Picky Boys Podcast - Amish Men Have 1 Less Rib?!? - Picky Boys Podcast #261
Episode Date: January 29, 2023On today's episode, JT, Antonio, and Danny discuss terrible neighbors, being a good investor, why men have 1 less rib, going to space using a balloon, and breaking away from the Amish! Leave a comment... down below! Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/pickyboys Merch - https://pickyboys-shop.fourthwall.com/ Twitch - https://www.twitch.tv/pickyboysstreaming ----------------------------------------------------------------- Make sure to check out all of the guests on today's episode: JT - https://www.instagram.com/jtholden97/ Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.instagram.com/dannyiswatching/ Picky Boys Podcast - https://www.instagram.com/pickyboyspodcast/ #pickyboys #261
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That was also the night that one of our friends, like, sat on the ledge of the building, of
the rooftop, and Danny, like, had to pull him back to safety.
All right, three, two, one, what body part would you eat?
What is the rump?
Is that your ass?
Bro, should we just, like, get a bunch of, like, simple yet complex math problems and
equations?
Just have Danny try this on.
That'd be a full episode.
I'll be honest, I definitely think I would have gotten into Uber.
Fuck it.
Like, Gary Vee, I think, is an idiot.
Gary Vee passed up on Uber twice.
But again, that's because...
Deep breaths, everybody. Three, two, one. Hold your breath.
How long can you hold your breath for? Welcome back to the Biggie Boys Podcast, by the way.
I don't know why. I thought you were actually going to hold your breath. You can't hold your breath for more than like 20 seconds, probably.
That's not true. 25. How long can you hold your breath? Like probably four minutes.
Probably like four and a half minutes, seven minutes. That's ridiculous. Eight minutes, nine minutes.
David Blaine over here. Fucking 13 minutes, I think. I could do it.
You look like a short breath holder. Oh, 45 seconds. I'm going to
pass out. 45 seconds? That's too
little. I've never timed it.
Everybody
has timed how long they can hold their breath
underwater. Every single person.
That's not true. I agree with him. Thank you, JT.
I'm telling you it's not true.
We know you have. You're just lying.
Every single person has timed. I'm sure I had little competitions
as a kid. There you go. Timed it.
Who can keep their
head underwater
the longest, but I've never taken out
a stopwatch. I don't know the time.
I just don't believe you. You're talking
you're talking about comparing dick sizes with another person versus measuring it and measuring
is much more common all all i know with the pool game is that i can hold my breath longer than this
person i don't know the time impossible i just don't i just don't believe it also what's with
you and not being able to bring your mic close to your mouth anymore here here you're still too far
away just lift it yeah there you go you got it strong man yes okay look at you now now we can
hear you properly well i thought i thought once you do the you know the eqs and stuff
he's throwing out sound terms once once you do the eqs i thought okay well i shouldn't move it
after then because you know you've already calibrated it for the that's a good point
man's been speaking into mics for like four years he's been he talks far away like a pro like it's
a problem you know i was thinking about i saw a state farm you know like like a good neighbor
state farm was there and i was just thinking about like i don't think i've ever had a good neighbor
like i think a good neighbor is a neighbor that you don't even know it's a good neighbor
someone just doesn't bother you but then state farm not bothering me isn't a good
insurance company either i feel like it's a very new york thing to not know your neighbors like
And I'm not wanting to know your neighbors at all.
I just – I can't – like if you have a neighbor that you actually – not your friend and not your family.
Those don't count.
But I'm saying a neighbor that you actually like and that you hang out.
It's just strange to me.
Have you ever like borrowed sugar from a neighbor?
That's pretty common, right?
That's the saying.
I would just go to the store.
Like what am I bothering – also, you think my neighbors have sugar?
My neighbors have enough.
I mean everybody has sugar.
My neighbors, I guarantee they have enough.
Well, maybe that's more of like, because in rural areas, the store might be 45 minutes away.
But here, the store is closer than your neighbor.
So, I might as well go to the store.
I'll be honest.
I'd rather just not bake the cake or have the coffee than go bother my neighbor.
True.
And if someone showed up to my door and asked me for sugar, I'd be like, what are you trying?
Scouting?
Are you trying to rob me?
What's going on here?
Is this a term for cocaine?
Yeah, what are you doing here?
Get out of my face and get out of my life.
My old neighbor in Brooklyn used to run a daycare.
