel like you get everything but i
guess not or it's more it's more shape shifters they just have the look of you and the voice
well then that's easy i feel like that's easy you just go any memory oh i would just i would
go right up to danny's forehead and go oh and see if the unicorn hair is still there the shape
shifter could easily miss that detail and not clone it that's a good point but what if it's
not true what's he getting shot now yeah but but if he did that i would i would be able to say
oh are you looking for the unicorn hair yeah the shape shifter would be like what the hell are you
doing and then you kill him boom easy money right there and then and then we walk off and we're like
this is the real danny and danny looks back at the camera and his eyes his eyes blink sideways like
oh no
how did he mess that up
back to the frame rate thing
oh
back to
your eyes blinking sideways
yeah
because you're the
because you're the alien
yeah
or whatever
it's like the end of the movie
you know
yeah
it looks over in the camera
yeah yeah
we messed up
JT was upstairs
and
JT was
and we were
I was
I forget if I was helping editing
or if I was just watching something
and JT kept getting frustrated
he was like
do you see
the game is messed up
and I went
what are you talking about
he's like the game
like right there
It messes up when I do this.
It's like, what are you talking about?
And then he checked the frame rate, and the frame rate of his computer was off by one
frame.
It was like 60 frames per second.
This is an exaggeration.
Bro, it was 60 frames per second.
It might have been 58 frames per second.
First of all, you think I play on 60, bro?
I play on 144.
Exactly.
Come on.
So it was 143, and he was having a tizzy all over the place.
And I was honestly kind of impressed that you were able to see it.
I couldn't see a goddamn thing.
All right.
It was like the Incredibles when Flash runs and moves.
It's like, he moves right there.
You know when Steph Curry is dribbling a basketball,
and then boom, the basketball falls out of his hands,
and he goes, that's not me.
That part of the board, that part of the court is a dead spot.
And then they come over and check it, and they go,
oh my God, he's right, it is a dead spot.
And he can just tell, he just knows.
That's what it is with the frame rate.
Saying this guy's Steph Curry.
Yes.
That's what we're saying.
Steph Curry of video games.
This guy's Steph Curry of frame rate.
That's the Steph Curry of frame rates.
If I'm dropping frames, I can tell, and it messes me up.
And I go, I didn't kill that guy, and it's not my fault.
It's the frame rate.
I feel like that's just every gamer.
I agree.
Yeah, you agree.
Jason's got it.
You agree.
Why don't you get it out of your mouth?
You agree with him.
Whoa.
Oh, sorry.
Sorry, too much.
Would you go to Dubai?
To do what?
I'm just asking.
I don't like food.
I was asking if you'd go to Dubai.
Can you answer?
No, it's just a question for you.
It's actually for you.
It's for you.
Jason's scared.
I have something that might change your mind.
It's a rich businessman offering a lot of money
for you to fly out there and just hang out.
Just hang out.
Why is Jason staring at me?
I'm interested.
Okay, I mean, wait, but for what?
Just answer the question.
Would you go to Dubai?
We need a firm answer.
All right, no.
Would I change your mind if I said
that there's going to be a big, beautiful,
new Disney park there?
Oh.
Okay.
Because there is.
How has he heard about this and not you?
Yeah, seriously.
I thought you were on like the forums and stuff.
Danny, can I talk to you for a second?
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
What's the password?
What's the password?
What's the password?
What's the password?
Look at that.
Holy shit.
Look at that.
Oh, this is what you brought up?
Danny, this is, first of all, this is a painting.
What do you want from me here?
It's concept art.
Listen.
Also, it says Walt Disney has announced plans.
He's dead, by the way.
What is this?
um no i mean but look at this this is gonna be i mean you know it's gonna be it's gonna be like
bougie it's in dubai they added 120 million passengers travel through damn that's gonna
be what's that 10 years it's gonna take it's it's a 10 square mile island it's a disney island
disney island that'd be cool if they called it that scroll up to the that's got to be what it's
called right because you have to distinguish between disney land and world and they said
have to be there's no way there's more than this when was when was this even announced uh three
hours ago holy shit wow yeah i'm on it i'm on it okay what the hell i'm on it wait so do we have
a timeline oh it's gotta be like 20 years well i know it's gonna be forever no it's dubai are you
kidding me this shit's gonna be like five years no bro no it's probably gonna be like 10 years
it it really depends because i'll tell you this much i i read a a tidbit today that said
GTA 6 has taken longer
to be developed
than the Burj Khalif
the tallest building in the world
took to be built
uh oh Jason has
Jason has
it's not really true
it was in like concept
it didn't actually start development
until like six years ago
wow he just babied your ass
I'm sorry
he just babied your butt
that kind of counts though
what was it
he's basically saying that
they weren't working on it
so the day someone said
hey we should do GTA 6
it counts from there
if they're like
drawing up stuff
I think it counts
that's part of a video game process
It should count the day after GTA 5.
When's the next one?
Well, then that's a long time.