Definitely illegal.
but like but every every every yeah every morning i'd like go upstairs i'd like get a coffee and
then i go upstairs on the elevator and there'll be like 10 carriages there yeah they didn't have
10 kids and i don't think they have multiple different carriages so i just kind of was like
led to believe that they're running they're running a daycare basically car basically it's
like i don't think it was actually a daycare but basically i think it was like them and their
friends are saying all right we're all gonna go to work so we're gonna hire a nanny and then
we're all going to bring our kids to the same house
and have the nanny co-nanny.
Not a bad idea.
This is a lot of assumptions made about these people.
I mean, what else could it have been?
I actually, I like when the neighbor,
if the neighbor's doing something like that,
then that's good, because then you have like,
that's a good neighbor, because then
they're not going to bother you for the little things, right?
If you're smoking and creating meth
in the apartment next door, you're not going to call the police
over a noise complaint when I'm having friends over.
I'll tell you what, though.
A little bad, just a little worse than you.
You have a little leverage.
Because then if the superintendent calls me and says, you know, blah, blah, blah, blah, you've been making noise or whatever, I can say, well, there's ten fucking carriages in the hallway.
First of all, huge fire hazard.
Huge fire hazard.
That's true.
All of those babies are dying.
Danny just said if the superintendent says there's any problem, he's going to rat.
That's what he said.
I'm not going to rat.
I'm just going to shed light on the fact that I'm not the only one causing problems over here.
He's in prison.
You're a snitch.
She's like, I was just shedding light upon the fact that you guys are illegal.
I was getting in trouble, and I thought I could relieve some of my trouble by shedding some light.
I didn't write.
I just shed light.
Danny sheds light.
Danny turns on the light switch.
I'm a very respectful neighbor, too.
I believe that.
You're always like a scared little kitten.
Yeah, I know.
I used to physically leave my apartment.
I tell people if anybody was over, and they were woken to smeed, you know what I'm saying?
I would tell them
you gotta get a leave
because I don't want my neighbors to be upset at me
and it just fills up the whole building
but you had a balcony
it wasn't enough for me
because people who would smoke on my balcony
I would smell it
and the neighbors are like 10 feet away
so you can only assume they could smell it
and I'm a respectful neighbor
except for once it started to do COVID
then I was just like
this is tough times baby
these are trying times
if you're gonna yell at me
Everything's thrown out the window.
You're just a loser.
Just start blowing smoke.
But didn't.
Here we go.
Well, I was going to say, I don't know if you want me to divulge this, but didn't you
have like a med card?
Is that even, it's legal, right?
Yeah, it is.
It would be legal.
He's just a scared little puss.
I'm just, I'm just, I'm a scaredy cat.
He probably thought the neighbors would rat and like SWAT teams would come from the roof.
Oh no.
FBI open up.
I knew that wouldn't happen, but I'm just, I'm just trying to be respectful.
Is that too bad?
No.
No, no, no.
But if they're not respecting you, who gives a shit?
Shut some wine.
They were respecting me.
You just said they were running a daycare.
Oh, no, no, no.
Yeah, yeah, that's true.
But the neighbors who would have been the brunt of the smell are different neighbors.
They actually worked at Google.
And you liked them.
They were Googlers.
They were Googlers.
So they would Google, what is this smell?
It smells like french fries on a sour money.
One time me and JT accidentally stumbled upon a party there.
They were having a party on the roof.
and we were like, hey, we were on the roof.
And they were like, oh, come down, have a party.
And we were like, okay, fine.
And so we're on the roof and we were partying.
We might have overstayed our welcome
because then we got invited to the apartment.
As you do.
And as soon as we walked into the apartment,
which I had always wanted to see, by the way.
Just because they're Googlers?
Just because each apartment had different layouts.
So I wanted to see that apartment.
And as soon as we walked in, we got the eyes.
Like, what the fuck are these people doing here?
These guys aren't Googlers.
Oh, they brought you into an apartment filled with more people that weren't at the party?
The party was on the roof, and then downstairs in their apartment, there was like a sub party once it got too late.
Oh, man, you can't go to the sub party.
And we entered the sub party, and everybody was very upset.
Who the fuck are these guys?
How many of you were there?
There was four of us.
Also, did I tell you that during that encounter, I was talking to the neighbors, and they were talking about the neighbors with the daycare.
And they were like, that apartment is beautiful.
And I was like, really?
I've never been.
And they were like, we should go see it.
And I was like, what do you mean we should go see it?
And they were like, oh, yeah.
Last time they left, they just left their door open.
How do you know that the first time?
And we said, excuse me, how do you know that?
Have you been trying to open my door?
Like, how do you know the door is open?
Super concerning.
And she was like, you know, I just didn't hear anybody in there.
So I walked in.
I was like, that is not how apartment etiquette works.
That is not how neighbors work.
And this is a good neighbor.
That is breaking and entering.
Dude, if I was ever –
Well, maybe not breaking.
They didn't suck ass just because, again, they didn't talk to me, which was nice.
And they didn't bother me, and I just was allowed to do my thing.
Bro, if I was –
That was also the night that one of our friends, like, sat on the ledge of the building, of the rooftop,
and Danny, like, had to pull him back to safety.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
If I was sitting on the couch and I just heard, like –
But we were also bad people at that party.
You're always bad people.
because their apartment was on the sixth floor
and the roof was where the party was.
There was a long extension cord running up the stairs.
And as one of our friends was going down the stairs,
he unplugged the extension cord
and the entire party lights out.
The entire roof party.
If your whole party is contingent on one extension cord,
you're not allowed to throw that party.
Listen, but that's my neighbor's story.
That's my neighbor's story.
Dude, again, just the thought of if I was just going to the bathroom or making a salad
or just sitting on the couch, and I just heard my doorknob jiggle, and I'm like, what the
fuck was that?
Yeah, exactly.
It's so concerning.
The fact that they were so brazen to say, oh, I'm assuming they're not here because
there's no noise.
That's a bold statement.
Yeah.
It's like, what if I'm just a quiet jerker?
True.
These are a different breed of people.
These are all people who are, none of them are from New York.
All of them live in New York because they work at Google and make like 250K.
These were not our people.
We did not fit in whatsoever.
These are not our people.
We did not fit in.
These are not our people.
They're just like missionaries.
Yeah, I didn't even know it was a work party until I started doing a little small talk
and everybody said they worked at Google.
I work at Google.
Him and her work at Google too.
That's so funny.
I don't even know the owner of Google.
I was going to be like, oh, he was there.
Does anybody know?
Well, owner or CEO?
Oh, God.
Here we go.
The owner is a publicly traded company, right?
All right.
The CEO's like...
What's her name?
Her name.
All I know is I saw her testifying in front of Congress.
Oh, that's good.
That's all I know.
Always bad.
There's a guy, I think Larry, who started Google.
There's a guy named Larry who started Google.
Two guys started Google, I think.
So if one's Larry, what's the other one?
I don't know.
Larry and Ben.
AJ.
Oh, AJ.
That's not true.
That's a rough guess.
That's not right.
I think it's Larry.
If you don't know a name and you have to guess any name, you don't go.
You go just name.
You don't do this.
No, but I think it was Larry.
Hold on.
Let me see.
How would you feel if, like, right, this is the 80s or whatever.
You know this guy, Larry.
He's going around asking for investments as small as $1,000.
Right.
Right?
And you said no.
And now if you put in that $1,000, obviously you'd be, like, a billionaire today because
of how much of Google you are.
Well, I mean, was Larry an asshole?
Like, do I know?
He was a bit off.
Larry Page.
Oh, he was a bit off.
And Sergey Brin.
Would not have guessed that one.
PhD students at Stanford.
Nerds.
Nerds.
Nerd alert.
Rich nerds.
Rich nerds.
but not then.
That's true.
If Larry and Sergey came up to me and said,
you give me $1,000, then we make Google.
Essentially.
Obviously, Sergey's doing the talking.
Yeah, Sergey was talking.
You give me $1,000, we make Google.
Sergey was the muscle in my story.
But I don't know.
If he bullied it out of me, maybe I'll toss him $100.
That would have been nice.
I would have taken that.
You think you would?
Like, it's this random guy that you don't really trust that much.
I'll be honest, no.
He has this grand idea, and you're like,
internet search engine?
What are you, crazy?
Yeah, I mean, if he showed me like anything, if he pulled something out of his pocket and
said, no, you don't, like anything, just words, I don't know.
If he showed me a screen, I'd be like, eh, maybe.
If he just typed something in.
People missed out on that opportunity.
Like with Jeff Bezos, too.
True.
With Amazon.
Yeah, well, I mean, that fucking nerd was just selling books.
I mean, I wouldn't have invested.
I wouldn't have invested in that.
It's like, oh, yeah, go read somewhere else, you bald bitch.
Like out of my face.
I don't know.
It's like, I don't care about your reading.
Yeah, I don't know.
I don't think I would have gotten in on the trend.
I'll be honest.
I definitely think I would have gotten into Uber.
Fuck it.
Like, Gary Vee, I think, is an idiot.
Gary Vee passed up on Uber twice.
But again, that's because he's not making an investment of $100.
They're, like, asking him for, you know, hundreds of thousands of dollars.
In the 80s, my $1,000 was everything I had.
I had nothing.