As soon as they're like sketching stuff and writing ideas down, I think that counts.
To be fair to Rockstar, they did do Red Dead 2 in between this.
And then they milked the shit out of GTA 5.
Yep.
They're still milking that cow.
And I think remastered Bully for some reason.
Yeah.
Well, I like bullies.
The Bully games.
Yeah, they're fun.
Okay.
So that's cool.
So picky boys.
What?
5,000 patron Disney Dubai?
No.
Isn't Dubai dry?
Dubai is dry.
No, not for Disney. Also, I think it's a
I don't know if I can go there.
Why?
I don't know if I can go there.
I mean, it's not like
you have a scent. They were like, that one!
I don't know.
Dogs do smell them. Maybe that's a thing.
I don't know. I could be wrong,
but I think
I think, like, Dubai is, like, okay with that stuff for tourists.
Just don't do it in front of them.
I think that's how it is.
Also, this is going to be 40 years from now.
Never mind what I said.
The patron goal will be 100 million patrons at that point.
I think it's going to be done in 12 years.
Wait, it's not in Dubai.
It's in Abu Dhabi.
That's where Dubai is.
No, aren't they both part of the United Arab Emirates?
Whatever it is.
So Danny just made that up.
Wait, really?
I think they're two sub-countries, but they're all part of one big country or something.
No, it's a lot of nothing, actually.
Can you talk about Abu Dhabi versus Dubai?
Oh, yeah, it's the UAE, the United Emirates.
Yeah, they're all part of the UAE.
Oh, yeah, it's right over there.
Oh, Danny, oh, God.
Abu Dhabi.
Well, I saw something that said Disney's coming to Dubai.
I'm sorry.
Oh, Danny.
They're like, you know.
Even when he's right.
They're like 30 miles away.
Even when he's right, it's still a Danny fact, isn't it?
They're like 30 miles away.
That is way more than 30 miles.
You should go there.
That is way more than 30 miles.
That's 10.
Look, 10 miles on the board right there.
Where?
The bottom right.
That's where.
What does that have to do with the distance between those things?
That's the distance.
That's at least 60 miles.
It's definitely like 60, yeah.
It's like 60 miles.
Double the amount.
It's definitely more, actually.
If you were in Dubai, you could easily hop, skip, jump over to Abu Dhabi.
Don't hop, skip, jump.
You could definitely walk there in two days.
Two days?
That's 30 miles a day, man.
Give me directions to Dubai.
Don't be generous to him.
Look at him.
Now I'm not going to be generous.
Now it's three days.
Now I feel bad.
What do you feel about it?
I thought I solemnly thought it was the same place.
You should feel bad.
I solemnly thought it was the same place.
You should feel bad.
What are we doing right now?
All right.
Hour drive.
That's pretty good.
Now can we change it to the walk option?
Because Danny's going to walk it, actually.
Yep.
Change it to walk, please.
5,000 patrons.
Danny will.
He can't walk there.
He's not even giving it an option.
He can't walk there.
Not even giving it an option.
but an hour car ride
I mean come on
bro an hour car ride
how fast can you go
let's hear
an hour car ride
is like 60 miles
you're right
that's what we said
is it just not allowed
why can't we
why can't we walk there
I guess it would be like
walking from the US to Mexico
like maybe you just
can't do that
wait they're not
no they're in the same country
there's a city
they're in the United
Amherst
I think they're like
they're countries
but they're all part of
one bigger country
so I don't even know
Danny learn geography
learn the
the state of the world
sometimes
I think Dubai is a city
Wait, can we type in, is Dubai a city?
I feel like you should stop.
Is a city and an emirate in the United Arab Emirates?
Well, I don't know what an emirate is.
That I don't know either.
I don't know if that's English.
Danny, you know the easiest way to-
Oh, fly, emirate.
That's the airline.
That's the airline.
I heard they're great, too.
Danny, you know the best way to get out of a hole?
No.
Dig up.
Put down the shovel.
Jason's giving us the wrap it up.
Is that true?
Let's get out of there.
Well, if you keep digging, you go down the hole.
Either way.
You know what?
Never mind.
Can you go to the side?
the words of wisdom
how does that make you
get out of the hole
you dig a ramp
you dig a ramp
yeah
JT where does
oh first of all
whoa whoa whoa
if I was in a sand
he's not gonna get away
yeah I'm not gonna let you
get away with this
if I was in a sand hole
a 10 foot sand hole
with a shovel
I could dig a ramp
up and out
you gotta be careful
of avalanches
that's true
you're gonna be dead
you'll be dead
you'll be dead
well it's just
stop digging
it's not gonna get you
out of the hole
1300 pages
You're in the hole already.
1,300 pages and we put Danny in a 20-foot sand hole.
No, no, 20 is too much because then I could die.
You could die at 10.
Yeah, but it's less likely.
JT, tell them where to find you.
I was an architect.
I know structural engineering.
And Forky's down.
And Forky's down.
See, he doesn't know his spattle awareness.
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