This was, like, the early 2000s.
This was not the 80s.
Yeah, you're talking about Apple, I think.
No, I was talking about Uber.
I was talking about Google.
Oh, no.
We're talking about...
You mentioned Gary Vee and Uber.
I did say Gary Vee, but he was talking about the 80s.
He said, I would not have passed up on Uber.
That's true.
And fuck you, Gary Vee.
I said that as well.
First of all, not fuck you, Gary Vee.
Gary Vee's a good guy and a great Jet fan.
Oh, my God.
That is a Jet's blow.
And he's, listen, I mean, he passed up on Uber twice,
but he makes those mistakes well known.
He says, I passed up on it.
There'll be another fish.
You can't hold on to those things.
Oh, yeah, VeeFriends, his coloring book.
Yeah, what a fish.
It's an NFT.
It's his fucking drawings.
It looks like a child.
But I don't know.
I mean, like the guy who passed up on all those Apple shares,
like you just can't beat that guy who like harps on that
or else you're just going to be very upset forever.
Is that possible to not?
Impossible.
You'll always have that thought in your head.
If I just invested.
If I just did that.
If I just did that, I would be on an island,
a private island I own right now.
No, I mean, it's certainly hard.
But again, you're also assuming that you would have then done everything right with it and not sold it at a certain time.
That's true.
Your human brain doesn't think about that.
My monkey brain just goes, I could have had all the resources.
Yeah, your monkey brain goes from zero, billion.
Yeah.
I like to think that people who – and the guy who – that story of a guy who passed out on all those Apple shares, he's like a wealthy man.
Like they just – you're just unfazed.
You're like, I missed the opportunity.
Oh, well, on to the next one.
Like, that's the getting, you know, you got to get that bag, get that bread, get that head, then leave.
It's like how, hell yeah, give me some of that.
It's like how the Winklevoss twins, Winklevoss?
I think you said it right.
It's just a ridiculous name.
Twinklevoss?
Twinkletoes?
The Twinkletoes twins, the TTT, like, they got robbed from Facebook because of Zuck Suck,
and then they just dumped all their shit in Bitcoin, and boom.
Yeah, they have, like, the largest share of Bitcoin.
It's funny how, like, they also share assets, too, because they're twins.
They're like, oh, the link of us.
No, they each have half.
What is it with twins?
It's like, what he has is mine.
Yeah, exactly.
What I have is his.
It's like, dude, relax.
But they have, like, the most Bitcoin in the world.
Well, they each have half of the most.
What if they have half, then?
But it doesn't matter.
Even if you have more than half of what either one of them has, like, because they are combined
forces.
Because they're 51% of the company.
They're one unit.
They'll just, they outnumber you.
God, I hope one of them fucks over the other.
I didn't even realize that in the social network,
that's just one guy that's playing both of them.
I thought they've got twin actors.
I had no idea either.
Oh, why not just get twin actors?
I guess they liked the guy they picked.
Good for you.
You're such a good actor that you get played,
you get fucking both.
I'm going to look that up, actually.
Oh my God.
That might be the end.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
But why even say that?
No, because while I was saying it,
As it was coming out of my mouth, I was like, that's right.
I'm thinking of the right movie, right?
But I'm saying, why even say it if it's not true?
Hold on.
How do you spell Winklevoss?
Winklevoss.
It's W-I-N-K-L-E-V-O-S-S.
This isn't true.
This is such a weird thing to lie about.
Wait, this says Tyler Winklevoss and Cameron.
They didn't play themselves.
Did they?
They might have, dude.
I don't know.
Oh, no, no.
Yeah.
Josh Pence.
Okay.
Oh.
and Terrence Pence
both twins
what's his name
Jesse Eisenberg
made a great Mark Zuck
I'll be honest
we tried to watch
that movie in theaters
I fell asleep
and I said it was
the worst movie ever
couldn't watch it
I thought it was good
I thought it was
so fucking boring
also who's in that
social network
is Justin Timberlake
in that or something
JT's in it
and the Spider-Man
Toby
nope
Andrew
yes
Andrew Garfield
yeah you're right
yes he is
oh okay
so it's half
it's one of those
half right Danny facts
All right, so Armie Hammer plays the Winklevoss twins,
the one of them, and then Tyler Pence plays the other,
but Armie Hammer's face was grafted onto Pence's body.
Grafted?
To create the illusion of identical twins.
So essentially they're both Armie Hammer, but one, but Tyler.
They use a different body.
Yeah, but Pence is just the body.
So it kind of is both people are Armie Hammer.
I'll give Daniel 75 on that one, 75 out of 100.
No, that's a passing Danny fact.
Oh, yeah, for sure.
I mean, dude, 40% is a passing Danny fact.
No, come on.
Give me at least 50.
All right.
You can have 50.
Also, Armie Hammer, cannibal.
Yeah, I forgot about that.
By the way.
But, you know, it is what it is.
Never forget.
Never forget about his cannibalism.
What did he tweet?
Like, oh, I just want to, like, again, we talk about this all the time.
Like, sexy text between people, reading them out of context is really rough.
Yeah.
But then it's also double rough when it's like, I want to know what you taste like,
and you come at it as a cannibal.
Like, I want to eat your thumbs.
You said something weird.
It's like, I want to chew on your thumb.
The thumbs are such an unappealing part of the human body.
If I'm going to eat any part of the body, not the thumbs.
It's like chicken.
You ever eat chicken feet?
No.
Have you?
I mean, the thumbs are not like chicken feet.
Yeah, no, but they are because they're very bony.
So it's like the meat is really just like little bits.
The skin kind of with a little bit of meat.
And that's kind of what chicken feet are.
You're like, there's so many bones in there.
You just kind of have to eat around.
If I was going to eat the part of a human, I would probably pick, like, I feel like the calf would be nice.
I was just about to ask.
Calf is in my head, yeah.
Let's all say what we would eat.
All right.
Three, two, one.
What body part would you eat?
What is the rump?
Is that your ass?
The rump roast?
I thought you said rope.
Yeah, I think rump is your ass.
I was going to go booty.
Yeah, like a thigh booty situation?
Thigh meat by the bone?
The booty is the most meaty, right?
I guess depending on who we're eating.
It's definitely your thigh.
Thigh is always the most meaty.
What's considered the thigh?
Is it the inside, the outside?
This whole thing.
Yeah, so I guess the booty's part of that, right?
I mean, they definitely go into each other.
I mean, yeah, my thigh goes into my calf,
and my calf, the same thing, or all the leg.
True, but it's like they're right there.
I don't know.
I don't think the thigh and booty are definitely on the same.
All I'm saying is if I was at a restaurant
and I ordered the tricep and I was given a bicep,
I'd be upset.
That's fair.
Just because it's an arm.
I wonder if human ribs would be good.
Like if they would look like regular ribs.
By the way, oh my god, you want to know
It's a Danny fact that I thought was true
Because of Catholic indoctrination
That men and women
Women and men, yes
That too, but that men and women
Have different numbers of ribs
No one believed that
This is not true
God took a rib from Adam
And was like, Eve, bada bing
And that's why
Men have one less rib
That's what I was told
Wait.
Men do not have one less rib.
No, but don't men have one less bone?
No, that's what – see, this is the thing.
That's why they said men have one less rib.
Men do not have one less rib.
Everybody has the same amount of ribs.
Everyone has the same amount of bones?
Okay, hold on.
I did think that – no, that was definitely – no one else believed that.
Secondly, I thought that –
The Bible.
I thought that there was something like after childbirth, certain bones could fuse together for a woman so they would have less bones.
That might be a Danny fact.
The story would only make sense if the man had less bones.
Oh, I don't know.
Because I gave my rib.
Because Adam gave his rib.
God bless him.
Also, if you took a rib from someone and then they reproduced, their kids wouldn't be missing a rib.
That's not how.
But that's what they said.
That's why men have one less rib.
I've always thought that men have one less rib.
It's like Wolverine.
Like, if you take out his rib, another Wolverine might, you know.
Also, I didn't even think about it.
The ribs are equal.
How can you have one less rib?
I mean, you could have one less rib.
I mean, you can.
That would be such a dumb body.
Someone named Eve is born out there with one less rib,
or someone named Adam, I'm sure.
But yeah, if that's not true, really messed up for the, like,
just as a kid growing up with that information.
So messed up.
Like, what are you doing?
Teach us better.
Well, you guys all went to Catholic school all the way up, right?
All the way up.
Or did you too?
Look, so many people online say, why do males have one less rib?
Jesus.
I went to Catholic school all the way up to college.
College I was in public.
It's thrown right into it.
My college, I was only in there for a year,
but it was non-doctrinational.
What is it called?
You didn't go to college?
Non-denominational.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
You didn't have to give money?
No.
Either way, no.
So basically all the way up until high school.
Okay.
It is really funny watching a Catholic high school
just teach religion and science.
Yeah, my biology teacher didn't believe in evolution.
She would preface every...
She was teaching.
we got to the part of biology where we're learning about evolution
and she would preface every single
sentence with now I don't believe this
but this is what they say
I was like what are we doing here guys
it's like you're supposed to
it's like
okay I don't know
that's strange I guess it is a theory
that's a good point
it's not called
you know the fact of evolution
it was a theory of gravity too
excuse that now I don't believe
this but they say we're attached to the earth
By gravity.
We can't just jump to space.
I mean, don't...
Flat earthers?
How much is gravity?
9.
8.6.
8.6 what?
I thought it was like 9.8 meters per second squared.
It's 9.8.
That's the acceleration of gravity.
I thought it was 8.6.
You're just making up numbers.
It's 98.6 is the temperature.
Wait, is it 9.6 or 9.8?
It's definitely not 8.
Gravity is not 8.
9.6 meters per second squared is the rate of acceleration of gravity.
Might be 8.
I think it's 8
no no
I'm saying 9.8
it's not 8
gravity is not 8
what is this
how much is gravity
it's gonna show
renting the movie
gravity
how much it costs
it's 1 g force
that's not an answer
that's how my religion
test used to be
what
look up acceleration
of gravity
cause that's what
gravity is
isn't it
I'm gonna go
9.8
bro should we just
like get a bunch of
like simple
yet complex
math problems
and equations
just have Danny
try to solve them
That would be a full episode.
9.8.
There you go.
Get us some.
Me and JT out here.
You could tell who went to college got them.
Who needs to know anything about gravity?
I mean, it keeps us on the planet.
That's the show.
Isn't that important?
Yeah, it's not like I'm throwing a baseball and I'm like,
well, I know gravity is 9.8 meters per second.
I have to throw with approximately...
Dude, if they made a Terminator AI robot, that's how they would...
That is how they would do it.
If they had a Terminator trying to throw a baseball,
He'd be like, if I wanted to land there, 9.8 in the wind direction is...
Oh, so that's good.
So we made this fucking stupid equation that is useless to us for when robots take over,
they could start using it.
It's definitely still useful for us if you're like an engineer.
But again, it's like, why are you even giving the dumb people this knowledge?
If you're not an engineer or an architect or anybody who needs gravity, you shouldn't learn it.
That's not a good way to look at things.
Why?
If you're not a hot air balloon pilot or something, you don't need gravity.
That's how you create flat earthers.
That's not even that.
That's how on the grand scheme of things.
They're created either way.
That's true.
That's a good point.
By the way, I'm so excited for like as this like space travel starts to become more affordable.
I saw something.
What's affordable to you?
I saw something today because Jeff Bezos is like, you know, a billion dollars.
You got to spend so much money.
I can't wait for this prize.
But this price is not a rocket.
it's a it's a very large weather balloon that goes up and then pops and then got drops you back to
earth it's like 50 000 a seat oh that's easy for you you're gonna pop that that's affordable
wait but is it pops what and what that's it is one ride now now then as you as you then re-enter
the earth's atmosphere the parachute drops like any like any space capsule ever yeah fuck that
not but uh that's how jeff bezos's works too it's except that to get up there you use a rocket
But a balloon can't take you to space, right?
Take you to the edge, you know.
But isn't the point that the balloon works with air in the balloon,
and if there's no air in space, then it can't, like...
That's why I paused.
This is...
Listen.
I don't know how this is happening.
I'll buy a seat with you.
But it said it was, like, it was also Jeff Bezos's,
you know, like, eight minutes, you know, like, seven minutes in heaven.
With Jeff Bezos?
In this, you get, like, a few hours in space.
You keep saying space.
If it's a balloon, you're not getting the space.
You just learned this information from JT and started rolling with it.
You don't know.
You didn't know that.
I can hop on whatever side I think is correct.
I'm pretty sure a weather balloon can enter space.
Very wrong.
And then it pops for some reason.
First of all, it wouldn't even pop, right?
No, it does.
That's how weather balloons work.
They pop.
But I'm saying, wouldn't it like...
Wait, did the Red Bull guy jump from a weather balloon?
Yeah.
He jumped from a balloon, right?
The thing he was on was a capsule that was on a weather balloon.
Did that count as space?
But he wasn't in space.
It was called the jump from space.
If I was up there, I would say, hey, I'm in fucking space.
I can't breathe.
You know how marketing works, you bitch.
Like, it's fucking space.
If there wasn't gravity, if he jumped out, he wouldn't come back down.
If it was space, he would just go.
He was in the stratosphere.
So close.
Like, this is real nitpicking for no reason.
I don't think so.
What do you know about the Kármán line?
Fucking, I don't need to know shit.
I'm not going up there.
In order to – it used to be in order to be an astronaut, you have to go above the Kármán line.
Why was Kármán so important?
I don't know.
Yeah, really.
I don't know how far into the – whatever sphere that is.
Danny, let me tell you something.
We did not expect you to know the exact speed of the Kármán line.
Don't worry about it.
The Kármán line is an attempt to define a boundary between Earth's atmosphere and outer space.
I don't like these attempts.
But it's an attempt because it's hard to tell.
I don't like these attempts, these theories.
Just religion.
It's all made up.
There's no real –
I want what's real.
The highest space jump was right below the Kármán line.
Well, that looks like not space.
I'm going to be honest.
That picture looks like very much not space.
You're a terrible person.
It was a cartoon graphic.
The point is I'm so excited.
This is what I wanted to say in the beginning.
The point is I'm so excited for space travel to be more affordable
because then we can just like somebody can pay like a great documentary,
10 flat earthers
we're gonna pay
for all of them
to go to space
that would be crazy
it'd be a great documentary
I haven't seen their minds
blown up there
they look back to earth
they see it
they probably still think
it was fake
yeah how can we prove
they're actually going to space
cause some Disney rides
are really convincing
well we have 10 flat earthers
on the ground
who watch them walk in
and go up
I mean that's what
no matter what you do
somebody's always gonna say
don't believe it
once everyone has
their own personal spaceship
then everyone
then they're gonna agree
if we're to the point
where everyone has
their own personal spaceship
what do we need like what what else do we need fuel that's by that point it'll be like printing
itself or something if everyone had their own spaceship and if people were still like hungry
crazy that's a crazy thing to me that is a good point that's crazy that might that might happen
which part like with i guess with like wealth inequality and everything like there might be
a point where okay anyone who's like moderately well off can like go to space and still there's
going to be people like starving maybe so now it's just going to be people called earthers
or non-travelers earthbound losers earthbound losers losers that's crazy that's scary to me
very scary i don't want to be dude you know what i was thinking about you guys know i think we've
talked about this but the uncontacted tribe on north central island i yeah yeah what oh you just
i don't know do you think i i think it's so it's so weird and messed up that we're just like oh
just leave them alone.
I don't know how to explain this.
That's a fair point.
It feels weird that we're treating them
like a zoo exhibit
where we're like,
we just don't,
or we're treating them like wild animals.
Those are the others.
Yeah, we're treating them like wild animals.
We're like, oh, just leave them,
don't talk to them,
don't go there,
just leave them alone.
Let them of their own.
Yeah, but I feel like it's so down the middle
because also if we go force our views
and our stuff on them,
now it's like,
why didn't we leave them alone?
I know, but they're the same as us.
They're people.
Wait, did we talk about this
like 10 episodes ago, I think?
this very recently this point yeah and we were like if they that if if we went there they like
start throwing like spears at us well that's just like what they did i don't know about this point
specifically like the the as we're saying like we could give them penicillin yeah yeah yeah exactly
like they they are people too like we i got it feels weird that we're treating them like wild
animals and because they're uncontacted i mean if we really wanted to we could just pretend to be
like a bird god and drop a care package and just like give them what they need i'm so fascinated
by people like that who are like not people on this island but people who like are in these kind
of like you know very strict uh societies amish that amish or you know yeah or like you're mormon
or whatever scientologist and they're like you know they've been taught all this time that this
is the way and then they're like you know what i want i want to see what's going on yeah that's
I think that's a very interesting human personality trait.
I agree completely.
That must be a hard thing to do.
It's like from zero to 18, you just taught something the whole way.
Then you're like, you know what?
No.
Or you're just being an asshole.
You really got to be an outside thinker for that.
You really do.
It's crazy.
At least the Amish, they send you off to live life like the rest of us.
Then after a year, you're supposed to either make the decision to come back or stay.
I forgot what that's called.
Rumspringa.
Yes.
No, I don't know.
I don't know.
It sounds right.
Antonio Feck, you know what that is?
Right.
Rumspringa.
But if they make the decision to not come back, which is fine,
they're never allowed back in the Amish town again.
What I'm confused about is that they let that happen and people come back.
That confuses me.
But think about it.
They kind of like they raise them without the tools or anything to deal with society as it is today,
send them into society
which is I'm sure
completely overwhelming
and insane
and chaotic and crazy
and then of course
they're going to come back
to what they know
and are familiar with
yeah but then they get
like their weenie sucked
by like a blonde person
they're like god damn
why am I going
what do I choose
yeah why am I going
back to my goats
you know it's like
god damn it
if you were raised
in the Amish thing
they sent you to
not coming back
to New York City
oh yeah I mean
I don't know
the thing is
it's so hard
you're putting Danny Brain
in Amish Danny
of course I think
I'd see it and go
okay I think I'd leave
before that
It's like, get me out of this place.
Because Amish people interact with other people.
So that's why if you're in an Amish town.
They also have cell phones.
If you're in an Amish town, you'll see the horses, and then you'll see cars.
So how would the Amish people not go like, what the fuck is this?
I want one of those.
I want one of these.
If I was like 14, 15, and my dad was taking me in a carriage with a horse down the road,
and I saw cars zooming by, I'd be like, what the fuck are we doing?
Imagine you see, like, a Mustang or a Lambo,
and then you have your Mustang, which is a horse,
and you go, I have the original.
It's like, who gives a shit?
I know Danny would have the FOMO and go,
I want one of those.
Oh, totally, but isn't it crazy also,
let's loop around here,
that horsepower is based off of that?
Horses?
Horses.
A car with 300 horsepower has the,
theoretically, the power of 300 horses.
You see, that confuses me.
Horsepower confuses me because does 300 horsepower mean if I was in a carriage and there were 300 horses going, am I going that fast?
No, I see.
I've thought about this too.
I don't think that's what it means.
I think it was just like –
If I had one horse, the strength of –
It's just like on paper.
How many horsepower do you think you run with?
The fuck does that mean?
Just a half.
Quarter?
Quarter?
Yeah, I got a tenth in me, dude.
Or is 300 horsepower, like, one horse that is juiced up to 300 times its strength?
I think that's what it would be.
No, it's how many horses fast are you going?
We're using horses as a unit.
But what...
How many horses did you go today?
But what does that mean?
No, I think it's like, again, it's on paper, so I think that would be more like it.
Like, if you've got 300 horses, you would not go as fast as a Lamborghini.
Because each horse only goes so fast.
No, because a Lamborghini is like 900 horsepower.
You need 900.
Yeah, but here's the critical thing that we're not seeing here.
Two horses is not faster than one horse.
No, again, it's horse power.
Right, but 300 horses.
So this horse is twice as strong.
As a normal horse.
Yeah.
So a 900.
It's got the power of the horse.
So a 900 horsepower horse is a fucking god.
There's some car guy that's watching this.
He's like, these cars are so wrong.
It's like, imagine he's just like, it has nothing to do with horses.
No, that can't be.
No, it definitely has something to do with horses.
By the way, humans can outrun horses in a marathon.
Yeah, well, if I –
They can actually outrun any animal.
Yeah, but –
I'm still getting caught early and mauled.
Oh, true.
But is that like, okay, the fastest human can beat the fastest horse in a marathon?
Like a horse can definitely beat me in a marathon, right?
What I'm saying is that I think most horses can't even run 26 miles without stopping.
Yeah, I don't think 400-pound Sally can get up and beat a horse, if that's what you're saying.
It would still take a person.
That's not – wait, wait.
That's what he – that's what he said.
I'm not 400 pounds.
I meant me.
He was talking about him.
But I'm saying it's about distance, not speed.
Humans are the longest distance running animals on Earth.
That's a Danny fact.
Check that.
No, that would be bad if that was a Danny fact.
I still think a horse could beat me in a marathon.
I think we could beat a horse in a marathon.
Horses cannot run 26 miles.
That's what they're saying, I guess.
I don't know.
I mean, where does it go?
It just lives in a radius of four miles?
I would think a horse could run 26 miles.
Maybe it just needs a break in between.
So maybe it could run, stop, and then run and still beat in an hour time.
Well, I can't imagine the lactic buildup in a horse muscle.
That thing must be crazy.
It's juicing.
All I know, and also humans, we're saying marathon.
Maybe that's where my statistic is messed up.
Humans can go for 100 miles in one sitting.
Oh, yeah.
Fucking David Freakins over there.
Yeah, but I'm saying the point is the human is the longest distance running animal.
Fact check it.
I think that man ran like 500 miles in a week once or something.
He needs to calm down.
It's like, what are you?
That sounds like smoke.
Smoke a cigarette.
Have a beer.
It is torture.
It's like, have a beer.
And then once he hears people say what we said, he's like, losers.
It's like, I'm going to do 600 next week now, motherfucker.
It's like, relax.
Yeah.
It's not the guy that always talks to Joe Rogan about his inner bitch.
Yeah.
Yeah.
This man is at war with himself.
You did it, man.
It's like, you did do it.
And he's like, never stop him.
That's all right.
He also used to be like 300 pounds.
That's also true.
Well, the point is, go outrun a horse.
Go do what you can do.
We can get out of here.
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